Minestrone Domers vs Luxury Boxed Divine Righters: 2009 ALDS

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Gm 1 MIN @ NYY Wed Oct. 7 6:07 PM TBS
Gm 2 MIN @ NYY Fri Oct. 9 6:07 PM TBS
Gm 3 NYY @ MIN Sun Oct. 11 TBD TBS
Gm 4* NYY @ MIN Mon Oct. 12 TBD TBS
Gm 5* MIN @ NYY Wed Oct. 14 TBD TBS

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Minnesota Twins	12
New York Yankees	12

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

yanks in 4

― lorax body spray (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

Twinks in 5

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

lol u mad

― lorax body spray (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

this aint football

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 02:57 (seventeen years ago)

nyy 3

― cutty probably already everyone (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 03:32 (seventeen years ago)

Oct 7, 2009, 6:07 pm et - B. Duensing vs. C. Sabathia

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 03:47 (seventeen years ago)

nyy 4

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

Twins 4

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 05:09 (seventeen years ago)

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4985/kubel.png in 5

― extremely demanding on the hardware (ciderpress), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 06:19 (seventeen years ago)

Twins get slapped back to reality in 3

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 07:15 (seventeen years ago)

yanks in 4

― velko, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 07:34 (seventeen years ago)

Twins 4
― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, October 7, 2009 1:09 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

― Andy K, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 09:08 (seventeen years ago)

Twins get slapped back to reality in 3
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, October 7, 2009 2:15 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 11:51 (seventeen years ago)

nyy in 4

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 12:45 (seventeen years ago)

stupid yankees in stupid 3.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 13:22 (seventeen years ago)

Molina to catch Burnett:

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/sweetspot/0-6-17/Yankees-bench-Hall-of-Famer.html

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 13:52 (seventeen years ago)

twins in an epic 5 game series

― omar little, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

seriously?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

Why not?

― Andy K, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:46 (seventeen years ago)

seriously!

― carne asada, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

I think I quit predicting in these playoff threads in the last couple of years...can't get past who I'm rooting for to think about who I think will win. I'm a better predictor in NFL because I don't care about any particular teams as much.

So who I'm rooting for is Twins, Angels, Rockies, Dodgers; Twins, Rockies; Twins.

― Alex Quebec (WmC), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

Twins in whatever it takes

― butt sound insanity (gbx), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:08 (seventeen years ago)

You always pick who you're rooting for.

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

Awesome thread title Morbs!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

ok - i'd *love* for the Twins to win in 3. but i don't think they have a snowballs chance.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

You always pick who you're rooting for.

Huh??

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

That's crap, Morbs, did you pick the Mets to win the NL East this year?

― Alex Quebec (WmC), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

sure. (so did Sports Illustrated)

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 20:57 (seventeen years ago)

I should clarify -- I think "predicting" a 3-of-5 series is nuts. obv the Yanks are prohibitive favorites, so it's only fun to pick MIN. No guts, no glory.

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

guys, i really, really hope this stadium fucks the yankees in the ass via two bloop homers to RF by nick punto

― lorax body spray (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

i hope the series turns on a horrible pitching performance by aj burnett

― omar little, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:08 (seventeen years ago)

And that Posada is shown smirking in the dugout during said performance.

― Andy K, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

A+++++, would patronize all commercial sponsors of Yankee Stadium assfucking, even Geico.

― that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES. (WmC), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

TBS guys, speaking about Jeter: "he seems to get a big hit every time the team needs one"

Yeah, a leadoff single in a scoreless game in the first inning of Game 1. What a huge hit that was.

The Yankees are back in the postseason, let the verbal blowjobs begin.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

244 HR from a $200M payroll in a bandbox, how amazing

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

hmmmm so the pitch track will be permanently on the screen, huh?

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:30 (seventeen years ago)

can someone point me to a good stream of this?

― jackie off the chain (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

LOB-Rod

― Andy K, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

just muted sound. Tried ESPN Radio: Steve Phillips, so that won't work...

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

Chokey McChokerson choking like a a choker there.

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

oh, THIS guy with the wig and the bad suits again??

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

Cano CANNOT

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:50 (seventeen years ago)

robinson canto

― omar little, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:52 (seventeen years ago)

can someone point me to a good stream of this?

― jackie off the chain (k3vin k.), Wednesday, October 7, 2009 6:31 PM (24 minutes ago)

― jackie off the chain (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

i am getting dumber listening to these jackasses

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 22:59 (seventeen years ago)

i want to murder chip caray

― there's a blap for that (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:00 (seventeen years ago)

k3vin, channelsurfing dot net

― iatee, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:00 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

this poll just got interesting

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

12 ppl are crazy or on the morbs method

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://aswenton.blogspot.com/

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

a RALLY

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

is Chubby up to 65 pitches yet?

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

Go Twinkies!

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

ugh these fucking announcers

that was not a "good" pitch - it was like 5 inches off the plate but it was belt high

― there's a blap for that (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

Since I've muted him, did Chip just say the crowd got taken outta the game?

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

kinda dig the clark gable stache on CC but his fat ass in pinstripes is almost as bad as prince fielders.

posada is shite.

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

MYSTIQUE & AURA ... MIA SINCE 2001

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

cc chokes in the playoffs just like arod its fact

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

that was not a "good" pitch - it was like 5 inches off the plate but it was belt high

looooool - "sometimes u can make a great pitch and still..."

― Lamp, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

Chokers choking on their chokes again.

― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

66 pitches in 3 innings for cc

― omar little, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

ahahaha another "base hit" fly ball out to left

― there's a blap for that (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

Another great read by Caray.

xpost

― Andy K, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

how many of those pitches has Jorge caught?

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

who is the other guy btw?

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

a routine line drive straight out to left field:

"a base... errr, a line drive out"

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

xposts

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

John Coltrane fan Ron Darling

― Andy K, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

a gutsy homer by your MVP

― there's a blap for that (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

*barfs a little*
*farts*

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:14 (seventeen years ago)

THE MOST IMPORTANT AND CLUTCH ALDS HOME RUN HIT IN THE THIRD INNING OF GAME ONE EVER

― Andy K, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

magic is real fyi

― Lamp, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

nickturturroscrewface.gif

― Andy K, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

i'm going to commit suicide before this game ends

― there's a blap for that (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

guys, the reason that the yankees hit so many homers at home is not because of their stadium or because of their payroll, it's because they are a smart team that is continually discussing whether sliders are breaking down or fastballs are staying straight

― there's a blap for that (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

This game will be in the 7th when the Dodgers start

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

It's weird to me that in order to be a Yankee you CAN'T have a beard or long hair, but you CAN weigh 400 pounds.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

damn jordan u dont believe in october magic huh

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

mr november!

― omar little, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:20 (seventeen years ago)

If you are on the Yankees, you are also allowed to have a swing as ugly as Johnny Damon's.

― Andy K, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

CHOKE-ROD

― omar little, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

This game will be in the 7th when ~~the Dodgers start~~ "Lopez Tonight" appears

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 7, 2009 6:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― there's a blap for that (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

premiers* :-(

― there's a blap for that (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

i hope u are all thinking about that, fans

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

derek jeter eulogies in this broadcast

― Lamp, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

important q: is derek jeter the greatest baseball player who ever lived?

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:27 (seventeen years ago)

now that he holds the most important record in baseball i cant really think of any players who come close

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

don mattingly i guess

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

Pete Rose kept his useless, desiccated ass in the lineup as a manager, btw

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

The way these guys are openly rooting for the Yankees makes Buck/McCarver seem dispassionate.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:29 (seventeen years ago)

(esp on days when he didn't bet on the Reds) xp

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

I'm rooting for a sweep just so I don't have to put up with another two games of that shit.

xpost

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

mr november!

― omar little, Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:20 PM (9 minutes ago)

iirc

― jackie off the chain (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

i think - not sure but i think - this is the 4th str8 key inning for the twins

― Lamp, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:33 (seventeen years ago)

there's an open thread at BP for this game

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

swisher!

― jackie off the chain (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

is swisher the new jeter--i think probably

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

uh, they don't need a new Jeter

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

well jeter is the new gehrig

― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

Intriguing link from Neyer today on how Jeter set about improving his range last offseason, I put it on the NYY team thread. And the metrics back it up.

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

wow, just in time for a "past a diving Jeter".

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

"Energizer bunny when he's in there..."

― Andy K, Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

yeah orlando cabrera was such a winner this year in oakland. the guy just can't help but win. everywhere he goes.

― there's a blap for that (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

ugh, my channelsurfing feed is gone and justin tv doesnt seem to have anything :((((

― jackie off the chain (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 7 October 2009 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

ok I just now turned this game on and Chip is definitely more hoarse than he was last night. Total laryngeal shutdown isn't too much to hope for here.

― that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES. (WmC), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

i posted a link for U d00der

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

^^to kevin k.

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

thanks...where?

― jackie off the chain (k3vin k.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

The nightmare is over

― Andy K, Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

if you have scrolling functionality, scroll up to my earlier posts.

or if you have search functionality, ctrl-f or cmd-f for the text string "http://";

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

btw, Twins are losing tonight & tom'w night, then taking the next 3.

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/backonthebike.jpg

― omar little, Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

found it, but can't get it to work. appreciate it tho

xps lol

― jackie off the chain (k3vin k.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

10/7: HE NEVER FORGOT

― omar little, Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

guys, you might wanna chill a little before you do 700 'Media Loves NYY' posts in the next 4 weeks.

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

youd think brett favre was playing tonight

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

Morbs is right, I don't know how much "I don't know if it's Swisher and his smiles, or Burnett and his pies to the face, or Sabathia making the team closer, but the Yankees are enjoying themselves this season. Not only that, they're having fun!" I can take. Gotta chill out a bit or start padding the walls of the apartment.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

W Carroll: "This is going to sound really weird, especially for me, but Liriano needs to go back to his old mechanics. Even if he ends up hurting his elbow again, he might not suck while it holds.

Nice windblown homer for The Collector too."

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:21 (seventeen years ago)

the Cat Stevens phone spot is the new will.i.am Pepsi ad

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

I'll take it (?).

― Andy K, Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:24 (seventeen years ago)

alright how the hell did punto just reach on an infield single to the pitcher

― jackie off the chain (k3vin k.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:35 (seventeen years ago)

Hit up the middle, hit CC in the foot and went straight up.

― that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES. (WmC), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

ugh y u change pitcher

― jackie off the chain (k3vin k.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

just waitin for next passed ball

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:46 (seventeen years ago)

AGAIN WITH THE FUCKING "CROWD"

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

mr octobber

― jackie off the chain (k3vin k.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

THE EMERGENCE OF A-ROD ... all because Girardi rested him for some games in August

I think I'm done with this game

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 8 October 2009 01:04 (seventeen years ago)

Sheehan: "No one pitched Monday, few of them worked hard Tuesday, Thursday is an off day. I would have taken Duensing out facing Teixeira in the third. Turn it into a bullpen game while it's tied and hope for the best. If you have eight pitchers and can't do that, then we've officially lost it with regards to reliever usage."

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 01:05 (seventeen years ago)

Sheehan's becoming as shrill and annoying as Chip Caray ... if you don't pull your starter in the third inning of Game 1 then we've "officially" lost it with regards to bullpen management? FFS ...

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 8 October 2009 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

Superstitiously chose not to watch tonight. Frankly, I'm surprised it wasn't worse.

― boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

I think Duensing having 84 (?) major-league innings had something to do w/ Sheehan's severity.

btw Barry Larkin said on MLBN that the Yanks were just as tired as the Twins as a result of watching the tiebreaker on TV.

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 02:55 (seventeen years ago)

TS: George Lopez commercial vs. Frank Caliendo commercial

― Winky (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 October 2009 03:12 (seventeen years ago)

xpost

Wasn't the notion that rookies don't fare well in the playoffs debunked as myth a long time ago?

Duensing wasn't pitching badly, or at least I didn't see anything that even remotely warranted the need to get him out of there in the third inning. Sheehan's complaints are completely OTT.

With a lineup as strong as the Yankees' (<\TBS>), who also have L/R/S hitters up and down the order, you're going to need to play matchups and have guys pitch to one or two batters at a time, which you can't do if you pull the SP in the third inning. That's why you carry an eight-man bullpen into the playoffs against the Yankees, not because you might need to ask for seven innings from your bullpen as soon as the starter gives up a run or two.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 8 October 2009 13:25 (seventeen years ago)

anyhoo, another shitty opening day the offseason!

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

We can finally agree on something!

― Mark C, Thursday, 8 October 2009 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

twins steal the second game, split the two in minnesota, EPIC game five win in NYC.

― omar little, Thursday, 8 October 2009 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

so not gonna happen

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

I think Girardi was just toying with the Twins last night after Sabathia left the game, I mean what was the point of all those pitching changes? It's as if half of his bullpen wanted to get their kicks getting the Twins to make outs, like they were taking turns at the karaoke machine or something.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:13 (seventeen years ago)

he wanted to give Joba a bug-free taste of glory!

or a Girardi-LaRussa WS might last til Christmas.

― A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

he wanted to give Joba a bug-free taste of glory!

i think this is true tbh

― Winky (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:37 (seventeen years ago)

ILB REMEMBERS

2007 ALDS: Indians vs Yankees

― Andy K, Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

Judging from that last called strike on Mauer, this series is over.

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 October 2009 23:03 (seventeen years ago)

wow, what an idiot

― love will terius apart (k3vin k.), Friday, 9 October 2009 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

Carlos Gomez bringing that winning intangible "energy"

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 October 2009 23:16 (seventeen years ago)

haha CAPTAIN DEFENSE CLUTCH

god now we will have to see that clip plus Giambi baseline flip paired for longer than i can stomach

― sanskrit, Friday, 9 October 2009 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

pitcherzzzz duel

― love will terius apart (k3vin k.), Friday, 9 October 2009 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

How the hell did Burnett manage to walk Delmon Young?

― Alex in SF, Friday, 9 October 2009 23:57 (seventeen years ago)

clutch ground rule double there, did you see how he placed the ball just right so it would bounce over the wall?

― omar little, Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:04 (seventeen years ago)

lol

a-rod!

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

hits very much out of character

― omar little, Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

Gardenhire pulls his pitcher two batters too late ... it's becoming a pattern for him this postseason.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

yup, that reggie jackson, vaunted master of the rbi single

― govern yourself accordingly, Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

this is unequivocally the worst broadcast booth i've ever heard

― don't blame pitchfork, blame america (call all destroyer), Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:20 (seventeen years ago)

"the Yankees chose to start their series on Wednesday because of the extra off-day ..."

No shit sherlock, what other reason would there be? "House" is on Tuesday nights and Girardi didn't want to miss it?

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

Why does Kubel suddenly suck?

― Andy K, Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

nick punto always reminds me of 'sacapuntas' which im pretty sure means pencil sharpener but we always used 2 say in spanish class cuz it sounds really durty

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:59 (seventeen years ago)

lmao at phil hughes

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

it was hilarious to hear darling go

"how often do you see a guy get hurt and his replacement comes in and is the hero of the game?"

like... never in my life?

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

jeter's ground rule double was to right field, that ground ball out was to the left side. he's keeping the twins on their toes, letting them know he can hit to all fields at any given time.

― omar little, Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

this avocado campaign is really startin 2 work on me i gotta say

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:12 (seventeen years ago)

its ridic that chip is actually like 'according 2 the twins media guide..

also wtf nathan lets go

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

AROD!!!!!@@@

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

arod ttly not in character again

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:31 (seventeen years ago)

!!!@!@!!!!!!

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

never would have had a chance to hit with a man on if it wasn't for jeter's clutch out last inning

― omar little, Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

OFF JOE NATHAN AND DEM

lol @ arod walking to first one man obama fist bumch to bench

― sanskrit, Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

err invisi solo fist bump

― sanskrit, Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

:DDDDDD

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:33 (seventeen years ago)

i love a-rod tbh

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

well shit

― goole, Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

but uh, nathan really threw him a 3-1 fastball down the middle? okay

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ Omar

I actually yelled out loud listening to this on the train

― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

fuck

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

aceves is dope too

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

lets doooo thissss

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 01:58 (seventeen years ago)

wtf is that <---6 feet--> thing they have??

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

that is not 6 feet, it's like 10-12

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

yeah it's super pointless

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:02 (seventeen years ago)

lmaoooooo

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:02 (seventeen years ago)

That's the worst pickoff throw I've ever seen!

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sure matt holliday is enjoying the company here

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

nonetheless, that was pretty clutch by jeter to telepathically guide the ball into centerfield - he wasn't going to take that IBB lying down!

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:04 (seventeen years ago)

ball in the air and this shit is over

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

ron darling needs to be shot in the head on live television

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:07 (seventeen years ago)

what's the worse that could happen? teixeira with the bases loaded?? ehhhhhh!!

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

lmaooooooo

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

yesyesyesyes

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

JASON KUBEL WILL NOT B STRUCK OUT A FIFTH TIME

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

horrible baserunning though

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

wtf this game

― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

i just want to go to bed

― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

...

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

that was an awful call

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

hold on, that was so obvious!! what in god's name??

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i thought both those - that he touched it and landed fair

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

GREBT CALL IMFHO

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

gonna be seeing that footage a lot over the next couple days huh

― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

ump was like ten feet from it!

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

you gotta be fucking kidding me

― govern yourself accordingly, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

The Yankees are carrying three catchers? Uhh ...

Mauer robbed by the umps -- I seriously don't understand how the umps always blow these sorts of calls in the playoffs. The line umps only have to make like two calls per game and they always find a way to fuck them up.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

They're like the triangle players who miss their one cue per night.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

kuuuuuuuuubel

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

xp loool

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

mauer def wouldn't have advanced to third on that single so no harm no foul, ump

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

thats not how baseball works, man

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

STATION 2 STATION

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

no way mauer was scoring from third on that single

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

(yea i just mean generally)

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:22 (seventeen years ago)

this is ridiculous

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

gomez is an abomination

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

what a disaster for baseball

― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

The Yanks are down to Chad Gaudin in their bullpen.

Love how a team spends $200M to try to win the World Series and the game might come down to Chad Gaudin throwing to Francisco Cervelli.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

But whatev, F U Twins if you can't score here.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:24 (seventeen years ago)

brendan harris is lookin a little eckstein-y to me

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

or not

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

that half inning wasnt a fatigue-induced hallucination was it

― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

jesus what a joke

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

fuck

― that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES. (WmC), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

good night guys

― fleetwood (max), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

utterly deplorable win

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:30 (seventeen years ago)

!!!

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:30 (seventeen years ago)

lol so shitty

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:30 (seventeen years ago)

i'll never forget mark teixeira's incredible 318-foot walk off bomb. conjuring up images of aaron boone's legendary homer.

― it takes a nation of 51 to hold us back (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:31 (seventeen years ago)

That bounce off the top of the fence defied physics

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

i'll never forget the twins swinging at first pitches with the bases loaded against dave robertson. conjuring up memories of the first day i owned rbi baseball.

― govern yourself accordingly, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

ghosts imo xp

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

lol at booth keep shouting up "wallscraper" to describe teix's walkoff hr

pretty sure kate hudson has one or two of those things implanted in case, you know..

― sanskrit, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

yes, F U Twins.

I'm with Joe Sheehan re umpiring: "Bring on the machines." It's just horrendous.

pitcherzzzz duel

You'd have loved the '70s, kk, you philistine.

max, I never knew you went to bed so early!

Kate Hudson! I knew that stupid b***h looked familiar.

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:40 (seventeen years ago)

(...from the one movie I've seen her in)

at least we'll all remember the night Teixeira became a true Yankee

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:42 (seventeen years ago)

"The Twins reached base by hit, walk, or hit batsman 21 times, the Yankees only 10 times. The Twins stranded every runner in baseball history this side of Goose Goslin. If Kirby Puckett were still alive, they would have stranded him, too. Rickey Henderson in his prime could not have scored for the Twins on this particular night."

http://pinstripedbible.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/10/a_postseason_thriller_for_the.html

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 October 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/10/10/mauer-is-hurting/

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 October 2009 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

THE PAVANO

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 October 2009 09:09 (seventeen years ago)

man i still feel really bad for joe nathan. was it just me or did he look a little shook up taking the mound with all the lip and mouth tics? hope he doesnt carry any of this into next season.

― sanskrit, Sunday, 11 October 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

why is it so hard to find a damn stream of this game

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

was it just me

No. Lots of deep breaths, too.

― Andy K, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

zero balls hit into the outfield for either team, popout to deep short and foulout behind first notwithstanding

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

stream anyone? i don't have a tv or a radio :(

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:15 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i cant find one either, let me know if you get a reliable link

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i got nothing

sanskrit posted up a channel surfing link on the game 163 thread but it's IE only

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.channelsurfing.net/watch-mlb.html

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:22 (seventeen years ago)

i use internet explorer but it says i need sopcast? is that safe?

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:24 (seventeen years ago)

actually im on the library comp so idc

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:25 (seventeen years ago)

˜\(°_·)/˜

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:26 (seventeen years ago)

stream anyone? i don't have a tv or a radio :(
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Sunday, October 11, 2009 8:15 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28694

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:33 (seventeen years ago)

derek jeter, he of extra-base hits

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:37 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.atdhe.net/7956/watch-yankees-vs-twins

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:39 (seventeen years ago)

wooooooord

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

seems stable

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:41 (seventeen years ago)

thx dude

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:44 (seventeen years ago)

here we go

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

bigtime

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

fuuuck

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:50 (seventeen years ago)

semi-IBB'ing Cabrera to pitch to the MVP = teh stupid

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:50 (seventeen years ago)

this is all the run support the pavano needs

*rubs hands 2gether*

― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:50 (seventeen years ago)

"how big is this 7th inning for Carl Pavano ..."

words I did not expect to hear on this broadcast

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:55 (seventeen years ago)

I'm not sure it's a smart idea to have Pavano pitching to the heart of the order in the 7th inning of a must-win game, but I guess Gardenhire's not too confident in his bullpen after Game 2.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

wowwww

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

aw crap

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha see what i mean?

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

arod imo

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

0-2 to 3-2 to homer is some bullshit

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

yes, a-rod's strength really is "incredible".... i wonder why... he must work out... a lot?

― bighoos (steen) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:04 (seventeen years ago)

Thanks for showing up, Twins.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:05 (seventeen years ago)

i supposei should probably just go back to studying huh

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:05 (seventeen years ago)

same here

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

pavano does give up a lotta homers - 26 in 199.1 IP this year

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

joba dont fuck this up

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

morbs did you see the flash of the sign going twins dome magic beats yankees $$. some cheese eating rube managed a witticism the level of your thread title.

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

"and look where Derek Jeter is ... even with the bobble by A-Rod, he's running to back up third in case Young wanted to advance"

yes, how remarkable to watch Jeter flawlessly execute what they teach to 11-year olds in Little League

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:25 (seventeen years ago)

morales is a goddamn terrible player

― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder if we'll get two innings of Rivera, or whether the Twins aren't even enough of a threat to bother bringing him in until the 9th.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:34 (seventeen years ago)

hughes is doin the 8th it looks like

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

yeah no rivera til trouble

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

are
you
serious

― bighoos (steen) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:42 (seventeen years ago)

OH FFS

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:42 (seventeen years ago)

OMG Punto you are an ass

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:42 (seventeen years ago)

punto punted LOLZZZZZZZZ

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

hooooly shit

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

IDIOT

― WmC, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

lost in all of this was JETER'S HEADS UP PLAY, only he would have made such a prescient play

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ mn bench rxn

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

hai guize let's practice baserunning in spring training 2010

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

bench reaction with all the hands on head = priceless comedy

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

much like jeter's face during gardner going to third (ohhh you sweet idiot... the fuck he made it?)

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

At least we're going to get an epic Sandman vs Mauer matchup out of this.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

wait when do the yankees lose one in the dome? that shit is basically mandatory.

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

fuckin amazing how he can still break dudes' bats at will

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:51 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, not so epic. Hell of an anticlimax there.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:52 (seventeen years ago)

It seems that they're not letting Joe Nathan anywhere near this game.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:08 (seventeen years ago)

doesnt really matter tbcfh

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

uggg three straight walks have some self respect

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

finally nathan

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:10 (seventeen years ago)

srsly throw one strike

― bighoos (steen) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

twins r garbage

― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

poor bastard

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

why am i even watching this bullshit

― a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

just minimize the window and relax to the duclet tones of chip caray

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

lmaooooooooooooo

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

New magic word contest tonight during our first game. When I say "fisted" be the first to call 404-827-1700 and win a brand new iPhone!12:03 PM Oct 9th from web
chipcaray

― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

i wish the booth would just stop talking and start playing yakety sax right now

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

Twins outfielders can't even dive properly.

― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:17 (seventeen years ago)

im switchin to phils/rox

― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

New magic word contest tonight during our first game. When I say "fisted" be the first to call 404-827-1700 and win a brand new iPhone!12:03 PM Oct 9th from web
chipcaray

― johnny crunch, Sunday, October 11, 2009 10:17 PM (1 minute ago)

whaaaat the hell

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:18 (seventeen years ago)

u shd call u might win an iphone!!

― johnny crunch, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:20 (seventeen years ago)

does it come with ron darling's anal fluids too or...

― bighoos (steen) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:21 (seventeen years ago)

iphone!!

― bighoos (steen) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:26 (seventeen years ago)

got home in top of the 9th; glad I went to that old Bollywood film.

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

lol, nice looking K

― we beat so many gimp (k3vin k.), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:29 (seventeen years ago)

some cheese eating rube managed a witticism the level of your thread title.

I yam skeptical

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:33 (seventeen years ago)

dang i got two 12 dollar game 5 bleacher seats.. oh well

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:34 (seventeen years ago)

no but really i was gunning for those newly opened up SRO $50 tix on sale last monday. kind of knew it wouldnt happen either way.,

so do they debase themselves with champagne?

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

hey how come a couple shots of twins fans crying but no afternoon shots of reaffirming lifewater that are red sox fan tears?
lame double standard.

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

wait when do the yankees lose one in the dome? that shit is basically mandatory.

Absolutely untrue. I'm glad we've finally retired the Metrodome so we can finally put to rest the ridiculous assumption that the monstrosity is some sort of secret weapon for the Twins. I'm not overly familiar with the stats, but I'd be surprised if they've won even remotely close to half of their home games during the entirety of their 2000s postseason appearances.

― boring movies are the most boring (Eric H.), Monday, 12 October 2009 03:10 (seventeen years ago)

no, not recent PS. People are talking reg season & '87 and '91.

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 October 2009 03:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://twitter.com/chipcaray

Correction: It was Mike Stanton. Cory Lidle is dead.5:14 PM Oct 8th from web

This place is magic. I just was in a suite talking baseball and drinking Fresca with Yogi Berra, Darryl Strawberry and Cory Lidle.5:13 PM Oct 8th from web

― Andy K, Monday, 12 October 2009 06:59 (seventeen years ago)

# I just got back from a power walk in Central Park. Nothing is better than a brisk quarter mile. Bring on the flapjacks!6:24 AM Oct 9th from web

lol don't push yourself too hard there, chip

― omar little, Monday, 12 October 2009 07:05 (seventeen years ago)

omg Lidle. This COULD be a parody, no?

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:46 (seventeen years ago)

fresca makes it a little too perfect. i want to believe tho.

― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 13:01 (seventeen years ago)

Hello, this is Ticketmaster Customer Service with an important alert for your upcoming event. New York Yankees -vs- Minnesota Twins, scheduled at Yankee Stadium on Wednesday, October 14, 2009, with a time to be announced, has been cancelled.

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― sanskrit, Monday, 12 October 2009 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

Let's put this here.

http://apps.detnews.com/apps/blogs/taxingdetroitblog/index.php?blogid=177

'Amazin' debt for Miracle Met Ron Darling
Tax agencies in two states and the IRS have former New York Mets pitcher and TBS analyst Ron Darling caught in a squeeze play. Darling, who helped call the Yankees-Twins game Sunday, owes $544,197 in state and federal taxes, records show.
The 49-year-old Hawaii native earned $17.9 million during a 13-season career, according to Baseball-Reference.com. He won a World Series ring with the Mets in 1986.
What's owed:
* The IRS filed a $71,076 lien against Darling on July 29 in the New York City Register's office.
* The state of New York filed a $12,664 tax warrant against Darling on May 23 in the New York County Clerk's office.
* The state of California filed an $84,860 lien against Darling on June 6, 2008, in Contra Costa County Court.
* The IRS filed a $375,597 lien against Darling on May 15, 2008, in the New York City Register's office.
His side:
Darling could not be reached for comment. Turner Sports spokesman Jeff Pomeroy said he left the retired pitcher a cell-phone message and forwarded an e-mail from The Tax Watchdog.
"We will not comment as this is a personal issue," Pomeroy wrote in an e-mail message.

― Andy K, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

Ticketmaster appreciates pickpocketing you, sucker

― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Was just watching the end-of season highlight reel on MLB Channel and had forgotten how terribly the Twins played in this series. Like, miserably.

― Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 6 November 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago)

cmon man

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 6 November 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

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Minestrone Domers vs Luxury Boxed Divine Righters: 2009 ALDS - Twins vs. Yankees

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