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oh boy

TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 17:29 (twenty years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/41/81/12031814/5956389310801l.jpg

TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 17:29 (twenty years ago)

HERRO

I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Date: November 30, 2004 9:17 PM
Subject: hi
Message: im looking 4 friend. i hope u want 2 be ur friend.i
see ur photo,ind i think u r cute and i like u. please
reply my mail at
ecilimpeleh@computerteen.com im waiting on u.

TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago)

oooooohhhhhh

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago)

http://209.126.192.91/myspace/body/myspace.wmv

TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 18:57 (twenty years ago)

rad! you got a filipino freedom fighter that wants your balls!

JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 19:03 (twenty years ago)

my ex girlfriend sent me a new friend request a couple weeks ago for no reason... my first reaction: people still use this fucking thing?

still bevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 21:59 (twenty years ago)

that picture is pretty much what my thanksgiving looked like

JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago)

WHY DO INDONESIAN GIRLS RIKE ME

TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:18 (twenty years ago)

tell them you are a "laba laba"

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:32 (twenty years ago)

..."malaam"

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 1 December 2004 22:32 (twenty years ago)

this girl myspace'd me:

ihttp://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=91421&imageID=35338387&Mytoken=20041201191531

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:09 (twenty years ago)

EEEK!!!!

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpicture&friendID=4539011

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:38 (twenty years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=1295244&friendName=emily&Mytoken=20041201194517

HEWWO

TITS.JPG (ex machina), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:40 (twenty years ago)

fear the indie swingers:

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=11732799

TITS.JPG (ex machina), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:49 (twenty years ago)

one of my friends has this fascinating bulletin posted on myspace:

Anyone have a Windows 98 Authorization Code?

GET WITH ONE PROGRAM

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:49 (twenty years ago)

is your friend bizarro amateurist?

TITS.JPG (ex machina), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLES!!!!

Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 2 December 2004 03:51 (twenty years ago)

indie swingers ain't gettin anywhere

noizem duke (noize duke), Thursday, 2 December 2004 07:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=4492030&imageID=26353707&Mytoken=20041202072335

Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 2 December 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://g.myspace.com/00035/83/66/35546638_l.jpg


TOO MUCH CUTE

TITS.JPG (ex machina), Friday, 3 December 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
http://g.myspace.com/00039/10/38/39158301_l.jpg

Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/06/70/7780760/832773827244l.jpg

CUTE OR NOT??

TITS.JPG (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago)

omg, i have the best one... let me go get it.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago)

that girl looks like she's 3 feet tall (xp)

I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:52 (twenty years ago)

http://c.myspace.com/00020/61/35/20735316_l.JPG

The name is Jexy. I dance. I sing. I'm just amazing. I love baseball. I play baseball. Go Jays. I'm into politics. Don't argue with them about me, I'll just end up winning :D. I'm Hispanic. I'm Jewish. I'm awesome. MJ Fan. Fan of football and basketball as well. Go Eagles. Go Suns. I'll be going to the University of South Carolina in January. I like the atmosphere there. It's toasty too. Go Cocks. I can never explain how I really am in these things, you just have to get to know me. So there. Take that.

Groups:
University of South Carolina
Michael Jackson Didn't Touch Your Kid, Asshole!
*Michael Jackson Dance Party!!!*
Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson of the 80s
Myspace Jews
Make Out Club
Michael Jackson Is Innocent !!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago)

I'm Hispanic. I'm Jewish. I'm awesome.

I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago)

I'm into politics. Don't argue with them about me

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago)

http://spurgin.net/images/etc/battered_women_shirt.jpg

hampsterfrench (hampsterfrench), Thursday, 23 December 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago)

OOOOO FIREFIGHTER
http://i.myspace.com/10/71/1541701/7284453_l.jpg
CREEP

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 23 December 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago)

CAITLIN HELL LETS HANG OUT IN JANUALABIA

TITS.JPG (ex machina), Thursday, 23 December 2004 05:14 (twenty years ago)

JEREMY + SEAN C + POLICE CREEP

I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Thursday, 23 December 2004 05:47 (twenty years ago)

All the American military guys in Japan keep messaging me now.

http://g.myspace.com/00036/03/72/36362730_l.jpg
http://g.myspace.com/00035/89/12/35812198_l.jpg

Music: I am into [groups] such as Linkin Park, Papa Roach, Blink 182, Slipknot, Tool and a bunch of others. I am pretty much open minded about music until it comes to rap, I can't stand that shit.

Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 23 December 2004 13:25 (twenty years ago)

has anyone found a profile that says they like "only hip hop and country and nothing else".

charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 December 2004 13:57 (twenty years ago)

chuck eddy?

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 17:07 (twenty years ago)

If there is someone on your myspace friends that you want to be your first kiss of 2005, repost this bulletin. If you want to have your first kiss of 2005 with the person who posted this reply to them saying "I want you to be it" be honest.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 26 December 2004 05:04 (twenty years ago)

http://i.myspace.com/90/97/1947909/14001690_l.JPG

I'm an ambiently motivated artist with tendencies to create unnecessary chaos in my life. I hope some day to peruse a more structured form of chaos that adds up to a purpose, however disorganized it may be.

I am an ardent pursuant of Counterculture, and it is my belief that humanity exists upon the fragile undertow of our ever thinning ranks. It is my wish to contribute my talents and energy to reconciling the various factions, and evoke a new renaissance.

Expression of the human condition is the key to everything in my life, although I know so little about how to adequetly express myself.

Ask for my AIM name if you wish to chat.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 26 December 2004 05:07 (twenty years ago)

WHATS YOUR AIM NAME

Ganbare Goemon (ex machina), Sunday, 26 December 2004 07:54 (twenty years ago)

http://g.myspace.com/00035/83/66/35546638_l.jpg

TOO MUCH CUTE

-- TITS.JPG (jonathan.william...), December 3rd, 2004 1:53 AM. (ex machina)

she's like 13 jon!

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 26 December 2004 12:05 (twenty years ago)

she's 20

Ganbare Goemon (ex machina), Sunday, 26 December 2004 19:02 (twenty years ago)

http://is3.okcupid.com/users/158/804/15880450278922178214/p1104013537.jpg

23/f, straight. 5' 8" (1.72m). Seeing Someone. Last login: Today
We have a very good understanding of MissReal.
Tell-a-friend: http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=15880450278922178214



3 woos left

To send MissReal to a bunch of your friends, enter their e-mails or OkCupid screennames here (separated by commas).

Match: 36% Friend: 54%
Compared to females her age:
She's less pure
She's less methodical
She's more extroverted
She's less moral
She's more loving
She's more socially conservative
"OkCupid, are you sure?"
The more questions you answer, the more we can say. We are at least 95% sure of match percentages and personality speculation, since we account for a reasonable margin of error based on the number of questions she's answered. This analysis is cool. Matches are calculated This Way.

My self-summary:
yo. im me and i make no excuses for it. i am always trying to improve upon myself..and the world around me. i found this as a funny thing from friends and signed on to find the rest of them...blah blah, maybe someone on here would turn out to be dope... hrm, sorta straight...thats a long story. oh yeah, i dont like all of the questions....they dont allow more than one answer and are innaccurate, ive taken a bit of statistics and have volumes of knowledge about test reliability and variability. and with the kiss test...whats that "have you kissed an animal" shit? what is that!? total trickery. like if you say yes youre a perv and if you say no you dont love your pets. i personally answered yes because i have a dog and i love her but that doesnt mean i make out with her...i mean damn, i kiss her head every day, they didnt ask what KIND of kiss. oh wow, im going off on this....these things should really be taken with a grain of salt....ALSO, i hope youre not trying to find the love of your life on here: GO OUT AND BE SEEN! LET THEM FALL IN YOUR LAP LIKE HOT SOUP! one more thing, as for my drinking...it varies and thats not a selection, ha, case in point about the test crap stuff.

Ganbare Goemon (ex machina), Sunday, 26 December 2004 22:04 (twenty years ago)

OMG GYGAX!!!!!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 December 2004 15:58 (twenty years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/73/68/18637/8413210264122l.jpg

CA1TL1N H3LL DO U KNOW HER

Ganbare Goemon (ex machina), Monday, 3 January 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

i don't associate with many sorority and/or photo fucks. post link, though, maybe she knows someone i know.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 3 January 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/69/67/2407696/869224727606l.jpg

From:
Natalie
Date: Mon Jan 3 23:14:00 2005
Subject: hey
Message: happy new year jon.

LSD, called the aristocrat (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://g.myspace.com/00032/98/69/32379689_l.jpg

Holly (an appletross), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 05:28 (twenty years ago)

why did that happen

Holly (an appletross), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

From: nirav
Date: Tuesday, January 04, 2005 12:17:00 PM
Subject: hii
Message: hello
wats up
how u doing..
happy new year
i m nirav frm RIT.. i wud like to b yr pal..
if interested send me msg..

bye
nirav

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

that guy jules posted upthread is totally from knoxville

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://i.myspace.com/97/63/1963679/9694418_l.JPG

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

ha that's a funny place (the big sur river inn).

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 21:20 (twenty years ago)

SHE IS CUTE

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

meh

Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

you're in college ... don't aim so low.

Carl Winslow and Jeanne-Claude (deangulberry), Wednesday, 5 January 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

where do all these creepz come from?
http://i.myspace.com/36/40/80463/8960795_l.jpg
his name is dan. he likes hatebreed, and ironically, he has 666 myspace friends.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 January 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://g.myspace.com/00041/35/80/41150853_l.jpg

brock (brock), Thursday, 6 January 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

http://i.myspace.com/53/13/383135/5060067_l.jpg

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 7 January 2005 03:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=10541419

From:
Arun
Date: Monday, January 10, 2005 22:12:00
Subject: ..sssup !
Message: hey...
hope everythings goin well with u..
wondering if u wanna be frriends..
...mah names Arun... a manufacturing engg. student
at RIT......
lemme know...... ( Sin Q / Cos Q )
take care ///
Arun

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 11 January 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

okay guys, this pic is not safe for work, and certainly not safe for people my age or the faint of heart:

http://g.myspace.com/00046/85/93/46033958_l.jpg

she asked me about a katamari damacy level of all things. i kept my reply short. haha.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

I'D HIT IT

YEA

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

http://g.myspace.com/00048/86/22/48102268_l.jpg

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

i think that's an emo butt

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.inspot.org/assets/tell_card6_pop.jpg

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:41 (twenty years ago)

GYgax def hit it!
she looks clean.

brock (brock), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:41 (twenty years ago)

"I got a message from this guy : http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=7850259&Mytoken=20050118210401

and it said this:

Date: Jan 18, 2005 07:47 PM
Subject: basketball
Body: are you good at basketball? im pretty good at shooting three pointers. i used to practice alot. now i only practice a little, but i'm still really good.

i like music but i read your whole list and i didn't find anything that i had ever heard? what is it like?

anyway, i didn't understand a lot of your profile, but that's cool because it means you're smart. be my friend?

ok bye

-dan


"

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:50 (twenty years ago)

daniel dolphin was a real friend

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:55 (twenty years ago)

http://g.myspace.com/00047/64/32/47292346_l.jpg

THIS IS MY FRIEND WHO GOT THAT MSG LOL

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:57 (twenty years ago)

yeah i'm pretty good at shooting three pointers?????

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

HEY AN ART STUDENT!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:58 (twenty years ago)

SHE IS AN OCEANOGRAPHER

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

I THINK SHE IS DEAN'S SISTER

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

i think she looks like my sister :(((((((

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

caitlin is my sista

world's best grandpa (deangulberry), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

should I get on myspace?

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

no

charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 09:50 (twenty years ago)

adam, be my myspace friend

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

dont let him get sucked in!

charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

gareth, be my myspace friend

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

i like tribe a lot more than myspace. a hell of a lot less "emo"-kids, but more burning man types... which is worse?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I liked the Tribe before you were even BORN!

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

What is it?

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

gygax!, be my myspace friend

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

adam: tribe.net
caitlin: where are you? oh wait, i think i can find you...

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

i wantto see caitlin on myspace

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

tread carefully people. it is a trap!

charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

http://users.wpi.edu/~wcoppock/acktrap.jpg

coincidentally, i left this img as a comment for one of my myspace friends.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

http://thighswideshut.org/videos/oooosnap.gif

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif


gygax, i wanna learn to play katamari if it'll get chix0rs like that to send me photos. FIYAH!

Hella Fitzgerald (JasonD), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

what's the rest of her profile like?

Hella Fitzgerald (JasonD), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

you're so bad, i'm telling on you duder. are you even on myspace? your wife was along time ago but she never really did much with it.

(but fwiw, the rest of the profile is pretty typical 22 year old stuff)

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

ageist!

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:26 (twenty years ago)

i only signed up for a myspace profile so i was permitted to look at profiles of hot half naked 22 yr olds. my only friend is tom

Hella Fitzgerald (JasonD), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

hmmm

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

when i first signed up, tom was added so i pulled him off my friends list... my friendship is a bit harder to earn, thank you very much.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

why are there naked people on myspace and not on friendster?

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 January 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)

is anyone on friendster anymore? all i remember is when i deleted my profile (almost a year ago), my inbox said i'd have 7 new messages and when i clicked on my inbox, nothing was there.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

I am not on it anymore.

.ada.m. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 January 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

ada m is wise

charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

the naked ps2 girl and i have been emailing each other infrequently... haha. she is actually really funny. now she is asking me about travelling about japan.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

http://g.myspace.com/00051/20/94/51674902_l.jpg

Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

http://g.myspace.com/00050/41/51/50971514_l.jpg

Date: Jan 26, 2005 05:54 AM
Subject: WANNA BE FRIENDS?
Body: Hey there,just thought i'd say hi
and ask you if you wanted to be friends. i'm trying
to get all of my friends to see my live webcam show's
to see what they all think. Anyway if you wanna
be friend's, check it out for sure, and if you don't
then that's cool too. But if you do, then go
to http://scvhosting.com/erin/ and you can see some pics of me there and follow
my link to my nude show and signup, it's all free, i'm
not looking for any payouts, i just wanna find
some cool people who like my show's, and maybe hookup with someone like
yourself,but don't tell too many people about this backdoor link, because i want to make money from "some" people, but i'll do it free for friends, just to hear what they think about it.
lol, my friend here with me, want's you to look at her show too, her free back door link is http://myfreecamspot.com/18prettygirl/ she's hot, hehe, so take a look for sure.Anyway i should go, and don't be a stranger i hope to
talk to ya real soon.
love ya, Erin

P.S. you can also just click on the link on my profile
to get to my page,and give it a chance, i know you'll like it,and i'd really like to hear
from you, take care


nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

this girl is not worth it because she uses apostrophes incorrectly

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

http://c.myspace.com/00024/93/88/24678839_l.jpg

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

PMDate: Wednesday, January 26, 2005 20:43:00

Subject: o o

Message: hi im a asian boy and i love bukkake id love

to cum on your face

Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Thursday, 27 January 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

is there a way to look up people whove been stalking you on friendster if they dont message you?

Dude, are you a 15 year old asian chick? (jingleberries), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

http://g.myspace.com/00050/48/03/50563084_l.jpg
RaSpBeRrY SoDa CaKeS wants to be your friend!

Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:45 (twenty years ago)

To: RaSpBeRrY SoDa CaKeS
Date: Jan 30, 2005 02:46 PM
Subject: LISTEN
Body: WHY DO YOU MESSAGE RANDOM PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW TO ADD AS YOUR FRIENDS?!?!! I DON'T LIKE ANY OF THE THINGS YOU DO.

DO YOU REALLY NEED VALIDATION THAT BADLY FROM THOUSANDS OF STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET?

Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

what you guys don't like killswitch engage and court tv?

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 30 January 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://g.myspace.com/00052/24/47/52767442_l.jpg

WB3R DJ DANGER

Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Monday, 31 January 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

R@spberryBItchcakes heroes: CHARLES MANSON IS GOD

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 31 January 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

http://g.myspace.com/00051/22/59/51329522_l.jpg

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 1 February 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

http://l00011.myspace.com/00011/74/19/11739147_l.JPG

Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

http://g.myspace.com/00048/55/59/48069555_l.jpg

Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 07:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=57087

From:

daniel

Date: Wednesday, February 02, 2005 03:35:00

Subject: hey

Message: i like wat u like....wanna know more bout me?

Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)

http://g.myspace.com/00053/76/73/53613767_l.jpg

Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

omg that's el bobo!!!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

wait, no it's not, he's here:
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=76069

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

From: Jean-Bédel
Date: Feb 2, 2005 12:56 PM
Subject: Pinktoe discolorate
Body: Dearie,
Pinktoe, the conjunction of nadir and troating eyepiece.
Cockeye, the application of eye caldera to o-ring.
Ringtone, the occultation of midi through a bone field.
Finkbield, the internection of crib with pernod casserole.

Syphilitically,
The Aviator

msp (msp), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

El bobo is rad. " I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I'm also a paranoid schizophrenic."

also he's writing an unauthorized autobiography!

El Janko (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

do you know him? i think he lives by you!

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

who is he?

El Janko (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

sorry, messed up n01z3 etiquette. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS!

El Janko (JasonD), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

SoMa weirdo... they named a bar after him out there (since re-named).

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

From: Olga
Date: Feb 2, 2005 03:24 PM
Subject: No Subject
Body: Hello stranger,
I have seen your profile on a site myspace
I like your profile. I very much want to learn you better.
I search for the man for serious relations. If you are
interested in me, please, write to me on mine e-mail: olushochka@rambler.ru
I hope, that you will write to me. I shall wait your letter
with impatience.
Olga

Female
27 years old
Russian Federation

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=5185085&Mytoken=20050206090222

Hi my name is Christopher and I live in Rochester. I'm a student at St. John Fisher College majoring in English/Pre-Law, I also employed as a computer specialist. I'm a single black male who recently moved to New York from Memphis. Tenn and I'm looking for new and interesting friends who enjoy having fun and living life to the fullest. Yes sometimes being in a new city I tend to get very lonely because all of my family lives down south and I have not found that special woman to spend quality time with. I think you are trully one sexy young lady and would make a very good friend. Me, I love to travel and indulge in anything that's new and exciting, do you? I hope that we can become very good friends and find out if we have anything in common. Let's communicate..hope to hear from you soon and stay wise and beautiful. If you are interested my other email address is br0fe55or4u@yaho00.c0m.......


BROFESSOR???

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 6 February 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)

From: Em1ly B0rgn4
To: Jon Williams
Subject: :]
Message: i've seen you around campus and thought you might like to know that you are very cute.

and yes, i know this sounds creepy. sorry.

he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Monday, 7 February 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

http://i05.thefacebook.com/pics/5/1/n3701540_8986.jpg

he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Monday, 7 February 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

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gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 7 February 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

from: p0w3r.str1k3@gmail.com

hi dere

i sent a package to you

wednesday or thursday maybe

bye

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 7 February 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

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Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 7 February 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

is that a flaccid mothra's pimple CDR title?

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 7 February 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

ladyprawn.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 7 February 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

i think those are bardo pond lyrics.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 7 February 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

no, bardo pond lyrics are more like "mumble mumble gimme the bong mumble mumble mumble"

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 7 February 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/94/45/1275449/4380648761252l.jpg

Mon Feb 7 22:43:00 2005
Subject: golden indeed.
Message: john, let me tell you something about the golden girls....many suns ago a best friend of mine decided to dedicate a study on geriatric sexuality to ms. sex-goddess herself-blanche. i wasn't so sure about the whole venture, but after watching and re-watching those golden gals.... i was convinced his mission to valorize elderly sensuality was indeed a noble one.....

anyway....i saw your profile and was so impressed, i decided to rattle on about old people having sex. aye.

charmingly (and ever so smoothly) yours,

venessa

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 05:52 (twenty years ago)

There's not even anything in my profile about the Golden Girls, wtf.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

GYGAX YOU LIE! I GMAILED THAT TO YOU!

Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 06:02 (twenty years ago)

(xpost to jaymc, i think she's questioning your manhood dudeski)

Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 06:02 (twenty years ago)

YOU ARE A STRANGER!!! PS: I GOT YOUR PACKAGE AND I'M OPENING IT RIGHT NOW!

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 08:00 (twenty years ago)

THANK YOU DEANGO, I NOW HAVE A NEW CENTERPIECE ON MY KITCHEN TABLE!!!

:-DDDD

:-DDD

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)

Subject: yay.
Message: in a strange way, i'm glad to hear you're also creepy. i saw you sitting outside burton today and i've seen you in CSB a few times.

i am very fond of scrabble, so a game would be excellent. you should IM me sometime. :]

he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

YOU SHOULD IM ME = YOU SHOULD RIM ME

he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 08:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Treemaniggs

OMG MY KARATE FRIEND HASA BLOG

he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

http://www.charleslocksmith.com/Yul%20thinking!2.jpg

Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 08:43 (twenty years ago)

http://f.myspace.com/00055/93/91/55671939_l.jpg

Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

dude that's my friend nick!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

oh ok!

Un investigador del siglo XXI (AaronHz), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
mysterious:
http://c.myspace.com/00061/90/62/61152609_l.jpg

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

(insert picture of some dude from polyphonic spree)

Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

hahah is brian your myspace friend too?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

yuppers

Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

funny thing is i actually hung out with him a couple times, back when he was birdstuff or whatever.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

i had no idea who he was until then

Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

is he the chunklet writer i refer to on the other myspace thread?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

i have no idea. he was the dude in man or astroman?.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:31 (twenty years ago)

yeah chunklet and polyphonic spree ... a bit of an odd combo

Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
From:
Hannah
Date: Thu Mar 17 22:00:00 2005
Subject: hong kong hottie!!!!
Message: dude enough of this shite. i think we should be
friends. Im not asian. Im not looking for a
greencard. Im just tired of looking up gamelan on
friendster to figure out whats new with you. You
can blame the pseudo stalking on the Neu shirt.
you like fractals I like fractals- although I dont
really understand them. You like cyrptozoology I
like Cryptogamic plants.. so there we go.. not
much is common. You definitely seem to be more
of the social butterfly but how many people do you
know play gamelan and down 40's when playing
scrabble?... I could be that someone!
ha.
-Ha|\|na|-| L3hma|\|n

ps: hows the girlie girl?
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/43/27/4467234/10650024646730l.jpg

Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

harvest her eggs.

Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...
http://myspace-617.vo.llnwd.net/00415/71/66/415346617_m.jpg

Subject:
dude, um, so...

Body:
I'm not into the "contacting strangers on myspace" thing, promise. but I was trying to relocate a friend's profile and, in doing so, stumbled into yours. and you live in the Bay Area and... uh. dude. your music. I just had to say something.

-sophia

team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

what does it mean hwen a chick says dude that much

m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

HO HE TAKEN

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

Date: Mar 12, 2006 1:55 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: put our record out please.
Body: hi.

http://myspace-236.vo.llnwd.net/00562/63/24/562984236_l.jpg
http://myspace-742.vo.llnwd.net/00055/24/77/55737742_l.jpg


(they;'re actually pretty dope...i might if i hustle more money by summer...those soundtrack checks fuckin BETTER get here quick, cuz as it stands imma have to GREYHOUND back from austin...three days of pain)

LeCoq (LeCoq), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

SOPHIA'S 18 BROS! HIGH FIVES!

team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 08:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-481.vo.llnwd.net/00445/18/49/445399481_l.jpg

Jesus has informed me you are not acting properly. Please stop that.

red flag over st pancras (gareth), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh, except, hanle y isnt exactly a strange r

red flag over st pancras (gareth), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

my flatmate just e-mailed me:

I just got this message from some guy named 'jiminy' on myspace. he has no friends. and his only picture is one of the joker from batman. -huuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh???????

"A secret
It's a bit past valentine's day, I appreciate that, and also it could be argued that I am perhaps slightly too old now for being a sort of secret admirer but I kind of like the juvenile romance of it anyway.

Regardless I have seen you in the street maybe three times in my life all of which have been over the last few weeks and I think you are the mose beautiful girl in the whole of Glasgow and you make my heart skip a beat when I see you. The end. Oh yeah and I hope that isn't creepy.....cos it's not meant to be....."

uh.. yeah .. well sorry dude but that IS CREEPY. MYSPACE IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BETTER NOT BE THE HAT GUY THAT I KEEP SEEING!!!!!!!

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

and... uh. dude. your music.

i don't get it. what about it?

o -- (eman), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-900.vo.llnwd.net/00468/00/92/468662900_l.jpg

this dude even followed up on my lack of response

red flag, who are you btw? how do you know mr hanley?

bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

i am of the holloway parish

i know of mr hanle y deus, from....these parts!

charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

i just negged someone the other day, do they get to see it?

you damn kids and your newfangled myspaces

gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)


in my day we used friendster, AND WE LIKED IT

gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

and... uh. dude. your music.

i don't get it. what about it?

we had pretty similar tastes

team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

i usually don't add random bands. mostly because i don't like them. but this dude took time out to read my profile and made me laugh, so i gave him a pitty add. didn't really care for the music even.

Subject:
I'm so green

Body:
Hey what's up. I'm in a band called The Greening, and we're always looking to spread the Good Word Of The Greening and all that, so here I am seeing if you find that word particularly satisfying. Anyone who puts a pic of themselves, presumably stoned/passed out by a box of donuts is cool with us, so I hope you'll accept this invite to check out our psychedelic RnR and see if we're cool with you.

team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

on the last one, the little guy or the big guy?

team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

ian, yowza

team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

whats going on in that picture ian?

bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

xpost roffz

yeah ian that girl is a hottie. i wish i got messages from girls instead of nasty dudes.

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

whats going on in that picture ian?

looks like she's leaning over holding some dude showing a little bit of yummy side fat

team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

also, roffle at killy's donnie dorko

team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

and "sexy" god's son. man, have you slept with any of these winners yet, or what?

team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

donnie looks a bit like john

and dont go being rational and killing the magic JAXON

i have to go home....and go for a long walk

bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, jaxon, i've slept with all of them. at the same time.

killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

SORRY, BB. SHE HAS ONE HEAD AND TWO BODIES. AND SEXY SIDE FAT

team jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

mm side fat

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

this loser:

http://myspace.com/acuterecords

doesn't even have any friends.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

apparently in the 12 mos between myspace checks my entire college class tried to get into contact with me

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

see, you're not missing anything.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

amazingly enough all the writers got fat(ter)

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, i've learned how to listen to bands on this newfangled myspace, but thats about it.. ask this this guy to be your first friend.

gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

dude, strongo, everyone in my entire high school class (on myspace) has tried to add me at some point. so annoying. i hated them then, i hate them now.

killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

i'm still not sure if i quite understand the point of myspace. i suspect i'm going to be obsessed with it for two weeks and then put it in the closet with my oboe and the karate lessons i never finished.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

wtf? Tony Conrad is at http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=52481943

gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think any of my friends are on it, plus i have no need to stalk women on it, so yeah, whats the point?

gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

if i had a band i could see the point, i guess

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

plus i see the people i want to in real life all the time. and plus i already spend way too much time on ilx.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

i think i'll go update my profile now!!

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

myspace is good for being bored.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

i added you jess :X

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

theres some actor/actress/models with some well developed egos on there.. waiting to be discovered. but i don't get the point. although friendster was equally pointless (though novel at the time).

i think it makes sense if you are a party promoter or a scenester/hub type person who has so many acquaintances that you need a tool to manage the relationships.

gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

yay.

i have already exhausted the ex-girlfriend/co-worker/school chum searches so i guess i need to get more esoteric now.

xpost

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

dude you are so salty, i'm shocked you're only 28.

gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:08 (nineteen years ago)

how do i delete Tom? I want to have zero friends.

gritty sanskrit (sanskrit), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

dude, strongo, everyone in my entire high school class (on myspace) has tried to add me at some point. so annoying. i hated them then, i hate them now.

-- killy (fagsztra...), March 14th, 2006. (baby lenin pin) (later) (link) (admin)

me too! i keep getting friend requests and 'remember me?!' messages from people i have no recollection of. 1 sent me a couple friend requests and messages and i never really responded cause i had no clue who he was and yet he decided to subscribe to my blog (which i rarely update). weirdos.

tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

this loser:
http://myspace.com/acuterecords
doesn't even have any friends.
-- Dan Selzer (danselze...), March 14th, 2006 7:28 PM. (Dan Selzer) (admin) (userip)

whatever, dude, won't even add me. i see you've been on since i requested you.

and HEY BRO, you too

team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

wasn't sure who you were!

I still prefer friendster, even though it's often broken and now has all kinds of stupid bullshit, It just looks nicer and hey...no Rupert Murdoch. I still try to remember to post friendster bulletins about parties, some people still read them. I do the same for myspace sometimes. I had a myspace profile ages ago but I dropped it because I wanted one less place online to constantly see the girl I was into then. I created a new one so I could look at people's pictures, then people kept finding me.

These days some bands and labels are putting more effort into their myspace pages then their actual websites. I'm working on the Acute website right now (fruitlessly) but figured I should at least have a myspace page.

Ian is my only friend.

Sometime when I get bored I'll hunt down all the cool old bands and add them

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

wasn't sure who you were!

what, you don't just add any 6th grader w/blonde streaks?

team jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

yeah..theres the magic!!!!

bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

it could be argued that I am perhaps slightly too old now for being a sort of secret admirer but I kind of like the juvenile romance of it anyway.

maybe it's the "big dreamers wanted" guy?

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.endlessbummer.com/images/backinblackandgreen/IMG_6174.jpg

MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

I got an invite from an english band called "lotion". I myspace-mailed them back that there was an american band called 'lotion' and they had the 2nd best album of 1996 according to pazz and jop. They looked like strong rap rock types.

Should've Never Give Jimmy Mod Money (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

haha, lauren

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 16 March 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

JMod,

Tell them to get "Thomas Pynchon" to write their liners.

Steve Shasta

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 16 March 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

do any of you web surfing geniuses want to help me pimp the acute web page? I want it fancy. I want pictures. In the background. I want weird applets that crash browsers. Scratch that.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 16 March 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

wait, I mean the the myspace page. I've got the web page covered.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 16 March 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

they could just get "tuomas" to write them? those would be good.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 March 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

you do all that stuff with css, dan; you can stick any old css into your profile input text box and it will hold for the whole page

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

how do people find other people on myspace? can you just search by name? crepey.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

css? Crosby, Stills and?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

snakes.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 16 March 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

bb (bbrz), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y166/edmoyshot/sillycats.gif

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 16 March 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
http://myspace-363.vo.llnwd.net/00657/36/37/657397363_l.jpg

"Occupation: disk jockey"

Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 17 April 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

"age appropriate"


http://myspace-566.vo.llnwd.net/00586/66/54/586094566_s.jpg

m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-693.vo.llnwd.net/00623/39/63/623373693_l.jpg

Ian -- do you know this girl? She is friend of a friend going to TSTOCK

Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think i know her, jon.
hipster girls all look the same, tho.

the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
http://myspace-269.vo.llnwd.net/00732/96/20/732970269_l.jpg
GAH:
http://myspace-617.vo.llnwd.net/00732/71/61/732981617_l.jpg

http://www.myspace.com/tylerurangel

"Black nails 4 lyfe"
Male
21 years old
United States

Tyler's Interests

General Computers,Boys,Jamacians,TV,just all out chilling!


About me:
Hey im Tyler sum call me Ty. I play some JA im quite the gamer. I lt;3
jake(5 months). I am very classic kind of guy. I like emo music,emo
clothes,i lt;3 emo's!

Turn ons: Black,long hair,hot face,thin,tight
pants,cute ass,someone who will respect me for my feeling. I hope u
enjoy my myspace :-)

/ Movies
Who I'd like to meet:
Elton John,Derek Jeter(cutie)

JW (ex machina), Sunday, 21 May 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Who I'd like to meet:
a grl that can fullfill my atleast one of my fantacy one of my fantacy is i guess u can call it that i for a girl to kick or knee me in the nuts (i can be standing , sitting or laying down) or get me to lay down and kinda step or stomp on my nuts i have never had any of this done before and i dont knw why but i just want to have a girl to do something like this to me to see how bad a girl can hurt me and wanting a girl to do something to me that causes pain)and this doesent have to have anything to do with sex the other one is for a girl to get me to meet them somewhere and get me to get naked somehow and then grab my cloths and steal them from me leaving me naked (doesnt matter how just wants a girl to steal my cloths) Well there is one more fantacy its for a grl too get me naked and then tie or chain me up to something some where and and then leave me there for awile before comein back and untieing me Also looking for a girl to watch (or we can do together) go streak, skinni dippin, masterbate, and idk maybe phone, and whatch me the the drive around naked thing i do its where i drive somewhere and stop and then get out of the car and strip all my cloths off and lay them down on road then get back in the car and drive around for awile then come back and try to find my cloths and idk maybe get a girl to try to humiliate or embarrass me somehow

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Subject: hey
Body: want to see me go streakin or skinni dippin somewhere??


also: HIS PROFILE PLAYS THE JOHNNY CASH VERSION OF HURT

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

NO BUG CRUSHING = NO CRED

JW (ex machina), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of... i was hanging out w/ his ex last night!

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

ooh i forgot about ok cupid! goldmine!

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

"The most private thing I'm willing to admit here is:
I love Katamari Damacy!"


Subject: Greetings

Anyone who describes themselves as hermit-like is okay by me. I realize your profile says you're only here for quizes, but I figured I'd message anyway. I promise I'm not too much of a creep, although I've been told I laugh just like Billy (Billy the big indian guy) from Predator.

Anywhoo, you seem neat and I thought you should be aware.

Thanks for your time.

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

and whatch me the the drive around naked thing i do its where i drive somewhere and stop and then get out of the car and strip all my cloths off and lay them down on road then get back in the car and drive around for awile then come back and try to find my cloths

http://galaxar.sakabatou.net/wow.gif

sleep (sleep), Sunday, 21 May 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

"I promise I'm not too much of a creep"

jus' a lil bit, not too much.

guess papers (eman), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

wont you spend '120 minutes' with me

and what (ooo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...
http://myspace-037.vo.llnwd.net/01050/73/01/1050961037_l.jpg

Date: Sep 29 2006 7:45 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body: Hey man whats up. So here is my fantasy and if you are interested in playing call me. I want to be tied up with duct tape, sockgagged with lots of tape wrapped around my head, my feet stripped and tickled after u tape your smelly sock or sneaker to my nose. Makes me hard as a rock. My cell is XXX-XXXX.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

so hot

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

I love this...

...someone who will respect me for my feeling...

PLEASE RESPECT MY ONE FEELING, WHICH IS EMO.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-019.vo.llnwd.net/01189/91/03/1189793019_l.jpg

gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

am0n (am0n), Friday, 29 September 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/267355973_m.gif

Um. Why? Frightened.

John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Saturday, 30 September 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

don't consent to a blowjob

gbx (skowly), Saturday, 30 September 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

omg jw i didn't know you were a pd user!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 30 September 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

LE DUH

roc u like a § (ex machina), Saturday, 30 September 2006 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

NOW I KNOW

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 30 September 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

I just got myspaced from beyond the grave by ARTHUR RUSSELL :O

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

i just got facebook'd by jaymc.jpg

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

did he send you database.xls?

-- (688), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

dude needs at least an access db

roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fullpassport.com/Trip2004/images4/zoomonkey.jpg

blood bitch (blood bitch), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

A picture alone will not do this one justice...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=14188594

EVANGIBOT!

John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 4 October 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=419757&imageID=351037531

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 7 October 2006 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://thighswideshut.org/videos/oooosnap.gif

Electronic Bugaloo, Monday, 24 March 2008 12:51 (seventeen years ago)

The last stranger that added me was this JESUS JESUS PEACE PEACE GUNS AND RIFLES chick. She has a picture of herself with the Mujahideen commander Ahmad Shah Mas'ood's poster.
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=50074730&albumID=0&imageID=23079020

I ask her how come? She sez:

The reason I have the poster behind me in that picture is because I'm in the United States Navy and recently spent a year in Afghanistan working for Public Relations. Just curious, why do you ask?

i'm like fucking invader. she defriends me soon afterwards

Electronic Bugaloo, Monday, 24 March 2008 13:03 (seventeen years ago)

is that roxymuzak

and what, Monday, 24 March 2008 13:04 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

i wish emo was still kewl

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 2 August 2008 07:29 (seventeen years ago)


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