BURRITO NIGHT

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CHICKEN CHILE VERDE OR STEAK?

SPINACH TORTILLA OR WHEAT?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

MEGA SOY

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

POY BOMBEX

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

NEVER I REPEAT NEVER ORDER ONE OF THOSE "GOURMET" TORTILLAS WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

PURRITOVILLEX

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

GOURMET TORTILLAS = NOT NOISE

TORTILLA WITH HOLES IN IT = NOISE

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

NEVER I REPEAT NEVER ORDER ONE OF THOSE "GOURMET" TORTILLAS WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

CILANTRO RICE=NOISE?????

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

yo I should take BROCK to BURRITOHAMLET

― Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

CILANTRO RICE=NOISE?????

This reminds me of the WHITE RICE burrito. So wrong.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

BURRITOW BUNGALOW

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

BLACK BEANS?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

REFRIED ONLY

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

EWWWWWWWW

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Sotty, but no.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean Sorry, whatev.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

sot off softly.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

BURRITOHAMLET

sounds HORRIBLE

― brock (brock), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

TORTILLA WITH HOLES IN IT = NOISE

ONCEI HAD A QUESADILLA THAT WAS SO HOT IT MELTED HOLES INT HE STYROFOAM PLATE. THAT IS NOISE.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Thats when you gotta fold that styrofoam plate over and reinforce the quesadilla and then eat your noise styrofoam.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

STOMACH=PWNED

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

I ALMOST STOLE THE LIZARD HOLE PUNCHER FROM BURRITTOVILLE LAST NIGHT.

THEN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OUR TIME BROS.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

MY VEGGIE FROM LAST NIGHT WENT DOWN SOOPAH

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

if you stole the puncher, life would be GOOD.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

IT WAS JUST SITTING THERE, NOBODY WAS IN THE STORE AND HOMEBOY WENT IN THE BACK...IF I ORDERED TO GO, I WOULD HAVE PINCHED IT AND BOUNCED.

FUCK IM GONNA TRY AND GET IT.

THAT WOULD BE SICK.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

oh man!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:09 (twenty years ago)

we should all keep our eyes peeled for unattended burritoville punchers.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

i'm gonna make some burritos at home tonight. good stuff.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:16 (twenty years ago)

if we ever got our hands on the lizard, we'd have to rotate b-villes

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:18 (twenty years ago)

they'd just get a new hole punch. or discontinue it, like subway did.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

now ima hafta eataburrita tonite

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

i got two more punches til next FREE BURRITO

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

DUDE ON PROBATION IN DREAMING UP SCHEMES SHOCKAH

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

ROFL

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

I SMELL LIKE JAIL... AND BURRITOS

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:23 (twenty years ago)

PROBATION IS OVER!!!!!!!!

MY LIFE'S MISSION JUST BECAME GETTING THE LIZARD HOLE PUNCHER FROM BURRITOVILLE.

― THIS WILL ALL END IN ROFLS. (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

BOLOGNA AND ONION WRAP

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

ya gotta have a dream, kid.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

IT MIGHT BE A TWO MAN JOB...WHO WANTS IN?....OH AND A DRIVER...OK A 3 MAN TEAM.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

I'LL SET UP DIRVERSION BY BOGARTING "FREE" CHIPS

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

OH, THE HEIST WILL BE FOLLOWED BY SOME SKY DIVING, SOME TASTY WAVES...AND OF COURSE...MEGA SOYS!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

XPOYBOMBX

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

THE BURRITOVILLE ON 43rd HAS A "FIXIN'S BAR"

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

guac?!?

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

NAH...ONIONS AND PEPPERS AND SHIT.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:39 (twenty years ago)

I think by "driver" you mean "WHEELMAN".

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

ONE MORE YEAR ON PROBATION, THEN FREE LIKE BIRD

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

to club the counter man.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

YOU VOLUNTEERING?

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

THE WEST VILLAGE ONE DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE A PUNCH

― WTF DUDES (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

"CLEAN UP" RAG FILLED WITH DAVE'S INSANITY SAUCE

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:43 (twenty years ago)

they'd just get a new hole punch. or discontinue it, like subway did.

when someone stole barmacy's drink tickets, they voided all of them. dark days.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:46 (twenty years ago)

WE SHOULD STEAL ONE AND LIKE.... GET A DUDE TO COPY IT

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

WOT, THE BURRITO?

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

burrito copier! what a time to live!

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www3.telus.net/anapan8/picard.jpg

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

tea.
earl grey.
hot.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

west coast rap
west coast wine
west coast super pollo asado

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_burrito
http://burritoeater.com/main.php

tbqh, i am rocking tortas pretty often

― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

JUBE!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:02 (twenty years ago)

"In San Francisco, the burrito has been refined and embellished in much the same way that pizza has been refined and embellished in Chicago."

THAT'S A GOOD THING?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:07 (twenty years ago)

L.A. Tacqueria to thread, and make it a Rachel's Special.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

I RESISTED THE BURRITO

BURRITO RESISTANCE

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Ooooh I can bike there now! I gave them up because they don't deliver to me. MMmm dinner....

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

laurel, when do you wanna do bar b q fap?

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 23:28 (twenty years ago)

Dunno. Is weekend or weekday better? On Easter? Although JW won't be in town this wkend. But we could do it Pakr Spole style.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Come to think of it, let's have an Easter dinner/drinx/hang, anyone who doesn't have Sunday plans. Are things usually still open on the hol? I've been out of town most years so I don't know.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:43 (twenty years ago)

i dunno what is going down easter. i will be in town, though.

last year we had brunch at home. quiches and homefries and whatnot.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:46 (twenty years ago)

YUM QUICHE. Ian, you and I will be happy to take care of all that pesky cheese and bacon, right? And, like, ham and eggs and stuff? No need for the vegans to worry their pretty little mussy heads.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

BACON rules. so does CHEESE.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)

YES

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

gbx is like bizarro ddb.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

I know, aren't they great?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

i write in lowercase, though.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

EXACTLY.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/bizarro.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

I HATE U ALL!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

oh, i c. HE IS VEGAN!

btw: going to eat a burrito RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SUCK IT

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:19 (twenty years ago)

As long as GBX loves us, all is still in balance. (XP)

None of which answers the question "who wants to have brunch/lunch/beer on Sunday?"

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:20 (twenty years ago)

i do!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

i'm afraid i'll be hungover to the max, though. i want to DANCE on saturday night.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Hey, where are you going dancing? I'm in need of a regular 'do that is not a) lame or b) incredibly crowded.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

YES, WHERE IS THE DANCE!?!?

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

capone's. jeremy and porkchops, so it's worth putting up with the pizza aroma. everyone should come! i'm bringing tropical fruit.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Dear god. At least this time I can get there WITHOUT BEING LOST IN GREENPOINT.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

maybe i will go to capone's after work on saturday.. prob not, but maybe. i am up for beer/bbq/brunch on sunday.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Awesome, Ian.

Lauren, I'm in for Sat PM unless I'm committed to something I've completely forgotten.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

BAH, THAT PLACE...ITS HARD TO RUB UP ON BIRDS...WHEN THEY ARE SESHING ON THEIR PIZZA PIES.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

i was only at capone's once, and it was weird.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

nice, laurel. ddb, i beg you to reconsider. well, not beg... more like strongly urge.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY NO TO ~~THAT HAIRCUT~~, YOU!!!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

oh, smooth.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

yay!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:09 (twenty years ago)

roffles. maybe i'll go, for the pizza.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

it will be fun, i promise. go for the pizza, stay for the lychees.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

lychee cocktails?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

SAKETINI AND PIZZA WILL MAKE GOOD VOMIT.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Oh no, NOTHING comes back up like roasted peanuts and vodka. I mean, if we're comparing.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

WE ARE...AND JAGER + ANYTHING = THROWING UP BLACK!!!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Ew, I don't drink Jager. I'm just saying, peanuts take a LONG EFFING TIME to be broken down by stomach acids so within the next 6 hours or so they come back up as gravel.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

peanut gravel clogged nasal passages

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

i was only at capone's once, and it was weird.

ditto.

DOUBLE WEIRD.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

i threw up chartreuse bile once after a particularly memorable night.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

PIZZADISCOPONES IS GROSS STANKS OF CHEESE AND LUNKHEAD SAUSAGES. SNOT FRESH

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

truth

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

I HATE U ALL!

http://img296.imageshack.us.nyud.net:8090/img296/5086/swc111oq.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

i had no idea that you all have such sensitive nostrils.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

Laura thinks my nose is unusually sensitive because I can smell trash / dirty dishes when she can't. However, I never can smell faint weed when she can.....

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:46 (twenty years ago)

CHARTREUSE BILE NIGHT!

What time Capone's on Sat? I need to see Fassbinder's Nora Helmer first.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:48 (twenty years ago)

hey - i just got tickets for 3 times on 4/21. i need to figure out if i can make wayward cloud saturday day.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:54 (twenty years ago)

I never noticed Capone's smelling like anything in particular. However, this IS what happens when you don't allow good, clean cigarette smoke in a dive bar -- 100 years of other odors come forwar (cf O'Connor's).

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:58 (twenty years ago)

O'Connors smells great! also the smoothest, most lovingly cared for wooden bar in bk.

and a bro of mine once had sex with a girl directly on the women's room tile. clean enough to eat off of.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:04 (twenty years ago)

I haven't been in OC since a FAP last winter some time and I don't get there very often since Freddy's is a little closer and I'm fond of it. But right after the ban took effect the stench at OC was unbearable for a while.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Laurel, i will be at wayward cloud in the afternoon. the middle sec of 3 Times is awesome.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Thanks, Morb, but you meant that to LaureN. I haff never heard of wayward cloud.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:41 (twenty years ago)

yeah I'm not good with final consonants.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:57 (twenty years ago)

However, I never can smell faint weed when she can.....

This is my secret superpower.

I'll go to Capone's if lots of people are going... even though last time Laurel and I went guys were jerks to us

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Yeah but this time we'll have Jon to be a triple-fold jerk right back.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:03 (twenty years ago)

i was at o'connor's last night! i played "wichita lineman" on the jukebox.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Did you have a nice evening?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:10 (twenty years ago)

yeah. matos is staying near there now, we went for drinx.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Cool, someone mentioned he was in the area. Either/both of you want to come for Easter BBQ (or whatever) on Sun?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

i'd be very much down for that.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:16 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE TO COCKBLOCK DOUCHES

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

can we start calling O'Connor's "the O'C"?

no? ok.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

OMG I'd totally forgotten I was rude to someone else last Friday, when I was ALSO at Capone's. And after I declined to dance with him he accused me of turning him down because he was "black". (NB: I would have guessed maybe Latino if anything but I can't tell if he actually meant "black" or just "not-white".) And I got to say, no, it's because you're a total stranger and I'm just waiting for my pizza. So maybe ddb is onto something?

JB: Yes.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

THE ONLY PEOPLE I TURN DOWN AT CAPONE'S ARE PEOPLE ASKING ME FOR SMOKES

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:05 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

how many beers can I drink while eating one burrito

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 24 March 2011 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

I only have 3 beers on me tho so that may have a part to play in the outcome

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 24 March 2011 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

i say only 1 beer, otherwise you're too full from the carbonation to finish the burrito. u can always drink the other 2 after, and actually feel the effects of the alcohol instead of just having the burrito soak it all up

― jaxon, Thursday, 24 March 2011 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

thank you for your wisdom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWet49kXyE4&feature=player_embedded#at=528

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 24 March 2011 04:56 (fifteen years ago)

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