Wilponzi Scheme: 2010 NEW YORK METS

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To preempt the haters.

After Jerry Hairston as a Beltran/Reyes sub... It is beginning again.

http://twitter.com/Ken_Rosenthal/status/7773956454

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 16 January 2010 16:29 (sixteen years ago)

good title!

call all destroyer, Saturday, 16 January 2010 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

I like the idea od yanquis wanting hariston for 1/1.2M and mets going after him for 3/10M

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 16 January 2010 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

SIGN SOME DAMN STARTING PITCHING ALREADY

johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 January 2010 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

is anyone even left thats better than their status quo

ciderpress, Saturday, 16 January 2010 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

you made some crappy comment in the 2009 thread that would have made a good non trollish yet true title that i cant be bothered to look for.
but this is pretty damn good one.

sanskrit, Monday, 18 January 2010 00:21 (sixteen years ago)

also IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER would work pretty well too imo

sanskrit, Monday, 18 January 2010 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ that's not nes. true tho

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 18 January 2010 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

per mlbtr:

Mets' GM Omar Minaya was never given a budget this offseason. The front office is making recommendations to COO Jeff Wilpon on a case-by-case basis without knowing if they're approaching a payroll limit.

...

ciderpress, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/273344/flowchart1.png

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

C-

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

Mets may try now for Yorvit Torrealba -- who has filed a grievance against them for voiding their deal 2 years ago.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 January 2010 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

Yes, but they've been speaking to resolve that grievance for ages and it's been suggested that these talks themselves have increased the likelihood of Yorvit signing.

Mark C, Thursday, 21 January 2010 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

still waste of a roster spot, but...

The Associated Press reported Friday that the Angels agreed to send the Mets $21 million as part of the trade. There were two years and $23 million remaining on Matthews' contract with the Angels.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2010 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

That's not so bad then. Maybe a change of scenery'll do him good.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 22 January 2010 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

wow that's actually pretty damn good. he's a great 4th outfielder imo

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 January 2010 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

Neyer:

"Purely in terms of value, the Mets have given up something for nothing.

Brian Stokes is nobody's idea of a star, but he's cheap and he's got a 3.82 ERA in the National League.

Gary Matthews essentially forced Bill James to invent Loss Shares.

Yes, that's a joke. Bill started thinking about Loss Shares long before Matthews signed his $50 million contract with the Angels. But according to Wins Above Replacement, in the first three years of that five-year deal, Matthews has been worth negative $5.2 million.

Perhaps I was too kind. One might argue that the Mets just gave up something for less than nothing."

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/2128/mets-pick-up-vital-fifth-outfielder

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 January 2010 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

ha ha ha!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 24 January 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

see you guyz almost had me convinced the Mets had done no harm! When will I learn.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 January 2010 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

The Mets can afford to pay a useless guy two million, and can afford to sign some guy in free agency who is as good as Stokes.

real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Sunday, 24 January 2010 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

i'm surprised omar didn't find a way to work fernando martinez into the matthews deal

sanskrit, Monday, 25 January 2010 02:33 (sixteen years ago)

on my way to work this morning i found a copy of this sitting on the sidewalk:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M8ERy5wbL._SS500_.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 January 2010 15:51 (sixteen years ago)

in its proper place.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 16:07 (sixteen years ago)

lolomgroflwtflmao

NYPost_Mets New blog entry: Report: Mets have interest in Wellemeyer http://dlvr.it/1Nn1

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

he's not even dominican! you don't have to sign him omar! don't do it! don't doooooo iiiiiiiiitttt!

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2010 19:42 (sixteen years ago)

"uh, mr. minaya, he's not even domincan. you really have no obligation to sign him. how you about you take a lunch break? we'll handle this one. yeah, just go grab a sandwich or something. you know what, just take all of next week off. yeah, go down to the islands and enjoy the beach. yeah, yeah, we got it from here. no worries."

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2010 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

He won seven games last year despite opponents batting .328 against him!

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 5 February 2010 19:47 (sixteen years ago)

you haterz are more desperate than class should allow. Also it comes from the fuckin player, who cares?

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 February 2010 19:58 (sixteen years ago)

remind yourself of this when todd wellemeyer is trying to stave off a three game sweep on a thursday afternoon at the hands of the braves

J0rdan S., Friday, 5 February 2010 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

his name always reminds me of Mrs Wellenmelon in Jerry Lewis' The Ladies Man

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 February 2010 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

Weavermeyer

Andy K, Friday, 5 February 2010 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

Sn00ki I cannot wait for baseball season!!! Let's Go Mets! They'll make it this year!..but I say that every year lmao! Citi field needs some snooki
about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter

J0rdan S., Saturday, 6 February 2010 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

can she pitch?

johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

i think snooki would make a great candidate to throw out first pitch

http://www.tmz.com/2009/08/28/dj-am-dies-dead-mets-citi-field-baseball-photo/

sanskrit, Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:29 (sixteen years ago)

how about Harold Ford & Kirsten Gillibrand

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 February 2010 22:35 (sixteen years ago)

In one instance, the Mets were a player’s first choice, an agent said, but he was one or two down on the Mets’ pecking order – a phrase used by another agent – and the player and the agent weren’t going to wait for the Mets to deal with them. They went elsewhere.

Another agent said that Omar Minaya, the Mets’ general manager, told him at the winter meetings in December that the Mets would address their catching need in January. “How can they wait and be sure what will be there?” the agent asked.

http://www.murraychass.com/?p=1503

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

Any piece of writing that starts with a definition from a dictionary should be sent back for revision.

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Monday, 8 February 2010 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

well, it is Murray Chass

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 February 2010 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

The New York Mets today announced that Mookie Wilson has returned to the organization as the team's minor league outfield and base running coordinator.

mookieproof, Monday, 8 February 2010 21:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/2310/mets-home-just-a-tiny-bit-cozier-in-2010

You now get to see Oliver Perez get bombed out earlier

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

Francoeur 40 HR lol

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

I'm graspin' at straws, like this month-old C Kahrl item:

Claimed LHP Jay Marshall on waivers from the Athletics. [1/8]

As things stand at present, Pat Misch is the leading candidate to get the second lefty's slot in the pen, which is another way of saying that you can be absolutely sure that they're going to take a look at ground-pounding submariner who totally subdued southpaws for Sacramento last season, limiting them to .179/.207/.226. He also generated a GB/FB ratio of 2.7, not that he has cause to fear flying things in Investment Banking Bandits Ballpark. For situational fun and some upside, this was a nifty little waivers snag by Omar Minaya, one that might buy back the roster spot at the end of camp if Marshall outduels Misch for the job.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 21:24 (sixteen years ago)

good news

mlbtraderumors

Mets Have Not Contacted Sheffield http://bit.ly/cHc8fs #mlb

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 10 February 2010 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

Chris (Wayne, NJ)

Should I be excited about Fernando Martinez's showing in the Caribbean Series? He showed easy power and played good defense but the level of competition seemed down this year.

Klaw (1:29 PM)

I'd like to see him show up in spring training in good shape with a better work ethic. He has top 25 ability with the bat, but needs to stay healthy for a full year and lose some of the attitude we're seeing (like his complaints last week about the lack of opportunity in NY right now).

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 February 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

WILL WORK FOR CATCHER

he Mets are making a "hard push" to sign free agent catcher Rod Barajas on a one-year deal, reports Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports. Barajas is the only starter available at the position, and the Mets still have a need.

Barajas, 34, hit .226/.258/.403 in 460 plate appearances for the Blue Jays last year, earning $2.5MM.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 February 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

The Giants fucked the Mets because they will end up trading Molina to them once Posey is ready to start.

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

You're going about it all wrong -- the Giants helped themselves by being able to trade Molina to the Metes once Posey is ready to start.

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

While trying to ramp up his workouts in preparation for reporting to the Mets this week, reliever Kelvim Escobar felt a twinge in his shoulder.

It begins (again)

mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

PREVENTION & RECOVERY

http://www.nj.com/mets/index.ssf/2010/02/ny_mets_make_changes_to_traini.html

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

they should do yoga

sanskrit, Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

they should jettison Escobar into space

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

the man is a human tinge/tweak/pull/tear/strain. if this one signifies the beginning of anything - it's the season.
out the airlock with him!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.nesn.com/2010/02/mets-owe-bobby-bonilla-2975-million.html

sanskrit, Saturday, 20 February 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

Can someone explain the bazillion catchers thing or is it a mystery(.gif)?

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Saturday, 20 February 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

IT BEGINS

http://www.nj.com/mets/index.ssf/2010/02/ny_mets_tell_francisco_rodrigu.html

sanskrit, Friday, 26 February 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

just shaddap?

I saw Frenchy on the SNY ST show joking (I hope) that he was willing to lead off.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 February 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

Jose Reyes linked to Canadian doctor nailed in HGH trafficking bust:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/more/02/27/hgh.investigation/index.html?cnn=yes&hpt=T2

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 28 February 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- Mets shortstop Jose Reyes said Sunday he met with federal investigators last week regarding a Canadian doctor accused of selling an unapproved drug.

Dr. Anthony Galea is facing four charges in his country related to the unapproved drug known as Actovegin, which is extracted from calf's blood and used for healing. His assistant also has been charged in the U.S. for having HGH and another drug while crossing the border in September.

Galea is known for using a blood-spinning technique -- platelet-rich plasma therapy -- that is designed to speed recovery from injuries. Besides Reyes, he has also treated Tiger Woods and several other professional athletes.

"They just asked me basically how I met the guy and stuff like that and what he put in my body," Reyes said. "I explained to them what he was doing. ... I don't worry about anything because I didn't do anything wrong."

SI.com reported Saturday night that federal officials have told several athletes to expect grand jury subpoenas in the case. The Web site cited three anonymous sources familiar with the investigation.

The New York Times reported in December, citing anonymous sources, that the FBI opened an investigation into Galea based in part on medical records found on his computer relating to several professional athletes.

Mets spokesman Jay Horwitz said the team was aware of the situation, and manager Jerry Manuel said he isn't worried about it becoming a distraction.

Reyes said he met with investigators for about 45 minutes at the Mets' spring facility after they contacted him Thursday morning. One of his agents, Chris Leible, also was present.

The Daily News of New York was the first to report Reyes had met with investigators.

Reyes, who missed much of last season with right leg problems, said he spent five days in Toronto in September and was treated by Galea three times. The shortstop was asked by investigators if he used HGH.

"They asked me if he injected me with that. I say 'No,' " Reyes said. "What we do there, basically, he took my blood out, put it in some machines, spin it out and put it back in my leg. So I explained to them that."

Reyes said he felt better for a while after the treatment but his leg still didn't respond when he tried to push it. He had surgery in October to clean up some scar tissue remaining from a torn hamstring tendon behind his right knee.

Galea was arrested Oct. 15 after a search warrant was executed at the Institute of Sports Medicine Health and Wellness Centre near Toronto. He is charged with selling Actovegin, conspiracy to import an unapproved drug, conspiracy to export a drug and smuggling goods into Canada.

velko, Sunday, 28 February 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

yaaawwwnnnnnn

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 March 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

Citi Field 'C' Plunges to the Ground

mookieproof, Monday, 1 March 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

Kevin Goldstein said at the BP appearance last night that some of the Mets front-office ppl he talks to have been "emotionally damaged" by the experience. And Steve Goldman accused them of signing every statistical comp to Henry Blanco.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

mets win

thuuuuuuuu mets win

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

Do you believe in comebacks?!?!?

Andy K, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

past results are no indicator of future success

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

haha wish he did spring training

thuuuuuuuuuuuuu melk moustache, thuu melksadaisical, thuuuuuuuuuuuuu Melk Man duuuuuuuuulivers

sanskrit, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

obv this will somehow blow up in their face, but good on omar for signing kiko calero

his health was iffy last year but 69 k & 66 h/bb in in 60 innings last year 4 the fish

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

Breaking News: Mets shortstop Jose Reyes diagnosed with thyroid imbalance

so he is like all the old women in my office?

johnny crunch, Friday, 5 March 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

haha i was gonna say, let my mom get in touch with him...

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

how the fuck did he get the sugars at age 26?

sanskrit, Saturday, 6 March 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

An athlete like Reyes could miss a few days to a month with the most common case, an overactive thyroid, said Dr. Robert McConnell of NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital/Columbia University Medical Center in Manhattan, but should then resume playing without any difficulties. “It depends on what the diagnosis and the treatment is,” he said, “but it would not be more than a month at the most.”

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

are you bitches really gonna be like this all year

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

well, duh

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

well, bye

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

i read somewhere on twitter he wears a second cup to hold the torso goiter flush

sanskrit, Saturday, 6 March 2010 04:09 (fifteen years ago)

inside the park grand slam by omir santos

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

Intrasquad game?

Andy K, Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

nats, same thing

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 March 2010 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

Dear Ike Davis,

Please be my first baseman.

Love,

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

Rodriguez OTM.

PORT ST. LUCIE --- Goose who? Francisco Rodriguez is just fine with Goose Gossage's assessment of him.

Gossage referred to K-Rod as a "clown" in a recent interview, citing Rodriguez's penchant for theatrics on the mound, but Rodriguez shrugged off Gossage's comment Tuesday.

"I have no idea who he is," Rodriguez said.

Told about Gossage, a Hall of Fame reliever who had his best years pitching for the Yankees in the 1970s and '80s, Rodriguez took the high road.

"We all have an opinion," Rodriguez said. "That's his opinion and you've got to respect it. I don't care. It doesn't bother me at all."

Andy K, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

Santana got rocked 2day by the 'Stros. Gave up a leadoff jack to Kaz Matsui. 4 straight hits. Santana lasted 1 2/3rds giving up 4 runs on 6 hits, 1 BB, 1 K.

Quotable: 3 weeks ago when Johan was asked who was the best pitcher in the NL East he replied "Santana".

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

YOU KNOW THE GAMES DON'T COUNT RIGHT

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 07:32 (fifteen years ago)

"I don't know who this Brian Bruney is"

sanskrit, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

METS CLOSERS ARE THE ART OF PRETEND FORGETFULNESS

sanskrit, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:13 (fifteen years ago)

This Jose Reyes Thyroid Saga is some retarded shit. WTF is wrong with you Mets?

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

this is some pretty retarded shit too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBrsOKYIKYM

sanskrit, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

RUB SOME DIRT ON IT LOS

Andy K, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

He swung at a ball that hit him right in the face. Its like me playing mlb the show.

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

lol

Francouer has encouraged Wright to play more golf this spring training. Francouer also can take away some of the massive media responsibilities from Wright and get him away from thinking baseball 24-7.

When the two are hitting in the cage, Francouer keeps it fun. The outgoing Francouer is good at seeing the big picture and wants to help Wright to be more relaxed.

“Let’s have fun, let’s play golf, let’s enjoy ourselves,” Francouer explained. Francouer then told the story about how he took Wright golfing last year during the season on an off-day. Wright complained, saying that he does not like to play golf during the season. Francouer guaranteed that Wright would get some hits the next game if only he went out for a little golf therapy. The next game, Wright got three hits.

Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Thursday, 11 March 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

the latest Reyes divergence seems to be a matter of athlete talking about what he knows not, tbh

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 March 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

All-Star shortstop Jose Reyes has been told to rest and refrain from athletic activity for two to eight weeks until his thyroid levels normalize, another blow to the New York Mets before Opening Day.

Doctors detected an abnormality during his physical, and Reyes was taken out of the lineup March 4 for additional medical tests. Reyes was told not to raise his heart rate and to refrain from eating seafood, which has iodine. He will be tested weekly.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 March 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

smh

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 March 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

Johan w/ 4 scoreless IP yesterday, 45 pitches.

THE SILENCE OF THE SHASTA

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

you know the games don't count, right

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 15 March 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

we'll pretend that their #2 starter didn't give up 5 ER in .2 innings in the same game

J0rdan S., Monday, 15 March 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

ya - i wouldn't temp fate, morbs. it's only a matter of time (hours) before the mets give shasta more ammo!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 15 March 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

yes, sure, assuming they're around a .500 team, every other day. The point is his "ammo" is stoopid.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 March 2010 19:38 (fifteen years ago)

no we're not "pretending" anything JS, the topic at hand is SS's thesis that Santana sucks.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 March 2010 19:48 (fifteen years ago)

quit projecting toots!

my beef with Santana aside from the fact he's probably off (most of) the PEDs now and has come back to earth from his ungodly Twins era:

1) his bold clam that his gimpy ass is the best pitcher in the NL East.
2) he now refers to himself in the third person.

now go bite your pillow.

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 15 March 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

was 1) before Halladay? and is 2) actually for real?!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 15 March 2010 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

OK, adding homophobia to the troll king's arsenal?

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 March 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

scroll up:

Wilponzi Scheme: 2010 NEW YORK METS

pillow biting is not exclusively reserved for homosexuals the last time i checked, friendo.

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 15 March 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

it's not SOMETHING I DO.

Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

reyes cleared to resume activities by team doctors (translation: is missing a kidney)

sanskrit, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 16:32 (fifteen years ago)

With Angel Pagan set to get the bulk of playing time in center field while Carlos Beltran recovers from knee surgery, the Mets are looking to deal Gary Matthews Jr.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 27 March 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

I saw the Reds are interested, lol.

Ralph Kiner is getting feistier in his late 80s; on yesterday's game he was ripping Keith Hernandez's analysis in absentia: "You can't swing LEVEL at the ball! The only hitter who could do that was the midget for the St Louis Browns."

Also I heard this for the first of many times: "Bay unable to cut the ball off in left..."

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 28 March 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

it looks like they're gonna have to install some protective netting over the left field bleachers for pelfry starts

hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 28 March 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

given that I consider dr. morbius a guy who knows a fuckload more about baseball than i do i am really surprised to find him acting like preseason stats mean anything at all

if the preseason indicated performance in any way, I'd have at least four replica cubs world series trophies on my mantle

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Sunday, 28 March 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

if I had a mantle, anyway

Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Sunday, 28 March 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

When did I do this? I'm pretty sure Jason Bay is slow in the outfield all year long. (It's that smartass Jordy Shasta Jr you mean, I presume.)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 March 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

muah

hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 29 March 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

They've moved the old HR Apple out to the entrance to Citi Field. I went out there to buy tix today, cuz it's the only place w/out a $6-per surcharge.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

Mike Jacobs batting cleanup for his "presence."

FIRE EVERYBODY PLZ

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 April 2010 11:26 (fifteen years ago)

ugh there goes wright seeing any pitches 2 hit

johnny crunch, Monday, 5 April 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

"presence" as in, he is a live person, who is currently under contract to play professional baseball?

call all destroyer, Monday, 5 April 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

He's an at-bats eater.

Andy K, Monday, 5 April 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

hey, at least the mets didn't sign chan ho park

mookieproof, Monday, 5 April 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

2-run hr by dave wright

lol jacobs k's

johnny crunch, Monday, 5 April 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

jacobs is so fucking bad

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 April 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

luckily for wright there was no one on third

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 April 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

Wright on pace for 640x last year's HR total!

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 April 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

fuck outta here w/ gary matthews jr

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 April 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

I wdn't dispute that

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 April 2010 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

i like how manuel has set up the lineup so it alternates between people who are good major leaguers and those that have no business being on a roster

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 April 2010 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

lol i was thinking that exact thing

johnny crunch, Monday, 5 April 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

M. Jacobs struck out swinging

great pickup

velko, Monday, 5 April 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

they needed someone to replace david wright's 09 production

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 April 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

Frenchy takes a walk: Clearly the day belongs to the Mets

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 April 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

ha

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 April 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

nice bases loaded (with bums) and 0 out failure

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 April 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

MVP FRENCHY

velko, Monday, 5 April 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

mike jacobs has yet to hit a ball out of the infield

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Monday, 5 April 2010 19:56 (fifteen years ago)

lol and this is what this thread is like when the mets are winning.

call all destroyer, Monday, 5 April 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

mets have like a .750 win %age on opening day

johnny crunch, Monday, 5 April 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

more like .650 I think I saw.

Johan obv FINISHED like the 'wakeboarder' said.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

lol wakeboarder

maderator (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

so I moved to a place on the 7 line and have a fantasy team filled w/ mets

so I guess I am a mets fan now

iatee, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)

(or a bad fantasy player)

iatee, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)

Each of the Mets' trainers were booed lustily when their names were announced yesterday.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

whoops, wrong window!

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)

ha ha - i've never seen trainers get boo'd before!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

I saw Mr Met get booed at the closing ceremony of Shea Stadium (remeber they'd just been eliminated in Game 162).

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

wrong window but not a terrible idea

sanskrit, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

I'd say it's a lovely evening to run out and buy a $11 walkup ticket, but I really shouldn't.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

sounds good to me

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

but then i'll be sitting in a classroom that may not have air conditioning turned on yet

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

morbs you totally should, you'll get to see a combined 7 strikeouts tonight b/w frenchy & mike jacobs

new goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

cute

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

ws john maine, def

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

john maine, meet cantu~

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, that is not the place where you want your fastball running...

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

well, mike jacobs looks like a fucking fool tonight

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

YEAH HE ALWAYS DOES, WE GET IT

and keep your hands off Maine... I think I will be showering w/him very soon.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

snap me a photo :-)

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

immediately regretted that emoticon

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

jenry???

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

Jenrry

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

not sure if i've ever seen a traditionally american name like henry adapted to spanish spelling

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

Xteve

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

Fish pen lettin em back in the game.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

^_^

johnny crunch, Thursday, 8 April 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

keith is in midseason form

johnny crunch, Thursday, 8 April 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

oh my word!

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 April 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

yall have our best bullpen pitcher

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

lolk

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 April 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

welp

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

classic:

keith hernandez: the marlins bullpen.. i just don't think i've seen such a squandering.. such a terrible performance.. ever.
guy who isn't hernandez: remember '08?

sanskrit, Thursday, 8 April 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

i'm falling asleep -- so many balls thrown...

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

it's Gary Cohen.

shouldnt you be watching MKay & Bill O'Reilly?

xp

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 April 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

haha

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

Francouer just gave up on a ball that landed fair.

Andy K, Thursday, 8 April 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

i hate that rule

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

i understand why it's in place but all fans should reach out and grab balls down the line so that the opposing team can't advance any more

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

andy, what happened?

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

cantu hit a high fly ball down the right field line, bout 320 ft or so & francouer jogged over super leisurely like the ball was gonna go 6 rows into the stands & it bounced fair

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

6 rows into the stands meaning in foul territory, not over an outfield wall

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

I'M CANTU

Andy K, Friday, 9 April 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)

for all you Jersey Shore fans:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W-nCmN_Ovk

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 April 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

it's a shame that they don't play pagan more often

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)

you mean, when Beltran is healthy? or just give him RF when they wake up on Frenchy?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

jason bay reminds me of the scary eyeless dude in pan's labyrinth, only with eyes

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

you mean, when Beltran is healthy? or just give him RF when they wake up on Frenchy?

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, April 8, 2010 8:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean w/ beltran out

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

well, they like Matthews' vechrin prezence.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

it's like they forgot that the angels are the ones paying matthews $16 mill over the next two years

goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Friday, 9 April 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

BARA-JAS

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 April 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

BARA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHHOSS
making citi more hr neutral

sanskrit, Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

first 4-HR game for Mets at Citi

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

i saw this thread godfuckingdammit slsk! and thought it said "sisk"
ah, ~memories~
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Xxse3_HDTPg/RgWv_8_W2VI/AAAAAAAAAKM/h-tVjh339aY/s200/doug%2Bsisk87.jpg

velko, Saturday, 10 April 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

fuckin ollie is the worst

johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 April 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

fuckin Francoeur w/ bases loaded: .248 BA, 1 HR

it's a shame that they don't play pagan more often

He got 376 plate appearances last year! BP calls him "solid 4th outfiekder," and that's correct.

Mets' booth doesn't seem to realize that a good team doesn't want Alex Cora as a regular, even temporarily.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 April 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

ed_price #Mets get bases loaded with none out -- then go 2-unassisted to start a DP and 1-unassisted to end inning. Yeesh.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 10 April 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

o shit nice play dwright

johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 April 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

ed_price Willy Taveras came into the game with a career high of 2 RBI. Has two two-RBI hits off Oliver Perez today.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 10 April 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

ed_price Oliver Perez is also the first pitcher since Randy Wolf on 6-22-08 to walk Ivan Rodriguez twice in one game.

J0rdan S., Saturday, 10 April 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

who the f is ed price?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 April 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

Who Dat Nyjer?

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 10 April 2010 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

the untouchable tyler clippard

johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 April 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

i start him in ilx fantasy

J0rdan S., Saturday, 10 April 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

<3<3<3

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20100410/i/r1400429764.jpg?x=249&y=345&q=85&sig=PowOxl8Z8yg8TEFzu6H74w--

Actress Julia Stiles leaves the field with the ball after throwing out the ceremonial first pitch before the New York Mets played the Washington Nationals in their MLB National League baseball game in New York April 10, 2010

velko, Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

how long do manuel/minaya last this year?

velko, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

feel bad for maine -- that inning was a disaster tonight

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 April 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

IT'S TIME TO PANIC, THE MEDIA SAY

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 11:39 (fifteen years ago)

oh you guys missed a great Keith Hernandez-not-knowing-his-mike-is-on moment.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

....and?

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

I'll tell when you remove that hideous garbage from your sig.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

oh the suspense

i must have missed it tho did lol that keith guessed ORLANDO for the trivia q of a town w/ all 4 major sports

also they LOVE 2 talk abt the humidors every time theyre in colorado

johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

actually I'm waiting to see if any Mets blogger has the precise quote.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:30 (fifteen years ago)

i heard the gist of it, the midday dudes on wfan opened the show talking abt it

johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

thx 4 yr input morbsies...

for everyone else http://www.sbnation.com/2010/4/14/1423234/keith-hernandez-mets-broadcast-girl-sitting

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

See, primary source > my hazy recap.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

3:50 pm: In the fourth inning, David Wright stepped to the plate with no outs and two runners on. By the time he struck out, to end the inning, the bases were empty.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 15 April 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

omgwtflol

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Thursday, 15 April 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

btwn that & poor hitting w/ risp this game should be 12-0 but im not complaining

johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 April 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

Nine games from Frenchy:

.438 /.513 /.875

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 April 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)

can't even imagine how hard that regression is gonna hit.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 April 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)

Has drawn about a quarter of the walks he did all last year.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 April 2010 11:40 (fifteen years ago)

I'm happy for him. I think he needed the wake-up call of getting kicked out of his hometown to do the work he needed to do. There was a lot of talk by the Braves broadcasters, even before the trade, that he was stubbornly ignoring Terry Pendleton's coaching.

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)

I wouldn't get too happy til July 4. Maybe he'll have another 6 walks by then.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:43 (fifteen years ago)

You just go right ahead and be as miserable as you want, hon.

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Friday, 16 April 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

This is something usu guaranteed by the Metropolitans

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 April 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

as in, I wonder how they're gonna waste this brilliant Johan start

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

CORA

johnny crunch, Saturday, 17 April 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

His leap drew no Jeteresque blood due to cushioning by plus-sized Catdinal fan

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 April 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

(of which there are many)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 April 2010 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

this game will outlast us all

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

LaRussa should manage til they allow 27 fuckin' pitchers on the staff

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 April 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

McCarver sounds like he's sufferin'

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

i didnt start watching this until abt the 5th inning and that still means ive been listening 2 tim mccarver for FOUR HOURS

xp lol

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

I wonder if the game is getting better ratings than America's Most Wanted would have.

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

The desperately stupid slide into first base!

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

stupid!

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

Beyond stupid.

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

Its a conspiracy for sure

calstars, Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha, the Braves game started when this one was in the 9th or 10th

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

"this game is like a college fraternity party, no one wants to go home.....literally" ??

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

christ felipe lopez is pitching

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

A thread for offenses that aren't doing so well.

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

this is hilarious

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

i fell asleep for 2 and a half hours during this game :O

bnw, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

looked like a bad call there at 2nd

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

how about TLR double switching matt holiday out of the game

bnw, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

they could put a fan in the crowd in and mike jacobs wouldnt get a hit

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

kyle lohse on left field lol

bnw, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

they gotta win it for flip now

bnw, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

Lohse is in left?

xxxpost

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

joe mather pitching. tlr wants to go home

bnw, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

Pujols is 1 for 4 w/ 4 BBs.

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

He has seen 98 pitches

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

ONE RUN WHAT

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

STILL GOT KROD IIRC

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

FIRST BLOOD

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:30 (fifteen years ago)

He has seen 98 pitches

― Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Saturday, April 17, 2010 10:28 PM (6 minutes ago)

joke, right?

mr. que surprise (k3vin k.), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

put big mac in there

mr. que surprise (k3vin k.), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

Unfortunately a joke

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

thankfully ive been switching b/w this and basketball or i would have killed myself by now. lopez was hilarious tho

mr. que surprise (k3vin k.), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

Game IS approaching the 600-pitch mark, though.

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

xp i totally bought it for a second

mr. que surprise (k3vin k.), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

I think McCarver went home

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

BB-rod

mr. que surprise (k3vin k.), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

let the reigneth begin

mr. que surprise (k3vin k.), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

fuk u ludwig

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

yahoo box has omitted felipe's pitching stats out of disbelief

bnw, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

fuk u joe west

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

also mlb gameday was calling joe mathers pitches knuckleballs :?

bnw, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

joe west was like "you're...trying to put on a hit and run with no outs and pujols up??? out, dumbshit"

mr. que surprise (k3vin k.), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

HAAAAA

mr. que surprise (k3vin k.), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

keithlaw
Looking forward to that Holliday/K-Rod matchup ... wait, what?

jonahkeri
Correction: Jesse the dead Sheepdog officially a better manager than both Manuel and LaRussa.

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

YESSSSSs

ciderpress, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

omg lol

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

ahhhhhhh

mr. que surprise (k3vin k.), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

LOLOLOLOLOL

bnw, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

h8 u frankie

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

OK, I'm going out at the end of this inning no matta what. you boyz tell me w'happen.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

on this date 2 years ago...
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SDN/SDN200804170.shtml

can we top it?

ciderpress, Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

This game is still not as insane as that 7/4/85 Mets-Braves epic (which I watched on Ch. 9 til 4am)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

Extra BP tomorrow for Jason Bay (0-7, 4 Ks).

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

The NY Mets... struggling to hit position players.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

keri:

@FireJerryManuel
Aw come on! This should be the highlight of Fire Jerry Manuel history!

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 April 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

Livan's CG shutout, the end of the suspended BOS/TAM game (BOS failing to score w/ bases loaded, 0 out), this...

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

kirkjian is feverish w/ pleasure

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

Ichiro's a HR short of the cycle (up at least one more time; tie game in the seventh).

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

kirkjian is feverish w/ pleasure

trying to imagine his voice going higher

est 2010 (rahni), Sunday, 18 April 2010 03:06 (fifteen years ago)

put it in the books

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

dont forget the no-hitter andy

ciderpress, Sunday, 18 April 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

great day for baseball imo

ciderpress, Sunday, 18 April 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

Thought I was forgetting something.

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

Let's not forget Kris Benson's sterling QS debut for the Diamondbacks.

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

thats the least believable one

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 April 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

At one point today, Carlos Silva was leading the NL in WHIP. Not sure if that's still the case.

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

wha

est 2010 (rahni), Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)

St. Louis left the bases loaded in the 10th, 12th and 14th and stranded 22 runners, including 14 in extra innings. Molina caught the whole game and went 3 for 9.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 18 April 2010 09:26 (fifteen years ago)

lol, this game knocks no-hitter to 2nd spot on SportsCenter

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:12 (fifteen years ago)

keri:

Damn it. Mr. Met was warming up to come in for the 21st.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 April 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

I thought "K-Rod warmed up 11 times" was a joke. It wasn't. Again, JERRY MANUEL: IDIOT.

Which game was more atrociously managed and played, this or last fall's Detroit-Minnesota play-in?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 April 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

I was debating watching the ESPN game, but looking at this Mets lineup I think I might pass.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 19 April 2010 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

Is Bay hurt or just getting a rest? Nothing else weird there other than hitting Catalanotto 4th, which ... well, fuckit, it's Manuel.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 April 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

FRENCHY THE CANNON

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 April 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

nice throw, wainwright

johnny crunch, Monday, 19 April 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

Im impressed with the amount of chaw Maine is stuffing in his mouth

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 19 April 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

you would be binging on tobacco too if you were pitching like he is

an actual jerk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 April 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

hey, Mike Jacobs was DFA'd! HALLELUJAH

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 April 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

replacing him with frank catalanotto kind of negates any goodwill

an actual jerk (J0rdan S.), Monday, 19 April 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

uh, Frank C has been with them since Opening Day

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 April 2010 02:18 (fifteen years ago)

I guess it's a Cat/Tatis platoon now

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 April 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

ike is comin imo

mookieproof, Monday, 19 April 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

going to the game on friday with a friend, what should i dress up as

max, Monday, 19 April 2010 12:29 (fifteen years ago)

George (The Stork) Theodore

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 April 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

i think max could pull off the joel youngblood look

livestock crush (velko), Monday, 19 April 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

Max is gonna love his complimentary Mets ski cap.

Ike Davis looks great at the plate! alas Rod Barajas still sucks.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 April 2010 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

It's true, anyone can win a local Emmy:

http://www.metsguide.com/2010/04/sny-specials-keith-win-local-emmys.html

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 April 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

IKE

Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

btw, are we sure Hernandez didn't really win his Emmy for the outburst about staring at that girl?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

this is awesome

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l16g4goSJv1qzwa86o1_400.jpg

shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

Flushing bukkake

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

May be heading for another 20 innings here

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 April 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

ike . . . and there was nooooo doubt about it

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

I can't believe max was there to witness

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 April 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

and takahashi y'all!! some good plays this game

Also Jose Reyes walk on music is WATAGATAPITUSBERRY

wearing my mets stocking cap right now

cheering loudest for melky cabrera of course

max, Saturday, 24 April 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

Also Jose Reyes walk on music is WATAGATAPITUSBERRY

holy shit <3

bay triple!

johnny crunch, Saturday, 24 April 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

triples galore in this bitch

max, Saturday, 24 April 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

wearing my mets stocking cap right now

YOU FRAUD

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 April 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

strange game

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

weird that it is a fielders' choice when the hitter is auto out

johnny crunch, Saturday, 24 April 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

what's the deal with maine leaving early? (besides another bad outing)

velko, Saturday, 24 April 2010 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

Pain/stiffness in his non-throwing elbow.

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Saturday, 24 April 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

. . . so what?

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

¯\(°_o)/¯

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

strange game
--mookieproof

tell me abt it. fun to be here in person. WATAGATAPITUSBERRY.

max, Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

weird that it is a fielders' choice when the hitter is auto out

No, it was a fielder's choice to fuck up the infield fly rule.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 April 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

Pelf succeeds by mixing it up:

http://bloombergsports.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/04/big-mike-pelfrey-and-his-soft-stuff.html

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 April 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

The enduring appeal of "Meet the Mets":

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/26/sports/baseball/26songs.html

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 April 2010 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

So New Yorkers, is this game going to be played today or what?

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 26 April 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

dubious, supposed to start raining hard again soon

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 April 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

cancelled; doubleheader starting @ 4 tomorrow fyi

johnny crunch, Monday, 26 April 2010 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

looks like

Santana v. Kuroda
Perez v. Haeger

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 26 April 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

Santana at 86 pitches to begin the 5th. Hows this Mets bullpen?

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

Jenrry and that one healthy Japanese guy and K-Rod

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

gah I forgot to start johan on fantasy

iatee, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

Torre is an idiot. Kuroda was cruising and had thrown 86 pitches through 6. Runner ahead of him at the top of the 7th got on, but Torre insists on pinch hitting Garrett Anderson who promptly strikes out. Next inning our AAAA reliever comes out and gets the bases juiced with no outs. Good work stupid.

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

lol o. perez

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

really?

At this rate, we won't see Shasta again on this thread til the Mets lose the NLCS.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

oh, 74 pitches and out.

just release the fucker.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 01:00 (fifteen years ago)

METS ON FIYUH

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

OTM

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

Ah fair April, where hoary senile Mets fans still believe that their team has a chance.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

You da hoe. (And a fan of...? Oh yeah, chickenshit.)

I remember very well that they started 27-20 last year.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 11:20 (fifteen years ago)

A crappy team can have an 8-game winning streak, y'know

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, April 24, 2010 2:29 PM (4 days ago)

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:19 (fifteen years ago)

A crappy team can have an 8-game winning streak, y'know: 2010 METS

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

take that back he is a proud fan of the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:27 (fifteen years ago)

and that's a little weird hearing Morbs of all people go "you da hoe".
although i guess he is neck deep in Guru tribute mixtapes right now.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

Never was completely sold on the Fighters, I've been to way more Lions game tbqh.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

not every team you hate is crappy, y'know.

I mean obv they're not likely to reach 90 wins unless I replace Omar.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

Pelfrey for Cy

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

That japanese reliever was pretty awesome yesterday.

Still cant get over those goddamn 4 unearned runs that put the game way out of reach yesterday..

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

SHASTA'S PHONY BRAVADO WILL RECEDE FASTER THAN HIS HAIRLINE

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

John Maine is thanking the Dodgers for saving his job in the rotation.

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

... and he just strikes out the side on 10 pitches.

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

One for Crabbypants, one for me:

The Mets won seven straight May 4-10 last year. 1B Carlos Delgado went on the DL May 11 and was lost for the season.

The Mets also went 9-1 on a homestand in 1969.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

they're 4 games over .500 but in the next 30 days they have 12 games against PHI, NYY and SF (along with games vs. typical NLEast tripe so there's that) but I'm thinking they will be .500 by this point next month.

I think I ask this question every year, is there a strength of schedule type analytic for baseball (esp this early in the season)?

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

against PHI, NYY and SF

♫♫ which of these things is not like the other ♫♫

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahaha lotta delusion itt

max, Thursday, 29 April 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, esp it looks like Mets miss Lincecum & Zito next homestand.

Guess Giants ARE SS's NL team!

max I hope you burned yr Mets ski hat or gave it to a random Flushing youth.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 April 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

against PHI, NYY and SF

♫♫ which of these things is not like the other ♫♫

― sanskrit, Wednesday, April 28, 2010 3:41 PM (1 hour ago)

all are 2nd place teams in their divisions
PHI - 0.5 game out
SF - 1 game out
NYY - 2 games out

i guess u r rite!

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 April 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

small shasta size

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://grab.by/grabs/e8c333eb0cff918dfa0614b7c16e7c9b.png

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 29 April 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

hey, SNY has the AAA game from Buffalo on, and there's crap weather and maybe 300 fans.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 April 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, esp it looks like Mets miss Lincecum & Zito next homestand.

nope, Bochy is not going to pitch Wellemeyer or the Giants number five guy again until May 11. so that series should go Sanchez, Lincecum and then Zito. Mets always seem to give the Giants trouble however.

Bee OK, Friday, 30 April 2010 06:40 (fifteen years ago)

Goddamn that Francour double crushed me when I was watching the game on gameday.

In play, run(s) my ass.

mayor jingleberries, Friday, 30 April 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

OK, now I believe they *can* win the East if Beltran returns and Ollie gets lost.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

lets let april end first

johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

who's definitively better? Phils look takeable.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

i dont disagree, i just need 2 see more evidence in general

johnny crunch, Saturday, 1 May 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

one thing to note is Philly coming off their longest road trip of the season. They lead MLB in away games in 2010 iirc.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

who's definitively better? Phils look takeable.

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 30, 2010 8:49 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

maybe if kyle kendrick pitched every game

ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 1 May 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

Right now Phi's third-best pitcher is Nelson Figueroa

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 May 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)

well i hope you guys enjoyed the last week or so

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

why is every espn game a friggin mets game

call all destroyer, Monday, 3 May 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

god seriously

brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Monday, 3 May 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

playoff appearances under jerry manuel: 0
times a mets pitcher has walked an opposing pitcher while the bases were loaded: 2

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

OKAY YEAH THE FLAGSHIP RED SOX AND YANKEES FANS REALLY HAVE A RIGHT TO BE COMPLAINING ON THAT FRONT

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

"why does tom hanks make so much friggin money?"

- brad pitt

"god seriously"

- denzel washington

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

just a minor speed bump of a half inning

johnny crunch, Monday, 3 May 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

anyone who would rather watch a mets game than a yankees game gets what they deserve imo

max, Monday, 3 May 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

lol i'm not advocating that they replace them w/sox or yanks games! it's more just a wtf of apparently being totally unable to offer a variety of coverage.

call all destroyer, Monday, 3 May 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

didnt u recently attend a mets game xp

johnny crunch, Monday, 3 May 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

yes and i got what i deserved

a mets stocking cap

max, Monday, 3 May 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

it's more just a wtf of apparently being totally unable to offer a variety of coverage.

― call all destroyer, Sunday, May 2, 2010 8:46 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

right... because they always put the mets, yankees and red sox on tv.............

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

i actually thought that the mets were going to be able to escape this series having seen 2 pitchers that aren't even supposed to be in the phillies rotation with the myth that they could finish above third place still intact, but i'm glad that johan had other plans

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

if ollie perez goes out and throws a 4-hit shutout in his next start we know that there's some "freaky friday" body switching shit going down

controll-s (velko), Monday, 3 May 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

Got home just in time to see the Moyer walk and what followed.

J0rdan and max, plz go directly to hell

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 May 2010 03:27 (fifteen years ago)

hey, thread crossover!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQwm1v1R-qM

J0rdan S., Monday, 3 May 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

and cad, the fuckin Bosox are on ESPN tomw night

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 May 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

My first thought was, who's the managerial genius who left his starter in the game after he gave up a bases loaded walk to a 170-year old pitcher? Although I guess they still had the lead at that point and bringing in a fresh pitcher to face the top of the lineup with the bases loaded is a tough assignment.

This is really just an excuse to tell the story about how Cito Gaston let Pat Hentgen give up 12 runs in 8 innings in 1997 (when he was the reigning Cy Young winner) and said after the game that he didn't take him out because he thought he owed it to him. Santana's outing reminded me of that and I never get tired of bagging on Cito.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 3 May 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

iirc santana got similarly pwned by the Philz and the Yanx in back to back starts last season.... well not exactly walking the #9 guy with the bases jacked but more like giving up HRs like free samples at CostCo.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

i wonder if Santana is still convinced that he's the #1 pitcher in the NL East after being shown how it's done by Doc. Too bad they didn't go face to face.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

wanted to make a Santana/Soul Sacrifice joek last night but I was too busy laffing. also, I couldn't think of any way to make it actually funny

Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

Was this the only head-to-head meeting between the two? (Opening Day 2006)

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=AudLdF7TrT7cv247CcHTOfDJbQM6?gid=260404114

Doc 1, Johan 0.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 3 May 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

I think I ask this question every year, is there a strength of schedule type analytic for baseball (esp this early in the season)?

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, April 28, 2010 2:53 PM (6 days ago)

http://bit.ly/aTXCv3

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ nl comedy central

βΠψ (bnw), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 15:54 (fifteen years ago)

GMJ now hitting .132

velko, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

who?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

matthews -- just hope hes not starting the day game tomorrow

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

see, I don't even like to remember he's on the roster.

so is Barajas gonna hit 30 HR with 9 BB?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

Wtight 7 HRs saddening haters, eh

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

omg, Catalonotto-led rally

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

well, the inevitable

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

Wtight 7 HRs saddening haters, eh

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, May 5, 2010 1:36 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

striking out in a third of his at-bats saddening everyone else

World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

Wtight 7 HRs saddening haters, eh

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, May 5, 2010 11:36 AM (2 hours ago)

Welp this is kind of a perverted take on his last season where he couldn't hit a HR to save his life... I'm not sure if he's hated so much as people were like wtf happened to this guy; why has his power dwindled to Neifi-like levels and to add insult to injury his whiff-rate spiked. But good to know that he is back and ready to hit some bombs.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

heh xpost

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

Neyer on Manuel's nitwit bullpen mgmt:

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/3502/waiting-for-the-save-situation-forever

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 May 2010 11:34 (fifteen years ago)

I like Ike.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=787

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:13 (fifteen years ago)

first homegrown Chosen star for Metsies

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

...we hope

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

we live in a world where ike davis rocks the manischewitz yet ryan zimmerman is either goy or self-hating.

sanskrit, Saturday, 8 May 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

ike so acrobatic

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 May 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

if only he'd bloodied his face too

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 May 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

so is Barajas gonna hit 30 HR with 9 BB?

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 May 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

glad I started watching this one

iatee, Saturday, 8 May 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

dam, luv u rod b

johnny crunch, Saturday, 8 May 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

no idea what's goin on w/ B-ROD

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

his season to date:

.244/.264/.598

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha

J0rdan S., Saturday, 8 May 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

very Dave Kingman

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

meh, that reliever is like a BP pitcher... he leads MLB in walk-off HRs surrendered.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 8 May 2010 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

METS: 12-5 since Ike call-up.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 8 May 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

what's their record since you've been using that moronic signature?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:09 (fifteen years ago)

http://online.wsj.com/media/NYFAN-WSJ-100506.jpg

max, Saturday, 8 May 2010 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

int results imo

J0rdan S., Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:28 (fifteen years ago)

"I don't think a Mets fan should be having a gun in the house," Mr. Richichi said.

max, Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:34 (fifteen years ago)

Eh, those stats basically tell us that Mets fans are contented suburban family men (insert Dr. Morbius joke here) and Yankee fans are city snobs. I think I already knew that.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 8 May 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

starbucks snobbery

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Saturday, 8 May 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

srsly, what is it with wright and the k's?

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

From what I know of Morbs, it sounds like he should be a Yanks fan.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

you don't know me.

A strikeout is usually just an out, as long as Wright has the power and OBP I don't much care.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

Didn't mean to touch a nerve! ^_^

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

nah, you didn't. I really don't identify with "Mets fans," or any other fans.

I guess Manuel only used K-Rod in ties at home (unless it's the 12th inning on the road).

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

lol who *do* you identify with?

(btw sorry to be missing bday/derby drinks -- working shit hours again)

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

np, mook

"I would never want to belong to a club that would have someone like me for a member"

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

Wow

Andy K, Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

needed that 1 w/ timmy 2morrow

johnny crunch, Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

how about our two sucky no-hit catchers!

WATCH OUT, LINCECUM

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

Owen (Berkeley)

After being stunned when he signed that 4-year contract and grumbling through the first two years and praying someone would take him off our hands... I've kind of come around on Luis Castillo. He does seem to have an actual talent for blooping little singles. And for some reason he gets walks, which, given his non-existent power, seems tantamount to walking the pitcher, but somehow it happens. Am I delusional or just glass half full?

Rob Neyer (12:24 PM)

The ill-advisedness of Castillo's deal was greatly exaggerated. He's not a bad little player and it's not an immense amount of money.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 9 May 2010 13:02 (fifteen years ago)

he is bad and he is little

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Sunday, 9 May 2010 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

I perused being a Mets fan for a while, being that Virginia doesn't have a baseball team, and the Mets are an iconic baseball team despite having only two World Series wins. I'm kind of glad I didn't after the late 2000's chokefest.

Do I think they are for real this year? Who knows, it is too early in the season. Besides, the Mets demons are too young to exorcise. Would someone please let the Cubs exorcise this this season if only for the fact that I'm tired of hearing woe-is-me Cubs fans whining about their pathetic existence and drinking themselves to death over it while their spouses stand by, teary-eyed and helpless and wondering why they married such a loser.

Heroin Kills (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments), Sunday, 9 May 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)

you should try the white sox or the red sox

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Sunday, 9 May 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

I actually settled on the Orioles 5 years ago :(. It's ok though because I never have high expectations so every win is a gift.

Heroin Kills (Brad Nowell's Soiled Undergarments), Sunday, 9 May 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

ollie perez: 3.1 IP, 2H, 7BB, 98 pitches

mookieproof, Sunday, 9 May 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

wait morbs isn't liveblogging the Lincecum game from his iPad?

sanskrit, Sunday, 9 May 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)

srsly, what is it with wright and the k's?

― is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko)

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Sunday, 9 May 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://rrrt.mlblogs.com/golden%20sombrero.jpg

sanskrit, Sunday, 9 May 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

Follie Perez was a bigger obstacle to victory today than Lincecum -- who looked decidedly mortal after about 105-110 pitches.

As I've said, kets to Mets' October berth is add Beltran and subtract Perez. (And find some pinch hitters to replace Matthews, Cat and Tatis, good Christ.)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 May 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

who looked decidedly mortal after about 105-110 pitches.

Morbsies, for all this talk of "takeable" and "decidably mortal", which type of phrases would you use to describe the ace of the Met's performances of late, or is that sort of thing off-limits?

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 10 May 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

Johan hasn't been proclaimed Cy Young Jr/Stoner God. Also you know very well his history is that of a second-half pitcher (there I go overestimating you, I am too generous).

I kept score so I wouldn't be tempted to throw myself out of the promenade.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 May 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

Pretty sure he used to be Cy Young Jr. a few years ago.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 10 May 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

OK then, I am just dismissing Shastabait. And yes, 31 is not 26.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 May 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

Folly:

He threw only 44 of 98 pitches for strikes Sunday. Only three other pitchers in the last half-century have reached that pitch count while throwing 44 or fewer strikes: Kansas City's Jorge De La Rosa (44 strikes in 98 pitches in 2007), Philadelphia's Scott Ruffcorn (43/99, 1997) and Seattle's Chris Bosio (39/98 in 1995).

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 May 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)

this is pretty classic:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/ModernTube-Keith-Hernandez-falls-asleep-during-?urn=mlb,239932

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 10 May 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

meet the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

bee en u_u (bnw), Monday, 10 May 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

considering he used to store cocaine in that moustache.. how far the mighty have fallen.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

David Wright's sombrero, going down in flames:
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=7932469

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

pardon me, the *golden* sombrero

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

i had never seen someone run before yesterday ^_^ it happened so fast!

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

Shasta stfu and lose the fucking eyesore sig

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

Oh Morbsies, the lustre of your wit has been decidably mortal, dare i say takeable of late. sit back and enjoy the season friend.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

probably getting rid of cable soon

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

Catalanotto DFA'd; one down, two to go

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 11:54 (fifteen years ago)

gary matthews jr and who else? tatis? cora?

is it really that hard to spot all these fake british dudes? (velko), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

Tatis looks washed up to me; at least Cora can play some positions.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

sheeeeit more comebackin' via Barajas + Willingham doofy outfieldin'

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

all this vs clippard is impressive imo

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

more like clobberd amirite

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

ike the acrobat strikes again

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 02:34 (fifteen years ago)

Chris "The Knob" Carter of Queens by Way of Fremont

Andy K, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/356114/Screen_shot_2010-05-12_at_11.13.40_AM_medium.jpg

velko, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

battle of the hitting pitchers 2day

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

bernadino just tattooed a ball off krod

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

bernadina, even

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.thephantomcity.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/20070629simpsonscarbonrod.jpg

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

btw, jerry got burned again tonight by not bringing in k-rod in b9 of a road game -- nieve wild pitch ends game

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

These 1-run losses are Pythagorean hell. Surely Beltran could've turned at least a couple of em.

And obv The Troll is right -- Johan sucks.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:18 (fifteen years ago)

These 1-run losses are Pythagorean hell.

4 real

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

The Marlins' past three games -- and five of their past six -- have been decided by one run.

shit is seriously unbearable

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 05:38 (fifteen years ago)

pitching match up of awful facial hair tonight

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

dang...

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

get ollie the fuk off the team

johnny crunch, Saturday, 15 May 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

oliver 2 the pen

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

NY Mets
J. Reyes SS 0-0
L. Castillo 2B 0-0
A. Pagan CF 0-0
J. Bay LF 0-0
D. Wright 3B 0-0
I. Davis 1B 0-0
J. Francoeur RF 0-0
R. Barajas C 0-0
J. Maine P 0-0

the fuck??

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

jeez...

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 15 May 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

how do u even throw 12 str8 balls

johnny crunch, Saturday, 15 May 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

it looks like david wright took a look at mark reynolds 09 numbers and went "hmmmm"

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

Why did u WTF, Reyes back to leadoff? At least Manuel repealed his pointless experiment.

Ollie should be some "fireman."

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

ha, no i wtf'd angel pagan batting third. just because you moved reyes from third to lead off doesn't mean that by law the first batter now has to hit third!

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

looks like little league imo

johnny crunch, Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

a matinee showing of bad news bears today

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

jesus christ

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

series from hell for mets -- poll

- oliver perez gives up 3 hrs in an inning
- john maine walks first 3 batters on 12 pitches
- david wright drops ball
- jonathan niese makes fielding error, hurts himself

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

- jose reyes gets thrown out at first on a fly ball to left
- jonathan niese gets thrown out at first on a line drive to second

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

- oliver demoted to pen and brought back to rotation in less than 48 hours?

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think even the 'brain trust' is that stupid

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

yea we will see the legendary ra dickey b4 ollie starts again

johnny crunch, Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

did takahashi start in japan?

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure his whole career there

johnny crunch, Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

ok, time to pop in a movie

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

man

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

yea fuck this

johnny crunch, Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

wait they only got charged 1 error that inning

johnny crunch, Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

?

johnny crunch, Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

yeah they gave sanchez a hit on the throw by niese & i guess the play by wright was a tough play? idk

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

all three looked like errors to me

contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

im worried that matthews' 2-2 means jerry's gonna let him start

johnny crunch, Sunday, 16 May 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

and he did.

RA Dickey tom'w night vs Nats.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

i am getting a kevin millar vibe from dickey

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

just the grittiness this team needs /nypost

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

C Guzman lined into triple play, center to catcher to shortstop to first, L Hernandez out at second, N Morgan out at first.

johnny crunch, Thursday, 20 May 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)

umpires need to make a clear call tho

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 May 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)

FireJerryManuel
dear oliver perez, you've been comprehensively outpitched by a 35 year old knuckleballer with no UCL ligament in his elbow. fuck you.

Skank Bloc Polonia (Andy K), Thursday, 20 May 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

ollie warmin' up

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

EXPLAIN THE TRIPLE PLAY

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

nm

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

i'm told that the last time a team had an inside-the-park homer and a triple play in the same game was in 1955 -- no word on whether that team lost as well

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

that's a 1/2 gay accomplishment based more on the stupidity of the baserunners

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 20 May 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

breaking . . .

it was the phillies against the giants on the last day of the 1955 season, and they won

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 May 2010 02:02 (fifteen years ago)

wasn't it the last time the guy who hit the IPH also started the triple play?

anyway, let me know when Beltran is back and Omar and Jerry are gone.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 May 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3311/4618276421_e9615be8d4_o.png

http://mymetsjournal.blogspot.com/

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)

heroic 5-inning effort by Valdes in relief of John (5-Pitch) Maine

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 21 May 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

now all they need is for ollie to get hurt and the season will turn itself around

jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 21 May 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

Dear God, Elmer Dessens yet AGAIN

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 May 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

ts: dessens vs. ollie

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 May 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

while did they exile Hernandez from the broadcast booth for on the ground duty? too many antisemitic jokes?

sanskrit, Saturday, 22 May 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

cause we want to hear repeatedly how he didn't have a proper angle to see anything

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 May 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

i love the SNY booth but the hard-on for Cano is a bit much.

sanskrit, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

he is the best 2B in the league, aint he

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

what about Bay and his most recent HR/2B against Mo.

young Ike looking unfazed.

sanskrit, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

is castillo really faster than ike?

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:32 (fifteen years ago)

guess well never find out

max, Saturday, 22 May 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

why ppl on Wright's case so much more than Reyes? .258 OBP for someone expected to be a premier leadoff hitter, and his power has been totally absent.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:10 (fifteen years ago)

cuz hes comin off an injury i guess?

johnny crunch, Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

well if the beaning last Aug counts, so is Wright.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

how long does frenchy have left in the majors

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 22 May 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

they can NOT bring ollie in this game

johnny crunch, Sunday, 23 May 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

JOHAN V FATASS

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 May 2010 06:27 (fifteen years ago)

re Frenchy, no doubt Minaya shares Sleepy Keith Hernandez's assessment that he is "a hot-and-cold player"

ie COLD IN THIS LIFETIME

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 23 May 2010 06:33 (fifteen years ago)

liking ballgame so far, hope wakeboarder is too

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 May 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

man i hadn't realized jason bay was having such a power outage, people around here are still mad that theo let him walk since he was the only 'guaranteed 30 HR guy' on the team

ciderpress, Monday, 24 May 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

a win/win situation for any ny bball hater here

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

that was a good ab all around

johnny crunch, Monday, 24 May 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that was fun

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Monday, 24 May 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

hope dickey can befuddle phils bats like wake did!

johnny crunch, Monday, 24 May 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)

Maine has rotator cuff tendinitis.

David Waldstein, NYT, on K-Rod usage issues:

After a tense plane ride back to New York, Manuel crammed all 25 players into his office on Friday afternoon before the beginning of their weekend series against the Yankees and told them to relax and enjoy playing baseball.

But two days after that meeting, the team’s closer, Francisco Rodriguez, and its bullpen coach, Randy Niemann, had to be separated by other relievers in the bullpen on Sunday night during an apparent dispute over how Rodriguez is being used. The confrontation occurred in full view of some of the fans sitting in right field.

Order was quickly restored, and Rodriguez later went into the game and after some dicey moments struck out Alex Rodriguez to earn his eighth save of the season, and his second in two nights, as the Mets held off the Yankees, 6-4, and took the series, two games to one.

Afterward, Francisco Rodriguez said the tussle in the bullpen was just an instance of Mets relievers engaging in some roughhousing.

“We were just fooling around,” he said. “We were just kidding with each other.”

But two people in the Mets organization confirmed that the confrontation between Rodriguez and Niemann was indeed a heated one and might have escalated if other pitchers had not intervened. A third member of the organization said that Rodriguez and Niemann met after the game and apparently patched things up.

At the heart of Sunday night’s incident is the Mets’ heavy reliance on Rodriguez to bail them out of one dangerous situation after another. With his own job on the line, Manuel has felt pressure to win every game he possibly can, even it means stretching Rodriguez’s normal limitations. He has had Rodriguez warm up more than once in the same game in case he is needed before the ninth inning; he has had Rodriguez come into the games where the Mets are still comfortably ahead.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

do they get swept by the phils this week or just lose 2?

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

win 2 of 3 again

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

r.a. dickey vs jamie moyer is a hilarious match up tonight -- i wonder who will throw the slowest pitch

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

liking ballgame so far, hope wakeboarder is too

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, May 23, 2010 5:56 PM (2 days ago)

sorry was on vacation, what happened? did the Mets climb out of the NL East basement?

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

Johan tamed the Yanquis, the NY powerhouse you don't hate quite so much.

lol Halladay pasting

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

:'(

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

(that was to Halladay)
but a hardy :D to the yankee drubbing.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

god dickey pitches 2 a high whip

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

sure they're junk runs, but i enjoy seeing figueroa out dere on the other team

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:58 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, they're in the "basement" 4 games outta first, at .500. It's still the basement, and I'm sure Joe Morgan would say the same.

J0rdy, leave Daddy Shasta behind and root for this lovable underdog team.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

haha, the mets are about as big of an underdog as halliburton

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Teo-JcKg4

Andy K, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

I love it when you call me big Shasta

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

never happn'd

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 02:38 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xc_WJFp6fRs

2 minute sock interval (velko), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

sweep imo

iatee, Thursday, 27 May 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

just let us enjoy what we have

johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 May 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

(and no halladay this go round)

johnny crunch, Thursday, 27 May 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

J0rd, were you asking how many games the Phils wd score in?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 May 2010 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

ha

i get to enjoy this ride along with mets fans because i also get to enjoy when the season runs off the rails and bursts into flames and everyone inside dies

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 May 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

perhaps youll get a zurprize

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 May 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

I just know Keith H has a blooper about the Japanese pitchers coming this year

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 May 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

yeah he's gonna be in a slanty-eyes photo before the ASB

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 May 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

20 straight goose eggs at Citi for the Phils

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 May 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

24...

iatee, Friday, 28 May 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

nice series

johnny crunch, Friday, 28 May 2010 03:53 (fifteen years ago)

O_o

|8 l) u_u (bnw), Friday, 28 May 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

"Once he had doubled, fought through the eighth, I didn't think it would be a good move," Manuel said about Santana continuing. "And Fielder, I think, was seeing him pretty good anyway. I didn't want to chance him to lose that ballgame out there after the way he had performed."

Laboring through an 11-pitch inning and running 180 feet can really take a lot out of a pitcher.

Andy K, Saturday, 29 May 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

dudes...

AnthonyDiComo Ollie is warming again. Just threw a wild pitch into the right field corner. Can't make this stuff up. #Mets
less than 20 seconds ago via web

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 June 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)

Before the Mets’ 10-4 victory over the Brewers, manager Jerry Manuel was hard-pressed to name a scenario in which he would consider using Perez.

“That’s really a tough question,” Manuel said. “(Maybe) extra innings or something like that, but it’s going to be tough to find spots for him.”

When told that Manuel’s plan is to save Perez for extra-inning games, one of the Mets players laughed.

“What, we need another 20-inning game and then use him after we’ve used all our pitchers and if a position player’s sinker isn’t biting?” the player said.

Andy K, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

The "intelligent" Mets booth is discussing Barajas as an All-Star.

THE GUY HAS A MOTHERFUCKING .292 OBP

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

but he's so clutch

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

but he's gonna hit 45 homers!!

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 June 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

YEAH, KINGMAN AGAIN

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

bradcomoSNY
#Mets OF Gary Matthews Jr. designated for assignment. C Omir Santos recalled from Triple-A Buffalo

Finally and ???

Andy K, Friday, 4 June 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

AND Lollie disabled w/ "knee injury":

http://www.nj.com/mets/index.ssf/2010/06/mets_pitcher_oliver_perez_plac.html

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 6 June 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNMTyEka4Tw

sanskrit, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

thepeopleinmysection.html

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

Perrotto:

The Mets will get a chance to face two pitchers they are interested in trading for when they see Orioles right-hander Kevin Millwood and Indians right-hander Jake Westbrook in the next week.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 June 2010 12:55 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe they'll get Bannister back.

Andy K, Thursday, 10 June 2010 15:45 (fifteen years ago)

got on the ticket line and there was sanskrit. He missed the last 6 of the 22 consecutive Mets going down when he left tho.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 June 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

and then Niese throws first complete-game 1-hitter for the Mets since... Aaron Heilman.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 June 2010 11:38 (fifteen years ago)

i believe thats 20 outta their last 25 @ citi

johnny crunch, Friday, 11 June 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

also, we did not see this clown

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/queens/gaga_goes_batty_ln2WMat76bwgPBUZNqUPyJ

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 June 2010 11:55 (fifteen years ago)

Chris Carter = ALL MAN

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 June 2010 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

Reyes back to normal in June.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 June 2010 14:37 (fifteen years ago)

maine at binghamton today: 4IP, 0R, 1H, 2BB, 5K

mookieproof, Sunday, 13 June 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

a revivifying roadtrip thus far

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

Perrotto:

The Mets have interest in Diamondbacks second baseman Kelly Johnson, who along with many of his teammates is on the trading block.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 19 June 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

totally misleading article title

http://imgur.com/lj7TY.jpg

sanskrit, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 13:26 (fifteen years ago)

didnt realize they had sent mejia down

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

rumored trade bait for Cliff Lee

also suspect from Manuel talk that Maine has thrown his last pitch for the Mets

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 14:13 (fifteen years ago)

In a major step toward making his season debut for the New York Mets, Carlos Beltran will play his first minor league rehab game in Port St. Lucie, Fla., on Thursday, general manager Omar Minaya said.... If Beltran has no issues, he will return to the big leagues within three weeks, though it could be sooner.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

apparently cleon jones will make an appearance at the citibank in carroll gardens on friday

mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)

"the mets have shown resiligence all year" acc'ding 2 bob ojeda

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

'Who will sit down when Beltran returns?' ad nauseum. Hard question, huh?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

certainly not the team physician

kaká flocká flame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

didn't frenchy was on a tear this month... walks aside

kaká flocká flame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

didn't realize*

kaká flocká flame (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

just wait a week

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

hey it's a laugher (maybe) if the rain is gone.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

save some of these, guys

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

guess I shd turn on Pettitte-Haren

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

yea and lets get thru 5

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

Blaming this entirely on Leyland for batting Laird second. Maybe he put him there to set up a crafty double switch when they're down 15-0.

Andy K, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)

fuck boesching a hat

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

via Paul Lukas, from '63 Mets yearbook:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1044/4723078422_e9eedb8da2_b.jpg

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

I'm getting an unsettling feeling about this game too.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

If you haven'y heard, Seinfeld is doing 3 innings in the Mets' booth tonight.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)

Tigers facing a knuckleballer on national television = Mets victory

Andy K, Wednesday, 23 June 2010 12:16 (fifteen years ago)

bases loaded

nobody out

reyes needs a double for the cycle

...

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 June 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

that is not a double

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 June 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

ike does a nice job against lefties

johnny crunch, Thursday, 24 June 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

. . . despite stepping deep in the bucket

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 June 2010 01:15 (fifteen years ago)

his splits are bizarre... .328 vs lefties & .245 vs righties makes no sense, we'll see how he'll do next year when that lefties average resembles anything normal

ripe dick clark (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 June 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

babip against righties: .292
babip against lefites: .447

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 June 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

good lord that is unreal

ripe dick clark (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 24 June 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

Reyes hitting .435 in last 14 games

Mets 15-4 in June

S. Shasta vewy, vewy quiet

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 June 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

also I am outraged that ppl are trying to give R.A. Dickey's All-Star spot to Stephen Strasburg

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 June 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

Seinfeld on Hernandez sleeping incident: "When a guy's head hits the desk, you know you're getting everything out of him."

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 June 2010 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

why does anyone care what ¿joek? Seinfeld had anymore?

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 24 June 2010 11:56 (fifteen years ago)

mebbe I'm not burnt out cuz I saw like 14 eps of that excessively celebrated sitcom

also just changed All-Star vote to Reyes

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 June 2010 12:04 (fifteen years ago)

I'd prefer Jon Stewart in the booth, but still, the funniest celebrity Yankee fan is international fugitive Henry Kissinger.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 June 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

Haha Morbs, I hope the Mets stake out a huge lead in July and August, before they bring teh lolz, bring teh T___T

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 June 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

morbs don't forget to change your ryan braun vote to frenchy

sanskrit, Thursday, 24 June 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

plz, Pagan

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 June 2010 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

now K-Rod wants to know when OTHER guys are pitching:

"It is tough because in preparation, you don't know if you have to prepare for coming into the game with one out in the eighth or you may have to get two outs in the eighth to go into the ninth," Rodriguez said. "It's a lot easier when you already know what's going to be your guys. Who's going to be the guy in front of you and you go by the game plan after that."

Eff you dude, I hope the ghosts of Stengel and McGraw visit you and kick some ass.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 June 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

apparently cleon jones will make an appearance at the citibank in carroll gardens on friday

http://somecamerunning.typepad.com/some_came_running/2010/06/meeee-aaaand-cleon-cleon-jones.html

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 June 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

of their 11 loses at home, 5 are starts by ollie or maine

also, they haven't lost a home game by more than 2 runs since april 21 (perez vs the cubs)

johnny crunch, Saturday, 26 June 2010 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

pavano & his 'stache have dominated 2day, damn

johnny crunch, Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

was a good day to see Cartier-Bresson at MoMA

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 26 June 2010 20:26 (fifteen years ago)

Damn, K-Rod is more of a prima donna than that other New York player with "Rod" in his nickname.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 27 June 2010 08:38 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously, Stengel would read that quote and come into the ballpark the next day and tell K-Rod that he'd be starting that day. On 15 minutes notice. He'd make him pitch two innings and then bring in his "real" starter.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 27 June 2010 08:40 (fifteen years ago)

half inning to forget here

incredible length (J0rdan S.), Monday, 28 June 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

If MLB loves hiram bithorn stadium so much why doesn't it marry it?

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

it is already married to jeffrey loria

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

can omar trade jason bay to the puerto ricans?

sanskrit, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

in this edition of a loss to the marlins, keith gets a lesson in acronyms

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)

I think I missed this. FIFA?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

also, 2-run game

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

lollins

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

well, shit. elsewhere...

The Mets signed catcher Michael Barrett to a minor league contract.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:03 (fifteen years ago)

oh lord reyes

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

wait what happened

johnny crunch, Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

he "pulled his back" or some shit during BP and was scratched tonight

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:36 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sure HE'LL BE FINE

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

he looks like his jovial self in the dugout

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

but you know

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

why the fuck did this guy on espn say that chris coghlan, ike davis and wes helms were trying "to make a deposit into these kids" o_O

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 July 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

Very queasy Menudo jokes coming to mind.

Boy, does this Bithorn Stadium turf suck. Also, PA guy reeeeeally likes the sitcom wah-wah-WAAH trumpet.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 July 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the turf's been fucking everyone up

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 1 July 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

Original thinker JMan perpetrates ninth walk-off loss by refusing to go to K-Rod; NYT:

When the Nationals loaded the bases with one out in the ninth off Pedro Feliciano, Manuel brought in Igarashi to face the right-handed Zimmerman. Manuel dismissed the idea of using closer Francisco Rodriguez instead of Igarashi in that tense situation.

“Again, that’s not what a closer does,” he said. “That’s not his role. What that is indicative of, all the walk-off losses on the road, that’s indicative of an eighth-inning guy.”

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 July 2010 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

i bought a wright t-shirt jersey 2day for $10

johnny crunch, Friday, 2 July 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

damn, jealous

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

not of owning a wright jersey of course, rather kill myself, but getting it for $10 is a good deal

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

the great wright hope

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 July 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

xp i figured thats what u meant

johnny crunch, Friday, 2 July 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)

sorry J0rdy, what Met would you like to jump now that Maine looks done?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

none!

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

maine + daniel murphy

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 July 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

lol pickoff

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 July 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

thank God, Bernadina DUMBER THAN JERRY MANUEL

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 July 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

they knew just at what point in his career to grab Fuck-Rod

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 July 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

is that a reference to johan?

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 July 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

no, jerk

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 July 2010 09:09 (fifteen years ago)

here we go again

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 July 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

oof votto hits a hr into the apple

johnny crunch, Monday, 5 July 2010 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

"dont mess with the johan" sign held up by a fan is A+ imo

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

that was pretty funny, Cohen calling Santana's 1st career HR by location 60 seconds before

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

that was a really good at-bat!

mookinho (mookieproof), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

Perrotto:

If the Mets are unable to work out a trade for Cliff Lee, they will consider staying with their current rotation and instead try to shore up the bullpen. The Mets will not make a play for Oswalt because they do not want to commit to any player signed beyond this season due to their financial difficulties.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID12767/images/Bernie_Madoff_NY_Mets_Jacket.jpg

sanskrit, Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:20 (fifteen years ago)

i <3 how this is the only thread that sanskrit ever posts on anymore... missing u d00d.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

I Davis homered to center (458 feet).

ike has some srs power. saw a graphic at the game yesterday that hes only the 3rd mets rook to have 10+ hrs at the AS break -- the other two were ron swoboda & benny agbayani

johnny crunch, Sunday, 11 July 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

both legends in their own way

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 July 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

benny!

the resulting pussy stubble (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 July 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

Sublimated Erotic Desire (SF Giants 2010)

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 July 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

^still senile

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 July 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

stop tryna run on bposey kthxbye

johnny crunch, Saturday, 17 July 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

"Some good things happened despite us not winning the game," Manuel said. "A lot of good things happened for us."

THE SPIRIT OF ART HOWE LIVES ON

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 July 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

krod getting shelled

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

omg cuzzi

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

doin everything he can to make this game a mockery

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:52 (fifteen years ago)

lol "this is like the twilight zone"

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:54 (fifteen years ago)

in-sane

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

just what we need, more of this game

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

that inning made less sense than inception

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 July 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

can someone essplain

i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)

bad calls both ways by the plate umpire Cuzzi.

plz, no BP-Rod in the 10th

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

other than krod spectacularly blowing the save (what else is new), home plate ump calls a pitch a ball that looked like a strike, catcher turns around and sez somethin, ump throws a mini temper tantrum which almost looks like hes tossin krod/castro out of the game; ump blows what would have been the winning run by calling the runner tagged out at the plate; ump allows himself 2 be overruled by the 3b ump on a dribbler hit an inch in front of the plate

johnny crunch, Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

just another 47-pitch K-Rod "win"

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 July 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

good lord - last 14.2 innings for pelf: 51 baserunners

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

holy christ

de jong and the restless (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

yes, Pelfrey looks lost. Takes the shine off having the full lineup intact and Frenchy FINALLY demoted to Benchy ... and Ollie Perez is about to be activated, so I bet they send down Thole, their only catcher who can hit.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

Pelfrey sucks. christ what happened to the guy, he's got nothing

Stormy Davis, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

9 baserunners in 1.1

Stormy Davis, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

first Met pitcher in history to have 4 straight starts of less than 5 innings of 4+ runs, or somethin like that

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 11:27 (fifteen years ago)

Gary Cohen can't understand why the team is in the bottom 3 in the league in OBP! Look at some of the past or present regulars! Frenchy, Barajas, Tejada, Cora, and Reyes back down to .318.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 03:35 (fifteen years ago)

Swept by the D-bags, BUT 1-1/3 scoreless from OLLIE (who shd've lost if Stephen Drew had a clue)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 July 2010 11:22 (fifteen years ago)

jason bay wow

sanskrit, Thursday, 22 July 2010 13:44 (fifteen years ago)

yep 0-12 8k's in arizona

johnny crunch, Thursday, 22 July 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

can only get better, I hope Mattingly makes more mound visits in LA

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 July 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit bay

johnny crunch, Saturday, 24 July 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

hit that wall harder than hes hit the ball in a month

johnny crunch, Saturday, 24 July 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

some fucking amazing defense in this game

mayor jingleberries, Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

bay looks like he's still strong as shit but somehow pecking at the ball, entirely unlike The Pagan's fluid swing.

sanskrit, Saturday, 24 July 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

damn both these teams are so similar in their shittiness its like looking in a mirror. Looks like Ollie Perez survived now the Mets get to feast on he corpse of George Sherrill.

mayor jingleberries, Sunday, 25 July 2010 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

never doubt the essential corpseness of Ollie.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 July 2010 13:59 (fifteen years ago)

Morbs explain to me the enigmatic RA Dickey. Dude is on point today. Throwing a shitload of strikes with his knuckler. How does someone with such bad minor league numbers do so well in the majors when hes so old? Luck?

mayor jingleberries, Sunday, 25 July 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

MANUEL PULLS DICKEY

Dickey is pretty fucking pissed about being taken out, too.

mayor jingleberries, Sunday, 25 July 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

Partly, the NL is still unfamiliar w/ him?

Another wise decision today to skip this game for the movies.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 July 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

The Mets and Royals are discussing a trade that would result in an exchange of Mets left-hander Oliver Perez for Royals righty Gil Meche — and possibly more.

The names under discussion, major-league sources say, include outfielder Jeff Francoeur and second baseman Luis Castillo from the Mets and reliever Kyle Farnsworth and outfielder Jose Guillen from the Royals.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Mets-Royals-trade-talks-Perez-Meche-072510

mookieproof, Monday, 26 July 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

prefer no Farnz, otherwise let's go

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 July 2010 11:22 (fifteen years ago)

back to the Dr Jekyll homefield Mets -- Beltran looks like his old self, and Frenchy blasts a 3-run finger off Wainwright.

Bay on the bench w/ mild concussion from Dodger Stadium fence-smack.

Barajas DL'd, Thole elevated to #1 catcher (to stay I hope).

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

finger fucked wainwright

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 July 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

was watching this on mlb network, actually enjoyed the mets crew

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 July 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

dinger finger bo-binger

Keith Hernandez said Whitey Herzog "emitted confidence." I guess he farted leadership too.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 July 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

ugh johan

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 28 July 2010 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

nice to see a Beltran poke. Then there's this....

http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/07/27/tickets-left-for-mets-hall-of-fame-day/

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 July 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)

hey, a ballgame

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 July 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

LOOKEE

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 July 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

RA Dickey for MVP

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 July 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

he'll prob get a third place cy young vote from heyman

J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 July 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

Like that'd be funnier than the 1st-place ROY votes Heyward will get.

Mets wd be totally screwed w/out Pagan and Dickey this year.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 July 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

AZ hasnt beat a team other than the mets since july 10

johnny crunch, Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

what the fuuuuuuuuuuck

J0rdan S., Saturday, 31 July 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

I don't know, what the fuck? it's baseball

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 August 2010 02:27 (fifteen years ago)

wow, Frank Cashen got REAL old. Davey Johnson, not so much.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 August 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

dbacks mash the ball at citi field

johnny crunch, Sunday, 1 August 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

I can relax and enjoy the SABR convention now that the season is over

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 August 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

NEW YORK — Frustration looks like this: Jeff Francoeur sat at his Citi Field locker on Friday, unable to explain how nervousness sideswipes his hitting. He cannot pinpoint the exact source. He cannot pinpoint an exact remedy. No member of the Mets can.

“I get so anxious,” Francoeur said. “I don’t know. Part of me thinks I need to go on medicine. I do.”

buzza, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

strychnine

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

mets
farnsworth
mets
farnsworth

...something had to give

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 August 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

Could there have been a more perfect First Game for Lovable Dr. M to see at the Turner House of Horrors? No.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 August 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)

.gif takahashi's reaction 2 wright's throw = 2010 mets

johnny crunch, Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

I hope you're at this one too, hon. You want sweet tea with that?
xpost

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.tweak3d.net/forums/imagehosting/3049b129dd38fbb.gif

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 5 August 2010 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

no need to post gifs of postliterate movies

Of course I didn't go last night, why spoil perfection?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 August 2010 05:30 (fifteen years ago)

actually can we delete the dead Joker/Al Franken impressionist druggie plz

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 August 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)

nah, I like it

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Thursday, 5 August 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

btw I was screaming as usual at Francoeur in his early pathetic PAs on Tuesday. Then I looked one section over (behind NY dugout) and saw a pretty blond woman with her toddler in tow: kid was wearing a Mets shirt that said on the back UNCLE JEFF 12.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 August 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

Don't worry about the kid, he needs unpleasant stuff like that in his life to toughen him up. You did him a favor.

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Thursday, 5 August 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

cough

call all destroyer, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:33 (fifteen years ago)

n/m

call all destroyer, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

can't throw a no-hitter unless your team scores a run

ciderpress, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:38 (fifteen years ago)

that's a pretty ugly phillies lineup though, wow

ciderpress, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

lol frenchy

call all destroyer, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe the Mets did something as bright as releasing Alex Cora (albeit several months late)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

it was a bonus $ thing for # of games played that wouldve triggered right? so dont give em too much credit

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

I just assumed they wanted to see what R. Tejada has, as Cora is not a candidate for the post-Castillo era.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

mets senior stroll is coming up, who wants to don Sabotage video old people masks and walk the field?

sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

sorry, I'm going tomw night at my regular age

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

no offense but ruben tejada sux

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

not like anyone has any use for alex cora

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:23 (fifteen years ago)

Tejada is about 20? I have no idea if he projects to suck or not.

Perrotto quotes scout on Beltran: "He's just not the player he used to be because of his knee. He's become extremely tentative in the outfield, and his power is negligible because he doesn't have a strong base under him without healthy legs. Maybe having the offseason to rest will help, but he is definitely a player in decline."

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

Frenchy wants a trade.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

WE ALL DO

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 20:19 (fifteen years ago)

Mr. Francoeur is well-liked among his teammates. Mr. Manuel said Sunday that he wanted to keep playing Mr. Francoeur "as much as possible, bringing those intangibles."

There is still time for Mr. Francouer to blossom in his late 20s, of course. "I have to remind myself sometimes that I'm only 26," he said. "I hope to keep going and get to 200 home runs."

buzza, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

omg mel mora

johnny crunch, Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)

Hate-fuck home run of the year

Andy K, Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

since I've never had a hatefuck i'll take yr word for it.

a fitting Citi finale for my season.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 August 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

Mets closing pitcher, Francisco Rodriguez was arrested tonight at Citi Field for assaulting his father-in-law, according to law enforcement sources.

It apparently happened in the family room at the stadium.

He was arrested just before 11 p.m. Wednesday night.

His father-in-law suffered abrasions to his face and head.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 August 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)

what is going on yall

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 August 2010 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/08/11/beltran-clears-waivers/?ref=sports

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 August 2010 11:16 (fifteen years ago)

if only Ike Davis could get as many hits in as K-Rod.

sanskrit, Thursday, 12 August 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

please be a cell phone video please be a cell phone video please be a cell phone video

sanskrit, Thursday, 12 August 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

2-0 1st inning lead, how familiar

I wd advise Johan to go 9

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 August 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

Is johan "going nine" a euphemism for golf course rape?

J0rdan S., Thursday, 12 August 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

One night a man had a dream,
He dreamed he was walking along
the beach with the LORD.
Across the sky flashed
scenes from his life.

For each scene he noticed
two sets of footprints in the sand,
One belonging to him and
the other to the LORD.

When the last scene flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He notice many times in his life there was
only one set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened to be at
the very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This really bothered him and
he questioned the LORD about it.

"LORD, you said once I decided to follow You,
You'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only ONE set of footprints.
I don't understand why
when I needed You the most
You would leave me."

The LORD replied:
"My son, my precious child,
I love you and I would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
When you see only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried you."

and take consolation that they couldn't possibly outdo the 1992 team

sanskrit, Thursday, 12 August 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

J0rd I have a long list of accused MLB rapists/wifebeaters if you wanna play that game, but shaddap

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

robneyer
Frankie Rodriguez just taken from Citi Field holding cell to courthouse for arraignment. Does this mean he's not available in 9th inning?

Andy K, Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

I wd advise Johan to go 9

DONE!

buzza, Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:30 (fifteen years ago)

seems odd 2 keep a list of mlb rapists but i guess im not a "true fan"

johnny crunch, Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

only the Mets can make a series victory into a bummer

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 August 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

k-rod vs. prof farnsworth vs. shelley duncan last man standing
i'd pay $19.99 for that on pay-per-view

sanskrit, Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

Craig Carton, host: If you’re a senior citizen going to Citi Field today, be careful because K-Rod might punch you in the face.

Caller: Nah, I wouldn’t worry about it Craig, the Mets haven’t beaten people on back-to-back games since June.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 12 August 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

http://s3.amazonaws.com/leah.baconfile.com/zing.jpg

sanskrit, Thursday, 12 August 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

btw hittin YOUR GF'S FATHER is classic vs father-in-law -- I mean, who hasn't done THAT?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 August 2010 06:16 (fifteen years ago)

Well... not you, probably.

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 13 August 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)

johan & r.a. & pray

johnny crunch, Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:20 (fifteen years ago)

what a moment

mookieproof, Saturday, 14 August 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

gimme a sweep and we'll talk

J, I have dallied, you know

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 August 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

frenchy said "a great start from the dickster"

johnny crunch, Saturday, 14 August 2010 14:04 (fifteen years ago)

Further to last week's discussion - Frenchie is selfish and deluded - a fair assessment?

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/top-posts/jeff-francoeur-is-selfish-and-deluded.php

Mark C, Monday, 16 August 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)

The New York Mets' annual slide into obscurity (and/or fourth place in the National League East) is already well under way, so it's a bit of a surprise that the Strokes' Julian Casablancas has decided that now is the perfect time to announce his plans to pen a theme song for the team.

Then again, Casablancas has been rather busy as of late, so maybe he hasn't caught the last month of, uh, action.

Anyway, in the new issue of Rolling Stone, Casablancas expressed his desire to write a new TV theme for the Mets, saying that he's overflowing with ideas to spice up their broadcasts.

"I'm totally serious," he says. "I have some ideas, I have to see if they like it. I've got a jar stuffed with songs, all these ideas that are just me humming into a recording device."

Funny, that's exactly how Giuseppe Franco began his partnership with the team too. A spokesperson for the Mets did not respond to MTV News' request for comment on the issue — it's been a pretty busy season for their press department — but Rolling Stone did reach out to SNY broadcaster (and Mets legend) Keith Hernandez to get his take on the situation. And as it turns out, he loves the idea. After all, he's a fan of Casablancas' work (more proof that Keith Hernandez is awesome.)

"As a Strokes fan, I would get a kick out of hearing what Julian can do with the song," Hernandez told the mag. "It could be interesting and I am sure baseball fans, and especially Mets fans, would enjoy hearing it."

buzza, Monday, 16 August 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

"Where are you with Castillo and Tejada at second?"

"I have no idea."

http://www.metstradamusblog.com/2010-articles/august/his-brain-is-now-100-mush.html

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 August 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

krod out 4 season w/ torn ligament in hand

johnny crunch, Monday, 16 August 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

a strange coincidence.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit! punch related.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

What. A fucking. Idiot.

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Monday, 16 August 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

especially since Carlos Pena was just about to come off the DL when he hit him.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

G Cohen just did a Bunuel reference

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

indie film bermanism

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

ollie perez for closer

buzza, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

Consider that just for next year, Carlos Beltran, Jason Bay, Francisco Rodriguez, Oliver Perez and Luis Castillo make $69 million, which will be about the payroll of the Marlins. If the Mets could just snap their fingers and make those contracts disappear, they would. But they can’t. Instead, the Mets have five of the most unmovable contracts in the majors. The only way to trade any of them would be to either eat a large portion of those pacts or to take back a contract, at the least, equally distasteful.

bay & k rod already being considered unmovable months and one year after being signed is true ineptitude

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 05:53 (fifteen years ago)

Man, Pearlman shitting on the Mets AND shitting on A.I.? Morbs is gonna lose it.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 06:03 (fifteen years ago)

Wow, that Pearlman article is really terrible.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)

he's a completely awful writer

be my anchor baby (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 06:08 (fifteen years ago)

I think assuming Beltran isn't gonna bounce back SOMEWHAT after a winter is kinda premature, but keep steeping in your hate

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

learned it from you, dad, etc etc

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 13:57 (fifteen years ago)

not your racist rally chant, you di-int!

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

my g/f gets spitting mad whenever she sees that nonsense. it's great.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

ppl really shitting on the mets now

dont forget ilb!

LHP Hisanori Takahashi got his first major-league save Monday, taking over as the first option with Francisco Rodriguez gone for the season. "I am thinking, 'Why me?'" Takahashi said. "I don't have an upper 90s fastball. But I will try my best."

GET CONFIDENT, STUPID

sanskrit, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

saves, the junk stat

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

obv, this Nader/McKinney/America Sucks lefty will be opposing the players' union if they block the voiding of Punch-Rod's contract.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

are they REALLY at 5K attendance per game? some daily news hack threw that out. no way. manhattan shake shack(s) alone do that every afternoon. Citi is still a good night out and the microbrews are only $7, no $11 tiny ass yankee stadium thimble.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

that doesn't sound right, maybe down 5k/game from last year????
spent many a game in mazzilli-era shea when attendance was 7-8k

buzza, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)

Yes, always good seats at Shea under the Joe Torre Mets

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

$17.5 M for Punchy in 2012... just amazin'....

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/4863/with-k-rod-mets-will-fight-union-precedent

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

we've all seen this right?

http://metsfanfiction.blogspot.com/

le hague, Saturday, 21 August 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

hadn't, but it's weird rather than funny, right?

that was a dumb slide, Jose.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 August 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)

"No one's ever loved a pounding more than the one Luis Castillo is getting there"

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

Dickey now qualifies for ERA leaders (7th in NL)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

barajas 3-3 with a homer tonight

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 August 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

that's nice

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

no, most mediocre

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

if only they would start attacking the fans again, that was awesome.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)

Porcelain Jose

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 August 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

classic frenchy

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 August 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)

SANTO DOMINGO, Dominican Republic — Police have charged former Mets pitcher pitcher Ambiorix Burgos with kidnapping and attempted murder after his ex-wife said she was forced to eat rat poison.

Judge Freddy Frias ordered Burgos on Saturday to remain in jail for three months while prosecutors prepare the case.

The 26-year-old is suspected of kidnapping Dilenia Reynoso on Thursday from a prosecutor’s home where she was hiding after allegedly receiving death threats from him.

In 2008, authorities dropped charges against Burgos, who was accused in a fatal hit-and-run involving two women.

Last year, a New York jury found Burgos guilty of assaulting his girlfriend in a hotel near Shea Stadium. He was sentenced to nine months in jail.

Burgos pitched for the Royals from 2005-06. The Mets traded Brian Bannister to Kansas City for Burgos in December 2006. He pitched in 17 games in 2007 and was released by the Mets in December 2008.

Max Armstrong (buzza), Monday, 30 August 2010 15:50 (fifteen years ago)

thanks so much

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 August 2010 16:42 (fifteen years ago)

hey he's not a current mets pitcher amirite

call all destroyer, Monday, 30 August 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

After you become a judge you can't go by "freddy" anymore

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 30 August 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

the fan poll during the next SNY broadcast should be "which current mets player would you MOST like to see arrested for kidnapping and attempted murder?"

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 August 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

Ollie perez in a landslide

johnny crunch, Monday, 30 August 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

Frenchy gone to Texas

YES YES FUCK YES

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 11:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://longisland.newsday.com/gallery/galleries/amny/pdf/20100901.jpg

sanskrit, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

kind of late to the party

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/429527/MetsGraphLike.png

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

heyman tweeted the other day about how the rangers have gotten two "clubhouse guys" from the mets

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

is he referring to dudes who actually work in the clubhouse?

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

Bob Ojeda said on SNY that Fucoeur was a "good clubhouse guy but ultimately you need wins"

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:41 (fifteen years ago)

hahah

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 1 September 2010 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ morbs/frenchy comment

morbs seriously are they going to shut down johan or is this nothing?

sanskrit, Friday, 3 September 2010 14:41 (fifteen years ago)

I guess it depends how much he needs his pectoral (which no one on TV can pronounce)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 September 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

been out-grandslammed 11-0 this year.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 September 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://deadspin.com/5629806/omar-minaya-flies-coach-gets-heckled

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

DYLAN GEE

brother of Wendell

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

wd've started "OBP" chant on Omar's flight tbh

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

i'm glad that the marlins have been able to even more directly contribute to the mets' demise

• New York Mets second baseman Luis Castillo -- who hasn't played for Florida since 2005 -- is earning more from the Marlins this season ($500,000 in deferred payments, according to the team) than what Florida is paying five starters.

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 8 September 2010 08:10 (fifteen years ago)

his WARP is actually 0.6, so eff you, there's been worse

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

Capsule tear.. yikes

--
Sent from my Apple iPad

sanskrit, Friday, 10 September 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

I thought they'd wait til January for the surgery....

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/columns/story?columnist=rubin_adam&id=5555909

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 11 September 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

meija had a nice bellyflop slide into home

johnny crunch, Saturday, 11 September 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

EVEN CLOTHES

sanskrit, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

I GAVE YOU SILK SUITS, BLUE DIAMONDS, AND GUCCI HANDBAGS
I GAVE YOU THINGS YOU COULDN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE

Andy K, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

Beltran suddenly lookin' like a non-must-deal

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 September 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

Niese's ERA went down tonight lolllllllllllllllll

btw outdated yahoo sports unis are still hilarious

http://imgur.com/p8wrd.jpg

sanskrit, Saturday, 18 September 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

Thanks to a friend's wife involved with a corporate event at Citi today, I sat in the first row behind the net, just to the third base side of home. You can see me on the video highlights right above the Citi Field logo on the backstop.

Brian McCann wears pads on the back of his calves for his haunches to rest on when he squats; can't say I've noticed those before.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 September 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

idk about the majors, but calf pads are pretty common in college/high school/younger leagues

J0rdan S., Monday, 20 September 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, i don't see many of those games.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 September 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

figured

J0rdan S., Monday, 20 September 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

I've seen them for 6-7 years now I think...surprised they aren't in wider use.

Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Monday, 20 September 2010 04:19 (fifteen years ago)

mccann is kind of a fatty too

J0rdan S., Monday, 20 September 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

He used to be a lot bigger...lost 25 lbs or so before the 09 season.

Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Monday, 20 September 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

word

he's in my top 3 fav players in baseball btw

J0rdan S., Monday, 20 September 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

Joel Sherman of the Post reports Mets GM Omar Minaya is to be relived of his duties at the end of the season

sanskrit, Monday, 20 September 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

I do not want to relive any of Omar's reign

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 September 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

“This is not an attractive job unless you want the money. The only person with a worse reputation then Jeff Wilpon in the game is David Samson."
—anonymous NL executive. (Joel Sherman, New York Post)

What is so bad about Wilpon? Is it that he undermines his GMs or is it more than that?

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 20 September 2010 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

everything i've heard about the mets front office suggests that wilpon basically makes all the big decisions i.e. free agent signings etc, and leaves minaya to be a figurehead and oversee scouting & operations etc.

also the mets' recent draft history suggests that wilpon isn't budgeting much more than the minimum amount of money for that, which is obviously foolish for a team that spends so much on free agency

ciderpress, Monday, 20 September 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

Right, but is that really a worse job than GM of the Astros or Orioles or etc.? If anything I would imagine that the next GM might be able to say "Hey, this shit didn't work with the last guy, so let me do things a little differently."

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 20 September 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

What is so bad about Wilpon?

Along w/ Mets' apparently underdeveloped international scouting system, buzz has it that it was the Wilpons (Jeff, I think) who encouraged the media to sandbag the 3 players who didn't go to visit the veterans at Walter Reed Hospital a couple weeks ago. (It was Ollie P, Castillo, and Beltran, all of whom the Mets wd prefer to dump if it wasn't allegedly difficult.)

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 September 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/there-is-no-fixing-the-mets-until-the-team-is-sold.php

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 September 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

Joe Torre could see himself coming home again.

Torre, who is stepping down as manager of the Dodgers at the end of the season, wouldn't rule out the possibility of returning to the Mets next year.

"I am curious," Torre said on WFAN yesterday when asked about what teams might be interested in having him in their dugout next year. "When the season is over, I hope the phone will be ringing."

Andy K, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 10:26 (fifteen years ago)

please. this wd be like hiring Stengel in '62, w/out the entertainment value.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 11:35 (fifteen years ago)

Torre gave Manuel an aplology

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

is there anything worse than watching a game between two teams LONG since out of it?

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 23 September 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

watching YES w/ the audio on

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:06 (fifteen years ago)

zingaaahh

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

otm tho

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

mr. bill?

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 23 September 2010 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

Jon (Ithaca)

Keith, have you ever interacted with Jerry DiPoto and what do you think of him as a potential future GM either this year or down the road?

Klaw (1:16 PM)

I've met Jerry and talked to him several times. I think he'd be an excellent choice for a team looking to rebuild its farm system through the draft, and I understand from his (former) colleagues in Arizona that he's a very open-minded guy with a strong interest in using data to increase the effectiveness of his team's scouting efforts. And he's a good guy who people would want to work for.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

well we know that the mets have no interest in rebuilding its team through the draft, so let's strike him off the list

J0rdan S., Thursday, 23 September 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

that was cold comfort, but enjoy your playoff clinching, Phuckers.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

Is there any way they could officially announce the Minaya firing in kind of a televised town hall reverse LeBron announcement? Sort of a public shaming/execution?

sanskrit, Saturday, 2 October 2010 14:01 (fifteen years ago)

"I have decided to take my talents to Woodside Junior High School."

funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Saturday, 2 October 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

and to be fair Jerry Manuel really grew on me. i hated him for more than a minute for his backstabbing of Willie Randolph but the guy is genuinely likable and sincere, hope he takes a breather and resurfaces.

sanskrit, Sunday, 3 October 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)

he's a tactical dunce, however

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 October 2010 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

really can't beat ending the Minaya/Manuel era with firestarter Ollie in the 14th inning.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 October 2010 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

NEW YORK (AP)—The New York Mets fired manager Jerry Manuel and general manager Omar Minaya on Monday, an expected shake-up of the big-spending ballclub after its second straight losing season.

The Mets said a search is under way for a new GM, who will work with the team to hire a new manager.

“We are extremely disappointed in this year’s results and the failures of the past four seasons,” said chief operating officer Jeff Wilpon, the son of owner Fred Wilpon. “We need to hire a new general manager with a fresh perspective who will transform this club into a winner that we want and our fans deserve.”

Manuel is the seventh manager this season to lose his job. The final guaranteed year of Manuel’s contract expired, and the Mets declined to exercise the club’s option on the deal.

The Mets were 79-83 this year, a disappointing 18 games behind Philadelphia in the NL East despite having an opening-day payroll of $133 million that was the fifth-highest in the majors. They have not been to the playoffs since coming within a game of going to the World Series in 2006.

“Changes like these are never easy, especially when you are dealing with people you like and respect,” Wilpon said.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AisRCtyOy_3N6P4Crn9s8QIRvLYF?slug=ap-mets-shakeup

buzza, Monday, 4 October 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6J28OdEKrI

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 4 October 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

is Steve Philips available?

sanskrit, Monday, 4 October 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

Jerry DiPoto is smarter and may keep his hands off the office staff

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 October 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

in Arizona

Andy K, Monday, 4 October 2010 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

not sure how to read that

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

alot of people are going to get jobs as managers this off season!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)

The MSM seems to think John Hart is frontrunner for GM.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5658399

('_') (omar little), Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

NOT METS-RELATED

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

¯\(°_o)/¯

('_') (omar little), Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

ya - more of a J's topic. although he is wearing a Mets cap in the pic. but what espn reader wants to read about some player for some foreign communist team.

Alomar was at the last J's home game and from my seat all the way in the 500s he looked fine. that is my expert opinion.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 October 2010 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

Alderson ... nah, too good.

http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/10/08/sandy-alderson-says-he-will-interview-for-mets-general-manager-job/

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 10 October 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVkalfhzvVA

sanskrit, Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

Frenchy: "I always wanted to know what it was like to play meaningful baseball in New York and I'm going to have the opportunity."

DAAAAAAMMNNNNN

Headlock Ellis (WmC), Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

ice cold

sanskrit, Thursday, 14 October 2010 15:40 (fifteen years ago)

I smell a 1-for-12 series

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

damn frenchy!

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

I smell a 1-for-12 series

hahaha yeah, he just got his only hit. STILL,

Headlock Ellis (WmC), Thursday, 14 October 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

He thinks like a football player, ie, with his ass.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 October 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_-vjUEHVs

sanskrit, Thursday, 28 October 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

yeah that was a regular ad late in the season

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 October 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

also, stfu and lock thread

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 October 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

sorry missed that ad, one night late August i wanted to watch an SNY game and couldn't remember the channel number

sanskrit, Friday, 29 October 2010 01:07 (fifteen years ago)

sandy alderson says 'uh' a lot

mookieproof, Friday, 29 October 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

he'll be saying it a lot more in '11 ;-)

omar little, Friday, 29 October 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

smart pick by wilpons (i sincerely mean that)

sanskrit, Friday, 29 October 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

As someone wrote today, if a sack o' shit offense like SF can win it all, no NY team can be all that far away.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 October 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

and the mets have their own overpaid, unplayable left-hander

mookieproof, Friday, 29 October 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

all the mets need now is to buy up a bunch of good pitchers and a bullpen and a decent bench and they are real close to going all the way to 2nd or 3rd in the NL East!

i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 October 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 October 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/968/67230149.jpg

sanskrit, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6GI6JWtIcsQ/TOwG02fOi1I/AAAAAAAAA1M/wzf4JINnBKg/s1600/jeter_arbitration.jpg

sanskrit, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

UH

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 16:16 (fifteen years ago)

Jeter ->

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

I'm preparing my eulogy for when Jeter signs w the Mets and Morbs throws himself off the top of the Unisphere.

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-mets-rodriguezassault#mwpphu-container

lollll at the player link to father-in-law carlos pena. oh, yahoopaws.

sanskrit, Friday, 3 December 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

happy holidays from fred wilpon and the mets

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 December 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

oh sure, make Carlos Beltran carry all the Goya product

DAS RACIST

sanskrit, Thursday, 16 December 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIqXGzUO0uY

Princess TamTam, Saturday, 18 December 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

LOCK MOTHERFUCKING THREAD

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 December 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

received official MLB-sanctioned Mets 2011 calendar from the fam, w/ a game-action player pic above each month.

A sample:

January - DANIEL MURPHY
March - LUIS CASTILLO
April - JOHN MAINE
July - JEFF FRANCOEUR

yes, this is the 2011 calendar. Xacto knife not included.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 1 January 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)


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