Come Anticipate With Me The Return Of Louis Jagger

i don't get it

it rhymes with 'hen fap'

neither do I. I wasn't aware that he'd left.

Pay attention.

Within the month.

I had a dream we went away,
Left this city for a day,
You took me southwards on a plane,
And showed me Spain or somewhere.
But in reality you're,
Not so keen to show me anything,
And I thought you liked me.

Hey show some love,
You ain't so tough,
Come fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up.

Someday you're going to realise.
(I want you to) To fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up,
Right up.

So what you gonna to do with all this stuff,
Pilling up, filling up, taking up. (My little ....)
You misunderstand me,
All I wanted was some evidence,
That you really like me. (You really liked me)

Hey show some love,
You ain't so tough,
Come fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up.

Someday you're going to realise.
(I want you) To fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up,
Right up.

Maybe it's all too much,
How come we're so messed up.
Maybe I'm not enough,
Maybe I'm just too much.

Hey show some love,
You ain't so tough,
Come fill my little world,
Right up...

(Instrumental)

oooh ooo.
Yeeahh.

Hey show some love,
You ain't so tough,
Come fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up.

Someday you're going to realise.
(I want you) To fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up,

Hey show some love,
You ain't so tough,
Come fill my little world,
Right up,
Right up.

Someday you're going to realise
That I'm passing you by, so fill your little world,
Right up,
Right up,
Right up,

Come on and show,
Come on and show,
Come on and show

I think he got banned like he'd asked for, so five months.

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can someone link to this crucial moment of drama plzzz

i'm in the office on a sunday and i'd like to not get anything done

Mod Req board

o i just checked modreq.

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xp

http://i.treehugger.com/files/Emily_Litella-792387-thumb.jpg, amirite?

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i stand corrected

within the month

Do you guys really think that if lj sends an email next month saying that he changed his mind he'll just be unbanned? Have some faith in the mods! After finals.

and ye shall know him by his verbose sockpuppet

^^^ urgent and key

RIP Big Man, heaven needed a creepy little bastard.

^^^ 4-4-2

Who's going to write long pointless pieces that exist for the ILX intelligentsia to roll eyes at and the Britpop Zing Crew to zing at? Any nominations?

It's like smoking. If you get past the third month, yours is the world and everything in it. And what's more, ....

Jagger will presumably be too busy running the country to return

Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd to return

Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd filling the obligatory endearing buffoon role in BB9 to return

Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd filling the obligatory endearing buffoon role in BB9 snorting coke off of aristocrat tits to return

Jagger on coke sounds like the funniest shit ever.

Jagger will presumably be too busy running the countryserving as a scriptwriter for the third series of The I.T. Crowd filling the obligatory endearing buffoon role in BB9 snorting coke off of aristocrat tits having coke snorted off his tits to return

-- HI DERE, Monday, January 14, 2008 2:50 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Jagger will fail exams and never again have access to teh internets.

I know you're reading this, Louis. Put down the internet and get back to the books.

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No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door.

NED
I might go mad with fear out there, so Todd, I want you to shoot Daddy if he tries to get back in.

TODD
(crying) Okay, Dad.

NED
Okay. (He leaves and starts singing.) Que sera sera, whatever will be, will be...

The shelter is very quiet.

MOE
Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time. Uh, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is.

We should have a " x days before LJ returns " counter at the top right of every page.

Way to bump up interest for the traditionally slow Northern Hemisphere summer period.

You,
You're such a big star to me
You're everything I wanna be
But you're stuck in a hole
And I want you to get out
I don't know what there is to see
But I know it's time for you to leave
We're all just pushing along
Trying to figure it out, out, out

All your anticipation pulls you down
When you can have it all,
You can have it all
So come on.

So come on, get it on
Don't know what you're waiting for
Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey
So come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
Let it shine

Stop (stop)
Being so hard on yourself
It's not good for your health
I know that you can change
So clear your head and come 'round
You only have to open your eyes
You might just get a big surprise
And it may feel good
And you might want to smile, smile, smile

Don't you let your demons pull you down
'Cause you can have it all
You can have it all
So come on

Oh come on, get it on
I don't know what you're waiting for
Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey
So come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
Let it shine

(Hey)
Hey
(Let me know ya)
Let me know ya
(You're all that matters to me)
You're all that matters to me
(Hey)
(Let me show ya)
Let me show ya
(You're all that matters to me)
You're all that matters to me

So come on, get it on
I don't know what you're waiting for
Your time is coming don't be late, hey hey
So come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
Let it shine

(Hey)
(Let me know ya)
Let me know ya
(You're all that matters to me)
You're all that matters to me
(Hey)
(Let me show ya)
Let me show ya
(You're all that matters to me)
You're all that matters

(Shine)
Hey (Let me love ya)
(Shine)
Let me love ya
(Shine)
(You're all that matters to me)
(Shine)
Oh come on
See the light on your face
Let it shine
Just let it shine
(Shine all your light over me)
Shine

guys I just had a great idea

Tombot: ideas man.

it goes like this:
this poll belongs on ITR
thank to Dom for sealing it btw

in b4...

It's the time of year, now that spring is in the air
When those two wet gits, with their girly curly hair
Make another song, for marronic holidays
that nausiate-ate-ates in a million different ways
From the shores of Spain, to the coast of southern France
No matter where you hide, you just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green, then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet, and pretend your name is Keith.

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Eat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears
Cassarole your gran, dis-embowel yourself with spears

The disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating
It's truly nausiating - let's do the dance again..

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
Yes you'll hear this song, in the holiday discos
And there's no escape, in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song, if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive, learn to speak araphahoe
Climb inside a dog, and behead an Eskimo
Now you've heard it once, your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose
Buy a Jumbo-Jet, and then bury all your clothes
la la la la la la la....

lol at deletion of other thread

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

what happens if I delete a poll before it closes?

ILX implodes?

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

yo

bringin' some badass goodwill to this funforsaken infodump

!!!!!!!!

Hi dere. So how were exams?

XD

missed u boo

If only Dom was alive to see this day.

RIP.

Hello, nice to see you.

It's been totally boring while you were gone.

Utterly flat.

Hey everyone! Exams have gone pretty well all things considered. Should know the result by next week but realistically a 2.1 should be what I'm aiming for. Really happy to have gotten it all over with! And yeah, I missed you all too, if that doesn't sound too soppy. Thanks for all these kind words, wow!

oh yeah, chaki and Dom got banned btw

Just a hunch, but I think he might have been reading the boards a bit in his absence.

Haha, correct Matt, it's not like I haven't been sneaking peeks here during my stay of absence! Seems to have gone a bit crazy, ppl not really getting perspective? Anyway yeah, I kept on having great ideas for posts that I couldn't unleash. Then in retrospect the idea was often a bit suspect...I think a valuable lesson may have been learned. Think of it as my puoppation!

ew

welcome back

hehe thought you might like that! and thanks!

And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered. Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered. And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth, and every man: All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that wasn in the dry land, died. And every living substance was destroyed which was upon the face of the ground, both man, and cattle, and the creeping things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were destroyed from the earth

haha

for the record roberto the thing that made me lol the most in my entire time away from ilx was your alternative map thread, and the reconfigured british isles in particular.

aw, i'm humbled by your approval. i was hoping to be able to add a couple each week but work got busy on me. in the meantime i'm going to try this biblical thing for a while and see how it goes. if you feel like it's not really coming off let me know and i'll knockl it on the head.

i like it! although perhaps knock it off soon, BEFORE it starts getting old, until someone else returns. enrique's due, so i hear...

also you don't need to add much more, i mean i'd be pleased if you did, but to be honest i don't think THETFORD is gonna be beaten

Hey - RS. You freaked me out with the spotting thing so that yesterday morning when I was stood on the red line platform at Park St. heading towards Harvard Sq. I thought about how any of the people (well any of the men presumably) around me could be you and I wouldn't know it.

aaaaaaaaaaaa

ENBB - for your benefit, he is a clip of me in action so you don't have to wonder any more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sRo80A-ZpU

DO NOT JOKE ABOUT DJ NITETRAIN. I LOVE HIM AND HIS AWESOME DEMIN HOTPANTS.

One of the (few) downsides to no longer living on B line is that I probably won't see him anymore!

He's really getting down at the beginning of this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U7fVaoi-3w&feature=related

Sorry to hijack yr thread LJ but DJ Nitetrain, erm Mr. Spiralli, really is something special.

big jag what is the deal doggie

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<em>I kept on having great ideas for posts that I couldn't unleash. Then in retrospect the idea was often a bit suspect...I think a valuable lesson may have been learned</em>

Ha, I'll believe it when I see it : )

Welcome back dude, hope you have a great time celebrating the end of exams and don't get in trouble with the proctors or whoever polices students in Cambridge.

hi louis

lol @ funforsaken infodump

oh yeah, chaki and Dom got banned btw

-- HI DERE

dom got banned??? like how banned??

Hey big fella, if you and I could only work together we might do something for the infodump. Hellenise it.

Welcome back Louis Jagouir:)

WWWWWWWWWWelcome back LJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

hi louis!! we missed you, dude

welcome home captain lou

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it really wasn't the same without you

whoa, thanks everyone! all things considered i've taken it rather lightly so far, although there is the distinct possibility i may not feel the same in a few hours' time.

as for what the deal is well the deal is i have nothing to do save two extremely important operations, viz. 1) seal the deal with beautiful 25 yr-old grad student i've sorta been dating, 2) play bass guitar to an adequate standard to perform before gambolling crowds in 3 weeks' time

pics or neither happened

welcome back old son

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blessings!

OMG LJ YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND!? DETAILS PLZ

feel free to visit the 'ask rubyredd' thread if you need some totally useless relationship/dating advice.

she isn't a gf yet, it's pretty complex. we went out for drinks and dinnerz four weeks ago then broke off cause we were both busy. now she's agreed to see me even though the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard in me sent her lengthy love-messages during the initial stoking of fires, when playing it cool would have been optimal. ball's in her court now. and the courting is in her [INCONTROVERTIBLE MODERATOR EDIT]

cheers hoos and gff and everyone else, y'all bros

sent her lengthy love-messages during the initial stoking of fires

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has dude gotten his CB invite yet

he has now

already there but thankig u anyhow, the unturfing of shiroibasketsho3s is probably cb's greatest achievement, apart from temporary ilx peace and prosperity

I invited him a month or so ago

LJ, honestly - and i know 99% of ilx would disagree with me - if the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard is a big part of who you are, there's really no point in suppressing it, and why should you? you want a girl who LIKES that kind of thing. if you pretend to be someone you're not, you just have to keep pretending or end up disappointing a person who thought you were someone else.

RR is wise.

the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard

not the vacuum!

if the mental autistic passionate mediterranean limey retard is a big part of who you are, there's really no point in suppressing it, and why should you? you want a girl who LIKES that kind of thing. if you pretend to be someone you're not, you just have to keep pretending or end up disappointing a person who thought you were someone else.

what works for ILX works for the ladies

I'd like to give a big "BAN LOUIS JAGGER" shoutout to the homiez that couldn't make it to this wonderful day.

Hey Louis, nice to have you back!

Cheers :D

What RR said is very true, although I hope she appreciates the need to perhaps keep one's wilder passions in some sort of discretionary check when someone isn't ENTIRELY sold on you QUITE yet!

Hey Louis. What all those other folks upthread said.

Nice! jus realised Louis is back. And at the top of top posters for the month no less :D

kid, candystore

I am <3ing it btw.

badass goodwill, my friend, it's the future, of ILX and of humanity

Noodle Vague	110

Just got offed	88

J0rdan S.	40

Herman G. Neuname	34

moonship journey to baja	32

TOP OF THE WORLD, MA

plz don't explode :(

no wait me being below you means I'M the exploding gas tank and YOU'RE the one who shoots me taking us both down

i'm sure an analogy could be drawn out of this, like you say "lol mansun suck" and then i write a 10-page profanity-filled rant and then we both get banned for too much writing about mansun :(

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Hey - RS. You freaked me out with the spotting thing so that yesterday morning when I was stood on the red line platform at Park St. heading towards Harvard Sq. I thought about how any of the people (well any of the men presumably) around me could be you and I wouldn't know it.

― ENBB

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yeah yeah hysterical, wasn't it?

is lj even on the boards these days or have i missed a username change

im a go ahead and stop u right there and say yes he's still here

ty

wait is that a clue