1. offer in on house, now the waiting/negotiation phase. also, between this and my birthday (OMG 35 wtf) creeping sense of supposed growed-up-edness, which is ;_^ sorta
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)
Ha you're old. (And I'm older than you! Yay irresponsibility!)
Hope it all goes through re: house. I freely admit I'm content on coasting on that front for a long while (then again, I live in SoCal, the land of hyperinflation on real estate).
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:30 (seventeen years ago)
Oh yay! Good luck with house stuff. (Details...?)
35 is nothing. Just wait until 36!!!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)
John, will you be my irresponsible VP?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)
HELLS YES
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)
PERRY/JUSTEN IN '08 : GOBBLE GOBBLE CHOW DOWN
Worst possible position in the Perry/Justen administration: Press Secretary
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)
CHOW DOWN IS ON THE WAY
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=CHOW+DOWN
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=GOBBLE+GOBBLE
which just produced "Devon Knows How They Make Gobble Gobble So Creamy."
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:42 (seventeen years ago)
Sara, will you be our press secretary/hitwoman?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:42 (seventeen years ago)
You know I can't resist and offer like that.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:43 (seventeen years ago)
So YES.
As long as I don't have to be nice to Peggy Noonan.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)
"Little. Yellow. Different. Fluffy Bear."
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:45 (seventeen years ago)
FB: Secretary of State?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:46 (seventeen years ago)
Ned: Secretary of the Interior?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)
Subgenius: Secretary of Education?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)
TOMBOT: Secretary of Defense?
gbx: Secretary of Health and Human Services?
naturalaw_dp: Attorney General?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)
I need volunteers for the other positions now, I don't know what everyone else is good at. ;_;
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)
This would make a fantastic administration, and also a very interesting premise for a television show.
(Also First Lady J031 = entirely awesome, wow!!!)
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)
Second Lady (?) and Secretary of Kick Ass Librarians Caledonia
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)
i dont know what the other positions are
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:56 (seventeen years ago)
does the VP live in the white house, or in a shed out back?
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)
what's missing... Secretary of Agriculture, Secretary of Transportation
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)
cheneys tomb was a special dispensation i think so i guess im asking where the new VP will stay
Oh! HOMELAND SECURITY
xpost the VP lives in a very nice house; I'm sure you'll like it.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)
We'll keep you out of Undisclosed Locations, unless that happens to be the name of a bar you enjoy
Secretary of State Fuzzy Bear Secretary of the Treasury ? Secretary of Defense TOMBOT Attorney General MI BRUDER Secretary of the Interior Ned Raggett Secretary of Agriculture ? Secretary of Commerce ? Secretary of Labor ? Secretary of Health and Human Services gbx Secretary of Housing and Urban Development ? Secretary of Transportation ? Secretary of Energy ? Secretary of Education subgenius Secretary of Veterans Affairs ? Secretary of Homeland Security ?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)
only stipulation is that I think you have to be a US citizen
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)
not in our new despotic administration
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)
John ate the Constitution for breakfast
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)
if anyone wants to call dibs on any of these, they should speak up
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)
(I don't need to add, "with some fava beans and a fine Chianti," do I?)
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:03 (seventeen years ago)
^^^ this is basically what i imagine the actual process to be like as well xpost
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)
Calling dibs with a fine chianti will reflect well upon your chances of securing a position within my administration btw.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)
ugh all the good spots are taken
― max, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:09 (seventeen years ago)
dude, sec of treasury = a literal license to print money
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)
i mean, you could put pictures of your pets on currency
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:12 (seventeen years ago)
also, mad loot
wait, can i be VP and sec of treasury
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)
i sort of just want to be the head of the secret service
― max, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)
how about homeland security?
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)
talk about a thankless job
― max, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)
but ill take it
I feel safer already!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)
SO THANKS
oh... no problem, your.... homeland is... mighty secure
― max, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)
looks like sara gets a free trip to gitmo
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)
The weather there is better than the weather here
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)
now im sort of afraid tom is just going to yell at me in the cabinet meetings
― max, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)
im not a confrontational person!!!
― max, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:22 (seventeen years ago)
Don't worry, max. There are plenty of confrontational people for Tom to fight with; he'll be too busy with them to get into it with you.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)
You can sit back and relax and enjoy the entertainment
look max, i'll appoint sara as secretary of agriculture, and that way you wont have the least cool job anymore. does that make you feel better?
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:24 (seventeen years ago)
ITR: keeping threads on track since 2007
by which i mean GOOD JOB
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)
You just don't want to jinx the house thing.
Also, you know I kill plants just by looking at them; that is SO not the right job for me!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)
I'll be secretary of foreign affairs but the only country I'll deal with is australia. We'll be at war with them or allies with them depending on how I feel about my childhood that particular day.
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:37 (seventeen years ago)
DONE
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)
oh, I'll be a citizen by the end of the year.
― sunny successor, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)
energy avails? i'll run on a "use morgue-gas to power cars" platform
― remy bean, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)
That's very environmentally responsible of you.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:41 (seventeen years ago)
remy is in
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)
these cabinet positions are GOING FAST PEOPLE
secretary of ... dark ... energy
― remy bean, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)
So this is where you people have been while I've had to actually work.
Thorough, but gentle.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)
The perfect contrast with most of the rest of the Cabinet.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)
Who are firm, yet yielding to the touch.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)
Uncanny, that is FB to a T.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)
gross
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)
^^^ what John said
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 19:52 (seventeen years ago)
pick some people you genuinely hate for VA and HUD
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:03 (seventeen years ago)
Bo Jackson Overdrive for VA
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)
my sixth grade teacher for HUD
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:08 (seventeen years ago)
Wait, was this the teacher that you had when you passed around the pro-hunting petition or whatever?
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
YES
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)
Ms. HAREIN you are now the director of Housing and Urban Development AGAINST YOUR WISHES
also you suck
actually, i release BJO from his duties and replace him with the asshole who taught the shitbag american studies course i took at the U of MN
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)
wait, how bad can an AMERICAN STUDIES class be?!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)
We need a Secretary of Labor. Who's had the most babies?
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)
It's me, isn't it.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:42 (seventeen years ago)
I'll consider it if I have to, but only if I'm guaranteed a continuous epidural from the beginning to the end of the administration.
TAKING NO CHANCES HERE
Actually Sara I think it might be your sister!
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)
hahahaha, YES MAKE HEATHER DO IT
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)
Secretary of HARD Labor
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)
we didnt get along so well after i told him to fuck himself
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
To be accurate you should have told him to go fuck his slaves/sharecroppers.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:46 (seventeen years ago)
true
― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)
can i be secretary of culture?
― Rubyredd, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)
also: this thread is huge roffles
I would like to be Zor, Secretary of Protoculture.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)
in my capacity as secretary of homeland whatever im decreeing that you need to send me your ILX passwords
― max, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:05 (seventeen years ago)
for... terrorist hunting
― max, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 23:06 (seventeen years ago)
I AM GOOD AT STATE
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 28 February 2008 01:11 (seventeen years ago)
if i ask if you can be an ITR admin, will you post more, missing bear?
― John Justen, Thursday, 28 February 2008 01:14 (seventeen years ago)
i am almost tempted to give max my ilx password just to see what he would post for lolz
― Rubyredd, Thursday, 28 February 2008 01:21 (seventeen years ago)
xpost THAT'S RIGHT, LURE HIM WITH POWERRRRR
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 01:45 (seventeen years ago)
(that "RRRR" at the end was supposed to be bear-like, btw)
i read it as a sex kitten with a speech impediment
― remy bean, Thursday, 28 February 2008 03:23 (seventeen years ago)
That is what Sara thinks a bear is.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 28 February 2008 03:31 (seventeen years ago)
Daniel, you do realize that I never vote to send you poop, RIGHT?
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 04:31 (seventeen years ago)
I know, and I appreciate it! You are one of my only true friends, even if bears confuse you so.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 28 February 2008 04:33 (seventeen years ago)
Fluffy Sex Kitten With A Speech Impediment Hearts Rainbows
― John Justen, Thursday, 28 February 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)
At last you have a title for your autobiography.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2008 15:44 (seventeen years ago)
xpost to Dan, awwww <3 <3 <3
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)