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― Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

considered

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

i'm a fan of anything involving tynan delong

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

anything?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know what you are implying, sir

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

a suggestion if i may, what that needs is some sort of appropriately tempoed music.

bump bump
bump bump
bump bump
bump bump
BY LOREAL!
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

WHO THE FCK IS TYNAN DELONG ANYWAY?

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

besides being the guy in the pic

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

america's foremost musical authority.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

when did you cats get your paws on this fellow? is he on ilm or some other stupid internet board?

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

he was on ILM until we destroyed his soul

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

i think he's still there

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

has he posted since the "electrosoul" incident?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

the sad thing is many others on ILM (and "enlightened" ex-indie rockers I know in real life) operate just like that guy and DON'T get the harrassment they deserve

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

well, that's where we come in.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

i think we overdid it with the personal attacks, it would have been cooler if he had stuck around.

he did more in a month by accident than most trolls get done in a lifetime: coining "no credibility" and "kudos" + creating an electrosoul thread that was 100 times better than anything esteban buttez and passantino combined could have ever dreamt up.

― Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

I just miss the little feller.

― Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

tynan delong lives on in our hearts as a useless meme

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

what is the "electrosound" incident? please help i really dont wanna read a whole thread.

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

ElectroSoul in the same vein as Jamie Liddell, Hot Chip, etc.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

OH SHIT, SOMEONE POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD! LET'S SHIT ABOUT IT!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), January 14th, 2006 6:54 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

" i really dont wanna read a whole thread. "

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

THAT gorillaz is the effing shiznits. the fiona apple is pretty good too. and throw stones if you must, but I am not familiar with Kate Bush at all. Any albums recommended to start me off?

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), December 14th, 2005 4:50 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

I bet this guy posts on ilx!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

" i really dont wanna read a whole thread. "

i really don't want to recap an entire thread for you, when the thread is right here, and is quite enjoyable. kudos.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/6633/609806421l0zh.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Just so everyone knows, it's not ok to humor yourself by being a white guy from Oregon and saying "effing shiznits" a lot

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-540.vo.llnwd.net/00214/04/58/214018540_l.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I like that his log-in is TynanTynan!

It reminds me of

http://media.bestprices.com/content/music/50/151454.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

it's as though "tynan" alone were already taken lol

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

good post idiot

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), December 15th, 2005 3:07 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

i am crying with laughter right now, don't know why..

― Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

BECAUSE WHO'S THE REAL IDIOT NOW, TYNAN?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

*tynan1978 is not available*
"dammit!"
*tynan1978oregon is not available*
"shit!"
*delongtynan1978 is not available*
"fuck!"
*tynantynan IS available :)*
"kudos!"

― gear (gear), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

He just posted a minute ago:

shit, forgot about that streets song. THAT is something else right there.
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), March 30th, 2006 3:40 PM. (TynanTynan!) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'll let Jim Carrey field this one - SMOOOOOOOOKIN' (sic)

http://myspace-889.vo.llnwd.net/00491/98/88/491038889_l.jpg

this dude is too perfect to be real, i call doppleganger

― Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

yes, he's online right now.
http://i.myspace.com/site/images/onlinenow.gif

― Chex Dwarf (sanskrit), Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

i really don't want to recap an entire thread for you, when the thread is right here, and is quite enjoyable. kudos.

yah bra im at work right now so i can only sneak in noize boardz here and there so i was hopin for a recap i wasnt askinyou specifically anyways so thx kudos!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

chaki i luv u, but i really cannot fit the wonderment of that thread into this little box.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA, THAT PIC REALLY IS ME!!!

shit, that's the last time I ask an honest question.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), March 9th, 2006 1:45 PM.


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btw, I love ol' skool rn'b, but do we have new rn'b that cuts it? as far as I'm concerned, Jamie Liddell has created the best rn'b record in the last 10 years.
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), March 9th, 2006 2:55 PM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

u have to admit the lidell album is pretty darn good

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

luv u 2 cutto will read thread on lunch breaks

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

MF Doom .... lol.... cartoon network...internet nerd....

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Thursday, 30 March 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

He is terrible, though the "...no credibility" thing still makes me laugh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 31 March 2006 08:45 (nineteen years ago)

He's the future of blogging.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

You are the future of blogging.

― m[ad(a)m]an (UL®) (blastocyst), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

where's my tynan o rly pic?

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 31 March 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/9178/orly1rk.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 31 March 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

I actually used "no ______ , no credibility" in a real life conversation the other night. It sort of just came out! I can't remember what exactly I said (I had been drinking a bit of wine, y'see), but I remember that people laughed.

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Sunday, 2 April 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cdaccess.com/gifs/pc/front/large/afrdark.gif

― Ansible Adams (ex machina), Monday, 3 April 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

hey cutty for the cake shop show...do you wanna call it the Tynan Memorial Show? i'm being entirely serious here.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 6 April 2006 10:58 (nineteen years ago)

this whole business is so unfortunate for Tynan. oh wait that makes it all ironic.

― Joe Crocker (Joe Crocker), Thursday, 6 April 2006 11:45 (nineteen years ago)

ha, no, simply for the fact that we'd have to explain "tynan" to people

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 6 April 2006 12:08 (nineteen years ago)

YOUTUBE IS EDUCATIONAL

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― gbx (skowly), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/3301/gawkerstalker6qb.jpg

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

that was gawker stalker this morning

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

NO WAI

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

:D

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

YES WAI

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

NO WAAAAAAIIIIIIII!!1!!!!

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:11 (nineteen years ago)

oooooohhhh you tricksters edited that!

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

awww I wanted it to be true ;_;

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

oh, sanskrit

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

I WANT TO BELIEVE

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

DO YOU GUYS THINK THAT TYNAN DESCHLONG WOULD MAKE OUT WITH ME

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

CAITLIN O NO O WHY

― nervous.gif (eman), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

I LIKE TO MAKE OUT WITH PEOPLE THAT ARE REALLY ANNOYING

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

BADIDEA.JPG

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

STRONGO I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

have you ever made out with a girl before

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

caitlin, did you hear what he said about CLAP YOUR HANDS SAY YEAH!?!??!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

the idea of making out with someone so stupid and dumb really excites me

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

you are now a man, son!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

"I got ya head noddin' and my verse didn't rhyme"
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) December 23rd, 2005 10:44 AM.

"I got ya head noddin' and my verse didn't rhyme"
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) December 23rd, 2005 10:44 AM.

"I got ya head noddin' and my verse didn't rhyme"
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) December 23rd, 2005 10:44 AM.

"I got ya head noddin' and my verse didn't rhyme"
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) December 23rd, 2005 10:44 AM.

"I got ya head noddin' and my verse didn't rhyme"
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) December 23rd, 2005 10:44 AM.

"I got ya head noddin' and my verse didn't rhyme"
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) December 23rd, 2005 10:44 AM.

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

You only get half a bar/ Fuck y'all niggas - The Takeover. -- Tynan DeLong
You only get half a bar/ Fuck y'all niggas - The Takeover. -- Tynan DeLong
You only get half a bar/ Fuck y'all niggas - The Takeover. -- Tynan DeLong
You only get half a bar/ Fuck y'all niggas - The Takeover. -- Tynan DeLong
You only get half a bar/ Fuck y'all niggas - The Takeover. -- Tynan DeLong
You only get half a bar/ Fuck y'all niggas - The Takeover. -- Tynan DeLong
You only get half a bar/ Fuck y'all niggas - The Takeover. -- Tynan DeLong
You only get half a bar/ Fuck y'all niggas - The Takeover. -- Tynan DeLong

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 05:27 (nineteen years ago)

CUTITCUTITCUTITCUTITCUTITCUTITCUTITCUTITCUTITCUTITCUTIT

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
TYNAN'S IN TAR

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200/drp000/p024/p02414e6o1r.jpg

― ath (ath), Friday, 5 May 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

that's not a nice thing to say about mike greenlees, dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 May 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

i trust mike greenlees will understand

― ath (ath), Friday, 5 May 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno, i would say i'd ask him but i haven't talked to him in a few years now.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 May 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i heard he's pissed at you

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 5 May 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

HE HATH RETURNED

I don't know why more people are talking about this album. It's the greatest thing I've heard since "Venice." Jesus, beautiful melodies...c'mon, someone has to have heard this???/ Is it just me? Can we turn of Beirut for a minute to listen to "October Language"?

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), Yesterday 7:47 PM. (TynanTynan!) (later) (link)

and this time with good taste in Fenneszian fuzz.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 12 May 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

with Sufjan on top, they got it right. Thoughts?

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), December 20th, 2005 12:18 AM. (1 trackback)

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

is that him

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 1 June 2006 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

I hella like that album.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), May 30th, 2006.


Paperboy's "Ditty" by a landslide. But "Getto Jam" is a solid track in it's own right.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), May 30th, 2006.


BULLSHIT FONGOLOID! Third album is their strongest, suck it.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), May 31st, 2006.


i woulda kicked that guy in the nutz for fucking up my status.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), May 31st, 2006.


yeah grumpypants, chill on the syntax errors dog.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), May 31st, 2006.


hoping to find some Richard Marx here...I didn't. Back to the bathtub.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), May 31st, 2006.


my vote? jason priestly. close thread, GOODNIGHT!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), May 31st, 2006.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 06:21 (nineteen years ago)

damn, british people be fallin' off the wrong side of the meat wagon and shit.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), June 1st, 2006 9:33 AM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

is this him??

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

BULLSHIT FONGOLOID! Third album is their strongest, suck it.
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), June 1st, 2006 2:24 AM. (TynanTynan!) (later)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

personally i think anyone willing to argue about the new pornographers, for any reason, forfeits any claim to calling anyone else names.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

tynan's gonna kick you in the nutz for that

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

oooooh i'm scared.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

he's so rambunctious

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i'm more scared of m@tth3w p3rp3tu@'s asscrack, actually. shit is SCARY.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, missed that, but did anyone see Hogan Knows Best? Now THAT'S a show I can get behind!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), June 1st, 2006.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

and ppl wonder why theater kids get teased all the time. how come no one has embedded that youtube yet? jon, can you cascade the shit out of that into all threads he appears on, plz?

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

we need a TYNAN ALERT THREAD

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

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― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago) 

                                                    
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― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

kudos, boys

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

LOL AT ASCII ART + CSS

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago) 

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― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THREADS HE ON TODAY DUDES

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

haha i just noticed this!

STRONGO I WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU
-- caitlin oh no

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have you ever made out with a girl before
-- caitlin oh no

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago) 

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― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

omg i just won ilx

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

ok, what threads to nuke???

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

is that aladdin??

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

winner!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

just nuke as many as possible, don't waste time thinking about it please!!!!!!!!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://lcni.uoregon.edu/Staff.html#

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

ITEM

Calvin Johnson is a twat who hits on 14 year old girls at outdoor venues, then thinks he's cool cause he dicks around on his guitar and "sings" in a shitty, tuneless voice. God, I like Meatloaf better than Calvin Johnson.No wait, Meatloaf touched me once. Nevermind.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), June 1st, 2006 4:10 PM.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

two minutes ago! he's close!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

WEB IS SHOT

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

That quote there is fodder for the "gygax! = tynanTynanTYNAN!" camp.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://gizmodo.com/images/2006/06/poopfreezewide.jpg

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

god my eyes hurt from reading so much shit about Donovon Frankenfucker. Let's talk about someone real, like the new Adiann Quinn album produced by Alan Braxe and Fred Falke. For the love of GOD dl "Snack Attack Six Pack." Legendary shit.
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

There's a new Tynan on the block, obv.

― breathny spears let me see the sex that you did. (noodle vague), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

this thread comes up #3 on a google search for "tynan delong" btw

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), June 8th, 2006.

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Thursday, 8 June 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

Is this I Love Music? Or I Love Lame Ass Celebrity Gossip? Please, save this shit for PinkIsTheNewBlog you fongs.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 8 June 2006 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

"fongs" roffle

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 8 June 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

great. just what i need. another discussion about the arctic monkeys. I'm glad we set our time machines to 2005. NEXT!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

Hahaha. He might actually have a point, but his manner!

Also: "you fongs" OMG.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

this thread comes up #3 on a google search for "tynan delong" btw

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), June 1st, 2006 7:47 PM. (gear) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

i dont know what google server youre getting, but when i search his name i get this thread #1 and #2

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

i came here to post the 'yoga flame' quote

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

what does this even mean! it's totally awesome!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

FONGS! I LOVE THIS GUY

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

duder is a meme machine

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

yoga flame

― Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

(or a streetfighter 2 move, ymmv)

― Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/play_kool_2005/dhalsim.gif

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

YOGA FLAME FOR ALL TIME, FONGOLOID.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

also, rofl @ having to hit tab & return to post coz css alladin is in the way, wtf.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

"css alladin" is a good metaphor.

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

please to explain WHAT IS "FONG"???

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

I have no idea! I checked google, and it was just pages andpages of atrist's studios, layers, restaurants etc run by ppl with the surname "Fong". The guy has his own dialect, obviously.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

tynan defong

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

urbandictionary.com offers this possible meaning:

"A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fong

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

also lol @ dhalsim

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

fob doesn't even come close to explaining.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4281/tynan6in.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

please to explain WHAT IS "FONG"???

UNDERWAER THAT GOES IN THE BUTTCRACK

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

when will he grace noize board with his divine presence?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

OMG NOW EVEN ALLY IS HAXXORING

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

i think a good goal to have is to make it so that once you get onto this internets, you will never get out of here because there will be absolutely no way to access any of the links. and, uh, somehow we break the "back" button on yr browser.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

i think its amazing that tynan has no idea about this thread or that image

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://lcni.uoregon.edu/Rollover%20Pics/TynanWebSite.png

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 8 June 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

T/S TYNAN VS. MOBY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJnKgsWPGw

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

i know dudes that use 'jong' as a slang

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

i must concede that star wipe is my favorite wipe

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

>what does this even mean! it's totally awesome!

KlingonAcademy.com Discussion Board - Yoga Flame Strike YOGA BLAST! YOGA INFERNO! (all yoga attacks are fire based)

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's the "for all time" part that really gets me

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:12 (nineteen years ago)

My boss: "is he rapping?"

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

haha, he *IS* rapping

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

its a bit jaymc stalkerish, but this will help keep tabs on his latest missives.

he's blissfully unaware of ILE though.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

I'm really liking the piano version, as a second wind. I kind of like it better than Nelly Fucktado and all that other shit...oh shit. Lily Allen is HELLA better than Nelly Fongtado. Timbaland is to powder drinks as Jessica Simpson is to acne commercials.!!!

You might laugh
You might frown

walking round
lndn town


yeah that's city life...

fucking quit acting like you are listing to something important. you aren't. there's only three albums worth listening to this year. they are:

band of horses
Belong
TalkDemonic...BEEATCH

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today 4:15 PM. (TynanTynan!) (later

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

this guy is a put-on

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

Vice records sends me emails like this.

-- deej.. (clublonel...) (webmail), June 9th, 2006 4:22 PM. (deej..) (link)

well, you are fucking retarded then. that sux to be you.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), June 9th, 2006 4:23 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 9 June 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Nelly Fongtado

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha ha ha.

The guy's music taste is utterly, inexplicably terrible, but his boundless naive puppy-dog enthusiasm (even when it's for sufjan stevens, wtf) and his complete lack of self-awareness are starting to seem kind of likeable to me. Argh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

the macho steez he fronts is TOO MUCH omg rofffffflllllll

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

i think he's drunk

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not entirely convinced that this tynan is the tynan! but it probably is.

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

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― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not entirely convinced that this tynan is the tynan! but it probably is.
"Ask Pashima"

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

From: mhalberstram@yahoo.com
Subject: I think
Date: June 9, 2006 4:55:10 PM EDT (CA)
To: XXXXXX@gma1l.com

he is too.

==
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http://ilx.wh3rd.net/index.php

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

slocki has a new friend

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

hoping to find some Richard Marx here...I didn't. Back to the bathtub.
-- Tynan DeLong

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok he is a comic genius.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

i'll bet US$2.00 that tynan really likes dane cook

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Saturday, 10 June 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

wow that "retarded/sux to be you" post is super-fongnoxious!

IP does suggest it's all the same guy.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

HHMMM, YOU ARE A PITCHFORK JOCK, GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY THREAD, SPAKNK YOU!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhal

I'm coming to the conclusion that "Tynan" is indeed someone's idea of a wind up, though. A brilliant creation, if so, spaknk you.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

I don't want to talk about Ace of Base anymore. Wait, scratch that. It's the ONLY thing I want to do. And I'm HELLA sick of Ant's badmouthing people's threads! Tell that guy to get a face lift fong style.

-- Tynan DeLong (mh

Also, the best yet:

tynan, don't you realize everyone thinks you are a big joke?

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinkle

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha oh man.

think the noise board 'broke' tynan like it did tuomas.

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Saturday, 10 June 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha the wrinklepaws thing is hilarious

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

CAN'T
STOP
LAUGHIGN

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 10 June 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

i believe in tynan

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 10 June 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even get the yoga flame thing... also where the hell are all his pix coming from -- is that really him upper left???

― /4 LFG PST (blastocyst), Saturday, 10 June 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

-i thnk he is real

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Saturday, 10 June 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

i think maybe he couldn't take the abuse from wrinklepaws

or maybe he found this thread

maybe he is gone forever

COME BACK TYNAN WE LUV YOU

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

To Fong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Tynan DeLong

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

i have to meet a new client today and i guess i had a stress dream last night. in it i was in their reception area and i realized they were really cool because they had "Wit & Wisdom of Tynan DeLong" wallpaper, which consisted of all of his best quotes translated into braille.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha awesome

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

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― indie disco dancer, sweet romancer (haitch), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

i'm guessing this was linked already and i just missed it?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KCN_cOhC7oQ&search=tynan

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

so ghetto

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, KILL ME FOR BEING WHITE

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

who's called him?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

GOAL: Wearing Interpol shirt.

― Jumpman (account), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

i'm guessing this was linked already and i just missed it?

yeah one of us put that up, i don't remember who. i left the comment though.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
new sighting!

I THOUGHT this was a thread about MATCHBOX 20! WHY?
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), July 5th, 2006. (TynanTynan!)

― M@tt He1geson, Rendolent Ding-Dong (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

it's a good album on that rollerblade steez.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), July 5th, 2006 2:53 PM. (later)

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

beat me to it.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

from the urban dictionary:

1. steez 192 up, 48 down

style with ease

You know my steez (Method Man)

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2. steez 78 up, 11 down

Plain old style with eaaaaze


You Know My Steez - Gang Starr (Not method man!)

tags hiphop cool gangstarr $
by Beny Norway Jan 10, 2006 email it
3. steez 64 up, 17 down

Somebody's unique style

the fools who wrote the other deffinitions for "steez" have no steez at all.

by Nilbert Nullingsworth Aug 25, 2003 email it
4. steez 52 up, 17 down

The way I do things/the way I present myself with skill

You know I don't get down like that....You know my Steez.

by JP Oct 28, 2003 email it
5. steez 47 up, 19 down

style

that kid has got some illin steez.

by antwan johnson Jun 18, 2003 email it
6. steez 8 up, 5 down

Describes one's all encompassing attitude or self-defining characteristics.

Yo, my steez is all about smoking blunts and pullin bitches.

tags ideals beliefs identity liken relate
by nacky white plains Apr 28, 2006 email it
7. steez 22 up, 26 down

style

You know my steez, i slay my prey day by day

by Ryan Nov 25, 2002 email it
8. steez 22 up, 29 down

Skills so good, that things can be done with "stupid ease". Related words: steezy, steezed out.

Yo, did you see him do that? Damn, he has so much steez. Dude does it so good and makes it look easy.

by webster Apr 17, 2005 email it
9. Steez 29 up, 39 down

It's pure style. Usualy associated with Snowboarding etc.

+ Got steez, Brah?
+ Do you have any style, Brother?

by Benjee Dec 3, 2004 email it
10. steez 10 up, 24 down

steez is yo style if u dont got ur style on u dont got ur steez on

u got tha steez 2 nite


but perhaps more importantly!!!

1. tynan 5 up, 4 down

an individual with mongoloid shaped facial features but is more severely mentally handicapped than a Down’s Syndrome patient. It is also noteworthy to point out their underdeveloped pubic region, hunched vertebrae, constant drooling, and continues anal hemorrhaging. There is currently only one known surviving tynan in the wild.

"Children run! It's a tynan!"

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2. tynan 2 thumbs down

"lovable, caring, something"

hey look its lots of nice stuff

by jess May 17, 2004 email it


3. tynan 2 thumbs down

i hurt my shelf

ow, i hurt my shelf

by jess May 17, 2004 email it


4. tynan 1 up, 3 down

cheating, lying bastard

needs to reform his ways.

by jess May 13, 2004 email it

5. tynan 3 thumbs down

the tapered end of a turd.

Often used as an insult in deep East Texas.

"Only thing worse than calling a man a "piece of sh*t" is to call him a tynan; cause that is the "ass end of a piece of sh*t"".

by reformed Sito's waiter Aug 6, 2003 email it

6. tynan 3 thumbs down

Phrase used by homosexuals to describe a man that “tucks back his twig and berries” so that he always has a “hot dog between his buns”. Typically, a tynan is the most promiscuous of male homosexuals whom is constantly in need of “scraping someone’s horn across his chocolate starfish”.

BOB-"It's a shame your son turned out to be a tynan."
BILL-"I am going to miss him"
BOB-"I think he is still breathing. You had better reload."

by reformed Sito's waiter Aug 6, 2003 email it

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell is that?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 6 July 2006 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

bleme sounds kinda gross, like it has something to do with a colonoscopy or a uterus scraping

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 July 2006 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

I just did GIS for the word "please" and found I think it is TYNAN:

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

Tynan DeLong to me
More options 7:34 am (5 hours ago)

your a fucking idiot. like, big time. look at you. trying to figure me out. look at yourself first. fongoloid.

AAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

==
This email was sent by Tynan DeLong (mhalberstram@yahoo.com), a user of ilXor.com.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 8 July 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

he's discovered our lair?

― XD (eman), Saturday, 8 July 2006 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

let me see that fong

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 8 July 2006 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

"fongoloid"

we did figure you out, schmuck

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 8 July 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

DO NOT TAUNT HIM DIRECTLY

HE IS LIKE A SKITTISH DOE, DO NOT SCARE TYNAN AWAY

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 9 July 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

i would pay $50 for a youtube'd episode of his campus program "DUCK U"

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 9 July 2006 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/play_kool_2005/dhalsim.gif

― XD (eman), Sunday, 9 July 2006 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

for all time

― hella somethin' Gwen Stefani pantwork (haitch), Sunday, 9 July 2006 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

yaaay

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Sunday, 9 July 2006 06:41 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
can't let it go:

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/2258/980405365lnq2.jpg

― mark grebt (sanskrit), Saturday, 29 July 2006 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...
the track he did with Bono "Something We Got to Give (To Be Free)" didn't make the cut, but it's fresh as all hell and I hate Bono.

TynanTynan on Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:47 (Yesterday)

http://www.geocities.com/play_kool_2005/dhalsim.gif

― am0n, Friday, 30 March 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

FRESH

― gbx, Friday, 30 March 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

fresh like a sideways camo trucker hat, y'all

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

uhhhhh......check please! LOL OMG FART!

TynanTynan on Thursday, March 29, 2007 3:56 PM (2 hours ago)

― chaki, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

listening to it now on NME. immediately sold on the single, which is fuck blaze for certain. their last album was like one of those foam dinosaurs dropped in water. the shit just grew on me until IT WAS MY STEEZOLA! I like these lads, although I think this new one is a bit too derivative of LaToya Jackson's first album. what do you think?

TynanTynan on Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:17 (Yesterday)

― rps, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

fake Tynan?????

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 March 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

STEEZOLA!

http://a628.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/49/m_333dc0ff2ce7a0b7de6ca1a4ff8371f3.jpg

STEEZOLA!

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

is he fake jerking off in the picture?

― gbx, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

hoping to find some Richard Marx here...I didn't. Back to the bathtub.
-- Tynan DeLong

still one of the best posts on ilx ever.

― s1ocki, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

Robyn is a real woman made of blood and cheese. Fuck, I love her moosh.

TynanTynan on Thursday, March 29, 2007 6:08 PM (3 hours ago)

― s1ocki, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

!?!

― haitch, Friday, 30 March 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

Joanna Newsom is like a fresh berry in nubile vagina, dripping with the semen of a thousand ghosts. For that, i cannot fault her.

TynanTynan on Friday, March 30, 2007 10:31 AM (1 hour ago)

― deej, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

...

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

he needs to update his video resume to include that quote

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― sleep, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not impressed by fake tynan

― bell_labs, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

I saw that "tynan" post, I'm sure it's a fake BUT I WISH IT WAS THE REAL THING.

I use the term "steez" all the time on other boards/lists. No-one's called me on it yet :(

― Pashmina, Friday, 30 March 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

I don't believe that Tynan listens to LaToya Jackson, nor that he would use the term 'lads'

― deej, Friday, 30 March 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

tynan = ramosi

― and what, Friday, 30 March 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://myspace-511.vo.llnwd.net/01161/11/54/1161844511_l.jpg

― rps, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

wah

― s1ocki, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://myspace-728.vo.llnwd.net/01373/82/72/1373182728_l.jpg

― rps, Friday, 30 March 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/7310/mickey.jpg

― walterkranz, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8929/l13de36f6eaf1ed00f9e54azj6.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.moviecrazed.com/images/capojamesnyt.jpg

― rps, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

fake tynan die

― cutty, Saturday, 31 March 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

yes, it's an unfortunate disappointment

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Saturday, 31 March 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, the painting...?

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 31 March 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

my two year old, upon noticing the image upthread, yelled out "lady wiggling hair".

i find this uncanny:

holla atcha boy.
well, c ya

-- Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (Wrinklepaws), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:15 (5 months ago)

with Annie in PTown

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Saturday, 31 March 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

TynanD



Joined: 02 Sep 2005
Posts: 5


PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:24 am Post subject: Reply with quote
P.S. MICHAEL MURDOCH AND TYNAN DELONG WILL BE PTOWN WHEN YOU ARE THERE WITH ROYKSOPP. BOTH HOPING TO BUY YOU A PIXIE STICK~~!!!!!

TYNAN
_________________
Holla at your boy!

― cutty, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

The Walkmen, Annie, Art Brut, Alan Braxe, The Radio Dept. Beirut, Belong, Fennesz, Aphex Twin, Mylo, The Fiery Furnaces, Tapes and Tapes, Man Man, Band of Horses, Destroyer, New Pornographers, Belle and Sebastian, Bjork, Beck, Air, Sunset Rubdown, Wolf Parade, Talkdemonic, Figurines, Voxtrot, Regina Spektor, Ricardo Villalobos, Fog, Subtle, Clouddead, Decemberists, Phoenix, Tahiti 80, Al Green, Joni Mitchell, Red House Painters, Billie Holiday, Clipse, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Coldplay, Coltrane, Common, anything of Kompakt (Superpitcher, The MFA, etc.), Ellen Aillen and the BPitch label, Radiohead, Neko Case, The National, New Buffalo, Nicholas, Oxford Collapse, Perishers, Manitoba/Caribou, Four Tet, prefuse 73, RJD2, Loose Fur, Wilco, Love is All, M83, Royksopp, Rosie Thomas, The Rosebuds, The Joggers, Oulipo Compendium, Tortoise, Bonnie Prince Billy, Interpol, Iron and Wine, the Shins, East River Pipe, Psychic Ills, Animal Collective, Mew, Sigur Ros, Maximo Park, Matmos, the Rapture, Arcade Fire, Dominic Euberg, The Knife, Fiona Apple, Badly Drawn Boy, the Avalanches, Jason Collette, Kaiser Chiefs, Jenny Lewis, Jason Forrest, Islands, Unicorns, J Dilla, I love you But I've Chosen Darkness, Spoon, Hystereo, Daft Punk, Patrick Alavi, Hot Chip, His Name is Alive, Sufjan Stevens, Half Handed Cloud, The Go Team, Grandaddy, Danger Mouse, Gorillaz, Ghostface Killah, The Futureheads, The Flaming Lips, George, Feist, Envelopes, Ester Drang, Eluvium, Mirah, Microphones, Neutral Milk Hotel, Architecture in Helsinki, Broken Social Scene, Metric, KC Accidental, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Mobb Deep, Wu Tang Clan, Ultramagnetic MCs, Elliott Smith, Devendra Banhart, Denison Whitmer, Danielson Famile, Deerhoof, Death Cab, Colleen, The Concretes, CunninLynguists, Ladytron, Clientele, Cat Power, DJ Shadow, Modest Mouse, Koushik, Pixies, Pinback, Dios, Venetian Snares, Arab Strap, Arctic Monkeys, Blood on the Wall, Beth Orton, Blackalicious, Boris, Black Dice, Ekkehart Ehlers, Calexico, Camera Obscura, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, The Streets, Lady Sov, Dizzee Rascal, Kano, Clogs, CocoRosie, Dabrye, Current 93, David Thomas Broughton, The Strokes, Damien Jurardo, Liars, Field Music, Jamie Liddell, Final Fantasy, Film School, Goldfrapp, Ryan Adams, Guillemots, Explosions in the Sky, Built to Spill, Kate Bush, Howe Gelb, Lindstrom, Vitalic, Buffalo Bunch, Lilys, Madvillian, Marit Larsen, Mogwai, Morrisey/the Smiths, Booka Shade, Nirvana, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Tom Waits, Saxon Shore, Savath and Savalas, Heads of Femur, Lighting Bolt, Keane, Sebadoh, Sonic Youth, Sonna, Sondre Lerche, Ted Leo, Starlight Mints, TV on the Radio, the White Stripes, Vashti Bunyan, Patrick Wolf, Television, Antony and the Johnsons, Jeff Buckley, Doves, Super Furry Animals, Edan, Slint, Of Montreal, Kanye West, Talking Heads, Jon Brion, Boards of Canada, Kings of Convienence, Velvet Underground, Juan McLean, Led Zep, Beta Band, Joy Division, Okkervil River, Bright Eyes, Pavement, Menomena, Rachels, Do Make Say Think, A Tribe Called Quest, EPMD, Pac, Nas, Jay Z, Pharcyde, Outkast, The Roots, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Company Flow, Cann OX, Aesop Rock, Brother Ali, Pete Rock, CL Smooth, Leaders of the New School, KMD, Brand Nubian, Public Enemy, Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Kool Herc, Grandmaster Flash, Slick Rick, Das EFX, Kool G. Rap, Marly Marl, BDP, Big Daddy Kane, Too Short, Showbiz and AG, Eric B. and Rakim, Madlib, Peanut Butter Wolf and the whole Stones Throw collective, Mr. Lif, Mum, B Fleischmann, Ms. John Soda, Notwist, Lali Puna, Morr Music, Nick Drake, Blur, The Books, Blood Brothers, Blood on the Wall, Frog Eyes, Richard Hawley, Hood, The Autumn Defense, Charlie Parker, Grant Green, Squarepusher, Cornershop, Billy Bragg, so much more

― cutty, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

looks like he is gaining some weight too

― cutty, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.amazon.com/2005-Fiyah-for-the-Fiyahmen/lm/3BD0ZGH34P7V2/ref=cm_lm_byauthor_title_full/002-3420249-0770465
his amazon recs has some gold:

on Prefuse 73:
"prefuse 73 has still got it and anyone who says otherwise has a large donut shaped like a vagina caught in their windpipe. HOT LIKE THE FIRST THREE LETTERS OF HOTEL!"

on Of Montreal:
"brian wilson dropping a dump through a sugar cone."

on Out Hud:
I'm boozy, let's slap dick to an art gallery and pop Corona"

― sanskrit, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/PopularMechanics/3-1924/lrg_inflated_suit.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

Awesome! Kudos, Tynan! No bullshit, fongoloids! (though :( @ Ctrl-f "steez" = "phrase not found")

― Pashmina, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

i would read pitchfork again if they would give him a column

― sanskrit, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm boozy let's slap dick to an art gallery and pop Corona
boozy slap to art and corona I'm let's dick an gallery pop
let's to gallery Corona I'm slap an and boozy dick art pop
Corona pop and gallery art an to dick slap let's boozy I'm
pop gallery an dick let's I'm Corona and art to slap boozy
an and art boozy Corona dick gallery I'm let's pop slap to
and boozy dick I'm pop to an art Corona gallery let's slap
slap let's gallery Corona art an to pop I'm dick boozy and
let's Corona an pop dick and slap gallery art to I'm boozy
boozy slap to art and Corona I'm let's dick an gallery pop

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

OutKast review

― jaymc, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Back to the bathtub

― deej, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://a228.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/51/l_b8a1e4274b39247c06c6b77bd2751bab.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

anyone who says otherwise has a large donut shaped like a vagina caught in their windpipe.
anyone who says otherwise has a large donut shaped like a vagina caught in their windpipe.
anyone who says otherwise has a large donut shaped like a vagina caught in their windpipe.

― jergïns, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Gray956.png/300px-Gray956.png

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

looks more like a kruller

― ^@^, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

no, wait, a cherry danish

― ^@^, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

god i'm hungry

― ^@^, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

and alone

― ^@^, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

well played

― s1ocki, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

Is that Tynan? He is looking like Sylar.

― nickalicious, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

where is tynan??

― sleep, Thursday, 2 August 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

he got fat.

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 2 August 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/yoga_flame.jpg

― chaki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

is this him with the blackalicious shirt?

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x204/joannatemple/wierdoskot.jpg

― chaki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://dhalsim.ytmnd.com/

― am0n, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

B & S warm my heart like a group of aged shrimp farmers, although I could do without their cover of "Macerena" on the Rush Hour 3 soundtrack.

-- TynanTynan, Wednesday, August 29, 2007 10:15 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― jaymc, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

LOOK WHOS BACK

― chaki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

fake tynan

― cutty, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2242/1733554111_d467363925_o.gif
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2012/1734406168_e2f7a72d03.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2242/1733554111_d467363925_o.gif

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Thursday, 25 October 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

i would read pitchfork again if they would give him a column

-- sanskrit, Monday, May 21, 2007 12:33 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

god yeah

― deej, Thursday, 25 October 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago)

damn this thread looks great

― chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

ps - click show all messages

― chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1125/1422692824_2bfe65b736_o.gif

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 27 October 2007 03:35 (seventeen years ago)

dude's youtube video is good

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 27 October 2007 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

man that fake tynan towards the end was terrible

― deej, Saturday, 27 October 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Kevin Chan Ka Kui: [after being assigned to protect her from Koo's men, Kevin tries to persuade Selina to go home after she's been released from jail] Miss Fong, it's much too dangerous out here. Please go home.
Selina Fong: I'll do what I want.
Kevin Chan Ka Kui: Miss Fong, it's for your own safety.
Selina Fong: (annoyed) Look, I don't need your protection, so get lost! Leave me alone!
Kevin Chan Ka Kui: Are you sure? Do you know what happened to four other witnesses who said that?
Selina Fong: (sarcastically) What? Somebody shot em? Don't try to scare me. So go on... what happened?
Kevin Chan Ka Kui: Uh... nothing happened to them. They're all doing fine. But something could happen.
Selina Fong: I hate you. Ya big jerk.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 16 December 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

for all time

― sleep, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:12 (seventeen years ago)

otm

― tehresa, Thursday, 24 January 2008 07:15 (seventeen years ago)

Every time this thread reappears, I think he's returned, only to be let down again. :(

― Pashmina, Thursday, 24 January 2008 12:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://governmentnames.blogspot.com/2007_12_01_archive.html

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)

At 3:58 PM, Tynan DeLong spat...
Ratatat "Seventeen Years" The spoken word is the warm up, the meat's the work out, and slow burning second half is the cool down. This is approximately how long my work outs usually last.

At 3:59 PM, Tynan DeLong spat...
Ratatat "Seventeen Years" The spoken word is the warm up, the meat's the work out, and slow burning second half is the cool down. This is approximately how long my work outs usually last.

mhalberst✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.citypaper.com/music/review.asp?rid=12600

― and what, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

lol even more pagerank for the #1 google hit

― sanskrit, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

what is Al Shipley's ilx name

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

alex in baltimore

― and what, Thursday, 24 January 2008 17:46 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

what cutty? need me to change your diaper? leave me alone, I'm putting my Jamiroquai cds in alphabetical order.

-- TynanTynan, Friday, March 30, 2007 6:57 PM

― am0n, Monday, 10 March 2008 02:55 (seventeen years ago)

God damnit, who gives an Alf turd if you don't throw some Rufus Wainwright in the mix! Seriously, this guy could write a concept album about fucking flip flops and I'd jizz my Oshkosh B'Gosh's in a New York minute. When I'm alone, I think about his sideburns and wonder where all the songwriters went. Just take a second to ponder this man's God-like ascent to the top of the pile and then slit your own wrists for knowing you'll never write a song even a quater as good as "The Tower of Learning." FUCK! Rufus Wainwright - underappreciated like stained bed sheets and George Wendt.

-- TynanTynan, Friday, March 30, 2007 5:14 PM

― am0n, Monday, 10 March 2008 02:56 (seventeen years ago)

fake flame

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 10 March 2008 03:58 (seventeen years ago)

o i 4got that was fake tynan

― am0n, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCN_cOhC7oQ

― and what, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

Tynan interviews Girl Talk:
http://www.indieschmarm.com/2007/02/28/interview-girl-talk/#more-302
"The Ying Yang Twinz are gang banging The Verve, Fergie’s fondling Annie, and Elton John’s having his way with the Notorious B.I.G. The scene can only be described as the machine-gun clusterfuck beauty that is Night Ripper."

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 10 March 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

i mean

― J0rdan S., Monday, 10 March 2008 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

kudos

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

;)

― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

Elton John’s having his way with the Notorious B.I.G

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 May 2008 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.geocities.com/play_kool_2005/dhalsim.gif

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 3 July 2008 00:24 (sixteen years ago)

http://mirror.linnwood.org/flamethrower/

http://mirror.linnwood.org/flamethrower/animation2.gif

― jaxon, Thursday, 3 July 2008 02:01 (sixteen years ago)

"let's use the flamethrower near the trees."

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 3 July 2008 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

homemade flamethrower clusterfuck beauty

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 15 September 2008 06:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://dhalsimgoescamping.ytmnd.com/

― (´・ω・)つ(・(・ (am0n), Monday, 15 September 2008 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I'm boozy, let's slap dick to an art gallery and pop Corona

― and what, Thursday, 9 October 2008 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

Every time this thread reappears, I think he's returned, only to be let down again. :(
― Pashmina, Thursday, January 24, 2008 12:13 PM (8 months ago)

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 9 October 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v227/1793/122/n1081471376_7955.jpg

― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Friday, 10 October 2008 01:17 (sixteen years ago)

maybe he's already back ; )

― velko, Friday, 10 October 2008 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

guys....

http://twitter.com/TynanDeLong

― jesus is the man (jabba hands), Monday, 18 May 2009 03:40 (sixteen years ago)

:D

― geekquel (latebloomer), Monday, 18 May 2009 05:26 (sixteen years ago)

JOCKING ON THESE HOES, people.

― kr0p3r0m:a9ff (Pashmina), Monday, 18 May 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

Recommend good music 2000-2009 you think others may have forgotten about or never heard.

― abanana, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 12:04 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCN_cOhC7oQ&autoplay=1

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) 

                                                
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― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/tynan.delong?ref=search&sid=306500098.2407070118..1

― cutty, Thursday, 13 August 2009 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=tynan+delong&aq=f&oq=

― cutty, Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

cut it cut it cut it cut it

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://thatsmaiman.blogspot.com/

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 13 August 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

The Ying Yang Twinz are gang banging The Verve

― BOO LIAR BEN KONOP BOO BAD BOO BEN KONOP BOO (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 August 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v227/1793/122/n1081471376_4809.jpg

― omar little, Saturday, 3 October 2009 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

love the school daze era spike lee music on the reel

― Take a ride on The Rape Tunnel (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 3 October 2009 06:05 (fifteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uGt5_yIDxOg/SbcPJMDaPwI/AAAAAAAAAAU/LEBwZTRuHw0/S220-h/Photo+260.jpg

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 3 October 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

OH SHIT, SOMEONE POSTED IN THE WRONG THREAD! LET'S SHIT ABOUT IT!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), January 14th, 2006 6:54 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, March 30, 2006 3:14 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― angels we have heard while high (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

miss this guy so much

― caek, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes i wonder if he's staring up at the same moon as me

― caek, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

he's on FB. gr80 added him yesterday

― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

@willyumbeck just found a burrito that yall left in the fridge i ate it because i know you are not coming back also yall left ur toothpaste 6:44 PM Apr 4th from web

― tehresa, Sunday, 20 December 2009 08:15 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ his ex-boyfriend

― crazy shituations (cutty), Sunday, 20 December 2009 13:16 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMW0rLz9HR8

― sanskrit, Monday, 15 March 2010 21:20 (fifteen years ago)

major find, sanskrit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUNRIySOR6s

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 15 March 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

needs more star wipe.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 15 March 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

looooooooooooool

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 15 March 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

ten months pass...

*~cock mobster!~*

― omar little, Sunday, 6 February 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

for some reason the youtube video at the top appears as an embed even tho i have images off

― no beans, push to fart (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 6 February 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://i52.tinypic.com/1zdno6c.jpg

― cutty, Monday, 21 March 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

XD

― cutty, Monday, 21 March 2011 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

mixed feelings: joy at the confirmation that tynan is out there still doing what he does best; sorrow that he choses not to grace us with his presence any more

― gr8080, Monday, 21 March 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

good find, kudos

― max, Monday, 21 March 2011 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

we used to be facebook friends i think but not anymore ;_;
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/48821_1081471376_100532_n.jpg

― gr8080, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)

I just miss the little feller.

― Aerosol, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

lol headshot

― cutty, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

STAR WIPE

― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://twitter.com/#!/TynanDeLong

― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

oops i meant
http://i.imgur.com/z9UB5.jpg

― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

He's the future of blogging.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, March 31, 2006 11:15 AM Bookmark

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/52145042@N04/5454858332/

brody theater

― am0n, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

dammit, why doesn't this stupid board have room for avatars?

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

Tynan, the DeLong

― buzza, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

TynanDeLong Tynan DeLong
@shawnfleek - Thanks man - I dig your founding fathers screed.
19 minutes ago

― I'm at the combination pizza butt and taco hell (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

kudos

― I'm at the combination pizza butt and taco hell (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/LkfZ1.png

― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

i always hope he's returned and he has come to judge us from his thread

― beefaroni merchant, part-time fish tank bitch. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 May 2011 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://vimeo.com/24041288

― harlan, Monday, 30 May 2011 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

"wanna freak?"

― gr8080, Thursday, 2 June 2011 07:19 (fourteen years ago)

gif it and loop it

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 2 June 2011 08:09 (fourteen years ago)

I'm a fan of anything Tynan Delong

― lebroner (D-40), Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

TynanDeLong Tynan DeLong
"Tame is lame. The dream is extreme." - inspirational quote I saw on the snowboard of my mind.
9 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

― buzza, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 06:37 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkb9oabt6f4

― buzza, Saturday, 11 August 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago)

mmm spicy

― sanskrit, Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:19 (twelve years ago)

excellent find

― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 August 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago)

loooool buzza great find

― ○ (gr8080), Sunday, 12 August 2012 08:11 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/LDVhp.png

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:11 (twelve years ago)

luv ya tynan

― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:15 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSvWKm5HQs8

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago)

he's a sweetie

― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago)

there's so much tynan on youtube now!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK61qc2NPak

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago)

kid's gonna make it

― We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago)

man that twitter, he could've taken the ilx dad joke crown if he'd kept posting here

― some dude, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:39 (twelve years ago)

does ilx have any portland posters?

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago)

this guy could've been our greatest poster

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago)

yes xp

― barthes simpson, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago)

we should never have let him go

― His avid reading taught him things before he had not found (stevie), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago)

guys he comes on at about 21:00 here:

http://www.livewireradio.org/content/episode-125

and had me legit loling!!

then he's followed by the guy who was at the This American Life/Apple factories in China scandal!!

really makes u think

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago)

i have a google alert set for the inevitable future tynan kickstarter

― sanskrit, Thursday, 11 October 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCN_cOhC7oQ

― (╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Thursday, 11 October 2012 04:19 (twelve years ago)

that mf doom loop means tynan

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 11 October 2012 06:50 (twelve years ago)

outside your window with a sign that say "hire me please"

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 October 2012 13:19 (twelve years ago)

someone else listen to that livewireradio performance please

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago)

alright. So weird that mike daisey is on there too.

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 October 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago)

"lil burnin man"

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 October 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago)

dude does not have a good radio voice

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 October 2012 15:57 (twelve years ago)

man i dunno this is just terrible
"lol i liked hip hop and i am white and was once young and stupid"

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=82861#unread

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago)

yeah, this is unimaginably lame and uninteresting, stopping now

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong
Here's a little Halloween song I used to sing: Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Gimme salted meats or I'll punch you in the crotch.
Expand Reply Retweet Favorite

― buzza, Sunday, 4 November 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTY5ODAxNDc0Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzg0NDY1OA@@._V1._SY317_.jpg

― brimstead, Friday, 18 January 2013 03:33 (twelve years ago)

kudos

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 18 January 2013 04:02 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

http://oi39.tinypic.com/2v9ekrc.jpg

― Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)

http://oi39.tinypic.com/2v9ekrc.jpg

― Murder in the Rue McClanahan (jaymc), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)

ahahha

― we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Friday, 14 June 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

loving Vinan DeLong

https://vine.co/v/hbFqiPFWOb6

― bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago)

Message Bookmarked

― what does ;_; mean in remorse code (m bison), Wednesday, 7 August 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago)

o

― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 8 August 2013 05:18 (eleven years ago)

he looks old and gray now. its weird.

― socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 8 August 2013 05:19 (eleven years ago)

fuck now i feel old

― stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 8 August 2013 05:24 (eleven years ago)

still got it

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 8 August 2013 06:24 (eleven years ago)

I want to see him in a three episode character arc on Girls.

― bishop desmond youtube (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:10 (eleven years ago)

does he actually not know how to smoke from a bong or is that part of the joke

tynan continues to fascinate me

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago)

it won't play for me

― staind in the place where you live (crüt), Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:31 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/b3ZAD99UI5j

― am0n, Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago)

does he actually not know how to smoke from a bong or is that part of the joke

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, August 8, 2013 10:30 AM

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong 10h
i got some creeper weed i call lieutenant dan cuz that shit gets u so high u can't feel ur legs haha

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong 10h
i smoke and listen 2 belle & sebastian so i guess i'm tweed haha

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong 10h
i made stoner dog comedy skit called Air 'Budz'haha

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong 2 Aug
'Yeah, he's a lil' cutie. We call him Budz McKenzie.' - my drug dealer-in-law.

― am0n, Thursday, 8 August 2013 14:43 (eleven years ago)

haha

― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 August 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

knew he'd find an audience

http://ww2.hdnux.com/photos/23/42/03/5120209/3/628x471.jpg

― taking tiger stadium (by strategy) (sanskrit), Sunday, 1 September 2013 19:39 (eleven years ago)

His vine is killing me... "The Polygamist at the Catskills"

― pplains, Sunday, 1 September 2013 20:36 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

Tynan DeLong ‏@TynanDeLong 24 Oct

Loving these new Drake-inspired emoji's, Emo G's.

― buzza, Sunday, 27 October 2013 22:13 (eleven years ago)

six months pass...

STILL GOT IT

http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=aRLVqPGUKLo&a=

― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Monday, 26 May 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)

bless

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 26 May 2014 13:49 (eleven years ago)

for posterity (xpost to 2muchtimeonILX):
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/The_Guilt_Trip_Poster.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vZP4ay3.jpg

― brimstead, Monday, 26 May 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/TYJFmoCa2H8/maxresdefault.jpg
http://scontent-b.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-prn/t51.2885-15/1742216_857182094307932_426001885_a.jpg

― slam dunk, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

https://vine.co/v/O7blPxDYXdm

― some dude, Monday, 22 September 2014 01:18 (ten years ago)

that is right up there with the worst things ever linked on ilx

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 02:14 (ten years ago)

like deathdrone levels of ick

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 September 2014 02:14 (ten years ago)

chriiiiiiiiiiist

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, 22 September 2014 03:22 (ten years ago)

where can i find more splooge mcfuck related content

― lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 04:30 (ten years ago)

if you're not following tynan on twitter you're really missing out imo:
https://twitter.com/TynanDeLong/status/513859396980731904

― some dude, Monday, 22 September 2014 11:58 (ten years ago)

done

― lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 14:10 (ten years ago)

tbh the fact that tynan delong is still out there doing his tynan delong thing really warms my cold heart

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:55 (ten years ago)

cant believe out of all the ilxors i follow only al is up on tynans tiwtter wheres the love

― lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 15:57 (ten years ago)

"Author of the best selling memoir Until the Condom Breaks"

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 15:58 (ten years ago)

his brand of very edgy humor isnt for everyone

― lag∞n, Monday, 22 September 2014 16:00 (ten years ago)

Tynan DeLong @TynanDeLong

The Bone Boys (like Beach Boys, except instead of chasing girls, these boys chase BONES!) #DogBands @midnight

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 22 September 2014 16:04 (ten years ago)

I went through all his Vines one night and then said, OK, that's enough for me!

Keep meaning to send my brother the hot pepper news. He's a competitive hot pepper eater.

― pplains, Monday, 22 September 2014 18:29 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/4b2sDi7.jpg

― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Saturday, 1 November 2014 13:15 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlGldGJcmxU

― pplains, Saturday, 1 November 2014 17:57 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

dude is getting ink: http://www.sacbee.com/entertainment/living/travel/sam-mcmanis/article2574204.html
from two years ago
he claims hes in brooklyn now, might have to seek his act out

― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:42 (ten years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/U9uNThm.jpg

― gr8080, Friday, 13 November 2015 21:08 (nine years ago)

the effing shiznits

― you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 November 2015 21:39 (nine years ago)

someday i'm going to run into him on the street or at a show and i'll freak out and explaining why i'm so excited to see him in person is going to be very awkward

― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 November 2015 22:13 (nine years ago)

just do that rap from upthread at him. won't be awkward at all.

― you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Friday, 13 November 2015 22:14 (nine years ago)

Tynan DeschL0ng ‏@TynanDeschL0ng Oct 30
sometimes i can't decide if i like marketing or PR more but then im like fuck it, they're both great!

it's like he sees my soul

― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 November 2015 05:47 (nine years ago)

might have to seek his act out

about a year ago I hit an alt-comedy event led by Chris Gethard, Tynan did an act with a partner that was pretty solid. At the end of the night I dapped Chris + bought Tynan a pint, apologizing for this thread and any personal SEO implications it may have had, he was totally cool with it and claimed his ILM posting of eight years ago was him doing a character the whole time (sorry to break the fourth wall).

The crowd he runs with reminds me of some of the voices I saw at Eating It 15 years ago. Most of their careers will go nowhere but don't be surprised if Tynan lands a Brett Gelman/Little Bit of Luck or Hodgman/PC type iconic advertising role. Or does voice work on some Adult Swim type bullshit.

― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Monday, 16 November 2015 03:37 (nine years ago)

claimed his ILM posting of eight years ago was him doing a character the whole time

lol

― μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 November 2015 18:45 (nine years ago)

true for everyone here tho iirc

― i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2015 19:27 (nine years ago)

he's starting to look more and more like henry czerny

― nomar, Monday, 16 November 2015 19:28 (nine years ago)

ten months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/jPHaoZi.gif

― sleep, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:20 (eight years ago)

think I lurked most of the time back then because I was afraid of being outed as another Tynan

as if

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 14:44 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/TynanDeLong/status/784880622393327616
pizza humor eh

― the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:21 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.tynandelong.com/
he's still working with gethard

― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 26 January 2018 17:46 (seven years ago)

seeing Tynan age freaks me out for some reason

― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 27 January 2018 00:54 (seven years ago)

Same tbh

― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:11 (seven years ago)

But Cookies is the name of my dog!

https://i.imgur.com/jngH4iX.png

― pplains, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:23 (seven years ago)

that's so Tynan

― omar little, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:41 (seven years ago)

he's starting to look more and more like henry czerny

― nomar, Monday, November 16, 2015 11:28 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― omar little, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:42 (seven years ago)

*pouts; was hoping you were referring to Kenneth Tynan*

― Polly of the Pre-Codes (j.lu), Saturday, 27 January 2018 03:10 (seven years ago)

I feel like Tynan has a prominent position in the world just out of my field of vision

― mh, Saturday, 27 January 2018 04:04 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRCeJ9ExUk

― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Monday, 30 September 2019 18:08 (five years ago)

i meant to post to this over the summer when i saw Tynan in a promo for rooftop films
no star wipe unfortunately

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 September 2019 19:03 (five years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.nobudge2.com/selected-films-by-tynan-delong

― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 December 2020 22:37 (four years ago)

three years pass...

had to pause the latest episode of the podcast Blank Check when cohost Griffin Newman mentioned Tynan in an ad read for Mubi

("Dad and Stepdad ... the Colin Burgess, Tyan [sic] Delong film ... a pretty excellent microbudget comedy film that is streaming on Mubi")

― jaymc, Sunday, 16 June 2024 16:41 (one year ago)

ha, I heard that and wondered if the near-name was a coincidence (and thought good for Tynan on rising above his ilx bullying if it was actually him)

― bae (sic), Sunday, 16 June 2024 17:58 (one year ago)

five months pass...

And you can even get a Bluray of it.

https://vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/frontpage-partner-labels/products/dad-step-dad

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 December 2024 21:13 (six months ago)

six months pass...

scrolling through my tiktok fyp tonight and i saw a familiar face come up talking about astrud gilberto: https://www.tiktok.com/@tynantalkstunes

― petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Monday, 16 June 2025 03:51 (six days ago)

There are very brief moments where Tim Walz reminds me of this guy.

― pplains, Monday, 16 June 2025 14:19 (six days ago)


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