1. a knife
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 20:50 (eighteen years ago)
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO START THIS THREAD
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 20:52 (eighteen years ago)
ROLLING t (o_O) tTHREAD
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 20:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1410/17088282cu6.jpg
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 20:53 (eighteen years ago)
2. luvgunk
― bell_labs, Monday, 14 January 2008 20:53 (eighteen years ago)
3. lava
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:03 (eighteen years ago)
4. shot
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:06 (eighteen years ago)
5. book
― Rubyredd, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)
6. brick
7. Romanian gymnast
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)
8. Mary Lou Retton
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:26 (eighteen years ago)
(but I still hate shampoo in my eye, srsly)
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)
9. Hyundai
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
10. John's pet turkey
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
11. wasabi
xpost SHOW LARRY SOME RESPECT, HE HAS A NAME
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
RIP Larry ;_;
I'm sure you were delicious.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:31 (eighteen years ago)
12. Velcro(TM)
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
13. More eye
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
13. hot candle wax
― Rubyredd, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
14. urine
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:33 (eighteen years ago)
15. jellied eel
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
17. thumb
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:35 (eighteen years ago)
16. The Sun
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:39 (eighteen years ago)
16. herpes.
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:40 (eighteen years ago)
lol ITR counting
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:41 (eighteen years ago)
18 3/4. fondue fork
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:42 (eighteen years ago)
21. neighbour
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:44 (eighteen years ago)
22. electropop
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:45 (eighteen years ago)
23. Pop rocks
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
24. Damon Albarn
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
25. That scene in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back where the hot women raid the museum to steal the jewellery and jump over/under/through/around those laser beams
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:50 (eighteen years ago)
26. a Standard Beaverette
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_Beaverette
― El Tomboto, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:51 (eighteen years ago)
27. Lego
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
28. statscock
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:55 (eighteen years ago)
19. frenzy of dikplay
― gff, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:55 (eighteen years ago)
\/\/ copping other ppl's memes since 1999
30. organic chemistry textbook
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:56 (eighteen years ago)
31. Hitchcock's Frenzy <-- lol u see waht i did there
xp
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
32. trunkful of mink
― gff, Monday, 14 January 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)
i dispute 7, for the record
33. the black vomit of a yellow fever victim
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
34. the Titanic
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)
I got rum in my eye at a party about a year ago. It was so painful.
― W4LTER, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
35. http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/992/50192519.JPG
― W4LTER, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:06 (eighteen years ago)
36. large gauge knitting needle
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:11 (eighteen years ago)
37. porcupine quill
― remy bean, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:16 (eighteen years ago)
38. baleen
― remy bean, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:17 (eighteen years ago)
3. two knives
― Mr. Que, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:18 (eighteen years ago)
40. IUD
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
41. Grandma
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
42. Tubgirl
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:26 (eighteen years ago)
43. Urkel
― W4LTER, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
Tubgirl + Urkel = TubUrkel?????????
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
WE NEED A PHOTOSHOP EXPERT RIGHT NOW
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/do_not_want_dog.jpg
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:40 (eighteen years ago)
1. tubboy 10 up, 15 down the same as tubgirl, but this time a boy did it. its extremely hard to find but if you type in 'dario in the tub' on a search engine it might come up.
that picture was sick, that dario charcter is the male version of tubgirl-tubboy
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
44. Sand
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:44 (eighteen years ago)
45. Jabba the Hutt
― Mr. Que, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
the fact that HI DERE has not responded to #44 w/vagina means he must be in a meeting.
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
46. Tuomassundae.jpg
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:48 (eighteen years ago)
47. Actual Tuomas sundae
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
48. salted popcorn
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:50 (eighteen years ago)
49. glass glitter
50. tile grout
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/9272/tuburkelstanrp9.png
― El Tomboto, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)
The one place on earth that we can all agree that we NOT visit
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:55 (eighteen years ago)
51. thumbtacks
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:55 (eighteen years ago)
52. boiling hot coffee
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)
53. sligtly cooled-off coffee
― gff, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
^h
54. Clearasil
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
55. Sea Breeze astringent
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:01 (eighteen years ago)
56. Listerine
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:02 (eighteen years ago)
57. fish hook
58. Moon
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:03 (eighteen years ago)
59. Big pizza pie
60. wood chip
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:03 (eighteen years ago)
61. wood chipper
What I'm saying here is that the guy who wrote that song is a BIG FUCKING LIAR. xpost
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:04 (eighteen years ago)
62. Burkina Faso
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:04 (eighteen years ago)
xpost ha ha, dammit John, now I'm HUNGRY
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:04 (eighteen years ago)
63. mud
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
64. Sara's chompers
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:05 (eighteen years ago)
65. shrapnel
That's right, Dan, so WATCH OUT xpost
66. sodium hydroxide
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:06 (eighteen years ago)
67. liquid nitrogen
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:06 (eighteen years ago)
oh, that would be so, so SO bad wow.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:07 (eighteen years ago)
68. ketchup (it stings AND it stains)
69. a good look at the ark of the covenant
xpost STAINS YOUR EYE?!?!
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:08 (eighteen years ago)
Yes, that is how people get that bloodshot look. I'm sure it happens to you a lot, John, but you were too drunk to remember it.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:09 (eighteen years ago)
70. wallpaper paste
71. super glue
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
72. the burning icy goatcock of satan himself
― gff, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:10 (eighteen years ago)
73. Poorly shotgunned beer (this is from personal experience, btw)
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)
74. Centipedes? (In my eye?)
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:12 (eighteen years ago)
It's more likely than you'd think!
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:12 (eighteen years ago)
omg, John has just given me the worst possible nightmare, wow
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:12 (eighteen years ago)
75. An aye-aye
― John Justen, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)
75. ocelot claws
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)
76. a rusty awl
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
77. Mod edit
― stet, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
78. a marquis cut diamond
― Sara R-C, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:15 (eighteen years ago)
79. Leftover cat bones from yr eating party
― stet, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)
80. drill bits
― HI DERE, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:23 (eighteen years ago)
81. a smelly shoe
― Rubyredd, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:31 (eighteen years ago)
82. Rusty Fucking Barbed Wire.
― W4LTER, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:32 (eighteen years ago)
http://jordanhoffman.com/wp-content/uploads/rstuff03.jpg
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 00:26 (eighteen years ago)
83. Newt Gingrich
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 00:48 (eighteen years ago)
84. conditioner (hurts more)
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 00:53 (eighteen years ago)
85. http://www.aolcdn.com/music-photos/david-bowie-spinal-tap-215.jpg
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 01:00 (eighteen years ago)
86. twelve pound free weight
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 03:34 (eighteen years ago)
87. laundry detergent
88. SPF 60 sunscreen
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 05:28 (eighteen years ago)
89. a loofah
90. falafel
91. Bill O'Reilly
92. bullshit live videos about ok songs that i don't really give a shit about
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 05:57 (eighteen years ago)
93. match heads
94. bay leaves
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 05:58 (eighteen years ago)
95. razor
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:05 (eighteen years ago)
96. fennel
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:09 (eighteen years ago)
97. the usual condescension
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:10 (eighteen years ago)
98. rosin
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:12 (eighteen years ago)
99. Rust from the underbody of a 1980 Chevy tow truck. I had to get some drilled out last year (it was embedded).
― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:15 (eighteen years ago)
100. ice skate blade
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:15 (eighteen years ago)
101. the finger of fear
― estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:18 (eighteen years ago)
102. foreign object
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:19 (eighteen years ago)
103. rectal thermometer
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:21 (eighteen years ago)
104. shampoo made out of habaneros and thumb tacks
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:22 (eighteen years ago)
105. genocide
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:23 (eighteen years ago)
106. shard of fine bone china
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:24 (eighteen years ago)
107. kidney stone
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:27 (eighteen years ago)
108. lemon-flavored fly spray
― estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:28 (eighteen years ago)
109. Colonial Williamsburg
― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:28 (eighteen years ago)
Matthew 7:3
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:37 (eighteen years ago)
111. mortar
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:40 (eighteen years ago)
112. pestle
113. perineum
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 06:53 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ seriously awesome yoga, adam
― remy bean, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 07:14 (eighteen years ago)
Hey, if it were Damo Suzuki's perineum I wouldn't be complaining.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 07:32 (eighteen years ago)
sorry it's tony abbott's
― estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 07:32 (eighteen years ago)
114. still-pinchy crab claw
― remy bean, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 07:34 (eighteen years ago)
-- estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 18:32 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
This wins the entire thread.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 07:36 (eighteen years ago)
ever since i wrote that i have been haunted by visions of his gaunt grinning skull.
― estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:01 (eighteen years ago)
Nicola Roxon was on telly tonight! It's all just too good to be true, and yet, it is true.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.abc.net.au/news/video/2007/10/31/2077894.htm
― estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 10:12 (eighteen years ago)
A poll about jaggs
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 12:16 (eighteen years ago)
115. shark
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 16:23 (eighteen years ago)
116. The subtlety of the Clinton campaign.
― not John Justen, but FB in his stead, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)
117. paper cuts
― remy bean, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 18:31 (eighteen years ago)
118. paper cups
― remy bean, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
119. soiled and sweat-dripping athletic supporters
120. Lysol
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 18:47 (eighteen years ago)
121. ticks
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 18:47 (eighteen years ago)
122. leeches
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
123. mosquitoes
124. HADOKEN!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 18:53 (eighteen years ago)
125. perfume
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 18:55 (eighteen years ago)
126. SPINNING STAR KICK!
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:02 (eighteen years ago)
127. pasties
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
128. Coca cola
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:41 (eighteen years ago)
129. peppermint oil
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:42 (eighteen years ago)
130. Owens Corning R25 Fiberglass Insulation
― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:44 (eighteen years ago)
131. Meteorites
― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
132. bile
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:45 (eighteen years ago)
133. Botfly Larvae
134. Interco Superswamper TSLs
― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:46 (eighteen years ago)
135. acrylic paint
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:48 (eighteen years ago)
136. POPPAGE
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
137. meat hook
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 20:05 (eighteen years ago)
138. ILX New Favicon (URL Bar Logo) Poll
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 20:08 (eighteen years ago)
Wait how is 137 different from 2?
lol obv I meant 136 and 2 but that typo is too funny so I'm posting it
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 20:21 (eighteen years ago)
poppage is what the britishes call lovegunk, just want to make sure both sides of the atlantic are represented
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)
you could for example have a britisher on your left and american on your right. . . .
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
and a belgian in your eye
139. belgian
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 21:56 (eighteen years ago)
lol so what is it in Antipodaea? Wallyslime?
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spoont
― W4LTER, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:10 (eighteen years ago)
140. Dr. Morbius
― remy bean, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:16 (eighteen years ago)
141. dynamite
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:22 (eighteen years ago)
142. a pigeon
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
143. the sum of seven consecutive primes
― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)
144. a bonfire
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 22:53 (eighteen years ago)
145. a Bonofire
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:08 (eighteen years ago)
146. salt
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:11 (eighteen years ago)
147. mini-dickmanns
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:13 (eighteen years ago)
148. cookie sheet
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)
149. http://www.brokennewz.com/storyimages/dickmanns.jpg
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:14 (eighteen years ago)
^^^ seriously the most disturbing thing I've seen today
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:16 (eighteen years ago)
150. solar flare
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:20 (eighteen years ago)
151. snausages
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:29 (eighteen years ago)
152. Uranium-235 with dirt on it.
― Kerm, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:34 (eighteen years ago)
153. free will
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)
154. ashes of your deceased beloved
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:51 (eighteen years ago)
155. http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/goat2.gif
― W4LTER, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 23:51 (eighteen years ago)
good lord, W4LTER, that is... yikes
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:29 (eighteen years ago)
156. a pitchfork
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:30 (eighteen years ago)
157. http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/a1.jpg
― W4LTER, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 00:39 (eighteen years ago)
158. http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/11/SANTORUM%20023.jpg
― gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 04:49 (eighteen years ago)
159. grit
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 07:25 (eighteen years ago)
160. sardines
― estela, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 07:47 (eighteen years ago)
160. true grit
― remy bean, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 08:02 (eighteen years ago)
162. clint eastwood
163. harry potter
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 08:10 (eighteen years ago)
164. Mitt Romney's wife
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
165. THE SHOCKER
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 15:19 (eighteen years ago)
166. that naked german woman who's naked and goes to petrol stations naked: her stilettos
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 20:46 (eighteen years ago)
I enjoyed this thread
― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
167. syringe full of heroin
― triple black belt in ILX-fu (snoball), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:24 (fourteen years ago)
i forgot this thread
― Threat Level: Panda (jjjusten), Thursday, 20 October 2011 18:39 (fourteen years ago)