Good Evening, Captain: The 2014 New York Yankees

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or, Captain America: Winter Soldier -- The 2014 New York Yankees

(i just spent like half an hour trying to make a jeter-as-roy-batty pic, but my photoshop skills can't do it justice.)

for the first time since 1998, the yankees are *not* the most expensive team in baseball. they are, however, the oldest, even minus a-rod.

how much slower will cc's fastball be this year? which of the players will break down first? does it even matter how the team does? what will be the best and worst gifts on jeter's farewell tour? what will john sterling's home run calls be for ellsbury/beltran/mccann?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 03:10 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/74umd67.jpg

tomorrow: yanks to play second game of jeter's last season

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 03:14 (eleven years ago)

today's date is april 1st, jeter's last season

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 03:50 (eleven years ago)

what other selling point do they have? This team COULD lose 90 games.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 April 2014 08:24 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn.bloguin.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/94/2014/04/jeetindex-300x246.jpg

YEAH JEETS

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)

Ben Lindbergh will be ranking Jeets' retirement gifts all year vs Mo's and Chipper's. First, Houston:

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=23211

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 April 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

this season is going to be breathtaking. between the NYY NYJ & NYR idk which NY team is LEAST charismatic

Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 3 April 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)

Yangervis Solarte??

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 April 2014 03:46 (eleven years ago)

tanaka allows a homer to his first big league hitter: melky cabrera

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 April 2014 00:03 (eleven years ago)

Here's John Sterling singing Yangervis Solarte's name to 'That's Amore.'

mookieproof, Monday, 7 April 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

i'm not sure who u think will click on that

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 April 2014 18:53 (eleven years ago)

me

polyphonic, Monday, 7 April 2014 18:57 (eleven years ago)

Yanks beat O's in Jeter's final home opener

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 April 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)

jeter trotted for a line drive that hit off the wall in left, very nearly got thrown out at second

this is what happens when we make puig a role model

mookieproof, Monday, 7 April 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/M5bXd5JquPe

:)

polyphonic, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)

Robertson to DL

nice work today, Ivan Nova and Vidal Nuno

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

starting at first base -- having never played there in 529 professional games -- and batting seventh for the yankees today was

#29

francisco cervelli

#29

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bk9GNWeCEAA08Kb.jpg:large

johnny crunch, Friday, 11 April 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

source?

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 April 2014 19:17 (eleven years ago)

the new yorker w/ accompanying cartoon

johnny crunch, Friday, 11 April 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

YANKEES PITCHER CESAR CABRAL WAS EJECTED IN THE BOTTOM OF THE EIGHTH INNING BY HOME PLATE UMPIRE JOE WEST FOR HITTING THREE BATTERS.

johnny crunch, Saturday, 19 April 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)

ivan nova's mri has confirmed original diagnosis of partial tear in right ucl; surgery has been recommended

mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:13 (eleven years ago)

glad i resisted picking him for HACKING MASS

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 23:30 (eleven years ago)

@JackCurryYES
Farrell asks Umpires to check Pineda. Gerry Davis rubs Pineda's neck, looks at fingers and ejects Pineda from the game.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:54 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl8cmrBIcAAOUiM.jpg

!

polyphonic, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

lol

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:56 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl8d-cNCYAEaD7n.png:large

polyphonic, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 23:58 (eleven years ago)

hard to believe that capt jeter permitted such shenanigans on his watch

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 April 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

Girardi says Pineda used "poor judgment" with pine tar and "feels bad that he let his teammates down."

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

It's nights like this when I wish Field Marshal Steinbush was alive to comment

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 April 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

nbd -- like andy pettitte, he was just trying to help the team

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)

Use yr fuckin hat bro

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:28 (eleven years ago)

jeter is shocked, shocked i say

https://s2.yimg.com/nn/fp/rsz/042414/images/smush/cheat_635x250_1398301606.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)

or asleep

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 April 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)

really can't believe this guy thought he was gonna hide pine tar on his face, maybe the dumbest sports moment of the year

k3vin k., Thursday, 24 April 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)

10-game suspension

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

Especially dumb considering they caught him on video last time with the stuff all over his hands.

earlnash, Thursday, 24 April 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)

get away with it once you think you're immortal makes perfect sense shame shame

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 April 2014 03:53 (eleven years ago)

Tommy John for Ivan Nova

Andy K, Friday, 25 April 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)

hmm, seems like a fair trade

Alvarius B. Goode (WilliamC), Friday, 25 April 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

lol

k3vin k., Friday, 25 April 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

who tf is john ryan murphy

johnny crunch, Saturday, 26 April 2014 17:19 (eleven years ago)

guy is having a day

johnny crunch, Saturday, 26 April 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)

Matthew Kory:
"Robinson Cano returned to New York and fans chanted 'Sellout' at him which is weird because only 37,484* people were there."

*way less, hedge funders don't like rain

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)

JOIN YANKEES BROADCASTER JOHN STERLING IN THE EDWARD JONES CHATTING CAGE . . . NOW:

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/33026172/v31501469/watch-join-chat/?partnerId=as_mlb_20140501_22847644

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

Monument Park officially a joke

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/5/8/5696224/tino-martinez-yankees-monument-park

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 May 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)

That came out of nowhere.

Paul O'Neill getting a plaque is almost as dumb.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 9 May 2014 04:58 (eleven years ago)

neither is getting his number retired, so it's not that big a deal. paul o'neill was a pretty good player tho

k3vin k., Friday, 9 May 2014 05:17 (eleven years ago)

"Derek Jeter was given a surfboard by the Angels, but this wasn’t a going-away present so much as a way to help Jeter move to his left." - Matthew Kory

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 May 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)

I'm kind of surprised more clubs don't build a team hall of fame. The Reds have had one forever and they built it into the new ball park as part of the gift shop for the stadium which has a banquet hall etc. that they use and have functions year around.

earlnash, Friday, 9 May 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

tbf the wilpons tried to build one to the brooklyn dodgers at citifield

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 May 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

The Mets do have one, so do the Royals, the A's too right?

CC disabled, Alfredo Aceves to start Thurs vs Mets.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 May 2014 16:34 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

  • a kind of prince in baseball cleats
  • George Clooney in pinstripes
  • the guy every woman wanted to bring home to mom, and very few did
  • humble
  • handsome
  • hard to hate
  • the best player in baseball for a good 10 years straight
  • like a good magician
  • the guy with the $15 million Trump Tower penthouse
  • the dude dating Miss Universe
  • the man with all of the talent and none of the jerk
  • everything women wanted, too
  • the elegant athlete who loved books, paid for everything, and had a limo waiting for them when it was time to go
  • like a rooster's crow
  • hilarious
  • like an eagle deciding to take the bus
  • gentleman
  • charmer
  • 1,000-point star
  • a bit of a germ freak
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/5/28/5759102/rick-reilly-gets-a-gift-basket

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)

http://joeposnanski.com/joeblogs/greatest-thing-ever/

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 May 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)

Wow, just wow.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 1 June 2014 12:18 (eleven years ago)

that is hilarious

balls, Sunday, 1 June 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

When people deride this kind of hagiography--and it should be derided--I'm never sure if it's aimed wholly at the people who write it, or at Jeter too. I mean, he doesn't write this stuff.

clemenza, Sunday, 1 June 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

i like how "serial womanizer" never fits into the hagiography

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 June 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

riiight

balls, Sunday, 1 June 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)

what's the evidence jeter is a womanizer again? or does bedding a lot of chicks make one a womanizer?

k3vin k., Sunday, 1 June 2014 17:07 (eleven years ago)

Seager became the first major leaguer to hit two triples and at least one homer and one double since Hal Breeden for Montreal in 1973, STATS said. The last AL player to do it was Hoot Evers for Detroit in 1950.

"That's definitely a special one," Seager said. "That's definitely one I'll remember, for sure."

His second triple was aided by a rare mental mistake by Jeter.

Seager hit a blooper down the line that bounced off the glove of sliding left fielder Brett Gardner. Jeter was also giving chase and had a chance to make the catch off the deflection, but couldn't come up with it.

With his back to third base umpire Brian Gorman, Jeter did not see the fair signal. When he corralled the ball in foul ground, he continued to jog several steps toward the corner. He looked surprised when he turned, and his throw to third was too late.

Phelps hollered "throw the ball!" as Seager headed to third. After the play was over, Jeter could be seen on television saying "I thought it was foul" as he walked back to the infield.

"I'm in for the bunt and went back on the popup. It never crossed my mind that it was fair. I almost gave it to a fan," Jeter said. "I thought for sure the ball was foul because I was in foul territory."

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 13:09 (eleven years ago)

what's the evidence jeter is a womanizer again?

lol mass-produced morning-after gift baskets at the ready

I don't judge him for it (much), just seems the elephant in the room considering his Public Profile otherwise reads like Boys Life copy from 1973.

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 14:50 (eleven years ago)

"Derek Jeter is ranked 12 out of 13 in OPS among AL shortstops. He is ranked 81 out of 85 qualifying AL baseball players in OPS. He is ranked 154 out of 168 qualifying baseball players in OPS. He will start the All-Star game. Must be the defense."

- M Kory

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 June 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)

wau beltran

johnny crunch, Saturday, 21 June 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

What do the Yankees really have to trade going into the bartering season? You got to think they need a player if they really want to compete.

earlnash, Monday, 23 June 2014 02:04 (eleven years ago)

jack shit, basically

Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 23 June 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)

awesome defensive evening by the Captain last night

NL WS homefield could be in the bag come July 15

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

@bruce_arthur 8m
Yankees-Jays shortstop update, first inning: Derek Jeter has laid down a sacrifice bunt with no outs, and Jose Reyes has homered to right.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)

happy 40th, jetes

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 June 2014 14:50 (eleven years ago)

*short porch*

johnny crunch, Sunday, 29 June 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

lol napoli yelling to his teammates what an idiot re: tanaka

johnny crunch, Sunday, 29 June 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

Matthew Kory:

MLB's headline was "Price proves too much for Yanks" which was the first time in human history those words were written in that order.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:01 (eleven years ago)

rip yangervis

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:49 (eleven years ago)

alfredo aceves, 50 games for 'drug of abuse'

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 July 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)

zelous replacing yangervis, def a name upgrade

johnny crunch, Thursday, 3 July 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)

cc apparently out for season now

mookieproof, Friday, 4 July 2014 17:42 (eleven years ago)

Brian Roberts is the first Yankees player with four extra-base hits in a game since Alex Rodriguez on April 18, 2005.

mookieproof, Friday, 4 July 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/7/7/5878121/sleeping-yankees-fan-sues-espn-10-million

mookieproof, Monday, 7 July 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)

@castrovince
Ozzie Guillen on Jeter: "Good looking man, got a lot of nice girlfriends, never got in trouble. That’s the real Mr. Perfect in the game."

Andy K, Thursday, 10 July 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

brett gardener now outslugging teixeira

johnny crunch, Thursday, 31 July 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

poor man's francisco cervelli

mookieproof, Thursday, 31 July 2014 01:00 (eleven years ago)

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/11288723/derek-jeter-gets-visit-former-president-george-w-bush-finale-arlington

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 31 July 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)

@BenLindbergh
Before Stephen Drew's debut at 2B, let's pause to appreciate Derek Jeter's 20-season streak of posting negative FRAAs

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

Brandon McCarthy has been dealing lately

polyphonic, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 00:53 (eleven years ago)

feel like jeter's being treated like a pitcher in the NL, every time he gets an important hit the news articles treat it like an amazing once-a-season event

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 17 August 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

two hours, seven minutes for brandon mccarthy to blank astros

fastest yankee game of the season by 29 minutes!

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)

let's be grateful for that 3% chance at the postseason (maybe up to 5% now)

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 August 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

yankees catcher francisco cervelli does not wear a cup

http://instagram.com/p/sOSDtbNcl1

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 August 2014 01:20 (eleven years ago)

I mentioned on another thread that I started watching a DVD of Fidrych's Monday night start against the Yankees in 1976. Before the game, all the Yankees introduce themselves (probably still new then). Billy Martin goes last: "Billy Martin, manager, born in Berkeley, California, died in New York City." And that was in '76, before the real fun started.

clemenza, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)

here ya go, jeetz

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/9/2/6097443/derek-jeter-batting-order-team-player-joe-girardi-lou-gehrig

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 September 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)

I'm down for hating on Jeter as much as anyone - but how much of that can be blamed on Jeter? Ultimately it's Girardi's decision - and I wouldn't be surprised if the front office pressured him to make sure Jeter was front and centre as often as possible.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 September 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

it's not the same situation, but Mantle retired in spring training of '68.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 September 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

'69 rather

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 September 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)

supposedly sterling's call tonight was

"headley is deadly . . . you can bank on chase!"

mookieproof, Friday, 5 September 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

our new ageless monarch of comedy

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 September 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

If the Yankees want to tank their playoff chances so that Jeter can be front and centre, it's fine with me.

Lots of HOF-level players batted lower in the lineup, shifted to an easier defensive position, or accepted less than full time roles late in their careers. I think it's generally agreed that Jeter has refused to do at least two of the three. If he was really the selfless team leader who would do anything to win (according to his reputation) then he wouldn't be hitting second every day.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 5 September 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)

I remember Mays playing first for the Mets

(and how painful it was to watch him play CF with no legs left)

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 September 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)

remember when torre batted a-rod eighth in the playoffs?

mookieproof, Friday, 5 September 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

cannot embarrass The Fistpump that way

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 September 2014 00:19 (eleven years ago)

yeah Mays batted first in the 1973 World Series, I think he did rather well?

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 6 September 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

remember when torre batted a-rod eighth in the playoffs?

2006 ALDS New York Yankees vs. Detroit Tigers

Andy K, Saturday, 6 September 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

at the risk of simmonsing, those were actually good times

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 September 2014 02:10 (eleven years ago)

http://www.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1930201!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_235_300/image.jpg

poor carlos

i hope tomorrow's 48-page jeter insert makes him feel better

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 September 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

(xpost) At least in the first game, the Mets had Mays hitting third. Nice ovation: they sometimes had farewell tours then, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh_ze-RvinU

(Stick around for the anthem!)

clemenza, Saturday, 6 September 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)

May hit .211 with 6 HR in the '73 regular season. Hitting him third is a testament to Yogi's managerial eccentricity and the Mets' woeful offense that year.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 September 2014 05:17 (eleven years ago)

Mays hit leadoff in '72 for the Mets fairly often, he managed a .402 OBP at age 41. Fell off considerably the next year.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 September 2014 05:19 (eleven years ago)

Lots of prime empty seats on Jeter Day.

Andy K, Sunday, 7 September 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

also if the yankees are eliminated it'll be the first year since the strike (and the year before) that neither they nor the red sox qualify for the postseason.

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, September 7, 2014 8:55 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 8 September 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

^Heaven

need Cards & Giants to collapse for a quadrifecta

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 September 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

atlanta for good measure

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 8 September 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

11 Sports GIFs That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 9 September 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

http://web.yesnetwork.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=36121569

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 September 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)

Chris Young ON FIRE

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 September 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)

on his ibanez shit

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 September 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/simgad/5942144129333781106

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 September 2014 18:39 (eleven years ago)

is this supposed to be derek

http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pMLB2-18499065dt.jpg

New York Yankees Derek Jeter Retirement 10 inch Plush Doll
http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=35072856&cp=1984691.1984702

johnny crunch, Friday, 12 September 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

after a year of retirement, sure

from BP podcast FB wall:

Jeter is on the brink of doing it! His SLG is now just .001 higher than his OBP (.304 and .303). With a few more bad games, he can finish with a sub .250 BA. sub .600 OPS, and a OBP higher than his SLG. You can do it, Derek.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 September 2014 19:58 (eleven years ago)

CHRIS YOUNG

mookieproof, Friday, 12 September 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

lololol

mookieproof, Friday, 12 September 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

RIP Stanks

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

is alex rodriguez going to play for these guys next year?

polyphonic, Saturday, 13 September 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

hahahahha

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 13 September 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

jeter ops: .600

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 September 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/ygDnBkR.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 15 September 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

RE600CT

Andy K, Monday, 15 September 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

jeter's 0 for his last 24. getting sad

k3vin k., Monday, 15 September 2014 02:51 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxldJ9rIAAAp3QO.png

Andy K, Monday, 15 September 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

still not in the league top ten in Outs Made

(he is the active career leader, obviously)

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 September 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)

right now Jeter is having the 19th-worst WAR season of all time

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=24657

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:25 (eleven years ago)

He's only at -0.2 bWAR, although I have trouble believing that number. According to BR's league page, Yankees shortstops are by far the worst in the league.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)

actually, that 19th-worst season is in warp

mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

ok, i couldn't define either

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

i was going to say earlier a lot of good/great players have shitty final seasons... but ya – he's doing pretty bad. you look at his monthly splits, and you can see him age as the seasons progresses!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:32 (eleven years ago)

this is my favorite recent example of attempted deification

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/mccarron-derek-jeter-yankees-faith-article-1.1937305

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:50 (eleven years ago)

next year's t shirt

http://store.baldvinny.com/product/forg1v3

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 00:27 (eleven years ago)

Girardi freaks out and gets ejected because the almighty Jeets got hit by a pitch? Is Jeter's skin more frail and delicate than that of the average major leaguer? How dare you Tampa Bay! Was there another unwritten rule in play here?

NoTimeBeforeTime, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 05:48 (eleven years ago)

grab some bench

http://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/White-Sox-Derek-Jeter-bench.jpg

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

i saw the rays gave him a kayak

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

that is hideous

xpost

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

"thanks for everything jeets, here is something for your baseball-themed sex dungeon"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

the beatification continues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfgS1lvqX8I

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 18 September 2014 16:46 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bx1Yb7rIYAA4gkq.png

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 September 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfgS1lvqX8I

*sobs*

polyphonic, Thursday, 18 September 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)

first HR at home all year for the Captain.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 September 2014 11:28 (eleven years ago)

overlaying the gatorade logo on jeter's 2, classy move

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 19 September 2014 11:34 (eleven years ago)

Joe Girardi can say he wasn't hired to put on a farewell tour all he wants. He was, and he betrayed both himself and the fans by doing so.

Even though you have said, "I wasn't hired to put on a farewell tour," why have your actions been consistent with a manager putting on a farewell tour?

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/9/19/6444411/derek-jeter-farewell-tour-joe-girardi-selling-out-hard

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 September 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)

wonder if the sox'll lob him a meatball his last AB

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:52 (eleven years ago)

they should plunk him on the wrist to reignite that rivalry, shit's getting stale over there.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:58 (eleven years ago)

this paean to journalism is a little rich coming from a site that 30 minutes later posted 'Derek Jeter Ass-Eating Gossip We Really Want To Be True' but it's not really wrong

http://deadspin.com/that-derek-jeter-ad-will-make-you-cry-for-america-1636810518/all

mookieproof, Friday, 19 September 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByKgav-CEAESmE5.jpg

'personality'

mookieproof, Monday, 22 September 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

http://wac.9ebf.edgecastcdn.net/809EBF/ec-origin.nyc.barstoolsports.com/files/2011/12/Derek_Jeter-480x360.jpg

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

"package"

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 September 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

"Grinder"

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 22 September 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

'funny'

mookieproof, Monday, 22 September 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)

i count at least 4 "clutch"s

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)

a little rich coming from a site that 30 minutes later posted 'Derek Jeter Ass-Eating Gossip We Really Want To Be True'

were the ass-eating rumors sponsored or something?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 September 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)

http://deadspin.com/derek-jeter-ass-eating-gossip-we-really-want-to-be-true-1636889346

mookieproof, Monday, 22 September 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)

A better Deadspin post would be an analysis of what's in the gift basket. Has this not been done by an enterprising blogger? The sports memorabilia collector in me would consider a Jeter reacharound if it netted me one (near mint condition please). How has a Jesus toast style eBay basket not happened? Certainly one is needed for inclusion at his forthcoming Cooperstown wing.

I may have told this story on ILB before, in fact I'm pretty certain I have. There was a period '97-'02 where everyone in NYC had a Jeter story apocryphal or not from a friend of a friend. My favorite was from a friend in Michigan, Jeter was back in Ann Arbor at a restaurant around '05 and sidled up to two students at the bar. There was was some awkward flirting and the two of them didn't want to compete for him but he deaded that by cornily asking both of them to check out the roof bar views at his hotel (some crappy Marriott). They end up having a menage a trois in his room and leave around 4am. Jeter may be a nice guy but he certainly doesn't want dead co-eds scandalizing his reputation, he insists they take a car service and gives them money even if the U of M campus is essentially across the street. After their $5 cab ride back they have $60 in cash left from him, at that point they ask themselves, "Did we just get paid as sex workers?".

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

is nuthin sacred to u ppl

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 06:06 (eleven years ago)

One of the takeaways in this NY Mag drooler is an alleged denial of The Gift Baskets, but if you read it carefully, it's a non-denial denial.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/09/derek-jeter-private-photos.html

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:26 (eleven years ago)

He learned that often the best way to deflate a story is to ignore it. The Post once claimed that after sleeping with women, Jeter would leave a gift basket of signed memorabilia in the car taking the “conquest” home. He’s avoided commenting on the item for three years. But he’s still annoyed. “Like I’m giving them signed baseballs and pictures of myself on the way out! Who comes up with a story like that?” He laughs, incredulous. “It said the reason people found out was because I gave the same girl the same basket and I had forgotten I’d given her one—like there are so many people coming through I forgot!” Even if Jeter were cheesy enough to have handed out souvenirs, he’s far too careful to have made that kind of mistake.

nothing cheesy about jeter

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

the one thing i've always admired about jeter is he's so careful he's never once given two baskets to the same fuck

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)

cept that one time

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

btw storms possible for nyc on thurs

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

The weather forecast for New York City on Thursday calls for thunderstorms. Is it possible even God is trying to delay the inevitable?

"Oh, I don't know about that," laughed Yankees manager Joe Girardi. "If he really wanted to intervene maybe he'd take away a few wins from the Royals."

Kidding aside, it seems as if nature herself may step in this week to allow Jeter's successful final season to continue on for another 24 or even 48 hours.

"I'm kind of hoping that happens," admitted first baseman Mark Teixeira. "It gives DJ a little more time for a curtain call, and as long as we're still in it any extra rest we can get now is a bonus."

That's right. The Yankees still have a shot at this. The Yankees are the Yankees, and while they're far back of several other teams, those teams don't have the same end-of-season experience as this squad.

"This is a team that never quits," outfielder Jacoby Ellsbury stated, a player who left a sinking ship of quitters just in time to board a vessel destined for a playoff push. "We're just following his example."

The "his" is Derek Jeter. The example is second-to-none.

Jeter quite naturally downplays his own role in the Yankees' unexpectedly overachieving season.

"I've had some good hits land this season, but it's really the other guys who have picked us up on the occasions I've scuffled this year. Tex, Ichiro, CC, all of them."

Time for some rain to give us more time with the fearless leader. And hey, maybe Mr. November will shine in October once more. Don't doubt him for a second.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)

The Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees are the Yankees

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)

Still in it.

Andy K, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 12:24 (eleven years ago)

@jay_jaffe
i got goosebumps from witnessing this RT @BryanHoch: Eury Perez becomes the franchise-record 58th Yankee to appear in a game this season.

Andy K, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

Jeetz DHing in what could be his last home game (monsoon due tomorrow)

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)

@TylerKepner
So the last game Jeter ever plays in New York, tomorrow night, will be the only one in his career in which the Yankees were eliminated.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByU2HZRIgAMTauh.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xafiSZO_r2g

Andy K, Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:17 (eleven years ago)

BRINGS THE PAIN, damn.

Andy K, Thursday, 25 September 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

weatherman was a bit of a drama queen; shitty out, but not enough for the Stanks to lose this gate.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/Charmin/status/515261979938652163

polyphonic, Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:44 (eleven years ago)

michael kay: 'mickey mantle's last game at yankee stadium came on september 25th . . . and tonight is september 25th'

what a crazy coincidence!

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 September 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)

i'm glad I missed most of his career.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 25 September 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ByazWMICYAAPbmY.jpg

Andy K, Friday, 26 September 2014 00:29 (eleven years ago)

^ beat that, Mantle!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 26 September 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

up with the bases loaded in possibly his last AB in yankee stadium

k3vin k., Friday, 26 September 2014 01:27 (eleven years ago)

mantle ruth and dimaggio are all gonna come out prob

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

zzz h8rs

k3vin k., Friday, 26 September 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)

gonna be sad if he GIDPs tho

k3vin k., Friday, 26 September 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

we'll take it!

k3vin k., Friday, 26 September 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

will the Core Four escort Kuroda out of the building w/ video montage?

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Friday, 26 September 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

that was the worst possible outcome

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)

how many times are talking heads gonna say "that's. what jeter. DOES." tonight

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)

http://analytics.stats.com/derek-jeter-a-hall-of-fame-career-capped-by-a-disastrous-season

mookieproof, Friday, 26 September 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)

Disastrous? Not seeing Clutch Over Replacement in their calculations. Sounds like these egghead schlubs can't even get a job at NASA firing rockets at North Korea, as weak as their math is. #FarewellCaptain

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Friday, 26 September 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

jeter drama

johnny crunch, Friday, 26 September 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

lol

mookieproof, Friday, 26 September 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

SUCK IT

k3vin k., Friday, 26 September 2014 02:22 (eleven years ago)

Why are Jeter's parents hanging out with Pedro's midget?

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Friday, 26 September 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

RE2PECT, JJ Hardy

Andy K, Friday, 26 September 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

this was all scripted btw i've read it they're all about to jizz on his face

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

kaat: "there is not one fan who left this game tonight" looooool have u ever been to a yankee game

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

omg that was rbi 666 i knew it

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)

wait nvm i have no idea what that stat was

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

raised his WAR from -0.2 to -0.1 I HATE JETER CAN YOU TELL I DO NOT WANT ANY OF YOU TO EVER BE HAPPY

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 26 September 2014 02:41 (eleven years ago)

jeter was my childhood hero. not just my favorite athlete, but literally my hero: i owned several of his jerseys, read all his biographies, watched the yankees religiously, went to games as often as possible, etc. my computer passwords are still jeter-related.

life has gotten in the way of baseball fandom over the past several years, but a couple of months ago i told my mom i wanted to go to tonight's yankee game. after checking schedules with the rest of my family, she gets tickets for a DIFFERENT game. no big deal, i'm sure the mlb.com stream was just as great as being there in person

k3vin k., Friday, 26 September 2014 02:45 (eleven years ago)

(Of course that was incredible but) How many times will we see that replayed during the playoffs? 100?

Andy K, Friday, 26 September 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)

lol k3v k

johnny crunch, Friday, 26 September 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)

baseball is designed to break your heart

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 September 2014 04:43 (eleven years ago)

btw the NPR hourly news segment on this concluded "Jeter could play in the Bronx again if the team makes the playoffs." Your donations, well spent on research.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 September 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)

@BenLindbergh
Torre, Bernie, Rivera, Posada, Pettitte looking on and smiling like Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Yoda at the end of Return of the Jedi.

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 September 2014 12:08 (eleven years ago)

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EbPQ_vw2Cps/hqdefault.jpg

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 26 September 2014 13:56 (eleven years ago)

ok i just read the game story and wtf man, seriously?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 September 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)

it is so perfectly horrible, it is derek jeter

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 September 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)

"Broken bat, I got a run in, you know what I mean?" Jeter said. "But I've done that time and time again."

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 September 2014 14:07 (eleven years ago)

otoh, the Yankee fans can home and put their Giants shit on now

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 September 2014 14:14 (eleven years ago)

If the Orioles win the WS it will be because Jeter blessed them as a postseason proxy for Yankees fans to root for.

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Friday, 26 September 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)

@darrenrovell
Derek Jeter wore two uniforms last night. One Jeter will keep. The other will presumably be sold.

mookieproof, Friday, 26 September 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)

W***e of the Yankees

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 September 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)

nice to jeter to find a good groove at the right moment

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 26 September 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/11598946/joe-girardi-criticized-new-york-yankees-pregame-tirade-derek-jeter-yankee-stadium-finale

BOSTON -- It was supposed to be a festive occasion, in which Derek Jeter's New York Yankees teammates were to present their captain with gifts to express their respect and gratitude just moments before he would take the field for his final game at Yankee Stadium.

But before the gifts could be bestowed, manager Joe Girardi had a message he wished to deliver to his players.

It was not a fond farewell to Jeter, but a scathing critique of the Yankees' 2014 season, in which he expressed his disappointment with their failure to reach the playoffs for a second straight year, the first time that has happened in more than two decades.

According to clubhouse sources who were present for the critique, and backed up by interviews with more than a half-dozen players, most of whom spoke to ESPNNewYork.com off the record for fear of angering their manager, Girardi chided some players for being overweight and others for not being "hungry" enough.

mixed messages, joe

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Saturday, 27 September 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

haha

polyphonic, Saturday, 27 September 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

@ToddRadom
The Yankees were born 112 yrs ago today—the media was bitching about their payroll four months later:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B66jS_hIIAAth0s.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 9 January 2015 15:32 (eleven years ago)

well thank God this wasn't over anything stupid

Yankees prospect right-hander Ty Hensley was brutally attacked over the holidays and suffered “multiple facial fractures, including to his jaw, as well as multiple other head injuries.” Charges have been filed against 24-year-old Anthony Morales, who played football at Weber State and tried out for the Carolina Panthers last year....

Witnesses told police they heard Hensley and Morales arguing about the amount of money athletes receive for signing with professional teams, the court papers said.

http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/08/yankees-prospect-ty-hensley-was-allegedly-attacked-following-an-argument-over-signing-bonuses/

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 January 2015 16:40 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Yankees will retire the uniform numbers of Bernie Williams, Jorge Posada, and Andy Pettitte.

A regular player will be wearing an aleph on his back sometime in the next five years.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 17:49 (ten years ago)

there is not a 2015 yankees thread yet and I really can't bring myself to make one

in any case, a pitching machine struck out chris young today http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2015/03/02/new-york-yankees-chris-young-strikeout-pitching-machine

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 14:00 (ten years ago)

one of you bastards better use this to make the '15 NYY thread title

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/12428167/derek-jeter-last-new-york-yankees-captain-brian-cashman-says

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 March 2015 04:09 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

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