OMG WHO WANTS TO MARRY MAX

EVERYONE

I voted "EVERYONE," too. Because clearly, everyone does.

he is cute but he broke my heart, so....

I never thought he was so good looking as when depicted in LJ's MS Paint portrait.

cold

is 'me' you, lingbert, and 'you' me, or is 'me' me and 'you' you, lingbert?

v. good quesiton

QUES-I-TON!

Confusing and pleasing

is 'me' you, lingbert, and 'you' me, or is 'me' me and 'you' you, lingbert?

-- estela, Saturday, March 8, 2008 3:53 AM (6 minutes ago)

estela, i do wish you'd be a little less self centered. "you" refers to "you who is reading this poll thread and about to vote in it" not "estela." there are more yous in this world than you, estela

so me is you?

that's ass-backwards

Confusing Freams

i was asking on behalf of all the mes who were reading this poll thread and about to vote in it, us mes needed a spokesperson who could get to the bottom of this difficult parsing challenge and it just so happened i was the right me for the job.

^ EXPERIENCE FOR THE JOB

thank you (hoos), hoos

us mes needed a spokesperson spokesme who could

post mii pix

rev's post illustrates perfectly why certain other mes didn't get the job.

oof

our lxy
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2362/2317290631_a3604a1e94_m.jpg

so me is you?

-- The Reverend, Saturday, March 8, 2008 4:14 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that's ass-backwards

-- The Reverend, Saturday, March 8, 2008 4:14 AM (20 minutes ago)

so if you was me, would that be ass-forwards?

groin-forwards?

the latter

Reeboks let U.B.U.

lxy is v v cute, i knew it!

i was just testing you estela, and you passed with flying colors. that's really cool.

lxy's head is disproportionately large for her body and her hands are abnormally spherical.

are you 'just testing' lxy now.

lingbert i heard your head is disproportionately small esp compared to ur shoe size but that's just rumor

You are all funny and I appreciate that.

Max - it was fun to listen to your show tonight!

FUCKEN CONFUSING.....NOOOOO!!!!!!

klingbert, you are kind of feisty since your return

"are you 'just testing' lxy now."

no look at her picture

lingbert i heard your head is disproportionately small esp compared to ur shoe size but that's just rumor

-- jergïns, Saturday, March 8, 2008 4:53 AM (7 minutes ago)

that's not true

more like small or small

-- gr8080, Wednesday, 20 February 2008 06:06 (2 weeks ago) Link

no look at her picture

okay a second viewing reveals that her arms look like free matches from a motel reception area.

which i happen to love

me too!

see, if my (my) arms were matches, i would never be without fire A++++

i (i)

max is gonna be mad when he gets here and finds out the thread isn't about him anymore

fingers crossed.

jerby, he tried to hijack our thread... i can't believe you're defending him.

sorry lxy, 'fingers crossed' was a bit tactless.

jerby?? what is this.

oobs.

assholes

;_;

a hat made out of sand

fuck washing a hat made out of sand

if you can't stop crying at least try to keep your arms dry lxy

you start crying in a hat like that maybe the sand will dab your tears a little

Spain On This Day - March 8
By m.p. - Mar 8, 2008 - 12:00 AM
ALSO SEE :
• Spain On This Day - March 7 - Mar 7, 2008 - 7:59 AM

Saint’s Day for Juan de Dios, Apolonio and Urbano.
1921: the Prime Minister, Eduardo Dato, is killed by Catalan anarchists.

1937: the Battle of Guadalajara starts in the Spanish Civil War.

1966: Spain’s Tourism Minister, Manuel Fraga, famously swims in the sea off Palomares with the American Ambassador to dispel fears after the air accident in January that year when a US B52 bomber dropped its load of four nuclear bombs.

The Catalan writer and journalist, Josep Pla, was born on this day in 1897, in Llofriu.

sup

http://logan-1.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/f6/f68a54f3e885c7e433a299a09e913c90728d7036.jpg

^ copy paste link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

OMG WHO NEEDS TO BE MOLLIFIED

I never thought he was so good looking as when depicted in LJ's MS Paint portrait.

-- Abbott, Friday, March 7, 2008 6:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

cold

-- jergïns, Friday, March 7, 2008 7:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^^
this was hurtful but in the end probably true

only the most jaded and cynical soul would read that and not give you a pity vote.

where is lj's ms paint portrait?

estela are you making fun of me

lingbert, why are you trying to tie max down. he is still so young.

let him sow his wild oats. if it's meant to be, he'll come back.

seven words max.

i do i do i do i

bell_labs, i envy the joy of youth and want it stamped out

yes i am max, i live in a boring town and today it is hot and windy.

:(

is lingbert claiming that marrying lxy or lingbert or me (all of us apart from lxy and lingbert) or everyone (all of us including lxy and lingbert) will stamp out max's youthful joy, because if so he may be overestimating the fickleness of max's youthful joy which might be an especially resilient youthful joy, i hope it is anyway, there is nothing so lovely as max's youthful joy shining like a star on itr.

that was an xp obviously, i typed it before i saw that sulky face.

should bell labs move to itr, i say yes.

yyy

i have had too many drinks to understand the implications of estela's is/or but i am sure it is true and right and implies joy and happiness for all except perhaps lingbernt who is maybe being a teensy bit negative (not enough mollification?) and so YES!

also, thumbs up to the belllabs proposition.

thirdly, lastly, jergins just managed in 5 seconds to hook my computer's sound up to the t.v. which, though made in 1987, has terrific sound. so KUDOS JERGINS!

(i love how life gets better all the time.)

(which is not to say with definity that it means non-joy or unhappiness for limgbetr... i do not wish that. i simply do not know.)

lxy<3

me<3

you<3

everyone<3

miranda july<3

hold up

i got carried away.

this thread would be easier for me if everyone could make it clear when theyre making fun of me adn when theyre being nice

when i lived in portland i met a guy that claimed to have dated her. after they broke up he climbed up on a camel cigarettes billboard and spraypainted MIRANDA JULY DOESN'T SMOKE

!!!

max<3 don't fret, everyone is being nice i think, i am anyway.

can you blame me for fretting, when my future spouse will be determined by a soon-to-close poll

my girlfriend is going to be SO MAD when i tell her that im breaking up with her to marry the winner of an internet survey

<3 <3 its all love to the friends on this thread anyway <3 <3

max, if EVERYONE wins, you won't have to break up with her, though

and i predict that EVERYONE will win

and yes, it is all-max-fondness-all-the-time

It might be even more awkward when "EVERYONE" wins, and you have to marry everybody. Then again, your girlfriend is totally included that way.

haha xpost

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

everyone wants to marry max! except lxy!

i will marry itr if they will have me <3

so, max... I know your schedule is hella business with all the other weddings you have to plan, but when do we tie the knot?

gross

bell_labs you are invited to both itr and the fantastic everyone marries max day

<3 bell labs

rev is sounding high maintenance.

http://archive.salon.com/news/feature/2000/10/09/march/story.jpg

this could be the way to make world fap happen

will max accept itr's proposal????

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/93/fu35wh4cxw0.jpg

^^ Should be another poll, obv

http://i30.tinypic.com/13z7ls.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/13z7ls.jpg http://i30.tinypic.com/13z7ls.jpg http://i30.tinypic.com/13z7ls.jpg

uh

wau

did not recognize me

lhølshea

crepey!

lolololololol sorry to laugh at my own work here but this just totally lols me
Where are all the People who Really Enjoyed Arcade Fire?

and yes i have since learned to spell pilgrim

no thanks for posting i lolled and never would have opened the thread otherwise

hahahahahaha