Can someone tell Batman why not?!?

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can someone tell Batman why not?!?


Why he can't luv Batgurl? Why can't he luv Batgurl? What's wrong with luving Batgurl?

Thanks! kisst plus kisses for Batgurl

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electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 25 May 2006 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

Jon should save that sort of stuff for ILC, really.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 25 May 2006 12:31 (eighteen years ago)

Alternate answer: mutes are ungirlfriendable.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 25 May 2006 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

And THAT Batgirl was underage.

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 25 May 2006 12:33 (eighteen years ago)

Nothin' but a number and a law!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 25 May 2006 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

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electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 25 May 2006 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dailyraider.com/comics/batman11/gay.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 25 May 2006 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

Gay Nineties Motion Picture? What Philedelphia?

Pete (Pete), Thursday, 25 May 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

chap who would dare to be a nerd, not a geek (chap), Thursday, 25 May 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

Titanic

Beavis & Huk-Head (Huk-L), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Batgurl's Reasons Why Not.

c(''c) (Leee), Thursday, 25 May 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

'cause she's a lesbian!

pleased to mitya (mitya), Thursday, 1 June 2006 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

don't confuse batgirl and batwoman!!!!

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 1 June 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

this seems as likely a place as any other to post my fave line about Assbats, from CBR: Perhaps this is a book that most people won't look kindly upon because it needs to be viewed in a context they're not aware of yet.

Dr. Superman, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

:)

Jordan, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

It would be great if someone photoshopped Batman and Batgirl into the "So not gonna happen" picture.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

I can't tell if Batman is crying or if it's just the greasepaint under his mask: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/06/18/batman-fan-film-city-of-scars/

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 20 June 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

I saw that a couple of days ago. Pretty good for fan-fiction, it has to be made by industry ringers, as it is pretty slick. The take on Wesker & Scarface was pretty cool.

It's better than the 20 minutes of Smallville I watched a long time back.

earlnash, Sunday, 20 June 2010 13:03 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Whoo-AH, Mister Wayne! This is just straight up BAD.
http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/2010/07/07/get-a-first-look-at-batman-odyssey/
Like joyless bad, not like Frank Miller Combination Pizza Hut & Batman Bell crazy bad but also self-consciously hilarious.

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:01 (fourteen years ago)

Adams has always been a TERRIBLE writer, and his artwork has totally gone downhill in the last twenty years or so too (my suspicion is that there are lots of assistants doing most of the actual drawing/finishing). RIP Dick Giordano.

The 60s/70s Adams-Batmans really were something to look at tho', back in the day

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:07 (fourteen years ago)

"He's targetting our - EYYOW! guns."

Pheeel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 09:08 (fourteen years ago)

why does Batman have a gun...?

has arlen specter never heard clarence thomas's laugh? (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 8 July 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

So that he can learn a very important lesson about the Second Amendment.
NB: there's a Kevin Nowlan-inked pinup at the back of this that does justice to Yr memories of Adams.

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 8 July 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

skimmed thru this in the comic bk shop yesterday, even more of a trainwreck than i feared, weirdly a cpl of pages are inked by michael golden. can't believe there's meant to be twelve issues of this shit - has adams ever drawn twelve issues of anything, all in a row?

Ward Fowler, Friday, 9 July 2010 06:31 (fourteen years ago)

With a decent artist or two, this could be promising. Am I ready to read two ongoing comic books again? http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/2010/07/14/meet-your-new-detective-comics-writer-scott-snyder/

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

why did i read that? now i want to start buying comics again.

not everything is a campfire (ian), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

I don't quite get the venom being cut loose on the Adams' Batman. The thing is pretty much a straight up bronze age style comic, which should make sense considering who is making the thing. Clean up a bit of the language from Robin and you could drop this thing straight into a 100 Page Detective Batman Family Giant from 78. Maybe I have a heart or a soft head for such comics, I didn't think it was that bad. I just think fans now over think stuff to an extent.

Maybe they should have put on the yellow circle around the bat to make it obvious, I don't know.

As for the artwork, the guy really hasn't lost much at all, some of the pages are almost 3D. The inking style is more Klaus Janson than say Dick Giordano on a lot of the book, which is some of the difference.

earlnash, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.newsarama.com/images/bmody_cv4_02.jpg

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Monday, 19 July 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

wtf is happening there

like, is Batman tripping and someone locked him in a hairdresser's basement or something

HI DERE, Monday, 19 July 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago)

lol at the dialogue in that excerpt

i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 July 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago)

TRIPPING BALLS.

Matt M., Monday, 19 July 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

tripping hairs

oh sh!t a ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ (sic), Monday, 19 July 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

bump

i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 July 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

This Neal Adams Batman is so crazy it makes the All Star Frank Miller Batman look like Papa Spank!

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

wait, wait, wait, Neal! You drew the bullet coming out her back! You can't take that back! But you did, so OKAY.

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

"What's worse than finding a worm in an apple. Answer... Finding half a worm." NOT THE RIDDLER WHO SAID THAT EITHER.

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

and that's before Man-Bat calls Batman a eunuch!

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

and then Aquaman shows up fresh from the 1988 Calgary Winter Olympics!

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

scans, please?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

NOTE: This is not the actual Riddler, but salsa singer, former Panamanian Minister of Tourism Ruben Blades, really.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/tastethatreuben.jpg

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

lulz at gordon

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/halfaworm.jpg

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

whoa

Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/kirk.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/calgary1988.jpg

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

I like the idea that Batman names each fist a different sandwich, "Taste that reuben!" POW "Have a bite of this Monte Cristo!" BIF!

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 7 October 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

I hope this comic sells so strongly that its tone gets adopted by all Batman comics so that Neal Adams can hold the distinction of being the guy who took the camp out of Batman and then 40 years later put it back.

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 7 October 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

thanks you for posting those.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 7 October 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

wow, i may buy that

Such an octopus of a thing. And I have only an inkling! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 October 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm making my first comic store trip for two months today. Will definitely have to get this.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 8 October 2010 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

Oh my god, this comic.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 9 October 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

should I buy this just for the mindspasm?

my opinionation (Hamildan), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

wait, when did Aquaman get his hand back

also when did he start killing people

I lettered in Sam and Carl (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago)

doesn't he get a new hand every three years or so?

also I don't know but I would assume he was killing dudes when he had a HARPOON for a hand

bitchmaid (sic), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

like, presumably he wasn't killing fish with it

bitchmaid (sic), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

but

bitchmaid (sic), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

ut ut ut ut take it to "Can someone tell Aquaman why not?!?""

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

as someone who doesn't know much about comics i have to ask, did aquaman always have a mullet?

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

not until the 90s

(maybe 80s? that Craig Hamilton mini with the blue costume?)

bitchmaid (sic), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

I've only ever seen this ad, dunno if that's mullet or bubbles

http://namtab.com/aquablog/aquaman1986ad.gif

bitchmaid (sic), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

In my memory that's a mix between a classic mullet and a Lief Garrett 70s winged monstrosity. By the way, that's his uniform in the mini - he looks like a figure skater covered in kelp.

Despite all that, I remember liking the story. I was young and dumb, I'm sure.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.poeghostal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/aquaman.jpg

bitchmaid (sic), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

Didn't Aquaman have a semi-long hair in the 90s, not a mullet? It was Supes who had the horrible mullet.

I thought Aquaman was now back to his "classic" (pre-90s) look, but apparently not, at least not in this comic.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 13 October 2010 06:39 (fourteen years ago)

Interestingly, Neal Adams has no use for continuity. I think it's supposed to be an early adventure, but it's so clearly just Neal Adams doing things the way they should be. As we shall next issue when Batman meets the current president, Ultimate Warrior.

Well, because whatever happened changed him. (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 07:25 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, the Hamilton mini was 1986 [xp to tuomas]

bitchmaid (sic), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 08:02 (fourteen years ago)

Aquaman was iirc given his hand back by The Lady Of The Lake in return for defeating The Thirst, although this was a water filled glove kind of affair. I think his proper hand came back after he used the bones of it to pull Sub Diego back onto dry land while he was the Dweller In The Depths and was properly fixed while he was a Black Lantern.

I should get out more.

Dame Anna NAGL (aldo), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago)

Fucking DC. Return of Bruce Wayne is running so late that he's already back in these bloody 'Road Home' things. Why don't they delay THEm so it all makes sense. And why is Return running late anyway? Each issue has a different artist and they still can't get it right. Fucksake!

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Friday, 15 October 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

Morrison's at fault there, as evidence by artists dropping out when the scripts don't arrive and rush-jobs by hacks going to print late instead.

Mary Lynn Ice Cube (sic), Friday, 15 October 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

kinda goes with morrison, but can't believe they don't make him turn in the whole fucking series in advance at this point.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 08:37 (fourteen years ago)

DC have still blown their own scheduling on it though, dropping FOUR of the side-mini-series issues in ONE WEEK and getting the "now read X next!" blurbs wrong in at least one

boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 12:40 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT0U8-JZyLg

Brick Frog! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/stn/mis/2049363802.html
the dark night - w4m (gotham city)
Date: 2010-11-08, 3:44PM EST
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b-man, u are trying to build your life, and I will never, ever come between you and any of that.....I know things are the way they are, and I have agreed to accept it.... but like right now.... when I feel broken.... i think of you and i feel the connection again.... it doesn't matter who i am with.....you know i am always with you -J

not everything is a campfire (ian), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 07:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.fantagraphics.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=What-the-Hell-is-Going-On-Here.html&Itemid=113

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 14 November 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

Neal Adams: Too lazy to draw a banana.

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 27 November 2010 06:42 (fourteen years ago)

Batman to Aquaman: "You know...sometimes...not always, but sometimes, you are a scary-looking dude, my friend."

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 27 November 2010 06:45 (fourteen years ago)

JACKSON H. MONKEYSPIT!

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 27 November 2010 06:45 (fourteen years ago)

Y're having a laugh, Neal.

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 27 November 2010 06:45 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

the first page of the newest issue!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/BatmanOdyssey06002.jpg

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 05:12 (fourteen years ago)

if this thing was on matte paper I would buy it for the awesome wtfness

basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 05:55 (fourteen years ago)

"even now, HERE, I can feel my frustration, THEN"
i'm totally buying this in trade

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

I have no idea what is going on in this comic, but Mr. Adams has kindly put together a recap page like this. Now, having read it, I really have no idea what is going on.

w/no hesitation (mh), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

In factttt

I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

it swirled around me... and ra's al ghul... and somehow... oil

I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:37 (fourteen years ago)

professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

Neal Adams making Frank Miller look completely sensical

w/no hesitation (mh), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

honestly, that's too good

a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

okay that is REALLY making me want to buy a Batman comic

DJP, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

there's a very real possibility that this will make even less sense in trade
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/godrobindick.jpg

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

lolling here

a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

kinda wanna spam every thread on every board with that image

a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

THEY WERE DOING THEIR TRAPEZE ACT!

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

this dude has no idea how to use ellipsis

a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)

i mean read that panel out loud and give each ellipsis a good 2 second pause and the dialogue gets even wackier

a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:05 (fourteen years ago)

ASK AWAY

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

I don't think I like the look of this new Phoenix Wright game tbh.

progspeed you! black metallers (aldo), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

they were shot ... when they ... you can't

I think Neil Adams is secretly doing some cut-up technique shit here

never meant to heart anyone (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

he looks like arnold getting explosively decompressed in Total Recall

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:17 (fourteen years ago)

so he's saying "ask away." with that face

am0n, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

looks like a cross between jon hamm and christopher lloyd

goole, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

robin...
dick.

am0n, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

is the storyline that the Graysons stole someone's trapeze moves, and therefore they were justifiably kiled under circus law? And now Batman has to kill Robin under that same circus law, because he's a real stickler for following the law, even circus law?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

Robin's... dick is exactly what I would call the rich man's climbing tool in the first image above. Am I wrong? Or does it look totally like a sex toy?

they call him (remy bean), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

its weird that sienkiewicz is now inking this, after all those years painting himself out of that 'neal adams' copyist tag

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

For my review of this I was planning on posting that first page and just leave it at that. Sadly, I have no scanner and GIS was coming up with nothing so I just posted two clips from IRMA VEP.

Keep on the good work! (R Baez), Thursday, 17 February 2011 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

A fellow Miriam Toews fan, huh?

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 17 February 2011 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

I can't stop thinking about what happened to that axe between panels (and for the rest of the issue!)

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 17 February 2011 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

oh why did i ever stop following batman...

not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 17 February 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://wolkin.com/2010/08/1160/internal-monologue-reviews-batman-odyssey-2/

why didn't I know about this sooner

DJP, Thursday, 17 February 2011 14:19 (fourteen years ago)

Has Batman been naked this whole time?

Keep on the good work! (R Baez), Thursday, 17 February 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)

ALSO: special appearance by Bane.

Keep on the good work! (R Baez), Thursday, 17 February 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

i don't even
http://wolkin.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/odyssey3.jpg

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

...NUMBED TO VIBRATING OBLIVION, BATMAN IS JACKED AROUND LIKE A PUPPET.

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2011 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

dayummmm

old man yells at poop first thing in the morning (pixel farmer), Thursday, 17 February 2011 17:48 (fourteen years ago)

IT... THE BODY JERKS ABOUT SO UNCONTROLLABLY, IT MORE RESEMBLES A MAD MARIONETTE THAN A HUMAN BEING.
IN FACT IT CAN'T FALL UNTIL ALL THE JACKING STOPS.

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

i have to go get this now, literally tearing up a little

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2011 17:54 (fourteen years ago)

feel I should reiterate the Burroughs parallels here lol

never meant to heart anyone (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

That "...Ruben Blades..." thing is still bugging the hell out of me all these months later.

Keep on the good work! (R Baez), Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

Wow. Does no one edit Adams' scripts, or did they just not care? I mean, the "jacking" thing is just...words fail me.

muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

the only thing that bothers me is the illegibility of the white text and the cut-and-paste "BADA"s. thank you comicraft for ruining comics forever.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

that's the ONLY THING about this that bothers you

never meant to heart anyone (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

all this batmarionette stuff is less bothersome than adams' plate tectonics weirdness. it's good that he found an outlet!

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://wolkin.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/odyssey3.jpg
#1. Visually touch the body in front of you. Caress it with your eyes, drink it in slowly.
#2. Close your eyes; remember the body you've just seen, then slowly undress it.
#3. Reach out, and without touching, show what you want to do to the body in front of you
#4. Put your right hand upon the shoulder of the body in front of you.
#5. Rhythmatically move your body to the beat.
#6. Physically touch the body in front of you in every way imaginable.
#7. Lose complete mental control, and begin to jack.

The Marquis de Sade Adu (sic), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

I would never forgive myself for buying this, but I really want to buy this.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

FORTUNE FAVORS THE BRAVE (AND THE BOLD), ACE IN THE HOLE!

Keep on the good work! (R Baez), Saturday, 19 February 2011 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXNfHb9b6Y0

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 19 February 2011 06:26 (fourteen years ago)

Dear God. The combination of that incredible Bruceface and the "cross between Jon Hamm and Christopher Lloyd" comment almost killed me. This thread just keeps on giving.

It begs the question, just how deranged and incomprehensible would this have to get before DC would consider not publishing it? And the answer is, of course, they never would, because they know anything with Neal Adams name on it will sell on that basis alone. The quality or lack thereof is basically irrelevant.

Pheeel, Sunday, 20 February 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

The fact that a recent Kevin Smith Batman story had the Caped Crusader admit to pissing himself would indicate Adams has a long way to go before anyone would try to reign him in. The obvious lack of simple copy-editing & continuity-minding speaks volumes too. But, please DC, give me more balls-out insanity of this variety than the mopey Rise of Arsenal stuff.

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Sunday, 20 February 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

BATMAN: ODYSSEY: Not a dream! Not a hoax! Not an Imaginary Story (Cuz, Dude - Bane!)!

Keep on the good work! (R Baez), Sunday, 20 February 2011 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Never forget.

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Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

well, that didn't work.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

Here's a link. I'm headed off to lay my weary head and maybe never get up again.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/03/08/batman-odyssey-neal-adams-insane/

You hurt me deeply. You hurt me deeply in my heart. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/03/odyssey-h20.jpg

crying

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/03/batman-idiot.jpg

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

I will never pay $$$ for this series but the individual panels are A+++ lol

You hurt me deeply. You hurt me deeply in my heart. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/03/odyssey-suspicion.jpg

You hurt me deeply. You hurt me deeply in my heart. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

there are not enough Ws, Ts and Fs in the world for this comic

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/03/odyssey-freak.jpg

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/03/odyssey-gay.jpg

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

^kinda want this as my ILX avatar

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

Laura: The second Alfred/Bruce conversation is almost as nuts as the first, and includes a panel of Bruce Wayne laughing hysterically while saying, "Sworn to secrecy, ha ha! Such a thing! Such an octopus of a thing!"

Please let this panel be online somewhere!!!

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

it's on this thread! and i had it as my dn for awhile!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/halfaworm.jpg

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

Beautiful!

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/11274697

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/03/BMODY_9_CVR.jpg

blud money (sic), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

^^^next level

You hurt me deeply. You hurt me deeply in my heart. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:42 (fourteen years ago)

That is breathtaking.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

it's like he's being eaten by evil sea monkeys

You hurt me deeply. You hurt me deeply in my heart. (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

Evil sea monkeys with hairsprayed dreadlocks.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

what
the
fuck

i bet i just looked deeply insane sitting at my desk trying to not to burst into laughter while reading that

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

albino sea monkeys from jamaica

You hurt me deeply. You hurt me deeply in my heart. (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

Showing off the sweet discounted utensils they picked up at the military surplus store.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

o the lolz

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

I am so buying this trade

goth barbershop quartet (DJP), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

Now, is this better or worse than ALL-STAR BATMAN?

I think better. Maybe.

Matt M., Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

All-Star Batman was readable and had a story and was in English, so it seems not very crazy in comparison now.

mh, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

yes but this is way BETTER

blvd money (sic), Thursday, 10 March 2011 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.nealadamsentertainment.com/3dani.html

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

wow. no.

Nhex, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

wow YESSSSSSSSSSS

dom p's rusty Nuts (sic), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

It pleases me to think that we're not even half way through the series.

May your adventures be long and bounteous, naked Batman.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

7 amd 8 have been resolicited and the rest have been cancelled tho

dom p's rusty Nuts (sic), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

The news reports I've encountered say the orders have been cancelled - standard practice in ref. to whatever # of copies the shops have requested - not the series.

Though I'd love to see whatever resolution Adams would conjure up on the quick. Maybe it'll involve ghosts.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:58 (fourteen years ago)

Or, rather, more ghosts.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

shocked SHOCKED to discover ricardo montelban allergy bee is a Neal Adams project!

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

Jim Steinman's never produced Batman musical. The Best Thing Ever.
http://youtu.be/SD1OxBTwm8c

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Friday, 29 April 2011 22:17 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2658/36/85/55919364143/n55919364143_1411791_6696134.jpg
Neal Adams, never change.

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 30 June 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago)

Aaaaarrgh!

In other news, most recent Batman Inc was super-fun

I knew that the Russian people mercilessly ograblyali ograblyay (James Morrison), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago)

Subtext

& (a you), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago)

We're never gonna find out whether Bruce was naked or not.

My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago)

In other news, most recent Batman Inc was super-fun

Agreed! Also: wow, Grant reads Scalped.

My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago)

http://twitpic.com/5k1mrw

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 2 July 2011 13:10 (thirteen years ago)

Not me, by the way.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 2 July 2011 13:11 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

YES!

BATMAN: ODYSSEY VOL. 2 #1

Written by NEAL ADAMS
Art and cover by NEAL ADAMS
1:10 B&W variant cover by NEAL ADAMS
On sale OCTOBER 19 • 1 of 7, 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. See the Previews order form for more information.
BATMAN: ODYSSEY is back in a new volume from legendary writer/artist Neal Adams!
It's finally happened: Batman must kill or be killed. The threat is real and can't be stopped by man or hero. To combat it, Batman must bring time itself to a standstill so that he can embark on an odyssey of self-discovery to a place unknown to mankind, where he can find himself. But is this a place where only failure awaits?

My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

Yay! Maybe they'll collect the first chunk in a trade to coincide.

Maybe I should just hold out for the Absolute edition.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

Reading the summary, it's Neal Adams' own BATMAN R.I.P.!

Plus: NOTED USE OF THE WORD "ODYSSEY". Look out!

My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago)

But is this a place where epic failure awaits?

jack-off all trade, masturbate nuns (sic), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago)

Did they renumber this to coincide with the DC universe restart? That's hilarious!

mh, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

I saw they're making a Batman t-shirt with an image from this on the front. I'd totally buy it if it was hirsute Bruce, but alas it is just running Batman.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago)

If it was hirsute Bruce talking about being on a t-shirt in a non-sequitur manner, I would wear it every day.

I'd only buy one shirt, but still wear it daily because being smelly and weird kind of fits with the tone of the comic

mh, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

man even the synopsis makes no sense

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago)

i was talking about this series with a friend while we were in a comic store and the guy behind the counter had clearly not read it and clearly didn't know adams and couldn't figure out why i was so excited by its existence

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

how can you work at a comic store and not know Adams

that seems like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago)

file under: kids these days

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago)

he interrupted my diatribe to ask how it was any different from any other cape/tightfest and i showed him the iceaxe splash page and he glanced at it, shrugged and said it didn't seem any different from morrison so go figure

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago)

well there's the thing where Morrison's sentences all seem to be related to each other, for starters

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago)

that's.... sad

xp

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago)

in dude's defense, grant morrison is also bonkers.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

sure, but Morrison's stories tend to be crazy in the sense of "I can't believe he just did that", not in the sense of "what the fuck does this mean"

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

eh I dunno some of his stuff can be pretty oblique, especially if you aren't paying close attention to seemingly minor details. otoh the clerk's comment just seems wrong

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

maybe Morrison is in control of his madness, where Adams is not

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago)

Morrison does a lot of big picture crazy where all the details really only make sense if you look at the whole storyline (and have a deep understanding of kabbalah).

Adams is just nutso

mh, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

the only Morrison thing I've read that I thought didn't make sense no matter how many times I read it was Mr Miracle and that was only because it relied heavily on assumed knowledge outside of the book; even Shining Knight had a massive "A-HA!" moment that made the first two issues intelligible in retrospect

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago)

well there's the thing where Morrison's sentences all seem to be related to each other, for starters
― a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, July 20, 2011

TBF, that is hardly a consistently accurate assumption

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

lol being a Kirby nerd I had no problems with Mr. Miracle

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

The main criterion one should have of a solicitation is "Does it make me wish to read the book in question?" This one, in all its jolly oddness ("...BY MAN OR HERO."; "...BRING TIME TO A STANDSTILL.") most certainly does.

I think what's drawing the most attention is the lack of any exclamation marks, thus rendering all its absurdity po-faced. Absurdity is always better sans hyperbole - who knows what awaits?

My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

Adams has been a mentalist very occasionally making terrible, unreadable comics for thirty years now (until Odyssey, which is either terrible and compulsively readable, or amazing and unreadable) - clerk otm

Booger T. Jones (sic), Thursday, 21 July 2011 00:18 (thirteen years ago)

TIME... ITSELF!

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.newsarama.com/images/bmody_v2_cv2_r1_02.jpg

Richard Nixon's Field of Warmth (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 15 August 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago)

It's BEAUTIFUL.

Matt M., Monday, 15 August 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

What the hell? The head cages made of tusks - how are they attached? And why?

Can't guess how, but as to why I'm postulating those are like the lampshade things vets put on pets so they don't lick/bite a healing wound or surgical scar etc.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 15 August 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago)

So that they can't attack the rider or people standing nearby when stationary, I think

mh, Monday, 15 August 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Has anyone ever addressed the unlikely coincidence that Bruce Wayne & Boy Wonder share the same initials? If not, I have a pitch for THE summer event of 2013!

like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 03:41 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

Batman: Odyssey is the only Batman book I ever want to read

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Saturday, 22 October 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago)

^

ge0rge (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 24 October 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago)

just read this whole thread, i am dying

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Monday, 24 October 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago)

it's a tragedy if this was canceled

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago)

it's still running; they started a volume 2

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

need to sit down and reread all of these

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

gonna do a first readthru finally in about five minutes

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 October 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god every page is immensely impossible and utterly insane
this is kind of magic

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 24 October 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

I liked Ra's moping around like Charlie Brown. "Sigh..."

Emile Zola predicts World War I and then he dies. (R Baez), Monday, 24 October 2011 23:21 (thirteen years ago)

i was drowsy when i read this and i fell asleep and when i woke up everything i heard or read sounded like gibberish to me

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 01:09 (thirteen years ago)

i was drowsy when i read this and i fell asleep and when i woke up everything i heard or read sounded like gibberish to me

So Batman: Odyssey was the only sane thing in an insane world? Awesome.

Emile Zola predicts World War I and then he dies. (R Baez), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

Might as well post this here because it's a goddamn Batman book by any other name -- but omg, Holy Terror is so insane and bad. Miller didn't even try to make it good, he just had to get the loathing down on paper as quickly as possible.

Martyr McFly (WmC), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago)

explains why he spent eight years working on it

the men who glare at stoats (sic), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 03:59 (thirteen years ago)

oh what an octopus of a thing

Mordy, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 04:12 (thirteen years ago)

he did a fantastic job of making it look like he spent three weeks working on it

Martyr McFly (WmC), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 12:38 (thirteen years ago)

Margaret Atwood on Batman http://www.beamsandstruts.com/bits-a-pieces/item/653-atwood-on-batman

like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago)

real insightful there

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago)

jesus fuck, adams is digging a lot deeper than atwood there.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago)

bought v2 #1 today because of this thread. jesus. <3 neal adams

adam, Saturday, 29 October 2011 01:28 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

When is Odyssey going to be collected? I hate buying floppies but want to support this madness.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

Volume 1 should be available by now.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 14:59 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Holly crap! Odyssey just keeps getting better. If this isn't hailed as a classic when it's through I weep for humanity.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 19 January 2012 14:05 (thirteen years ago)

coming in September:

BATMAN: ODYSSEY HC
Writer: Neal Adams
Artists: Neal Adams, Josh Adams, Michael Golden, Kevin Nowlan, Bill Sienkiewicz, Scott Williams and Paul Neary
Collects: BATMAN: ODYSSEY VOL. 1 #1-6 and VOL. 2 #1-7
$29.99 US, 368 pg

I am so there.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

All that crazy for only thirty bones? THAT'S A LOT OF CRAZY.

Matt M., Tuesday, 31 January 2012 03:44 (thirteen years ago)

It'll do until we get the ABSOLUTE LUNACY EDITION

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

this is full of double pp spreads y/n? will be unreadable in DC's glue-bound, no-gutter-space binding if so

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 05:28 (thirteen years ago)

hmm. Hadn't thought of that.

It'll probably do until the IDW artist edition.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 05:29 (thirteen years ago)

Bill Sienkiewicz,

wait waht

Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

He's been inking most of the second volume. You can tell.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

So does that mean we're on the other side of the mirror here? Didn't Bill S. start out very much in the vein of Adams (along with half the other artists who started out in the 70s).

WE'VE CROSSED THE STREAMS.

Matt M., Wednesday, 1 February 2012 19:29 (thirteen years ago)

adams even drew a cartoon for the comics journal basically accusing sienkiewicz of copying his old batman comics for moon knight

but then adams has often surrounded himself w. 'school of adams' associates and fellow travellers - for example, the DC artist mike nasser/netzer was a straight adams copyist who went on to do an awful lot of 'ghosting' for adams on shit like ms mystic and skateman. almost everything adams has signed his name to since the late seventies - and possibly earlier - has been the work of 'diverse hands', inc colouring, inking, layouts, etc.

it is incredible, tho, what has happened to bill sienkiewicz's career - did he lose interest, heart, credibility, compulsion?

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

I get the feeling he never wanted the ultra-high profile he was getting. He also stepped away into commercial art for a while.

I know there was a documentary done a few years ago about him but I never saw it.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 22:23 (thirteen years ago)

He always did commercial art on the side AFAIK, another aspect of following Adams – his turn to inking schlock in the 90s seemed to me to be entirely of a piece with that, something he could churn out quickly for money, except without dealing with revisions from ad house art directors.

I’ve also always taken as significant that he abandoned storytelling in comics completely* two episodes into A River In Egypt – he was starting his third self-written story ever, what was meant to be a second major work, and it immediately revealed itself to be about the same topic as his previous two stories (ie ǝsnqɐ pʃıɥɔ). It looked to me like he’d realised this was the main theme that was going to come out every time he wrote, and he made either a deliberate or visceral reaction to walk away, for understandable reasons.

*As far as I know, the only pages of comics he’s done himself since then were for the Endless Somethingorother hardcover – and there, he turned in 20-some paintings for a 12-page story (or whatever), including multiple takes at various ones, and not matching the script - such that Gaiman ended up picking the ones he liked the look of best, choosing an order for them to go in, and rewriting a new story over the top.

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

Also he started advocating for earth expansion theory

mh, Thursday, 2 February 2012 01:39 (thirteen years ago)

always thought of him as a great illustrator, not a good comic artist.

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno, was never much of a fan of 'painted comics', but the fact that sienkiewicz had done a long hard slog as a penciller beforehand meant that his more illustrative stuff still had a comic book vitality and sensibility, it wasn't static or frozen on the page.

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 2 February 2012 08:45 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, forks is offtm - Sienkiewicz' New Mutants are ASTOUNDING comics for BigTwo of the time, Elektra #1 I'll rep all day every day, and #2-8 obviously come from a passionate desire to expand, push forward, and express himself through comics, not single paintings.

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Thursday, 2 February 2012 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

dude, i own all those! I just am not a fan of him as a graphic storyteller! Great illustrator but he's not strong with narrative

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 02:45 (thirteen years ago)

he got a lot better in a really short span -- I don't have any problem with his layouts and storytelling on Elektra Assassin

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 3 February 2012 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

Gotta agree with Forks here: even if Elektra Assassin looks great, it's still a struggle to read through as a narrative. The same goes for his other "post-modern" stuff that I've read, except maybe for New Mutants.

Tuomas, Friday, 3 February 2012 09:23 (thirteen years ago)

His New Mutants run is largely responsible for why I still read comic books, tbh.

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2012 12:57 (thirteen years ago)

Bill S on New Mutants -> greatest thing ever

mh, Friday, 3 February 2012 13:20 (thirteen years ago)

nah, pretty pictures but the same old claremont guff

underrated sienkiewicz comics - his moby dick adaptation, the first six issues of the Shadow w/ Helfer, his half of the brought to light gn

Ward Fowler, Friday, 3 February 2012 14:11 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, Claremont...

mh, Friday, 3 February 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

not all Claremont has aged well but Demon Bear still amazes me

at this point, I like it more than the Dark Phoenix saga

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2012 14:25 (thirteen years ago)

i tell you what, i just found a bunch of x-factors in a box when i moved and the first 20 issues so far are TIGHT

dave cool it (stevie), Friday, 3 February 2012 14:55 (thirteen years ago)

my fave sienk comics are the Shadow run; he found a balance there.
A lot of the late New Mutants stuff is hyperkinetic to the point of near unreadability to me

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 15:30 (thirteen years ago)

I liked Moon Knight. And New Mutants. And Stray Toasters. And The Shadow. And Elektra.

I guess I'm a bit of a SInk stan.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:31 (thirteen years ago)

Demon Bear is the one ish of New Mutants I've read that, without seeing again, I'd be certain I could recommend to someone as ace (nb I am allergic to claremont generally)

underrated sienkiewicz comics - his moby dick adaptation,

lent this to someone in 94 and never got it back, have now become ;_; about it for the first time

the first six issues of the Shadow w/ Helfer,

absolutely, but justly outshone by the subsequent issues by Baker (also iirc the colourist didn't rly know what to do with him. should reread!)

his half of the brought to light gn

an amazing piece overall, but I can give forks this one on the illustration front - one could argue it strongly as being more like political cartoons than comics/cartooning/storytelling

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Friday, 3 February 2012 15:36 (thirteen years ago)

I have that Moby Dick adaptation too! Quite good.

I realize the work I go back to most often is the Bill Sienkiewicz Sketchbook that Fantagraphics published back in1990.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 February 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

The latest:

http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p615/mrpaulisaacs/stringknees.jpg

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:09 (thirteen years ago)

wow

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 14:10 (thirteen years ago)

that computer lettering really lets the entire tone down, imagine it with Gaspar Saladino

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 22:43 (thirteen years ago)

I can't imagine a context that would make that set of panels make any more sense

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:06 (thirteen years ago)

Adams' Batman: Odyssey = Loutallica's Lulu?

earlnash, Friday, 2 March 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

Way better than Lulu

EZ Snappin, Friday, 2 March 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

^^^

Vaseline MEN AMAZING JOURNEY (DJP), Friday, 2 March 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

WHAT"S A HENWAY?

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 29 March 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

About four pounds?

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Friday, 30 March 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

you scared the string out of my knees!

Year of the RMDE (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 13:25 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

SWOOSH!

EZ Snappin, Friday, 20 April 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

Batman is nice?!

Tuomas, Saturday, 28 April 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, lol, batman is a textbook jerk

third cirle oughtta be "rich", not "nice"

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Sunday, 29 April 2012 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/batmandiagram.png

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Sunday, 29 April 2012 04:17 (thirteen years ago)

circles from memebase intersect at supes, obv

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Sunday, 29 April 2012 04:23 (thirteen years ago)

the intersections of handsome and smart are loser? i question this diagram's accuracy

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 April 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, handsome smart & poor = loser, in comparison to the batman pool

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Sunday, 29 April 2012 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

sorry for the lack of Adams content but I am lolling at the fanboy furor this is going to spark (it's already brewing in the comments): http://whatculture.com/comics/grant-morrison-says-batman-is-very-very-gay.php

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)

His comments almost seem Kevin Smith-esque in terms of its nature as cultural deconstruction/social commentary but he has neither the insight or humor that Kev has.

these comments have gotten off to a great start

mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think these guys are getting the diff between "this character is written as a homosexual" and "the life this character is portrayed as living is la vida loca"

mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)

comic book fanboys not understanding nuance? GET OUT

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

I know, I keep expecting them to want to read things for reasons other than "Batman is really cool and likes to punch stuff"

mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

i think people are also tripping cuz morrison has certainly done MORE fucked up things with batman then reimagining him as a gay man and OMIGOD IF HE MAKES IT CANON WHATEVER WILL WE DO

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:10 (thirteen years ago)

Blame Morrison for saying Batman has a gay context. Go to store and buy more Batman: Odyssey

mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:13 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

A dramatic read-along, complete with sound effects and background music, of BATMAN ODYSSEY:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YJHCekr8CE

They've done a couple of issues thus far. So good.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago)

gonna definitely have to set aside some time for this

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 18:27 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZlqupV2p7I

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:49 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

i woke my girl up last night laughing hysterically while rereading Batman Odyssey
such an octopus of a thing

Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 17:44 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

Hi all, long time no etc. I did a thing that may appeal (exclusively) to members of this board (circa 2004-06). http://emmetmatheson.blogspot.ca/2014/07/richard-meltzer-imagines-batman.html

like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets (Dr. Superman), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 22:12 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

can someone recommend a decent batman graphic novel from the last 10 years? i think the last batman i bought was dark knight strikes again...

koogs, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 20:53 (ten years ago)

Nobody suggest Batman Odyssey ffs.

and she's crying in a stairwell in Devon (aldo), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 20:54 (ten years ago)

it's amazing though!

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 21:01 (ten years ago)

I've been enjoying the Batman Incorporated stuff, altho the gore sometimes seems gratuitous. The one where Bruce Wayne travelled forward in time from the stone age was also fun, I forget the title of that one

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 21:17 (ten years ago)

the morrison run of batman had a few gns if i remember correctly
and yes batman odyssey is the correct answer

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 21:39 (ten years ago)

I was really surprised at how good The Long Halloween is, just checked it out recently

Brakhage, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:06 (ten years ago)

I have the floppies of that and should dig them out. Arkham asylum also need revisiting, if I can find it.

How is 'Dark Victory'?

koogs, Thursday, 4 September 2014 02:58 (ten years ago)

It's also quite good, it's a proper sequel to Halloween though so it doesn't quite have the freshness of Halloween. That said it has the most rational introduction of Robin I've ever seen. Both books are really noirs borrowing from The Godfather, and are also intended to follow directly after Year One, so there are a ton of Year One callbacks, which aren't heavy handed

Brakhage, Thursday, 4 September 2014 18:43 (ten years ago)

It's a shame that all this was retconned out of existence, I have no idea what the actual sequence of events are in 52-Bats

Brakhage, Thursday, 4 September 2014 18:45 (ten years ago)

Oh and I have to say after the hermetic convoluted insanity of the Morrison run (which I enjoyed) it's a total breath of fresh air to read what is just a solid, well thought out mystery

Brakhage, Thursday, 4 September 2014 18:47 (ten years ago)

One insane Batman book - the David Lapham series, City of Crime, which made NO sense but in a way is totally modern Batman nuttiness (grimy underclass life mixed in with bizarre mud-people dopplegangers!)

The Morrison run start to finish is fucking boss, bigger investment than 1 GN though

Nhex, Thursday, 4 September 2014 18:59 (ten years ago)

oh! if you don't mind batman being more of an ominous background force (which is how i think batman works best because otherwise you're dealing with a focal character who is a dork in tights), gotham central is really really good. up there with year one (which works with batman as the focus because it's constantly pointing out how dorky he is).

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 4 September 2014 19:46 (ten years ago)

Yeah, the Morrison Bat-Opus is maybe my favorite mainstream comics thing from the past five years or so.

People seem to be pretty keen on Synder's run but I haven't read any of it. That might be a place to start.

Gwumpy Bubby Want Hims Ba-Ba (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 September 2014 19:47 (ten years ago)

Snyder, rather.

Gwumpy Bubby Want Hims Ba-Ba (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 September 2014 19:48 (ten years ago)

i remember "Joker" being okay

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 September 2014 20:00 (ten years ago)

I have no idea what the actual sequence of events are in 52-Bats

lol yeah wasn't GMoz just given carte blanche to continue doing his thing totally independent of the rest of the DC Universe?

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 September 2014 20:30 (ten years ago)

he must have because if that shit is canon, canon ate itself

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 September 2014 20:31 (ten years ago)

Yeah I've been reading Snyder's run which is great (the colorist is fantastic) but this Year Zero thing totally confused me as to what exactly the Bat history is now. I don't have the fortitude to actually find out, I'm just along for the ride

Brakhage, Thursday, 4 September 2014 20:43 (ten years ago)

lol yeah wasn't GMoz just given carte blanche to continue doing his thing totally independent of the rest of the DC Universe?

If I remember right he had just gotten going on Bats Inc when the 52 rug was pulled out and there was no way Inc could have existed in continuity, so he just said 'look at least let me finish this damn book' so Inc kept right on going

Brakhage, Thursday, 4 September 2014 20:48 (ten years ago)

I'm not absolutely sure about that, so please correct me. One of the hangovers from this reboot is Memento-esque brain damage

Brakhage, Thursday, 4 September 2014 20:50 (ten years ago)

IIRC, Batman Inc and Johns's GL were the only New 52 books generally unaffected by the reboot.

Gwumpy Bubby Want Hims Ba-Ba (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 September 2014 20:53 (ten years ago)

they should just abandon continuity altogether imo

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 September 2014 21:08 (ten years ago)

I think you could make a solid argument that they already have, however unintentionally.

Coarse Apple Slaw (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 September 2014 21:30 (ten years ago)

i believe that's known as "the liefeld effect"

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 September 2014 21:38 (ten years ago)

I loved it in the recent Inkstuds pod where Matt Fraction compared the new 52 to putting your dick on a table and handing somebody a ruler to hit you with

Brakhage, Thursday, 4 September 2014 21:39 (ten years ago)

Intrigued by this one, which came out a year ago but which I only just found out about -- Batman vs architecture

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/P/B009MD2N5Q.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 5 September 2014 01:47 (ten years ago)

two years ago!

boney tassel (sic), Friday, 5 September 2014 03:04 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

I love the 70s

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-WStGdxfxH0o/VElwkqCBvMI/AAAAAAABEe8/RnnUC4Ryv5c/s1600/3978.jpg

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:07 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/theledger/obituary.aspx?n=stephen-merrill&pid=174158574

WINTER HAVEN - Stephen Merrill, 31, passes away February 12, 2015, due to a uppercut from Batman.
He was born January 28, 1984, the son of Larry Ronald Merrill and Bridgett I. Dotson Merrill. He was in retail sales at The Big Shop in Legoland, Florida.
In addition to his parents, Stephen is survived by his fiancée, Stephanie Vella; son, Noah; and sister, Kimberly.
Visitation is Tuesday, February 17, 2015, from 12-1PM with a celebration of life at 1PM, both at Ott-Laughlin Funeral Home, Winter Haven. - See more at: http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/theledger/obituary.aspx?n=stephen-merrill&pid=174158574#sthash.qRsMf30j.dpuf

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 05:24 (ten years ago)

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/winter-haven-mans-obituary-lists-cause-of-death-uppercut-from-batman

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 05:25 (ten years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/EV4wiZA.jpg

This is the best batman story I've read in tears

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 5 November 2016 14:34 (eight years ago)

I mean years, but tears too

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 5 November 2016 14:34 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

I picked up the Alan Davis batman book in the sale. It's fun and campy. Never heard about this run before.

E.g.

https://i.imgur.com/LlG4xdd.jpg

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 23 November 2017 19:29 (seven years ago)

And also

https://i.imgur.com/IELzvR4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/u92lgNq.jpg

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 23 November 2017 19:30 (seven years ago)

Here's the first one without the first half of the gag cut off

https://i.imgur.com/CpULv1P.jpg

And my favourite trope, where batman can only enter a room by crashing through some wooden blinds

https://i.imgur.com/kicFJIO.jpg

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 23 November 2017 19:34 (seven years ago)

That short Barr/Davis run truly is delightful. Should have lasted longer.

Duane Barry, Thursday, 23 November 2017 19:43 (seven years ago)

those are painful to look at, like every time ppl on the internet post old Marvel comics from online services

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Friday, 24 November 2017 20:02 (seven years ago)

Good stuff -- is it this?: http://www.dccomics.com/graphic-novels/legends-of-the-dark-knight-alan-davis

absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Saturday, 25 November 2017 20:25 (seven years ago)

Yeah that's it. the run is only six issues or so. the book's padded out with a (not very good) graphic novel included.

I take sic's point but the recolouring isn't quite as heinous as on e.g. the neal adams reissues

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 November 2017 12:16 (seven years ago)

Seems to be OOP...

absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Sunday, 26 November 2017 19:47 (seven years ago)

seven months pass...

My son, unclear on the concept, play-acting young Bruce Wayne discovering the Batcave:

“Alfred! — I fell into a big hole in the backyard... it was a cave that had a computer built into the wall!”

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 04:04 (six years ago)

hahahahahahaha!

Arthur Funzonerelli (stevie), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 08:59 (six years ago)

Well, I managed to avoid the nyt spoilers, but that was a bit fucking boring either way

I’ve never seen the appeal of full-page posters in the middle of a comic, and there are some spectacularly butt-ugly examples in this issue

King is entering his bad Malick phase, it seems

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 5 July 2018 16:12 (six years ago)

I just saw a long article about the “NY Times spoiler”... Umm, people read about comics in the NY Times(?)

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Friday, 6 July 2018 00:14 (six years ago)

It was in the Weddings section

kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Friday, 6 July 2018 01:29 (six years ago)

One more in a long list of recent black marks on the Times, I guess.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Friday, 6 July 2018 02:48 (six years ago)

Spoiler question about #50...

Wait, so who was the Batman in the last frame? And are we supposed to believe Bane somehow set this all up?

Nhex, Friday, 13 July 2018 18:04 (six years ago)

two months pass...

Damn, Norm Breyfogle died! My favourite Batman artist by miles, stupidly uncollected for such a long time.

https://i.imgur.com/wdoonko.jpg

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 23:08 (six years ago)

His run with Alan Grant is probably still my favourite extended run on Batman. RIP.

Duane Barry, Thursday, 27 September 2018 00:38 (six years ago)

Aw, crap. My favourite too. The Grant/Breyfogles are my ideal Batman comics.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 27 September 2018 00:59 (six years ago)

In response, an audience member yelled, “F— Trump.” West added, “Now you got a situation where we need to have a dialogue and not a diatribe because if you want something to change, it’s not going to change by saying, ‘F— that person.’ Try love. Try love. Try love. Try love.”

Some audience members laughed. “You see they laughing at me. You heard ’em, they scream at me, they bully me. They bullied me backstage they said, ‘Don’t go out there with that hat on.’ They bullied me backstage. They bullied me. And then they say I’m in a sunken place. You want to see the sunken place? Okay, I’ma listen to y’all now.”

He removed his MAGA hat before putting it back on. “Or I’ma put my Superman cape on, which means you can’t tell me what to do,” he said.

Ah, the minty egg bits (sic), Sunday, 30 September 2018 18:45 (six years ago)

Can someone tell Kanye why not

brush ’em like crazy (morrisp), Sunday, 30 September 2018 20:35 (six years ago)

three months pass...

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2019/01/09/1400000-batman-comics-stolen-storage-unit/

i stan corrected (morrisp), Friday, 11 January 2019 06:48 (six years ago)

in awe of the size of this bat. absolute unit

more ham for me myself and i (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 11 January 2019 07:16 (six years ago)

I read that West quote above, and in this thread context, wondered a) Adam West is speaking about loving Trump? and b) isn't he dead? (Fun fact: Walla Walla, WA - his birthplace - has had two Adam West Day events.)

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Friday, 11 January 2019 15:00 (six years ago)

that would be a quote from kanye west, not adam west, iirc

more ham for me myself and i (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 11 January 2019 15:03 (six years ago)

lol

i stan corrected (morrisp), Friday, 11 January 2019 15:09 (six years ago)

now wondering who would play robin in a world where kanye took on the mantle of the 60s batman

more ham for me myself and i (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 11 January 2019 15:10 (six years ago)

I’ve never had a chance to mention this to anyone, but I loved it... at an auto show, four years or so ago, I saw a guy wearing the following T-shirt (picture the final line in super-big text):

CHRISTIAN BALE
GEORGE CLOONEY
MICHAEL KEATON
VAL KILMER
ADAM WEST — FUCK THE REST

i stan corrected (morrisp), Friday, 11 January 2019 15:54 (six years ago)

I TAKE MY BATMANS LIKE I TAKE MY T-SHIRTS: WHIMSICAL AND LIGHT-HEARTED, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 January 2019 16:08 (six years ago)

now wondering who would play robin in a world where kanye took on the mantle of the 60s batman

Robinfest

sans lep (sic), Friday, 11 January 2019 18:41 (six years ago)

one month passes...
five months pass...

New 52 Batman is trying way harder to share his feelings than Bat D1ck of the DC New Earth from Batman Year One on. That said, the dude goes through planes and cars like mad though in the current comics.

earlnash, Monday, 29 July 2019 23:26 (five years ago)

New Adams Batman on the way shortly!
https://www.cbr.com/batman-vs-ras-al-ghul-neal-adams/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 11 August 2019 22:52 (five years ago)

John Carpenter is also writing a Joker comic, which is kinda neat.

Neal Adams' artwork has all those thick lines, it looks more Kubert than himself in a way. I'm guessing he works on a digital board probably drawing on top of scanned thumbnails now. That modern style has altered the look of quite a few comic artists earlier works.

earlnash, Sunday, 11 August 2019 23:00 (five years ago)

I know he’s a consummate professional, but I’d buy a Batman series where Neal incorporates his growing earth theories

untuned mass damper (mh), Sunday, 11 August 2019 23:59 (five years ago)

I mean, professional and wouldn’t throw personal causes in

untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 12 August 2019 00:00 (five years ago)

"Neal incorporates his growing earth theories"

You know he could just do a Warlord series and be able to make it work 'kinda' in-continuity.

Probably could somehow work it with K'un-Lun in Iron Fist perhaps too.

I always thought that one could easily do some AM radio crank character in the Marvel Universe reading into all this madness always going on in the comics upon the people. I'm kind of surprised that someone like Bendis did not do it, as it would have worked in some of his story lines.

A tribute character to Art Bell would be cool, but I think that would work better in the DC comics.

earlnash, Monday, 12 August 2019 21:32 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Man this looks cool:

https://i.imgur.com/XG2wn9B_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Spry at 78 (morrisp), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 20:35 (five years ago)

recoloured by Continuity iirc?

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:07 (five years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.polygon.com/2019/11/20/20972541/batman-vs-ras-al-ghul-neal-adams-recap

Laura Hudson and David Wolkin have done a sequel to their Batman: Odyssey recap and, folks, it's once again a wild ride

mh, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:51 (five years ago)

jazz wizards!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 20 November 2019 16:57 (five years ago)

one month passes...

One of my all-time favourite scenes pic.twitter.com/zA7rJ6VJ7w

— Chip Zdarsky (@zdarsky) December 26, 2019

I’m finding this much funnier than I should

babu frik fan account (mh), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:00 (five years ago)

good work chip

Nhex, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:03 (five years ago)

the batman who shits

babu frik fan account (mh), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:06 (five years ago)

that dark knight returds

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 December 2019 17:07 (five years ago)

nine months pass...

Stoked that someone will finally be exploring “the darker aspects” of Bruce Wayne:

https://variety.com/2020/digital/news/batman-begins-david-s-goyer-podcast-spotify-1234786099/

I Hate the Aedes (morrisp), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 01:18 (four years ago)

Kind of wild the idea that the radio drama making a comeback like 70+ years later.

earlnash, Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:40 (four years ago)

...I haven't clicked that link but what do you think the last radio drama was

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:47 (four years ago)

nice white parents iirc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 02:55 (four years ago)

The Archers has only been running for 69 years

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:04 (four years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS4QGEQaclk

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 03:08 (four years ago)

that's TV iirc

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 05:51 (four years ago)

Technically it's youtube

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 06:39 (four years ago)

guessing this isn't technically radio tbf

batman-begins-david-s-goyer-podcast-spotify-1234786099/

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 06:54 (four years ago)

one month passes...

Update on the storage locker guy: https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/batman-comics-auction-stolen-randy-lawrence

it's AG in your faaaace.... (morrisp), Sunday, 15 November 2020 04:12 (four years ago)

one year passes...

Just to say Cliff Chiang‘s Catwoman miniseries is friggin DELIGHTFUL and I recommend it HIGHLY. It’s a standard DKR “what if but old and more dystopia” miniseries setup, but the execution is wonderful. WHY ARE NOT MORE COMICS LILE THIS, THINKS OLD MAN

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 17 January 2022 00:04 (three years ago)

Heard a lot of good things about this! Also about gentrification supposedly?

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 17 January 2022 11:52 (three years ago)

Yeah it feels like the first DC comic I've read since the 90s that was **about something** instead of the usual self-regarding DC bullshit about **what I means to be an icon** etc etc

But it wears all that lightly - mostly it's just a delightful, grounded, fun "one more heist" story with a good villain, and makes a couple staple characters (Croc, Riddler) more interesting than I've seen them before, possibly ever. It's **really** good if it's Chiang's first writing job.

Kind of reminds me of the Cooke runs on Catwoman and Spirit in the '00s

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 17 January 2022 17:01 (three years ago)

It's fun. Really love his artwork

Nhex, Monday, 17 January 2022 18:12 (three years ago)

(surprised by how much this was, £5.60 for 50 pages on comixology, but then wonder if that's just inflation for you)

(TDKR was $2.95 in 1986 which would be $8.84 in 2020, about £6.50, physical copy, so maybe ok)

(but i will wait for a sale)

koogs, Monday, 17 January 2022 20:01 (three years ago)

I’m mostly still a shameful stealer but this is the first time I’ve read and enjoyed something enough to buy it in print

Don’t want to oversell it! But it’s definitely actually-good not graded-on-a-curve-good

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 17 January 2022 21:32 (three years ago)

Lonely City is a Black Label book, so it's being printed in oversize magazine format. That's probably why the digital price seemed jacked up, to match the physical

Nhex, Monday, 17 January 2022 21:46 (three years ago)

This does look cool, thx for the rec

Yeah the two physical issues (so far) seem to be $8.99 / $11.99 for 48 pgs. (each); vs. $2.95 cover price for my 1986 copy of TDKR 3 (46 pgs.) = $7.50 in 2021 dollas… I’ll wait for the collection, I guess.

Rockin’, and rollin’, and whatnot (morrisp), Monday, 17 January 2022 21:52 (three years ago)

my 20th anniversary hardback copy of tdkr now goes on ebay for less than i paid for it, even before inflation. and i don't think i've actually read it, other than the extra bits.

but every 5 years that seems to have an anniversary edition. or they decide to reprint it without the colouring or some crap. did they ever fix the swastika tattoo on that one woman's chest?

koogs, Monday, 17 January 2022 22:30 (three years ago)

one month passes...

omg

I am once again thinking about how an obscure PBS documentary got Adam West (RIP) to read 20 seconds’ worth of narration from Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns, and how those 20 seconds are my favorite Batman movie: pic.twitter.com/eKenX2hz6H

— Abraham Riesman אברהם ריסמן (@abrahamjoseph) March 14, 2022

rob, Monday, 14 March 2022 14:12 (three years ago)

wow!

mh, Monday, 14 March 2022 14:39 (three years ago)

Strongly dislike Riseman, but good clip!

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 14 March 2022 15:06 (three years ago)

he's in that category of people I see on twitter (I don't follow him) but don't really know what their ~deal~ is

rob, Monday, 14 March 2022 15:11 (three years ago)

His Stan Lee biography is really good (if, like me, you're firmly in the Stan = old fraud camp)

Ward Fowler, Monday, 14 March 2022 15:13 (three years ago)

I believe he was involved in some online harassment a while back, that put him firmly on my “fuck this guy” list, but I may be misremembering

Otherwise I just hate the way he writes, he seems part of that AV Club influenced-turn in alt-weekly style culture writing to overinflated word counts and boring personal anecdote

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 14 March 2022 15:37 (three years ago)

Is the new movie any good? y/n

u swear (morrisp), Monday, 14 March 2022 15:55 (three years ago)

(Or maybe that’s a pitchfork thing but I don’t read pitchfork.)

Anyway: Adam west really hits that both-funny-and-scary sweet spot with this. Should have had him on all-star Batman too

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 14 March 2022 15:55 (three years ago)

morrisp, there’s a thread Robert Pattinson IS The Batman

I would say it’s fine, Adam West reading the script might be better

mh, Monday, 14 March 2022 18:27 (three years ago)

four weeks pass...

I ended up with this huge hardcover of a thing called Gotham Central Omnibus (a guy was cleaning out his office, and gave it to my wife). Is it good / worth getting into? Looks like Batman isn’t in it very much!

begrudgingly bound by duty of candor (morrisp), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 04:39 (three years ago)

it's decent pulp - Rucka and Brubaker writing different shifts of weary regular cops but! in a supervillain world

beepy fridges (sic), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 05:23 (three years ago)

very fond memories of it

Nhex, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 06:08 (three years ago)

The first arc is a little stiff, but after that it gets better and better.

Greg Rucka is a good influence on Ed Brubaker but an inferior writer in almost every way. One Brubaker leaves, it gets less interesting, but it's still worth finishing.

It exists in an interesting space where crime writers still wanted to riff on Homicide: Life on the Streets (a huge influence, even down to the colouring) but no one was really watching The Wire yet.

Allen and Montoya were two fun characters that DC lost sight of because of racism and editorial carelessness

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 12:17 (three years ago)

*Once not One

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 12:18 (three years ago)

Really nice Michael Lark art on the early issues.

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 12:25 (three years ago)

Montoya hasn't been completely forgotten at least, she later became The Question II and has showed up in various films and TV series. Crispus Allen for sure though

Nhex, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 15:47 (three years ago)


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