Wynona's Big Brown Beaver is the greatest song ever recorded. (AKA SONGS AARONHZ LIKES)

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besides "St. Alfonso's Pancake Breakfast/Father O'Blivion" and S.O.D.'s Milk.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

and King Crimson "The Great Deceiver"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

and Yes "Sound Chaser"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

This is the thread where we shout out the fucking pwnage.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Ween "I Can't Put My Finger On It"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Tom Waits "Such A Scream"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Pink Floyd "Astronomy Domine" (Ummagumma - Live)

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

Pere Ubu "The Modern Dance"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.afscme.org/images/atei2004.jpg

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Captain Beefheart "Pachuco Cadaver"
Prince "Gett Off"
Steely Dan "Bodhisattva"
Megadeth "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due"
Brian Eno "Blank Frank"
Peter Gabriel "Intruder"
Sun Ra "Rocket Number Nine Take Off For The Planet Venus"

your turn.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

i think you pretty much killed this thread from the beginning.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Herbie Hancock "Rockit"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

WE ARE NAMING SONGS THAT KICK MORE ASS THAN W'S BBB CUTTY

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

"Pudding Time" for instance.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

WE'VE GOT A NEW CONTENDER FOR THE "WORSE TASTE THAN TIM ELLISON" AWARD.

GOOD FOR YOU!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

songs that kick more ass than primus is too large of a field. we could go on until the apocalypse.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

WE'VE GOT A NEW CONTENDER FOR THE "WORSE TASTE THAN TIM ELLISON" AWARD.

YES! Tell me what good music is ddb, please. I am so lame.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

i hate to see what qualifies as worst songs

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

dont worry -- youll get lots of support for the perpetually lame steely dan around here. YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

WHAT'S BETTER THAN PRIMUS?

GETTING CIRCUMSIZED WITH PINKING SHEARS BY AN EPILEPTIC.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

stick a fork in it. ddb has finished it off.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Electric Light Orchestra "Sweet Talkin' Woman"

jack your steely dan comment renders you laughable forever. you go to hell and you die.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Serge Gainsbourg "Chatterton"
France Gall "Poupee De Cire Poupee De Son"
ABBA "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

i hate to see what qualifies as worst songs
ANIMAL COLLECTIVE COMPLETE DISCOGRAPHY

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

Tell me some thing COOL to listen to, I wanna be COOL. I can't go on listening to music that is exciting to me, I need to start listening to music that will make me seem exciting to people who are COOL.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

System of a Down "Ddevil"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

I can't go on listening to music that is exciting to me, I need to start listening to music that will make me seem exciting to people who are COOL.

well, if you are going to post a thread about it, yes.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

cutty please help me! you know what zappa does to your brane.

Mahavishnu Orchestra "Birds of Fire"

PHISH "THE DIVIDED SKY"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

i don't think any ONE of your choices is inappropriate, standing on its own. however, i just think that, grouped together, they paint an unfortunate picture.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Deep Purple "Highway Star"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

sigh.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

i don't think any ONE of your choices is inappropriate, standing on its own. however, i just think that, grouped together, they paint an unfortunate picture.

that makes no fucking sense.

Leonard Cohen "The Future"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

makes perfect sense to me.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

HIGHWAY STAR is actually pretty good.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Television "Friction"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Sonic Youth "Tuff Gnarl"
Youssou N'Dour "Moor Ndaje"
Funkadelic "Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

What's with preferring the Ummagumma version of "Astronomy Domine" ???

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Johnny Cash "Cocaine Blues"
Beach Boys "Darlin"
Gershwin/Gershwin "They All Laughed"
John Cage/David Tudor "Indeterminacy"
Otis Rush "All Your Love (I Miss Loving)"
They Might Be Giants "Doctor Worm"
Otis Redding "Respect"
Pantera "Mouth For War"

It rocks harder, no hipster fetish singer.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

oh wait..
Syd Barrett "Dark Globe"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Don't hipster fetish me u fuk -- it's blander.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

AARON DO YOU SMOKE POT?...

IF YOU DO...YOU NEED TO QUIT.
IF YOU DONT...YOU SHOULD START.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

retitle thread to, "aaron falls on his spear".

dude, i like some awful music so i'm gonna just shut up.

i prefer earlier primus. can i use that hipster line with primus?
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

no, it's blonder. Gilmore is a towhead and syd is not.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

I prefer ealry primus too! I just think that was a great single in a sea of cheesy later stuff.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

TOWHEAD?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

i was tempted to lock this thread three times already.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

i like some awful music so i'm gonna just shut up.

the question still stands what good music is if what you like to listen to is not.

"If it sounds GOOD to YOU, it's bitchen; and if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty."

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Sonny Sharrock "Cinnamon Ghost"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

do you guys get secret memos about what it's ok to say you like? I started this thread so we could all name our favorite tunes. It's not my fault you're all a bunch of fucking idiots.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

WELL, WHOSE FAULT IS IT THEN?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

YOU MAMMA YO DADDY AND YO SISTA THE HO. IT'S GENETIC.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

i think you pretty much killed this thread from the beginning.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver is the greatest song ever recorded.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

3V3rY80dy B3 C00L plz k thx bye

GET ONE MILES DAVIS "GET UP WITH IT"

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Miles RULES, thanks drew.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Steely Dan pwns this thread!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

PRIMUS ARE THE BEST BAND IT ISN'T COOL TO LISTEN TO. THESE ARE MAYBE MY FAVORITE PRIMUSISMS:

OVER THE FALLS
OL DIAMONDBACK STURGEON
IS IT LUCK?
FISH ON
DUTCHESS AND THE PROVERBIAL MINDSPREAD
BOB'S PARTY TIME LOUNGE

THE BROWN ALBUM IS TEH BEST PRIMUS ALBUM.

I AM YELLING.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.trackteamaudio.com/users/krud/mat.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

nick is right because BRAIN plays drums on the Brown Album and he played the SICKEST FUCKING DRUMS EVER on Waits' Bone Machine including that HARD FUNKING SHIT on "Such a Scream".
Waits and Primus are the homeboys, Sonoma County reprazent.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

i thought aaron was like 17 years old but judging by his taste he's a DADROCKER

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

THAT BEAVER EATS TACO BELL. ILX EATS SHIT.

I'm 24 and i am an unclerocker, I'll rock your uncle all nite long, the boner biting bastard.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

jack your steely dan comment renders you laughable forever.

why, because I have opinions of my own and I'm not a http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1480000/images/_1480925_sheep300.jpg?

i wish i was cool enough to dredge up crap bands and then "reassess" them or did enough coke to like them. wank session musics rawk!

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

jethro tull are pretty awesome tho

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Judas Priest "Metal Gods"

wank session musics rawk!
It's Pudding Time Jacky boy, open wide.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

Jethro Tull "Thick As A Brick"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

ddb and cutty i didnt know you guys were such dicktasters. jack your "cokehead/ session musos!!" arguement is the same one people have been making against SD for the last 27 yrs. get one new idea.

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

You go back Jack do it again
Wheel turnin’ ’round and ’round
You go back Jack do it again

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

DOOD....OUT OF THE HUNDREDS OF PRIEST SONGS....YOU PICK, METAL GODS????

DUDE.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

CHAKI. YOU. WEAR. MAKE-UP.

LATER.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

why, because I have opinions of my own

OUT OF THE HUNDREDS OF PRIEST SONGS....YOU PICK, METAL GODS????

Hoist that rag fellas, it's gonna be comin up out your mouth soon.

CHAKI. YOU. WEAR. MAKE-UP.
ddb are you "special"?

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

This is the thread where the people who like music get their revenge.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

The Mars Volta "Cassandra Geminni"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

why get one new idea when the original is TRUE? besides, do i really want to spend my time dissecting all the ways steely dan blow? not really. i have better things to do like buffing my nails and giving myself a pedicure.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Steely Dan is what punk was rebelling against! Fight the enemy!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

why get one new idea when the original is TRUE?
sometimes the truth is but a lie. life is but a dream sweetheart. death is but a door time is but a window. the ugliest part of your body is your mind. it you free it, your ass will follow. pledge grooveallegiage. chase the doodoo or eat it.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

grooveallegiance to the FUNK, the united funk.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

ddb and cutty i didnt know you guys were such dicktasters.

oh yes you did.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

this is a chance to dance YOUR way. dance like Data in a thunderstorm.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

Amon Duul II "Archangels Thunderbird"
Genesis "Supper's Ready"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Red Hot Chili Peppers "Sir Psycho Sexy"

If our cause was unjust, we couldn't bring this funk to you.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

God, I really wish there was a Dave Matthews song that I liked. I have my limits.

Oh! Bela Fleck feat. Dave Matthews "Communication"

"start saying what you mean to say"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to see They Might Be Giants tonight.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

They are awesome live, seen em twice. They played the "Fingertips" sequence the last time and it rocked.

Speaking of the Flecktones, they may sail the cheese seas, but "The Sinister Minister" is the FUNKY ASS GLAZED DONUT TALKIN TO YA BABY!

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

I've yet to hear a Stealer's Dan song that I liked. (Not that I've spent $ on their albums, mind.)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

and you like the killers (yeah repeat your stupid 2342 favorite band line, steely dan is still about a trillion times better). they can't even fucking play live, I saw that SNL trainwreck.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

"Mr. Brightside" >>> "Stuck in the Middle With You"

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

I've yet to hear a Stealer's Dan song that I liked. (Not that I've spent $ on their albums, mind.)

"I don't like Zappa. I've never actually heard any of his music." who was that one? It was on the ENEMY LIST.

s(t)uck in the middle with you is still better, try again.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

I've heard a lot of STEALER'S DAN SONGS on the RADIO, yo.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

LOOK THREERS NBOITHING WRONG WITH WEARING MAKEUP OK?!

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

I shouldn't be allowed to express opinions about songs that I've heard on the radio.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

That Killers dude is practically Eddie Izzard.

You should never, ever listen to the radio, this is why you hate music.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

Certainly, you must watch teevee or something with your knowledge of this Eddie Izzard character, no?

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

THE KILLERS WEAR PINK LIP GLOSS

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

I'm open to the idea that there might be Stealer's Dan songs that I might like. (I'm not clear on why Chuck Eddy talks about how "Do It Again" is one of the only Stealer's Dan songs that he likes in The Accidental Evolution of Rock and Roll and then he has two albums by the group in his discography, however! Maybe some of you fans have the group can provide some insight on this for me!)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

TURN THAT HEARTBEAT AROUND RULES.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Eddie Izzard is in films and has DVDs and CDs, you know. There's also this thing called the internet where you can find out about interesting things without watching TV commercials. When is he on TV? Does he have a show now? He's a lot sharper than you'll ever be, anyway.

Why do you call them Stealer's Dan? The two bands sound NOTHING alike. Steely Dan is also the coolest Burroughs reference anyone in a band has yet made. Beats the Soft Boys, The Soft Machine. Ooh, they read the titles. pfft.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

OK, homey. I didn't like teh Guided by Voices records I heard, however.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

It's turn that heartbeat over again ddb. I prefer Change of the Guard, the song right before it.

I didn't like teh Guided by Voices records I heard, however.
Propeller? Vampire on Titus? Fast Japanese Spin Cycle? The Grand Hour? Anything after Under the Bushes is BAD NEWS, except for a song here and there. "The Best of Jill Hives" and "My Kind of Soldier" from their next to last record were awesome, for instance.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Steely Dan is what punk was rebelling against! Fight the enemy!

who brought up punk? i certainly didnt since doubt we could even agree on what "punk" is. i suppose if you are viewing punk as some sort of social construction reacting against the perceived sterility of the 70s, then maybe they were inadvertantly reacting to Steely Dan's neutered muzak and the majority of disco and the associated hedonism/elitism(yes there is good disco -- the problem was that it was too easy to mass produce, opening the doors for a brief time to more dreck being produced than rock possible could during the same time).

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

jesus christ. just kill yourself.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

oh im sorry -- i was actually trying to discuss a point as opposed to just going off at the mouth. my apologies.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

bu..bu..but chuck rainey on bass dude...

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Steely Dan's neutered muzak
Have you HEARD the first two records? The session shit came later.
You aren't discussing the music jack, you're discussing the state of your rapidly dialating asshole.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

JUST ONE BIT OF FUN, EVERYBODY BE ONE COOL

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

the session shit is totally fucking musically adventurous..i im listening to steve gadd's drum break on aja right now it's like death metal

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah i know chak, i'm just playing jack's game here.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

ahh im gulliblerry

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:30 (twenty years ago)

it's dialating, not dilating because you can stick your finger in there and twirl it like a rotary phone. There's some great circumferences in your arguments against the Dan, jac khole.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

TAKE ONE CHILL PILL. JUST BECAUSE I DONT LIKE STEELY DAN DOESNT MEAN THE WORLD HAS ENDED OR YOU SHOULDNT KEEP KEEPIN ON. IN REGARDS TO BEING AN ASSHOLE, I DONT BELIEVE I EVER ASKED YOU KILL YOURSELF. THANKS, PAL! YOU'RE A SWEETHEART AND A HALF. ALSO, ad hominem arguments are always so convincing. LOOK IN ONE MIRROR.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Anyone who thinks it's bad to hire a stunt musician to lay down a sick track is a goddamn moron. It's not like they're pretending they played all the parts like the Monkees or something. How the fuck do you listen to classical music jack?

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

And you're the one typing in all caps. I've been roffling at you this whole time. "Black Cow" is blasting on the boombox. So drink yours and get out of here, you soulless coward.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

doubt we could even agree on what "punk" is. i suppose if you are viewing punk as some sort of social construction reacting against the perceived sterility of the 70s, then maybe they were inadvertantly reacting to Steely Dan's neutered muzak and the majority of disco and the associated hedonism/elitism(yes there is good disco -- the problem was that it was too easy to mass produce, opening the doors for a brief time to more dreck being produced than rock possible could during the same time

you honestly think that someone who would type this out thinking they're making some kind of point deserves to live?

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

It's music, you listen to it.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

AARON YOU ARE INSANE...I MEAN YOU'VE FUCKING LOST IT.

FAT MOUTH.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rockhousemethod.com/public_news/july21/Disco%20Sucks%2025%20years%20On_files/image001.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

mods, can you either lock this, ban aaron or merge it with the marklby thread? i think his comments have finally found an appropriate home.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Hahah, Gear rocks.

ddb what makes you think I ever had it? the buck stops here. no more pretending to agree with idiots.
you can't take it huh? there's been inflammatory shit directed at me on this board, and i sat and took it.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Why does the noise board like to lock and delete threads containing arguments? I've been saving this after every post just in case.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

DOOD, THERES BEEN INFLAMMATORY SHIT AIMED AT EVERYBODY. ALL FUN. AND THATS HOW THIS THREAD STARTED, BUT U ARE JUST BEING A DICK NOW.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

You've never been a dick, huh? I tried to start a nice thread, remember? I wanted to talk about cool songs and get recommendations and you guys thought it would be funny to rip on everything that means something to me.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

jw doesnt lock the argument threads which are the best ones. its the other pussylipped mods.

"Black Cow" is blasting on the boombox.

[Peter Gunz]
New York to the heart, but got love for all
Lie and die in the fire, where I learned to ball
Uptown is the place where I lay my dome
On the streets of the Bronx where my fa-mi-ly roam
Hoe damn it, we home, Peter got a nine millimeter
Playa haters can feel the flame from my heater
I never really liked to play a fool like that
But I love to succeed and see foes fall flat...
... splat, like Deja Vu
And I got another clip that'll daze y'all crew
I sip Cristal, Dom P, Mo' with pist-al
Just cause I'm pissy, don't mean you should misdoubt
Keep em near da fifties and, hundreds all arranged
Anything less than that, you keep the change
Not filthy rich, but bitch I'm barely broke
Blessed with flows that keep you hooked like dope
Friends call me Gunz, sons call me trife
Cause I'm quick to slide off and slide this dick up in your wife
And that's life, you should learn how to treat her
I guarantee Peter, knows how to eat her
and beat her, niggaz in the Bronx call me Lex
cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex
and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex
And I wave techs on sets that be tryin to flex
Like Dex, nigga God rest your soul
But when you're playin cards for Gunz, it ain't time to fold, ho

Chorus: Peter Gunz, Lord Tariq (two parts)

[Peter Gunz]
New York niggaz got crazy game
But outta town niggaz is all the same
Brooklyn niggaz get crazy loot
That's because when it's beef they ain't scared to shoot
Harlem niggaz know how to play
Mack the 600, gettin crazy pay
Niggaz outta Queens got shit on lock
Strapped with the glock, runnin up in yo' spot

[Lord Tariq]
But if it wasn't for the Bronx
this rap shit probably never would be going on
so tell me where you from?
PG: Uptown baby, uptown baby
PG: We gets down baby, up for the crown baby
(repeat 2X)

[Lord Tariq]
Yo, the RM-80, is parked in the lot
Right next to the Mercedes, keep the heat cocked
For these blocks that are shady, you're crazy if you walk around
thinking shit's gravy; stop me? Maybe
I'm livin life lawless, makin big investments
on them 8-class flawless, and hoes call us
I'm comfortable like Ri-carro, two quarters of my life
walkin roads type narrow, deep thoughts which I abide by
Puffin high, got my mind's eye, points sharper
than an arrow gettin high, keep your eye on the sparrow
Riches like the pharoahe, bought a new five
with the snitches for these hoes, trunk full of ammo
Keep my toast closer than most niggaz keep they own shadow
and I strap for my foes like a saddle
I rock stones, other niggaz rock gravel
Talk shit? Whatever have you, I'm from Soundview
Bronx most wanted, front get confronted
Playa, we rollin deep in the one point five hundreds
Like Big I., red eyed, mad blunted
You step outside and get blooded have your whole block flooded
With the Bronx it's a warnin, stormin guns out
From, Dusk Til Dawn and it's on, no doubt
Keep a eye on yo' bitch when I'm roamin about
And put a eye on yo' lip nigga, watch yo' mouth
I'm from the Bronx, wipe yo' feet when you step in my house
cause youse a small-time nigga, bout a half an ounce now

Chorus

Outro: Lord Tariq, Peter Gunz

Uh, Peter Gunz like what
Uh, The Lord Tariq is like what
Uh, Soundview like what
Uh, one-seventy-fourth like what
Uh, Money Boss like what
Uh, The Gun Runners like what
Uh, and KNS like what
Uh, and Uptown like what

Shao-lin, play, play on
Strong Isle, play play on and a
Mt. Vern, play play on
And Yonkers, play play on and a
Puttin' it down for N.Y. ya know what I mean
N.Y. and world wide

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

NO DOOD, YOU STARTED A STUPID FUCKING THREAD AND YOU WERE CALLED OUT ON IT...AND THEN YOU CRIED LIKE A FUCKING GIRL WHEN PEOPLE DIDNT MESH WITH WITH YOUR SHIT TASTE.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

aaron, really, did you forget to take your meds today?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

hahaha ddb you are dead to me, don't bother addressing me again. have fun listening to cool shit.

go ahead and delete this you wimps, I'm saving it forever and ever. If you think a personal line was crossed without reason, get real. Fair is fair.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

cutty, I'm proving to myself that most of you people are totally not worth the trouble.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

SO FUCKING DON'T EVER POST HERE AGAIN. GET LOST CRACKER.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

HI GUYS

― AaronHz, Monday, 22 May 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

::blushing::

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

hmm...that wasn't me.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT!?

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

whoever just posted "HI GUYS" in my name is having a laff.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

i wonder what that's about

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

wait, that wasn't me

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

OH LOL

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

whatever. have fun guys.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

SO ARE YOU LIKE BETTER NOW?

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

CHAKI. YOU. WEAR. MAKE-UP.
LATER.

-- ddb

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

alt-255 strikes again

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

¿what is alt 255?

(i am on a mac)

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

― Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

waht?

― gershy, Friday, 29 June 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rootsweb.com/~iavanbur/OldPhotos/PeavineTrainwreck.jpg

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

This was supposed to be the thread where we shout out the fucking pwnage.

― Tim Ellison, Friday, 29 June 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

some classic jack cole posts within this here thread

― am0n, Friday, 29 June 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of whom, where is our friend?

― Tim Ellison, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jewishsf.com/content/2-0-/module/displaystory/story_id/12898/edition_id/249/format/html/displaystory.html

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

AARON DO YOU SMOKE POT?...

IF YOU DO...YOU NEED TO QUIT.
IF YOU DONT...YOU SHOULD START.

-- ddb (ddb), Friday, April 8, 2005 4:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

love that dude

― sanskrit, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Its funny reading this now, it seemed like Aaron lost the plot big time back then but compared to er, some other recent posters, he's nothing.

― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

Although he *did* send me some weird recording of him doing a squeaky acapella version of "Ivo" or some shit by the cocteau twins. I never listened to it, I was too scared to.

― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

O_o

― sleep, Saturday, 30 June 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

Alas, I dont think I still have it. Or maybe I do on my old laptop. Hm.

― Trayce, Saturday, 30 June 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

compared to er, some other recent posters, he's nothing.

trayce OTM

― sanskrit, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

dude was an hors d'oeuvre

― sanskrit, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

GET LOST CRACKER

― cool teach-in bro (buzza), Saturday, 25 February 2012 07:57 (thirteen years ago)

Woah. I had a completely cracked out dream about primus last night that I completely forgot about until I saw this thread. I dreamt that primus were selling.g tickets to ride around.d with them on a big flat bed truck while they played and recorded a video. It was insanely weird.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

primus, bjork...eh, what's the difference?

― beachville, Saturday, 25 February 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

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