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She asked me to go play laser tag

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 13:06 (twenty years ago)

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― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:05 (twenty years ago)

T/S: writing band names on your backpack with sharpie vs. writing band names on your backpack with white-out

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:12 (twenty years ago)

she likes the FLAMING LIPS

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:21 (twenty years ago)

ok SO NOT NOIZE

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:23 (twenty years ago)

unless she wrote their name on her powerbook w/ whiteout (NOT sharpie)

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:23 (twenty years ago)

smooch her!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:16 (twenty years ago)

we have a date sunday

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:18 (twenty years ago)

are you gonna smooch her?!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago)

c on t's!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 6 August 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago)

lauren, can i c on yr t's?!@

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 16:57 (twenty years ago)

no.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago)

well played

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago)

ZING

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:05 (twenty years ago)

OH NO

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:06 (twenty years ago)

JON CAN U C ON YR OWN TS

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago)

daerest new yorkers: set me up on blind dates with hot babes.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago)

you are on your own!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:10 (twenty years ago)

c on t required.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:10 (twenty years ago)

TS: G & Ts vs. C on Ts

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago)

G & Ts = C on Ts

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago)

if i see you drinking a g&t i will slap it out of your limp wrist

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago)

JULEPZ!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago)

and what will you do if you see me C'ing on some T's?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago)

i will take a picture with my cammeraphon

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.oberlin.edu/student/cbogen/xlimpwristx.gif

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Jon, there is a lazer tag league in Knoxville!! And you can rent the place out and BYOB

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago)

are g&t's gay? I guess they are. What about whiskey and water?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

GAY

WHISKEY NO WATER HOMIES

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago)

WHISKEY AND WHISKEY

yes dean

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago)

whiskey and whiskey! is the use of flasks gay?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago)

haha i listen to belle and sebastian, what i drink my whiskey from is the least of my gay worries i guess

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

FLASKS ARE OK BUT ONLY WHILE DRIVING

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:00 (twenty years ago)

how about while driving a bike?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago)

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago)

SWEET

you guys should be my counselors to keep me not gay

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

FLASKS ARE OK BUT ONLY WHILE DRIVING

baseball games... or this:

http://www.fakecrap.com/images/jokes/barnoculars.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago)

YOU WILL LOOK STRANGE PUTTING BINOCULARS TO YOUR MOUTH

DON'T BE A SISS BRING THE DAMN BOTTLE IN

IF THEY HAVE A PROBLEM AT THE GATE GIVE THEM A HEART PUNCH

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago)

or a DICK KICK

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:09 (twenty years ago)

AND A DICK KICK

CUTTY U MAH GIRL

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago)

I usually put a flask in my sock when I go to the movies.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago)

LETS GO TO THE MOVIES DARLIN

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

is there an admin tool to combine "I Whish She Was my Girlfriend" & "List Awesome Weapons" threads?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago)

DEAN U MY BOO 4EVA

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago)

too much whiskey = no Cing on Ts = whiskey r ghey

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago)

Ping on Ts

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago)

but surely the other side of that argument goes: if the girl has whiskey it is way more likely that you will get to c on her t's?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago)

W ON THE TS

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago)

GANGSTA STYLE

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Drinking gin is nastier than having one's Ts Ced on

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago)

T/S: CHRISTMAS TREES VS. C'ED TS

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago)

TR OTM

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

"nastier" implies Cing on T's was nasty to begin with

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

CTTY OTM

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:10 (twenty years ago)

good cleen fun!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.usu.edu/rhsa/nrhh/PastOTMWinners.gif

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago)

wait - Is gin nasty or gay? or both?

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago)

If you kids think gin is gay, I'm in luck 'cause I drink it like a fish and I'll get to C on T's wot like the juniper berry taste and y'all won't.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 6 August 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Gershwin drank gin, he was hot!

Oh, and also gay. Oops.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago)

***************UPDATE***************

SHE USED TO RUN ....

A SAILOR MERCURY (FROM SAILOR MOON!!!@!@) FANSITE

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 9 August 2004 13:45 (twenty years ago)

great thread.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 August 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago)

she looked so good last night :/

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:41 (twenty years ago)

BOYS WILL BE BOYS!

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 22:46 (twenty years ago)

dean you fuck if you turn jeremy into a jawbreaker loving wanker i will personally push you in front of a train when you are in NYC.

p.s. can't wait for you to visit, homeboy!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 13 August 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago)

HAH. Don't you weigh like 140 lbs?

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 22:53 (twenty years ago)

LESS

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago)

[censored, sorry]

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:26 (twenty years ago)

be good dean

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago)

She doesn't seem very noise, Jon, that's all.

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago)

she has all this crazy world music shit

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago)

and crappy alt country

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago)

[SSSSH]

But anyways, yeah ... WHISKEYTOWN. I would've thought that that would be an automatic no-go, from you.

― dean? (deangulberry), Monday, 16 August 2004 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Hey, my boyfriend listens to DeeLite and we've had some awesome times.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 August 2004 08:07 (twenty years ago)

I WISH SHE WAS MY GRILLFIEND.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago)

Jon's censorship is humorous.

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago)

I wish he was my girlfriend :(

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 26 August 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago)

If I was your girlfriend
Would u let me dress u
I mean, help u pick out your clothes
Before we go out
Not that you’re helpless
But sometimes, sometimes
Those are the things that bein’ in love’s about
If I was your one and only friend
Would u run 2 me if somebody hurt u
Even if that somebody was me?
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be
Please

If I was your girlfriend
If I was your girlfriend

Would u let me wash your hair
Could I make u breakfast sometime
Or then, could we just hang out, I mean
Could we go 2 a movie and cry together
Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 26 August 2004 21:35 (twenty years ago)

prince is soooooooo 3|\/|0

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 26 August 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago)

prince

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 26 August 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

(1:54:13 AM) V: also she mentioned some band called... lightning... something?
something lightning?
something about lightning
she said they were big.
apparently her sister in london has already seen them...
do you like the ruins?

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:58 (twenty years ago)

is that VALAERY?

how could VALAERYR NOT KNOW about LASERBEASTS?

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago)

brown students are the art of pretend forgetfulness!

she likes magma and ruins but NOT LIGHTNING BUTTZ

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago)

i was talking abt lightning bolt this morning and how PUNK they are.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago)

hey jon, c on her c.

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago)

Brown students are the art of pretend everything.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 00:18 (twenty years ago)

I wish she was my girlfriend:

http://www.cinderella.host.sk/images/audrey/audrey16.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 00:21 (twenty years ago)

http://akymtkjru.hp.infoseek.co.jp/syasin_Folder/jean.seberg.jpg

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago)

I HAVE TEH SAME HAIRCUT HAS SHE DOES NOW

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:14 (twenty years ago)

we're going out for sammiches + gummi worms

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago)

taking your lady to a vending machine is a nice move

― I'm serious ... Ti-i-i-i-im (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago)

slick

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

xxxxxxx: do you like the flying luttenbachers?

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

http://www.filmkultura.iif.hu:8080/2001/articles/profiles/images/fatih/juli07.jpg
branka katic is soooo dreamy.

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Friday, 21 January 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

and jon, did you say "i used to, but their more recent few records have totally sucked."?

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 21 January 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

not to mention weazie is a complete douche?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 21 January 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

see: One article in Dave Fischer's zine.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 21 January 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

i think this, from upthread, is the most real look we get at who J3ff R4m1r3z /really/ is:

YOU WILL LOOK STRANGE PUTTING BINOCULARS TO YOUR MOUTH

DON'T BE A SISS BRING THE DAMN BOTTLE IN

IF THEY HAVE A PROBLEM AT THE GATE GIVE THEM A HEART PUNCH

-- dean? (¢¾¢ilx_omg_wtf¼¢...), August 6th, 2004.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.wrestlinginformer.net/Andre_the_Giant.jpg

― joe suzuki-san (deangulberry), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm off to excelsior myself...

― joe suzuki-san (deangulberry), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

and jon, did you say "i used to, but their more recent few records have totally sucked."?

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...) (webmail), January 21st, 2005 4:54 PM. (orion) (link) (admin) (64.6.189.42)

yea pretty much! i sent her a link to De Futura since she digs Magma.

― Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Friday, 21 January 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

.... :D

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

thorJESUHOY ?

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

to correct myself upthread, my new best friend weazie really ain't so bad.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

(18:07:48) XXXXX: would you be interested in laser tag sat afternoon?

― jdubz (ex machina), Monday, 31 October 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

She got me an xmas tree.... made out of rosemary.

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Monday, 12 December 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

That's the wrong smell

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 12 December 2005 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

She is my girlfriend!

And.... she texted me

"I come from the land of bbq"

I keep on hearing that song "come from a land down under" or however it goes....

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 2 February 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

SO. CUTE.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 2 February 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

to correct myself upthread, my new best friend weazie really ain't so bad.

_
O_o

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

jw is winning at life!

― the petronas towers (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

She makes pancakes
She makes lasagna
She makes me happy!

― xngnznevqnznplbetbarnpphzhyngbe (ex machina), Thursday, 23 February 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

GEE JON WE DID NOT CATCH THAT THE FIRST EIGHT TIMES!!!!!!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 23 February 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

how do I shot pancake woman

― destroye's noobies (haitch), Thursday, 23 February 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

In the eye, son. Or the mouth.

― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 23 February 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

did you also know jon's ips at work resolve to their REAL NAMES?!?!!?

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 23 February 2006 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

yes, i read boingboing too

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 23 February 2006 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

Bunch of killjoys.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

FROM: MOM
SUBJECT: $GIRLFRIEND
That $GIRLFRIEND is incredible! I received a lovely note
from her today. She is SO thoughtful. I hope you go
out of your way to be as kind and thoughtful as she
is. What a special young woman!

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

awwww

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

YAY MOMMY APPROVAL

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

"special"

― accountsettings (account), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

your girlfriend has been thoroughly vetted by your friends and your mom. i think you should nominate her to your "executive cabinet."

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

that is the cutest

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

YR MOM IS A CAPITALIZE-FOR-EMPHASIS KINDA GAL, EH?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

10 PRINT $GIRLFRIEND
20 GOTO 10

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 4 May 2006 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

HAVE GF POST ON NB

― city of gyros (chaki), Thursday, 4 May 2006 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

LURKERS, SHOW YOURSLVEFS
Ja, ich bin eine Lurkerin, aber ich bin auch ein Subjekt gewesen!
Ich frag' dich: Wie kann ich NICHT eine Lurkerin sein?

-- I'm not not valery! (valery@lol.edu) (webmail), January 28th, 2005 4:25 PM. (notvalery) (link) (admin) (userip)

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

heute. wtf.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

OK I MEANT TO ADD THIS BUT IT DIDN'T WORK

http://www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/images/wedding_cake/bride_groom_1.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

why is David Byrne marrying Bjork?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

that's what you get out of that??

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

that was really funny

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

We're going to eat mushrooms this weekend and dance in front of her mirror

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

:D HI DERE N01ZE BORED
(did I spell it right?)

it was suggested to me by $BOYFRIEND to start posting on/reading ilx (as well as by others too, I see now...), so here I am.

wow there are a lot of cum jokes on here.

― $GIRLFRIEND (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

hi valery.

we love semen.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (ian) (orion), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW. trust me I know.

― I'm not not valery! (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:17 (nineteen years ago)

Hello!

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

$GIRLFRIEND has a boyfriend

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 11 May 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

hey val!

― sleep (vic) (sleep), Thursday, 11 May 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Hello, Val! How are the bugs?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 11 May 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

hi valery! come visit new york sometime.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 May 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

hello vic. hello laurel. hello boyfriend.

the bugs are good. right now we're in the fly section of the collection, which was kinda gross for a while cause it was mainly mosquitos. but now we've moved into giant horseflies (still a little gross, but at least visually interesting) and and bees, which are kinda cute from afar.

speaking of visits, I have an interview on monday (in NYC), so if anyone wants to eat lunch/hang out, let me know.

who is hstencil?

― val (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I was reading a book about mosquitos and malaria a while ago, and I'm not usually that squeamish but the pictures and descriptions got to me a surprising amount. There's something REALLY ICK about mosquitos and their rates of contagion.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 11 May 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

VALERY HEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

who is hstencil?

GOOD THING U R "OFF THE MARKET"

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

EAT IT, JON

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

skeeters are vile little beasties

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kennhoekstra.com/images/news/mansquito.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

really, who is hstencil? also, elmo? is that andrew? oh the NB is so confusing.

― val (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha mansquito.

― val (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

PORNASAUROUS PLZ

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

ps have you seen: http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-carnosaur-j.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

of course!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

how long before this thread has a "funny" title?

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

carnosaur is based on a novel!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

PS, I was talking to my girlfriend

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

i am just a dude who knows your dude, valery. he talks about you all the time (in the best way). i was just trying to be friendly.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

oh i know! i just had to mention. i'm a pez dispenser for useless factoids.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

you should have a 'Carnosaur' night with gf

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

so, yeah, this is really bizarre dino porn that I acquired last year. this funniest thing to me though, is the half second clip at the end where you see the guy getting into the dino suit.

― val (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

HMMMMM. ok, go here:

http://gokimonogo.com/pornosaurus1.mov
http://gokimonogo.com/pornosaurus2.mov

also, when I said "this" I meant "the".

― val (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 15 May 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/6140_pompeo_ellen_09.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://gifdepot.com/GIFs/Hotlinking.png

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

ugh :(

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

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