A BRITISHES GIRL LIKES ME!!!

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yay!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

noize dudez are loved all over teh world1!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha, good LUCK

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

she lives in AMERICA.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:28 (twenty-one years ago)

are you sure it's not just a speech impediment?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

positive! she has a work visa!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

she pronounces ALUMINUM all funny like!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Al-yoo-mini-yum.

The only way to pronounce it.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

she lives in AMERICA

This wasn't why I was wishing you good luck!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe i can move to LONDONINIUM with her! that's thinking too far ahead tho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's all move to LONDINIUM!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

So she's a Londoner, then? If so, I guess I approve.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

yes she is "posh" as you people say!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The British side of my family descends from a Roman centurian in LONDINIUM named CARRUS.

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

she has HIPPIE COUSINS who live in UTAH who are NOT MORMONS BUT HIPPIES.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

How "posh"? Quantify it.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon, that would make you more British than me. The "British part of my family" only goes back about 70 years!

Bwahahahaha!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, the "British" part of my family came here on a fucking boat called the Mayflower, so I don't know if that logic holds. (Are you a Hebrew? From where?)

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

you guys are all wondering if she's really british, i'm here wondering if she really likes joel!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

A Hebrew!

Poland, Ukraine, Lithuania.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

eat me, cutty.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i liked her stence! she seemed nice.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

HUGGLEZ CUTTYBRO.

yeah she's sweete. i am impressed.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 July 2005 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

sweet!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

BRITISH GIRLS LIKE IT WHEN YOU...

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

have straight teeth?

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

my teeth are probably more fucked up than hers!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

kentucky teeth vs. england teeth

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

my poor teeth = irish heritage

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm half irish and i have nice teeth

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 12:54 (twenty-one years ago)

YOUR OTHER HALF

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm british

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

do you like hstencil?

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i am 1/2 british and have fantastic teeth

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure we could come to some sort of an arrangement

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I am all "British" and my teeth are fine.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

my teeth are okay

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG, can I sculpt you out of ice, some day in the immediate future?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

i thot RJG was scottish!!!!!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

nope, that's adam

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

it's all so confusing!!!! they all look alike!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought RJG was an irishman

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

hes glaswegian or something.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i think he's funny

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i am in moderate lust with a britishes girl who lives in londonium.

i am also moving to londonium in the new year, but not because of her.

good luck, hstencil.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

please understand i meant 'londinium', both times.

adam i will email you soon.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

There are almost too many reasons to move to Londinium.

xp-thanks, but like I said, no rush!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

please stop pressuring me.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

stence, you need to go for that! london accents on chicks are hottt.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.noiseup.com/issue3/mia/images/mia.jpg

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Me mum's of the Scotland blood! She likes me!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i already went, sugarpants

gygax!, we all know how mothers love their sons in ~~mississippi~~scotland.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

have you ever been to uxbridge?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:37 (twenty-one years ago)

are those David Lee Roth's spandex pants???

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't be bitchy cos she's so fashion

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to see you rock that look.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd really, REALLY like to see that.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

DLR + Golden Girls = M.I.A.?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

anyway remember everybody: MIA's NOT BRITISH. SHE IS FOREIGN AND EXOTIC OTHER.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

She's up for a Mercury prize, you can't get more British than that.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

or gayer.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I am scottish, too, but not gay

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like to be sculpted, a little

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

great!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Hstencil, don't forget to tell the Britishes girl what you think is "gay" and what you think is "awesome". They really miss out on that kind of precise delineation in their own country.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 01:59 (twenty-one years ago)

she lives in AMERICA. she is learning!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Learning to be awesome, I hope.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

don't call her dudebro

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm definitely not teaching her to be gay!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, never teach anyone to be gay

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

only gay people can teach other people to be gay, i think. they have some sort of "agenda," i hear.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Caitlin, did I teach you to be gay?

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, i learned from the master

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

yay i go to work in an hour!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I want you to find out exactly where she is from, what street if possible, then post it here for my edification.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i know it's somewhere near kensington.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Just processing that...

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

to put in the ANGLO-FILES?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

yes

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

awesome.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

MARGARITAs

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

wait so she's actually spanish?!?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

JOEL, I WONDER HOW MUCH MORE YOU HAVE TO POST TO JINX THIS

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

MUCH MORE, APPRENTLY!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

OH SNAP

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

@D@M i THINK she is from someplace called SW!S5 C0TT@G3 or something.

she told me today "i feel lucky to have met you"!!!!!!!!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 August 2005 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"i have a shoulder to cry on when i have boy trouble"

― latebloomer: i hate myself and want to fly (latebloomer), Friday, 5 August 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

TITS.JPG, PLZ.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Friday, 5 August 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

NO JPEGS NECESSARY: NOT MILLIONS OF MILES AWAY.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 August 2005 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

sw!ss c0tt@ge is a neighborhood in london.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Saturday, 6 August 2005 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

right.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 6 August 2005 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i saw the film the dreamlife of angels at the swiss cottage abc cinema.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 6 August 2005 06:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://photos22.flickr.com/31655182_ca0a72e95c.jpg

― the goulash archipelago (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 6 August 2005 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm from swiss cottage! Maybe we are RELATED!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Monday, 8 August 2005 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

you all look alike.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 August 2005 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

hot accent?

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone thinks her accent sounds more new zealandish! it's weird.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i dated a new zealandish once. i used to trick her into saying "car park" and "noodle bar" all the time.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

every once in a while she sounds sort of irish to me, but since she's half-irish i guess that makes sense.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you sure she's not Canadian?

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i've seen her passport.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 August 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

icksnay on the anadiancay irlfriendgay alktay, nick. that got me annedbay from the oisenay oardbay once. by gygax.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Banned from the noise board? HEAVENS! ;)

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 8 August 2005 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil, she was sooo cutes! Her shoes ruled! Sweetie pie. Nice to hang out on the blanket with you guys. I became a woorthless drunk after you took off.

― RSG (crablangoon), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

what does "hanging out on the blanket" mean?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

it means 'fucking,' slocki.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(Psst, Ian

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i was wondering which came first there

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i wouldn't have explained it except ian gave me a yellow card!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

no, we were just hanging out on the blanket - rsg, britishes girl, m0lly of 0uthud teh worstest band ever and me.

rsg, i went to academy yesterday afternoon to sell lps and m@rty said he was still hungover!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

stence, did you have a schnick shnack?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't even know what that is.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

stencil's talking baby talk.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i am???

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

no one understood either of my oblique and unfunny jokes on this thread. :(

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

oblique and unfunny

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

also, stencil is in WUB.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

soon he will be saying things like "rub" and "bollocks" and listening to desiree and the lighthouse family.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

and eating at 'marks and sparks'.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

and 'rating' 'grime'.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

that last one was funny.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

it took me a while to figure out "rate" when i heard britishes use it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

talkin' funny talk

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

it's fun to talk funny talk

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ok jess

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i have two sweaters from marks and spencer, i bought them in spain in 2001.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i have gay crookedish irish teeth and like hstencil (but not in a motherly or gayish way)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i like hstencil in the gayest of ways

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, not into pegging.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

: (

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 21:14 (twenty-one years ago)

not even into pegging you, rjg.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 August 2005 06:45 (twenty-one years ago)

: o

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 August 2005 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

MOM LIKES BRITISHES GIRL WHO LIKES ME! YAY! FAMILY APPROVAL GRANTED!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

now you guys can ditch the burlap sack with the hole in it

― The Ghost of Dean Gulberry (dr g), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i have no idea what that means. but keep trying, dean; maybe someday you'll be funny.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

She is pretty amazing dude. :D

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry jorel! perhaps i will be funny when you are less sensitive, you sexy loverman!

― The Ghost of Dean Gulberry (dr g), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

jon williams approval granted!

xpost- dean, i think it's your attitude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

:...o

― The Ghost of Dean Gulberry (dr g), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

subwayne, eat fresh

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

mr. stats wife?

― The Ghost of Dean Gulberry (dr g), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

d;rugs

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

h'ugs

― The Ghost of Dean Gulberry (dr g), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 05:23 (twenty-one years ago)

he, he

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

i know what the burlap sack with the hole in it means. :(

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

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