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Thanks to the lovely AdamL;0() I now have a gmail account invitation ... but what will my username be? If you have any FUNNEYETS suggestions, let me know. Also, dean is not my real name.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:11 (twenty-one years ago)

dean, you are shrouded in mystery

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I KNEW IT

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i was think "AWESOMELANDOCALRISSIAN"

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

UGH. my gmail name should be "cannotspellorthink"

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

how about "N0I5ED00D1999"

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

¢¾¢ilx_omg_wtf¼¢$@gmail.com

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

it looks like i'm blingin.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

dean.gulberry.slurpee

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

oh thats good!

more pls yes thx

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

dean (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((O

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

dinos.chapman-gulberry

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

oh i like that!

maybe it will help me in my bid to curate atp pacific.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

NARDCORE4FR

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)

deez.nuts

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

j.mask.is.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

SILVERSTRANDLOCALZONLY

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

DEANER805

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

TURK182

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

THIRSTINMORE

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

CSUCI.EQUALS.SEESUCKY

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

ha i know someone who works there and it's true!

they call it "sea sushi" though, because they are morons

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Why the regents chose to call it "Channel Islands" and neither Oxnard nor Camarillo is puzzling... I mean why not "CSUHotelCalifornia"?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hahaha!"

Channel Islands sounds nice, I guess. It makes it sound like your not in the middle of strawberry fields and track homes.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

The dudes (Tom Curren/Kelly Slater) abide.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I went to school with one of the Currens.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

GMAIL doesn't allow the usage of "!!!" in an email! WTF! HOW DO CHKC HKXKHKCHK GET THEY EMAILS?!?!

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Where the fuck is my gmail invitation?

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

GMALE@GMAIL.COM

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

totally ddb

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

teh.hamburglor@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

gmail.corn@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

whatdeanerwastalkingabout@gmail.com

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

WU.TANG.CLAM @ gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

why not your real fucking name, mystery dean?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

DILDONG

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

longduckdean@gmail.com

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

sledgehammer@gmail.com

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

OH SNAP

I wanted to go with power!!!strike, but it wasn't possible.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Real names are boring, "cutty."

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

dean quit yer yapping and send me the latest version of illustrator for MAC.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty is my real namer.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

DDB F U YR NOT THE MAN NOW DOG

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

CUTTY "SORTA"

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder if "grranimal" is taken

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

manimal

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

it's "garanimal"? WTF?

polyphonic.me @gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

my_bad@gmail.com

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i need your warez, please email them to me, kthx@gmail.com

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

moc.liamg@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

MCPEEPANTS@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i have illustrator douchebag

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

oh word, can i have it?@gmail.com

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

illustrator.douchebag@ddbandcutty.orgy

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ddbluvscutty@11211.edu

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

anti_roffle@gaymale.gov

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

f@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.vividgroup.com/pressimages/winner.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i like that.

virtual.basketball.simulator@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy a basketball than to buy a simulator and play against some computer generated racially ambiguous character?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

racially.ambiguous.character@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

if you don't use f@gmail.com, you're BANNED.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i can't. the name has to be 6+ characters. i'd have to put some sort of a qualifier in front of it.

ddb.eats.f@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

fine.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

absolute.power@gmail.com

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

yuo_r_f@gmail.com

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i still want to do "power!!!strike"

ULTIMATE SAD FACE

;_(

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

ultimatesadface@gmail.com

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dean, why don't you get a UUCP path

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A UUCP PATH IS JON I AM NOT A COMPUTER PROFESSIONAL

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

deangulberry:

i seem to remember from my editing days the exclam. was referred to as a "bang"/"shriek"/"scream" when read aloud...

:-\

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

NO MANSION, NO YACHT.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

deangulberry:

i seem to remember from my indie rock days the triple exclam. was referred to as a "chk"/"pow"/"click" when read aloud...

:-\

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

powerBANGSHRIEKSCREAMstrike@gmail.com

powerCHKCHKCHKstrike@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

breakthroughday@gmail.com

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

deangulberry:

i seem to remember from my days with the bushmen in the kalahari desert the exclam. was a clicking sound when pronounced aloud...

:-\

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

!kung

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittvax!decvax!mcvax!moskvax!kremvax!chernenko @gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

hossenfeffer.inc@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

that was how email was done back in the day ... you'd have to "route" your mail through "hops" of machines that could talk to each other via scheduled batch transfers

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY GMAIL USERNAME, COMPUTER PROFESSIONAL?!!??!!

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, wait.

computer.professional@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

commuter.professional@gmail.com

i liked: moc.liag@gmail.com

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

MY MANSION AND YACHT ARE ROUTED WIRELESSLY, I AM A COMPUTER PROFESSIONAL.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

U GOT ROUTED!

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I see where this thread is going. Have fun with your thread, Jon.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Hello people, I still don't have a gmail username!

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

AWESOMELANDOCALRISSIAN
cannotspellorthink
N0I5ED00D1999
¢¾¢ilx_omg_wtf¼¢$@gmail.com
dean.gulberry.slurpee
dean (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((O
dinos.chapman-gulberry
NARDCORE4FR
deez.nuts
j.mask.is.
SILVERSTRANDLOCALZONLY
DEANER805
TURK182
THIRSTINMORE
CSUCI.EQUALS.SEESUCKY
GMALE@GMAIL.COM
teh.hamburglor@gmail.com
gmail.corn@gmail.com
whatdeanerwastalkingabout@gmail.com
WU.TANG.CLAM @ gmail.com
DILDONG
longduckdean@gmail.com
sledgehammer@gmail.com
grranimal
manimal
polyphonic.me @gmail.com
my_bad@gmail.com
kthx@gmail.com
moc.liamg@gmail.com
MCPEEPANTS@gmail.com
it?@gmail.com
f@gmail.com
virtual.basketball.simulator@gmail.com
racially.ambiguous.character@gmail.com
ddb.eats.f@gmail.com
absolute.power@gmail.com
yuo_r_f@gmail.com
ultimatesadface@gmail.com
powerBANGSHRIEKSCREAMstrike@gmail.com
powerCHKCHKCHKstrike@gmail.com
breakthroughday@gmail.com
hossenfeffer.inc@gmail.com
computer.professional@gmail.com
commuter.professional@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

For the record, Lauren came up with the best name. She really is a treat.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

laurenisatreat@gmail.com

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/66/24/5404266/2352881463552l.jpg

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

MR.MUSIKO@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

unoriginalindiefux0r@gmail.com

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you want me to email you or something, gygax? I need more than just your email address... what do you want?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

that.white.guy.who.fetishizes.asian.culture@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

That's me, by the way. No one else does that, but me.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

my only fetishes are prosthetic limbs and eyepatches.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ps: my PANTONE-brand ~~manbag~~ bike messenger's bag was sold for nearly 2x original purchase price after 2.5 years of use!

TAKE THAT DEANGULBERRY/JONWILLIAMS!

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

aw. i liked that manbag.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry, g! I just thought it was an androgynous fashion statement. I didn't know that it was an INVESTMENT.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

aw. i liked that manbag.

i imagine so does the new owner!

Sorry, g! I just thought it was an androgynous fashion statement. I didn't know that it was an INVESTMENT.

if you haven't figured out that "fashion statements = INVESTMENT" then i really don't know what to say!

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yea, powerbook = resalevalue

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I need a new manbag

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

dude you should have told me (although mine wasn't chequered or have studs/spikes on it).

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

ART BOOKS = RESALE VALUE

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I have been searching for A YEAR and how come up manbagless. :(

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

RECORD COLLECTIONS = EBAY FOR DRUGS

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)

ART BOOKS = RESALE VALUE

dude! i was given this limited edition mark ryden book from kinda this random person as a gift. it was shrink-wrapped and #'d. i 1000% without a doubt had every intention of cracking it open and checking it out but never got around to it. a completely different person was over at my apartment the other day and she's like "woah! do you know how much that's worth?". now i feel bad, esp. because i had no idea it was such a rare book when i got it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=360&item=3740311976&rd=1

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I bought that book for $28 and resold it for $325 opened.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a Vincent Gallo book that I am debating selling when Brown Bunny comes out. I may keep it though. It has SUPERFRESH pictures of him in his BBOY outfits.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, a sealed copy of MARCEL DZAMA 'BERLIN YEARS' that should be sold, before his hype dies.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

should i sell it? :-/

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The Ryden book?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I think you should sell it. Prices haven't been gaining in the past year much. I really wouldn't be surprised if it gets a reprint. Either way, Ryden is not really that hot anymore. His one trick is pretty old at this point.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're hesitant, put it on Amazon at a really high price and see what happens. In a few months, if you've sold it, great ... if not, you can always sell it on ebay.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"anymore"... haha, he did the cover of one of my favorite records i was a youngster in college 14 years ago!

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

HRM. Let me guess. Michael Jackson?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Nah, the Bobby Brown remix record.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. I didn't even know that such a thing existed.

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200/drP000/P064/P06401FLF86.jpg

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

i have decided:

henry.winkler@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drc300/c379/c37924upe7q.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I had never seen that one. It's very "Ryden." His crack team of assistants should take note.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

bobby.browns.unibrow.circa.1985@gmail.com

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 5 August 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drf700/f701/f70167adb3s.jpg

the first of TWO bb remix records.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

the genius of ryden is his ability to traverse styles, very chameleonic.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 5 August 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

relight.myfire@gmail.com

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

gonnamakeyousweat.everybodydancenow@gmail.com

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

http://thisisart.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/clam.png

― nurse blorbius (jeff), Friday, 21 November 2008 01:30 (sixteen years ago)

deez.nuts
― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 5 August 2004 18:46 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Chekhov's Gun

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, 21 November 2008 01:40 (sixteen years ago)

virt✧✧✧.basketb✧✧✧.simula✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

― bear of the teddy (harbl), Friday, 21 November 2008 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

virt basketb simula at gm dot c

― bear of the teddy (harbl), Friday, 21 November 2008 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

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