Some of us want to know once and for all the answers to the following questions:
1. how long does it take for individual suggest bans to expire?
2. If someone is banned as a result of receiving 51+ suggest bans, then returns, and accumulates another 51+, are they banned temporarily or permanently, and if temporarily, for how long?
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)
it would be nice for it to make it's way into a FAQ at some point, but a non-faq-ified answer nowish or soonish would be much appreciated.
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
Indeed. There's no hurry to write a full FAQ, as many of the things in it would be kinda obvious, but this whole SB thing has caused so much confusion there should at least be a clear and concise policy on it.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)
One of the goals of this thread and ideally, the resultant answers is to reduce the likelihood of future clusterfuck threads in which the same questions get asked over and over again. This thread is not intended as yet another place to debate the suggest ban system.
Respectfully submitted.
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)
ffs i know ppl like to post to borad-lawyering and meta threads but if this stuff was written out we wouldn't have to answer the question "when do sb's expire?" for the 900th time and endless facepalming arguments with mods would really be a nonstarter because that's what written policies are for.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:04 PM (25 seconds ago)
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)
I think there'd be more of a hurry on this if people didn't feel 100% sure that no matter how clearly the policy was stated, nor how concise the terms framing it were, somebody, not to tuom any names or anything, would still have several questions which in the end could not be answered to his satisfaction, which would be frustrating for the people who'd put time into stating the policy
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:08 (sixteen years ago)
<3
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:09 (sixteen years ago)
u write it for the 99% of us who are not dense
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
i'd be satisfied knowing the answers to the two questions i initially posted - even if there is a certain amount of "at mods' discretion" involved.
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
"why don't you write a shitty indie policy about it"
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:10 (sixteen years ago)
it's in the liner notes you freeloading brit
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)
j0hn have u ever written a faq set to music? if not, hop to it
― velko, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
let's have lj write the policy--how many penis metaphors do you think he can work in
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
guys, this is a serious request you're fucking up with bullshit answers!
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
well for #2, as far as I remember, it's a permaban
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)
welcome to ilx heaven
― velko, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
lj & I will collaborate on the song, between the two of us we will make people cry over a song about penises whose chorus is an electro delight running roughly as follows
ESSSSSSBEEEEEEESSSSSSBEEEEEE
to the last syllable of recorded time
xpost sorry sarahel if you sb me for this I deserve it
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)
the outro will feature the sound of a single gunshot and a low moan of 'oh how life's relish stains my cummerbund'
― alien vs the smiths (country matters), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.thenextwave.biz/tnw/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Dyson.jpg
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
vacuum drone in the background
xp haha
― cank yankers :( (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:18 (sixteen years ago)
"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's The Testicle Goats"
http://www.beatlemania.ca/toursworld/Shea_files/Shea13.jpg
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:13 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:20 (sixteen years ago)
i'm done
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:22 (sixteen years ago)
use a wiki maker and write one? don't see why you have to wait for the mods to do it
― bnw, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)
uh, because I don't know the answers?
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
just make them up!
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)
which is pretty much how its done now
― bnw, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:13 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark
^ new board descrip for mod request forum plz
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
Sarahel here's your answer to #2:
The short version is "a 102 means the same thing as a 51, ie the poster returns at the mods' discretion, usually in 30 days".
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Wednesday, September 23, 2009 12:01 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)
before we jump to conclusions i dont think that the 30 day thing is deadset policy, mod discretion is.
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)
heres the post i made that dan was summarizing:
i think that the mods have been pretty clear on all this actually, weve pretty much said from the beginning that sb reversals are going to be up to moderator discretion, which means that there isnt going to be a hard and fast rule. cankles racked up 49 of his sbs in the past three months, and the posts that got him sbs wouldn't really be very surprising. if someone else gets 102ed but has a bunch of bans for saying that blur sucked or whatever, or it took them far longer to hit the mark, it just isn't the same situation. if yall want a set in stone procedure, we might as well just code it into the system, but i (for one) think that is a pretty bad idea.speaking for me, not mods in general btw.also, to quell the raging against secretive conspiratorial mods, i think the reason no one has stepped up to give a concrete answer to the various specifics people are asking for is because a couple of the site wides are busy with other things at the moment, so it wouldnt exactly be accurate or fair to nail this stuff down without all of them having their say.― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:35 AM (49 minutes ago)
speaking for me, not mods in general btw.
also, to quell the raging against secretive conspiratorial mods, i think the reason no one has stepped up to give a concrete answer to the various specifics people are asking for is because a couple of the site wides are busy with other things at the moment, so it wouldnt exactly be accurate or fair to nail this stuff down without all of them having their say.
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:35 AM (49 minutes ago)
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 04:25 (sixteen years ago)
yeah basically when in doubt: mod discretion prevails. so. sorry guys.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 04:29 (sixteen years ago)
I thought the idea of the SB system was it was supposed to be "democratic". But if the mods still decide when/if the banned person can get back, it's hardly democratic. As long as it's up to mod discretion, were going to keep having these arguments, because someone will always disagree with the mods' views. So essentially the SB system hasn't made any improvement over the old system; if anything, it's made things worse, because with the old system people at least knew why someone got banned.
As for someone getting 102ed because he thinks Blur sucks, I thought the mods were gonna stop people getting banned for unpopular opinions before the ban actually happens?
Anyway, what about Sarahel's other question: when do invidual SBs expire?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:11 (sixteen years ago)
you sure do have a lot of questions, tuomas!!!
― ROCK BAND: BORBETOMAGUS (haitch), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:18 (sixteen years ago)
Just to make it clear: I have nothing against mod discretion, but I thought the old system where all bans were up to mod discretion, and where people only got banned for specific reasons explicitly stated in the ILX guidelines worked better than this weird hybrid we have know, where no one really knows what's gonna happen next.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:20 (sixteen years ago)
http://phoenix.fanster.com/suns/files/2009/03/groundhogday.gif
― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:26 (sixteen years ago)
ignore tuomas, current system is fine - keeps everybody on their toes.
― ROCK BAND: BORBETOMAGUS (haitch), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:26 (sixteen years ago)
I thought the mods were gonna stop people getting banned for unpopular opinions before the ban actually happens?
where the hell did you get this impression?
― electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:27 (sixteen years ago)
When people complained that folks shouldn't get SBed just because they say they don't like Radiohead or something, someone said that mods will remove those kind of SBs. If they don't, at least they should.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:29 (sixteen years ago)
someone?
― electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:30 (sixteen years ago)
I think it was Stet, I might misremember tough.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:31 (sixteen years ago)
though
http://i.testfreaks.co.uk/images/products/600x400/253/102-dalmatians.366589.jpg
― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:31 (sixteen years ago)
it was someone in the crowd at the clusterfuck harvest festival.
― estela, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:33 (sixteen years ago)
Clusterfuck Harvest is one of those cereal bars that idiots eat instead of breakfast, right?
― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:34 (sixteen years ago)
it's full of empty calories
― electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:35 (sixteen years ago)
i think the idea was that if it was completely obvious someone got an individual suggest ban because of a relatively innocuous opinion, a mod might choose to remove that 1 suggest ban. this doesn't mean that each and every 52 suggest bans gets poured over to determine if a system-generated ban/52 should stay in effect.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:35 (sixteen years ago)
so tuomas would you be happier if we removed the whole mod discretion and instead went with 102 getting people a permaban?
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:37 (sixteen years ago)
Clusterfuck Harvest: half-baked, not toasted!
like most of tuomas' arguments on these threads
― ROCK BAND: BORBETOMAGUS (haitch), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:37 (sixteen years ago)
Er, how can it be "completely obvious someone got an individual suggest ban because of a relatively innocuous opinion" if someone doesn't review the SBs people get?
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:37 (sixteen years ago)
For all the bleating about people being 51'd, have we ever taken an in-depth survey as to how many people self-ban when confronted with the 27th "Best Note in Faust Arp" poll of the day? Let's think of the real victims here, people.
― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:43 (sixteen years ago)
No, I would be happy to get rid of this whole SB system and go back to the old one where people only got banned for reasons explicitly stated in ILX guidelines. Cankles probably would've been banned in that system too, I'm not arguing for that.
But if the SB thing is here to stay, my suggestion would be that:
1) When someone gets 51 SBs, a mod reviews them and checks if they're actually given for proper reason (and not for disliking a band or whatever), before the person actually gets banned. If some of the SBs turn out to be jokes or pointless ones, they're removed.
2) SB bans should have a definite length, but each successive banning should be longer than the previous one. So it could be something like 30 - 60 - 90 - 120 - 150 days, etc.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:44 (sixteen years ago)
checks if they're actually given for proper reason (and not for disliking a band or whatever), before the person actually gets banned. If some of the SBs turn out to be jokes or pointless ones, they're removed.
the problem with this is that there is no way of knowing if the SB'd post is the actual post is the straw that broke the camel's back. so this is not going to happen.
― electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:45 (sixteen years ago)
thx for the tips tuomdog!
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:46 (sixteen years ago)
afaik the only SBs that have been deleted are those that were done by obvious sockpuppets or users with little or no posts
― electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:47 (sixteen years ago)
not because someone thinks belle & sebastian are better than the smiths
in all seriousness, tuomas, it makes no sense to argue that you prefer full mod discretion in a non SB system, but think that in the current system mod discretion is terrible and unfair
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:48 (sixteen years ago)
If people go on clicking SB on random, non-banworthy posts, then it's their own damn fault, I don't think mods should assume the post they SBed was merely a straw that broke the camel's back.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:49 (sixteen years ago)
When can we fucken SB Tuomas already so we don't have to hear him jäbber on about SBs for the ten billionth time
― ENBBT Otter's Pug Band Christmas (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:51 (sixteen years ago)
or wait you are arguing for a long set of guidelines that determine what appropriate community behavior is or isn't, which is basically impossible, and that mods are charged with the interpretation of how those rules apply in an infinite number of possible situations
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:52 (sixteen years ago)
finland must not have an equivalent of the perfect guiding example of the impartial american supreme court to fall back on in situations like this
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:53 (sixteen years ago)
Read what I posted upthread: I'm not saying mod discretion is unfair, I trust the mods. What I'm saying is, the justification for the SB system was that it's more democratic/fair and makes things easier for the mods, but if everything's is still decided by mod discretion, it's not really any more democratic/fair, and I'm not sure if the mods' workload has lessened either (maybe it has?). So I think the new system is no improvement over the old one, it's just made things worse, because bans have become more random and now everyone lives under the shadow of a Suggest Ban.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:55 (sixteen years ago)
well then argue against suggest ban* instead of making a bunch of posts about how to make suggest ban work just to prove that in your view it doesn't
*actually please for the sake of my sanity dont
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:57 (sixteen years ago)
everyone lives under the shadow of a Suggest Ban.
lmao
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 06:58 (sixteen years ago)
By now it's become pretty clear to me SB thing will not be removed, so I've grudginly accepted that. Now I'm merely arguing how it could be made more fair, if fairness is the point of it.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:00 (sixteen years ago)
you laugh hoos but it is exactly the same as living under the threat of nuclear annihilation
― ROCK BAND: BORBETOMAGUS (haitch), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:00 (sixteen years ago)
now the title of 'threads' is even more scary
― electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:02 (sixteen years ago)
everyone skates on finn ice.
― estela, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:02 (sixteen years ago)
Walking on Finn ice,I'm paying the priceFor throwing the dice in the air.Why must we learn it the hard wayAnd play the game of life with your heart?
I gave you my knife,You SB'd my lifeLike a gush of wind in my hair.Why do we forget whats been saidAnd play the game of life with our hearts?
I may cry some day,But the tears will dry whichever way.And when our hearts return to ashes,Itll be just a story,Itll be just a story.
Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai-ai...
Ooh-ahooh...
I knew a girl who tried to walk across the lake,course it was winter when all this was ice.Thats a hell of a thing to do, you know.They say the lake is as big as the ocean.I wonder if she knew about temp ban guidelines?
― ROCK BAND: BORBETOMAGUS (haitch), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:08 (sixteen years ago)
IMP board description.
― Bacon is the new Pirates (onimo), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:26 (sixteen years ago)
so would I be interpreting it correctly, if I said:
The current policy regarding a 2nd 51 suggest bannage, is that the poster would be banned for approximately 30 days and may be allowed to return at mod discretion, with a significant factor to include whether the poster had engaged in and would likely continue to engage in dickish behavior.
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:26 (sixteen years ago)
u got it
― electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:29 (sixteen years ago)
thank you. Hopefully the expiration period of individual suggest bans could be clarified as well.
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:30 (sixteen years ago)
please don't interpret this thread as faq, though.
if it's faq, it'll go in faq.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:31 (sixteen years ago)
speaking of which, i went looking for the faq yesterday and couldn't find it
― electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:32 (sixteen years ago)
hah.
i found it once. i forget where.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:33 (sixteen years ago)
xp tza: i just wanted to know what the current policy/mod practice is. i'm not demanding it be codified somewhere official, though at some point it would be useful.
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:38 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, at least it would nice to know the expiration time of SBs.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:39 (sixteen years ago)
the problem, sarah, is that once something is said, people will come back to it time and again when they disagree with a decision, regardless of whether you or i understand that it is not necessarily official/engraved in stone.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:43 (sixteen years ago)
tuomas, expiration is not something i know off-hand. will have to wait til someone who coded that is online again. sorry.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:45 (sixteen years ago)
not trying to dupe anyone.
I totally understand. I think a number of people (me included) were under the impression that if someone got 51-ed a second time they were gone for good, end of story, but now it seems like that is something that is up to mod discretion.
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:46 (sixteen years ago)
I was under that impression too, I think it was explicitly stated by some mod earlier that if someone gets 51ed twice, they're gone for good.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:54 (sixteen years ago)
anyway, it is reasurring to learn that there is some leeway in this.
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 07:57 (sixteen years ago)
tuomas, in finland do you get another vote on an issue every time you repeat your opinion on it?
i'm pretty sure that the mods know exactly what your issues with sb are- they just disagree with you.
i'm not gonna be one of the people that hits 'sb' on you just because you keep stubbornly reposting the same points as if the mods/coders were idiots that don't get it. i just genuinely don't want to see you banned again for exactly the same reason as last time.
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 09:33 (sixteen years ago)
You're just keeping him around for the display names.
― Bacon is the new Pirates (onimo), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 12:14 (sixteen years ago)
similarly to dm: Tuomas, I like you and wish you to keep posting, and asked for you to be allowed back after a period of reflection when you got SBed the first time, but so help me if you keep restating and restating endless "but what if?" tiny fractional quibbles with the SB system, I will SB YOU WITH THE FINN-HATING FRENZY OF NRQ HIMSELF
― calvin klein pee coat (sic), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 12:16 (sixteen years ago)
Again since the only people who have been SB'd are some of the more annoying jerks on this board, I fail to see what the issue is. Not surprised that Tuomas is still banging the drum though. I'll probably SB him for that (again.)
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 12:18 (sixteen years ago)
That's a weird attitude when you consider the nature of a message board, especially one constructed like ilx.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 12:26 (sixteen years ago)
That I don't care? Or that I'm probably going to SB Tuomas?
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 12:27 (sixteen years ago)
ilx has never been democratic or fair, and it shouldn't be
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 12:31 (sixteen years ago)
It's not even really that, it's the insistence that it should be "just what Iwant" for a given value of 'I'.
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 12:35 (sixteen years ago)
tryin not to sound dickish about tuomas, just to re-iterate i don't want the guy banned for something so avoidable. i guess i'm trying to post the ILX equivalent of a drunken 'leave it, mate, it's not worth it'
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 12:38 (sixteen years ago)
l-r Tuomas, Darraghmachttp://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/loldogs-cute-puppy-pictures-holdmeback.jpg
― Bacon is the new Pirates (onimo), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:22 (sixteen years ago)
i wish i had that cat's toned physique tbh
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:35 (sixteen years ago)
Are we really doing this again? There is only one ILX "policy" it is "don't be a dick", everything else is a consequence of dealing with people who fail to understand this.
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:50 (sixteen years ago)
TBF it's more like "only be a dick up to the 'this-dickish-and-no-further' boundary".
― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:54 (sixteen years ago)
which boundary?
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)
It's got a big 51 stamped on it.
― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)
the stamp isn't embossed enough for my liking, i would really appreciate a mod giving me a ring to listen to my views on the matter.
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)
Although the FAQ would also need some caveats about some modes of dickishness being more acceptable than others.
― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)
^ serious point, i think ^
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)
dear god
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:58 (sixteen years ago)
xxxpost
By George, I think you're onto something. MODS-4-U Hotline. We could use a premium rate phone line and raise the hosting costs while we're on.
― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)
pizza threads vs. SB threads
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)
Pizza because it is awesome.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)
Are we really doing this again?
I'm fairly resigned to the fact we're going to do a slightly different variant of this every time someone gets SB'ed.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)
"If you want to complain about SBs, press 1. If you don't understand the concept of tipping, press 2. If you think England is horrific, press 3. If you think Britney Spears sister look intersting, press 4. To speak to a drunk Mod, please hold."
― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)
"If you want to change your password, press 5. If you have no self control and want to be banned from posting, press 6. If you want to tell girls they r v. pretty btw, press 7"
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)
For hen fap press 8
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:03 (sixteen years ago)
to leave a message for one of The Fallen--Chakipants, JW, Gabbneb, or Cankles, or Dom--press 9
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)
"If you want to change the title of your 27th Beatles poll of the day, even tho you can't, because it's a poll, press STFU"
― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)
To repeat this entire thread, press 5-1
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)
dan the above comment is just yet more proof that you're an awful mod and a terrible person etc etc
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)
it's obvious I should be stoned
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)
Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.
― Garnet Memes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)
HI DERE is beautiful, no matter what they saysuggest bans can't bring him down
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)
(because he's a mod, and suggest bans don't affect mods)
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)
they affect me deep in my heart
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)
do they actually not affect mods, or is it just made irrelevant by mods' abilities to unban themselves?
― thomp, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:27 (sixteen years ago)
hats off to n/a--explicating my posts. kudos, sir!
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)
I just realized that this is because of cankles getting SB'd, isn't it?
― Alex in SF, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)
mods can not be sbed. this should be relatively self-explanatory if you think about it tho. xxposts
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)
does it still keep track of their sb total?
alex: yes. it's brought up in the 'missing u' thread
― thomp, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)
Yes, the system keeps track of mod sb totals.
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:38 (sixteen years ago)
in that case i am sbing all of you just to register my protest
― thomp, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:39 (sixteen years ago)
kick ass
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:40 (sixteen years ago)
was going to put an exclamation point at the end of that but i couldnt muster up the enthusiasm
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:41 (sixteen years ago)
It's an imperative.
― bamcquern, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)
i want mods to post as mods more often. we need these threads.
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:43 (sixteen years ago)
oh see i didnt mean it as an imperative, i meant it as a cry of enthusiasm, maybe with a bit of horn-throwing in there for good measure
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:45 (sixteen years ago)
^sassy dude who knows he can't get SB'd^
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:50 (sixteen years ago)
what is it you need about them? (serious question) They're just the same tired old thing over and over.
― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)
these threads are the ILX equivalent of squeezing blackheads.
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:54 (sixteen years ago)
it wasn't a serious comment, btw
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:57 (sixteen years ago)
x-post - But squeezing blackheads is awesome and satisfying!
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:08 (sixteen years ago)
plz do it in private (aka chatz) -- nobody needs a mod to stand around and admire blackhead squeezing technique
― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)
xp yes, yes it is. but it also leaves you feeling a little dirty, and someone has to clean the mirror afterwards. and i think that someone is mods.
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)
this thread sort of disproves that statement...?
― sturdy, ultra-light, under-the-pants moneybelt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)
hmmm
― Hugh Manatee (WmC), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:13 (sixteen years ago)
new official mod policy: "use clearasil, for fuck's sake. look at the state of that glass. honestly."
― What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:25 (sixteen years ago)
― tehresa, Wednesday, September 23, 2009 12:43 AM (9 hours ago)
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)
tbh that's not a reason for not writing something out.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 17:07 (sixteen years ago)
i was just reposting it because of the direction this thread took since the last time i posted.
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 17:09 (sixteen years ago)
I'm on holiday right now so can't actually check the code, but do remember Keith talking about putting it in, and half-remember he was talking about six months. Mods do look at all the SBs that have led to a banning though, so any weird anomalies are going to get picked up, automatic expiry or no.
Whether or not it's in, I don't think this suits itself to a hard and fast figure. eg: If someone only posts once a month but gets SBd every time they do, then surely those SBs should last longer than those for a daily poster who racked up 48 six months ago and then hasn't got a single one since. These sort of unknowns are also part of the problem giving a clear answer to:
Getting 51 SBs gets you banned permanently and automatically. Everything and anything else beyond that is subject to mod review.
In general, people get back in after a month, but if they keep getting SB'd, that's going to stop happening for them. So far we're dealing with this case-by-case. It's pretty hard to write a hard-and-fast policy beyond this, because this system is pretty new, and has resulted in bans for so few posters that I think virtually anything we write is going to pretty quickly hit a case that doesn't fit.
We're still feeling our way, and I realise that can be frustratingly ambiguous, but I genuinely think setting hard-and-fast limits when it's still so new would be likely to force us into doing things that are more unfair than keeping our options on this open.
(btw: My net access is patchy as I'm travelling, so I might not be able to answer any Qs for a couple of days)
― stet, Thursday, 24 September 2009 05:03 (sixteen years ago)
Tuomas, I like you and wish you to keep posting, and asked for you to be allowed back after a period of reflection when you got SBed the first time, but so help me if you keep restating and restating endless "but what if?" tiny fractional quibbles with the SB system, I will SB YOU WITH THE FINN-HATING FRENZY OF NRQ HIMSELF
ahhh
― calvin klein pee coat (sic), Friday, 25 September 2009 11:26 (sixteen years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GP9R1750L._SL500_AA240_.jpg
fuk u
― history mayne, Friday, 25 September 2009 11:28 (sixteen years ago)
Geir: banned? What did I miss?
This is only going to end with the most active posters being banned eventually, isn't it? (posting a lot -> more risk of offending people -> destruction of 1. enjoyment 2. community)
― StanM, Sunday, 1 November 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)
― Drag Me to Hull (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 November 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)
nowadays 51s almost always seem to = 30 day vacations...I think ilm can survive 30 days without geir
― iatee, Sunday, 1 November 2009 21:47 (sixteen years ago)
For as long as it keeps feeling wrong when someone gets banned because of some arbitrary rule someone pulled out of a hat, yes, indeed. (xpost)
― StanM, Sunday, 1 November 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)
it kind of adds variety to the community. we get to see what ILX would be like without [x poster] temporarily. I'm sure most ILXors will rack up 51 eventually.
― umadeus grozart (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 1 November 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
I'm pretty sure geir got 51 from this: I think the 2010's will be dominated musically by...
not from some arbitrary rule someone pulled out of a hat
― iatee, Sunday, 1 November 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
Dammit, what we should've done for Halloween was held an ILX Seance thread where we got in touch with the spirits of the departed.
― Drag Me to Hull (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 November 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
ugh geir typed the word "boner"
― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 1 November 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)
ffs surely you should be close to 51 now geir
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 October 2009 01:13 (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
KBP needs to make more use of his terrifying psychic powers imo
― Drag Me to Hull (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 November 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)
My kingdom for an edit button:
"... arbitrary rule someone pulled out of a TRUCKER hat ..."
― StanM, Sunday, 1 November 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)
I'm sure most ILXors will rack up 51 eventually.
Not if old SBs are discarded (they are, aren't they?). Only those with the vigour to rack them up faster than they lose them are going to reach Banhalla.
― Obscured by clowns (NickB), Sunday, 1 November 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)
still think you should only get to suggest 51 bans at a time. when your first one 'times out' then you get another, etc.
― Yo, Lout! (darraghmac), Sunday, 1 November 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
BOOMING THREAD
― history mayne, Monday, 30 November 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)
2. If someone is banned as a result of receiving 51+ suggest bans, then returns, and accumulates another 51+, are they banned temporarily or permanently, and if temporarily, for how long?― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, September 22, 2009 8:36 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
― my other display name is a controversial mod edit (sarahel), Tuesday, September 22, 2009 8:36 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
can't remember who this covers
― rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Sunday, 21 November 2010 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
oh hey
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Sunday, 21 November 2010 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
the original post was about LJ, but it covers/covered at this point in time: gabbneb, cankles, and kate
― sarahel, Monday, 22 November 2010 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
oh and Whiney too, i guess
― sarahel, Monday, 22 November 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
like comin across a nice bottle you forgot about on the top shelf, this one
― your favourite misread ILX threads (darraghmac), Friday, 25 July 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
add taking the first sip and realizing your teenager has been pissing in it to keep the level from going down and i agree with you
― Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Friday, 25 July 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)
all ahead of u man
― your favourite misread ILX threads (darraghmac), Friday, 25 July 2014 22:30 (eleven years ago)