BAN MAX R

the cry was heeded

LINKS BRO

it's confusing, because we already have a max.

just general being overbearingly twee in a built-up area.

Dr. Jagger and Mr. R.

links?!?!?!

I've changed my mind now. Can he just be lightly Tased?

plz tase him, bro

Tase him, Chief.

Then get back to me with a report, Big Man.

I have absolutely no idea who yr on about.

You will, Oscar, you will.

i would support a ban of the other max

mostly because he has dumb opinions and im afraid other people are reading them and thinking its me

and id rather be judged for my own dumb opinions rather than someone else's

he is laughably bad at trolling, but he is devoted to failing over and over agane.

(we knew it warn't u max u funny)

thx john

just you wait tho pretty soon there will be a "John Justen r" and you'll see how im feeling

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max r ain't that bad, he's just new. he'll become a grizzled, zing-obsessed veteran in no time.

tho i'm sympathize w/ the pain felt by the real max.

unlocking since he seems to have discovered ILE and some other boards, for people to post links when and if he says something particularly objectionable

links?!?!?!

-- Jon Lewis, Friday, 28 September 2007 05:21

The 90s

I just came here to post that.

http://216.128.19.104/galleries/xfactor/XF2Finals/medium/WK15P1_00030_SimonCowell_009.jpg

no way is this kid not a regular taking the piss

Going on the thread linked, the guy seems to be fairly innocuous, albeit a bit of a plank?

ie, I DON'T GET IT.

no way is this kid not a regular taking the piss

-- jabba hands, Monday, 1 October 2007 12:57 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

That would appear not to be the case (ie, a regular)

my money is that in 4-8 weeks MAXIMUM, this kid will be rolling with the "lol britpop zing crew" ethos, joining in with the snark-hurling.

How sad are we ?
And how sad have we been ?
We'll let you know
We'll let you know
Oh, but only if - you're really interested

You wonder how
We've stayed alive 'till now
We'll let you know
We'll let you know
But only if - you're really interested

hey zing ritual

max r seems funny!

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 1 October 2007 05:53 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

max r is beefing with andi on the babyshambles thread.

time to pull the plug, surely, on ilm.

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placebo were what all the girls liked at school who thought rock was trendy now but were a bit scared of metal. i went out with a girl who liked to put on their first album while we fooled around, put me off a bit.

-- max r, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 11:54 (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Actually, I'm listening to "Black Market Music" as we speak (inspired by that "What's Golden" vs "Special K" bootleg I downloaded this morning)... My god, Placebo are actually class A stone cold fucking great, aren't they? I mean, like, seriously. Eternal teenage angst with girly vocals, nagging guitars, and dumb as fuck lyrics. Plus Brian Molko irritates music journalists, which for that alone makes him a CLASSIC.
-- Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 31 October 2002 16:42 (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

I was going to post a response to Dom along the lines of "that reads like you in 2001", then I thought no, I'll not bother. I kind of wish I had now.

mostly because he has dumb opinions and im afraid other people are reading them and thinking its me

-- max, Friday, 28 September 2007 00:07 (4 days ago) Link

In that case ban Jordan Sargent. :>

^^^this

Dom Leone can stay, I got no beef with him

I think maxr is an unemployed former member of Steve Wright's "afternoon posse".

harsh

Should we give the outspoken young Brit newbie a chance?

WE'VE MADE THAT MISTAKE BEFORE

http://web.jjay.cuny.edu/~jobrien/reference/Chmbrln.jpg

^^^the original crazy character

perhaps we should just move this to ILM for now

Listen to your heart, man.

Jordan, I have been waiting a week for you to make that joke!

haha

let's all vote BNP, it's time for a change.

-- max r, Wednesday, October 3, 2007 10:08 AM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

MAX R DOG LATIN COMEDY DOUBLE ACT: WHAT THE WORLD'S BEEN WAITING FOR

relax, fellas.

He is quite Nude Spock-y. This is deliberate trolling is my guess.

nah, c'mon.

It's less deliberate trolling and more bad student comedian attempts at being controversially satirical*. The fact that he appears to be a composite of various third-tier trolls and naive newbies we've seen over the years lends credence to the "regular fooling around" argument but I reckon he's for real.

*Litmus test = revive 'Chris Morris - Classic or Dud?' and see what he says.

http://web.jjay.cuny.edu/~jobrien/reference/Chmbrln.jpg

"*Litmus test = revive 'Chris Morris - Classic or Dud?' and see what he says."

hurhur yeah. i guess i'm not smart enough to get chris morris, eh?

We got a live one here.

Someone let me know when this discussion crosses the idiot thread repository induction threshold, thx.

About ten posts ago?

As long as he bigs up Blue Jam (and admits that TDT is Morris' best TV work, and that actually Peter Baynham wrote a lot of it, and that he'd never have gotten anywhere without his cast), I'd be happy.

there you go pash

ad hominem or what

I think this went over the ITR threshold from about 'Now Please'.

Here we go, then.

I could post something along the lines of "please don't post spurious 'please ban this n00b poster' requests" or "if you're going to request that someone be banned, please actually link to some examples to back up yer request", but it would be a complete waste of time, wouldn't it.

now this thread is under the control of the mysterious space warlord known as "ghost rider"

it will never be the same

BAN MAX R FROM IDJIT THRED REPOSISOMETHING.

rip trash

went a couple of times, lots of stuck up types, but that's glam isn't it?

-- max r, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 15:14 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I sit down now, but the time will come when you will hear me.

i remember when our old office section was split up and on the last day i had to hug a load of really annoying middle-aged women. horrible.

-- max r, Thursday, 4 October 2007 10:50 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

?

.

hey, max r, did you ever make a video for the US government?

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kenan, is that you?

ITR is the most improved board this month - keep up the good work!!

ban max r

^^^please

move to restore this thread to Mod board and return some momentum to the ban campaign.

Seconded. Someone man-up.

MAX

Just sayin'

I figure we're less than a week from vindication.

i'm blushin'

Wrong place for this. Take issues about board deletion and moderation issues to the Moderation Request Board only (but don't bombard that board with numerous versions of the same request/complaint).

-- Konal Doddz (blueski), Sunday, 16 April 2006 12:16 (1 year ago) Link

Great thread.

It's less deliberate trolling and more bad student comedian attempts at being controversially satirical*. The fact that he appears to be a composite of various third-tier trolls and naive newbies we've seen over the years lends credence to the "regular fooling around" argument but I reckon he's for real.

*Litmus test = revive 'Chris Morris - Classic or Dud?' and see what he says.

-- Matt DC, Wednesday, October 3, 2007 12:09 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

here we go:

oh yeah, it was richard geefe.

-- max r, Friday, October 12, 2007 3:21 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

whatever makes you feel better about yourself, mate.

"Is there a flaw in my logic?"

yes, that fact that it is total bollocks nowadays and that any fella that was going to go out with any half decent looking girl would have expected her to have gone through a phase of sleeping around.

-- max r, Thursday, October 11, 2007 8:28 PM

maybe a straight-up 2step banger would be interesting from him... or some pure drone stuff

-- max r, Friday, September 28, 2007 2:17 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

ok, sorry. i meant to say that any sort of promiscuity is disgusting in the eyes of our lord jesus christ.

also, burial should just keep making almost exactly the same album every year for the next two decades until he becomes the billy childish of dubstep.

happy now?

to be honest i think i'll ban myself, i've posted so much bollocks simply to troll and get reactions out of people that i don't think anything i can say now will be taken seriously at all.

bye.

I'd like, to stay, and taste my first champagne...

It"s been a long time
We shouldn"t have left you
Without a dope beat to step to
Step to, step to, step to
Step to, step to
Freaky-freaky
It"s been a long time
We shouldn"t have left you
Without a dope beat to step to
Step to, step to, step to
Step to, step to
Freaky-freaky, baby girl uh

(Aaliyah)
What would you do?
To get to me
What would you say?
To have your way
Would you give up?
Or try again
If I hesitated
To let you in
Now would you be yourself
Or play your role
Tell all the boys
I keep you low
If I saw no
Would you turn away?
Or play me off
Or would you stay, oh, oh

And if at first you don"t succeed
Then dust yourself off and try again
You can dust it off and try again, try again
Cause if at first you don"t succeed
You can dust it off and try again
Dust yourself off and try again, try again (and again)

(Aaliyah)
I"m in to you
You into me
But I can"t let it go
So easily
Not till I see
Whether this could be
Could be eternally
Or just a week
Ay yo our chemistry
Is off the chain
It"s perfect now
But will it change?
This ain"t a yes
This ain"t a no
Just do your thing
We"ll see how it go, oh, oh

And if at first you don"t succeed
Then dust yourself off and try again
You can dust it off and try again, try again
Cause if at first you don"t succeed
You can dust it off and try again
Dust yourself off and try again, try again (and again)

(Aaliyah)
See you don"t wanna throw it all away
I might be shy on the first date
What about the next date?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
I said you don"t wanna throw it all away
I might be buggin" on the first date
What about the next date?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

And if at first you don"t succeed
Then dust yourself off and try again
You can dust it off and try again, try again
Cause if at first you don"t succeed
You can dust it off and try again
Dust yourself off and try again, try again (and again)

And if at first you don"t succeed
Then dust yourself off and try again
You can dust it off and try again, try again
Cause if at first you don"t succeed
You can dust it off and try again
Dust yourself off and try again, try again (and again)

(Aaliyah)
If at first you don"t succeed
You can dust it off and try again
Dust yourself off and try again, try again
Cause if at first you don"t succeed
You can dust it off and try again
You can dust it off and try again, try again (and again)

(Timbaland)
Check it, uh
It"s been a long time
We shouldn"t have left you
Without a dope beat to step to
Step to, step to, step to
Step to, step to
Freaky-freaky
It"s been a long time
We shouldn"t have left you
Without a dope beat to step to
Step to, step to, step to
Step to, step to
Freaky-freaky

And if at first you don"t succeed
Then dust yourself off and try again
You can dust it off and try again, try again
Cause if at first you don"t succeed
You can dust it off and try again
Dust yourself off and try again, try again (and again)

Ay yo our chemistry
Is off the chain

I'm tired of ar-gyoo-in, girl

the billy childish of dubstep.

-- max r, Sunday, 14 October 2007 16:33 (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

BAN MAX R

ILX 2

User has been succesfully banned.

BAN MAX R

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 7:31 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

^^

ffs do it

"jokes, bruv"

Ban LJ for his Pétain-esque collaboration with his own persecutors, repeating the failures of history and revisiting the offences done to him upon the yet more disadvantaged, not unlike like modern-day Israel (too political?)

and then ban Max R.

mad props to pash

this pc user....reminds me of someone....can't quite put my finger on it

bump

tell me about pc user

I have been pondering this myself.

so have i.

he's a mensch.

you guys deserve a raise

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http://www.thaliatook.com/pix/sibyl.jpg

http://www.ecacp.com/productimages/3380967020-Teamwork1lg.jpg

tbh, that one guy and dom passantino are the only posters with half a clue here.

listen and learn.

-- pc user, Thursday, 13 December 2007 23:43 (2 weeks ago) Link

Get money
New money

max r is beefing with andi on the babyshambles thread.

time to pull the plug, surely, on ilm.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, October 1, 2007 10:38 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

dr. pepper

Was andi the one who everyone though had killed himself, but he hadn't, so we just banned him?

iirc he would like get drunk and shit up a thread and ppl would call him out for it so he would ask to be banned and then he would sober up and apologize and then it would repeat

no that was j d4hlem

xpost

actually maybe you're right

i think i'm confusing andi with someone else

andi wrote this on thread I am drunk on board I Love Everything on Aug 14, 2007

tracye, you're good people. that's all!

i have just mixed a drink of five o'clock vodka with five o'clock gin. here i go. holy hell.

andi wrote this on thread I am drunk on board I Love Everything on Aug 14, 2007

that was heavenly.

andi wrote this on thread I am drunk on board I Love Everything on Aug 14, 2007

Trayce*

andi wrote this on thread I am drunk on board I Love Everything on Aug 22, 2007

good morning

andi wrote this on thread I am drunk on board I Love Everything on Aug 22, 2007

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andi wrote this on thread I am drunk on board I Love Everything on Aug 22, 2007

help

andi wrote this on thread I am drunk on board I Love Everything on Aug 23, 2007

do you wanna fuckin go?

andi wrote this on thread I am drunk on board I Love Everything on Aug 23, 2007

playing, peep.

andi wrote this on thread I am drunk on board I Love Everything on Aug 23, 2007

are you drunk trayce?

Classic material