the useless moderator how's life creating problems

this imbecile consistently copies and pastes posts without editing the ip address, thankfully he has just removed mine as requested but i've seen this a couple of times elsewhere

done

life is good

i'm sorry, nakh. i'm sorry everyone.

If you were really sorry you wouldn't keep doing it.

;)

http://i.imgur.com/I5sTDmD.jpg

what did I do this time?

Posted Waterface's IP.

fuck. got it.

how's life, is this your work?

Saturday, 11 October 2014 22:58 I Love Music User mattresslessness has been Yellow Carded

Thank you for your contributions to I Love Music.

what did I do this time?

― how's life, Thursday, May 1, 2014 6:38 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Posted Waterface's IP.

― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Thursday, May 1, 2014 6:39 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao that this happened, this mitigates any putative uselessness on hl's part imo

he's also fine in general imo but that's imo

running dogs get fleas

idk maybe this was another moderator, in which case apologies to how's life, the sarcastic rejoinder had a how's life sort of feel to it

It was a glorious time to be alive.

― mod, Monday, September 1, 2014 11:03 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dude's all good by me.

I just wanted to commend your excellent posting, much as I have honored the other great musical tutors in my life, like my music theory instructor and guitar teacher. If the travel mug doesn't suit you, I can take it back and see if they have a Schubert bobblehead or something, idk.

lol sorry to hijack this unfortunate thread but that's bullshit

There'll be new threads, darragh.

thank you, finally that fucking thread is done

The Man finally coming down on you all?

^ sly of you, pp, very sly

I wonder if Grimes likes the eco-feminists in Futurama. I wonder if Grimes is a really uptight person who cant' take jokes and stuff.

can you please remove this post from the grimes thread.

and also threadban raccoon tanuki from that thread.

thank you for your consideration.

yeah and please threadban T'ship from 'if an ilx beef gets out of hand on the beef thread come here to look at trees'. he keeps saying shit like 'nice tree...not a ship, tho'

(but I FP'd RT in support of T'ship)

i''m not afraid of any of you

*screams at basement furnace*

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DT5iATVZ5dw/TZ6O3wUwIXI/AAAAAAAACZ4/GaSbm7n-MEk/s640/king+of+comedy+1.jpg

What does that picture of a pathetic attention starved loser have to do with oh wait

i was posting it because i live in my mom's basement, not because i'm an attentin starved loser! i didn't even make that connection!

my post was referencing this
http://s3-ak.buzzfeed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/15/15/enhanced-buzz-23705-1292444833-6.jpg
"I'm not afraid anymore!"

I would not mock someone for living in a basement no matter who owned the basement

sub-basement tho?

oh god get your shit together if you are living in the basement of a turkey sub

sufjan he didn't yell that at the furnace he yelled it into the street

later he calmly tells the furnace to shut up

roll call for guys living in their mom's basement

i live in the atrium of a BLT

xp wins you are correct. I am having a very tough time making even coherent garbage posts to ilx lately ;_;

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1484956/mac%20n%20sug.png

irl lol

i live in my mom's basement but she turned her house into a subway

irl non-lol

irl middle finger

ilr surely

wait so waterface == raccoon tanuki?

*farts*

― i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Thursday, October 16, 2014 5:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― Raccoon Tanuki, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 12:28 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tanuque

shit i made those two posts up, sorry, i don't know if that's a FP-worthy offense b/c i could see when it could get people into trouble

*farts*

i'm not at mad at you marcos

everybody farts

sometimes

also i am not a raccoon

mad at marcos
raccoon
funny

cool thanks for clearing up

poor wartyfarts

so is he mr. que or not?

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q315/luis_queiroz/mister_k_new-1.jpg

I'm convinced

yeah you're really hilarious. you should change your name to loses

lol I'm not beefing with you que you just aren't funny

i think he's getting there. the wins/loses connection required a lot of creativity

the turth is a lot weirder than you think

is this like some kind of viral webseries where the big reveal is the tie in for a software startup or a movie directed by christopher nolan?

or maybe waterface started out that way but then the entertainment product he was supposed to promote was abandoned, causing him to "go rogue," hence the recent spelling errors

i cracked the case

maybe waterface was that rogue banaka agent who was expelled from the collective imo explains a lot

Binaca Breath Spray Peppermint. INGREDIENTS: SD Alcohol 38f, Isobutane, Glycerin, Flavor, Water, Sodium Saccharin . DIRECTIONS: Spray 2 or 3 times into your mouth*** to freshen your breath instantly.

***your mouth is located on your face

i love dirk gentlyesque hermeneutic anarchist sufjan grafton

also 'Glycerin' is the name of a song by Bush. Gavin Rossdale is married to Gwen Stefani. Both of these people have faces and are filled with blood that is more than 80% water.

changing his login to "bloodface" would be an interesting rebranding effort.

Just a reminder: playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is not welcome on ilx. Particularly trying to out people who don't want to be outed and who have previously stated that they are not the former user you believe they are. Thanks for understanding.

whatever luna

stfu, nude spock.

doxx'd a spock

is that confirmation that water face isn't former mr que

what about when we know the old usernames but poster wants to pretend its not them etc

funny policy imo

the useless moderator how's life creating problems

is velko back under a new name?

Just a reminder: playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is not welcome on ilx.

― how's life, Thursday, October 16, 2014 6:48 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh what this htread is terrible

Just a reminder: playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is not welcome on ilx. Particularly trying to out people who don't want to be outed and who have previously stated that they are not the former user you believe they are. Thanks for understanding.

― how's life, Thursday, 16 October 2014 23:48 (Yesterday)

this principle might be worth shit if it didnt apply to cases where hypothetically new posters continued spiteful and unreciprocated vendettas from their prior incarnations

playing amateur internet detective based on users' possible former usernames is a storied ilx activity w many good threads devoted to it

including the one where the case for waterface=que was put forward!

if u want to outrun yr past u have to come up w a new posting style is whats what

que's que

why is how's life even a moderator?

http://i.imgur.com/TzsAWsc.jpg

lagoon, you can have all the fun you want on the BRAH thread at the moment with posters who have not actively protested against you trying to out them. Next time imago changes his username and you're all like "hmmm, wonder if that guy who's posting on the cardiacs thread is imago?" Go for it. But waterface has asked that you not fuck with his background, whatever it may be. Please respect that.

pass/ag dogshit

waterface doesn't respect markers' requests to leave him alone

markers has not brought that to mod attention recently.

lol

I don't even get why waterface is still a poster tbh

what does anybody get out of that arrangement

that would presumably be because waterface has shut the fuck up and stopped baiting him

tbf i can't ever escape instant identification and i do wonder how others think they possibly can

you lack judgment and you lack intelligence as displayed in that 77 thread where u went white knighting while failing to understand it

if I changed my username tomorrow you'd take weeks to find me xp

you'd be all "who is this 'loses'?"

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thbICk05yPk

how's life, can i be a "guest mod" one day? my birthday maybe?

if how's life would just go back to not engaging with my posts in any way, including sub-forks comedy mod shit, i would happily go back to ignoring him as i did when he was just another valued sitcom and toilet humour poster in the lineage of Old Lunch and Phil D

It's really boring. I hope to fuck I don't have to do any modding on my birthday.

i promise to "shake things up"

Just think, while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world, we could've been getting down to this sick Treesh.

i mean, that's what people say

I also think how's life is a spectacularly bad mod, fuck you and your tone-police bullshit dude. anybody who offends Branwell AND nakh is really doing something wrong. stop locking threads and finger-waving at posters and stick to poorly executed aisle 6 code cleanups, just try not to post any more IPs.

also, perma-ban waterface, never understood why stet gave him a pass

oh my gosh

hi lagume

Hey, nakhchivan, how much longer do I have to continue not engaging with your posts in any way before you start ignoring me? Cuz right now would be cool, if you're down.

i'm engaged to darragh's AVG post i put a ring on it

lo siento, sleeve.

it begins

what the fuck @ these mod statements

just want to post here before the toxicity levels go too high

It’d probably be better for all of us if we just stopped posting and started listening to a little System of a Down right about now.

the toxicity
of ilx-yyyyyyy

omg someone might not be respecting the wishes of waterface.

System of a Down's lyrics are often oblique[27] or dadaist,[27][28] and have discussed topics such as drug abuse,[27] politics[27][29] and sexual intercourse.[27][29]

WHY'D YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE

“Blast off, it’s party time, and we all live in a fascist nation.”

going to drink another glass of bourbon in honor of the earnest girl who tried to get me to listen to system of a down in 9th grade.

You should’ve listened to her (and them).

oh no treesh is quaffing a condescending fifth

CLUSTERFUUUUUCK

“software version 7.0”

i wasn't being condescending. i feel nostalgic hearing the name of that band.

HERE YOU GO CREATE ANOTHER FABLE

what song should i listen to first?

alas, she won't come back

i am listening to chop suey and i think the lyric i just heard was "in my self-righteous suicide / i cry when angels deserve to die"

The singles from Toxicity.

Wait, is this your first time hearing that song?

It was on MTV and stuff back in the day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iepu3EtyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywaBOMvYLI

i never watched mtv then for some reason. i had heard chop suey because that's the song i downloaded from kazaa when the girl recommended i listen to system of a down. i like it more this time then i did at the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzd9KyIDrM

my ex got me into SOAD kinda. she ain't coming back but they're p good

You kids.

http://i.imgur.com/htG3jYd.jpg

sleeve were those two picks yr idea of a pun cos

Good thread. The waterface=mr que thread is the most energized I've felt on ilx in years, lol.

I also think how's life is a spectacularly bad mod, fuck you and your tone-police bullshit dude. anybody who offends Branwell AND nakh is really doing something wrong. stop locking threads and finger-waving at posters and stick to poorly executed aisle 6 code cleanups, just try not to post any more IPs.

― sleeve, Friday, 17 October 2014 00:25

Hi. There are indeed moderators that I think are reprehensible toadwarts. How's Life isn't actually one of them. In my experience, he's been generally polite, fairly reasonable considering the circumstances, and as prompt as international time zones and day jobs allow. And, unlike some other mods, his oversights seem to be genuine mistakes quickly remedied, and he hasn't engaged in or perpetuated lengthy beefs under the guise of ~mod business~.

In future, please try not to speak on my behalf, I'd appreciate that. Thanks.

I'm yellowcarding you for calling me chickenshit

yet more outstanding work

Did he really?

If that’s real, wow.

the sun ain't chickenshit, it's yellow.

I don’t think that’s how the song goes.

the sun ain't chicken, it's yellowcarded.

having been through more or less this exact meat grinder, i'm sending love to one "how's life"
stay steady modding

what's that noise? sounds like wagons circling

believe it's the mob starting to howl tbh

spoken like a democrat

bleev I normally get "earl of Limerick" thrown at me just around now

it's only a msg board and I'm at work another hour, I'll do panto character for the craic alone

tragically i'm going out now

having been through more or less this exact meat grinder, i'm sending love to one "how's life"
stay steady modding

― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, July 22, 2015 12:28 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

guilt by association

I love this thread title.

this thread title is kinda mean-spirited tbh, way meaner than calling someone "chickenshit" which is just funny in its absurdity and impotence

its good

It's an honor to be shrieked at by nakh.

I'm yellowcarding you for calling me chickenshit

yet more outstanding work

― ogmor, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 12:22 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a dumb ass move bud

Why isn’t that recorded on the first page of the admin log? I searched for it and couldn’t find it.

Also, if that’s real, why is that person still a mod?

whos to say whats real a not

I found the post:

D-40, I've let you back into the gawker thread since apparently you have some important opinions on the matter, but I'm yellowcarding you for calling me chickenshit

― how's life, Tuesday, July 21, 2015 6:42 PM

this thread title is kinda mean-spirited tbh, way meaner than calling someone "chickenshit" which is just funny in its absurdity and impotence

It is funny how deej manages to come across as such a little pisspants even when he has a legitimate grievance as he definitely does here and arguably did in the thread title that this latest is a sequel to (wrt shit comedy modding)

ofc this thread is meaner, a throwback to a more tolerant age

calling someone a chickenshit is actually extremely tight imho

I like the fact there's a mod who goes by "how's life"

D40 Banned Permanently how's life?

I think I made a very similar post first time HL started posting.

I have never understood the level of antipathy some people here feel towards the mods. It often feels a little "oh, there goes mom again, tryin' to keep us from burning down the house and killing one another, way to go Hitler" to me.

He didn't have a legitimate grievance. I legitimately threadbanned* him from a thread where he was screwing around with someone's government name who has repeatedly asked not to have people play fast and loose with their government name. tbh, I shouldn't have backed down about it, but I was trying to be nice and let him down easy with a yellowcard*. Public thanks to stet though for sticking up for me. I have no idea how this spawned so many threads and revivals full of quivering meltdown, but seemingly that's what happens any time a mod does anything other than fix a broken youtube link.

*not really something to clutch your pearls about.
**another thing that shouldn't send anyone into a freakout.

You giving someone a fucking yellowcard because they insulted you is pathetic. We take it, you should be able to take it too. Fuck off.

I legitimately threadbanned* him from a thread where he was screwing around with someone's government name

I didn't use j0hn's name intentionally to get him caught up or whatever, I was typing on my phone in the moment and didn't think it through

why would it get you worked up like that?

Wait, now you're fixing broken YouTube links? How fucking dare you, sir. How fucking dare you.

I’m not a fan of you because of shit you did to me last year during my fight with someone on here.

Someone got a ban because they insulted a mod. That’s stupid.

I have never understood the level of antipathy some people here feel towards the mods. It often feels a little "oh, there goes mom again, tryin' to keep us from burning down the house and killing one another, way to go Hitler" to me.

― Something Called Fudge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, July 22, 2015 1:06 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

messing w the mods is just good and righteous because they tend to be for whatever reason the ppl around here with the least self awareness, and their defenders are of course the predictable milquetoasts

hurrah

who you callin a milquetoast them's fightin words

lol r u a mod defender exception to the rule i guess

markers afaik a yellowcard doesn't actually do anything

um not true it creates a "yellow card" at the top of the screen

he just seems really angry about something that is just cosmetic

Who gives a shit(tm) whether it does anything or not? That’s not the point!

Nor is your entitlement!

can someone give markers a shit, maybe that'll calm him down

Entitlement? What the hell are you on about? I don’t even dislike you, stet, but I don’t get your angle here.

the yellow card feature is pretty trollish...'we're gonna make the site look worse for you for a week'

it punishes people who value good ui most

lol

does it show up on Zing?

No

I was yellow carded & basically never saw it

we need a different yellow card zing for yellow carded users, it can load pages slower and crash more often

the xpost bug is already a omnipresent yellowcard

u mean it'll be regular zing

comedy yellow cards when properly employed are crucial to the site it must be said

"lag∞n
Posted: July 22, 2015 at 12:13:34 PM

messing w the mods is just good and righteous because they tend to be for whatever reason the ppl around here with the least self awareness, and their defenders are of course the predictable milquetoasts"

Oh the sweet sweet lols I have at u

he just seems really angry about something that is just cosmetic

btw, what happened to that star you used to have attached to your name?

Oh the sweet sweet lols I have at u

― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, July 22, 2015 1:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

quality post

markers really putting on a fantastic display of how regular posters just suck it up when criticized

i lost my star bc i was not a good enough poster :( :( :(

I’m not trying to suck it up!

i lost my star bc i was not a good enough poster :( :( :(

of all the drama on ILX this week, this is the only thing that has truly outraged me

Mordy, like spotify has lost their star.

love hardmarkers

uncapped markers

i just revived the ancient email account that my ilxmail happens to go to and there was a kindly worded message from moderator how's life i hadn't seen until now. ★★★★★ thank you!

i'm special
special
so special
special
i gotta have some of your attention
give it to me

i read it as a sort of apology. let's not pile on.

Hi sleepingbag! Glad you got the message finally. I can't remember what I wrote that far back, but I'm glad to hear that it was kindly taken. This has happened a few times, where we have old school ilxors who signed up a decade or so ago but when I try to ilxmail them in 2018 they never receive it because they don't check that email address anymore.

You've definitely garnered a handful of FPs since your return, but aren't close to the tipping point. Yet. Try to stick around for a while!

useless

creating problems

You can't hoe a row without hitting a few rocks.

TBH I can't argue with 'useless' as a solid answer to the question 'how's life?'

I would pay $10 to change my ilx email.

i would pay $11 to keep jeff's ilx email the same

bidding war, famine, pestilence, death, umami

From what I understand, its more trouble than its worth to try to do that. According to one post I read, you risk losing your login just through technical snafus. Much easier to just re-register under a new name.

Thanking this thread for reminding me to check the email address I've only used as an ILX login and to set up that Ornaldo Bloomps Facebook fan page.