Let's contribute to jaymc.xls by listing everything/body that ILX has determined is racist

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CocoRosie
Kill Whitey parties
a Ronaldhino bottle opener
the RIAA
me

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 09:21 (eighteen years ago)

Jay Blanchard (RIP)
Squirrel_Police

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think ur racist at all.

pathetic ratfink piece of shit snitch otoh...

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

the new NBA dress code (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=44539)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

the US Department of Justice (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=14539)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

omg you guys i am SOOOOO racist. Add me to the list.

― kenan, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

this can only end awesomely!

― s1ocki, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

the song "Big Bad Leroy Brown" (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=55864)

Rolling Stone (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=55864)

Morrissey (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=55864)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

pleeeeeeeease go back to short shorts

caitlin oh no (caitxa1) on Monday, October 24, 2005 7:05 PM (1 year ago)

haha

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)

Carlos Mencia

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

(i just want to note for fairness that i just skimmed through the whole "Jay-Z Leads Boycott Against Cristal" thread and nobody actually agreed with Jay-Z that Cristal is racist)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

nah, but tommy hilfiger shure as shit is!

― kenan, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

you should skim through the jayz vs nas thread

― chaki, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

Darkie toothpaste

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

yes, "ILX" determined that Darkie toothpaste is racist.

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

you should skim through the jayz vs nas thread

maybe so... i've always thought it was a nasty mole on the face of ilm, because it was always referred to as such.

― kenan, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

TS: "mickey's" cabin fever-fuelled indulgence in online controversy vs louis's sexually-frustrated/confused indulgence in online controversy

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

Stephin Merritt.

― Clay, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

Mickey, why won't you SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY?

― HI DERE, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/koala3.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/koala4.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

Wow Mickey suddenly I really hate you.

― nabisco, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/chipmunkpunkd.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)

could you be any more of a moron

― deej, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

thats not a challenge, btw

― deej, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

aww

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

an incomplete database is no good though. i must go on!

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

all you ever do is go on

― estela, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

"urban" (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=37995)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

"everybody" (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=37995)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

Rush Limbaugh (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=37995)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

"ilx" (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=37995)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

John Harris, writing in The Guardian (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=37995)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

Seinfeld's Michael "Kramer" Richards (in all fairness, like the Darkie toothpaste above, this one was pretty obvious)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, this is stupid.

― dan m, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

Also I thought jaymc only cataloged mundane things?

― dan m, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

do you have a purpose, mickey, or do exist merely to frustrate and bemuse ILX? you make a dull troll.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

William Bennett (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=43831)

"300" (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=43831)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not sure why i exist.

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

Neither are the rest of us.

― HI DERE, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

unpredictable, witty 9.2

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

there was once a sad little belly button ring that prayed for a host.

― estela, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

are belly button rings racist? guys, this would go a lot faster with some more help

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

Why are you so offended by things being called "racist"? Do you guys have some other preferred term?

― Hurting 2, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

certain fraternity parties (ref: http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52085)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

1) what you propose is a sisyphean task, you surely realize
2) why do you suspect jaymc needs your help with it?

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/depts/clinic/wrongful/graphics/snitch.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.november.org/razorwire/rzold/25/july-aug-septartwork/snitchculture.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

possibly Eric Clapton. this is so far unconfirmed. can any ethicists debate on whether or not this should be included in the database? (ref: http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52085)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.endemol.co.za/UploadedImages/SNITCH%20LOGO(2).jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://photos9.flickr.com/15408264_7c5d6cfc41.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

"special language and citizenship classes" for immigrants in the UK, or something (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=20500)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

lol, scott otm re: derek borchardt

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

scott, thank you for finding racist pictures to contribute to the database. that is an area i entirely did not anticipate.

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)

"The Redskins" (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=16704)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

Mickey Borchardt: "Sinking a Music Pirate" (L.A. Times, April 3, 2006)
This simpering piece of garbage could have been written by an RIAA operative: a college student busted for illegal downloading details how the FBI dragged him into court while concluding that "stealing of any kind is wrong." Wonder if this essay was part of his plea bargain? If so, they should throw the book at him, though they probably won't since he's acted like such a good little tool.

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

Sinatra's banter (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=37659)

can any researchers look into whether or not Sinatra the man is racist, or merely his banter? i am unsure

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.misterkitty.org/extras/stupidcovers/koala4.jpg

^ gahahaha WHAT

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

John Ford (ref: http://ilx.wh3rd.net:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=50&threadid=349)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not sure why i exist.

Join the club, then be real, real quiet about it. Real quiet.

― kenan, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

this guy who called Nitsuh a "bro" (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=1656)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

the parents of a girl who asked Dan Perry out to prom during his freshman year (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=1656)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

oh seriously stop it

― kenan, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

DC Thompson comic strips (ref: http://ilx.wh3rd.net:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52748)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

Mickey this would go a lot more smoothly if you knew how to read.

― nabisco, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

Andrew NF (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=18224)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

nabisco, there is a lot of data to sort through, i am doing my best!

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

the police chiefs of York, Pa. (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=29907)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

"hstencil's racist/homophobic clubhouse" (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=56&threadid=316)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:13 (eighteen years ago)

Norwich, "the most racist town in Britain" (ref: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=31976)

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck is wrong with you

― ghost rider, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

other than being racist?

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

you know you're a real dumb ass when you go through this long of a list and forget to name vice magazine.

― chaki, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

there's not a single person on ilx with any sympathy for you. there are people on this board willing to defend marissa marchant, mickey. think about that for a minute.

― ghost rider, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

what's wrong with being racy?

― mookieproof, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

Next to name and post all threads mentioning 'love' to balance this one?

― Abbott, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.eiaonline.com/uploaded_images/Emily_Litella-788000.jpg
"What's all this complaining I hear about people playing the race cars? I say people should be able to drive race cars as much as they want, as long as they wear seatbelts"

― Hurting 2, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thirteen.org/edonline/studentstake/hero/FF.gif

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

*mmmm...nevermind!*

― Abbott, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/19/93675360_d59fd6625b.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://incolor.inebraska.com/stuart/riders/rm5.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://pics.livejournal.com/mellit/pic/0001ytd5/s320x240

― Abbott, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lehigh.edu/~ineng/mbw3/jen.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://dicepool.com/catalog/images/splats/sarcastic.jpg

― Abbott, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pastorkarl.com/uploaded_images/sc000945c1-783446.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/PBF215-Kitty_Photographer.jpg

― Abbott, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

Abbott is one of the few ilxors I'd like to "D8"

LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY!!!

― Hurting 2, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.framedtshirt.com/images/jimsmontage.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That was the best pun I've ever heard, Hurting Dos!

He was a d8r boi
I said roll you l8r boi

― Abbott, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2/Fitstrider/natedanceseq.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.f.kth.se/~f97-jsc/smurf/historik/gerhards-99.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

I may regret asking this, but where exactly did all of this come from, mickey?

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

skot working out how to post pictures was some sort of amazing turning point for ILX, i think.

― haitch, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/01/style/29yoga650.3.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 36 of 36 for Derek Borchardt snitch

― milo z, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

and on that note, night night.

― scott seward, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://kendraface.tripod.com/teamawkward/teamawkward03.png

Geddit? Cameron's like totally a girl.

― Abbott, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

Plus, CHASE is the allergy specialist. Durduh!

― Abbott, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

i geddit, but no laughs, sorry

― kenan, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

well, same here.

― Abbott, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

oh good i'm not alone. :)

― kenan, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

calum was so much better

― A B C, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

than what?

― kenan, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

Being forced to eat an entire bale of hay for breakfast.

― Abbott, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/join_myspace.png

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

just in terms of the pantheon of inexplicable ilx supervillains

― A B C, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:55 (eighteen years ago)

"I didn't say there way was nothing BETTER than hay for a headache, I said there was nothing LIKE it."

-- The White King

― kenan, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.xtra-rant.com/misc/prof_chaos.jpg

― rps, Friday, 30 March 2007 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

This whole .xls/dossiers thing... this is a joke, right? He doesn't actually do this....

does he?

― Stevie D, Friday, 30 March 2007 09:18 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think so, really.

― Pashmina, Friday, 30 March 2007 09:20 (eighteen years ago)

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