We Can't Afford a Catcher: The 2013 New York Yankees

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железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Thursday, 21 February 2013 01:44 (twelve years ago)

phil franchise out two weeks with a bulging disc

железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Thursday, 21 February 2013 01:46 (twelve years ago)

amazing thread title!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 21 February 2013 02:01 (twelve years ago)

def approve

sanskrit, Thursday, 21 February 2013 02:11 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/rod_gaga_joined_at_hips_goVHSvozbwTfT4okYgJxVP

johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 February 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)

granderson hbp, fractured forearm, out 10 weeks

железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Sunday, 24 February 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)

RIP

I Don't Wanna Be Dissed (By Anyone But You) (WilliamC), Sunday, 24 February 2013 20:21 (twelve years ago)

vernon wells would be a great fit for this team imo

железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Sunday, 24 February 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

oy

max, Sunday, 24 February 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

cano and a lot of crossed fingers

christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 24 February 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)

Mr. April:

"We'll just have to have guys step up," first baseman Mark Teixeira said on YES. "It's going to be tough."

Andy K, Sunday, 24 February 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

"It's hot in here, huh," Teixeira added, wiping his brow.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 24 February 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

maybe next year

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 24 February 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)

Alfonso Soriano, come on down!

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 24 February 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)

time to get that Heyzeus Montrero kid up from the minors.

sanskrit, Monday, 25 February 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

Heyzeus, don't make it bad

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

take a Banuelos and make it better

sanskrit, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 14:35 (twelve years ago)

http://bronxbaseballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/kevin-youkilis2-540x363.jpg

weird

железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 17:14 (twelve years ago)

after a year off, would jorge posada (who is in fact in camp and 'working with the catchers' as a coach) still be a better option for the yanks than cervelli/stewart? perhaps not, but it's not an instant no.

otoh they probably can't afford him either

железобетонное очко (mookieproof), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 20:06 (twelve years ago)

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2013/3/1/4054924/this-is-kevin-youkilis-without-a-goatee

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 March 2013 14:22 (twelve years ago)

omg

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 2 March 2013 18:59 (twelve years ago)

even his normal head looks photoshopped!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 2 March 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

dude has to have a screw loose to go play in ny

calstars, Saturday, 2 March 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

brian cashman broke his ankle sky diving for charity

mookieproof, Monday, 4 March 2013 17:37 (twelve years ago)

obligatory joke about the yankees being old and broken, get it, it doesn't really matter cause he's the GM, etc

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, 4 March 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago)

http://daps.tv/source-robinson-cano-alex-rodriguez-ryan-braun-and-curtis-granderson-to-be-suspended/

ZOINKS

― This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Monday, March 4, 2013 9:28 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:28 (twelve years ago)

Posted by chris

I'm a polymath with ADD, Entrepreneur, & ENTP whose aim is to emphasize awesomeness in pop-culture. I've described the contents of my mind as "Similar to Heffalumps and Woozles"

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:32 (twelve years ago)

doesn't sound shit like an ENTP, poser

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:36 (twelve years ago)

maybe he's right! but at this point i'd avoid getting all het up about reports from daps.tv posted by a dude mentioning heffalumps

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:41 (twelve years ago)

[Bill Simmons is] a polymath with ADD, Entrepreneur, & ENTP whose aim is to emphasize awesomeness in pop-culture. I've described the contents of my mind as "Similar to Heffalumps and Woozles"

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:47 (twelve years ago)

i'm sorry -- are you chris? bless your heart

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

i'm bill simmons :(

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:10 (twelve years ago)

this isn't really being talked about?

k3vin k., Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)

yeah tbf the guy who tweeted it only has 100 some followers, i just reposted it from a msg board taking it v seriously, sry :(

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:21 (twelve years ago)

>:[

k3vin k., Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:23 (twelve years ago)

but hey if it turns out to be true you all owe me a coke

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:25 (twelve years ago)

i hate u bill simmons

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:28 (twelve years ago)

*writes 2000 words about that*

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 03:30 (twelve years ago)

TAMPA, Fla. -- Another day, another injury for the New York Yankees.

Slugger Mark Teixeira has pulled out of the World Baseball Classic after injuring his right forearm swinging in the batting cage.

Teixeira was set to start at first base for Team USA but was scratched from the lineup for Tuesday's exhibition game against the Chicago White Sox.

"It sucks to see someone get hurt like that,'' Team USA and Texas Rangers pitcher Derek Holland said. "I know he's not on my team (in the regular season) but you never want to see anyone get hurt.

Team USA said Teixeira will be sidelined eight to 10 days.

"I was kind of shocked," said Yankees manager Joe Girardi.

Girardi said that the initial X-rays were negative, but that Teixeira would go for more tests.

"He was taking swings in the cage and felt something," Girardi said. "It was in his hand or wrist. I'm sure there will be more tests."

Girardi said he didn't know the severity of the injury or what the next step will be.

"I'm sure our people will want to see him too," Girardi said.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 23:09 (twelve years ago)

this has been the best offseason ever.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)

i assume Piniella is doing these YES games just cuz he lives in Tampa. He thinks .384 is a great OBP for a slugger -- hey loo, they get walked a lot.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:27 (twelve years ago)

juan rivera looks lost in right field

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)

.384 is a fine obp!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)

fwiw:

Mark Teixeira is going to be out at least until early May with a strained right wrist tendon, the latest major injury setback for the New York Yankees.

New York general manager Brian Cashman gave the news after the Yankees' were beat 8-2 by the Dominican Republic World Baseball Classic team on Wednesday.

Teixeira was hurt swinging a bat Tuesday in an indoor cage during pregame warmups with the United States' World Baseball Classic team. Initially, Teixeira was expected to be out eight to 10 days, but Teixeira was examined by Yankees doctors in New York on Wednesday and a diagnosis of eight to 10 weeks was given.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:25 (twelve years ago)

Teixeira was hurt swinging a bat Tuesday in an indoor cage

hard knock life

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 March 2013 01:21 (twelve years ago)

http://www.nyyankeesfragrance.com/

sanskrit, Thursday, 7 March 2013 03:05 (twelve years ago)

anesthesia?

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Thursday, 7 March 2013 03:07 (twelve years ago)

WATCH MO'S #FirstThrow exclusively here.

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 March 2013 03:08 (twelve years ago)

http://m.espn.go.com/general/blogs/blogpost?blogname=spring-training&id=923&src=desktop

think of the good times

k3vin k., Monday, 11 March 2013 03:00 (twelve years ago)

We were all young and beautiful, once

Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 11 March 2013 05:38 (twelve years ago)

Am I the only one who feels nothing at mo's retirement? Granted he was a great player but I never felt the guy had any personality

calstars, Monday, 11 March 2013 12:19 (twelve years ago)

lotta fuss over one inning

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 March 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)

'yankees are trying to talk derrek lee out of retirement'

mookieproof, Monday, 11 March 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

http://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/IP_active.shtml

46.	Jered Weaver (7, 29)	1320.1	R
47. LaTroy Hawkins (18, 39) 1303.2 R
48. Edwin Jackson (10, 28) 1268.2 R
49. Mariano Rivera (18, 42) 1219.2 R
50. Tim Lincecum (6, 28) 1214.0 R

Mesclun United (Andy K), Monday, 11 March 2013 14:42 (twelve years ago)

21. Jamey Wright (17, 37) 1896.1 R

legitimately dont know who this is

johnny crunch, Monday, 11 March 2013 14:47 (twelve years ago)

Goose Gossage on Rivera, and Posnanski on Gossage.

clemenza, Monday, 11 March 2013 15:51 (twelve years ago)

@JeffPassan
If Jeter hits DL, Yankees will have $88.2M worth of players on it -- more than 13 teams' payrolls

mookieproof, Sunday, 24 March 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)

lol -- Chipper was scheduled to spend a few days at Braves camp this spring and said "you guys got this, have a good season" and went home after one day, iirc.

I Don't Wanna Be Dissed (By Anyone But You) (WilliamC), Sunday, 24 March 2013 15:52 (twelve years ago)

'strong chance' of vernon wells to the yankees

mookieproof, Sunday, 24 March 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)

This has just been the perfect offseason!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 25 March 2013 11:56 (twelve years ago)

breathtaking

Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 25 March 2013 13:06 (twelve years ago)

and now we won't be able to get dollar seats in july!

Guy was knee-deep in water (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 25 March 2013 13:06 (twelve years ago)

oh no

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 March 2013 13:20 (twelve years ago)

Angels should have forced Wells to play in the WBC and take a dive.

sanskrit, Monday, 25 March 2013 14:26 (twelve years ago)

http://yfrog.com/scaled/landing/837/ryk.png

Mesclun United (Andy K), Monday, 25 March 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

Fastball upstairs... I like Wells as a human being, but even I could strike him out at this point.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 25 March 2013 22:56 (twelve years ago)

somewhere in hell, G Steinbush III is ranting about an exhibition tie with Houston.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 March 2013 02:22 (twelve years ago)

projected opening day lineup:

1. CF: Brett Gardner
2. RF: Ichiro Suzuki
3. 2B: Robinson Cano
4. 1B: Kevin Youkilis
5. DH: Ben Francisco
6. LF: Vernon Wells
7. SS: Eduardo Nunez
8. 3B: Jayson Nix
9. C: Chris Stewart

mookieproof, Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:00 (twelve years ago)

scary

This is called money bags. (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:04 (twelve years ago)

they'll still win 85 games tbh

k3vin k., Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:15 (twelve years ago)

designated hitter ben francisco has posted -2.0 war in 182 games over his last two seasons

mookieproof, Sunday, 31 March 2013 04:18 (twelve years ago)

http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/new-yorker-cover.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 1 April 2013 23:39 (twelve years ago)

please please tell me thats real

sanskrit, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)

indeed it is

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:41 (twelve years ago)

!!!

Mesclun United (Andy K), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 01:10 (twelve years ago)

SportsCenter ‏@SportsCenter 19m
Allow Jay-Z to reintroduce himself as an agent. Robinson Cano has left Scott Boras and hired Jay-Z to replace him. (via @darrenrovell)

ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

The New Yorker is $6.99?

Evan R, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

woah, the Jay-Z thing wasn't a late April Fools joke???

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)

well, it's not *just* jay-z:

We don't know what the Jay-Z alliance with Creative Artists Agency (CAA) will produce in terms of tactics, which might be the same as Boras'. CAA is an experienced baseball group, so Cano will have an agent who knows what he is doing in Brodie Van Wagenen. The Yankees have done plenty of contracts with CAA.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)

wow, Hot 97 has been playing Scott Boras' diss track all day, dude is mad:

[q][gunshots]

[2Pac talking]
("Fuck Jay-Z")
What's up niggas, ay yo, I know you ain't talking 'bout me dog
You, what?
("Fuck Jay-Z")
You been on my dick nigga, you love my style, nigga
("Fuck Jay-Z")

[Chorus]
(I) Fuck with your soul like ether
(Will) Teach you the king you know you
(Not) "God's son" across the belly
(Lose) I prove you lost already[/]

sanskrit, Tuesday, 2 April 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

ayo

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Now pinch hitting for Jayson Nix: Ichiro

Mesclun United (Andy K), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:30 (twelve years ago)

youk can't do this by himself, guys

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:35 (twelve years ago)

he's their Tom Tresh '66

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)

Houston -10
NY Yankees -16

Mesclun United (Andy K), Sunday, 7 April 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)

missed this, but apparently john sterling characterized a certain friday home run as A NUKE . . . FROM YOUK

mookieproof, Monday, 8 April 2013 01:26 (twelve years ago)

nuke lalyouksh

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Monday, 8 April 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)

with a double tonight, russell martin is now 1-for-20 as a pirate, so maybe francisco cervelli really is the correct answer

i am told that john sterling uttered the following tonight: 'oh travis, you are a pronx bomber'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:24 (twelve years ago)

yes though i think he actually said "travis is a pronx bomber!"

max, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 10:53 (twelve years ago)

also: a hafner homer!

max, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 10:53 (twelve years ago)

the wells hr call is "the bronx is vernon!"

max, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 10:53 (twelve years ago)

what is the point of my skipping Yankeecasts if you ppl are going to report Sterling's hurlings?

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 11:35 (twelve years ago)

"a nuke from youk!!"

max, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 11:53 (twelve years ago)

seven posts ago, max, but no FP for u bcz i'm a mensch

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)

lol suzyn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ugBEPL4wfM&feature=player_embedded

johnny crunch, Thursday, 11 April 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)

i'm told that the yankees are going to play 'sweet caroline' tonight -- really wish there were a less thoroughly awful way to show support

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 00:12 (twelve years ago)

"BB hits a BB! That's Boesch, by gosh!"

Andy K, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 00:21 (twelve years ago)

Jeter has a new fracture, out til post-All-Star at least

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/9187339/derek-jeter-new-york-yankees-likely-not-back-all-star-break

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 April 2013 22:08 (twelve years ago)

sighhh

brony james (k3vin k.), Thursday, 18 April 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)

B. Gardner cf
V. Wells lf
R. Cano 2b
K. Youkilis 1b
B. Francisco dh
F. Cervelli c
I. Suzuki rf
E. Nunez ss
J. Nix 3b

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 18 April 2013 22:22 (twelve years ago)

We need to poll that lineup

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 18 April 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

joba to mariano: never shush me, bro

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 May 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)

B Gardner CF
I Suzuki LF
R Cano 2B
T Hafner DH
B Boesch RF
C Nelson 3B
C Joseph 1B
C Stewart C
A Gonzalez SS

johnny crunch, Monday, 13 May 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)

When the hell did they get Chis Nelson?

Andy K, Monday, 13 May 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)

Guess the same can be said of most other active Yankees.

Andy K, Monday, 13 May 2013 16:10 (twelve years ago)

remember how the yankees were supposed to suck this year

'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 May 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)

never saw that via the PECOTA board

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 May 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)

Top 1st: Seattle

- M. Saunders flied out to left
- D. Ackley walked
- K. Seager singled to shallow center, D. Ackley to third
- K. Morales singled to shallow left, D. Ackley scored, K. Seager to second
- M. Morse singled to right, K. Seager scored, K. Morales to third, M. Morse to second on right fielder I. Suzuki's fielding error
- J. Smoak walked
- R. Ibanez homered to deep right center, K. Morales, M. Morse and J. Smoak scored
- J. Montero singled to shallow center
- B. Ryan grounded into fielder's choice, J. Montero out at second
- M. Saunders doubled to right center, B. Ryan scored
- P. Claiborne relieved P. Hughes
- D. Ackley struck out looking

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 23:39 (twelve years ago)

what is a p. claiborne

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 00:39 (twelve years ago)

Preston Claiborne of the Rail Riding Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Claibornes.

Andy K, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:02 (twelve years ago)

i think u mean RailRiding

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 May 2013 01:06 (twelve years ago)

So the Yankees is partnering up with Manchester City FC to buy an expansion team for the MLS. I wonder if the fans are cool with that.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 16:07 (twelve years ago)

Broken pinky for Granderson

Andy K, Saturday, 25 May 2013 01:45 (twelve years ago)

They pay cash dollar for the production, but the Yankees seem to have a knack for finding some ex-stars on the scrap heap and actually getting some results out of them. They really can't get a full season out of Vernon Wells and Pronk can they? They got results out of Eric Chavez, who seemed to come out of the injured wilderness last year to be pretty productive.

That said, this year's Yankees looks like some of those odd Yankee vet team mashes of the 80s like this one.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/NYY/1984.shtml

earlnash, Saturday, 25 May 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)

for a second I thought Howie Rose said Walt Hriniak was playing SS

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)

lol yeah i sorta think cashman is now trolling, xpect him to sign that dude the fish let have 1 ab last yr (and for him to thrive)

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 02:04 (twelve years ago)

first-ever Mo loss w/out getting an out

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:46 (twelve years ago)

yeah that was awfully quick. didn't back up home on that first run either

you are not a better writer than f. scott fitzgerald. you are not a b (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:47 (twelve years ago)

Plate umpire Vic Carapazza called for the tarp almost immediately, and most Yankees players jogged off the field.

But not Kuroda.

Dejected and probably aware his outing was over, he walked slowly off the mound with his head down. Without even looking up, he underhanded the game ball into the third row of now-empty seats before descending into the dugout.

mizzell, Monday, 3 June 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)

lyle playing RF tonight

johnny crunch, Monday, 3 June 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)

Sparky?

Andy K, Monday, 3 June 2013 19:26 (twelve years ago)

love this kid and his pirate-fan dad

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/9353831/ian-clarkin-apologizes-saying-cannot-stand-new-york-yankees

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 June 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

that is hilarious.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 8 June 2013 05:28 (twelve years ago)

http://www.baseballnation.com/hot-corner/2013/6/11/4418804/cc-sabathia-bartolo-colon-heaviest-mlb-pitchers

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)

everyone makes the Carmelo's Marshmallows joke but you never hear about Bartolo's Colonics.

bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)

will girardi use a position player before he uses rivera?

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2013 23:37 (twelve years ago)

loool with men on 1st and 2nd and 2 out in the 14th, the a's ibb'd cano to load the bases

teixeira responded to this vicious slight by popping out

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 June 2013 23:57 (twelve years ago)

wow on 2 the 16th

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 June 2013 00:21 (eleven years ago)

Hafner and Wells a combined zero for 16.

Andy K, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago)

here comes mariano

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:07 (eleven years ago)

bold move, joe

mookieproof, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago)

mariano & his surfboard get wiped out, totally

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:13 (eleven years ago)

sorry to doubt you joey g -- you were right all along

mookieproof, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:14 (eleven years ago)

@robneyer
Yankees' 4-5-6-7 hitters went 0 for 28 with three strikeouts apiece. That, friends, is a difficult thing to do.

Andy K, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:37 (eleven years ago)

hot damn

Los Angeles - Bottom of 9th

NYY 6, LAA 0

CC Sabathia pitching for New York

M Trout doubled to left.

A Pujols walked.

D Robertson relieved C Sabathia.

M Trumbo singled to right, M Trout scored, A Pujols to third.

H Kendrick struck out swinging.

J Shuck hit for C Iannetta.

J Shuck walked, M Trumbo to second.

M Rivera relieved D Robertson.

E Aybar grounded out to first, A Pujols scored, M Trumbo to third, J Shuck to second.

A Callaspo singled to right, M Trumbo and J Shuck scored.

B Hawpe hit for B Harris.

A Callaspo to second on fielder's indifference.

B Hawpe singled to left, A Callaspo to third.

P Bourjos singled to left, A Callaspo scored, B Hawpe to second.

M Trout walked, B Hawpe to third, P Bourjos to second.

A Pujols struck out swinging.

NYY 6, LAA 5

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 16 June 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago)

chris stewart got his first double tonight, in his 151st plate appearance of the season

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago)

"It's all about the money for him now," a team source said. "He knows he's not getting into the Hall of Fame and he knows he's probably going to get suspended, so he's trying to figure out a way to make sure he gets paid."

mookieproof, Friday, 28 June 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago)

Welcome to fourth place, my crosstown brethren.

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 July 2013 11:15 (eleven years ago)

Coming soon: 5th.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 1 July 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago)

Didn't realize CC won his 200th yesterday. Not having a great year, but not having a terrible one, either, and still compiling. He's taking the Don Sutton route, but I think he's still in pretty good shape for the HOF if he can stay healthy (always a big "if"). He's actually almost 15 WAR ahead of Sutton (55-41) through age 32.

clemenza, Thursday, 4 July 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago)

‏@JackCurryYES 1h
If Jeter has no setbacks at AAA, expectation is that he will rejoin the Yankees on Friday.

johnny crunch, Thursday, 11 July 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago)

http://www.rockymusic.org/img/dvdcovers/ReturnOfCaptainInvincible-FrontCoverL.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 11 July 2013 01:33 (eleven years ago)

jetes 1-for-9 with 2 k and 4 bb in four triple-a games

a-rod 2-for-15 with 3 k and an rbi in six class a games

all three hits were singles

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2013 01:46 (eleven years ago)

they will turn it on when the spotlight hits

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 July 2013 02:23 (eleven years ago)

amazing

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 11 July 2013 02:53 (eleven years ago)

@DannyKnoblerCBS
Jeter returns today as a DH. Yankee DH's have 2nd lowest slugging pct. in AL (.373), ahead of only the Astros.

Andy K, Thursday, 11 July 2013 15:44 (eleven years ago)

furious argument raging in my office: jete or jetes?

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago)

jeetz

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 July 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago)

yeah idk if ive ever heard the singular 'jeet'

johnny crunch, Thursday, 11 July 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago)

http://i.minus.com/i7ySvTzu8CDAg.gif

bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Thursday, 11 July 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago)

lol

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago)

another legendary moment for captain fistpump

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago)

1-0

Andy K, Thursday, 11 July 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago)

jeter's right quad 'tightened up', will have an mri lol

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago)

"I hope it's not a big deal," Jeter said.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 11 July 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago)

NEW YORK – A sticky rain fell in the Bronx on Friday afternoon, enough to cast a gloom over the borough, but not so much to clear the sidewalks on the Grand Concourse. A woman backed up the stairs to her apartment, heaving a stroller that clunked with each step. A little boy, presumably hers as well, idled at the door, under an awning and out of the rain. He wore a New York Yankees cap, dulled by perhaps a few rains like this.

Traffic was heavy, and while waiting for the light to change ahead, a few blocks from the news that the Yankees' 39-year-old shortstop was injured and would not play tonight and for at least another week, it occurs to you that a whole generation here knows nothing about life without Derek Jeter.

http://s2.favim.com/orig/28/cementery-gif-rain-sad-statue-Favim.com-240208.gif

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago)

can't believe that wasn't an al leong joint

'time to die'

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago)

should have closed it out with 'Derek Sanderson Jeter' tho

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 July 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago)

Jetes back to DLol

Brennan Boesch released!

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 20 July 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago)

A game of pure, simple pleasures -- a ball hitting the chalk fair in left, a runner scoring from first on a gapper, a called third strike painting the black, a Yankee breaking down into utter uselessness with $20-25M still on the books.

schlock corridor (WilliamC), Saturday, 20 July 2013 14:29 (eleven years ago)

ha hah ahhaaa!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 20 July 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago)

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/9505893/alex-rodriguez-reps-think-new-york-yankees-mlb-conspiring-slugger

In a media blitz, Rodriguez's representatives, including a doctor who disputed the Yankees' interpretation of an MRI showing Rodriguez had a quad strain, began supplying details to support A-Rod's belief that the Yankees and MLB were conspiring to keep the $275 million third baseman off the baseball field.
Dr. Michael Gross, an orthopedic surgeon with Hackensack University Medical Center, spoke with ESPN New York and other media outlets to assert that his reading of the MRI showed no damage to Rodriguez's quad that should keep him off the field, and a source with ties to Rodriguez called several media outlets to reveal that Rodriguez had informed the Yankees he is ready to play and wants to be in the lineup Friday night when the team opens a three-game series at home against the Tampa Bay Rays.

"He feels he has no choice," the source told ESPNNewYork.com. "He wants to play, and they won't let him play. Nobody knows Alex's body better than he does."

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago)

Maybe a dumb question here, but are Yankees fans rooting for an A-Rod suspension so they're off the hook for his salary?

Evan R, Thursday, 25 July 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago)

lol nunez's helmet

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago)

xpost -- I certainly would be if I were a Yankees fan.

schlock corridor (WilliamC), Thursday, 25 July 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago)

ARLINGTON, Texas -- The New York Yankees are considering disciplining their estranged third baseman Alex Rodriguez for seeking a second medical opinion on his injured left quadriceps without following the procedures stipulated in baseball's collective bargaining agreement.

"I believe that we will be considering discipline," a team source told ESPNNewYork.com. "We haven't made any decisions yet."

According to Article XIII, Paragraph D of the CBA, a player may not seek a second medical opinion without first notifying his club in writing. Sources told ESPNNewYork.com's Andrew Marchand that Rodriguez notified Yankees president Randy Levine of his consultation with Dr. Michael Gross on Tuesday night, after it had occurred.

On the same late-night phone call, Rodriguez told Levine he did not trust Yankees team physician Christopher Ahmad, who diagnosed A-Rod with a Grade 1 quad sprain after an MRI was performed Sunday.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago)

lol @ 'estranged third baseman'

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 25 July 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago)

Evan R OH HELL YES

that money alone could play for three Russell Martins!

bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Thursday, 25 July 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago)

needless to say, everyone besides sanskrit (and max/ally/other scheming plutocrats) thinks the yankees should pay mr. rodriguez in the manner to which they committed.

and it's one thing to avoid playing him (although i'm skeptical that their replacements are better, if 5% of the cost) but quite another to avoid paying him

mookieproof, Friday, 26 July 2013 03:54 (eleven years ago)

they need to change their name to the Bloombergs

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 July 2013 06:43 (eleven years ago)

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/9511031/alfonso-soriano-traded-new-york-yankees-chicago-cubs

yankees' season saved

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 26 July 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago)

next season too

mookieproof, Friday, 26 July 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago)

CC Sabathia has allowed at least seven runs in three straight games for the first time in his career.

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 July 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago)

Alfonso Soriano Joins the Worst Right-Handed-Hitting Team of All Time

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=21360

playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 27 July 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago)

Yankees made plenty of money in the PED period winning 5 titles and employed A-Rod, Clemens, Giambi, Pettitte and Sheffield. They were the lunatics that signed A-Rod for a gazillion dollars to age 42. The guy is going to get suspended and when it is done, he's going to be back at Nu-Yankee stadium waiting for the rest of the millions they owe him. I just hope the catch phrase Nu-Yankee Stadium = 'the house that PED's built' would catch on.

earlnash, Saturday, 27 July 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago)

happy birthday 2 arod

johnny crunch, Saturday, 27 July 2013 15:29 (eleven years ago)

jeter homers on 1st pitch

johnny crunch, Sunday, 28 July 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago)

what a leader of men

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 July 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)

today was the yankees' third sellout of the season

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 July 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago)

Nu-Yankee Stadium has also less seats in it than the old place, which makes that only 3 sellouts even look a bit worse.

Stadium Comparison/Total Seating Capacity

Old Yankee Stadium
56,886

Current Yankee Stadium.
50,287

earlnash, Sunday, 28 July 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago)

are there any yankees fans here

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 29 July 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago)

n/m i didn't want to be all "all yankees fans are horrible and i don't see what the point is in liking this team, at all, i have literally never seen a more dispassionate group of fans anywhere in the world and that includes every team in miami" to your hypothetical faces but i don't care, yankees fandom is in its own special little category so far removed from any semblance of any other thing resembling sports fandom anywhere in the world that it makes me literally barf everywhere

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Monday, 29 July 2013 05:30 (eleven years ago)

there are yankees fans here, yes

max, Monday, 29 July 2013 10:49 (eleven years ago)

Have fun with the ups and downs that are Fonzie Sorianos twilight years.

BlackIronPrison, Monday, 29 July 2013 12:11 (eleven years ago)

getting pretty ugly for cc

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 August 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago)

we can endure the rebuilding years because

1) 80s teams were rad as fuck
2) KISS THE RINGS

bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Sunday, 4 August 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago)

if all proceeds as expected, should be a fun game at the cell tonight huh?

Fistpump w/ strained calf, likely DL-bound

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 August 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago)

If only Selig would wait until he's a few feet away from the batter's box to drop the suspension.

bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Monday, 5 August 2013 16:10 (eleven years ago)

then Alex can announce his appeal as he's tapping the dirt out of his spikes.

will some teary kid at the visitors' entrance sniffle "Say it ain't so, Rod"?

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 August 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago)

it would be comeuppance for when he announced his new contract or opt-out or whatever it was during the 2007 BoSox WS. Bud would love to get him back for that.

bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Monday, 5 August 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago)

andy needs sum more peds amirite

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago)

a-rod hitting 1.000, yankees getting hammered

still got the old magic

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago)

Research notes
Vernon Wells is starting at first base for the Yankees today. He has never played an inning at first base in his professional career (majors and minors.)

Andy Pettitte: allowed 7 runs in 2 2/3 IP vs White Sox. This is the 2nd time in the last 10 MLB seasons that Pettitte has allowed 7 runs in a regular-season start in which he got 8 outs or fewer. Other was July 1, 2007 against Athletics (8 runs in 1 2/3 IP)

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 August 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago)

it is pretty impressive that the yankees have given david adams 140 plate appearances

no wonder they've tried wells at first base

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 August 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago)

NEW YORK -- The boos were louder for Alex Rodriguez after his first at-bat than before.

In his return to Yankee Stadium for the first time since he appealed his 211-game for Major League Baseball violating the drug policy, Rodriguez heard a mixture of cheers and some boos when he batted for the first time in the bottom of the first inning on Friday night. A good number of fans stood and cheered for him.

With a man on second and two-out, Rodriguez struck out swinging against Rick Porcello to end the inning. He then heard resounding boos.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 10 August 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago)

Three consecutive blown saves for number 42 -- the first time in his career.

Andy K, Sunday, 11 August 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago)

@DannyKnoblerCBS
Before this weekend, Rivera had faced the Tigers 56 times (including postseason) and had allowed 2 HR. This weekend, 3 in 2 games.

Andy K, Sunday, 11 August 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago)

a. soriano: four homers, 13 rbi in a game and a half

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago)

I don't think the Yankees have a realistic chance at this point, but I have to admit, I would love the chaos of A-Rod in the post-season.

clemenza, Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago)

maybe he'll get traded to the Pirates?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 15 August 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago)

paul o'neill, michael kay and kenny singleton are discussing kelly clarkson's 'since u been gone'

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago)

is there a naysayer?

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago)

(also I don't think you should call even a 66-yo man aging as well as KS is 'Kenny')

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago)

i also call charles p. pierce 'charlie'

kay thought 'since u been gone' was by someone else, o'neill correctly called kelly clarkson and later namedropped tone loc, singleton muttered something about the troggs

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago)

haha awesome

k3vin k., Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago)

now w mark reynolds

johnny crunch, Friday, 16 August 2013 01:03 (eleven years ago)

freaking soriano went 4-5 today, three straight 3-hit games

k3vin k., Friday, 16 August 2013 02:57 (eleven years ago)

#sss

The Dance Twerking Was MADE So (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 16 August 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago)

just because it's unlikely to continue doesn't mean it didn't happen

mookieproof, Friday, 16 August 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago)

i think george brett holds that record, at 6 straight, if memory serves

k3vin k., Friday, 16 August 2013 20:48 (eleven years ago)

soriano's 2-3 with a homer and 4 RBI in the 4th inning...

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:30 (eleven years ago)

He found the stuff in A-Rod's locker!

cops on horse (WilliamC), Saturday, 17 August 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago)

soriano 3-4

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 August 2013 02:06 (eleven years ago)

HR and a SB!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 17 August 2013 03:11 (eleven years ago)

soriano 1-1 #sorianowatch

k3vin k., Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago)

good to see sori smoking the ball these days.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:34 (eleven years ago)

SB #sorianowatch

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 17 August 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago)

2-2. Bizarre.

clemenza, Saturday, 17 August 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago)

according to BBR in 93 games with the cubs, he had a WAR of 0.9. in 19 games with the yanks, his WAR is 1.5

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 17 August 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago)

lol a-rod

k3vin k., Monday, 19 August 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago)

nu-morans: sox fan in the crowd with giant homemade poster : a-rod = a-looser

bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Monday, 19 August 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago)

ichiro just got his 3,998th pro hit

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago)

and cano hit his 200th mlb homer

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago)

and ARod just ____ his ____th _____ ____ ___________!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago)

think u meant chris stewart

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:14 (eleven years ago)

he just ruined my afternoon.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:22 (eleven years ago)

girardi just brought in mo to get 2 outs in a 4 run game in the first game of a double header

k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago)

just demonstrating his faith in joba

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago)

mark reynolds is starting at 2b tonight

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago)

wait what how

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago)

welp, guess cano just got wally pipped

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 22:02 (eleven years ago)

should have had soriano do it imo

or a-rod could have demonstrated his team spirit and volunteered -- he's got to be at least as mobile as reynolds

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago)

jeter could play both 2b and ss

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 23:13 (eleven years ago)

lol c stewart nice

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago)

85 game score for yankees ace ivan nova

btw does anyone want to explain the discrepancy between cc's 2.0 fwar and -0.1 bwar

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 August 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago)

4 GB of the wild card now :)

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 September 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago)

+5 G over their pythag record, second only to seattle

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 September 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago)

scored 5 in the 8th vs Chisox; Harrelson sounds like he's on suicide watch.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:10 (eleven years ago)

2 games back :)

TITTWISter (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:36 (eleven years ago)

45 pitches by Nova in the 3rd

wd like to see Stankees take 3 of 4

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 September 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago)

a-rod and lyle overbay just pulled off a double-steal

k3vin k., Friday, 6 September 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago)

girardi's reaction to soriano being picked off 2nd in the 9th = a+

mookieproof, Friday, 6 September 2013 04:52 (eleven years ago)

ken singleton knows who 2 chainz is

johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 September 2013 00:46 (eleven years ago)

if that's true it's only because cone told him

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2013 00:48 (eleven years ago)

phil franchise

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago)

david huff

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago)

slow clap

johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 September 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago)

Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal
If #Yankees lose, will be 1st time in AL history that a team scored 8 or more runs in 3 straight home games and lost all 3

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago)

wau

fuck your movie theater yacht (zachlyon), Saturday, 7 September 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago)

Both dugouts emptied briefly after the first inning, when Showalter angrily exchanged words with Girardi after the Yankees manager yelled at Baltimore third base coach Bobby Dickerson, accusing him of stealing signs. Showalter had to be restrained by home plate umpire Ed Hickox as he charged onto the field.

Girardi refused to go into specifics about what set him off, saying only, "The one thing that I've done, the whole time that I'm here, and everywhere I've been, is I'm going to protect our players at all lengths. That's what I'm going to do, and there was something that I saw and I'm just going to leave it at that."

Dickerson, who said he had never been berated like that by an opposing manager, said he heard Girardi chirping from the dugout from the start of bottom of the first. Girardi had moved from the end of the bench close to the plate to the end of the dugout nearest third base by the time the inning had ended.

"Immediately, like right when I got to third base," Dickerson said. "I didn't hear him at first. I heard something and as I looked at the dugout, he was right there yelling at me from the far end. And I was running off the field, something else was said. And after that it was over."

But not before a red-faced Showalter bolted from the first-base dugout, gesturing angrily and shouting at Girardi before being held at bay by Hickox. Girardi followed from the third-base dugout in calmer fashion as players from both teams spilled onto the field.

"It strikes a chord in me and I stand accused," Showalter said.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago)

wtf

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 17:14 (eleven years ago)

NYY likely to ink MLB's richest radio deal with WFAN

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2013/9/10/4715590/mlb-yankees-wfan-radio-deal-cbs

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 September 2013 20:59 (eleven years ago)

http://thebaseballcodes.com/2013/09/10/girardi-to-os-you-cant-hide-your-spying-eyes

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 September 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago)

that video of Showalter goin ape is crazy.

Brendan Ryan, 8th Yankee SS this year.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago)

jeter to dl, rip

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 20:19 (eleven years ago)

also, 53 players so far

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago)

http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/40241/should-yankees-re-sign-robinson-cano

ZS: You're really good at parsing these $/WAR decisions (I'm clueless when it comes to "the market")--does this sound about right?

clemenza, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago)

(The short version: worth risking a seven-year, $211 million deal.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago)

fitting the capn gets shut down on 9/11

sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:32 (eleven years ago)

Flair for the dramatic, even when injured.

Andy K, Thursday, 12 September 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago)

sorry clemenza, just now seeing this! thanks for the compliment, but i'm no better at it than a lot of others here, and i do a pretty simple back of the envelope kind of thing.

the starting point is just how much each 1.0 WAR is worth in dollars. the rule of thumb used to be that $5 million/1 WAR was close to "fair", but i bet that's up to about $6 million now, so let's just go with that.

for the 7 year/$211 million deal to be "fair" (sorry, i can't help but use the annoying scare quotes for some reason), Cano would need to put up about 35 WAR over the period of the contract (211 million divided by 6 million/WAR). that's about 5 WAR/season, on average. so if cano puts up 5 WAR/season, on average, 7 years/$211 million would be fair.

cano's already 30, so i'm going to assume that he'll begin declining. when he's 37 at the end of the contract, he's probably not going to be putting up 5 WAR per year. so the question is, will he provide enough surplus value toward the beginning of the contract to balance out the weaker last years of the contract?

well, who knows. but one way to project, since we can assume he's probably past his peak, is to use the last 3 years as a baseline and then project a steadily declining WAR in the following years to simulate his aging.
if we assume that he'll end up with 6.2 fRAR in 2013 (per ZIPS rest of season projections), then his average fWAR over his past 3 seasons has been 6.4 WAR. Just to make things easier, let's adjust that to 6.5:

baseline (2011-2013 avg): 6.5 WAR

one method i've seen used in the past is to just assume that he'll lose 0.5 WAR every year. if that's the case, his contract looks like this:

baseline (2011-2013 avg): 6.5 WAR
2014: 6.0 WAR
2015: 5.5 WAR
2016: 5.0 WAR
2017: 4.5 WAR
2018: 4.0 WAR
2019: 3.5 WAR
2020: 3.0 WAR
2014-2020: 31.5 WAR

so even by that (really simplistic) method, he generates 31.5 WAR over the period of his contract, which is less than the 35 WAR he would need to hold up his side of a "fair" deal for 7 years/$211 million. so it's already a bad deal for the yankees.

but there are factors to consider that could tilt your opinion one way or the other. for example, maybe you watch cano play every day and you think he's going to decline faster than that simple -0.5 WAR assumption used above. if that's the case, it's going to be a pretty shitty contract when he puts up 1.0-2.0 WAR in his age 35-37 seasons while getting paid $30 million a year. (or on the flip side, maybe you think he's capable of stretching out his peak and he'll be putting up 7 WAR in 2016 or something). cano seems really durable, but there's always the possibility of injury as well.

but you could also factor in inflating salaries (especially with the wave of new tv contracts injecting even more $ into the game) and make a case that it's a decent deal for the yankees. what if the fair market price per WAR in 2014 was $6 million, but in 2020, at the end of cano's contract, it's $8 million?

fuck, time to bust out the spreadsheet:

http://i.imgur.com/I1GePcp.jpg

this shows the fair market value of WAR gradually rising from $6 million in 2014 to $8 million in 2020. i also entered in cano's contract, assuming he just gets $30 million even each year, and $31 million in the last, to add up to $211 over 7 years. the final column shows how much he would WAR he would need to generate each year to live up to his side of the deal. as the market value of WAR continues to increase, he needs to generate less value to be worth market value. in contrast to the earlier assumptions, in this scenario he only needs to generate about 30 WAR across the period of the contract for it to be a fair value.

so again, we come back to that important element that i'm lacking, which is day to day knowledge of cano's mad skillz, and an opinion of whether or not he's still at his peak or if his inevitable decline has already begun, and if so, how quickly he'll decline.

to sum up: i don't know

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

oops, i didn't read schoenfield's last paragraph, where he does his own simulation of cano's decline (he starts with 7.0 WAR in 2014, down to 2.5 WAR in 2020), and assumes $6.5 million/WAR as the fair market price. using those assumptions, cano needs 32.5 WAR over the period of the contract. but basically, same deal.

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 20:54 (eleven years ago)

let's just defer to the comments on the article for advice:

Ismael Diaz · Operator at Evergreen Recycling Solutions
Yankees be stupid not to sign Cano they may not have A Rod n Jeter Grandy..Maybe Cano go to Boston n Pedroia move to 3rd base like A Rod did so he can play 2nd..lol

Z S, Friday, 13 September 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago)

look, there's no way the yanks are letting cano walk

sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 September 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago)

despite their luxury tax shenanigans this year, the yankees are rich enough that they don't need to be efficient. they can survive carl pavano and kei igawa and they'll survive a 'bad' cano contract too.

mookieproof, Friday, 13 September 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago)

yup

sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Saturday, 14 September 2013 02:51 (eleven years ago)

http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_id=30569961&topic_id=0

whoa, missed this. bunt double from cano beats the shift

sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Saturday, 14 September 2013 17:13 (eleven years ago)

CC getting shelled again

sing, all ye shitizens of slumerica (k3vin k.), Saturday, 14 September 2013 17:51 (eleven years ago)

we pray for death on this day

The Dance Twerking Was MADE So (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 14 September 2013 19:12 (eleven years ago)

I've never believed this 1 WAR = $5-6 M number, the math might work out that way for 3Y/40M, but for superstar contracts it doesn't seem to make sense. IOW, I don't see clubs starting bidding wars for 3-4 win players and 20M/Y.

To me, 7Y/150 or 160M seems fair market value for Cano, assuming he puts up 30 WAR during that time. I'm ignoring positional availability in my completely non-scientific, based on gut feeling calculation.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 14 September 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago)

andy pettitte wants to spend more time with his family again

mookieproof, Friday, 20 September 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago)

probly needs to do the Lord's work now that the Pope has moved left

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 September 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago)

I almost feel sorry for John Sterling this week, as ppl have been pointing out that he is old and blind.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 September 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago)

Alex Rodriguez passed Lou Gehrig with his 24th career grand slam tonight at Yankee Stadium.

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:25 (eleven years ago)

the greatest yankee

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 September 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago)

I had no idea he had that many slams. I think Manny had around 20 slams and I sort of thought he'd be the one to eventually break the record.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 21 September 2013 06:52 (eleven years ago)

CC done for the year, hamstring

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2013 17:53 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5iJR21J7QI

polyphonic, Monday, 23 September 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago)

let's play a new game i like to call "what creepy cartoon characters does lars ulrich look like nowadays"

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/futurama/thumb/d/d7/Scammer_aliens.JPG/468px-Scammer_aliens.JPG

^^ post obviously honoring and supporting Qualcomm (zachlyon), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago)

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1786351-mariano-rivera-bobblehead-night-a-disaster-as-yankees-never-receive-shipment

lol, my mom was at this game and said she waited in line from the 3rd inning through the 9th

druhilla (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 03:59 (eleven years ago)

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/09/hey-joe-girardi-let-rivera-play-center-field.html

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 04:02 (eleven years ago)

I'm sure your mom is a nice lady, so I'll just lol. xp

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago)

yeah i mean...yeah

druhilla (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 04:12 (eleven years ago)

hope everyone is soaking in phil franchise's last outing in pinstripes

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 September 2013 00:02 (eleven years ago)

handily executed by the Indians

The Dance Twerking Was MADE So (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 26 September 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago)

let's all go see Mo tomw night and sing "Na Na Na Na Hey Hey Hey"

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 September 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago)

girardi sez he'll let mo play cf in houston

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 September 2013 22:11 (eleven years ago)

hope hes runnin up that hill like k8 bush

johnny crunch, Thursday, 26 September 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago)

so robbie cano, who turns 31 next month, wants 10 years/$305m

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 September 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago)

Scott Boras says $100 million for Sinn-Soo Choo is low.

earlnash, Thursday, 26 September 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago)

mariano's exit was kinda moving

mookieproof, Friday, 27 September 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago)

10 years / *any number here* is ridiculous

why do baseball players do this? why do they want to live out the latter half of their 30s with rapidly decaying abilities, a disappointed and angry fanbase, a team that's not as good as it could be (because so much of the salary allocation is blown on one aging dude), while making tons of money, and- oh. i guess that's it

Z S, Friday, 27 September 2013 13:32 (eleven years ago)

10 years / 300 might make sense for Trout. maybe. anyone else, especially a guy who is already 30? what a joke.

Z S, Friday, 27 September 2013 13:34 (eleven years ago)

OTM. I hope Cano gets it.

cops on horse (WilliamC), Friday, 27 September 2013 13:35 (eleven years ago)

yeah, no kidding!

Z S, Friday, 27 September 2013 13:36 (eleven years ago)

via BP podcast FB group: If Rivera pitches 1 perfect out over weekend, his career WHIP will end at EXACTLY 1.000 (1284 IP, 998 H, 286 BB)

Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 September 2013 14:36 (eleven years ago)

from that sweetspot post

What kind of sport essentially encourages tanking for 10 or more teams?

hm, ever watched the NBA?

druhilla (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 September 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVN4lnXCEAAkIOF.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 September 2013 02:48 (eleven years ago)

Just going to mention this, I do realize how specious it is: Pettitte is the first pitcher ever with 15+ seasons not to post a losing record. No, I do not think he should be in the HOF. I was looking at his career box, and if you eliminate his three best years by WAR ('96/97/05), every other season is between 2.2-3.8. Every single one. Which is a) admirable consistency, and b) nowhere near a HOF career.

clemenza, Sunday, 29 September 2013 13:56 (eleven years ago)

I have to say I felt good for Pettitte yesterday, getting your first CG win in seven years is a hell of a way to go out, even if was against an historically bad team (although even so, it carries some significance because it was against the team from his home state that he used to play for).

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 29 September 2013 14:47 (eleven years ago)

pettite is not a HOFer for me but it's a closer call than my gut told me

druhilla (k3vin k.), Sunday, 29 September 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago)

As someone pointed out, his career stats at the most basic level are comparable to Morris's:

Pettitte: 256-153, 3.85, 1.351 WHIP
Morris: 254-186, 3.90, 1.296 WHIP

Pettitte's better record attributable to his teams, his higher WHIP attributable to the era. Pettitte was better, but not by enough.

clemenza, Sunday, 29 September 2013 16:44 (eleven years ago)

if pettitte had pitched in 2011, he gets to 2500 Ks + picks up maybe another dozen wins

still a juicer tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 29 September 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago)

girardi signs four-year deal with yanquis

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 19:04 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

john sterling is calling the kitten bowl

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5HKipAj.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/5ZbJ8d8.jpg

tee hee

reckless woo (Z S), Thursday, 31 October 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago)


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