TO MOLLIFY LINGJACKSON OVERDRIVEBERT WHO IS THE SQUEAKY DESERT FIEND, POST ON THIS THREAD AND ONE OF YOUR FRIENDLY ITR MODS WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME, AND POSSIBLY OFFER AN EFFUSIVE ST

goddamnit, do over.

the rest of the thread title continues GREAT WORTH OR A REPRESENTATIVE WICKED AWESOME POST YOU HAVE MADE IN THE PAST.

fixed

lol I bet this title breaks next reboot

non-ITR mod, you are wicked awesome because you helped me save face when I needed it most, and not look like the easily distracted by shiny objects person that I truly am.

xpost: El Tombot, you are wicked awesome because you keep me grounded in reality when I need it most.

Do I need this kind of ego boost? Probably.

SQUEAK SQUEAK MOTHERFUCKER

...

lingfart

I will get too all of you tomorrow morning. Right now I am far too drunk. To tide you over:

WHOOHOO YEAH MOTHERFUCKER A+++++++ YEAH GODDAMN RIGHT!!!!

also:

http://musicmog.com/blogs/pics/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/coffee_cup_kitten.jpg

that is how i feel about all of you googlygooglygoo.

Sara R-C: fucking awesome
Lingbert: fucking awesome
gr8080: fucking awesome
Heave Ho: fucking awesome

I leave effusive statements to my hungover friend.

What happened to that goddamn title

Looks like some odd truncation thing with the db reboots?

or rather WHEN the db reboots?

Yes, that's what I think the poll thing is too ... except nothing's been restarted!

hmmm

db: fucking retarded

o ye! title is varchar(200). It'll truncate whenever the thread falls off the cache. The only way to prevent this is to keep posting.

it's our only hope

Is that... a CHALLENGE????!?!!!!?!!!?

I am posting to this thread not for praise but TO PREVENT TRUNCATION.

NOT ON MY WATCH, THREAD TITLE!!!

We'll have to set up shifts.

http://www.midwaysailor.com/military/salute.jpg

Someone must post every 108 minutes.

CAN YOU HELP?

I can, but that doesn't mean I will.

btw, i'm glad i can assist in finding strange oddities in the code by doing really useless stupid stuff. it's what i do best.

I am now imagining ITR posters as the cast for an alternate version of "Lost". I hope we can still keep Kate and Sun tho, rowr.

Sara R-C: always willing to lend a helping hand WELL I GUESS I'LL COME BACK TO YOU THEN

Lingbert: posted this picture : http://pics.livejournal.com/yantalak/pic/00004xyh.jpg

Also. knows that complaining GETS THINGS DONE.

gr8080: Ned videos. Is from Hawaii, and thus is helping to shore up the MN economy with massive spam consumption, which ensures a bright future for the youth of HSTNGS.

Heave Ho: this Info: And this is also my secret prayer, cher Monsieur, while filling up the glases چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بی‌پی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچھے Try... or do not try. There is no doing ‏ 
   «چھوٹی سی ڈبیہ میں ننھا سا اونٹ کبھی دیکھا ہے تم نے؟» «کبھی نہیں کبھی نہیں» ＷＥ ＷＡＮＴ ＨＥＮ ＦＡＰ Verse 1: Q-Bert, Dune, Osama Bin— HIV, Phnom Penh Oreos, Speedos, So-da Pop... Hen Fap, Johnny Reb, Short Circuit, Little Deb, Martin Sheen, Steve McQueen, Lin-dy Hop… (assorted instrument interlude…) Verse 2: Kodos/Krang, Orangutan Elian, Lois Lane, BetaMax, Income Tax, Inconvenient Truth… Serpico, Jacques Cousteau, Leavenworth, Guantanamo, Kim Jong-il, Chlorophyl Ba-by Ruth… John Belushi, Kanye West, NASCAR, Homelessness Forced Eviction, Contradiction, R2D2, Prohibition Scooter Libby testifies, Come and fly the friendly skies, Calvin pissing on a Ford, I CAN”T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Chorus: WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE! thx to http://www.myspace.com/chaucer_arafat

stet: fighting for our god given rights to have irritatingly long thread titles. Also, can bend spoons using only the POWER OF HIS MIND.

stet is FUCKING AWESOME.

Jessie Monster: Posts on this thread not for recognition, but for the good of the community as a whole. Once won $300 wrestling a bear.

(i hope i don't break jaymc.xls w/this thread)

I hope you do!

I have to go to lunch now guys, kiu

Mr. Que: pro-dogtits. Old like me i think. Washed my dishes once on a dare.

I am now imagining ITR posters as the cast for an alternate version of "Lost". I hope we can still keep Kate and Sun tho, rowr.

Just please no Jack. That guy gets on my last nerve. FB, Ned, or stet, will, of course, oblige us by attending medical school so that we have that base covered.

Sara R-C: always willing to lend a helping hand WELL I GUESS I'LL COME BACK TO YOU THEN

Try bribery. It's a classic for a reason.

-- Sara R-C, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 11:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
^^
OK this thread is breaking everything, everywhere. KIU ITR

BREAKING THE INTERNETS TO STOP YOUR META-WHINING.

(not you stet, the universal "you")

wau, really?

WE ARE MAKING A DIFFERENCE, PEOPLE

At long last my life has a purpose.

I TOLD U SO

KEEP HOPE (AND THREAD TITLE) ALIVE

bumpbump

I AM POSTING ON THIS THREAD BABY

Don't stop belieevin'!

YEAAAAAAAH THREAD

Charging ... CLEAR

WE CAN BREAK THIS IF WE PUT OUR MINDS 2 IT

jergins: has selflessly used his vast inherited lotion fortune to fight evil and bring great justice to ILX

lol bumps

What are we going to do when everyone in the US/UK goes to sleep???? Do we have an Aussie presence?

i can stay up until 2 PST and then an earlybird (or midday stet) can take over?

HOLY CRAP HELLO TODAY

whew

going

EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE

I will help you guys. I will be your Aussie presence & saviour.

A bit of trivia for you all, toy of the year + ingestion = gamma-hydroxy butyrate

great job guys keep it up

did you mean kiu?

no

kp t p

W4LTER: Aussie saviour of ITR, his name carried on through generations of literature and fabular songs.

I bow to him.

i love you all

I adore you all and think you are all A++++++++.

You guys are reaaly great guys.

i like being mollified ;)

I think there's something wrong with me because I can't see "mollified" without thinking "ringwaldified".

I'm pretty sure that just means you're a victim of the 1980s. No need for alarm, and certainly no need for medication. You may, however, require remedial film therapy.

Does "Not Another Teen Movie" count?

Dan, everything counts in large amounts.

The handshake
Seals the contract
From the contract
There's no turning back
Turning point
In a career
In a career
Of being insincere

OH NOES

WHERE DID IT GO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WEVE LOST BEAUTY

RIP long-ass thread title

Heaven needed a little "GREAT WORTH OR A REPRESENTATIVE WICKED AWESOME POST YOU HAVE MADE IN THE PAST"

TRY AGAIN

ITS BACK

SHINY

AND NEW

BLINGITY BLING

in before partial titular deletion

DONT EVEN START WITH ME DAN

TITULARIFFIC

.)(.)

Since when did this become the partial mastectomy thread?

watch out

Put 'em on the glass NO NOT THE EDGE

lost in the void between Sara R-C and HI DERE dammit

There is a void
Between us

REMINDER: EMERGENCY MEASURES ARE IN PLACE.

Wait. What just happened?

The Rapture?

I CALLED YOU ON THE TELEPHONE
CUZ I WAS LONELY

Well, that would explain why I'm still at work then.

Hi I am making my daily contribution to the cause.

GREE HEE HEE HEE

gree hee hee hee!

pump

It's still good!

Posting out of a sense of duty.

FOR THE GOOD OF THE THREAD!

going to BED; thinking of the THREAD

SAFETY BUMP

Dammit, I was just going to do that.

Great thinking guys.

I have to go off thread duty now, since I require sleep. Good night ITR-ers.

Nellie McKay,

to little too late u_u

EMERGENCY MEASURES IN PLACE

OH NOES!

UNACCEPTABLES

BOTH TIMES IT IS WHEN SARA R-C GOES TO BED.

There is but one solution:

NO! SLEEP! IN NORTHFIELD!

MWAR

lovely.

i require yr mollifications pls

I'm at work transferring a kottke reel, so I can not give your praise my full attention at the moment, but this thread of yours is most awes polydactyl cattzes

also you are my favorite all lower case abbrev style poster

Dan or I will follow up w/something more effusive at a later point...

THANK U :D http://silenceisdefeat.org/~lunameow/images/nekopan.gifhttp://silenceisdefeat.org/~lunameow/images/nekopan.gifhttp://silenceisdefeat.org/~lunameow/images/nekopan.gif

HAI DARE

omar little is a complete and total old-skool bro who has caused me to laugh myself silly many times, whether it be the epic roommate story or the slept-upon but even funnier Craig's List experiment.

KUDOS AND SALUTATIONS TO U

You are all awesome, alllllll of you.

There is but one solution:

NO! SLEEP! IN NORTHFIELD!

Hey, and then I could finish my homework and write my crappy NaNoWriMo nove, too! I suspect there may be a downside, though.

Is nove french for novel?

Wow, is it already time for me to want to smack John in the head again?

i called in to save the show last night (it was early evening for me, wee small hours of the morning for u.s. people) but it was too late so i slunk away.

THX DP

this thing is just going to sink like a rock on the weekend. ;_;

Everyone write mollification on the back of their hands for to remember

</eternal vigilance>

I am pathetically free (if free = at home with my family) for most of the weekend. Sunday could be problematic, however... Irritating Nutrition Class must be attended.

well, I can't drink alcohol for the next five days, so I'll be sure to keep the torch lit.

this may be the only thing mollifying lingblert during his ire banishment. (which he deserved, by the way.)

jessie monster we will be here to support you in this time of terrible not-being-able-to-drink tragedy.

molly fiction and the ling blurts

I'll need all the support I can get. :( Apparently this medicine I have to take can cause psychosis when combined with alcohol. Naturally, I had to be convinced that wouldn't be hilarious.

xpost, obv.

I LIEK TO HELP ALSO

with robots on our side, surely we cannot fail!

I AM A ROBOT AND YOU ARE WICKED AWESOME

The psychosis side effect sounds fun, if potentially dangerous.

Would it help if I promised to drink Saturday night in your place? I'll be at home, but if necessary I will do it in honor of you, jessie, because you are wicked awesome.

BTW, I am not a robot.

molly fiction and the ling blurts

needs repeating

yeah, I know, it's wicked awesome. As are all of u.

west coast representing

Going to bed now. Keep it together please, people!

according to search this is the only thread to have used mollify

GO MOLLIFY!!!

nonsensical thread from 2004 but it has the word squeaky in it and isn't that enough at this hour

OK, we have failed.

estella, who is arguably the best poster on ILX ever, has been neglected, despite her fantastic efforts on THIS VERY THREAD.

i hope we all feel the shame. acutely. i know i do.

PROOOF: the estela appreciation thread

GDMNT YR NAME DESPITE AWSMNESS, I SPELL IT RONG.

i don't care about a dumb old rogue l, i've been mollified and it feels terrific!

mollify mollify mollify

Everyone on this thread is total amazes.

how often are TRUNCATION PREVENTION posts necessary?

looks like every 3 hours

It's about that -- it'll be longer at the weekend while it's quit. We only hold a certain amount of threads in memory, so if someone bumped 200 ILE threads right now, it'd expire right away.

Also: bump.

Still here, still bumping!

Bumpin' like B2K!

badump bump

Saturday morning bump.

tittitats

http://www.timbratcher.com/images/Kentucky/KY-152-Safety-First-COL-01_.jpg

also gree hee hee hee.

oh shit 3 hours since a post!

lxy is wicked awesome for saving us from the brink of disaster, and is a founding member and valued community member of what we like to think of as our sister board here at ITR. and also UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE I COULD MENTION didn't go all boohoohoo when it took a while to get her commendation.

made this thread:nostalgia

A+++

also world famous for collection of portuguese water dog plastic figurines.

bumping from my iPhone wireless handheld

THAT'S DEDICATION

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie THAT'S DEDICATION

Mmmm, pizza.

ITR needs karachi representative

http://us.i1.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/94/47/000464569447.jpg
Jackie Chan

three cheers!!!

also thx John Justen u r nice (though not wholly accurate in your assessment of my IRE standing)

and

thx Heave Ho for (your implied commitment to) keeping this thread bumped while the west sleeps

My last bump until after I wake up. Unless, of course, insomnia attacks.

CRONTAB IS ME

bourump and good night

human race = bad joke

k- bumnp before i go to the pub.

asasasas

☆,

Olivia Wilde

also thx John Justen u r nice (though not wholly accurate in your assessment of my IRE standing)

here at the itr, we pride ourselves on enthusiasm, not accuracy. also i drink a lot and often get confused.

Ban "Casuistry"

i have a bad feeling about this guy. he's going to do some bad threads or something, maybe even with links to pictures of animal rapes. i don't know what that guys problem is, but it's really gone too far and something needs to be done. we all know what people are capable of. you need to get tough and lay down the law, for the good of the people!

-- Muley, Saturday, November 10, 2007 9:11 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hahahahahaha

ok roffle at that, waht

here at the itr, we pride ourselves on enthusiasm, not accuracy. also i drink a lot and often get confused.

why i <3 itr

I'm eating this right now for lunch:

http://www.worldsoups.com/images/mexican_chicken_tortilla.jpg

it blows.

also bump

Did we already wickedawesomeise Heave Ho?

BECAUSE HE IS KARACHITASTIC, OR SO IVE HEARD.

also, heave ho has fine accessories:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2366/1877360904_54c81c9469_m.jpg http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2029/1876640293_cf7a2bc32a_m.jpg

Lxy why do you think that's me?

why not one of those three dancing guys? or Miss Canada?

because of the fine accessories

(i am hoping to persuade you to give me that umbrella)

When men carry it, it is known as a "parasol"

Heave Ho is a feeling

I has chorizo + new zealand cheese

i have a vitamin pill and a glass of water.

i have probably drank more than 20 glasses of water today

i have a hot water bottle

it is raining.

I am making a Tollhouse Pie.

it's raining right now

-- jergins, Saturday, November 10, 2007 2:19 AM (Saturday, November 10, 2007 2:19 AM) Bookmark Link

!!

!!!

Tonight I see my friends band open for John Waters talking about himself !!!!????!!!!

It is not raining here:::::

you are the clear winner in the fun stakes.

i'm eating a vanilla frosty

i want some of that tollhouse pie.

there is a leak in the bedroom ceiling.

Pie is out of the oven. estela, if you want some, I hope you are close to Minnesota!

cuban music just came on the radio and my coworkers have quieted

i am eating the last 3 miniature reese's cups left after halloween

and drinking coffee

i suspect sara has a cruel streak concealed beneath her betty crocker 'hope you are close to minnesota!' smile.

DRINKNIG WINE

drinking coffee, eating bacon and eggs. It's raining. Watching cricket.

it's raining

estela, I DO have a cruel streak, but trust me, it isn't related to pie.

If you want, I can send you the recipe; it's insanely easy. The cruel part comes in when you realize how much butter you are using and how fast I am killing you kindly with saturated fat.

Maybe I should take a piece to my nutrition prof tomorrow and see what she does. I've just spent an inordinate amount of time calculating how, exactly, many grams of saturated and monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fat are in my diet and how I should fix it to be all healthy and all I can say is SCREW THIS, I'M GOING TO EAT MY PIE AND ENJOY IT AND DIE HAPPY, THANKS.

EJACULATE

Not dead yet.

One last bump before bed...

I just finished playing World of Warcraft! And I have to sing in... 7 hours! Yay?

dkfdkfdkfdff

lol I cannot sleep at all. I am reduced to flipping between hitchcock movies on AMC and whatever the fuck b-shit is on usa/tnt etc.

daer Wii i love you. also, drunk, whoohoo!

http://64.233.183.104/search?q=define:turducken+day

More than a feeling

a peeling

the ceiling

a sunday morning-ish bump. now I has term paper. :(

http://guardian.planet-d.net/grouh/fabounio_no1_forever.mpeg

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h89/alingbert/DSCN0749.jpg

U DIGGGGG???

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/shirts/elitistdiagram740black.gif
"Nothing is any good if other people like it. We've just proven it mathematically. "

dumbo

what's the haps, people?

thank you sara for the recipe offer! but i already have a good one, i was just being lazy and hungry, also it was raining.
i hope tombot got some sleep in the end.
dan p has got a wonderful singing voice.

what's the haps, people?

it has stopped raining.

it is raining.

when the rain comes they run and hide their neds

It's raining. So much rain lately.

;;;

http://www.licketyknit.com/wp-content/post-photos/SadPenguin.jpg

the international face of wistful

it's raining

i'm going to take a bath

it was sunny today and nice and I was stuck inside listening to a 3 hour lecture about WEIGHT CONTROL. bah.

estela, you can always come by for pie, because I am bitter about my nutrition class.

what did it do?

There's just something grating about listening to 3 1/2 hours on weight control when, for some reason, the prof has decided not to bother to lecture about the details of metabolism (which is the actually complex, difficult part of the class) - and yet to test us on it. Also there was a recent fiasco with our prof and a video she wants us to watch. She's just kind of obtuse.

All is better now, since I came home and ate fatty Harry and David snacks. This class is going to drive me to finally become overweight because it just makes me want to eat all the worst things for me, just to be contradictory.

i prefer to drink my calories

Our prof skipped the lecture on alcohol, leaving us with a bunch of notes instead. But yeah, reading the notes made me want to drink heavily.

I just don't have a good attitude about this class. I vastly preferred human anatomy. Way more fun.

MORE CLASP LOCK ACN YOU HELP WAHT

CATSUPPPPPPPPPPP DUDE IS WICKED AWESOME BECAUSE HE HAS OFTEN BECOME THE SCAPEGOAT FOR EVERYTHING THAT IS "WRONG" WITH ILX, WHICH MEANS HE MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. ALSO, HES THE ONLY REASON I HAVE SUPER ROOTS STUFF ON MY COMPUTER, AND HE WAS MY NOIZE BORED SPONSOR MANY YEARS AGO, WHERE THEY TAUGHT ME HOW TO MAKE LESS SENSE ON TEH INTERNET.

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: WORLD FAMOUS FOR HIS UNTOUCHABLE RECIPE FOR HONEY GLAZED HAM.

HELLO.

drinking calories otm.

estela is making me blush hardcore right about now.

Direct me to the thread that is making YOU blush. Because I can't begin to imagine how that is even possible. (I don't suppose I would be able to go through with saying or writing anything that would make DAN PERRY blush. Doesn't mean I don't want to know the details, people.)

Also, drinking calories sounds great in theory, but somehow I never quite make it happen. My home is too distant from any interesting place to drink; a cab would be insanely expensive. And I can hardly call people in the Cities up and tell them that I will require the use of their couch or floor.

It's this thread, Sara!

drink at home?

also, bye-bye for now

my heat is on ttooo much

up n' at 'em

DAN P POST SOME A CAPPELLA IN YOUR WONDERFUL SINGING VOICE 4TW

HI DERE, I DEMAND BEATBOX SOLO FROM YOU. AND DONT JUST PHONE IT IN, I WANT IT TO MEAN SOMETHING.

dan p has got a wonderful singing voice.

-- estela,

Wow, Dan is a soft touch with the blushing.

Should I now add a bunch of other things about Dan to make him blush more?

Why is John trying to turn me into Justin Timberlake? ;_;

It's just one of John's new experiments. Be glad that he's not trying to turn you into a human-animal hybrid. You're getting off easy, here!

Honey glazed ham, mmm

B-but Justin is part man, part chinchilla.

Yeah, JOHN GOT TO HIM FIRST

Save yourself, Dan. We'll hide you. Somehow.

sing dan

SING LIKE THE WIND

Here's me singing some more

Wow - thanks!

I seriously did not know how easy it would be to get Dan to sing for us.

He's a great dancer, too, btw.

no a cappella?

I don't have any a capella tracks as of yet. Maybe I'll ask our engineer/producer for only my vocal tracks next time we're in the studio.

WAIT DID THIS BREAK????

whew no

Taking Sides - Style Vs Content

i ❤ Aimless

CLEOPATRA JONES: C/D

guys this fucking room where I work is fucking freezing fucking cold and I'm really fucking sick of it

and there's nobody even here

Shithouse. On the plus side, it's v sunny here Queensland - The Sunshine State.

Every ten minutes or so this giant A/C vent four feet behind me on the ceiling kicks in at full blast for like 3-5 minutes at a time and turns the room temperature from tolerable (mid 60s / around 18-19 C) to fucking insane bullshit (I'm guessing down into the upper 40s based on the fact that everybody wears three layers to come to work and I keep my wool fingerless gloves on most of my shift). All because some fucking idiot shitbag who doesn't have to work here designed it so the thermostat's sensors are about as far away from the actual HVAC vents as you can get and possibly behind a bunch of glass besides.

How long did it take to write this? that's how long this thing has been blasting me with cold air. swear to god between the noise and the temperature it's like spending 10 hours on a fucking airplane every day.

i used to work in a room like that, it would be 38 degrees celsius outside while i sat shivering in layers of woollens, it was infuriating.

what's a good wordpress theme?

Nipsies for the prom queens
Nipsies for the prom queens
Nipsies for the prom queens
Nipsies for the prom queens
Nipsies for the prom queens
Nipsies for the prom queens

^_^

Whether or not the time of Hobbes’s birth (so close to the threat of Spanish attack) and the eventual downfall of his father led him to a vision of humanity defined and delineated by the constant possibility of violence is irrelevant; what is important is that Hobbes knew fear and violence (and fear of violence) intimately from a very early age, and violence, presented as a problem, haunted him throughout his life. When Charles I took the throne in 1625, his uneasy relationship with Parliament (which represented the English aristocracy) upset the relatively stable period that had led England to prosperity under Elizabeth I, their differences finally culminating in the first English Civil War in 1642. The next decade witnessed a colossal amount of bloodshed as Parliamentarians and Royalists fought over control of England, and when Oliver Cromwell’s New Model Army established an shaky peace over the new English Republic in 1649, Hobbes was in Paris, where he had fled before fighting broke out. It was in France that Hobbes wrote and published his most famous work, Leviathan, which succeeded in angering both Royalists and Parliamentarians, and in a somewhat ironic turn, Hobbes was forced to flee home to England under the protection of the revolutionary government, where he lived through the short reign of the “Protectorate” and the institution of a parliamentary monarchy under Charles II.

Bumping before bed.

If the British monarchy make a guest appearance in my dreams tonight, I'm holding you responsible, max.

so long see you tomorrow

waht? waht.

WAHT!

still workining?

ok then

have i/we missed anyone, btw?

because adulation is serious business.

still up oh no

is it a bad idea for ILX to do some sort of secret Santa thing this year?

onimo stealth funny wicked awesome.

i should go to bed, probably. plz to take up slack peeples.

"it in the real is crespo"

Fat Brazilian lady on her hair

Morning is not my favorite time of day.

Mine either. Coffee is awesome, though.

I miss coffee. At some point I will go back to it; it's inevitable. Just trying to hold off until for realz nursing school clinicals start, for maximum effect.

Bah. Just switch to espresso.

tea

why did it break?

;_; BROEK

xpost - espresso, then perhaps a Turkish coffee

NOOO.

oh well. time to take it to I Must Protest then.
STET AND KEEF AND TOMBOT WHY DOES THE ILX HATE ME

can we just protest whatever we want on I Must Protest?

Oh btw guys t-minus 24 hours until I can drink again.

Fix in place!

I've always wanted it to be an all-purpose protest board. this was my try: PUNK ROCK RIOT

xpost

FIGHTING POWER AND PROTETSING IN A ANARCHIST PUNK STYLE / NO WAR BUTA CLASS WAR

Leaving for Mpls now, so can't bump thread for many hours.

Carry on your fine work here, all.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1195/527189863_ec28131c1c.jpg

Are we getting the thread title fixed or no?

just two hours break :(

let us abandon this

aw

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ng us look very silly? [Started by HI DERE, last updated Tuesday, November 13, 2007 4:18 PM] 1 new answer

http://blogs.citypages.com/pscholtes/images/We%20Shall%20Overcome.jpg
http://www.clayz.com/kumbaya.gif
http://www.popministry.org/images/prayer.jpg

abandon? NEVER! not with LBJ standing up for us!

who has an ocarina i can borrow?

God DAMMIT people.

Ach. When ILX is really busy, we need to be here, posting on time, all the time.

dude it blew up at like 3am last night, I dunno if "really busy" is causing it necessarily? could be wrong. the cache turns over on # of posts, not # of threads on SNA?

Yes, it's numb of posts -- there was less than an hour's downtime here for the 4pm break (BST), so there must have been a shit-ton of posting going on at that time.

damn there are hella secret conversations going on on this thread

end of workday bump.

practice what you preach bump

HEY GUESS WHAT I AM DRINKING BEER AND NOT DEAD.

Boddington's = yum.

bump.

:D

honk honk comin' thru

Home safely from clinicals bump.

just put away 1500 calories bump

Going to sleep soon bump.

xpost - I was snacking hardcore an hour ago, too! Stupid Harry and David chocolate covered cherries.

The scene from which we draw our selection is a particularly famous portion of an already-famous poem, in which Belinda is dressed. It is also one that allows the reader to see most transparently the movement of imperialist ideology within the text. Beginning with the lines “Unnumbered treasures ope at once, and here/The various offerings of the world appear,” the poem extends its reach to the non-European world: from the perfumes of “all Arabia” to “India’s glowing gems,” the goods of imperialist expansion are on full display (Pope even goes so far as to call it “glittering spoil.”) In fact, not only are such spoils explicitly displayed; as Brown points out, they “awaken” her “natural beauty”—an action that draws a clear parallel to Pope’s definition of art in his An Essay on Criticism as that which “dresses” nature “to advantage.” We might also note that we are never privy to the hard labor that goes into the production of the objects with which Belinda decorates herself; the commodities on display in this passage clearly in conjunction with a place, but their movement—from their production in, for example, Africa or India to their purchase by Belinda (or by her father)—is invisible. At the same time, Belinda’s own beauty and person exists only insofar as it is “called forth” by her objects. The ignorance of the necessarily exploitative and unjust work that goes into the creation of the “glowing gems” and ivory combs beloved by Belinda erases the human on the side of production, while the disappearance of Belinda somewhere behind her belongings nearly removes Belinda from the consumption side of the equation. In this way, the “order of things,” or the market, displaces “the order of people.” Objects—specifically, objects that have some value; objects that can be bought and sold—become, in the words of Brown, “the only reality.”

finished work for the day/need beers in tumtum bump

maybe if I go smoke it will make me tired bump

http://64.233.183.104/search?q=

BODDINGTON'S IS AWESOME

beginning of workday bump

Hmmm

beginning of shift bump

i have a headache bump

but i think a cigarette will cure it bump

so i'm going to smoke bump

(it's like sending a telegram stop / bump)

bored at work bump

yep

It's the perfect time for you to... work on your novel, John!

Alternatively, you could procrastinate by reading 10,000 different Wikipedia articles. It's all good.

Leaving for clinical bump.

Stay warm today guys. The wind outside is @#$%ing cold.

boring class discussion bump.

paranoid frequent bump bump

Edward Fitzgerald was a crappy translator

Rubiyat?

WAGAAGAHAGHAGHGAHGHAG HAGH WAGEMAN BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Why is Mr. Que Wicked awseom? please refer to the above post.

Guys, I miss WAGEMAMAMAMAAAAA

awesome foods

speaking of which lol at sara thinking I was talking about "snacking" last night
burrito in microwave = appetizer
pot pie in oven = main course
BACHELOR DIN DIN

NEW RESAURRANTS=BACHELOR DINN DIN

1. DRINKS
2. DINNAS
3. VIDEOGAMES
4. LADIES WITH LOTION

WHO WANTS TO OPEN RESTAURNSTS WITH ME

I WOULD ORDER ALL THESE #4

oh shit bump

KANTLIPS

WHAT

kantlips

An adjective that means perplexingly awesome and slightly filthy.

After regaling the party for several hours with ribald non-sequiturs, it was obvious to everyone that John was totally kantlips.
Source: DJP1973, Boston

is it ladies rubbing the customers with the lotion or just ladies rubbing their own legs with the lotion
because I will take either but #2 seems less likely to meddle with my drinking and eating and blowing up bad guys

You gotta work on yr multitasking, dood.

"mmm this is a good burger ohh yes keep rubbin that lotion in between my toes that's right motherfucker eat shit and die you don't even know who you're messing with slurp glug another please"

that sounds pretty awesome, i would go to this restaurant

also, for HI DERE:http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=71

youre welcome bump

lol

fixed, and of course by fixed i mean broken

properly, that is

This could go on forever!

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20 GOTO 10

Are we driving everyone else away? ;_;

NO WAY

I'm just going to delete everything on this thread so we can start from scratch

;_;

I NEED TO BE WRITING A TERM PAPER BUMP.

Dan is right, Boddington's IS delicious. I still have one left! Also GET CARTER.

i also love boddingtons.

It is meet and right so to do.

So do I. I brought it up previously on ilx and a brittishes dismissed it ;_;

xp

a nay vote from a brittishes is a vote for freedom.

I also remember bringing up boddingtons with some britishers a long time ago on here and they were basically like "lol that's the shit they force you to put up with in sports stadiums" kind of like russians and the whole "stoli, you mean tractor fuel?" thing that I've heard

also in britain, "carlings black label" is respectable and fancy. its like a booze twilight zone over there.

NOTE: I LOVE BLACK LABEL, BUT I KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING MYSELF INTO, AND SRSLY LETS NOT KID OURSELVES HERE, ITS AWESOME ONLY BECAUSE IT IS BASICALLY NO MONEY PER CASE.

europeans be hiding all the "good" beer.

I read a Japanese book once that was all, "I wanted a fancy import beer so I got MILLER HIGH LIFE."

I am building up my resolve to try Steel Reserve.

Steel Reserve is weird because it has no flavor and you can actually feel the alcohol sink to the bottom of your stomach when you drink it.

this is not an endorsement or a critique

miller high life is some all right shit.
that is like the only cheezoid americanishe yellow corn pilsner I will happily drink without wanting to make an Enlisted Man out of it

I was drinking Kirin last night. Was pretty good.

All these fancypants foreign beers are brewed in Australia now. It's a bit of a con, i feel.

miller high life is probably my most-consumed beer.

I was told steel reserve tastes like blood.

Kirin is good! I'm a fan of Asian beers. I'm a fan of all beer, really. Kirin's brewed in CA, I think (the US version anyway).

When I visited Ireland in 2000, I was convinced for the first week that the "Why are you ordering a guinness when we have budweiser on tap" questioning was a sophisticated "lol fuk u american" thing, but they were dead serious.

it should be noted that irish budweiser is brewed at the guinness beer factory and tastes kind of like kirin ichiban so haha joke on me i suppose.

haha many xposts all leading us to kirin

also lol at my inability to remember the word "brewery" leading to my brilliant use of "beer factory".

Yeah, The Kirin I was drinking was brewed in Aus, as were the 1664s.

(i had a six-pack of each)

(I'm hungover)

did we tell you why you are wicked awesome yet, W4LTER?

surely you have :D

KIRIN IS AWESOME

The best part about going to Japan was getting KIRIN and ASAHI and SAPPORO out of vending machines!

because this, for one.

xpost well its a bonus then

WILHELMUS H.M. CREEMERS

Yeah that was pretty fucking amazing -- possibly better than that alphabet thrade.
xpost

I also like Smithwick's.

and Mackeson

and Summit Pale.

i'm getting all misty over here.

wait that might just be the DT's

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SIERRA NEVADA Y/N?

i vote yes

(are we still talking about beers?)

drinking tea with milk and sugar in flat with apparently no heating bump

going to get on the bus now bump

I GIVE UP ON TERM PAPER bump.

aspirin taking bump

doves and pigeon bump

my roommate keeps cooking things that smell like ASS bump

getting pissed off emails from angry banned ilxors bump

hilarious bump
I got a drunken typo-gram from luriqua once

he's a funny dude

adding bump to the end of the post bump

Hi ITR gang, nice to say this all to all of y'all.

All of all of y'all: MODS good

Ling B---- You are funny & neat, wld mollify you w/WD-40 if I had it (sounds more effective) but this is second best to HAIIII hello

Well cool guys. Sorry abt next Friday when you can't go to any stores as they are worse full than the most worst fullness of a metro. That was my idea, oops.

I DONE BOUGHT MYSELF A FORTY OF MILLER HIGH LIFE bump

MOLLIFICATION CHECK: blingbert, are you feeling it?

hurray for champagne of beers drinkers bump!

bump fro cutty if he ever comes by http://www.flickr.com/groups/veryfitwomen/pool/

I think I might hold off on amtrakkin it up to RomneyLand until after the holidays.

speakin of very fit women it's funny how that one pole vaulter from berkeley keeps getting her slobbering fanpage deleted from wikipedia

non encyclopedic; no evidence of notability (except fringe Internet phenomenon

out of his fucking mind

Allison Stokke

Home from final clinical and I passed my class bump.

(Also, I will study your beer discussion more carefully in future.)

http://www.jamesrmaclean.com/mw/index.php/Falangism

congratulations, sara r-c, for passing your class bump

also a bryan adams video on youtube gave me hiccups for long time bump

upset that no one's buying my awesome shit off ebay bump.

drunk bump

BEDTIME

eating apple cake bump

?

considering the impact of schema changes bump

planning to go back to sleep bump

PS yummy, I want apple cake

nggghghggghgoing to work bump

as awake as I'm going to get bump

good morning fellow bumpers bump

On Having a Bad Day (emo thread)

I got a meeting from 1300-1430 EST so you guys make sure and cover

got it

im glad someone does because our clocks only go up to 12. No wonder the east coast has such high productivity.

(yeah i know that joke sucked im tired and doing the corporate federal withholding deposit today cut me some slack)

I smiled at your joke, if it makes you feel any better.

I will be home most of teh afternoon, and thus may be able to bump the thread occasionally.

taking a persimmon break bump

having drunk too much coffee jittery and bumping into things bump

too much coffee? i didn't know that was possible.

...bump

Wait, lxy, are you eating a persimmon? I hear they are gr8, but can never figure out when they are ripe. And underripe persimmon = sooooooo bad.

yes, i learned about unripe persimmons last week. GROOOOSSSSSSS!

my boss says poke your fingernail through the skin in the bottom, and if it turns brown, it's ripe. i don't know if i believe her.

in my (very limited) experience, the ones that look like this

http://www.worldcommunitycookbook.org/season/guide/photos/persimmon.jpg

are okay when they're firm, but the ones that look like this

http://www.smokersdelightbbq.com/pics/blog/persimmon1.jpg

have to be soft.

scientific, huh?

I've only ever tried a persimmon once; I can't remember which one it looked like. What I do remember: it was inedible.

wikipedia has some info about which variety is which, but i don't find it to be exceedingly helpful since my market doesn't list the variety of persimmon on the placard.

I think I need someone to come with me to the store and then stay at my house and tell me EXACTLY when to try the persimmon. I require hand-holding when it comes to this fruit.

I remember a prof raving about the fantastic-ness of persimmon pudding, but honestly, if you're starting with underripe fruit... ew. Tremendous waste of time. And cornstarch.

I ate fruit (pineapple) last week and it was ok bump

i might actually be the only person on earth who hates fruit more than they hate vegetables. YES I KNOW, I GOT SCURVY, FRUIT STILL SUCKS THOUGH.

thats why they use magic to put fruit in multivitamins now so i dont have to eat it

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz724outcome4.jpg

thats why they use magic to put fruit in multivitamins now so i dont have to eat it

I'm pretty sure they had multivitamins way back in 1991.

Seriously, don't you even like, I don't know... orange juice or something?

I have a tendency to under-eat fruits and vegetables myself, but it isn't so much that I don't like them, it is more that they are harder to integrate into my diet than they should be. Also, A. is not a fan. It makes me feel a little crazy to be making broccoli for JUST ME.

THERE IS A FRESHMAN HERE WHO IS NAMED ZINTIS JONES bump

zintis??

zintis!

ZENTITS

I really question some of these naming decisions.

Then again, I'm boring.

Google informs me he is LATVIAN. and his last name is JONES.

how did Google tell you his last name?

no it told me he was Latvian, I already knew his last name. The powers of being a receptionist.

half latvian you fool. the jones is estonian.

you watch out or I will erase you from this university.

Julian Cope welcomes you to http://1p3.org/ bump

SUCK IT QUE

SOME ONE IS JEALOUS OF COMPETITION BUT REALLY THE TWO BOARDS SHOULD BE LIKE COUSINS YES?????

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i am moved. deeply. moved.

t (:D) t

i like this, it's kind of demented-looking.

<3 MLP

anxious bump

the streetlights came on before 4 today

into the rain

have faxed in timesheet and will soon be skipping the fuck out of this meatlocker bump

it is sunny and i can hear some loud impolite chirping from a nearby tree.

how dare they!

lingbert, do you feel mollified now?

2 HOURS TO OLDSCHOOL ROOMMATE TEAMUP DRUNKEN FREEFORALL AT HOTEL BAR BUMP

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/11/16/combathelmet1_wideweb__470x304,0.jpg

Awesome new xray helmet thing for fighter pilots

The future is here you guys bump.

home from Alex's Tae Kwon Do and now I get to have dessert bump

Also: article: http://www.smh.com.au/news/technology/xray-helmet-to-revolutionise-aerial-warfare/2007/11/16/1194766908490.html

do Ask ________ threads always go sideways?

xpost That is the creepiest helmet ever.

It kind of makes me want one.

what is for dessert sara?

xp as it says in the article, it is v star warsy

Star Wars plus CREPEY eyes!

xpost - I just ate some Harry and David dark chocolate bing cherries. Worst addiction EVER.

Oh, look, though: they contain Vitamin C. At least I won't get scurvy.

sure, take the easy way out.

I WANT THAT HELMET

those cherries sound healthful and delicious

easy way out = Flintstones vitamins

dk chocolate bing cherries = super delicious way out. Sadly, not very healthful, but I like the way you think estela

Okay, who is getting the helmet for John for Xmas?

It's only 1.5 kilograms, guys.

Okay, who is getting the helmet for John for Xmas?

-- Sara R-C, Friday, November 16, 2007 2:06 AM (8 minutes ago)

Sara, there are certain sentences one should never post on the internet. This is one of them.

Thought I'd try some damage control before Dan got a chance at that one.

DAMMIT STUPID BAND PRACTICE MAKES ME MISS AWESOME OPPORTUNITIES TO RIDICULE JOHN

ahem priorities cough cough

I hate it when I inadvertently set Dan up perfectly and then he's not around to catch it first.

Unibersity_keyboard_bith_broken_space_key_bump

I'M NOT QUITE SURE IF I'M FEELING THE MOLLIFICATION YET. PRETTY SOLID EFFORT THOUGH, EVERYONE

THANKS FOR THE WD-40 WELL WISHES ABBOTT. YOU ARE WELL-LIKED BY ALL. I WELL-LIKE YOU.

And Lingers you are, well, liked by all.

also: bored friday arvo at work,,,mebbe buy a four pack of Boddington's after work? bump?

javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?mollif01.wav=mollify')

that wont actually work bump

BAH

Mollified, mollified, trapped in the middle and I'm mollified...

Dammit, now I can't even figure out what song that is, but the tune is in my head.

I think I'll go to bed now, as it is clear that I'm overtired.

harvard jd + kennedy school grad wants to jump my bones but I won't let her bump

i withhold my advice and trust your judgement.

in order to do this, i am forcing myself to imagine that she is unattractive and terribly annoying, perhaps also cursed with incurable head lice. or boring.

uh, so imaginary adviceateering bump?

got back home bump

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY TWO-HOUR GAP BUMP

harvard jd + kennedy school grad wants to jump my bones but I won't let her bump

VERY VERY VERY WISE

Oh, come on - how bad could she be?

Uh-oh, I just remembered that horrible blind date that I literally stomped out on. However, I'm not sure that that guy could even read, much less attend a prestigious law school.

I think T0M K could read.

How do I keep forgetting that date? I didn't so much stomp out on that one as escape as politely as I could. At least T0m wasn't an insane, racist homophobe, though.

Other reasons I have totally rejected someone: 1. way too skinny and kissing them was too much like what I imagine kissing my brother would be like (and how do you politely explain THAT)? and 2. They were S3an F., so not much in common other than HHS.

I don't think I'm forgetting anyone in the catalogue of Bad Dates.

Still boggling over #2 btw

PS Dan, surely you have some embarrassing or disastrous dates from the past?

Dear Tombot, I was wrong: she really could be that bad.

xpost yeah, me too.

Best part of that date was my pre-date journal entry, in which I note that I am changing clothes to something less flattering than I had been wearing earlier.

I'm really an awful person, aren't I.

kissing them was too much like what I imagine kissing my brother would be like (and how do you politely explain THAT)?

must control joke urge

barely strong enough must leave computer

This is one of those moments I wish I could grab John and shake him.

I have those moments often.

Hmmmm, I wonder whatever happened to B3l1nd4 S4mm0ns.

oh snap

Sara, surely you heard the story about the crazy girl who spit up into our shared large pop at a movie because she was laughing and drinking at the same time and then asked me if I wanted any more of it?

hahaha - NO. Wow. How did I miss that story?!

praying for John Justen poor impulse control bump

I'M NOT QUITE SURE IF I'M FEELING THE MOLLIFICATION YET.

-- Lingbert, Friday, 16 November 2007 05:04 (13 hours ago) Link

so lingbent, let me get this straight. you've got people working the world over, 24 hours a day, to keep this thread intact for your mollification, and you're not quite sure if you're feeling it?? nearly 600 posts in 10 days? wow. what does it take to mollify you?

A cookie!

http://photo.bldesign.org/photos/misc/cookie.jpg

That cookie does not look very fresh.

ARE THHHHHHESEEES FRESH EBUF FOR YOU GREE HEE HEEE

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They don't look dry, but that crazy lady shaped them into hearts. That makes me suspicious of what other things she might have done to them.

hi dere have you missed me I think not bump

everyone who has posted here that is not posting here at the moment is missed at all times

why?

BECAUSE WICKED AWESOME DUH

this is easily the best board on ILX. IT'S A FACT.

um

IRE is good too.

Tape Exchange for the win

(not that it's a contest, mind you)

http://mathforum.org/midpow/POW/pascal.turkeys.gif

Yes, now is the time of year when John traditionally kills and eats his pets. WATCH OUT QUIMBY

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DEAR LING, I WELL-LIKE LOU AND WELL-LIME YOU. UH. WHAT ELSE DID I HAVE TO SAY. SOMETHING. BUT WHAT WAS IT....THINK THINK THINK.

WILL TYPE WHEN RECALLED.

oh no...I well-like YOU. Who is lou.

srsly I have bought something like eighty squillion video games in the last few weeks and NONE of them are getting played right now except this one

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a bee suit that makes mario fly actually made your jaw drop?

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FUCK YOU, IT'S A BEE SUIT

-- jamescobo, Friday, November 16, 2007 4:48 PM (4 hours ago)

IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT WE RECRUIT THIS YOUNG RISING STAR BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE GETS HIM.

The fact that the Aeon Flux people are taking my thread seriously is a)making me wonder what it would take to actually get banned b)simultaneously amazing and kind of depressing.

for reference: Suggestion to keep this board in the public eye:

HYSTERICAL^^^^^

also kind of sweet

do those people even know that there's more to ILX than aeon flux?

It's kind of charming, really.

Of course I have never seen Aeon Flux, so now I'm forced to consider that I'm so out of it that I may be missing the Coolest Show Ever. IT HAS ITS OWN BOARD AT ILX!

Maybe after I'm done with nursing school, that can be my next project.

Distribution of Domains among Activators

Domain Name Single Domain Two Domain Three Domain

1. AsnC 2 (6,263)

2. AraC 5 (201,236,283,340,342) 9 (27,79,162,328,143,159,265,332,378)
7 (139,140,352,357,302,317,334)

3. MerR

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I am like the one dude who liked the movie better than the cartoon

I'm gonna go buy some wine

I have never seen the movie, but I am pretty sure I like it better than the cartoon.

xpost: might i recommend a fine 2007 MD 20/20 lightning creek?

that board has no idea we exist. After I convinced her to email me I realized this. When we went dark for two months they just treated it like a happening of nature. After, they came back to new code and new signins without batting an eye. It's kinda sweet, considering all the angst elsewhere about mods/code.

good for them, really.

i bought a bottle of rum. it is booze friday at work

your life is better than mine. i demand (work-contextual) booze friday!

i just realized how sad it is that i own this place and thus am actually denying myself booze friday.

semi-responsibility is stupid. its like i sold out to myself.

john if you continue to bother the aeon flux board you will upset their delicate ecology and possibly destroy them once and for all.

They don't want to talk about Bleach with me. ;_;

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a bump for the people (me) that had to look up querulous:

quer·u·lous /ˈkwɛrələs, ˈkwɛryə-/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kwer-uh-luhs, kwer-yuh-] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. full of complaints; complaining.
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it's too hot and i

Uh-oh, estela is so overheated that she didn't finish her sentence.

Emergency heat stroke bump.

i thought i was a goner

Glad you made it, estela!

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great photographer bump

it's too cold and am jealous of estela bump

tell you what stet, i'll eat some gelato outdoors in the spring breeze under the blossoming jacaranda tree, and you heat up a can of soup and sit wrapped up in a polar fleece blanket in front of the heater, then we will both be about the same temperature and you won't have any reason to be jealous of me any more.

Wait how the hell did this get broek ;_; bump

emergency measures bump

deflated bump

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snow queen bloody mary with worcestireshire and cumin bump

reasons I really love my corner "bottle-o" number one: I can walk in on 50% of weekdays and some random booze distro will be having a tasting of some product, usually wine, sometimes sake, today, premium vodka from kazakhstan

haha and the korean family that runs it knows me and knows I am all into their homestyle shit

"you want some more OB?"
"do you stil have any?"
"I thought we had one more sixer back there"
"I think I bought that last one!"
"oh! well do you like soju?"
"where?"

ha I still haven't gone to sleep bump

tombot you are mighty bump.

note:going to work right now not nearly as cool as still being up from last night right now.

JEALOUSY

Staggering around having just woken up bump

valued community member of what we like to think of as our sister board

the part i thought was tru appears not to be tru at all. and to top it off the thread got broke. sadurday.

still bumping, without reason or purpose bump

Things I will take with me to proctor exams tonight:

- nutrition book and annoying vitamin deficiency worksheet (the first answer is perpetual HSTNGS favorite: SCURVY)

- newest Y: The Last Man graphic novel

- Barbara Kingsovler book I'm reading

- notebook paper so I can handwrite some NaNoWriMo stuff (too lazy to carry my laptop, especially since the Concert Hall still has no internets connection)

- food

still jealous of estela but at least not deflated bump

stetcollades on title fix bump

MOLLIFIED LINGBERT IS PEOPLE!!!

not deflated now title is fixed, it's such a perfect day bump

www.wiseestela.com?

one hour ago people bump

dominique leone is a dude bump

since when do they let 13 year olds into college bump

pointless bump because I don't want to finish my homework or fold towels

Finally got on lastfm bnad wagon bump

ooooh, cool! I'm "SaraRC" there - add me as a friend if you want. (I promise to restart last.fm as soon as I restart my computer if you promise not to laugh at the things I'm listening to)

pimp my band bump