http://ring.cdandlp.com/paskale/photo_grande/114844703.jpg
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)
work on excellence in October, eh
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)
said the mets fan.
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)
ho hum!
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
how can you be bored of another 8 months of A-Rod abuse by sports' most entitled goombah fans?
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
AND debating whether Captain DP should be batting first or not
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:02 (thirteen years ago)
783K img on the first post of a thread that will be updated year round? that will be great on peoples phones. :-/
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
no, not much traffic when the fanbase is so bored of excellence.
also as David Lynch said, "Don't read my thread on your fucking phone."
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:46 (thirteen years ago)
Download one Zing Touch.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:01 (thirteen years ago)
madonna to perform at yankee stadium on sept. 6!
(centaur joke here)
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)
no entitled goombahs in the mets fanbase, thats for sure
― max, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)
You oughta be a little more thickskinned rooting for the Team of the One Percent!
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)
uh the "entitled" part comes from the acknowledged mindset that every season is a failure w/out the Series trophy. Yup sure, very Metslike, a team whose history by comparison is the Stations of the Cross.
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)
btw they're reportedly considering Ibanez, Godzilla, or Damon, and not for Old Timers Day.
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
Maybe we just combine the yankees/mets thred this year and balkanize this discussion? <---I am 95% serious abt this btw
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)
oh hell no
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:51 (thirteen years ago)
sharing Shea in '74-75 was bad enough
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
Kevin Kernan @NYPost_KernanTalked to a new buffed up Phil Hughes he just threw BP #YankEes
Must be fun interesting to edit his work just a #hUnch.
― Andy K, Monday, 13 February 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)
I've been working my way through The Bronx Is Burning--two more episodes to go. Quite a mess. I sure would love to have those two Yankees-Royals series on DVD, though.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 04:20 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/02/pirates-yankees-agree-to-aj-burnett-trade.html
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/715479/homer-simpson-woop-o_medium.gif
― sanskrit, Friday, 17 February 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
HA!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 17 February 2012 19:14 (thirteen years ago)
http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/02/28/bobby-valentine-is-already-trolling-yankees-fans
― Andy K, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)
RIPineda
@Ken_RosenthalScouts yesterday had #Yankees' Pineda at 88-91 - "and there was some effort to get to 91," one said. Pineda averaged 94.7 last year. #MLB
@Ken_RosenthalRe: Previous tweet on Pineda. Yes it's early. But scouts were taken aback, asking each other if readings were accurate. #Yankees #MLB
If it's March 6 and you have to put forth the slightest bit of effort to hit 91 (when your average is 95), you are obviously toast.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:04 (thirteen years ago)
If the ball isn't just shooting out of his hand by the end of the week, they better send him to Dr. Andrews.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 15:05 (thirteen years ago)
controversial mod edit
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)
no, no, no
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)
can someone get that shit off this thread please
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
thank you
Don't do that again, please, it's not funny.
― Carlos Pollomar (WmC), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
what it was
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)
I didn't do it
was it goatse?
PM me for the link
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 14 March 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)
pettitte is back wtf.. I wonder if they sold him on possibly winning another championship.. pettitte is probably a little bit better than garcia, but this sucks for phil hughes fans.
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)
weird
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
idiotic
― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 16 March 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
guess he just felt like the yankees wanted him more than his family did
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
hope it is a disaster
(ie he's more right wing than Romney)
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 March 2012 08:27 (thirteen years ago)
― mookieproof, Friday, March 16, 2012 5:38 PM (Yesterday)
yeah this was so funny, he's like i just felt like i needed to be with my family, but my family just wanted me to play, so here i am
― been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Saturday, 17 March 2012 20:28 (thirteen years ago)
just looking to pad those hall of fame stats i reckon~~!
― omar little, Saturday, 17 March 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
Maybe his family realized that he's annoying around the house and wanted him back in baseball.
Garcia does not care either way (sorta):
“I don’t really care,” Garcia said, when asked about Pettitte’s return. “That’s their decision. I’m here to pitch and that’s what I want to do.”When asked if Pettitte’s addition was good for the team, Garcia threw his hands up, seemingly exasperated by the turn of events.“I don’t know man,” said Garcia, who like Hughes a day before, gave a lukewarm reaction. “Ask the people. I don’t know. I guess …You play with the Yankees, nothing surprises you.”
When asked if Pettitte’s addition was good for the team, Garcia threw his hands up, seemingly exasperated by the turn of events.
“I don’t know man,” said Garcia, who like Hughes a day before, gave a lukewarm reaction. “Ask the people. I don’t know. I guess …You play with the Yankees, nothing surprises you.”
http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2012/03/freddy_garcia_you_play_with_th.html
― Andy K, Monday, 19 March 2012 12:51 (thirteen years ago)
Bobby V: "Is he going to start, or just pick guys off?"
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 04:30 (thirteen years ago)
Joba out for the season because he got a compound ankle fracture playing on a trampoline with his kid. Dang.
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 March 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)
jobacide
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 March 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
ahhhhhahahahahaha, whadda maroon.
Chamberlain had surgery on Thursday night at St. Joseph's Hospital, and is expected to remain in the hospital for several days for the injury, which resulted in an open flesh wound around the ankle. Manager Joe Girardi was at the hospital early Friday morning.
Is this a "broken bone sticking through the skin" situation? AAAAAAAAHHHAAAhahahahahaha
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Friday, 23 March 2012 18:58 (thirteen years ago)
players' kids should be locked away until retirement
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
I think million dollar meatheads just need better minders/handlers.
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Friday, 23 March 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
'dislocated ankle' gives me unpleasant chills. i'm not even sure how one does that. (don't describe)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:16 (thirteen years ago)
open flesh wound around the ankle
sorry; flag post
― deaths and oil painting graphics (blank), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:24 (thirteen years ago)
sounds so remarkably painful
― come on a #KONY (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)
i feel like this is one of those injuries that somehow only happens to an athlete during the off season
― come on a #KONY (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)
Brandon Inge once had to move a pillow behind his co-sleeping son's head and has not been the same since then.
― Andy K, Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)
i imagine it's more akin to joel zumaya reaching to flush the toilet
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:43 (thirteen years ago)
there's ron artest tripping over his children's christmas presents; no off-time is safe.
― deaths and oil painting graphics (blank), Saturday, 24 March 2012 03:56 (thirteen years ago)
he... fell off a trampoline? and apparently lost a "life-threatening amount of blood"?
― max, Saturday, 24 March 2012 12:37 (thirteen years ago)
the funny thing is he wasnt doing it surreptitiously in his backyard, its was at a trampoline facility for kidsthen he threw a no look pass to aaron boone
― sanskrit, Saturday, 24 March 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)
Could see him and his son having a, uh, complicated relationship going forward.
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Saturday, 24 March 2012 14:01 (thirteen years ago)
Yanks need to look on the bright side: it's only Joba Chamberlain.
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)
the_fly_arm_wrestling.avi
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Sunday, 25 March 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)
minor-league deal for Cust!
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:39 (thirteen years ago)
Michael Pineda (P) NY-A 3/29/2012Manager Joe Girardi hasn’t made an official announcement, but it appears that Freddy Garcia may make the Yankees’ rotation to start the season, which could leave Pineda looking at a trip to the minors, the New York Post reports. “When you look at a guy who doesn’t have a lot of time [in the majors], you are trying to consider the upside of what you can possibly give because they don’t have the same track record as Freddy,” Girardi said. The last slot in the rotation appears to come down to Pineda or Ivan Nova, and even that slot is at risk if Andy Pettitte returns in May. If this news decreases what it costs to get Pineda for a keeper league, he becomes a great investment, as he still has #1 starter upside, though his short-term value may not be as high as anticipated.
lol yankees
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 29 March 2012 15:58 (thirteen years ago)
this is really going to through a wrench into Cashman's hopes to win his $500 entry AL-only keeper league.
― sanskrit, Thursday, 29 March 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)
Pineda's trip is to DL w/ shoulder tendinitis
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 31 March 2012 19:51 (thirteen years ago)
ivan nova roughed up by the metsies today
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 19:15 (thirteen years ago)
"Today was the worst day of my life," Nova said.
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 4 April 2012 23:53 (thirteen years ago)
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-236.gif
the truth emerges
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 00:20 (thirteen years ago)
Jeter had a nice oppo field home run earlier. Angels getting pistol whipped.
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 16 April 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)
jeter's off to a nice start huh?
― pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 April 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)
man pujols looks weird not in a cards jersey
― pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 April 2012 02:34 (thirteen years ago)
at least it's still red, i tell myself
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 April 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)
hoo, ibanez just put one into the third deck off of jason isringhausen. in 2012
― pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:06 (thirteen years ago)
Homerless Pujols just K'd by Boone Logan.
― Andy K, Monday, 16 April 2012 03:32 (thirteen years ago)
yeah the hell is up with his start
― pleural eff u son (k3vin k.), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:40 (thirteen years ago)
actually just turned 53
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 16 April 2012 03:52 (thirteen years ago)
John Sterling just made hilarious non-call of game's last out (couldn't see outfielder in the corner)
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 April 2012 02:38 (thirteen years ago)
Granderson with three tacos!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 20 April 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)
@jaysonstJeter's 4th hit of the night was his 9th extra-base hit of the year. Know when he got his 9th XBH last year? Would you believe May 27?
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)
dude's playing like he's 25 again
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)
sss
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 01:54 (thirteen years ago)
he'll have his month where he looks 45 too.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 03:01 (thirteen years ago)
Mark Feinsand@BloggingBombers Pineda has a tear in his labrum. Arthroscopic surgery scheduled for next Tuesday
why do bad things happen to good people
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
TINSTAPP
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
so i just googled that. much lol'ing ensued.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 April 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)
15-game hit streak for jeet
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Thursday, 26 April 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)
Yankees just released Raul Ibanez so they could bring up Jesus Montero tomorrow night. yessssss.
― sanskrit, Sunday, 29 April 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)
Uh
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 29 April 2012 02:52 (thirteen years ago)
UH
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 29 April 2012 08:38 (thirteen years ago)
sanskrit lives in his alternate timeline
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)
(I have one where the Wilpons invested w/ my 401k)
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 April 2012 17:09 (thirteen years ago)
why is the grandyman bunting against mad max scherzer
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 April 2012 17:21 (thirteen years ago)
'Cause the Grandynan can.
14 LOB through six.
― Andy K, Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)
Grandyman
Grandyman...
*stares into mirror*
― Andy K, Sunday, 29 April 2012 19:33 (thirteen years ago)
disgusting savages, etc etc
http://youtu.be/yXiQd_Jhubg
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 30 April 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)
if it only had more meme potential we might get a mortal kombat Finish Her remix
― sanskrit, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)
someone pointed out that the kicker is lucky that lady didnt die. coulda easily happened. some dude died at angels stadium a couple years ago because he fell back on some stairs during a fight.
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 30 April 2012 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
so fucking retarded from all sides
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 30 April 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
smooth of play by nunez
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:56 (thirteen years ago)
disgusting savages, etc etchttp://youtu.be/yXiQd_Jhubg
Security cut-backs since that time when they'd kick people out for going to the bathroom during "God Bless America," huh?
― Andy K, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:21 (thirteen years ago)
rivera is getting fireman carried off the field after hurting his knee shagging fly balls in bp
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:13 (thirteen years ago)
jesus mariano is fucked
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:37 (thirteen years ago)
smh
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:57 (thirteen years ago)
rip
― omar little, Friday, 4 May 2012 00:29 (thirteen years ago)
Rivera, who regularly catches balls during batting practice as a way to keep in shape,
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 May 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
ugh
― max, Friday, 4 May 2012 00:33 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.nerdlocker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/3223b.jpg
Rivera was smiling as he was driven off the field, and even appeared to flash a shoulder shrug to his teammates on the field.
― mookieproof, Friday, 4 May 2012 00:55 (thirteen years ago)
prob wise of him to get off this ship
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 4 May 2012 03:14 (thirteen years ago)
jetes w/yet another 4-hit game
― omar little, Friday, 4 May 2012 03:17 (thirteen years ago)
torn ACL
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Friday, 4 May 2012 03:48 (thirteen years ago)
in a losing cause, I'll take it
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 May 2012 03:49 (thirteen years ago)
xp, that was for Jeets btw
maybe Mo will answer is-this-yr-last-season Q
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 May 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)
wow. no words right now
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 May 2012 04:15 (thirteen years ago)
"A-Rod didn't play yesterday which got Chavez hurt, which called Nix up, who hit ball that hurt Rivera...IT'S ALL A-RODS FAULT"
― bnw, Friday, 4 May 2012 04:16 (thirteen years ago)
I feel really bad for Mo, what a weird and random way to end your career (if this is really it for him). I guess Rafael Soriano will finally have to start earning his salary.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 4 May 2012 05:14 (thirteen years ago)
Robertson would close, right?
― Andy K, Friday, 4 May 2012 10:26 (thirteen years ago)
i'd assume so
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Friday, 4 May 2012 12:10 (thirteen years ago)
johnny crunch thankig u for not bumping the dollars/toilet thread, altho i guess that's more of a season end tradition.
― sanskrit, Friday, 4 May 2012 13:16 (thirteen years ago)
they can just buy Heath Bell, can't they? he's still on the block with Oswalt, right?
― sanskrit, Friday, 4 May 2012 13:17 (thirteen years ago)
Gossage available for work ("And I can pitch 3 innings!")
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 May 2012 13:56 (thirteen years ago)
Neyer says Mo ain't dead yet!
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/5/4/2998279/mariano-rivera-injury-comeback-yankees
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 May 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)
Mariano: "I am coming back. Write it down in big letters. ... I'm not going out like this."
― polyphonic, Friday, 4 May 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)
my cell is on the fritz because i have 42 app store updates. it's like it knows.
― sanskrit, Friday, 4 May 2012 21:15 (thirteen years ago)
"write it down in 96 point futura"
― johnny crunch, Friday, 4 May 2012 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
His contact with the wall had nothing to do with this tear, yes or no?
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 5 May 2012 00:29 (thirteen years ago)
yes
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 5 May 2012 00:31 (thirteen years ago)
pettitte to return on sunday; i hope suzyn is prepared
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
"oh my Gawd"
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:32 (thirteen years ago)
what would john sterlings jesus montero hr call be
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 12 May 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)
Raul Ibanez is having a nice season. Tied for eighth in the AL in HR.
― polyphonic, Saturday, 12 May 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)
good ol yankees right field!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 12 May 2012 21:41 (thirteen years ago)
today's was to dead center
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 May 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
oh man if ackley had hit it out
― mookieproof, Sunday, 13 May 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)
pettitte pitches tied for 13th best game in the al accd'ing 2 game score
RK PITCHER DATE OPP SCORE IP H R ER BB SO PIT DEC GSC13 Andy Pettitte, NYY 5/18 CIN W 4-0 8.0 4 0 0 1 9 115 W 82
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 19 May 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)
Eight Ks for Nova through three (losing, though).
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Saturday, 19 May 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)
nine through four
― twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Saturday, 19 May 2012 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
@GeorgeHBrettCongrats to Derek jeter he is a c Ass act
@GeorgeHBrettMake that a class act
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Monday, 28 May 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)
Girardi just used a total of five pitchers in the eighth and ninth to preserve a five-run win.
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Saturday, 2 June 2012 02:42 (thirteen years ago)
My soul dances
http://deadspin.com/5916213/yankees-tickets-are-a-dollar-seats-are-empty-and-theyre-trying-to-blame-stubhub
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5fasgSS1S1qz80pso1_500.png
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
ever seen in Kissinger's suite?
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)
CLUTCH
― k3vin k., Saturday, 23 June 2012 02:53 (thirteen years ago)
Jeter's numbers since May 1 are not so hot
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 June 2012 15:14 (thirteen years ago)
yeah he's played pretty awful, his batting average alone has dropped 100 points and i'd be surprised if he had 4 XBH in his last 30 games
― k3vin k., Saturday, 23 June 2012 15:53 (thirteen years ago)
april .389/.433/.579may .293/.339/.353june .244/.311/.341
― k3vin k., Saturday, 23 June 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
rip andy pettitte
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)
down to a core one already?
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
Casey Kotchman's low line drive hit Pettitte near his left ankle, the one the left-hander pushes off with. Pettitte took a step toward the ball near the third base line before gently dropping to the infield grass.
― omar little, Wednesday, 27 June 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
adam warren: not the answer
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 June 2012 00:23 (thirteen years ago)
AJ goin deep on me
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 June 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)
weekend of dewayne wise
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 June 2012 18:30 (thirteen years ago)
one of these old-timers is gonna have a heat stroke
― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 July 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)
Yankees should try just not having a third baseman
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:05 (thirteen years ago)
Who the fuck is playing 3rd. That was a perfect throw from Martin.
― calstars, Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)
LET'S ALL SHOW SOME SOMBER REVERENCE HERE IN THE BOOTH REGARDING THE BEYOND RARE JETER ERROR ON A ROUTINE POP-UP
― Andy K, Monday, 9 July 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)
@Buster_ESPNStunner. I'd bet that if you took a vote of all managers the last 16 years, he'd be the guy they'd want a pop-up hit to.
― Andy K, Monday, 9 July 2012 00:43 (thirteen years ago)
lmao
― call all destroyer, Monday, 9 July 2012 00:51 (thirteen years ago)
@joe_sheehanDerek Jeter is focusing so hard on how to help Alex Rodriguez out of his slump that it's affecting his fielding. What a teammate!
― Andy K, Monday, 9 July 2012 01:25 (thirteen years ago)
lol
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/7/9/3147535/yankees-tell-reggie-jackson-stay-away
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 July 2012 22:44 (thirteen years ago)
he's a drink-stirrer; that's what he does
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 July 2012 23:12 (thirteen years ago)
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haha
― omar little, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)
heh, jeter really is one of the best infielders i've ever seen at catching pop-ups tho
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 10 July 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)
I'm missing the forest for the trees--how does this team have the best record in baseball? I sincerely don't get it. They're fourth in runs scored in the AL, fourth in runs given up. Cano's one of the best players in the game; Jeter, after a strong start, is back to a fairly punchless .300. Most everyone else is at or below career norms offensively. They've hit a lot of home runs, but again, three other AL teams have scored more runs. Their starters give up a hit per inning (good K/BB ratio, though). Soriano's been good, but not as good as his E.R.A. I see a .550 team, maybe. I can't see .600+ in a very tough division
― clemenza, Friday, 13 July 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)
featsing on the BRS; going 13-5 in interleague
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)
grandyman just made a pretty great catch to rob trout
― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 July 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)
thank you michael kay for the obligatory "how often do you see it -- guy makes a great play in the field and he's leading off next inning"
― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 July 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)
Darnell McDonald, DFA'd, cleaned up for a handful of at-bats.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 17 July 2012 23:04 (thirteen years ago)
Tonight Kuroda is pitching and Ichiro is playing right - gambate!
― calstars, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 01:48 (thirteen years ago)
#6 org
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2012/0723/mlb_a_ichiro99_cr_576.jpg
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 04:59 (thirteen years ago)
Fans at Safeco Field gave Ichiro a 45-second standing ovation when he came to bat with one out in the third inning. He doffed his helmet and bowed twice to the crowd before hitting a single and stealing second base.
― mizzell, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)
According to High Heat Stats, the Yankees are the first team since the A's of the late '20s to have three players on their roster with 2500+ hits. Between the '39 Pirates (Waner, Manush) and '73 Angels (Robinson, Pinson), no team ever had more than one; since then, a number of teams have had two.
http://www.highheatstats.com/2012/07/ichiro-and-2500-hit-teammates/#more-5154
It'd be neat if they had a shot at three 3,000-hit guys, but Ichiro's chances must be edging toward 0%.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:24 (thirteen years ago)
and one of em now a Broken Hand-Rod
way to go, Felix
It'd be neat if they had a shot at three 3,000-hit guys
fuuuuck that, all we need
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 07:27 (thirteen years ago)
You'd have been so much fun in 1941, Morbius, making fun of us saps getting caught up in DiMaggio and Williams.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 12:04 (thirteen years ago)
Wait a minute, how come I didn't know about any of this:
http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/32999/video-ichiro-comes-to-america-in-1995z
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 13:07 (thirteen years ago)
joba is rehabbing in double-a! i thought he was dead
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 July 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)
Trampoline inspections every 3 weeks.
I didn't know about this:
When he broke George Sisler’s single-season record for hits, in 2004, the Hall of Fame presented Suzuki with a replica model of Sisler’s bat: all 36 inches and 46 ounces of it. Suzuki felt a kinship with Sisler, who set his record in 1920, and visited his grave site in St. Louis before the All-Star Game in 2009.
The next year, before a series at Yankee Stadium, Suzuki visited Calvary Cemetery in Queens to see the grave of another Hall of Famer, Wee Willie Keeler. Suzuki had broken Keeler’s record of seven consecutive 200-hit seasons, which had stood for more than century.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/27/sports/baseball/ichiro-suzuki-takes-his-all-star-act-to-new-york.html
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 July 2012 18:56 (thirteen years ago)
Derek Lowe with the save
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 03:42 (thirteen years ago)
cant freaking believe eric chavez has a .900 ops.
― johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 16 August 2012 16:30 (thirteen years ago)
Derek Jeter passes Nap Lajoie for sole possession of 12th place on all-time hits list at 3,253 with a single in 4th.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)
joe girardi used four pitchers in the fifth inning tonight
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 02:33 (thirteen years ago)
Nick Swisher Expected To Seek $100MM-Plus
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 18:29 (thirteen years ago)
DO THE COLLAPSE
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 August 2012 03:52 (thirteen years ago)
so...this jeter contract is actually kinda working out, wow
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 August 2012 04:06 (thirteen years ago)
Jeter is so underrated among stat dudes. His fielding sucks, so what.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 August 2012 06:04 (thirteen years ago)
Girardi erupts against a ChiSox fan ... wow. and I really love Joe too. But he's just wrong tonight
― Stormy Davis, Thursday, 23 August 2012 06:17 (thirteen years ago)
Wow first Melky and now Colon start doing testosterone after leaving the Yankees. It must be such a downer to not be able to play for them that this is some sort of coping mechanism.
― sanskrit, Thursday, 23 August 2012 17:17 (thirteen years ago)
High Heat Stats has a Jeter chart today triggered by "allegations" that were made yesterday. So I looked into the allegations, and it's just a couple of guys yelling at each other.
http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/8294309/derek-jeter-laughs-skip-bayless-ped-use-insinuation
― clemenza, Thursday, 23 August 2012 20:53 (thirteen years ago)
really clem, linking to sumthin that has both s a smith & wally matthews involved
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 August 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
Nova on DL w/ inflamed rotator cuff
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 August 2012 17:10 (thirteen years ago)
6 1/3 innings, seven yankee pitchers
― mookieproof, Sunday, 2 September 2012 19:58 (twelve years ago)
eight
― mookieproof, Sunday, 2 September 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago)
five this inning, with one out
― mookieproof, Sunday, 2 September 2012 20:02 (twelve years ago)
Yankees postseason odds down 4.0% in a week, to 95.6%
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 September 2012 14:44 (twelve years ago)
down 3.5% on Monday!
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago)
are you using that BP Prospectus odds visualizer? such a great tool. does 0.00% mean infinitesimally small chances below 0.01% or mathematically out of it? thought you might be know the answer.
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago)
I suspect that until a team is eliminated, it's an infinitesimal figure above zero.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago)
i kinda want to see the 1-in-1000 scenario in which the royals make the playoffs
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago)
I would think the Red Sox and Braves got pretty close to 100% last August.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago)
;_;
― How's My Modding? Call 1-800-SBU-RSELF (WmC), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 00:25 (twelve years ago)
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1351047/NickySwish.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:06 (twelve years ago)
robneyer @robneyerAh, that Yankees magic ... they're 0-53 this season when trailing after 8 innings, only team in majors that's winless in that situation.
― Andy K, Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago)
i wonder how many teams have finished 20 games over 500 and never had a comeback win of that sort
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 15 September 2012 03:36 (twelve years ago)
people can come up with statistics for anything, kevin.forfty percent of all people know that.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 September 2012 04:32 (twelve years ago)
RIP Five o'Clock Lightning
(OK, midnight in the modern AL)
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 September 2012 07:13 (twelve years ago)
Mark Simon @msimonespnYankees P CC Sabathia 96+ MPH pitches by yr-- 2009: 348, 2010:211, 2011: 240, 2012: 2
― Andy K, Saturday, 15 September 2012 12:07 (twelve years ago)
I miss Mangione Swish.
http://cakerockstheparty.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/kylbgje7.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/66/Feels_So_Good.jpg/220px-Feels_So_Good.jpg
― Andy K, Saturday, 15 September 2012 12:11 (twelve years ago)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/james_in_to/7997101156
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 17 September 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago)
sorry, wrong thread
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 17 September 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago)
ichiro hit the ball into jerrod parkers shirt
― johnny crunch, Friday, 21 September 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago)
ichiro now 13 for his last 18
― omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago)
this game
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago)
raul in the 13th in the rain
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago)
hope this game goes 3 more hrs
nesheks changeup is hilarious
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago)
damn if the A's blow this ...
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:30 (twelve years ago)
lol melky mesa
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago)
wtf is goin on itg
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago)
that was ugly fielding
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:51 (twelve years ago)
my mom was at this game and left after the top of the 13th
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 22 September 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago)
phil hughes, always clutch
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 September 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago)
effin' Jays
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago)
2/4 = parade worthy up here these days!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:24 (twelve years ago)
rip banny manuelos
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago)
Pedroia off to the races
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago)
nice time to get picked off, Gardner!
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:45 (twelve years ago)
LONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago)
2nd deck
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago)
andy bailey throws the ball p straight huh
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:04 (twelve years ago)
fuckfuckfuck
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago)
this feels exactly like the Aaron Boone game, when it's just a question of when.
― kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago)
gree hee hee
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 03:15 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/cpu4E.jpg
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago)
cano is unbelievable right now
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago)
mvp
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:49 (twelve years ago)
xtra pts for "making it look easy"
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 October 2012 00:53 (twelve years ago)
>arod having champagne poured on him & yelling 'taste it taste it'<
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 4 October 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago)
http://blogimages.thescore.com/mlb/files/2012/10/Wu7mM.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:16 (twelve years ago)
TOKYO -- Ichiro Suzuki is looking forward to starting the 2013 baseball season the way he ended last season: as a member of the New York Yankees.
The Yankees and Suzuki finalized a $13 million, two-year contract in December that kept the 10-time All-Star in the Bronx after he was obtained in a trade with Seattle last July.
"Signing with the Yankees has given me a new sense of determination," the 39-year-old outfielder said Tuesday after a workout in Kobe. "This is a unique team. A team that can have a player like Alex Rodriguez as a pinch hitter is special, and to be part of that is exciting."
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:27 (twelve years ago)
VOID IT
http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/8894904/alex-rodriguez-contract-attempting-voided-new-york-yankees-according-sources
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)
nevah gonna
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 22:27 (twelve years ago)
god damn
the Yankees will try to find an escape hatch from their remaining five-year, $114 million obligation to the three-time American League MVP.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 22:28 (twelve years ago)
there is no escape (hatch)
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)
The Yankees will be saved by Derek Jeter: 'the transcendent one'
― mookieproof, Monday, 4 February 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)
stab me with knives
― ciderpress, Monday, 4 February 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)