Rolling spock/spock-a-like alert thread

OK, now that I've read through the rebel flag thread, I'm sitting at about a 95% NS vote.

Ok, after a little bit of internet searching, he may not be Nude Spock (although the similarities are uncanny at times). This does not change the fact that he seems to be an idiot.

"All The Girls I Like Are Lesbians!" is a parody thread (in case you didn't notice)

Yeah come on that thread is way more stupid than the other two

Yeah, I didn't actually mean to bother with that one, but in the flurry of copypasting it made it into the list.

I wuz lying

There's this one too.
Sorting Through Nu Folk Rock and Nu Folk

I think he's just a guy who doesn't know shit.

^this

john justen=gabbneb

FUCK YOU

^_^

Oh, no, wait srsly fuck you.

jokes, bruv
W1TCH 1 OF US b TEH RAEL N00d SPOOK???

OK HIGH FIVES.

I think you should concern your henfap policing more around this luriqua / heave ho system.

ps google luriqua and you'll know the two are related.

no

heave ho just knows control-a c and v

I don't know. How can two separate people be so interested in henfap.com?

He's been registered for four months and there are no IP matches. I wouldn't put it past Nude Spock to be stockpiling usernames way in advance for when he gets banned, but I don't think it's him in this case.

I'd go with the "just a guy who doesn't know shit" theory for now, but I'm keeping an eye on him.

hay john justen:

http://gacriminallawblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/stop%20sntiching%20pic.bmp

I see, it's ok if someone acts just like Nude Spock; they actually have to be proven by science (i.e. self-admission) to be NS before they get banned.

Surely there's no chance NS uses multiple aliases/sockpuppets in continually coming back here and trying to gain acceptance under 'normal' poster identies while pushing anti-social-ness to the edge and only going full-on NS when he gets backed into a corner and attacked (sometimes giving his sockpuppets prophylactic protection by using them to attack the revealed NS handle).

I presume yr kidding, as that's pretty much exactly what he has done multiple times.

Maybe NS has a bunch of registered aliases awaiting the next time he feels like treating us to his wit & wisdom, maybe not, who knows? And, who cares, I mean we can't do anything about it if he has except play whack-a-mole when he does go on one of his lame rampages.

This current guy just seems like, as mentioned upthread, someone who doesn't know shit, but thinks he knows it all, maybe.

Drunk Jerks. Is there anything appealing about them?

This was in ILM. It oughta be in ILE. Well, I could tell you where it really oughta be, but I don't say those words on Sunday.

kingkongvsgodzilla = NS

You Can Only Pick One: Confidence or Humility

^philosophiser...

I've had a feeling it's a piss-taking regular.

is there a reason why King Boy hasn't been banned yet? Jewish Nazis - What's All This About?

Do people figure he's just an adolescent? Or has he actually contributed a single worthwhile post anywhere on ILx?

King Boy hasn't been banned yet because the ILX admins don't ban people just because you don't like them, which you should have noticed by now.

wait, WAHT?

trust me, I don't care enough about the dude to 'not like' him; I've just never seen him or NS contribute anything, and both have crossed the Jay Blanchard line afaic

sorry, too harsh. But change "you don't like them" with "they never contribute anything." (Also, KBP has contributed lots to my world. <3)

to be fair, i don't think king boy went to an ivy league university, so gabbneb may be justified

http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060817/060817_timberlake_vmed_1p.widec.jpg

L0RAX IS REAL.

why MUST Nude Spock be banned?

King Boy Pato?!? More like.............

BAN HEAVE HO

I can't figure out why you don't just DELETE MY ACCOUNTS.... I mean, wouldn't that make the most sense?

Best instrumental Zappa

VEEP 2004
So I'm just going to assume that Dean gets the nomination and start the fun of picking the VP candidate.

-- g@bbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 05:57

Is this actually about anything anymore?

gershy appears to have a very good memory for such a noob

Favorite Celebrity Scient0l0gist

Yeah this thread should by all rights be locked but a rolling Ban Nude Spock thread would be kind of useful.

ok am I remembering incorrectly or is Bill Magill a known NS alias? if not uh sorry.

Does J Blount Want To Fuck Me In My Butthole?

isn't king boy pato the artist formerly known as esteban buttez? or am i confused?

I just started using a combination of AdBlock and Greasemonkey so I can't see or read ILM/ILE and have discovered I'm not missing anything.

wikipedia pornography - not good for work?

9 out of 10 owners said they can't tell the difference between this jizz juggler and Nude Spock.

Nude Spock isn't smart enough to torrent weird japanese video games.
This guy is still a flaky socket at best, though.

my theory is that the columbia u thread about iranprez had at least 2 nude spocks

I temp banned Capt. Lorax from ILE. if anybody goes posting unsolicited bondage porn and then asks around looking for ILXor underwear threads in a single day (hello, fucked up lurker) they're basically asking for it. Three strikes and I'll make it permanent.

http://www.o-ronline.net/weblog/cp/uploaded_images/chuck_norris-748639.jpg

unban luriqua please, i'm sure he isn't nude spock

you can get banned for other reasons, HH.

luriqua has been sending me instant messages

i randomly thought of dude today.

an ask lariqua thread would be hall of fame.

luriqua*

weird lurkers who come on here with little to no introduction and start immediately stalking other posters can all get fucked actually

so no unban for freakshow

President Evil

Using the email address 'deathbyand✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧' so it's either Spock or an old-skool nuisance having a pop.

Damn I'm good.

Luna?

what white music influenced has black music?

Daramouss? Wagemann?

so anyway, moved to a flat in camden a couple of weeks ago, thought it would be better for my music career to be part of the "scene". my friend tarquin needed a new bassist for his band "the costellos" so, here i am. my dad sorted my out my the place, a rehearsal room, bought me some furniture and musical equipment: a fender jazz bass and a marshall amp, not to mention a strat so i can work on my songwriting.

problem is: dad's only hooking me up with £600 a week, after rent bills, etc.. not really enough to live the rock and roll lifestyle, keep up with the latest fashions and keep a girlfriend in tow, it's really unfair.

so could anyone sort us out with some gigs? you get well paid for them, right?

our drummer went to boarding school with a couple of guys from the horrors, so they might be able to help out, but the music biz is a tough game and any help at all would be appreciated.

-- max r, Thursday, October 18, 2007 4:16 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

from

moving to london

Good god what garden-variety trolling.

okay banning isn't enough for this guy.

Let's sucka him into a long-distance internet relationship, then freeze him out at the zero hour.

he's basically banned from everywhere already! Let's see if he starts something on aeon flux

Can't you guys run an IP check on him so we know who the fuck he actually is? As said in another thread, if this is Marcello he's gotten really lazy with his trolling.

We've tried, and there are no matches. That said I quietly banned him yesterday afternoon and had been wondering how long it would take for anyone to notice.

He's an nycer yes?

Rap lyrics on the net
How else do you promote music?

^^^dreamsonvhs.

I think that dreamsonvhs is just dumb, but not a spockpuppet. Still sucks though, so far.

Actually, he's more wagemanny than anything else, but i'm pretty sure hes just some new dummy yapping away.

We've tried, and there are no matches. That said I quietly banned him yesterday afternoon and had been wondering how long it would take for anyone to notice.

-- Matt DC, Friday, October 19, 2007 1:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

outstanding red team, outstanding.

So yeah, how about that max r?

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/killproc.jpg

That's not Marcello, I don't believe it.

Obviously not. Sometimes Marcello was funny.

Wait... wait... it's not Calum is it?

Calum's been my suspicion for a while. Unfortunately Max R appears to have come back in under a new IP which is shared by a Scottish ILXer who is, I think, unlikely to want to take one for the team here.

Pashmina or someone would be able to ban him without taking out everyone on that IP.

I did wonder about Calum "Sid" Waddell, yes. Maybe his imaginary friends have stopped talking to him.

Somebody start a thread about how tasty Foie Gras is, that should flush the little wanker out.

calstars posted to the NY real estate crash thread complaining about rents in hipster neighborhoods

Calum's been my suspicion for a while. Unfortunately Max R appears to have come back in under a new IP which is shared by a Scottish ILXer who is, I think, unlikely to want to take one for the team here.

Pashmina or someone would be able to ban him without taking out everyone on that IP.

-- Matt DC, Monday, 22 October 2007 14:47 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Scottish poster on shared (let me guess) university IP with knowledge of ILX history... wb bato

you can do better than this, bato.

It's not a poster at a university.

I seriously doubt it's Calum. I email w/Calum a bit from time to time, and I really don't think he's got enough hours in his day to keep up something like this.

If anyone can point to specific examples of "the kind of shit we've banhammered people for in the past" (racism, spamming, consistent trolling/hateful shitheaddery) I'll drop the lock on the guy, but all I see is some kid who's a bit of a prat, and that doesn't make it, really, does it.

Admittedly I haven't been online since last week, so if I've missed something, link to it plz!

so anyway, moved to a flat in camden a couple of weeks ago, thought it would be better for my music career to be part of the "scene". my friend tarquin needed a new bassist for his band "the costellos" so, here i am. my dad sorted my out my the place, a rehearsal room, bought me some furniture and musical equipment: a fender jazz bass and a marshall amp, not to mention a strat so i can work on my songwriting.

problem is: dad's only hooking me up with £600 a week, after rent bills, etc.. not really enough to live the rock and roll lifestyle, keep up with the latest fashions and keep a girlfriend in tow, it's really unfair.

so could anyone sort us out with some gigs? you get well paid for them, right?

our drummer went to boarding school with a couple of guys from the horrors, so they might be able to help out, but the music biz is a tough game and any help at all would be appreciated.

-- max r, Thursday, October 18, 2007 4:16 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

The guy is definitely trolling, he's doing the "hey I know what will push ILX's buttons" routine a la Nude Spock rather than going for outright abuse or racism. There was that "hey let's all vote BNP for a laugh" comment which he passed off as satire as well.

There's always the time-honored "stop feeding him till he either leaves or becomes a human boy" approach.

yeah quitney we all saw that and he got banned from ILM for it

moderators aren't in charge of that approach Jon (sadly)

OK, having looked at that momus thread & a few others, I see what you mean. Creepy button-pushing weirdo. Banhammered.

Thanx Pash.

Am I covered by some kind of Work IP ban, or is it actually supposed to be me that's banned? If so, any hints to why?

(Am I, in fact, the Scottish ILXor Matt is talking about?)

No, Aldo, you're just coming in from the same IP as this guy for some reason. I banned his username, but removed the IP from the ban list so you should be OK.

Right... that's a really big IP. Mail me off-board if you're not aware of what it is.

All I will say is it's not Calum, for sure.

Webmail is on its way to you, thx.

Actually, no worries, Aldo. I got it, thanks. Good grief, eh.

Reply inbound anyway.

Now you understand why I think I can definitely say it's not Calz.

waht

I didn't think it was cman.

It's the IP institute for the National Society for Killing Animals and Watching Eli Roth Films

max r is quite funny mostly. Not very funny but quite funny, mostly, though sometimes unfunny it's true ("Camden" quoted above, "BNP"). On the Momus thread he is quite funny, unfunny only on "Momus is my dad", and more funny than usual with the lyrics (unless they're really Momus lyrics, in which case it might be too mean(?), though funny).

I'd be better that if when you banned people, their could still post but their posts would be only visible to themselves and mods!

pash, matt -- is jw still trying to post?!

heh..

I'd be better that if when you banned people, their could still post but their posts would be only visible to themselves and mods

This would actually be awesome, some people might never actually notice they were banned.

I think this actually happened to Calum until he realised no one was responding to any of his threads and he went back in under a new username.

White Stripes make PRO-ILLEGAL ALIEN song!

This sort of thing?

But that thread was started by "and what." I don't know the regulars here nearly as well as others do, but isn't "and what" a long-time ILX participant?

(Mostly mentioning this because I responded to that thread, and now sort of feel badly about it).

and what- too establishment to be banned.

Assuming Mark means that Trashthumb guy, I think that's a legit poster.

I don't remember asking for anyone to get banned...

I'd be better that if when you banned people, their could still post but their posts would be only visible to themselves and mods

This would actually be awesome, some people might never actually notice they were banned.

I think this actually happened to Calum until he realised no one was responding to any of his threads and he went back in under a new username.

-- Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 12:02 (3 hours ago) Link

perhaps this would be neat on ip bans only

kingfish wanted to make a NEGATIVE ZONE like that for gzeus and darramouss on the old ILG. a special phantom world where only the banned may speak to each other.

what happened to those 2

gzeus informed me that he has quit forums forever just the other day, actually.

darramouss = darramagh?

(this is probably the irish equivalent of "they all look alike to me" but they have being really fucking annoying in common too.)

quitney = Martin Jol?

Louis Jagger = Darren Bent?

lol i said "bent"

So "Bo Jackson Overdrive" - regular using the Spock steez or what?

http://web.archive.org/web/20021019024743/www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=008bNU

maybe this guy? i wish

So "Bo Jackson Overdrive" - regular using the Spock steez or what?

Yes, thank you. I wasn't here for the Spock days, but whoever he is, BJO is worth watching.

its sort of cute how he keeps trying to get everyones attention and everyone except for pipecock is ignoring him

i wish he was the real bo jackson

its sort of cute how he keeps trying to get everyones attention and everyone except for pipecock is ignoring him.

Not sure about that. The Favorite Sexual Terms thread he started has drawn attention.

darramouss = darramagh?

(this is probably the irish equivalent of "they all look alike to me" but they have being really fucking annoying in common too.)

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, 23 October 2007 19:49 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

hey, i've only just seen that. twat.

fascist.

well, in the morning, my dear, i can be a liberal.

ts: Oscar Wilde vs Winston Churchill

This guy's still hard at it.

bo jackson overdrive needs to slow the fuck down.

We're little mongrels / we've lost our sheepfuxors / we don't know where to find them [Started by moley, last updated 3 minutes ago] 184 new answers
Worst Big Budget Hollywood Movies of All Time--Nominate Three [Started by Bo Jackson Overdrive, last updated 4 minutes ago] 6 new answers
Planet Terror versus Death Proof [Started by Bo Jackson Overdrive, last updated 5 minutes ago] 3 new answers
What's the longest you've gone without a shower? [Started by Bo Jackson Overdrive, last updated 5 minutes ago] 1 new answer

hey don't associate the mongrels with BJO

lol that was by accident.

"pipecock" "bo jackson overdrive" and "cat stevens" need to stfu

Yeah and perhaps (at least) "bo jackson overdrive" could to be banned?

pipecock should be fucking banned. dude is a straight-up troll.

bo jackson overdrive seems like an over anxious dude to me, not a harmless one (c.f. the shower thread he started).

cat stevens, while a hilarious username, also looks to be a troll in the max r mold.

although if bjo doesn't stfu he is gonna end up shooting to the top of most posts a la max r and everyone is just gonna get annoyed as fuck with him and at that point there is no turning back.

He's busting out some great revives (to go with the new thredds) too, like this one: 101 reasons why punk sucks

the bjo/pipecock rapport on rap should be extinguished is exhibit A.

xpost to W4lter

that was the first red flag I saw this evening. I briefly considered responding and realized I was bein' trolled.

also yeah they are getting in stupid "conversations". ARE THEY THE SAME?!?

esoj with the lock

BJO's reviving some stuff, but doing so with offensive single-word messages, e.g., "gay," which is how he revived the "101 reasons" thread.

bo jackson overdrive seems like an over anxious dude to me, not a harmless one (c.f. the shower thread he started).

Rt. Some of the things he's posted fall between WTF and over-the-line. Consider some (admittedly not all) of his threads, and his contribution to the "Radiohead -- In Rainbows" thread: "The thing I love about this board and its Radiohead worship is that if Thom Yorke has diarrhea, it's on Ilxor before the toilet flushes."

your link is fucked, dan. "this board and its radiohead worship" implies that he might've been a lurker or something.

ok i changed my mind TROLL

Drats (re: the dead link). It was just an ILX search on his screen name.

I'll let the AAD'ers have their fun with him

that's all i needed to see. nobody trolls ask a drunk on my watch (not that i can do anything about it since i'm not an AAD mod)

xpost

Jordan OTM. Did you catch his "Problem Solving Question" thread:

It's 1988 and Steve Winwood's tour bus is caught in traffic, in the United States. His bus driver is driving faster than normal to compensate but doesn't have a Class B driver's license, or part of his right hand.

The bus hits a slick spot and the driver loses control, and flips the vehicle, and the bus catches on fire. Steve manages to escape and save his bandmates and much of the equipment, but the bus driver is engulfed in flames. As Steve is sobbing due to the tragedy, he hears the godawful Terry Jacks song "Seasons in the Sun".

Knowing that if he recites the lyrics to Higher Love three times while that song plays, a time portal will open up, Steve is faced with a quandary. If he recites the lyrics to Higher Love and goes back in time, the song will cease to exist and he will be forced to relive his career without this hit being on the airwaves or performed. Performing it live will result in instant death.

The question is...does Steve go back in time to save the bus driver and ensure he gets his Class B license, or does he leave him there so he can keep playing Higher Love?

he reminds me of that one teenager who did all the drugs in his house over the space of a couple of weeks and just kept posting insane typo-laden rants everywhere, tim something?

"And the winner of the 4th Quarter '07 max r Memorial Award is..."

So, did anybody think it might have been a better idea to send me a private message than to go behind my back, if you had a problem?

Coz I don't want you knowing my email address.

nobody went behind your back, dude. you are reading this thread. you posted to it.

could somebody please lock that duplicate Soulseek thread cat stevens started?

Soulseek: C or D?

only gabnebb knows nude spock's true identity

yea, I responded to it AFTER I got banned, which tipped me off that somebody had to have been behind it.

who got da itchy ban finger?

Guessing this board is elitist and un-ironic after all. Oh well, was fun while it lasted.

BJO i doubt you are perma banned so cool off and see you next week or something.

^^this

I would if I wasn't so damn cranky from the idiocy at work today...or turning 27 tomorrow

spring chicken

um, I'm quite ironic, btw.

I would if I wasn't so damn cranky from the idiocy at work today...or turning 27 tomorrow

That's understandable(I'm nearly 40, and cranky all the time). Besides, I think Jordan is right. Long-term bans require serious misconduct.

in all seriousness, if you take what the advice from everyone in this thread and you come back and don't start/revive 68 threads in one day and keep a decently low-profile no one will have a problem w/ you i'd imagine.

this dude sucks

dude gets banned and two hours later his threads start taking off. it's hard out here for a rookie.

u__u

Ok, so how long am I banned for exactly?

until you tell us you're sorry.

from ILE and ILM until Sunday.
not banned from anywhere else because the people at AAD are too nice

not banned from ITR because you haven't posted to ITR

oh, never mind. fixed.

lol

BJO did you post this on Ask a Drunk a long time ago?

http://web.archive.org/web/20021019024743/www.greenspun.com/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg.tcl?msg_id=008bNU

hey tombot can you hook an OG NFL board mod up with fresh mod powers on ILNFL?

done

RIP ITR

thanks : D

hey tombot can you hook me up with HTML playground mod powers to prevent future internet SNAFUs? (i promise never to impersonate another ILXOR which is the only mischief that occurs to me at this time)

lorax is posting retarded threads again on ile

hey tombot can you hook me up with HTML playground mod powers to prevent future internet SNAFUs? (i promise never to impersonate another ILXOR which is the only mischief that occurs to me at this time)

What are you up to on there, HH? Cos my ban finger was twitchin sore when I saw a girl-tastic new answers last week.

Um, so ok, I was banned for posting on-topic messages now? Seriously, what is this, an exclusive club or something? At least I understood yesterday's banning. I get banned for posting a link to a comic on stripcreator.com which was the PURPOSE OF THE EXISTING THREAD, and then post about the Miami Dolphins.

Wow. Forget it--maybe this isn't a place I want to frequent after all.

google images bombing

Happy birthday dude.

BJO's reviving some stuff, but doing so with offensive single-word messages

read the thread. this pissed people off more than whatever the hell you're talking about. (xpost)

Seriously, what is this, an exclusive club or something?

yes. fuck off.

thx W4LTER

Sleeve:

Um, so ok, I was banned for posting on-topic messages now? Seriously, what is this, an exclusive club or something? At least I understood yesterday's banning. I get banned for posting a link to a comic on stripcreator.com which was the PURPOSE OF THE EXISTING THREAD, and then post about the Miami Dolphins.

Not sure what you are having a hard time understanding--I'm talking about a completely isolated incident from today which has nothing to do with yesterday. You might want to take your own advice.

jergins, don't go blaming me because the carnival cut your hours back...

oh sorry bjo. I obviously need to step away from the monitor. you're going to have to ask an ILC moderator about that, the subboards have autonomy in that regard.

Thanks for the suggestion sleeve

it was ITR.
xp

BJO, i HIGHLY recommend that you take a step back, spend a week or two just lurking without contributing, and then start adding to threads--NOT STARTING THEM--using a NEW NAME. dont be insulting, dont act like you know more than everyone on the bored. no one will be all the wiser, and everyone will be welcoming.

things that ILX hates:
- new posters who havent spent a while learning what ILX is like
- new posters who want to have discussions that have been had on the board several times before
- new posters who start 6 threads in ten minutes
- new posters who can't use the search engine

and it was kind of hilarious
xp

max,

I understand all of that, as I just said twice in the posts above.

However, after taking the advice last night, I got banned in another forum for responding to one solitary thread on another board that I WASN'T banned on, with an on-topic post. So...if I follow the rules and show some level of restraint and still get banned, what else am I to do? I was only interested in finding out how long my ban on ILM and ILE was good for today, and am not protesting or questioning that at all.

I'm not technically a 'new' poster either, I was here once before in 2004 (no I was not Bo Jeeves Jackson).

ya thats why i said change your name, ILX is not known for being forgiving.

Well, to be honest, if that's the way it is, I think maybe this isn't the place for me, which is probably better for all of us. It's pretty counterproductive to tell someone "hey, knock it off", then they knock it off, and then you still ban them.

I'm kicking a dead horse though. I'm going to enjoy the rest of my birthday now. Evening!

yeah i can't think of a worse way to spend your birthday then defending your honor on the internet after being banned from I Love Comics.

things that ILX hates:
- new posters who havent spent a while learning what ILX is like
- new posters who want to have discussions that have been had on the board several times before
- new posters who start 6 threads in ten minutes
- new posters who can't use the search engine

fixed.

rule no. 1 for ILX- know your place.

Bo out

i'm sorry, i don't speak ghetto

Barely English.

dick tanner

lol I just came to say the same thing. It must be someone aping him tho cos god knows it's not much of a disguise.

hmmm, yes. ILx Beard Massive Unite!

nope definitely ain't me....

google images bombing

do you mean tie-in for sexess.org sexual success Minimum bid $400 (US)?

Dick Tanner certainly looks Spocklike - let me know if he puts it beyond any reasonable doubt.

i was going to ask if someone would explain this to me, but i searched around on my own and i think i get the general idea. part of me wants to say "hay guys relax i'm no terrorist" but the rest thinks that maybe i misjudged the tone here. its probably way more complicated and issue-laden than i assumed. i'm not saying it's not my fault for not looking deeper into which posters say what and why, but it's confusing and maybe the place should have more strict entrance requirements, or be invite-only? i'm probably overreacting a bit, but it seems like if a guy can just drop in for some jokes (maybe silly and tasteless, but not mean-spirited and no more silly or tasteless than seems to be common here) and then find he's being watched as a potential enemy, that maybe the "trolls" are doing / have done more damage than maybe they should be / have / whatever

Dick Tanner OTM; plz lock this thread maybe?

i think "HI DERE" is probably nude spock

We here over at the ITR have been racking our brains for a solution to this, and I think we really have a winner here. Please redirect you internet browser of choice to ROLLING THIS POSTER IS A DICK I WOULD LIKE TO VENT ABOUT THEM KNOWING THAT MY EFFORTS WILL BE FUTILE THREAD for all your future needs.

(note: actual experience with service may differ from actual results)

Message to new posters - never, ever, ever make the mistake of including in your username a word meaning 'anus' or 'penis'. Everyone will think you're Nude Spock and you'll only make things hard for yourselves.

Dick Tanner = Nude Spock, based on name alone

gabbneb = Nude Spock, based on accusation alone

oic Matt DC said that too. that rule doesn't cover Rib Dinner tho.

strange how quickly these new annoying posters found this specific thread on which they were discussed. this is transparent.

i don't know if responding to this thread is even a good idea, cause it looks like a catch-22 situation

keep doing it, see how it works out for you.

john justen = nude spock? he seems to have found this board rather quickly!!!

OH SHIT

okay, i'm reading my response, so i guess i did already, and i have little at stake except that i figured this place to be funny/cool/whatever, so here goes

MattDC, i jumped in and registered the name only as a sub-Airplane joke because someone (chaki) said those words together on a thread and i thought it was funny for a couple of minutes. not even as long as it took to register it, to be honest, and i wished i could change it since, but there you go, at least i don't have a band.

as for finding this thread, i've been checking through the boards quite a lot lately and this was like in the top two or three here, so it was really easy. there really is nothing that strange about it and no ulterior motive on my part except curiosity (a little prurient, i admit, "whoa, somebody posted tubgirl? / hey it's the backroom'", etc). i've skimmed the bigger boards on and off for maybe a year, but i don't know anyone here personally (online or off), i have zero history/issues with anybody that posts here (that i know of), and am not a malicious person.

okay, maybe i shouldn't keep posting on this thread, i get a bad feeling about it.

no wait, you guys are right. people will forget all about ipods and the idea of them being able to play better quality files in the future. people will stick with CDs. they will have huge collections of them just like people have of vinyl now. vinyl will die. along with you guys, thankfully.

-- pipecock, Tuesday, November 20, 2007 2:11 PM (Tuesday, November 20, 2007 2:11 PM) Bookmark Link

ban pipecock

Is he banned yet?

I'm guessing he is due to the cessation of posts.

no, he's still around

could a mod remove all links to http://sexess.org/ , for the lulz

penis sixpence, how did you find ilx? this thread? do you use site new answers? why did you remember chaki's name? i was here a year before i even began to keep up with who's who.

like Omar said, suspicious.

okay, here i go again. I really shouldn't have to be this defensive:

#1 google search probably, can't remember for what
#2 clicking 'boards', looking around
#3 i'm not exactly sure what that is, but newest threads appear at the top of the page, if that's what you mean
#4 i don't actually know who's who, even though i've been reading on and off for around a year or thereabouts. all it is is this:

unrelated but why is my dick tanner than the rest of me?

-- chaki, Saturday, 17 November 2007 10:45 (4 days ago) Link

LOL i DID NOT WRITE THAT

-- chaki, Saturday, 17 November 2007 11:36 (4 days ago) Link

...

hi chaki

-- Dick Tanner, Saturday, 17 November 2007 18:31 (4 days ago) Link

not threatening or anything, faux-familiarity being part of the joke.

Time to fetch the backwards coat with the strappy arms for Rib Dinner.

megalolz at "penis sixpence"

I want to mount Kristen Bell....she'd be tied up of course

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 November 2007 15:11 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

It's called a 'joke'. Shit, there's a thread someone else started 3 years ago called 'I want to fuck the gurl from Spy Kids" when she was a minor.

Dude, even Dom thought was creepy.

^^^proof

Arms giving off a serious luriqua vibe:

MLK Day: I show up at the office, and no one is here - how long do I wait to go home?

also

Let's find an act that everyone on ILM hates.

you don't say

oh certainly.
let me know when he actually becomes a problem again - he seems to have been mostly harmless this time around (so far)

the only thing is that he posts to threads 35 times in a row but it's mostly rap threads that only 7 people read

me
u
ep
aib
m@tt
reverend

who am i missing

me

ahhh

deej, of course. maybe whiney g?

yeah wtf big hoos aka the homieforgetter

Hey am0n-

STFU

-- Nude Spock, Thursday, February 28, 2008 7:11 AM

I shoved a wine cork up my left nostril and really fucked up my nose

yeah wtf big hoos aka the homieforgetter

-- deej, Friday, January 25, 2008 10:30 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

lol

yeah sry dawg

i still think Dick Tanner was sorely misunderstood

that guy named himself cuz i said my dick was tanner than the rest of my body in one post.

it's not NS

yeah no shit

then why the fuck this thread

good point

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

^^otm

cold shit

hilarious, everyone. I think it's roxy's turn to come up with the next one? She's better at it than either of you two anyway

If people must run "comedy" aliases, can they not do it under other users names, please? Even if the other usernames in question are total mentalist troll assholes? Actually, ESPECIALLY if the other usernames in question are total mentalist troll assholes.

Thanks.

http://www.pacificislandbooks.com/JPEGS/Serious%20Business%20of%20Governing.jpg

reasons why obama will get shot

thanks

http://www.varietycasino.com/games/screenhunter10.jpg

should we start another rolling luriqua-like thread?

sure

can't believe HOOS thought that was real. wait yes i can

oh fuck off already

http://www.prnewswire.com/mnr/madd/28068/images/28068-hi-madd_logo.jpg

Are we done with mkcaine yet?

No, few months left until Presidential election. Parties haven't even officially nominated candidates yet!

Are we done with libcrypt yet?

this is not the rolling luriqua thread

i don't even know who that is

I think it is Bodrick III

mkcaine = luriqua != spock

a primer: thread of missing luriqua

never ban luriqua

Actually, his inevitable returns are always more entertaining than having him around for any extended period of time.

BAN

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=58492#unread

I guess ringtone cru is just used to dude. Skim em and keep moving. But I can see where he'd be a bother to people who aren't accustomed.

Actually, his inevitable returns are always more entertaining than having him around for any extended period of time.

-- The Reverend, Sunday, April 20, 2008 1:47 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ the new cash sitta

It's like getting Rickrolled vs intentionally listening to "Never Gonna Give You Up".

can we ban bart stanberg yet?

rev otm

isn't bart stanberg burt stanton's alter ego?

two birds one stone

two birds one stanton

gah! two burts one stanton

two burts one cup

'Res' = Spock, right?

Somebody who's very concerned that people should be allowed to make "off colour" jokes, anyway.

Keep Res, he's a much more interesting defendant of old ILX than (zing deleted)

2008 Primaries Thread 3: The Rejecting and Denouncening

Rolling CHALLENGING OPINIONS thread 2008

gabbneb no offense dude but you've got way more spock like tendencies than brainwasher

boring

2008 Primaries Thread 3: The Rejecting and Denouncening

"no offense," lol

jordan may I point out that you have absoluteley not one fraction of a clue what you're talking about

yeah i'm not gonna stop you but i was mostly just trying to rile up gabbneb for insinuating that a dude who has posted here for like two years and who i happen to like is a troll

'Res' = Spock, right?

-- Matt DC, Sunday, 18 May 2008 16:19 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I'm assuming it's someone's 77 olympics entry.

brainwasher kinda sucks

brains can be a bit challenging at times, but he's cool

and hey, you guys have the same first name

me or omar?

can we ban usic yet?

oic it's ok cuz he is lrq?

have you got a post to link to or is this just a general whinge?

i love the word whinge

have you got a post to link to or is this just a general whinge?

Proposed new gabbneb username.

gabbneb gabbneb hey

can we ban this guy for posting the same thing over and over and re-bumping a thread for no reason other than personal beef. pretty sure he's a spock-puppet

bollocks