http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)
babby is totally cool with this situation tho
― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 March 2008 22:09 (seventeen years ago)
babby's pants, otoh...
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)
OH SHIT
― John Justen, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)
A BEAR
― John Justen, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/knut_is_scary.jpg
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)
I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears. And this blank stare speaks only of a half-bored interest in food.
― sexyDancer, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)
http://i28.tinypic.com/1zd3hb9.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)
oh shit a Colbert http://i29.tinypic.com/308cwvl.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:28 (seventeen years ago)
http://splatterblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/1194563085641tq7.jpg
― El Tomboto, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:30 (seventeen years ago)
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l39/dancenurbones/Polar_bear_seal_hat.gif
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:33 (seventeen years ago)
oh christ, do not google "bear attack", you will be sorry
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)
A BEAR?
― John Justen, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:35 (seventeen years ago)
oh sealhat *sigh* <3 <3 <3 4 eva
― jhøshea, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:36 (seventeen years ago)
http://expressmedia.ca/store/images/Bear%20Attack.jpg
― sexyDancer, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)
SORRY ABOUT YOUR ANKLE THERE GIS #1
OH SHIT (no it isnt a duplicate msg ilx2 bah)
― John Justen, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:38 (seventeen years ago)
http://i26.tinypic.com/2iuteo2.jpg http://i6.tinypic.com/2h2egwm.jpg http://i32.tinypic.com/awz41l.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)
I love the bear in the background of that last one, who's just sitting back there watching shit go down.
― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)
gis for bear attack is not very fun
― W4LTER, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)
http://i30.tinypic.com/11jsl06.jpg http://i30.tinypic.com/jj333d.jpg http://i30.tinypic.com/14ce0k5.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)
http://i31.tinypic.com/svo0wi.jpg http://i30.tinypic.com/opfes.jpg http://i28.tinypic.com/qp06mr.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)
loool
― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 March 2008 22:59 (seventeen years ago)
OK WOW AT ANKLE IN FIRST BEAR ATTACK RESULT
― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 March 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)
http://i26.tinypic.com/rclcb9.jpg http://i25.tinypic.com/2jdhm4j.jpg http://i25.tinypic.com/2h4do3l.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)
dude in the passenger seat is like nuh uh
― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 March 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://i27.tinypic.com/53vkh0.jpg http://i26.tinypic.com/2s638rm.jpg
― Kerm, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/BearAttack-ExplicitPhotosED.jpg http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/1-3.jpg http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j171/mdanielwalter/2.jpg
― W4LTER, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:03 (seventeen years ago)
http://i6.tinypic.com/2h2egwm.jpg
wait, does no one else want an explanation of what is going on here? is this old? why is the guy in a judo robe? what is that little old lady doing there in the first place?
WTF?
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:39 (seventeen years ago)
Just needs a dude in a bee suit for perfection.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)
aaaaah, it's Springer. no further explanation necessary.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)
you had to tempt into gis-ing bear attack. i'm glad i already ate today cuz that just killed my appetite.
― Rubyredd, Monday, 3 March 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)
Man attacked by bear becomes one:
http://i28.tinypic.com/2u7p10n.jpg
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:08 (seventeen years ago)
http://i25.tinypic.com/evdxyc.jpg
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:14 (seventeen years ago)
Fluffy Bear Hearts (no Flowers).
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 05:18 (seventeen years ago)
OH SHIT U LINK BROEK
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 06:07 (seventeen years ago)
oh fuck I did the google thing
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:01 (seventeen years ago)
OH FUCK
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:04 (seventeen years ago)
YOU DID THE GOOGLE THING
yeah
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:04 (seventeen years ago)
i feel bad for u
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:05 (seventeen years ago)
ITS OK
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:08 (seventeen years ago)
NO BEAR HERE
YOU SAFE
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:09 (seventeen years ago)
WAIT NO YOU SAFE
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:10 (seventeen years ago)
FALSE ALARUM
http://www.ilxor.com:8090/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=141&threadid=1201#unread
― John Justen, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 07:41 (seventeen years ago)
oh shit
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 13:25 (seventeen years ago)
...A BEAR
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 22:55 (seventeen years ago)
IN THE WOODS
― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)
http://ettf.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/bear-crap.jpg
― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:06 (seventeen years ago)
SHIT
:o OH
― W4LTER, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)
shit
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:51 (seventeen years ago)
A
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:53 (seventeen years ago)
bear
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:53 (seventeen years ago)
oh shit a barracuda
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:54 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.orlandofloridaguide.com/entertainment/music/bands/heart/Heart%20-%20Ann%20Wilson%20086.jpg
― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:57 (seventeen years ago)
that cobain bear makes me lol everytime
ded bear not so much :(
― jhøshea, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.primidi.com/images/bear_robot_carrying_soldier.jpg
oh shit a BEAR
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/mitsiki/glitterromance/carebears/9.gif
― W4LTER, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 00:04 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.ptownbears.org/2graphics/front2008.jpg
― gr8080, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 00:44 (seventeen years ago)
for me there is no world of the bears.
― jessie monster, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 15:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://bp1.blogger.com/_B7voD6O9Ea8/R45zsClBd3I/AAAAAAAAAUI/ueL8ng49yZg/s1600-h/jesus+and+the+bear+.jpg JESUS CHRIST! A BEAR!
― ytth, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:45 (seventeen years ago)
let's try it again, shall we? http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3086/2346350071_5fbcbf57c5.jpg?v=0
― ytth, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:52 (seventeen years ago)
WOW thats awesome
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:53 (seventeen years ago)
Is that, like, Easter Jesus and a Bear?
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:55 (seventeen years ago)
that is by the same guy who did my pushpaw and pupshaw picture, the one i got for my graduation: jim woodring
― Rubyredd, Thursday, 20 March 2008 04:57 (seventeen years ago)
you can't see it in the little picture, but jesus messed that bear up somethin' fierce. apparently, he went to his favorite meditation spot, only to find that it had been colonized by the mother bear and her cubs. or so the story goes.
― ytth, Thursday, 20 March 2008 05:00 (seventeen years ago)
jim woodring is so great
― John Justen, Thursday, 20 March 2008 05:00 (seventeen years ago)
xpost and here I was waiting for Mary Magdalene (or whichever Mary it is) to show up. So that must be what went on on Holy Saturday. WHY DID THEY NEVER TELL US THIS IN CHURCH?!
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 20 March 2008 05:03 (seventeen years ago)
john, i got this letterpress printed jim woodring for jordan awhile ago:
http://pressureprinting.com/printdetail/images/bird1.jpg
― Rubyredd, Thursday, 20 March 2008 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_nzoDiaTLt_4/RpeKXvMUs4I/AAAAAAAAAE0/2qsATzHNDtk/4211.jpg
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 22:59 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/78/183273245_e031e3d848.jpg?v=0
― BLACK BEYONCE, Monday, 4 August 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago)
― OH SHIT, Monday, 4 August 2008 23:17 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.randi.org/images/commentary/200808/bearcounty1.jpg
― ledge, Monday, 4 August 2008 23:29 (sixteen years ago)
oh shit batbear
― HI DERE, Monday, 4 August 2008 23:30 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.biokids.umich.edu/images/signs/leavebehind/Myotis_guano.jpg
oh bare batshit
― BLACK BEYONCE, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago)
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
RRAAARRR RRRRAAAAAARRRRRRR
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RARRR
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 18:07 (sixteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America_by_decade
― The Reverend, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:43 (sixteen years ago)
ahhhhh good stuff
― tehresa, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:54 (sixteen years ago)
"dragged from a tent during the night and killed"
― Maltodextrin, Thursday, 28 August 2008 07:16 (sixteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Friday, 29 August 2008 03:56 (sixteen years ago)
http://members.cox.net/yiotisshop/main/Billy_Mays.jpg
― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 August 2008 03:59 (sixteen years ago)
Oh shit, ursus arctos horribilis.
― Pashmina, Friday, 29 August 2008 08:31 (sixteen years ago)
HORRIBILIS
Ursus fluffy?
― aimurchie, Saturday, 30 August 2008 14:09 (sixteen years ago)
OH SHIT A FLUFFY
― FAX ME, Saturday, 30 August 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago)
oh shit a door
― HI DERE, Saturday, 30 August 2008 19:15 (sixteen years ago)
― libcrypt, Monday, 1 September 2008 04:30 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.viisualpro.com/item.php?f=100314T9W&i=00001496_100314_CKK&sp=1
― Ed, Monday, 1 September 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago)
^safe for work if you think people in animal mascot costumes simulating sex acts is safe for anywhere.
― Ed, Monday, 1 September 2008 14:31 (sixteen years ago)
DOn't foxes normally eat chickens?
― Abbott, Monday, 1 September 2008 23:24 (sixteen years ago)
Well here's a bear eating a rabbit:
http://www.viisualpro.com/item.php?f=100314T9W&i=00001495_100314_GG0&sp=2
― Ed, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 11:52 (sixteen years ago)
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago)
― FAX ME, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 18:23 (sixteen years ago)
aw fuck! I mean, oh shit.
― Dan I., Tuesday, 2 September 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago)
oh shit a shit
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080911/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bicyclist_vs_bear
― gabbneb, Thursday, 11 September 2008 06:45 (sixteen years ago)
OH SHIT!
― Drinking Island is inside every one of us (Ed), Thursday, 11 September 2008 08:42 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/348692866_18e304eccd.jpg?v=0
― Geir Hongro, Saturday, 13 September 2008 15:02 (sixteen years ago)
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 15 September 2008 06:30 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.recordsale.de/cdpix/m/matt_bianco-more_than_i_can_bear.jpg
― Geir Hongro, Monday, 15 September 2008 09:19 (sixteen years ago)
oh shit matt bianco
― lol (HI DERE), Monday, 15 September 2008 12:09 (sixteen years ago)
MUTT Bianco?
― Steve (Not Stevie) (Stevie D), Saturday, 18 October 2008 01:01 (sixteen years ago)
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 18 October 2008 01:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/poo-LarBear.jpg
― DC Purrman (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 October 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago)
POOLAR
http://lolbears.com/BearsVsColts.jpg
― DC Purrman (sunny successor), Saturday, 18 October 2008 02:10 (sixteen years ago)
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2455/bjorkneroscnsiz6qa1.jpg/
― a mountain climber who plays an electric guitar (gabbneb), Monday, 29 December 2008 04:18 (sixteen years ago)
Bear Home Invasions On the Rise:
http://www.ktvu.com/video/20324403/index.html
― Maltodextrin, Saturday, 8 August 2009 04:31 (fifteen years ago)
― genereal disease (jjjusten), Saturday, 8 August 2009 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Camembert_(Cheese).jpg
― genereal disease (jjjusten), Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0vrsxg0naA
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:28 (fifteen years ago)
Oh shit:
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a53e25a6970c-500wi
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
i keep reading the thread title as an imperative where 'shit' is the verb and 'bear' is the object of that verb
― thomp, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
ow, shit a bear
― it's like i have a couple worked up vadges under my arms (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago)
i thought this thread was updated because someone linked to the story of the 74 year old woman who refused to stop feeding the bears near her cabin and was then eaten by a bear.
― a terrible camera... with fangs and shit... (ytth), Thursday, 13 August 2009 02:10 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3642/3371001499_748a3ed61a_o.jpg
― Jeff, Thursday, 13 August 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago)
Bear on the lam hides from authorities
― ENBB, Thursday, 13 August 2009 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
Oh shit a bear
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8265084.stm
― Soul Finger! (Euler), Saturday, 19 September 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RIgQdpZDeY
― omar little, Saturday, 19 September 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://5.media.tumblr.com/eFmj824fFp1qh8ibCsIdHdpno1_500.jpg
4 bears.
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:44 (fifteen years ago)
Look at those little dudes
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 03:56 (fifteen years ago)
i know!
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago)
Oh shit!
― A DOG, A BARREL... RIDICULOUS! (jjjusten), Sunday, 27 September 2009 04:28 (fifteen years ago)
I think he's waving at us!
http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krkuvzXB1p1qzvqipo1_500.jpg
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Friday, 16 October 2009 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
see now that is more an example of "oh awesome a bear"
― Don Quishote (jjjusten), Friday, 16 October 2009 05:13 (fifteen years ago)
bear say hi to me
― a perfect urkel (gbx), Friday, 16 October 2009 05:32 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^ He does! I miss that display name. Gonna bring it back.
― *:--☆--:*:--☆:*:--☆--:*:--☆--: (ENBB), Friday, 16 October 2009 17:00 (fifteen years ago)
loool the bears body language in the bottom two frames - is that... o heey buddy!
― ice cr?m, Friday, 16 October 2009 17:03 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha yes!
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 16 October 2009 17:04 (fifteen years ago)
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs255.snc1/10232_154117223837_507783837_2641798_4594259_n.jpg
― tehresa, Sunday, 18 October 2009 19:34 (fifteen years ago)
oh shit, had never heard about this before. also who the hell wrote this entry?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident
― clotpoll, Thursday, 22 October 2009 06:10 (fifteen years ago)
i had an "oh shit a bear" dream the other night. it was weird.
― I Endorse He-Horse (ytth), Thursday, 22 October 2009 06:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/10/24/russia.bear.ice.skating.death/index.html
"The incident occurred during a rehearsal by the Russian state circus company troupe which was performing in Bishkek with the program, Bears on Ice," Ministry of Culture and Information director Kurmangazy Isanayev told reporters.
It is unclear what caused the bear to attack Potapov, 25, nearly severing one of his legs while dragging him across the ice by his neck.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 24 October 2009 15:02 (fifteen years ago)
wait I've got a clue it's BEARS ON ICE
bear didn't go crazy
bear went bear
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 24 October 2009 15:03 (fifteen years ago)
can i just
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/cobain_bear.jpg
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Saturday, 24 October 2009 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
fucking lol at the pic on that CNN story
http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/WORLD/europe/10/24/russia.bear.ice.skating.death/story.russia.bear.gi.jpg
― the blackest thing ever seen (HI DERE), Monday, 26 October 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago)
oh shit bear in heaven
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago)
note: i have not actually read that thread
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
ha I totally thought of this thread too.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago)
oh shit polar bear genitals are shrinking
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago)
been a tough few years for bears obv
those poor guys
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
oh shit "Something is dreadfully wrong with this bear."
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago)
OH SHIT There is a teddy bear abandoned on my road
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
OH SHIT, OK, Who feed beer to the bear?
― NAKES HAVE THE STAPLES IN THEM (jjjusten), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9337/u1075754ii3.jpg
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:12 (fifteen years ago)
OH SHIT A BEARCAT
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a7/Binturong_in_Overloon.jpg
― poster x (ledge), Thursday, 3 December 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=602
― luol deng (am0n), Thursday, 3 December 2009 15:43 (fifteen years ago)
they can hover now
http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku9qknVvMs1qzvqipo1_400.jpg
― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Monday, 7 December 2009 11:28 (fifteen years ago)
no, I said I wanted a hoverchair
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Monday, 7 December 2009 12:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd210/jdchurchil/ohshitabear.jpg?t=1262287625
― Meteor Crater (jdchurchill), Thursday, 31 December 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago)
oh shit a sun bear with a foot long tongue
http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw8w3tuRbG1qz82gvo1_500.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 16 January 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)
Sun bear!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Saturday, 16 January 2010 04:17 (fifteen years ago)
sun bears are great
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 16 January 2010 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
there's a sun bear at the oakland zoo. she lives in a huge enclosure and is awesome.
― a bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (ytth), Sunday, 17 January 2010 07:37 (fifteen years ago)
A central Florida man who opened his door and was slapped by a bear has pleaded no contest to a charge of feeding wildlife.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)
ha whoops
Bear-slapped
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:23 (fifteen years ago)
The mental image of some dude opening his door only to be slapped across the face by some big ass bear has been making me lol all night.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
all-time internet tragedy: there is no gif of the man opening his door and getting slapped by a bear.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:25 (fifteen years ago)
yes e, i just automatically imagine it as a looping gif
Right? They need to get another bear and do a reenactment or something for strategic looping gif purposes.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:27 (fifteen years ago)
the world needs this!
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)
YES!
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 18 February 2010 04:32 (fifteen years ago)
So dude gets charged with feeding wildlife but the bear doesn't get charged w/assault? What's the world coming to when bears can just run around slapping people in their own homes is what I want to know.
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:06 (fifteen years ago)
The bear got euthanized!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:09 (fifteen years ago)
Under Bear Law, the penalty for bear-slapping a dude is DEATH.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
looping gifhttp://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09/PaddingtonBear_450x300.jpgMichael Bond stop motion animation in 5... 4... 3...
― might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:12 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r17j6h15kd0&feature=related
― might seem normal (snoball), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
Central Florida man who opened his door and was slapped by a bear: what's on your iPod?
― slapped by a bear (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsxypx2Ug7U
― El Poopo Loco (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 18 February 2010 16:21 (fifteen years ago)
Let's go to India and hang out with some sloth bears
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3578/3291348223_bb06300fc7.jpghttp://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/PhotoGallery/AsiaTrail/photos/20060502-032sb.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:06 (fifteen years ago)
albino sb!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/33183640_72a180bcbf.jpg
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 14 March 2010 13:07 (fifteen years ago)
suggest bear
― Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 16 March 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)
Ask A Bear: Will Backcountry Sex Attract a Bear?
― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago)
he say hi to you
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l57ydg8ZGo1qzou5ko1_500.jpg
― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 8 July 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago)
Sup.
― sinister chemical wisdom (Jenny), Thursday, 8 July 2010 12:54 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ONePwam3aE
― Maltodextrin, Thursday, 29 July 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago)
'Tame' bears guard Canadian marijuana farm
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 19 August 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://outside-blog.away.com/blog/2010/08/woman-saves-choking-bear.html
― Jenny, Friday, 27 August 2010 17:03 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.lefigaro.fr/medias/2010/08/30/20100830PHOWWW00518.jpg
― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Friday, 3 September 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
Me likey sloth bear.
― ImprovSpirit, Saturday, 4 September 2010 05:36 (fourteen years ago)
Honestly I just feel like these dudes are out to get us at this point. And they're patient.
― Ground Zero Mostel (Hurting 2), Saturday, 4 September 2010 05:47 (fourteen years ago)
Obligatory link to the current hype: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ba1BqJ4S2M
― StanM, Saturday, 4 September 2010 08:10 (fourteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/vPD0C.jpg?ref=nf
― Jenny, Thursday, 9 September 2010 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
http://i56.tinypic.com/2yv6tlv.jpg
― master of retardment (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago)
A+
― markers, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/841533-polar-bear-washed-up-on-cornish-coast-is-in-fact-a-cow
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 21 September 2010 07:50 (fourteen years ago)
But it does look like a polar bear! The Metro is hardly the go to source for journalistic rigour either.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 08:50 (fourteen years ago)
Montana woman fights bear with courgette
I can't believe this story... Courgettes in Montana?!
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago)
An honorable mention goes to the Duluth bear, in which a guard saw a bear climbing a fence at an Air Force base and rang an alarm. The alarm connected to other nearby bases, but one of them was wired wrong, so instead of "intruder alert!" they got the "Nuke Russia Now!" alarm. Nuclear armed jets were on the runways ready to take off before the mistake was rectified.
― dayo, Monday, 18 October 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.alaskastock.com/resultsframe.asp?akfacts=1&txtkeys1=Grizzly+Bear+mcneil
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://i54.tinypic.com/4vjmdd.jpg
― T-Rex's erotic imagination (Z S), Friday, 12 November 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
b4 4chan ruinz this photo i wd like 2 say 'wow'
http://www.krtv.com/images/Bear7.jpg
― pro EVOO sucker (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago)
awesome
― ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago)
Oh shit.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago)
it's like his feet are happy, but the rest of him...isn't
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago)
regardless, i want to go to there
― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
Biggest Bear Ever Found—"It Blew My Mind," Expert Says
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/02/110203-biggest-bear-largest-giant-short-faced-animals-science/
― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 6 February 2011 19:17 (fourteen years ago)
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 15:39 (fourteen years ago)
a big bear!
― ENBB, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IzdtFLbehU&fmt=18
― Maltodextrin, Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/08/2-people-die-as-bear-flies-through-suv/?iref=NS1
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago)
HOLY SHIT
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:45 (thirteen years ago)
That accident is nuts.
What's weird though is that I just searched for this thread to post a pic and didn't realize you'd just bumped it. So here have something a little more pleasant involving bears:
http://i55.tinypic.com/2cdh9x5.jpg
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
"When I was your age, it was all trees around here."
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago)
Growing up in Yosemite, there were weird deer/car accidents all the time that totalled the car. I can imagine a young male bear would seriously wipe you out.
― For one throb of the (Michael White), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
Oh shit, a black bear's wandering around in the woods close to our new house. My brother-in-law sounds a little too happy and much too certain about the possibility of me and my husband being eaten.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 9 June 2011 01:28 (thirteen years ago)
OH SHIT VISCOUS BEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7zU2YDNHeo&feature=player_embedded#at=42
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago)
vicious, rather - oops
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago)
oh my goodness
― a chaos of crevasses at cape crozier (gbx), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago)
Mother fucking shit baby bears are the cutest god damn thing in the world!
― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago)
i know
esp such viscous ones ;)
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 8 August 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.jhnewsandguide.com/article.php?art_id=7670
― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgLCdrcy0xQ
― They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 12:01 (thirteen years ago)
reason #33 to move to alaska imo
― i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago)
$1.19 for baby carrots kinda out there.
― pplains, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago)
I died when I saw this last week.
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
hi dere, ghost of ENBB
― he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
Hi Dere, Hi Dere
― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
http://i40.tinypic.com/f74es.jpg
― ENBB, Friday, 20 January 2012 12:06 (thirteen years ago)
A bear that eats apostrophes.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Friday, 20 January 2012 12:07 (thirteen years ago)
And the pupil simultaneously failed Math, English, Art, and Biology.
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Friday, 20 January 2012 12:08 (thirteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypcjdcUP21qhs3voo1_500.jpg
― Aerosol, Wednesday, 1 February 2012 15:25 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b016300f1cffd970d-800wi
http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2012/02/siku-the-star-polar-bear-cub-meets-the-snow.html
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:42 (thirteen years ago)
jeez that aerosol pic is brutal
carl's less so
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
Ahhh J - I saw those yesterday. Too much!
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)
I know! It is so cute I got nearly teary-eyed about it (also: hormones).
― carl agatha, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:24 (thirteen years ago)
http://cfile10.uf.tistory.com/media/1163A83E4EA13F5623A787
― bnw, Saturday, 3 March 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)
I am fairly confident that I just experienced the highlight of my weekend. Thank you BNW.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 3 March 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)
Vicious bear attackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfZSfgv2N7E
― bnw, Friday, 23 March 2012 04:41 (thirteen years ago)
That bear is going to bite his face off soon.
― Jeff, Friday, 23 March 2012 11:41 (thirteen years ago)
<3
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 23 March 2012 11:47 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.cuindependent.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bear03_Duann_04262012.jpg
sup yall
― catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 27 April 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/65-year-old-canadian-man-attacked-bear-outhouse-camping-trip-article-1.1083952
― the late great, Thursday, 24 May 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago)
http://www.zooborns.com/zooborns/2012/05/oregon-zoo-keeper-cares-for-bear-cub.html
http://www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b0168ebb03753970c-500wi
― carl agatha, Friday, 25 May 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago)
I'd buy that bear a beer.
― Jeff, Friday, 25 May 2012 21:25 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwyUD2J3CTk
― carl agatha, Sunday, 24 June 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago)
― catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 24 June 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POGN07WqvWs
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago)
holy shit
― catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago)
!!!!!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 03:33 (twelve years ago)
I'm sorry in advance.
http://i1112.photobucket.com/albums/k497/animalsbeingdicks/abd-275.gif
― carl agatha, Saturday, 14 July 2012 00:28 (twelve years ago)
oh fap a bear
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Saturday, 14 July 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago)
bear in heaven
― the late great, Saturday, 14 July 2012 02:26 (twelve years ago)
buh duh duh doo oo whoo
― catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 14 July 2012 06:04 (twelve years ago)
omg this is so cute
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=450381551648588
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:19 (twelve years ago)
dying over here
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago)
that looked like a delicate operation
where does one apply for homeland security dept of bears
idk but if you figure it out be sure to keep me informed pls
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:25 (twelve years ago)
office of bear affairs
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:31 (twelve years ago)
bear response and recovery
bear awareness
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago)
XD
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago)
america: are you bear prepared?
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:33 (twelve years ago)
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:36 (twelve years ago)
OK probably not really but I do like them very much.
bear response skills
- silence- slowness- sidewaysness- sideways looks- spraying w/ pepper spray- fetal positions
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago)
Bear Support
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Thursday, 26 July 2012 12:34 (twelve years ago)
in case some of you savages do not frequent both active bear related threads on this site, a repost:
picture that my brother in law got from a trail cam that he found ten feet from where it was supposed to be up at the cabinhttp://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/319366_4015193110593_944972947_n.jpg― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 2:22 AM (2 days ago)
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/319366_4015193110593_944972947_n.jpg
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 2:22 AM (2 days ago)
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 26 July 2012 15:17 (twelve years ago)
oh hai
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago)
http://boardingarea.com/blogs/deltapoints/files/2012/07/pokebear.jpg
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago)
i would not probe much further than that
― the late great, Thursday, 26 July 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago)
OMGOMGOMGOMG
http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
― how did we get here how? (ytth), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:30 (twelve years ago)
lol waht? Such concentration!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:37 (twelve years ago)
the one in the front left hasn't moved in 20 minutes! will he/she stay there until it gets dark? i intend to find out.
― how did we get here how? (ytth), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago)
hol shit i saw a seagull
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:46 (twelve years ago)
um ok not bears but I just found this as a link on that page. They're baby service doggies!! http://explore.org/#!/live-cams/player/service-puppy-cam
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:50 (twelve years ago)
puppy cam is very commendable public service imo
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:51 (twelve years ago)
yes!!! I the bears in one tab and the puppies in another and keep going back and forth between the two. lol.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:52 (twelve years ago)
there's a baby polar bear cam
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:53 (twelve years ago)
it's off right now but here's the highlight reel
http://explore.org/search/?q=siku
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago)
http://explore.org/#!/videos/player/denmark-siku-weekly-highlights-04-16-2012
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:55 (twelve years ago)
ヾ(´(ｴ)｀ﾉﾞ and log in <3
― the late great, Friday, 27 July 2012 02:57 (twelve years ago)
Ahhhh!
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 27 July 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago)
http://news.yahoo.com/driver-swerves-avoid-moose-hits-bear-instead-123824946.html
― Pape de père en fils; pornocracie (Michael White), Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago)
;(
― the late great, Thursday, 16 August 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57q6TUMTS_M&feature=related
― the so-called socialista (dowd), Saturday, 8 September 2012 09:18 (twelve years ago)
fake
― the late great, Saturday, 8 September 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago)
it's a shop
― the late great, Saturday, 8 September 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago)
:( Print the legend :(
― the so-called socialista (dowd), Saturday, 8 September 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/NVY8a.jpg
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Saturday, 29 September 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago)
woah
― gesange der yuengling (crüt), Saturday, 29 September 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago)
a bear at mount doom
― bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/4fMADSF.jpg
― army surplus newspapers (dowd), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 06:33 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/NqHU23f.jpg
― i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 13:48 (ten years ago)
old, but http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2522494/Now-thats-spare-rib-Pack-bloody-faced-polar-bears-spend-day-night-stripping-beached-whale-bones.html
― i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 13:49 (ten years ago)