this iz the thread where we all post like r momz

Love, Mom

I was listening to that mix CD you gave me. Are you gay?

love
Mom

etc.

Do you have my AC/DC cd? I think you have it. Also, my Godfather DVDs. Where are those?! Your Dad says hi. Call us back.

The garage, which Joanne and Frank "took" what they wanted from before the
restoration company tossed the rest, contained all the contents of the condo
in Florida and more. I assume you saw some of what was in there because
isn't that where the table that they gave you was located? Georgie said
there were lots of boxes of stuff in there that he was clueless as to what
was in because they were never opened. They were just all dumped in there.
The restoration company told me that Frank and Joanne went through it and
took what they wanted before the rest was dumped....There was supposedly a
set of gold flatware in the garage that Paco and Shirley gave my mother...

The tools were mostly taken by Frank. However, over time, Georgie found a
couple and bought a few. He put them in a toolbox that you and Megan gave my
father years ago that said "Grandpa Joe" on it. Joanne took them when she
moved into her condo.

Apparently, Eddie had asked my mother if he could "borrow" the money to buy
Joanne's engagement ring. Georgie never knew what came of this ~ if my
mother agreed or not, but I'll bet she did and I'll bet it was never paid
back!

But this is the best....Apparently in late 1999/early 2000, Joanne was being
investigated for something at the Dime. She was on "hiatis" for a few months
while this was going on! She was let go right after that!!!!!!!!!! What they
were investigating was the fact that she was in charge of the ATMs for the
Dime and somewhere between several hundred thousand and a couple of million
dollars was missing!!! I remember Joanne talking about a situation maybe a
year or two before this where a couple of million was missing and she found
it. She claims that they were more annoyed that she found it because they
had already written it off and then they had to go back and correct the
paperwork that they had filed about it. To the upper-ups, it was more of a
headache then to write it off. That part I remember her telling me. The part
about HER being investigated never was told! I was told that she was taking
vacation for several months because she had built up so much vacation time
that they were forcing her to use it....Now that I think about it, it's
interesting that she was able to build up so much vacation time with all
that was going on with Michael through those years!!!!
Do you remember this? About her taking all kinds of vacation then?

Pretty wild!!!

Oh! And apparently, sometime last year, my mother was talked into letting
Joanne take that box with all the jewelry to her house! So Joanne has all of
my mother's jewelry!

Just thought I'd drop a line. Dad is wearing his 24 hr. heart monitor
today!! What fun he is in his I'm not letting anything get to me so this
comes out perfectly mode -- I love to throw a monkey wrench into that idea!!
Otherwise all quiet on the western front!! You do know we live on the
frontier?!?!? Love You, Mom XOXOX

I love you!! Love MOM. ;) ;) ;)

"HAAAAY, BABYGURL"

I LOVE YOU!! AND WANT TO BANG/TALK ON FONE WITH U!!

XOXO,
EDNA

DID YOU TAKE YOUR VITAMINS TODAY? HOW IS YOUR BROTHER TIMMY?

LOVE,

MOMMA DDB

MESSAGE TWO, 3:30 PM
did you get my message? i was wondering if you were coming for dinner on saturday. i need to know what to make. what would you like? give me a call.

MESSAGE THREE, 5:00 PM
why aren't you getting my messages? is there something wrong with your phone? i was just wondering if you were still planning to come for dinner on saturday.

ETC.

hey, i can't remember, do you still have those cd's or did you give them back to me? the ones with ac/dc.

No I will not pay for your "applecare" don't you have a computer?

LOVE YOU!
MOM WILLIAMS!

funny 2 google them! If i had a sibling it would have to be DAN W1LL1AMS.

So nice to talk with you last night. Don't worry
about the money. I'm going to deposit $500 today.
Hope it will clear quickly.

If you need a haircut before graduation, I would
suggest getting one soon so you don't have that "newly
shorn lamb" look.

Have you emailed Jamie German yet? How about
sending back that little note for Doc?

Once you finish your work (amid all the senior
celebrations), maybe you could get back to the Career
Center to finish your resume and draft a cover letter,
at least. It could save you a lot of time and
aggravation down the line.

If you have books you can sell back to the book
store, do so as soon as you're done. The less you
have to bring home the better!

Note that I'm saving all "nagging" for email to
spare you during phone calls!

Dad and I are so proud of you!

Love,
Mom

regards,

f.m.

Going out Friday sounds good. I'll call LEx and see if she is available. I
don't know what Polly's work schedule is -- but we will find Stacey time
somehow.

Whatever you want to do (timewise) with your dad is fine with me. Sunday brunch
makes sense if you and Nicole are going to cook for me on Saturday.

When on Sunday are you planning to leave?

Can't wait to see you -- sure the cats will be happy too!

Love, Mom

ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THE GAME TONIGHT? DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO GET
THESE BIG LETTERS OR HOW TO CHANGE IT BACK TO WHAT IT WAS....CAN YOU HELP ME? MOM SENT ME INSTRUCTIONS ON WHAT TO DO BUT IT DIDN'T WORK....I THINK SHE LEFT SOMETHING OUT HAVE A NICE WEEKEND TAKE CARE LOVE YA GRAMMA

CALL US!!! I don't want to hear you're too busy!

reply:
why do you always send me articles about the gay people?

reply:
i was just showing you how scary the religious right is. [i think you are a homo]
love-mom

Well, here it is. Love, Mom

Dear Laura,

I went to Saks Fifth Avenue. I was told that it was the only place in Naples that sells Louis Vuitton bags. (I was surprised that there weren't others in such an upscale place). There was a purse IDENTICAL to the one I bought -- I asked the sales girl how much and she said $795
Imagine $795 !!
And it was extra to buy the long strap. I would guess with the purse, wallet and strap (and tax) the cost would be close to $1,000. And I got it all for about $40-45.

How was your "gig?" send photos of you singing at the club.

Love, Mom

Hello Ada. I know we have spoken about Skype before. Have you got it? Should we get it? Please let me know what you think.

because if so tell her that marco says she is a filthy strumpet
& also he sends his love

yes

(xpost you should give her a copy of the ada album, period.)

My mum wouldn't like Ada, she likes Bollywood soundtracks and Madonna.

Another thought-- it's been two years since you WALKED in snow. How far do you want to walk -- in half a foot of snow -- to get to the subway? Just another consideration .... The winter gets even longer in the city.

Otherwise, hope all is well with you. CD coming along OK?
--Mom

Thanks,John,I am relieved. Nice feature-- the website for paying and status.
--Mom

Love
Mom

attached article:
Why Wilco Is the Future of Music
Lawrence Lessig Wired, 0205, p.69

Last night we saw 4 terrific performances. As David Navorone said, "all were as exciting as a stadium quality concert."

David "rocked" with each person. He and Susie were terrific together.

Each one was so good that it will be hard for anyone to choose. It will now be down to things such as personality - will we get along- (JD might fit here) - ability to deal with stress & the press (Susie is the sensitive one).

Dad thinks Mig or Marty will be eliminated tonight,. I think Marty or JD will be eliminated. The answer is tonite at 9 pm. Can you go to someone's house and see it. The performances are well worth watching!!!

Love, Mom

Hi Jon- Hope all is well with you and Laura. Also
trust the roach/rodent problem is under control. Any
new job leads? Anything you want from us? Love Dad

"unconditional love and fat stacks of twenty dolla billz"

Told you I wouldn't email this address unless it was important. So was in Rebe or Toyota Jackson that did that song....was it Centipde????

Theresa I have been trying to get in touch with you for days and all I get is your voice mail which is now full. Please call me I am really getting worried.

Love,
Mom

subject: 'sup

So how is the coordinating business? Saw that Koz got 15 years or so. it will be ionteresting to see how long he actually serves.

Anyway, we talked to Jane yesterday and she sounds good. She went to a beach -- first time actually doing something rather than the Center. She sounds a bit discouraged with language, but I geuss that's normal after only two weeks.

Call and say "hey" if you have a chance

Love ya
Dad

how is it that they live in the same house and she's like "I am so worried because i can't nag you" and he is like "hey... 'sup."?!

Subject: Phone message

Theresa,

Your mother called today. She would like you to call her or your father when you get the chance.

M4rk J. B0wmAn
NDC R3s0ur¢3 D3$k

YR BUSTED, BRO

"Yes, they need vocals. One guy sings, sort of. They are doing AC-DC songs because that’s what the other boys like and know. Not my cup of tea, but I’m the mom, what do I know?"

on my brother in the marching band:

"The marching band plays for the first home football game on September 9. Stephen is excited. He looks so cute in his uniform—it’s fancy!"

Theresa,

Thanks for the e-mail, now I can sleep tonight. I have been tossing and turning every night and in a nervous, shakey state since Sunday, worried that you were sick, hurt or in some horrible state of difficulty. I even thought of asking the police to check on you.

blah blah etc

            I hope you got a change to read the e-mail from Jane Claire.  Sounds like an interesting time; it was the first letter and I am relieved that her e-mail is functioning.  How are you?  Hope your day off yesterday was a good one and that today will be a nice one too.  What did you do?  Any plans for today?  Try to get some freah air and sun.  Are you feeling better?  Do you still have the cold?   I still am reall concerned about you.  You don’t have to send me a lengthy letter but just send me a couple of lines that you are up and moving.  Of course you can call any time.  Did you find your phone yet?

Love you,

Mom

i think she forgot where i live.

Keep your eyes open on the subway for Osama and his
minions.

How is Laura's new job?

hot! storm coming -- sounds good -- in the woods is always cool so this a change. we put in our requisite four days fishing and releasing, more fun was the hike after: beaver's lodge, pair of loons, and their nest, lots of cool forest features...I,m a prisoner of the word and back to writing --very deep things--like this note. Joking. Just uncomfortable with this lack of privacy. I have ways of keeping mine in work. the summer's great, and it was great seeing you. Make sure to visit us at home when up. We love to see you. LOVE

I have been sick for nine days now!! I think i have AVIN FLU!!!!

-mom

that looks like my kitty TIGGER (who is at my mom's house, incidentally.)

xpost

-- hstencil

this backfired. apparently saying 'i don't want to talk to you right now. please leave me alone for a while. i will/write call you when i'm ready.' means 'show up unannounced at my house at 10:15 on friday morning.'

this would be mildly hilaroius except my mother lives 800 miles away.
AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She is the perfect human being.

I do not think anything more than a nice shirt with tie or sweater and dark dress pants are required. I think a tie is optional. This is not going to be a real big or formal event. Funerals just aren't like that anymore.

Let me know how you want to meet up.

Mom: What is the name of the George Clooney movie. J and I might go tongith.
Dubplatestyle: good night and good luck
Mom: Well you don't have to be curt.

At the library... waiting to go on my interview at 3:30pm. Deposited the check today. Nothing to report. Anything from your end? Did you do what I told you to do? About "A"? Well do it! Okay that is it. Exciting eh?

Miss you and love you, Mom

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood
in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again. Stupid, stupid man.

Your shoes may have been molding. If you wear the same pairs of shoes often, you should invest in shoe dryers or a dehumidifier.

We have a dehumidifier, too!

Sounds like the same shit my mom says.

Step 4 took about an hour to sort out over IM.

I will make multiple blankets for everybody!!!

Mom

(EDITOR'S NOTE: I HAVE BEEN TO CALIFORNIA WITH HER AND MY MOTHER OWNS A TIMESHARE IN SAN DIEGO)

Have you heard of this? I’m eager to see the show, but I must admit that many of the postcards made me sad.

Mom

----------------------

From: dude who forwarded it to her [mailto:rxxxw@bexxxh.net]
Sent: Saturday, April 08, 2006 10:45 PM
To: My Mom
Subject: PostSecret

An exhibit of 2000 post secrets will come to Philly in June.

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

I promised to send the link to you.

Enjoy,

xxxxxxxxxx

56:17
but one family, my granny liked and our john as a little boy, so i'm told, used to spend long hours sitting with them in the caravan

57:23
they are in england now and are bad buggers
one of them pushed our joe aside and literally stole his truck with him standing next to it last yr. he got out to 'help' them find their way...

Well, gmail just doesn't compute.....? Maybe I will go to yahoo for the talking back and forth....text messaging I think.....or chat.

I tried 3 times. Anyway, the upgrade will be arriving soon I hope.
Take care. Love, Mommmmm :-) ( I love these little decals.) and I
love you!

(haha, ah, I'm going to start calling emotic0ns "decals." I feel bad though for being responsible for computer crashing b/c I thought she should have gmail too... arriving soon: OS X.)

Looking forward to having you home for a couple of
days!

Be sure to email XXxxxxXXxxxx!

xo

(Did you know Sen. Pastore was from RI?)

she said:
oh, the sky just went on and on
the sky was such a deep blue and full of little clouds everywhere

i almost laughed out loud, but theres no way she knew that song

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hopefully, they WERE rescued.
I hope, as a duck, I would be more careful.
Mommy

Wie getz?
Long time, no gnus.
Hopefully no gnus is good gnus.

What happened with the snails and the lettuce seeds?
I feel cut off.

Love, Mommy

;-)

my grandmas (f0zi + t4r4z) call my mom and dad every day!!!

love,
mom

Item #2: IM from my sister: "MOM SAID THE F WORD TO ME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

and this is what she says when i tell her i'm depressed. good thing i can't smack people over the phone.

Dear Robyn:

I love the blurb about triceratreetops......great name too. It would be a dream to be there, and I will be there in spirit. It is a really together attitude. Love, Mommmmmm xoxoox

:D cuet momz

me: look at these guys. they so coulda been your friends when you were my age
ma: that is so weird. i am reading a vietnamese cookbook as we speak
ma: who are they?
me: dunno. some band called vietnam
ma: i would have liked the guy on the left
ma: definitely looks like guys i would have hung out with. especially in santa cruz
ma: forget about the guy on the right tho
ma: looks like charlie manson

ma: ok. back to my vietnamese cookbook. i've still got this picture up.
ma: the guy on the right is making me laugh
me: look at the rest of their pix http://www.davidblackphotography.com/MUSIC/
ma: me likey the guy in the hat
ma: too young tho
ma: just takes me back

sheesh, momz is still a hippy

When U were 16, she taught U how to
drive her car. U thanked her by taking it every
chance U could.

When U were 17, she was expecting an
important call. U thanked her by being
on the phone all nite.

When U were 18, she cried at Ur high
school graduation. U thanked her by staying
out partying until dawn.

When U were 19, she paid for Ur
college tuition, drove U to campus carried Ur
bags. U thanked her by saying good-bye
outside the dorm so U wouldn't be embarrassed in
front of Ur friends.

When U were 25, she helped to pay for
your wedding, & she cried & told U how
deeply she loved U. U thanked her by
moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell ill &
needed U to take care of her. U thanked her by
PUTTING HER INTO AN OLD FOLKS HOME

And then, 1 day, she quietly died. And
everything U never did came crashing
down like thunder on UR HEART.

If U luv Ur MOM, repost this bulletin.
if U don't... then U obviously don't care if Ur mom dies

ARTS / MUSIC | October 31, 2006
Where ‘Every Band in the World’ Tries to Make It

Over the next five nights, more than 1,000 bands will perform in more than 60 clubs around Manhattan and Brooklyn for the 26th annual CMJ Music Marathon.

Greetings Children:

You are both getting a joint email cause appartently no one cares about Mommy anymore. Jess with your schmeckle jumping with that girl and Sara with her bartenders. So I hope you are both happy!!!!!! Just kidding.....seriuosly children.....Just wanted to let you both know that if you were planning on calling your poor old Mother tonight....I will be spending it at Firestone Tire. My stupid tire is messed up! I hope all is well and I will call you guys tomorrow from work so you can both share in the splendor of the Wizard of Oz.

I love you both to pieces and I am going to call J0anne M4tthews hopefully Wednesday pm and find out about Thanksgiving.

Love, Mother Dearest

Gary was unknowingly schmeckled after falling asleep at a party

allen sherman's "my mother the tin man"

Plastic cover slit open. It is in the paper sleeve. Never played. A few very light scratches on Dissonance side. There are 2 small scratches on opening edge of cover. Otherwise in very nice condition. If you want it we can send a letter of certification that we are Glenn Branca's parents selling this record.

"Big new of the day - Ian Thorpe has resigned from any swimming - Yeah!!! - I couldn't stand him Now he can wear his pearls and not pretend"

-- milton parker

my mom sends me this:

I like you because of who you are to me... A true friend.

And if I don't get this back I'll take the hint

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you.

Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 PM tomorrow.

It could be anywhere -- AOL, Yahoo, outside of school, anywhere.

Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

Please send to 5 people in 5 minutes.

Remember:

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail....

But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying
WE screwed up, but we had fun! "

Proud to be your Friend!

Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead .

I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned...that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned..that money doesn't buy class.

I've learned...that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned...that the Lord didn't do it all in one day.
What makes me think I can?

I've learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned...that the less time I have to work, the more things I get done.

To all of you...make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence.
It's National Friendship Week.

Show your friends how much you care.

Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you .

If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.

HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!!

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I am honored.

Subject: guanatnamo

hey r0ss,

i have an idea about what i can do to make our current governemnt comply with the bill of rights. i need to talk with you. i'll call you soon.

love, mom

ps i don't know if my subject line is spelled correctly, i'll check it out later

MOMZ (6:14:55 PM): Sara thinks my idea is stupid and sent me a nasty email! She is scared of mommy being a burden.
STRONGO (6:14:04 PM): what idea?
MOMZ (6:15:23 PM): The not paying rent and saving my money idea.
STRONGO (6:14:26 PM): it's not a SMART idea, no
MOMZ (6:15:40 PM): You said it was!!!!!
STRONGO (6:14:49 PM): i said it's the smartest idea you've had in months
MOMZ(6:15:57 PM): Oh.

MOMZ (6:17:05 PM): I am sorry about your allergies. They should be over soon. Almost all the hard woods are out. And the pollen should be decreasing. So what are you and your friend going to do this weekend?

STRONGO (6:16:52 PM): he is here to cover a music festival for a magazine so i assume he will be spending most of his time doing that

MOMZ(6:19:11 PM): That's cool...like Woodstock. Or in my case Watkins Glen when I brought home the heroin junkie and your grandfather and he had sectioned grapefruit on the patio. Well any comments about the wedding? It was really nice!

:D

the best is when she told the junkie story at some fancy dinner party

is it weird for me to point out that either your or your mom's clock is off by more than a minute?

whoa

STRONGO (6:56:09 PM): test

Auto Response from MAURA.COM (6:57:13 PM): away, away

STRONGO (6:56:16 PM): whoa

omg i am in the monolith

srlsy tho ethan, with every successive post, just reveals himself more and more to be the white boy hiptard poser fag he is, i swear i usecd to look up to him in thbe days when he was an eminem groopie, wtf is rong with me!!

ok whatever

STRONGO (6:14:26 PM): it's not a SMART idea, no
MOMZ (6:15:40 PM): You said it was!!!!!
STRONGO (6:14:49 PM): i said it's the smartest idea you've had in months
MOMZ(6:15:57 PM): Oh.

Jess this is the best thing ever =)

this isnt really the thread for this but this is the relationship advice i just got from my brother:

i dont have any funny conversations with my mom but here's some relationship advice from my BROther:

BRO: shes crazy
BRO: thats why you dont fuck around
BRO: tell them dead up
BRO: that your using them
BRO: and that you wont wear a rubber
BRO: cause your not a fucking pussy
MAX: youre full of such wonderful advice
BRO: i want alot of illegitimate children
MAX: youre like a therapist
MAX: so level-headed
BRO: no but really
BRO: girls are crazy
BRO: ******=fucking nutes
BRO: nuts*
BRO: acutallly no, that was my fault
BRO: in retrospect
MAX: yeah dont blame your inability to be faithful on ******
BRO: no
BRO: i blame mom
MAX: ......?
BRO: i blame her for all my short commings
BRO: its cool
MAX: thats healthy
BRO: i took intro to psychology
BRO: im an expert
BRO: freud and shit
MAX: oh true
BRO: yeah
BRO: i break down your psych
BRO: while i drop lyrical bombs
BRO: i gotta go
BRO: well continue this talk later
MAX: cant wait man

and then, five minutes later:

BRO: you know who i really like
BRO: pit bull
MAX: yeah do you have el mariel
BRO: i only have M.IA.M.I
MAX: get el mariel
BRO: get
BRO: my dick

hahaha i love having brothers

From: momrza
Subject: shoes
Date: July 22, 2007 10:06:31 PM EDT
To: ther✧✧✧.rem✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

The new replacement shoes look like they'll be fine. Take them to the
fitting and see how they look. Sorry you had to go out again.

LOL, Mom

oh shit good think ilx auto obscured my email! haha.

anyway, i can not believe she just signed an email, 'LOL, Mom'

I think we have to consider there's a good chance it stands for "lots of love".

Hahah it probably does! My mom would totally do that as well and have no clue =D

My mom made a post on my LJ the other day (!!) and in part it said something like "be happy, the sheep still jump in the air".

Um. Er... ok mum.

Turns out she was talking about an episode of the Goodies. UH.

oh maybe i will ask her

now i wanna know if she meant lots of love or laughing out louds

what are your thoughs?????? its amazing how I thought there was sooo little violence in the finale even though phil got his head smashed mom

BRO: i took intro to psychology
BRO: im an expert
BRO: freud and shit
MAX: oh true
BRO: yeah
BRO: i break down your psych
BRO: while i drop lyrical bombs
BRO: i gotta go
BRO: well continue this talk later
MAX: cant wait man

Max this is cracking me the fuck up =D

Well, lucky you, probably lazed around today with an occasional run
to the bathroom

(I recently had a section of my colon removed...)

From: momrza
Subject: RE: shoes
Date: July 23, 2007 6:18:57 PM EDT
To: tza

NO How about Lots of Love!

-----Original Message-----
From: tza
Sent: Sunday, July 22, 2007 11:30 PM
To: momrza
Subject: Re: shoes

When you said LOL did you mean laughing out loud?

i forgot that lol could stand for other things.

it was better not knowing

Remember that cute little Coppertone girl
of the 50's and 60's?
http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/Coppertone_girl.jpg

Well, she's all grown up now,
and living in Sarasota, Florida.
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1836/11313738ta0.jpg

i told her to write me when she gets home from minor surgery. i guess this means she's ok.

from Jan W
to Jon W
date Nov 28, 2007 4:59 PM
subject Re: XMAS
mailed-by yahoo.com
signed-by yahoo.com

hide details 4:59 PM (24 minutes ago)


That is one weird list!

MEN ARE FROM EARTHLINK, WOMEN ARE FROM YAHOO

From: mom
Subject: FW: To my child (don't delete-its being tracked)
Date: January 13, 2008 2:58:18 PM EST
To: tza

How can you tell if this is for real?
Mom

Mom W1lli@ms to me
show details 12:33 PM (8 minutes ago)

Reply

Don't understand your message...???

me: hi mom!
Li2anne: hi pete. I just noticed an alert of your email
me: how are you?
Li2anne: i'm great. I have the day free so I'm doing exactly what i want - knit, visit with Lisa, genealogy, just ate macaroni and cheese with tomatoes.
me: what a life

Hi Victor,
just wanted to say 'hey' and hope your day is going alright.........we are doing fine........nothing exciting but a squirrel fell down our chimney a few days ago... :o ....Dad finally cornered him and ushered him out......he was covered in soot so we got our chimney cleaned ! I guess he was helping with our spring cleaning :)

well,have a good week-end,
love,mom

awwwwww!

moms away message:

Tobie is the best puppy in the universe of puppies!

ahhh vic's mom is a+

and grady's!!!!

she called with the measurements and it is TOO EFFING big for thd pink aperture... crap

"Your uncle asked me if I was sure you didn't catch whatever you have from someone else. I told him no, you haven't had sex in a long time."

O_0 at momz.

lol from dadz:


storm knocked out our internets. I want to put a sign on the front lawn that says "no internets please help!"

oh man if only he'd said 'no internets send halp!'

close enough, though ;)

FW:

This Epicurious.com recipe:
PEACH CHEESECAKE WITH GINGERSNAP CRUST
has been sent to you from Mom

Mom wants you to know: sounds good

that is really cute

I wish my "mom" sent me things like that instead of all the horrible jokes

also I am a boy

i get lots of horrible jokes and 'live life to the fullest!! you never know when you will die!' forwards, too.

From: <mom> @ gmail.com
Subject: <mom> has invited you to open a Google mail account
Date: August 14, 2008 7:59:14 PM EDT
To: MY FREAKING GMAIL ACCOUNT

a classic dadz email

Michael xxxxxxxx
to Caitlin


This is what your great grandmother looked like. I liked her, but most people did not.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3072/2772433621_15b0b4f728_o.gif

LOL!

totally didn't realize harbl was caitlin until now wtf

what? you said harbl was your "favorite new poster"!

(i mean i thought that was one of those "adam jokes")

Miss Tobie killed her first prey today!
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008 at 3:09pm

At the tender age of eight months little miss Tobie killed her first prey--a little birdie that she proudly left for me on the family room floor! I think she was pretty happy about it until I shrieked! She's the first in her litter to catch and kill anything, so that's pretty great. Except for the part where the little birdie kept twitching after I gently placed in the garden! %^(

I guess I'll have to get over this if I'm going to be a good Glen Momma!

%^( !!

mom loves that one and %^) so much

dadz has recently sent me (1) a link to stuffwhitepeople like and (2) this picture
http://xs3.xoospace.com/myspace/graphics/12843.jpg

i think in the past year he has been discovering the internet in a big way

momrza: STILL can't delete pics from this %$# phone!
tza: take one w/ digital camera?
momrza: I'll have to wait for Dad cause I don't know how to upload and send
tza: what kind of phone do you have?
momrza: verizon lg
tza: lg what?
tza: there are like 1000 lg phones
momrza: 1.3 mega pixels
tza: that is the camera type
momrza: that is all that is on the phone

momz FB status says she is "contemplating re-inventing herself."

???????

dadz has recently sent me (1) a link to stuffwhitepeople like

about a month ago i went to the movies with my parents and beforehand i went to the urban outfitters next door to look at some shoes and my dad started looking at all their books and eventually encountered the stuff white people like book. he then proceeded to show my mom and they both laughed hysterically and loudly and it embarrassed me greatly

hi love ,just been watching Lewis on camera ,a bit cranky as twas near bedtime. is that the weekend of the 6th and 7th ,that would be lovely .would be looking forward to it. I'll call later as you're busy right now.

Love Mum.

me: ok im gonna get back to work here - good luck w retirement stuff
Lizanne: thanks. Talk to you later this week LOL
me: ^^^ nice internet slang!
Lizanne: no , I mean Lots of love not laughing out loud

there's a post somewhere where someone-- maybe PP? says his mom would do that after shit like "please pray for your aunt... she has cancer... LOL!"

mom (2:36:26 PM): there is a VH1 documentary on the making of the Fleewood Mac Rumors album - really good - my favorite Mac album - did I tell you this??
omarcomin (2:38:53 PM): more than their others?
mom (2:40:04 PM): i just find rumors haunting

"Hello there,

Have you fallen off the planet. Hope all is ok. Did you have a busy weekend.

We spent it in the garden. I even enjoyed it. Planted lots of herbs. What have you two been up to? Work ok. Boring question. Hows your spunky young man. Looking after you I hope. heee heee."

Why does mum always write everything without expressive punctuation? It makes her sound like a robot :|

----- Original Message -----
Sent: Friday, September 16, 2005 1:37 PM
Subject: (no subject)

Told you I wouldn't email this address unless it was important. So was in Rebe or Toyota Jackson that did that song....was it Centipde????

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Sunday, September 18, 2005 7:38 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

ok "toyota jackson" just caused a few people in the computer lab to stare angrily at me because i am trying to contain laughter

there's a post somewhere where someone-- maybe PP? says his mom would do that after shit like "please pray for your aunt... she has cancer... LOL!"

― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, October 7, 2008 2:32 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Close family friend of sunny's.

Come have some delicious brownies son. They are so delicious. You want some of these brownies. Well you're gonna have to eat them. Eat them like they taste so good. Yeah, eat my delicious brownies. They taste delicious.

I have one last brownie. I saved it just for you. It is so delicious. I hope you enjoy eating it. Enjoy eating my delicious brownie.

yeah that's all b.s. but this thread sucks none the less unless I get talk for somebone else's mom.

stfu lorax

Hi Guys-
I know it's not really your hip or geek indie kind of music, but we went to
the first real old-fashioned rock concert I've been to in 25 years this
weekend at the Cuthbert in Youjean: Melissa Etheridge on her national tour.
I'm not really a Melissa fan, but she's Lee's heartthrob for years, so we
had close-down seats (though most people were non-stop dancing). Anyway,
her band is something else! It was quite the high-energy show, above and
beyond, especially her axeman Philip Sayce, from Toronto. I guess he's been
around a little while, since '96, but he is pretty fantastic. Amazing how
much energy 47-year-old cancer-survivor Melissa can put into this, too.

<3 axeman

"our dogs are naked"

i sent her the article about otto the octopus and she said:

Oh Otto!

"I watched 60 min. last night - 'Obama's) and I dreamed of them!!
Is that strange? I had a pile of his laundry to do! And then he
was walking around in a pink and blue sweater with a big flower
on the back! Michelle was there too. Never did that before."

New-age Dadz:
Dear Family,

This bounced, but I wanna share it with you, even a few days later.---DD

I am still emotionally labile and subject to fits of tears of joy since the election a week ago. Sleep comes with difficulty. I feel like my "inner squirrel", often frisky and energetic this time of year , has been gnawing on amphetamines. But it's truly a natural high, sort of like the second coming, sort of like VJ Day, sort of like waking from an ABu Ghraib nightmare and finding yourself pain-free with all your body parts intact.

I had no idea how depressed I was by the big public events of the last decade or so. Faith in America was deeply ingrained in me, sniffed in with the smells of desk varnish, inkwells, chalk dust, green sweeping powder, and cedar pencil shavings in my small town schoolrooms.

I've had to suppress all those memories and all that aliveness to survive in an America of stolen elections, torture, war, disinformation, rolling black-outs and theocrats subverting our institutions. Obama's election allows me to be more fully ALIVE! It has caught me by complete surprise with its intensity.

I'm trying to get in on the health reform team, or at least get my hands on a locker-room pass. Not very probable, but I have worked on it for decades and have learned a lot. My age will be against me, but Harvard helps. I'm firing off emails, memos and resumes already, and dusting off contacts with the Chicago leadership. Perhaps something will click into place. ANy connections of leads you can offer are welcome.

So many thoughts I'd like to share. Can you come to my Birthday Party here on the weekend of the 12th and 13th of December? Otherwise will you make it to the Island for one of the Holdays? Or can we rendezvous in Florida this winter during a visit to Gramma? My family is important to me, far-flung and independent as we all are.

Much love to you all. Please let me know if a trip to this part of the world is possible. If not, I'll come to you before many moons pass. Yes we can. Yes we can.
Much, much love,
Dad

dadz r funny 2 fyi

Greetings!

Dad recently found this pic of him in the depot where he worked most of his life.He was given the radio for doing some extra work.

We drew names for exchanging Xmas gifts. I picked 2 for you & me---T0m & 4my.So you can choose which one you want.

I'd like to travel from ATL to GWD early enough on the Tuesday (when I get you) so we can hit the Goodwill in Anderson.So, I'll probably arrive at your apt at ~ noon Tuesday.

Let me know whazup !

Love,
Mom

so i guess i should be gone by then, huh?

HAW

my mom on shopping for a new tv or digital converter (excerpted from a very long email with many font sizes and colors)

I feel a circuitous round of indecision biting at my toes....No, steady girl...I probably can return the 'box' if unopened...O.K. I have some calls to make....and instead of immersing my life in search of the cheapest Fabulous BOX I think I'll withdraw from educated consumer personhood & let a wonderful store geek lead me by the hand & smile...WAIT, just another minute.... Reality and the Truth of the Universe just set me Free...AHHHHH > Life is amazingly great and amazing and this Box is barely a fleck on a dust moat Oh, what a relief perspective is!! !! !!

from an email titled "What Is Skype":

I decided to do a computer clean-up, spurred on by our hard-won victory over the auto

virus 2009. I deleted superflous programs. I thought Skype cost money to use & removed it, too. Or, so I thought, until it hit me with a record-breaking boomerang return. No matter how many times I deleted, it's icon brazenly reappeared glowingly boxed on the toolbar. This annoying resistance to deletion raised a discomforting suspicion. Does skype latch on like a leech? A supreme world-wide trojan with unknown powers? It's irresistable appeal strenghens the hypothesis. Who wouldn't want software equalling the non- cyber yum factor of chocolate, pizza, and ice cream. I do,
too!

is it just me or is this strangely poetic while also seeming like it's been translated from japanese?

you should get her to post to ILX

I feel a circuitous round of indecision biting at my toes

<3

i know how she feels!

Gear,
I was listening to that mix CD you gave me. Are you gay?

love
Mom

oh man

you should get her to post to ILX

― gr8080, Thursday, January 22, 2009 3:14 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

Email from momz this morning included this spelling delight:

I have been invited by upper eschalonts of VIEW to attend an open day at the Chinese Embassy on Monday nite for their Chinese New Year . Looking forward to it.

Took me a bit to work out wtf she meant by "eschalonts".

I sawhowie mandel this am

Best regards

cross-ref with 'let's bitch about our stupid, annoying coworkers'

She also made the edict that everyone has to wear "shoes for crewz" which are these no support but nonslip shoes because all of a sudden all the CNA's are falling and breaking bones.....because they wear CROCS to work.

lol @ momrza hatin on crocs!

feel so proud

unintentional LOOOOOLLLLL

momrza: and what is a blargh

My mom accused me of always being up all night blaghing.

why do people over 50 still send email forwards with giant video files in them?

Or PowerPoint Presentations.

why do people over 50 still send email forwards with giant video files in them?

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Yeah, wtf. And this even includes ppl over 50, who I damn well know use youtube.

mother's day edition!

tza: als;djkg
momrza: djkg?
tza: oh that was just frustration as relayed by typing a bunch of random letters
momrza: ok I thought there was a term I didn't understand

i like how she DOES understand als;

the only thing i could figure out was that maybe she thought i meant, "also: djkg"

My momz asked me on the phone the other day "whats Twitter, can you explain it to me?"

OH GOD WHY ME.

She also wanted to know what the point of Facebook was. When I explained it she said "so its just a bunch of people mindlessly chattering?"

Lulz.

at least stop; don't just keep going

every time i talk to my mom she talks to me about twitter. i can't handle it anymore

Tried to call my mom last night, but her voicemail picked up since she was watching the new Star Trek movie.

via txt:

Yesterday, i was all well with the world. Today OK as well. Luv u 2.

awww, momz

momrza: everyone says I should be on facebook but I just can't quite go there.
tza: no
tza: i don't htink parents should be on facebook
momrza: Sr. Catherine is on facebook with friends her age (60)
momrza: my younger friends keep saying I should be.....they are in their 30's and 40's
momrza: I still don't think so
tza: haha
momrza: e-mail is just fine
tza: listen to your gut
momrza: I usually do
tza: that's why you're so awesome!
momrza: 99% of the time
momrza: ok got to go to sleep
tza: ok <3
momrza: <3

she's so damn cute, my mom

L1nd4 likes Click "like" if you love being a mom!

from mom just a second ago talking about xmas gifts:

does the beatles box set (or any of the individual albums) on MP3 interest you? I don't know if you ever include their music when you are spinning at clubs.

! It is very important that we hear from you about thanksgiving. Love, mom

^^ message set to highest priority; text is the subject line

my mom told me she's supposed to book flava flav soon for her food radio show because he opened that fried chicken restaurant and told me he wears a dick necklace around his neck.

i said 'uh, i think it's a clock' and she said 'oh, clock, not cock. i read that on dickipedia.com'

haha! momz :)

Can you add one?
This is fun......keep it going......and DON'T FORGET TO
INCLUDE ME WHEN YOU FORWARD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS!
How many shows can we come up with that we USED to watch
that are no longer on TV?
Add ONLY 1 and keep it going!!
This should be fun and jog our memories.
No repeats on the shows please and please only put one
answer so as to allow others to think of something.

Beth................The Virginian
Karen................Captain Kangaroo
Kim .............The Love Boat
Bob.............Lost in space..
Jodi................The Munsters
Melanie................The Magic Garden
Kelly.................Romper Room
Ingrid..................Dark Shadows
Debb...............Bewitched
Greg..................I Dream of Jeanie
Lydia ...................Petticoate Junction
Lynn B.................The Ed Sullivan Show
Nani.................The Rifleman
Judy...............Star trek
Joanie.......... Fantasy Island
Laura E. ..............Hazel
Aaron C. .............Emergency!
Ginny B. ................Rowan &Martin's Laugh-In
Frank.................Room 222
Greg B. .............Gomer Pyle USMC
Tracy ..............Wild Kingtom (Marlin Perkins)
Myrna.............My Friend Flika
Carol...............Northern Exposure
Bill M..........Everybody Loves Raymond (this is still on!)
(yeah in syndication only - no new shows)
Kim M................The Courtship of Eddie's Father
Deanna..................My Three Sons
Maryellen............Flipper
Mary................Lassie
Barbie....................National Velvet
Regina .................Dragnet
Joyce..............Gunsmoke
Ron..................Have Gun Will Travel
Georgia ................My Little Kitty
Margie................M. I.C.K.E.Y. MOUSE
Lynne...............NYPD Blue
Michele.................Name that Tune
Melanie.............M*A*S*H
Monica..............Roseanne (THANK GOD!!!)
Tammy................The Flintstone's
Ann.......... The Adams family ( they live across the street fom me...oops, did I say that)
Brent............Bonanza
Jeannie……….American Bandstand
Pat.............Adam-12
Lynn………Get Smart
Bill………. RAT PATROL
Kelly........Gentle Ben
Anita…..The Beverly Hillbilly’s
Janice…..Wagon Train
Geraline – Mighty Mouse
Annetta – Young Riders
Phyllis-Gilligans Island
Wayne - Car 54 Where Are You
Bon-Dr. Kildare
Larry-Rifleman
Gene-Brady Bunch
Sandy-- Laverne and Shirley
Sandy K ---Jackie Gleason
Vinny K……..FAMILY MATTERS
Carolyn...Walton's
diana- little house on the piarrie
Judi-Gunsmoke
Ardith - Mama's Family
Jean…….Hill Street Blues!
Fillup H........The Rebel

i mean what in the

Happy belated birthday - we were in Amsterdam and enjoyed it in your honor ;)

What time r u arriving?

Text me he your plane is delayed and he you can bring a small instrument

momz (or trainers) v. smileys and other modern stuff: 0 - 1

http://i.imgur.com/XZUrR.gif

HI Robyn, I just watched the first episode of Season 7 Dr who...so great! Darleks!
Love, Mommmxoxooxox

<3 momz <3

Hi J and J, I'm working all weekend and Monday but Tuesday early I take off for the Tn. Fitness Spa. It's 100miles into the country and they don't get phone service on cells...so if you have an emergency here are two contact numbers.. I'll take walks, canoe, swim, eat healthy and live in an A frame cabin...Off to late summer camp I go!!! Love yous, Mums

Just a command from your MOM: If you don't register to vote and get out to vote, don't come home for the Holidays. This is important. If you want to vote for Romney/Ryan, go ahead. Just don't ever come home again. We all need to negate the votes of your crazy grandparents....
Love -yer Mom.

ugh

re: 35 year anniversary (Dad gets the cuckoo clock!)

Left to right: President of the company, Dad, more people who got the cuckoo clock. :)

(photo attached)

http://vimeo.com/33969679

Sent from my NOOK

oh my god that made me so homesick

We too were a bit overwhelmed by the basement furnishings. The roof and the house color seems a little odd, but everything looks well maintained. I still wouldn't want to move back. No more south side for me.

Sent from my iPad

when my momz emails me from her computer she always signs it:

Love,

MOM

Your father this 7 am

Love. I'm

Sent from my iPhone

^^ my mom just got a smartphone

oh yeah, message also include photos of my dad with a large ice cream sundae at Denny's

my mom's first text to me was

Yes, I'm texting. Woohoo

Fwd: Daylight Saving Time Begins this Sunday
Inbox
7:30 AM (5 hours ago)

to me
Please remember!

Sent from my iPad

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