Suggest Ban Matt Wieters: Our 2010 ILB Fantasy Baseball League

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sanskrit, Friday, 29 January 2010 20:42 (sixteen years ago)

i know it's early, but there's talk of a keeper league this year, which would mean we'd have to sort out all the bickering on stat categories and rules a few weeks before registration opens.

a couple certainties:

Thermo for commissioner, did a great job in the past
roto set up
no Morbs

sanskrit, Friday, 29 January 2010 20:43 (sixteen years ago)

i want in this year

Goon's Anatomy (J0rdan S.), Friday, 29 January 2010 20:59 (sixteen years ago)

I'm in. Roto set up is good. Off the top of my head, the only thing I didn't like about last year's categories were SV and SV percentage (one or the other is good, but not both).

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 29 January 2010 21:53 (sixteen years ago)

keeper league???

bnw, Friday, 29 January 2010 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

thermo is going 2 tunisia or w/e now i think

good start 2 the thread

johnny crunch, Friday, 29 January 2010 22:55 (sixteen years ago)

i'd do a keeper league, though i'd prefer if the categories weren't too goofy (fielding percentage from last year was pretty much a dice roll imo).

i'd do something like
R, HR, RBI, net SB, OPS
W, K, ERA, SV, H (or maybe quality starts instead of wins to be more sabr-friendly)

i prefer OPS to replace batting avg rather than be alongside it since batting average is already kind of counted twice in OPS

ciderpress, Friday, 29 January 2010 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

I am ready for my sophomore slump.

Andy K, Friday, 29 January 2010 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

I will join to keep the cellar warm.

voices from the manstep (brownie), Friday, 29 January 2010 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

i sort of really enjoyed fpct% and gidp from last year. you had to actually look at the players and in many ways it invalidated all those blogs and cheat sheets based on a 5x5 format. regardless, i agree for sabr-friendly stats, a few exotic ones but no bs like cycle or shutouts. i think the league regretted that in 08.

quality starts is a great idea. and i like save percentage a lot with our without saves. but as was pointed out in the 09 thread, it needs to be a holds league or a save percentage league, not both, as they're negatively correlated to each other.

sanskrit, Saturday, 30 January 2010 00:23 (sixteen years ago)

I would like to play, but on the other hand my recent history has been to lose interest after a month or two, so maybe I should be a last resort?

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Saturday, 30 January 2010 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

doesn't using save % without also using holds make middle relievers almost purely negative in value since they can get blown saves but not saves?

ciderpress, Saturday, 30 January 2010 00:53 (sixteen years ago)

^^^yes, don't listen to sanskrit and his "negative correlative" doo-doo

┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 30 January 2010 00:57 (sixteen years ago)

ciderpress, you're absolutely right. not actually advocating for a save % league without saves or net saves as a counting stat of some sort. that would be disastrous, as you could simply ignore the category.

to son steve shasta, it's a problem of a smaller magnitude to have both save % and holds together, as to ciderpress' point and common fucking sense every hold chased creates the risk of an additional blown save with little chance for a net save while the closer is healthy.

the negative correlation existed in the league oin '09 (let me the first to say small sample size)

you also can't discount the value of two empty slots in lieu of middle relievers to stash subs or sleeper picks.


Overall Points
Rank Team HLD SV% Total
1 In Ambiorix Burgos 1 12 174
2 The Cerutti Column 6 5 146.5
3 Whole Camels 2.5 8 144.5
4 dealwithkhalil 11.5 9 140
5 No Tulo only Zuul 5 10.5 138.5
6 The Vottobots 4 10.5 137
7 Moistest Aloo 8 6 131
8 Koyaanis Kotsay Sr. 7 14 124.5
9 Kneel Before ZAUN! 14 3 122.5
10 The Hitless Wonders 10 13 118.5
11 b---- t--- 13 4 85
12 joe pepitowned 2.5 1 83
13 Carlos Carlos Carlos 9 7 71.5
14 Peraltese Falcons 11.5 2 63.5


Overall Stats
Rank Team HLD SV%
1 In Ambiorix Burgos 4 84.2
2 The Cerutti Column 28 79.2
3 Whole Camels 11 83.7
4 dealwithkhalil 50 83.8
5 No Tulo only Zuul 24 84.1
6 The Vottobots 17 84.1
7 Moistest Aloo 38 80.6
8 Koyaanis Kotsay Sr. 36 85.8
9 Kneel Before ZAUN! 81 76.1
10 The Hitless Wonders 44 84.6
11 b---- t--- 59 76.5
12 joe pepitowned 11 22.2
13 Carlos Carlos Carlos 41 81.8
14 Peraltese Falcons 50 70.6

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sanskrit, Saturday, 30 January 2010 02:54 (sixteen years ago)

for my team i figured holds and saves were the two stats which the pitchers who accumulated them were one-category wonders, for the most part, and holds are certainly more unpredictable (and the pitchers who gathered them tended to have higher eras and a lower K rate, from what i could tell), so i decided to almost completely forgo that category in favor of aiming for everything else.

('_') (omar little), Saturday, 30 January 2010 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

*taking notes*

voices from the manstep (brownie), Saturday, 30 January 2010 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

Tim Lincecum on Die Young?

Leee, Saturday, 30 January 2010 06:52 (sixteen years ago)

If people like that name, maybe I do this thing again.

Leee, Saturday, 30 January 2010 06:52 (sixteen years ago)

What are the specifics in a keeper league? How many players do we get to keep?

I reckon I'm in.

the end times are coming, but they're just the beginning (WmC), Saturday, 30 January 2010 16:56 (sixteen years ago)

i have no idea but what is the secret to getting spreadsheets play nice with ilx?

bnw, Saturday, 30 January 2010 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

bnw - the .xls thing is bracket code bracket as below in show formatting help

WmC - that's the thing.. along with coming to a general consensus about stat categories and rules, we'd have to figure out keeper rules, for example, keep 3 but only those drafted after the sixth round, or keep 5 but lose picks in the slot you previously drafted each one. it does add on another layer of complexity.

the point may be moot as i'm fairly certain for a Yahoo dynasty league where keepers auto-populate year over year you need to be in a Plus league. not sure what that costs, maybe $15 or $50 each? or $150 overall total? so a keeper league might not be in the cards. of course, one way to beat the fee would be to have a slow draft on an ILB thread and then Thermo manually enters the results. And we wouldn't have to worry about that until 2011. An ILB slow draft could make for either an epic or total clusterfuck thread.

sanskrit, Sunday, 31 January 2010 00:53 (sixteen years ago)

Having figured out yahoo fantasy baseball last year with workmates, i'm in for this year.

francisF, Monday, 1 February 2010 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

I will join if you will have me. The other leagues I play in have all folded.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 1 February 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

hey guys. i'm out of Tunisia and in Cairo right now. will be back in sunny Toronto in a little over a week and will start thinking/looking at our league set-up then. and also you might not hear from me until then.

glad to see more people interested and glad to see people are still down for the keeper league. keep your comments/suggestions coming - and i am very sorry for uncluding save% last year. it won't happen again.

also, thanks for the kind words and unexpected graphs, sanskrit!

andf Francis, if i;'m not mistaken you're qualified to compete for the Lightfoot cup this year, correct? welcome!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 6 February 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

also - Thermo's free travel tip of the year: looking at pictures of the pyramids is much, much more pleasent than making it there in person.
end transmission.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 6 February 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

ok - stats:

hitting:
i was pretty happy with our stats from last year (R, HR, RBI, GIDP, FPCT, AVG, OPS, NSB).
ciderp suggested yanking avg - and i'm ok with the idea so long as we break ops into obp and slugging. and i'm with sansk that fielding and gidp are both useful(ish) stats that give our league a funner/unique aspect.
i'll see what others have to say about avg/ops vs obp/slg

pitching:
last years stats: W, SV, K, HLD, ERA, WHIP, K/BB, SV%
most of us hated sv% last year - so lets kill that. i thought about net saves instead of just saves - but that would still seem to punish middle relievers too much and we'd probably almost all end up ignoring holds again. but i am down with adding quality starts - while still keeping wins. i like having another counting stat for pitching (cg and shut outs were never that popular even tho i'd like one or the other) and keeping wins allows a little more reward for having a quality reliever.
so lets hear what people think about quality starts (or even going with either cg or shutouts aswell)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 15 February 2010 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

as for the keeper settings - i'm still trying to figure out how the set up would work. but it looks like the 2010 draft will work exactly the same, except keep in mind you may be drafting people with more of a long plan in mind.

i think the only thing we need to agree on is how many people we should be allowed to keep. making keeper picks based on draft position was something i'd honestly never thought of. it could be complicating things too much - but i'll have a look at how some other keeper leagues are set-up.

maybe we should also discuss roster size. we had 23 last year - and i think maybe we should make it a full 24 so we have an extra roster space for a keeper that might not be performing so well or young or whatever?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 15 February 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

so apparently the way keepers work is i assign players to teams before the draft starts and it's pretty much as simple as that. no extra cost either.

personally i think 9 players is good. it's a good amount that might let us keep a promising young guy or two in addition to the stars. the nice thing is that we can adjust this year from year if we want to tweak things.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 15 February 2010 19:49 (fifteen years ago)

I would like to join in this year too. I'm destined to lose because I'm not much of a stats junkie (anymore) and I only really follow a few teams really closely, but I still think it'll be fun!

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Monday, 15 February 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)

cool - as long as you think you can stick with a keeper league, welcome!

so far we have (i'm taking it that the people who haven't said they're in yet are going to be in since they're taking part in the conversation):
myself
sanskrit
Jordan
NoTime...
bnw
johnny crunch
ciderpress
Andy K
Brownie
Steve Shasta
Omar Little
Lee
WmC
Francis F
Mayor J...
ZS

and maybe polyphonic? pretty good number!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 15 February 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

Can someone link to last years's fantasy baseball thread? I can't seem to find it using search and I'd like to read through it to get a feel for what will be going on.

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

O NOES Fantasy Baseball 09 Thread (No Morbs)

I'm in. Still not sure whether a keeper league helps me or hurts me, but fuck it, I've decided the point to fantasy baseball is the journey, not the destination.

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

beat me to it on c and p ing

morbs should play this year

sanskrit, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

back, to comment on thermo's post:

offense: never thought it out that way like ciderpress did, good points. i kind of prefer an obp and slg split as suggested. another way of doing it is credit for BB but that's more of a counting stat than an average. i like something average based as proposed.

pitching: quality starts is a great idea. but agreed to keep the W so alfredo aceves or jp howell types can grab some vulture wins. maybe BB/9 or HR as a negative category? don't really care.

the most important things to maintain interest and participation are keeper rules. maybe as few as 3 keepers or as many as 6 but limited by what round they're drafted. so you can only keep draftees in 2011 if you picked them up 8th round, 10th round or later. or even 4th. but think about blocking the top 50 players from being retained, otherwise my 3 keepers will be pujols, sizemore, haren, 1-2-3, i'm out, with very little thought and a major impediment to a level playing field for future ILBers that want to join.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 03:32 (fifteen years ago)

i'll be in to defend my title

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 06:33 (fifteen years ago)

i think quality starts would be cool -- complete games/shutouts would be a pretty inconsequential category -- also QS helps to lessen the blow of owning someone like... idk john lannan or roy oswalt who is a solid pitcher on a shitty team but can only finish with like 12/13 wins max on the year

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 06:38 (fifteen years ago)

Yes to OBP/SLG, QS, W.

No to CG, SHO, SV%.

Andy K, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

^^^^ this

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:17 (fifteen years ago)

great. that's what i was expecting.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 16:18 (fifteen years ago)

i'd agree on no to cg, sho, and sv%. cg and sho are rare enough that roto categories for them could become seemingly capricious.

but it would be nice if the two flukey but manageable offensive categories (gidp and fpct%) were mirrored by two non-traditional "fun" pitching stats. maybe something like hr/9 or babip. except i don't think those exist on yahoo. maybe batting average against? i don't know.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

i have a question about how the keeper settings you suggested would work, sanskrit.

lets say we can protect 5 guys taken in the last 15 rounds (rounds 10-25). the next year the commissioner (me) would have to manually input the first 5 rounds - which would be the pre-determined keepers. would these guys then be ineligable for keeper status after that then - counting as rounds 1-5; *or* by virtue of being drafted originally in the bottom rounds are they still keep-able?

basically, if the keepers count as the early draft rounds it means you'll never be able to keep someone twice. which, honestly, i don't like because it means you can't have any "franchise" players. but if they don't count it means you could keep the same guys you drafted in the late rounds over and over again. which would probably require a limit on how many years you could keep someone to be instituted. which i think would be my preference.

i like the idea of having the super-stars up for grabs every year. and i also like the idea of having franchise players too - where a team may have some of the same core players year after year - with a max of maybe 5 years(?). which means, basically, if you were able to draft Matt Wieters in the 17th round - you could keep him for a maximum of 5 seasons.

i'm trying to keep this as simple as possible - not just out of obvious self-interest but so that our league's workings are a clear and easy to understand as possible for everyone. alot of the keeper leagues i've read about also have team payrolls - so many of the keeper rules/settings they use can't apply.

anyways, i hope i explained myself clearly enough there. what does everyone else think?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

your instincts are right but i don't have the technical answer. i can ask someone i know who runs a y keeper league. i'm guessing it's as simple as locking keeper players pre-draft then unlocking and assigning to a team post-draft. you as commissioner can boot their last three or five picks and add in declared keepers manually in their place. i dont know if yahoo has the capability to track keeper status - i think you have to do that.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

it claims it does - but doesn't go into any further detail about it! we (i) may have to learn as i (we) go.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:50 (fifteen years ago)

really - if i'm manually drafting the keepers myself we could have almost any kind of guidelines we want for who can be kept. like age, for example, or yahoo rankings (although they are hit and miss).

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

i'm not sure where your line of thinking is headed, but age based keepers might be really simple and novel/fun. if only one half of the aging curve could be kept, say only players under 27 on the 2011 draft day, the dynamic of the league could really change.

teams out of contention in late 2010 could gain ground by finding or trading for the next 19 year old jose reyes
would a 25 year old prince fielder be worth more than pujols?
how do you value late bloomers like nelson cruz?

sanskrit, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

:: checks Brian McCann's age ::

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

ya - the more i think about the age thing the more i like it. similar to the way mlb franchises have so much more control over their younger guys - i think with a few simple rules this could be easily do-able.

advantage of jet-lag is i can lie in bed, not sleeping, and think about this stuff!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

what about something like this: you can keep 1 guy under the age of 24 (opening day age) - 3 under 27 and - and two under 30 (ie 29 or less).

it allows you to grab one really young guy you feel strongly about - who might not be contributing at the mlb level, three who are most likely just getting their careers started, and two established – yet still young-ish – guys. it allows you to potentially control 1 guy from his very beginning until the end of his 20's and a few others for their first few years. but pretty much once a guy is really established he's not going to be a keeper for long.

i think the only stipulation is that you'll have to have drafted or traded for the guy (from a team that drafted him). basically being the first to jump on the waiver wire when someone like Strasburg pops up mid-season is a little unfair. but that's the only thing i can thing of that needs to be laid out.

thoughts?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

and sanskrit - there's no hr/9 or babip but there is total bases. how would that sound?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

dude i have no idea but team name oh, wrinkleKLAWs is up for grabs who wants dibs

sanskrit, Thursday, 18 February 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

So is this the consensus?

Hitting: R, HR, RBI, GIDP, FPCT, SLG, OBP, NSB

Pitching: W, SV, K, HLD, ERA, WHIP, K/BB, QS

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Saturday, 20 February 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

i believe so, yes.

since i think all we're doing beyond this is figuring out keeper rules (which isn't anything i need to set in yahoo) i'll set up the league soon and email passwords to everyone.

we had a roster size of 21 last year - i will add one or two more extra slots for non-producing keepers. and maybe a draft date of two weeks before the season starts? probably a sunday afternoon. since this draft is alot more important than previous ones i want to make sure i have the most accessible date/time for everyone.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 20 February 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

My suggestion for fun stats: W for pitchers, AVG for batters.

A Mermaid... Doing It With Captain Morgan (Leee), Saturday, 20 February 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

Hehehe, yeah I kinda agree on the AVG. I've never really played fantasy baseball so it's gonna be pretty goofy to leave off AVG on my first season, but I'm flexible.

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Saturday, 20 February 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

I have a draft already scheduled for another league on Sun Mar 21 12:00 noon CDT, so if ours winds up on that day, could we make it a couple hours earlier or later?

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Saturday, 20 February 2010 22:22 (fifteen years ago)

sure.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 20 February 2010 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

so you two guys want avg along with obp & slg?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 20 February 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

no preference regarding stat categories, really. (one of the categories I pwned last year was SV%, so I'm a little sad to see it go, esp if I'm able to keep Mo.)

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Saturday, 20 February 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

we could do AVG and BB

i basically just want to get some plate-discipline-related category in there since it's essentially ignored in the traditional 5x5

ciderpress, Sunday, 21 February 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)

not a bad idea.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 February 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

SLG, AVG & BB hmmm....

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 February 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

well SLG basically corresponds with HR+AVG. you can't really pick up underdrafted players to boost your SLG, which i think is sort of the idea behind having the nontraditional categories, to create those opportunities to get value out of a player that's not thought of as a good fantasy player.

i'd do either AVG + BB or OBP + SLG

ciderpress, Sunday, 21 February 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

having more of them is fine too i'm just trying to figure out how to keep it to 8 and 8 without making any particular player skillset irrelevant

ciderpress, Sunday, 21 February 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

and while keeping the classic 5x5 categories mainly intact so that fantasy strategy articles and stuff dont become completely irrelevant for our league

ciderpress, Sunday, 21 February 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

i think i'm going to go with the AVG/SLG/BB combo.

AVG - there to keep the traditional stats intact and so the new guys have an easier time.
SLG - which i always thought as more a reflection of extra base hits - not just home runs and most people seem to want this.
BB - in lieu of OBP - having this as a counting stat keeps it from being too similar to AVG; plus keeps the number of % stats even with pitching - and also gives us a direct reflection of a hitters plate discipline.

this leaves us with 9 hitting categories and 8 pitching - which i'm fine with. we have 1 negative hitting stat (GIDP) but none for pitching, so i think there's still a balance of sorts.

if anyone sees some horrible oversight with the stats - now is the time to speak - i am going to set up the league in the next few days.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 February 2010 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

fellas i'm gonna be computerless from march 16-march 30 (honeymoon) so if the draft needs to be done during that period i'm gonna have to bow out

('_') (omar little), Monday, 22 February 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

the weekend of march 13-14 looks iffy too (wedding)

('_') (omar little), Monday, 22 February 2010 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

hmmm - having it on the 7th might be sort of short notice.
i'd imagine that anytime before the wedding anyways might be too busy for you. that basically only leaves us the weekend the season actually starts (April 3rd). i don't want to leave you out tho, league wouldn't be the same without you - esp considering the keeper-ness of it. you couldn't just do up a thorough pre-draft order for yourself? i was planning on doing the draft on the 21st originally, fwiw.

also - congrats! :D
my wedding gift to you is making sure you're in this league with us however i can!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 February 2010 17:32 (fifteen years ago)

this leaves us with 9 hitting categories and 8 pitching - which i'm fine with. we have 1 negative hitting stat (GIDP) but none for pitching, so i think there's still a balance of sorts.

could add tacos eaten?

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Monday, 22 February 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

ok i will do a thorough pre-draft ranking, which will basically mean making sure i don't draft any cubs outfielders. y'all can curse me for those two-minute lags.

('_') (omar little), Monday, 22 February 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

I know weekday drafts are not ideal but they're fine for me.

xp -- if you pre-rank, there won't be any lags I don't think. also congrats btw

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Monday, 22 February 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

i'll explain to my fiancee that i'm giving up the 2010 live draft for marriage, that might earn me some points.

('_') (omar little), Monday, 22 February 2010 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

ok - so still the 21st then - mid afternoon. ish.

if it helps i can write a letter to your wife so she appreciates what you're giving up for her! ;)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 February 2010 17:49 (fifteen years ago)

lol tbh based on my team as it appeared immediately after the draft in '09, maybe i shouldn't worry too much. btw fantasy baseball and vinyl records are filed under "married not dead."

('_') (omar little), Monday, 22 February 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

omar get your priorities in order

sanskrit, Monday, 22 February 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

can you push the wedding back a few weekends?

sanskrit, Monday, 22 February 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

maybe i can bring an iphone to the wedding? it'll be like a beer commercial!

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

i think the reigning champ should get to pick the draft day. TO THE RICHES GO THE SPOILS. autopick will give you eight second basemen, i've seen it happen.

there's a couple simple solutions then i'll shut up:

1) slow draft inside an ILB thread starting real soon. if you dont post your choice within 24 hours you get an autopick based on yahoo's ranks at that number (commissioner determines). yes you would need to keep tabs on that thread for two weeks or so. all picks are manually entered into yahoo.
2) super early thread before spring training really gets going
3) draft a week or two after opening day (can rotisserie do this?)

sanskrit, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

#2 is obvs super early draft
none of this really matters that much

sanskrit, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

to the solutions:
1) that's alot of work! also, too soon - might catch some more casual posters off guard & without enough time to prepare
2) again, too soon. not desirable for reasons above
3) this is do-able. can set the stats to retroactive for in-season drafts

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

so, i'll let omar decide and then i'm setting this bitch up!
keeping with a weekend draft:
• original march 21st draft - i've seen auto-pick do really dumbshit before too, but that's usually only when there's no pre-season ranking done. and if it does do something retarded i'll see what i can do to sort things out
• draft the weekend the season starts (april 3/4)! omar will have just gotten back - could work
• draft a week into season (april 11) - with retroactive stats. fun stuff

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

gentlemen, i am ok with me preranking like a motherfucker and letting you guys ~do it live~. i kinda look forward to returning home and lolling at my team.

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

i prefer option 2

/b/ OK (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

sorry to add my 2 cents, probably just confused things. also #3 is really kind of out as it might undermine parity and sustained interest if first time drafters target early success. remember bonaficio last year batting like .600 with a mess of steals in the first two weeks? not that any ILBers are that dumb but he might even kill you even as an eighth round pick, i dont know.

on second thought omar just hook up some good preranks and if you care enough have a friend log in as you and watch for redundant autopicks. you should be ok.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)

surely you can set autopick to skip picks on your list if you already are full at that position ??

ciderpress, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 06:10 (fifteen years ago)

it is supposedly set to fill a roster spot and then move on. sometimes it will do something daft like filling up the outfield before drafting a starter. which happened to me when i couldn't connect to a draft one year (so hadn't set pre-draft rankings).

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

it worked out ok - because i had alot of OF depth i used to trade for some starting.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)

ok. league is set up - you should all have emails through ilx - and yahoo if you were in the league last year.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

it will be my honor to take last place in this league with such fine, fine men

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

Colon/King AC has registered.

Andy K, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

jimmy mod you playing this year? if not can i be Shame On A Nyjer?

sanskrit, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

mod might want to change the thread title to give folks a heads up

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

just remember, albert pujols elbow is "95%" so you should move him down in your draft order, like 5th or 6th round

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit you can do mock drafts on yahoo now. I know that I will be doing all day long.

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

gah fuck you firewall at work. I am trying to slack here.

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

ha ahaha

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

trying to work joanna newsom into my team name

voices from the manstep (brownie), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

i liked my team name so much last year i decided it will also be a keeper!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

i dont know about joanna but i googled and foudn this instead: http://www.slate.com/id/2182824
kind of cool. ha, remember slate.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

blargh all the clever names i think of show up a bunch on googlesearch

ciderpress, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

there's a Bobo Newsom. Had quite a career.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/n/newsobo01.shtml

voices from the manstep (brownie), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

you're actually google searching your team name(s)?! dude...

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)

*googles Vottobots*

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

thermo, can u email me

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

brownie, help me out on our grueling trade from last year. it was trevor hoffmann + ryan theriot for X + miguel tejada. i cant remember for the life of me.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

I'm about to sign up. I am The Rolling Bears.

Is the draft time (3:30 am CST, Monday, March 22nd) correct?

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

brownie, help me out on our grueling trade from last year. it was trevor hoffmann + ryan theriot for X + miguel tejada. i cant remember for the life of me.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 8:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there was bitter acrimony and fists raised- but I don't know the specifics other than a rivalry HAD BEEN BORN

voices from the manstep (brownie), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

Sticking with Peraltese Falcons I guess. Indie rock you have failed for two consecutive years much like the cleveland indians.

voices from the manstep (brownie), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:01 (fifteen years ago)

I'm usually the Dying Quails, but it has been changed to Dying Qualls to be more in line with league vernacular. And yes, I will be vying for the Lightfoot Cup as well!

francisF, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

chicago lols

('_') (omar little), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

tagucci mane represent
http://imgur.com/7aXl2l.jpg

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)

ok I'm the Sub-Mariners this year

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

someone email me the league info

jordanmsargent @ gmail . com

suge knight btw (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

Is the draft time (3:30 am CST, Monday, March 22nd) correct?

incorrect.
the 21st. 3:30 EDT.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

I threatened you all with LincecumOnDieYoung. Now, face LincecumOnDieYoung.

A Mermaid... Doing It With Captain Morgan (Leee), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)

thx, whoever emailed me

i'm in the gate as Children of Minaya

suge knight btw (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 07:18 (fifteen years ago)

jealous of tagucci mane tbh

suge knight btw (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 07:19 (fifteen years ago)

that was me - tupac.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

gah fuck you firewall at work. I am trying to slack here.

― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 1:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

funny stuff but you're probably better off without. i was drunk last night and did one. some dude took ian stewart in the 7th round and i caught beltran with the 160th pick. shit is stupid.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

I'd take Ian Stewart in the 7th round.

I wasn't going to do it this year, figuring my improved baseball knowledge means I can't just get by on beginner's luck. But... Fuck it, I'd like to go again. I got an email - do I just sign up that way?

Mark C, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

yup. also, you need to send me ten bucks.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

feel bad using gucci bermanism in light of actual ringtone crew being in league :O

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

Theriot Killa

Andy K, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

i've tired of Vottobots now.

new name: Umpire Weekend!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

i'm Rubik's Kubel for now...

ciderpress, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

until/unless i think of something more ILXish

ciderpress, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

hey, thanks for the invite, btw.

i'm stoked to do a keep league. great idea.

j.q higgins, Thursday, 25 February 2010 13:19 (fifteen years ago)

I'm getting nowhere on a new name. Best Supporting Actas not bringing it imo.

voices from the manstep (brownie), Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

Cleveland Brownies?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:55 (fifteen years ago)

too depressing considering the state of the football team

voices from the manstep (brownie), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)

hook, lind, & sinker

ciderpress, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

Grr, the draft is the same time as an unavoidable diary conflict. I didn't get to do my own draft last year and really felt I missed out. Sorry to be flakey and change my mind again, you guys, but have fun without me.

Mark C, Friday, 26 February 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

"diary conflict"? :|

if i shift things a bit later would that help? (or fuck things up for anyone else?)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 26 February 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

My choir is performing that night! Seriously, don't worry about me - if it works for everyone else that's cool.

Mark C, Friday, 26 February 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

oh man - for some reason i was reading that as "dairy conflict" and was very confused/disturbed!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 26 February 2010 18:23 (fifteen years ago)

Am I the only one still confused/disturbed by "diary conflict"?

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Friday, 26 February 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

thinkin it's a british-ism for schedule/calendar or w/e

unavoidable dairy conflict has a nice ring 2 it as a team name imo

johnny crunch, Friday, 26 February 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)

its like how they call elevators "lifts" and the smiths "good"
;)

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Friday, 26 February 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

Oh Byron you wag!

Mark C, Friday, 26 February 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

its ok i also thought he was saying he was lactose intolerant

sanskrit, Friday, 26 February 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

i googled diary conflict and read something alomost interesting

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 27 February 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

i'm glad it ended well.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 27 February 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

oh! so before anyone gets too far into pre-ranking or list/.xls/whatever-ing i guess i should lay out the keeper rules.

this is what i figure is the best way to have things:
• total of 5 keepers
• 2 of which must be 27, 28 or 29 yrs old
• another 2 players 26 or under
• one final keeper that can be either (basically anyone under the age of 30)
• age is based on that year's opening date (Carl Crawford, for example, can be kept in the 2011 draft because he won't turn 30 until after April 3rd of that year)
• for a player to be keep-eligible he must have been drafted on draft day by your team or traded to you by a team that drafted him. that means:
• free agent/waiver pick-ups cannot be kept

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 27 February 2010 07:52 (fifteen years ago)

i've thought about this a bunch and think this should work pretty well. if anyone sees any glaring problems, please let me know.
everyone who gave their 2¢ seemed to like the idea of an age-based keeper system and i think it will really make things more fun and unique.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 27 February 2010 07:56 (fifteen years ago)

the one thing to watch out for is when you trade for a player in his 20s - if you plan on keeping him you should make sure the team trading him actually drafted him, as opposed to scooping him off the waiver wire.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 27 February 2010 08:00 (fifteen years ago)

and a final note - if you chose to keep less than 5 players in a draft, i'm going to have to put in a filler pick at the beginning of the draft (most likely Eric Hinske) and then when the draft is done you can drop him - right away - for a player that will count as having been drafted (for keeper purposes).
i think that's everything covered!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 27 February 2010 08:04 (fifteen years ago)

so to answer sanskrit's hypothetical upthread:
yes, a 25 year old Prince Fielder (26 on draft day 2011) will most likely be more valuable than old-man-Pujols.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 27 February 2010 08:08 (fifteen years ago)

btw - i think this awesome and am totally psyched and should probably be in bed by now.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 27 February 2010 08:11 (fifteen years ago)

Seems pretty clear to me (remember I said that when I inevitably screw up and try to keep somebody who can't be kept according to the rules).

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 27 February 2010 08:13 (fifteen years ago)

this is gonna be really fun

waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 27 February 2010 11:51 (fifteen years ago)

is there a way we can have a stat column of age?

i feel like its not something that is readily known in a specific way. i mean i know jamie moyer is 1000 yrs old and chad billingsley is 15 but if u asked me how old say robbie cano or chase utley is i wouldnt really know

johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 February 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

hmmm okay, that makes my five pretty easy to pick. Sabathia's age is a nice surprise; I thought he was 31-32 or so.

xpost, wiki was my co pilot

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Saturday, 27 February 2010 14:15 (fifteen years ago)

wait, WmC are you talking abt keeping dudes from your roster last year? that is not whats happening here altho maybe im misreading ur post

johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 February 2010 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

oh, I thought we were. I was wondering how that was going to work with new owners/managers

blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Saturday, 27 February 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

no - the keeping starts with the next draft, not this one. drafting strategy is going to be alot different when you know you're in a keeper, so we sort of need to start fresh.

and ya - i have no idea how it should work when a new team joins. this is why i'd like to have as many people in right off the bat - because it's easier to let a team fold than to get a new one in.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 27 February 2010 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

and i don't think there's any way i can get yahoo to show age as a stat, sorry jc.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 27 February 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

I am stoked!

^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Saturday, 27 February 2010 15:58 (fifteen years ago)

does the autodraft computer bot know the rules? or will I have to do this my damn self?

voices from the manstep (brownie), Saturday, 27 February 2010 18:25 (fifteen years ago)

Aaargh, I barely keep up with beisbol nowadays, and I'm in a motherloving keeper league, you guys owe me.

A Mermaid... Doing It With Captain Morgan (Leee), Saturday, 27 February 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

own damn self. yahoo doesn't really have keeper "rules". it doesn't keep track of much, since i have to plug in the keepers myself at the beginning of the drafts. also the bot is not that bright to begin with - so you should be anal about pre-ranking everything under the sun.

xpost! i'll treat you to a J's game if you're ever up here. (unless you consider that punishment)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 27 February 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

new teams joining could just draft their way into the league and be at a slight disadvantage, or you could let them pick anywhere from 1 to 5 'keepers' out of the draft pool before the draft and have a potential slight advantage depending on how many and the quality of the pool.

here's the 2010 marcel spreadsheets for anyone who wants an xls with player age in it for convenience (as well as lots of other fun stuff)
http://www.tangotiger.net/marcel/marcel2010.zip

ciderpress, Saturday, 27 February 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)

i will prepare then. thanks for the .xls, cp.

gelatinous rube (brownie), Saturday, 27 February 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

• for a player to be keep-eligible he must have been drafted on draft day by your team or traded to you by a team that drafted him. that means:
• free agent/waiver pick-ups cannot be kept

hey not trying to split hairs but i am interpreting this as meaning that:

team a drafts aroldis chapman
team a waits three months for call up burning a bench spot
team a gives up and drops
team b picks up and uses him last month of season
team b is not eligible to keep chapman but would be had he traded for him

sanskrit, Sunday, 28 February 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

i had not thought of that specific scenario. but yes - i think that's the fairest way to do things.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 1 March 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

i'm sure team a could work ot some kindof trade.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 1 March 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

just fyi - i am hammered, team fuking canada winning the gooold!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 1 March 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

oh yea!! being at yonge/dundas was mental!

francisF, Monday, 1 March 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

nice! i was there 8 years ago!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 1 March 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

trying to work joanna newsom into my team name

Dwight Goodententions Paving Company?

A Mermaid... Doing It With Captain Morgan (Leee), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:14 (fifteen years ago)

i'm working on my draft order and getting super psyched. some very interesting candidates working their way up my list.
i don't want to tip my hat as to strategy - but i'm 99% most of us are working with similar draft plans.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 4 March 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

smoke w33d & make each pick on a whim? yep

johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 March 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

my tradition is to buy a guide then blame it for my demise

i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Thursday, 4 March 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)

i'm working on a list for my drafts too

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 4 March 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

i did my own projections this year, just for fun. all projection systems end up looking roughly the same in the end, though. working on a draft order now, the #1 overall pick is pretty obvious but i really have no idea after that! which is neat

ciderpress, Thursday, 4 March 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

I'm letting Yahoo do everything for me.

ice cr?m abdul-jabbar (Leee), Thursday, 4 March 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

http://i47.tinypic.com/1238gfc.jpg

^me in my lab, working on my draft list^

Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Friday, 5 March 2010 00:21 (fifteen years ago)

the thing is - with the way we're doing the keeper deal-y - i have no idea what the #1 will be. i mean i have a guy i think it might be - but it could be several guys. i'm almost tempted to start a poll ending on draft day about who everyone thinks it'll be!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 5 March 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

has to be hanley

HOOM gang (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 March 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)

that's what i figure. the first round is still going to be insane tho.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 5 March 2010 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

hanley's arguably the #1 pick in a regular league imo so he's a slam dunk here.

i really have no idea how much to discount unkeepable players though. is Pujols still a top 5 pick? is he even a first round pick when you could be picking 5+ years of Justin Upton or Pablo Sandoval or such instead of 1 year of Pujols?

ciderpress, Friday, 5 March 2010 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

not that any of us will still be playing fantasy baseball in 5 years, mind you

ciderpress, Friday, 5 March 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

oh, don't think like that.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 5 March 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

googlenyjer~findilbb

LOLLL who is that? is that you hstencil?
im starting to think about switching to ryan u mad son

sanskrit, Friday, 5 March 2010 04:01 (fifteen years ago)

thats mine ;-)

johnny crunch, Friday, 5 March 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

Every year we tweak the stat categories a bit, but in a keeper league don't we have to pretty much agree to not change the stat categories in future year? If we were to ever dump, say, HR as one of our hitting stats (to use a fairly extreme example), then that would definitely influence which kinds of hitters I'd choose to keep.

I guess this is why most keeper leagues stick to the standard 5x5 categories? I haven't played in a keeper league before, so feel free to tell me I'm reading too much into all this.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 7 March 2010 14:05 (fifteen years ago)

well we could change stats up if we decide too. obviously HRs would change up our keeper decisions a bit. but i don't see it as being a huge hurdle - changing gidp or fpct is not going to effect who we view as the best young talent in a significant way. Felix Hernandez is still gonna be Felix Hernandez with or without balks or complete games factored in.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 7 March 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

fwiw i settled on Na'avi Vazquez for my other league

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 06:43 (fifteen years ago)

but that's only because "Precious: Based on the batting strategy 'Push' by Emilio Bonifacio" exceeded character limits

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 06:43 (fifteen years ago)

I saved this list in my gmail. I dont really have a draft strategy other than grabbing at least one of the dudes

James lists the 20 “most valuable properties” among young players in the majors (with ages in parentheses):

Felix Hernandez, Seattle (23)
Prince Fielder, Milwaukee (25)
Hanley Ramirez, Florida (25)
Ryan Braun, Milwaukee (25)
Pablo Sandoval, San Francisco (22)
Tim Lincecum, San Francisco (25)
Evan Longoria, Tampa Bay (23)
Justin Upton, Arizona (21)
Miguel Cabrera, Detroit (26)
Nick Markakis, Baltimore (25)
Matt Kemp, Los Angeles Dodgers (24)
Dustin Pedroia, Boston (25)
Zack Greinke, Kansas City (25)
Ryan Zimmerman, Washington (24)
David Wright, New York Mets (26)
Joe Mauer, Minnesota (26)
Troy Tulowitzki, Colorado (24)
Adam Lind, Toronto (25)
Jair Jurrjens, Atlanta (23)
Mark Reynolds, Arizona (25)

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

thank you for that list.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

god damn panda is young

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:22 (fifteen years ago)

this should be an interesting draft

Hervé Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

I debated not posting the list, but eh its not really rocket science.

As a dodgers fan Im utterly terrified of Justin Upton if he hits his ceiling. 21 goddamn years old.

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

hey guys can i join

Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

thanks for posting the list, i'm a subscriber too. uh it was a Bill James top 25 so i'm assuming you don't have access beyond the pay wall:

here are the others:

Stephen Strasburg, Washington (21)
Kendry Morales, Los Angeles Angels (26)
Alfonso Soriano, Chicago Cubs (24)
Joe Nathan, Minnesota (25)
David Ortiz, Boston (26)

sanskrit, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 04:15 (fifteen years ago)

Joe Nathan's only 25???? /shakes fist at Sabean

ice cr?m abdul-jabbar (Leee), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

Wish you hadn't of posted those others, i really want Ortiz. I reckon by 30 he'll really kick it into gear.

francisF, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)

O I C what you did there.

ice cr?m abdul-jabbar (Leee), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)

You all had better ph34r me, obvously.

ice cr?m abdul-jabbar (Leee), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

hey guys can i join

ya man. i'm assuming you saw everything upthread about the keeper rules etc?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

fuck it, i joined

Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

That list I c&p'd was reprinted on BTF I think.. In the news forums.

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

one week, ladies :D

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 14 March 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

17 teams. incredible.

therm i appreciate all your work. i hope these questions are helpful not intrusive but one more: what does Trade Review: League Votes mean? is that a one person veto or several? i only ask because more often than not in keeper leagues the bottom teams trade off top talent to rebuild for next year. i'd imagine that certain trades this year will look fishy though rational.

sanskrit, Monday, 15 March 2010 00:11 (fifteen years ago)

a certain number of teams need to vote against a trade for it to get killed (not sure exactly what # or %). and also as your all-knowing, all-powerful commissioner I can kill a trade myself, if i think there's something fishy. after the two teams agree on a trade the league gets a notification on their team page and you can review it there. it's not common - i think i saw it happen once in one of our leagues (?).

anyways - there's def going to be some unique trades with our league being set up the (awesome) way that it is. i'm looking forward to seeing how it shakes out, especially around our trade deadline when some people start considering the scenario you're talking about. but we all know the rules here and i don't anticipate any trouble.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 15 March 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

so does the draft board help us in tracking ages or keepers at all? and how are the keeper rules enforced? just manually?

bnw, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

i have to do all the keeper bs myself (hence me trying to keep things simple). there's really not alot yahoo does for keeper leagues - aside from letting you label your keepers (which won't even apply until after our 2011 draft).
so that also means you're in charge of keeping track of how old guys are for the draft.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

which i am still very much psyched for!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

apologies for using the term "psyched".

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

No number crunching/draft ordering has been accomplished, so I will either draft blindly (like last year, which worked out OK!) or pick nothing but ex-Expos and rename my team Virdon Fleeced (or the Montreal Expos).

Andy K, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

yahoo ranks are usually dead on accurate ;)

sanskrit, Tuesday, 16 March 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

I always found that I was winging it by the fourth round no matter what I had down on my pre-ordered list. Unless of course you're hardcore and rank fifteen players at every position, but who has the patience to do that?

It's a bit more complicated now with the keeper picks, I still have to figure out how I'm going to tackle that.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

i never thought of myself as a patient man.... but i, uh....

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

hey guys

is it gonna be a problem if we have an uneven amount of teams? if so my friend & pseudo-lurker will join -- he knows his shit

funky house septics, let me drain you of this (J0rdan S.), Friday, 19 March 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

it's roto not head-to-head so number of teams doesn't matter

ciderpress, Saturday, 20 March 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

he can still join though!

ciderpress, Saturday, 20 March 2010 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

I AM PYSCHED. my plan is to fill my entire bench with rookies and prospects who will do nothing all year!

deem & smash (bnw), Saturday, 20 March 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

I forget, are we doing a designated keeper round, or do we just pick some dude who meets the age criteria and say he my keeper?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

the latter. but it must be phrased exactly like that.

basically, aside what might be some daring early picks, this draft will be the same as a regular one.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 20 March 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

This is probably discussed upthread, but can you remind me at what point we designate our keepers? Can we wait until next year's draft, or do we have to choose at the moment we draft them tomorrow?

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Saturday, 20 March 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

Hmm, I need to prerank today.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 20 March 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

we're not going to worry about naming our keepers until the season starts at the earliest. yahoo is a little vague with this stuff.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 20 March 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

can you post the keeper guidelines again?

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 March 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

OMG

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 20 March 2010 20:42 (fifteen years ago)

it's upthread and also posted on the league homepage.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 20 March 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

alright -- i just didn't feel like opening the whole thread and searching for the post

shabba canks (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

i think you pick your keepers in the next offseason and thermo just assigns them to our teams before next year's draft so they aren't in the draft pool

ciderpress, Saturday, 20 March 2010 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, there's no need to name them anytime during the 2010 season, right?

Religious Embolism (WmC), Sunday, 21 March 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

I've got a gigantic custom rankings spreadsheet going with some zany formulas. Hopefully it'll help compensate for the fact that I barely know who half of these players are! (tbh I completely stopped following baseball for most of 2000-2008, and the last couple years I've mainly just followed the NL since I don't have ESPN and I listen to STL games on the radio at work. But doing some research for this draft has definitely upped my game a little bit)

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Sunday, 21 March 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

Dumb last-minute keeper question: a guy can be kept up to and including his age-29 year ... so if I draft 21-year old Stephen Strasburg, then I can keep him for nine years?

(yes, I understand that we can't keep five 21-year olds -- two or our keepers must be 27, 28 or 29 yrs old and another another two players must be 26 or under.)

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 21 March 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)

yes.
(also don't forget the 5th keeper that can be either)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 March 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

ugh, I'm so not ready for this

Religious Embolism (WmC), Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

so many teams!

did canks join?

johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

TOO many teams

Religious Embolism (WmC), Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

• if you keep less than 5 players - you will have a random filler pick inserted instead of a keeper. once the draft is complete you can drop that player for someone else that will count as your final draft pick

i dont get why this is a rule. just allow a new draft pick imo

johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

im assuming keepers will be slotted in to where u picked them previously ?

johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 March 2010 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

i dont get why this is a rule. just allow a new draft pick imo

because i can only manually do the keeper rounds as an entire round - not 4 for one or several teams and 5 for others (from what i've read).
they'll be slotted as the first 5 rounds as a result, not that it makes a difference.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 March 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

and no canks, so far.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 March 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

nah u can slot them in, i had a yahoo draft earlier this wk, the keeper rules were say you drafted cliff lee in round 6, as i did, i kept him by giving up my round 5 draft pick and the commish slotted all the keepers in where they would get autopicked as the draft went

johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 March 2010 17:12 (fifteen years ago)

also, its really hard 2 keep certain guys on ur roster all season long ~ id propose allowing say 2 free agents be keeper eligible if theyre on ur roster at the end of the year

i understand im a jerk 4 raising this rite now btw

johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 March 2010 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

ya, that is sort of last minute to be dropping this.

the slotting thing is news to me - remember i've never even played in a keeper - let alone commished one before and we might have to see what the consensus is on that one before our 2011 draft.

for get the free agent thing tho. if you really want to keep a guy, you'll have to suffer him on your roster all season. with less than two hours until our draft i'm not making up some new rules on the fly either. i'd be an ever bigger jerk if i went with that.

i guess i'm going to have to think on the slotting thing tho - it was my assumption, based on what i read with yahoo, that i would have to do all the keepers in at once in the same rounds.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 March 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

word i hear ya. im more just thinking aloud of what teh possible complaints during the season will be..

yeah look in to the slotting & lets see what others think

johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 March 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

it makes sense - but at this point it might be an unfair thing to drop on whoever picks Chapman in the 3rd round, not having seen what you've just brought up!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 March 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah let's keep things as is, given that there's only an hour left until the draft and many people won't have seen this conversation.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

I know there's only 45 minutes to decide, but would it be cool if we bailed on Yahoo and did it on ESPN instead? thanks for being accommodating.

sanskrit, Sunday, 21 March 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

pen and paper/conference call draft, en espanol, starting in 40 minutes

dial in # and conference code # forthcoming

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Sunday, 21 March 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

HAAA hahAAH AHAHA hahahaa. your commish is Canadian - call will be en français!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 March 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

our league is very unique. :)

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

"distinct" is the preferred nomenclature.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

i started this thread for you in jan because i figured there'd be a ton of ilx style handwringing and arguing over the new format. then surprisingly no one objected to anything.
thanks for coming through ilx!

sanskrit, Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

draft order is up

corrine bailey the chef (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

everyone jump into the draft now if you're reading this. i tried a mock this morning and couldn't get into the application until after the 4th round had passed. i think yahoo's servers are getting sonned today.

sanskrit, Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

i'm in. 16th :(

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

i got in too

johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

4th. :)

I'm mentally preparing to get pwned

I feel absolute embarrasment and humiliation within the msgbrd context (Z S), Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:17 (fifteen years ago)

Lost a team somewhere, down to 16

Religious Embolism (WmC), Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

It's going to take a while for me to connect team names with ILX usernames. Right now I'm drawing a blank on everyone.

the rolling bears (Z S), Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

im ride it my loney

mayor jingleberries, Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, I just noticed our ILXor usernames are in parentheses next to our team names, that's handy.

the rolling bears (Z S), Sunday, 21 March 2010 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

Lost a team somewhere, down to 16

I dropped out. good luck everyone

gelatinous rube (brownie), Sunday, 21 March 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

g-damn! my laptop sabotaged my draft by shutting down and now i cant get back in!

johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 March 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

im sure im autopicking all the rooks i had queued

johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 March 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

your last two picks are michael taylor & rasmus

corrine bailey the chef (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

awesome draft dudes

the rolling bears (Z S), Sunday, 21 March 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

incredible turnout

sanskrit, Sunday, 21 March 2010 22:02 (fifteen years ago)

I have no idea if my team is good:

LincecumOnDieYoung

Round Pick Player Position
1. (7) Ryan Braun OF
2. (26) David Wright 3B
3. (39) Jacoby Ellsbury OF
4. (58) Brian Roberts 2B
5. (71) B.J. Upton OF
6. (90) Denard Span OF
7. (103) Carlos Peña 1B
8. (122) John Danks SP
9. (135) Scott Baker SP
10. (154) Gavin Floyd SP
11. (167) Bengie Molina C
12. (186) Rafael Furcal SS
13. (199) Randy Wells SP
14. (218) Ben Sheets SP
15. (231) J.P. Howell RP
16. (250) Mike Adams RP
17. (263) Ryan Madson RP
18. (282) Sergio Romo RP
19. (295) Michael Brantley OF
20. (314) Darren O'Day RP
21. (327) Madison Bumgarner P

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 21 March 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

Unless Club Sandwich
1. (14) Mark Teixeira
2. (19) Carl Crawford
3. (46) Justin Verlander
4. (51) Derek Jeter
5. (78) Josh Beckett
6. (83) Jake Peavy
7. (110) Josh Hamilton
8. (115) Rafael Soriano
9. (142) Carlos González
10. (147) Rickie Weeks
11. (174) Ryan Franklin
12. (179) Roy Oswalt
13. (206) Buster Posey
14. (211) Vladimir Guerrero
15. (238) Brett Wallace
16. (243) Tim Hudson
17. (270) Alberto Callaspo
18. (275) Chris Iannetta
19. (302) Joba Chamberlain
20. (307) Brad Lidge
21. (334) Nick Johnson
22. (339) Marlon Byrd

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

Children of Minaya

1. (10) Miguel Cabrera 1B
2. (23) Pablo Sandoval 1B,3B
3. (42) Shin-Soo Choo OF
4. (55) Cliff Lee SP
5. (74) Ricky Nolasco SP
6. (87) Hunter Pence OF
7. (106) Francisco Rodríguez RP
8. (119) Elvis Andrus SS
9. (138) Rick Porcello SP
10. (151) Howie Kendrick 2B
11. (170) Michael Stanton OF
12. (183) Rajai Davis OF
13. (202) Carlos Zambrano SP
14. (215) Mike González RP
15. (234) Juan Rivera OF
16. (247) Joe Blanton SP
17. (266) Felipe López 2B
18. (279) Gaby Sánchez 1B
19. (298) Ross Ohlendorf SP
20. (311) Justin Smoak 1B
21. (330) John Baker C
22. (343) Tyler Clippard RP

corrine bailey the chef (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

The Rolling Bears

1. (4) Álex Rodríguez 3B
2. (29) Kevin Youkilis 1B
3. (36) Robinson Canó 2B
4. (61) José Reyes SS
5. (68) Matt Cain SP
6. (93) Adam Jones OF
7. (100) Carlos Lee OF
8. (125) Brett Anderson SP
9. (132) Nyjer Morgan OF
10. (157) Huston Street RP
11. (164) Mike Napoli C
12. (189) Carlos Beltrán OF (UTIL)
13. (196) Michael Wuertz RP
14. (221) Martín Prado 3B/2B
15. (228) Brandon Webb SP
16. (253) David Ortiz 1B
17. (260) Ryan Theriot SS
18. (285) Alfredo Aceves RP
19. (292) Mark Teahen 3B/OF
20. (317) Jeff Francoeur OF
21. (324) Ángel Guzmán SP/RP/D'oh!
22. (349) Bud Norris SP/RP

the rolling bears (Z S), Sunday, 21 March 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

Álex José Canó

corrine bailey the chef (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 21 March 2010 22:56 (fifteen years ago)

and Ángel, who I've already dropped. I'm still a little iffy about the waiver system, I hope I'm not fucking up big time already.

the rolling bears (Z S), Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:03 (fifteen years ago)

1. (1) Albert Pujols 1B
2. (32) Roy Halladay SP
3. (33) Adam Lind OF
4. (64) Jason Bay OF
5. (65) Tommy Hanson SP
6. (96) Billy Butler 1B
7. (97) Max Scherzer SP
8. (128) Nate McLouth OF
9. (129) Neftali Feliz RP
10. (160) Matt Thornton RP
11. (161) Edwin Encarnación 3B
12. (192) Marco Scutaro SS
13. (193) Geovany Soto C
14. (224) Aaron Harang SP
15. (225) Carlos Santana C
16. (256) Kelly Johnson 2B
17. (257) Bobby Jenks RP
18. (288) Ryan Raburn 1B,OF
19. (289) Johnny Cueto SP
20. (320) Kyle Lohse SP
21. (321) Matt LaPorta 1B,OF
22. (352) Justin Masterson SP,RP

I definitely have some quesion marks on this team

francisF, Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

and that team is ^DYING QUALLS

francisF, Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

yea my last ten rounds are all reasonably absurd

googlenyjer~findilbb
1. (12) Justin Upton
2. (21) Adrián González
3. (44) Kendry Morales
4. (53) Aaron Hill
5. (76) Shane Victorino
6. (85) Jair Jurrjens
7. (108) Edwin Jackson
8. (117) Jason Bartlett
9. (140) Aroldis Chapman
10. (149) Frank Francisco
11. (172) David Aardsma
12. (181) Chris Davis
13. (204) Colby Rasmus
14. (213) Michael Taylor
15. (236) Lou Marson
16. (245) Scott Feldman
17. (268) Octavio Dotel
18. (277) Franklin Gutiérrez
19. (300) Adam Kennedy
20. (309) Conor Jackson
21. (332) Sean Rodriguez
22. (341) Adam Moore

johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

and thats not even counting ROLDY

johnny crunch, Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

Hanson, Butler, Feliz and LaPorta are all good young'n picks.

(lind scherzer too)

xposts!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

Poly your clubs look pretty scary good

xpost thermo: thx dude! and all thank you to my bosses for not realising how much research i was doing at work :P

francisF, Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

*club

francisF, Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

so this is my franchise, *~*Umpire Weekend*~*

c - Weiters (23) (i hope the early pick don't blow up in my face)
1b - Berkman
2b - Uggla
3b - Cantu (28)
ss - Drew (27)
ss - Hardy
of - Makakis (26)
of - Fowler (24)
of - Ordonez
of - Reimold (26)

sp - King Felix (23)
sp - Hamels (27)
sp - Lilly
sp – Kazmir (26)
sp - Arroyo
sp - Marcum (28)
rp - Wagner
rp - Rauch
rp - Sherrill
rp - Moylan
rp - Bard (24)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

johnny - i really like Conor Jackson at 309. that's a good pick.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

Colon/King AC

1. (9) Prince Fielder 1B
2. (24) Zack Greinke SP
3. (41) Justin Morneau 1B
4. (56) Yovani Gallardo SP
5. (73) Andrew McCutchen OF
6. (88) Jered Weaver SP
7. (105) Joakim Soria RP
8. (120) James Shields SP
9. (137) Raúl Ibañez OF
10. (152) Jorge Posada C
11. (169) Alcides Escobar SS
12. (184) Casey McGehee 2B,3B
13. (201) Adrián Béltre 3B
14. (216) Drew Stubbs OF
15. (233) Kyle Blanks OF
16. (248) Maicer Izturis 2B,SS
17. (265) Jason Castro C
18. (280) Rafael Betancourt RP
19. (297) Ricky Romero SP
20. (312) Fernando Rodney RP
21. (329) Miguel Olivo C
22. (344) LaTroy Hawkins RP

Andy K, Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:28 (fifteen years ago)

Poly your clubs look pretty scary good

Thanks! I'm pretty happy with it.

Which usually is a bad sign.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

J-CHRIST, I joked about it earlier, but srsly half of my lineup is out with an injury right now. uuuugh

the rolling bears (Z S), Sunday, 21 March 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

thx thermo yea i hope his desert fungus doesnt flair up

johnny crunch, Monday, 22 March 2010 00:16 (fifteen years ago)

Major thanks to Thermo and those who aided in hammering out the details.

Andy K, Monday, 22 March 2010 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

Five Brewers, no Tigers, WTF.

Andy K, Monday, 22 March 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

time for you to move to wisconsin

johnny crunch, Monday, 22 March 2010 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

Nah, I'll just listen to more Ben Sidran.

Andy K, Monday, 22 March 2010 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

best picks

Alberto Callaspo Unless Club Sandwich round 17
Julio Borbon Gregg! The Stop Sign round 12
Conor Jackson googlenyjer round 20
Marlon Byrd Unless Club Sandwich round 22

biggest reach
uh maybe a certain catcher or minor league pitcher
but whatever keeps it fun

sanskrit, Monday, 22 March 2010 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

YES I KNOW.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 March 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)

i'm more perplexed by the glut of O's on my team.
sorry, Higgins, if i have now jinxed your irl team's outfield with my actions!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 March 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

/future

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 March 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

Haha, Callaspo is the guy I feel most ambivalent about.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 22 March 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

I was strongly considering him but went with McGehee (also 2B/3B).

Andy K, Monday, 22 March 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

i like mcgehee. most frustrating thing was that they didnt play him enough last yr, even when he was red hot

johnny crunch, Monday, 22 March 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

I'm assuming that the DL spots will open up once the season has started? I'm not seeing them right now.

the rolling bears (Z S), Monday, 22 March 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/306034/settings

Two DL slots, which'll open later, yep.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 22 March 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

I had to bail after round 14 to take my daughter back to school, so my last eight were autopicked.

Sub-Mariner At Best

1. (13) Ian Kinsler 2B
2. (20) Brian McCann C
3. (45) Adam Wainwright SP
4. (52) Ben Zobrist 2B,SS,OF
5. (77) Jonathan Broxton RP
6. (84) Michael Bourn OF
7. (109) Jason Heyward OF
8. (116) Ryan Dempster SP
9. (141) José López 1B,2B
10. (148) Brian Fuentes RP
11. (173) Jhonny Peralta 3B,SS
12. (180) Ryan Ludwick OF
13. (205) Alfonso Soriano OF
14. (212) Kenshin Kawakami SP,RP
15. (237) Justin Duchscherer SP
16. (244) Erik Bedard SP
17. (269) Corey Hart OF
18. (276) Vernon Wells OF
19. (301) Alex Gordon 3B
20. (308) Cristian Guzmán SS
21. (333) Paul Maholm SP
22. (340) Brandon McCarthy SP

Religious Embolism (WmC), Monday, 22 March 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

kind of a lol-some roster in spots -- I don't expect much out of this season, but I've got some good yoot' to build on for '11.

Religious Embolism (WmC), Monday, 22 March 2010 02:17 (fifteen years ago)

man, autopick did you no favours!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 March 2010 03:05 (fifteen years ago)

haha...glad to see some o's getting love. i think markakis will have a big year. dude is 26 this year and already hits a shit ton of doubles.

god knows i hope your faith in wieters is repaid!

j.q higgins, Monday, 22 March 2010 03:54 (fifteen years ago)

nutty draft. i have some issues, folks.

Kneel Before ZAUN!
1. (3) Evan Longoria
2. (30) Mark Reynolds
3. (35) Dustin Pedroia
4. (62) Yunel Escobar
5. (67) Wandy Rodríguez
6. (94) Adam Dunn
7. (99) Mariano Rivera
8. (126) Matt Garza
9. (131) Russell Martin
10. (158) Brian Matusz
11. (163) A.J. Burnett
12. (190) Jeremy Hermida
13. (195) Álex Ríos
14. (222) Mat Latos
15. (227) Chris Carter
16. (254) Phil Hughes
17. (259) Jeremy Affeldt
18. (286) Wade Davis
19. (291) Skip Schumaker
20. (318) Hideki Matsui
21. (323) Nick Blackburn
22. (350) Ty Wigginton

j.q higgins, Monday, 22 March 2010 03:58 (fifteen years ago)

tagucci mane: we have a good mix of past their primes stars and unproven youngsters

(11) Tim Lincecum 25
(22) Ryan Howard
(43) Jimmy Rollins
(54) Brandon Phillips 28
(75) Derrek Lee
(86) Michael Young
(107) Jonathan Papelbon 29
(118) Chris Coghlan 24
(139) Torii Hunter
(150) Michael Cuddyer
(171) Jorge De La Rosa 28
(182) Kevin Correia 29
(203) Chris Pérez 24
(214) Joel Piñeiro
(235) Mark Buehrle
(246) Yadier Molina 27
(267) Matt Guerrier
(278) Hideki Okajima
(299) Austin Jackson 23
(310) Mat Gamel 24
(331) Cameron Maybin 22
(342) Brad Bergesen 24

for me to chilt on (bnw), Monday, 22 March 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)

Gregg! The Stop Sign

Gregg! The Stop Sign
1. (15) Troy Tulowitzki
2. (18) Joey Votto
3. (47) Jon Lester
4. (50) Josh Johnson
5. (79) Gordon Beckham
6. (82) Jay Bruce
7. (111) Chipper Jones
8. (114) Brian Wilson
9. (143) Francisco Cordero
10. (146) Miguel Montero
11. (175) Garrett Jones
12. (178) Julio Borbón
13. (207) Pedro Alvarez
14. (210) Desmond Jennings
15. (239) Scott Downs
16. (242) Derek Lowe
17. (271) Clay Buchholz
18. (274) Scott Sizemore
19. (303) Jesús Flores
20. (306) Dallas Braden
21. (335) Colby Lewis
22. (338) John Lannan

mostly upside picks this year, since my ones last year worked nicely (Ryan Zimmerman!), but i won't be dominating the pitching categories this year unless one of my guys goes crazy like greinke did last year

ciderpress, Monday, 22 March 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)

O Say Can U SIERA

1. (5) Joe Mauer
2. (28) Ryan Zimmerman
3. (37) Johan Santana
4. (60) Clayton Kershaw
5. (69) Andre Ethier
6. (92) Chad Billingsley
7. (101) Stephen Strasburg
8. (124) José Valverde
9. (133) Todd Helton
10. (156) Brad Hawpe
11. (165) Miguel Tejada
12. (188) J.A. Happ
13. (197) Johnny Damon
14. (220) J.D. Drew
15. (229) Plácido Polanco
16. (252) Nick Swisher
17. (261) Cody Ross
18. (284) José Mijares
19. (293) Clint Barmes
20. (316) Dan Wheeler
21. (325) Jim Thome
22. (348) Barry Zito

During the draft I thought I was doing OK, but now I'm not so sure. I have a lot of young pitchers and old vets who might be due for collapse. But my keeper core is good if the pitchers pan out.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 22 March 2010 08:59 (fifteen years ago)

you're going to be our league's A's!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 March 2010 14:02 (fifteen years ago)

step 1 - trade ethier

for me to chilt on (bnw), Monday, 22 March 2010 14:38 (fifteen years ago)

12. (178) Julio Borbón

― ciderpress, Sunday, March 21, 2010 11:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

I almost took Borbon two rounds before that but chickened out U_U

for me to chilt on (bnw), Monday, 22 March 2010 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

he IS going to be a starter this year right?? i wasn't sure but assumed that he wouldn't be ranked that high if not

ciderpress, Monday, 22 March 2010 15:42 (fifteen years ago)

hes a keeper of mine in an auction league. all signs point 2 him being a regular. he has the most ABs of anyone in all of spring training fwiw

johnny crunch, Monday, 22 March 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

ya - he's def the opening day cf/leadoff guy, baring total implosion.
i think he outperformed when he was brought up last season - but even if his hitting takes a step back - he's still going to get you sb and score a decent amount of runs with the lineup he's infront of.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 22 March 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

He seems like a pure steals guy and is a rookie, and I have been burned by that combination so many times.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 22 March 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i'm expecting something like 2008 ellsbury. i took him for steals and not much else

ciderpress, Monday, 22 March 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

my loney, jump on it (conspicuously absent of james loney)

1. (8) Matt Kemp
2. (25) CC Sabathia
3. (40) Víctor Martínez
4. (57) Ubaldo Jiménez
5. (72) Chone Figgins
6. (89) Curtis Granderson
7. (104) Heath Bell
8. (121) Asdrubal Cabrera
9. (136) John Lackey
10. (153) Chad Qualls
11. (168) Travis Snider
12. (185) Carlos Quentin
13. (200) David Price
14. (217) Erick Aybar
15. (232) Russell Branyan
16. (249) Jesus Montero
17. (264) Jason Frasor
18. (281) Chase Headley
19. (296) Blake DeWitt
20. (313) Lars Anderson
21. (328) Juan Uribe
22. (345) Hong-Chih Kuo

I tried to lean towards pitching and steals. Will need Branyan to repeat last year and a comeback by Quentin to do well in the power department, which is pretty lackluster. Maybe Granderson can pull a Damon and flip a bunch of cheap home runs into Yankee Stadium RF.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 22 March 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

Ill also be able to mix and match a bunch when Chone gets 3B,2B eligibility as well as Blake DeWitt.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 22 March 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

HI FIVE YO WE BOTH GOT DRAFTED YESSSSS

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/wright_reyes.jpg

sanskrit, Monday, 22 March 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

um

http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/wright_reyes.jpg

sanskrit, Monday, 22 March 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

just about to post it a third time and realize i had images turned off lol

sanskrit, Monday, 22 March 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

(probably obvious) question about waivers: I have one open spot in my roster since I dropped Angel yesterday evening. I have a few different waiver claims for his replacement. Assuming I get my highest priority, what happens with the second? Will it give me an option to drop someone else on my team in order to make room for the second waiver?

In other words, when you make a waiver claim, do you have to drop a player FIRST to make room (like I did), or can you wait until you find out that you successfully claimed the player off waivers and THEN drop a player to make room?

the rolling bears (Z S), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

sorry for the n00b question, but I couldn't manage to find the answer in the help/rules section.

the rolling bears (Z S), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

if you click add player when your roster is full it'll let you choose the player you're dropping to make room for the new one. if you do it this way, the drop and add should both happen at the same time or not at all.

like for example my current waiver claim says:
Waiver 1 - Mar 24: ********** dropping Jesús Flores

where the ********s are the name of the player i'm claiming (shh it's a secret). if i don't get the claim then Flores won't get dropped.

ciderpress, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

ah, that makes sense, thanks!

the rolling bears (Z S), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

ROLDY CHAPMAN U BETTER NOT NEED A BACKIOTOMY

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 01:54 (fifteen years ago)

ZS, I would make traeds with you.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

Wait, no I wouldn't.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)

looool

the rolling bears (Z S), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)

Devastating Probe May Become a Pain in the Ass

All four of the MLB players mentioned - A-Rod, Huston Street, Beltran and Reyes - are starters on my team.

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Thursday, 25 March 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

i can't tell if your headline is even funnier than the original one -- so awkward to say that someone is "meeting with a probe" *shudders*

J0rdan S., Thursday, 25 March 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

new team name in order.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 25 March 2010 03:08 (fifteen years ago)

Actually wasn't being a dick, there were some guys on your roster I was interested in but then Yahoo seems to have changed their position eligibilities, so. :\

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Thursday, 25 March 2010 05:24 (fifteen years ago)

so for some reason i drafted mostly lethargic sluggers. i'm looking for a guy who can get me sb and hit for decent average, if anyone is inclined to offer up a trade.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 25 March 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

Hah I did the exact opposite. Take a look at my roster if anything interests you. I might stick to my guns tho. In the past Ive always leaned on HRs and Im trying a different path.

mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 25 March 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

i proposed 2 u a trade

J0rdan S., Thursday, 25 March 2010 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://media.nj.com/yankees_main/photo/melky-cabrera-giving-thumbs-down-f28aa62a5a79f360_large.jpg

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 25 March 2010 17:00 (fifteen years ago)

I will meditate on this.

mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 25 March 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

i know you just image searched thumbs down but if the trade offer had actually involved melky that would have been cool as hell.

sanskrit, Friday, 26 March 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

i know. sadly the internets is lacking in its photographic depictions of Nick Markakis giving Raj Davis an epic thumbs down.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 26 March 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

tho, i suppose i could just photoshop the thing. but the payoff would not justify the effort.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 26 March 2010 04:39 (fifteen years ago)

i am not in the league but i started one for some of my friends and any of you could get in it (draft this saturday) by emailing me at expresso2222 at gmail dot com. thanking you, i remain yours...

T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

Not to brag, but when the 75% of my team that's on the DL for 2-24 weeks comes back AND have breakout years all around, you guys are gonna be in TROUBLE

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

This is my first year in fantasy baseball and I learned a lesson that should have been obvious - check the fucking injury lists before you draft.

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

I'm putting together a massive spreadsheet that has every team's projected stats for the season, based off their current starting position players and pitchers. I won't post the rankings by stat, but I'm thinking I will post the overall projected team rankings. That way at the end of the season I might be able to console myself with the fact that I predicted my demise from the very start!

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Saturday, 3 April 2010 16:24 (fifteen years ago)

So far I'm 3/16th finished

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Saturday, 3 April 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

(in case anyone cares, the projections I'm using cover all of our pitching stats but only 6.5 of our 9 hitting stats (.5 because I only have projections for SB instead of NSB)

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Saturday, 3 April 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

are you generating the data yourself? does it involve a 20-sided die?

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 April 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

j/k i think its a fun idea

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 April 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha, I've got Devo playing on the record player right now - never before has it felt so shameful!

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Saturday, 3 April 2010 16:34 (fifteen years ago)

ha ha. i'm sure i won't do too well. this draft was all about *the future* for me.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 3 April 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

When do we have to declare our keepers?

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 3 April 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

Next year, before the draft.

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Saturday, 3 April 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

OK, here are my preseason rankings, with some caveats:

  • I'm missing batting projections for GIDP and FPCT, and also I only had total SB instead of NSB
  • I went off of what everyone has for their current starting lineup, for both pitchers and hitters. There were a few cases where I made slight adjustments (ie, subbing in a bench players for Strasburg and Heyward, who were both listed on the starting lineup, and accounting for a few pending trades that should be going through in a couple of days).
  • I ask that all managers refrain from making any trade or ever altering their lineups, and that MLB players please perform exactly according to the projections that I have and do not get injured, so that my rankings will remain accurate all year.

Overall
01) Dying Qualls
02) Youk Ones Pt. II
03) LincecumOnDieYoung
04) tagucci mane
05) Devastating Probes
06) Ride it my Loney
07) chicago lols
08) Gregg! The Stop Sign
09) O Say Can U SIERA
10) Colon/King AC
11) Kneel Before ZAUN!
12) Unless Club Sandwich
13) Children of Minaya
14) Sub-Mariner At Best
15) googlenyjer~findilbb
16) Umpire Weekend

Batting
01)Youk Ones Pt. II
02) chicago lols
03) LincecumOnDieYoung
04) tagucci mane
05) Dying Qualls
06) Devastating Probes
07) Kneel Before ZAUN!
08) Gregg! The Stop Sign
09) O Say Can U SIERA
10) googlenyjer~findilbb
11) Children of Minaya
12) Ride it my Loney
13) Unless Club Sandwich
14) Colon/King AC
15) Sub-Mariner At Best
16) Umpire Weekend

Pitching
01) Dying Qualls
02) Ride it my Loney
03) Colon/King AC
04) LincecumOnDieYoung
05) Devastating Probes
06) tagucci mane
07) O Say Can U SIERA
08) Gregg! The Stop Sign
09) Unless Club Sandwich
10) Youk Ones Pt. II
11) Sub-Mariner At Best
12) Umpire Weekend
13) Kneel Before ZAUN!
14) Children of Minaya
15) chicago lols
16) googlenyjer~findilbb

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:46 (fifteen years ago)

  • Oh, one more: Since I have only 7 of 9 batting stats, as compared to 8 pitching stats, the projections will lean a bit toward pitching.

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

My source for the projections is my man Carl down the street btw

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

Carl reviewing my team:
http://blog.robotforest.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/carl.jpg

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

haha, well that's yet another caveat:

  • This obviously doesn't take into account the keeper aspect of the league

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

ya - lets see those 2012 projections bitches!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

I'm good with these projections, so we don't need to actually play out the season, right?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

it's true ive somewhat ignored pitching so far cuz it's the easiest thing to add as the season goes

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

plus im not abt 2 stoop 2 drafting for HOLDS, that is the terrain of only the most disgusting savage imo

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

Are you calling me out.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

lol no do ur thing homie

johnny crunch, Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)

sounds like he was calling us out.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

Me:

http://i39.tinypic.com/s2grnk.jpg

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

ha hahhaa

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

can a mod revise the images up top with just that picture?

sanskrit, Sunday, 4 April 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

being 8th on all of those sounds good considering i did a ton of high upside picks that can't possibly have flattering projections yet

ciderpress, Sunday, 4 April 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

im callin out EVERYBODY pitching is 4 fags fans only care abt the longball iirc

johnny crunch, Sunday, 4 April 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)

I know I've mentioned this a million times already, but this is my first time participating in a league and I've already been really surprised at how much fun it is! I haven't been this tuned into baseball, probably...ever. There was the late-80s to late 90s, but I was pretty much just a Cardinals obsessive.

Ted. E. Bear, P.I. (Z S), Sunday, 4 April 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

fantasy will do that to you, it's awesome

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 April 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

ME:
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l59/proecadgod/arnold_numero_uno.jpg

francisF, Monday, 5 April 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

Yahoo is only showing pitching probables for 4/5, am I assuming that they'll get the rest of the week's rotations up as managers announce their rotations? Or did I do a LOLWTF job of drafting SPs?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 5 April 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

i'm seeing them for 4/6 too

i click "opponents" tab and look for the ^'s

ciderpress, Monday, 5 April 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

I was already looking at that -- I have two guys going 4/5, and then the rest of the week, NOTHING.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 5 April 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

btw, Z, i am currently in 3rd place.
SO MUCH FOR YOUR SILLY PROJECTIONS!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 5 April 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

GO UMPIRES!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 5 April 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)

This may be my last day atop the standings. I will savor this moment.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 5 April 2010 16:23 (fifteen years ago)

Again thermo, I politely insist that in the interest of ensuring that the projections remain accurate, please guide your team to last place in the standings.

biologically wrong (Z S), Monday, 5 April 2010 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 5 April 2010 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

ugh, thanks to Nick Masset, my team ERA is now 45.00, WHIP is 5.00, and I don't have any starters pitching for another few days.

On the other hand, although I was wishing the Zambrano/Beltran trade with J0rdan would've went through in time to have him as a SP today, I'm preeeetty glad it didn't.

biologically wrong (Z S), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:11 (fifteen years ago)

haha, i called my friend this morning to talk to him about that trade, and i said "well, at least i'll get z's start for today"

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)

What else did he say about the trade? Just curious. ;)

I'm really going to regret it when Beltran comes back in mid-May and starts tearing it up, or if Zambrano doesn't bounce back a little this season.

biologically wrong (Z S), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

well, when i proposed the trade, my pitchers were healthy, but then cliff lee & joe blanton went on the DL, and i got super thin, and then you accepted, so i have very minimal pitching at the moment -- just shitty timing for me is all

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

Oh man, I'm sorry. I know all about the bad luck. The good news is that when everyone is back in action during May you should be in great shape.

biologically wrong (Z S), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

Also a little worried about the Youkilis/Huston Street for Carpenter/Hoffman trade I made on the same day. I'm confident Carpenter will continue to do well, but concerned about the hole left by Youkilis. There are enough marquee first basemen that having a powerhouse at 1B is kinda mandatory. Konerko played well today but I'm not sure how well the Konerko/Ortiz platoon is going to do this year.

biologically wrong (Z S), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

I'm having a lot of fun with this league because it satisfies my constant urge to worry about SOMETHING

biologically wrong (Z S), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

you could prob make due with konerko & another player platooning -- idk about papi tho -- frontline pitching is kind of hard to acquire & you needed it

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)

lol my fantasy staff today - lincecum, halladay, santana and jimenez
27IP, 4 Wins, 27K, 1.67 era (ryan franklin messed it up a bit), 1.11 whip

velko, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

are you in a two team league?

jihad mane (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

nah, yahoo public league - 10 teams (my everydays are mediocre at best tho, this similar lopsided strategy got me third i think last year)

velko, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

wait, yahoo has 12 teams per league
i also have cliff lee on the dl

velko, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 03:25 (fifteen years ago)

I know it doesn't mean anything, but I dropped from 2nd place to 13th place yesterday.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

I thank Chone Figgins and Eric Aybar for sparing me from a similar fate.

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

My only pitching stats until Thursday night are going to be Nick Masset's performance last night:

2 IP, 3 H, 5 R, 5 ER, 2 BB, 1 SO, 45.00 ERA, 5.00 WHIP

smh

biologically wrong (Z S), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Cut to Chris Carpenter in dugout: Stuffing massive wad of chew in mouth
Cut to Chris Carpenter in dugout, a few innings later: CHEWING ON GOATEE HAIR

biologically wrong (Z S), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

A couple more innings and Carp is going to be gnawing on Oquendo's sleeve

biologically wrong (Z S), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

whoops, I meant to post that pointless anecdote in the Cards thread.

biologically wrong (Z S), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

regretting the trade already?

sanskrit, Thursday, 8 April 2010 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha, no. I'm confident Carp will turn in another great season. I do miss Youkilis, though. I was wistfully watching him in the BoSox/Yanks game earlier, remembering the great times we shared while he was still on my team during the first game of the season. Those were the days...

biologically wrong (Z S), Thursday, 8 April 2010 02:10 (fifteen years ago)

rasmus is pwning in walks

johnny crunch, Thursday, 8 April 2010 18:24 (fifteen years ago)

I was hoping to not feel incredibly frustrated with my team this early but here we are.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 April 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

you should make an impulsive trade or drop.

sanskrit, Thursday, 8 April 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

yes. addition through subtraction etc.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

Good point. Pretty sure this Teixeira chump is not going to get a hit all season.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 April 2010 20:28 (fifteen years ago)

Offense was no-hit last night! Great job!

Andy K, Friday, 9 April 2010 10:03 (fifteen years ago)

does somebody have CJ Wilson? maybe someone pick him up?

he's campaigning hard for waiver wire pickups:

http://twitter.com/RotoSleeperz/status/11882611990 then
http://twitter.com/str8edgeracer/status/11884107863

sanskrit, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)

ha hha! my god i love the future!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

That is pretty lol, Wilson working hard to make sure his fantasy career is as successful as his real one! Sounds like his campaign may be working, though - Rotowire listed him as a "recommended pickup" this morning:

C.J. Wilson, SP, TEX – I'll be the first to admit that I was a little bit skeptical when the Rangers first announced their plans to give Wilson a look in the starting rotation. In fact, I recall Will Carroll making a comparison to Ryan Dempster, as far as Wilson having similar potential to exceed expectations and make the rare successful transition from reliever to starter. His start against the Blue Jays on Thursday was very impressive – seven scoreless innings, five hits allowed and a 9:2 K:BB – and he's shown the ability to induce outs on the ground in recent seasons (1.67 G/F, 1.41, 1.37, 2.19 from 2006-09). Given the expected innings spike, there has to be some concern about late-season fatigue, but he just may be able to survive his home park in Arlington given the ability to miss bats and limit the flyballs.

biologically wrong (Z S), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

Reyes is off the DL today. Just to doublecheck, I've "activated" him off the DL, right?

http://i41.tinypic.com/11b2e76.jpg

I guess I'm just wondering why the "DL" is still by his name.

biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

yeah it usually takes them a day or two to remove that but you'll still get credit if he plays

ciderpress, Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

i think you're good. i have him in another league and had the same issue. as long as you pull him the day before (this is really important for pitchers coming off the dl when there's no notification of a start the next day). reyes is posting 0s across the board right now so i think the stats will count. then again it is yahoo.

sanskrit, Saturday, 10 April 2010 16:52 (fifteen years ago)

you should be ok.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 10 April 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

so you're the one who has Napoli. i have him in my other league and don't know what to make of his playing time situation. i did have the foresight to draft Doumit a few rounds later, so it's not much beyond annoying right now for me.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 10 April 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

and i would now like to say how smrt i feel for drafting Ordonez in both my leagues!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 10 April 2010 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

Kiss my cleats, everyone else: 9 NSB!!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 10 April 2010 18:10 (fifteen years ago)

So, should I start Ben Sheets vs. LAA tonight?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 10 April 2010 18:26 (fifteen years ago)

MY FIELDIN PERCENTAGE BE INFINITE

johnny crunch, Saturday, 10 April 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

Kiss my cleats, everyone else: 9 NSB!!

!!

biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 10 April 2010 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

OH. I thought you meant 9 NSB in one day! I mean, 9 in total is good too, but 9 in one day would've blown my socks off.

biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 10 April 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)

so you're the one who has Napoli. i have him in my other league and don't know what to make of his playing time situation. i did have the foresight to draft Doumit a few rounds later, so it's not much beyond annoying right now for me.

Yep, it's a pickle, and he's not playing today, either. So far he's sat out for 4 of the first 5 games! I'm not sure whether or not to just wing it with one catcher for now and see if Scioscia ends up playing him more as the season goes on or go ahead and try to draft an everyday catcher that probably hits .234/.290/.324 or something. Catcher is a position with virtually no depth anyway, but with our 16-team league it's especially thin in the bottom ranks.

biologically wrong (Z S), Sunday, 11 April 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno man, there are a bunch of starting catchers in free agency, and a lot of them are old guys (who are usually better in April and May than they are later in the season). They could help you out while you wait for the Napoli situation to sort itself out.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 11 April 2010 01:43 (fifteen years ago)

anyone own barajas?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

Nope, he's free.

I kinda wish Napoli would get a buttache while sitting on the bench and go on the DL so I didn't have to drop someone to add a new catcher!

biologically wrong (Z S), Sunday, 11 April 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

I wish I wasn't carrying three catchers! Who am I, Omar Minaya?

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 11 April 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

zach i always read your team name as Devastating Pubes

J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 April 2010 02:25 (fifteen years ago)

"The pubes that ruined a marriage"

biologically wrong (Z S), Sunday, 11 April 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)

My thoughts are repeated in the Angels thread but goddamn the Angels need to trade Napoli if Scioscia is going to play Mathis every goddamn day.

mayor jingleberries, Sunday, 11 April 2010 08:37 (fifteen years ago)

i owned Napoli last year. he's great but is infuriating to own as Scioscia never starts him. he does 20 hr easy in like 325 ABs.. watch him get traded to the Red Sox as a DH/C and go nuts with regular play time.

sanskrit, Sunday, 11 April 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)

I ended up adding the immortal Carlos Ruiz (C) and dropping the immortal Nick Masset (RP), so hopefully I can at least have some adequate numbers in the catcher spot. Would LOVE to see Napoli traded to Red Sox, it's true.

biologically wrong (Z S), Sunday, 11 April 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

anyone have an extra catcher to trade me? looks like montero is DL-bound and the waiver wire is pretty thin...

ciderpress, Sunday, 11 April 2010 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

David Ortiz, 4/11/10: 0-4, 4 K, 1 BB, 1 R
Josh Willingham, 4/11/10: 2-3, 1 HR, 5 RBI, 1 BB

This morning I had Willingham starting and Ortiz on the bench, but at the last second I decided to switch it around.

biologically wrong (Z S), Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

they need to put ortiz down

am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

this braves/giants game is reeeeeeally looking to fuck with fantasy results today

am0n corner (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:25 (fifteen years ago)

On a related note - anyone want to trade me ANY BASEBALL PLAYER for Ortiz? He is awesome

biologically wrong (Z S), Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

this sucks i can't change my team name to Elvis Andrus Was a Hero to Most too many characters.

sanskrit, Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

ElvisAndrusWzAHero2Most?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

chris perez punishing my post-duncan faith in him, smh
ip:1 h:3 bb:3 wp:1 er:3

bnw, Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

Another day, another 3 NSB (on top of .192/.308 BA/SLUGGO).

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 11 April 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)

it autodrafted ortiz for my 1B in my other league and i'm currently platooning daric barton, jeff clement, and conor jackson rather than play him... r.i.p.

ciderpress, Monday, 12 April 2010 00:15 (fifteen years ago)

Ugh, sorry to ask another administrative question, but has anyone ran into any trouble adding a player when a roster position is empty? I'm trying to add a free agent RP, but when I try to add him it asks me to drop another player, even though I have an empty bench spot:

http://i44.tinypic.com/w7o2h1.jpg

leaving all the boxes unchecked and trying to move on results in:

http://i40.tinypic.com/egekyh.jpg

biologically wrong (Z S), Monday, 12 April 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)

Make sure you've put the DL'ed guy(s) actually on the DL. Or maybe you've maxed out your DL slots?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 12 April 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

i'll take a look.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 April 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)

dood.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 April 2010 04:41 (fifteen years ago)

the max number of active players is 22 and then there 2 dl slots. you have 22 active guys and 2 guys on the dl.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 April 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

if you had cropped that a bit differently we'd see the positions on the left. what is empty is your P slot. it doesn't indicate an empty spot on the roster - it just means you can start one more pitcher (starter or reliever) on that day.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 April 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

so whoever you're trying to add - you gots to pick a sucka to go.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 April 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

i would recommend Carpenter. dood's a punk.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 April 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)

^^
Man, I'm losing to this guy?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 12 April 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)

me? yes you are.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 April 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)

good day guys, 0-18 so far w/ 1 GIDP, -1 NSB & aaron hill goin on the dl~

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 April 2010 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

I meant the guy who couldn't figure out he already had two people on the DL already, boss.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

but I thought I had an empty bench slot left, regardless of DL situation.

*hangs head in shame*

Meanwhile, I'm glad Carlos Lee and David Ortiz are fucking TEARING IT UP so far this season!

biologically wrong (Z S), Monday, 12 April 2010 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

my stat line for today -
# 1/14
# 0
# 0
# 0
# 0
# 1
# 1.000
# .071
# 0.071

fuckin' a fielding percentage

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 12 April 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

1st! I guess I should fail to start two of my pitchers more often

francisF, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 03:41 (fifteen years ago)

-26

whats up now bitches

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 13 April 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)

i probably shouldn't have started ross ohlendorf tonight *sucks teeth*

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 April 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

8 walks today tho, so there's that

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 13 April 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

guess i didn't need to hide son of jorel pineiro from the yanks ><

bnw, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:34 (fifteen years ago)

i will be hiding Kazmir from them tomorrow.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

grow some balls i just started jonothong sanchezmang today against the mighty pirates.

so going back to the Napoli talk. some dude flat dropped him in a competitive league i'm in. real tempted. and julio borbon just got dropped. really tempted. i was kind of surprised by that one.

sanskrit, Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

anyone wanna trade me a closer

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:33 (fifteen years ago)

thought about the Napoli thing. but since i have Doumit, i don't mind using a bench spot on the napster for the time being. mathis is not going to keep hitting and after time defense just gets boring - mike will be out there soon enough!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)

and no, i will not start Kazmir on his first start off the dl, first start of the season, in the NY homer palace.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

I'm fine with Napoli on my bench...for now. But It's going to be a tough decision when Wuertz comes off the DL soon, not to mention if Brandon Webb ever makes it off the DL. Somebody's gonna have to be dropped, and although I'm planning on benching Ortiz until he hopefully turns it around last year...I dunno. I'm also thinking of trading Theriot (SS), who's good for speed (2 steals tonight, for example).

biologically wrong (Z S), Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

fuckin shit of course i have victorino on my bench

johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

Although Yahoo is mysteriously claiming that Theriot has 3 NSB tonight. Anyone notice that Yahoo often totally fucks up the numbers for steals, and then corrects them about an hour later? It was the same deal with Nyjer Morgan tonight - he stole a base and Yahoo immediately throws up 2 NSB on the board, and later reduces it to 1.

biologically wrong (Z S), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:00 (fifteen years ago)

i did notice that with Theriot - who's on my other team. not that i'm complaining.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)

fuck yahoo for telling me that colby lewis was starting tomorrow instead of today, he was sitting on my bench in both my leagues for his 10K start

ciderpress, Thursday, 15 April 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

its been doubling all my SBs at first too, probably a bugg

ciderpress, Thursday, 15 April 2010 04:30 (fifteen years ago)

cj wilson came down w/ food poisoning so colby was moved up

johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i dont see how that's yahoo's fault. those are just start dates estimates.

although i do remember last year the stats feed went down for an entire sunday. it was right before end of season and the last day of standard h2h. so everyone was freaking out unable to find out if they won their h2h league or not. lolllllllllll

sanskrit, Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

their fault for playing h2h!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 April 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

;)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 April 2010 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

so i think i have my Napoli situation resolved. one guy in our league had both McCann and Mauer - so i traded him Ordonez and Doumit for McCann.
not sure how i managed to get to him before the dude starting Barajas!

and still leaves me with Napoli to do whatever with!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 April 2010 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

that's a fucking steal for mccann

hoosalah (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 15 April 2010 21:30 (fifteen years ago)

uh it looks like mccann and mauer are owned by 2 diff ppl?

johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)

oh u must be talking abt another league, dont we have a thread for that so as 2 not confuse the feeble minded (me)

johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 April 2010 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

its been doubling all my SBs at first too, probably a bugg

I also notice, for a while I thought I had something like 18 NSB based on the Stattracker but IRL I only have 12.

I am in third! ^_^ for the beginning of the season.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

sorry johnny - the convo about Napoli started with me talking about my other team. (sorry - i'm seeing another league)
the kicker is - dude's outfield was weak enough - that i think i could have even gotten Mauer! :s

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 15 April 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

that's a fucking steal for mccann

― hoosalah (J0rdan S.), Thursday, April 15, 2010 5:30 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

Probably a good deal but I wouldn't call it a fucking steal. Maggs has been solid (with rate stats, at least) since his wife went through whatever she went through.

2nd half '09: .375/.438/.540
'10 so far: .368/.455/.658

Andy K, Friday, 16 April 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

Not that I've picked him up in either one of my leagues. Maybe I should.

Andy K, Friday, 16 April 2010 01:48 (fifteen years ago)

dude - i can't remember where i picked him up in either draft, but i stand by it.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 16 April 2010 04:33 (fifteen years ago)

My pitchers are walking everything in sight ... after J.A. Happ's 6BB 0K night yesterday, my team K/BB is 1.25!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 16 April 2010 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

should i do a straight up wright for halladay trade?
i have a completely sick pitching staff with cliff lee waiting in the wings to take halladay's place and right now beltre is my best 3b option

velko, Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

lol with jimenez, santana and lincecum starting yesterday 2 w, 23 ip, 23 k, 0.00 era whip 0.78
guess i can part with halladay

velko, Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

I still like Beltre even though he hasn't done much yet.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 18 April 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

I gained 28.5 points yesterday and yet I'm still in last place.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 18 April 2010 08:34 (fifteen years ago)

i had no net overall movement yesterday in another league. 15 innings of shutout ball but also bay + reyes a combined 0 for 14
lollll

sanskrit, Sunday, 18 April 2010 15:48 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, having francoer and Reyes with their epic 20 inning game contributed to my sub-.090 batting average last night, daaayum

biologically wrong (Z S), Sunday, 18 April 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

Hey cool, live scoring is free all season long now.

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Sunday, 18 April 2010 17:22 (fifteen years ago)

One more Napoli-related post, sorry:

"With Jeff Mathis having been placed on the DL with a right wrist fracture, Napoli will serve as the Angels' starting catcher, the Orange County Register reports...Mathis is expected to miss 6-8 weeks of action."

YESSSSSSSSS

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

I know there's regression to come, but +59 points in three days is f'in SWEET.

millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

uagh! it's because i got McCain and then dropped Napoli that Mathis got hurt.
you're welcome!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

My draft "strategy" is coming back to haunt me ... almost all my pitchers are off to slow starts, but I drafted a bunch of keep-able guys so I can't exactly drop them and look for replacements.

BARRY ZITO is the glue that is holding my pitching staff together up until now! ZITO!!!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 15:20 (fifteen years ago)

remind me on yr draft strategy.
i'm already really starting to regret picking up Fowler over Gonzalez. both Dexter and Reimold are off to thoroughly crappy starts.

^and although i'm suffering for it, this is also why i'm loving the new keeper aspect of things!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

sorry about our trade, zach \(o_O)/

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

:(

Someone should call up Beltran and tell him to man up and "tough it out"

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

it would be fair if they moved beltran into "first pinch hitter off the bench" role

artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

oh shit I just NOW heard about Zambrano getting moved to the bullpen!

tbh I'm not that alarmed because I still have 5 decent SPs. I wish Zambrano would've been named the closer, actually, because I'm really sucking ass in that dept (Hoffman is not doing so hot)

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

Also, now that Napoli is the starter again and Wuertz is coming off the DL soon, I'm looking to free up a roster spot by trading Carlos Ruiz + another player (maybe Ortiz, Theriot, or one of my underperforming OFs).

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

remind me on yr draft strategy.

Just like I said -- I drafted a bunch of young, keep-able starting pitchers (and Johan Santana). Of course calling it a "strategy" is something of an offense to actual, thought-out strategies. IOW, I decided to do this on a whim, partway through the draft.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 23:06 (fifteen years ago)

Rumors are swirling that tagucci mane management has already lost the team. When reached for comment their embattled skipper said "the next guy who hits into a dp will be murdered. Also AJ Pierzynski sucks balls."

bnw, Thursday, 22 April 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)

talk about motivation

johnny crunch, Thursday, 22 April 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

my team is in the shitter. this is what I get for ignoring position players until its too late.

mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 22 April 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

Oy, my position-player bench currently consists wholly of gimps and minor league scrubs. Still, beats managing tagucci mane.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Thursday, 22 April 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

fantasy really is some garbage. so in that competitive league above i mentioned wanting Napoli off waivers. the night Jeff Mathis went down I got him as a free agent.

i'm watching Teix's cheap shot on Bobby Wilson and instead of damn that that sucks he got knocked the fuck out i was like HAPPY HAPPY 100% NAPOLI TIME. good thing they didn't pawn him off to the red sox.

sanskrit, Saturday, 24 April 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

wow. quite the lopsided trade going on!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)

eh -- classic buy low/sell high trade, no?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 April 2010 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

Right now I need saves way more than I need a 5th outfielder, but yeah, I realize there's a strong chance that I'll regret it in a few months!

biologically wrong (Z S), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

yup. there's also the keeper aspect to take into account.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

I would like to criticize the trade but I am in last place so what do I know.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

*head in hands*

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

*.gif*

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 01:16 (fifteen years ago)

it was your idea though. i wouldn't stress this shit too hard you might be getting 30+ saves and i'm dropping julio borbon 2 in six weeks.
these o-ranks don't mean shit.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

The defense: each of the 30 current closers in the MLB is owned by someone in our league, which means that just about everyone has at least 2 closers, and a few of us have 3-4 closers. *cue sad violin* I had one (the youthful Hoffman, who also has been sucking ass in his spare time), and I've been mired in last place in saves all season, with no real hope of ever gaining much. So my reasoning was that, even when Capps inevitably regresses, he'll still probably be good for 25+ saves or so, which will hopefully be enough to get me 6-7 points for saves instead of 1. Jones, on the other hand, is not worth 6-7 points for me. Of course, he may have been worth dozens of net points for me over the next 5 years. But I could get hit by a car next year and not be able to play fantasy baseball (the great passion of my life) anyway, so...

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

sorry i meant 30-32 saves for the whole year and i guess i got 7 of em. not trying to be disingenuous and it is the natinals. but last year could be an outlier and he beats a 2.50 era this time.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)

I feel sorry for whoever has Billy Wagner

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

and Hoffman...who just blew ANOTHER save by giving up a solo shot and a grand slam.

Shit man, shit.

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

and, uh, octavio dotel!

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:53 (fifteen years ago)

i will admit i don't think i value closers as much as the average guy. with all the cats you can be competitive in in our league - a closer will contribute to two: saves and sometimes strikeouts. a good closer can impact things like era or whip - but your average one will be average in those stats and not throw enough innings to really impact it much anyways. a lousy or volatile guy could manage to seriously fuck them up before he drops in value to zero. and it can happen to any pro athlete - you have it and suddenly you don't. but it happens way more often to closers. AND for every stopper that dies, one is born (admittedly having holds sort of makes grabbing a newly or soon-to-be minted one more troublesome).

for my money, i'd rather risk failing in a category for a year than lose a guy who could possibly contribute to a bunch for several years.

many xposts - i have wagner. what just happened?!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

oh. phew - i was worried he just proved me right. he's been fine so far this season tho.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

Nothing, the Braves are just so bad right now that he never gets a save opp. He's pitching right now for the first time in a week.

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

anyways. i can see the reasons for doing the trade. i'm relying on Wagner and Rauch for saves while Fowler and Reimold are killing me.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

wtf - i never even noticed the mf only has one! Rauch has been getting all my saves?! (including one tonight, yay)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:02 (fifteen years ago)

but anyways - sort of shows my expectations for the guys. as long as they don't napalm the pen, i'm happy.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

man, jimenez is fucking godlike so far this year

velko, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)

I know there's regression to come, but +59 points in three days is f'in SWEET.

― millions now zinging will never lol (WmC), Tuesday, April 20, 2010 9:33 PM (1 week ago)

lol / ;_;

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

"I know there's regression to come" is pretty much my motto, fantasy baseball or otherwise.

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 03:18 (fifteen years ago)

I'm first in ERA, first in SLG, second in AVG, and for most of the year I was near the top in RBI and R. You'd think that would make for a good team, with strong pitching and hitting across most categories. But you'd be wrong!

I seriously can't figure out WTF is up with my team.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 09:02 (fifteen years ago)

Well, I do understand a few things ... when Barry Zito is your best pitcher, then you've got a problem with your pitching staff. But on the plus side, best 21st round draft pick EVER!!!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 09:06 (fifteen years ago)

clearly saves is dragging your team down!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 14:06 (fifteen years ago)

I have ubaldo on my team and it still blooooooooooooooooooows. I have a perfect game and a no hitter on my resume too.

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

hah I am last in rbi, avg and slug.

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

Didn't realize an app was out. Now I can see my shitty team anywhere!!!

bnw, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

and Hoffman...who just blew ANOTHER save by giving up a solo shot and a grand slam.

Shit man, shit.

― biologically wrong (Z S), Tuesday, April 27, 2010 10:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

before looking up today's scores you might want to sit down with a stiff drink..

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

Hoffffffmaaaan!

FUCK, my only closer is 2009 brad lidge!

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

But Capps picked up his majors leading 10th save today so theres that.

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

I won't get him til Saturday, though, at which point he'll likely suffer an acute gonad explosion or something and be out for the season.

Actually, I'm just surprised the Nats have won 10 games!

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

lol xpost stole my joke

yeah i don't know what's more shocking, that it's April 28th and Matt Capps has ten saves or that it's April 28th and the Nationals have ten wins.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:16 (fifteen years ago)

I was really hoping that you'd also went for the acute gonad explosion joke

biologically wrong (Z S), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

speaking of bad jokes it's infuriating to own Justin Smoak (nice pick children of minaya)

every time he's mentioned in the press it's all "Smoak on the Water", "Smoak Monster", or "Smoak Get In Your Eyes".

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

Smoak and mirrors. Smoak fiend. Smoak signal. Smoaked salmon. Up in Smoak. Blowing Smoak up your ass.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

anyways - i did laff when i saw the Capps trade mainly because i'd picked him up as free agent in my other league 2 days earlier! FOR FREE!!!
;p

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

are you beating the other two guys in your league?

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

Haha in T Bone's league I picked up two blown saves from pitchers (one of whom I dropped this morning in favor of Capps [most likely just in time for HIS inevitable meltdown]) in the same game.

Antoine Joubert Singers (Andy K), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

yes, i am beating all 11 of them.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

I NEED A DAMN SECOND BASEMAN. SOMEONE OFFER ME A TRADE.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Thursday, 29 April 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

aaaagh fucking day games!

forgot to get Wainwright in the lineup until too late

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

I try to plan ahead as much as possible for thursdays and mondays which tend to cause havoc

mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 29 April 2010 20:15 (fifteen years ago)

the time has come for derrek lee to eat my bench, jerk

βΠψ (bnw), Thursday, 29 April 2010 21:31 (fifteen years ago)

Seriously guys, I need a 2bman -- I've got some scrub named Reid Brignac as my starter as of tomorrow!!!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

Trade proposed

biologically wrong (Z S), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

if you're just waiting for Roberts to get better - i think Brignac might do!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

yeah he's p good

ibaka flocka flame (J0rdan S.), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

i mean - he's on the Rays, which means he will at least compete for ROY!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 30 April 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

The Brainiac will be good. much better than the 1B,2B,3B shitbird i just picked up. Roberts and Beltran will be in a dead heat for gimpiest return.

sanskrit, Friday, 30 April 2010 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

I have a whole roster of (non-pitcher) shitbirds

mayor jingleberries, Friday, 30 April 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

Sweet jeebus, I shouldn't have made fun of ZS for his DL follies:

Joaquín Árias
(Tex - 2B) DL

Jacoby Ellsbury
(Bos - OF) DL

Brian Roberts
(Bal - 2B) DL

Ryan Madson
(Phi - RP) DL

J.P. Howell
(TB - RP) DL

(I am mulling the proposal, btw.)

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

join the DL follies club, it SUCKS

Jeff Francoeur (got hit by a pitch today and is now "out until at least after the weekend")
Brett Anderson SP (6-8 weeks, fuuuck)
Michael Wuertz RP
Brandon Webb SP (til late June, at best - this one was the worst because I had no clue he was injured when I drafted him, d'oh!)

biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:08 (fifteen years ago)

i was going to say Francoeur might be a blessing - but it looks like he's been doing alright. so far.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:20 (fifteen years ago)

quit jinxing!

biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

he's been waaaaaaay outperforming Carlos Lee and Adam Jones, that's for sure.

biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)

How did you not know Webb was injured? He was out for like five months last year!

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)

I didn't really follow baseball at all (except for the cardinals) for the past several years. And when I put together my draft spreadsheet for this season I just weighted several different projections for each player, all of which apparently assumed that he'd be ready near the beginning of the season.

biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

And even the Cardinals I barely followed, except for second half of last year.

biologically wrong (Z S), Saturday, 1 May 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

Webb was supposed to be ready at the beginning of the season! All throughout spring training they were saying that they expected him to pitch in April. And you drafted him in the later rounds so it wasn't a bad pick at all (I think I had him queued up to pick him myself but you beat me to it).

My team went crazy today, it might be the best day I've ever had -- 16 for 36 (.444 AVG, 1.167 SLG), 14 R, 7 HR, 14 RBI. Plus 2 QS and 2 W from the starters. My pitchers won't stop walking people though (10 K vs 6 BB) so my team K/BB will remain embarrassingly low for the foreseeable future.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 1 May 2010 06:21 (fifteen years ago)

wow! you jumped 18 points!!!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 1 May 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

And gained 29 points on the leaders!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

nice effort today chums

C	Ryan Doumit	x @LAD
1B Adam LaRoche x @ChC
2B Ian Stewart x @SF
OF Will Venable x Mil
OF Mark DeRosa x Col
BN Jason Kubel x @Cle
BN Jake Fox x @Tor
DL Manny Ramírez x Pit
DL Nelson Cruz x @Sea

sanskrit, Sunday, 2 May 2010 22:46 (fifteen years ago)

should have heeded the z_s anlyses, my pitching is disastrous!

altho 1st in taters iirc

johnny crunch, Sunday, 2 May 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

at least i *was* 1st in taters, this has been a lost wkend

johnny crunch, Sunday, 2 May 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

Dropping Soriano was not very well thought out on my part...it was too much to hope he'd sneak through waivers and I could grab him back.

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Monday, 3 May 2010 13:08 (fifteen years ago)

yeah who else put out claims on him? didnt think i had much of a chance then saw the damage he did sunday and knew i'd have no chance.

sanskrit, Monday, 3 May 2010 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

bnw got him. I had to make room for Kinsler coming off the DL, and for some reason thought Daric Barton was worth keeping.

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Monday, 3 May 2010 13:38 (fifteen years ago)

If only Justin Duchscherer's hip had given out a couple of days earlier.

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Monday, 3 May 2010 13:39 (fifteen years ago)

i put in a claim on him too (had to drop Lidge to do it). congrats bnw!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 3 May 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

the time has come for derrek lee to eat my bench, jerk

― βΠψ (bnw), Thursday, April 29, 2010 4:31 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

5 for 12 since then ^#$@!!$#@%

βΠψ (bnw), Monday, 3 May 2010 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i am back to 6 OF's again :/ also have 2 cubs and team is pretty terrible :(

βΠψ (bnw), Monday, 3 May 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

I put a claim on Soriano and lost, now I have Austin Kearns to the rescue ... =\

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 3 May 2010 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

My team went on the greatest three-day run I've ever had in fantasy baseball. These are like company softball team numbers. Andre Ethier is a golden god.

45/105 (.429 AVG), 30 R, 15 HR, 30 RBI, something like 1.000 SLG

It's almost enough to make me forget about Joe Mauer's injury :/

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 3 May 2010 18:36 (fifteen years ago)

I had a 1-day version of that in my non-ILBB league yesterday, +21.5 pts in a 10-team league, jumped from 6th to 2nd.

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Monday, 3 May 2010 18:39 (fifteen years ago)

offense is currently 11/20 but -3 nsb :<

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 01:18 (fifteen years ago)

Dud: getting your day's lineup set for one league and then forgetting to do the same for your other league, losing out on a really good day at the plate from some dude on the bench.

Dudder than Dud: doing a bunch of roster moves and thinking several moves ahead, and then forgetting to make lineup changes for that day in BOTH leagues.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)

Just curious, how do you guys deal with setting your lineup when one of your starting pitchers is facing 1 or more of your position players? Do you choose a side, like start the pitcher and bench the position players (or vice versa)? Do you hedge your bets and just start both? It seems like I always find myself watching an at bat where my it's bases loaded and my SP is throwing to Carlos Lee or something, and I'm disappointed no matter what the outcome of the play is.

party time! (Z S), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 00:28 (fifteen years ago)

I usually start both and don't realize the problem until it's "nice hit...ohhhh shiiii"

Grisly Addams (WmC), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

generally you need to pick a side and stick with your decision otherwise you're just encouraging those clubhouse cancers to lash out at your team.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

Alright, I've been trying to be patient, but FUCK YOU DAVID ORTIZ. FUCK. YOU.

party time! (Z S), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

yeah hes a disaster esp when we count gidps

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)

I would also say that he's disastrous in the key areas of batting average, slugging percentage, home runs, runs, RBIs, walks and net stolen bases.

Seriously though, I'm glad we don't track LOBs, because he is the absolute king of coming up with runners on 2B and 3B and striking out or grounding into a double play. That's like his main move. He did it twice tonight. Again.

party time! (Z S), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

It depends. If I had Tim Lince I would maybe sit my hitters, you know?

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

i don't treat it any differently than i would if i only had one of the two.
the problem is who to root for!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

I usually end up rooting for the pitcher if there are runners on scoring position, because adding 3 ER and maybe not getting a W is way worse on the pitcher's end than a hitter striking out and lowering the team batting average by a .001

party time! (Z S), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

hey! fuck you person who picked up Cecil just as I was going to grab him! you can go to hell!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)

i hope Cecil is merely good as opposed to amazing.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 03:13 (fifteen years ago)

I was all set to pick up Cecil yesterday but figured I had time to wait before somebody else (besides Thermo) would realize he's pitched really well in his last couple of starts. I figured I had to make too many difficult roster decisions (because of players that will be coming off the DL) without adding/dropping yet another player.

I always start both the hitter and the pitcher, except in more extreme cases (slumping hitter, completely unhittable pitcher). The hitter can go 2-4 with a run scored and not hurt your pitchers' line too much.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 06:17 (fifteen years ago)

we've underestimated our enemies.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

hey yall, i'd like some advice for my non-ilx fantasy league (i'll probably babble here)

my team (head to head) is doing really well -- first place by 4.5 games -- but i don't want to stand pat and watched my team get passed up by teams with streaking players or w/e

ANYWAY, even tho my team is currently mashing the ball (thanks mostly to ethier & my risky but prescient pick of heyward in the sixth round [non-keeper btw]), i'm feeling insecure about third base. atm i'm playing martin prado there & kelly johnson at second, with gordon beckham, my draft pick, lurking on the bench. i don't think that prado is a viable long term option at third base, and i would like to ride out kelly johnson & then eventually drop him.

so i'm considering offering kelly johnson & tulo (my ss) for chase headley & ben zobrist. the other dude would then (conceivably) move mark reynolds from first to third, and move berkman off his bench to first. right now zobrist is on his bench cuz his OF is stacked. anyway, would this be a fair deal? who do y'all think would be getting the worse end? is this just frivolous?

World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 May 2010 03:55 (fifteen years ago)

also

is there a site anyone uses that lists probables for the week, by day. espn runs a chart on mondays but i can never find it mid-week

World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 May 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

i think you get the worse end of that one. you're essentially trading home runs for steals, and you're buying high on headley since he's hitting a bit over his head still (.400 BABIP). kelly johnson's obviously a good sell-high candidate right now but i'd be looking to flip him for a better 3B than chase headley

ciderpress, Thursday, 6 May 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

word

i should get friends so i don't potentially ruin my fantasy team by concocting trades for 2 straight hours

World B. FAP (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 6 May 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

i traded heyward for john danks in my h2h league a couple weeks ago, thinking that i was selling high. amazingly, that might not be the case.

ciderpress, Thursday, 6 May 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno, Heyward came out in the 2nd last night with a strained groin. ;_;

Grisly Addams (WmC), Thursday, 6 May 2010 13:29 (fifteen years ago)

Berkman isn't exactly on fire right now either.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 6 May 2010 14:07 (fifteen years ago)

I've decided to go into rebuilding mode. I LOVE YOU, KEEPER FORMAT.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Thursday, 6 May 2010 15:24 (fifteen years ago)

All my good players/trade pieces are keepers already. =\

mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 6 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

cry of the keeper league: we will dominate in 2020!

βΠψ (bnw), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:16 (fifteen years ago)

maybe this a good time to talk about this predicament i'm in.

my last draft pick was Daniel Bard. he is 25 and keeper eligible.
except for the fact that i dropped him only to pick him up again a few weeks later. i maybe would not have thought too much about it except that i got a trade offer for him. i assumed that since he was picked up as a free agent (after drafting and dropping him) he was no longer keep eligible. the person offering me the trade pointed out that technically he should still be keeper eligible, as he was on my roster and i had drafted him originally (and therefore still keeper eligible if i were to trade Bard to him).

so, what do we think? i would be inclined to stick with my original assumption that the act of dropping him effectively eliminated him from keeper eligibility as his return to my roster was via free agency. but if the consensus is that drafting, dropping and then picking someone up again and still having them as a keeper is kosher, then obv i'd be fine with that.
as commish there a conflict of interest in this case for me, so i'm throwing the question to you guys.
i'll update the rules accordingly, since i guess they're not clear on that one situation.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

drop disqualifies imo. got to keep it simple or ppl like me will start crying.

βΠψ (bnw), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

To be fair, I didn't say that he should be keeper eligible, only that the rules were somewhat unclear on that point.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 May 2010 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

it was my interpretation that a drop made a player ineligible. if the player on the wire is ineligible to be kept for others, why would you be able to stash him there then dip back?

now with your predicament these two rules contradict each other

• for a player to be keep-eligible he must have been drafted on draft day by your team or traded to you by a team that drafted him. that means:
• free agent/waiver pick-ups cannot be kept

i don't really care either way though.

sanskrit, Thursday, 6 May 2010 21:33 (fifteen years ago)

Glad to see my star outfielder is totally fucking fired up about playing!


Astros left fielder Carlos Lee said he may retire when his contract expires after the 2012 season as he aims to devote more time to his family.
“I don’t know if I’m going to play after this contract,” said Lee. “I’m ready to go home.”

party time! (Z S), Friday, 7 May 2010 15:49 (fifteen years ago)

"Also, I haven't really been playing well this year and I know I'm a big disappoint to the Devastating Probes' offense", Lee added. "A good portion of his offense has been mediocre so far this year, but I'm supposed to be somewhat dependable and I'm just not cutting it. I am so, so sorry, Z S."

party time! (Z S), Friday, 7 May 2010 15:51 (fifteen years ago)

I also understood the keeper rules to mean that if a player is dropped for any reason then he is no longer keep-able.

Another way to look at it (on top of what people have already said) is that you might draft a guy who's expected to be in the minors most of the year (this year, anyway), in that case, you could drop him and not really have to worry about "losing" him, because there wouldn't be much incentive for another team to pick him up. It's sort of like gaining an extra roster spot.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 7 May 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

yes, exactly.
at any rate - i've added an extra line to the rules (on the yahoo ILBB homepage) to clarify things.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 7 May 2010 18:11 (fifteen years ago)

“I’m ready to go home.”

sounds like Cole Hamels in the postseason, amirite?

sanskrit, Friday, 7 May 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

It's kind of a drag that guys who come up from the minors as the season goes on aren't keepable unless they happened to be in the Yahoo database on draft day.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 7 May 2010 20:13 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, but that also makes draft day for next year more exciting than it would be, because there's always a fresh batch of young talent available.

party time! (Z S), Friday, 7 May 2010 20:14 (fifteen years ago)

ya. i'd love to be able to keep Chase Headly (if he keeps up the hitting) - i grabbed him as soon as he was dropped. but oh well.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 7 May 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

i think by virtue of being in last place & starting elvis andrus @ ss i should have first dibs on starlin castro -_-

J0rdan S., Friday, 7 May 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

Aaargh stupid Yahoo, apparently they don't care that I can't move Scott Baker off my bench for the second part of the day-night doubleheader because the day game has already started.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

Here is a list of players currently on our rosters who currently have 0 AB this season or 0 IP (excluding veterans):

Lars Anderson
Carlos Santana
Jesus Montero
Buster Posey
Pedro Alvarez
Michael Stanton
Madison Bumgarner
Stephen Strasburg
Aroldis Chapman

I think this is a fairly interesting list.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:00 (fifteen years ago)

weird - i was just thinking of checking out our league for just that!
it's basically a who's-who of minor league prospects.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

it'll be interesting to see who doesn't make it up at all this season (Anderson & Bumgarner would be my guesses)

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)

If Wellenmeyer doesn't get his shit together I could see Bumgarner coming up pretty soon.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

Disco Bumgarner

Andy K, Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

i thought he was having some serious problems - is that over?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:47 (fifteen years ago)

I don't know about over, but he's had two or more solid starts in a row.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:51 (fifteen years ago)

Doesn't look like it: 4.97 ERA, 29 IP, 33 H, 19 K, 10 BB.

xpost

Andy K, Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

iirc he had just lost all his velocity somehow?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 8 May 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

Fastball's back to the low 90s, apparently:

http://www.fresnobee.com/2010/05/02/1918897/bumgarners-arm-fuels-win-for-grizzlies.html

Andy K, Saturday, 8 May 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

Scuttlebutt was that he got married, and the Woman consumed all of his vital essence. (Actually, his sister died during/before spring training, and he's put together a couple solid starts lately.)

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 8 May 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

It'd be cool if Yahoo added a "records" section that would list out who holds the single day records for most home runs, strike outs, biggest jump in points in one day, best overall offensive week, etc. Not that I'd ever be on it (although the 12 runs I've got so far today are more than I've had in weeks!), but it's one of those things that could probably be added with virtually zero cost to Yahoo and would add value to the experience for users.

A lot of you have come here today with booing in your heart (Z S), Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

lars anderson probably isn't coming up this year unless the sox crash and burn and flip beltre at the deadline

dude is way overhyped anyway due to being a red sox prospect, brett wallace isn't on that list there and is a better prospect and more likely to make an impact sooner

ciderpress, Sunday, 9 May 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)

yeah next year's draft will still have some good prospects, bryce harper aside -- we missed on wallace, cris carter, dominic brown & a bunch of pitchers

J0rdan S., Sunday, 9 May 2010 03:23 (fifteen years ago)

and i dropped desmond jennings because i needed more roster space

ciderpress, Sunday, 9 May 2010 06:11 (fifteen years ago)

I dropped Wallace.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 9 May 2010 06:17 (fifteen years ago)

Last night my team gained 21 points and jumped from 10th place to 4th place. Last week I was in last place.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 9 May 2010 15:53 (fifteen years ago)

i also remember Michael Taylor getting dropped early into the season too.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 9 May 2010 16:27 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah I dont know why I still have Anderson either. My team sucks anyway so fuck it.

mayor jingleberries, Sunday, 9 May 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

One of these days I'm going to realize that I shouldn't start Gavin Floyd.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 9 May 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

my team is sinking like a stone. this is horrible!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 10 May 2010 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

Big jump for O Say Can You Siera today.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 10 May 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

i hate that team name, btw - damn you Barry!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 10 May 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

Both catchers -- Posada, Olivo -- had their games PPD tonight. Yankees and Rockies both play double-headers tomorrow and odds are pretty good that neither catcher will play both games.

Andy K, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)

I've been meaning to change my team name -- BP's SIERA stat isn't exactly burning up the airwaves so the (bad) joke is lost on everybody. I don't want to jinx the team when they're playing well though!

My 17.5 pt jump yesterday was an illusion. I just barely moved ahead of some other teams in some close-packed pitching categories. Zito screwed the pooch yesterday and only one pitcher will start during the next three days, so by the weekend I'm expecting to lose most of those gains.

The fact that my hitters are racking up offense like a team from 1999 transported into 2010 is helping to mask the fact that my pitching staff is in huge trouble in all the counting stat categories.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 09:47 (fifteen years ago)

remember the point swing is more subject to noise in april/may. jumps and losses will be filed down considerably in august.

yeah re: PPD i wanted to bench ian stewart against halladay but now have to keep him in if i want both halves of the doubleheader.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

doubleheaders count as 2 games tho, right (towards our game maximums)?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

Right

Andy K, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 18:15 (fifteen years ago)

Victor Martinez why do you suck so hard? Also looking at u Carlos Quentin..

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

WHY DID I BENCH OLIVO TODAY UGH

Andy K, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

i am very glad Holland work out for me last night! that could have backfired horribly.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 13 May 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

i was so dumbfounded yesterday, carlol zingbrano added hisanori takahashi like seconds b4 i tried to ¯\(°_o)/¯

we were both so disgusted w/ SP efforts (me, harden - him, brett cecil)...i settled on todd coffey in my blind rage

johnny crunch, Saturday, 15 May 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

offense is ballin out - 8 runs 6 hr 16 rbi tonite

johnny crunch, Sunday, 16 May 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

I named my team after Andre Ethier and he broke his finger during batting practice the next day. See, I told you guys that there would be bad karma if I changed my team name. I JINXED ANDRE ETHIER, THIS IS MY FAULT.

Anyway, Colon King/AC is a juggernaut and it's looking like we're all fighting for second place (although if you're Canadian, the Lightfoot Cup is still in play).

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 16 May 2010 08:57 (fifteen years ago)

30 pt lead on the 2nd place team makes me unreasonably angry --

a set of kagans daily will tighten up your gaydar (WmC), Sunday, 16 May 2010 13:33 (fifteen years ago)

Michael Saunders, Ike Davis, Starlin Catro, Brennan Boesch - which are for real and which will flame out? I picked them all up as I'm stuck with Jose Reyes and Victor Martinez riding the bench...

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Sunday, 16 May 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

hard to tell at this point but i feel better about davis and castro than the other 2

boesch wasn't even considered a great prospect coming into the year, for whatever that's worth. his minor league numbers through 2009 aren't very impressive.

saunders is a bit overhyped due to being the only legit hitting prospect in the mariners system.

ciderpress, Sunday, 16 May 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

30 pt lead on the 2nd place team makes me unreasonably angry --

― a set of kagans daily will tighten up your gaydar (WmC), Sunday, May 16, 2010 9:33 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Uh, sorry?

Over 120 games left?

It's fantasy baseball?

Andy K, Sunday, 16 May 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

I know, I know! I said it was unreasonable!

a set of kagans daily will tighten up your gaydar (WmC), Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:00 (fifteen years ago)

hard to tell at this point but i feel better about davis and castro than the other 2

Yeah, that's why I picked those guys up earlier in the week. I'm playing musical-left-fielders at the moment.

Castro is filling in for short but I just don't know what to do with Reyes. And I grabbed John Buck at catcher until V-Mart comes around. Should I just try to unload those two now?

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

Picked up Boesch a couple weeks ago as a last man off the bench. Extremely hot at the moment, obviously, but probably a poor man's Jason Kubel.

Andy K, Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

Even if I were Canadian, I'd be out of the Lightfoot running. :(

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 16 May 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

whereas i am loosing to a team that began the year with Edwin Encarnacion as it's starting 3b!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 16 May 2010 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

OK, so you've won a couple or more seasons. You've got an approach that works well, along with great sites for getting tips.

Spill it!

This is my third year - first year I finished 3rd in a 12 team H2H league, last year 6th as a few of my drafted starters flamed out and I went on a starting pitching rollercoaster. This year my pitching is the best in the league but my hitters have been wildly inconsistent.

So what's yer trick to winning?

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Monday, 17 May 2010 12:00 (fifteen years ago)

i don't think anyone here is boasting about winning!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 May 2010 16:04 (fifteen years ago)

Well, that'd explain the silence. Or else they're hoarding their secret FB winning techniques!

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Monday, 17 May 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

Im sinking like a stone. All of my draft gambles have turned into complete busts.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 17 May 2010 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

i'm ok overall. my draft gambles could not be going any more wrong - but the guys i've added are doing well enough that i'm wishing there was a way i could keep them.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

I'm fairly happy with my team. I don't really have a technique: I just grab guys I like.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I drafted somewhat poorly but did alright initially but my guys have stopped hitting. I get stuck on guys - i.e. Colby Ramus, keep or drop?

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

When it comes to guys like Rasmus (or Chapman *cough*), it's a good idea to see if anyone wants to trade for them before dropping them since dropping them destroys their keeperability.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:10 (fifteen years ago)

I'm frustrated by the fact that with 16 teams, most real quality is gone by the end of the draft, and it's hard to make real, substantive improvements via free agent pickups. In my other league (10 teams), I've picked up Marlon Byrd, James Loney, Juan Uribe and Jose Bautista just in the last week, not to mention Livan Hernandez for a spot start (that one didn't work out).

Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

xp yea i didnt think of that re: chapman. i shouldve put feelers out there 4 a trade like last wk

johnny crunch, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

i prefer the way it is in our league. i'm in another smaller league too - and i sort of wonder what the point is with so much talent available that's comparable with guys that are already on teams. with 16 teams you're rewarded much more for spotting talent. since the draft i was able to pick up Gardner, Headly, Freese (since dropped), Aviles and Derek Holland (who's only pitching his 2nd game tonight - but i have high hopes, he killed in his 1st start).

xpost - was surprised to see you cut him lose!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

i mean - i *still* have Riemold and Fowler riding the pine.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

if somebody picks up aroldis than he ceases to become a keeper right?

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

tbh im not really concerned at all w/ keepers, ive already dropped 9 draftees - its likely something close to my top-5 picks will be the keepers

johnny crunch, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

what if i were to drop a keeper of my own?

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

doesnt work, i dont think ~ didnt we talk abt this recently?

johnny crunch, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

ok

J0rdan S., Monday, 17 May 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

yes. the rules are all on the yahoo ILBB mainpage - including what was discussed upthread about dropping players.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

The 16-team league just shows me how bad I am at spotting rising FA talent before it's snatched up by someone else. I think I'm a lot better at bench management (sort of confirmed by the fact that I've been in or around 1st place in the small league for a few weeks now).

Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

nice - me too!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 17 May 2010 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

the only other player whose been contributing to my shitty ass team has been dl'd. thank u travis snider.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 17 May 2010 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

I also prefer deeper leagues. In 2005, the ILBB league had 20 teams, one (or maybe two?) DL spots, and a limited number of roster moves (40?). It kind of sucked because once injuries started piling up (ahem) then it was nearly impossible to plug the holes. With more bench room and unlimited roster moves, then you can be more creative in managing your roster.

I'm frustrated by the fact that with 16 teams, most real quality is gone by the end of the draft, and it's hard to make real, substantive improvements via free agent pickups.

Tyler Clippard, Daniel Bard, Barry Zito, and Marlon Byrd were all drafted in the 22nd round of our draft. Matt Capps and Kevin Gregg are leading their leagues in saves and were drafted in the 19th and 20th rounds respectively. There's always talent available at the end of every draft! Most of the time there's a lot of luck involved with those picks panning out, but IMO it's all the more reason to not completely waste those late picks.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 17 May 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)

yes. the rules are all on the yahoo ILBB mainpage - including what was discussed upthread about dropping players.

Well I don't want to be penalized for something I didn't want to read.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

Sorry, I was trying to be a difficult loser. Instead, I am just an easy loser.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:01 (fifteen years ago)

I also prefer deeper leagues.

i'm in a 12 team league that's been around for fifteen years, fairly expert folks, deep benches yet i still feel like a couple people are grinding the wire ADD video game style.
the 16 team setup here is pretty good. streaming is not an option.

even so i'm thinking next year trying to connect with a good old timer roto league with weekly moves. it would probably be more enjoyable putting together strategic moves on a sunday evening and dropping a free agent bid rather than this l@@k updates always on shit.

sanskrit, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

Tonight's plan: buy darts. Print out picture of Trevor Hoffman. Tape Hoffman pic on the wall. Throw darts at Trevor Hoffman. God DAMMIT, this fucking guy.

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

He throws like he's 42 or something

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

my plan: dereck lee + burning raft + lake michigan

bee en u_u (bnw), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

I've finally rid myself of Hoffman's presence. I think that while I had him he blew 5 saves and only picked up 2. Sheeeeeesh

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 22:25 (fifteen years ago)

Net Saves, figured the same way as Net Stolen Bases, would cause a lot of screaming. The crazy ERA/WHIP numbers are bad enough.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

Speaking of NSB, for a "speed guy" Nyjer Morgan has been really fucking disappointing. In 2009 he stole 42 stolen bases and was caught 17 times, for 25 NSB. This year? 8 stolen bases, 8 times caught stealing.

ugg boots

However, this bad news is offset somewhat by the news that Zambrano should be back in the rotation within a couple weeks.

it makes sense......................................does it to you? (Z S), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

i seriously love nsb guys.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

so awesome.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:47 (fifteen years ago)

and wtf - Zambrano is good news? you poor lad.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

WmC, I might have the pitching you're looking for.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 20 May 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)

holy shit @ anal kent

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

seriously deserving of an award, that one!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

that ones old school from the i.g. bermanisms. Lee probably stole it. I don't trust his kind (giants fans).

|8 l) u_u (bnw), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

i still say randy wolf eyes every time he pitches

sanskrit, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

I thought it was an accurate description of how my team was doing.

And step off, bnw, I let my team do my talking.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:39 (fifteen years ago)

... you *are* Children of Minaya, right?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

no that's me \(o_O)/

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:40 (fifteen years ago)

Well then I hope bnw is Jhoulys yr daddy?!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

ha no I am tagucci mane, slowly crawling into mediocrity

|8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:47 (fifteen years ago)

uh no I am jhoulys.

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

I need to change my team name to signify my slow descent to last place

mayor jingleberries, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

yahoo gives you extra points for changing team name a lot

sanskrit, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

So THAT (or the fact that most of my roster is in a deep slump/regression phase) explains why my 30-point lead has almost completely vanished.

Andy K, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 20:32 (fifteen years ago)

bnw is right, btw.

I should not have gone toe-to-toe against bnw, he is a Cardinal fan ergo one of the Greatest Fans in Baseball.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Thursday, 27 May 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

MEM DAY WKEND, THE BEST PLAYERS:

ubaldo
miggy
longoria
vlad
braun
morneau
cano
rios
wainwright
ethier

johnny crunch, Saturday, 29 May 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

also, proof that wins is a counting stat iirc - im 1st in wins, dead last in era/whip/kperbb

johnny crunch, Saturday, 29 May 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

Where did you get the list of best players from?

fuck it we're going to Applebee's® (Z S), Saturday, 29 May 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

sort all players by Rank (not o-Rank)

ciderpress, Saturday, 29 May 2010 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

Starting to irk me to have both Dempster and Wainwright -- today is the 3rd or 4th time they've started against each other this season. At least they usually both get a QS. Oh well, that's what I get for forgetting what division people play in at draft time.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

yea thats a hard thing to acct for - im in an AL-only league and my SPs go against each other all the dam time

johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

Last place will soon be mine!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 30 May 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

For which I should be rewarded the rights to Bryce Harper.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 30 May 2010 18:41 (fifteen years ago)

I should not have gone toe-to-toe against bnw, he is a Cardinal fan ergo one of the Greatest Fans in Baseball.

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, May 26, 2010 8:37 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

ha, sorry bro, anal kent is all you.

|8 l) u_u (bnw), Sunday, 30 May 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

i am so fucked. my team is totally fucked. fuck.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)

trap goin hamels = a++

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:07 (fifteen years ago)

NEW LEADER!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 13 June 2010 10:11 (fifteen years ago)

(not me)

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 13 June 2010 10:11 (fifteen years ago)

I'm in freefall

Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 13 June 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)

Colon/King falls to third! Wow.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 13 June 2010 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

Back in first at the moment.

Andy K, Sunday, 13 June 2010 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

One consequence of all the team name changes is that I now have pretty much no idea who is running which team. I was going to do a mid-year recap of how teams are doing compared to my projections before the season, but I'm going to need some sort of cross-walk!

fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Sunday, 13 June 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

btw I have no idea how I managed to crawl up to 4th place with Nyjer Morgan as one of my regular starting outfielders. I a guy whose main +attribute is his "speed", he's really sucked ass this year. I think he's been caught stealing more than he's been successful, and it wouldn't be surprising if they just stopped giving him the green light soon.

fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Sunday, 13 June 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

btw would anyone like to trade me some hot young thang prospect for Nyjer Morgan, he's really fast

fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Sunday, 13 June 2010 19:46 (fifteen years ago)

J-Hey keeps crapping up my NSB numbers -- another -1 today.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 13 June 2010 19:51 (fifteen years ago)

I like how when we did non-keeper leagues in years past, I kept placing in the top 3/4. Now, the second we keep, I'm challenging for last place.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 13 June 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

It's a long season, though. I've been fluctuating between 6th-12th place all year, except for this recent vacation to 4th

fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Sunday, 13 June 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

What the! My team hit 7 dingers today! None coming from Carlos Pena!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 13 June 2010 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

NEW LEADER!

yeah i wouldn't read too much into that. in just one day i think i've already regressed.

It's a long season

sanskrit, Monday, 14 June 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

Lilly + Hamels + King Felix, last night = 14 pt jump!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 June 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

I like how when we did non-keeper leagues in years past, I kept placing in the top 3/4. Now, the second we keep, I'm challenging for last place.

Pls don't step. I have last place locked down.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 14 June 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

seeings as how we haven't even kept anybody yet, i'm not sure this is a viable excuse!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

maybe the coaching staff needs a shake-up?!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 14 June 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

Braun and Wright are clubhouse cancers. You should trade them to me for prospects.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 14 June 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

I think every single one of my draft day gambles has been a huge bust. Chone Figgins lol.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 14 June 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

Weiters, Fowler and Reimold have all been big time busts for me.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

Braun and Wright are clubhouse cancers. You should trade them to me for prospects.

After my 12 point jump (into 3-way tie for 11th!!), I am in the market for veteran leadership.

Pls don't step. I have last place locked down.

So you do. Gunning for the Bryce Harper Sweepstakes, I take it?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 01:32 (fifteen years ago)

I can't complain much about the keeper-eligible guys I drafted. It's looking like this Strasburg kid might pan out.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 08:52 (fifteen years ago)

never heard of him.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

hah do I get the number one pick next year?

If anyone wants to trade me some keepers for any of the garbage on my team, let me know. Ubaldo is off limits of coz.

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 16:33 (fifteen years ago)

I think our draft order should def be determined by the previous year's performance! After, of course, we devise some needlessly complicated NBA lottery-style formula to guard against deliberate tanking.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

epic performance tonight so far: 0 for 18 w/ 3 errors

|8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)

ha, I figured without looking that you own Derrek Lee, who managed to ruin my man Zambrano's game in the process

fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

I have to stop playing him. Its not right that i should share the cubs misery.

|8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 03:00 (fifteen years ago)

I think our draft order should def be determined by the previous year's performance! After, of course, we devise some needlessly complicated NBA lottery-style formula to guard against deliberate tanking.

i was thinking of assigning a series of crickets numbers in relation to each team participating - and then basing the draft order on the order in which my pet chameleon eats them. it will be broadcast live on mlb.com

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 16 June 2010 03:42 (fifteen years ago)

^^ would watch.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 03:44 (fifteen years ago)

I thought of another really simple, easy addition Yahoo could add to their fantasy baseball interface. It would be nice if you could see your team's overall points over the course of the season plotted out as a line chart, with indicators showing where trades were made or when players were placed or activated from the DL, in order to see the impact that a trade or injury had on your team. Sometimes after a big trade it's tough to tell how much it hurt or helped your team because of statistical noise, but over the course of the season I think you could see some trends.

Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Friday, 18 June 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

And I still think that the easiest thing of all to add would be a simple Records tab displaying stuff like who had the most home runs in a single day, who dropped the most points in a day or week, etc

Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Friday, 18 June 2010 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

I like the way you think.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 18 June 2010 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

While I'm on a roll, one more simple thing to add: an option to turn on an email alert that would let you know if you were starting a player who was marked as being benched that day, or if you were benching a SP that was starting that day.

Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Friday, 18 June 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)

Z S all good points. i don't know if Bloomberg's fantasy tools (i haven't checked them out) offer this, but at some point someone will make a real time visual chart of running player performance. you would think FanGraphs would have some fucking graphs beyond win probability.. i'd imagine they would be really noisy day to day overall rank but have some sort of running average

http://www.themoneyextreme.com/images/stochastic_oscillator.gif

as useful as a visualization might be at some point you're no long thinking baseball you're currency trading looking for delta neutral straddles and not making a lick of money. unless you win your league's $600 pot and divided by time investment make less per hour then a bangladeshi orphan stitching Nikes.

the email alert makes a ton of sense considering how much yahoo/espn are into engagement and any chance to serve you an ad. i guess in a year or two there will be an online tool to auto update your dudes to the bench when they're not playing. there must/will be an app for that.

sanskrit, Saturday, 19 June 2010 02:16 (fifteen years ago)

i have a friend who used to do the coding for a certain defunct fantasy baseball site and he's been wondering aloud about trying to do his own (which i told him would be super tough with how good yahoo's is). but there's some good ideas up there that he certainly could give a run at. imma bring it up with him tonight!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 19 June 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)

ha, that's funny, I was just thinking about how if I had a spare $2 million under my couch cushion I would try to start a kickass fantasy baseball startup!

Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Saturday, 19 June 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

well, it's what B0d0g did and they couldn't hold a candle to yahoo!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 19 June 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

If I had a spare $2M, I'd quit my job, but that's just me.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

i would bang two million dollar hookers.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

two million $1-hookers?

Grisly Addams (WmC), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

banging 2 million $1 hookers may lead to pain or burning when urinating. Yellowish and sometimes bloody discharge from the penis or vagina. Small red bumps, blisters, or open sores on the penis, vagina, or areas close by. Also, vaginal discharge in women. Fever, headache, and muscle aches. Pain when urinating. Itching, burning, or swollen glands in genital area. Pain in legs, buttocks, or genital area. Symptoms may go away and then come back. Some people may have no symptoms. Mild fever. Headache and muscle aches, joint pain. Tiredness. Loss of appetite. Nausea and vomiting. Dark-colored urine and pale bowel movements. Stomach pain. Skin and whites of eyes turning yellow (jaundice). There is no cure.

Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

i hate you people.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 19 June 2010 21:14 (fifteen years ago)

Hopefully this will display properly. My pitchers seem to get quality starts pretty often, but not wins (due to low run support). Or at least, that's what I thought was happening. So I put together a quick little spreadsheet showing Wins, QS, and QS/Wins for each team. I've arranged them in order of QS/Wins, highest to lowest, below.


Team Wins QS QS/Wins
Jhoulys yr daddy? 46 42 1.095238095
Young Hee-Sop Fables 43 41 1.048780488
trap goin' hamels 40 41 0.975609756
Kneel Before ZAUN! 38 41 0.926829268
tagucci mane 33 38 0.868421053
Dying Qualls 33 38 0.868421053
Umpire Weekend 36 42 0.857142857
googlenyjer~findilbb 40 47 0.85106383
Impatient Youth 35 42 0.833333333
Children of Minaya 35 42 0.833333333
carlol zingbrano 42 53 0.79245283
Drop the Callaspo 38 48 0.791666667
Andre's Wallbangers 40 51 0.784313725
Devastating Probes 35 45 0.777777778
Anal Kent 21 33 0.636363636
Colon/King AC 31 51 0.607843137

It's not perfect, of course, because some teams will have inflated wins because they have more middle relief dudes or maybe more closers that get lucky with a Win every once in a while. But in theory, this should show whose quality starts are being supported by runs (and thus, wins) and who is getting screwed.

Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Sunday, 20 June 2010 20:38 (fifteen years ago)

I guess one interesting thing there is that Colon/King AC should actually be even MORE in first place than he already is. Let's see how many more points he should have for wins...

Our league average QS/Wins rate is roughly 0.85
Colon/King AC has 51 Quality Starts.
51 QS x 0.85 = 43 Wins (Meaning, if his quality starts were backed up by average run support, he'd have 43 wins, not his current 31)

His 31 wins currently place him at 15th place (2 points)
At 43 wins, he would instead be tied for 2nd place (14.5 points)
So, with average run support he'd have 12.5 more points than he currently does (210 points instead of 197.5)

Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Sunday, 20 June 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

In the other direction, Young Hee-Sop Fables has benefited from above-average run support, and would drop to 35 Wins with leage average support, and 9 points in the standings.

Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Sunday, 20 June 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

Dying Qualls,

+20.5 yesterday

johnny crunch, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:00 (fifteen years ago)

nearly more outrageous than the pickup of bruce chen

johnny crunch, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:01 (fifteen years ago)

I can't even remember the last time that my offense had a good day. Can't complain about the pitching right now though.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

Dying Qualls +20.5 yesterday

I reckon i'll be in 1st by the end of the week!

francisF, Monday, 21 June 2010 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

Leading the league in wins and quality starts, and sucking ginornous ass in every other category.

Thats how I roll, sons.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 21 June 2010 16:25 (fifteen years ago)

the biggest anchor around my team right now is being in the basement in HR, SLG and RBI

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 21 June 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

I find it kind of disheartening and amusing that I'm last place in walks. Clearly I am the Mike Scioscia of our league.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 21 June 2010 17:09 (fifteen years ago)

i'm surprised how many teams are carrying 6+ starters. i might consider lowering the max IP next year.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 21 June 2010 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

I have 200 fewer IP than the person in 1st in that stat

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 21 June 2010 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

i carry extra SPs so that i can sit guys who are pitching against the BOSes and NYYs of the world, and still hit the innings cap for the season (though i'm way under it right now due to being lazy with roster management)

ciderpress, Monday, 21 June 2010 22:14 (fifteen years ago)

I carry extra SPs because I am trying (and failing) to catch up to the max IP.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 21 June 2010 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

i carry extra SP because my father carried extra SP and his father's father carried extra SP.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

seriously tho - that number is coming down next year.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 01:52 (fifteen years ago)

isn't that number about 9*162 by default? seems silly for us to get fewer innings than the amount pitched by an actual baseball team in a season

ciderpress, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 04:34 (fifteen years ago)

Uh, yah, aren't these 6-SP-carrying mopes just going to hit the max IP earlie?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

yes. except that doesn't seem likely to happen.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 07:10 (fifteen years ago)

What's wrong with carrying 6+ SP? As long as we have counting stat categories like W's, K's, and QS's, then obv people are going to carry as many starters as they can without going over the IP limit.

If you're only realizing now that you could have carried six or seven SP without hitting 1400 IP, then I don't know what to tell you.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 08:04 (fifteen years ago)

24 pitching staffs threw over our league limit (equal to that of a team with 33 road losses and no extra-inning games) last season.

I'm fine with it.

Andy K, Tuesday, 22 June 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago)

and a MLB ball club carries 7 guys in the bullpen. i do not want a fantasy team with 5-6 set up guys! sweet jesus just think about that!
if we take away 2 or 3 guys from the pen i'd wager we'd be seeing pretty lower IP numbers.

anyways, if you guys like it at 1425 then we can keep it like that, i'm fine either way.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 24 June 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)

i'm actually surprised at the reaction tbh!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 24 June 2010 05:26 (fifteen years ago)

dont care either way, but surprised too. iirc only gear and one other dude hit the ip max last year

sanskrit, Thursday, 24 June 2010 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

ouch @ johnny leaving Edwin on the bench!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 26 June 2010 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

argle bargle wtf doesn't MadBum have SP eligibility? also Thermo, middle finger:

and a MLB ball club carries 7 guys in the bullpen. i do not want a fantasy team with 5-6 set up guys! sweet jesus just think about that!

As of now, I have 7 active SP (well 6 because of the Bumgarner idiocy) plus 5 middle relief, and last in most pitching categories.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 26 June 2010 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

xp yeah ;_; im still projecting @ over the innings limit so it seemed like a reasonable benching WHOOPS

johnny crunch, Saturday, 26 June 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

Zambrano, I gave you way too many chances, probably just because your last name starts with a Z, but I suppose our time together is over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-qc3TwxJhs

RIP

Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Saturday, 26 June 2010 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

lol

btw fuck my team

bnw, Saturday, 26 June 2010 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

ugh, strange box score from SP Ian Kennedy today:

5.1 IP, 2 H, 4 ER, 9 BB, 7 K

Come along, we shall dine at an expensive French restaurant. (Z S), Saturday, 26 June 2010 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

Blame Edwin.

Andy K, Saturday, 26 June 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

When will Bumgarner get SP eligibility? Is it 10IP?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

http://i48.tinypic.com/2d764aw.jpg

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 July 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)

WHOOPS WRONG ONE

http://i49.tinypic.com/20ivwq8.png

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 July 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

clippard is a trainwreck right now

hell hath no furry (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 4 July 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

Can we blame Yovani Gallardo's oblique strain on Als-E6 Escobar?

Andy K, Monday, 5 July 2010 02:49 (fifteen years ago)

First place whoop whoooop

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 5 July 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

anyone have a spare 3B they might be willing to deal?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

If you're desperate enough to go Wigginton for Moylan, yeah.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 9 July 2010 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

i just very well maybe. Cantu is in some kind of horrible hitting death spiral.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 July 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

If you think he'll be worth anything in the future, I'd also be willing to trade José Lopez for Moylan and you'd have him available as a keeper for next year. He'll be 27 next opening day.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

that actually sounds worse!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 July 2010 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, he's terrible this year, but I'm keeping him around in case all my other keepers die in a plane crash.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Friday, 9 July 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)

Man, I'm slumping like a stack of bologna hanging on a clothesline on a hot day. Every night I cross my fingers and check the stats, and end up with .198/.254/.265, 2 RBIs, 1 GIDB, an ERA over 8.00 and a blown save.

1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Saturday, 10 July 2010 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

Back in the 50th percentile!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:04 (fifteen years ago)

neeeeeeerrd post

Uh, whoa dudes. Have any of you seen this?

http://developer.yahoo.com/fantasysports/

Here's a fangraphs post describing it:


The Fantasy Sports API, announced on June 2, 2010, appears to be the only published and freely available API of its kind on the web. Currently baseball and football are included in the API, with basketball and hockey coming later in the year. From here we’ll take it FAQ-style.

What is an API?
In a general sense, an API (Application Programming Interface) is a piece of software that exposes functionality for other software to leverage or integrate. More specific to the web realm, APIs allow sites and applications to retrieve and post data from external services. APIs are the glue that holds Web 2.0 together: mashup sites that incorporate a live Twitter feed or Google Map, buttons that let you “like” a blog post on Facebook, and similar things are all taking advantage of APIs.

So what does the Yahoo Fantasy Sports API do then?

In a nutshell, this API fulfills requests for information with structured data responses. So, if your app wants to know what Barry Zito did in a specific game, or the draft results of a fantasy team, it makes a call out to Yahoo’s API, and gets the requested data back in either an xml or json response. The data in either response format is the same and structured the same way, but have different uses. Xml is a markup language and superset of html, while json is an object notation designed for use with Javascript, but that can be decoded by any popular programming language. The Fantasy Sports API is primarily a read-only tool at this point, but there is an API call post transactions to a team as well.

This probably won't be all that astounding this year, but (MARK MY WORDS, INTERNET) one day this might kick ass. The description of APIs above is kinda misleading because it mainly mentions social networking tools like twitter, facebook, etc. But the real potential of APIs, at least in the context of fantasy baseball, is that you could use them to link up something like Yahoo Fantasy Baseball to something like baseball-reference or fangraphs and set up queries that would automatically tell you stuff like a certain player's stats against the project SP for the other team, their batting average over the last two weeks, etc, and help you come up with an ideal lineup. (those are really lame examples, but really the possibilities are pretty open-ended and a computer whiz baseball fan could easily develop pre-set search/queries that would blow socks off)

You can already do some of these kinds of things within Yahoo in a really primitive fashion (like, click through "split stats" tabs to check out Jose Reyes, or the little "match-up" stars that are totally useless), or you can use sites like rotowire to do some laborious statchecking before setting up a lineup. But the idea is that if you have an API on Yahoo, along with APIs on other sites like B-R and the like (which I don't think are developed yet, which is gonna be the bottleneck atm), then all the nerrrdy programming stuff can be done by others, and all the end user sees is this nice clean little interface on Yahoo that says "Detailed Line-up Analysis" or something, you press the button, and it gives you a recommended line-up based off of whatever list of variables you want to include, and drawing off of the sabermetric information contained in whatever database you prefer.
/nerrrrrrrd

1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:23 (fifteen years ago)

Of course, the downside would be that the mechanical joy of looking at your line-up and making some gut-level choices each day would be replaced by pressing the "Consult Your Computer Overlords" button and then deciding whether or not you think you're smarter than Statistics.

And also, I bet the "Consult Your Computer Overlords" button would cost like $49 a season or something.

Shit dudes, we gotta stop this API train before it turns into The Matrix!

1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Saturday, 10 July 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

neeeeeeerrd post

You post on an internet message board, this goes without saying.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 10 July 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

Non-nerds post on non-internet message boards.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

nascar message boards.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

Honestly, though, I might try my hand at some of this "Web 2.0" stuff if I can find the time.

/nerrrrrrrd

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:40 (fifteen years ago)

dito.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:57 (fifteen years ago)

Barry Dito?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 10 July 2010 19:58 (fifteen years ago)

What happened to Team Colon/King AC in the last few weeks? It's weird to not see that at the top of the standings anymore.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

is that like trash talk-lite or..? ur the one in first right?

ur offense is stacked. feel like if a team has say 2 of the AL best hitters, it has gotta good shot at first. u basically have 3 right now w/ crawford, hamilton & vlad

johnny crunch, Monday, 12 July 2010 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

Oh I didn't mean it as trash talk, but yeah I guess I'm in first at the moment so I should shaddup.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 12 July 2010 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

What happened to Team Colon/King AC in the last few weeks? It's weird to not see that at the top of the standings anymore.

Ricky Romero

Andy K, Monday, 12 July 2010 18:03 (fifteen years ago)

Blew my mind yesterday to see that ALL STAR UTILITY SUPERMAN OMAR INFANTE was available as a FA yesterday, esp since Thermo needed a 3B.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Monday, 12 July 2010 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

yes. with one caveat tho - must not drag down my slg%!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 12 July 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

I must say that I'm happy with how my pitchers rebounded from being pathetic in most peripheral stats (when their K/BB is less than my weight, it's bad) and became pretty strong across the board. When your #7 starter is Chad Billingsley, things are looking up.

If my hitters can remember how hitting is supposed to work then my ceiling might be better than the 2008-9 Blue Jays (all pitch, no hit, 4th place behind the real powerhouse teams).

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 12 July 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

will - i haven't fotgoten about Wigginton; am just waiting to hear back from Zingbrano abt a trade offer before i make any other offers.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 00:53 (fifteen years ago)

no worries

Grisly Addams (WmC), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

Ortiz's homers from last night count toward my stats because he won, right?

1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

I believe that's in the fine print somewhere

1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

He's no doubt hoping they will help him land a multiple-year contract.

Andy K, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

It was nice to see him win last night, though, and I hope he has a crazy good second half.

1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 14:55 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ stats showing up today's stat-tracker.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 03:15 (fifteen years ago)

i got 18 hrs from ortiz' derby win last night

sanskrit, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

1/28, .036 AVG

ahem.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1967 Dragnet episode (Z S), Thursday, 22 July 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

Hey, at least your teams has more than 5 saves.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

jack cust is the #1 ranked player for the past wk fyi

johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 July 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

Quiet, you.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 25 July 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

On my bench today: BJ Upton, 3/4, 3 SB.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)

benching him is nothing to be ashamed of.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:04 (fifteen years ago)

I suppose there's worse -- I could be the manager of Umpire Weekend.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:11 (fifteen years ago)

oh snap
daaaaang

"goof proof cooking, I love it!" (Z S), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)

that's a real nice team you got there, Leee. would be a real shame if your keeper list were to get accidentally mixed up/lost before the 2011 draft.
real shame.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)

You are the greatest, Thermo!

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:38 (fifteen years ago)

Note to self: don't crack on the Commissioner.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)

However:

that's a real nice team you got there, Leee.

This is false, I don't have a nice team!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 04:47 (fifteen years ago)

well could be worse... oh wait – you just picked up Lyle Overbay. nevermind.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 August 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)

If you are considering dropping someone who is keeper-eligible (unlike Youkilis, but he's an example of someone who would get dropped) in the next two weeks, you should really try to trade them instead of just letting them go to the free agency pool.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Friday, 6 August 2010 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

this is more of a glorping other leagues post but i couldn't drop youkilis elsewhere because of the can't cut list. that's like if you're in a bar league or w/ strangers to prevent some dude dropping miguel cabrera for $20 or to troll the league. kind of annoying my DL was already past max and he was burning a spot. i guess they changed it this morning after so many complaints.

also on friday i benched jeff niemann for tomorrow's start as i had a hunch the blue jays would go on an offensive tear this weekend. i guess i was off by a day, he's still benched and he will probably no hit em.

sanskrit, Sunday, 8 August 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I think the Can't Cut List is one of the dumbest features of fantasy baseball.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Sunday, 8 August 2010 01:22 (fifteen years ago)

if you have a really awesome commissioner he could've just yank Youk off your team for you.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 8 August 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)

with his powerful voodoo.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 8 August 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)

*yanked Youk

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 8 August 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)

Trade deadline is coming and I am still in last. Anyone not a keeper on my team is available.

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 9 August 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

wow dude. your team is in some serious rough shape!

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 9 August 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

every gamble on position players I took was a total failure. I also dont think I had the right strategy at all with pitching..

mayor jingleberries, Monday, 9 August 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

drop the callaspo can i get a polite refusal or acknowledgment the yahoo msg doohickey thing worked?

sanskrit, Monday, 9 August 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)

Oh sorry. Yeah, I definitely put Posey on the block a long time ago and will be removing him.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

i'm trying to sell high on him in my other league!

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 9 August 2010 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

therm what are you looking to get?

sanskrit, Monday, 9 August 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

this is in my non-ilx league. hopefully i can upgrade at SS or maybe a starter. i'm in 3rd and either might help me regain 1st. but whatevs - there's worse things than having Posey as your C/UTL.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 9 August 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

I basically would only trade him for a superstar player at this point. I am fairly smitten.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 9 August 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

i have a Yunel/Theriot situation at SS right now that has needed addressing for a while. but ya, looking for some undeniable talent back.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

trying for Tulo as we speak.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

Not that I need it, but Ellsbury with 4 SBs tonight!

Leee, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)

so someone else has offered me HanRam for McCann and Yunel Escobar. think i might do this one if the Tulo offer gets shot down.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

i assume it's a keeper league?

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

if so you should do that in a heartbeat

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

nope. you guys are my only keepers! <3

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

oh... if it's for this year then i would probably stick with who you've got -- mccann has been crushing the ball since the beginning of july

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 August 2010 19:52 (fifteen years ago)

I would probably make the trade depending on who your backup catcher is.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)

Posey!

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

Posey + Hanley > McCann + Escobar, for sure.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

Although I guess it also depends on who would replace Posey at 1B or Util or wherever you're playing him. (I gotta assume you're playing him somewhere.)

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:01 (fifteen years ago)

WHERE MY FUCKKIN DEADLINE HIJINKS?

sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

SOMEONE MAKE A POWER GRAB

sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

i gots Fielder at 1st

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

oh if you have posey than you should def make that trade

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 10 August 2010 22:43 (fifteen years ago)

felix pie is carrying my team

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

bah! it was retracted before i accepted it! ugh.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 04:00 (fifteen years ago)

ok! just did that trade - except with Theriot instead of Yunel!

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

So you get to keep Yunel AND did that trade? Insane!

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 18:17 (fifteen years ago)

AND got rid of Theriot!

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 20:03 (fifteen years ago)

Do you get credit for that grand slam today?

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

yup. it's the same as our league - trades take a few days to go through.
but had i noticed he wasn't starting i might have sat him tho!

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

ugh -- #1 sign I've given up on this fantasy season: forgetting to start Wainwright for his 2nd straight start.

My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

Pretty sure Colon/King AC has never earned a win whenever two of its pitchers have faced one another. Greinke/Weaver today: 16 IP, 17 K, 1.12 ERA, 0.94 WHIP, 2 QS, 0 W.

Andy K, Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

dude, 1.12 ERA, 17 k & 2 QS?! :'(

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 August 2010 08:24 (fifteen years ago)

Aaargh my entire bench is DL'ed.

Leee, Sunday, 15 August 2010 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

dude, 1.12 ERA, 17 k & 2 QS?! :'(

W: 1.5
QS: 13

Andy K, Monday, 16 August 2010 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

hey, Leee, how about that Overbay?!

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 21 August 2010 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

You mean that schmuck on my bench?

Leee, Saturday, 21 August 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

yes. the schmuck that went totally mental last night.

oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 21 August 2010 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

I think I should start playing him.

Leee, Sunday, 22 August 2010 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

Really odd day for my team yesterday ... the hitters put up a .300/.467 but with just 1 HR and 1 RBI (and 10 BB). The pitchers put up a 1.06 WHIP and 18.0 K/BB (18 K's, 1 BB) but with a 5.50 ERA and 0 QS (1 W though).

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 22 August 2010 08:41 (fifteen years ago)

Go team! I've lost about 12 points in the standings in the last few days, and that was before yesterday's 1-for-31.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 30 August 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)

i just noticed how close places 8-13 are!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 30 August 2010 05:52 (fifteen years ago)

best players, labor day wkend:

Hamilton
CarGo
Miggy
Halladay
Votto
Pujols
Wainwright
Bautista
Crawford
Cano

johnny crunch, Sunday, 5 September 2010 16:07 (fifteen years ago)

Three of them are on my team. ^___^

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Sunday, 5 September 2010 16:30 (fifteen years ago)

i have none. and one of them i passed over in favour of Dexter Fowler (something i will never forgive myself for).

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 5 September 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)

Jeez, I just checked my draft results, and from round ~13 on, no one except one pick is still on my team. ;_;

Daria Law (Leee), Monday, 6 September 2010 19:16 (fifteen years ago)

What the hell, I'm behind Umpire Weekend now?

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 10:21 (fifteen years ago)

What the hell, I'm tied with Umpire Weekend now?

Blaming my team's inevitable slide on Morneau's injury (though who would have thought that a pitching staff anchored by Gallardo, Weaver, Greinke, Romero, and Soria would produce such lousy W, ERA, WHIP?).

Still leading the C1bula league, ahead of Team Cankles by several points, but get the feeling that the remainder of the league looks at my number of roster moves (13 more than any other team [autodraft damage control, you see]) and thinks, "Oh, how cute -- he's trying to win a fantasy baseball league title." Hell, most of them probably haven't looked at the league standings since the first week.

Andy K, Wednesday, 8 September 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)

I almost always have the most roster moves in any fantasy league I'm participating in. I cannot sit still to save my life.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 8 September 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

many people are behind Umpire Weekend now! mwa ha ha haaa!

i'm just as confused about it as everyone else is, tbh.
but screw you - whoever predicted i would finish in the basement! i may drop from 5th but i'm not gonna be last!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 9 September 2010 16:29 (fifteen years ago)

I have been in first so long I don't remember what second feels like. ^_____^

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 9 September 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

I'm in second. It feels pretty good, although I was an also-ran for so long that I'm counting on pulling a Zach and totally collapsing during the last few weeks. I'm pretty happy overall, though. This is my first time playing fantasy anything and I assumed I'd get slaughtered.

Z S, Thursday, 9 September 2010 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

I lost three pitchers in the last month to season-ending arm surgery (and none of them will pitch in 2011 either). Now THAT'S a collapse.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 11 September 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

i was at 2nd or 3rd when Youk went down and fell to 7th. then without doing much team maintenance i somehow clawed back to 3rd. i predict i finish at 7.

sanskrit, Saturday, 11 September 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

Barry was one of them Santana? have him on my other team that's fighting for 1st place - was not welcome news.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 September 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

Yep, Santana, Strasburg and Kris Medlen from Atlanta (who was shockingly great before suddenly getting hurt and needing TJ surgery ... prob my best waiver wire pickup this year).

Speaking of which, I have no choice but to keep Strasburg next year and burn the roster spot, right? This is my first time in a keeper league so I'm not sure what's the smart thing to do here. (and can I even assume that Yahoo will make him available next year if he won't be pitching??)

NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 13 September 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

pretty much. if you have another guy you'd rather keep you can risk nobody else picking him up in the 2011 draft. he'll def be available tho.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 September 2010 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

If you have five guys you want to keep other than Stras I'd probably drop him. Using up a roster spot for a full year is pretty rough.

no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Monday, 13 September 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

looks like Hanley will be shut down for the season. should i drop him?

sanskrit, Friday, 24 September 2010 14:17 (fifteen years ago)

did you have him at the beginning of the season or trade for him? (in other words, he's only 27 years old, so he's a keeper, you could keep him for the next two seasons...)

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Friday, 24 September 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

i'm just messing around. i know it's preemptive but nice season everyone. and usually the leader has traded away all his good keepers. posey/cargo and more.. someone'e setting up for a repeat.

sanskrit, Friday, 24 September 2010 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

traded for HanRam in my other league. ugh.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 September 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)

Well, five good players does not a repeat make, so I will have some work to do on draft day.

funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Friday, 24 September 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

Who wants fourth place?

Suddenly regretting that month or so when I paid little attention.

Andy K, Thursday, 30 September 2010 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

Colon/King AC just acquired Bruce Chen and Adalberto Mendez. That's right.

Andy K, Thursday, 30 September 2010 12:34 (fifteen years ago)

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_d3hf42armZ0/S7DVR6cWvYI/AAAAAAAAP00/bs5HfoUQoU0/s640/DSC_0516.JPG

Andy K, Thursday, 30 September 2010 12:36 (fifteen years ago)

I've been settled into the 2nd place groove for a while, too far from 1st to trade away keepers and make a serious run, too far from 3rd place to worry about anything too much.

Sippin' second rate margaritas

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Thursday, 30 September 2010 12:39 (fifteen years ago)

i'm doubtful of the odds i'll be hanging onto 4th. team is 90% glue and matchsticks.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

FYI I have put tarps up in the locker room and the champagne is chilling.

funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

Everything in my other glorping clubhouse, with the exception of Manny's recliner, is tarped/bagged/protected (Stand Up 2 Clubhouse Cancer).

Andy K, Thursday, 30 September 2010 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

My man Chen pitches the game of his life.

Andy K, Saturday, 2 October 2010 11:20 (fifteen years ago)

major upset if you pass me for 3rd

sanskrit, Saturday, 2 October 2010 12:25 (fifteen years ago)

congrats, polyphonic! number one in the standings and moves!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 October 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

and nya nya - whoever was predicting i would come in last! 5th place, yeah!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 October 2010 22:45 (fifteen years ago)

so i guess for next season - start thinking about your keeper picks (and team names). i'll need to know your keepers when you sign up for 2011.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 October 2010 22:48 (fifteen years ago)

ha, I guess it was me who "predicted" you'd come in last, but that ranking were created by taking the average of 3 or 4 different player projections (ESPN, CBS, Yahoo, etc) and applying it to everyone's lineup as of draft day. In other words, if all of our players would've performed according to the average projection, and no one got injured, and no one traded, added or dropped players, you WOULD have finished in last place!

So yeah it wasn't a terribly useful ranking :-/ But it was just meant to give an idea of who had the best draft days, pitching-wise, batting-wise, and overall.

In other news,

http://i54.tinypic.com/33wnn0m.jpg
(Devastating Prooooooooooooooooooobes, left)

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Monday, 4 October 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

While everything's fresh in my mind, I'll go ahead and put my keepers for 2011 here so I won't have to look everything up again next year:

2 players 27, 28, or 29 as of April 1, 2011
Jose Reyes, 27 (drafted 2010)
Denard Span, 27 (drafted by Anal Kent, obtained via trade)

2 players 26 or younger
Brett Anderson, 23 (drafted 2010)
Matt Cain, 26 (drafted 2010)

1 player 29 or younger
Robinson Cano, 28 (drafted 2010)

I'm totally pumped about getting to keep 4 of these 5 (not so hot on Span)

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Monday, 4 October 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

all my keep-hopeful-hitters were busts. Wieters, Fowler, Reimold & Markakis. bleh.

pitching worked out good tho - King Felix and Cole Hamels :D

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 October 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

congrats, polyphonic! number one in the standings and moves!

The hilarious thing about the moves is that I would've been so much better off if I'd just kept Scott Rolen and Marlon Byrd, but I couldn't help myself. I can't sit still.

funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Monday, 4 October 2010 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know about claiming keepers so soon. maybe a week or two before 2011 draft? those guys could all be crossing the street together and get hit by a drunk driver.

good work all, especially the more important winner bnw for tagucci mane.

sanskrit, Monday, 4 October 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

god my team blows. my keeper-eligible players are all totally uninspiring.

('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

i have a small saving grace in stanton, miggy & shin shoo choo assuming he doesn't get drafted into the red army or whatever

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

& i guess cliff lee

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

stanton could really work out.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

congrats champ poly! i feel a moral victory with getting into the top half of the standings after being near last or actually last earlier.

ಠ_ಠ (bnw), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

is jamie moyer keeper eligible?

sanskrit, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

Moyer was last keep eligible in 1991.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

that is not a joke.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

don't know about claiming keepers so soon. maybe a week or two before 2011 draft? those guys could all be crossing the street together and get hit by a drunk driver.

oh, oops, I guess I don't mean to claim the people I listed, it's just that those are the ones who are eligible on my team.

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

btw your plan to get drunk and murder all my keepers is despicable!

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

thermo, I can't remember - how will the keeper aspect actually play into next year's draft? Is there a way to exclude certain players from the draft?

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

i do the first five rounds of the draft manually is how it works.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

what about (hypothetically) people who aren't keeping 5 players? they would end up one or more players short at the end of the draft, so would they then just hit the waivers/free agent list?

i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

you will get a "filler" pick, since i need to input full rounds. it will most likely be Eric Henske.
the rules are upthread and on our fantasy homepage.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

although it is alot of scrolling to find them on this thread. i will repost the rules when i, or someone else, starts our 2011 thread.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

I thought we weren't necessarily going to abide by the tiered ages. Can I get clarification, commish¿

Daria Law (Leee), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)

i don't know what gave you that idea¡

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 06:09 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, congrats poly on a dominating win.

My team went in the crapper over the last month and a half and lost 40 points in the standings. But I can look forward to kicking ass next year with my keeper core of Mauer, Kershaw, and Strasburg!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 09:13 (fifteen years ago)

Whoooo, 13th place!

My keeper-eligibles:
Broxton and Heyward, 26 or younger
Wainwright, McCann, Kinsler, Zobrist, Bourn

I'll pick my five next year before the draft. Actually the only choice will be Kinsler, Zobrist or Bourn for the 5th spot.

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

Congratulations, polyphonic.

After coasting at the top for a while, Colon/King AC got complacent -- should have shored up its clubhouse with some veteran presence, like that of Wes Helms or Matt Stairs.

Greinke: ON THE BUBBLE, keeper-wise.

Andy K, Tuesday, 5 October 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)

Thermo, check out Dexter Fowler's last month of the season before dumping him.

Mark C, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 13:48 (fifteen years ago)

oh, i'm def going to stick with him as a keeper. i wouldn't have held on to him all season if i wasn't. last few weeks did make me hopeful - but he had a few runs like that over the season.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

same problem here with Adam Fuckin' Jones

sanskrit, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

WmC, correct me if I'm wrong but reaching 4th-to-last place doesn't let you keep 7 guys, though if I, as 5th-to-last, get to keep that many...

Value question: I'm deciding between a SP and an OFer as my final keeper. Yahoo ranking for the OFer is 35 places above the SP... should I go with the guy who's better in absolute terms, or should I go with the marginally above-average guy at a scarcer position? (If I go with the OFer, then I'd be keeping 4 position players.)

Daria Law (Leee), Sunday, 10 October 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)

Like I said in my post, I'll pick my five next year before the draft, from among seven eligibles.

In "Bob" There Is No East or West (WmC), Sunday, 10 October 2010 13:54 (fifteen years ago)

I can count, but can't read. ._.

Daria Law (Leee), Sunday, 10 October 2010 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

i'm already psyched for the 2011 draft! wooo!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 11 October 2010 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

OK, guys, after 4-5 years, fantasy sports is starting to lose its appeal for me. This is sort of a problem in a keeper league, but hopefully not too much of one, if anyone is willing to take over my team.

As mentioned upthread, I have seven keeper-eligible players:
Broxton and Heyward, 26 or younger
Wainwright, McCann, Kinsler, Zobrist, Bourn

Anybody who's not already in the league want to take this team?

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

bump

anybody want this team?

pixel farmer, Sunday, 5 December 2010 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

I could pretend I'm not in the league and take over your team, or I could abandon my own because your keeper-eligibles are sexier than mine...

Leeeline Supplement No. 74 (Leee), Monday, 6 December 2010 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

there's not really a whole lot to rush. sorry to lose you and i think all enjoy the large league size (was it 16?)

Therm can hand over the team to a newcomer (there's a fairly large disincentive to join a league as an expansion team with no keepers) or contract and dump those players into the draft pool.

steve shasta do a non-JPN league in 2011.

sanskrit, Monday, 6 December 2010 01:42 (fifteen years ago)

aw, will :(

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 December 2010 07:18 (fifteen years ago)

so i'm ok with passing this team onto a new owner - but only if you're 100% here, Will.
i feel like this is a failure of mine somehow - we shouldn't be losing teams after the first season! :`(

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:20 (fifteen years ago)

also: i'm already preemptively pumped for 2011!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:21 (fifteen years ago)

me too!

need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:22 (fifteen years ago)

i'm really excited. last year, tbh, was the first year i followed baseball closely since probably the mid-90s. so my draft was all based off of online suggestions/rankings and a custom spreadsheet I made to aggregate & weight the results. this coming year i'll actually know about most of the big name players going in. also this year i plan on checking the injury lists before the draft to make sure i don't wind up with 3-4 guys out with season ending injuries.

need to impressive a girl? (Z S), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

Thermo, I'm 100% sure I'm ready to pass give this puppy to a good home, and 100% sure that it's not anything you did. I've been feeling this dissatisfaction with fantasy sports coming for over a year -- I just can't get a handle on what makes a good draft, and have never been able to spot FA talent early enough to grab it. I could study up and get better, but I'd actually much rather put that study time into improving my poker game -- I'm actually building a bankroll at that. It's been a lot of fun, but I'm ready to pass the torch.

pixel farmer, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:38 (fifteen years ago)

your new login had confused me for a bit there.

well if someone comes along it's theirs - otherwise all your athletes will be melted down and sold off to various glue manufacturers around the gta.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 06:05 (fifteen years ago)


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