lonely toronto comma man

we met(u nice smile lady shopping]twice first in dollar joint[ in front of cashier area],[dollar store west of ossington st]1168a dundas st west (last thurs or fri. i think) u smiled so did i,i,said hi ,,merry christmas too,,and again we met in nova vera bakery [dundas st w]we kept looking at each other,,],u kept hessitating, i thought u were gonna talk to me,,and then i was going to talk to u,,but i guess we both got cold feet ,[it was a extreme cold nite,too,]]me with dk blue //red line bomber type jacket and bike outside,me taller than u and with black hair,canadian, u walked west ,i went east ,,i,m sorry i didnt talk to u earlier and ask to go for coffee [[i guess too much rushing + christmas shopping at different stores etc]]i,m sorry again would like to still have cafe with u /+ or see movie together,, please if u get a chance contact me ,please jerickco at yahoo .com ,,,, take care sinerely jerickco and happy new year

met you pretty female dundas/dovercourt 7 /11 store, 9 ;15 pm tues dec 28/2004 u black woman,wearing nice fur feather top [i completmented u on your shirt top ][and uhad on nice leather pants]u were asking /looking for mechenzie crecent ,i helped u find it, told u where it is ,[employees were not helpful to u ,]][,,sorry i didnt walk u to your destination which was not far ,i thought i might be implying too much ,not sure so i didnt mention it ]]],,]any way hope u had a good nite that day ,,,,,also in case u ever wanna have coffee starbucks /second cup /or movie please email me thanks it was nice meeting u and helping u ,,,,,take care and have a merry christmas and happy new year, best of luck in 2005 ,,take care....

met you with your girlfriend[[you ,good looking brunette asian woman]][you were leaving at same time throwing out your coffee cup and stuff in garbage] [cleaning up after u and friend] [i said it was nice that u were doing that ,[]]], ,[[[,at starbucks college/euclid,,,934 pm tues dec28, upper level ]]you left by side exit ,,i wanted to say ,but forgot at time was nervous too ,,,to wish you a happy christmas and joyous new year ,, cheers, and if you would like to have coffee sometime or cinema thank you ,,, please contact me if you like ,,,lunavan at yahoo dotcom

pretty redhead woman ,college/euclid conv store, s/e corner,10pm thurs jan.6/05 at counter u buying coke ,me next in line, ,i asked how vanilla coke tastes?you laughing alot ,,if u like to laugh more,please give me a call at anton comics at yahoo dot com ,go out for latte /or cinema etc take care

blonde woman walking west on college street doing triple take on me, [gentleman ]on bike after checking out, window display at flight centre store [checking vancouver flights]on college st. west, n/w of euclid at 1/4to11pm thursday jan 6 2005 ,,if u ever would like to have coffee ,,or humour please email jerickco at yahoo dotcom thank you and have happy new year ,,sincerely

after movie 1115pm tues jan 4/05 606 college st[w of clinton ]after movie ,u were smiling nicely at me in lobby [while u putting on gloves]and again smiling at me outside [i was unlocking my bike] u walking east/ on college [sorry didnt say much 2cold i guess/was smiling back always]in case u like cafe my treat/discuss movie /other humour call me antoncomics atyawhodotcom,,take care

hi i came over and asked if u were at cafe days ago,u said no ,nicely and w/ a smile ,,[i said sorry ]took me long enough to ask u ,too nervous,again, to ask 4coffee sometime [i,m asking now?]please call antoncomics atyeawhoodotcom ,happy new year,

hi to woman called, " Orisha LaOya "[sorry ,not member of seniorfriendfinder] from antonco or antonmonza, you can call/coffee antoncomic atyaaawhoodotcom take care happy new year

'"hello it nice to meet you'" u 2 6 yr old in toronto ont/canada from antonco [[sorry not there at that site/not member of the place,]] please try lunavan atyeawhodotcom thank you and happynew year,

hi u, blonde, tall gal, at cleaning 'now 'news box , at euclid/college[ n/e corner],waiting for west streetcar[[approx.guess, 730pm,wed jan/12/2005] ] i said [nice of u 2 do that]i was on bike/[i regret not asking u for cafe at time],if u like to have coffee please call antonstuff at yaaawhodotcom,, merry new year

u beau blond woman tanned coat bronze/gold type emblems on coat ,,[tues 6pm jan18,north side of bloor, west of markham] u in front of store looking in window,,,[,me, behind u on bike],i asked if its a german store ?,u replied its hungarian store,[i startled u ,but then u were smiling and laughing and holding my arm for second ,u were very nice ,if u like to have coffee and treat u to nice deserts in store window please, lunavan atyeawhodotcom,, watch the cold

I AM COMEDY WRITER

I AM IN TROUBLE, THERE ARE 75000 WATER MOCCASINS IN THE BATHROOM.

I NEED SOME STRONG AND AGILE OTTERS TO GET RID OF THEM.

IMPORTANT!!!!!!!

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around silverlake

hi slim you , were doing double takes smilling at me ,me too at you ,our eyes meeting,[sorry i was accidently in your way at n/e corner of palmerston blvd /bloor st.w ][super cold night, i was on bike too ,wed nite 8pm/feb 16/2005,[by the time i adjusted my hat u were long gone ,you are a fast rider ,dont blame u, very cold nite,it was even too cold to talk ]]anyway in case u would like to have coffee in warm cafe please call me antonstuff at yeawhoodotcom thank you

hi i didnt realize u were alone till u got up and left,[i thought u were with someone ,thats why i kept quiet][i,m the gentleman using employee cellphone cause public phone not working, nice employee let me use it, a foot or so from you]]this was at mullins irish pub[ithink ,im not a drinker]sun nite 6;30pm feb 20,on bay st [east side][north of wellesley st]it was snowing at time ,and very windy, hard to see..u picked up magazine and i held door for you [u had bit of a limp ,,]sorry didnt say anything ,but like i said u ,i thought u had company and u were waiting for them etc, if you would like some companyfor coffee/movie please contact jerickco at yaeawhhoodotcom

hi you were buying encore tickets[,gentleman behind us dropped pop can that bounced ,,we were talking,u saying' i was lucky,it didnt land on my foot',]took me while to figure out , i think u were interested in me ,very sorry i was slow,,[your nose was red from cold , it was cute looking,again i,m sorry ,if u like to have cafe on me plesae call antoncomics at yoowhooodotcom

pretty woman , walking on sidewalk, on college st west[at rusholme rd]] 5;30 pm tues march /1/2005 [wearing short hair and red hosed legs]you step aside momentarily to let me ride by, on bike ,me saying thank you [[i was in hurry to get to plumbing store before they closed ]sorry didnt get to talk to you ]]if u like to have cafe or cinema please call antonstuff attyeawhodottcomm thank you

hi sorry couldn,t help u find it i ,,i did try thou ,,after trying awhile i just wanted to check for a second , outside store make sure my bike wasn t stolen ,, [it was unlocked momentarily,,]] anyway i was gonna keep on looking on other shelves and areas for it[right after getting gilmse of my bike ]] ,,but u seemed , to have given up and went on your merry way ,,//this was on ,approx 6pm ,,,tues march 1,,2005 [store called toronto grocery or variety,not sure,,,,on college at corner of rusholme park cres ,between dufferin and dovercourt,,also wanted to tell you 2check store [on north side of college ,east of rusholme rd][its a little bigger grocery store.... anyway in case u dont have signilfan t other if u like to have coffe,e, call antonstuff attyaaawhooodootcomm

,,saturday' guessing 10.15pm\april 2nd]\going south..i,m the gentleman with the big huge boxes from shopping..onto your bus..thanks for holding bus for me in heavy, windy, cold ,dark ,rain and alotta heavy traffic..i got off at runnymede sta. you said bye in a very nice fashion ,\it seemmed.\/.cup of tea .talk.ring me thank you jerickco attyaahoodottcommm

hello ,,approx past 7.30pm friday evening on subway going north yonge line,april one /o5,,on at college station ,, sitting next to u,,[,i got off at north york centre,,]thank s for cell phone use ,i apolgize for not talking much ,[,,u didnt look like u wanted, to ,talk,[your, body langauge] ,,],anyway,,i was in hurry [i was late] to concert show, with sister and cousin rose ,,,,,love to treat u for cafe /ice cream /chat ,call lunavan atyeewhodottcomm

hi ,,we met subway college/yonge northbound,[sat.nite approx.8;45pm ,april 2/2005 you had nice black moveable finger gloves ,i complemented you on..[i,m sorry i didnt realize bloor stop came so fast ,[i was lost momentarily in nice conversation with you ,,] sorry was in hurry late for store,,i got off bloor,,sorry didnt get to read da Vinci,yet,, if u like to have coffee some time please antoncomics att yeahhooooodotcomeeee

approx 8'30pm or so ,[monday .april.4 /2005 [[u were very nice and preety,i didnt understand why u got on streecar last ,,,]]]even thou u had bags etcc,]], waiting for streetcar to go north on bathurst [you had alot of bags, from i guess ,grocery shoopping ,,, you commented they were heavy ,also u said they were 8 streetcars that went south but none coming north,,we both agreed lousy service on ttc,,,any way u got off at college ,,i didnt fullly realize u were getting off so fast, at college[,next 2nd stop,]i thought u were going into subway]]] otherwise i would of given u my ph. no. ,,[sorry bout that]]any way in case u like tea please call jerickco at yeaahoowwdotcommm

he's probably a fucking freak. look at his comics and the way he types. that's why he can't get any.

http://westwood.fortunecity.com/stmartins/412/fcover2.jpg

"u want to have cafe or movie some time??"
http://www.shotokanforeveryone.com/images/punchleft.jpg

go bus woman driver,meadowvale go train station/thanks - m4w
Date: 2005-04-13, 7:09AM EDT

to pretty woman go bus driver ,u were so helpful and infomative..6-8;30pm /last wed april 6/2005/ i was the one asking directions on how and where to get to union station ,,i didnt know train station was closed etcc,[never been there before,i live downtown toronto ],[u even told me the exact cost [u looked it up and exact time arrival etc,,]]u were super helpful and very kind ,,,[i thanked u before u left for being very kind ,,,] later while waiting for right bus thanks to u ,[, i was wondering ,if i should of asked u for future coffee sometime together, but i didnt know if u are married , i kinda thought u were,cause u had some sort of rings ,but dont think it wa s a band ,,,,,,any way if u ever like to have coffee together , please call antoncomics attyawhooodotcommm [i,m comedy writer u be laughing ]]if u are married then i apolize and i,m sorry for asking ,,,take care and again thank u for being helpful and very nice

u want me 2 call ur email,,,???

why u break heart all time? :'( [NSFW: music]

coming south on curved sidewalk [apr.22/fri nite 8-10;30pm guess],east side of university ave [above college st. ][riding my bike ]]below queen parks, u [ canadian woman, slim built[ your face looking downward ,deep in thought ]],got scared , i was riding slow, but it was dark, rainy, heavy,another portuguese lady yelled[cause she turned around and saw me brake next to her she was surprised,]all her friends were laughing very loudly, cause she was in shock, cause of little me stopped on bike ,next to her [ to avoid u canadian one ]],]],,, and all the other crowd of ladys were laughing so loud,,for while i then continued to ride on,,,anyway to canadian woman if u ever wanna have coffee /tea /movie give me a call my treat, antoncomics attwahoodotcomm thanks

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Reply to: anon-70101641@craigslist.org

Date: 2005-04-25, 12:53PM EDT

YOU HAD PIGTAILS AND AN AUS ROTTEN ASSFLAP AND PROBABLY SOME SORT OF CANVAS SHOE ON. I WAS WEARING A PUNX BAND T-SHIRT OF THE COOLEST VARIETY SO YOU KNOW I LIKE COOL MUSIC AND AM TOTALLY PUNX. IF YOU'D LIKE TO GET TOGETHER SOMETIME AND MAKE OUT IN PUDDLES OF PISS, VOMIT AND MALT LIQUOR, GET IN TOUCH!!!

missed connections at the melt banana show ? :D

hi u are the tall woman with grey or silver [guess]small japanese car that i help push /steer in dead end laneway[north south direction][between palmerston and euclid][[[its/below college and above dundas]]] in,winter time a year or more ago ,,u waved bye and u thanked me etc [[i was on west side of laneway palmerston side ,,u needed help to turn your car around [u-turn]in very very tight space etcc, to point north where u came from,,] ,,it was cold day snowing too ,i think ,,,anyway i met u again ,when u nearly fell on ice in front of 7/11 dundas/manning ,where u were going to your parked car, i was riding a bike rushing to apppointment,[a fri. or sat. evening i think]iwarned u to be careful ,hoping u dont fall..[i,m 6ft tall, black hair, white gentleman ,athletic built ]in case u saw me again not knowlying i,m usually on bike sometimes in area,,[in case u need help again on car used to be expert auto mechanic ,,now artist /writer any way in case u ever wanna have coffee ,please call antoncomics attt yaaawhoodottcommm

PEOPLE---- stop this non sense- i can't take it anymore!

if you see someone on the street,,,, approach them for heavens sake... what do you have to lose?

hi [may 17 2005] u turned around and looked at me with slight smile ,i looked back at you too ,while i was on bike coming down markham st turning right[west] to herrick st.you walking on sidewalk towards low rise ,i think u walked into[481 palmerston blvd ]on herrick st entrance,,i didnt realize u were interested in me ,i,m sorry ,[i can make it up to u],,in case u ever like to have coffee+or/movie my treat, thank you,please call antoncomics at yaawhooodotcommm

hi u were reading magazine with your eye glasses,[approx guess mon-tues may 16 -17/ 2005][4-7pm guess]late afternoon]sitting in couch chair near window [i was in opposite chair to you] while u were leaving, i complemented you on your nice designer shoes with very little cut out star and various other designs and markings on them,[,u also said have a good afternoon ,i reply the same to u,,]sorry i didnt speak earlier,,way before u left [,i,m shy alot at times ]in case u ever like to have coffee/tea /+or movie together,thank you, please call jerickcoatyawhooodottcommm

hi,,nice looking 3 woman were looking my way ,when i came in and sat near front of place next to guy, friend in green couch chair ,,[[cause chair faced friend and u 3 woman were behind me ...u were sitting all at round table /wood chairs farther back inward [east corner] near slight stairs,,u were looking on and off quite a bit[i turn around and i was looking back at u quite a bit too]] ,,i didnt really know if u were looking at me or not ,,,so i didnt know weather to come over ,ask if u wanted company or not ,,[for all i know maybe u wee looking or waiting for some one to arrive etcc,,]]any way sorry i didnt come over to table ,,[also i still had to talk to guy friend ,,it only proper manners etcc,, ]u girls then left near 11pm ,,i think u all walked down euclid ave etcc,,,in case u girls ever wanna have coffee there or else where ,please call thanks at antonstuffattyawhoodottcommm

COFFEE IN THE DARK
We sat across from each other
at a coffee shop.
While we were there,
the power went out
several times.

I was trying to work
on my laptop.
But after you
sat down,
I couldn’t get a damn thing done!

If this is you,
I hope you’ll write.
Kicking myself
for that attack of
shyness.

I LIKE SHORT MEN
I am short
and prefer to be with a man
whose face
I can see
while standing next to him
without getting
a cramp in my neck.

I like to kiss him
on the lips
without having to stand
on my tippy toes.

If a man is too big
standing next to me
I feel like we don’t fit.

TO THE GORGEOUS GIRL ON THE 'B' TRAIN
I don’t even know what happened,
I guess I left my courage at home.
But I missed the boat
and lost my chance
to talk to you.

You got off Kings Hyway
And I stayed on,
I would have said something to you
but you were on your celly.

DEAR PIPER PERABO
dear piper.

you are a very sweet customer.
you just smile
when i spill things.
i just want to say thanks. thanks
for being mellow

I HATE YOU CS!!
I hate you
and
you
know
why

THE CLOSEST THING TO CRAZY
I wish I could say something to you,
I missed that window.

I’m afraid to tell you what I’m thinking.
I’ve read so many posts
where Talking has been (strongly) advised
against...
especially when things are great the way they are,
why ruin it?

I wanted to tell you last weekend
I am surprisingly
smitten with you.
I feel like I am 17 again.

The last night,
I wanted to hold your hand
while she sang.
I don’t like going home anymore,
because it is quiet.
It reminds me of you being here
and then going back to the city
I’ll never go to.

You can’t be here,
I won’t go there,
we can’t go anywhere.

Neither of us will change,
we will always stay the same.

WAITER AT FRANK
cute waiter at frank.
i have seen you there many times
you wrapped my food the other night.
you are delightful.

SUBWAY LOVE
you blue eyes and truck tee; me brown hair, flowered coat

last friday (april 22)
7ish
i was heading to dinner
with my sis
and val on
the A-C-E Uptown.

you stepped onto
the train
and were
with your semi-truck art tee
and corduroy blazer.

after some
intense eye contact
you whispered
goodbye
and stepped off the train,
only to watch it pull away.

are you still out there?

PET LAND BRIGHTON BEACH AVE
Kevin,
from petland,
is that
really
a marriage band
on your hand?

YUCA
Last night
at Yuca,
you were
wearing
a
yellow
tie.

Anton, buddy, come on.
Stop, take a deep breath and just think about it, okay pal.
You have posted umpteen "missed connections" and sorry to be blunt about it, but it's looking kinda pathetic now.
Everytime you leave your apartment/house, whatever, there is a girl ... she's in the 7-eleven, at the fruit stand, in a coffee shop, walking along a street, and you run back home and post a missed connection.
I'm worried for ya, dude. Like this is just NOT how to go about it okay, not to mention that your posts are incoherent ramblings with real weird punctuation and shit and no chick in her right mind is EVER going to answer, okay? Believe me, I am one and it's like if you can type these incessant MCs ... maybe, just maybe once you could actually talk to a chick when she's actually there being kinda stalked by you, sized up for your next MC post.
Just do it, okay, Anton ... and if you get rejected pal, suck it up, be nice, and try IN PERSON, hitting on the next one. Again. Okay? IN PERSON, Anton ... and give up this weird almost guaranteed to doom so you have a good excuse why you and this or that babe aren't together shit. Okay? For real dude, do it.

a pretty woman who was working at business depot[[ [in toronto][[[on yonge st ,between marlborough ave and macpherson ave ][[]on west side of yonge[,[above rosedale subway station and below summerhilll subway station]] st,,,,as it was known at the time years ago before it became staples ]]]... [either part time or full time ,i didnt know which woman it was ,,so many employees they had,, ,i couldnt ask ,cause i may of gotten the girl [in trouble or fired etcc, as employee] so i kept quiet about it etc]i didnt want to cause any woman her job etccc,,] ,i did quite a bit of shopping and did some rubber stamp ordering etcc,,[grateful for rubber stamps still using them, today still,,],any way this nice [shy i guess woman ]kept phoning me [362anton6866]]alot but never leaving a message or when i was home never talk on phone ,,[i had id caller at the time ,[id always saying business depot etc,yonge st ,]]she was phoneing me couple times a week i guess, for i think a year maybe even more not sure ,,anyway it would be nice if she ,would contact me to have coffee or tea , my treat [oh i,m not mad at all at her ,just puzzled why not talk to me, maybe too shy, maybe scared of rejection, who knows,only her, [i wouldnt of reject her anyway]my name is anton,, ,,, etc c please call antoncomicsattttttyawhooodootttcommm thank you so much !!!!!

hi, u were reddish,hair, slim ,beauty,, u looked at me i was looking back[ originally i was looking for guy friend in second cup window then i noticed you.,to my right stopped]]][.wow!' wow!']also i think u were slightly smiling too ,i was too ,,][[friday /may27/ 8;45pm approx]] ,second cup is right there, at the north/west corner of palmerston and queen st w]]]u were riding [one speed]older bike[needs back reflector ,i,ll give u one ,if u call][i was on a bike too my bike was pointing eastward thats where our eyes met ....]]u were stopped for traffic heading south on palmerston ave [getting ready to cross queen st when light turns green ,,[there palmerston ave, becomes tecumseth st ]]light turned and away u went into the far yarder,,,,,,please if u like to have coffee /tea //please write lunavanattywhoodotcomm thank you kindly ,,,,,

I am every woman in Toronto who you see on the street, subway, stores, etc. The fact that I pass by you or hand you change means we have a connection. You skulk by me and then post here. Your life is poetic as you fall in love every three minutes. It is so beautiful.

i want to cry, but the tears, they won't come.

--

i know anton ,dude has no problem picking up girls ,,[its not his fault they smile at him alot ,i,ve been with him]],hes busy playing stocks /futures,, so he cant talk to everyone otherwise nothing gets done work, errands. etc,,,,if u like ,i willing to bet 1g cash that he pick up more girls than u at same time together in subway,,[this can be arranged in person!!]]][dude ,,hey dude hes got more balls anybody i know , he saved quite a few woman/men getting beat up ,,saved a guy called rocco who was on fire literally ,saved 2 people drowning ,,,,,,took on and won vs u.s. treasury dept ,,taken on alot crooked cops [[theres more even..]],,so i suggest u leave the guy alone,,,its his right!! and free will!!!!!!!! ,,,,[and u use no name,.....what afraid?[he uses real name!!!!]][,u criticize him ,when its not your business!!!][he critize no one ,/]and u mis read the whole situation too,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,,treating him badly too ,when ,he,s been a better citizen than 99% of the population,, ]]]i wish i knew more people like anton,,....sincerely franco "a real buddy of anton"

http://www.antoncomics.com/images/fun-photos.jpg

lol

F train V. train Second Ave - m4w (East Village)

Reply to: pers-576884✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2008-02-17, 9:47AM EST

Hi I am the guy you said semll good or like morning heather. You the lady with the puss face zits, blond hair., blue eyes, smell bad, torned jeans,smell like you do not bathe often, hiar under the arms, long toe nails sort of yellow, no makeup, carrying three bags (macys') full of clothes, unruly hair, dirty sneakers that smell like they had not been wash in years, dirty nails. Yes you, you know who you are, riding on the F/V train 2 nd Avenue daily and returning evenings after 5:00 P.M. I want to meet you.

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s1ocki can we make a fucking documentary about this guy or what?

hahaha!

haha

lol

the,, original [[[[[weird,,, twitter

lunavan at yahoo dotcom

]]]i wish i knew more people like anton,,....sincerely franco "a real buddy of anton"p

Maybe it was marissa all along D: