The cupcakes listed in this thread are simply WRONG.
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.ohdeedoh.com/uimages/ohdeedoh/2008-07-03-corn%20cupcakes.jpg
http://images.cutoutandkeep.net/steps/35971/a-brain_cupcakes3.jpg
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.pqdvd.com/blog/iphone/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/iphonecake.jpg
(cute, but WRONG)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://cupcakerehab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/cinnamonvanilla.jpg
(ah yes, the poopcake; everyone's favorite)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.beautyandlace.com.au/Handbag-cupcake.gif
(okay, no)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago)
http://epicute.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/cute-food-chocolate-cola-cupcakes.jpg
(if there's one thing I've always wanted jammed into my cupcake, it's a CANNOLI)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KK-gFjauPQc/SRD3n76vSCI/AAAAAAAACsI/FKKdmf3jg8g/s400/DSC03566.JPG
(l-r: BLT cupcake, maple bacon cupcake. No I am not kidding.)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:44 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/pac-man-cupcakes-2.jpg
(this is actually pretty fucking awesome but black food coloring always tastes like poison)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2009/02/oreo-cupcake-with-milk.jpg
(an Oreo cupcake with mini-"Oreos" slapped on the frosting with a shot of milk in the center for dunking. I can't even)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:51 (fifteen years ago)
http://frankandjan.com/WIT/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/dead-celeb-cupcakes-2009.jpg
(...)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vtE7DM05Aj0/SaywatqGhnI/AAAAAAAAYF4/Sq_9O_trzQE/s400/Petras+cupcakes.jpg
(NO)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:55 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.hellocupcakebook.com/images/tack_cupcake.jpg
(but why would you want to, is the important question)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:57 (fifteen years ago)
http://uptill1.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Cheeseburger-Cupcakes.jpg
(at least, unlike the BLT cupcake upthread, these are still meant to taste like cupcakes)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3pIQk2MGcKw/SoAeXp68I6I/AAAAAAAAB3c/U3zc81vOIzw/s400/sunflower+cupcakes5.jpg
(allegedly this is a sunflower)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago)
http://juicy.mashkulture.net/media/2008/06/16/judith_cupcake2.jpg
(I don't even think you can eat this)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago)
So wrong it's right:
http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/2009/07/cookie-monster_cupcakes.jpg
― Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:08 (fifteen years ago)
http://thusbakeszarathustra.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/cupcakes.jpg
(seriously, who decided that cupcake frosting looked more elegant when glooped on in the shape of a pile of dogshit?)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FKsSnrGU530/StNxY6a9ISI/AAAAAAAAAkI/qbgTEPEicIc/s320/101209+pumpkin+patch+cupcakes+1.JPG
(I... I just can't)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago)
Ok, maybe I will divert from bourbon pumplin pie baking this weekend to make cookie monster fairy cakes.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggggggg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SOGa9wFSqDI/AAAAAAAAHyM/ag-Uz3yHvCI/s400/Kermit+Cupcakes.jpg
― Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
GEEKIEST CUPCAKES EVER (WAAAANT!)
http://mediaenvironment.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/cupcakes.jpg
http://www.mommyq.com/wp-content/uploads/dracula_cupcake_monster-722393-276x300.jpg
(this is kind of cool but I can't imagine eating it)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago)
WRONGNESS ON SO MANY LEVELS
http://www.rainbowsugarcraft.co.uk/shop/images/tartan_cup.jpg
http://www.rainbowsugarcraft.co.uk/shop/images/tartan_cup_cakes.jpg
― Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
I feel that its a cupcake cop out to miss out the transition metals, where's my mercury and arsenic cakes?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.kiplog.com/food/archives/DonutCupcake72.jpg
(who wants a bloody eczema cupcake?)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.meta-synthesis.com/webbook/35_pt/periodic-table-of-cupcakes.jpg
better?
― Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Friday, 20 November 2009 15:20 (fifteen years ago)
wtf these cupcakes are all right on. except the poop one.
― broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
including the BLT cupcake with ranch dressing-flavored frosting?
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
a BLT cupcake was sounding just fine until you brought up the idea of it having ranch on it. There is never an excuse for Ranch.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago)
^^^
I was digging the blt cupcake until the ranch popped up
― broski dawg (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
amazing thread
i'm making a companion poll here to see which dead person cupcake everyone would choose to ear
― chillwave dudes get washed out, totally (J0rdan S.), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^ awesome!
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
I'm completely in love with the Cookie Monster one... but a lot of the rest of these are truly alarming
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 19:50 (fifteen years ago)
kind of confused about why you'd want to make a periodic table of the elements out of cupcakes, but maybe I lack imagination
apparently the one that looks like it is covered in metallic mold was decorated by a child so I probably should make some allowances
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
corn ones are beautiful
― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago)
and i mean its not real corn its jelly beans
― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
it still does not look like something that someone should eat
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
^^^^ the first two posts on this thread look disgustingly similar
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
excuse me first two pictures
brain ones looked yummy til i realized they were brains
― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago)
don't you mean BRRRRRRRRAINS
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
to be fair I ran across some awesome-looking cupcakes in my research (like the Pac-Man maze ones); of those, I decided to only include the ones that looked like they would taste horrible
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
(ditto the iPhone home screen ones; the frosting looks incredibly gross to me)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
we appreciate yr hard work on this thread, and we thank u
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago)
the heartbreaker of the thread is the first poopcake IMO; those are cinnamon-vanilla and probably taste amazing, but they literally look like shit
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago)
these are the worst
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago)
you know what is funny about the poop ones is that I'm not sure that was a deliberate choice on the decorator's part
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago)
i mean they may as well of gotten a dog and installed it on top of their sick sick cupcake conveyor belt
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.seriouseats.com/2008/09/blt-bacon-cupcakes-more-cupcakes-bakery-chicago-illinois.html
more info on the BLT cupcake, including a positive review that seriously makes me consider ending it all
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago)
Everyone loved bacon for a while, but about 10 years ago because of cholesterol concerns and all that, the love for it was a bit underground. It was like loving Murmur-era "Radio Free Europe" Athens, Georgia, REM. But during the last five years or so, the love for bacon became a gluttonous free-for-all. It was like when the album Out of Time came out, and damn if you didn't lose your religion regarding Michael Stipe.
Why the fuck did I read this
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago)
more to the point, why the fuck did you read that IN A REVIEW ABOUT A CUPCAKE
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
mmmmmmm Michael Stipe cupcake, how delicious
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
one time i accidentally drank a gulp or two of my own rancid urine - long story - and after practically drinking a bottle of mouthwash and brushing my teeth a zillion times i still couldnt get the taste out of my mouth, so overpowering was it - so i ended up drivin to a gas station, just seeing if i could eat some crap or something to help drive away the pee taste in my mouth, and i ended up buying a package of hostess cupcakes - and basically it just ended up that i ate urine flavored cupcakes, so now i associate cupcakes with the taste of rancid urine
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
amazing simile creation there xp
― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
post of the year
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
a-ha! that's what bothered me about it! i have an eye for awful figurative language, it drives me batshit
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
and here I was thinking "who on earth writes reviews of cupcakes" while knowing I would probably write a review of cupcakes myself if I could find a way to do that...
cankles, should we ASK how you managed to drink that?! Because, um, WOW.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago)
he thought it was sun tea
― ice cr?m, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago)
p close to the truth actually
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Friday, 20 November 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago)
I can kind of see that mistake... were you doing a 24 hour urine collection or similar? I know that kind of test does require you to refrigerate your pee!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5lKxzS4IUnA/Sh72tI0XvGI/AAAAAAAAAXw/b_ubC7SmhP8/s400/cupcake_pandas.jpg
(yes they're cute but COME THE FUCK ON)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
http://patsloan.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c976153ef0120a5b90e3c970c-320wi
(if you can explain exactly what these are supposed to be, I will give you a dollar)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago)
This thread has just made me thankful for my own personal laziness about dessert decoration. I just want my cupcakes to TASTE good! I'm not going to spend time trying to make them look like something else, even something cute. Is that so wrong?
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
Dan, I think those are little misshapen snowmen there. (no payment required)
J contributes that they "look like humans." (That is how helpful 7 year olds are)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago)
I just hate it when people mess around with food - the whole "mashed potatoes, peas, and sausage made into a smiley face" aesthetic makes me feel physically nauseous.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
Sara I think that is exactly right! There is one incredibly awesome example out there of how to do this type of thing in a manner that doesn't result in completely fucking annoying cupcakes linked here because it is really everything right about cupcakes and being inventive with them.
Also apparently they aren't snowmen? They are "happy". Srsly fuck that baker.
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.mikedowney.co.uk/blosxom/images/food_and_drink/asparaguscupcake.jpg
(I have always thought that someone should really combine cupcakes and asparagus)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
Kinda feelin' this one.
http://cupcakerecipe.net/uploaded_images/funny_face_cupcakes-775759.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 20 November 2009 21:57 (fifteen years ago)
http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/12/cupcake.jpg
(I am certain this tastes really fucking great, which just makes the resembles to an open festering wound all the more unfortunate)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago)
I have a friend who spends all this time decorating cakes and the cakes themselves taste bad! I don't get it. When she gives me anything she makes, I smile graciously and accept it, thank her, "put it away for later" and then later I TOSS IT.
Waste of time and calories to eat cute things that taste bad.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
really, open festering wounds don't look that much like that, Dan
http://www.recipegirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/devils-food-cupcakes5.jpg
(poopcakes come in many different varieties)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago)
Shark attack:
http://www.craphound.com/images/junkdssdfdsdfs113.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 20 November 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago)
On a similar "just serve me the damn food and stop messing with it" tip...http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Askeys_Cup_Cornets.jpg(it's a packet of ice cream cornets, the picture is of "serving suggestions")
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
those shark ones are ugly, but I kind of like the concept, tbh
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.fussellwhiteside.com/wedding/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/cupcakes.jpg
(okay, really?)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago)
I think I would like to attend the wedding where the "shark attack" is served as the cake. (All too often wedding cakes also taste like cardboard)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
Bride, groom... and larvae?!
http://www.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/10/3/AAAACxAlc7IAAAAAABAzsA.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 20 November 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
I'm into evil cupcakes.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 20 November 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
(xxpost) They're those Guylian seashell shaped chocolates - another pet hate
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
srsly not even beginning to understand the concept there. The larvae chocolates have turned the bridal couple upside down!?!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago)
http://trendsupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/halloween-cupcakes.jpg
snoball - I think I have seen those but never tried them. They appear to have white chocolate in them, which is not really chocolate, and which is too sweet and should be banned from this earth
I like the devil cupcake a bit...
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
White chocolate is just barf - condensed milk and sugar
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
it's pretty wtf all around; I think they just were using some chocolates as toppers for the non-cutesy "oh ho, bride and groom diving into cupcakes chortle chortle" ones and didn't notice that they looked like enormous mealworms
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3236/2952536941_8b55d07ede.jpg?v=0
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 20 November 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.geardiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/prezzybox_extremebaking_cupcake_huge.png
("My name is Bethany and here is empirical evidence that I am doing cupcakes wrong.")
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago)
I mean, Milky Bars especially are about as far from chocolate as it's possible to get.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
I haaaate the name Bethany even more now, thx
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/30/sw-cupcake-1.jpg
(why do nerds feel the need to humiliate their food ;_;)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
"cupcakes as big as my head, which is hydrocephalitic"
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:08 (fifteen years ago)
http://www2.worthingtonlibraries.org/teen/blog/Image/gal_cupcake.jpg
(seriously, what the fuck)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
(xpost) Those effing sugar flowers that don't taste of anything, and the colouring runs into the surrounding icing, grrrr...
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
I do not understand why people don't get that cupcakes and cakes are two different things. You know, because of SIZE.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
xpost fondant is supposed to taste terrible, too, from what I can gather.
http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/honey-baked-ham-cupcakes-7.jpg
(this is a honey-baked ham cupcake. NOW DO YOU SEE WHY HUMANITY MUST GO?)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
also, frosting shouldn't be too sweet.
At Olaf they used to serve us brownies with white frosting that I am quite certain was Crisco mixed with sugar. They also had "mint" ones that I swear had toothpaste on top of them. (Everyone just scraped all that crap off the top, because YUCK)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://whateves.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cupcakes.jpg
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://gothamist.com/attachments/goth_hugh/2007_07_greenteacupcake.jpg
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://geekpadshow.com/files/2009/08/braincake.jpg
ummmmmmmmm these are intentionally poop cupcakes
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.cakecentral.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/50893/normal_IMG_1279.JPG&imgrefurl=http://cakecentral.com/modules.php%3Fname%3Dgallery%26file%3Ddisplayimage%26pid%3D1256715&usg=__v-gerfZK1nN_A-o1PGPeTYyma-o=&h=531&w=800&sz=56&hl=en&start=34&um=1&tbnid=Iify-5znRLUJjM:&tbnh=95&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgross%2Bcupcake%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN%26start%3D20%26um%3D1
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago)
whoops
http://cakecentral.com/modules.php?name=gallery&file=displayimage&pid=1256715
OH GOD THAT BLACK THING IS A FLY
lol I think I already linked those burger cupcakes
the green tea cupcake looks amazingly unappetizing
kudos on finding some exposed testicle cupcakes; people's imaginations will never cease to amaze
WTF AT THAT LINK
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
Hey, they're having a Twilight/New Moon contest!
(WHY, GOD, WHY?!)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
exposed testicle cupcakes
I think it's supposed to be a brain. Either way, bluergh!
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
guzmank says:So cute. Great pic. Never thought I'd want to eat poop
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
Yes, that's a brain, not a testicle. Don't be silly, Dan!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
yes, you're talking bollocks!
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
haha you guys, please roll with my commentary
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
AGGGGGGHHHHHH
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
(I got an A in anatomy, so I can tell the difference between brain cupcakes and testicle cupcakes. So glad I went back to school!)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
YOU MADE IT WORSE
Don't mess with The Brain...http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/section/movies/amg/video/cov120/drv000/v023/v02303aijcq.jpg
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago)
xp: now THERE'S the reaction I was looking for
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/katie-cupcake.jpg
(this keeps popping up in my searches and is making me lol hardcore)
still can't believe you made a brain cupcake worse
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago)
Katie looks cute. Anyway, along the same lines:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qzd9HIsRWeA/SZ3lQQ8f1KI/AAAAAAAAUyU/wLLW3dorkmw/s400/Oscar+Cupcakes.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 20 November 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
what?
http://www.4tnz.com/files/cupcaketattoo.jpg
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha was also going to post that earlier but decided it was more of a WRONG TATTOO
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/uploads/image/language_cupcakes_katie.jpg
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://spatulaspoonandsaturday.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/dscn6706.jpg
(no matter how much powdered sugar you throw on them, people will be able to tell you sneezed on those cupcakes)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago)
search on "anthropomorphic food tattoo" turned up this...http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cRenq9frNLs/RcY2pIJ80AI/AAAAAAAAAMw/2kGaJosdgH0/s400/hotdogtatoo_l.jpg
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago)
lolol at Dan and the sneezed on cupcakes with the powdered sugar, OMG
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:27 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.craphound.com/images/302083766_84b9abbcf6.jpg
(IT'S TURKEY TIME, GOBBLE GOBBLE)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
(xpost) The sponge is the colour of bogeys as well.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.bachelorettesuperstore.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/gallery_peniscupcake.jpg
(why do they have EYES)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
That is not anatomically correct!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:30 (fifteen years ago)
http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krwc4lhQCT1qzlarro1_500.jpg
(I blame rave culture)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
and multicoloured genital warts?
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
I guess most penises aren't those colors either, though
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://hurricanevanessa.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/550_eyeballcupcakes1-300x200.jpg
("I always feel like/Somebody's watching me....")
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
(xpost) Except on 5esame 5treet...
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
Muppet penises with eyes, thanks for that thought.
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.sixuntilme.com/blog-mt2/blog_images/2009June/blueberry_cupcake.gif
(combination cupcake/Keeper)
http://fancyflours.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cupcakecones1.jpg
(it's okay, everyone confuses cupcakes with ice cream every now and then)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
They do look like the Muppets that would make up the majority of the crowd scenes.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago)
NE = Sam the 3agle, E = G0nzo, SE = K3rmit, SW = 8ig 8ird
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
thanks for the vagina cupcakes
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
xp TOO MUCH FROSTING (that's only okay if it actually IS ice cream, you know)
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLHEmJDLfFw
― methanietanner, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6NBxCD0vWP8/SXnu-5bG02I/AAAAAAAABy8/4Q4gcFuQmV4/s400/start+%286%29.jpg
(this is, no lie, a turkey meatloaf cupcake)
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
GROSS
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago)
I hate meatloaf, though, so I am not a good person to try that one on
That "center insert" could be used for nefarious purposes - ie, fill giant cupcake with excrement, give to sworn enemy
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago)
remind me to stay on snoball's good side
― Sara R-C, Friday, 20 November 2009 22:53 (fifteen years ago)
thank you thread, I just laughed for like 10 minutes reading it and the other half seemed kind of perplexed to find me creased up in hysterics to the point of being unable to form words while looking at a photo of cupcakes
― subtyll cauillacyons (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:58 (fifteen years ago)
turkey meatloaf cupcake
Shat out of Hell?
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Friday, 20 November 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago)
those vagina cupcakes are, like, the best thing EVAH
― Cosmic Dentistry (Masonic Boom), Monday, 23 November 2009 12:39 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder what would happen if I set that as the desktop background on my work PC?
― DRUNK SWEDISH CHINTZ (Upt0eleven), Monday, 23 November 2009 13:16 (fifteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BO7MBkifLFk/SAOuM9_rg-I/AAAAAAAAAVU/XrVbPid9DlE/s400/golf+ball+cupcake.jpg
(n honor of Tiger Woods, although it also looks like a sick sea anemone with tonsillitis)
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Thursday, 3 December 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
srsly, what the hell kind of food coloring creates THAT color
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago)
I thought they stopped making food colouring like that in the 70's.
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Thursday, 3 December 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-ueN7Wf2brI/SpSd668AQYI/AAAAAAAAALE/xoq_XLLB6Zg/s400/sam+adams+cupcake.jpg
(beer cupcake topped with beer/cheese "frosting"; DELETE HUMANITY NOW)
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Friday, 4 December 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
frosting looks like a mess of cat sick
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 4 December 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago)
hahahaha YESSSSSS
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Friday, 4 December 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
http://lifewithcake.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/french-toast-bacon-cupcake-4-450x340.jpg
(french toast and bacon cupcake; sounds tasty and completely, utterly pointless)
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Monday, 7 December 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/8/18/633861943969260920-2girls1cupcake.jpg
― O_x ☜ (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 7 December 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.starling-fitness.com/wp-content/cupcake.jpg
(cupcake or art project? please make up your mind)
― Huckabee Jesus lifeline (HI DERE), Tuesday, 8 December 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VSQmfen-5og/S9OutgJsAnI/AAAAAAAAD-A/y7u4TQgjLJA/s1600/Tack-What%27sNewCupcake.jpg
(is it just me or are these things terrifying)
― Cheese? In MY coffee? (It's more likely than you think!) (HI DERE), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_APD06SSVt4I/Sstu0K9oVAI/AAAAAAAAAB0/YcJIqZWo5dk/s320/brain+cupcakes.jpg
(really it's the names that I find objectionable here)
― Mayor Hickenlooper and the liberal agenda (HI DERE), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
Otherwise, delicious buttercream brains!
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago)
Those are some terrible puns.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
sad thing is, at first glance I thought the cupcakes depicted pairs of hands in pre- or post-goatse poses. damn this internet.
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
...and damn you.
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago)
:p
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
If Sandra Lee made cupcakes, they'd just be plain store bought cupcakes soaked in tequila.
― ninjas and lasers and gold and (snoball), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:21 (fourteen years ago)
those cupcakes don't look like brains at all though. in a real human brain, the crack separating the left and right hemispheres ("interhemispheric fissure" for all you pedants) is nowhere near that pronounced, and there certainly isn't a bald strip on either side of it. the chef is a total Im B. Cile, imho.
― if you see her, say ayo (unregistered), Tuesday, 3 August 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
not sure you can get more granularity on a mini "brain" cupcake, tbh (nor am I sure I would want it!)
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 3 August 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)
while searching for an image of Kang and Kodos:
http://25.media.tumblr.com/df7EzVde5gt2751uQZkZ34SEo1_500.jpg
― elephant rob, Thursday, 12 August 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago)
pretty sure my daughter would LOVE a bunch of those for her 8th birthday
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 12 August 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago)
(am I going to try to do that? No.)
...very VERY wrong:
http://eater.com/archives/2010/12/10/hip-hop-cupcakes-commercial-blackface-scandal-duncan-hines.php
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 December 2010 18:26 (fourteen years ago)
I KNOW, RIGHT???????????????
― BO (DJP), Friday, 10 December 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
I am officially astonished here
― Sara R-C, Friday, 10 December 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago)
wtf
― horseshoe, Friday, 10 December 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago)
How the fuck did someone ever approve that? Didn't someone say "hang on a minute, this might be a bit racist"? WTF?
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 10 December 2010 18:43 (fourteen years ago)