ROLLING THIS POSTER IS A DICK I WOULD LIKE TO VENT ABOUT THEM KNOWING THAT MY EFFORTS WILL BE FUTILE THREAD

pipecock

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this

having read that "vinyl will outlive CD thread", pipecock.

Dick Tanner

nah, only kidding. pipecock.

i don't buy the ol' "new annoying poster just happens to check spok thread and replies to accusations" btw, it smells fishy!!

^^^^ hell yeah

http://apollo.lsc.vsc.edu/classes/remote/lecture_notes/radar/doppler/graphics/wave_anatomy.free.gif

esp. since these two new guys are working in the same "jeepers, i guess this isn't as welcoming a place as i thought, ok guys" sadface routine.

I've had a few, but then again too few to mention.

Like five.

pipecock? more like pipeDICK oh snap

no srsly that guy really sucks

WHO IS THIS PIPECOCK I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM

TOTAL_KNOW_IT_ALL_COCK_

..I think.

people really need to stop responding to him

i dont understand why tim and vahid spent 5 days arguing with him on the burial thread

it's not that it is inarticulate, it is unarticulable. reading the pseudo-prose reviews that some people seem to like for records makes me feel physically ill, and that is probably the best way to try to describe art! i like to try to discuss the intangibles without trying to over dissect the music itself. the over intellectualisation of music is what led to IDM and bad prog rock, im not really into that.

-- pipecock, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 00:57 (7 hours ago)

:D

Like how in the fuck is this guy? Some shitty dj or something?

who

we will never run out of windbags

i hate to say it but it's easy to see how pipecock gets lost in the windbag shuffle these days.

i like the way you think, omar little.

Pipecock

Pipecock, if you have any defense for your actions, now would be the time to post on this thread.

or any other itr threads. take your pick!

Pipecock

PIPECOCK IS THE NEW DOGTITS

NO IT IS NOT

BOOOOOOOOO.

pipecock has a myspace

http://infinitestatemachine.com/

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
p i p e c o c k

pipecock.

new pipecock tribute image success!

(UH NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW)

http://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg

(SRSLY NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW)

hooray! Is it the same dude as the vacuum cleaner one?

John, he just posted to that Burial thread.

it's just so perfect.

TADAH!

kudos

stet/pash/tombot, I will understand if you linkify/3-day ban me from ILM for that by the way.

exhaustlingerieman on the Burial thread: NSFW?

probably a fair request

title should also be changed to "pipecock on the Burial thread: NSFW?"

ha

dear suckers,

wow, guys. a word of advice: get off my fucking jock. thanks!

love,
pipecock

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love,
the ITR

finally

http://www.corkinthewater.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/461-mission_accomplished.jpg

"put that in your pipe and smoke it"

DEAR GOD SWINBURNINGFORYOU FARMS THAT COCK

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I lolled when you popped up in the Moz thread. I don't know if he's been around for long but he's never not wrong about anything.

He admitted he was wrong about "Perez Hilton = nu-Lester Bangs"!

DEAR GOD SWINBURNINGFORYOU FARMS THAT COCK

this fucking guy

Let's get this lynch mob started, people.

DEAR SWINBURNINGFORYOU YOU SMOKE POLE THERE I SAID IT

dally

stupid shit on ilm?

Bo Jackson Overdrive, I'm not sure if you're a dick, but you sure are pointlessly contrarian and dumb.

O WAIT I ALREADY BANNED YOU HA

Chelvis is a weapons-grade lollygagger too.

DEAR GOD SWINBURNINGFORYOU FARMS THAT COCK

-- Noodle Vague, Thursday, 29 November 2007 14:04 (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

SWINBURNINGFORYOU SWINBURNINGFORYOU SWINBURNINGFORYOU SWINBURNINGFORYOU

He's cuntroversial!

cankles

i like cankles

swinburningforyou is a dick

I thought cankles was you Heave.

cankles is mean but he's the right kind of mean (most of the time)

swinburningforyou needs to post here (so I can ban him)

i don't venture into IL-NFL much so don't really know the guy but this posted alerted me to the fact that he's a dick SHE WAS A HERO AND ISRAEL CUT HER DOWN IN COLD BLOOD

Justen, you're a twat of immeasurable proportions and I hope the wild buffalo you impregnated treat you well.

u_________________________u

Bo, don't get banned again!

YAAAAAAOOOOOWWWW

cankles is heroic

that snakefuck gif doesn't work anymore

o man those things are hideous :( i came in here to say something misogynist but i am too distracted now :(

-- cankles

hope he decides to become "an hero" sometime soon

rip swnbrnngfru

Hi guys!

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yay!

i like cankles

-- max, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 22:38 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

4-4-2

Ankle Weights?

^^^ incredibly awesome

why do i let dally get to me

because he is a cunt

holy shit, something must be done about dally.

im intentionally avoiding that thread

holy shit, something must be done about dally.

-- John Justen, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 17:46 (45 minutes ago) Link

yes, this.

I really can't decide if he's a troll or just an idiot. If it's the former I commend his subtlety.

im pretty sure hes both? hes very intent on being "controversial" but i think he actually believes most of the shit he spouts

We should ask him about mormons

seriously

Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk - C/D

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHERE DO THEY COME FROM AND WHY CANT THEY GO BACK THERE?

on Superbad:

this is a movie that maybe 2-3 years ago I'd have hated, but I loved every penis-joking minute of it.

Nothing made me laugh harder than the scene where all of the drawings of penises are flying by on screen and the one with teh giant penis at Tiananmen Square appeared

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, December 9, 2007 5:16 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

how about on a cruise ship?

I had to do that this weekend (or else wait 3 days) and found due to the faulty vaccuum flushing that bits of the....material were still lodged in the toilet. took about 12 flushes to fix

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 13:22 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

burt stanton = cockwad

nicky lo-fi, you make me very angry

Really? Why?

you joke, right?

47. dell arrives, arguably best new poster of 2007

-- Just got offed, Sunday, December 23, 2007 11:36 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

Awesome!

I would happily pay money to see that and jake off to it...not that i am a jerk, horny, pervert or without a pretty girlfriend.

I would just enjoy the THRILL of doing it, not getting caught & something few could think of doing.

-- dell, Saturday, December 29, 2007 8:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Yeah, he's the best new poster like 65daysofstatic are a good band.

I know I've read stuff from nlf but I have no recollection of any of it, so he clearly has not fallen into my hate category.

I have a theory that today's yuppie 'liberal' hipster is nothing more than a dogma-filled thought fascist. So I guess until someone proves that wrong, I can work with. Am I using theory correctly here? I will continue to keep an open mind, though. ;~)

-- nicky lo-fi, Saturday, December 29, 2007 5:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I have a theory that today's yuppie 'liberal' hipster is nothing more than a dogma-filled thought fascist. -- nicky lo-fi

Deep thoughts.

That's annoying but it's also kind of true.

;~)

I noted his point on my palmtop before I beat an unbeliever to death,

girl wins tickets to sold-out hannah montana concert by writing about her father's nonexistent death in iraq

^^^Bo Jackson is a treat on this thread.

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stephen
Bo Twatson

Bo Twatson

qft

What's he done?

suck the dick of a thousand pre-op transexual concubines...all of you

Only one dick for all thousand...?

I'm pretty amused that someone would put all this effort into building an online persona that is basically Alex in NYC's unfunny slowwitted cousin.

How does that dude keep getting in here?

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Well, we'll see if this one sticks. Perma-banned.

we all saw My Friend Got Us Thrown Out of a Karaoke Bar By the Flamboyant Host right?

Oh yes, and it was/is hilarious.

Aw, I thought it was awesome watching him pop up every other week or so just to get another temp ban.

...but then he stopped being funny.

Actually, it's more of a symbolic ban, because I can't imagine Tombot didn't banhammer after that thread.

I'm sad I was around for that thread, it would have been the perfect time to unveil OH SNAP! a picture thread before the general ILE public.

*wasn't around

I'm not sure the ILE crowd is ready for OH SNAP! a picture thread

I don't think they can handle the snappitude.

well at least now I have something to do for a couple more hours (GIS "dang" and "hell naw")

I wish John had said "I don't think they can handle the snapper."

lol double-entendres

Not a poster, BUT: I haaate how my supervisor (who gets on my nerves really bad 85% of the time) is too egocentric to realize that SHE gets on my nerves, and instead thinks I'm just "moody."

unban BJO ;_;

ITR needs a retarded Alex in NYC imitator to giggle at

HE IS RISEN

BJO = buttez + ANYC

NO

BJO = Custos + ANYC

darraghmac. yet again.

see, i'm as disappointed as you are. that's the tragedy.

pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock pipecock

-- max, Tuesday, November 20, 2007 11:32 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

This should be moved in around here somewhere.

PROBLEM SOLVED

:D

contenderizer more like STFUerizer amirite?

contenderizer more like STFUerizer amirite?

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, February 23, 2008 9:59 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^this

Dom Passantino is a fucking sexist asshole and I really wish he would do something stupid enough to justify permabanning.

OH YEAH LET'S ALL LAUGH AT A WOMAN GETTING PUNCHED FOR NO GOOD REASON.

maybe we're laughing not at her but at a) the daily mail, b) the daily mail comments section

fuck sake man

also get 1 sense of perspective. are you complaining about the ppl making jokes about that dude who got decapitated on the bus? i don't fkn think so

louis can you read thread titles or are you just that dense today

ah this is not thread of reasonable assuaging or temperance sorry to break the spell everyone

louis is being a dick today and i would like to vent about him knowing that my efforts will be futile

FUCK I'M SUCH A SHITTY USELESS VINDICTIVE IDIOT SOMETIMES :(

ha, futile. still love myself. woo!

ok, time-out 4 realz, sincerely sorry

http://i19.piczo.com/view/3/d/i/m/6/n/h/0/a/b/z/d/img/t258267774_65916.gif

Is that shin chan's teddy?

http://i19.piczo.com/view/3/d/i/m/6/n/h/0/a/b/z/d/img/t258267774_65916.gif

weeeeee!

sleeve otm

Woah Louis quit with the "Dom's a good dude really" shit. He's not, he's a malicious bitter cock on ILE most of the time and the whole Stockholm Syndrome crap really needs to just end.

Which reminds me - his thread about some poor dude politely asking him for advice is the lowest thing he's done for a while.

I'm more interested in defending myself and everyone else who found the thread (note: NOT the actual incident) amusing, and indeed contributed to it. Dom frequently acts in a manner I wouldn't condone but it's a free Internet and as long as others aren't affected away from ILX (such as in the thread you mention, where the guy's name had to be googleproofed) I don't mind how bitter or misanthropic he is, as long as he brings a few lulz (and the occasional interesting debate). In this instance, ILX has for the most part bonded over a shared desire to laff at Mail readers, and Dom as enabler deserves credit rather than castigation (although I guess you can read it differently and castigate him if you want).

I mean, I WANT to view every ILX situation fairly, and I WANT to give everyone an equal chance, and I appreciate that this is often difficult when there are opposing factions at work. Ultimately, what tilts individual situations is whether I find them distasteful/unnecessary or funny/arresting. I have no personal grudges against anyone on this internet messageboard and although I understand that some people are going to be harder than others, I find it best to just let things play out. Sorry if this comes across as naive trippy-dippy bullshit. Maybe ILX needs its cartoon villains after all.

There are places cult followers can go to be deprogrammed, you know.

Meanwhile, enjoy laughing at people stupider than you.

There are places cult followers can go to be deprogrammed, you know.There are places cult followers can go to be deprogrammed, you know.

http://www.booksattransworld.co.uk/paulmckenna/website/images/paul.jpg

Mark, I think yr a very nice, intelligent (if occasionally hot-headed but aren't we all) guy, but seriously you're making more of this than you really ought. There isn't a cult of Dom on ILX, he's no guru of mine, BUT he does frequently make the place more interesting, and that's all I'm asking from a messageboard. Maybe I've developed a thick hide to this stuff far too quickly but hey, given how much of a target I often make myself it's probably necessary for my survival! If there is a difference between myself and the hardcore zingers, it's that I do genuinely feel it when my character is judged (especially for the worse), but instances of this are decreasing. Sorry if I seem like a cipher to evil here or something, but I plead independence.

Louis, being a vicious cock on the internet is bad EVEN IF IT'S FUNNY. That's all.

Usually. The Daily Mail is a worthy target; a struggling young journo wannabe most decidedly isn't. Your mate Dom chooses not to differentiate. That's my problem.

Hey - my only contributions to the struggling young journo thread were sarky criticisms of the lack of a googleproof. Just saying. As long as that guy isn't affected by it, mind, I think feeling pain on his behalf is a mite over-sensitive, albeit that a crowd of sniping sub-editors doesn't resemble the most civil manner one's honest request for advice could be treated with. There was a little understanding in the thread as well, unlike the Mail thread which was a torrent of completely-deserved derision.

Take it from an outsider, Louis. Your cheerleader/mini-me act w/r/t Dom is embarrassing. Dom is a fairly thick-skinned individual has a hide like a rhino, he doesn't need it. It makes you look like a right wally.

(for "outsider", read "someone who's balls shrivel with embarrassment everytime they see the letters "LBZC")

Well, the initial reason I responded to sleeve is that I'd participated in the thread he was incriminating, and was concerned with defending it, rather than its creator. But yeah, I'll chill out and let people have at each other, can't please everyone at once I guess.

"LBZC" is AT LEAST as self-deprecating and deliberately-lame as it is "this is a genuine kroo". Probably much more so. Just a bit of fun, as they say!

We have plenty of fools on this here boards, perhaps all of us, Dom seems to be one of the few people who is especially mean spirited and nasty in his foolery and certainly needs no encouragement.

Woah Louis quit with the "Dom's a good dude really" shit. He's not, he's a malicious bitter cock on ILE most of the time and the whole Stockholm Syndrome crap really needs to just end.

-- Mark C, Friday, 1 August 2008 12:23 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

THE MARKELBY MEMORIAL THREAD

Can we stop ruining the Idiot Thread Repository with idiot threads like this, btw.

Dom Passantino is a fucking sexist asshole and I really wish he would do something stupid enough to justify permabanning.

OH YEAH LET'S ALL LAUGH AT A WOMAN GETTING PUNCHED FOR NO GOOD REASON.

-- sleeve, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:50 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link

maybe we're laughing not at her but at a) the daily mail, b) the daily mail comments section
fuck sake man

-- Just got offed, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:51 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link

The ONE MINUTE response time to a post made really late at night in British (ie actual, real) time to an obscure board with nothing but capital letters wacky shit on it is pretty funny, to be fair

JGO still basically right about that thread just being lol daily mail but I guess Dom being, undoubtedly, a terrible person means people are sometimes using one small event as a trigger to vent a few months/years worth of impotent internet rage

(My balls shrivel with embarrassment at "LBZC" and I was the first dude to get the Jean Charles treatment back on the night of the wrong knives)

^^^ this guy gets it.

Site New Answers, bored at night, hitting "Refresh", big red NSFW markers = instant arousal of interest btw.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

regards,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT DOM

I'm retired, Dom. I think Louis is too young and decent a chap to be ready to become as cynical and bitter as you. Me? I'm way beyond you.

ok come on guys seriously

pipecock

Not sure the mods will tolerate a meta thread like this.

oh no now this will be moved to 77

but now jj can actually do something about it

i need to get drunk and ban pipecock once and for all

pipecock

― max, Tuesday, November 20, 2007 12:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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― max, Tuesday, November 20, 2007 12:32 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ a year ahead of the game

PIPECOCK -- REAL NAME, NO GIMMICKS

a year behind, son.

THE TRUMPETER SWAN SOCIETY
12615 County Road 9, Plymouth, MN 55441  763/694-7851 FAX 763/557-4943
WASHINGTON SWAN STEWARDS
PMB 272, 914- 164th Street SE, Mill Creek, WA 98012  425-787-0258
1 October 2012
Mr. Brad Feilberg
City of Monroe, Public Works Director
806 West Main St.
Monroe, WA 98272
We have reviewed the permits submitted by H3O to build a wake board facility at Lake Tye. In response to
citizen comments, including those of TTSS, a SEPA Checklist and Critical Areas Report Supplement was prepared
by the applicants consultant, Parametrix. After reviewing this document, it is clear that the consultants
selectively chose some references and ignored two of the most important ones regarding information on
trumpeter swans. As a result, there are egregious errors in biological information, impacts to wildlife, and status
of these birds including the use of Lake Tye by other birds. When misleading or egregiously inaccurate
information is provided to decision makers on a project, the result is one that does not serve the public or our
wildlife resources well.
The information on swans provided in the supplemental document has many egregious errors and omissions of
important information. We have commented on several aspects of this document and made direct responses to
contents in the document (red) with our response directly below them. We believe that making a sound decision
about this projects impacts to migratory birds based on facts is not possible with the information provided by
the documents submitted by the applicant.
The most significant issue stems from their lack of understanding that the Trumpeter Swans that use western
Washington. The swans of Washington, as all waterfowl here, are designated by the US Fish and Wildlife Service
(USFWS) to be in the Pacific Flyway (2006). The Trumpeter swans are split into two population groups, the
Pacific Coast Population (PCP) and the Rocky Mountain Population (RMP). The Trumpeter Swans in western
Washington arepart of the Pacific Coast Population (PCP). They breed in Alaska and winter along the coastal and
inland areas west of the Cascade Mountains as far south as the Willamette Valley in Oregon. The Rocky
Mountain Population (RMP)occurs east of the Cascade Mountains in Washington. These two groups have
distinct and separate breeding, migration and wintering areas. The US Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS) has
separate management plans for each population (USFWS 2006 and 2008). None of these documents were used
by Parametrix during their environmental review.
The second serious error is the omission of information on the status, habitat needs and management concerns
for Trumpeter Swans in western Washington, including the Snohomish Valley. The PCP Plan From the Pacific
Flyway Implementation Plan for the Pacific Population of Trumpeter Swans states the following for Washington
State, especially for western Washington:
1. Protection of Swans and Habitats. - - The following measures are recommended to
improve protection to swans and their habitats:
a. Initiate conservation actions necessary to secure and/or develop critical feeding sites
and night roost areas. (WDFW; Priority 1; As practical)
b. Maintain integrity of available swan habitats through environmental review of
proposals for development (WDFW, USFWS; Priority 1; Ongoing)
c. Eliminate or minimize human disturbance factors by regulations and education
(WDFW; TTSS; Priority 2; As appropriate)
2. Monitoring and Investigations. - - The following monitoring and investigative efforts are
recommended:
a. Document habitat requirements and shifts in habitat use of wintering TRUS (WDFW;
Priority 1; Ongoing)
Another significant omission is the fact that WDFW in its Comprehensive Wildlife Conservation Strategy
document lists the Trumpeter Swan as a Species of Greatest Conservation Need (SGCN). Thus, greater
consideration by those making decisions that affect the birds or their habitats needs to be taken. Also of note is
that the western grebe which uses Lake Tye is also listed as SGCN.
This is important information because this proposed project is to be built adjacent to agricultural lands that are
highly attractive to waterfowl. In fact, the 2,000 acres directly west of the lake are a series of private hunting
clubs that plant crops specifically to attract large numbers of ducks and geese. To the south of Lake Tye are dairy
farms and another several thousand acres planted to a variety of corps that also attract waterfowl. Dairy farms
are especially attractive for Trumpeter Swans and they are just south of Lake Tye as the birds fly.
This proposed project is unique in that, to the best of my knowledge, no cable wake board parks anywhere have
been built adjacent to or within a major migratory waterfowl corridor or major winter use area.Thus, it is vital
that the use of Lake Tye by migratory birds be better understood before we build impediments that may be
detrimental to a much larger body of wildlife using the area.
Lake Tye itself is actually a staging area for fall migratory waterfowl. The Supplemental document statement
that:Since Lake Tyee is primarily a storm water facility and public park, its status as a waterfowl area is clearly
incidental.
Response:Little information has been collected that is in the public domain, however, anyone going out to
observe this area during the fall migration will likely see what I did today, October 1, 2012. I was driving out in
the area and observed a flock of Canada geese flying east toward Monroe. I followed and observed them landing
on the lake. These geese were not residents but birds migrating down from their northern breeding grounds.
Observations are listed in a table at the end of this letter. It is of note that there were three types of geese at
Lake Tye today in addition to other waterbirds.
Additional corrections to information from the Supplemental document are provided below. We have not
addressed all the errors that were found.
The Trumpeter Swan is the largest of North American waterfowl. It was reduced to near extinction by the early
20th century, but it is relatively common today. In Washington State it Winters in protected marine waters of
northern Puget Sound and adjacent agricultural lands.
Response: Typically they use agricultural fields and dairy farms that are adjacent to fresh water wetlands. These
wetlands are used for night roosting. Trumpeter swans may use estuarine river mouth areas, but primarily the

loves his avians, he does.

pipecock

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(not you, Treesh)

hey Aimless you are so awful, and your smug refusal to ever engage with the reasons why many many others posters tell you (in detail) that you are so awful just makes you suck that much worse

also HNY everyone <3 u all even the insufferable ones

just posting here to say that sleeve is not a dick and you are one of my fave ilxors

also i have no idea what that 2016 post was about

lol I was initially baffled too but I am guessing it was that rape apologist creep on the swans thread?

"big" don abernathy (gabbneb) is smug, pretentious, vapid. does not make me want to hang around this place lately. why do all the shitheads post so goddamn much?

xp - ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now my post makes sense