http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg
SHE'S READY
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01759/mitchell_1759076c.jpg
HE'S READY
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01551/Michael_Carberry__1551371c.jpg
HE'S STYLIN'
c'mon what have you got Australia
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)
IMAGO'S TOP FIVE MOST LIKEABLE PLAYERS LIKELY TO FEATURE IN THE SERIES
1) Peter Siddle2) Nathan Lyon3) Monty Panesar4) Steve Finn5) George Bailey
Disqualified because they won't play: Ed Cowan, Ashton Agar
IMAGO'S TOP FIVE LEAST LIKEABLE PLAYERS LIKELY TO FEATURE IN THE SERIES
1) Stuart Broad2) Jonathan Trott3) Shane Watson4) David Warner5) Tim Bresnan
LET THE SNARK COMMENCE
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 20:54 (twelve years ago)
Australia batting. Tremlett's 80mph dobblers shortly on show then, if Australia can survive Jimmy And The Bastard
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:37 (twelve years ago)
isnt panesar a bit too laddish for u
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:38 (twelve years ago)
he's a deeply insecure & troubled individual whose efforts to be laddish really don't work, and apparently a lovely bloke in reality. when i met him every other word was a swear word :D
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)
shd have put Swann in Least Likeable ahead of Bresy
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)
should ppl image bomb this thread with crap ilx memes too?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)
yeah def
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)
BATNESS RIGHT
BATNESS BALLNESS CRICKETNESS
this is the ashes
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)
the ashes, sarah
ASHESNESS
landed a fucken smacker on gr80 in 'maleness' tho, hitherto unremarked
in what context did u meet banty bantuhtsar?
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)
lolz straight fire post lolz
get it straight fire = ashes
amirite
― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)
in the *bows heads* fenner's indoor net training facility, working on my legspin with a cambridge university cricketer friend of mine. northants were playing the ucce and he was practicing his batting. he asked me if I wanted to bowl at him
and I said
"no sorry, I'm working on something here"
possibly the single most ascetic moment of my entire life
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:44 (twelve years ago)
the afl board needs some ashes content too
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:45 (twelve years ago)
yah maybe some bodyline series stills of halfdead aussie batsmen staggering from the crease
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)
how shit is he at batting? i don't watch a lot of cricket but isn't he as bad as a spin bowler normally would be
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)
http://djbrucki.com/uploads/2011/11/DJ-Brucki-Straight-Fire-2-Cover.jpg
― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:46 (twelve years ago)
http://images.colourbox.com/thumb_COLOURBOX4249748.jpg
lol american cultural dominance lol
― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:50 (twelve years ago)
lj's ascetism will be a lifelong regret i feel
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:51 (twelve years ago)
samuel beckett once asked if i wanted to play chess but i said no i have a cheese toastie to be getting on with
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)
panesar's not a v good batsman at pro level but he'd have fucking destroyed me. he was doing all sorts of slogging in the net, practicing his wild smash. never heard net batting so loud
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:53 (twelve years ago)
sounds almost carnal
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:53 (twelve years ago)
so you took your leave because you didn't want the 'tsar to destroy you rather than any sort of highflown asceticism?
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:54 (twelve years ago)
nah it really was asceticism. i was working on my bowling with my friend. that was my day's task. submitting to 'tsar would have been a luxurious & grotesque abasement
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:55 (twelve years ago)
✓
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:57 (twelve years ago)
Nickname Sidvicious, Dermie, Sid
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 21 November 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)
Nickname Garry / Gazza (after AFL footballer Garry Lyon)
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 21 November 2013 00:14 (twelve years ago)
theres yr afl lead-in imago la
peter 'vicious' siddle is a full vegan btw
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 21 November 2013 00:18 (twelve years ago)
nasty stu strikes. bowling to watson & warner. cricket at its most wonderfully evil
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 21 November 2013 00:21 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f87siGRmwYc
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 21 November 2013 03:04 (twelve years ago)
For all the carping about the English dietary requirements in the papers the Aussies don't seem to be doing well on the all KFC/VB diet. Are the stumps sponsored by fried chicken or just yellow?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 21 November 2013 03:43 (twelve years ago)
can i move this thread to afl
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Thursday, 21 November 2013 03:44 (twelve years ago)
Vegan the Vicious isn't in yet, backing him to be leading runscorer and wickettaker
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 21 November 2013 03:45 (twelve years ago)
haha this should really be in I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX but whatever
I'm sure their is a special tofu double down and a schooner of green swill for him.
xpost
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 21 November 2013 03:58 (twelve years ago)
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Thursday, 21 November 2013 03:44 (3 hours ago)
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 21 November 2013 07:12 (twelve years ago)
http://wordrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/done1.gif
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Thursday, 21 November 2013 07:28 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/86JvqGR.gif
― just got dope puppy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 21 November 2013 07:31 (twelve years ago)
this is shaping up to be a really, really good Test
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago)
:p
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago)
hark at the kiwi
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago)
: ) it is true I have no horse in this race.
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 03:58 (eleven years ago)
surely the fast-bowling stallions of australia merit a personal interest. would you look at mitchell's moustache
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago)
I would not, it's late november, I'm bored of moustaches.
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago)
all contributions to pop surrealism worthy in a sporting context. in many ways johnson is the dali of left arm pace
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago)
carberry meanwhile is (very) slowly turning into the rothko of left arm batting
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago)
now they're up against each other. what will give
ah stuff this
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:09 (eleven years ago)
aw, won't you describe that
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:11 (eleven years ago)
an elephant on mile-high insect legs melting a clock that is also a man's head and an egg until it is unaccountably full of holes
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:14 (eleven years ago)
that one, meanwhile, was a wound clockwork mouse being fried in butter as its last coils putter out
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:16 (eleven years ago)
or, indeed, a cracked bell that becomes a dead butterfly that is being towed to sea by a porpoise
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago)
dr bellfell down a welland broke his collarbonedoctors should attend the sickand leave the well alone
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:18 (eleven years ago)
that one, then, was an old vicar being dismantled in front of his congregation by mauve elves
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:20 (eleven years ago)
superlative nursery-rhyme recitation from my august co-commentator there
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:21 (eleven years ago)
but yes, that last one was a gallant country dancer being wrapped up in his maypole until no longer recoverable
just occurred to me that the number 87 has mystic properties to the Australian cricketer...
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago)
I want to watch, but alas I have no vision.
― Aimless, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago)
...of the tele variety.
― Aimless, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:26 (eleven years ago)
89 clearly also magickal
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:26 (eleven years ago)
rooted m8
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:26 (eleven years ago)
that last one, perhaps, was an old, old elm tree being rudely uprooted by a passing child with a lollipop
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:27 (eleven years ago)
oh you got there first!
fine, then it was like a cabin novice being washed overboard in a storm and reaching for the inflatable rubber ring only to discover it is a killer squid
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:28 (eleven years ago)
obviously, in the Antipodes, 'rooted' has a different meaning, but this is a family channel
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:29 (eleven years ago)
I have to switch sides for a bit now, I enjoy it too much when broad annoys australia.
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago)
keep going imago
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago)
aimless, do you like cricket?
he'll have to bat a long time to cause much in the way of consternation
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago)
that one, moreover, was like a fucking stupid waste of everyone's fucking time
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago)
ahem! beg pardon. 'twas a spinifex-thin rapier slid 'twixt the ribs of a sheep
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:37 (eleven years ago)
a barrage balloon toppled ungracefully upon the horns of a cathedral
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago)
lol
just keeping his face out there on the pitch for a while will do the trick.xp
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago)
that adamantine, chrome-sculpted robosexual face. fielded ball hurled at him rather than the stumps I'd hazard with some vehemence
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:41 (eleven years ago)
it will have been said that one's face cannot be adamantine and chrome-sculpted, but adamantine is a mythical mineral that might as well be chrome. or perhaps it was sculpted into a chrome mould & then cast in adamantine
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:42 (eleven years ago)
it will have been past one's bedtime
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 04:45 (eleven years ago)
I'm only an hour away from where this game's being played and it's too hot and slow an afternoon for arguing about being adamantine and chrome-sculpted even if I were ordinarily so inclined which I am not.
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 04:51 (eleven years ago)
http://imgur.com/xwHYDpQ
― sarahell, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago)
the broken link of england's batting
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:05 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/xwHYDpQ.jpg
― sarahell, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago)
the symphony of suck that is england's batting
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:07 (eleven years ago)
I am ignorant of cricket as five year old, but the idea intrigues me even if I'd be innocent of both the rules and fine points.
― Aimless, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:08 (eleven years ago)
a m8 of mine took this picture who is totally ignorant of you and ilx. i have not yet attempted to explain
― sarahell, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:08 (eleven years ago)
also a different m8 took me out to dinner tonight for our birthdays 2 weeks ago and she said that she has decided to take up birdwatching as a hobby
― sarahell, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:12 (eleven years ago)
quality bantz
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:13 (eleven years ago)
i am also kinda drunk and really just wanted estela to see the pciture
― sarahell, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:13 (eleven years ago)
lol, it's pleasingly ridiculous how much I have lj and you and me and dyson vacuum cleaners all linked together in my mind.
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:20 (eleven years ago)
so many things I could post now, and to think I'm going to choose 'gosh'
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:22 (eleven years ago)
that is probably for the best.
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago)
dyson with tsk.
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago)
cricket ffs
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago)
so, 110 for 8! what a scoreline
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago)
what a sport of ours this is that we love to talk about so
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:25 (eleven years ago)
so what
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:25 (eleven years ago)
aha! a wicket. that one was like a dyson vacuum cleaner being slowly constricted by the rubber'd thighs of a dominatrix hurled from a cliff in disappointment after failing to impress at a concert
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:27 (eleven years ago)
an irish insomniac discovering the english are downstairs
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:28 (eleven years ago)
metal band vakjʊəm
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:29 (eleven years ago)
a jigsaw gently passing through the face of a sedated clown
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:30 (eleven years ago)
all got a bit goregrind there, many apologies. but then so did england's batting!!!
gladly no longer an insomniac just dropping herself to airport tbh
i had hoped to find some pleasingly louche activity amongst favoured ilxors such as this i hadnt hoped it would be about cricket and when i say i hadnt hoped i dont mean i hadnt dared hope
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:31 (eleven years ago)
said the wild non-colonial boy
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:34 (eleven years ago)
yeah im struggling to fit it into a come-all-ye but i mean is the export market what it was even
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:36 (eleven years ago)
ye'll have cricket e'en so's it's so you'll develop yer eoin morgans and boyd rankins and hand 'em over when ripe
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:39 (eleven years ago)
What dominatrix? Is that a thing 4 u?
― sarahell, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:41 (eleven years ago)
something about the cylindrical substantiality & aerodynamic capability of a dyson that merits death by squeezing, surely
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:43 (eleven years ago)
one's predilections are parallel to one's pseudocricketing reverie
Christ, my usual howling re-entry into day brought up short by putting on the cricket.
― Fizzles, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:44 (eleven years ago)
we two denizens of night meet from either end, and amidst we discover ruin
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:45 (eleven years ago)
I wish pato wasn't too busy to be here enjoying this.
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:46 (eleven years ago)
pat o'banter
― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:47 (eleven years ago)
crik it bizatchez
― ✓B (Matt P), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:49 (eleven years ago)
"the gabba's on its feet"
― estela, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:51 (eleven years ago)
...and that was the snaring of a dragonfly by a particularly bored swallow
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:51 (eleven years ago)
all that's left is night & shame & too-soon sunrise
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:52 (eleven years ago)
do you worry about failing to impress?
― sarahell, Friday, 22 November 2013 05:54 (eleven years ago)
only when taking a cricket bat to the car-doors of my foes
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 22 November 2013 05:57 (eleven years ago)
http://i.livescience.com/images/i/000/022/159/i02/Dumont_etal_Bat_tree_with_faces.jpg?1322071230
― sarahell, Friday, 22 November 2013 06:03 (eleven years ago)
5-0 still on then?
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 22 November 2013 08:53 (eleven years ago)
Geoffrey has spoken: ""England have an 82-page booklet on what to eat but one guy comes in and bowls at 90mph and they can't handle it..."
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 22 November 2013 11:55 (eleven years ago)
No, I got time for this.
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:49 (eleven years ago)
I did not enjoy a Dave Warner century but the great fun that was Lyon's spell will keep me happy for awhile.
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:50 (eleven years ago)
wait is it tru that every kfc is gonna be painted green and gold
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:58 (eleven years ago)
m8 we are fucken back
IN BOOF WE TRUST.
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 November 2013 07:45 (eleven years ago)
that was a pretty good match.
― estela, Sunday, 24 November 2013 07:50 (eleven years ago)
ahahahaha waht
https://twitter.com/BrettLee_58/status/404518363969224704
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 November 2013 09:25 (eleven years ago)
a confirmation, not a revelation.
― estela, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:22 (eleven years ago)
ugh
― carla jenkinvingne (nakhchivan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:24 (eleven years ago)
yes brett lee does get his hair cut in double bay
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 November 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago)
ffs
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago)
fucken broken arms for all
― the zaprudest film xxx (haitch), Sunday, 24 November 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)
tbf lee did break his arm once chucking it in from the boundary, the git
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 24 November 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago)
lol missed this thread thus far. I will be there for Melbourne & Sydney, hopefully it won't be 3-0 Australia by then
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago)
Feel a bit bad putting Trott in Least Likeable now. Better to dispel the demons at home than under the immense pressures of international sport
― veneer timber (imago), Monday, 25 November 2013 15:50 (eleven years ago)
hey guys let's play ASHES 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrGVDmaVk0w
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 30 November 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago)
Greg Ritchie tribute act in Alice Springs: http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/ground-announcer-stood-down-for-inappropriate-introduction-of-monty-panesar-20131130-2yihw.html
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 30 November 2013 10:01 (eleven years ago)
http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/MOV_9dc1ca30_b.jpg
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 30 November 2013 11:34 (eleven years ago)
let's try that again
http://www.baglanfilmizle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Australia-2008.jpg
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 30 November 2013 11:40 (eleven years ago)
some truly incredible Photoshop work interfacing Jackman's head with that aircraft there
It's a bithttp://www.beano.com/media/122221/retro_characters_genjumbo_005_500x375.jpg
― oppet, Saturday, 30 November 2013 11:49 (eleven years ago)
Good decision to pick Panesar IMO. Stokes is surely a classic not-good-enough-at-batting-or-bowling allrounder & I doubt he'll make me eat my words, typical England youth player really, cricket's equivalent of the typical young England footballer
― veneer timber (imago), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago)
David Warner is gonna fucking destroy us
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:37 (eleven years ago)
hahahaha that's an absolutely abysmal shot
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 5 December 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago)
Ah, Monty
― veneer timber (imago), Thursday, 5 December 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago)
even got a little wicket dance. should have mimed pissing on a bouncer obv
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-12-05/cricket-australia-apologises-for-panesar-twitter-gaffe/5137770
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Thursday, 5 December 2013 09:13 (eleven years ago)
the curse of fat cat strikes again
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 December 2013 12:54 (eleven years ago)
next English person caught moping that Adelaide Oval is no longer their village green wank fantasy Test venue gets smacked in the gob btw
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 December 2013 12:56 (eleven years ago)
CA should never have left Boof in charge of the Twitter account
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Thursday, 5 December 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago)
loooool ben stokes
― veneer timber (imago), Friday, 6 December 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago)
ahahaha England (or ahahaha drop in pitch, your call)
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Friday, 6 December 2013 11:08 (eleven years ago)
I have a bad feeling I might be turning up at the MCG with our lot 3-0 down...
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Friday, 6 December 2013 13:24 (eleven years ago)
hahaha joe root you abject moron
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago)
this england team are hilariously addled, mentally shot. only so much control you can seek to impose without sufficient ability or poise before you implode
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago)
ian bell didn't get that memo though - class fucken act
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 01:18 (eleven years ago)
carberry also looking well decent m8
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago)
this team - fuck nationalism - is a fucking joke - seriously is this okay? this comedy wankfest - joke team joke nation god bless yr sense of yr own nationhhood wat a fucking joke
― Working Class Rejected Street Boot Brat (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 December 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago)
Joe Root is the greatest gift to Australian sub-editors ever.
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 December 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago)
aw that's not fucken fair
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 01:53 (eleven years ago)
that catch i mean
:')
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 02:57 (eleven years ago)
stokes was a great idea huh
prior's a fixture in the side huh
:DDDD
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:04 (eleven years ago)
if it's gonna happen, best it happen like this
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:05 (eleven years ago)
Cricketers on TwitterTweets from a list by ESPNcricinfoTwitter6m Piers Morgan ✔ @piersmorganJohnson's bowling well, but he's nowhere near as quick as @BrettLee_58 or Thomson. We've just morphed into frightened rabbits. #AshesRetweeted by Brett Lee
^^^please truss up both of these clowns & make johnson bowl at them
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:22 (eleven years ago)
o look 5 wickets
good day imago
― estela, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago)
ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha
hahhahahahahahahhahaha
ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaa
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago)
nice weather in dunedin 'stelzy
would be slightly churlish of johnson to bowl at panesar; think clarke should put someone else on now
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago)
hullo imago
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago)
really good day pato
― estela, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:35 (eleven years ago)
mitchell johnson's career is the greatest troll ever
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago)
the seven-year rope-a-dope
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago)
dunedin is famous for its nice weather. xps
― estela, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:38 (eleven years ago)
not right now, check the scorecard :P
how many great sporting achievements have been perpetuated in a comedy moustache
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago)
i can't take my eyes off adelaide just yet.
― estela, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:43 (eleven years ago)
some excellent rage against the dying light from bell here
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:52 (eleven years ago)
he toils for thee
― estela, Saturday, 7 December 2013 03:54 (eleven years ago)
:)
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago)
i flicked over to dunedin and all they were showing was a wet seagull standing on one leg.
― estela, Saturday, 7 December 2013 04:07 (eleven years ago)
hey, whatever pulls the viewers in
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 04:08 (eleven years ago)
oh no johnson to panesar peace god
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago)
terminus est
*crosses chest*
johnson has just confirmed he will retain his moustache for the rest of the ashes.
― estela, Saturday, 7 December 2013 04:32 (eleven years ago)
no follow on
― estela, Saturday, 7 December 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago)
david warner 50-ball ton
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago)
~or~
australia bowled out for 50, chase is on
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 05:00 (eleven years ago)
"they're barmy alright, singing when they're 419 behind."
― estela, Saturday, 7 December 2013 05:32 (eleven years ago)
hey look! new zealand only drew!
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 05:50 (eleven years ago)
cool that imago is allowed to post despite being completely worthless
― buzza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:16 (eleven years ago)
hi I guess I shouldn't whinge because we're destroying, but do we not have anyone better than fucking watto and smith
Also the little set piece that Warner narrated earlier about how much of an actual great bloke he is was hilarious. Like you've still got some penance to be paid before we all stop thinking you're a complete peanut mayte
― yuoowemeone, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:17 (eleven years ago)
whos drunk [Started by anthony in December 2001, last updated 3 minutes ago by buzza on I Love Everything] 5 new answers
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:19 (eleven years ago)
ask roxy about her wiki
― buzza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:20 (eleven years ago)
oh?
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:25 (eleven years ago)
whete she reveals about u & a former poster
― buzza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:27 (eleven years ago)
where
you are right to complain about Watto because he is fucking useless
but please do not say anything bad about DEVEREUX
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:28 (eleven years ago)
are you an angry drunk?
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:30 (eleven years ago)
no i am responding to your pass ag garbage
― buzza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:31 (eleven years ago)
guys guys guys settle down, it's stumps and Shane Warne will be dancing to 80s tunes on Hindley Street tonight
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:32 (eleven years ago)
"I Love AFL"
― buzza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:33 (eleven years ago)
mate
m8
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:34 (eleven years ago)
― buzza, Friday, December 6, 2013 11:31 PM (11 minutes ago)
game recognize game in other words
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:43 (eleven years ago)
ag vs pass ag
― buzza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:44 (eleven years ago)
so, speaking of dredging up past history, how did that diary reading work out for you?
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:45 (eleven years ago)
yeah that wiki isnt "past"
― buzza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:47 (eleven years ago)
your point being?
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:47 (eleven years ago)
the only thing i can think of that vaguely resembles what you were referring to happened almost 4 years ago
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:48 (eleven years ago)
if you are looking to dredge up shit go to the site that is dredging up shit sbout you
― buzza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:49 (eleven years ago)
you're the one that came onto a thread about an esoteric thing and complained about a poster posting about said esoteric thing. i merely pointed out that 3 minutes prior you posted about being drunk. then you went off about something relating to my private life.
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:51 (eleven years ago)
how did that diary reading work out for you?
― buzza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:55 (eleven years ago)
lol i think i posted about it on your thread -- it was letters, and it was in like 1994
― sarahell, Saturday, 7 December 2013 07:56 (eleven years ago)
so...7/40, huh? anyone?
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 7 December 2013 08:43 (eleven years ago)
7/40 at Adelaide translates to oh 10/12 at Perth, yes?
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Saturday, 7 December 2013 08:44 (eleven years ago)
last two nights I've left the cricket on all night. crowd getting behind Johnson is thrilling, England's hapless, toiling cricket less so. Bell and for a period Carberry excepted.
Stokes talking about "Rooty & Carbs" had my brain yawing for a bit.
comedy body snatchers?bad English duo ripping yardstyle Christmas track getting to 5 in the charts?cartoon mascots for government/J Oliver backed fad diet?children's animal cop buddy series?
"Stokes, Rooty & Carbs" had a sort of Victorian sportsbro lawyers poetry to it as well.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 7 December 2013 09:10 (eleven years ago)
so they wheeled Stokes out did they. Where were Cook and Flower?
― I like to think I have learnt a thing or two about music (Neil S), Saturday, 7 December 2013 09:34 (eleven years ago)
now this is the England i grew up with
― Working Class Rejected Street Boot Brat (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 December 2013 10:33 (eleven years ago)
i'm not sure this was the 'end-of-day interview of shame', more new day interview of optimism, good areas and sensible decision making. and yes, perth is DOOMED, though I guess England's not-so-Mitchel-speed bowlers may find it a less burdensome track. xpost
and yes, waking in the morning either to find early innings optimism has been crushed by run-haemorrhaging at the hands of Australian batsmen, or a total almost farcical England batting collapse is v '90s revival (for me).
― Fizzles, Saturday, 7 December 2013 11:01 (eleven years ago)
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magnificent work
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago)
:D
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago)
you sure showed him alastair!!
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:07 (eleven years ago)
shane warne: "a wicket maiden, that's gonna do his confidence a world of good"
confidence-starved mitchell johnson, ladies & gentlemen
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:11 (eleven years ago)
Iain O'Brien @iainobrienIt’d be good if professionals could make the right decision all of the time, @piersmorgan.
Your bad decisions got people killed.
^^^fucken love this dude
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago)
top bloke imo
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:37 (eleven years ago)
in b4 "worst captain cook to tour australia" jokes
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago)
enjoying england's two and a half batsmen this series
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:50 (eleven years ago)
by hook or by crook
mostly by hook
― the zaprudest film xxx (haitch), Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:53 (eleven years ago)
ok make that two and a quarter batsmen
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago)
Carberry's gonna hit the town tonight and pull some fit bird right, but on the way home an Australian fielder will swoop down and grab her #pulling #Twitter #bantz
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago)
still recovering from the Nine commentary team's banter with Piers Morgan
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago)
oh that sounds lethal
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago)
all Twitter-based but still induced a 10 minute laughing fit from SK Warne
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago)
don't know about this 'the new Adelaide Oval'
― the zaprudest film xxx (haitch), Sunday, 8 December 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago)
when he's not hoicking it to deep square, Root looks a proper player with a great mentality tbh, no fear at all. refreshingly cheerful. the more singlemindedly intense members of Team England could learn a bit maybe
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 03:24 (eleven years ago)
root 66
― estela, Sunday, 8 December 2013 04:33 (eleven years ago)
bell end
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 04:35 (eleven years ago)
less elegant but it'll be root 69 in a few minutes maybe amirite, provided that the rest of the batting doesn't get bowled out for no further addition, which is a possibility
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 04:36 (eleven years ago)
nasser hussain just said 'root 66'
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 04:39 (eleven years ago)
footprints of giantesses
A wicket for DEVEREUX! Glorious!
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 December 2013 04:40 (eleven years ago)
Nine is sizzling up the tea break with "Boof goes home to Gawler", stoked for this.
going to sleep, predict that England are somehow only 6 down by the close. which would entail Broad surviving, I know
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago)
good night imago
― estela, Sunday, 8 December 2013 04:57 (eleven years ago)
mystic 'mago
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 11:23 (eleven years ago)
slightly intemperate approach from broad there
― the zaprudest film xxx (haitch), Monday, 9 December 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago)
pretty happy the bogan-vegan got some wickets. WACA's going to be tite
― yuoowemeone, Monday, 9 December 2013 06:42 (eleven years ago)
Adelaide Oval now looks like a low rent MCG imo.
― El-Adrel, Monday, 9 December 2013 07:31 (eleven years ago)
^^^^ this x 1,000
― the zaprudest film xxx (haitch), Monday, 9 December 2013 07:55 (eleven years ago)
caaaaaarn, it looks better than that
and still has blokes drinking tininess of West End whatever mid strength CUB sell at the cricket on the hill and under the scoreboard
― The Miracle of the Jimmy Smits (King Boy Pato), Monday, 9 December 2013 10:05 (eleven years ago)
well there's the autocorrection of the week :D
― veneer timber (imago), Monday, 9 December 2013 14:02 (eleven years ago)
Another stunning watto innings
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 13 December 2013 03:30 (eleven years ago)
^^
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 December 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago)
DEVEREUX GETS A CENTURY
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 December 2013 09:39 (eleven years ago)
DEVEREUXDEVEREUXDEVEREUX
is this some sort of holden reference
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Friday, 13 December 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago)
DEVEREUX is in fact a skilled driver
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 13 December 2013 09:44 (eleven years ago)
Devereux is all about the God AlMighty Hits.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 December 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago)
Watto is your Leyland P76; an all-rounder that doesn't work.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Friday, 13 December 2013 09:47 (eleven years ago)
Dev is winning the Ashes here
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 13 December 2013 09:52 (eleven years ago)
lol got rooted by drs
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 December 2013 08:20 (eleven years ago)
fucking idiocy from pietersen again, think he might be on the fade
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:04 (eleven years ago)
to get out caught in front of square on the leg-side once in a series is careless, this is getting ridiculous
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:05 (eleven years ago)
Channel Nine has outdone itself this session: discussion of fish and chips ("you gotta really pour a lot of vinegar on the chips", quoth S. K. Warne), Slats putting on a slightly dodgy West Indian accent (of the "hey mon" variety), Brayshaw being a dick, and then a circa-1997 CGI of Warne "walking on water" from his hotel to the ground after the commentary team having a big night last night.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:28 (eleven years ago)
The only way to top this is if they invite Greg Ritchie and Max Walker back to the coverage.
Now Slats is claiming that The Block (for English people: it basically is televisual evidence of Australian's collective will to raise housing prices out of the reach of the ordinary person) in 2014 will be "BLOCKTACULAR" .
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:30 (eleven years ago)
Now they're nitpicking Lyon's technique because y'know, he's a spinner that's only got one wicket this innings so far at the WACA.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:32 (eleven years ago)
I'm watching Channel Nine as well - just be glad Danny Morrison isn't on the commentary team
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:33 (eleven years ago)
CGI Warne was some Muscle Roller Legend shit
what the fuck there are like 50 seagulls at midwicket
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:34 (eleven years ago)
TUBBS & BUMBLE FISHING IN THE SWAN RIVER, THIS IS INTERNATIONAL SPORTS COVERAGE AT ITS BEST
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:35 (eleven years ago)
glad they found someone who sounds more dopey than Ian Healy in Western Australia's very own Tom Moody
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:36 (eleven years ago)
all that fish and chips talk attracted the seagulls.
― estela, Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:37 (eleven years ago)
well that's how Cricket attracted a young Shane Warne you see
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago)
England's entire middle order stuck in the glue of fear, what the fuck is this batting
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:43 (eleven years ago)
i don't mind it at all.
― estela, Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:44 (eleven years ago)
uh beats giving away cheap wickets I guess
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:45 (eleven years ago)
aha, stokes wakes up. reckon lyon'll be given a rest now. stokes against pace looks decidedly ropey
england have still given away cheap wickets, AND batted slowly after that confident opening stand. worst of all worlds
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 14 December 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago)
Pietersen you cretin
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Saturday, 14 December 2013 10:56 (eleven years ago)
Bell and Stokes did well I thought. Need an Ian Ronald special from here though.
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Saturday, 14 December 2013 11:21 (eleven years ago)
Correct and correct. If England don't somehow make 450 its over
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Saturday, 14 December 2013 22:31 (eleven years ago)
imago otm. think Forlorn Hope is already over. jbs otmfm.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 14 December 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago)
Carberry should have made a hundred... wtf is that leave technique. only Jack Russell could pull thav off
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Saturday, 14 December 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago)
Carberry was looking classy but always seems to have an unexpected dismissal in him. After that start, England's middle-order should have bossed it - shocking from everyone
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 14 December 2013 22:42 (eleven years ago)
Ryan Harris the only bowler who looked up to it really
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 14 December 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago)
they all look up to it today
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 15 December 2013 03:20 (eleven years ago)
& that will be that
prior with the streakiest innings of 8 that has ever been played ever
if Bresnan hits a ton here I will never say anything other than completely worshipful about him again
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 15 December 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago)
Warner being magnificently evil here. Kinda love him tbh
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 15 December 2013 05:30 (eleven years ago)
this is awful
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Sunday, 15 December 2013 06:48 (eleven years ago)
sport is a load of pointless dickwaving, but still this makes me feel completely empty
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Sunday, 15 December 2013 06:49 (eleven years ago)
Warner so evil & magnificent he can even turn the playing out of a Swann maiden into an exercise in utter contempt
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 15 December 2013 06:54 (eleven years ago)
Shane Warne is looking forward to Channel Nine's 2014 line-up and who can blame him.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 December 2013 09:21 (eleven years ago)
he is irreproachable.
― estela, Sunday, 15 December 2013 09:47 (eleven years ago)
watson just invented a new shot
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 02:37 (eleven years ago)
forcible ultra-late cut that sends ball directly downwards, bouncing over wicketkeeper for four :D
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago)
ahahahahaha pietersen just sprayed his water-bottle all over spidercam
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 03:07 (eleven years ago)
now that is the worst wicket in Test history
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago)
ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhaa
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 04:00 (eleven years ago)
this is literally the most one-sided & hilarious Ashes in history
a timber will come
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 04:01 (eleven years ago)
ahahahahahahahahahahaha england
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 December 2013 08:52 (eleven years ago)
FUCKEN STRAYA IS CANING YA
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 December 2013 08:53 (eleven years ago)
this time tomorrow England will be closing in on a famous victory IMO
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 16 December 2013 09:23 (eleven years ago)
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 December 2013 09:23 (eleven years ago)
Stokes double century, calling it now
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 16 December 2013 09:25 (eleven years ago)
SNICKOSNICKOSNICKO
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 December 2013 09:28 (eleven years ago)
The Snicko Tolls For Thee
horri-Bell
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Monday, 16 December 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago)
Ben Stoketham's Ashes
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Monday, 16 December 2013 10:41 (eleven years ago)
gonna humbly concede I was completely wrong about him
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 04:03 (eleven years ago)
less than 200 to win btw
!!!!!!
― estela, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 04:17 (eleven years ago)
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 12:22 (eleven years ago)
BOOF FOR PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF AUSTRALIA
http://s21.postimg.org/v18w09eh3/07slide7.jpg
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 12:26 (eleven years ago)
fair
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 14:39 (eleven years ago)
Graeme Swann ✔ @Swannyg66Sorry to anyone who was offended by my comments in the papers today. Crass and thoughtless of me in the extreme.
haven't seen these but it writes itself tbh
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago)
pardew/evans, hopefully wihout the second act
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 01:32 (eleven years ago)
in which pardew is the longest-serving premiership manager after wenger
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 03:16 (eleven years ago)
swann's always been a wrongun obv
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 03:17 (eleven years ago)
Swannyg66
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 03:19 (eleven years ago)
He is the lead singer of the rock band Dr Comfort and the Lurid Revelations which plays cover songs in gigs around Nottinghamshire.[64]
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 03:21 (eleven years ago)
On 2 April 2010 he was stopped by police in West Bridgford, Nottingham following a party and was arrested after providing a positive breath test.[65] He was charged in June, to appear in court in August,[66] and initially told court that he was on his way to purchase screwdrivers in order to rescue his cat from under the floorboards.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:40 (eleven years ago)
anyway blokes the REAL competition starts tomorrow night
http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8393128.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/wicket.jpg
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:43 (eleven years ago)
otm
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:46 (eleven years ago)
sorry if i haven't been a sport itt pato - it actually kinda cheers me to see a strong australia again
rly i shd be wailing & ranting
they've let AUSTRALIAN HERO DAVE WARNER play on Saturday night!!!!
stoked that i'll be there in person to see him caught for 7 off a lazy delivery from Brett Lee
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:48 (eleven years ago)
do try harder, you must be butthurt about this (but not in the graeme swann sense)
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:49 (eleven years ago)
oh ok a little butthurt at the manner of it, pathetic first-innings batting in 3 consecutive tests
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:49 (eleven years ago)
not been a vintage series
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:50 (eleven years ago)
mainly have grown to kinda love david warner
even I still hate david warner
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago)
a terrible beauty is born
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:51 (eleven years ago)
oh and the unfairness of brad haddin. that rankles probably above all else
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:52 (eleven years ago)
still angry that working class legend ryan harris got barred from the casino
I thought this was a country fit for heroes
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:53 (eleven years ago)
ryan harris is the best bowler in the world. much better than JONNO
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:54 (eleven years ago)
steyn and harris >>>>>>
anyone who quits Südaustralien for Queensland is a bit dodgy however
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 December 2013 11:59 (eleven years ago)
lots of English players doing well in the BBL
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:19 (eleven years ago)
ty based Australia
I was so utterly offended tonight at the SCG. The crowd did a Mexican wave throughout Mark Cosgrove's over of bowling, ignoring the Big Man's dangerous medium pace.
And then a security guard brutally attacked a man with a beer sake.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:52 (eleven years ago)
However, I must note that the KFC Million Dollar $ix, in which a home viewer is represented by a minor Australian celebrity with some connection to Network Ten on a platform in the crowd - and if said minor Australia celebrity with some connection to Network Ten catches a six from this platform, the home viewer wins a share of ~the million dollars~ - is only the best thing that's ever happened to Cricket in its long, long history.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago)
Kerry Packer cursing from beyond the grave. Why only now?
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Saturday, 21 December 2013 13:08 (eleven years ago)
dr discomfort has some lurid revelations, apparently
tour of the long knives
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Saturday, 21 December 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago)
swann song, effective immediately.
― estela, Sunday, 22 December 2013 00:32 (eleven years ago)
black swann
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Sunday, 22 December 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago)
Tim Bresnan ✔ @timbresnanAlso,many batsmen around the world have just exhaled a huge sigh of relief. Due to your constant challenge of the stumps and prodigious spin
^^^some fairly heartbreaking pathos in the phrasing here
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Sunday, 22 December 2013 02:02 (eleven years ago)
also, retired with a bowling average of 29.96 - that was only going one way, convenient timing
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Sunday, 22 December 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago)
really good bowling will sadly be forever overshadowed by the heinous crime of "popping dat collar, son"
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 22 December 2013 03:48 (eleven years ago)
here begins a tiresome new era of comm-box bantz
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Sunday, 22 December 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago)
oh ffs really
strauss was bad enough
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Sunday, 22 December 2013 07:22 (eleven years ago)
actually strauss is the worst cricket commentator of all time with the exception of talksport's andrew mckenna but nobody else remembers him
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Sunday, 22 December 2013 07:23 (eleven years ago)
te defixio, Haddin
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Friday, 27 December 2013 05:18 (eleven years ago)
dunno if cursing's gonna work. australia 112-5, got england right where they want them, for now beginneth the innings
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Friday, 27 December 2013 05:19 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emRpaczdt4I
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Friday, 27 December 2013 08:40 (eleven years ago)
not enough actual death
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Friday, 27 December 2013 08:55 (eleven years ago)
Iain O'Brien @iainobrien
You want to face an ex Test fast bowler? - happy to oblige.
Pay costs and a donation to a Mental Illness charity. I'm in.
I'm not as quick as Brett and you're not as dislikeable as Piers....
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Friday, 27 December 2013 22:12 (eleven years ago)
this has been a truly pathetic innings even by this tour's standards
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Saturday, 28 December 2013 06:09 (eleven years ago)
Three Lions unable to contain one Zinc-coated Lyon.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 28 December 2013 10:14 (eleven years ago)
The best cricket I've seen all week is the Thunder getting close to victory over the Strikers with a swashbuckling M. Hussey innings, only to choke on a final over bowled by *Shaun Tait*.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 28 December 2013 10:16 (eleven years ago)
Real talk from Richard Hadlee: http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/opinion/9560696/Hadlee-Piers-Morgan-Ashes-stunt-dangerous
Actually, my major problem with all this was it gave Piers attention, that's the last thing we want.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 December 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago)
Real talk from Shane Warne: relax everyone, we've won this.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 December 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago)
http://arockridgelife.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fournil-sign.jpg
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 December 2013 03:36 (eleven years ago)
still one more chance to get on the scoreboard!!
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Sunday, 29 December 2013 03:44 (eleven years ago)
Cook might even let Monty have a bowl in Sydney.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 December 2013 04:06 (eleven years ago)
monty won't play in sydney, they'll pick borthwick with the not unreasonable notion that he can bat
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Sunday, 29 December 2013 04:20 (eleven years ago)
hmm i guess they'll want guaranteed control tho
maybe they'll put borthwick in for bresnan
idk
it's all shit
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Sunday, 29 December 2013 04:21 (eleven years ago)
tredwell for monty, borthwick for bresnan. both can bat better than this tail.
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Sunday, 29 December 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago)
Can anyone find me a betting service that will allow me to put a tenner on Borthwick going for over 6 an over
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Thursday, 2 January 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)
^might be good for bailey's avg; prob not though
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 2 January 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)
I heard Bailey's getting dropped for Faulkner
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Thursday, 2 January 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)
Oh, good one!
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 2 January 2014 20:31 (eleven years ago)
fuck off haddin yeah
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Friday, 3 January 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
DEVEREUXDEVEREUXDEVEREUXDEVEREUXDEVEREUX
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Friday, 3 January 2014 11:14 (eleven years ago)
borthwick, part-timer at best. absolutely clutching at straws by selecting him. why do that to the guy?
― free dong commissioner (haitch), Friday, 3 January 2014 11:27 (eleven years ago)
he's our answer to the devmonster, gonna nail a ton from 9
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Friday, 3 January 2014 12:06 (eleven years ago)
lawdy lawdy lawwwd
― free dong commissioner (haitch), Saturday, 4 January 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)
Agnew and AB on the local radio coverage worrying if the day 3 pink activities are under threat!
― free dong commissioner (haitch), Saturday, 4 January 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)
Well, at least it's a top order collapse for once. ZING.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 4 January 2014 00:18 (eleven years ago)
borthwick 150, broad 100
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Saturday, 4 January 2014 03:33 (eleven years ago)
ah look as long as heads roll this is all kinda fine
― VENIET IMBER (imago), Saturday, 4 January 2014 03:48 (eleven years ago)
RIP English Cricket, The Ashes will be etc.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 January 2014 04:04 (eleven years ago)
Chris Rogers to WG Grace this shit and play international cricket until the age of 51.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 January 2014 04:07 (eleven years ago)
this is so much better than 06-07
― free dong commissioner (haitch), Sunday, 5 January 2014 05:41 (eleven years ago)
has papered over the fragile aus top order a bit, though. can't imagine south africa's bowlers will let haddin off the hook like the britishes have.
― free dong commissioner (haitch), Sunday, 5 January 2014 05:50 (eleven years ago)
realest of real talk
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 January 2014 06:04 (eleven years ago)
in regards to South Africa: the best can only get better, we may find a batsman to replace George Bailey yet
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 January 2014 06:05 (eleven years ago)
http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/graphics/news3/HawaiiFive0_S9.jpg
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 January 2014 06:09 (eleven years ago)
challenging prediction: in SA our batsmen will be as un/successful as the English batsmen were in this Ashes
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 5 January 2014 06:25 (eleven years ago)
cursed
― lovely cuddly fluffy dope (imago), Friday, 17 January 2014 11:09 (eleven years ago)
13-0 still on
― Kim Wrong-un (Neil S), Friday, 17 January 2014 11:15 (eleven years ago)