SAD TIMES CAN SUCK IT LETS ALL BE PARTY AND AWESOME

YEAH YOU! BE PARTY AND AWESOME BECAUSE IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO AND ALSO IT IS TIME TO PARTIES AND WE ARE ALL AWEOMSE YES

HEY YOU

YER AWESOME HIGH FIVE

NO SRLSY THO

YOU = AWESOME

LOVE YOU ALL

?

:)

:D

YES!

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TONIGHT I PLAYED DARTS IN A BAR AND WON! AND I AM CRAP AT DARTS AND KIND OF NEVER PLAY! IT IS A HARBINGER OF THE GOOD TIMES OF THE FUTURE WHERE WE ALL WIN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE LOVES EVERYBODY!

GO TEAM!

TEAM AWEOSOME THAT IS! ALSO <3 SURM! YOU ARE ON THE TEAM OF AWESOME!

i realize that the all caps might have mitigated the seriousness of my statements, so here in lowercase, i just want to say that for no particular reason, tonight i feel that all is right with the world, and i think all y'all are good peeps, and i am very happy and ok with life and my place in it.

not drunk, buzzed, excited about the world and my place in it. YES!~

yay!

where did u get ur acid

hahaha

if this were acid i would be trying to sort out the interior monologue from the uh other interior monologue and trying to figure out how to make the typing make words (not that as an upstanding citizen i have ever done the "acid" or anything so shameful this is just what i learned in health class)

nope, just happy. a little bit tipsy, a lot bit happy.

^_^

TONIGHT I PLAYED DARTS IN A BAR AND WON!

This sounded impressive until I realised that no-one plays darts in the US. So all your opponents were probably throwing the darts backwards or straight up in the air like miniature lawn darts or something.

I do believe John's oddball good mood may be contagious. :)

(and I mean in a good way, not like, you know, EBOLA or anything)

no I think you're onto something re: John' good-time ebola virus

I always thought he'd limit his hemorrhagic diseases to scurvy, but maybe he's branching out.

I gotta say, though, "Ebola" would be a much less cool nickname.

SUMMER IS COMMING SOON I CAN SEE GRASS YES!!!

yeah this turn in the weather has me ~feelin fine~

hey mn lets all get together and get drunk one of these days

^^^Response to this proposal was very UNPARTY

sorry, job-searching has made me less fun than usual (v. v. sad). I don't know what other people have for excuses, tho

My excuse is I live in boston

^^^ much lamer excuse than mine

this party never stops guys no worries

i spent a good part of yesterday cleaning henrys winter leavings out of my back yard so any peeps who want to kick it on my back patio w/drinks before the eventual final slap in the face blizzard of the season are more than welcome tbh

Someday I will manage that again... probably not before the blizzard, though. Although that should be, what, June 5th or something? Maybe I can make it.

JUST GOING TO PRETTY MUCH BUMP THIS EVERY TIME SOMEONE WHOSE MUSICAL OR CULTURAL WHATEVER STUFF THAT HIT ME IN THE HEART DIES. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT I AM PRETTY SURE THAT THEY WOULD ALL SAY THAT SAD TIMES CAN SUCK IT LETS ALL BE PARTY AND AWESOME. I WELCOME YOU ALL SADDOS, GET A DRINK, RIP MR. CHILTON, YOU WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS WAY I THINK.

i mean what the hell, if we cant have virtual irish wakes for our slipped away music dudes, we are wasting our internet lives tbh. sadness into drunken effusive maybe not all that coherent love imo.

i mean what the hell, if we cant have virtual irish wakes for our slipped away music dudes, we are wasting our internet lives

Damn straight!

Cheers everyone - *clink*

yeah the funny thing is that this thread was a surreptitious secret mopey me about mark linkous, so i am glad to revive it for this purpose. but hey saying that, SAD TIMES CAN SUCK IT

The all caps really make this thread

SAD TIMES CAN SUCK IT

the truth is that this news is very sad, but there is a part of me that understands that all that sadness aside, this is a guy that made my life better. and fuck it, that is worth celebrating for anybody who feels the same. and as i mentioned on the other thread, despite the whole ornery legend of the dude, the time i got to see him live was clearly a huge endorsement for him, and despite a small crowd, i am happy that i got to see him enjoy the knowledge that people really did still care about him and what he was doing.

I wish I did get to see him live. But like Cunga said on the other thread sometimes it occasionally felt like I was hanging out with him the whole time.

and clink clink to you all, it is a hard time but hey, lets all embrace the wonderful things that people like alex gave to us. xpost

Dear Death, you can suck it.

Everyone else gets hugs and drinks.

Dear editor who seems to have had phone arm amputated, rendering him unable to phone before I do an interview, you can also suck it. Who knows, being double-jointed, he might even enjoy it.

OK YEAH BACK ON THE PROGRAM PARTY TIME USA (AND REST OF THE WORLD YOU OK TOO) GO TEAM AWESOME

okay. i think its time we all discussed michael kors belly button.

oops I ruined party time, my bad

someone's kicked out of the party

taking all the booze with me

you can keep michael kors' belly button

I am not looking at that thread again because I'm imagining Sarah Palin using her Sharpie to draw pig snout on the button itself one just the one view.

Please Confirm...

Ban this user from this thread (temporarily)

{CONFIRM ACTION}

DO IT

ON

LOL.

do you really want to ban the booze?

think carefully about this

Please Confirm...

Do you really want to delete this thread?

{CONFIRM ACTION}

SHOWER POOPING THREAD YOU NEXT

there's always one person at a party

one person who poops in the shower

thankfully he lives in boston now tho

NO ONE TOLD ME FB WAS MOVING

he's talking about you, Shower Pooper Man

dan it would be cool if you let me know when you are next visiting mn so i can stop cleaning my bathroom in advance

how long has he been doing this?

it is hard to really pin it down

Time to distract the thread with tales of the thing I've just this morning had hacked out of my leg. Three years ago I thought it was a bug bite gone bad.

which came first, the chicken or dan pooping in the shower

"hey should we invite HI DERE to the party?"

"i don't know, man, my roommates aren't really into shower poop"

he is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a balled up bath towel that you probably just want to go ahead and throw away without looking inside of it

I really don't know which is grosser, the fictitious image of me pooping in the shower or a masturbating chicken

I want to hear about the leg hacking!

(I admit it, I don't get out much)

well apparently after "hacking a leg" lots of ilxors dont feel it is necessary to wipe

xpost I was talking to johnny weir, srsly XD XD XD

SRC, I made them show me the excised object as proof of tuffness. What looked like a bug bite that would not go down or away proved to be the size of a large pea, if the objct were Earth the Arctic Circle and above were all th

cyst?

no thanks

hahahahaha

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*fans self* good interview IMO

No, it was (theremins!) SOMETHING ELSE but deffo NOT A CYST.

Not anything ending in -oma either, yay!

You had a Tic-Tac in your leg?

It was more like a single piece of Kix, but made of mutant human instead of corn/oats.

This really is the time of year most Minnesotans get intolerably happy-goofy.

Myself included, of course. I'm high-fiving myself for being a generally responsible person and adding an emergency services plan to my auto insurance.

Screw New Years! Life changes begin with spring!

suzy, that sounds positively vile/fascinating

I can't quite get to goofy/happy (because I really have no job yet, although I'm on the sub school nurse list here now) - but my kids definitely are. J took a lawn chair down the street yesterday and sat dangling her feet into the giant puddle that was there. Must have been cold, but she was having a great time.

in order to get outside today while at work i am taking the dog out so many times that he is starting to give me that wtf? look

in the interst of being party and awesome will you please all come to chicago next weekend and be at my wedding? or it will indeed be sad times sucking.

I cannot road trip to Chicago (SO SAD NOW) because I promised to help a friend who didn't pass his boards the first time out study for them that night. :(

But yay weddings!

take a laptop and Skype us all in

i will be deep in the woods of northern wisconsin far from the loving embrace of technology so i will not make it or skype it but i will BE PARTY AND AWESOME

actually the cabin i will be at has dish tv and a wii, just no internet or cel service

they made cabins into modern things at some point i guess who knew

I may reassess my plans to avoid nature if I can play videogames in it

hey jj can i ask what the shower situation is like in this cabin? just, you know, curious

unsullied by vile bostonians

you know, i really wanted to do the skype thing but the house has no wireless ;_;

No nearby Starbucks to leech access from?

haha no, we're having it at my in-laws' house out in suburbia

AYYYY BONE OFF SAD TIMES I JUST ATE A STEAK AND NOW I AM DRINKING RUM

Instead of Ebola, howz about E-Ballah ?!!?

It was more like a single piece of Kix, but made of mutant human instead of corn/oats.

Shouldn't Suzy have developed super mutant powers from this by now?

Dudes tonight I spent several hours chilling w/12 six week old puppies. Then I came home and watched my big fella frolic w/his best puppy friend while talking about movies and drinking beers. I am emotionally invincible at this point.

So yah, sad times, you can suck it as I am partying and it is awesome.

:D

That's awesome. SO envying you the time with the puppies and, of course, Henry.

I feel awesome!

YESTERDAY CHILLED IN A YARD W/BROS AND WINE AND THEN WENT TO THE BEACH: AWESOME!
LATER WE BBQ'D IN MY BACK YARD AND THE KITCHEN WASNT MESSY WHEN WE WERE DONE AND I STILL GOT TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR: AWESOME!
WOKE UP ASS-EARLY TODAY AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL TO WORK: AWESOME!
HAD MY PT WORKED UP AND ORDERED PRETTY EARLY SO I GOT OUT BY 5PM EVEN THOUGH IT'S A CALL NIGHT: AWESOME!

GOT TOMORROW OFF: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yay!

grilled on the back deck yesterday with a beer in hand
grilled on the back deck today with a beer in hand
also got a big work thing done today, v. satisfying to mark that off the list

Cleaned the fuck out of my house today which feels awesome, drinking sidecars w/ k's best friend from chicago atm. Tomorrow: Birthday party BBQ for good friend that features specific Henry invite, but before that who knows? Booze! (speaking of which, gbx, text me if u want afternoon drinks)

I had such a fun weekend of not doing much/hanging out with A. and the kids. A. grilled burgers & brats and I ate too much, and I made a rhubarb cream cake and also ate too much. Slept in all three days. So great!

jj I had a friends bday BBQ, sorry!

rhubarb cream cake?!? holy shit

that sounds like my dream cake.

Okay, this is the EASIEST cake in the world to make:

Rhubarb Cream Cake

1 yellow cake mix
4 cups sliced rhubarb (I use more)
1 c. sugar
1 c. heavy cream

Preheat oven to 350. Prepare cake mix as directed on box. Put in greased 13X9 pan. Sprinkle rhubarb on top, then sprinkle on sugar. Slowly pour the cream over the top. Bake for 40-45 minutes.

My friend Lynn gave me the recipe. I did use maybe 5 cups of rhubarb (just picked it out of the garden FINALLY). The cream on top part sort of gives it a moist/custardy texture. It makes a LOT & it is pretty rich, so it would probably be a good idea to refrigerate it after it cools. Vanilla ice cream would go well with it if you have any lying about.

That's it!

It's kind of surprising how cake mixes can turn into something great when you throw a few non-cake mix ingredients onto them.

thank you sara<3, that sounds great.

it's very true that gussied up cake mixes can turn out wonderfully.

No problem at all! It just makes a ton. You have been warned!

SATURDAY NIGHT I WILL HAVE DRINKS OR SOMETHING

SUNDAY I GO TO HORSE RACES

BITCHSLAPPING A SAD TIME

this thread is so 2010. "i am emotionally invincible at this point." lets all be party and awesome

HEY SAD TIMES I AM 5 MINUTES AWAY FROM GETTING OFF WORK, DRIVING DIRECTLY TO LIQUOR STORE TO OBTAIN MYSTERY BEERS, THEN TO HOME TO HAVE A GOOFY BOXING MATCH WITH MY PUPPY WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC AND ROLLING AROUND IN THE GRASS SO SAD TIME YOU CAN SUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT

still at hospital :(

i am waiting to be awesome.

Next four days are a mad rush of subbing at a school, proctoring exams, both A. and Al3x's birthdays, and trying to wrap presents/bake cakes/eat cakes. Which is all pretty awesome.

The I will awake on Tuesday and not have any idea what to do with myself.

I don't know but what about being party and awesome just kinda spitballin over here

I could use a little awesome and maybe partying will help. YSI?

I promise to party and be awesome on Tuesday as long as that includes sleeping in...

gonna be in Chicago all next week for work, so night times will be party times

*jealous*

But I got to be the sub school nurse on a track and field day, so you know I had almost as much fun as you will next week

hey mn lets all get together and get drunk one of these days

― First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Tuesday, March 9, 2010 1:36 AM (2 months ago)

SLOPPY JOES AND SCOTCH PARTY TO CELEBRATE A FRIENDS GRADUATION - WHEN WE DO IT WE DO IT RIGHT BECAUSE WE ARE PARTY AND AWESOME, SAD TIMES YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

Leaving drinks at the Boston Taj hotel for Thai food on Newbury St...

HELL YES I GOT THE MONEY, LET'S PARTY

Fancypants party: awesome
Working: not awesome

SLOPPY JOES AND SCOTCH PARTY TO CELEBRATE A FRIENDS GRADUATION - WHEN WE DO IT WE DO IT RIGHT BECAUSE WE ARE PARTY AND AWESOME, SAD TIMES YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

aw shiiiiiiiit

Ooooh, is it K4t3's graduation? She's awesome & I'm so glad she's done!

Awesome: weekend of mad birthday parties and actual birthdays
Not awesome: getting up tomorrow morning to go proctor exams
(But still awesome: getting paid to watch students take tests while I can read trashy fiction)

YAY!

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Just discovered that my girlfriend has had a sad HI-FIVE deficiency throughout her life, on account of being European. Using this as an excuse to go up top in any mildly nice situation. It's definitely raising the radness level in life.

Work will suck for the next few days but THEN I PAY TOO MUCH FOR BEER AT TARGET STADIUM ON THURSDAY BOOM EAT SCUM SAD TIMES

ALSO JUST GOT DENTAL COVERAGE SO THAT'S KINDA PARTY AND AWESOME RIGHT

GONNA SEE A BALL GAME, GONNA NAME IT EXPENSIVE AS HELL

MY SON IS TWELVE YEARS OLD TODAY, GETTING AN AWESOME NEW BICYCLE AS A PRESENT! VERY AWESOME (EXCEPT HE USED TO BE 4 1/2 POUNDS AND SOMEHOW HE GOT MUCH, MUCH BIGGER, WTF)

51st-trimester height blues can suck it imo, having a 12 yr old son with a new bike sounds AWESOME

Luckily he is my cautious child... so excited to give him his presents! Gotta wait until after school, though. Still, I should probably go to sleep. Just really happy that he's as awesome as he is (which is VERY awesome).

Twelve years ago he was born 6 weeks early and spent his first 21 days of life in a NICU in St. Paul. Now he's finishing 6th grade and pretty sure he got all As in school this quarter... plus he loves to read and I can't keep up with him.

Okay, what is 51st trimester height? I'm too tired to understand anything anymore.

51st trimester height is the size you are when you hit 12, if mu calculations are in any ways correct.

Ah, I see (sort of). He's getting to be almost as tall as me, that is all I know. Which is, admittedly, not very tall.

I'm not ready for him to be any taller, that is for sure!

math is awesome

^^^ I actually agree with that, but would still like to punch some former math teachers.

(Mrs. L1nd!)

MAD BAND REHEARSAL, MAD BEERS, AND MAD WEEKEND PLANS GOT SAD TIMES ON THE RETREAT UP IN THIS BITCH

lol Sara, plz plz plz plz plz videotape yrself beating all unholy shit out of the former Mrs L1nd, aka Ms Psycho Bitch Hosebeast Who Decided It Was Appropriate To Take Out Her Divorce Angst On Kyl3 And Me For No Fucking Good Reason

mrs l1nd does not sound party and awesome

free tickets to foodie festival and outdoor performance of shakespeare at trinity college tomorrow, bbq, WC opener and movies all day sat with friends.

sad times disappearing in rearview mirror iirc

10 MINUTES TO WORK ESCAPE THEN STRAIGHT TO LIQUOR STORE FOR WHO KNOWS BUT GOOD THEN HOME TO PUPPY ALSO STILL NOT SMOKING AND ITS STARTING TO SUCK LESS AND THEN LOUD NOISES KERPOW SAD TIMES MEH

Pretty much no one liked Mrs. L1nd. I suppose divorce would be a terrible thing to go through, but maybe she was just LIKE THAT. </ungenerous assessment>

But yeah, she was not party and be awesome.

darraghmac, I am envying U!!!!

John, I can't believe your puppy isn't smoking yet. What kind of pet owner ARE YOU?

http://shilohshepherds.net/photos/puppies/BB/dec9_smoking.JPG

:D

FYI mrs l1nd was just like that

In her defense, she did only smoke on Smoker's Corner, not while teaching.

Usually.

New hotdate funtimes shagfriend, good music, house to myself and its not a bad thing, listenign to Depeche and M83 and getting my drank on at 4pm on a Sunday ... yeah baby!

Yay!

on the cusp of party and awesome, dudes

DO IT TO IT

Drinking wine between work and going to ballet. Not gonna go so far as awesome but it'll do for now.

Need some of this attitude tbh.

I'm envying tza going to ballet! I would like to take a class again, or just go watch ballet... sigh.

WHAT DO I DRINK TONIGHT BECAUSE ITS GONNA BE SOMETHING AND I AM GOING TO LIKE IT

I suggest "revenge"

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oh man somebody really needs to code in a "suggest revenge" button for ilx

http://www.barnonedrinks.com/newsletter/images/rumple.jpg

(also yeah that stuff is goooood, they have it on tap at my local bar, although not the one that i can zipline to.) xpost to dang

and to you sir i say no.

so disappointed you don't have that stuff on tap at your local bar :(

im sure they have its close gadawful cousin in some sort of multibottle refrigeration unit tho if that assuages your concerns

plus i prefer to either drink my peppermint schnapps out of a paper bag in pint form or with little bits of gold floating in it because i am a hustla

actually i hate all of these things. harrumph

very reassured by your continued access to german schnapps, considerably less so by yr preferred methods of consumption

holy shit dudes, today is my friday and i am not going back to work until 28 june! cottage in michigan near the dunes here i come. bring me some nice weather god. sad times on hiatus for atleast ten days biyatch!

OK YOU WIN THIS ROUND

we are all winners if we be party and awesome, amirite?

OK WE WIN THIS ROUND

that's a marv albert YES!

TORNADO WATCH ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THE MN MEANS WHITE WINE AND MINOR FUN STYLE HOUSE ORGANAZINAZING TO BE FOLLOWED WITH VODKA TONICS W/SPLASH OF CREME DE CASSIS AND THEN I SHAKE THE FIST SKYWARD AND SAY ME TO YOU WEATHER EAT IT

wow, I've been doing this "tornado watch" thing all wrong for a very long time...

oh shit!!

i haven't even driven home from work yet

going to oz, brb

I am only off til june 22 but it's still pretty awesome.

I AM OFF UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING BUT I AM UNSTOPPABLE

LIKE A TORNADO OF PARTY

AND AWESOME

well yes

I AM WORKING ALL EVENING AND EVERY DAY INCLUDING THIS WEEKEND BUT IT'S FROM HOME IN MY BATHROBE WITH A BASEBALL GAME ON THE BOX SO FUCK YOU SAD TIMES, MY BATHROBE IS AWESOME

BLACK PEARL RICE + SOY SAUCE + ENOUGH WASABI TO MAKE MY EYES WATER + MIGHTY ARROW PALE ALE BY THE TRUCKLOAD + IRISH HORROR MOVIE ABOUT DANGEROUS COWS WHAT ATTACK = FRIDAY NIGHT BLISS WHICH STANDS LIKE A FAMINE WALL IN THE FACE OF DUMMY SAD TIMES ADVERSITY SO BALLS TO YOU SAD TIMES STARE INTO THE EYES OF AWESOME AND HIS BEST FRIEND BE PARTY

TONIGHT FUCKING OWNED. I HAVE TO GET UP IN LIKE 4 HOURS.

DRANK WINE AND HAD GREAT DINNER WITH ILXORS EARLIER THIS EVENING + FINALIZED PLANS TO SPEND MOST OF JULY IN NYC + MORE DRINK + MORE OF WHAT I POSTED IN "YOUR FUCKING FRIDAY" THREAD.

Also listening to Sleater-Kinner very very loud.

Kinney (fuck, what the hell is my problem)

BEERFEST + BBQ = SATURDAY PWNED

SAD TIME I.E. MOVING HOUSE, IS OVER

PARTY TIME AWESOME I.E. FRANGELICO ON ICE W/LIME, IS ABOUT TO BEGIN IN OUR BRAND FUCKING NEW AWESOME BACK PATIO IN OUR NICE NEW NEIGHBOURHOOD WHICH IS NOT A SCUMMY GHETTO

P.S. YOU ARE ALL INVITED

I wish I could be there!!! *SOB*

i showed up but a raccoon chased me away ;_l

man sorry :(

fuckin raccoons

gonna piss in your shower iirc

TODAY WAS BEST DAY

OSTRICH RACES AND
CAMEL RACES AND THEN LAKE
TODAY WAS BEST DAY

NYC & CHICAGO TRIP RULED!

Also got raise from work. More money can indeed buy a little more happiness.