Controversy Sells: ENEMY LIST part two!

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― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

enemy no.1: Breezy

Breezy, you are dumb.

thanks.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

i dont know if i should be allowed to add to this

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

breezy seconded.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

who is breezy?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

an "asshole".

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

please say today's pitchfork review of gang gang dance is a joke.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

ariel pink is to: rotten sloppy joes AS excepter is to: overpriced rancid foie gras

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

why does everyone hate on Chloe Sevningy?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

Not everyone - Dean Gulberry wants to woo her.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

so clever cutty! so clever! any excuses for the ridiculous stage presence as well? or were you into that pretention too? ultimately it's run of the mill noise. don't worry cutty, even you will forget about it one day too.

-- breezy (breezypoint7...), April 16th, 2005 12:25 PM.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

boycott that union pool bar

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

i saw maggie gyllenhaal riding a fixed gear in williamsburg!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

gear was in Brooklyn?

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.polyphoto.com/pictures/tigerman.jpg

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

"your board blows!"

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

Dan Perry
Nicole Kessler
Nick n/a
late 20/early 30 y/o's going fixed gear in September 2005

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

late 20/early 30 y/o's going "noise" in 2005.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

"do" not "woo"

― Magin 'Pedro' Johnson's magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

late 30 y/o's in 2005

― Magin 'Pedro' Johnson's magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

"noise"

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

i have to admit fixed gear is a really attractive option. i mean why wouldn't you want a bike that only has one gear and doesn't coast watch me "track stand" ooh

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

also where has ian r-m been lately

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

My bike has gears but I never shift. Is this acceptable?

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

yes. also i'd like to admit that i almost bought a fixed gear the other day because it was 10 minutes away and my size and i kind of wanted to be able to ride backwards, but then i didn't. it would have been wrong.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

SUPPORT YOUR ANSWERS GYGAX

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

thanks amon

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

much better, no?

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

roffel

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

also where has ian r-m been lately

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005 12:24 AM. (caitxa1) (later) (link) (admin) (userip

TIME TO REGISTER EASTERN MANTRA 2

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like all this talk of a "fixed gear"

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

i have yet to spwn, ffs

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

SPWN3D

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

Am I a noise enemy or a baseball enemy?

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

Gygax
Other people who think that internet baseball discussions are "important"

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

"HOW DARE YOU SULLY OUR STATISTICS WITH WORDS!"

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

baseball is for faggots.
real men watch football.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

I agree!

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

FOOTBALL

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

(see what I did there?)

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

I watch baseball and football.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

real men watch football.

That's 'cause 'real men' like to watch men in tight pants slap each others' asses and roll around together.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

all sports have that

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

except women's volleyball

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

I do like that baseball fans carry all those props, not that you don't get that at (European) football games but the alternatives like rubber chicken and broomstick were very refreshing. The food is definitely better at SBC Park than it is/was at Wembley or Old Trafford or Teh Nou Camp or Carrow Road.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/190000/images/_192971_eric_cantona_kung_fu_kick300.jpg

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

that's just cuz british food sucks, adam.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nufc.com/images/pork-pie.gif

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

i have to admit fixed gear is a really attractive option. i mean why wouldn't you want a bike that only has one gear and doesn't coast watch me "track stand" ooh
-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), October 10th, 2005 9:22 PM. (caitxa1)

but you can trackstand on any bike!

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

i don't own a bike.
does that make me a noize enemy?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

I hate bikes.
I drive cars.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

East Coast fuck you

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Adam do you have a driver's license yet?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I've had it for about six months now. I love it!

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'm finally insured and everything.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is that background picture?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

"Enemy List"

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

Where's Nixon?

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

It's entitled "Your Board Blows."

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

Accuracy:
BBT: STL 3 games = 10 points
MIR: STL in 3 = 10 points
gygax!: STL 4 games = 6 points
Rock Hardy: STL 4 games = 6 points
Alex in SF: STL in 4 = 6 points
boldbury: STL in 4 = 6 points
Thermo Thinwall: STL in 1 = 3 points
Earl Nash: STL = 3 points
gear: SD in 3 = 0 points
maura: SD in 5 = 0 points
polyphonic: SD in 5 = 0 points
Tracer Hand: SD = 0 points
Dr Morbius: SD in 5 = 0 points

-- gygax! (gygax0...), October 11th, 2005 1:12 PM. (gygax!) (later)

SCINTILLATING!

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

gygax, please don't let Alex win. He's SO annoying when he's right about something!

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Adam,
boldbury is very close behind and has the advantage of having a darkhorse as his favorite team.

nick, you could have played too! but i agree, not nearly as scintillating as TTWIS/Chicago MCVIVX/Friday Flirting Thread/Dick Joke/Excelsior Circle Jerking/Bad Local Indie Band or whatever else you post to.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

come on guys, just a bit of fun, let's be cool.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

whatever happened to those TITTWIS threads

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

9/11

― I was CRYING when Magin Johnson did donuts in a magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

9/11/05 i mean

― I was CRYING when Magin Johnson did donuts in a magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

a black day

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

well, a little off-white, maybe

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

Luna stopped caring.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

One of them is a man, I'm told.

― I was CRYING when Magin Johnson did donuts in a magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

dish

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

is that kingfish in the background? did someone really photoshop kingfish onto a tiger? just say yes.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

ronan "i don't know much but i know what i like so please don't suggest that i broaden my listening horizons" fitzgerald (and many other people on that damn thread, too)

― vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

I like Ronan but that thread did also make me curious about your "caveman house".

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

The fact that there's a techno thread on ILM with 400 new answers on it just boggles the mind.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

it's not me. the hair color's off and i never take off my glasses.

thanks for the suggestion, tho.

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

its not a techno thread

― terry lennox. (gareth), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

though, really, a mills type thread with that many answers would be great

― terry lennox. (gareth), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

How do you wash your face, k-fish?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

garden hose

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't heard it called that before.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

i have. it was about 18 months ago, i forget where

― terry lennox. (gareth), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

its not a techno thread

otm. not even sure it's a music thread

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I didn't really like it that much. It was just way too precious in a way that I found very icky and uncomfortable. It's totally tweemo. I can understand why someone would really like it, especially if it caught them on just the right day, but I mostly just thought it was so-so indie fluff. There were some moments throughout that were interesting/funny, but the film would generally be way better without its leads. I'm going to be doing a full review of it soon, but a lot of my feelings are echoed by this review on the Face Knife.
-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), June 24th, 2005 12:25 PM. (inca)

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

The only time I've ever gotten an actual cease and desist was for Death Cab For Cutie, by the way. Atlantic was pretty hardcore about it. I met Ben Gibbard recently and mentioned it to him, and he was really embarassed about it, he had no idea. He's a very big fan of mp3 blogs, so it certainly not a decision he would have made.

xpost - Do you think that it applies to you, Sean?

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...) (webmail), October 27th, 2005 9:50 AM. (inca) (later) (link)

The Gibbard thing was sort of random, I was introduced to him when I was at the Subpop showcase at CMJ. He's a really nice guy, very friendly.

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...) (webmail), October 27th, 2005 11:28 AM. (inca) (later) (link)

― jdubz (ex machina), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

DEATH CAB FOR ORANGE COUNTY

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

Greatest 3-record run by decade...

What the fuck.

What a way to suck all of the joy out of listening to music.

When did ILM turn into the Q/Mojo music discussion list anyway?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Approximately June 2002, I think.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 27 October 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

DELETE ILM

― jdubz (ex machina), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Q/mojo vs. SPIN/the wire

ho hum

can we talk about what a doosh p00rtheater is? i am amazed that he has a girlfriend.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

maybe he just says that.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

WHO DELETED MY GAY AREA THREAD

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

the rock runs threads are excruciating.

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

i saw the "best four album run" hip hop version and immediately thought "the only person who comes close is ghostface." hip hop is all about releasing STINKY ALBUMS, isn't it?

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 27 October 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Am I a noise enemy or a baseball enemy?

That's what I want to know. I do like the Tigers though, except for the scary Kingfish tiger on this thread.

― So so Krispie (Ex Leon), Thursday, 27 October 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Dr Morbius

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

a nairn

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

I would have banned A Nairn from ILE months ago.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

quoting the heritage foundation!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

omg -- "Thanksgiving: The free-market history."

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

what did morbius do to make this list? : o

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

jon made fun of him for that bright eyes at the loewsjersey thread, and thus it began.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

sand accumulates in jon's vagina every now and again

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

BRIGHT EYES

people....

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Anthony Easton to the left of me,
Nairn to the right --

STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH NOIZE

― elmo (allocryptic), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

apparently morbs wasn't aware jon is connected to the noize board. yuppies are smart.

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

actually blount

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

blount, actually

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

morbius is a dickmouth

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

That'd be convenient.

Having enemies = diaperish

― Robert Paulson (CopyKid), Thursday, 1 December 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOMAN THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MUSIC DISCUSSION BOARD NOT YOUR PERSONAL BLOG FOR FUCK'S FUCKING SAKE.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

(repeatedly bangs head against table)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

Should we request an IP ban?

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

WTF is the point, it never works does it? There's worse on ilm, anyway.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'ma just keep deleting them whenever i see them, fyi

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I noticed. I'm kind of going on the assumption that one at a time is OK. Someone should point her at myspace or livejournal or suchlike.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

the bitch-ass main mods can get on me for it if they want, but i'd like to see the justifcation for keeping them

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

I'm kind of going on the assumption that one at a time is OK

NO.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

he joke for me is that this guy who posts on a mail list I'm on actually knows her irl, and he's even more deranged and verbose than she is.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

but otherwise, his manner is not unlike hers.

(x-p0st) she isn't as bad as "esteban", prime candidate for ip ban IF IT WOULD ACTUALLY WORK.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

I like Esteban!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

He's a pain. He has actually derailed a couple of threads on ILM, which is fucking out of order.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

More like par for the course!

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, but most thread "mutations" don't consist of some retard repeatedly posting 1,000,000 variations on "lol @ fags".

He didn't last long here, did he?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

i only delete the marissa threads because they bug me for some reason

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, it just occured to me that if mariesa were to record a sensitive, acoustic piano-accompanied version of "my humps", that would fucking rock. Well, maybe.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

SAVE THIS THREAD FORVER!!

i AM STILL REQUESTING THAT THEY DELETE THIS ONE...I DON'T ANYTHING UNDER MY NAME HERE...IF I DON'T WANT THIS TO SHOW UP UNDER GOOGLE SEARCH WHY CAN'T THEY BE NICE ENOUGH TO DELETE THIS ONE? BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY MEAN PEOPLE...
AND IT HURTS ME TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE DO THINGS ON PURPOSE TO HURT PEOPLE....
IF I WRITE SOMEONE A LETTER AND REQUEST A DELETION THEY SHOULD BE RESPECTFUL OF ARTISTS WISHES...
OR PEOPEL IN GENERAL. WHY DO THEY HAVE MODERATION REQUESTS IF THEY IGNORE MY REQUESTS???

IT IS SAD THAT i AM TREATED SO POORLY MY OTHER MUSICIANS AND PEOPLE ON THE NET..IGNORING ME...LIKE i AM A PIECE OF CRAP....
i AM BEING TREATED LIKE CRAP./...

-- Mariesa (...) (webmail), December 1st, 2005 12:47 PM. (later) (link)

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

What annoyed mne about them before was this distinct air of people deriving their amusement from prodding the mentally ill. But, WTF, you know. She doesn't bother me much, apart from the using ilm as her blog thing. Oh yeah, half the time, I'm sure it's people spoofing her as well.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

kind of pathetic, really. she needs a hug.

ps. what does her music sound like?

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

haha which thread is that?

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

The locked Marissa thread on ILM near the top!

"i WILL CHANGE MY STAGE NAME AGAIN..AND YOU WON'T GET THE NEW ONE..THIS TIME..."

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

(x-post) Kind of Tori Amos-ish IIRC. But better (or not as bad, perhaps) I did have a couple of her mp3s on the computer, before she became such a nuisance. I thought they were OK, apart from this one where she sang 1/2 step flat for the whole song for some reason. That one was excruciating.

Good old Google, eh. Good old Google. Look what it brings us.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

She genuinely appears not to have noticed that her caps lock is on!

"shut up cunt" haha wtf jess.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

haha sorry

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

it really bugs me!

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 December 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

dabney coleman's dead?

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

the drexler's class/herman's head axis caused a lot of casualties.

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Friday, 2 December 2005 08:32 (nineteen years ago)

yes.

http://www.themoviegeek.com/cast_graphics/DabneyColeman.jpg

or perhaps no.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 3 December 2005 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

He's a pain. He has actually derailed a couple of threads on ILM, which is fucking out of order.

I'm only giving what the public wants. And that doesn't excuse you from being a dumb delete-happy cunt.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 26 December 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

piss off back to aja/dante, retard

lol cutty has made it off my enemies list and straight onto my friends list ^__^

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 27 December 2005 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

if tuomas or geir can prove they've ever met one black person (between the two of 'em), i'll eat my shoe.

― danielle the animal steel (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 19 January 2006 06:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/santahamina3.jpg

(I feel stupid posting this, but here we go. I've had black friends since I was a teen. A lot of my neighbors are black, so I meet black persons every day. I have no idea why this is something that needs to be proven though.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 January 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

ive never met any black people!!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Thursday, 19 January 2006 09:16 (nineteen years ago)

no wait, my aunt is black. i have met 1 (one) black person!!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Thursday, 19 January 2006 09:18 (nineteen years ago)

The black population in here (and in Norway, I think) is much smaller than in the US, and it's mostly in the big cities. If I lived in a smaller town, it's quite possible I'd never have known someone black. Would that make me a bad person?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 January 2006 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

it seems like it

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 19 January 2006 10:16 (nineteen years ago)

Tuomas, you know you're supposed to call "black people" African American ,right?

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Thursday, 19 January 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

In Finland?

(At the moment the politically correct term in Finnish is "immigrants", since over 90% of people of African descent have come here as refugees or immigrants during the last 15+ years. The term "Afro-Finnish" has been introduced lately, and that might gain popularity in the future, since there already is a second generation of teens who've lived all of their lives here, and shouldn't probably be called "immigrants".)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

Of course there are those who say all people with Finnish citizenship should be called merely Finns, but I think that could blur the fact that people of African descent are still being treated inequally due to their perceived "non-Finnishness". I think "black" and "white" are still useful terms when talking about discrimination and inequality, see for example how British people of Asian Descent have adopted the black identity.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:19 (nineteen years ago)

see for example how British people of Asian Descent have adopted the black identity.

all my ugandan asian friends do this.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 19 January 2006 11:24 (nineteen years ago)

so not many african-americans live in finland then

― gear (gear), Thursday, 19 January 2006 12:01 (nineteen years ago)

who would have thought?

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 19 January 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

My dad's best friend used to use afro-finish on his hair in 1972.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

I've been to Helsinki and I saw people of many races there. They all seemed very happy.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 19 January 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

pdf
hurting, for not liking the cover of "big pink"

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 19 January 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

hstencil OTM

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 19 January 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

george

― gear (gear), Friday, 20 January 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

i don't see any black people in that picture tuomas posted

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 20 January 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

He's getting kicked to death by the woman in the purple scarf.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 20 January 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

who is george, gear?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

the animal steele

― gear (gear), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, this guy:

http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0413/smith.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

dude, george the animal steele is awesome and if you don't like him, you must be elizabeth.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 20 January 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

who is elizabeth??

― gear (gear), Friday, 20 January 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

i don't see any black people in that picture tuomas posted

but do you see Philip Seymour Hoffman?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 20 January 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

wtf get one 80s wrasslin' clue, gear.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 20 January 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

i get it now : D

― gear (gear), Friday, 20 January 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

i like george d'animal steele, he's part of that old farts club with xhuxkxx, kogan, don, edd hurt maybe, kinda the floyd's barbershop of ilm (seward's their opie maybe).

― j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 21 January 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

but you like everybody!

― gear (gear), Saturday, 21 January 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

george seems cool. he likes old scorpions.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 21 January 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

wasnt he a school teacher/ wrassler?

― howell huser (chaki), Saturday, 21 January 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

scroll down for the 1987 line-up of george's band. such a cool shot:

http://www.geocities.com/dickdestiny2000/hist.htm

― opietaylorlookingmotherfucker (scott seward), Saturday, 21 January 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

George is definitely cool. the guy is fucking DICK DESTINY for crying out loud! jaymc's listened to like 2 rock or metal records in his entire life so of course he wouldn't like him. I still need to send George that copy of the Rough Diamond lp that I bought to give to him! THIS WEEKEND I get caught up on ALL OUTSTANDING TRADES.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 21 January 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

George roX0rZ. In Trance begins with almost the exact same feedback that opens Sonic Youth's Dirty and the "Dark Lady" solo is like pure n01Zé. The next couple tracks aren't nearly as crazy but still seem like pretty good choonz. I need to listen to the whole thing. (Huh, nice tone on the solo in "Like a River".)

― Sundar (sundar), Saturday, 21 January 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

i am not sure if you are really scared of anthony but i am really scared of dom passantino.
-- vahid (vfoz...), June 12th, 2005 10:47 PM. (vahid)

Dom's got the rage, yo
-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (speed.to.roam@gmail.com), June 12th, 2005 10:51 PM. (Gear!)

hey gear

AMIRITE

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

"It was Saturday night, we had just had sex," recalls Caitlin, a 22-year-old private tutor living on the Upper West Side.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 March 2006 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 2 March 2006 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

It's a teaser for a print-only exclusive in this week's VV.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 March 2006 07:39 (nineteen years ago)

urite

― gear (gear), Thursday, 2 March 2006 07:52 (nineteen years ago)

that tori amos review on stylus dp wrote was the first warning sign

― gear (gear), Thursday, 2 March 2006 08:00 (nineteen years ago)

lol at "print-only exclusive".. now I have to pick one up again to read the rest of it..

― midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 March 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

hey mate you know jack shit about the sony. i work in the sony and qest what sony has out done x boxlive because sony has keep it quite.
and you what you stop fucking yourseft you are the biggest fuckhead i kown.
-- hahhahaha (ajyh...) (webmail), March 1st, 2006 11:55 PM. (later) (link)

Dude, I am semi-professional wakeboarder Steve Shasta... I will do a butterslide on your ass if you keep this act up.
-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...) (webmail), March 2nd, 2006 2:41 AM. (Steve Shasta) (later) (link)

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Thursday, 2 March 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Henry Herbert Goddard (1866 ? 1957) ... is quoted as stating that "democracy means that the people rule by selecting the wisest, most intelligent and most human to tell them what to do to be happy." At the 18 May 1910 annual meeting of the American Association for the Study of the Feeble-Minded, Goddard proposed definitions for a system for classifying individuals with mental retardation based on intelligence quotient (IQ). Goddard used the terms "moron" for those with an IQ of 51-70, "imbecile" for those with an IQ of 26-50, and "idiot" for those with an IQ of 0-25 for categories of increasing impairment. This nomenclature was the standard of the field for decades.

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 9 April 2006 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i hate atheism threads too

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 April 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

gah 30% of ilx turns into nairn on those things

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 9 April 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

still can't identify with jazz douchebag st. dan lovers.
-- Susan Douglas

― david palmer (lovebug starski), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

i can't stand her

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, she's terrible.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

really? i think she's okay. i just don't really "get" her. she reminds me of anthony easton sometimes.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

you wanna get banned again?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

i traded her some burrito coupons for that alan braxe comp last year

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

KUDOS to vahid for his awesome demolition job on crepey strutego on that blade runner thread!

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Monday, 17 April 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha yeah seconded

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

KUDOS INDEED

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.calvin-und-hobbes.com/assets/images/chemsv.gif

medals all around

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

mmm!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

Christopher Costello.

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

Buy some Oneida records.
they are the american version of Boredoms.

-- elvis cos te llo (...) (webmail), April 19th, 2006 5:55 PM. (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

haha i was wondering when you would pipe in on that thread

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

What thread is that on? Pls tell me so I can go find his mother and rape her as his punishment.

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

I have a $50 gift card at borders, which i can also use on amazon. what should i buy?

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

re: the boredoms

i say go! (though i have not seen them live)
they are really great, esp if you like kroutrock. they sound like a japanese version of stereolab.
-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), May 19th, 2006 10:19 AM. (Wrinklepaws)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 19 May 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

that has to be a joke, right?

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Friday, 19 May 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

item: derek borchardt sentenced to six months of house arrest

― gear (gear), Friday, 19 May 2006 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

if he leaves the confines of his yard, an electric shock is delivered to his belly button

― guess papers (eman), Friday, 19 May 2006 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

Does anyone live near him?

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

"please be respectful"

― gear (gear), Friday, 19 May 2006 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

i am sort of near... but not exactly close. probably closer than any other noiser (w/ the exception of latebloomer), though.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 19 May 2006 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

im not a noise chick really, but there is an expat ILXOR who really bugs me

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Saturday, 20 May 2006 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

there are a lot of ILXORs who really bug me :( most of them are probably listed on this or the other thread.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Saturday, 20 May 2006 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

"wrinklepaws" has got to be some old regular's "comic" creation.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 20 May 2006 09:52 (eighteen years ago)

No, I think it came from some ilm thread.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Saturday, 20 May 2006 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

MANDEE, AARON IS POSTING AGAIN

― JW (ex machina), Sunday, 21 May 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

shakey mo collier

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

Hopper is dumber than a bag of hammers

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 10th, 2006.

I watched the MTV interview and couldn't escape the conclusion that 50 Cent is dumber than a bag of hammers. Aren't his 15 minutes up by now? Next please.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), March 7th, 2005.

yeah, the DVDs incredible. I'm also especially fond of that early r'n'r medley at the end of the show on disc 1 - Bonzo fuckin hammers "C'Mon Everybdoy", they look like they're having so much fun letting loose.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), December 2nd, 2004.

Yeah, if I wanted to waste my time arguing with people who are clearly dumber than a bag of hammers.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), April 22th, 2005.

I've witnessed/been subjected to such incidents on MUNI over the years, but rarely does it really get to me. Mostly cuz I keep in mind that such teenagers are a) dumber than a bag of hammers and b) physically weaker than me. The most relevant incident I can think of was when some guys were shooting spitwads at the passengers in front of them. One hit me in the head, I ignored it, another hit me, I turned and nonchalantly threw it back. Teenagers got all huffy yellin "oooh!" and one of 'em tried to (I guess) bumrush me - ran up to me real fast, chest puffed out, giving me his mad dog stare. I stayed where I was, looked him in the eye and said "what are you, 15? Sit down and shut the fuck up." He kinda stood there fuming for a second and then flounced back to his seat. I got off a couple stops later.

Other times when I've had to "match wits" with such morons its usually really really aggressive teenage black girls (absolutely THE FUCKING WORST people to be stuck on a bus with in SF) - and they seem to get confused when a nerdy-lookin white guy (ie, me) can a) understand what they're saying, b) talk back to them in like manner and c) doesn't show any signs of being scared of "crazy black people" (which is usually the first accusation out of their mouths - "oh, you don't wanna fuck with me, I'm BLACK!" yeah, so what?)

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), June 24th, 2005.

Besides being dumber than a bag of hammers?

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), November , 2006.

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

oops deleted out the date from the last one - november 3rd, refers to red-staters

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

he's part of the triumvirate

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 21 May 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

one of those dudes who always runs up in serious political/social issue threads after like 200 interesting posts and goes 'republicans using christianity for political purposes SHOCKAH!' or 'is anybody really surprised by wiretapping at this point?'

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

which includes shakey mo

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

waitaminit, trife is white?

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), March 10th, 2004.

so am I forbidden to know if trife is white or not?

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), March 10th, 2004.

yeah ethan's been really illuminating on this thread hasn't he...

*rolls eyes*

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 11th, 2006

"all you indie dudes out there who like your blacks as total caricatures and your white artists respectable are racists. shame on you indie dudes."

You could just as well replace all of ethan's posts with this.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 17th, 2006.

trife in histrionic overreaction SHOCKAH

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), January 16th, 2004.

isn't ethan white?

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), March 10th, 2004.

ethan is saying "indie kids be racist" and has constructed an elaborate strawman argument to somehow try to "prove" it.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 17th, 2006.

b-b-b-but that's ethan sole reason for living!

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 12th, 2006.

I wonder if like 50 years from now when rap is old people's music ethan will still be repping it like its the hottest shit ever.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), April 13th, 2006.

I'd just like to say that Phil Spector's version of "Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah" proves that it is indeed a great song.

also ethan is weird.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 11th, 2006.

c'mon ethan haven't you ever heard J0hn enthuse over Goodie MOB or Digital Underground (among others) before...? I admit he's being stupid with that "name one album that doesn't use the word bitch" in it line" but if he really thinks that rap should not be listened to because its sexist I prefer that he be allowed to make that statement himself, rather than have you make it for him (what with your own bizarro RACIST BEHIND EVERY KEYBOARD mentality)

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 11th, 2006.

this is the weird thing to me - prior to the 20th century pretty much every group of people, regardless of how low or high they were on their society's totem pole, took it as a given that there were different races of people and that some were better than others and that all could be accurately generalized about to some degree. It isn't until fairly recently that humanity has developed this "we are all equal skin color aint shit don't judge me on my race" kinda thing.... anyway this is all on that other thread. carry on. I'm sure ethan has some more words he'd like to put in people's mouths.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), May 11th, 2006.

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

lol oh man

to be fair though if you did that with almost anyone's posts you'd find repeated shit like that

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 21 May 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

ignore function is going to improve this place so crazy, it's gonna be like when they bring in heather locklear

― j blount (papa la bas), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

why would you use ignore function and miss out on the lols

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

i love how out of like 15 posts with my name only 1 of them is actually addressing me

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

is shakey mo the dude whose brother "took down" godsmack?

― gear (gear), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

i think so

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

that guy from godsmack is dumber than a bag of hammers!

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

and what

― accountsettings (account), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://pic4.picturetrail.com/VOL770/2916113/5887526/78789753.jpg

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

what is up with those pesky teenage black girls?

― gear (gear), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

teenage black girls (absolutely THE FUCKING WORST people

― and what (ooo), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

one of 'em tried to (I guess) bumrush me - ran up to me real fast, chest puffed out, giving me his mad dog stare. I stayed where I was, looked him in the eye and said "what are you, 15? Sit down and shut the fuck up." He kinda stood there fuming for a second and then flounced back to his seat.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Jerry-Seinfeld-Dad-Again-2.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

ethan is a bag of white

― accountsettings (account), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

is ethan a bag?

― accountsettings (account), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

WHATEVER, BAG OF BEANS

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.magisociety.com/arrow_files/seinfeld.gif

― JW (ex machina), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

MY SISTER

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

Trader Joe's is a middle class aspirational signifier.

while Whole Foods is upper-middle/upper slumming, or the same? I wonder if people have different perspectives on these things depending which side of upper-middle they're on.

-- gabbneb (gabbne...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006 10:10 AM. (gabbneb) (later) (link)

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

awesome!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 22 May 2006 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

(FWIW I like you, gabbneb. But that's an uncharacteristically wacky sentence.)

― remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 22 May 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

all I know is that recently people were saying Whole Foods is where yuppies go to seem like the folk, and now Jon is saying that Trader Joe's (which I regard as essentially the same, perhaps wrongly, but you'll excuse my East Coast non-suburbaniteism) is where proles go to seem high-class

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 22 May 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

I MEANT "MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE" NOT "PROLES"

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

CF THE MOM FROM MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE, ME

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

that sentence = gabbneb's "LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS" meltdown, jon.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

so I was placing myself on one side of that divide, right?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

i think gabbneb is right!

whole foods = farmers market for people who don't like dirt

trader joes = dean + deluca for people who can't afford it

― FLOWING STRAIGHT FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLL (vahid), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

just in case it's not clear, Jon was the author of this line...

Trader Joe's is a middle class aspirational signifier.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

but also trader joes is where you get fake exotic ethnic food. that's what i don't really like about it. if you want naan, go to an indian grocery!

(that said, TJ's naan is super addictive! but it's not really naan ... it's like steamrolled bagels w/ cardamom)

― FLOWING STRAIGHT FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLL (vahid), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

in my limited experience (I went to what I think was a Whole Foods affiliate a few times a year in DC; I've been to Trader Joe's twice), they actually do seem different - the former is a way-overpriced gourmet semi-granola megamarket, and the latter is a relatively fairly-priced semi-gourmet granola supermarket, but I don't see any farmers market or Dean and DeLuca parallels

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

I actually don't understand how anyone who lives in DC (or NY) could consider Whole Foods "way overpriced," unless you are literally comparing them to a farmers market or co-op. Because Safeway charges $2 for their (undersized, overripe, nasty) avocados too. Except theirs are (see previous sentence).

But whatever, grocery stores as a signifier of class is a pretty douchey idea to begin with, u r both gay.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

HO SNAP

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

I don't usually shop at Whole Foods btw but I'll stop in and buy cheese there, they got a good cheese shop. And I'll go to TJ's to get their 47 gallon bottles of olive oil that cost 99c or whatever the hell unbelievable price they charge for it. The same people appear to shop at both stores in areas where both are an option, be they aristocrats or starving students so I am not sure why this distinction is causing hand-wringing.

Especially when ethan was totally OTM up thread?????? DUMBER THAN HAMMERS THE LOT OF YOU

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

in my limited experience

PLEASE PREFIX ALL YOUR ILX POSTS WITH THIS FROM NOW ON, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL-[MONEY/DOUCHE]BAGS!

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

sorry for not living in the burbs Jon!

i think the problem was that when i went to FreshFields, I didn't buy avocados, I bought Our Very Own Low-Fat PoyBombx Blueberry Muesli and such.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

sorry for ~~not living in the burbs~~ being a smug midtown assmunch Jon!

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

OH MAN DONT CALL IT FRESHFIELDS

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

i go to whole foods for veggie sushi! i don't know if i could afford to shop there for much else! i go to trader joe's mostly, ralph's occasionally. maybe someday i can afford to whole food it.

― gear (gear), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

gear, yesterday
http://aelliott.com/images/2002/s/02_12_02_01_milan_beggar_s.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

# 193.) YANKEES ARGUING ABOUT GROCERY STORES I'VE NEVER HEARD OF (UNTIL NOW.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.harborareafarmersmarkets.org/homeless-coder.jpg

― gear (gear), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

Huh, I thought they had trader joe's in the south but best you got is Virginia and Missouri which really aren't the south!! Wow! I know they have 'em in the Southwest, like freaking everywhere.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

we have Whole Foods in South Carolina

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

i miss trader joe's :(

― me and deluca (account), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

NEAREST WHOLE FOODS: Dallas
NEAREST TRADER JOES: St. Louis

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

We do have one of these.

http://www.wildoats.com/content/newway.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

ooh that place is good

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Next time I'm in the mood to spend eight dollars on apple juice, I may swing by.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

wild oats has the best deli!

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A SLANDER THREAD

GENTRIFICATION IZ A BITCH

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.a-aronson.com/cub%20foods.jpg

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

we have Whole Foods in South Carolina

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), May 22nd, 2006. (latebloomer) (later) (link) (admin)

ours is brand new and supermobbed all the time now! i have to say, their produce is PRETTY. i don't know if it's just because it's arranged nicely or the lighting or what, but i went to the farmer's market here and it was not really that cheap or nice. also, soy milk is cheaper at whole foods than the supermarket (publix) or the other 'natural' store because they carry the 365 generic soy milk.

my parents have been dying for a tj's for years. my mom once wrote them about it and they wrote her back and said don't hold yer breath cause they don't have a distribution ctr in the south or something.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

TJ IS no good for vegan options

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

HERE'S AN OPTION:

quit being such a fag

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Heh, Cub Foods. Don't forget Rainbow Grocery either.

Swear to God, x-p.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

they redid the rainbow by my house..it's really awesome now actually...that is my main place, unless i'm too lazy and go to the supervalu that's close by.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 22 May 2006 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

wild oats has the best deli!

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), May 22nd, 2006.

That is the first time, in my 2 yrs of working at WO that anyone has ever said that!

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

ahaha my mom wont stfu about whole foods in greenville

theres gonna be a trader joes like 4 blocks from my apartment!! in like 2007 or some shit

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

not my house out on the west side right now but my midtown apt im moving to in 2 weeks

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

I DUNO MANDEE PUT EM UP SIDE TO SIDE AGAINST WHOLE FOODS DELI THE WO IN SANTA MONICA HAS MAD YUMMY SHIT

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

He was alright. He was no Mr Dressup as far as Im concered. Still, while he was half the tv host, RIP.

-- Mr Noodles (infinitec0w...), February 27th, 2003 10:46 PM.

re: mr. rogers!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

wait, who is ooo? you are a greenville-rooted person?

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

ETHAN PAGGETT

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

he's in atlanta now but was in some town i forget the name of in south carolina while back

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

j "mc" blount

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

YES, MORE SLANDER

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

so what we've learned here is that hstencil is a pedantic jackass who never can admit to being wrong. well, more been reminded of than learned.

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...) (webmail), May 22nd, 2006 8:43 PM. (Oops) (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

the poor man's kenan

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

if by "poor man's kenan" you mean like toothless, homeless man who reeks of urine and 3 day old KFC's kenan, then yes.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

there goes my mind's eye

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

darian
to me
11/11/05
how do you do it , i mean real those things in and be so calm about it?
==
This email was sent by darian (gothicqueen79@yahoo.com), a user of ilXor.com.
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/index.php
*************
darian
to me
11/11/05
that is the crazyest thing i have ever seen in my hole life!!!
*************
Forksclovetofu
to darian
11/11/05
I know, can you believe it?
*************
darian mcgee
to me
11/14/05
i have one question who i the world is this j*** s*****? no i can't beleive it i think!
*************
Forksclovetofu
to darian
11/15/05
Oh, you'd best believe it. It's written in gold bond powder all over your scrawny white shinbones. The question is: where are the staghorns? Are they still in your briefcase? What's the buzz? Tell me what's a happenin.
*************
darian mcgee
to me
11/15/05
who am i talking to give me your name please i dont remember your e-mail address
*************
Forksclovetofu
to darian
11/15/05
My name is Willem DeFoe, perhaps you know me better as my alter ego....
THE BLUE BEETLE
*************
darian mcgee
to me
11/16/05
what grade are you in? and do you go to this school maybe and how did you get my e-mail? willem!
*************
Forksclovetofu
to darian
11/16/05
I'm in twenty-third grade and I just transferred to your school. I got your email from a talking teacup chihuahua named Wilma.
What's your favorite flavour of teacup chihuahua?
*************
darian mcgee
to me
11/16/05
i dont know? how old are you?
*************

And so forth and so on for about a month.

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...) (webmail), May 25th, 2006 11:18 AM. (Forksclovetofu) (later)

so sub-custos, no funny

― renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

#1 ENEMY = GOD

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 26 May 2006 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

(note to sir padgett: i still gots the jungle fever for dem cute pickaninnies!)

-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...) (webmail), May 26th, 2006 4:53 PM. (Oops) (later) (link)

seriously what?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bluebus.org/capt.1056681733.obit_thurmond_ny126.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://americanrevwar.homestead.com/files/civwar/davis.jpg

― gear (gear), Friday, 26 May 2006 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

I love you too dude. Keep on throwing them 'bows and someday you'll be a star!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

NOIZE DUDES LUV GROCERIES, HUH?

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

oops is a total self-parody now!

― Dan (Hahaha) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

now?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

He was only about 3/4 self-parody before.

― Dan (Amazing) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

ah ok.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

And seriously, when posters like ME (who are self-parody poster children) start looking at you and going "Wow" it's really time to rethink your posting style (esp. when said style consists of saying incredibly offensive bullshit and then hiding behind "OH I WAS TEH JOEKMAKING, U HAVE NO FUNY" shield).

― Dan (User Ignore Plz) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

With a username as witty as his, I'm glad that Electric Sound of Jimmy is keeping tabs on what's funny and what's not around here.

Wait until I post that thread about solving the hunger problem by consuming children. There'll be much wailing and gnashing of the teeth from that moderator, to be sure.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 28 May 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if ath was serious when took that pose with a handfull of cash. the expression on his face, snotty abjectness, is either comic brillance or ... something else.

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 28 May 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

Snotty abjectness on a WDYLL thread? Why, the very thought!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 28 May 2006 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

nono, well, maybe. I don't watch that thread much, but , to me that was off the scale nervous.gif glaglaglagla... craignos

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 28 May 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

or brillant.

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Sunday, 28 May 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

With a username as witty as his, I'm glad that Electric Sound of Jimmy is keeping tabs on what's funny and what's not around here.

What the fuck is this place, Son of Aja/D? Up speed please children.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 28 May 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

electric sound of jim more like electric shithead of lame

― ath (ath), Sunday, 28 May 2006 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

you're not money.

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/661/665580009l3cv.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 28 May 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

WTF why did you lock my "ade langst0n" thread? i was going to have a deep session w/ ade about splattercore japanese cinema!

are you on an anti-ath rampage? why don't you lock this thread, too, jackass?

― renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Sunday, 28 May 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

blah blah blah. thread unlocked. it wouldn't kill you to not make such a song and dance of it

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 28 May 2006 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

umad

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 28 May 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://muppet.wikia.com/images/thumb/c/c0/180px-Disco_animal.jpg
no worries

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 28 May 2006 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1452-1148856154.jpg

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 28 May 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

dog latin

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

why?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

why

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

It's because of that sitcom thread, isn't it?

― Bluebell Madonna (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

Yea, after reading that I want to swat his nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

Wait a sec, aren't these all dactyls rather than anapests?
-- Steve Goldberg (io502s...), May 31st, 2006.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck is with that dude?

― I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

cunga's post on the pedophile political party thread sort of creeps me out

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

from the Other Music List. Someone's OBVIOUSLY not paying attention to the Noize board

HOWLIN RAIN
Howlin Rain
(Birdman)

Well, this wasn't supposed to happen. Two dudes already in well-established bands (Ethan Miller of Comets on Fire and John Moloney of Sunburned Hand of the Man) and an iron worker make what could prove to be best rock 'n' roll album of 2006. Drawing heavily from a much vilified era of American rock, circa 1969-1974, Howlin Rain reek of early Grateful Dead, Allman Bros, CCR, Crazy Horse, and Miller howls and laments his way through the album like Rod Stewart possessed. The only thing that distinguishes Howlin Rain from its early-'70s counterparts are the totally overdriven guitar solos and maybe some of the song titles ("Death Prayer in Heaven's Orchard" and "Calling Lightning With a Scythe" would've looked a little out of place on A Nod Is as Good as a Wink... ). It's a joyous celebration of classic rock music, as life-affirming and unabashed as they come, with Miller as the ramblin' preacher and Moloney and Ian Gradek as the choir. They spew out a dizzying back porch brew of Southern rock, country, blues, extended Garcia jams, and Faces/Black Crowes swagger that fails to lose steam even once throughout the 51 minutes. One of the year's best (and for now, totally unfashionable...) records just arrived out of nowhere, but if this keeps up we might see Comets on Fire and Sunburned Hand reduced to side project status. [AB]

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

john moloney is on my enemy list.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

british student indie kids should die by the thousand

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/1096/kudos7pu.jpg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 5 June 2006 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

who dat?

― renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Monday, 5 June 2006 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

i actually don't know much about that dude (steve goldberg), but i heard others on the NB talkin' smack. comparing him to tynan. here's the original photo http://media.stevegoldbergmusic.com/yeah.JPG

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 5 June 2006 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

he is sceptical on the worth of jad fair's 'how to play guitar' essay!

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Monday, 5 June 2006 05:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thecomedystore.com/images/kaplan.jpg

― cognitive discodance (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 5 June 2006 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

And who the hell is Rap Legend Milk Dee?

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 5 June 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

srsly I don't "get" Shakey Mo 98% of the time?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

You'd have thought he'd remember Milk Dee from his standout guest verse on the Eamon album (x-post).

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Oh jesus christ Eamon

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

captain hate-a-mormon

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

EXCUSE ME BUT IT'S OK COS MORMONS ARE NOT A RACE!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

WHEW

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

You guys know who else is not a race? Women. I'm gonna boycott them.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

also: jews

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

Ppl who are not races:
1) Mormons
2) Women
3) Jews
4) Gypsies
5) Dogs

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

"people"

― me and deluca (account), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

also: irackies

theys a country

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

I am intrigued on how he's going to pull himself out of the within-50-posts condemnation and later redemption of Mike White solely on the basis of finding out dude isn't a Mormon. I mean wtf? "If a MORMON makes a movie about a depressed woman who gives up, that's fucked up, but anyone else is OK by me"

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine him saying this all in basically Bullwinkle's voice, weirdly.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Uri Frendimein

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 10 June 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

uri seconded, dude is a crepe and a half

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 10 June 2006 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

no, he is two crepes

― duff (duff), Saturday, 10 June 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

And who the hell is Rap Legend Milk Dee?

this was on the Eamon thread!

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 11 June 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

when the album came OUT!

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 11 June 2006 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

Eamon's "(How Could You) Bring Him Home" drops later this month, btw.

― Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 11 June 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

Am I allowed to say that Kate is teh cuet?

-- sinful caesar sipped his snifter (fluxion2...) (webmail), June 12th, 2006 1:16 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

Well, I just said you were cute, Kenan, so it's only fair. :-P

Unless, of course, you're scared the NOIZE DUDES will beat you up for it.

-- Free Your Ass (And Your Mind Will Follow) (masonicboom@yahoo.co.uk) (webmail), June 12th, 2006 1:18 PM. (kate) (later) (link)

What won't the noize dudes beat me up for?

-- sinful caesar sipped his snifter (fluxion2...) (webmail), June 12th, 2006 1:19 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

One thing I don't have is a double chin. I mean, two things I don't have are two double chins. No, wait, that would be four things I don't have...

-- Momus (nic...) (webmail), June 12th, 2006 1:20 PM. (Momus) (later) (link)

oh my goodness gracious it's kate and kenan commiserating on how the noise dudes hate them quick post it on the noize board

Momus: that was pretty funny.

-- sinful caesar sipped his snifter (fluxion2...) (webmail), June 12th, 2006 1:23 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

That's a sad level of baiting even for you two.

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), June 12th, 2006 1:28 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

but I'll fulfill your dreams.

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), June 12th, 2006 1:28 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

This may lead to another night of Kenan repairing his vibrator.

― Bluebell Madonna (Ex Leon), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

also: Momus's joke: not pretty funny at all.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

at least hes being playful

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

true, that whole double chin thing was a random insult to begin with. but it doesn't make the joke funny, which is the real disappointment here.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

somebody went on the booby thread and removed all of my pictures of lychee nuts. Image flooding, my ass. :(

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

this guys is a treat:

Oh, I more or less had no music as a child. I didn't even start listening to anything written after 1900 or so until I went off to college in '99. I generally dislike metal, due to its lack of concision and silly hyper-masculine aesthetic.
But perhaps it's more relevant to the question that I hate conspiracy theorists in general, and have the same violently negative reaction to Bill Hicks? I just think their (Hicks'/Tool's) modus operandi -- alleging frequently-unspecified and always-unverified misdeeds on the part of likewise-vague Large and Monolithic Cultural Forces, spuriously connecting said forces to repugnant/scatological images, and slapping a veneer of quasi-mystical overtones on the whole thing -- is both intellectually dishonest and incredibly tiresome.

And what kind of dick musician refers to the listener as "my friend"? Talk about a thing you only do if you have an impractical haircut!

-- Pessimist (iamnotnam...), June 13th, 2006 4:00 PM. (Pessimist) (later)

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

that dudes a riot

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

he's also a comedian

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

he's a riotmedian

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

Ah, you got me. I'm popular musician Maynard James Keenan, and this here is my dead rat Harold!

(I'm not from England.)

-- Pessimist (iamnotnamedfre...), June 14th, 2006.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

(I'm not from England.)

sure fooled me.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

That guy is funny, but this is the funniest thing on that thread:

The album's gone platinum in the States and is still in the top ten. I am merry. And it's still my album of the year at this point.

-- Ned Raggett (...), June 12th, 2006.

MERRY !

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh lawd, remember this ol' trick:

Find threads from I Love Music, containing merry, by ned raggett*.

47 results found:

Find threads from I Love Everything, containing merry, by ned raggett*.

100 results found:

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/searchresults.php?board=2&mode=messages&q=merry&titlepart=&name=ned&email=&username=&dateafter=&datebefore=&catid=all

haha xp

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

Hurrah for the merry Finn!

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 21st, 2004.

Happy merry and all for Pyth the Glorious and Good! It is true, for I said it.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 27th, 2002.

:-) That would indeed be merry. I fear I might be salacious, though.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 16th, 2004.

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

jerry: who goes anywhere with newman?
george: well...he's merry.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

The album's gone platinum in the States and is still in the top ten. I am merry. And it's still my album of the year at this point.

I don't understand the appeal of this band on so many levels! maybe this is why. 1. MATH 2. MERRY 3. TOP 10 LIST

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

man alive, raggett and pdf talking utter shit on the same dylan thread = a new low in aesthetic wrong-headedness

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.constable.ca/gsdrop.jpg

on:

This is the thread where Marissa Marchant Fan Club members can meet and await the return of our beloved.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

Dylan threads are often pretty bad! TS: "omg I don't like dylan, how anti-canonical is that, guyz" vs "it is NOT ok to not like dylan". I'm not reading that one.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

Where the hell do you buy new vinyl online?

I'm considering starting to buy new releases on vinyl, just because the cover art is so damn cool. I've never really looked for it before, so where are some online stores that will have a majority of new releases available?
-- Lee is Free (sonicyouth4...), June 14th, 2006 11:43 AM. (Lee is Free)

seriously, is this guy like 16?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 15 June 2006 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

er yeah i think he might well be

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 15 June 2006 06:08 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS BOB DYLAN IS NOT YR MOM

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

But Noel Redding IS his grandmother.

― Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

what is a 45?
-- The Lex

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

that guy needs to be stifled

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

Dylan threads are often pretty bad! TS: "omg I don't like dylan, how anti-canonical is that, guyz" vs "it is NOT ok to not like dylan". I'm not reading that one.

Every Dylan thread, going back to the days of usenet, seems to end up like this.

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

haha I almost posted that "what is a 45" but decided it might be a joek

then again probably not

who the fuck are mission of burma?
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), June 7th, 2006

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

Herro pessimist audioscrobbler.

http://www.last.fm/user/mooseking/

― John Justen, UMSOGTH PERMAPRESS CTHULU. (johnjusten), Friday, 16 June 2006 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

fey fey fey

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 16 June 2006 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT. HE IS NOT A FAN OF TOOL? HOW ODDDDDDD.

― John Justen, UMSOGTH PERMAPRESS CTHULU. (johnjusten), Friday, 16 June 2006 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

Every Dylan thread, going back to the days of usenet, seems to end up like this.

-- GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (ca...), June 15th, 2006 9:33 AM

only when dipshit nobodies who work in libraries get involved, I've found... then again, I never messed with "usenet" to any real degree

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 16 June 2006 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

dipshit nobodies who work in libraries

If you mean Ned, why do you not say so?

― ∂ (duff), Friday, 16 June 2006 06:38 (eighteen years ago)

maybe he means rockist? but both rockist + ned are bros!

― renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Friday, 16 June 2006 08:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://joshreads.com/images/merch/fqm/margowarhol.jpg

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

"Stormy Davis"

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

Shakey Mo

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

jel and Nicole also work in libraries.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

Imagine you are DJing at an eighties disco and you have access to everything released in that decade. Which one record would you absolutely point blank refuse to play if asked?
-- MarkH (mark_e_heste...), August 29th, 2002 12:36 AM.

Answers

"Hi-NRG."
-- Jody Beth Rosen (edito...), August 29th, 2002 9:03 AM.

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 22 June 2006 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

i probably misread the question. i've never had any beef with that song!

― aimee semple mcmansion (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 June 2006 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

I reject placing Stormy on the Enemy List and place myself instead.

― Jack Cole (jackcole), Thursday, 22 June 2006 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

jode maybe you were thinking of that information society song. in which case you otm.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 22 June 2006 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

i thought you meant the genre as a whole.

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 22 June 2006 06:15 (eighteen years ago)

and i only keed

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 22 June 2006 06:16 (eighteen years ago)

no beef w/ the genre either. quite the opposite!

― aimee semple mcmansion (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 22 June 2006 06:30 (eighteen years ago)

what is up with markh's threads? they seem like really elaborate questions someone conducting a job interview might ask.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 22 June 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

I think the pilot was hallucinating that his cock was a snake again
-- Mr Jones (lesbaxter300...), June 2nd, 2006 3:27 PM. (Mr Jones) (link)
Yeah, I that happens to me all the time, I can relate.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), June 3rd, 2006 10:15 AM. (Tuomas) (link)

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 23 June 2006 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.constable.ca/gsdrop.jpg
..on that foo fighters thread on ilm, ugh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 24 June 2006 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

while we're at it could you strafe today's Suzi Quato thread? thx:

welcome to the home of self-absorbed twats like yourself :)

-- Susan Douglas

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 24 June 2006 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

Susan Douglas, you stand accused of misuse of the Smiley Face Emoticon.

― John Justen, HUSH UP LITTLE MANG. (johnjusten), Saturday, 24 June 2006 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

susan douglas is

a) a man
b) retarded
c) 40+
d) new to the internet
e) all of the above

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Saturday, 24 June 2006 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

i feel sorry for her husband.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 24 June 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

husband my ass! she's the new aja / marcello / aaronhz ... wait'll she goes bonkers! mark my words!

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Saturday, 24 June 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

hi dere

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 24 June 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanther ^_^

― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Saturday, 24 June 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

the british

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/06/24/goat.demoted.ap/index.html

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Saturday, 24 June 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

he was asking for it

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

b bu but he was just bein a goat!!!!

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

what happened to the june listening thread? am i blind? what's going on? where am i?

sorry. enemies: all of ILM is my enemy. i'm gonna fight them to the death. snarky, huh? i'll give them snarky. buncha friggin' crybabies. that's what happens when entertainment weekly readers take over. they want all their info in tidy cheerful bite-sized pieces!

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 24 June 2006 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

JAXON

(hates weddings, puppies and fun)

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Sunday, 25 June 2006 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

scott seward otm

― gear (gear), Sunday, 25 June 2006 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

wtf how can you hate puppies?!

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Sunday, 25 June 2006 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

I LOVE WEDDINGS. just hate the same 20 disco songs they play at every single one of them. can't they update that list a bit. i wouldn't even mind hearing beyonce and outkast, just no more fucking WE ARE FAMILY and C'EST CHIC

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Sunday, 25 June 2006 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

puppes are cool too. fun sux though

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Sunday, 25 June 2006 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

i hate weddings. i'm adding them to the enemies list

WEDDINGS

― XD (eman), Sunday, 25 June 2006 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

hey jaxon, click hurrre

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Sunday, 25 June 2006 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

see, i just watched that video twice, i like that song so much.

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Sunday, 25 June 2006 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

how can you hate weddings? free food and booze

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Sunday, 25 June 2006 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

true confessions: between the lady in the yellow+black plaid suit dress + young cristina aguilera that video's got pretty much 90% of my dance moves in it.

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Sunday, 25 June 2006 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

dude weddings sucks if you're a girl cause you feel all self conscious about why you're not the one getting hitched. like, my sister is getting married a year from now and i'm already freaking that i have to wear a bridesmaid dress and find a date and shit and be all cool to compensate for the fact that i'm not the one getting married.

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Sunday, 25 June 2006 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

i dj'd a wedding tonight. ordinarily i like taking requests, because it's satisfying to see the person who made the request get all excited that i actually have the song and then go crazy on the dance floor. but tonight there was a girl who kept wanting to see my stuff and kept telling me what to play -- not making requests exactly, but saying shit liek "okay this is what we're going to do next." and i was like, get away from me, bitch.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 25 June 2006 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

AND I WAS ALL

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 25 June 2006 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

you were all waht?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 25 June 2006 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

god that post probably qualifies me for this list.

fuck a beer.

wait, i didn't mean it. i love beer. :)

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Sunday, 25 June 2006 06:38 (eighteen years ago)

AND I WAS ALL

one of my most hated phrases said by anyone. also, "i was like..."

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Sunday, 25 June 2006 06:53 (eighteen years ago)

f u 2.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 25 June 2006 06:56 (eighteen years ago)

foo too?

― XD (eman), Sunday, 25 June 2006 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.antinouslibros.com/catalog/images/a%20wong%20foo.JPG

― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Sunday, 25 June 2006 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

-- jäx (jaso...), Yesterday 9:24 PM. (jaxon)

haha, YOUR AUNT!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 25 June 2006 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

compare with my experiencce last night: when we were setting up the promoter found these two bongo drums on stage and put them on the monitors as a joke. still early in the evening, this middle-agedish french guy comes in (way before anyone else), eyes the bongos and makes a beeline. wants to know what's up tonight. is acting weird. seems to be really interested in the bongos.

later (still before anyone has shown up), he comes up to me and says something like "we're going to play a song together tonight man." i'm like wtf? and he goes "tonight. i got a song for you. we're going to play together." and then he says something about if i like his body we can do that too (i think that's what he said).

anyway i'm trying to fix the sound so i ignore him. a bit later the sound is still fucked and while i'm trying to fix it dude comes up and starts playing on one of the bongos, i snap at him to stop. but he starts again and i take the bongo away from him and say "no jamming tonight." then he sulks over to the promoter and says "i don't know what's up with your friend man. he's mean." and leaves.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 25 June 2006 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

anyway the point is he's on the enemy list part two.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 25 June 2006 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure you're on his.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 25 June 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

the bongo bro enemy list (part two)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 25 June 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

the incredible bongo bland

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 25 June 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

have you read the nate / trife / momus bongo band throwdown?

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Sunday, 25 June 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

no, searching for it now

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 26 June 2006 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

incredible hongro band, progenitors of the short-lived 'block party melodies' movement

― NEUBROMANCER (haitch), Monday, 26 June 2006 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

couldnt find it, got any keywords from the thread?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 26 June 2006 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

link plz, this sounds amazing

― business up front, party entrance at side door (mike h.), Monday, 26 June 2006 02:28 (eighteen years ago)

So I'm feeling like hell for reasons both connected to this board and outside of it (primarily the latter). And I'm thinking that I need to snap out of this shit, and fast. I have to get my head straightened and feel all right again, get some instantaneous druglike stimulation that'll make me forget about all the haters and hate-ees and the low cash flow and the impending Midwestern Grey Season of Crap. I sit moping for a moment or two, ruminating, scratching the back of my neck as I am wont to do when I am at a loss. And then it hits me:
The Incredible Bongo Band's "Apache".
It's probably not really much of a revelation to anyone for me say that this song is perfect. I've been beaten to this idea many times, especially here, and I suppose I'm simply adding on to a very large heap of praise. But everything about this song clicks seamlessly even as each individual part does its damnedest to stand out above all the others. I've listened to this song five times in a row just to focus on each individual bit -- how the horns manage to sound both intently percussive and mellifluously catchy, the way the bass gives the melody a bottom-heavy underscore, that organ and its resemblance to Booker T. Jones hooked up to an industrial power station, the way the guitar sounds like Dick Dale doing Link Wray doing Vic Flick doing Dick Dale again, and the percussion... oh god, it makes "Moby Dick" and "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" sound like bloody K-Mart Casio presets.
Which leads me to ask: What song above all others makes you feel this way, good enough for you to drag yourself out of a horrendous mire of depression, and important enough for you to vowing to snuff it if you manage to lose your hearing permanently?
-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...), September 25th, 2002 7:15 PM. (2 trackbacks)
Answers
Unfortunately, while "Apache" is better than cocaine, I can only imagine that an original press is about as expensive.
-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...), September 25th, 2002 7:18 PM.
... (20 boring posts deleted) ...
patrin have you ever even actually done the stuff? you might as wellve just called the thread 'better than sex' haha
-- simon trife (#$$...), September 25th, 2002 10:05 PM. (simon_tr)
Erasure's "A Little Respect" -- instacharge of energy. :-)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 25th, 2002 10:08 PM. (Ned)
Yeah, or "better than not being annoyed by a basehead from Athens."
Now get out of my thread, bitch.
-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...), September 25th, 2002 10:18 PM.
motherfucker I HIT EM UP
-- simon trife (5ryh5...), September 25th, 2002 10:24 PM. (simon_tr)
dude -- "cocaine" is better than cocaine with clapton's smooth guitar work i mean damn. more rappers should work with clapton.
-- Sterling Clover (s_clove...), September 25th, 2002 10:25 PM. (s_clover)
"Ilx is light on moderation, so if you're going to post here a lot there's a sort of responsibility not to be an arsehole or act destructively."
I'm being serious here: stop being a destructive arsehole. I don't want to get moderators involv- no, wait, I do. I want you tossed out of here because I can't fucking post anything withour your punk ass interfering with your unfunny bullshit and your personal attacks.
-- Nate Patrin (natepatrin550...), September 25th, 2002 10:27 PM.

hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble
-- simon trife ($$2...), September 25th, 2002 10:31 PM. (simon_tr)

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Monday, 26 June 2006 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

clueless cum bubble could be one of my favourite phrases of all time

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 26 June 2006 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

Better than cocaine
This thread dispute between Nate and Trife resembles two hearty, healthy young chimps sparring
a) for territory
b) to see which of them is more mature
c) to see which can get the protection of 'the elders', sitting nearby chewing on twigs while being deloused by females.
Nate mentions cocaine, Trife steps into the clearing with a challenge that he has experienced neither the white powder nor, in fact, sexual intercourse (staking a claim to seniority by implying that he has already sampled both). Nate appeals to the elders to expel the aggressor but is met with indifference. Trife chases him into the brush with the cry 'eat my ass you clueless cum bubble'. As literature or evidence of intelligent life on earth, zero. A mark added for Trife's assonance and alliteration: 'ass' and 'clueless' have alliterative endings, 'clueless' and 'cum' alliterative beginnings, and 'cum bubble' is a nice piece of assonance. For humanity, though, bathos and probable deletion. 1

-- Momus (nic...), September 28th, 2003 6:03 PM. (Momus) (tracklink) (link)

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Monday, 26 June 2006 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

probably the best thing momus ever posted

― the fuckablity of late picasso (vahid), Monday, 26 June 2006 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

MSTRKRFT

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Monday, 26 June 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Howrealisreal

^ undeleted japanther article

― Werner Herzog Netflix Quine (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

heh momus said assonance

― latebloomer aka rap's yoko ono (latebloomer), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

Jon

― flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

he sunk my battleship

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

do you have me on your AIM buddylist?

― flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

Will I make the enemy list if I finally after all these years ask wtf is up with goateesurfingtiger.jpg?

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

i read that as goatsesurfingtiger.jpg

― flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

Oof... Academics usually have other things to cultivate than appearances (except the French ones). If you'll remember, theres the Platonic tripartite model of the soul that's pretty sensible: appetitive urges, desirious urges and rational urges. But the rational component rules them all.
That's all baloney, though! I had some hot professors at some time... I must have.
- - - - -
http://philosophypage.blogspot.com/

-- B Money (b.michael.payn...), June 29th, 2006 12:38 PM. (B Mingus) (later) (link)

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 29 June 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

Tim sit down at a piano or pick up a guitar and familarize yrself with the melodic minor, it's essentially the goth scale
-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...), Today 6:18 PM. (Tommy)

UGH! Go write another 3-chord song in Cmaj, "professor".

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 30 June 2006 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

LOL

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Friday, 30 June 2006 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

Is the Noise Board broken or something?
-- Whiney G. Weingarten (christopher...), July 6th, 2006 6:49 PM. (whineyg) (later)

― Cor-Ray (chaki), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

i understand Forksclovetofu is a really nice guy irl, yes?

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

just met him yesterday! v. nice!!

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Tuesday, 1 August 2006 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

ok! good to know!

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

Were you going to hunt and kill me otherwise?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

In the recent Seattle shooting thread:

I don't mean to offend at all, but how does it matter that all victims are women? Is that somehow worse?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), July 31st, 2006.

― dottie nuttie dach nach dtnt hhhhhhhh (donut), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas: taking equality to hilarious extremes since 2002.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

>I don't mean to offend at all, but how does it matter that
>all victims are women? Is that somehow worse?
>Tuomas

Of course. Society sees men as the traditional protectors
of women and children. Or was it a rhetorical question?

I really don't see anything wrong with this protective
instinct, as long as it isn't also possessive or restrictive.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), August 1st, 2006 9:53 PM. (Squirrel_Police)

― Lmaoborghini (eman), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

so, calling your mother-in-law
"fat, stupid, demanding, bitch," is merely rude

but calling her a
"fat, stupid, kike bitch" is HATE SPEECH? worthy of the
pillory?

PS. tab, what's a "race of people?" I can't remember the exact
definition.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), Yesterday 10:29 PM. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

And again, are Jews a race? What is a race, anyway? I wish we could wean ourselves from these archaic, divisive modes of thought.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), Yesterday 10:53 PM. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

omg hahaha.

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

CALL THE SQUIRREL POLICE

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

i hate that fuck.

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

dude just wants to have a hebe mother in law so he can complain about the pillory; CANT YOU SEE

what is a race anyway?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

of course

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

forksclovestofu is so funny sometimes!

*grins*

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), Today 10:16 AM. (Wrinklepaws) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

ugh, that stupid protective instinct comment made me want to kill people! fuck off!

― nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

I am curiously touched.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

it's always "great" when Squirel Police screws up his weird formatting and forgets to hard return a line. WTF does he do that for? Can we just ban him on the basis of taking up so much screen space with his formats?

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

I always wonder,
whether he would seem less
annoying, if his posts were
formatted, normally.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

he'd be a lot easier to just ignore, at least.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

If only he'd get rid
of his divisive, archaic,
line breaks.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

not to
mention his ridiculous
ideas that somehow
i am "extreme" for
criticizing
israel

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

he seems to be
a pretty big
mel gibson fan
judging by his
referencing of
passion of the
christ as proof
of "us love for
jews"???????

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

god i'm glad that other people find him annoying too, and also dislike his line breaks thing - wtf, a line break is supposed to make sense, douchewad, quit giving it a bad name.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Or his completely idiotic idea that people
shouldn't be called out,
for racism, because hey,
what's "race" anyway? Let's
get rid of those old
ways of thinking.

x
post.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

every time i
think of how
"extreme" i am
i think of
poochy the dog
plus mountain
dew plus billy
joel, but only
the latter is
jewish.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

guys
this
is
starting
to
be
unfunny
because
of
how
difficult
it
is
to
read
this
kind
of
shit
!
why
does
he
do
this
?
why
can't
a
person
be
banned
for
their
formatting
?
because
in
this
case
i
think
it
is
warranted
.

― Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

i
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t
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w
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b
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n
t
h
e
f
u
c
k
e
r

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:
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― gear (gear), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

t
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f
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― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

whoever changed my thread like that -- you're gonna fuckin' pay!
-- oh, wrinklepaws!

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

wait, i think i meant that for the roffles thread

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

dyin'

― de latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Demolished_Man

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

even: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Demolished_Man#Stylistic_methods

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Were you going to hunt and kill me otherwise?

yes

― ferzaffe (flezaffe), Thursday, 3 August 2006 07:59 (eighteen years ago)

plz someone tell me who Arthur Lee is?
-- teh_kit haev been evicted, oh noes! (kittenslikemil...), August 4th, 2006.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 4 August 2006 08:10 (eighteen years ago)

he founded GOOGLE

― rudy huxtable can't fail (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 August 2006 08:22 (eighteen years ago)

larry page and sergey brin founded google

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 4 August 2006 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

your mom founded wicker hand jobs

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 4 August 2006 12:27 (eighteen years ago)

ouchy!

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 4 August 2006 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

Regardless, Katamari's a pile of shit for 3 year olds. Flame me all you want I've played it and it's cack.
-- Darramouss ftw! (darramouss@hot...), August 7th, 2006 7:33 AM. (Darramouss ftw) (later)

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

he keeps reviving random threads and saying stupid things with the line breaks again with the line breaks

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

I really wish people would stop responding to him, particularly on the israel/palestine thread.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

lookout, Squirrel Police on the march:

http://membres.lycos.fr/bsuzanne/texavery/shots/gd_images/screwy8.jpg

― kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

man i love tex avery

― =[[ (eman), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 11:48 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

did donut say something? my Anti-StupidFaggot filter just kicked in.

-- like murderinging (mi...), October 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

was he always so uppity?

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

don't know, don't care.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

I think he's been uppity since the RIAA installed probes into his brain

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 10:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.randomhouse.com/images/dyn/cover/?source=9780679732372&height=150

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

leo, leo, leo

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

cabin fever

― THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT A GAME THEY WEREN'T EVEN BOL (slu, Tuesday, 3 October 2006 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

i was proclaiming the virtues of that movie yesterday at lunch

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

yes, my name is leo, i am not a self-absorbed turncoat prick

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

bonus points if you can figure out my last name! 26 tries!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

sayer

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

mckern

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

harbl

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are selling stuff? we should take a cue from that

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

cabin fever = A+++++++

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tequestadistrict.org/JPEG/Famulari216.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

yes!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

that is gonna be hard to live down

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

roffle @ jaymc google skills

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Super Cub. I don't even know who you are, but you suck.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

lawlawlawl

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

Darramouss

― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

CORRECT.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

He's like Mark Grout crossed with Calum.

― dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

who is darramouss?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't he the dude from from Bohemian Rhapsody?

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Dan Perry, professional chucklehead.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

Darramouss is mostly over on ILG, swappin' spit with GZeus.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Oh jesus how is that even readable.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Darramouss seems to use the word 'cunt' almost as much as noodle-vague. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before we get some hilarious "I'm so fucking drunk" posts too

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

so, what names on this list are you planning on sockpuppeting during the re-registration land grab?

― manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

I seriously don't understand the rationale behind the reregistration at ALL. I mean, they're importing everything but the log ins??

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

who will have the funniest meltdown?

― manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

Steve Go1dberg, you are a dick.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

Tiki Theater Xymposium (fiestasandsiestas(nospam)@yahoo.com) (Bent Over at the Arclight)

can't even zing

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

Ha, where did they say they were going to make people re-reg

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

jon st. claire

― rems (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

How many former enemies have been accepted into the fold?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

knowing how different mics work is also useful.

Now, I present you with the owned certificate of ownage.
ta-daa.
-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...), November 7th, 2006.

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ownage? That was part clarification and part backpedalling.
-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...), November 7th, 2006.

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And neither EQ or compression is inherently a hammer. It depends entirely on how you use them.
-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...), November 7th, 2006.

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A hammer can also be anail-puller, but that doesn't make it a saw.
-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...), November 7th, 2006.

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and don't ever accuse me of back-pedaling.
That's the same as calling me a liar, and that one thing I cannot abide.
-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...), November 7th, 2006.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

All IMM needs now is Wagemann, Jagger, and Squirrel_Police, and we'll have collected the full spectrum of crazy invective.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

that exchange is like staring into the abyss

― manute lol (sanskrit), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

it took me a full five seconds to realize "anail-puller" meant "a nail-puller" and not "anal-puller"

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

If I had an anal-puller
I'd anal-pull in the morning
I'd anal-pull in the evening
all the live long day.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

you know, i had IMM renamed because I was starting to work on some music but haven't looked at it in ages since I've been too busy with other stuff.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

it took me a full five seconds to realize "anail-puller" meant "a nail-puller" and not "anal-puller"

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), Yesterday 6:16 PM. (allyzay) (later)

me too... eww

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, you have no idea how lucky you are.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

That imm thread is unbelievably lame because:

Poor Hurting has to trawl through loads of invective and manly chest-beating just to get basic information, and:

I thought home recording was supposed to be enjoyable? I usually enjoy recording stuff at home, anyway.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know why anyone bothers to engage "butt dickass" on any thread he participates in.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

I can't ban people on IMM. :( Was hoping I could enact a cool-down period.

I changed the thread title though, hopefully that will help.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

Of course you can, John!

Go here:

http://ilx.p3r.net/adminboard.php?board=12

See the "board permissions" dialog at the top.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Hmmmmm. Useful.

Probably too late to bother now (also, it would look a bit vindictive at this point), but in the future...

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

xpost - not at all, I just know that Kim and co. like to have bullshit politics behind every move they make. I was wondering if she finally said, "Ah, fuck it." She was a designer for X-Girl, not a shill.

-- the Adversary (but, still, a friend of yours) (john@fakemail.com), November 9th, 2006 7:35 PM. (Uri Frendimein) (later)

what a distinction

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 November 2006 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

um, that's nude spock stence.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

it is? wow, amazing.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

you should've consulted with jaymc before posting etc

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

i think the nude spock aliases are adversary and buttdickass, right? and i think i'm missing one.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

theres like 400 dude

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

just ignore him, he's such an obvious troll

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

Hurting thirded

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Ned Ragget's comment about having "finished" the Isolee album just blows my mind. Like you finish a novel or a bacon sandwich. See, I don't figure that I've got the hang of any half-decent album till I've got 10-20 spins under my belt.
The difference, I suppose, between professional and amateur music listeners...

Best album I've heard for the first time in the last 90 days = John Spence Blues Explosion "Reverse Willie Horton". JSBX are, for the most part, an astounding live band who make shitty records. This thing, however, rules balls.

Also worthwhile: Christine Onna 23 "Acid Eater", Sand "The Dalston Shroud" (not sure about that one yet), Jay Reatard "Blood Visions", Jack Rose "Raag Manifestos", Black Flag "Damaged" demos, Honeymoon Killers 1st LP, King Khan & BBQ.

-- Adam Beales (prettymuchmyrealnam...), January 8th, 2007.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Punk is a lens through which culture, music, values and the human experience can be viewed, organized and judged. There are many such lenses available, of course, but punk is unique and valuable in its particulars.

It is as difficult to conceive of pop culture/music without the thought-tool of punk as it is to do so without recourse to house, jazz, rap, folk, surrealism, impressionism, cinema verite, beat poetry, socialism, etc. All of which exert a similarly strong framing hold on the discourse.

-- Adam Beales (prettymuchmyrealnam...), January 8th, 2007.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

omg tool

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

ROFFLE

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

"rules balls"

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

if you are a professional music listener you are fat and a loser and an idiot

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

"10-20 spins under my belt."

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if it blows his mind when people finish watching movies?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

It definitely blows his mind when people finish masturbating.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

i'm more concerned with the equating of novels with bacon sandwiches

― waterfalls of el-poppage (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

10-20 sandwiches under his belt

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

now i am thinking of a guy with 10-20 bacon sandwiches physically strapped to himself with a belt

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

i wish that guy was me :(

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

xpost matthew perpetua?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait, duh, matthew famously doesn't wear belts.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

unless they are made of bacon sandwiches

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

how about a bacon bandolier

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

bacon cummerbund

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

that's a mighty big piece of bacon

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

bite your head off, man

― waterfalls of el-poppage (dubplatestyle), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

now i am thinking of a guy with 10-20 bacon sandwiches physically strapped to himself with a belt

the hamas of weight watchers

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

LOL

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Tom and Ed:

Sure, there'd been tons of "oppositional, adolescent" music prior to punk. But punk is still very specific in the particulars of its expression: angsty, angry, sordid, pop-besotted, goofy, tragic, self-destructive, self-loathing, self-involved, bleakly romantic, blackly comic, nihilist, suicidal.

It's a yin-yang thing. Although the socially/politically/personally rebellious music of the 60s came in many flavors, it was ultimately codified into an Appollonian set of signifiers in the pop consciousness. We remember Woodstock oppositionalism in terms of togetherness, idealism, collective empowerment, human potential, optimism, constructive destruction and so forth. We recall it as something essentially positivist and engaged.

Again, it's a boring truism that punk is the negativist, Dionysian doppelganger of the 60s counterculture. While bands like Crass were basically hippies in punk clothing, punk's lasting contribution is the juvenile appeal of squalid, annihilatory destruction for simple destruction's sake. Punk visualizes the word as a cancerous, rotten sewer of greed, corruption, brutality, and vice - a playground of worms in which we writhe for a while and then die.

Combine punk with glam or early rock forms, and you get a blast of ferocious raw power that cracks jokes in the face of death. Combine it with the emotional/political concerns of the hippie era, and you get a furious, despairing crusade for social justice waged in gutters and slums.

But it remains a distinct conceptual object, and I argue that it's absolutely indispensable, now that we've formed it. Dunno that formalizing a whole fistful of disparate narratives into punk really was fair, in the long run, but what's done is done.

-- Adam Beales (prettymuchmyrealnam...), January 8th, 2007.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

Wow. That second to last paragraph. A GENIUS WALKS AMONG US!

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Monday, 8 January 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

we learned all about thought-tools in my grade school gifted classes

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

okay there is a way to talk the academic talk but this is just pain, stabbing in the eyes

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

i dont think i can take it anymore. this guy is just the icing on the cake. grinning hapless buffoons, bumbling dribbling british creatures, american college automations, whatever the fuck dj martian is, earnest men, mickey and his endless words about himself, and now THIS creature, wagemanns encyclopediac strike partner

― Storefront Church (688), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

ilx: a playground of worms in which we writhe for a while and then die

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

sorry i made a typo in my above post. i meant to say

lol@weirdo

― Storefront Church (688), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

that punk thread is like this

http://www.planet-punk.de/img/guitarhero/rock-big.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

and also like this

http://bravepatrie.com/IMG/jpg/punk.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

That was its intent.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

really though, i don't think the issue is with music critics getting over punk so much as college students and twenty-somethings getting over punk.

that said, i am listening to crass.

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

nabisco's recent captain-save-a-ho choices:
klosterman
adam beales
steve goldberg

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

he's gone contrarian

― ‘•’u (gear), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

Is this the Nabisco "Achtung, Baby" phase?

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

That Beales thing IS eye-hurty, I glazed over about two lines in and screamed "No nonono NO noNO" like that Nectarine No. 9 sample in my head, BUT I will go all save-a-ho for Nabisco because ILX is feeling super sandy lately and he is good common courtesy balance.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

beales lives in my town. thanks neighbor

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

Sabbath is an earthly manifestation

-- beales

― ‘•’u (gear), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

Punk gives us a set of icons that perfectly embody the myth, and new ones come along every day -- youthful, haunted, explosive, erotic, beautiful and deliciously doomed. Not incidentally, punk also gives us a concrete root SOUND, a physical transmission that bypasses the intellectual faculties to speak directly to human emotions and the nervous system. This pure sound encapsulates the exhilaration of annihilatory creation better than any poem, film, essay (ahem) or performance art project ever could.

― ‘•’u (gear), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

get with it ive been hating adam beales since nu-atheists thread

― and what (ooo), Monday, 8 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

And truth be told, I think most everything is rad. Especially the world "rad." You'd be surprised how rad life can be.

[insert picture of something rad here]

-- adam beales (adamrsbeales@hotmail.com)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 8 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

is he a self-help guru?

― ‘•’u (gear), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

That would explain the suckage.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

really though, i don't think the issue is with music critics getting over punk so much as college students and twenty-somethings getting over ~~punk~~ Jack Johnson.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 8 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

Where was Nabisco when Wagemann needed him the most?

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Monday, 8 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

wow mickey u r a crepe. what "she is" is none of yr fucking business. kisses

-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...), January 7th, 2007 10:56 PM. (ystrickler) (later)

i like that you put "she is" in quotes

-- critique de la vie quotidienne (mi...), January 7th, 2007 10:58 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i wasn't sure how to respond to any of that. thanks for the save a bro's ho noize board!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/51537424/1391399

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Damn it's weird/depressing to find out that you're a pariah. The best thing about real life is that these conversations tend to evaporate as you enter the room.

I think I'd feel better if I could look those quotes in the eye and say, "Yeah, that really did suck, Beales. What the fuck were you thinking?"

Sadly, it all still makes sense to me and really does mimic the way I think and talk. Carry on then...

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

you really do suck, beales

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think getting made fun of on the noise board makes you a "pariah". Maybe that's just me.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just being gloomy. Give me some time to get my shit back together.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

start editing your posts, and your real life, if you really talk like that--your flowery verbiage does nothing for us

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

epic battle between this dude & louis jagger for most uses of 'deliciously' on ilx

― and what (ooo), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

a deliciously epic battle

― and what (ooo), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

More butch, less delicious, got it. I'll try to cut down on the punctuation, too.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.shoprachaelray.com/ProductImages/10008.JPG

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

3:36 PM, 8 Jan 07 locked user Pye Poudre by Pleasant Plains /// (but oh wait. damn.)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

Adam, Louis & Ian R-M in "3 Faces of Steve"

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

He has an even better rant about women later on when the word 'sulfurous' is deliciously used and reference is made to 'yon simpering dame'. That's MY favourite sexist Shakespeare speech. ;-)

xpost

Dost thou bandy looks with me?

-- Scourage (papiermachealamphibia...), August 22nd, 2006.

;_;

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

wha?

― jhoshea will build it good, make it sexy (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

unbanned??

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

REBANNED.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Monday, 8 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

NAY

― FORSOOTH (Haberdager), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

what gets me is, why all these dudes spend so much time defending themselves. perhaps they have a lot of practice at this

― Storefront Church (688), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

~~John Justen says~~ Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison

fixed

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

is like they get up in the morning and are already justifying why they got up at 645 instead of 630

― Storefront Church (688), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

How does Louis keep getting unbanned?

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Monday, 8 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

are you sure you aren't just banning him from individual threads?

― false cat (sleep), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

we enjoy his delicious presence

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

No, I'm locking him from the board. I'll try it again.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Monday, 8 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

he's got someone on the inside

― false cat (sleep), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

GDDMNIT.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Monday, 8 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

I feel like we're trapped in the worst technology-based horror flick ever.

He is....UNBANNABLE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

GRAAAAAAARH

― Deliciously Yours (Haberdager), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

hee hee

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

cutty = HERO

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

LOOK WHAT YOU NOISE DUDES HAVE DONE TO ADAM BEALES

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 8 January 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

is he defending himself again? when will it end?

― Storefront Church (688), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

Psalms 25:8 Good and upright is PUNK: therefore will it teach sinners in the way. The grinning hapless buffoons, will he guide in judgment: and the simpering dames will he teach his way.

Psalms 25:12 For what man is he that feareth BEALES? him shall he teach in the way that he shall choose. His pariah's soul shall dwell at delicious ease; and his seed shall inherit the earth.

― remybean (bean), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 08:10 (eighteen years ago)

I like Rachael Ray and all, but is she really selling that T-shirt? I mean, I could get that thing made, same font and all, at the copy shop down the street. Especially since I don't wear capped sleeves.

― A Radio Picture (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

we'll send shakey mo over to straighten her out

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, you should be happy if you've even got Americans correctly NAMING African countries. Don't be asking too much, now.

-- i'll mitya halfway (mitya_il...) (webmail), Today 8:51 AM. (mitya) (later) (link)

― database update failed (sanskrit), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

SATYRE

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, that t-shirt is from Rachael Ray's online store. It is a completely WTF thing, I mean I can't imagine who would purchase that.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

YUMM-O)))

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

I mean I can't imagine who would purchase that.

I kind of can, and I really don't want to.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

the same people who buy cookbooks about making better baloney sandwichs ie her hungry fans

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

I won one of her cookbooks at this work-related thing last year, and recipes are kind of scary. The one with spaghetti and barbeque sauce still haunts me.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

do you work at dunder mifflin

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

Is it the 365 No Repeats one? Because I flipped through that and kind of wanted to get it because it was hilarious. It's kind of a chore to come up with thousands of lunch and dinner recipes to ensure "no repeats" for an entire year if they all have to be made with fairly common (or substitutable) ingredients in under 30 fucking minutes. She was really coming up with some batshit stuff to fill out.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

Uh no I don't think that's the title, it's express something or other.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

365 no repeats strongo nouveau cuisine

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah it was basically the Mrs. Strongo book I think. Barbeque pasta sounds bizarre as hell. I don't like the idea of bbq pizza and I fail to see how pasta improves the situation? Tho I do like bbq sauce.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

There's also an E.V.O.O. shirt right? please tell me there is.

― be home by 11 (orion), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

haha ethan did you make a sunn 0))) joke

― waterfalls of el-poppage (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.shoprachaelray.com/%5CProductImages%5Cthumbnails%5C10029_T.JPG

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

EVOO is now a word in the dictionary. Bleh.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

It is important to note that Punk was a political movement as much as a musical movement. Back in the Carter/Reagan/Thatcher days people had a great deal to be angry about and Fleetwood Mac or Boz Skaggs was just the wrong soundtrack for that anger. After a while the anger died down, but Punk still had the feeling of a political movement back then (as did hip hop) so a crop of less angry post punk bands set out to change the world. At best, postpunk made it okay to be clever, or musically accomplished, or gay, but otherwise the world continued to get shittier. So by the next recession, hope and anger had become too tiresome, and we turned to music that expressed ennui - the second punk movement or Grunge. Nowadays the kids and their parents are thoroughly therapized and medicated, US schools no longer leave children behind, and while the world is even more screwed up, nobody has the slightest illusion that anything they can do can help make it better. In this context punk has become a solely musical form, completely free of political awareness; so you get empty bands, that sound like the Gang of Four, Joy Division or the Buzzcocks after brain surgery to remove their capacity for irony, a sort of castrated postpunk. In short, the planet is dying, pointless wars are being fought, thieves and liars run the world; but the kids of today have got their new x-box, a Misfits t-shirt from Hot Topic and no idea of anything better to do than rock out to Panic at the Disco on their $300 IPods.

So if anyone other than Peaches comes up with any actually revolutionary popular music in the next year, American or British, I would be genuinely surprised.

-- JB Young (jbybaltimor...), January 9th, 2007.

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 07:12 (eighteen years ago)

that punk thread and the jackin pop comments/critical alignment crap is giving me a headache (a self-imposed one, obv)

― ‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 08:53 (eighteen years ago)

OTM but also roffles to ease the pain: nabisco and adam beales are a match made in heaven. and the anti-idolator rant = classic frank k

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

my first reaction was "bullshit, 'they all look alike' hah ha"
more you look at it tho, maybe (but this always happens with this kind of "is it x famous person?" photo ids)

-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...), January 10th, 2007 8:13 AM. (pompous) (later)

fuk u racist

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha:

Passiflora Incarnata:

Point is that DEVO were proud of being uncool (by conventional standards, anyway). See "Through Being Cool" and basically their whole persona. They presented themselves as this angry, sarcastic bunch of outsiders, not asking for entrance to cool culture, but laughing at it from the outside.

-- Adam Beales

schooled by dr dullard with ADAM BEALES

-- mark s

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

the inner quote was what i was guessing the ebay dude was thinking, stencil, i thought that would be obvious, guess not, but keep up the vigilance!

took waaaay too long to be listed here, try to keep up dudes. ( lock user etc........)

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://ourworld.cs.com/BBRNZ/Backpedal+animation+small.gif

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Re: I SPY YET ANOTHER THINK COMING
koganbot
2006-11-22 09:28 pm UTC (link)
Late on this one 'cause I am decamped for the Turkey holiday. Stence has impossibly poor reading comprehension, cannot let go of stupid arguments, neither his own nor anyone else's, on his bad days clogs up the works for everybody, but isn't malicious and prob'ly is sweet.

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

are you darnielle or is that someone with a similar name? i can't keep up.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

nah, he's thomas tallis

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

i always get you and mountain grout's posts mixed up

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

oooh some old irrelevant chuck eddy crony don't like me! i think i'm gonna cry now.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

he said you are probably sweet! shows what he knows.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

bittersweet

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

stence that is some blount-level misreading/asscovering there - are you gonna ask dude to ANSWER THE QUESTION next

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

ethan that is some ethan-level blowing shit outta proportion - are you gonna start a CONTROVERSIAL THREAD next

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

The yuppies won. Yuppie signifiers of good taste can be bought just about anywhere, by anyone. Izod, Burberry, Henkels, Dean & DeLuca, Starbucks, etc. "Good" scotch. "Good" cheese. We all expect easy access to ostensibly high-quality products at consumer prices. Sur La Table. Design Within Reach. Most of us care about male grooming and the art world.

-- Adam Beales (adamrsbeale...), January 12th, 2007.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

'the dan' are just plain horrible beyond measure, and make me wish music had never been invented.

-- mister the guanoman (inf...), January 12th, 2007.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

omg tool

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

kill that guy

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

give us a link so we can insult him

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

the patti smith thread

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

who has worse music tastes? Lex, Rodney or Bimble?

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

i like a lot of 80's stuff that bimble likes. i don't know what rodney likes. i probably have never heard whatever the lex listens to.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Bimble's got cool tastes actually, he's just so relentlessly 100% about all of it that it's exhausting but I also kind of envy that

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Bimble is to the Kate Bush Aerial thread as Rockist is to the Shiina Ringo thread

― milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 5 February 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

bimble actually has decent taste, but the stuff he's into, HE'S REALLY INTO, and he doesn't know a ton of shit i would assume he does (not actually a bad thing i guess, he's exploring, which is admirable)

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know Bimble. I like Rodney and generally think he has good taste. What the Lex actually likes isn't as bad as his fawning defense of it and his draconian musical standards. Lex isn't a fan of rock music because of this weird "ew guitars (except when it's a girl singer!!)" stance he's adopted, whereas Rodney isn't a fan of it because he just hasn't been exposed to that much of it, having grown up listening to mostly hip-hop and R&B.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

bimble is a good dude, a long time ago he gave me a cd-r of relatively obscure old rap that i hadn't heard including an ep by THE JAZ that is basically impossible to find. I was supposed to send him something back but :( i suck and cant find the address.

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

...and am also lazy, obv, or i would have just contacted him

― deej.. (deej..), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

i leeched off jaxon on slsk the other day

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 5 February 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

what'd you get?

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

blood

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

some general echo trax of mine had glitches so i replaced them with yours

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

lex's social group is v.indie.

i nearly typed les. i shall call him les from now on

― Friendly Tree (688), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 08:55 (eighteen years ago)

the bimble guy is ridiculous

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 09:40 (eighteen years ago)

you have much in common

― jimbo (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 12:34 (eighteen years ago)

Bimble is to the Kate Bush Aerial thread as Rockist is to the Shiina Ringo thread

Uh oh, I need to tone it down then.

― Rockist Scientist, Hippopoptimist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

the lexington doesn't belong in the same category as the other 2

those guys are young & (over) enthused -- give em time...

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

i nearly typed les. i shall call him les from now on

He reminds me of a Les.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

LES MOONVEST

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nndb.com/people/661/000050511/les-nessman.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.corrieblog.tv/images/les_battersby_2.jpg

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

renominating kate the saint

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

She's not so much a Noize enemy as an enemy to mankind in general, though.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

I would fear for the animals, too.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

that uk thread on ile is scary. don't ask me what i was doing there.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

If my rules are so unfair and so draconian, then why have these threads gone on so successfully for over 20,000 posts?

If you don't like the rules, irrational as they may seem to you, you can go elsewhere. Yes, this is a public messageboard, but this is MY thread. I have created the atmosphere here, love it or hate it. And people getting their knickers in a twist over it - when there are thousands of other threads where you can talk about "banned topics" - ruins that atmosphere far more than anything I've ever done.

-- I Am Totally Radioactive!

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

"atmosphere"

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

haha wtf is that seriously on the watercooler thread?!?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

what was with her targeting sam on the vegetarian thread???

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

I think there's bad blood between them, ne c'est pas?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

you tell us!

― roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

i never know who dislikes who on ilx, except for a couple of obvious rivalries

― roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

Kate has always bullied Sam, apparently they used to know each other irl.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

"haha wtf is that seriously on the watercooler thread?!?"

it gets better than that. or worse depending on your point of view. it's like a really really awkward party and the host is drunk.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

I think ~~there's bad blood between them~~ SHES A NUTJOB, ne c'est pas?

― John Justen goes to work like an architect (johnjusten), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

The simplest explanations are the best.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

i feel like starting a mandee bouncy castle thread so i can bully people with my rules all the time

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

also when i was last in LDN i went up to KtS and said hello (ive met her at least 3x before), and she looked at me like i was a complete freak job

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, the two of them do have an IRL history.

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

How do they have an IRL history when one lives in Texas and the other in the UK?

Btw, I just read that watercooler thread. Jesus Christ. Ailsa OTM throughout.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

the lexington doesn't belong in the same category as the other 2
those guys are young & (over) enthused -- give em time...

i've asked bimble how old he is once and i think he's like 35

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

really? geez, i thought he was like 18. but he does have weird 80's memories that he could only have if he was an oldster. maybe he is getting younger.

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

she's on the watercooler thread claiming the DC thread shouted at her! This didn't happen at all!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Watercooler folx should revolt and start a UK regional thread that has nothing to do with Kate. I had no idea until I read it that it was supposed to Kate's personal ball-hogging playground.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Please don't make Sam a moderator. I vote no, and I know others who also would vote no, having experienced her moderation style before.

Only have a teacher be a moderator if you want to be treated like children.

-- HRH Queen Kate (masonicboo...), December 17th, 2003.

Yes, I have a personal history with "Sam" but up until now that history has not affected our on-board dealings. I hope that would not affect my decision with regards to who should moderate, as there are other moderators with whom I've had personal scrapes with, and I don't object to their moderation.

I object to "Sam" because I have experienced her moderation style, witnessed her abuse of moderation privileges on other lists, and do not think that it is suitable for ILX.

She has admitted herself upthread that she is swayed by personal feelings towards posters - and even though this may have previously benefited me in the past (I quote (and, irreleveant really, didn't my moderation always lean in yr favor?) ) - this lends itself to moderation abuse.

Because if you admit that you are willing and able to be swayed in favour of people because of personal reasons, you can just as willingly be swayed *against* people and engage in personal vendettas, and I and the other list members experienced this, too.

-- HRH Queen Kate (masonicboo...), December 17th, 2003.

I need to say this. If it gets deleted or locked, then sobeit. But I NEED to say it.

Sorry, "Sam" or whatever you're calling yourself now, but I feel lied-to and violated that you hid your identity for so long. I've been taking it on trust for a while that people on ILX *are* who they claim to be. It took a long time to get to that point, to restore that kind of faith in other people. And all along, that faith was not justified, that someone has been consistently lying about who they are, for whatever reason.

You say that it's "to protest your IRL identity from people at work" - you know what? You're a teacher. I don't know what the rules are in Texas, but in the UK, we're in the midst of a huge legal case WRT what kind of disclosure teachers and other people who work with children should be acountable.

If you are afraid that discussion of mental health issues and child abuse issues could affect your job as a teacher, maybe you shouldn't be bringing them up in a public forum.

(Not to mention that it brings into question what you ARE telling your employers, and if you would even be qualified to be a teacher in the first place were you to tell the truth.)

That is my last word on the subject.

-- HRH Queen Kate (masonicboo...), December 18th, 2003.

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

goddamn

― roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

lololol

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

also ally a certain mr que did call her crazy when she popped in on dc

― fuck yr face blogger (a_p), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

oh did he?? I am so used to seeing him posting insults in all caps that I think I must've skimmed that. I assumed that she thought we were talking about HER when we were talking about KLG, and the hot date.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

I think there's bad blood between them, ne c'est pas?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), February 6th, 2007 1:14 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

Ha, I see what you did there.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

"Queen Kate" - says it all really

unbookmarking ile was the best thing i ever did

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

now i'm tempted to troll on over there XD

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

make it so

― roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

Watercooler folx should revolt and start a UK regional thread that has nothing to do with Kate. I had no idea until I read it that it was supposed to Kate's personal ball-hogging playground.

ok, this would be ten times better and funnier than that brady bunch episode where they divide the room in half with white tape.

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

there are many london threads, there isn't really one. as for the rest of the uk i dunno, there uised to be a glasgow one, maybe there still is

― Friendly Tree (688), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

she claims there have been 20,000 posts on her cooler threads, but 80% of those have to made by her

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

i just read 2 pages of the watercooler thread and it was so much worse than i ever thought it could be

― universal death rats (sleep), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

Only 80%?

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

No, no, no valerian to me. Though I am pre-menstral so it might do some good. I've also had three krispy kremes (see above) which is making me feel quite ... odd.

-- Fire and Worms

― roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

I have gotten pretty good at avoiding Kate posts anymore, when I do actually come across one, all I can think about is the "harshbuzz my clit-on" "you're my antichrist" exchange.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

m, i still can't believe she didn't recognize you after you'd met her a few times! i've never even met you and i'd recognize you! and if you recognized me i'd be 'awesome!'
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

yeah a lot of people knew who i was who i hadn't even met yet, it was kind of embarassing being blanked by her

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

i'd be relieved

― roger goodell (gear), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

So would I.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

im sensitive!

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

I like it when folk songs are filthy. A good folk song should either be filthy or murderous. Kind of like gangsta rap. Gangsta Folk. Oh yes. Drive by Viking raids and all that.

-- I Am Totally Radioactive! (masonicboo...), February 2nd, 2007. (kate

― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

good one jumbo

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

i only venture into watercooler and ILE when i am bored. so....now.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

uh, i'm back. that was awful.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

OK, so who's the laff riot that did this (NSFW, or ears)?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

oh my

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

It's funny because it's true.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

80% of masonicboom's posts consist of the word 'I'

texas sam rools

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

Is it true the londoners have their own secret board where they discuss faps where kate can't see?

also, mandee u may be a freak but at least you aren't a fat pig. u my boo

also wtf @ "Teacher". She's like a fucking SQL monkey or some shit. Not even a DBA!

DBA = york rite
sysadmins = scottish rite
programmers = ILLUMINATI

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

She used to be a teacher in a public school, Jon. Those posts are at least three years old.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

did we ever find out why shimura curves broke up?

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

that watercooler thread is gold. its amazing that kate is still pulling the exact same shit that she was six years ago. she is the internet equivalent of a dog who vomits, looks away for a second, looks back, notices some vomit, eats it, vomits again, looks away for a second...

― m@p (plosive), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

so what if the posts are old... she hates teachers!

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

God, Kate would be the least patient teacher ever!!!

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

thing is, she is not that terrible in person.. i mean, from what little ive interacted with her, she didnt seem THAT horrible.

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

kate and louis should be shot into the sun

― jimbo (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

did we ever find out why shimura curves broke up?

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), February 6th, 2007. (chaki) (later)

Kate saw a photo of the other three Curves hanging out together at an occasion she wasn't invited to.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

i hear they have a private bit torrent tracker where they send each other files that kate can't have

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

Since I'm already fucked off and in a shitty mood now, I'm going to go and get a carrot cake as it can't possibly make things any worse.
Since I'm already fucked off and in a shitty mood now, I'm going to go and get a carrot cake as it can't possibly make things any worse.
Since I'm already fucked off and in a shitty mood now, I'm going to go and get a carrot cake as it can't possibly make things any worse.
Since I'm already fucked off and in a shitty mood now, I'm going to go and get a carrot cake as it can't possibly make things any worse.
Since I'm already fucked off and in a shitty mood now, I'm going to go and get a carrot cake as it can't possibly make things any worse.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

Kate saw a photo of the other three Curves hanging out together at an occasion she wasn't invited to.

lol! thats kinda sad i guess!

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

kates krispy karrot kreme kake

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

what is it with her goddamn obsession with carrot cake, i hate people who talk about stuffing their face with some cake or chocolate or some shit like that every minute of every stupid day, i swear she's just like the character on secret's and lies who is always on the rag.

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

hey, that's one of my fried-food restaurant names! Secrets and Fries

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

secrets and pies

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

secrets and goddamn obsession with carrot cake

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

if it weren't for the frosting, carrot cake would be nothing

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

obviously MY pms has honed it on its target

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

reverse 'it' and 'on' and yup

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.michaelandrochellessite.com/resources/img/cathy_1999-07-11_sm.gif

― deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

ILE disgusts me

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

whatever happened to those tittwis threads?

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

Mandee is my official new hero.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

btw kate fucked sam & her real name is susan & kates old band had a song about her called 'susan is a lesbian'

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

wow.
so much to learn, so little interest.

― be home by 11 (orion), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

i learned that from somebody on aim like 6 years ago!!

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

what is it with her goddamn obsession with carrot cake, i hate people who talk about stuffing their face with some cake or chocolate or some shit like that every minute of every stupid day

lol. also see: "pointy nose"

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

the phrase 'mine own' enrages me like little else

― jimbo (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

ian otm

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

but at the same time, the background story and these quotes are pretty entertaining if only b/c i keep going 'no way, whoa'. so weird.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

do you guys think that the british and americans could drive her off ilx if we worked together?

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

I've been biting my tongue, but basically she uses every mod board broohaha to take potshots at me Dom and Marcello.

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

i have no idea what sam looks like, but grossest visual ever

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

someone should make a big photoshop of everyone on ILX hanging out without her in it

― jimbo (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

you guys realize that talking about her for this long on a thread is going to make her love the 'attention' and keep at the crazy, right?

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

Ignoring her and being nice didn't do anything. I'm going to try being a complete cunt again. Anyone have her ip address?

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

i'm guessing you do

― grbchv! (skowly), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

yeah im going to move my rant to the secret london board

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

i apologize for posting that but ive known it forever & had to say it somewhere

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

it was the elephant in the room.
but actually i had decided they had an e-fight over a boy in an ICQ channel in 1997.

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

if vague recollection serves it was "susan is a lesbian NOW" like the ramones song! tres punques

― tuesdays with maury povich (get bent), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

ysi?

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

wait it is a lover's quarrel??

xp HEYO

― grbchv! (skowly), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

hey, maybe somebody should XXX out Sam's real name? She didn't really ask to be thrown up here, and it might be embarrassing for her to find her name associated with any of this shit?

― indian rope trick (bean), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

here was a sexual revolution
But nobody heard
A girl who likes girls
Is still a dirty word
She could have just rebelled in the usual way
But she heard Lesbians are chic
And drugs are passe

― indian rope trick (bean), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

ILE disgusts me
-- vahid (vfoz...), February 6th, 2007. (vahid) (link)

CAN THIS SHIT BE LOCKED WE NEED NEW ENEMYS ILE BEEFS = TEH SUCK

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 06:41 (eighteen years ago)

Watercooler folx should revolt and start a UK regional thread that has nothing to do with Kate. I had no idea until I read it that it was supposed to Kate's personal ball-hogging playground.
---

-- the kwisatz bacharach (mikeoptin...) (webmail), February 6th, 2007 8:44 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link)

I've heard a couple of people mention it but then it's still all about her isn't it? She'd end up spamming her "own" thread just to keep the post count higher.

Don't forget UK WC coincidentally started about 5 minutes after KSC's GusherGate strop with luna(?) in tittwis.

― onimo (onimo), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

I fucked up the c&p there, that wasn't sanskrit

― onimo (onimo), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

in on this kate bashing

the screams she made when shitura curves were mildly amusing

― King Boy Pato (patog27), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

i figured out who all these "sincere" indie kidz on ilm remind me of. that mike myers character simon in the bathtub with his drawrings.

HELLO iLM !!!!....MY FIRST POST & LIST OF FAVOURITE ALBUMS !!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

er, not that they are my enemy or anything...

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

you said drawrings

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

That may be a good template to take for trolling -- a few red herrings on the album list and no black people

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

does anyone have the url of the ILM HIJACKED BY FAGGOTS IMAGE?

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

i http ://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h143/Aramyr/bad-dudes.jpg

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

ILE is the worst place ever today. should be bombed.

― acrobat (elwisty), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

i finally locked carlin from two ILM threads today and he ain't been seen since

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

fight the real enemy

― acrobat (elwisty), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

I'd take ten marcellos over...well taste is subjective innit

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

It really is! If only KstC and MC could be locked into one board together like the Aja/Dante of old. Such fun that would be!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

that vegeterian thread yesterday was lunchtime in the lioness den

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

i figured out who all these "sincere" indie kidz on ilm remind me of. that mike myers character simon in the bathtub with his drawrings.

HELLO iLM !!!!....MY FIRST POST & LIST OF FAVOURITE ALBUMS !!!!

-- scott seward (skotro...), February 7th, 2007. (tracklink)

otm!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

If only KstC and MC could be locked into one board together

huge daily/hourly fluctuations between BEST and WORST msgbrd evah

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

I loved the veg thread, but today looks like a total wash.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

dare you all to go start posting on that uk thread. and talk about yer fave british monarchs.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

And Kate will talk about her fave british menarchs.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

Dangerous question I'm sure but did Ally and Kate have a falling out? Whenever the old threads get revived they seem quite friendly. Please ignore if this is not the case or seen as stirring up trouble!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

It really is! If only KstC and MC could be locked into one board together like the Aja/Dante of old. Such fun that would be!

cf Kingfish's negative zone

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

We didn't have a falling out that I am aware of, I mean a "falling out" in her world seems to amount to me disagreeing with her and going on her enemy list for all time, but I've got no beef with her and don't know her very well! So, no worries about that question.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

I wrote her a nice email a few days back and she didn't even reply. ;_;

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

post it?

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

Eh, I was just calling her out for taking advantage of the LJ mod thread to be a dick to people

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

DOn't you guys find it odd that you post nasty shit about people knowing they can read it? I mean,... I don't know. Whatever.

Kate saw a photo of the other three Curves hanging out together at an occasion she wasn't invited to.

Hey Dom don't you find that misogynistic? wink wink

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

i felt bad trolling her last year so i webmailed her to check out psychic ills since she loves the dirty dronerock.

she never wrote back, i hope she did.

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

Yea, Nathalie, here's the thing. I've been nothing but nice to her for most of recent memory and even had some friendly interchanges with her but once you're in her bad book she just acts all moonbatty to you whenever she gets a chance.

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

DOn't you guys find it odd that you post nasty shit about people knowing they can read it?

Don't you think that makes it less odd? I mean, people could be gossiping behind her back. She can read it, and can choose to have something to say about it. And generally does, over and over and over again, until she's blue in the face and no one can even remember WHY so-and-so is on her shit list to begin with.

So, no, I don't find it odd that anyone is doing that. She's not been very nice to the people who are doing this.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

lol i can't believe u guys emailed her. so sweet!

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

fwiw, i think she uses that address rarely if ever.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

I've been nothing but nice to her for most of recent memory and even had some friendly interchanges with her but once you're in her bad book she just acts all moonbatty to you whenever she gets a chance.

Ditto me towards Marcello except replace 'nice' with 'reasonably courteous'. He must pay.

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Cheers Ally. Vita surely some abuse of moderator powers is allowable at this point!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

normally i would feel bad about complaining about somebody publically, but in the case of KtS, nope. dont feel bad. and im a total sweet heart, a little bit.

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

I'm totally rooting for stevem here.

― teh_kit never wins (g-kit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

did you meet her for 1st time at that girls-only london fap mandee?

xpost: i wanted to ban him from ILM completely after that Woebot thread
but it would've been over-ruled by my real nemesis Matt DC, just to annoy me

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Hm, I guess I understand but... I mean, it feels like you guys are venting/gossiping or whatever. Maybe it serves another purpose (unlike talking beind one's back).

(Sorry, not making sense. In Japan and it's 2 AM and my brain is in my bed.)

I'm just checking this list to see if I'm on it. Xrosses fingaz. I wanna be baaaaaad. ;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

steve, i think it was before that, maybe, at some other FAP for when felicity was in town

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

xxpost did you ever meet matt?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

Found the lyrics to that song and this interview:

That whole aesthetic of girl groups from the 60s where every song is a mini soap opera and a lot of our songs are like that. Sus4n is a Lesbian is a song about a girl who gets married then runs away to become a lesbian. They're kitchen sink dramas.

I'm not participating in any ilx pile-on, but it's a bit much to have the first track of your first release be an ad hominem slam on somebody you know.

and for more fun, have some russian. (о действительно произошедшем случае обоюдной сердечной дружбы)

Also, I still want negative zone capability.

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, people could be gossiping behind her back.

You mean like on the secret lndn board?

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

personality thread is like sandpaper underwear

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

dude, wtf does that mean?!?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

ILE is the worst place ever today. should be bombed.
-- acrobat (p---_s---...), February 7th, 2007. (later)

― acrobat (elwisty), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

there isn't really a 'secret london board' as such. a lot of the core londoners were friends before ILM and had a little board of their own naturally. of course you can imagine ILX-related subjects (inc. people) would be talked about in such situations (in the pub too of course).

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

plus when i say board i mean mail group

stonecutterscarltellinglennytoshutup.jpg

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

im not on that secret london thing. it sounds rubbish

― Friendly Tree (688), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

itz where all the rilly good kidney pie recipes go.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

somebody asked me if i wanted to be on it and i said no and strode purposefully off into the snow.

i didnt find any snow. apparently there might be some tomorrow, maybe i will wear a hat

― Friendly Tree (688), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

there was snow when i woke up this morning.

― racist illustrator for hire (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

it made getting to the post office a bitch.

― racist illustrator for hire (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

no way the secret LDN board is great, full of MIDI

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

i could send you one of my hats, but i only have one now, because i lost the other on new years eve

did you take a picture of the snow, in lovely baltimore?

― Friendly Tree (688), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

i did not. and sadly my office window faces a brick wall.

― racist illustrator for hire (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

that's not a metaphor.

― racist illustrator for hire (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

it made getting to the post office a bitch.

WHO THE FUCK USES THE POST OFFICE ANYMORE!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

i do to send mail. am i wrong?

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

bob dylan on radio 2 last night was great. he played great old music, said 'kudoze baltimore' at one point and sounded like an amalgamation of very old man in the simpsons ever.

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

it's jess that's been sending england those letter bombs

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Why would a CANADIAN know about the secret london board? I only know about of it because of a nz bd redaction request email.

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

scott you are (al)right

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

WHO THE FUCK USES THE POST OFFICE ANYMORE!

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH I MEAN PARCEL SERVICE

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

secret lndn board iz where all the rare felicity kendal outtake blooper bootlegs are

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

it's where all the good dr. who bootlegs get traded.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

I knew I was missing out!

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

Jessie knows too much.

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

WIll this:http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newquestions.php?board=15

be ritually destroyed with the move to new new ilx?

― John Justen goes to work like an architect (johnjusten), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

I posted this on the DC thread by accidents.

It's minus 17 degrees in here at the moment, these are total necessity. These days, when I'm at a friends place, I often just take my pants off and stroll around in my long underwear, because it's so much comfier. Thankfully my friends understand.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 1:56 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WTF ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

if you are at your own house having a sleepover party this is one thing but at other people's house? Just showing up, taking off your pants? NO. DO NOT WANT.

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyza...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 1:58 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

but will revise to say that if u r v. cute then DO WANT

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

I AM INTRIGUED BY THIS SECRET INDIAN BOARD.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

SECRET INDIAN SAMMICH PLACE IN WEST VILLAGE

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas is a bit weird isn't he? i mean, i'm also european but still i find his whole demeanor quite strange at times. then again he's a hippie male feminist....

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Tuomas was made in a lab as an AI experiment, I swear to god.

Either that our he's a brilliant 15 year old kid from Jersey.

― John Justen goes to work like an architect (johnjusten), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

he kinda looks like charlie brown to me

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

where does one GET long underpants. not that i'd ever want to see someone wearing'em at my house. i mean, tuomas is fine in this "oh how cute, a....

argh, nooooo, *slaps self* must resist temptation to slander someone.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

HI U R ON NOIZE BOARD SLANDER AWAY.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

Nathalie, stop always capt save a ho-ing everyone. remember when you were defending GRAHAM!??!

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

:-( I still like him. I met him and he's sweet. I mean, what he did was maybe uncalled for - I wasn't there, so I can't judge really - but he was nice to me when we spent the day together. He needs some friends, I think that's his main thing.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

You can get long underwear at American Apparel.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

And LL Beans.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

And any sporting goods store.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

then again he's a hippie male feminist....

he's a hippie male feminazi more so

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

I used to date someone who wore cut off long underwear all the time

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

You guys are American and by default just weird.

So okay Tuomas seems a bit humourless I'm sure he'd say: but I like a good laugh, ho ho ho. But you know he'll probably laugh about how sexist Germaine Greer is or something. A male feminist? Gimme a break. He's the reason why I quit university (plus I was a bit retarded).
Pedantic prat.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

the pillow hat was full of humor.

to jon: eww

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

Note: I am not actually advocating wearing long underwear openly and about or even at all.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

Why is America weird?

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

chaks, she pulled it off, only the bottoms though

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

I was baffled by the confusion over where to buy long underwear, and then I realized that I live in Minnesota.

Tuomas sucks less than he used to. Kate is a non-fluctuating cesspool of suck, on the other hand.

― John Justen goes to work like an architect (johnjusten), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

ILE is the worst place ever today. should be bombed.
-- acrobat (p---_s---...), February 7th, 2007. (later)

-- acrobat (p---_s---...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 11:58 AM. (elwisty)

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

god you know I'm bored out of my gourd at work when I read Noize. . .

Jess, for what it's worth you were only 2/3 correct way upthread but I appreciate your "last week on LOST" style catch up there. (and the 1/3 you were wrong about made me throw up in my mouth a little)

I don't care about people calling me by my real name. I used to care back when I had a sensitive job (teaching) and abusive boyfriend. But now far too many people on the interweb know I'm really susan and far too many people IRL know I'm also sam to make it matter anymore.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

Why is America weird?

you guys talk funny.

Seriously, weird? It isn't, but at the same time it is. Just the differences in... Were you asking for a reply? Anyway, just the fact that it's such a vast country. It's not homogenous (?). New York is so different from, say, Texas. But also differences in mentality. That said, I don't have a love hate relationship with it, which I do have with Japan in a MAJOR way.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.preisvergleich.org/pimages/HoustonWhitney-My-Name-Is-Not-Susan_280__80024007196643130_40.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

haha that's awesome.

When I was on MySpace bands I befriend for name alone: Scared of Chaka (my sis-in-law is named Chaka); Choking Susan; and, wait for it, I Hate Kate. I'm pretty sure all of those bands suck.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.search.com/e/e1/Susandey.jpg

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

Sam, FWIW that wasn't jess, and FWIW I thought he was kidding when I first read it (though mainly because I pretty much assumed your response to that part would be to throw up in your mouth a little bit)!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh, ethan then? I get nonsensical usernames confused these days.
Like I said a couple of those things were true but seriously it happened like 8 or 9 years ago. The (unfounded) resentment Kate carries to this day amazes me.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

WHY DOES DR MORBIUS HATE STONED MOVIEGOERS SO MUCH AND ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THEM!?

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

Because he is an obsessive personality, you know the answer to that.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

morbius strawmen:

stoned moviegoers
the secret tarantino fanboy cabal on ilx
nfl fans
nba fans

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

honestly i dont really know his deal.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

"twerps"

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

stop always capt save a ho-ing everyone

This reminds me of a big fight I got into with Ethan from a long time ago when he was picking on Kate, I used to feel sorry for her! Then I realized how nasty and bullying she is.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Scared of Chaka

the scared of chaka/flake music split 7" is a BALL!!!

scared of chaka was kind of an early version of the shins.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Dr. Morbius ACTIVELY watches movies for INSIGHT and ANALYSIS. Stoners PASSIVELY watch movies FOR FUN, and are therefore classed as "twerps".

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

MORBS WATCHES FILMS DUDES

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

(xp) you mean flake music

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I feel like I've heard something by SOC recently that wasn't too bad. Maybe on the Tony Hawk Underground? I like putting that game in just for the soundtrack. . .

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

you guys talk funny.

Wikipedia:
Over 370 million people speak English as their first language.

...

the United States now has more first-language English speakers than the rest of the world combined

So if you're talking about our accents, fuck BRITISHES!!!!!!

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

yes i do! i actually started singing "SUB-marines, SUB-marines" to myself at the thought of that split record. i'm gonna dig that thing out tonight and give it a spin.

xposts.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

flake music will change your life

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh, right. FILMS.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

remember guys, films like miami vice and inland empire aren't films though, they're movies. they were shot on DV. let's not mix the two up, ok.

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

-- Ms Misery (poxyfule...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 2:45 PM. (MissMiseryTX)

were you consented about those song lyrics? seems kinda fucked up

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

worst writing style EVER

Has this been done to death? Apologies if so. Anyway, on the Police reunion thread it was stated that Andy Sommers had written in his memoir that it is he himself who wears that mantle. Eyebrows were raised. But then I got to wondering... Who truly deserves this distinction?

-- Particlewave (balanc...), February 7th, 2007. (particlewave)

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

I wore long underwear for the first time when I went to school up north. I didn't realize until after the fact that one should still wear regular underwear underneath it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

fwiw shooting on Super16 is the best way to do HD

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

not an enemy, but not really a roffle, so i'll put it here

Here is an odd detail: Charles Aaron is not only #1 in critical alignment, he's also #1 in alphabetical order and #1 in P&J voter seniority.

-- glenn mcdonald

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

were you consented about those song lyrics? seems kinda fucked up

nope. and it was pretty fucked up esp. since other people were mentioned. but whatever, it's in the past and I don't really care anymore. people like k. feed off any attention, including negative, so I 'd rather just let the past die.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't realize until after the fact that one should still wear regular underwear underneath it.

um, what?

― grbchv! (skowly), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

ya rly

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

you guys don't know how to wore underwear

― grbchv! (skowly), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are like the lex of dressing for cold weather

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

If you were supposed to wear it like that, it would be called overunderwear.

― John Justen goes to work like an architect (johnjusten), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

tho i shouldn't talk - i once spent a week wearing only boxers over polypro (when it was warm enough) up to 14k in Rado [/"poseur"]

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

I recently dreamt about having sex with a co-worker from decades past whom I never much liked in the first place. Upon waking, I felt grubby. I felt as though I had psychically molested her pristine astral form.

-- the new sincerity (bandfrumnoiz...), Yesterday 1:55 PM. (Pye Poudre) (later) (link)

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

I was certain that the "most influentual guitarist..." thread would be deluged by sniping nastiness, but instead people are arguing about eddie van halen and other alternatives.

WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE?

― John Justen goes to work like an architect (johnjusten), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^^ OTM I went on that thread to post a funny dream I had about a blind date and was confronted with THAT post. FUCK that post.

uh xpost

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

The longjohns I had allowed for a lot of swinging room, look just take my word for it, ok?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

Please prepare to have your pristine astral form psychically molested.

― Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

new sincerity is beales (was that already obvious)

― jimbo (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

i thought initially he was nood spok but then realized who he was.

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

pristine astral form!

also of course america is weird. what kind of weirdo would disagree?

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Green card marriage
I'll love you till the INS takes me away (x2)

OMG

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

the thing that is bothering me the most is that isn't this:
She could have just rebelled in the usual way
But she heard Lesbians are chic
And drugs are passe
a blatant rip off of the Dandy Warhols?!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Liggers With Attitude
My friend works for the BBC
She can get in anywhere for free
Top of the Pops
Hey we're on TV!
Chorus:
Baby don't you think we're rude
We're just liggers with attitude
My friend works for a magazine
guest lists plus ones
a real cool scene
gets more passes than i've ever seen
my friend works for a record store
he's a cool nerd an indie whore
give me CDs
give me More More More!
my friend works at EMI
we ask him all the time
when can we get signed
take us backstage cut us some lines
my friend he's a real rock star
fender gives him free guitars
buys me drinks
at the met bar

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Network Love Song
There's no chemistry between you and me
But from down the line you're so sublime
So phone me baby and we'll pretend maybe
That face to face we would want to embrace
Chorus:
Flirting electronically means we never have to meet
Weren't telecommunications just made for you and me
You're not handsome My knees aren't a-quiver
But sex on paper gives me the shivers
So fax me baby I can't stand your glance
But your turns of phrase leave me entranced
Chorus
You're a little scary possibly psychotic
But your typing drives me wild and your .sig's erotic
So email darling no flirting face to face
Textual entendre makes me hyperventilate

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

I got the fury and I got the noise
But angst looks better on skinny boys

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

a blatant rip off of the Dandy Warhols?!

echoes of orbit

― jimbo (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

Now he's getting into politics
Now he thinks he's a socialist
I'm barefoot, pregnant, talking jive
Washing dishes for the MC5

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

'jonestown mascara'

Three percent peroxide
Ninety seven percent sexuality
The politics of hairdye
Reinvent yourself how you're supposed to be

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

blergh

― vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thelollies.co.uk/Lollies/lyrics.htm

― roger goodell (gear), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

i actually own two lollies records. kate's voice is ok but her bandmate should have had her mouth stapled shut. and the lyrics are dreadful beyond belief

― jimbo (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

You want us all to suffer.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

YSI

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

Both 22 years old, Kate St. Claire and Jane Mountain formed The Lollies at the start of 1999. The birth of The Lollies "was really painful," Jane remembers, "Kate was really drunk so she doesn’t remember what happened. There was a party and it was 2 days after New Year’s Eve. We wrote the hit single then." Kate concurs, "I don't remember starting The Lollies. I just woke up one day and Jane said, hey we started a band."

Umm, isn't Kate like 36 now?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

dude is falling off

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

are gushers more or less painful then starting a band?

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

"The hit single".

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

Those lyrics are only surpassed in awfulness by the bio/press release section.

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

you should see the sleeve art

― jimbo (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

YES LET'S NOT

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

you should see the wizard's sleeve

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.highwaygirl.com/hwg/images/godzilla.jpg

VS.
http://awry.tripod.com/promopics_high.html

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

Did that work, or did I just get fucked by tripod?

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

fucked.

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

FIXED. Linking not nearly as fun.

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

if you crop the dude out of the picture it looks like kate will eat her

also, her teeth are ok for a brit

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

"lollies" sounds like an award show for funny youtube videos

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

lolliecon

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Thursday, 8 February 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

idea: start posting on idme just to piss her off!

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

it's locked up!

― jimbo (electricsound), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:14 (eighteen years ago)

damn i thought i was on to something there

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

wait aren't you admin? can't you unlock? or does your power only apply to certain boards?

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://masonicboom.blogspot.com/

first entry on here pretty great

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

xpost i think he's only ile/ilm

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21171554@N00/381843130/

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:23 (eighteen years ago)

jon is correct

― jimbo (electricsound), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

) My "Terrible" Drinking - i.e. any drinking at all. She's been here four days. On Sunday afternoon, I had a single beer while I was cooking dinner. Last night, I had one hot toddy when I got home, and another before I went to bed. This means that I am sallying forth down the road to "drinking alone" and "alcoholism". You know, in the past, I've had bouts of fairly bad alcoholism, usually in response to situations I found myself in. I've since grown up and learned to use alcohol for its proper purpose - an occasional drink to facilitate relaxation. "Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin. My mother cannot escape that old Scots prohibitionism that thinks that all drink is the instrument of the devil.

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

But you are excluded. You are NOT a part of this happy, joyous, together bundle of people. You have been excluded. You no longer exist in their world. You have been ERASED.

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/mcfly.gif
Great scott!

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

lolliecon

My eyes! Jesus! Warn a brother next time!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 8 February 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

not liking silent comedy puts you automatically in the Campfire Girls.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), February 7th, 2007.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 8 February 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

I don't understand what that's even supposed to mean?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)

me neither really.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campfire_Girls_(band)

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 8 February 2007 10:37 (eighteen years ago)

Also, though I'm not into joining in on the rolling beatdown on LJ, wtf at this:

I'd like, Turangalila, to draw your attention to the word 'Like' at the start of the second post. Such a word, used at such a position in the sentence, is usually an explanatory conjunction. Like, that she's qualifying what she said in her first post. Now let's look at the second post. "yay that you discovered Youtube a year too late", she says. Now, Turalilingerer, you wouldn't mind hazarding a guess as to whom that's addressed? Myself, or the fella who started the thread with a couple of Youtube URLs? Think hard, it shouldn't take you too long.

So, what have we worked out? We've worked out that both Melissa's first and second posts are directed at the same person, and that that person is the thread-starter, and not myself. Therefore, your point that she was 'describing Louis as a retard', and that 'the answer was pretty evident' appears to have backfired rather spectacularly.

In fact, I'd go as far as to say that you're the retard. Although seeing as that would reduce myself to the same sort of playground idiocy that you're currently operating at, I'll refrain.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

hello, mr college debating society.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 February 2007 10:40 (eighteen years ago)

i think the poor guys mouth is wired open

― Save The Whales (688), Thursday, 8 February 2007 10:55 (eighteen years ago)

OMG those song lyrics are HILARIOUS

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Thursday, 8 February 2007 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

Dear promoter of the club last night, you are adorable. You are just like a funsize DDB.

-- Probability Smear Of Possible Quantum Katehood (masonicboo...) (webmail), Today 6:29 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

now i know why he's awol

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

He can't help himself and I can see why. It's probably a big relief not being piled on for a change.

Who's awol?

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

When I grab large quantities of Einsturzende Neubauten and KMFDM (as I aim to do pretty soon) I'll have the whole noize board queueing up to forgive me... ;-)

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...)

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh ethan, finder of roffles.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

He has to be made up.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

funsize ddb?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

oh, dirty dronerock boy, not our illustrious ddb

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

a man can dream, can't he?

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

Not KMFDM! He's found the secret handshake.

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

why is this thread so funny

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

When I grab large quantities of Einsturzende Neubauten and KMFDM (as I aim to do pretty soon) I'll have the whole noize board queueing up to forgive me... ;-)

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...)

everything about this is funny. i love it.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, we LOVE KMFDM over here.

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

KMFDM BRING DA NOISE!!

http://encyclopedia.quickseek.com/images/KMFDM2005.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 8 February 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

NO BUT GUYS IT WAS DELIBERATELY ARCH AND RIDICULOUS THAT WAS THE JOKE ALL ALONG AHHH

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

l-r: ethan, jessie, ian, jon, skot

http://encyclopedia.quickseek.com/images/KMFDM2005.jpg

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, I'm trying to be honest rather than impressing you with my comprehensive knowledge and witty insights. I don't know why you're trying to start beef.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), February 8th, 2007 11:39 AM. (jaymc) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 8 February 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

wot, no care bear/MLP slash on this thread yet?

-- kingfishy (jdsalmo...) (webmail), February 8th, 2007 12:00 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

NITZER EBB

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

they opened for depeche mode when i saw them in 8th grade.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

good lord, i fancied luke goss at that age. hah

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

captivate! captivate!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

nitzer ebb's music always gives me the mental image of some crazed european fashion photographer prancing around snapping pictures

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

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from the album SHOWTIME

Two and one make it three
Intertwine like the links that make a chain
'Round the anchor 'round a ship
'Round the bottom of the sea
'Round the world you and me
Back again and then it's us
With our life in our hands
Making one then making us
To be more to be sure
That what is here is here for you
Here for me, on and on
Into the night into the day
Into the years that are to come
More you know that I know
It's on and on, and on and on
You and me
You and us
To know and love and love again
On and on, on and on
The tiny thing that make us live
Through the day, through the night
Through the week or through our lives
Hand in Hand, look it up
Just sit and watch, toward the why
Gotta go, 'round the buoy
Can't think the light can go so far
On and on, on and on
To know and love and love again
On and on, on and on

― GULLIBLE (Mandee), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

Nitzer Ebb's music always gives me the mental image of two pairs of balls slapping together.

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

well neither of those images are mutually exclusive

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 8 February 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

*draws big heart, colours it in, buys Cub album, snuggles up in duvet with unicorn dolly, hums to self gently*

I don't think anyone can follow that up, so I won't. Not that I could if I'd wanted to, that is. ;-)

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...)

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

I would like to hear that Cub album again. It's been a long time.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

maybe someone can post it into this thread

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS I MET A MEMBER OF CUB ONCE

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

wot, no care bear/MLP slash on this thread yet?

-- kingfishy (jdsalmo...) (webmail), February 8th, 2007 12:00 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyza...), Today 4:01 AM. (allyzay) (later)

i thought that said MLK for a second

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS ONE MEMBER OF CUB USED TO WORK AT AQUARIUS RECORDS IN SF FOR LIKE A ZILLION YEARS

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

I thought s1ocki said he was a member of Cub for a minute, which would have been weird.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

satan sucks
but you're the best
holy smokes
you past the test...

THIS REMINDS ME OF MIDWAY AIRPORT, MEMORIES I DO NOT WANT.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

is cub the lil romeo style protege of
http://www.soundcircuit.com/wackwatch/covers/cover_bigbear.jpg
?

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

yes.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

where are those ian jagger quotes from?

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

The KMFDM one is from here:What are your iTunes Top 25 most played songs?

Watch as I extend the olive branch, retract it, and then stop talking to him.

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Thursday, 8 February 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

KMFDM IS A DRUG AGAINST WAR.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

Flow is utterly brilliant. It's wholly unconcerned with being pigeonholed, trendy, or in the shadow of any looming forefather; it's genuinely original-sounding, exciting, ambitious material, a (near-) complete vision actually worth our spectatorship. I'm this close to calling JGT one of the bona fide geniuses of modern music. HOLY HELL I need more stuff like this...

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), February 7th, 2007 11:07 PM. (Haberdager) (later) (link)

WHY U MAEK ME WANT TO HAET FOETUS?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 8 February 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

the group 'mind' on that pan's labyrinth thread is pukemaking

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 8 February 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

Think I'm gonna see PL tomorrow, I'll see if I can break from the hive.

― Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 9 February 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno, liking pan's labyrinth is a fine hive to belong to as far as i'm concerned

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 9 February 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.familyrightsassociation.com/educate/borg/talons.gif

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 9 February 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

Devil's Backbone >>>>>>> Pan's Labyrinth.

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Friday, 9 February 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

i wouldn't say that. They're both real good.
Chronos, however: a little dicier.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 February 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

another classic from the archives

― vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

Superb.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

shakey mo is making me want to turn into capn save-a-ho on anna nicole smith

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

shakey mo talking about iraq makes me want to become a neo-con

― and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

i just don't understand why certain people want to go on EVERY thread about a subject they dislike and be assholes?? if he'd even just done it once, well there goes rapey again, but on all of them??

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

xpost i know, it's an amazing talent he has

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

#&@((@&*($ BOXCAR! NO! NO! NO!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

shakey mo isn't nearly as compassionate as rick santorum

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Shakey Mo and Gabbneb are the perfect storm of annoying me.

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

morbs i've unbanned you like 4 times today

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

if only i could ban

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

dr morbius otm

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

alex otm

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

I, Steve Shasta: Friend of Morbius and Shakey Mo Collier.
Sat behind Shakey Mo at the Castro last night for INLAND EMPIRE.

:-D

Fuck, I love you guys.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

why didn't you sit WITH him, weirdo?

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

gotta keep open the option of choking him

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

shakey was too busy with rachel ray and a bucket of popcorn with a hole cut out

― and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't know he was there until he and his wife spotted us first. They weren't directly in front of me, they were like four seats over from us.

I'm gonna email him and give him some Brazilian things. Like maybe, a wax! ;-)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

Heavens! ;-)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

I thought I saw AdamIRL in the fray but it was way too packed to be positive.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Shasta, how can that be? Mo and I are HATED. UNIVERSALLY. It has been decreed.

Empress, don't edit or pointlessly ban me. Ever. Again. BOXCAR

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

SERIOUS BUSINESS.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Actually I've never banned you! But keep on with that, lil T.O.!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.acepilots.com/mt/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/RACHEL_RAY3.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

PP is OTM

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i edited you, sorry morbs but we are even now for you telling me to eat more pussy!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

OMG ally funnys

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't do anything :D

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

btw Mr. Que, the cunt I was taking about that time was a person, not a vagina. I am apologized and have moved on. http://czabe.com/daily/archives/cover_owens.jpg

― ADAM SCHEFTER (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

dude that does not even make sense, okay? why don't you just grow up and stop it and stop being such a drama queen, seriously you are so boring!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

HRH Queen Morbius

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

shakey was too busy with rachel ray and a bucket of popcorn with a hole cut out

-- and what (an...) (webmail), Today 2:16 PM. (ooo) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Dr. M is great even though he doesn't know anything about Bret Saberhagen's infamous arbitration case in 1986. I'd have a beer with him any day of the week, esp. during baseball season.

Shakey Mo introduced me to CasiotOwen (and The Calculators!) like almost 10 years ago. Shakey's a very specific breed of Northern California eccentric, heavily rooted in Phillip K. Dick, Pynchon (ca. Vineland) and the like. Amazing visual artist if you ever get to see his work. I haven't heard his band in a while but they're very Elephant 6, maybe "and what" will like them! ;-D But seriously he's also pretty well-versed in gospel and even hip-hop!

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

:D good post would read again!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

shasta, up until about a month and a half ago casiotowen was living down the street from me. then their apt. burned down. i didn't know he was living here until i got a message that he was looking for their cat and to keep an eye open for it.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

Yes! They found their cat! One happy ending to a horrible, horrible story.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/neverforget-to.jpg?t=1171050377

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

that needs a legend or a key, or that thing where they just trade the silhouettes and fill the blank spaces with a number.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

The calculators....jeffrodisiac came to my party wed night.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

Dan when are you gonna come play out here? I know we're like 2-3 years behind but it's still a fun scene.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

where are you?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

California.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

perfect, I'md DJing for the entire state of California next summer. You gonna be there?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

I think so.

Be sure to post to CAHappenings if you do, k?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

seriously though...I've never been west of chicago but am coming to San Fran for a wedding in the summer we we're planning on making it a vacation. I hope to do some DJing and hitting Amoeba and all that fun stuff.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

nice, keep us abreast.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

The sting of this rejection continues to eat away at the discarded candy-wrapper I call my heart.

So, curse you!, administrators of prank file-sharing site! Curse you for belonging to the vast and largely unfriendly Societey of the Anti-Me. Curse you and all your knock-kneed generations with the rending of garments and the gnashing of unbrushed teeth. Off-brand cosmetics in your nostrils and, forevermore, the taste of ashes in your mouths.

Etc.

Pye Poudre on Friday, 16 March 2007 13:20 (4 days ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

kevin john bazooka

― m coleman, Sunday, 29 April 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://stylusmagazine.com/beatz/a-mountain-of-one-ep1-ep2/
[Nick Sylvester]

A lot of this stuff sounds to me like “Talk Talk covers the Dances With Wolves soundtrack,” at best when people actually believed rock & roll was something spiritual and not just a backdoor to preteen booty — but to be fair I’ve never heard a note of Fleetwood Mac or Pink Floyd or Peter Frampton so maybe this London soft-rock act sounds like them too.

― jaxon, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sure he's never heard Roxy Music either, because that's exactly what A Mountain of One sounds like.

― jaxon, Thursday, 7 June 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago)

i fucking hate that so much when music critics are all bragging about how they haven't heard some band...fuck you, do your job asshole. it's same as the art of pretend forgetfulness.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 7 June 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago)

tigerman.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 7 June 2007 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

when i played capn save a bimble upthread i was totally confusing him w/ someone else

― deej, Thursday, 7 June 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

saxby d.

― That one guy that quit, Saturday, 30 June 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

anonymods.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

gershy, for calling me gabnebb t(o_O)t

― John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 06:32 (seventeen years ago)

nomination removed, joeks, ok.

― John Justen, Friday, 7 September 2007 06:36 (seventeen years ago)

ha, not my first appearance on this thread (hi, stence!)

― gershy, Friday, 7 September 2007 06:41 (seventeen years ago)

you're John Moloney?

― Heave Ho, Friday, 7 September 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.samruby.com/MtuB/Large/MarvelTeam-Up074.jpg
CaptainLorax! My buddy from the rebel flag thread! I can't wait to hear your analysis on pretentious music. It's already tomorrow. Cough it up already.

-- Miza Din II, Friday, September 7, 2007 4:45 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

Gilda Radner = Wayne Knight?

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 7 September 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

kv_nol

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 09:04 (seventeen years ago)

oilyrags

― strgn, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 09:52 (seventeen years ago)

naw i bet he's a dude in person. he's just um kind of omnipresent sometimes.

― strgn, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 09:53 (seventeen years ago)

SHE???

― strgn, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 09:54 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

I'm really depressed that two ppl on earth can have the level of assholism possessed by n/a and andwhat.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/245063794_5ab866053b.jpg

― and what, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

so not enemy list. two of my favourite posters!!

― s1ocki, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

shite taste in films too

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

are you really depressed?

― n/a, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

we can talk about this seriously if you want

― n/a, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

that fucking myspace thread got to me ;_;

― n/a, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

so not enemy list. two of my favourite posters!!

-- s1ocki, Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:25 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― gbx, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

shite taste in films too

-- Dr Morbius

http://www.loc.gov/loc/lcib/9804/images/oliphant_3.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

Bo out

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i'm sorry, i don't speak ghetto

-- darraghmac, Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:52 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago)

Dr Morbius

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 16 November 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago)

that one guy WHO GOT BANNED FROM NOISE BOARD

[jw, linds, tom... plz?]

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 16 November 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

BANNED
nobody talks that way about our morbs

― bell_labs, Friday, 16 November 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

the morbs/nrq beef saddens me u_u

― ☪, Friday, 16 November 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

HEY NRQ THAT WAS THE LAST MISTAKE YOU'LL EVER MAKE

on the noise board

― That mong guy that's shit, Friday, 16 November 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2006/139/13197861_114810627111.jpg

RIP

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 16 November 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

who the fuck is nada surf and why does ILM care so much? (i think i remember that popular song. was a weezer rip, no?)

― jaxon, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 02:38 (seventeen years ago)

lindsay i am so glad i made u my vice president

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 08:00 (seventeen years ago)

so not enemy list. two of my favourite posters!!

-- s1ocki, Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:25 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― ^@^, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago)

It was funny back when everyone had ban powers and there were week long ban Morbs/unban Morbs fites. Ditto jaymc.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

Where is this drama happening? I knew who was unbanning jaymc, though.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

p.s. - catholics are christians

-- elmo argonaut, Thursday, December 13, 2007 12:48 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i'm catholic, dumbass

-- and what, Thursday, December 13, 2007 5:55 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 13 December 2007 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

you already tried and failed to get him on the list.

― s1ocki, Thursday, 13 December 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:mpayuwoJ3DT_AM:http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1319630.jpg%3Fv%3D1%26c%3DViewImages%26k%3D2%26d%3D17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F1063EBCCF4E9C34E1B95A5397277B4DC33E
^^^ morbz?

― and what, Thursday, 13 December 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

I don't give a shit about "getting," mark

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 13 December 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

YEAH, MARK

― max, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

What is "getting"?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

morbs you are so weird sometimes

― chaki, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

1. getting
3 up, 3 down

A short term of getting drunk(hucked)

When you come in the house with a case of beer you half to yell "GETTING"
by Carpino Sparwood May 6, 2005 email it

― and what, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

im going to say that all the time now

― sunny successor, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

yeah chaki, i'm weird.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago)

cuz I don't see "the list"

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 13 December 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

you have to turn on enemy lists in settings.

― s1ocki, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

ILX System has Dr Morbius killfiled

― and what, Thursday, 13 December 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

I mean I'm a very liberal person myself, I'm a guy and I consider myself a feminist, and I think that many of the structures of society are to a degree inherently racist in America...

But I think that someone of the far far left left, that consider violence a good idea, and talk about revolution in those terms, and come up with conspiracy theories that are dangerous a la Reverend Wright would be a terrible leader for America, one that would be far more destructive than say four years of John McCain.

I'm not saying Obama is definitely an extremist, but his friends and his record seem to point out that he might not be the centrist, mr. unity he presents himself as.

And if he is such a peacemaker, why has there been so much anger coming from everyone around him? (The namecalling from numerous aids, the Wright thing)

-- Colin_C., Tuesday, March 25, 2008 9:12 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

fyi this dude is a white nerd rapper

― and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

omg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.speakoutnow.org/img/original/Dec_Jan_Complex_Mag_Jus_sm.jpg

― max, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:03 (seventeen years ago)

thank god mccain doesn't have any ties to any religious loonies

― bnw, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:11 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^^^ truth bomb

― David R., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 04:24 (seventeen years ago)

"numerous aids"

― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 13:18 (seventeen years ago)

I didn't ralize d4rN13ll3 could offend in ways worse than his whiny breakup songs

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

fyi this dude is a white nerd rapper

-- and what, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 8:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

can i have more info on this plz

― deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/colincmusic

― and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)

HIPHOP ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL!

― jaxon, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

hip hop anthony michael hall

xp!

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

I like the friends comments:

HEEEY!!!! WHEN IS THE NEXT MEDITATION CLASS HOLLA AT ME!!

― Nicole, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

Where my rappers at?

― and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

Influences Kathleen Hanna, Bruce Springsteen, Wu Tang Clan

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

kick it freestyle inside a gourmet pizza?

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

TS: this guy versus

ok this song was sent to my sister by some crepe...

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

haha oh man that's funny....even better because i imagine ethan's expression when he found it being like a kid that just got an xbox 360 for christmas

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

BIG Z
Feb 18 2008 9:38 PM

shit is serious

^^^^ guys this is not me i swear

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

wtf ethan

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

between this and pipecock, i'm glad we're finally getting the professionals brought in here

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

i wanna hear colin c freestyle over "dey know"

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

Who the FRRUCK want WHAAAT?!! COWARDS!!

― max, Friday, 28 March 2008 09:30 (seventeen years ago)

amazing find

― and what, Friday, 28 March 2008 12:28 (seventeen years ago)

The 22 Year Old Virgin

― am0n, Friday, 28 March 2008 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

Have you ever had a same sex crush?

― am0n, Friday, 28 March 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

o man

― deej, Friday, 28 March 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

this really needs its own thread

― and what, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.whudat.com/news/images/james-sabatino-big.jpg

― omar little, Friday, 28 March 2008 17:05 (seventeen years ago)

im listening to MC Colin C now d-_-b

― deej, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

"I like sluts / with loose vaginas"

― deej, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

lol (((({d-_-b}))))

― am0n, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://forums.sohh.com/archive/index.php/t-744293.html

― am0n, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

Old 08-08-06, 01:46 PM

:'[

― deej, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=45190

― am0n, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)

Donnie Dopeflow

― am0n, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

Mar 10 2008 3:06 PM

Actually I DEFINATELY need you for two jobs. Very important jobs I'm doing "pro-bono" but its kick ass promo for me so I don't care, and its your kind of thing...The Concert For Peace in June and the Be-In Festival in August. I will also be photographing the Be-In Jam Band Fundraiser at Fadleys in Patchogue coming up soon...Bands like Movement/Reckoning Free Grass Union etc. Chill. If you want to shoot with me I'll get you in for free and you'll get mad band experience, and meet an assload of musicians/artists.

― Maria :D, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:29 (seventeen years ago)

"I like sluts / with loose vaginas"

-- deej, Friday, March 28, 2008 6:13 PM

lololol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:51 (seventeen years ago)

What is your problem is "And What"?

-- Rob Threezy, Thursday, April 3, 2008 2:51 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 3 April 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

new colin cassidy for the 08?

― and what, Thursday, 3 April 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

ask him if he raps

― max, Thursday, 3 April 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

Most of these guys are pretty bad, but for awhile they were bringing something new to the game, you know? I mean, now it's all a bunch of kids doing what the first guy already did, but when those first Spank Rock joints came out the club was feeling them.

-- Rob Threezy, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― gff, Thursday, 3 April 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

^^ almost took this to sockpuppetwatch

― gff, Thursday, 3 April 2008 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

rob threezy: representive of the club

― and what, Thursday, 3 April 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

'on behalf of the club, i would like to say we are feeling spankrock'

― and what, Thursday, 3 April 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/stennis/images/content/69262main_oath.jpe

― s1ocki, Thursday, 3 April 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

Lollipop is sooooo bad, but how can you not be excited about this album! Lil Wayne is the best rapper doing it since Hell Hath No Fury. Its too bad his album won't have that kind of unified sound, but he's a better rapper than The Clipse anyway.

-- Rob Threezy, Thursday, April 3, 2008 1:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

sockpuppet

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

lets hope not

― deej, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

nah, he's posted before on a few rap threads, but that was months ago.

― omar little, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

Man, "Cross the Border" was the jam. Why doesn't that get played in clubs any more? The rappers are generic bang-bang gangsta but the Neptunes really dropped a gem with that production.

-- Rob Threezy, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 10:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

really hope dude is for real

― deej, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

he's a piece o' work

― banriquit, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

dudes gotta be a sockpuppet

― max, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

Alex in Baltimore?

― deej, Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

dom

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 April 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US9kVPClLPY

― am0n, Monday, 6 July 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

this chorus needeth not mine voice but getteth it shall...

― cockles (country matters), Sunday, August 16, 2009 7:55 PM

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Monday, 17 August 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago)

just ugh awful

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Monday, 17 August 2009 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

afaik most browsers have a little red x in the top right corner that you can click when the shit gets too real

― frogbs, Wednesday, March 30, 2011 5:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

― gr8080, Thursday, 31 March 2011 05:29 (fourteen years ago)

miss this thread. good times!

― marcus unread (haitch), Thursday, 31 March 2011 05:54 (fourteen years ago)

"rob threezy"

― buzza, Thursday, 31 March 2011 07:11 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― gr8080, Thursday, 31 March 2011 07:46 (fourteen years ago)

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