Identity Crisis Killer Revealed! Maybe. Spoilers.

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Earlier this week Wizard posted their nominations for their Fan Awards and they included the following:

FAVORITE VILLAIN
The Calculator (Identity Crisis)
Darkseid (Superman/Batman)
Deathstroke (Identity Crisis)
Dr. Light (Identity Crisis)
Electro (New Avengers, Spider-Man)
The Gorgon (Wolverine)
Dick Grayson (Identity Crisis)
Loki (Loki, Thor)
Major Force (Green Lantern)
Ord (Astonishing X-Men)
Serial Killer (H-E-R-O)
Titans of Tomorrow (Teen Titans)

The highlighted entry has since been removed from the website. Was this a prank, a goof, or DID THE BOY WONDER MAKE KILL KILL ON NICE LADY?

Huk-L, Friday, 29 October 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST HIM.

He was probably just trying to get Batman's attention.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Just like in DKSA!!!

Huk-L, Friday, 29 October 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I learned it from you, ok? I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a horrible list of villains btw (I assume it's for this year only?). Off the top of my head, Fenris from Lucifer or Red Riding Hood from Fables should be on there. Or the Mickey Eye Corp.!

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

This is his revenge for no one in the JLA calling social services on Batman after that time he nearly got sucked into that guy's ass.
ihttp://www.goldenagebatman.com/bat7a.jpg

Huk-L, Friday, 29 October 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

That is simultaneously the best and worst picture ever.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 29 October 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's tied with Black Lois for most often posted on ILC.

Huk-L, Friday, 29 October 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Come to think of it, does Black Lois have an alibi for the night of Sue Dibny's killing?

Huk-L, Friday, 29 October 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

DAMN YOU FOR TEMPTING ME I AM NOT READING THIS THREAD!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, you know you want to. Everybody's doing it. You'll never get a date for the prom if you don't.

Huk-L, Friday, 29 October 2004 17:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Eff a prom! I don't need no bourgeoise hootenanny!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 29 October 2004 17:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Dick Grayson make stabby?

I eagerly await the hue and cry from the masses, should this prove to be the case.

Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Friday, 29 October 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Particularly from all the people who write Outsiders slash fic (eh, Tep!).
See, Nightwing's own mag hits #100 soon and then, um, there's going to be a 6 issue Year One story, so that really sort of casts a big shadow of Grayson's future, and, uh, I think that lately they've proven that it's Robin, not whoever's behind the mask that's the icon, so Dick Grayson or Tim Drake or Carrie Whatserfuck are all fair game.

Huk-L, Friday, 29 October 2004 19:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't write Outsiders slash!

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Dick Grayson going psycho in a "not an imaginary story! not a hoax! not mind control! not the influence of drugs! not something that'll be put behind him by this time next year and rarely mentioned again!" way could potentially be the greatest Batman story that doesn't rhyme with Mark Bright Sees Ferns, but I haven't been reading Identity Crisis, so I don't know if it would be good here.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 29 October 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That's what I don't like about Identity Crisis, that it sort of shortchanges everything else the characters have been going through (and living in comic book land, it's ALL WORLD DESTROYING ALL THE TIME). I haven't been following Nightwing too closely in his own title, but, uh, fuck!

Huk-L, Friday, 29 October 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a tricky situation. On the one hand, if you have significant things happen to characters outside of their solo titles, you're poaching on their territory and fucking over Nightwing fans (for example) in the same way that made so much of the 80s and 90s suck. On the other, if solo titles have privilege over their characters, team books (miniseries or ongoing) featuring solo characters are pretty much pointless, because no matter how you dress it up, it's just going to be another episode of the Superfriends.

(My solution: fuck continuity between titles except in those cases where it actually helps the story. Stan and Jack and the gang put the FF, X-Men, Avengers, etc., in the same self-consistent world to free them to write more stories -- like Spidey being rejected from the FF, or When Titans Have A Misunderstanding between the X-Men and Avengers, or the Hulk thrashing on the Thing -- not to limit themselves. Cross-title continuity isn't a marriage. If she stops blowing you during the game, it's okay to ditch her.)

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

(That was all a tangent, not particularly a commentary on Identity Crisis.)

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

who benefits?

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Geoff Johns and Matt Brady.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeff George and Tom Brady?

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

George Jefferson and Mike Brady.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Greg Jeffries and Brady Anderson

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Madison Jeffries and Gillian Anderson!

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

James Madison and Ann Jillian!

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Jim Morrison and Angie Dickinson!

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Grant Morrison and Angie Everhart!

Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Friday, 29 October 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

George Harrison and Amelia Earhart!

cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 29 October 2004 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Harrison John and Amelia Bedelia!

Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 30 October 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Harrison Ford and Princess Amidala!

Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 30 October 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

President Ford and Princess Diana!

Douglas (Douglas), Saturday, 30 October 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Lita Ford and Dion Dimucci!

cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 30 October 2004 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ford Prefect and Dionne Warwick!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 31 October 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I've read #1-5 now, and:

1) It's not like I thought it would be.

2) I really hope it's Dick Grayson.

Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 6 November 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

1. What did you think it would be?

2. Do you think there's enough within the text of Identity Crisis to support Dick Grayson as the killer? The strongest hard evidence is that he's wearing a trenchcoat at the same time as the Sue Dibney killer is wearing a trenchcoat, and many other characters have been seen to wear trenchcoats in the series.

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

1. I'm not sure. I think I thought it was going to be one of those "there's no reason for this story except the change it'll effect on the status quo" miniseries I was complaining about, but it isn't.

2. I think there's as much to support him as anyone else, which is to say, not very much. His parents' anniversary (of their marriage or murder?) is the same day Sue was killed, and it kept jumping out at me when we'd cut from a murder or discussion thereof to Robin. Granted, the Robin in question is Tim, but if Dick's the killer, I assume there's gonna be some kind of "I was too young to be a superhero, I was in shock from my parents being killed and you exploited me and turned me into a soldier!" accusation thrown at Batman[1]. The only other person I see any kind of hints towards is Tim Drake's dad.

[1] One way or the other, in the world of this story (and I know, it isn't an Elseworlds or anything, but it's definitely a different take on the DCU than in most of the main books), that accusation would be correct. I mean, the only real defense for "well, I took these kids and made them my wards and, um, trained them to fight -- but it's okay, I made them smart, too!" in the comics is "because it's comics, and you know, you just have to look the other way and accept a few things."

But this story presupposes a less silly DCU, one where villains are more realistically villainous instead of just colorful dilettante burglars who would've been written as the good guys a few centuries ago, and where the magic rule of "truly awful things don't happen" is broken in such a way that the break is the whole point of the story. That's not a world in which I can take Batman's creation of Robin -- any of them -- as a moral act.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Grayson, much moreso than Drake (unless there are a lot of things I don't know about Drake, which is possible), is also more convincingly competent enough to pull this off -- they've drawn attention to the culprit's skill, and wouldn't the Atom/Ralph era of the JLA correspond to Dick's stint as Robin? (Not that it's easy to map DC chronology, but that seems a reasonable assumption.) Sue and Jean would be very odd targets for Drake, and there'd have to be someone else involved with him, both to explain that and to provide the skillz. Two killers = half as much drama, unless you're writing Scream.

And the Dick-era Titans have already been brought up in connection to the rebooted Dr Light. I'm not sure how those things would fit in, but it's like the prerequisite to a clue.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

(Or to put a lot of that another way: if Dick were to turn out to be the killer here, you'd have to establish certain facts -- mention the Titans thing, and if Dick's motivation is going to involve his parents' death [is he pissed off that the JLA used their special powers to protect their loved ones to a greater extent than the world at large? etc etc] then you need to bring up the fact that they're dead and matter to him. The fact that these things have been established proves nothing, just like three points don't in of themselves make a triangle -- but three points do make a triangle more likely.)

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I wrote a really great reply, but it got lost in the daily back-up thing. I'll try to think of it tomorrow.

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 06:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I just think doing this would be like Parallax x100 (especially from the slash fiction gurls).

Pete (Pete), Monday, 8 November 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

V.2

My first reaction when I learned about Identity Crisis, that it was about a dirty secret from the JLA's past and that it would affect those closest to them, was to think it would be about kid sidekicks. Certainly the convention has been questioned with regards to the Green Arrow/Speedy relationship, and since from the 40s to late 60s, Green Arrow was rarely more than a Batman analogue, it was through GA that all sorts of questions could be raised that would be taboo within the cash-collecting Batman mythos. What happens when a hero abandons his sidekick? Sidekick finds the smack, what else? How coincidental is it that GA and Batman had the same creative team (D O'N and N A) in the 70s, and GA got a social consience while Batman got Ra's Al Ghul (Batman wins)?
Green Arrow and Speedy dealt with the ambiguities of a not-quite-parental relationship long before Batman and Dick Grayson ever did. But the verdict was the same: superheroes make terrible parents.

One of the main arguments against Grayson as the killer is that he's supposedly an icon, and as such, untouchable. That's a total fallacy. It's been proven time and time again (most recently in the Teen Titans cartoon, where Robin is merely Robin, the mask never comes off) that the icon is Robin. Not Dick Grayson, not Tim Drake, not even Jason Todd, Carrie Kelly, or Stephanie Brown. The moment Dick took off his short-shorts, he removed himself from the legacy enough that he became unfixed. He became minor and transmutable, like Green Arrow or Aquaman. Surely Aquaman's beard messes with DC's iconography more than having the former occupant of the passenger side of the Batmobile become a killer.

I like Dick Grayson and Nightwing, and the way that he, much more than the Jason Todd's empty uniform under glass in the Batcave, serves as a reminder of Batman's innate, if not defining, lack of empathy for the very people he claims to protect. I will be sad to see him go (if he even goes, I mean, his series hasn't been cancelled, but neither have we been promised new Nightwing stories).

Just noticed: Dick: Identity Crisis Killer! Take that, HEAT!

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't even know who Stephanie Brown is! But yeah, exactly -- Dick Grayson isn't Hal Jordan. Depending on how they slice up chronology these days, he's probably been Nightwing longer than he was Robin, and the general public doesn't know who the hell Nightwing is (nor does the general comics-reading public pay much attention to him when he isn't guest-starring in Batman or Detective).

I'm not sure it would be a good idea, from a company standpoint, to make Grayson go nuts, mind you -- just that, for this story, I want it to be him because he's the most interesting possibility. And in the long run, I think it'd be no more damaging/controversial/whatever than Jason Todd's death (which no one would care about if it hadn't been for the vote line).

It's kind of odd that five issues of a seven (right?) issue series are out, and there's no list of suspects yet.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

who benefits?

cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 8 November 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Stephanie Brown was the recent girl Robin. She was Tim Drake's on again off again love interest and I think daughter of the Cluemaster. She fought crime as Spoiler before and after her very brief term as Robin (collected in the Batman: War Drums tpb, which is actually really good, and almost got me to buy War Games by the issue instead of waiting for the six or seven trades). SPOILER: She may have died in War Games.

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, Spoiler, okay. I'm not sure I knew her real name.

The thing about the "who benefits?" thing is that it doesn't bear on anything we know yet, because from what we know right now, no one benefits. It's a way to weigh future clues. Or "clues," I should say -- this is really more Sherlock Holmes than Ellery Queen.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Green Arrow benefits! He doesn't get this much star time in his own series!

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Elongated Man doesn't even HAVE a series!

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

For that matter, more people know Sue Dibny's name now than have since the 80s! Look for a posthumously released pop album (first single covers "Don't Do Me Like That").

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

She's no Stephanie Brown.

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

She should go by "Steph" or "Stephie," I'd remember her name then. I can't remember that many syllables for a supporting character in a franchise I don't read regularly!

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, she's dead, so nothing to worry about anymore.

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

She'll be back on like the eve of Tim's wedding or something, or he'll discover her when the Astonishing Titans raid a laboratory belonging to a mysterious group who've found the cure for being a sidekick.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe we'll learn something in the next issue of the Teen Titans, since the kids are in the future, where they're going to have to do battle with THEIR FUTURE SELVES (who retain memory of this time trip!)!!!

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

FUTURE TIM: Tim Of The Past, Dick Grayson is Sue Dibny's killer! If you don't stop him, he'll get Lois Lane, Cat Grant, Duala Dent, Carol Ferris, and Max Lord!

TIM OF THE PAST: Dick! It can't be!

FUTURE TIM: I'm from the future! I remember! He hired Captain Boomerang to kill our father!

TIM OF THE PAST: But wait -- why would he -- Captain Boomerang?

FUTURE TIM: AS A SYMBOL OF THE BATARANG, TIM OF THE PAST!

TIM OF THE PAST: Holy Hannah!

(( woooee woooee wooee time travel noises ))

TIM OF THE PAST BUT IT'S THE PRESENT NOW: Batman! It's Dick! Dick Grayson is the Identity Crisis killer!

BATMAN AND JLA: whap whap whap

DICK GRAYSON: *gurk*

TIM OF THE FUTURE: That'll show that fucker. Now I am the sole heir to the Wayne fortune! A Batman is me!

DICK GRAYSON OF THE FUTURE BECAUSE ACTUALLY HE WAS INNOCENT: *poof*

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you steal the sound effects for that from Ambush Bug?

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 16:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, Ambush Big would be the best killer yet.

"You made fun of me, and then stopped putting me in comics. They don't call me AMBUSH Bug for nothing."

Pete (Pete), Monday, 8 November 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

And doesn't he have teleportation powers? And nobody cared when Cheeks died!

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the real reason Giffen's so pissed!

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ambush Bug is just doing the grunt work, the real mastermind is depowered Rokk Krin! (i can't believe I pulled that name from my memory)

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

At the end, when everyone has realized they're comic book characters, they'll guard the door to the fourth wall while Ralph kicks the shit out of Brad Meltzer.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Issue #7 is just solid text, a Sim-style rant wherein Brad talks about the origins of his masochistic fantasies in the slumber party pillow fights his older sister used to let him partake in as long as he promised to pretend to be a girl.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 8 November 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Fourth Wall = Source Wall?

xpost

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the killer should be Poison Ivy because she's the first DC villian that came to my mind.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 November 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan wins.

Huk-L, Monday, 8 November 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Sexy preview action:
http://www.popcultureshock.com/reviews.php?id=3558

Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"get it out! please!" - batman's heard that one before!

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

So it looks like Robin's papa is really dead. So Tim becomes just like all the other Bat-People.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha Blount!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

NEW (DIFFERENT) SPOILER ACTOIN!!!
LAST FOUR PAGES OF IC #6 REVEALED...
http://www.newsarama.com/forums/showthread.php?s=cc2c376c2d568a78b3704c5c962051f0&threadid=21123

DON'T READ UNLESS YOU HATE YOURSELF!!!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGGGGGGHHHH!!!! Bandwidth exceeded, spoilerage denied!!! (unless you read the text on the board)

Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I did! Do you have the images in your cache, by any chance?

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't see them myself! Which is a huge bummer, because it's one thing to be spoiled by the actual artwork, and quite another to be spoiled by some internet fanboys! Shit.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn. But the speculation in the first reply (actually, that wouldn't spoil anything: the idea that it could be brain-switching at work) could well be true. Either way, Mr Grayson does not seem likely now.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. That's just incredibly dumb. Totally utterly irrevocably dumb. Like poke yourself in the eyeballs with icepicks to make the dumb pain go away dumb.

Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no idea what's actually on the pages, but it should be noted the hero in question's powers are tool-based, and as such, could be easily duplicated by DICK GRAYSON!!!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll bet he turns out to be Parallax, too. He just stole some GL rings! That Dick!

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the thing, as long as we accept that Dick Grayson is ultimately responsible for everything shitty in the Universe ever, we'll be fine.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I just hope the last two panels of #7 are Dick getting shot in the back and a mysterious shadowy figure saying "Justice is served."

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

And then it turns out Ned Leeds set him up.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Last panel of IC#7 revealed!

http://www.quarterbin.net/img/gu0401.jpg

Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

simply the dickens

H (Heruy), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Preview pages have been transfered to yahoo!

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/35c5d524/a84b/__sr_/85d7.jpg?phudQkBBd5f1G4xL

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/35c5d524/a84b/__sr_/40c9.jpg?phudQkBBIywsWuxl

I can't make out the text, but, uh, fuck fuck fuck!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Doesn't work for me. Ah well, it'll be out soon enough.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Possibly cut and past the link?
It's just photos of the pages.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Nope. Although I'm guessing it'll be the accused's body, but HITLER'S BRANE.

Vic Fluro, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

What about the original link?

Huk-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHA


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a rubbish twist!

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It seems really unlikely that that's the twist, if it's in #6.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

This was on Newsarama today: As a reminder, no collected edition of IDENTITY CRISIS is planned to be published before September 2005.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 10 November 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, no collected edition of IDENTITY CRISIS is planned to be bought after September 2005, so fair enough.

Vic Fluro, Wednesday, 10 November 2004 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Great googly moogly, DC does some asenine stuff sometimes. Being proud of taking nearly a year to get the trade collection of one of their headline-grabbing series is just so idiotic as to defy description.

If you only want to sell to the DM, that attitude is fine. But there's about, oh... EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET who doesn't set foot in a regular comics shop ever.

Gah.

Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Agreed, and don't take this as a justification of the decision so much as a sidenote: if they're planning on releasing it in a year, presumably there must be actual long-lasting repercussions to the series, or how would they sell it? "Last year's hypefest, with the surprise ending you already know about now"? They'd have to spin it as "the story that explains how BATMAN WENT LESBIAN," or some other big deal thing. Nothing that's happened so far counts -- not even Tim's dad, a character unknown to a lot of comics readers and unread outside the Bat-books. Certainly not Sue or Jean or what will have to be a non-fatal attack on Lois.

Not that that supports the Grayson Hypothesis, but I wonder if the Something That Counts will be another victim, the identity of the killer, or (least likely, yet most interesting) a rift in the JLA-centric superhero community vis-a-vis methods and so on.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

it seems now if it isn't the atom (or the top via the atom) then it is definitely a super (this would explain the cryptic 'don't worry we win' that futuretelling dude kept murmuring while ruining people's games of risk), and the batfocus of it lately leans toward grayson (for some reason grayson just makes alot of sense to me, i don't know why - it's not like i'm really up on the dc universe). to me the big holy moly more than the atom maybe (unless he did do it) was THEY BRAINWASHED BATMAN. i didn't blink at brainwashing a villain, but brainwashing a cohort, specifically the most (wait for it) batshitcrazy cohort you got? calculator could come into it merely as the 'how' alot of it was done (setting up boomerang obv. but more maybe) but i do think the brainwashing must/will come into the who/what/why of what was done and while that doesn't rule out atom it does mean meltzer will have some splainin to do in #7. i liked green arrow or whoever it was telling flash he has some fucked up villains.

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 11 November 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not up on it either, really, which is why I wasn't buying this -- I really think the intuitive sense of Grayson comes down to us figuring on some level that being raised by Batman fucks you up. That was my first thought when I saw the mention of him in the poll up top, before I'd read IC, and it totally influenced the way I read the series thus far.

It does seem like there are a lot of balls in the air that are going to look sloppy if they're not ... um, connected ... okay, you don't connect balls in the air, but you know.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

you connect balls in your draws if they too tight

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 11 November 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It does look sloppy if you don't. Especially in spandex!

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

presumably there must be actual long-lasting repercussions to the series

Or they're assuming that money spent pushing it was spent well. You know, like Kingdom Come, official most important series ever.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 11 November 2004 11:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll look foolish -- always likely -- if there's a change in issue 7, but wasn't it always fairly obvious about the Atom? I seem to remember some dialogue from the first issue, along the lines of:

Batman: "Hmm... Sue Dibny's apartment was completely sealed."
Superman: "Yes, Batman, not even an ATOM could have gotten through."
Batman: "YES SOMETHING REALLY SMALL LIKE AN ATOM."

(I think I'm paraphrasing here.)

Did I remember right?

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 11 November 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, I kind of hope you're NOT paraphrasing.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I have to say, I'm enjoying following the IC coverage/speculation while at the same time feel no need to actually read it.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 11 November 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

jordan it really is better (well imo at least) than it sounds

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 11 November 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

One word review of #6: non-plussed.

I missed getting a copy of the JSA autopsy issue (drawn by DAVE GIBBONS no less!!!)(and I usually get JSA, so it's not like I'm just some jerk fanboy who was only gonna buy it for the IC tie-in and deserves to not get a copy), but I guess nothing important (IC plot-wise) is really revealed there, since it's revealed here.
Merlyn, Monocle & Deadshot seem to be highlighted throughout this series, even though we know nothing too major happens with Deadshot since he's got a 4-issue mini-series coming next month, that deals specifically with him being the same character that he's always been, so it's not like he's gonna find out he has (YET ANOTHER) son who...
I gotta say, I'm a little disappointed at how many balls in the air there are, because, uh, at first this seemed like it was going to be a very specific and focussed sort of story, but it's just sort of, uh, flits between all these different things and assumes that you care enough follow what goes on between panels, which I do less and less.

Huk-L, Thursday, 11 November 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, it reads more like a JLA arc where you know some of the plotlines will be ongoing, some of them will be resolved in three issues, others in eight, etc. Maybe that's what I meant when I said it wasn't how I thought it would be.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 11 November 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Is there a petition yet for them to just ignore it?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 11 November 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Proposition: The final issue will have to be a phenomenal piece of storytelling to live up to the mystery and pressure.

Prediction: It will in fact blow chunks from the first page, and by next September will be as well-remembered as the Skrull Kill Krew (but not as funny).

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 12 November 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder how long it will take before they have another miniseries to reverse it all (a la Green Lantern)

also, the Atom is supposed to be brainy - you'd think he'd have stolen someone elses shoes or gone in on a midget bike to avoid leaving footprints.

Incidentally I have a client at work called Dr Light, but I don't think it's the same one...

Mark C (Markco), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, you have to get Dr Light to autograph Identity Crisis #1. Find an excuse!

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"You've got the same name as a psychotic rapist supervillain! Please sign it for me! Pleeeease!"

Mark C (Markco), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't forget the Japanese woman Dr. Light!

Huk-L, Friday, 12 November 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Say it's for work!

I just read #6 finally, and yeah, #7 really has to be extraordinary to tie everything together. That said, the whole Batman thing, the League Within The League, that conflict -- you can't just leave that behind after this mini. I mean, that's the best thing going on here, for one thing.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

And once Hal Jordan is finally resurrected he's gonna have to answer for all this again! Ha ha, shoulda stayed the Spectre!

Huk-L, Friday, 12 November 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy crap, it just hit me! The Atom was in the Suicide Squad, wasn't he?

Huk-L, Friday, 12 November 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Was he? I don't recall it...

btw- does anyone not reading IC want the cbrs in their gmail? I was going to wait for the trade, but since they've delayed that I decided to read them anyway.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Mega Man must be so disappointed in Dr. Light.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 12 November 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The Suicide Squad Atom was a government agent, Adam Cray, who was given the equipment by Palmer and murdered when he was mistaken for Palmer -- and he was on the SS at the same time as Captain Boomerang and Deadshot.

http://www.dcuguide.com/DCP/As.php#ATOM3

http://www.dcuguide.com/MiniWho/As.php

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 12 November 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Wtf? Isn't Adam Cray the drummer for U2?

Huk-L, Friday, 12 November 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Only when he's not a dead secret agent!

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 12 November 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Holy Hannah!
http://img79.exs.cx/img79/9584/ictheory.jpg

Huk-L, Monday, 15 November 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr Light has possessed Charles Dance??? Well, I certainly didn't see that coming!

Mark C (Markco), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr. Light? I thought that was the Edge!

Huk-L, Monday, 15 November 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

What the hell?

I guess it could be cool if it'd Dr Light after all, because the explanation of his delobotomization could be cool, and hmm is Batman dememorywiped too? and etc.

Better yet, though, maybe Grayson is controlling Dr Light and making him control the Atom!

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Dr Light is apparently a very angry young man

Mark C (Markco), Monday, 15 November 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

But he has a fin on his head!

Huk-L, Monday, 15 November 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Feb Five solicits (which also has info on upcoming Morrison 7 Soldiers & Vinamarama, and Moore's Skizz):

TEEN TITANS #21
Written by Geoff Johns
Art by Mike McKone & Marlo Alquiza

Part 1 of the 3-part “Lights Out,” an IDENTITY CRISIS follow-up story! Doctor Light has forced the Titans’ hand and staged a publicized battle with the young heroes to take back his reputation. But as the Titans fall, help arrives in the form of two young heroes. Get ready for the debut of the new Hawk and Dove!

On sale Feb 16 • 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US

I vow, no matter what the outcome of Identity Crisis, to ask, "Man, how did Grayson pull that off?", even if, for instance:

1) It ends with Dick Grayson being killed by Gloomsday, Doomsday's gothy kid sidekick;

2) It ends with the reveal that Ralph dreamed it all and look, it's Sue in the shower;

3) It ends with Superman talking to his legion of Super-robots and gloating about how he's the Identity Crisis and it was a lot of fun and he can't wait to go live in the sun for awhile.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

OUTSIDERS #21
Written by Judd Winick
Art by Carlos D'Anda
Cover by Doug Mahnke
A shocking IDENTITY CRISIS follow-up guest-starring Batman and featuring guest art by Carlos D'Anda (ACTION COMICS)! Nightwing and Batman have a confrontation that could change the future of the team! Meanwhile, Arsenal has his own secret meeting with Batman that threatens to splinter the team forever!
On sale Feb 23 o 32 pg, FC, $2.50 US

How did Grayson get the Outsiders to let him stay on the team after killing Sue Dibny? That wacky Grayson! Such a cad!

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Blistering barnacles, this is a long thread for ILC. Identity Crisis must be really good.

Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

It won't be on my best of 2004 list or anything -- it's better than I thought it would be, and some moments are very good. Mostly, I think it's the Eventness of it, and for me definitely the way it could impact future stories -- not even because of the mystery itself, but because of the backstory (long story short: the JLA of the 80s fucked with villains' minds to make them less dangerous, and fucked with Batman's to erase his memory of their having done it), which now that it's being let out of the bag is the kind of thing that by all rights ought to have long-lasting effects on the DCU. I'm not sure it will, but it'd be nice.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

That sounds pretty interesting. In my head I'm picturing Batman versus the rest of the DCU, with Bats eventually prevailing through sheer cunning. Fuck, that would be a great comic. It can't be as good as that.

Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not, but it could lead to one that is ... I hope. I'm really hoping they don't "fix" this situation with the final issue. I don't see how they could, at this point, mind you.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

So was The Martian Manhunter involved in messing with the Batbrain? if so that's a pretty radical piece of retconning.

Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Zatanna -- they glossed over exactly what she needed to say to get it right, which was probably a good idea, and they'd already done Dr Light so she had some practice (this sounds so callous! I guess that's the point). J'onn wasn't on the team at the time, this was the ... mid-? early-? 80s era, Elongated Man, Green Arrow, Hawkman, and so on. Actually, that's more like Silver Age, isn't it?

Anyway. I'm still getting my head around the idea of the B-list guys in the League erasing Batman's memory to protect themselves, and in a way where they're not quite being presented as villains -- more the point, I'm getting my head around the fact that DC can't just undo this and forget it happened. It's Batman! They erased part of his memory!

(Not to mention the unanswered question of how many villains they lobotomized -- Wally mentions that Dr Light seemed so harmless when the Titans fought him, he can't believe he's the kind of guy who could've raped Sue Dibny -- and Green Arrow's like, yeah, how do you think he got that way, sport?)

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

so do you guys know who the real baddie is yet?? (i haven't been reading any of this, i was just curious)

dave k, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

One more issue to go -- so far, the most recent issue implies that it's the Atom (tiny footprints on Sue Dibny's brain!), but it seems likely that's a setup, or that mind control is involved. Dr Light looks like he's still a contender. I want it to be Dick Grayson and am basically sure it isn't, alas.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

They've also, um, souped up former B-Villain the Calculator, who, um, used to dress up like a calculator and commit crimes of mathmatical certainty into an evil information broker (like Oracle, if you've followed Batman or Birds of Prey at all lately, only bad). Batman seems to believe Calculator is innocent of the Dibny murder, but he's definitely involved at some level, at least as middle man.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm trying to ignore Calckie, mostly because no matter how souped-up he is, he's still calling himself the Calculator.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Coming in March 2005: Frank Miller's CALENDAR MAN.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Since we're talking about the newly revealed Feb solicits, I love Mad magazine (and for that reason, have resolved never to read it again, lest my true and honest love be spoilt):
MAD #451




Written and illustrated by The Usual Gang of Idiots

Surprise your Valentine this year with a brand-spankin' new issue of MAD! Wait, who are we kidding? If you're reading MAD, there's no way you have a Valentine!

MAD | 48pg. | Color/B&W | $3.50 US

On Sale February 2, 2005

Huk-L, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

So true, yet so ... true.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm surprised they didn't dig deeper and say something like Wait, who are we kidding? If you're reading advance solicitations for MAD, there's no way you have a Valentine!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha! Okay, yeah. Geez. "Oooh, I wonder what the usual gang will spoof next!"

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Again from the Feb solicits! Hopefully Identity Crisis will already be forgotten as Elongated Man returns to wacky misadventures with the Super Buddies in JLA: Classified #4

http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/2659_180x270.jpg

Huk-L, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:20 (twenty-one years ago)

No wackiness yet! Too soon for wackiness! Geez, Ralph, have some dignity!

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, Blue Beetle is wearing a black version of his costume, possibly out of respect for Mrs. Dibny. Or maybe it's a new BB, BECAUSE HE WAS THE IC KILLER!!!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I just saw the cover to the EXPLOSIVE issue of the Outsiders, and Nightwing looks like he's been using a low-flow shower head.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I finally read #6 (and then this thread).

You blabbermouths are on my shit list for 5 minutes for spending the past week+ going ATOM ATOM ATOM ATOM over a good number of spoiler-free threads that ain't got jack to do w/ IC.

Make that 10 minutes. Bastids.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh man, did we really? I honestly hardly ever even look at thread titles on ILC, that didn't even occur to me! I'll be more careful with #7.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 November 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Huk-L, son of Chuk-L, that's the most guilty party. Yo Son of Canada - I've got your Mauve Kryptonite RIGHT HERE.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 November 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I'll warn you this much about IC #7 up front, and it isn't a spoiler since I haven't read it yet:

Dick Grayson did it.

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 November 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

five bucks sez it's tomar-re

cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 18 November 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

You're all wrong - it's the Scarlet Witch.

OR KAMANDI!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 November 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

duh, it is obviously Clayface pretending to be all the baddies

Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 18 November 2004 09:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Kamandi is a patsy! Scarlet Witch is Dick Grayson in drag (when the RED RED Robin goes BOB BOB BOBBING along!) Clayface is just a distraction!

Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, David.

Huk-L, Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It's OK. I was just frontin'. In hindsight, I might've inadvertently clicked on this thread & seen the ATOM ATOM ATOM I mentioned above. I await the tiny footprints on my brain.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I imagined your post sung by Don Ho.

Huk-L, Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I have transferred the blame to my comic shop proprietor for underordering THE MOST POPULAR BOOK OF THE SEASON!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

& was it just me, or did the last couple of pages give you folk the heebie-jeebies, too? I'm like Play-Doh in Brad Meltzer's Spaghetti Factory of Murderation.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

It was slightly reminiscent of that horrifying Ant Man thing a few months (years?) back.

Huk-L, Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait a second - it's not the Atom, it's HANK PYM!

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Could be! DC seems to be accepting JLA/Avengers as in-continuity, so if HP died on Marvel-Earth (Earth-M?), his angry (and tiny) soul could have found its way to Earth-1!

Huk-L, Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:03 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Would someone please tell me how this ends?

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Sue Dibny jumps out of the birthday and everybody feels like an ass!

Huk-L, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Birthday CAKE, dammit.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

basically Ex Mrs Atom was craving attention and hot Atom lovin' so she borrowed one of Atoms spare shrinko suits and tried to mess with Sue Dibney's mind in some way (by stamping on her brain with tiny feet) which would make Atom hot for her. Unfortunately it all went wrong and Sue died, so Ex Mrs Atom burned up Sue's body with a flame thrower she just happened to have handy and plotted lots of other near death hijinks so that no-one would suspect anything.

Atom does indeed have hot loving with his Ex but when he finds out what she did he takes her to Arkham Asylum where all the other inmates are mean to her. Everyone is sad. The DC universe has changed for-evah!!! The end.

Mark C (Markco), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ex-Mrs Atom probably saw that icky Avengers issue where Antman and Wasp were doing it.

Oh and the Flash asks Green Arrow out on a date and gives Batman the cold shoulder.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

...because he's not even a real bat

Mark C (Markco), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The true story, that DC wasn't brave enough to print...can finally be told!
http://groups.msn.com/ElseworldsComicBookArt/identitycrisis.msnw?Page=1

Huk-L, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

omg classic!

blount, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

That was almost as deranged as the real thing...

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I like it when Batman says "Bingo!"

Huk-L, Wednesday, 5 January 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...
IC Director's Cut: http://www.wizarduniverse.com/magazines/wizard/WZ20050126-id.cfm

Huk-L, Thursday, 3 February 2005 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Could someone who enjoyed IC tell me: Does Bred Meltzer sound like a self-aggrandizing tool there, or is my dislike for the subject matter colouring it?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"And here's a scene I wrote that was the moving piece of literature evvvvvaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

Huk-L, Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"This is Mephisto to me. I actually wrote in the script that this is King Lear."

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Pretentiousness aside, if anyone can explain the Lear/Light resemblance, I'd love to know. Has Metzler just referenced the wrong play or something?

Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

But then Morales (who comes across really well here, IMO) says, "It's the Grinch."

xpost

Huk-L, Thursday, 3 February 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...
So I finally read this and it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it'd be, though that probably has less to do w/ the intrinsice merits of the story than with the fact that I read it in half an hour in trade paperback form and didn't have to keep up with it for half a year like you guys. (I think I'd imagined it to be more like Infinity Gauntlet or Knightfall--an endless fight scene, ending with the death of an inconsequential character that will change everything.) Anyways, I agree with this description-- "the nasty taste of cynical crime-fic schlockwerk meets middlebrow pop-guilt)"*

I think what bothes me is that the anti-silver-age revisionism isn't profound, but mundane. I think this is what makes IC different from Watchmen, Rick Veitch's Brat Pack, or even those "grim and gritty" image comics (the logical end consequences of vigilantism)--the plot twist isn't really integral to the superhero genre, it's just sort of nasty and vaguely mean-spirited. I don't think it really changes the way anyone thinks about superheroes--so it's different from watchmen in kind, not in value--just how we think about this particular scene of heroes. The way it diminishes superhero comics the most doesn't seem to be through the OMG revelations, but in the way that it treats superheroism as just another occupation, where people cut corners and do bad things to cover-up for themselves when their boss barges in.

So my question is--and this may reveal my complete ignorance of Infinite Crisis--do they ever follow-up on the Batman part of this story or reveal anything else these nasty superheroes did? (I'm betting that people not liking IC probably had something to do with Batman revealed as being not omniscient.)

And a more anthropological question--so was this really the big deal that everyone said? Was the fan reaction generally good? This "they're ruining the characters" vs "multi-layered storytelling" polarity sounds right, but do people really think that IC gave the DC universe a compelling dose of humanism? It seemed to invoke characterization the same way every superhero comic of the last 15 years has: someone dies, other people cry, insert voice-over narration.

And is Firestorm really dead?

*Tom (freakytrigge...), September 13th, 2004.

kenchen, Friday, 30 December 2005 08:15 (twenty years ago)

Also, isn't the surprise reveal just like Long Halloween?

kenchen, Friday, 30 December 2005 08:18 (twenty years ago)

i got the IC GN for Xmas and enjoyed it more than I thought I wld (I'm a Marvel Zuvembie so don't have a lot of emotional investment in mrs elongated man and ex-mrs atom) but I was really put off by the self-congratulatory endnotes - so cocksucking and AWFUL

Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 30 December 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

do they ever follow-up on the Batman part of this story or reveal anything else these nasty superheroes did?

Only in every single comic published by DC (and a few by Marvel) since. Batman's new mistrust led him to build a giant a.i. satellite to monitor the superheros, but before he got a chance to use it, yet another benign supporting character gone bad kidnapped the satellite and killed 80s joycore comics the same way IdC killed 70s joycore comics. Then the Justice League went to Batman's house, but Alfred said he wasn't home, but Superman has X-ray vision, so he was like, "He is too home." But Alfred said, "Nuh-uh."
So the heroes left, and then Batman came out from the behind the fern he was hiding behind and says, "I'm going down to the basement, I'm taking apart the Red Tornado."
But when he got to the basement, Aquaman was down there (I guess there's a waterway in the Batcave), only he had THREE EYES!!!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 30 December 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

The next person that uses joycore as an adjective is getting a visit from Mrs. Atom.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

Don't joycore my parade, Dr. Diva.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 30 December 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

YOU ASKED FOR IT!

http://www.comictreadmill.com/CTMBlogarchives/images/IdentityCrisis7.jpg

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

verb vs. adjective
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/staywithusbuddy.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 30 December 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I'M MELTING!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

I almost posted the George Tuska-Black Canary: "You don't OWN me, Oliver" panel.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 30 December 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

Wait, so what were we talking about?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

The Anthropology of Identity Crisis

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

Laetoli footprints. In the brain.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/anthro.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

Great scene in GLA a few months ago: Squirrel Girl finds that her squirrel sidekick Monkey Joe has been "tampered with" and burned alive. But, says someone else, it looks like that's not what actually killed him--it was FOOTPRINTS IN HIS BRAIN! Let's see--looks like a men's size 12, and what does it say here? "Eebok"?

Douglas (Douglas), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

So, wait - the OMAC satellite was a direct result of IC? I thought that was a bun Batsy had in the oven for a while!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

The next Scourge of the Underworld should be named Ike.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

Okay, yeah, the Brother I satellite (OMACs are the people/robots, DUH!) was hatched beforehand (or so we were told), but Batman's mistrust was as a result of having his little yellow-oval-shaped heart broked by the brain-molestation that was revealed in IC.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

As for the Firestorm question, I think don't know if any ILCites are reading Firestorm (so, yes, there's A Firestorm out there, but who is it? there's something INFINITE going on with Firestorm), not even Aquaman-lovin' Aldo Cowpat.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

Ah, Bruce Bruce was just looking for an excuse. Use.

The closest I've come to Firestorm of late are those "Supergirl, she's banging! / shut up, Ted!" asides in the OTHER IC.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Cover to Jan's Firestone Comix Quarterly:
http://www.dccomics.com/media/covers/4704_180x270.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Might explain his Supergirl fixation?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Bangin!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

okay, more stupid continuity questions: is there any moment where they reveal how Batman found out and/or why Batman didn't beat up all the B-list Justice Leaguers? And is Mrs. Atom a classic stock character or a super-disposable character? I couldn't really tell. Like would she outrank Sue Dibny or Mr Perry?

Also, I think my main suspension of disbelief issue was how everyone and their wife (hint, hint) seemed to know everyone's secret identity and would throw around "bruce" and "clark" in public. I know that's the whole point, but it seems silly.

kenchen, Friday, 30 December 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

There was recent JLA storyline called "Crisis of Conscience" where Batman realized (I don't remember how) what had happened, and confronted the JLA over it, but they were attacked by a bunch of villains who remembered what they had been made to forget, and it was later revealed that the big villain orchestrating it all was Despero, who had a mad-on for Martian Manhunter who had once (in a brilliant Giffen/DeMatteis/Hughes story) invaded Despero's mind and made him think that Despero had destroyed Planet Earth and thus, his life's goal accomplish he devolved to a fetal state. FOR A WHILE.
When the smoke cleared, Batman was left wondering whether Catwoman was really his girlfriend or whether the Justice Leaguers had just implanted Bat-Love in her brain (no footprints). And then he disbanded the League and Martian Manhunter got blowed up in the JLA secret HQ on the moon.

Mrs. Atom is probably sub-Sue Dibny, since a) nobody likes the Atom b) Sue was a popular supporting player in the Giffen-Era JLE (among other JLs).

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 30 December 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

And especially in Elongated Man's own strip, which was kinda Thin Man-ny, the two of them driving about America looking for wacky mysteries to solve. Mrs Atom only became an important character in Jan Strnad & Gil Kane's Sword Of The Atom in the '80s, when she started BONING SOME OTHER DUDE FROM WORK, thereby breaking Mr Atom's heart so he ran off to the jungle and hooked up with a tiny alien warrior chick.

kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

Off-topic: Kyle Baker's Plastic Man RIP.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 30 December 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

not even Aquaman-lovin' Aldo Cowpat

Aha! I can (sadly) confirm I am reading Firestorm. He is not dead, but it's not clear who's currently inhabiting the body (apart from Jason) in the INFINITELY SADFACE IN SPACE issues. I think it's an alcoholic he picked up off the street, who is as confused as the readers.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Saturday, 31 December 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Who cares (hic)? It's a girl!

Did I mention that I reread Identity Crisis recently and decided that the dialogue is quite possibly even worse than the Killer Reveal?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)


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