MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL POLL

You must be very annoying to out-annoy Dane Cook.

frank caliendo is looking good in that department.

i vote frank tv.

The sonic commercials suck but those guys do a live improv show in Chicago that is A+++

AGAIN MUCH LIKE THAT YANQUI POLL YOU FORGOT "ALL" AS AN OPTION.

THIS IS OUUUUUR COUNTRY

Dammit! The imposter is back.

And the Sonic guys are awesome.

The thing that makes me weep about the fucking Mellencap song is that it made its debut last year during the playoffs AND IT WONT FUCKING DIE.

I hope it never does

peter king declared that frank caliendo is the funniest man alive, funnier than john belushi even!

i like the high life guy.

i like the show but that office commercial is really REALLY annoying.

that shirt dane cook is wearing is funny ;_;

also caliendo looks like early 2000s jay mariotti in that pic.

ban Jordane Cook

i had to vote for dane cook cause hes the worst ever but the other two are certainly deserving as well.

i like the high life guy.

omg, jolly corpulent black man pulls Miller out of too-tony nightclub = pernicious bullshit

I mean as if that restaurant would serve High Life to begin with.

I giggled a bit when Caliendo's GWB said that Saturday was for western wear, and then I hated myself for it on principle.

high life dude is a douche.

that frank tv guy is an impressive mimic but judging from the commercials there doesnt seem to be anything funny or good abt him

I've always wondered what it would be like if someone did an impression of Jack Nicholson.

it would be like: hilarious. obv.

Dane Cook, because he would get assaulted by slam poets in the parking lot with a tire iron after delivering those crap lines.

kinda dig the richard edson risk insurance one

<i>i like the high life guy. </i>

Is that the same guy as the Dr. Pepper Touchdown Dance Guy?

snl just did an amusing dane cook parody

miller masala's pretty bad, but not as annoying as dane cook. who isn't as annoying as "the captain" dudes. that shit must be stopped.

clooney is my favorite, of course. and i kinda like frank.

what do ppl think of the [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT] ads?

I must admit, the Sonic ads make me chuckle. MEAT RAGE LOL.

FrankTV gets my vote.

ELEVEN DOLLARS FOR A HAMBURGER?????

i want to change my vote as Dane Cook just gets worse and worse.

Rob Neyer: (12:33 AM ET ) Gee, I'd rather watch a funny guy than a beer commercial every time. If you just don't like impressions, fine. But the guy's really good at what he does.

that frank tv guy is an impressive mimic but judging from the commercials there doesnt seem to be anything funny or good abt him

-- jhøshea, Friday, October 12, 2007 3:17 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

Impressionists are the worst.

Not worse than ventriloquists and prop comedians.

The Comebacks coach dude: go to hell

http://www.the-frat-pack.com/reviews/talladega-set-photos/davidkoechner.JPG

"we grow ballplayers like corn out here"

BLADOW

wabalonsananjaloswell

the crude and vapid hagiography of tony gwynn

watching on intl mlb means i have seen/heard each of the ones of mentioned possibly 50 times each

ok new MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL: the taco bell one where the guy lays down the rules for his brother or whatever he is

WAIT

They used the whole ELEVEN DOLLARS FOR A CAN OF TUNA joke on the 2nd High Life commercial?????? AAAAGGH

the one High Life commercial when dude gets up on stage and yells "AAA!!" into the mic is pretty fucking funny though.

"Frank" was initially driving me fucking nuts, but it looks like they've toned it down a little now, Thank god.

so yeah, it'd have to be "THERE'S ONLY ONE OCTOBER" douche. Not to be all "I don't even own a TV" but honestly until I read this thread I had no idea who Dane Cook even was .. it was just one of those names i'd read. I just assumed the guy on the commercials was some douche who needed to comb his hair. but yeah he needs to die.

also quickly rising up the hatred scale: black dude from the Washington Mutual commercials who brainwashes children into being good little future car drivers.

those damn charles schwab commercials with that 'a scanner darkly' effect.
"i know my broker has bigger fish to fry, but does he have to be so obvious?" KILL YUORSELF.

ok new MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL: the taco bell one where the guy lays down the rules for his brother or whatever he is

I can deal with that one because the girlfriend is hot, and also because I am a huge sucker for the ol' "1:, 2:, c:" joke.

confession: frank's GWB has made me lol a few times.

I SAW JARVIK JARVIK JARVIK On tv last night

SO TERRIFYING

i have pitched jarvik documentary to my friend who works for jesus camp people

you should call it JARVIK JARVIK JARVIK: THE TRUE STORY OF ROBERT "GOAT EYES" JARVIK

TAKE - me out to the - ball gaaaamme - Take - ME OUT TO THE - crooowwwwd..

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

also quickly rising up the hatred scale: black dude from the Washington Mutual commercials who brainwashes children into being good little future car drivers.

Dude went to Boston College with my brother Tim!

Seperated at birth?

Robert Jarvik

http://www.jarvikheart.com/assets/Robert_Jarvik.jpg

and this guy:

http://www.durfee.net/oz/images/Nappa.jpg

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0546797/

the world is ruled by a cabal of 39 clones of the original "robert jarvik," known to the babylonians as "grzad'th-dur"

whenever Mellencamp sings about the dream coming true, I assume he means BLOWING UP ALL THE CHEVYS!!!

someday it will come true

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

I think dane cook's exposure before the playoffs really hurt him here.

exactly how many octobers are there again i forgot

watching on intl mlb means i have seen/heard each of the ones of mentioned possibly 50 times each

UGH WORST is Harold Reynolds ad.

i keep asking my wife "did dane cook record eight different outcomes and then they chose the two relevant ones?"

dane cook is a choad but i'm really hating frank tv right now

Frank TV

no shit

I turned the TV off.

exactly how many octobers are there again i forgot

― am0n, Thursday, October 18, 2007 10:46 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hahaha

Viva . . . Viagra!

his McCain and his Trump make me wish i could watch last year's ads instead.

dane cook isnt doing spots this year is he??

This time they got real live baseball players and... "bloggers" (?) instead?

omg THAT WAS SPOSED TO BE McCAIN!!!

I do think his Pacino armwaves are funny. Has anyone ever seen his show? not me.

am i bad person if i kinda like the bon jovi song?

The Bon Jovi song is really not too bad, especially compared to something like "Have a Nice Day." As much as I'd love to listen to Flying Lotus coming out of the break, I'll take Bon Jovi over some shitty nu-rock band.

Frank TV is like one of the sketches on Mad TV that really, really don't work, spread laboriously over a half-hour. The commercials are much funnier than the sketches, and the commercials are awful.

Anyone here who doesn't have a DVR should really think about getting one. I've had one for about a month, and there is something really satisfying about skipping commercials during a sporting event.

I've had one for about a month, and there is something really satisfying about skipping commercials during a sporting event.

It made watching last night's Sox / Angels tilt about 500 times easier (esp. wrt skipping over Chipper's spirited play-by-play).

I usually flicked over to Turner Classic Movies every break, which made me think Barbara Stanwyck was a LOOGY.

Has anyone ever seen his show? not me.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, October 6, 2008 12:05 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

little known fact: theres not actually a "show" called frank tv - or more specifically the commercials are the whole show - its part of the new "show within a sporting event" phenomenon thats sweeping the airwaves

Caliendo plays CARNEGIE HALL next week.

In the DirecTV "poltergeist" spot, that's Craig T Nelson and footage w/ the little dead blond actress, right? Sick.

he's on letterman tonite

Yeah, the DirecTV one's fucked up.

The "Poltergeist" one makes me mad. It doesn't even make sense!

none of the directv ones make sense

Christie Brinkley having been preserved in amber for 25 years makes sense

Compared to the others, that Vacation one is the fakiest looking.

that's logistics

A VINEYARD?! REALLY?! COME ON.

In that Liberty Mutual commercial, the first lady does a good deed, which inspires another guy to do a good deed, which sets off a chain reaction that results in the original lady doing the exact same good deed she did in the first place, which suggests to me that we live outside of chronological time itself maybe.

that's logistics

aaaagghhh I'm so glad I don't need UPS anymore, that commercial makes me want to maim somebody

"...HECKUVA CHALUPA TODAY"

A VINEYARD?! REALLY?! COME ON.

― funky house skeptic (polyphonic), Saturday, October 9, 2010 12:20 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

god i fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hate this one

From Mellencamp to Duplo

Diplo

guys, keep the remote handy, tonight's Lawrence Welk rerun looked hilarious

NO GUACAMOLE? THAT'S BUSH LEAGUE, BRO

NYC area viewers: how much did Fiberama spend on baseball buys this year?

MY NEIGHBUHS THINK THEY'RE A WUHK OF AHT

i enjoy 'kid chewed a heckuva chalupa today' & have incorporated it into my daily lyfe

heckuva chalupa today makes me lol tbh

i said it abt an intern i have working on a project for me the other day (he is actually not chewing that great of a chalupa tbqh)

these fuckin talking babies

yesss

ugh

i hate that "thing" where commercials cut between various people talking about something, each saying a different part of the sentence, and at the end they all repeat the same phrase, then close on a final shot of one of them smiling, vacant-eyed. fade to logo.

i don't know if there's a term for that but it's been going on for years in ads.

its the old crackup

wtf is this "i like the way you smile" song

i hate that "thing" where commercials cut between various people talking about something, each saying a different part of the sentence, and at the end they all repeat the same phrase, then close on a final shot of one of them smiling, vacant-eyed. fade to logo.

ugh, yes, it's like they're all proud of being part of a banaka-style hivemind. Yuck. But then again, most commercials are "our product is so powerful awesome it will turn you into a gibbering veg" these days.

a: the market is cyclical
a: history is always repeating itself
b: so how do we get back to the nero's orgies part?

a stares into distance

THOSE

i hate those

Where is Mellencamp, champion of the people, when we need him?

JHEAH, FOR RJOOKIE

so if Goodyear got fucked over by the Conan blimp why did they buy so many :30 spots featuring their blimp?

omg woman who used manual typewriter must be 187 years old

^^ cradle robber

directv: assaulting projectionists with blowdarts so you get movies quicker

"and i dont know/is this the part where u let go"