"I like it the twitter" ... the Ozzie Guillen Twitter thread

http://twitter.com/ozzieguillen

This will be fun, I'm sure.

YES

crossing fingers for nick swisher and ozzie twitter e-beef

3 day of Spring Training and im already boreddddddd

qft

someone get ozzie on twitter plz

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ? about 17 hours ago via txt

A greeting Latin people thanks for the special Venezuela country but nonwise support that me traia dolres of head with people

http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/news/story?id=4943110

Someone will have to translate some of his updates if they're good enough to share.

chances that this twitter even makes it out of spring training alive?

http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/02/guillen-amazed-by-twitter-fuss.html

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/baseball/mlb/02/24/guillen.twitter.ap/index.html

Guillen said he wouldn't follow anyone else on Twitter: "I never follow anyone, and I never will."

what I saw on the field today was a lot of grass...

WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS OZZIE!

Guillen said he wouldn't follow anyone else on Twitter: "I never follow anyone, and I never will."

DAMN you couldn't make this shit up

@OzzieGuillen Bed and bath I love this places
3 minutes ago via txt

went to the sandwich shop and read about this in the sun times, now following coach guillen on twitter

Looking for tickets to go to wrestlemania, I need help with that, they r way too expensive
9 minutes ago via web

going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?
6:34 PM Feb 23rd via txt

3 day of Spring Training and im already boreddddddd
6:10 PM Feb 23rd via web

<3

This is the best thing ever

mlb network guys awesome job..Harold R...can't have twitter account bc no one follow u lol about 4 hours ago via txt

Ozzie is great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=V4yVa7CiuTk&v=UnPe1w4mzxo

OzzieGuillen Iam very bad playing texas holder

lol!

OzzieGuillen Big game tomorrow and is no because the cubs about 2 hours ago via txt

Good star loved exited very exited
9:25 PM Mar 4th via txt

Just saw and talked to nolan wow one of the best ever what a pleasure.
9:32 PM Mar 4th via txt

Nolan Ryan
9:32 PM Mar 4th via txt

I SO SAD

http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/f/e/7/d/Orioles_vs_Athletics_d628.JPG

Today is the birthday of one of my favorite people ever frank you are the best happy birthday my great friend and is not thomas

FUN HATERS
White Sox nix Guillen's plans for own website

OzzieGuillen let's eat suchi now

yesssssss

Happy st. Patrick day big day in chitown go green yesssss drink safe please and please don't drive enjoy

You can put it on the bored yesssssss

Enjoy with my family nothing better than that my boys and friends thas one tink keep me a live

Next cult ILB thread: I Ate Suchi Next to Ozzie Guillen Last Night

going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?
6:34 PM Feb 23rd via txt

― Your body is a spiderland (polyphonic), Thursday, February 25, 2010 5:40 PM (3 weeks ago)

OMG LOL. Dyeing with laughter.

OzzieGuillen

At the game go blackhawk 5 minutes ago via txt

Oh my god 0 and 2 when I watch the blackhawk no more. I jinx them 8:51 PM Mar 20th via txt

OzzieGuillen
Goo luck to my guys for a great summer and all the venezuelan player even the ones I hate to death

yessss

@OzzieGuillen Sorry food
less than 20 seconds ago

@Ozzie Guillen Nine still great love the foot
3 minutes ago

I like how his clarification does little to actually clarify wtf he's talking about

"Nine, a dining establishment located in Chicago, is still great. I love the foot."

He's saying he meant to tweet he loves the "food," not the "foot".

Does anyone have info RE: US Cell?

kick

I hate the foot.

us cell is a v v nice place to see a game tbh. this shocked me, mostly bcuz of how ugly it is on TV

OzzieGuillen Great news my wife call me comcast come true I have my cable done thanks

^^lol. The whole cable rundown that preceded that is hilarious.

Comcast is now saying they came to my house. They suck. Its not free they r not the only cable company. - 7 hours ago via txt

Its amazing to me how u have to wait for cable. As if I was getting it for free. 8 am they said wow - 7 hours ago via txt

Waiting for comcast people to show up in my house godddddd please take a little longer is not free - 8 hours ago via txt

Back to telemundo and oscar nice program la bomba yessss

Thanks comcast I watch venezuelan tv thas important in my life yesssss

OzzieGuillen Comcast chanel sundances

OzzieGuillen
I going to play the mega ball please god help me iam a good person very good person lol

OzzieGuillen: I know we sucks no remind me iam sucks you no have to remind everyone lol lol

ah reading these tweets always makes me chuckle

holy shit!!!

http://deadspin.com/5548316/ozzie-guillen-has-no-sympathy-for-clevelanders

^____________________^

suddenly I <3 ozzie

cold

OzzieGuillen: Great job manager leyland you are class act send galarraga to the plate great baseball man

OzzieGuillen: Usa next round yesssssssss congrats

not twitter but:

http://articles.latimes.com/2010/aug/01/sports/la-sp-baseball-notes-20100802

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/ozzie-latinos-mlb-experience-far-tougher-than-asians

Asked his opinion on Guillen’s remarks, “Baseball Tonight”’s Bobby Valentine described the employment of Japanese-t0-English interpreters as “necessary” given the relative paucity of Asian players, arguing the sheer abundance of Spanish-speaking coaches and players in most big league clubhouses was adequate cover.

Thanks for setting us straight, Bobby.

On a related note, the scenes of The Club that show Kenny Williams working out -- as he watches the White Sox lose -- are extra hilarious if you merely listen to them.

Enjoying this great day off in anaheim some shopping then maybe dinner with my goo friend bobby abreu

ozzie claus

Great tribute this baseball people mlb awesome hope one day I seat on the same table
11:21 AM Dec 7th via txt

okay, I figured out how to log into twitter. now how do I send Dan Harmon messages?

i don't know how to use twitter.

wait a second, who's ozzie? sorry wrong thread.

lol

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/12/Ozzie-Guillen-Christmas.jpg

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
hahah memo to bobby jenks get a clue u drink to much and u have had marital problems hugeee ones and the sox stood behind u

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
they did not air out ur dirty laundry, u came to srping not drinking and then u sucked and started srinking again be a man

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
be a man and tell the manager or the coaching staff how u feel or the organization when u were with the sox not when u leave

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
u cried in the managers office bc u have problems now u go and talk bad about the sox after they protected u for 7 years ungrateful

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
if it wasnt for u and mainly u freddy garcia would have like 17 wins and the sox would have beat the twins

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
and u self diagnosed urself bc u didnt want to pitch un real i hope the sox let this guiy fucking have it

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
oh and yes i remember clearly u blowing a hugee game in 09 and u laughing ur bearded ass off while everyone busting there tail

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
i thought u were a man not some punk who runs away and talks bullshit. u coward. say it to there face when u were with them

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
dont make me air out more then i have 2 say ur sorry dont disrespect the White sox ever

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
now u know what piece of shit person u rooted for chicago. the ones that leave and talk bad about ur team

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
and u say the manager didnt trust u? he kept putting ur fat ass there and u kept blowing it, he never took u away from that role unreal

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
go read it its a scott merkin piece its a dandy, i hope people say what they really feel instead of me

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
although it wouldnt surprise me if the sox take the high road and be classy instead of destroying this yellow beard dipping idiot

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
and to think u were actually a cool guy and ur word meant something, to bad u dont hit in the AL so they can drill that ass

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
one little story remember when u couldnt handle ur drinking and u hit a poor arizona clubby in the face i do. and later u covered it with

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
Im sorry thats ur answer to everything. How can u disrespect ur ex team like that.

Oneyguillen Oney Guillen
i was trying not to tweet on my family vacation but this needed to be adressed

that has too many lols

and u laughing ur bearded ass off
ur fat ass
yellow beard dipping idiot

OzzieGuillen: What's wrong we ours society iam seat at home watching tv and most of comercial is to loose weight and diet plesae people

OzzieGuillen: Thas is wrong we have a lot problem than loose weight and look good

http://images.checkoutmycards.com/zoom/78e3c778-acc2-4ed2-8161-740ce6478a39.jpg

MVP?

Rather than short-printing 26 cards in order to make room for printing the Bonus MVP's this year, Donruss apparently chose to double print 106 cards. Numbered with the prefix "BC" for bonus card, the 26-card set featuring the most valuable player from each of the 26 teams was randomly inserted in the wax and rack packs. These cards are distinguished by the bold MVP logo in the upper background of the obverse, and the four doubleprinted cards are denoted by "DP" in the checklist below.

YOU MAKE THE CALL

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/CHW/1988.shtml

Guillen was so brutal -- not just a slap hitter but a free-swinging slap hitter (26 BBs as a career high) and a basepath liability (169 SB/109 CS).

i can't believe that team's record was as good as it was

Me neither. What an awful collection of players.

their best player, and it wasn't even close, was a 40 yr old catcher who played half a season.

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
Sorry people this is bad crazy oh my god

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
Is to windy

OzzieGuillen Ozzie Guillen
I touht this was fun now I know sorry to al u people I feel very bad now sorry

hi dere

http://i.imgur.com/33iwe.jpg

OzzieGuillen: Watching the game and eating my jello http://twitpic.com/3xae4f

http://twitter.com/#!/OzzieGuillen/status/37238266042253312

jonmorosi Jon Morosi
Adam Dunn will bat 3rd or 4th for #WhiteSox. As for the spring opener? Ozzie: "Buy the (bleeping) ticket, you'll find out."

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Guillen-threatens-to-rip-out-Jenks-throat-as-?urn=mlb-326768

don't even need to open that

Getting ready to watch bruno the movie lol
51 seconds ago

Joey cora favorite movie
19 seconds ago

Happy eastern my friends new day let star kick some butt
35 minutes ago

KenDavidoff
Ozzie Guillen could receive a suspension for his in-game tweets (Wednesday night at #Yankees). #MLB seriously considering it. #WhiteSox

i'd post 2 games but all of you know that because of Twitter

http://www.fangraphs.com/not/index.php/list-things-that-draw-two-game-suspensions-from-mlb

Macho man I was big fan of you and so were my kids we a wrestling family u were awesome

We will miss you slim jim

U put wrestling on the top u was good and funny and who no remenber elizabeth

"@nomecallolaboca: @OzzieGuillen Where did you learn to speak english?"> I'm still learning but in minors john kruk teach me

Sending Dunn out there v lefties is just cruel

BIEVENIDO A MIAMI

(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)

they should trade him to the cardinals. larussa + lomo = reality show

not yr teaM ANYMORE?

xp

<3<3<3

“F--- more years. I want more money,’’ Guillen said. “I don’t work here for years. No, I want more money. Years, what, I’m going to die poor with the White Sox? Hell, no. Listen this is my job. It’s the only thing I can do. I have to make money out of somewhere. I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.

“Life is about money. People don’t believe that. People are happy after they make money, f--- it.’’

<3<3<3

I’m not a doctor or a lawyer, where you’ll have a job for the rest of your life.

not so. robots will take over for doctors and lawyers, but no-one suggests they will replace baseball managers.

fuck yeah, ozzie

i highly doubt that he will ever be unemployed, though. if that ever happens, shit is really fucked up

if the marlins have such issues with lomo tweeting, why on earth would they go after ozzie?

(btw if the marlins ended trading logan morrison for him i'm hurtling myself out of my 19th story office tomorrow)

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, September 26, 2011 8:52 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i can already picture the lomo/ozzie twitter moment on some sheen/kutcher emmys backstage broing down

i will miss him in chicago

Hope Reinsdorf goes after TLR.

Will miss you, Ozzie.

haha be careful what u wish for

ugh please no TLR, then i wouldn't have a chicago team i could root for anymore

Ozzie Guillen
O Junior still care about soxs players cut the crab lol lol u are a fish now

lolzzie, know your market

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7787381/miami-marlins-ozzie-guillen-apologizes-fidel-castro-comment

I love Jeffrey Loria and respect him for staying in power so long.

''I was saying I cannot believe somebody who hurt so many people over the years is still alive,'' sanskrit told ILX.

@OzzieGuillen

tina. dont. get. crazy. whit. my. boy. juices. please. is. my. man down. miami. lol

buster olney u so full a shit whit u stupidcomments about the miami team we still play hard we yes no wingames i think u no watch.

— Ozzie Guillen (@OzzieGuillen) September 15, 2012

Y U NO WATCH MIAMI MARLINS

‏

@OzzieGuillen
happy bithday lil wayne my guy u are the man dawg

the marlins have dismissed manager ozzie guillen

rip

Also, as a parting gift, you can put this sculpture on eBay for us and pocket five percent.

if only he'd been free to interview in Boston

http://i.imgur.com/4FS9hrH.jpg

Dude just dropped a photo of a murdered guy on my timeline, thanks bud.

@jjcoop36
Ozzie Guillen is managing again. He's the Frontier League Normal CornBelters' guest manager on Wednesday. His son Ozney is on the team

Ozzie will be at the SABR convention in Miami this summer on the Perspectivas del Béisbol: Covering Baseball for Hispanic Fans On ESPN Deportes panel.

crossing fingers for nick swisher and ozzie twitter e-beef

― sanskrit, Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:22 AM (ten years ago)

Yeah so @OzzieGuillen really didn't hold back when discussing Nick Swisher pic.twitter.com/KJyvwJTWOM

— White Sox Talk (@NBCSWhiteSox) August 6, 2020

let’s goooo

Source: White Sox to interview Ozzie Guillén next week @NBCSWhiteSox https://t.co/PVA18Y9Kxc

— NBC Sports Chicago (@NBCSChicago) October 21, 2022

wow almost 10 years to the day

happy 60th to the legend