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What 100 plot twist would you like to see occur, just because it would make lots of fanboys cry?

1. Jean Grey never ever comes back from the dead ever again

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

2. FAVORITE MALE SUPERHERO OF CHOICE comes out of the closet.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

3. Hal Jordan gives up being GL at the end of Rebirth.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

4. Batman pantsed by Booster Gold!

xpost, watch it, bucko.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

5. Magneto and Wolverine ... ARE RELATED?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

6. Spider-Man mutates again & starts shooting webs out of his butt.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

7. BUSTY FEMALE HEROINE has breast reduction surgery.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

7a. FEMALE HEROINE = the most redundant thing ever typed by anyone.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

7. "Wow, Batman, your amazing new powers will give a real edge to your battle against crime!"

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

9. "You see Lois, my Krytponian physiology allows ME to get pregnant!"

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

10. Mr. Fantastic: Male Gigolo

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

11. "Nice to have you back, Bucky."

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

12. Wolverine has adamantium claws replaced with plush claws.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

11. If I vibrate at a particualr frequency I can actually run through universes. Here is one where everyone seems the same but a bit older. I call it Earth 2. And here is one where everyone is evil. I call it Earth-3. And here is one where Captain Marvel lives.

Crisis, what crisis.

― Pete (Pete), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

15. "Lois, close the body mold and switch on the power. It is important that I too must spend the next 24 ~~hours~~ years as a black woman."

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

16. "UNCLE BEN! YOU'RE ALIVE!"
16a. "But why are you pointing a gun at me?"
16b. "Why are your eyes glowing?"
16c. "You mean to tell me that Aunt May ... is PREGNANT?"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

17. "Kryptonite? Meh!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:52 (twenty years ago)

18. Daredevil: Bilnd Justice NO MORE!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

7b. No, wait, BUSTY FEMALE HEROINE = the most redundant thing ever typed by anyone.

― Occam, Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Occam wins the booby prize!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

19. "Thank heaven we found that weirdo's diary. Now we're going to take Ozymandias down - HARD."

19b. "I'm delighted that Rob has signed up to finish Big Numbers with me."

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

20. the Unhealthy XL-Men!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

21. "Reed, I found proof that all mutants are actually ALIENS!" "Johnny, I told you not to touch that!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:01 (twenty years ago)

22. Captain America no more! Say hello to Captain United Nations!

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

23. ALL IRRADIATED SUPER-HEROES get cancer, just in time for the latest summer x-over spectacular: BIOPSY!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:03 (twenty years ago)

24. Sabretooth For President!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

25. The Punisher Goes Bowling

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

26. Who's the father - Archie or Jughead?

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

(Are there even Archie fanboys?)

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

27. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: DARK SPLINTER

[xpost] (I don't wanna find out!)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

28. The Punisher witnesses Batman's parents killed with a handgun and vows never to use a firearm in the pursuit of justice again.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

29. Angel & The Ape by Frank Miller

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

29. evil manga tentacle demons decide to respect women's rights

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

31. The next herald for Galactus: Willie Lumpkin

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

32. Birds of Prey by Robert Crumb

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

haha

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

33. Calvin & Hobbes by Chuck Austen

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

34. The JSA starts showing their age and pooping their pants while fighting Vandal Savage.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

35. Mary Worth by Grant Morrison

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

35a. Mary Worth by Chuck Dixon

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

36) Grant Morrison by Chuck Dixon.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:15 (twenty years ago)

37. "Bruce, your mother and I aren't really dead. We were just trying to teach you a lesson about getting to rambunctious in the street...for the last 30 (or 65) years!"

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

38. "Kal-El, your mother and I aren't really dead, and neither is Krypton. We just didn't love you, and weren't married anyway, so we put you in a rocket and made you someone else's problem."

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

39. Wonder Woman by Ann Coulter

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

40. Wonder Woman: The Movie starring Ann Coulter

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

41. "No no, don't worry, the Ultimate line will never replace current continuity. Peter Porker, The Spectacular Spider-Ham will. Here's John Byrne to talk about his new Hulk-Bunny."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

42. "Professor X was covering his hair this whole time? But WHY? WHY!?!?!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

43. "Love and Rockets" by Rob Liefield

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

(Are there even Archie fanboys?)

I was when I was 12.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

44. "Okay, okay, we hear you, 'Marvel time' was getting a little funky with forty years of comics taking place in ten years, so we've fixed everything by retconning Captain America so he fought in the first Gulf War instead of World War II. HAPPY NOW?"

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

45. The Red Hood's true identity? Osama bin Laden.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Tep, have you read Warren Ellis' Iron Man - he actually did that!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

46. The old LSH didn't actually disappear in Zero Hour but is actually in a pocket pocket universe in a special machine Brainiac 5's lab. There is also a pocket pocket pocket universe with the old Time Trapper and Superboy in the lab of the Brainiac 5 in the pocket pocket universe.

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

Ha, I haven't. Oh dear. With Iron Man in the Gulf instead of Some Southeast Asian country?

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

47. The Red Hood is actually Bruce Wayne and Batman is a clone of Bruce Wayne called Diego

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Yep. (I think it was officially the Korean War in the original story, and was named as such.) It works, though!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

48. John Byrne Presents: Grant Morrison Thinks He's So Damn Clever With His Animal Man Fourth Wall Breaking Stuff, Does He?, Well I'll Show Him, Oh Yes I Will, Bwahahaha, In: FOURTH WORLD FOURTH WALL! A World-Shaking Crossover Event In Which Everyone Finds Out They're A Comic Book Character And Derives Their Power From A Mysterious Force Called THE DRAMAA (With Two As) And IN THIS ISSUE SOMEONE DIES! But If You Clap They Come Back To Life I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES I DO So Take That Alan Moore With Your Promethea And Metafiction And Stuff I'm Gonna Rock It Canada-Style And Darkseid Is Here Too Cause He's Badass

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

49. Daredevil gets a lovable super powered guide dog - the DareHound!

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

50. John Byrne's Shade The Changing Man: Fuck Milligan, Fuck Him In His Stupid Ass, I'm Going Back To Ditko

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

51. Special re-edited hardcover presentation of The Amazing Spider-Man, #1-50, by Lee and Ditka.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Hey! John Byrne's not really Canadian.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

50a) John Byrne's I Retconned Myself Into A Canadian, Eh?

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

52. The Sandman specials: All P. Craig Russell artwork has been replaced with the L'il Endless!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

53. Todd McFarlane writes, Darwyn Cooke draws a special Elseworlds miniseries, DC: The Great White North Frontier

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

54. X-Statix gets cancelled and replaced by relaunched, Liefield-scribed X-Force.

xpost - jocelyn I think all the twee gothers would actually appreciate that!

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

55. The Adventures of Captain America and Bucky... Fucking Dent!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Technically, that wasn't a one-for-one replacement, Leeee (though, yeah, weep ahoy).

56. Mary Jane is pregnant ... with VENOM's baby!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:45 (twenty years ago)

57. Tara Chace gets a boob job.

I'm not playing this game right, am I?

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

58. Identity Crisis 2: It was the ghost of Barry Allen all along.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

59. Professor X in Mein Fuhrer, I Can Walk!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

60. Identity Crisis 3: WILTING IRIS

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

61. Despair turns out to be THEE NUMBER ONE IMPORTANT Endless after all.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

62. Flavored Iceman!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

63. The Vision ... FEMALE!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

64. The new Spectre is... Guy Gardner

65. Beast mutates further into... Breast

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

66. The Phantom Stranger is ... FING FANG FOOM!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

67. Wolverine in I Babysat Leech, Caught a Cold, and DIED!
67a. And Leech is Xorn!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

68. "Swamp Thing, you're ... you're ... PLASTIC! And FABRIC!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

69. Preacher 2: Coming Out

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

70. "Swamp Thing, there's no Parliament of Trees! There's no 'the green'! You're just a muck monster, and you're HIGH!"

"Shhh. Pot's legal in Holland. In ALEC HOLLAND."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

70. "Ha ha ha! Fool! If only Rogue knew that the full-body condom I sold her is actually coated w/ a lubricant that will kill ALL OF MUTANTKIND! Ha ha ha ha!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

71. Colossus: The Rustening

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

72. Identity Crisis 4: Zoo Crew Uncaged

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

73. Jessica Jones to join convent!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

74. All flying superheroes comically lose immunity to wind shear

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

75. "Why didn't I see this before? The Thing's scales aren't a skin - they're a SYMBIOTE!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

76. Keanu to star as John Constantine.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

77. Mr. Mom as the Dark Knight

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

78. "choke! Betrayed! I can't believe that for ten years I never noticed those little wings on Franlin's ankles!"

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

79. Mr. Miracle has operation, becomes Ms. Miracle!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

OMG I want 78 to be true, though!

80. Wolverine: he's a Highlander.
80a. We're using "Highlander" to mean "Immortal from the Highlander movie," even though like it was just the one guy who was from the Highlands, it's not like the movie was subtitled "no one in part of Scotland dies."

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

Tep, w/ JMS writing the FF, you might get your wish! (Oh, but I kid.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

81. the DC Universe is actually the Matrix!

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

82. The Marvel Universe is actually a sound stage!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

It's why Franklin is so powerful! And we'll find out that Sue's parents were part-Eternal, on one side, and part-Deviant on the other, and Reed's mother was half-pinkskin-Kree, so that Franklin is the result of a Celestial breeding project that makes Mr Sinister look like a piker!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

83. The CrossGen Universe is a shoebox diorama!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

84. Earth is ... THE SON OF EGO, THE LIVING PLANET!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

84. Billy Batson gay, Captain Marvel straight.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

(Wait a second - the FF midwifing Ego giving birth would be AWESOME! Copyright dibs! Eff all y'all!)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

85. Two-Face is cut in half, and FITEs himself!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

86. Kamandi & Devil Dinosaur ... TOGETHER AT LAST!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

David your last three have been good plots, we will have to disqualify you at this rate.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Dang!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

87. The Outsiders' new member...Ralph Macchio!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

I love you all.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

88. "Run, Emma! It's a SENTINEL PDA! With BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

89. Crisis 2 centers around the return of Doomsday.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

84a. Earth is the GAY son of EGO, THE LIVING PLANET! Ego refuses to speak to Earth for UNTOLD MILLENIA.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

90. Cyclops arrested for having a psychic affair with one of Emma's underage students.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

91. The "fish" on Superman's costume (look in the "white space" on the S shield) come alive and ATTACK!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I want to read #90, too!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

92. Lois cheats on Superman ... with MYXZLPTYK (sic)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

93. One of Emma Frost's bosoms pops out of her costume during a FITE, causing all X-Men to be hunted by censorious religious types

94. Judge Dreadlocks - "shut the capsule Judge Hershey, it is vital that I spend the next 24 hours as a black woman!"

95. V for Vienetta: A chilling dystopia where ice cream is a crime!

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

96. V for Vendetta: What if... the Germans had won WWII?

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

97. GAMBIT HAS BEEN THE CHANGELING ALL ALONG!!!!!!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

98. "Shut the capsule, Everett Ross - it is vitally important that I, the Black Panther, spend the next 24 hours as a WHITE SOUTH AFRICAN!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

99. The Living Tribunal ... DISBARRED!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

100. Captain America is ... a CLONE of ADOLF HITLER!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

101. Ultimate Marvel vs Regular Marvel: CRISIS ON A COUPLA EARTHS!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

That would be a great She-Hulk issue.

xpost

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

102. Wolverine is ... JESUS!
102a. Diego is ... JUDAS!
102b. Apocalypse is ... PONTIUS PILATE!
102c. Magneto is ... TOTALLY CONFUSED!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

ILC should run the world.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

103. Professor X gets cancer from overuse of Cerebro, undergoes chemo. The rest of the X-Men shave their heads in a gesture of solidarity.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

104. The X Men are transported to a terrifying time where mutants are fully assimilated into society and suffer from no prejudice or discrimination of any kind.

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

105. "Woof! Arf!"*

*["Shut the body mold, Superboy, it is vital that I spend the next 24 hours... as a cat!"]

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

102c. Magneto is CAIAPHAS!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

102d. David R. is ... TOTALLY CONFUSED!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

106. Supergirl is trapped on an ice planet and has no choice but to disembowel Comet the Superhorse and sleep inside the carcass for warmth.

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

Oh wow - you know it's getting serious when we start messing w/ the Super Pets!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

107. In House of M the M turns out to stand for Maggott.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

108. Katie Power is a JUNKIE WHORE!!! OH NO!!!!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

109. Reed Richards beats his wife!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

110. Archangel's teriary mutation causes him to turn into a gigantic pigeon!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

111. Cyborg is back... and in love with Beast Boy!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

112. Bizarro Superman is the real Superman!!!!!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

113. Tempest: "Shut the body mold, Superboy, it is vital that I spend the next 24 hours... as a lamprey eel!"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

111a Does Cyborg Dream of Electric Green Sheep?

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

114. Golgotha is actually the tortured progeny of ARCADE!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

115. Power Pack beat Galactus.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

116. Power Pack IS Galactus!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

(I guess that's 115a, actually.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

116. "Dick...Batman needs a hug."

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

117. Galactus finally eats the Earth, and the Moon too, and the Kree Homeworld, and Titan. The NEW new Avengers are mostly Cotati, plus Wolverine.

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

117a. And Diego!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

YES!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

118. Legion of Wolverines

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

119: Peter Parker, Uncle Fucker

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 3 March 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

120: Spider-Man: "Why must instant rice mock me so? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?"

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

121: Iceman can't live with global warming, becomes a road protester.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

(cue: the envionmental Avengers, an educational comic printed on recycled paper - ends with the Watcher weeping - even superheroes couldn't save the Earth from the folly of man)

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

122. Uatu The Watcher renounces his passive ways and becomes ... UATU THE DOER!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

123. Galactus is Franklin! Grown to adulthood and come back in time!

― Vic Fluro, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

(is that in reference to Validus from LoSH?)

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

124. Franklin is Galactus! De-evolved by Eternity to a small little sperm cell in Reed Richard's bozack!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

(Wait a sec - didn't #122 actually happen, albeit w/out the kewl name change?)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

124. "Then -- I'm not a mutant! I instead got my powers from a radioactive wolverine! I must leave the X-Men -- forever!! Bub!!"

Huk - no, it's an actual idea I thought would be kewl.

― Vic Fluro, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

125. The Watchers appoint 3600 Wolverines across the universe as their henchmen, bestowing upon them magic adamantium skeletons powered by the Watcher Battery!

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

126. The Watchers are closed dowm by the Inland Revenue.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

It's the PCC - the Patchy Canuck Corps!

127. The Watchers ... GO BLIND! And their new leader is ... DAREDEVIL!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

(There was a blind Watcher, too, wasn't there?)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

128. Judd Winick writes the most daring comic book story of the century, Realistic-Proportions Woman!

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

128. The Thing turns to rubber!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

[122 is all the Watcher stories if "egging other people on to do something" counts as "doing," anyway. Blind Watcher -> Earth X. Ugh.]

― Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

129. Professor X's secondary mutation is to change all of reality - into a cooler version of itself! "Mind -- reshaping the space-time continuum -- TO THE EXTREME!!"

― Vic Fluro, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

The word "becomes" in #122 is doing a lot of work.

(Much like Uatu)

xpost w/Tep!

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

I suddenly cracked up at the idea of "bub" being the only word Wolverine can say, a la "Malkovich".

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

Well, yeah, Uatu's a busybody, but in my mind, there was a "ties on a red bandana, grabs an M16, gets the Ultimate Nullifier tattooed on his right bicep, and ..." before "becomes".

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

130. No more superpowers!!!!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if the Ultimate Nullifer in the Ultimate Marvelverse turns into the RADICAL XTREME NULLIFIER.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

131. All spandex is tainted and unclean! Unstable molecules are too unstable! Laundry detergeant makes them chafe, and poly-cotton blends are gauche! In order to save the world, our intrepid heroes must do ... THE FULL MONTY!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

132. Comics are for kids, get a life

:( :( :(

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

131a. Without morals, without scruples, and without boxers or briefs, the Ultimates ... GO COMMANDO!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

132. Bruce Wayne on Michael Jacksonesque trial - with BATMAN as the prosecutor!

― Vic Fluro, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I like that one.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:41 (twenty years ago)

Is the original Robin still dead, will he be able to testify against Bruce?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

133. "Yes, Superman gets his powers from our yellow sun ... our Yellow Sun STEROIDS!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

134. "I know better than anyone what Bruce Wayne is going through after having half his face torn off by that ravenous bat! So I, Harvey Dent, must take up the mantle of Batman II and fight this new Two-Face wherever he commits binary crime!"

― Vic Fluro, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

135. "Spectre -- you mean you REALLY get your powers -- FROM RAO???"

― Vic Fluro, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

136. Frankenstein's monster becomes the newest nemesis of the Caped Crusader. Meet ... OCTOBODY!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

137. Daredevil deafens himself for double radar sense! "I'm on the threshold of 'total awareness'! Remove my sense of smell, Reed, so I can become -- A GOD!!"

― Vic Fluro, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

138. Hourman buys a stopwatch!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

haha!

139. Doc Oc has tragic scheme-related accident, becomes an octaplegic.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

133a. But steroids aren't actually performance enhancing! Supes was already one of the most talented superheroes in the game.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 3 March 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

133b. Tell that to BANE!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

133c. Bane is a statistical outlier! Just look at his OPS since he broke Bat's back!

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 3 March 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

140. Luke Cage marries Janet Van Pym!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

141. MADDIE PRYOR ISN'T DEAD.... AGAIN!!!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

140a. ... and finds Hank Pym making like a Kinder Suprise toy!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

142. Rachel Summers IS ... MADDY PRYOR!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

143. Meet Darkseid's long lost twin - they called him BRIGHTSEID

― Mark C (Markco), Thursday, 3 March 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

(OMG Daver 142 is BRILLIANT)

144. Adam X-Treme was never the the third Summers brother! The third Summers brother is... MAGGOTT!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

There's a third Summers brother?

Oh, wait - sorry.

145. There's a third Summers brother?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Where were you in the 90s, Daver?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

I was gettin' some. Sleep, that is.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

haha, that guy is totally bonkers! WHAT A RUBBISH PLOT!

― dave k, Thursday, 3 March 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

HOLY!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

I'll admit, that whole convoluted hootenanny sounds way cool in a "sweet crap MORE convoluted hootenanny" way. (And, really, the X-Men is all about convoluted hootenanny, so it slots in nicely.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 3 March 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

Robert We1nberg there is forever a place for you on ILC.

Well, on this thread.

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 3 March 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Tom's have been the best, because they're plausible - but absolutely horrible.

― The Yellow Kid, Friday, 4 March 2005 00:55 (twenty years ago)

Including the one where Superdog uses the blackifier to turn himself into a cat?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 March 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

Out of a morbid curiosity as to the Cable plot linked above I went over to the X-Axis to check out what it had to say about Weinberg's Cable run and found this:

http://www.thexaxis.com/reviews/200501.html

Paragraph 3, beginning "Over in subplots", is the one with particular relevance I think...

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 4 March 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

What is it with white comic book women and their burning need to be black?

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 March 2005 12:49 (twenty years ago)

146. That's right, Alfred. The new Robin is none other than...SUPERMAN'S PAL JIMMY OLSEN! But first he must prove himself worthy by battling the ANGRY GHOST OF JASON TODD!

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Friday, 4 March 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

I'd buy that in less than a second.

― Vic Fluro, Friday, 4 March 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

147. Give the Comic Book Guy an actual name.

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Saturday, 5 March 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

We should vote on which of these should become real stories (I just read through the list again and found at least ten that I would absolutely buy) and then send Marvel a petition. And call ourselves, like, LAMP or something (League of Admirers of Maddy Pryor, obv).

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 5 March 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

148. Maddy Prior the singer sues Maddie Pryor the comic character for copyright infringement!

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 7 March 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

149. There's a new Black Widow in town and she's a blonde bitch! (Oh wait, they did that.)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 March 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

I need to get something done for the new Just 1 Page anthology and I'm considering doing the Jimmy Versus Jason Todd's Ghost fight... I'll credit Philip with plot if he lets me.

― Vic Fluro, Wednesday, 9 March 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, okay. I'd like to see that!

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 12:23 (twenty years ago)

150. Mr. Mxyzptlyk discovers the anti-life equation.

― J (Jay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

GONG! That's an EXCELLENT idea!

150a. The anti-life equation is ... THE SPEED FORMULA!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

151. "No - it CAN'T be - according to this birth certificate, Uncle Ben's real surname... WAS GRIMM!"

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

(may actually have been Al's idea.)

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

I vaguely remember that one floating over someone's pint of fatman.

― Vic Fluro, Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, still doing Jimmy vs Jason Todd's ghost.

152. Batgirl, why do you wear that full face mask. Why, if we remove it we find out that you were actual Ace The Bat-hound all along!!!

― Pete (Pete), Friday, 1 April 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)

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