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Could not work out whether I could vote today or not, turns out my street is not only a ward boundary but a constituency boundary and the family we know across the road have a Tory MP.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:19 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:45 (six years ago)

haha

nxd, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:47 (six years ago)

ha, yes.

(isn't there already a thread for this?)

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:52 (six years ago)

idgi

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:53 (six years ago)

i really like a hot caffeinated beverage in the morning.
-- coffeefan

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:54 (six years ago)

A drunk uncle chopped up his 18-month-old niece then roasted her body parts in an oven, police said today. Andrey Gadzhiev's sister Elena Titova, 29, had left him caring for the toddler for 15 minutes while she visited a neighbour. When she returned there was no sign of the child and her intoxicated brother could not explain what had happened to her.

--julia child (cook)

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:59 (six years ago)

poor elena

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:59 (six years ago)

All of my posts to thread

milkshake chuk (wins), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:04 (six years ago)

R.I.P. scaruffi copy pasta -- the winningest of wins posts

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:17 (six years ago)

And yet paradoxically the most lost

milkshake chuk (wins), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:20 (six years ago)

sorry that is just how i feel

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

hadn't heard about the NK ship! sounds spicy

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:46 (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 17:04 (six years ago)

ok lol

seandalai, Thursday, 9 May 2019 21:47 (six years ago)

MMA and beard care and creative street tacos and craft beer as mainstream American male culture in 2019 [Started by longtime caller, first time listener (man alive) in May 2019]

the late great, Monday, 20 May 2019 18:46 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Here in Asia there is a Coca-Cola/coffee hybrid that is a much better cooperation between the two flavors than you'd ever expect. Sponsored Post.

― 57mg/20floz, Thursday, June 27, 2019 8:41 AM (two hours ago)

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:02 (six years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/RYabDvd.jpg

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:04 (six years ago)

well sleuthed

imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:05 (six years ago)

Nice.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:13 (six years ago)

love coke!

cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 27 June 2019 21:54 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

•should i grow a beard? [Started by jess in October 2001, last updated three minutes ago by beard papa on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

My nephew accidentally swalled five quarters and thee dimes. (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 17:13 (six years ago)

three months pass...

◦Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating [Started by Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind) in April 2010, last updated five minutes ago by Colonel Poo on I Love TMI] 23 new answers POLL results

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:39 (five years ago)

I did literally reference that in my post to be fair to me

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:40 (five years ago)

Please wear this as the badge of honor it was intended to be, my friend. *salutes*

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:42 (five years ago)

Sir yes sir

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:43 (five years ago)

one month passes...

"i'm a _____ kind of person" or "i'm a _____ type of person"

― dogs, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 1:12 PM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:15 (five years ago)

lol

imago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:43 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy)
Posted: January 21, 2020 at 05:48:42
Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.

rob, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:24 (five years ago)

jesus, that's a lot to process

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 23:27 (five years ago)

dn/post but still:

word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM

chet san telmo (alomar lines), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 04:43 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:27 (five years ago)

two months pass...

Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

🔫 (peace, man), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:46 (five years ago)

three months pass...

I'm feeling 2018 or 2016 at the moment. 2016 defs feels like one of the "big" years

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Saturday, 8 August 2020 09:15 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

Sharing My Psychotic Way of Listening to New Music [Started by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) in August 2020, last updated seventeen minutes ago by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) on I Love Music]

panburger partner (unregistered), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:33 (five years ago)

Yeah, what is up there?

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:36 (five years ago)

two months pass...

(lol, I do not mean to suggest we should be perpetuating an empire)

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

rob, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (four years ago)

looool

pomenitul, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (four years ago)

nice

imago, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:27 (four years ago)

:D

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:43 (four years ago)

fuck landlords they shouldn't exist

― a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:40 (four years ago)

one month passes...

Cro-Mags fucking slay...

(Neanderthal)

Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 16:58 (four years ago)

Poignant and informative.

Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 17:06 (four years ago)

hahaha

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 December 2020 04:57 (four years ago)

this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:

Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the “innocent” one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.

― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07

obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 09:15 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:24 (four years ago)

lol this post has now appeared in two threads!

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (four years ago)

congrats my man

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (four years ago)

Two threads none the girther, though

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:41 (four years ago)

Did you really have to goe there

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:43 (four years ago)

"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 January 2021 20:46 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's quite good

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

pomenitul, Friday, 29 January 2021 18:07 (four years ago)

I would change almost everything about this plan. But I’m not in charge, and one of the best things I’ve done for my mental health during this pandemic has been absolving myself of the self-imposed responsibility to become an expert in infectious disease & public policy and come up with a BETTER PLAN that I have no ability to influence or implement.

― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, February 9, 2021 2:48 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

rob, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:10 (four years ago)

reading the story about the .02 blood alcohol level, it's all but guaranteed that the "source" was either his publicist or someone in management. which doesn't mean it's automatically wrong. but it doesn't mean it's automatically right either. for whatever that's worth.

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 10:41 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 11 February 2021 04:18 (four years ago)

Whatever happened to Orgy?

― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, February 16, 2021 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:15 (four years ago)

good one, rob!

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

I will probably have to disappoint you, Neanderthal

xp

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:52 (four years ago)

I've got one too tho:

They're certainly not the four people named in the same post, no siree.

― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), dinsdag 16 februari 2021 20:43

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 20:03 (four years ago)

I have a laptop lap desk, and also have a standing desk. I highly recommend standing desks, btw.

― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 8:29 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

nxd, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:54 (four years ago)

Lol

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:57 (four years ago)

:D

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:00 (four years ago)

A+ post

― that's not my post, Friday, February 26, 2021 3:57 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 February 2021 08:51 (four years ago)

Is the West Experiencing a Right-Wing Drift? [Started by Mordy in May 2015, last updated thirteen minutes ago by no (Left) on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

ridingstarbassxd (unregistered), Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:41 (four years ago)

looool

imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:45 (four years ago)

that rarest of events: DN/username/post

imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:46 (four years ago)

...tbf, thread not post

imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:46 (four years ago)

i'm looking at, like, individual sets of hands sourced from singapore

https://ajuicet.com/collections/hands/products/pilot-hand-set-v2

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, March 15, 2021 7:36 PM (yesterday)

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:04 (four years ago)

"She Don't Use Jelly": worst single of the 1990's?
― Pessimist (Pessimist), Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:38 AM bookmarkflaglink

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 10:42 (four years ago)

The one time I drove through Oklahoma is the only time I have witnessed a sky full of mammatus clouds.

― visiting, Thursday, March 18, 2021 12:00 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:05 (four years ago)

v good

nxd, Sunday, 21 March 2021 19:16 (four years ago)

https://i.redd.it/2t4h9okdajt51.jpg

― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:21 (four years ago)

Chewing Tar [Started by It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs) in April 2021, last updated one hour ago by Hideous Lump on I Love Everything

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 09:09 (four years ago)

could never in a bazillion years imagine pressing this button, considering how much my existence has enriched the lives of those around me

― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 22:09 (eight years ago) link

imago, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:58 (four years ago)

drawing suggestion with crossover to the old sayings thread: an embarrassed child letting the cat out of the bag

― that's not my post, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 21:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 15 April 2021 06:16 (four years ago)

Every half mile in Pennsylvania and western Maryland.
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, April 26, 2021 5:39 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago)

sarahell, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 01:14 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

The CEO of my old company once arranged to pay for a lavish dinner for my wife and I while we were on vacation - at a place I didn't really want to eat. I found the whole thing showy and annoying (meal and experience of it being comped).

When I got back, our CFO told me I owed taxes on the dinner because it was compensation.

― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, May 13, 2021 1:53 PM (one minute ago)

(dn not username, sorry)

rob, Thursday, 13 May 2021 17:56 (four years ago)

haha

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 13 May 2021 17:59 (four years ago)

lol

Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, 13 May 2021 17:59 (four years ago)

Glen Benton, CEO

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:01 (four years ago)

Bejar 4 eva, f the haters

― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:13

pomenitul, Friday, 21 May 2021 21:14 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

1970. Pre-Mao.

🖼

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 17:41 (four years ago)

lol forgot zing

1970. Pre-Mao.

https://collectionimages.npg.org.uk/large/mw283312/Cornelius-Cardew.jpg

― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 June 2021 13:35 (four hours ago) link

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 17:42 (four years ago)

We elementary school boy rockists saw right through him!

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, January 18, 2006 9:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 June 2021 15:45 (four years ago)

four weeks pass...

*throws a punch*

roll 2d6 damage

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, March 25, 2004 1:47 PM bookmarkflaglink

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 July 2021 14:35 (four years ago)

four weeks pass...

can we rename this thread "guess the depressing nondescript city"?

― Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, August 12, 2021 3:08 PM (yesterday)

rob, Friday, 13 August 2021 16:03 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

Is virtue signaling an actual thing that people are capable of doing [Started by Evan in August 2021, last updated seven minutes ago by Left] 22 new answers

he ain't perfect but fuck me he's a rheillee (imago), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 10:19 (four years ago)

one month passes...

The whole thing reads to me like an upper middle class horror story—What if the socially inept peers you treat like garbage somehow were able to turn the tables on you? While still be

― intheblanks, Thursday, October 14, 2021 6:49 PM (three days ago)

sarahell, Sunday, 17 October 2021 14:46 (three years ago)

four weeks pass...

Oooooook let's dial it back dude

― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, November 13, 2021 10:12 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

peace, man, Monday, 15 November 2021 11:59 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Dear lord this take is as bad as saying Paul's beard is ugly

― octobeard, Saturday, December 4, 2021 6:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Sunday, 5 December 2021 13:00 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Oh! I don't see images, just text.

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, December 20, 2021 3:43 PM (one hour ago)

sarahell, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 00:59 (three years ago)

Joan Didion [Started by horseshoe in November 2007, last updated three minutes ago by (The Other) J.D. (J.D.) on I Love Books] 9 new answers

jmm, Thursday, 30 December 2021 20:24 (three years ago)

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties

― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:46 (three years ago)

my lovely lady lumps are so FP-ing you for that!

sarahell, Friday, 31 December 2021 00:46 (three years ago)

I keep insisting that my saliva improves the taste of food but no one agrees.

― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, January 4, 2022 1:51 PM (one hour ago)

in the age of NFTs I bought a monkey (rob), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 19:54 (three years ago)

that's an interesting article, thanks rob. God this FB shit is so weird. However I did really enjoy the cat breastfeeding video, that was worth 1000 counter spaghetti videos.

― akm, Friday, 14 January 2022 19:19 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i’m sorry the what

― cowboy bopeep (cat), Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:51 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 16 January 2022 06:56 (three years ago)

There's a definite market for a 'Real Scotland' thread:

Dundee woman hid drug-stuffed Kinder Egg in private parts and battered brother with crowbar

― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:56 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

why can't I change my username on this godforsaken website

― kinder, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:58 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 27 January 2022 07:02 (three years ago)

i like tons of brit food by default bc a lot of it is part of Australian food culture (obv).

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl)

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 27 January 2022 07:19 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djxnMJMPYtw
― ☮️ (peace, man), Sunday, February 23, 2020 9:34 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 27 January 2022 07:21 (three years ago)

lol

imago, Thursday, 27 January 2022 10:58 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

As a citizen of a Russia-bordering country, from a Russian-speaking household, having travelled in Ukraine, Moldova, Russia and Georgia, it is pretty fucking offensive reading people describing Russian positions as «sabre rattling», but perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised

― Mule, Thursday, 17 February 2022 10:50 (six hours ago) link

ok what the fuck is happening in the uk (rain) (wins), Thursday, 17 February 2022 17:28 (three years ago)

one month passes...

woof
Posted: 24 March 2022 at 14:32:34
Still feeling awkward about killing dogs in front of my dog.

mardheamac (gyac), Thursday, 24 March 2022 15:02 (three years ago)

two months pass...

cats think earwax is delicious. yours or theirs or anyone’s, they love it all and it makes an excellent bribe.

― Society for the Preservation of (cat), Sunday, May 22, 2022 6:06 PM

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 28 May 2022 12:48 (three years ago)

Let's not sugarcoat this, just having an Israeli bassist should be considered a crime against humanity

― Nabozo, Tuesday, June 7, 2022 2:56 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sleep, that's where I'm the cousin of death (PBKR), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 19:07 (three years ago)

just wondering, can mods force two users to killfile each-other?

― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length),

sarahell, Saturday, 11 June 2022 02:45 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

love tevas

― flopson, Sunday, June 26, 2022 1:56 AM (two days ago)

rob, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 15:06 (three years ago)

lol!

sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:00 (three years ago)

ah grasshopper.. you have learned well

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 July 2022 16:54 (two minutes ago) link

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 16:58 (three years ago)

two months pass...

what if cilantro DOES taste like soap and some ppl just don’t have the soap receptors, poor suckers

― scanner darkly, Thursday, September 15, 2022 6:34 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Friday, 16 September 2022 17:17 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

It’s just called “Where Are You Now”, even. I must’ve invented the (My Love).

― houdini said, Monday, October 3, 2022 12:46 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

ꙮ (map), Monday, 3 October 2022 15:54 (two years ago)

Hey all, I hate to say it, but I need to abandon this project before it's properly begun. A poll like this deserves a proper hype man to keep the contributions going and I can't in good conscience carve out a week in November to dedicate to the rollout. I've been avoiding my real life obligations using various forms of internet addiction and I need to take a complete break.

Also I think I'm a bit too disorganized and indecisive to run this poll properly anyway and can't ever make up my mind about things like genre constraints.

If anyone wants to pick up the baton feel free. Again, much sorry.

― mig (guess that dreams always end), Thursday, 13 October 2022 21:32 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Thursday, 13 October 2022 21:37 (two years ago)

two months pass...

the two pointers i know seem like amazing dogs but their energy and hyper-focus… yes I feel like I'd be letting them down every day.

― woof, Saturday, December 31, 2022 12:16 PM (one hour ago)

sarahell, Saturday, 31 December 2022 22:06 (two years ago)

one month passes...

wait 1 or 2 #1's?

― maf you one two (maffew12)

anatol_merklich, Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:48 (two years ago)

mic check maffew 1 2 1 2

Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:52 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

Knowing this board its gotta be Nu Disco Nostalgia

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, February 17, 2023 5:17 PM bookmarkflaglink

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 February 2023 01:40 (two years ago)

Huh wonder how making adults look like children could be misused

― kinder, Friday, February 24, 2023 6:32 AM bookmarkflaglink

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 18:27 (two years ago)

Lol

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 18:35 (two years ago)

haaaa

imago, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 18:40 (two years ago)

v good

nxd, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 20:17 (two years ago)

Hwyneth Gayden

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

hey, that's my thing

― switching letters guy, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

sorry, switching letters guy

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 23:41 (two years ago)

Now I'm eating meat like it's going out of style. Sorry cows, I can't feel like this any more.

― Cow_Art, Friday, March 10, 2023 1:07 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Saturday, 11 March 2023 15:54 (two years ago)

i'm not physically attracted to people but based on your description, he'd probably even catch me looking.

"topographically dramatic ass crack" definitely of serious intrigue.

― ''can be prusuaded to show gayness'' (Austin), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 20:11 (yesterday)

The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 22 March 2023 16:58 (two years ago)

please don’t tell me this is from the Donald Trimp thread

at bottom, wrapping my arms around some tripe called "Quest" (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 22 March 2023 17:40 (two years ago)

Pizza Hut and Domino's are good stoner pizzas when you want to unhinge your jaw and uncritically consume shame

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal),

i.e. hooking up with conservative men

― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:34 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 15:42 (two years ago)

three months pass...

Get well soon

― Bee OK, Thursday, June 29, 2023 6:47 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 29 June 2023 15:11 (two years ago)

aw

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2023 15:12 (two years ago)

<3

brimstead, Thursday, 29 June 2023 15:19 (two years ago)

lol

Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 June 2023 15:30 (two years ago)

Very nice

nxd, Friday, 30 June 2023 16:49 (two years ago)

Mentioned in the thread itself, but this needs to be memorialised here:

I AM A PEEHOLE MAN [Started by the new drip king (DJP) in June 2023]

emil.y, Friday, 30 June 2023 21:33 (two years ago)

let that sink in

― mark s, Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 15:58 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJAvT0J15Mw

orcas who sign their posts like it's a freaking email (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 16:07 (two years ago)

one month passes...

Linda Evangelista’s “what in my bag” video for British Vogue has turned me around on those hats

― brimstead, Sunday, August 20, 2023 3:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

felicity, Thursday, 24 August 2023 14:18 (two years ago)

Gaucho forever

― Cow_Art, Thursday, August 31, 2023 7:20 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Thursday, 31 August 2023 16:39 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

The extra 'n' is for extra Nazis!

― nickn, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:40 (three hours ago) link

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:08 (one year ago)

hahah

vashti funyuns (sic), Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:47 (one year ago)

I haven't done it in a while but any time I have I'm always ENFP and it does sound a lot like me.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:38 (three minutes ago) link

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:43 (one year ago)

lol

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:44 (one year ago)

"Obviously, I'm coordinated and whatnot." -- Markus Lynn "Mookie" Betts

omar little, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 16:04 (one year ago)

ugh this clue on celeb jeop tonite:

"when she performed 'crazy for you' in the high school wrestling film 'vision quest,' this pop star was virtually unknown"

i assume these episodes were written pre-strike, but maybe the jeopardy fact checking dept already had a foot out the door? (she had the #1 album in the u.s. the week the movie was released, had recently scored her first #1 single, and was well on her way to superstardom.)

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, October 4, 2023 9:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 5 October 2023 03:02 (one year ago)

when I got to the diversity and inclusion workshop bit I just

― Left, Sunday, October 15, 2023 12:18 PM (nine hours ago)bookmarkflaglink

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 16 October 2023 02:44 (one year ago)

lol

budo jeru, Monday, 16 October 2023 03:21 (one year ago)

Nice.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Monday, 16 October 2023 06:32 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

I’m terms of comparing the albums, I think they’re fairly equal: three or four great songs, four or five good songs, two or three failed experiments or dreary exercises apiece.

― Halfway there but for you, Friday, November 10, 2023 4:47 AM (fifteen hours ago)

nxd, Friday, 10 November 2023 20:21 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

easy: frog

― frogbs, Thursday, November 30, 2023 2:58 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bae (sic), Thursday, 30 November 2023 04:49 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

Killing mice [Started by Tracer Hand (tracerhand) in January 2003, last updated seventeen minutes ago by 🍍🥧 (cat) on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:32 (one year ago)

lmao

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:32 (one year ago)

lol

it's just blatant

z_tbd, Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:34 (one year ago)

there it is

imago, Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:59 (one year ago)

i am trying to advocate for peaceful resolutions and combat hurtful stereotypes in that thread fwiw!

🍍🥧 (cat), Sunday, 17 December 2023 17:02 (one year ago)

https://i.imgur.com/4EUxU7f.png

z_tbd, Sunday, 17 December 2023 17:12 (one year ago)

flagged for outrageous injustice

🍍🥧 (cat), Sunday, 17 December 2023 17:27 (one year ago)

one month passes...

i would like the songs on Graceland if they removed the African beats and kept it to a guy and his guitar.I apologise if this offends anyone because it's meant to be rascist.
― chevy chase, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 10:16 (nineteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 11:01 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

If you time it right, you can fly from STH to Amster with Norwegian for less than 100 USD

― Mule, Thursday, February 29, 2024 12:44 AM (fourteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:53 (one year ago)

lol

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 1 March 2024 02:34 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

i feel like everything is so atomized at this point we have quantum coolness. you can know how fast opinion is changing but you don't whether it's cool right now. or you can now how cool or uncool it is, but not how fast or what direction it's going.

― schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r)

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 16:31 (one year ago)

excellent, works on multiple levels

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 00:22 (one year ago)

tell us about your birthday plans, dan

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 19, 2024 2:02 AM bookmarkflaglink

Dinner at Lexington Candy Shop. The place that still makes coke by mixing syrup with seltzer by hand.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 3:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

felicity, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 17:39 (one year ago)

lmao

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 18:11 (one year ago)

src?

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 11:53 AM bookmarkflaglink

[. . .]

src? lol

also hello and welcome to ILB!

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

felicity, Thursday, 21 March 2024 22:47 (one year ago)

Lizzy Dripping was a midly terrifying tv show of the early 70s, but also a north midlands term for a daydreamer, I believe.

Billy Whizz.

Clever Trevor - feel like all of these are or are potentially Ian Dury song titles.

― Maggy Scraggle, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 14:28 (seven hours ago) link

cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 22:03 (one year ago)

the sublime majesty of the totality was slightly tainted by everyone in our neighborhood blasting off fireworks for the entire time but still a good show overall. absentmindedly glanced at it unprotected for a moment like a moron but dont appear to have gone blind yet as far as i can tell

― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, April 8, 2024 2:11 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"enthusiast" (cat), Monday, 8 April 2024 22:18 (one year ago)

My roommates in college and I used to get very high and do a Michael McDonald Barbershop Quartet at like 3am. Perhaps we can reform for this.

― Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, April 18, 2024 5:34 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 18 April 2024 12:05 (one year ago)

TS: Godfather vs Godfather II [Started by dleone (dleone) in January 2004, last updated one hour ago by clemenza on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 April 2024 17:55 (one year ago)

I'd just like to point out one thing (in a non-threatening, non-taking-the-piss manner) re: the "im me, hear my voice" schtick - you could really have anyone talking - no one would know if it was really 'becky', so perhaps this isn't the best way to prove your point?
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, January 29, 2003 5:20 PM bookmarkflaglink

ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 April 2024 13:41 (one year ago)

haha, the sleeve is very nice as well!

― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 15:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 09:24 (one year ago)

lol

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Wednesday, 24 April 2024 13:25 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

Maher is such a bad advert for smoking weed

― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Tuesday, May 14, 2024 4:08 AM(twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 08:37 (one year ago)

He’s not wrong there imo on hunting. Remarkable. I’m not sure he’s ever been right imo, so. Wow.

― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 09:15 (nine hours ago) link

felicity, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 18:56 (one year ago)

#freeippei

― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, May 21, 2024 3:23 PM bookmarkflaglink

felicity, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 22:27 (one year ago)

I mean it is true that the people on the other side of my quite small street are in a different constituency

― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 23 May 2024 11:04 (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

DID SOMEBODY SAY CALLBACK

imago, Thursday, 23 May 2024 11:30 (one year ago)

I think this whole show is in broad daylight - when's the last time the Stones have done a show completely in the day?

three weeks ago!

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-rolling-stones/2024/fair-grounds-race-course-new-orleans-la-babb9fe.html

― fact checking cuz

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 24 May 2024 16:19 (one year ago)

one month passes...

so close to zangief cosplay

― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Thursday, June 27, 2024 8:16 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 28 June 2024 01:51 (one year ago)

hahaha i was anticipating this

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 28 June 2024 02:05 (one year ago)

Those were brown marmorated stink bugs, which I was pursuing aggressively at the time because they are an invasive species, but my attitude has mellowed a lot and I just release them outside nowadays.

― peace, man, Thursday, 27 June 2024 13:34 (two days ago) link

twisted flight map starer (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 29 June 2024 01:57 (one year ago)

one month passes...

...that one took me a second...

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 22 August 2024 05:19 (seven hours ago) link

keep kamala and khive on (wins), Thursday, 22 August 2024 13:20 (one year ago)

haha

if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2024 13:28 (one year ago)

Guess The Map

nxd, Friday, 23 August 2024 03:18 (one year ago)

What I hate about them, much like Rob Thomas, is that Duritz's voice MAKES them MOR. He's like the anti-Fagen, whose voice IMO contrasts/complements nicely with all that Steely Dan sheen.

Duritz, instead, grounds everything in this horrible 'tastefulness' that is completely repellent IMO

― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, August 16, 2016 10:46 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 27 August 2024 20:38 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

In my experience depends what type of venue / engineer you're dealing with how into balanced xlr they are, maybe ask them what they prefer. Some places have lots of DI boxes they insist on using either way, others are very happy if you bring your own 1/4" to xlr cables. Might wanna check if the 1/4" output on your pad and stage mixer is actually balanced, if not they might insist on DI boxes.

― corrs unplugged, Monday, September 23, 2024 1:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Deflatormouse, Monday, 23 September 2024 18:58 (eleven months ago)

haha

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 24 September 2024 09:34 (eleven months ago)

salsa shark
Posted: September 28, 2024 at 2:29:50 AM
Tomato, most versatile

brimstead, Saturday, 28 September 2024 15:14 (eleven months ago)

lol

rob, Saturday, 28 September 2024 15:15 (eleven months ago)

Apples are my favourite of the tree fruits, followed by peaches— a good peach beats a good apple, but good peaches are rare; I’ve even more disappointing peaches than excellent ones

Most underrated fruit, for me, is the “European” cantaloupe— not the American version that ruins fruit salads everywhere, but the gorgeous flamed fruit that you get in Austrian markets

― I for one care less for them (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, September 29, 2024 12:28 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Deflatormouse, Sunday, 29 September 2024 16:57 (eleven months ago)

What's the opposite of this thread?

pplains, Wednesday, 9 October 2024 14:00 (ten months ago)

honest question - if you don't live in a major metropolitan city, is it easy to live vegan in the midwest? i mean you can live, but "hey honey, lets treat ourselves to a night out at [insert restaurant with options extending beyond salad and fries]"

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, October 8, 2024 11:28 PM bookmarkflaglink

pplains, Wednesday, 9 October 2024 14:00 (ten months ago)

Very true and people are also shocked by the price points of tacos in Manhattan and trendy BK spots.

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, October 18, 2024 5:43 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Saturday, 19 October 2024 02:14 (ten months ago)

Ha

calstars, Saturday, 19 October 2024 02:15 (ten months ago)

two weeks pass...

that is not an accurate description of the video

― scanner darkly, Tuesday, November 5, 2024 7:40 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 6 November 2024 00:47 (ten months ago)

I am a fan of Alpha Bites. They have a Choco version.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, November 12, 2024 1:27 AM bookmarkflaglink

felicity, Tuesday, 12 November 2024 15:59 (nine months ago)

one month passes...

I kind of think of it as where Sydney junkies go to get clean

- bert newtown, Monday, 6 January 2025 19:40 (sixteen minutes ago) bookmark flag link

H.P, Monday, 6 January 2025 09:57 (eight months ago)

it has been noted itt that altering a person's words without notice might cause later readers to assume the cited person had written them.

― milms and foovies (sic), Thursday, January 16, 2025 3:21 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 16 January 2025 23:48 (seven months ago)

:D

milms and foovies (sic), Friday, 17 January 2025 00:18 (seven months ago)

"I am, and have always been... a member of... Sinn Féin"

― LocalGarda, Sunday, 26 January 2025 17:35 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Inside The Wasp Factory with Gregg Wallace (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 January 2025 18:35 (seven months ago)

looooool

imago, Sunday, 26 January 2025 18:41 (seven months ago)

one month passes...

thread title / user name

What Are You Proudest Of In 2024? [Started by Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson) in November 2024, last updated seven minutes ago by kinder on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

glum mum (map), Saturday, 8 March 2025 19:00 (five months ago)

two weeks pass...

Lmao was the ‘mod revolt’ anything other than strictly performative wokeness from the usual apologists for toxic big tech?

― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, March 28, 2025 12:14 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 28 March 2025 13:01 (five months ago)

I hate stupid made-up genres - they're all made-up, I know - and "shoegaze" is an especially irritating one. My Bloody Valentine? Indie band.

― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Tuesday, April 1, 2025 4:44 AM (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

doe on a hill (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 1 April 2025 22:33 (five months ago)

xp honestly, how many mob movies do you need to see before you understand that once you let somebody start bleeding you, they're gonna keep bleeding you until you're dry, or dead

― henry s, Friday, April 11, 2025 10:37 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 11 April 2025 14:44 (four months ago)

one month passes...

xxp ahh, beautiful Montgomery County, MD!

― I am the stranger, killing the Boer (Boring, Maryland), Monday, May 19, 2025 10:39 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 19 May 2025 18:08 (three months ago)

you can see me from westbury white horse
Posted: May 22, 2025 at 2:50:23 PM
Corsham, appropriately home to the Sham Ruin

I am the stranger, killing the Boer (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 22 May 2025 19:05 (three months ago)

lol, perfect.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 22 May 2025 19:28 (three months ago)

Gates of Steel was a song that I taped off the radio and the DJ didn't announce the name of. It was the late 80s; I was probably 10 or so. About five years later, I bought a copy of Freedom of Choice from a thrift shop, just as a gag because it had Whip It on it and they looked ridiculous on the album cover. I hadn't even read the song titles when I put it on the turntable, but when Gates of Steel came on, it was a moment of such elation and relief at finally finding that song.

― peace, man, Friday, May 30, 2025 9:59 AM (one minute ago)

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 30 May 2025 17:02 (three months ago)

three weeks pass...

From the 'which piece of technology would you like to see uninvented' thread:

Autotune

― Knife fight at the Optimists Club (atonar), Friday, 20 June 2025 13:36 (two minutes ago)

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Friday, 20 June 2025 12:40 (two months ago)

All planes will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly “Plane Wave” to Iran. Nobody will be hurt, the Ceasefire is in effect!
Thank goodness.

― peace, man, Tuesday, 24 June 2025 12:32 (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 June 2025 18:46 (two months ago)

It's interesting having gotten into a relationship with someone when we both were wine people (and they drank more heavily and loved cocktails as well). They've been sober for a few years, and I'm glad they've done it, but I do miss the uninhibited desire that came with being tipsy together.

― the way out of (Eazy), Tuesday, July 1, 2025 5:38 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 18:27 (two months ago)

It’s because I live on the far north end of the city and this one is on the south side of the city and there is absolutely no fast way to get there since you have to drive straight through the city in rush hour. Only 15 miles away, but 1 hour and 50 minutes to get there.

— jon /via/ chi 2.0

Nancy Makes Posts (sic), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 06:17 (one month ago)

I thought Presidents were immune now

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Saturday, July 19, 2025 7:47 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Sunday, 20 July 2025 00:52 (one month ago)

is "flint" the pickup, and STONES the first beat? i.e., flint-STONES, meet the flint-STONES

or is Flint beat 1, i.e. "FLINT-stones, meet the FLINT-stones"

everybody sings it a capella the second way, but it always sounds the first to me on the show itself

― steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal)

nxd, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:30 (one month ago)

haha

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:30 (one month ago)

"the" one

― massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 11:26 AM

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:29 (one month ago)

eating: macoun in season, gala out of season
baking: northern spy in season, out of season idk i guess you mix macintosh for flavor with anything less mushy for texture

― ciderpress, Tuesday, July 15, 2025 1:59 AM (three weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:58 (one month ago)


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