A Dream come true: World Series champion San Francisco Giants 2011 thread

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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/02/16/SPM41HNI4L.DTL

The prodigal MVP is coming home.

Jeff Kent, one of the best hitters to wear a San Francisco uniform, will don it again Tuesday when he joins the Giants for two weeks as a spring training instructor. His most important task might be to help sculpt Buster Posey into a cleanup hitter, Kent's role for most of his career...

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Sunday, 20 February 2011 08:26 (fourteen years ago)

I guess now that hes not an every day player Kent can stop being a fucking asshole to the young guys

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 20 February 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

I thought he was a fucking asshole to everyone, period.

old man yells at poop first thing in the morning (pixel farmer), Sunday, 20 February 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

Let us remember Jeff Kent for his contributions to the Prop 8 campaign, the first political campaign to which he had ever given money.

Asparagus Peee (Leee), Sunday, 20 February 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

I just hold a grudge against Kent for forming the old man triumvirate of Nomar, Luis Gonzalez and himself to hate on Kemp, Martin etc when they were coming up in LA.

But good on him for trying to actually teach now. He claims he only 'lead by example' when he was a player and didnt seem like a gave a shit about helping anyone..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 20 February 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

the Giants are trying to get rid of Zito? i call bullshit:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/03/02/SPIM1I1II1.DTL

He's walking a very fine line within the organization.

A source close to the team indicated Tuesday that there is "exasperation" with Zito, that his status as the No. 5 starter is "definitely not safe," and that the team would even consider buying out his expensive contract before Opening Day if that's what it takes to say farewell.

Zito has the rest of spring to either resurrect his worth to the Giants or show an opposing team that he'd be valuable in a trade, according to others familiar with the situation. Meanwhile, the Giants will take a close look at 16-year veteran Jeff Suppan (three shutout innings against Milwaukee on Monday), Class AA left-hander Clayton Tanner and other options for the No. 5 slot.

Heading into spring training, it was widely believed that the Giants were more than willing to ride it out with Zito, given the overall excellence of their rotation. But there's a healthy sense of urgency in the world champions' camp. They didn't clinch a postseason berth until the final game of the 2010 season, and they realize that just a single loss - something that could be avoided - could cost them a chance to repeat.

There is concern that Zito hasn't been properly diligent in maintaining his physical conditioning, and that Monday's performance (five walks in 13 batters) was all too reminiscent of Oct. 2, when he walked home two runs in the first inning against San Diego and took the loss at AT&T Park.

Zito might not realize it, but after being left off last year's postseason roster, he could greatly benefit from a change of scenery. He has been a sub-.500 pitcher in each of his four seasons with San Francisco (40-57 total), the fan base has completely given up on him, and he wouldn't be anywhere near the Giants' roster this spring were it not for his contract: $18.5 million owed this season, $39 million more through 2013 and a $7 million buyout for 2014.

Bank on this: There's no way Zito will be wearing a Giants uniform in 2013. At some point, the team has to cut the cord. That time might come sooner than expected.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Thursday, 3 March 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

i would love to get rid of Zito and maybe even Rowland but with those contracts it's not going to happen. i don't want to pay Rowland's contract and have him play somewhere else, if we are paying these guys than swallow it and let them remain on the team.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Thursday, 3 March 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

Rowland Office?

Shirley MODOK (Andy K), Thursday, 3 March 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

haha, no L just Aaron Rowand

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Thursday, 3 March 2011 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

if we are paying these guys than swallow it and let them remain on the team.

― World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Wednesday, March 2, 2011 10:35 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is sort of like saying "well i already have cancer, i might as well let it spread!"

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 3 March 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

i.e. if you're paying them, regardless of how much, and they're actively hurting the team on the field, then you pay them not to play -- plenty of teams have done that before

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 3 March 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

true but they are thinking of replacing him with a Jeff Suppan or someone named Clayton Tanner. Zito will be the most overpaid fifth starter in the league but he is worth hanging on to than replace him with lesser talent.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Thursday, 3 March 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

both those guys sound better than zito. Why? Because they're not zito

blank, Thursday, 3 March 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

I would not want Suppan on my team because I find him politically repugnant!

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 3 March 2011 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

But also, Zito is a totally decent 5th starter.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 3 March 2011 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

it probably makes sense to have a quick contingency plan for zito if he implodes this year because it's coming sooner rather than later

pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 3 March 2011 05:22 (fourteen years ago)

Zito will be the most overpaid fifth starter in the league but he is worth hanging on to than replace him with lesser talent.

― World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Wednesday, March 2, 2011 8:10 PM (58 minutes ago)

More than a bit of understatement here, Zito's contract is the #3 highest ever for a pitcher?

A Scanner Snarkly (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 3 March 2011 05:28 (fourteen years ago)

What happened to Dan Runzler? I thought he was the contingency fifth starter?

Even if you're just looking at his work with the Giants, Zito is a much better pitcher than Suppan, and younger.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 3 March 2011 06:47 (fourteen years ago)

I would not want Suppan on my team because I find him politically repugnant!

why? what's his deal?

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 March 2011 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

Well, for example:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/10/26/sports/baseball/26suppan.html

Not too surprising coming from a baseball player, but fuck him.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 3 March 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

i knew this didn't sound right:

Bochy affirms faith in Zito as fourth starter

Giants starter Barry Zito and manager Bruce Bochy held a closed-door meeting Wednesday afternoon in the wake of a San Francisco Chronicle story that cited a source close to the Giants as saying Zito's spot in the rotation was "definitely not safe" and that his contract could be bought out before Opening Day.

"I told him he's going to be our fourth starter," Bochy said. "You do stay open-minded with the competition that's going on, whether it's in the outfield, infield or with the pitching staff, starting and bullpen. We came up with a game plan, and that's Barry going the fourth game"...

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Friday, 4 March 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

Giants rotation for 2011:

(R)Tim Lincecum
(L)Jonathan Sanchez
(R)Matt Cain
(L)Barry Zito
(R)Madison Bumgarner

Bumgarner is only going last so they can rest his arm if they need to. the Giants are going to have a bunch of off days at the beginning of the season where they will only need a four man rotation.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Friday, 4 March 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

Zito's politics aren't that hot, either, he's fairly GOP IIRC.

What happened to Dan Runzler? I thought he was the contingency fifth starter?

Didn't he get hurt trying to bunt during a game, and the injury turned out to be fairly serious? Or else I'm thinking of some other reliever.

My Urine No Longer Smells Like Asparagus (Leee), Friday, 4 March 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

Zito has the rest of spring to either resurrect his worth to the Giants or show an opposing team that he'd be valuable in a trade, according to others familiar with the situation. Meanwhile, the Giants will take a close look at 16-year veteran Jeff Suppan

Wait, this is real and not something from the Onion?

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 4 March 2011 08:12 (fourteen years ago)

It is pretty funny. You could even tweak it a little:

Zito has the rest of spring to either resurrect his worth to the Giants or show an opposing team that he'd be valuable in a trade, according to others familiar with the situation. Meanwhile, the Giants will take a close look at the recently deceased Woodie Fryman.

clemenza, Friday, 4 March 2011 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2011/03/06/ba-Giants07_spri_0503100221.jpg

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 7 March 2011 07:47 (fourteen years ago)

1) They aren't going to release Zito.
2) They can't trade Zito (because no one wants that salary.)
3) Even though he's ridiculously overpaid Zito's still way better than most 4 or 5 starters are (certainly better than Jeff Suppan).
4) Zito's also ridiculously durable which even if he wasn't a league average starter would still have value (see Jeff Suppan haha).

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 March 2011 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

I just noticed brian wilson looks like the insane cook from wet hot american summer

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 7 March 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

first national televised pre-season game by the Giants is finally playing tonight on MLB Network.

yeah baseball, it's almost back

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Saturday, 12 March 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

also called DirecTV yesterday and they gave me $60 off for the season, now my final price for 2011 is around $145. less than $1 a game. yeah me.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Saturday, 12 March 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, it's the NBC broadcast so we get Jon Miller.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Saturday, 12 March 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

OMG ROWAND REACHED BASE THIS IS GOING TO BE AN AWESOME SEASON

WmC, Saturday, 12 March 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

Mat Latos is such a dweeb!

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Saturday, 12 March 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

Latos has had a shitty spring so far..

Someone explain to me what the hell is up with whiteside's hair..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 12 March 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

he's a Greatful Dead fan?

anyways, the reason why im was all over Latos is he autograph a ball and wrote "i hate SF" on it. it's for charity, which makes it worse. mature.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Saturday, 12 March 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

i remember why i hate pre-season games, no matter what sports.

team looked great at first then Timmy let the ball fall all over the place with some help from bad defense. the Panda looks great however!

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Saturday, 12 March 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

Latos roolz

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Saturday, 12 March 2011 06:59 (fourteen years ago)

so tonight it's the Dodgers vs Giants in a game that was played earlier today.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Sunday, 13 March 2011 04:29 (fourteen years ago)

so the Giants were down a run in the bottom of the ninth. one to tie and two to go home, they score two.

spring record now stands at 10-3.

this team is looking really, really good.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Sunday, 13 March 2011 05:55 (fourteen years ago)

oh plz, spring training games.

"looking good":

http://sfist.com/assets_c/2011/03/timnymagcover-thumb-800x977-605712.jpg

Fuck bein' hard, Dr Morbz is complicated (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 March 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

oh plz, spring training games.

i know i was drinking the koolaid early, this last weekend was the first i was able to see them since last year. i was impressed with what i saw though it doesn't count.

i was wrong about their record however, it's 14-4 or now 5 as they lost today.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 06:18 (fourteen years ago)

wow, an article from Peter Gammons that isn't about the AL East:

Giants a big hit in the desert

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:22 (fourteen years ago)

Brandon Belt's Spring Training line:

.318/.375/.568
4BB:9K
2 SB (6'5"/220#)
2 HR
5 2B

No doubt he'll start the year at Fresno, but seems like he will be called up very quickly like Posey last year.

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

How many ABs is that?

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

only 44 but he has almost 500 spanning 3 seasons in NCAA/MiLB carrying .352/.455/.620

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

yeah belt could be better than huff and burrell right now

ciderpress, Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

Will be interesting to see if his power holds up. Alot of scouts projected him at less than 20 HR power, which for a 1B isnt amazing.

Then again my 1B is lucky to hit 10 so I should STFU.

ps I will be watching these damn Giants in Scottsdale on Monday. This is what I get for going to college in the bay area.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bizofbaseball.com/images/PINKGiants-Image.jpg

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Saturday, 19 March 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

did lincecum fix his teeth? from that times style shot it looks like some of the snaggle canines are centered. hope they didnt photoshop.

sanskrit, Saturday, 19 March 2011 12:35 (fourteen years ago)

nm, should have googled first:

* mays4ever
* Posts:319

You don't pitch with your teeth.

* colinsg
* Posts:8606

You know who has nice teeth? Roy Halladay. He also gave up two home runs to Cody Ross and has a loss in Game 1 of the series.

sanskrit, Saturday, 19 March 2011 12:43 (fourteen years ago)

Bee, please keep in mind, this is spring training, where Zito has an ERA of 2.30.

stronglo recommendington (Leee), Sunday, 20 March 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

I think I jinxed BBelt. He has gone ice cold since I posted about him. Sux2BU duder. Have fun in Fresno.

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

So the Giants game I went to on Monday featured Timmy getting lit up for 5 runs in 2.2 innings and a rainout in the 4th. Not the best of times =\

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

San Francisco Giants Reality Series The Franchise on Showtime:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV6D407OOj4

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Thursday, 24 March 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

i applaud brian wilson's continued facial hair

Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 24 March 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

can we play KC all the time?

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

lol, the Giants ended up losing that game like 15-5 or something.

i'm hoping that they don't bring up Brandon Belt. I know Cody Ross is hurt and all but this team needs to play people like Rowand/Schierholtz ect. Belt will be a good addition later on in the season, for now, play the veterans and see who we need to let go a bit later this season.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, you gotta send him down.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

goodbye Jeff Suppan, we hardly knew you.

Brian Wilson to join Cody Ross on the DL to start the season. That cannot be good. the Giants only have like nine games at home for the first month to five weeks, now just hoping to go .500.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 06:55 (fourteen years ago)

Looks like Belt is opening day 1B starter.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Belt hasn't been talked to. Ishi saying some goodbyes, looks like Belt made it
1 minute ago

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

Travis Ishikawa Spring '11 stats:
.184/.273/.224

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

Belt talking to media. Said he cried when Bochy told him he made team

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

Travis Ishikawa Spring '11 stats:

...are completely irrelevant imo

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

(that's not including today where he went 0-3 with 2 Ks)

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

they are completely relevant if you're trying to make the team, you mad.

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

they are completely relevant if you're trying to make the team, you mad.

They should've send Ishi and Belt to the minors imo

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

Ishikawa is out of options... your "o" is pretty much "lol".

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

I think Ishikawa's career regular season stats are relevant - .265/.327/.400

Not good.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

Ishikawa is out of options... your "o" is pretty much "lol".

Yeah, because no one has ever passed through waivers before.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

fwiw I look forward to Belt falling on his face in major league games that count. /hater

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

i just got home from work.

WOW, i'm in a state of disbelief. good for Belt, i just hope he isn't coming up too soon.

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Thursday, 31 March 2011 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

this Belt story is pretty damn cool:

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110330&content_id=17213656&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb

SAN FRANCISCO -- When Giants rookie first baseman Brandon Belt was called into manager Bruce Bochy's office after Wednesday's exhibition finale against the A's, he didn't have to wait long to learn his fate.

"He kind of got right to it," Belt said. "As soon as I walked in he said, 'Congratulations, you made it.' I immediately started crying. I tried not to be too big of a wuss in there, but it's hard when you've been dreaming about this your entire life and it finally comes through. I couldn't be happier right now."

Belt made the 25-man roster and will be the everyday first baseman beginning at at Los Angeles on Thursday night, when the Giants begin defense of their World Series championship against the Dodgers.

Belt's inclusion on the roster set off a ripple effect of moves. First baseman Travis Ishikawa was designated for assignment, and Aubrey Huff, who spent much of last season at first base, officially became the team's starting right fielder. Cody Ross, who was slated to start in right, will begin the season on the disabled list with an injured right calf.

"I'm going to be tearing up the rest of the year in right field with my legs," Huff joked, as reporters surrounded Belt.

Huff was one of a long line of veterans who dropped by Belt's locker to shake his hand and congratulate him on making the team.

"He's done everything right in spring," Huff said. "He's a great guy. ... He's a real quiet, humble kid. A lot of inner confidence."...

Belt, a fifth-round pick in the 2009 First-Year Player Draft out of the University of Texas, had a meteoric rise to the big leagues. He hit a combined .352 with 112 RBIs and 23 homers last year with stops at Class A San Jose, Double-A Richmond and Triple-A Fresno. He hit .282 with three homers and 13 RBIs this spring.

He'll make his big league debut against Dodgers left-hander Clayton Kershaw, a player he faced in high school in Lufkin, Texas.

"This is an unbelievable feeling right now," Belt said. "Almost doesn't seem real. I've got a lot of emotions right now I'm trying to contain.

"I've been thinking about it, pretty much my entire life, and it all came to a head today. Like I said, it's just surreal. I don't know what's going on right now. I'm just trying to process this whole thing. Hopefully it will go well."

Bochy hinted on Tuesday that Belt might make the team, but he said the news seemed to stun the rookie on Wednesday.

"When you have a guy like Belt and you're able to give him great news, and see what it meant to him, it's special," Bochy said. "He was a little floored, I think, very excited, but also a little overwhelmed with the fact that he's in the big leagues. It's your dream, and he's very, very excited about this. But he's earned this. He makes us a better club with what happened with Ross. We wanted to break with the best club, and right now we feel having Brandon on the club makes us that."

World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Thursday, 31 March 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

He makes us a better club with what happened with Ross.

cut to Ross with a lone tear streaking down his cheek.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 31 March 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4BO26nqPmM

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

I assume that since tonight's game is on ESPN I don't get to hear Scully on the free Extra Innings preview.

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

I think Scully is only doing the first and last 3 innings on radio and thats it. I think if you have direct tv or some other package you can fire up an alt audio to pick up vinny but thats the only way..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

I drafted Belt in a fantasy league last night so I take back everything I said about him. Brilliant move by Sabes and Bochy.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:29 (fourteen years ago)

ha hahaha!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

haha love that bit at the end of the Brian Wilson spot of him having to black out those ugly fucking shoes MLB told him he couldnt wear..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

I assume that since tonight's game is on ESPN I don't get to hear Scully on the free Extra Innings preview.

Thursday's game and Sunday's game are on ESPN. Fox took Saturday's game, so the only chance to hear Scully or Kruk and Kuip, with Jon Miller this year, will be on Friday Night.

Bee OK, Thursday, 31 March 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

let's get it on.

Bee OK, Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

all that noise and no runs, a good omen?

i can't hear the ESPN announcers, maybe a good thing.

Bee OK, Friday, 1 April 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_AndrewD/Giants_banner.jpg

sanskrit, Friday, 1 April 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

Giants baseball: Torture!

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 April 2011 05:47 (fourteen years ago)

super game, that was

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 April 2011 08:36 (fourteen years ago)

i LOVE Belt already!

Bee OK, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

i'm hoping that they don't bring up Brandon Belt. I know Cody Ross is hurt and all but this team needs to play people like Rowand/Schierholtz ect. Belt will be a good addition later on in the season, for now, play the veterans and see who we need to let go a bit later this season.

― World Series champion San Francisco Giants (Bee OK), Monday, March 28, 2011 8:06 PM (4 days ago)

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like any giants fan that has ever said "the team needs to play people like nate schierholtz" should be barred from watching the team on tv for three games

J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

i was just thinking that Brandon Belt needed more seasoning, we are the world champions. should not need a break out rookie...

Bee OK, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

that being said, i'm glad the Giants management went the best best team possible to defend the title!

Bee OK, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

we are the world champions. should not need a break out rookie...

― Bee OK, Friday, April 1, 2011 11:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF THIS GUY BUSTER POSEY IDK

J0rdan S., Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

"seasoning" is gm-speak for "you suck"

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 April 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

not again this year

Bee OK, Saturday, 2 April 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

in the case of prospects who have already destroyed the high minors like Belt, "seasoning" is gm-speak for "we don't want to start his service time clock yet"

ciderpress, Saturday, 2 April 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

and I was OK with that. re: this team

Bee OK, Saturday, 2 April 2011 04:36 (fourteen years ago)

Someone fetch me an animated gif of Pandoval tracking down that foul ball

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

ps giants fans not allowed to bitch about "torture" this year. Y'all won the fucking world series.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 2 April 2011 05:02 (fourteen years ago)

Seriously!

The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Saturday, 2 April 2011 13:31 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah but the team kind of sucks.

farting in the shower - C/D (Leee), Saturday, 2 April 2011 18:08 (fourteen years ago)

i liked the passion of my team today. it was like they were saying to themselves, we are not going to let the lonely Dodgers beat us three times in a row to start the season. they looked like the Champs today.

Bee OK, Sunday, 3 April 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

You...bathe in sports cliches like cheap cologne.

The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Sunday, 3 April 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

lol i was going to say

J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 April 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

the dodgers started 3 regulars today and looked like shit

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 3 April 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

The key was shutting down Jamey Carroll, Aaron Miles, Xavier Paul, and Hector Gimenez.

Andy K, Sunday, 3 April 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

I think we played great yesterday, like we really wanted that one more than LA. Cain, bless that old soul, really showed leadership yesterday, I bet he's a great role model for showing Belt how it's done.

farting in the shower - C/D (Leee), Sunday, 3 April 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

I just want to know why the Dodgers are lonely

The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Sunday, 3 April 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

YOU ON THAT LONEY HIGHWAY

Andy K, Sunday, 3 April 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

frank mccourt would probably identify heavily with 'last train to paris'

J0rdan S., Sunday, 3 April 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

lol zito

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 4 April 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

Aubrey Huff in the outfield is pretty scary

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 4 April 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

When world series hero Cody Ross comes back does Burrell go to the bench? Can't see them sending Belt down unless he gets figured out and can't adjust..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 4 April 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

we are the world champions.

― Bee OK, Friday, April 1, 2011 11:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

when is the ring ceremony? next week? pics of yours or it didn't happen.

sanskrit, Monday, 4 April 2011 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

"we we we" all the way home

The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Monday, 4 April 2011 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

You can bet Huff will make up for that gaffe with what he brings to the table in the clubhouse.

Andy K, Monday, 4 April 2011 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

stfu sanskrit

Bee OK, Monday, 4 April 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

beach-balls and the wave, god i hate Dodgers fans.

Bee OK, Monday, 4 April 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

WOW

Bee OK, Monday, 4 April 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

beach-balls and the wave beating opposing fans into comas for no particular reason, god i hate Dodgers fans.

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 April 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

sorry bout the beach-balls comment Dodgers fans, i was in a bitter mood last night.

anyways, we need Huff in the line-up just not out in Right Field. Tejada might be washed up and not able to play short stop any longer. it's only four games in so i should just cool it and see what happens...

Bee OK, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

My cat's going to give birth to a puppy before you just cool it and see what happens.

The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://a.yfrog.com/img615/6790/xyloh.jpg

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

This team sucks.

farting in the shower - C/D (Leee), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

Travis Ishikawa cleared waivers and was outrighted to AAA Fresno.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, and Belt is stinking up the joint... you win this time Mr. Polyp!

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

Except I wasted a fantasy draft pick. :/

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

First inning isn't over yet and the Giants have already hit for the cycle today.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

Wilson is back! didn't need him though as we were playing like shit.

so we are going to go 2-4 on this road trip and should have been around .500 if the defense was better.

this team is not very good, hopefully they gel as the season gets going.

Brandon Belt is going to be fine, he's just feeling his way through this. Tejada, on the other hand, is going to give us problems all year if we don't do something about it.

Bee OK, Thursday, 7 April 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

just submited that as Tajada makes yet another bone head play.

Bee OK, Thursday, 7 April 2011 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

Lincecum's line tonight (he was dominate, SD didn't have a chance): 7.0 innings 3 Hits 1 ER 13 SO ERA 0.64

Bee OK, Thursday, 7 April 2011 05:16 (fourteen years ago)

This is a very bad defensive team when Huff and Burrell are in the outfield and Panda and Tejada are in the infield.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 7 April 2011 06:15 (fourteen years ago)

They are leading the division in Pythagorean run differential.

― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, April 6, 2011 11:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(which is why you hear "torture" so much)

― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, April 6, 2011 11:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

anguish: extreme mental distress
unbearable physical pain
agony: intense feelings of suffering; acute mental or physical pain

Part of why the use of "torture" in this context is annoying -- akin to hearing a part-time retail employee complain about being a slave.

Andy K, Thursday, 7 April 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

Why did Affeldt bat with a runner on?

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

he's a decent batter and he was pitching well, also to save an arm for tomorrow?

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

They just had a day off though.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

Jints actually have a SS with less range than Jeter

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

Brian Wilson is the tool of all tools.

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

ump is a tool

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

Part of why the use of "torture" in this context is annoying -- akin to hearing a part-time retail employee complain about being a slave.

― Andy K, Thursday, April 7, 2011 7:42 AM (Yesterday)

does all exaggerated hyperbole bother you? i'm going home cuz i'm starving and i've been slaving all day, listening to this tortuous game.

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

TORTURE

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:35 (fourteen years ago)

SLIM PANDA

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

this ump is next level...

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

this team is comedy gold

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

both those pitches to Rowand WERE strikes btw

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 April 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

once mo'

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 9 April 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

i just turned this on, just got home from work, how long was this game?

anyways, Rowand is on fire so far this year.

Bee OK, Saturday, 9 April 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

When Rowand made the roster, all those KNBR callers were down on him.

Maltodextrin, Saturday, 9 April 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

IIRC, Rowand was on fire for opening week last year too.

Lovingly,

SSSteve SSShasta

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 9 April 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

i'm now watching my DVR of the game today and just now heard:

the California Bears of Berkeley baseball program was reinstated today. a very good thing as it was terrible news last year when they said it was over after like 60 years or something.

Bee OK, Saturday, 9 April 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

well maybe that should go on the A's thread. just know that Jeff Kent was from Cal's baseball program.

Bee OK, Saturday, 9 April 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

i was way off, the baseball program started over 100 years ago:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/04/08/SPPG1IT1H7.DTL&tsp=1

Bee OK, Saturday, 9 April 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

Cal baseball timeline:

1892: First year.

1899: Cal captures the Stanford Axe for the first time, at a baseball game, when Cal fans wrest it from Stanford fans.

1947: National title.

1957: National title.

1958: Former Bear Jackie Jensen wins AL MVP.

1992: Last College World Series appearance.

2000: Former Bear Jeff Kent wins NL MVP.

Sept. 28, 2010: Cal tags baseball and three other programs for elimination as of July 2011.

Feb. 11, 2011: Cal reinstates women's lacrosse and gymnastics (and restores varsity status for men's rugby), but baseball is still out.

Friday: Cal reinstates baseball. Only men's gymnastics remains condemned, for now.

Bee OK, Saturday, 9 April 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

2000: Former Bear Jeff Kent wins is gifted NL MVP.

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 9 April 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

yes, Berry Bonds should have won the MVP again in 2000. Jeff Kent did have an amazing year thou.

2000 was the year the Giants should have made the World Series, as they were better than the 2002 team that went.

Bee OK, Saturday, 9 April 2011 05:28 (fourteen years ago)

who did dusty give the game ball to in 2000?

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 April 2011 05:32 (fourteen years ago)

just turned this game on, it's 12:43 in the OC and it's tied. going to bed.

Bee OK, Saturday, 9 April 2011 07:44 (fourteen years ago)

lol, this was suppose to go in the Dodgers thread. they are playing right now because of a rain delay...

Bee OK, Saturday, 9 April 2011 07:44 (fourteen years ago)

does all exaggerated hyperbole bother you? i'm going home cuz i'm starving and i've been slaving all day, listening to this tortuous torturous game.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Saturday, 9 April 2011 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

so i just watched the Giants get their rings, pretty cool stuff. it showed the visitors dugout and you see Tony La Russa watching. i know he lives in the East Bay so his heart seems to still be in San Francisco.

Bee OK, Sunday, 10 April 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

a few more things about the ring ceremony. the Giants brought back four of their living Hall of Famers, with two not able to make it. there was nothing about Berry Bonds whatsoever, i thought he would be there. they brought in Hall of Famers from the 49's, Raiders, Warriors and the A's to throw out the first pitch. Lincemum ran out to the field to shake Reggie Jackson hand, then Steve Young shook Timmy hand. Sammy Hagar sung God Bless America and stunk.

all in all a pretty great scene.

Bee OK, Sunday, 10 April 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

yr giants owner doesn't know yr giants' announcer's names, whatever they are, btw

Z S, Sunday, 10 April 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

A shame -- La Russa could have called up Dennis DeYoung or Tommy Shaw.

Andy K, Sunday, 10 April 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

(Re: Hagar)

Andy K, Sunday, 10 April 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

Berry Lincemum

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 10 April 2011 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

yr giants owner doesn't know yr giants' announcer's names, whatever they are, btw

― Z S, Saturday, April 9, 2011 8:51 PM (15 minutes ago)

i'm wactching this in delay. and not to defend the Giants all the time but have to point out: the Owner said "Make sure the names are right and see if they fit." meaning make sure i didn't mess up the boxes, not that he doesn't know Kruk and Kuip names.

Bee OK, Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

but just before that! like, 5 seconds before that. the owner referred to one of the announcers, and then the other announcer was like "uh...you mean _____", and THEN the owner said the "make sure the names are right" thing as a joke, as in, "i just fucked up your name, now i'm making a joek about getting the name right on the ring but i'm rich so whatever dudes!"

Z S, Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:22 (fourteen years ago)

genuinely have no idea how this team scores runs -- how does nate schierholtz ever even get to third base?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

it's usually when colby rasmus fucks up

Z S, Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

it's usually when colby rasmus fucks up

― Z S, Saturday, April 9, 2011 9:26 PM (11 minutes ago)

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)

TORTURE!

City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)

i decided to watch this game live. how the hell did they not catch that fucking ball?

it's magic inside.

Bee OK, Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

it's not magic, it's god, and he hates everyone in the midwest

Z S, Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

it's magic inside.

― Bee OK, Sunday, April 10, 2011 12:40 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

this applies to the other team when brian wilson is pitching

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

it's magic inside was their slogan for last years commercials. it seems that the Giants somehow win games when they are not suppose to. a bunch of those seem to happen in the bottom of the ninth.

Bee OK, Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:47 (fourteen years ago)

saying that, they are now only a .500 team. at least they are not making all those errors.

Bee OK, Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

it seems that the Giants somehow win games when they are not suppose to. a bunch of those seem to happen in the bottom of the ninth.

― Bee OK, Sunday, April 10, 2011 12:47 AM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark

you realize this happens to every baseball team right? just fyi

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

i know

Bee OK, Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

that is part of the reason why baseball is so fun. they play 162 games of this in one season. shit happens and it great to watch over a six month period.

and my team, right here and right now, happens to be these San Francisco Giants. just a amazing time in my life for my team...

Bee OK, Sunday, 10 April 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

the Giants just gave Juan Uribe his ring, it was suppose to be behind close doors. according to Vin Scully, the Giants players said no that he deserved an on field presentation. Juan Uribe cried, pretty cool moment.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

Kemp gets picked off as pitcher throws ball to first, throw to second and Tejada drops ball. then a line drive to second, would have had Kemp picked off again for third out but drop ball, run scored. 5 outs to get out of inning, only one run though. still this team has horrible defense.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

Giants pitching staff deserves better defense.

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if seeing the words "a dream come true" at the top of this thread is going to haunt you later in the season, Bee :)

Could this be a historically bad defence, do we reckon?

Mark C, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 12:52 (fourteen years ago)

pretty sure it has to do with winning the world series and nothing in the slightest with their defence in 2011!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 13:39 (fourteen years ago)

Well yes, but do you want to see that headline when you're ten games behind with Miguel Tejada fielding .650?

Mark C, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

if my team won the World Series - their SS could have a fielding percentage of .001 the next year for all i care!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

Miguel Tejada, he stoppeth two of three

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

why would Kemp want to steal third when he was already in scoring position and one out?

Bee OK, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

He's a gamer -- he's always out there giving it 110%.

The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

sets up a sac fly or sac hit?

ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

i guess, seems like such a waste.

Posey had him by a couple of feet.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

it generally is a bad idea yes

ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

Furcal did the same thing last night, ump called him safe but replays showed him out by several feet.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

Brandon Belt... good luck in Fresno. Wow, can't hit or field.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, that is what i was thinking. Huff in the outfield is not working either so it might be a blessing in disguise.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

panda

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

wow what a play by lincecum

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

nice play Timmy

Bee OK, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

xpost

Bee OK, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

Lincecum really wants this

Bee OK, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

Bochy listened and turned around, surprised as it is early in the season. didn't work out as he hits Uribe yet again and had two strikes.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.gifsoup.com/view/1142672/sliding-catch-by-tim-lincecum.html

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

so we have a thing possibly starting. Lincemum hit Uribe twice and second time with a runner on and a 3-2 count, not what he was aiming for. tonight Lilly has hit Posey twice tonight. again both pitches seemed innocent. then the home plate umpire talked to the crew chief at second and then warned both teams.

Bee OK, Thursday, 14 April 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

i need a edit button, take out one tonight.

Bee OK, Thursday, 14 April 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

so Bochy uses Bumgarner as his first pinch hitter off the bench in the Dodgers game. why? though he does have a nice swing but really not that great of an average.

Bee OK, Thursday, 14 April 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

He's a pitcher! Except for a very select few (Mike Hampton, Carlos Z), even the ones who can fairly hack aren't going to post great averages.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 14 April 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

so why did Bochy use him in that situation?

that was what i was trying to ask.

Bee OK, Thursday, 14 April 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

Kruk said they're running thin on position players tonight (Derosa's wrist, Torres's calf, etc.), so he's keeping extra innings in mind.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 14 April 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago)

oh, i'm in the Vin Scully area so listening to him tonight.

wrist again for DeRosa?

Bee OK, Thursday, 14 April 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

MadiBum's BPs are legendary... dude can rake.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 14 April 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

Going back a little, isn't Marichal a HOFer? Why wasn't he part of the ring ceremony (or was he)?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 14 April 2011 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

"Juan Marichal and Monte Irvin weren't on hand and will get their rings later."

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 14 April 2011 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

Brian Wilson gets two of the worlds easiest saves two nights in a row. Jamey Carroll, Aaron Miles and shameful Dodger PH

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 14 April 2011 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

it really does look like the Panda is back this year, pleasant surprise.

Bee OK, Saturday, 16 April 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

we lose Zito tonight but it really doesn't feel like a loss?

Bee OK, Sunday, 17 April 2011 06:59 (fourteen years ago)

it might if you have to watch Jeff Suppan pitching

ciderpress, Sunday, 17 April 2011 07:28 (fourteen years ago)

^^^Ryan Vogelsong^^^

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 17 April 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

Sabes really needs to cut his losses on Belt and send him back to Fresno. He has no bat, is not a good 1B, and forces them to put Huff in RF which has cost them quite a bit on the defensive front.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 17 April 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

Hey, SF, are you excited about the next series? You should win it - you've got a gimme with Lincecum vs our 6th starter, then a rehabbing Ubaldo vs the sometimes-great Sanchez, then Matt "Rockie-killer" Cain versus JDLR. But basbeall's not always that simple...

Mark C, Monday, 18 April 2011 10:56 (fourteen years ago)

the Rockies are on fire as of late and the Giants can't catch the ball. these Giants really need two out of three. hoping for a least that.

Bee OK, Monday, 18 April 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

or tulo could keep on hitting like our lord and savior jesus christ and rockies take the series by strength of will alone

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 18 April 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

Giants management are gonna be all over that humidor issue again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StY_mGM-lU4

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 18 April 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

w/r/t Belt... Cody Ross begins minors rehab today, Belt should start packing his bags.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 18 April 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think they are going to send down Belt, think that Nate, as he just hits a ball out of the upper deck, will be the odd man out. i also think he is out of options.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

so i'm wrong, it sounds like Belt will go back to AAA tomorrow...

Bee OK, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

Guessing is a total waste of time.

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

Good to see the G's hit and field well in the same game, esp. against CRs.

lol John Miller-- "here at Coors field a 5 run lead in the first isn't that comfortable"

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 05:26 (fourteen years ago)

TORUTRE

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think they are going to send down Belt, think that Nate, as he just hits a ball out of the upper deck, will be the odd man out. i also think he is out of options.

― Bee OK, Monday, April 18, 2011 6:00 PM (Yesterday)

Nice rationale: let's cut ties with a guy who's out of options to keep playin a rook who can't hit or field....

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

Is this you BeeOK?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwYZ3LHHERI

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

i just didn't think they would give up on Belt so soon, but 50AB really is enough. really thought that they would send Ford down and then Nate when Torres came back.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

Guessing is a total waste of time.

― the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Monday, April 18, 2011 9:47 PM (Yesterday)

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

big, big win. we needed to slow down the Rockies and at their home nonetheless. going for the sweep tomorrow, yeah!

Bee OK, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

Cody Ross sent a text message to Aubrey Huff on Tuesday morning to let him know he would be arriving at Coors Field later that day.

Huff, who had a rough go as the temporary right fielder, replied: "Thank God you're back. Now I can go back to first base."

Ross responded: "Yeah, that's where you belong!"

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

Belt sent down

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 18:23 (fourteen years ago)

But now Pablo out with a bicep strain... DeRosa to 3rd!

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

Braves making Timmeh work for it.

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Saturday, 23 April 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

Is this you BeeOK?
http://www.youtube.com/v/iwYZ3LHHERI&fs=1&hl=en

― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, April 19, 2011 9:16 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark

^^^^ this video is so awesome

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

Whiteside married his high school sweetheart, Amy, in 2004.[12] The two welcomed their first child, Whittington "Whit" Jackson Whiteside, in February 2010.[13]

johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

whittington j whiteside you get in the house now

johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

Atlanta seems to have our number expect in the playoffs. thank God we are going on the road to play Pittsburgh, Washington and New York. maybe they can get things back together there as this team looks awful, surprised they are .500.

Bee OK, Sunday, 24 April 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

Bad weekend for SF baseball. Glad I slept through most of those games, though I wish the Giants wouldn't have.
On to the next series...

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

Dude, BeeOK, I think the title of this thread has jinxed the team.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

A Dream come true

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

i think your right Leee.

everyday they wake up during this season the players are the World Champs.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 08:25 (fourteen years ago)

the announced crowd tonight in Pittsburgh 9,048.

this team can't even beat the Pirates as they barley won last night. glad i'm at work when these games are starting.

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 April 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

3rd A Rowand stole home, P Sandoval stole second, P Sandoval safe at third on throwing error by catcher R Doumit.

what

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 28 April 2011 17:33 (fourteen years ago)

double steal

Sandoval tries for 2nd safe, Rowand stalls for a moment then breaks for the plate, throw comes home and Doumit can't handle it, Panda goes to 3rd.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 April 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

Ah, I love those!

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 28 April 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

A Dream come true: your lucky-to-finish-.500 SF Giants of 2011

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 30 April 2011 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

it's only April!

yet you are probably right with them being around a .500 team this year. so sad.

Bee OK, Saturday, 30 April 2011 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

"Hi, you have reached the Giants Offense. No one is in right now to take your call, so if you would like to leave a message wait for the beep and someone will, eventually, return your call."

Bee OK, Saturday, 30 April 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

brandon belt seems to be able to hit triple-a pitching

not exactly sure if this is a good sign or a bad sign

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 April 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

shit the Giants are going to lose Pablo Sandoval for four to six weeks with a fractured hamate bone in his right hand. he was like the only one on this team who was actually hitting. this team is going to be even harder to watch.

Bee OK, Sunday, 1 May 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

got home from work and watching the game:

Jonathan Sanchez walked four Nationals in the first inning and escaped, thanks to a double play. two hit batters and another walk to load the bases than a bloop single for just one run. to end the second inning the ball was hit to first base (where Buster Posey is playing for the first time this year) and Jonathan Sanchez didn't even cover first. Buster had to run to first and the announcers were saying "unbelievable." where is Sanchez?

Bee OK, Sunday, 1 May 2011 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

that has to be one of the most bizarre games i have ever seen. Jonathan Sanchez gave up 0 Earn Runs and won 2-1.

Bee OK, Sunday, 1 May 2011 07:39 (fourteen years ago)

it's donut time (literally and figuratively).

sanskrit, Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:12 (fourteen years ago)

A Hamate come apart:

Andy K, Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

28 pound weight gain after returning, over/under?

sanskrit, Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

UNDER.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Sunday, 1 May 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

can't even beat the Nationals

Bee OK, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

they get shut out twice and lose three out of four.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

how have they scored six runs (so far) tonight?

Bee OK, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

so i even cursed them this game, no out man on second and don't score.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

you are a curse upon them

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

there is a finite amount of enthusiasm in the universe and you are using up all of the World Champion San Francisco Giants' enthusiasm

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

wow, lots of Giants fan in New York tonight. good job Huff, it's about time to wake up.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

guess i didn't use up all the enthusiasm tonight.

they needed this win in so many ways.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

Entering Tuesday, Belt owned a .517 batting average (15-for-29) with two home runs and 10 RBIs in nine games since returning to the Minors. His .622 on-base percentage and .862 slugging average almost seem fictional.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

too bad he couldn't manage a fraction of that during his cup o coffee.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

Lincecum in throwing out of his mind tonight in New York. 12 K so far, might be it through seven.

Bee OK, Thursday, 5 May 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

he's been fine, and I bet he'd love to have this ump all year.

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 May 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

jaysonst
Tim Lincecum is 26 years old. Tonight was his 29th 10+-K game. That's already more than Vida Blue, Marichal, Morris, Fernando, Guidry. Wow.

Andy K, Thursday, 5 May 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

they only go 5-5 on this road trip and play some of the worst teams in the NL. this is going to be a very long season.

Bee OK, Friday, 6 May 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

i love baseball

Bee OK, Saturday, 7 May 2011 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

3 - 3 vs Col going into the ninth.

Bee OK, Saturday, 7 May 2011 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

nice come from behind win!

Bee OK, Saturday, 7 May 2011 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

You know, I respect Bochy, and I usually will give him the benefit of the doubt, but why in the world is Mike Fontenot the #3 hitter?

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 8 May 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

it is so wrong to have Fontenot batting third but it has been working out.

nice win, maybe this team can get on a roll. hope so, i need something to fill up my summer.

Bee OK, Sunday, 8 May 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

Well it worked out, in any event. But it makes no sense.

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 8 May 2011 04:08 (fourteen years ago)

Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh. You win this round, but we'll be back *shakes fist

Mark C, Monday, 9 May 2011 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

haha, i thought the Rockies were going to murder us. then the Giants sweep after taking two out of three at your house. looks like the Giants might have their number again this year.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

Eh, at some point you'll be slumping and we'll be winning, I just hope they both happen at the same time :)

Mark C, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 10:50 (fourteen years ago)

five straight and Tejada is a bonus (still want him off the team) tonight?

this isn't that same team that started 2011, still could be a long season.

Bee OK, Thursday, 12 May 2011 06:46 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone else watching this Giants-Cubs game? If it wasn't a Fox broadcast they would have brought out the tarps long ago.

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 15 May 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

is it wet? listening to knbr and they're just saying it's freezing.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 15 May 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

Cold, wet, windy, not many fans left in the stands. Moisture on the ball has affected some plays.

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 15 May 2011 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

ah okay, looks like they're finally gonna call the game.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 15 May 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

Finally they stop it, in the 7th inning, after it's been raining the whole game.

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 15 May 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

Mark DeRosa healthy enough for regular starts at third base

This is not a good headline to read in 2011

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 May 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6708/evc4g0.gif

omar little, Sunday, 15 May 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

that was funny last year but really doesn't apply this year.

Bee OK, Sunday, 15 May 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

the Giants are in first place in the middle of May a year after winning it all. this team is not really playing that well but still manages to win. very lucky to be where we are right now especially with Tejada on this team.

Bee OK, Sunday, 15 May 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

DeRosa did not look good at third base today.

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

just move aubrey huff there!

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 17 May 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago)

Chris Speier is only 60 years old... after Vizquel, Renteria and Tejada you'd think they could still take a chance on him.

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 05:19 (fourteen years ago)

what a weird game so far, DeRosa is done after swinging. he might be done.

Bee OK, Thursday, 19 May 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

or i should have said, after he checked his swing. DeRosa is always injured. bad luck.

Bee OK, Thursday, 19 May 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

the strangeness continues as Cain gives up a home run and than loads the bases with no out. gets out of it with only that one run.

Bee OK, Thursday, 19 May 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

the Giants always makes these games one run games.

they are adding years to my life...

Bee OK, Thursday, 19 May 2011 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

that was too easy, Huff doesn't play it right.

tie

Bee OK, Thursday, 19 May 2011 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

now the Giants are in a tie as they had this one in the bag.

Bee OK, Thursday, 19 May 2011 05:05 (fourteen years ago)

Cody Ross, you animal.

Maltodextrin, Thursday, 19 May 2011 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

fuck, i love baseball

Bee OK, Thursday, 19 May 2011 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

Brian Wilson sprained his beard.

Maltodextrin, Thursday, 19 May 2011 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

beating the dodgers isn't a significant achievement if u ask me. also working with a 4 man pen because of injuries and mattingly is also an idiot.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 19 May 2011 06:55 (fourteen years ago)

i think if huff had leaned to his right and fallen down, the tying single might have hit him

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 May 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)

Madison Bumgarner finally gets his first win this year and it against the Dodgers. the date is May 19, that took too long.

Bee OK, Friday, 20 May 2011 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

i'm so excited, DirecTV has added NBC Bay Area Channel 4 to the MLB Extra Innings package. so instead of having to listen to the A's broadcast team i can listen to Jon Miller instead.

Bee OK, Saturday, 21 May 2011 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

Vogelsong for MVP, can't believe how lucky the Giants get with their fringe hail mary desperation signings. Could you imagine how bad Zito would be in comparison?

2011
WHIP 1.04
ERA 1.93

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 21 May 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

Brian Wilson owes Nate Schierholtz a few dinners.

Maltodextrin, Saturday, 21 May 2011 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

a win

Bee OK, Saturday, 21 May 2011 05:44 (fourteen years ago)

Small sample size and everything, but what's going to happen when lolzito comes back? $126 million long reliever?

Coelacanth Green (Leee), Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

just another one run game.

the Giants sweep and the Rockies get swept, great weekend for my team.

Bee OK, Monday, 23 May 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

not sure what will happen with Zito. i hope Vogelsong continues to pitch well so it does become an issue when Zito is ready.

Bee OK, Monday, 23 May 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

Savages at home!

errant flynn, Monday, 23 May 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

11-3 in 1-run games

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 23 May 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

(broken down: 8-0 at home, 3-3 on the road)

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 23 May 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

but theyre pythag is still tilted towards them having more wins than losses right? if colorado falters sf can have this locked up with sd and lad looking like absolute shit.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

the Giants have another sell out tonight, making it 19 in a row. every game, so far in 2011, has been a sell out. i think only Red Sox and Phillies can say that?

Bee OK, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

obviously i'm talking about home games.

is any other baseball team (besides the Giants, Red Sox and Phillies) in this elite group?

Bee OK, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

Giants lose their first at home after a nine home winning streak.

the Marlins totally over-matched them tonight. this team still has a long way to go as they can't hit. they need to improve this offence if they are going to go anywhere this year.

not happy

Bee OK, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

nine [add]game[/add] home winning streak

Bee OK, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

i feel bad about bitching because we lead the West by 3.5 games but still...

Bee OK, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 05:14 (fourteen years ago)

Bee OK, if you were a true fan, you would find a way to a win these games for your team. End of story.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 05:27 (fourteen years ago)

Congratulations to the 2011 Sn Francisco Giants on winning the NL West.

/weeps

Mark C, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:17 (fourteen years ago)

so teams with the most attendance for home games in order goes:

1. Phillies
2. Yankees?
3. Giants

they said this in the beginning of the Giants game tonight.

Bee OK, Thursday, 26 May 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

A Dream come true (for opponents): Aubrey Huff up with RISP

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 May 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

Huff is having a horrible year. have no idea why he is still batting third in the order.

Bee OK, Thursday, 26 May 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

i think you have your answer

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 May 2011 05:33 (fourteen years ago)

did that really happen?

Bee OK, Thursday, 26 May 2011 05:33 (fourteen years ago)

this team is making me crazy

Bee OK, Thursday, 26 May 2011 05:34 (fourteen years ago)

that inning was so retarded -- the only hard hit ball was the one that ended up being meaningless

J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 May 2011 05:35 (fourteen years ago)

i hope this one doesn't go 19 innings.

Bee OK, Thursday, 26 May 2011 05:56 (fourteen years ago)

Rough play, if Posey is hurt, that's some bad news.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 26 May 2011 06:11 (fourteen years ago)

OMG THEY KILLED POSEY

Maltodextrin, Thursday, 26 May 2011 06:12 (fourteen years ago)

that hurts

Bee OK, Thursday, 26 May 2011 06:16 (fourteen years ago)

Someone call Benji

polyphonic, Thursday, 26 May 2011 06:20 (fourteen years ago)

Seriously don't remember a more depressing end to a Giants game.

Maltodextrin, Thursday, 26 May 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)

looked like he was going to barf he was writhing in so much pain

sanskrit, Thursday, 26 May 2011 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

Hope Belt is on a bus right now.

errant flynn, Thursday, 26 May 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

According to Amy Gutierrez of Comcast Sporstnet, Buster Posey has a broken bone and torn ligaments in his left leg. Posey and Darren Ford will be placed on the Disabled List, as Brandon Belt and Chris Stewart get called up to replace them on the active roster. It’s quite likely that Posey will be out for the entire season.

This sucks.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

feel sorry for you guys. man what a player. as someone who played catcher from age 5-22, it aint fun getting railed like that....not one bit. they need to change the rules.

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

Fuuuuuuuuck.

errant flynn, Thursday, 26 May 2011 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

pandoval48 Pablo Sandoval
Good morning I feel so bad because we lost buster for rest of the season it's gonna be hard with out him
51 minutes ago

polyphonic, Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/726961/posey.gif.opt_medium.gif

polyphonic, Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

Neyer's take:

"Baseball was not designed, and is not best played, as a contact sport.

Catchers should not be allowed to block home plate without the ball, and in fact the rules prohibit them from doing exactly that. But the umpires allow them to block the plate -- this is what Joe refers to as "the de facto legalization of obstruction -- and this leads to a serious injury or two every season.

Runners should not be allowed to devastate catchers. They shouldn't be allowed to devastate catchers who are blocking the plate, and they absolutely should not be allowed to devastate catchers who are not blocking the plate.

Watch the play again. Buster Posey did not have the ball. Buster Posey was not blocking the plate. Scott Cousins had to alter his path to slam into Buster Posey. You can't really fault Cousins because his behavior has become normal.

It should not be normal, or acceptable. Major League Baseball and the Players Association should get together, after the season if not immediately, and put an end to his unofficially codified insanity."

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/5/26/2191529/buster-posey-injury-mlb-rules

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

as i said before it sucks getting drilled at home plate, although i also played hockey so i was used to getting hit and it didn't happen all that often. what was worse was getting foul balls off your legs, arms, head, feet and balls.

The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

I haven't read much analysis but doesn't it look like Cousins would have been safe with a basic hook slide?

Fucking baseball players.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

Knowing the Giants history, there will more than likely be some form of retaliation today. Not that he's been a factor this year, but Hanley is being benched.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 26 May 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

Vogelsong for MVP, unreal

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 26 May 2011 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

i watched that play live last night and didn't think it was going to be a season ending injury. Wow, that is really bad news. this team has no offence, as they must be close to last in runs scored. losing our big man in the heart of the order is going to be the big blow of losing him. yes he controls our pitching staff but it's the bat we will miss more.

Bee OK, Thursday, 26 May 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

This team is done. They performed well above their heads for the first 2 months considering the injuries (panda, wilson, torres, ross, zito, de rosa, etc.) but with the loss of Buster I don't really see how they can fill in his 3-headed role (bat, game-calling, defense). They'll be lucky to track at .500 for the rest of the season. Could see them selling off all dead wood at the deadline.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 27 May 2011 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

Could see them selling off all dead wood at the deadline.

would they be able to field a team?

J0rdan S., Friday, 27 May 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

They'll still win the West.

polyphonic, Friday, 27 May 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

lol Shasta sounding like Bee OK

"game-calling," that most elusive of skills

(ie none of us has a clue who's good at it)

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 May 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

i guess now we'll never see Reyes in a SF jersey. ;(

sanskrit, Friday, 27 May 2011 13:49 (fourteen years ago)

@AmyGGiants Amy Gutierrez
Bochy says based on what he's been briefed on regarding Posey's MRI, he thinks Buster will be back this season. #sfgiants

lolllllllllllllllll

sanskrit, Friday, 27 May 2011 13:54 (fourteen years ago)

Brandon Crawford is making his Major League debut tonight for the Giants.

Bee OK, Saturday, 28 May 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

and the kid hits a Grand Slam, nice.

Bee OK, Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

first Major League hit.

Bee OK, Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:09 (fourteen years ago)

i know it's only been a couple days, and maybe he is some kind of ~magician~ handling a pitching staff, but there are perhaps hundreds of catchers in the world who are better hitters than eli whiteside

dozens, anyway

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

speaking of

Prince Fielder almost took out Whiteside going one-hundred miles per hour straight into him.

Bee OK, Saturday, 28 May 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

lol Shasta sounding like Bee OK

"game-calling," that most elusive of skills

(ie none of us has a clue who's good at it)

― the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Thursday, May 26, 2011 8:50 PM (Yesterday)

hey Dr. More B.S., I was listening to Jim Bowden today and he said the exact same thing! "Posey's skill at game calling". So take that and stick it in your ear.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 28 May 2011 05:57 (fourteen years ago)

if jim bowden said it, then it must be true

polyphonic, Saturday, 28 May 2011 05:59 (fourteen years ago)

2010 SF Giants: 3.36 ERA
Buster Posey: 3.18 Catcher's ERA
Bengie Molina: 3.61 Catcher's ERA
Eli Whiteside: 3.59 Catcher's ERA

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 28 May 2011 06:02 (fourteen years ago)

@AmyGGiants Amy Gutierrez
Bochy says based on what he's been briefed on regarding Posey's MRI, he thinks Buster will be back this season. #sfgiants

lolllllllllllllllll

― sanskrit, Friday, May 27, 2011 6:54 AM (16 hours ago)

not really that lol, it's the fibula (the smaller bone in the lower leg), I know from personal experience that it heals in 6-8 weeks max (not sure about the ligaments though).

http://www.proprofs.com/flashcards/upload/a7346852.jpg

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 28 May 2011 06:06 (fourteen years ago)

hey "Shasta", do you know Bosox zombies think that "Tek" is "great" at "game-calling," too?

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2011 13:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2011/05/25/shastasaurus-sucked/

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Rebel IMF (Leee), Saturday, 28 May 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

Let's also not forget that the Giants just put their number three hitter on the DL as well, yes, Mike Fontenot.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Rebel IMF (Leee), Saturday, 28 May 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, Dr. More BS, not sure if you remember in the Red Sox thread where this was talked about in detail how pitchers pitching to Tek vs. Saltamacchia was much lower?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 28 May 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

hey Dr. Shasta:

“He’s not going to be back this season,” head athletic trainer Dave Groeschner said in a conference call with reporters. “He will have another surgery somewhere in the 8- to 10-week mark to take out some of that hardware that the doctors put in. That’s already determined. … Add that to rehab time, and I don’t see him making it back this season.”

i'm sure he'll bee OK.

sanskrit, Monday, 30 May 2011 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

and so it begins. the Giants lose the first place spot and wonder if they will ever get it back this year.

with a World Championship i'm very satisfied but with this pitching staff it's going to be a loss season.

Bee OK, Monday, 30 May 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago)

Reduced to poorly photoshopped nostalgia.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0xbtBl731qbypg1o1_500.jpg

Doctoral Who (Leee), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

from a get well Buster Posey site:

"Dear Mr.Posey,I love you and I want to give you lots of hugs and kisses on your boo boo to make you feel better. I pray for you every night with my mommy before I go to bed, and also I asked Father Mcallister to bless you and pray for you in the special intentions at my school’s, and regular Sunday masses.You are my favorite player. I have your poster on my wall and I always tap it before my tee ball games for good luck. I wear your number on my tee ball jersey, I play catcher, and I like to chew bubble gum because I see you do it and It’s fun to pretend that I am you.Do you watch Spongebob? I do! You should watch Spongebob, because when I feel bad my mommy always makes me macaroni and cheese and then she puts on Spongebob to help me feel better. My mommy helped me write this, and is a very nice lady.I want you to feel better so that we can win the trophy again and then I can stay up past my bedtime on a school night again. I cried when I saw you get your boo boo and crawl on the dirt. Please write me back. I love you, and you are, and always will be my hero.

Love,Mackey (5 years old)"

Bee OK, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 04:23 (fourteen years ago)

true, spongebob is good recuperation tv.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

"and crawl on the dirt"

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:25 (fourteen years ago)

"My mommy helped me write this, and is a very nice lady. 38-24-37 and daddy is away on business trips lots, holler at boo @BeatLA25 she'll nurse you back to health cottdamn it"

sanskrit, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

what a nightmare inning.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

the bullpen really doesn't give up leads, so this is somewhat unusual.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

Oh god, baseball (and the NL West) sucks.

Mark C, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)

Arizona is leading a division?

sanskrit, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)

the DBacks are playing out of their minds right now, and won like 14 out of 15 or something like that.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

SF is 2-4 since losing Posey and team ERA is slowly rising... #"gamecalling" #morbsbait

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

Arizona is leading a division?

― sanskrit, Wednesday, June 1, 2011 12:21 PM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

the nl west is crazy this year. the dodgers have yet to play a nl west game against the team in 1st because its a moving target. then again I dont think we've played arizona more than 3 times this year because the schedule is cookoo bananas.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

another bad outing for Lincecum, despite having nine strike outs. he just missing that something, probably speed, in that closing pitch.

Bee OK, Thursday, 2 June 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

we have no business leading this game. way to stay in there boys.

Bee OK, Thursday, 2 June 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

sigh

Z S, Thursday, 2 June 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

Hacks!

errant flynn, Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

St. Louis pay your electric bills

Bee OK, Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

lol, at them play "When The Lights Go Down In The City" a song well about in part San Francisco.

Bee OK, Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

play playing

Bee OK, Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

does anyone know the rules of when there is a power outage? why don't they just finish the game?

there are two outs, play in the bottom of the 11th.

Bee OK, Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

play ball

Bee OK, Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

wait it's over, again they should have never won.

Bee OK, Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

yes they should have, they won.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 2 June 2011 05:31 (fourteen years ago)

I am in rare agreement with BeeOK, no team batting Miguel Tejada in the 2 slot deserves to win.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 June 2011 05:40 (fourteen years ago)

He went 0-6.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 June 2011 05:40 (fourteen years ago)

Anytime they win it's despite tejada. He truly is wretched. I just throw up my hands before every at bat in anticipation.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 2 June 2011 05:48 (fourteen years ago)

so here we go again, the Giants will make a no name pitcher look like Cy Young.

Bee OK, Friday, 3 June 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

Sabean et al. whining incessantly about Cousins is nagl

polyphonic, Friday, 3 June 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

down 0-3 with unable to hit this pitcher debut, now up 4-3 and have knocked out the pitcher in the 6th.

Bee OK, Friday, 3 June 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

miggy y u gratuitously slide at home

mookieproof, Friday, 3 June 2011 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

wow the cards outfield sux

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 3 June 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

strike that their fielding in general is terrible

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 3 June 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

wow, nice come back.

Bee OK, Friday, 3 June 2011 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

about the Buster Posey thing, i think it's good that it's being talked about. not sure of a rules change but it has brought up some good points. i was 90% against it, now i'm 50-50.

Bee OK, Friday, 3 June 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

wait, that's a grand slam.

maybe this game isn't over.

Bee OK, Friday, 3 June 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

the 7th inning:

Giants 5
Cards 4

Bee OK, Friday, 3 June 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

i just tuned in, but jake westbrook is pinchhitting. tony la russa is either a genius, or the craziest piece of shit that ever wore the cards' uniform. either way, this game is over.

Z S, Friday, 3 June 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

huffin'

mookieproof, Friday, 3 June 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

Huff now has 8HR on the year. three tonight and one last night. he couldn't wait for June apparently.

Bee OK, Friday, 3 June 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

tonight was Huff wife's birthday and said those HR were for her.

Bee OK, Friday, 3 June 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=14128

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 4 June 2011 07:49 (fourteen years ago)

I found a link to this on a Reds site, here is Johnny Bench's take on the Posey collision.

http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/article.aspx?subjectid=225&articleid=20110603_225_B2_CUTLIN570419

"Were you surprised that there was such an outcry about home-plate collisions after San Francisco Giants star catcher Buster Posey's season-ending leg and ankle injury last week?"

Buster was a finalist for the Johnny Bench Award (as the top collegiate catcher in 2008) and is a great kid - I called him after the World Series last year. When I heard about the injury, I was anxious to see how this happened. Buster put himself in such a bad position. First of all, my catchers don't sit in front of home plate. They stand away from home plate and work back to the plate. But we (catchers) are just fair game. You've got a guy running around third base at 210 to 220 pounds with 3 percent body fat and with sprinter's speed. I teach my kids to stay away from the plate when you don't have the ball so the runner actually sees home plate and his thought is, slide. But Buster is laying in front of home plate, and it's like having a disabled car in the middle of a four-lane highway. You're just going to get smacked. Show them the plate. You can always catch the ball and step, or step and catch the ball, as long as you've got the runner on the ground. And if you have the runner on the ground, there's less chance of any severe collision.

earlnash, Saturday, 4 June 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-giants-posey

i don't know why i found this article title so funny. as if there is an alternate universe somewhere where Posey cosigns all threats on Cousins.. "get at him"

sanskrit, Saturday, 4 June 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

Never expected Sabes/Giants could act so butthurt! :\

VagemiteBoi (Leee), Saturday, 4 June 2011 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

can't believe people are still talking about this a week later. if ugly ass Sal Fasano just had his career ended Sportscenter would have replayed it for two days as an example of a sweet hit.

sanskrit, Saturday, 4 June 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

You hurt Sal's feelings.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5t0_4JAubww/TPMfEraZw4I/AAAAAAAABy0/C01vrnX1nKg/s1600/SAL.jpg

VagemiteBoi (Leee), Sunday, 5 June 2011 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

how did you find a handsome picture of him? that must be some leibowitz/vanity fair photoshoppery.

i'm talking about this guy:

http://www.millerparkdrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ept_sports_mlb_experts-792058222-1237862308.jpg

sanskrit, Sunday, 5 June 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

Vogelsong for MVP. Amazing job this year.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 5 June 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

agreed, there is no way Zito gets that slot over Vogelsong. so what is going to happen?

Bee OK, Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

Bochy said Vogelsong isn't losing his spot, so either Zito is doing long relief or staying in AAA until there's an injury.

polyphonic, Monday, 6 June 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

I think they should trade a starter for a bat tho.

polyphonic, Monday, 6 June 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

J. Sanchez doesn't have much trade value right now, does he?

Doctoral Who (Leee), Monday, 6 June 2011 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

not sure how those things work. i would not trade either Lincecum or Bumgarner, other than that have at it if it's a good deal.

and how is Tejada still playing everyday?

Bee OK, Monday, 6 June 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

now that i say that it sounds insane. pitching is what won the World Series last year. and they are in first in the NL West.

Bee OK, Monday, 6 June 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

Lincecum is going for 1,000 strike outs for his first five years tonight. will join a elite group of eight pitchers if he does it.

good luck Timmy!

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

for in

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

and first inning he strikes out the side...

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

and there it is 1,000 strikeouts.

congrats Timmy!

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

he can't hear you

sanskrit, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

and with that landmark achieved, he stops throwing strikes.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

Congrats Timmy! You got knocked out of the game against the worst team in MLB (besides the Mets) in the 3rd inning!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

they lost three out of four earlier this year in Washington. they seem to have a problem against the East this year at home, haven't won one game.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

i don't think Whiteside has thrown out one base runner since taking over for Posey, sad.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

is it safe to talk about game calling or CERA yet? or is it still an amorphous data blob, signifying nothing...

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 04:06 (fourteen years ago)

Giants drafted a guy named Joe Panik today.

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 04:30 (fourteen years ago)

Panik on the streets of Fresno,
Richmond, Augusta, San Jose...

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 04:35 (fourteen years ago)

lol

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

unbelievable

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

they did this last time Timmy pitched in St. Louis.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

100 mph, impressive

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

good game.

figures it would go into extra innings as they are snake bitten playing the NL East this year at home.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 05:59 (fourteen years ago)

Matt Stairs is still playing baseball?

Bee OK, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 06:11 (fourteen years ago)

Says the fan of the team that still has Miguel Tejada* in the #2 slot...

*Worst Everyday(!) Position Player 2011

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 06:34 (fourteen years ago)

How did Affeldt not fuck that up?

errant flynn, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 06:54 (fourteen years ago)

this is pretty amazing if you think about it:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teams/sfo/stats?stat_category=mlb.stat_category.1&sort=mlb.stat_type.23&qualified=1

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

ie, 2 of the only 3 guys who have played with any regularity are the worst players in baseball.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

otoh Freddy is great--just a blast to watch that dude.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

there is no Tejada tonight. hallelujah!

Bee OK, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

Home sellout streak still going. If a visit by the Washington Nationals didn't break the streak, then they have a good shot at selling out the whole year.

Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

crap game

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

Matt Cain was the man today, complete game with 11 strikeouts.

went 3-4 against the Nationals this year.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

Edgar Renteria just received his World Series ring. the fans were going MVP, pretty cool moment.

Bee OK, Friday, 10 June 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

and Tejada is back tonight batting second? oh boy.

Bee OK, Friday, 10 June 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

is Bumgarner really going to lose this game? he has pitched amazingly.

Bee OK, Friday, 10 June 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

the Reds are good

Bee OK, Friday, 10 June 2011 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

no the giants can't hit

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 10 June 2011 05:53 (fourteen years ago)

Giants are promoting a catcher up from a-ball. Apparently Sabean feels success in San Jose is all you need to make it to the show...

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 10 June 2011 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

Explains why Zito's still in SJ.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 10 June 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

Giants are promoting a catcher up from a-ball. Apparently Sabean feels success in San Jose is all you need to make it to the show...

i was trying to find info on this but only found this in the Chronicle (he's not in the show yet):

The Giants on Thursday hopscotched their best catching prospect, 21-year-old Hector Sanchez, from Class A San Jose to Triple-A Fresno, where he will catch the majority of games and be tutored by manager Steve Decker, who gave Buster Posey a crash course in catching. Sanchez hit .301 with an .832 OPS in San Jose, where he shared the job.

The Giants want to see what they have in Sanchez before making a deal. It's not far-fetched to consider a catcher that young jumping from San Jose to the majors in the same season. Pablo Sandoval began 2008 in San Jose and was in San Francisco by Aug. 14, three days after he turned 22.

Sabean called Sanchez "a legitimate prospect. He's a very mature kid and he can swing the bat. What better place to get a baptism by fire?"

The trade market has not begun to percolate, and the Giants still doubt they can acquire a good-hitting catcher without overpaying in prospects. The front office also worries about a bumpy transition for the pitchers with a new everyday catcher. But Sabean's scouts are examining potential trade targets.

Bee OK, Saturday, 11 June 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

Sabean called Sanchez "a legitimate prospect. He's a very mature kid and he can swing the bat. What better place to get a baptism by fire?"

Good god that sounds desperate.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 11 June 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

"What better place than the NL West, the ICU of veterans and career minor leaguers?"

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 11 June 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

I thought you liked this division

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 11 June 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

cal league is crazy, but san jose is a pitchers' park, so those numbers are acceptable. belt started in san jose last year. it is farfetched, i guess, but not beyond possibility.

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 June 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

JUST LIKE A GIANTS WORLD SERIES WIN AMIRITE

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 11 June 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha, I like this Sparkle Motion poster!

A+

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 11 June 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

Vogelsong is pitching great again tonight, where did this guy come from? he might need to pitch zeros tonight as the Giants can't score. he has been a nice addition to the Zito's spot in this rotation.

Bee OK, Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

the Giants can't afford to lose Freddy Sanchez also this year. depressing.

Bee OK, Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

oh no freddy

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 11 June 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

Romo striking out the side was impressive!

Bee OK, Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

Don't see the Giants for bupkus, but in the few times they have played the Reds in the past couple of years, their pitching is NASTY.

earlnash, Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

That Romo is like the perfect reliever. I just don't see how you could drive what he deals at all and he doesn't seem the type to walk himself into problems.

earlnash, Saturday, 11 June 2011 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

i like this Reds team, a lot.

Bee OK, Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

Huff was robbed in the fifth but the ballpark takes away home runs. should be 3-2 but is instead tied.

Bee OK, Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

good game

Bee OK, Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:19 (fourteen years ago)

torture?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:26 (fourteen years ago)

YEAh

Bee OK, Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:26 (fourteen years ago)

Vogelsong for MVP.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:30 (fourteen years ago)

Can I just try to articulate "torture" in a statistical manner:

The Giants have the 3rd best record in NL with a +3 run scored differential (18-9 in 1-run games).

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 11 June 2011 05:48 (fourteen years ago)

Can you just try to articulate "Vogelsong for MVP" in a statistical manner?

(i would never doubt you, maestro wakeboarder, just wanted to gawk at the math)

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 June 2011 07:00 (fourteen years ago)

WHIP BAA ERA
1.12 .225 1.81

for a guy picked up off the bottom of the bottom of the scrap heap for league minimum. Imagine what Zito's #s would be in comparison.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 11 June 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)

Freddy Sanchez: dislocated shoulder.

Maltodextrin, Saturday, 11 June 2011 07:14 (fourteen years ago)

oh that's nice, he's like a modern day bartolo :

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 June 2011 07:14 (fourteen years ago)

one might say he's ;

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 11 June 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

They might try Panda behind the plate:

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_18251645?source=rss&nclick_check=1

Maltodextrin, Saturday, 11 June 2011 07:19 (fourteen years ago)

haha now *that* sounds desperate

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 June 2011 07:40 (fourteen years ago)

One of the bloggers on the Yahoo sites was saying that Ramon Hernandez would be a good guy for the Giants to maybe go and get from the Reds to cover catching this year. He's on a 1 year extension, so there is no long contract. Hernandez has been pretty solid for the Reds, but I will say he seems to play better when he doesn't have to catch 'every game'. It works out well platooning him with Ryan Hanigan in a 60/40 kind of setup. The Reds have a big bat catching prospect named Yasmani Grandal that is ripping it up at Louisville, so moving Hernandez would open a slot for him.

earlnash, Saturday, 11 June 2011 15:45 (fourteen years ago)

Devin Mesoraco is the catching prospect at Louisville. Grandal was the Reds first round pick last year and another catching prospect, but he is at A ball.

earlnash, Saturday, 11 June 2011 15:56 (fourteen years ago)

I think Ivan Rodriguez would be the logical fill-in for the G's.

polyphonic, Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

so who is Bill Hall? beside be released from a last place team. Lets look him up: the URL you requested does not exist.

Bee OK, Sunday, 12 June 2011 05:14 (fourteen years ago)

be being

Bee OK, Sunday, 12 June 2011 05:16 (fourteen years ago)

How do you not know who Bill Hall is.

polyphonic, Sunday, 12 June 2011 06:19 (fourteen years ago)

Bill Hall was an ex-Brewer who had two great years (3.9 and 5.2 WAR), even socking 35 HRs in the second one at the age of 27 while providing great defense at 3rd base, but promptly fell off a cliff and struggled pretty mightily afterwards, so finally the Brewers cut him, then he put up decent numbers for the Red Sox, then was pretty awful for the Astros, and now you got him

frogbs, Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

He was the area's "local boy makes good in the pros" story (he's from Nettleton, abt 15 miles away) until Mitch Moreland came along.

Huey "Keytar" Smith (WmC), Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

Bill Hall helped my fantasy team to victory in 2006. Along with Aaron Harang.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 12 June 2011 15:52 (fourteen years ago)

Supposedly he works out in the offseason with Ross and Burrell and is considered to be good for the clubhouse chemistry.

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 12 June 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

We should've traded Linceum while his value was still high, now with him stinking up the joint we wouldn't even be able get Prince Fielder for him.

Fielder (last 6 PAs):
0.333/0.500/1.000, 1 HR, 2R, 3BB.

Timmy (last 6 batters faced):
3H, 1BB, 6.00 WHIP, 40.50 ERA

Small Sample-Size Shasta (Leee), Sunday, 12 June 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

^^ loving this passive-aggression!

sanskrit, Monday, 13 June 2011 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

Oh Lee, stop being butthurdt about Lincecum's weak ass season compared to the mighty VOGELSONG (MVP/CY).

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 June 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

I hate Bill Hall. That dude has hit a metric TON against the Reds over the years. I'm suprised LaRussa never picked him up for the Cardinals, put him back to back with Lance Berkman and you have two guys who hit like HOF'ers against the Reds. (Berkman is really good, but that guy has hit a crazy amount of home runs compared to games at Great American.)

http://redreporter.wikidot.com/bill-hall-all-stars

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/36827-a-biased-discussion-of-the-infamous-bill-hall

earlnash, Monday, 13 June 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

biggest lol was Tejada getting walked, than Schierholtz getting the go ahead run.

Bee OK, Monday, 13 June 2011 07:15 (fourteen years ago)

Dusty hasn't been watching many Giants games if he didn't see that coming.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 13 June 2011 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

biggest lol was Tejada getting walked, than Schierholtz getting the go ahead run.

― Bee OK, Monday, June 13, 2011 12:15 AM (8 hours ago)

INTENTIONALLY!!!!! I mean just throw 4 pitches in the dirt and you're bound to strike out Tejada.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 June 2011 16:15 (fourteen years ago)

maybe Dusty owed Boch a favor

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

Freddy Sanchez said he wants to return this season but will have surgery if no improvement in 6 weeks.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 23:52 (fourteen years ago)

Hard to keep track of all the Giants injuries this year:

Posey
Panda
Torres
Fontenot
DeRosa
Sanchez
Ramirez
Casilla
Ross
Wilson
Zito
Ford
Huff (?)

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 00:04 (fourteen years ago)

That's like half the opening day roster ya?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

Huffy's only injury has been to us.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

Haaaa.... Wanna say Romo had a week or two on the DL too?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

i think everyone of their everyday players but Huff and Tejada have been on the DL.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

welcome back Sandoval!

Bee OK, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

Just me or does it look like gained back a bunch of weight??

blank, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

good game, should not be as c lose as it is.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:38 (fourteen years ago)

i think the Panda looks good, about the same.

xpost

Bee OK, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

Lol yeah might be be a result of incorrect tv aspect ratio at this bar.

blank, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

Wilson brings madness

Bee OK, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

ump blew that call.
dude was out.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

not that it matters.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

wow, this fucking team

Bee OK, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

someone told me that the dbacks were talking shit about Cain before the game... eh?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

happy birthday Tim Lincecum, he is 27 today.

Bee OK, Thursday, 16 June 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

i see the skipper is playing his B-team today. Rowand, Burrell, Hall and Tejada at short instead of Crawford. nice way to show support to a pitcher who can't get a win Bochy, you had a off day on Monday.

Bee OK, Thursday, 16 June 2011 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

If you don't start Schierholtz, Burriss, and Crawford you're practically asking to lose!

polyphonic, Thursday, 16 June 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

Well Schierholtz & Crawford certainly

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 16 June 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

Definitely tough to replace Crawford's .642 OPS.

polyphonic, Thursday, 16 June 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

Pat Burrell hits a triple... what could this mean?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 June 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

That we'll be seeing a Bill Hall walkoff HR tonight

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 16 June 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

how is this game tied?

Bee OK, Thursday, 16 June 2011 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

if you can't get a runner home from third with only one out, that only helps the other team.

they only have like three hitters in the line up tonight, pathetic.

Bee OK, Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

Hall, Hall, Hall

lol

Bee OK, Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

can someone explain to me why they called a double play, just because Hall did not slide?

Bee OK, Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

that was a big play from Rowand

Bee OK, Thursday, 16 June 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

Whiteside and Burrell hit triples in the same game... I'm gonna buy a lottery ticket.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 June 2011 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

finally a win for Madison Bumgarner

Bee OK, Thursday, 16 June 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

Vogelsong is really struggling tonight.

Bee OK, Friday, 17 June 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

plus this ump is a homer.

Bee OK, Friday, 17 June 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

i love baseball

Bee OK, Friday, 17 June 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

haha...the d-backs really need this game.

yet we keep playing.

Bee OK, Friday, 17 June 2011 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

RIP Lincecum.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

Eric Byrnes in the booth: gotta turn the sound off.

polyphonic, Sunday, 19 June 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

watching J. Sanchez is always so hard to do. it's only the fifth and feels so much later in this game.

anyone need a pitcher?

Bee OK, Sunday, 19 June 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

The Giants could use one.

E.L. Doctorow Who (Leee), Sunday, 19 June 2011 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

Listening to Duane Kuiper on the radio, Glen Kuiper on TV.

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 19 June 2011 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

the giants TV guy is one of my favorite local announcers

J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 June 2011 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

i would love a huge compilation of him going "....OUTTA HERE!"

J0rdan S., Sunday, 19 June 2011 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

That would be Duane. Sometimes he's on TV, sometimes the radio.

It seems like he does TV when Comcast SportsNet is broadcasting. If it's on the NBC affiliate then Jon Miller does the TV call and Duane does radio. When Duane does the CSN TV broadcasts then Jon Miller does the radio.

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 19 June 2011 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

it's over

Bee OK, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

now what is it

Mr. Patrick Batman (WmC), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

i have never seen a pitcher get shelled that badly. 8 earn runs on nine hits with only 10 batters faced, only recorded one out and that was the other pitcher.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.wix.com/media/97b23bca4240e6327e619fd091cad8b3.wix_mp

Mr. Patrick Batman (WmC), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

He got Mazzarroed.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

this is one of the worst pitching performances in the history of baseball right?

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

i hope pavano gets tons of shit for striking out

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jEGiE.png

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

216!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

now that is impressive :(

Bee OK, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

Top 1st: Minnesota
- J. Mauer singled to shortstop, B. Revere scored, A. Casilla to third
- M. Cuddyer doubled to left, A. Casilla scored, J. Mauer to third
- D. Young singled to shallow center, J. Mauer scored, M. Cuddyer to third
- D. Valencia doubled to shallow left center, M. Cuddyer scored, D. Young to third
- L. Hughes singled to left, D. Young and D. Valencia scored
- B. Revere doubled to shallow left, L. Hughes and T. Nishioka scored

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

ERA went from 3.21 to 4.06

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

RIP Giants 2K11

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^^^^ sadly true

Bee OK, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:26 (fourteen years ago)

ERA went from 3.21 to 4.06

this isn't as bad as i thought it would be after tonight

Bee OK, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

had an era of 2 in his last nine starts

TONIGHT HE HAD AN ERA OF 216.00!!!!!!!!

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

hadn't given up more than 3 ER in a start since april 22

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

well that shit's out the window now

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

i was just surprised that it went up less then one point. i thought it would have at least double after a game ERA of 216.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:46 (fourteen years ago)

in other words, i don't understand ERA math

Bee OK, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

well he gave up 8 er... so in 0.1 IP, so it's basically like you just added one run to his past 8 starts. since ERA is divided by 9, it would've gone up basically by 1 if he had given up one more ER tonight (not exactly one run since you still have to account for the 0.1, but pretty much)

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

one run to EACH of his past 8 starts, to be clear

frogbracist (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

You wanna deal Bumgarner for Ramon Hernandez?

earlnash, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 04:30 (fourteen years ago)

surfin' barry threw a two-hit shutout for fresno tonight

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 05:20 (fourteen years ago)

thanks for that JOrdan as i never knew. had some friend come over last night, happened a lot more when i lived in San Francisco.

Bee OK, Thursday, 23 June 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

the Twins have two error, that might mean a win /rolleyes

Bee OK, Thursday, 23 June 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

well what do you know, a second Giants error also. a least this one has only cost them one run.

Bee OK, Thursday, 23 June 2011 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

how many did you have tonight beeOk?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 June 2011 05:57 (fourteen years ago)

about seven

Bee OK, Thursday, 23 June 2011 05:59 (fourteen years ago)

nice. i just iced you brah.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 June 2011 06:02 (fourteen years ago)

Vogelsong (5-1) allowed only four hits while trimming his ERA to 1.86, which would tie for the Major League lead if he had pitched enough innings to rank among the league leaders. Vogelsong, who didn't join the Giants' starting rotation until late April, is 1 1/3 innings shy of qualifying.

Bee OK, Thursday, 23 June 2011 06:23 (fourteen years ago)

VOGELSONG FOR MVP

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 June 2011 06:37 (fourteen years ago)

Tim Lincecum finally broke out of his funk this year and struck out 12 today. he had all four pitches working, the Twins hitters never had a chance.

Bee OK, Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

Jonathan Sanchez drives me crazy

Bee OK, Saturday, 25 June 2011 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

there has been some magic this year

Bee OK, Saturday, 25 June 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

lol, great game

Bee OK, Saturday, 25 June 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

the Giants were down three runs, they usually can't score that many but what the hell. now they are leading for some God knows reason.

Bee OK, Saturday, 25 June 2011 04:02 (fourteen years ago)

he didn't get him but Chris Stewart might take care of the Giants catching problems this year.

they still need a bat or two.

Bee OK, Saturday, 25 June 2011 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

Jonathan Sanchez was put on the DL. now we know why he hasn't been pitching well.

Bee OK, Sunday, 26 June 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure the tendonitis is specious at best

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 26 June 2011 06:56 (fourteen years ago)

a sweep, sweep.

Bee OK, Monday, 27 June 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

that was suppose to say sweet.

Bee OK, Monday, 27 June 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

still don't think this team will go anywhere without Buster Posey (the soul of the team) or Freddy Sanchez this year but with this pitching you really never know. Bumgarner will not be traded, dream on Mets fans!

especially since the trading deadline has not passed.

Bee OK, Monday, 27 June 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

4th best record in MLB, yet still a negative run differential/pythag.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 27 June 2011 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/34/fullj.f1020f6d301098b2ff974091f9d210b6/f1020f6d301098b2ff974091f9d210b6-getty-117470140.jpg

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 27 June 2011 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

so looks like my only option for a Giants game is July 4 at 2pm vs SD. Anyone? Lincecum should be pitching, far as I can tell.

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 June 2011 15:07 (fourteen years ago)

Vogelsong so far as given up three runs? at least he is still leading.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

let's play two.

actually looking forward to seeing what Zito can do.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

the eighth place hitter, who has not hit a home run, hits it out. guess that is all you need to know about Zito these days...

Bee OK, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, that fact tells me so much.

the presidential candidate inside me (WmC), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

well i just think 85 MPH fastball is too slow for the Major Leagues.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

was he safe of out?

anyone watching this game? i think he was safe originally but hung on to the ball long enough for the out.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

of or

Bee OK, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

Zito only gave up two runs on four hits, giving credit when credit is due. ended up pitching seven innings, which can happen with a four run lead.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

Only one team in MLB has won more games than SF... that is absolutely insane considering the health and quality of the players this season.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

Their ability to win games without hitting has convinced me they are playing some next level ball here. I'm thinking dynasty, you heard it here first.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 29 June 2011 05:22 (fourteen years ago)

i now want a sweep, c'mon Giants can you score a run?

Bee OK, Thursday, 30 June 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

damn, the Giants should be up right now. still will take a come back.

Bee OK, Thursday, 30 June 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

ha, just felt like it was going to be a lost tonight.

Bee OK, Thursday, 30 June 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

That's what happens when you can't knock a run in with bases loaded and one out.

Also, Burriss needs to go.

errant flynn, Thursday, 30 June 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

What's wrong with Manny Burriss.

I do not understand Giants fans at all fwiw

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 June 2011 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

Burriss, unfortunately, makes too many mistakes to be at this level. he is pretty bad on defense and just an OK hitter. he is only playing because we lost Freddy Sanchez.

Bee OK, Thursday, 30 June 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

in other words, Mike Fontenot will get the bulk of the playing time when he get off the DL. Manny Burriss might become a good player some day but it hasn't happen this year.

Bee OK, Thursday, 30 June 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

Burriss's fielding stats aren't bad at all. He hasn't hit but neither has anyone else on that team.

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 June 2011 04:57 (fourteen years ago)

He sure is great.

errant flynn, Saturday, 2 July 2011 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

lol, TORTURE

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 2 July 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://i53.tinypic.com/ayrmde.png

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 2 July 2011 11:43 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYGD4Z27rGg

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 2 July 2011 11:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/02/article-2010531-0CD488A100000578-458_468x519.jpg

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 2 July 2011 11:48 (fourteen years ago)

Everyone knows he only drinks yellow flavor!

errant flynn, Saturday, 2 July 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)

Haha that was so lame.

polyphonic, Saturday, 2 July 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

If you're going to childishly destroy things, might as well do it in a stadium the Giants won't be revisiting for a few years.

Maltodextrin, Saturday, 2 July 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

Zito pitching on 3 days rest, will re-take the mound after 2 hour rain delay... is a 6 run lead enough for this nightmare in the making?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

GRAND SLAM TEJADA

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 3 July 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

forget everything you know

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 3 July 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

Bill Hall's days are numbered...

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 3 July 2011 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

Ryan Vogelsong is an All-Star

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 3 July 2011 16:24 (fourteen years ago)

As you may have figured out I'm no fan of the Giants, but Vogelsong has had a fantastic 2011. I've got no problem with his selection.

Mark C, Sunday, 3 July 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

Andres Torres just turned an 0-2 count to a 16 pitch base on balls.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

Then stole a base, got moved over, then got called out trying to advance home on a passed ball. Oh Foamfingerpaws.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

If the Padres are only going to win 17 games a year I'm glad they're all against the Giants.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 05:46 (fourteen years ago)

OTM

Mark C, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 09:27 (fourteen years ago)

GTFO expansion fan. ^ ^

errant flynn, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

saw Pads beat the Freak on the 4th. Saw a guy in a FREE BARRY BONDS tee.

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 July 2011 01:47 (fourteen years ago)

Was that the SABR game? They must have gotten a kick out of that one.

errant flynn, Thursday, 7 July 2011 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

no! SABR is just starting down here in SoCal. That was a me game.

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 July 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

Totally forgot this game was in SF! I need some sleep.

errant flynn, Thursday, 7 July 2011 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

Al Michaels and Bob Costas did a few innings on CSN tonight. Al Michaels made reference to "coming off 16 years rest" since the last time he had done a baseball game. He was a Giants announcer in the mid-70s.

They showed footage of Duane Kuiper's only career home run.

Maltodextrin, Saturday, 9 July 2011 05:11 (fourteen years ago)

Wilson should shave the beard whenever he blows a save.

errant flynn, Saturday, 9 July 2011 18:45 (fourteen years ago)

timmy is having a strange game

polyphonic, Sunday, 10 July 2011 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

How the fuck....

A. Torres cf .226
M. Fontenot 2b .227
P. Sandoval 1b .303
N. Schierholtz rf .293
M. Tejada 3b .241
A. Rowand lf .242
B. Crawford ss .208
E. Whiteside c .229
P. Burrell ph .234
E. Burriss ph-2b .217

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, 11 July 2011 06:32 (fourteen years ago)

Shasta <3 batting avg

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 July 2011 06:39 (fourteen years ago)

This team is beyond mere statistics.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 11 July 2011 15:05 (fourteen years ago)

Great cherry-picking, Shasta. We all know that the combination of names and low batting averages won't tell us anything about the Giants' offense. Miguel Tejada and Aaron Roward could be hitting like Adam Dunn in 2005.

13th in batting average, 15th in runs scored. See? Totally mislea

Steve Aoki Newsletter (Andy K), Monday, 11 July 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

Isn't this exactly what you'd expect when you build a team on stellar pitching and luck?

Mark C, Monday, 11 July 2011 16:21 (fourteen years ago)

This team is built on horrific injuries, terrible at-bats, and fluke after fluke.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 11 July 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://sfist.com/attachments/SFist_Brock/ESPY%20Awards%20Arrivals_chun%20%281%29.jpg

mizzell, Thursday, 14 July 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

I saw that photo in the paper this morning. It was a very traumatic experience.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 July 2011 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.dhgate.com/full-body-lycra-spandex-tuxedo-suit-zentai/p-ff8080812fd982e6012ff8542f394d5a.html

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 14 July 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

it recently hit me that brian wilson sounds, like his diction etc, a lot like zack galifinaikis. maybe hes doing it on purpose.

im starting 2 watch this showtime show btw. lot of shirtless panda so far

johnny crunch, Thursday, 14 July 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

lot of shirtless panda so far

*even smaller chance of me ever tuning in*

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 14 July 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

Episode 1 Full
http://dwizzlesworld.blogspot.com/2011/07/showtime-franchise-san-francisco-giants.html

Bee OK, Sunday, 17 July 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

Zito couldn't hit a barn door today.

polyphonic, Sunday, 17 July 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

The offenses on these teams, sweet christ. All of these giants/dodgers games are gonna be 1-0 affairs.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

so i was listening to the Dodgers talking heads before this game, no not Vin, and they were saying the Dodgers had better pitchers then the Giants for this series. fast forward to now and they have knocked Billingsley out after 5.1 innings with 5 ER given up, while Vogelsong has yet to give up a run. next they have to face Bumgarner and than Lincecum.

lol at the Dodgers.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 04:25 (fourteen years ago)

Vogelsong now stands as the NL leader in ERA at 2.02, ahead of Jair Jurjens, 2.26.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 05:06 (fourteen years ago)

back to my hole

Bee OK, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 05:08 (fourteen years ago)

Billingsley has a 3.4 FIP*, Vogelsong has a 3.5 FIP. Vogelsong is a combination of lucky and a beneficiary of good defense. Let him go through the league once more. We'll see if he still has that 2.00 ERA.

* - Fielding Independent Pitching (FIP) measures what a player’s ERA should have looked like over a give time period, assuming that performance on balls in play and timing were league average. Back in the early 2000s, research by Voros McCracken revealed that the amount of balls that fall in for hits against pitchers do not correlate well across seasons. In other words, pitchers have little control over balls in play, so a better way to assess a pitcher’s talent level is by looking at things a pitcher can control: strikeouts, walks, hit by pitches, and homeruns.

Obviously, a walk is not as hurtful as a homerun and a strikeout has less impact than both. FIP accounts for these differences, and presents results on the same scale as ERA. It has been proven to be much more effective than ERA at predicting future performance, and has become a mainstay in sabermetric analysis.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

Should also note Vogelsong (and Jurrjens) have a .260 BABIP. Billingsley is at .317. Not saying Billingsley is fuckin dope, but its an unfair comparison. Dodgers pitchers are good. Giants pitchers are good. Both teams offenses suck a fat dick.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

Hector Sanchez sent down. Hope he enjoyed those three ABs.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)

Jeff Keppinger is a Gigante.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

when healthy, hes a pretty deec bat imo, lotta doubles

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

Belt recalled.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

Decent moves. I pine for the days when Sabean was a total idiot.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players_l/20110503x/8795.jpg?x=65&y=85&xc=1&yc=1&wc=164&hc=215&q=100&sig=VCHHJG.SyvY95okiQs6uXg--

that is all.

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

booo

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

anyways - Belt's yahoo profile pic is pretty special.

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

just parse out all that garbage after ".jpg"

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players_l/20110503x/8795.jpg

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

Just looked at the Giants splits, they are awful during day games.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

he looks like a duck

tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

day = .457 (this will go down if they lose today)
night = .651

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

even with the 1-0 loss today the giants record in 1 run games is remarkable..

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sp/v/mlb/players_l/20110503x/8795.jpg http://hollywoodrots.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/9873.jpg

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 21 July 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

^ ^ holy shit

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c246/DJBassriderX/0b8266fa-1.jpg

errant flynn, Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

I bet it would be solid LOLs watching that guy eat a bowl of clam chowder.

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Thursday, 21 July 2011 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

re: splits, timmy is known for not being as hot in errrr hot weather, right?

am I diversified? (blank), Thursday, 21 July 2011 05:14 (fourteen years ago)

looked pretty good today ya?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 21 July 2011 06:26 (fourteen years ago)

The Giants are only team in MLB and AAA (including the Mexican League) without a player who has 10 HR or more.

polyphonic, Thursday, 21 July 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

Enjoying Barry Zito yoga and therapy on The Franchise.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 21 July 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

I think the main thing I learned about the Giants yesterday is that Chris Stewart has a stellar arm. If he could hit at all...

polyphonic, Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/07/21/national/a183545D01.DTL

publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

First ep of the Franchise was pretty entertaining--Huff's dance belongs in the WTF dance moves hall of fame.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 22 July 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

uh

http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/x2011-July-22-22-2-25.jpg.pagespeed.ic.03HeQpTWC_.jpg

strongo hulkington's gay dad (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 July 2011 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

Huff over Belt, yay.

errant flynn, Saturday, 23 July 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

The Giants will be at the White House on Monday, as they compete to see who has the left-handed Barry having the worse year. I hope the older one toughens up, takes Wilson aside, and strikes a deal whereby he'll promise never to wear that bodysuit again.

clemenza, Saturday, 23 July 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

Watching last night's game I thought Nyjer Morgan was just young and dumb--reading his wikipedia page convinces me that he's a veteran asshole.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 23 July 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

Glad Huff is in there tonight!!!!

errant flynn, Sunday, 24 July 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

VO GEL SONG = CY YOUNG/MVP/GOLD GLOVE/SILVER SLUGGER/ROTY/MOTY

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 24 July 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

i'm back and will try and relax this a bit this time around.
\

Bee OK, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

Tim Lincecum is out with the flu, Barry Zito will go first instead tonight against the Phillies.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 21:54 (fourteen years ago)

What do you with Zito when Sanchez comes back? Release him? Long man? Fresno?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

so is Lincecum really out w/ the flu or are the Giants just trying to keep some firepower hidden until the playoffs?

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

Hungover from White House party?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

either way works for me. maybe they are saving Timmy for Arizona, which is more important anyways. he is sick though.

Zito seems done but you are paying 20 million for him so you have to play him somewhere.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

i wonder if crashburn alley is going to continue to argue worley is just really lucky. guy is clearly pretty talented and is throwing plenty of strikes.

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

xp yeah, I don't think saving linc for playoffs is wrong. i don't know how planned this was, but i wouldn't be surprised if it was intentional to keep halladay + lee sitting against giants.

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

nice running Utley, he was safe in that inside the park HR.

i can't watch Zito any longer.

just hoping the Giants can win one game and get out of town healthy. we need Carlos Beltran.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

Brandon Belt, still ridin' that pine!!!!!

errant flynn, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

apparently 50% of Worley's SO's are looking

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

Worley's first complete game.

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

yeah that guy is pretty good, Phillies have pitching. Zito is horrible however, still can't believe the Giants are stuck with him for a few more years.

the Giants need to do something. i said that with the loss of Posey it was over. if they are able to get another bat then i will take that chance. if they sit on their hands and do nothing than their incredible pitching this year will go for not. they don't seem to have the same "magic" as last year.

and Bochy needs to play Belt, wtf.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

Zito seems done but you are paying 20 million for him so you have to play him somewhere.

Uh no we don't.

La Petite Mordy (Leee), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

does AAA count?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JNYbVT8nKg&feature=player_embedded

Bee OK, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 07:23 (fourteen years ago)

"Uh no we don't."

According to this teams bullshit philosophy, you do.

errant flynn, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 07:41 (fourteen years ago)

Team philosophy: Let's give zitohufftejadarowandetcetc one more start.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 14:48 (fourteen years ago)

Wheeler gone, Beltran in.

errant flynn, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

yikes, that seems like a lot to give

frogbs, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

well at least the Giants have a real pitcher going tonight.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

that was huge

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

still bases loaded with 2 out and come up with nothing?

= epic fail, need Beltran

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

would you take out him out?

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

wtf is going on in this game?

so the ump are trying to give this game to the Phillies too?

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:24 (fourteen years ago)

what the hell happened there?

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

xp what did the umps call for the phillies that didn't happen?

Mordy, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

not sure but the Phillies got to get 4 outs in that inning.

still don't score so in the grand seam of things it doesn't matter.

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

fly ball to center-one out, but the ump says no out runner on first...

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

xpost

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, catcher interference?

Mordy, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

yes, that is what they called, didn't matter in the end.

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

ok, but it was a legitimate call. there was definitely catcher interference. i don't think anyone is trying to give the game to the phillies... it's a fair match. both teams are really good.

Mordy, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

i agree but when is that call actually ever called, not saying it was the umps fault but why call it at all>?

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

BIG win, now i don't even care if they win tomorrow, as i only wanted one game. will be cool to see Beltran in this line-up.

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

obv anything can happen but you guys stand a great chance to win tomorrow-- Shemndrick is pitching.

Mordy, Thursday, 28 July 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

ChronLiveCSN Chronicle Live
*** BREAKING NEWS *** #SFGiants will activate and release Pat Burrell and option Brandon Belt to Fresno AAA to make room for Carlos Beltran

Yeah, that qualifies as an upgrade.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

Why do they have to make two moves.

polyphonic, Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

Burrell needs to be moved to make room on the 40 man roster, Belt clears the spot off the 25 man roster team.

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

i will miss Burrell, thank you

Belt is better than Huff but they paid him the money, so they are going to drown or swim with him in this line up. big mistake as Belt is the future for the Giants.

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

At least Belt can play baseball in Fresno. Yeesh.

errant flynn, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

If Bochy is so damn enamored with Huff why don't they just stick him back in the outfield? This team can be infuriating.

errant flynn, Thursday, 28 July 2011 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

CSNBayArea.com staff

Comcast SportsNet has just spoken with Giants GM Brian Sabean, who says that our earlier report about the release of Pat Burrell and the demotion of Brandon Belt is absolutely wrong, by his account.

Maltodextrin, Thursday, 28 July 2011 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

They can't release Burrell while he's on the DL, for one thing.

Maltodextrin, Thursday, 28 July 2011 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

congrats giants, you finally have someone on your team with 10 home runs

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

I DEMAND the return of Bill Hall!

errant flynn, Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

not 10 as a Giant.

you call it trollin' i call it steamrollin' (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 July 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

Beltran's career splits in SF:
.310/.375/.483

not as bad as I'd imagined!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 July 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

Can he still run or is he hobbled?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 July 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

Joel Sherman: "It helped that the Giants "do almost no statistical analysis" and are not active in talking to many other teams. They simply go after the players their scouts like "with disregard to how it will be viewed by the rest of the sport.""

polyphonic, Thursday, 28 July 2011 17:11 (fourteen years ago)

That's what we demand as Giants fans.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 28 July 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

That analysis is being rather generous imho.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 July 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

"I like this player. He smells good. Let's get him."

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 28 July 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

Giants fans don't know the names of players on the other teams, so why should management?

polyphonic, Thursday, 28 July 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

RT @extrabaggs: Sabean confirms Brandon Belt isn't going to be optioned today. Sees him in Ishikawa's role from last season.

That is almost worse than sending him down! Let him play every day ffs.

polyphonic, Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

Giants run the blog game, u crazy.

errant flynn, Thursday, 28 July 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

it is now official, the Giants now have someone who has hit over 10HR this year.

knew it was going to be the Panda@!

Bee OK, Thursday, 28 July 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

my take on this series in teh City of Brotherly Love:

sure the Phillies are not going to see Zito in the playoffs and the Giants won't see Kendrick in the playoffs either. still with the national media and almost everyone else giving the Phillies the title, the Giants went there and took two out of three. the Giants, in the last two game, only gave up two runs and both were unearned. the Giants pitching is pretty fucking good and if the starter can get the bullpen the lead into the 7th, than it is just about over.

i think the biggest challenge in the National League is going to be the Braves, tho i won't count out the Phillies. just glad this might give the Giants some respect, and Carlos hasn't done anything yet.

Bee OK, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

congratz on winning the series, no doubt, but you realized that you played your #1 + #2 pitchers against our #3, and #5 pitchers?

Mordy, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

I thought the entire Philth rotation were aces?

you call it trollin' i call it steamrollin' (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

yes, and how did you hit off our number one and two pitchers? Zito is also like our number six or seventh pitcher.

my point being that everyone is not giving the Giants a chance and now they might now get some respect.

Bee OK, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

xpost

Bee OK, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

Giants r WS champions fyi and

u thought that huh? u must not be that bright. xxp

Mordy, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

that is uncalled for

Bee OK, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

not xp to u, xp to morbz

Mordy, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

anyways. good series, looking forward to our four game next weekend

Bee OK, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

OUR pitchers, bro.

errant flynn, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

Bee OK, maybe it's time for another time?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

out!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

this was a big series for fans

i will be cool

Bee OK, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

I like Bee OK, he reminds me that everything is gonna Bee OK, man.

errant flynn, Friday, 29 July 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

Asked how you solve great pitchers like Cain and Lincecum, here’s what Manuel said:

“They’re good pitchers. You say they’re great pitchers. To me, I don’t know how great they are. I think as they move on into their careers, there’s the longevity part and things like that. I think that’s when the greatness might come by. This is a consistent game. When you say somebody is great … tonight I saw 90 fastball, 92 at the best. I saw a good changeup. I saw a breaking ball. I saw a cutter. Good pitching, but at the same time we can beat that. I’ve seen us do that.”

polyphonic, Friday, 29 July 2011 04:32 (fourteen years ago)

Andy Baggarly's take on the above: "There’s a reason they call it 'quiet confidence.' When spoken aloud, it seldom seems to feel genuine."

You're runnin' with the (Cheetah), Friday, 29 July 2011 05:02 (fourteen years ago)

Perpetually amused and amazed that the giants continue to win. But I'm tired of that "you sent your #1 guy vs our #5 guy" meme. Pitchers don't face each other, obviously, so to me it doesn't matter who the giants face...they'll either find a way to hit or not, regardless of who's on the mound. But our #1 guy, our #2 guy shutting down an over-the-top offense is what really matters. And I'd feel confident sending out Bum or Vogey against them just the same. Zito on the other hand...

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 29 July 2011 05:34 (fourteen years ago)

i love Baggs! plus i love what Timmy said about the whole thing, also from the Baggs blog:

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2011/07/29/pregame-notes-zito-pitching-sunday-but-this-could-be-his-last-turn-plus-tim-lincecum-responds-to-phillies-manager-charlie-manuel/

Lincecum wasn’t shy about returning serve, either.

“It’s probably just frustration speaking,” he said.

Did Lincecum take it personally when Manuel called him and Matt Cain good but not great? Not really, he said. But he took issue with Manuel bringing up Lincecum’s gun readings while saying his stuff wasn’t dominant and the Phillies could get him next time.

“There are guys who can dominate throwing 87 (mph) and there are guys (hitters) who can hit 97,” Lincecum said. “It’s the major leagues. It’s all about execution.

“He’s probably speaking out of frustration and dealing with their first home series loss since however long you guys said it was. (It was April.) It’s something they’re not used to, and it probably has something to do with what happened in the NLCS last year, too. I don’t know. You’ll have to ask him.”

Lincecum is pretty laid back, as most folks know. It’s hard to get a reaction out of him over much. But he returned to the velocity issue, clearly a bit irked by that part of Manuel’s comments in which the manager was unimpressed with Lincecum’s stuff.

“Cainer was throwing the same numbers up there,” Lincecum said. “He doesn’t hump up unless he has to, and with his stuff, he still dominates teams. So I don’t know how miles per hour has to do with dominance.”

Lincecum saved his zinger for the end — a reference to a certain 40-something former Phillies pitcher who barely touched 80 mph.

“They had a guy, Moyer, right? Talk to him about that one,” Lincecum said.

Oh, and by the way, Cain and Lincecum are lined up to face the Phillies at

Bee OK, Saturday, 30 July 2011 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

lol, let's go to the 12th.

Bee OK, Saturday, 30 July 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

Check out these insane stats y'all...

Batter/OPS/Salary/Comments

Panda / .840 / $0.5M / Slimmed down and back to hitting
Burrell / .760 / $1M / Can't field/run, 3-true outcomes... an NL DH?
Schierholtz / .757 / $0.4M / Unpopular with mgmt, runs/hits/fields above avg, finally getting his shot?
Buster / .756 / $0.6M / Out for season
CRoss / .734 / $6.3M / Fluked at perfect time last season, got paid, now marginal 6-8 hitter.
FSanchez / .730 / $6.0M / Perpetually bound to DL, out til Aug/Sept?
ATorres / .685 / $2.2M / Career minor leaguer w/ flashes of decentness, not this season tho. He sometimes leads off T__T
EWhitehair / .682 / $0.4M / Back-up catcher turned starter turned into back-up catcher. Hits like a 8th inning reliever.
BranBelt / .676 / $0.4M / The future? Yikes. Has trouble hitting MLB gas. Nervous both at plate and on the field.
ARowand / .666 / $13.6M / I mean... fuck. He leads off often. Essentially useless.
Fontenot / .639 / $1.1M / Beyond futile at the plate, currently 0-21 slump. K machine, zero pop.
MTejada / .609 / $6.5M / Embarrassing. Can't take hint to retire with at least some degree of grace.
CStewart / .570 / $0.4M / Nu back up catcher, makes Whiteside look like JBautista.
BCrawford / .546 / $0.4M / Utility backup infielder. Offensively similar to a high-A knuckleballer.
EBurriss / .493 / $0.4M / Was actually upset that he was sent down to Fresno to make room for Beltran! smdh
BHall / .421 / $? / DFA'd. I LOL'd. He SUK'd.
MDeRosa / .414 / $6M / Has played 44 games in past 2 seasons and collected $12M. Also, one of the worst players in baseball. Renteria2.0

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:58 (fourteen years ago)

Bill "Big League" Hall. Never forget.

errant flynn, Saturday, 30 July 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)

Too critical of Belt, Steve.

errant flynn, Saturday, 30 July 2011 09:55 (fourteen years ago)

They have an ungodly record in 1-run games. I am unsurprised SS can't figure that out.

you call it trollin' i call it steamrollin' (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 30 July 2011 12:48 (fourteen years ago)

no huff no credi...wait a minute, on second thought don't show me huff's numbers.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 30 July 2011 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

v thorough thank u

Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 30 July 2011 16:33 (fourteen years ago)

Madbum currently getting whacked in 1st l. 5 runs scored

gardener by day, gatekeeper by night (blank), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

Meltdown

gardener by day, gatekeeper by night (blank), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

crap game, same old situation

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 31 July 2011 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

Sandoval is on fire.

Beltran is a bust. lol

Bee OK, Sunday, 31 July 2011 02:27 (fourteen years ago)

Orlando Cabrera ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 31 July 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

The Giants really are the team where mediocre veterans go to die.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 31 July 2011 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

Well at least the Giants will get some of that former-Expos mojo.

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

wait... Orlando Cabrera?!?

gardener by day, gatekeeper by night (blank), Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:03 (fourteen years ago)

giants really shitting their pants I guess

gardener by day, gatekeeper by night (blank), Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

so, does this mean Brandon Crawford get sent down?

Bee OK, Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

It's becoming clear that Sabean thinks his shortstop absolutely has to be at least 36 years old.

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

It's hard to say which one is worse: OCab or Crawford. Both are terrible, but I imagine Cabrera is less awful on D?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

keithlaw
The Giants, tired of playing a statue (Tejada) or an automatic out (Crawford) at short, acquire Orlando Cabrera, who is both

polyphonic, Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:10 (fourteen years ago)

lol was just coming to post that

J0rdan S., Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

Orlando Cabrera
OPS by month, 2011

April .682
May .537
June .697
July .448

polyphonic, Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

rofl @ all this

gardener by day, gatekeeper by night (blank), Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

this trade make no sense.

baggs: The Giants clearly value Cabrera’s ability to play short over Tejada’s ability, because there’s hardly any difference between them in the batter’s box. Here are their average, on-base, slugging slash lines: .244/.277/.321 and .242/.274/.334. (Tejada’s is second for whatever difference it makes.)

Bee OK, Sunday, 31 July 2011 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

gehrig38 Curt Schilling
DON'T underestimate Orlando Cabrera's positive effect on/off field in SF. They don't need it, but he's A HUGE value add in the clubhouse

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 31 July 2011 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

oh right the clubhouse

gardener by day, gatekeeper by night (blank), Sunday, 31 July 2011 04:42 (fourteen years ago)

They don't need it,

and therefore it has no value!

polyphonic, Sunday, 31 July 2011 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

what he means is that cabrera will be doing laundry after the games to justify his salary

J0rdan S., Sunday, 31 July 2011 05:14 (fourteen years ago)

zito with the five and dive

polyphonic, Sunday, 31 July 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

Tejada is butthurt.

Baggs: “People forget I’ve done too much in this game,” said Tejada, who is on the disabled list with an abdominal strain. “All the things you guys put in the papers, that I don’t have range in this game, I’ll prove it. I never pay attention to what reporters put about me. The only thing I do is hard work. … All the reporters in San Francisco forget who I am.”

“I’m here. If they want me here, I’m fine. If they don’t, I really don’t worry about it.”

Tejada is eligible to come off the DL on Wednesday, and all along, he said he expected to be back when the 15 days were up. But Manager Bruce Bochy said Tejada is “a couple weeks” from returning. Bochy said Tejada wouldn’t start a minor league rehab assignment any earlier than next weekend, and the club wants him to get some at-bats.

Bee OK, Sunday, 31 July 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

They're still filming for The Franchise, right? This episode should be good.

errant flynn, Sunday, 31 July 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

wtf!!

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/08/key-witness-in-bryan-stow-beating-dies-suddenly.html

J0rdan S., Monday, 1 August 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

Like a plot out of ancient Rome.

errant flynn, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

Barry Zito is headed back to the disabled list.

Freddy Sanchez is done for 2011. He’ll have labrum surgery Tuesday and the Giants expect him to be ready for spring training.

also: Zack Wheeler gave up three runs in the first inning of his debut with the Class A St. Lucie Mets, but has settled down a bit since. Allowed 4 runs through 4.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

this should be a great game tonight: Kennedy vs. Cain

Giants have owned the D-Backs this year, going 7-2 so far, and need to keep that dominance.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

Arizona just dropped five on Cain

Bee OK, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

Giants in a free fall, Arizona may finish out this week in first.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

or not

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 07:07 (fourteen years ago)

Watched this game with my bff from college from Phoenix.. back when we were in school neither of us gave a shit about beisbol now where getting together to watch AZ get a game up on SF in one of the biggest games in the NL west.. good times.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 07:38 (fourteen years ago)

OK I'm going to this game, we'd better get a win.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 16:01 (fourteen years ago)

he must be hurt!

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/8/1/2310262/barry-zito-giants-roster-news

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

"malthrow" ha!

errant flynn, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 03:15 (fourteen years ago)

How did Beltran not score on Pablo’a double? that probably cost us the game.

bad time to go into a slump.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

Giants in a free fall, Arizona may finish out this week in first.

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Monday, August 1, 2011 9:55 PM (Yesterday)

or not

― satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 12:07 AM (21 hours ago)

or... you're wrong, yet again.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

Who forgot to restock the Centrum Silver?

errant flynn, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

or shut up and see

xp

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 11:38 (fourteen years ago)

so Huff is in the lineup again today. i'm so sick of Bochy. he said that Belt will play in these games (day game after a night game) but is so intent on getting Huff going that he is killing Belt's development. the Giants should have just traded Belt because they are not going to play him. so frustrating, i'm really starting to hate Bochy veterans only crap. Posey probably would have never played if they didn't trade Molina last year.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

Belt should play short. He probably has as much range as Cabrera.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

Belt seems a few seasons away from the majors, nothing like Posey's situation.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

Belt seems ready to me. He has been solid since being called up after his first demotion.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

I'd certainly rather watch Belt hack that Huff. Watching him is past the pain threshold.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

Vogelsong's peripherals keep getting worse, yet he keeps winning. Something's gotta give. I refuse to believe the dude is legit.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

Today was the first time all year the Giants have scored more than six runs in a game at AT&T Park.

Maltodextrin, Thursday, 4 August 2011 04:36 (fourteen years ago)

Giants reinstate DeRosa, option Belt to Triple-A

this move makes me so angry!

Bee OK, Friday, 5 August 2011 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

This is a joke, right? Right?!

errant flynn, Friday, 5 August 2011 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

nope Bochy wants Huff and only Huff. so disappointing.

the Giants need to make a move on the 40-man roster and they have to do one of the following:

DFA Hinshaw
DFA Burrell
DFA Tejada
Zito to 60-day DL

Bee OK, Friday, 5 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

How long before DeRosa's wrist falls off?

errant flynn, Friday, 5 August 2011 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

game ova

errant flynn, Friday, 5 August 2011 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

no, we have a new line-up. Bumgarner is not looking good at all.

Bee OK, Friday, 5 August 2011 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

or i should say solo home-runs should not kill us, unless it goes up to like four or something.

only looking for the split, so if the Giants lose it's not that big of a loss.

Bee OK, Friday, 5 August 2011 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

zzzz

errant flynn, Friday, 5 August 2011 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

the team chose A: DFA Hinshaw

management sure does love those player over 30

Bee OK, Friday, 5 August 2011 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

good stuff. rest of the series is gonna be fun to watch.

Mordy, Friday, 5 August 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)

Cliff Lee was masterful, plus the Phillies made some amazing plays on defense tonight.

just looking for a split.

Bee OK, Friday, 5 August 2011 04:34 (fourteen years ago)

105 pitch complete game shutout.

I wouldn't be so worried about the guys not making the 40 man roster, but rather the 8 guys comprising this impotent offense that looks limp and bleak of late (yesterday excepted).

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Friday, 5 August 2011 04:36 (fourteen years ago)

doesn't everyone's offense look impotent this season?

Mordy, Friday, 5 August 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not worried, DeRosa is back!

errant flynn, Friday, 5 August 2011 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

lol

i'm not worried about Hinshaw, just laughing at this dl list: DeRosa Zito, Burrell, Tejada with only Posey, Sanchez really any loss.

Bee OK, Friday, 5 August 2011 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

Baggs: Yes, even for the Giants, rookies break through. Buster Posey might have made the biggest impact of any rookie in recent baseball history. There were hopes Brandon Belt could be that kind of player for the Giants this season.

So I understand the passion, the outrage, the anger that accompanied today’s roster move to activate Mark DeRosa, torn wrist and all, and send Belt back to the minor leagues.

The move clearly signaled one thing: Bruce Bochy will cast his lot with Aubrey Huff at first base.

You can take issue with that decision. You can be upset about it. That is your right, and you’ll find many right-thinking baseball people who would agree with you.

But can there be much shock that Bochy is trusting his veteran in a pennant race? That isn’t going to change any time soon. And given that durable reality, really, this move isn’t the worst thing. Belt will get the opportunity to play every day, which is what he deserves and needs.

We’ll see if DeRosa can prove himself to be useful as a singles-hitting bat off the bench. He is here to pinch-hit, and maybe spell Huff occasionally at first base. The Giants do lack experience on their bench. Even if you think experience is hogwash, the bench is one place where service time does do a body good. It’s not easy to come in cold against a guy throwing 95 mph, then have just one at-bat to dwell on until the next day.

Belt will be back, and who knows? Maybe he’ll get a chance. Maybe Huff’s back will flare up. It took Jose Guillen’s “sore neck” for Ross to get a shot in right field down the stretch, and obviously, that worked out well for everyone.

Bee OK, Friday, 5 August 2011 06:20 (fourteen years ago)

Jonathan Sanchez is looking really, really good tonight

Bee OK, Saturday, 6 August 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

i just jinxed him, didn't i?

Bee OK, Saturday, 6 August 2011 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

Same headcase he always was. Dude just unravels.

errant flynn, Saturday, 6 August 2011 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

this team is making me sick, there is no way they will repeat this year with this offence.

i need a break, so glad tomorrow's game isn't on TV, thanks FOX.

Bee OK, Saturday, 6 August 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

fight

Bee OK, Saturday, 6 August 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

Good.

errant flynn, Saturday, 6 August 2011 04:27 (fourteen years ago)

I hate Shane Victorino.

errant flynn, Saturday, 6 August 2011 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

I hate the name Shane. Second only to Dante in its douchedom.

errant flynn, Saturday, 6 August 2011 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

i'm glad that the Giants showed some passion. they were getting their asses handed to them. not usually a fan of these kind of things but the Giants needed to get a fire back into them. the Phillies with their now 200-million dollar payroll have a huge chip on their shoulder, and though they are good, they are not great and very beatable.

these last two games are going to be fun but not able to watch one, which is fine, if these scores stay about the same.

Bee OK, Saturday, 6 August 2011 05:04 (fourteen years ago)

They're pretty great though Bee, you gotta admit...

errant flynn, Saturday, 6 August 2011 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

that was a play on Charlie Manuel words. just hoping the Phillies are peaking too early and the Giants are bottoming out. going 1-8 hurts and the lead in the NL West has vanished.

Bee OK, Saturday, 6 August 2011 05:32 (fourteen years ago)

@TonyBrunoShow: gutless bastard Giants. Bochy is a coward for having his illegal alien pitcher hit a guy

errant flynn, Saturday, 6 August 2011 09:08 (fourteen years ago)

Tony Bruno was recently (last 6 months?) either fired or "let go" by KNBR (SF Bay Area) sports radio... I wonder why.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 6 August 2011 09:19 (fourteen years ago)

On Monday they put Damon Bruce and Gary Radnich together from 9-12. No room for Bruno with Damon there.

Also Larry Krueger (who got fired for saying ""brain-dead Caribbean hitters hacking at slop nightly") is back in the fold. He filled in for Bob Fitzgerald this afternoon.

polyphonic, Saturday, 6 August 2011 10:06 (fourteen years ago)

Up by six, your opponent has four at-bats remaining, and you're supposed to lighten your effort to score runs? That's 100% bullshit.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 6 August 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

wish he'd blinded Victo for life

(j/k)

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Saturday, 6 August 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

getting out thehttp://www.jwodcatalog.com/imgLg/7920014606658.jpg

Mordy, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

% chance the Giants get to see Phillies bullpen this series?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

Another cg tomorrow for sure. This team is abysmal, the fur has been completely rubbed off the rabbits foot.

errant flynn, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

Nice one pitch ground out to end the game by Orlando Cabrera there.

polyphonic, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

first oswalt start in awhile tomorrow -- it'll be interesting to see if he's still got it

Mordy, Saturday, 6 August 2011 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

Can't you Philthy Phans go back to where you belong, like the Mets thread or something?

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Saturday, 6 August 2011 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

Or what? You'll bean us with baseballs?

Mordy, Saturday, 6 August 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

Giants are 0-17 with RISP this series.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

0-18

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

Or what? You'll bean us with baseballs?

Not a bad idea!

Seriously though, I was just worrying about Morbs feeling lonely in his thread.

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Sunday, 7 August 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

Haha... SF is now 2-19 this series with RISP, but still no runs scored. WTF at this team.

Pablo doubles to open up the inning.
Single but Pablo doesn't advance. Runners 1st & 2nd.
Deep single to RF and Pablo is held up at 3rd.

THEN weak hitting catcher attempts suicide squeeze but Pablo misses the sign and doesn't take off... luckily the ball rolls foul.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

Ok finally... a RUN!!!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

4 base hits (including a double) = 1 run.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

For the Giants, the "SP" in RISP must mean "runner breaking for home from 3rd".

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

it's like there are five bases out there, unbelievable. can this team be any worse offensively?

Bee OK, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

next inning, runner on third no outs... gets thrown out at home.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

"Felipe Alou, when he managed in Montreal, said Cabrera was the best clutch hitter on the team"

haaaa

errant flynn, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

:D

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

they cannot score from second yet again. it going to bit them in the ass.

Bee OK, Sunday, 7 August 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

again can't get the running in from second with less than two outs.

Bee OK, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

well this got through this and are still in first thanks to the Dodgers. they went 3-4 against the best team in the NL, if you look at it that way than i will take it.

Bee OK, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

well this well they

Bee OK, Sunday, 7 August 2011 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

well this got through this and are still in first thanks to the Dodgers. they went 3-4 against the best team in the NL, if you look at it that way than i will take it.

This is loser talk where is your spine my man.

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Sunday, 7 August 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

No talking of Romo on this thread? That guy is a monster.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 8 August 2011 12:58 (fourteen years ago)

The right wrist of Carlos Beltran is sprained.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Monday, 8 August 2011 16:59 (fourteen years ago)

NOW he's toast

satan club sandwich (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

For god's sake (xp)

I'm unhappy with the Phillies series, but truthfully I didn't see it going any other way.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 8 August 2011 17:07 (fourteen years ago)

Beltran + Reyes injured on the same day -- some kind of astrological thing?

Mordy, Monday, 8 August 2011 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

This will be on The Franchise, right?

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/08/08/giants-manager-bruce-bochy-and-coaching-staff-went-to-hypnotherapist-to-stop-dipping

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Monday, 8 August 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

Victorino suspended, Ramirez & Whitey fined. Good brawl, much better than the actual series.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/08/08/sports/s145615D92.DTL&tsp=1

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 8 August 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

wow, suprised no Giants were suspended.

lol at Bochy for batting Huff in the fourth spot tonight. Huff stats are the worst of any first baseman in the Major Leagues but Bochy's stubbornness refuses to give in to everyone who says Huff should sit.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

mlb felt bad (jk :P)

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

man on second, no out and was not able to score--no double play. this team can not score if their life's depended upon it.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

three runs down, no Beltan, can the Giants even come back at this point?

Bee OK, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

Nothing like doing the dishes to the sweet sounds of an Eli Whiteside AB on the radio.

Love how people have stopped tossin' the old "torture" thing around now that this team is actually tortuously bad.

errant flynn, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

When you're an NL Central team in a 0-10 freefall from first to 4th... it must be fulfilling to drop a 5 spot on the SFG's and be like... "see, this ain't so hard."

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

zero runs

this is becoming unwatchable

Bee OK, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

this is becoming absolutely unwatchable

I usually turn the games off in the 4th these days.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 05:47 (fourteen years ago)

now it's time to hate someone else:

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/6895816-574/hot-corner-interrogation-room-with-ex-white-sox-aaron-rowand.html

JC: Thing you miss most about playing for Chicago?

Rowand: Wearing the road uniform. And you know why? Because it said ‘Chicago’ across the front. I got goose bumps every time I would put it on.

JC: Not so with San Francisco?

Rowand: [Pause] Let’s talk about the Bears again.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

No I'm pretty sure everybody's been hating Rowand for quite some time now.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

God, not only does he suck but he hates the team that overpaid for him by 15x what he's worth?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

I thought he deflected that question as well as he could, honestly.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

I mean, the SF fans have spared him the disservice of years of being booed at every bat, though I bet that's going to change now.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

He has a funny looking batting stance.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

indeed, he always looks like he's about to tip over

lol is not enough (blank), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

I love watching Panda's ab's.

lol is not enough (blank), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

On the wings of Stewart!

errant flynn, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

18 solo home runs in a row, the MLB record is 19 (1914 Phillies). i swear only these 2011 Giants could break a record like that.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

Man all these Giants crack me up

lol is not enough (blank), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

10 and 1/3 perfect innings for Romo was broken up tonight with a double in the 8th. one of the most impressive pitching streaks i have ever seen.

i'm sure both teams looked at this series as: good, we can get back on our feet playing these guys.

going to get off Huff's back for now. still, regardless, wish it was Belt. sure Belt wasn't ready at the beginning of the season but after that he single handily won a game verses the Dodgers. then to the bench, this team needs youth.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

DirecTV, the owner of Tony Bruno's syndicated radio show, suspended him for this week because of his "illegal alien" tweet regarding reliever Ramon Ramirez on Friday.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 06:34 (fourteen years ago)

Andrew Baggarly
The last HR with someone on base came July 6, when Nate Schierholtz hit a two-run shot. Yep. They've gone more than a month w/o a 2-run HR.
11 seconds ago

polyphonic, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit.
I just realized today that this summer and the Giants season have been exactly the same--I keep thinking each one is going to start tomorrow.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:03 (fourteen years ago)

SF summer doesn't start until September..... : /

These fucks just can't get anything going.

errant flynn, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

The state of Pennsylvania has madeth our fair city it's bitch.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

its*

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

Andrew Baggarly
The last HR with someone on base came July 6, when Nate Schierholtz hit a two-run shot. Yep. They've gone more than a month w/o a 2-run HR.
11 seconds ago

― polyphonic, Wednesday, August 10, 2011 1:05 PM (9 hours ago)

i heart baggs, he wrote tonight: "It’s so unbelievably bad, you have to laugh."

Bee OK, Thursday, 11 August 2011 05:45 (fourteen years ago)

Giants run scored / allowed differential is now -12.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 11 August 2011 07:41 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/photo_images/3606554/234728_Phillies_Giants_Baseball.jpg

polyphonic, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

18 solo home runs in a row, the MLB record is 19 (1914 Phillies). i swear only these 2011 Giants could break a record like that.

― Bee OK, Tuesday, August 9, 2011 8:50 PM (3 days ago)

i think they broke this record today iirc...

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

Put that on a brass plaque!

errant flynn, Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

yeah they have broken that record. a record that stood from the dead ball era of the MLB.

Bee OK, Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

i'm starting to hate this team

Bee OK, Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

I was keeping cable to watch the Giants games, I am now canceling cable to spare myself from said games.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 13 August 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

many there's some other phillies records they wouldn't mind taking off our hands... (23 consecutive losses...)

Mordy, Saturday, 13 August 2011 04:47 (fourteen years ago)

my only wish this year is that the Phillies don't win it all in 2011.

Bee OK, Saturday, 13 August 2011 05:03 (fourteen years ago)

My only wish is that the Giants will Prove Me Wrong

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 13 August 2011 06:12 (fourteen years ago)

LOL @ o-cab on the showtime show -

(to boom mike operator) "can you get that lower...lower..."
*farts*
"did you get that?"

johnny crunch, Saturday, 13 August 2011 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

Giants have recalled Brandon Belt, Andres Torres to DL. still no Carlos Beltan in the starting line-up.

Bee OK, Saturday, 13 August 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

now will Bochy play the young guy, not holding my breath but this team can't hit any worse.

Bee OK, Saturday, 13 August 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

Slightly puzzled as to why you are insistent that Belt is any better than the rest of the choads on this team.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 13 August 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

Slightly puzzled as to why you are insistent that Belt is any worse than the rest of the choads on this team.

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Saturday, 13 August 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

.218/.322/.333

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 13 August 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

.249/.303/.380

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Saturday, 13 August 2011 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

because Belt is the Giants number one prospect and is a highly regarded one at that. i agree that he was not ready at the beginning of this year. he came back up and got injured. after he came back yet again he single handily won a game verses the Dodgers, drove in the tying run and then the next at bat he won the game. that was it for him, Bochy benched him. Bochy loves his veterans and let Belt only pinch hit twice (a roll he is not use to being so young) after that. Bochy continued to only play Huff when after 400 plus at bats we know what he does. admitting Huff has done better lately, even though most hits have been useless.

with this team, i (along with so many Giants fans) just want to see what Belt can do. put Belt in LF, play him everyday and see what happens. it is better than playing these washed up 30 year-olds, we have seen all year.

Bee OK, Saturday, 13 August 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

Agreed, it can't get a whole lot worse.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 14 August 2011 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

Baggs: There's one obvious and popular option: Making Brandon Belt an everyday player. The rookie rejoined the club for his fourth stint of the season; he probably has elite status on several airlines by now.

Bochy said he wouldn't rule it out, but made it clear that the rookie is "here to help" as a backup first baseman, outfielder and pinch hitter.

Pressed on why he wouldn't throw Belt out there, Bochy said he has "your guys, veterans you still believe in. I'll do all I can to get him at-bats, because I think we need some help. It'll be up to Brandon to come up and handle this well, and give us some good at-bats."

Bee OK, Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

Bochy will die with his veterans. so we are stuck and just going to have to accept it. it drives me crazy tho.

Bee OK, Sunday, 14 August 2011 03:04 (fourteen years ago)

Keppinger extended the solo HR record.
Lincecum looked fantastic. Hard to believe he was one game over .500 before this game with his stats.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 14 August 2011 05:27 (fourteen years ago)

I guess he really was hurt: http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20110814&content_id=23197640&vkey=news_t259&fext=.jsp&sid=t259

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Sunday, 14 August 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

The streak is over. Cody Ross hits a two-run homer.

polyphonic, Sunday, 14 August 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

Brandon Belt homers

Time to send him down to AAA

polyphonic, Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

chris volstad will cure all ills

J0rdan S., Sunday, 14 August 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

Belt hits a second home run off two different pitchers!

please, please Bochy play the kid tomorrow and than the day after...

Bee OK, Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

Rowan looks like one of the Brewer's mascots

lol is not enough (blank), Sunday, 14 August 2011 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

He'd probably rather do that than play for the Giants.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Sunday, 14 August 2011 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

“Guys get carried away,” Marlins manager Jack McKeon said. “Vogel … Volkswagen … whatever his name is—he’s lucky he didn’t have to face Drysdale or Gibson or one of those guys. You would get a shave and a haircut real quick.”

his loser, bum of a son, named Jesus Christ (Leee), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

lol

lol is not enough (blank), Sunday, 14 August 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

Belt took Marlins starter Chris Volstad to center field in the sixth inning. In the eighth, he pulled a homer into the right-field seats against Mike Dunn, the first homer the left-handed pitcher has allowed to a left-handed hitter in his major-league career. Belt was the 152nd he faced.

Bee OK, Monday, 15 August 2011 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

Oh my god

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/8/15/2364354/santiago-casilla-batting-video-jose-ceda-giants-marlins

This is seriously worth reading if you got a minute

frogbs, Monday, 15 August 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

Dying with laughter.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 15 August 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

That was truly hilarious-Jon Miller was beside himself doing the call. I don't see how it was Casilla's fault that he got on base though, that was some straight shitty pitching.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 15 August 2011 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

Casilla's imposing shadow intimidated Ceda.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 15 August 2011 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

So was this just an awful pitching performance or is it harder to throw a strike than we think?

frogbs, Monday, 15 August 2011 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

It's awful pitching.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 15 August 2011 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

what happened to the Panda?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

fouled a ball off his foot, it might even be broken. it doesn't look good.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

John Shea
X-rays negative on Pablo Sandoval's right foot.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

thank God! was really worried there.

Carlos we need you, where are you?

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

We need the Beltran that can hit this time.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

i knew Wilson was going to blow it, just felt like he wasn't going to get that last out.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

Sanchez will get 'em!!!!!

errant flynn, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

here is Ep 4, as it has been hard to find on the internet. mainly about the pickup of Beltan.

http://www.youtube.com/user/sanfrangiants55#p/u/0/TjdzREFNcio

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think I've ever been angrier at Wilson & Bochy

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 05:28 (fourteen years ago)

that shouldn't have been a loss

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 05:28 (fourteen years ago)

Carlos Beltran and Sergio Romo to the DL, Miguel Tejada activated with Dan Runzler replacing Romo.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

i can't believe that Tajada is back on this team, couldn't they bring up anyone else? oh, i forgot we have the vet loving Bochy as manager.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

Huff is in right field today, wheeeee

polyphonic, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

I said Beltran to the DL in 2 weeks... this took a little longer than I thought.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

Good reason Schierholtz not playing. He might have broken his right foot on foul ball in 8th inning yesterday. Going for x-rays.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

oh wow, the news just keeps getting better and better. these guys are dropping like flies.

it's just about over for the year, i thought with six game remaining with the D-backs that there might be some hope. not so sure anymore, payback to the baseball gods i guess.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

extrabaggs
Not making this up: Jeff Keppinger is getting an MRI on his wrist. Jammed it in collision with Freeman last night.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

wow!

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

is Panda cleared to play yet?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

Rowand is out with a strained (side) muscle. Giants bench is DeRosa and Whiteside

polyphonic, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

Panda's playing 1B today.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

i just have to laugh, this is atrocious.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

the Giants brought back DeRosa and sent down Belt. since that has happened DeRosa hasn't played one single game and i think just one inning of baseball since being recalled to the 25-man roster.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

And despite all these injuries he's STILL on the bench.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

I'm starting to get the feeling that the Giants won't be winning the world series this year.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

San Francisco Giants
C. Ross cf .241
M. Fontenot 2b .212
P. Sandoval 1b .308 (<= playing injured)
A. Huff lf .247
B. Belt rf .224
O. Cabrera s .232
M. Tejada 3b .242
C. Stewart c .214
J. Sanchez p .214

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

batting averages, huh.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:16 (fourteen years ago)

Shasta loves doin that every 3 weeks

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

I'm waiting for him to congratulate the Mets on the Beltran deal

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

I said Beltran to the DL in 2 weeks... this took a little longer than I thought.

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, August 16, 2011 2:00 PM (2 hours ago)

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:28 (fourteen years ago)

sorry for putting the completely misleading batting averages instead of the far more telling OPB/OPS/VORP/GLORP/WAR which tells THE REAL STORY.

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

Literally any of them would be better, especially GLORP

polyphonic, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

unbelievable, J. Sanchez the starting pitcher is hurt and out of the game.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

A Dream come true cursed this team this year. it is actually a nightmare.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

Sanchez was actually pitching really, really well. he was due for one good game.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

The idea that any athlete is "due" anything is hysterical to me.

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

the Braves pitcher (Delgado) gives up one hit and gets pulled right after that home run to Ross.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

Wow, SF got a hit. Expect those batting averages posted upthread to start soaring into the GLORPY VLORP~~~

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

Torture, right guys? Torture? Ha ha.

I can't do this anymore.

errant flynn, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

I would love to see a DL or injury history/post-mortem of this team at the end of the season. Are there records for most players sent to DL or most time spent on the DL?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

I heard De Rosa caught a ball in this game. True?

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 05:02 (fourteen years ago)

DeRosa did better, he had a base hit. he also played first in a double switch.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 05:45 (fourteen years ago)

the Giants have lost 13 out of their last 18 games.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 05:47 (fourteen years ago)

good god.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 06:11 (fourteen years ago)

"Are there records for most players sent to DL or most time spent on the DL?"

I'm sure one of the A's teams from the Chavez years would take that.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

this isn't even funny anymore:

ExtraBaggs: All those injuries yesterday and there was another biggie the Giants didn’t disclose. Brian Wilson flew to Pensacola to see Dr. James Andrews because his elbow became inflamed Monday night.

Wilson blew a save by allowing three runs, but threw 97 mph. He might have been compensating for a bad back that kept him out on Sunday.

Dr. Andrews, who did Wilson’s Tommy John surgery several years ago, diagnosed him with nothing more than inflammation. So he will be out a couple days but is not going on the DL.

Neither is Jonathan Sanchez, whose sprain was considered moderate to mild. He is not being ruled out to start Sunday in Houston.

The Giants flew Waldis Joaquin here from Fresno to cover themselves, but he is not on the roster so he is not at the ballpark.

Nate Schierholtz is sore but back in there. Jeff Keppinger is not.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

cut off too soon:

ect: Jeff Keppinger is not. He saw a hand specialist who advised him not to play. His bone bruise is in a certain spot where he’s at risk of a career threatening type of break if he gets hit again. So he’s probably another day or two away.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

oh man this bottom of the ninth.

Cain pitched brilliantly again.

Bee OK, Thursday, 18 August 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

aUD)_UDJHP
(#HFP
#

errant flynn, Thursday, 18 August 2011 01:56 (fourteen years ago)

Giants in a league of their own:

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/2011-giants-lowest-scoring-contender-ever/

Mark C, Thursday, 18 August 2011 12:49 (fourteen years ago)

Tejada is playing short, while Cabrera is playing second base. boy does Bochy loves his old run down vets. no Belt today but will admit he hasn't been doing anything with the bat lately.

Bee OK, Thursday, 18 August 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

Eh I think they need to give Belt more at-bats.

50000000 elves (blank), Friday, 19 August 2011 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

Would cabrerra or tejada hit .320 if they were sent down?

50000000 elves (blank), Friday, 19 August 2011 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

I know, major league pitching is at Another Level blah blah

50000000 elves (blank), Friday, 19 August 2011 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

Lol, Giants tied the franchise record for most sacrifice flies lady night.

50000000 elves (blank), Friday, 19 August 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

last night, ladies

50000000 elves (blank), Friday, 19 August 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

zero runs

not even funny

Bee OK, Friday, 19 August 2011 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

I don't know it's at least a little funny.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 19 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

I lol'd a bit.

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Friday, 19 August 2011 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

Okay, I'm now mentally prepared for an ass reaming from the Astro's.

errant flynn, Friday, 19 August 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

These guys are so bad.

errant flynn, Saturday, 20 August 2011 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

you cant keep jb shuck down

johnny crunch, Saturday, 20 August 2011 01:58 (fourteen years ago)

Bochy still refuses to play Belt, instead plays Rowand. Belt is from the area and has some friends coming to see him in the dugout. how many times do we have to see this kind of line up score no runs. the pitchers have to be pissed with this offence, you either throw a shut out or lose.

Bee OK, Saturday, 20 August 2011 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

jaysonst
#SFGiants run-support note du jour: Ryan Vogelsong (10-3) took 3rd loss tonight. Giants got shut out in all 3 of them. Of course they did!

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 20 August 2011 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

no Cabrera, Rowand or Tejada finally a line-up that can score some runs.

Bee OK, Saturday, 20 August 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

5-0 to the Astros and can't see them coming back, sad.

i guess i will watch pre-season football instead.

Bee OK, Sunday, 21 August 2011 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

Brian Wilson is now on the DL, what a year.

Bee OK, Sunday, 21 August 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

Belt looked really good today, going 4 for 5 with a three run home run. he was able to up his average .30 points.

Bee OK, Sunday, 21 August 2011 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

Above the Mendoza?

it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 21 August 2011 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

in this inside the park 2011 game for iphone Im playing as the cubs for whatever reason.. I decided to cut my losses for 2011 by trading carlos pena and a backup catcher to the giants for brandon belt who lost posey to an injury. I kinda felt like I cheated but its something 2005 sabean would have done so I didnt feel too bad about it.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 22 August 2011 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

https://p.twimg.com/AXgDyTQCQAEQOCR.jpg

Bee OK, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 06:48 (fourteen years ago)

new haircut

Bee OK, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 06:48 (fourteen years ago)

better look: http://yfrog.com/gy7eskyj

Bee OK, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 06:51 (fourteen years ago)

test (if works than the link above):
http://a.yfrog.com/img610/1732/7esky.jpg

Bee OK, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 07:30 (fourteen years ago)

Nate Schierholtz is in a boot and Carlos Beltran is not in the starting line-up today.

at least Brandon Belt is batting fifth.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

J. Sanchez has been put on the DL, i think that makes 25 players on the DL. never seen anything like this all in one month.

Carlos Beltran has been activated tho.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

extrabaggs: UPDATE: Jonathan Sanchez is on the DL for Beltran. Schierholtz might be headed there tomorrow, as MRI and CT scans showed a “crack” in his right foot. We’ll have to wait on that decision.

unfuckingbelievable

Bee OK, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 04:02 (fourteen years ago)

i don't even think they are trying anymore, what a piss poor game. every fascist of the game has been weak, even Cainer.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

fascist facet

Bee OK, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

how the hell did they tie this game?

Bee OK, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

gregerson was awful

buffandmaxsmons (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 05:24 (fourteen years ago)

Padres closer Heath Bell has been claimed by the Giants. Brian Wilson could be really, really hurt.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

Haha I love it when these things happen while teams are playing each other.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

That said Bell is apparently a Type A Free Agent so no guarantees here.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

Carlos Beltran finally hits his first home run as a Giant.

all the runs Timmy needs?

Bee OK, Thursday, 25 August 2011 03:19 (fourteen years ago)

people were questioning me on my instance on playing Belt. well, now that he is getting his chance to play, has won the Giants some games. Belt is now batting .243 up from around .200 in just one week. sure he is still wet behind the ears, only has around 100 at bats at this level but should be playing every single day. i wish Bochy woke up earlier as i think he would have helped when this team was struggling. plus he is fun to watch unlike so many washed up veterans on this team.

Bee OK, Thursday, 25 August 2011 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

You were not the only one saying Belt should be playing, to be fair.

polyphonic, Thursday, 25 August 2011 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

yes i know that

Bee OK, Friday, 26 August 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

they are down two to the worst team in the ML. feel like the y have no energy tonight.

Bee OK, Friday, 26 August 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

The Giants are losing to Henry Sosa, who should be in AA right now and is pitching on short rest. Also: a guy they gave up to get Keppinger.

At least Keppinger is 2 for 2.

polyphonic, Friday, 26 August 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

Extrabaggs post of the year.

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2011/08/25/postgame-notes-the-time-for-hard-decisions-has-come/

Bee OK, Friday, 26 August 2011 07:28 (fourteen years ago)

everything w/ zitos dad on the showtime show was great

johnny crunch, Friday, 26 August 2011 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

Eric Surkamp...?

Puff Daddy, whoever the fuck you are. I am dissapoint. (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 28 August 2011 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

DeRosa stole a base! :o

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 28 August 2011 05:40 (fourteen years ago)

Why look at 100+ ABs when his last 22 make my point so much better?
Brandon Belt: .354/.454/.591
Aubrey Huff: .111/.111/.222

c("c) (Leee), Sunday, 28 August 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

i have been told that marvin benard was inducted into the san francisco giants' wall of fame today

uh

mookieproof, Monday, 29 August 2011 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

the Giants rule is they must play for the team for five years and make at least one all-star appearance. or play for the Giants for nine years (the JT Snow rule) which Benard has done as he played 13 games in his first September call up and played nine years.

stupid, stupid, stupid as Benard is about the last person who should get an honor like this.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:37 (fourteen years ago)

Miguel Tejada should be DFA after his stunt yesterday. http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2011/08/29/miguel-tejada-i-cant-lie-i-wasnt-happy-to-do-it/

Bee OK, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

it is over this year, i'm depressed as hell.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

Why look at 100+ ABs when his last 22 make my point so much better?
Brandon Belt: .354/.454/.591
Aubrey Huff: .111/.111/.222

― c("c) (Leee), Sunday, August 28, 2011 1:02 PM (Yesterday)

Dude, can we agree that they both suck and should both be at Fresno/San Jose?

Puff Daddy, whoever the fuck you are. I am dissapoint. (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 05:19 (fourteen years ago)

baby giraffe tho

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 05:40 (fourteen years ago)

your heart will go on bee. you cant win the world series every year.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

dear Giants:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zKM60a2k44

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 17:06 (fourteen years ago)

Both suck? LOOK AT HIS LAST 22 AT BATS.

c("c) (Leee), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

Giants Designate Aaron Rowand For Assignment
http://bit.ly/obIQCW

polyphonic, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

and Tejada DFA'd as well

polyphonic, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

Pat Burrell activated and the Giants will purchase Brett Pill's contract today.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

those cf contracts that were handed out in what 2007? were fucking terrible - roward, pierre, and sarge jr. all got paid, all sucked ass

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

Pierre shockingly the most valuable of the three imo

polyphonic, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

if he didnt throw like a girl hed be an ok-ish cf.. but having him in left just seems like total insanity. I had to live through that bullshit as a dodgers fan and I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy.

then again my team also plays tony gwynn jr in left bc they dont want to have kemp lower himself to play rf. =(

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

happy, happy, joy, joy

But according to sources, Rowand’s complaining reached a critical level this season. “He’s doing everything possible to get out of here,” one player said earlier this week.

that along with the quote in the Chicago papers got him his walking papers. still surprised as 14 million is a lot of money. Tejada should have been let go a day earlier after that whole bunt thing, showing up the coach.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

Henry Schulman
Brett Pill just arrived. Bochy just handed him a vat of glue and pointed to a spot on the bench.

Haha. Of course.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

Boch: "We'll see how well Pilly sits going forward"

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 31 August 2011 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

your heart will go on bee. you cant win the world series every year.

i wasn't expecting to win it yet again this year, still hoping though. i just wanted the team to give a good effort. the way they were playing in the last month or so was getting unwatchable. what they did today was great as they needed to get some of the dead wood off the team.

Bee OK, Thursday, 1 September 2011 05:56 (fourteen years ago)

finally Carlos, thanks for showing up!

Bee OK, Saturday, 3 September 2011 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

that Belt pitcher is awesome, doubt Bochy will play him much anymore as he is not over 30.

everyone in today's line-up is over 30 expect the pitcher Cain.

Bee OK, Saturday, 3 September 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

haha, picture

Bee OK, Saturday, 3 September 2011 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

they broke the streak of losing like 13 opening series in a row.

nice win but they needed to sweep and still probably won't be enough.

Bee OK, Saturday, 3 September 2011 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

needed need

Bee OK, Saturday, 3 September 2011 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

they also said that this was the 70 straight sell out this year. not buying it as i saw a bunch of empty seats vs. San Diego and Houston.

Bee OK, Saturday, 3 September 2011 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

scalpers yo

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

GOODNITE SEASON

Bee OK, Sunday, 4 September 2011 03:42 (fourteen years ago)

We are rapidly approaching the day when every SF Giant will have his own spirit animal.

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

Belt looks lost. 2 middling strikeouts followed by first pitch weak pop up with RISP. Def not helping his cause as he drifts back to Mendoza land.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

Affeldt making sure the DBax lock up the division.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 4 September 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

anyone ever make the observation that the kid pitching for the braves in Dazed + Confused looks a lot like a kid version of Tim Lincecum?

Mordy, Monday, 5 September 2011 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

yes

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 5 September 2011 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

many times

polyphonic, Monday, 5 September 2011 06:03 (fourteen years ago)

why does Shasta hate the Bay Area teams so much? just proximity to their fans?

anyway, time to shop for some hitters this winter. What's the buzz on their intentions to sign Beltran?

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 September 2011 06:53 (fourteen years ago)

none as far as I know

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 5 September 2011 07:01 (fourteen years ago)

Beltran has been great for the last few days. Too bad no one else has followed suit.

polyphonic, Monday, 5 September 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Contra Sparkle Motion, I think that the Giants are all but guaranteed to sign a mid-30s outfielder with a very recent history of injuries.

c("c) (Leee), Monday, 5 September 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

Being injured while wearing a Giants uni a big plus

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 5 September 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/706635/pablo.gif

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

zero guys from the opening day lineup in the lineup today

Pill and Christian debuting.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

i wasn't going to watch but now i will. know about Pill and have been hoping he would replace Huff for the rest of the season. don't know a thing about Christian, will have to look into that.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

Pill first major league hit is a home run, was a big fly as well.

unbelievable!

Bee OK, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

not as impressive as Will Clark getting his first hit, also a home run, off of Nolan Ryan. interesting info as Pill is the third to hit a home run as a Giant in his first at bat.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

christ that's the best .gif ever.

lol @ pill joining the hallowed ranks of johnnie lemaster.

errant flynn, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

Carlos Beltran is good, i actually hope and think they will (as they gave up Wheeler) sign him for next season.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 07:01 (fourteen years ago)

Bochy said he had no thought of subbing Crawford for late defense. The Giants traded for Cabrera for his track record, and Bochy plans to keep using him because he does not see Crawford as a must-play alternative.

"Cabrera, sure, he's made some errors," Bochy said. "But you've got an experienced guy out there. I know he's dropped a couple of popups. I think he's as shocked as anybody he didn't catch the ball, and he made some nice plays today coming in."

i hate Bochy, i really do. this guy loves his veterans and nothing will change his mind. to keep playing Cabrera who is worthless makes no sense whatsoever, the season is over. i know he won the World Series last year but that was despite of him not because of him. he knows know how to handle the bull pen but that is about it. his handling of rookies Belt, Crawford, ect is criminal and he needs to go, asap. he would have never played Posey last year without the trade that forced his hand.

Bee OK, Thursday, 8 September 2011 06:02 (fourteen years ago)

Crawford and Cabrera are both garbage in 2011. Crawford should be in AA. They both have basically the same fielding percentage so it's not like Cabrera is a butcher by comparison.

I've been big on Belt this year but you're talking about a guy with only 670 total minor league at-bats. Maybe if Bochy gave him some room to learn and grow he would've blossomed, but hey guess what most title defenders don't give incredibly long leashes to rookies. Bochy is hardly unique in that respect.

In short: Giants fans are still the worst.

polyphonic, Thursday, 8 September 2011 07:56 (fourteen years ago)

Brandon Belt and Aubrey Huff currently have exactly the same OPS: .670

polyphonic, Thursday, 8 September 2011 08:07 (fourteen years ago)

Bochy talked Belt into playing winter ball in the DR, most likely to work on his OF play because theyre paying Huff 10m next year to 'play' 1B. Lol.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 8 September 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

When do you reckon Huff will be Tejadad? June? July?

Mark C, Friday, 9 September 2011 13:24 (fourteen years ago)

never.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 9 September 2011 17:03 (fourteen years ago)

isnt Huff one of those dudes who is only good in even numbered years?

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/huffau01.shtml

I guess its only a recent 'trend'. He was less mediocre than usual in 2007, sucked total ass in 2009 and is back to sucking ass in 2011.

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 9 September 2011 17:46 (fourteen years ago)

lol another one bites the dust:

Left-hander Jeremy Affeldt will miss the remainder of the season after he cut his right hand in a backyard barbecue incident Thursday, Giants manager Bruce Bochy said. Affeldt was trying to separate frozen hamburger patties when he sustained a deep gash in his right (non-throwing) palm. He underwent surgery to address nerve damage.

The Giants have a $5 million option on Affeldt for next season that they probably will decline, making him a free agent. So it’s possible he has thrown his last pitch for the club.

Bee OK, Saturday, 10 September 2011 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

also, congratulations Ryan Vogelsong as he was named the Willie Mac Award winner.

Bee OK, Saturday, 10 September 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

At this point St. Louis is closer to the playoffs than the Giants are.

polyphonic, Saturday, 10 September 2011 05:14 (fourteen years ago)

i hate Bochy, i really do. this guy loves his veterans and nothing will change his mind.

Have you noticed who the team's GM is? Bochy doesn't have all that much choice.

Are there any alternate theories on how Affeldt really hurt himself?

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 10 September 2011 09:39 (fourteen years ago)

Curse of the Reality TV Show: 80% of your players will go on the DL for at least 3 weeks of the season.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 10 September 2011 15:00 (fourteen years ago)

Are there any alternate theories on how Affeldt really hurt himself?

Cleaning Jeff Kent's truck.

Also:

In short: Giants fans are still the worst.

Fixed.

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

Are these the Fresno Raisin Eaters I'm watching?

errant flynn, Sunday, 11 September 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

http://imgs.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2011/09/11/091111-424x499-sportscorner.jpg

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Sunday, 11 September 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)

The Franchise: Episode 8 FINALE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdqtHdvb7uY

Bee OK, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 07:37 (fourteen years ago)

now the Giants fire their top guy:

http://www.mercurynews.com/giants/ci_18902523

Bee OK, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

this is not good news as they owners want to keep the money and not reinvest into this team.

Bee OK, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

here the link i meant to post: http://www.mercurynews.com/mark-purdy/ci_18895752

Bee OK, Thursday, 15 September 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

1. win world series
2. ????
3. profit

giants ownership group moving to step 3

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

I can see why they owners want to keep the money and not give it to fossils like Aubrey Huff.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

Aubrey Huff makes in a year what Barry Zito makes in a month.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

Yes well they already fire Peter MacGowan for that boner.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 15 September 2011 22:53 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie49LXgSg-I&feature=player_embedded#!

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 September 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

quit smiling Beane, you and Sabean are next.

http://i.imgur.com/XxXLX.jpg

sanskrit, Friday, 16 September 2011 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

Purdy: Bill Neukom out as S.F. Giants honcho

By Mark Purdy
Mercury News Columnist
Posted: 09/14/2011 04:02:08 PM PDT
Updated: 09/15/2011 08:12:25 AM PDT

With the Giants sliding out of the playoff picture after a frustrating summer, it should be no surprise that a personnel shake-up is at hand. The shock is where the shake-up will start: at the top.

The Giants confirmed Wednesday night what this newspaper had reported earlier in the day -- that Bill Neukom, the Giants' managing general partner and chief executive officer, will not return in that role for the 2012 season.

Neukom "will retire from his position effective Dec. 31," the team said in a news release.

Larry Baer, currently the Giants' president and chief operating officer, will assume CEO duties, while Neukom will be chairman emeritus in 2012, according to the team.

The team was planning to announce the change after the end of the season.

The sources say that Neukom has been asked to step aside by the 10-member Executive Committee of the Giants' ownership group. The action is believed to be the fallout from a series of disagreements with the committee during Neukom's three-year stewardship of the team.

The Giants, who plan to hold a news conference Thursday, might try to spin this as some sort of organizational restructuring in which Neukom and his trademark bow tie will be voluntarily assuming another position with the organization.

But make no mistake, the move is not Neukom's idea. And the announcement has to be considered a stunner and a bit puzzling.

Neukom's relatively brief CEO tenure with the Giants featured a 2010 world championship, but he apparently made some financial decisions that alienated key members of the ownership group.

It wasn't necessarily that Neukom authorized his baseball people to spend $22 million on a new contract for first baseman Aubrey Huff, or decided to add millions of dollars more to the payroll by trading for New York Mets outfielder Carlos Beltran in July. It was that the Executive Committee believed Neukom, as part of his fiduciary duties, should have consulted with them about his major decisions. Instead, the Executive Committee members were infuriated when they sometimes learned of Neukom's decisions through news reports.

The deteriorating situation with Neukom was kept out of the public eye, but word of it has been leaking out over the past month. The Giants' ownership structure features 32 people known as "principal partners." The true power, however, lies with the Executive Committee, consisting of owners with the most monetary investment in the team. The committee appoints the Giants' managing general partner, who is the frontman for the franchise and has authority over day-to-day franchise activities.

Neukom's falling-out with the Executive Committee, the baseball sources said, began over how to spend the additional millions of dollars that flowed into team coffers after the World Series championship. For example, one source says that since October, the Giants' merchandising revenue alone has increased by $1.5 million to $2 million per month over previous years. Ticket sales also boomed. The Giants have effectively sold out every game this season.

Neukom, it is said, believed that this was his money to spend as he saw fit -- and he did so, increasing payroll and buying new technology for the baseball department, among other expenditures. Instead, the Executive Committee wanted the money to be put in a "rainy-day fund" for use in leaner times.

Neukom built over the past year but supposedly came to a head in recent weeks with the request that he step down. Neukom is expected to remain a minor investor-owner in the team.

Also, while Baer will serve as CEO, another member of the executive committee could possibly assume the managing general partner position. Likely candidates would include Franklin Templeton Chairman Charles Johnson, former Yahoo President Jeffrey Mallett and petrochemical multimillionaire William Chang. All are Bay Area residents.

Fans, of course, will care more about how the 69-year-old Neukom's absence as CEO will affect the Giants' baseball operations. After obtaining the job after the 2008 season, Neukom famously introduced a philosophy and written manual called "The Giants Way," an organizationwide approach to developing baseball talent and setting standards for the franchise's business division.

The Giants subsequently hit the baseball jackpot in 2010 by winning their only World Series title since moving to San Francisco in 1958 -- although there is a debate about whether "The Giants Way" was as much of a factor as the hard work of general manager Brian Sabean and his baseball staff. They assembled a brilliant pitching staff and patchwork lineup that manager Bruce Bochy steered to a championship. Neukom waded into the clubhouse champagne-spraying celebrations along with the players, clearly enjoying the party.
He should have. Neukom was the first Giants' principal owner to guide the franchise to a championship since Horace Stoneham in 1954, when the franchise was in New York. Neukom joined the Giants' ownership consortium in 1995. Thirteen years later, he replaced Peter Magowan, who had been CEO of the Giants since 1993.

Magowan, of course, made his own awkward exit. He took flak for not being more diligent in policing the Giants' steroid issues that exploded in a scandal involving slugger Barry Bonds. But Magowan was criticized primarily for authorizing several exorbitant player contracts, including a $126 million deal given to pitcher Barry Zito. When Magowan stepped down, he denied that he had been forced out and instead announced his "retirement" effective at the end of the 2008 season, when Neukom took over.

Now it will be Baer's turn and yet another new Giants' era will begin -- although probably without any drastic upheaval. Baer has been with the Giants since 1992 and helped lead the effort to construct the team's ballpark in China Basin. Baer and Sabean, whose contract runs through the 2012 season, obviously have a long-standing relationship.

The Giants' stance regarding territorial rights to the South Bay is also not likely to change because Baer has been at the forefront of trying to keep the A's from pursuing a new ballpark in San Jose.

Major League Baseball, however, must approve the Giants' ownership moves and the A's issue could be part of that dialogue.
Neukom has been noticeably under the radar the past few weeks. He was scheduled to appear last week at a sports law seminar at Santa Clara University but canceled at the last minute because of "an unexpected conflict," according to seminar organizers.

Bee OK, Friday, 16 September 2011 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

not all of that was suppose to post

Bee OK, Friday, 16 September 2011 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

it really doesn't look like Carlos Beltran will be back:

The Giants will need a leadoff hitter next year who consistently gets on base and wreaks havoc ahead of the big hitters. This is not news to fans, but that deficiency has made an impression on right fielder Carlos Beltran. He is suggesting he might not consider staying in San Francisco if the club does not address the top of the order.

"The first option for this team should be finding a guy who's a leadoff batter," Beltran said Friday. "Then, if you want to add another bat, I could be the second option.

"I think that's what I see from this year, the time that I've been here. We've had great pitching, a great bullpen. At the end of the day, the issue here has been, the team doesn't score runs. The only way you can manufacture runs is to have a guy at the top of the lineup who gets on base, steals bases and makes the job easier for the guys behind."

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/09/16/SPFN1L5OUJ.DTL#ixzz1YGUNyHE2

Bee OK, Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

Brian Wilson will be activated prior to Sunday’s game, i say shut him down.

the Giants are on a season high seven game winning streak and have a pulse.

Bee OK, Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:54 (fourteen years ago)

still think they are too far back to get into the playoffs

Bee OK, Sunday, 18 September 2011 07:02 (fourteen years ago)

no way, WE'RE IN THIS THING

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 18 September 2011 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

BP playoff odds: 3.1% (higher than the Angels' 1.8)

how many left vs AZ?

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 18 September 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

Three

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 18 September 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)

Holy hell, Pablo.

errant flynn, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

Y'all enjoying today's game vs the Tulsa Drillers?

Mark C, Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

that team Colorado sent out there were rather weak

so there are nine games left with three remaining against Arizona. they are five games back in the West and are on an eight game winning streak. now the Wild Card has come into play as they are four games out, Atlanta has fallen apart and have to play the Phillies.

Bee OK, Monday, 19 September 2011 07:48 (fourteen years ago)

and the Braves lose, now only 3.5 games out for the Wild Card

never thought they would be here

Bee OK, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

In 17 starts since late June, Lincecum's ERA was 1.90.

The Giants were 8-11 in those games.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 22 September 2011 01:36 (fourteen years ago)

No repeat this year, sorry BOK.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 23 September 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

As soon as I saw that huff was starting tonight's game I knew it was a loss.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 September 2011 05:10 (fourteen years ago)

Zito has quietly returned to the team as a mop up guy, and not a very good one at that.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 23 September 2011 05:20 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe1EPpgw81k

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 23 September 2011 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

calrissian I hope

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 24 September 2011 06:46 (fourteen years ago)

Lincecum will finish the year with a losing record (13-14) carrying a 1.21 WHIP and a 2.74 ERA.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 25 September 2011 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

better luck next year fellas.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 26 September 2011 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

Carlos Beltan just got pulled after six inning and was given a standing ovation. i think that will be it for him in a Giants uniform.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

correction he went out there for the fifth but was pulled before any batter came to the plate.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

i think that will be it for him in a Giants uniform.

ehhh.... 2019?

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

this is a must read for Giants fans, year end summery by Andrew Baggarly:

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2011/09/29/postseason-notes-a-treatise-on-belief-the-habit-of-winning-and-finding-the-good-stuff/

It’s a very different feeling as I stare out at the vacant field now.

Where did the magic go? Why couldn’t the Giants capture the same spirit?

Well, I think it went something like this: Last year’s team was such a thrown-together group. The players saw the San Diego Padres melting back to the pack. They recognized late that they had a shot. Belief bloomed like jasmine, and suddenly, everyone’s nose was full of the sweet scent.

They weren’t All-Stars, but they knew they had the pitching to beat anyone on a given day. So they saw their opportunity for what it was: A happy accident.

Their mantra could be summarized in two words: “Why not?”

People didn’t expect them to win? No matter. The players weren’t caught up in external perceptions or pressures. They looked around the room, and darn it, they liked each other. They wanted to win for each other. So they played loose and easy, and if they lost, they simply fell back on their other two-word mantra: “Screw it.”

They became World Champs because they didn’t care about the outside world. They cared only about each other. And they nailed it, all right.

This year, the opposite was true. The motivations were external, not internal. The expectations weighed on them. The crown was heavier than they ever thought possible.

You don’t wonder if you’re a fluke. That’s what others do...

Bee OK, Saturday, 1 October 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

Now's as good as any time for recriminations; Bee OK, I fully blame you for the thread title and thus jinxing this season. Everyone knows that sublimated erotic desire ensures success (1/1 = 1.000).

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, 1 October 2011 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, i jinxed the Giants this season with this tread title. i'm not naming it next year so it's up to you Leee!

Bee OK, Sunday, 2 October 2011 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Timmy in that FIFA ad looks a little chubbed out. Not trolling, I just thought he was skinny dude. I guess he eats better than me either way.

sanskrit, Sunday, 2 October 2011 02:54 (fourteen years ago)

Brian Wilson will be in new commercials for Taco Bell. I was hoping he would shave off that beard but apparently there is still a lot of money in it.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

damn, can't find it on youtube yet

Bee OK, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

You know, it wouldn't suprise me in the slightest if Wilson kept money in his beard.

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Thursday, 6 October 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

just saw the commercial for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLsDZjIH7sE

Bee OK, Saturday, 8 October 2011 06:15 (fourteen years ago)

so i just saw Brian Wilson in an NBA video game commercial, dress in green with short shorts. i think it has to do with the Celtics but unsure.

Bee OK, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 06:50 (fourteen years ago)

I think it has to do with Brian Wilson.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:47 (fourteen years ago)

Fingers crossed. Go Posey!

What does one wear to a summery execution? Linen? (Michael White), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

Definitely rooting for Posey. Love that kid.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YVuF2eRHs5w

Bee OK, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

that didn't post...anyways that the long version of the Wilson NBA video game commercial.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

for those of you interested in these kind of things:

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/10/arbitration-eligibles-san-francisco-giants.html#disqus_thread

Bee OK, Friday, 14 October 2011 05:47 (fourteen years ago)

Bee OK, give us your prediction for Zito next year. He finished the season doing mop-up as a long man, and not very well.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 14 October 2011 06:02 (fourteen years ago)

my thinking:

First time:
Pablo Sandoval (will be back)
Sergio Romo (will be back)
Nate Schierholtz (will be back)
Eli Whiteside (non-tendered, need to go in a different direction)
Emmanuel Burriss (non-tendered, no room on the big club)

Second time:
Andres Torres (non-tendered, time to say goodbye)
Santiago Casilla (not sure but hope he comes back)

Third time:
Tim Lincecum (one year deal, then deal with it next off-season when Zito is almost done)
Jonathan Sanchez (will be back, they need to stick with him for at least one more year)
Jeff Keppinger (this team needs a .300 hitter, even if its coming off the bench and F. Sanchez protection)
Ramon Ramirez (not sure hope they can keep him)
Mike Fontenot (non-tendered, keep Keppinger instead)
Ryan Vogelsong (two year deal)

Bee OK, Friday, 14 October 2011 06:03 (fourteen years ago)

they are stuck with Zito and will be a starter. he can't pitch, like you said, out of the pen. think he gets two months and will have J. Sanchez there just in case.

Bee OK, Friday, 14 October 2011 06:07 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think I can deal with another round of Zito/Sanchez musical chairs of suck.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 14 October 2011 06:14 (fourteen years ago)

Sanchez + mediocre prospects for LoMo

polyphonic, Friday, 14 October 2011 06:57 (fourteen years ago)

Chris Berman said on Sportscenter tonight during his two minute drill:

"oh, by the way, this is the San Francisco Giants World Series tie. Look, we waited our whole life-time to have them win the World Series. Only have a few days left to where this as defending champs so... 'We are going to take it to the limit One More Time."

Bee OK, Saturday, 22 October 2011 06:18 (fourteen years ago)

I can't tell if this is real or not:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbdd_Fasz0k&feature=youtu.be

polyphonic, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

that is Ashkon ya?

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:42 (fourteen years ago)

yeah.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

it's legit

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

here is MLB trade rumors site outlook for the Giants off-season:

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2011/10/offseason-outlook-san-francisco-giants.html

Bee OK, Monday, 31 October 2011 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

" Declining Affeldt's option or exercising it and trading the lefty could clear some payroll space, but Sabean expects the reliever back next year. Lopez may depart for greener pastures, but he's worthy of an arbitration offer, enabling the Giants to acquire a supplemental draft pick."

SFGate reported earlier that Lopez is a done deal fwiw.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 October 2011 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

Campaign ad made it to Sullivan's blog, but his intro text:

Take it from baseball's favorite beard

had me expecting Piazza.

hounds heidegger (Leee), Monday, 31 October 2011 05:25 (fourteen years ago)

rim shot!

sanskrit, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

very local news:

http://richliebermanreport.blogspot.com/2011/11/flash-urban-out-at-comcast-sportsnet.html

Mychael Urban is out as a Giants and MLB Insider at Comcast SportsNet Bay Area, according to a source familiar with the cable outlet.

Urban, a past writer for MLB and a contributor to KNBR, had been with Comcast since 2010...

UPDATE: Initial word from a source: Urban may be invited back to Comcast in a future date in some, as yet, undesignated capacity. His contract was simply "not renewed."

Bee OK, Friday, 4 November 2011 06:08 (fourteen years ago)

A former payroll manager for the San Francisco Giants faces up to three years in federal prison after pleading guilty Monday (11-14-11) to wire fraud for embezzling more than $2.2 million from team accounts.

Robin O'Connor, 41, of American Canyon stole the funds by making numerous electronic transfers from a bank account controlled by the Giants to her personal bank accounts, federal prosecutors said.

She was charged in July in U.S. District Court in San Francisco with stealing at least $1.5 million from June 2010 to June of this year. But federal prosecutors said in court records filed this month that she had embezzled an additional $700,000...

O'Connor has already returned $960,000 to the Giants and agreed to pay an additional $1.4 million in restitution, according to her plea agreement. Under the deal, federal prosecutors will ask for a sentence of no more than 33 months.

She must also surrender a 2011 BMW 335 and a 2011 Ford F-150 SVT Raptor, an off-road pickup truck, authorities said. She bought both with stolen money, prosecutors said.

As a payroll manager who earned a base salary of $80,000 a year, O'Connor processed direct deposits for salaries and expenses into the bank accounts of employees, including players, authorities said.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/11/14/BA181LV31O.DTL#ixzz1dkhZUfYP

Bee OK, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 06:20 (fourteen years ago)

she wasn't exactly subtile, was she?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

paging Leee

will you start a new 2012 so i can start posting stuff thanks

Bee OK, Thursday, 16 February 2012 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

i can't start the thread as i cursed them last year

Bee OK, Thursday, 16 February 2012 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

you just got excited, we all did.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 17 February 2012 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

BOK, just up yr emotional age to 21 this year

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 February 2012 03:16 (thirteen years ago)


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