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www.westernpajuggalos.com

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

oh noes! juggalos.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:24 (twenty years ago)

www.arcticmonkeys.com/forum/index.php

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

p198.ezboard.com/b40ozmaltliquorparadise

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

board.crewcial.org

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

renewed ILE/TITTWIS beef

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

i was just about to say...

xpost

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

dude i'm on bco!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:40 (twenty years ago)

http://messageboard.tokyopop.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1061

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/2/23/Boys.gif/180px-Boys.gif
BCO, also known as board.crewcial.org but generally referred to in the abbreviated form (or as emo faggots), is a message board for 'scenesters' and 'hipsters' (see Emo).

Entries on BCO consist mostly of "What are you _____?" (fill in the blank with a verb, such as 'eating' or 'thinking') and "POLL: _____" (fill in the blank with some asinine question; these generally start with "Should I....?") as well as other various ramblings including (but not limited to) music, fashion and suicide. Most people post here while they're at work or while they're surfing the Internets from their parents' basement/attic.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/BCO


― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

BCO is beyond awful.

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)

i am googleproofing this now

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

aja/dante

:)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

awwww

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

we don't have the manpower to take on bco

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

batman is one man

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

board crewcial will eat yr soulz.

start a beef with that one board that's even smarter than ILM, disenssus or whatever.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

hipinion

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sigur-ros.co.uk/board/

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:08 (twenty years ago)

Sigur Ros, in a way, helped save my life.

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

ok forget that one then. pfft.

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

"if rinoa from final fantasy VIII was a real person..."

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

"when i heard the lyrics 'aug rooo siiiiii, baug en seee-yoooooo' i knew i was not alone, someone understood my suffering, and that life was worth living"

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

we should take wikipedia down!!

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

WE WILL NEED THE AJA/DANTE CRÜ TO HELP

also this guy:

http://www.aetherometry.com/antiwikipedia/

http://www.aetherometry.com/antiwikipedia/images/Wikipedia_Techno-Cult_of_Ignorance.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

ihatemusic.bagatellen.com/viewforum.php?f=4&sid=d7adb8dcdaaaf539c56d9031013d9e3f

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

does it suck to know a lot about music

;_;

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 17:29 (twenty years ago)

http://community.livejournal.com/ru_preved/

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)

that correa guy is amazing. i love at the end of the intro where he promises to show a diabolical example of wikipedia's agenda, and then quotes someone from wikipedia dealing with him very reasonably (albeit obviously with patience greatly strained).

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

CHICK COREA IS A SCIENTOLOGIST

MAKES YOU THINK

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.panterachat.com/phpBB/

― nervous.gif (eman), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

so. anyone actually started beef?

OR ARE YOU PUSSIES JUST GOING TO SIT AROUND AND TALK ABOUT IT ALL DAY

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

FUCK THAT I STARTED BEEFE ON THE TIGA MESSAGE BOARD

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 22:20 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newquestions.php?board=55

― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

com4.runboard.com/bbeefcattleinformationdiscussionboard

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

I AM DOWN WITH FUCKING SOME SHIT UP ON OTHER BOREDS.

― JEANNE (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 23:58 (twenty years ago)

http://board.crewcial.org/?func=topic&id=122730&r=1

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 20 April 2006 00:06 (twenty years ago)

is this WAYNE?!?

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 20 April 2006 00:08 (twenty years ago)

http://board.crewcial.org/?func=profile&id=4710

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 20 April 2006 00:08 (twenty years ago)

O MAN JANEMAG SECONDED PLZ TAKE THOSE FUCKERS OUT

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 20 April 2006 05:27 (twenty years ago)

I think one of my old message boards had a beef with the Jane boards in, like, 99? 2000?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 20 April 2006 10:33 (twenty years ago)

Prog ears has enough beef of its own.

Dissensus is the best suggestion

or possibly www.dollforum.com (vnsfw & also wtf wtf wtf)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 10:48 (twenty years ago)

or the harmony central musician's forum, which is full of bad-tempered nutters.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 10:53 (twenty years ago)

cf AaronHZ

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 12:33 (twenty years ago)

i could use yr help guys.

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:28 (twenty years ago)

haha

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

what is the backstory with hipinion anyway? who started it, what's the profile etc.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Registrant:
PFMSmackdown
4800 S West Shore Blvd.
Tampa, FL 33611
US

Domain name: HIPINION.COM

Administrative Contact:
Kozyra, Nathan nathan.kozyra@nathankozyra.com
4800 S West Shore Blvd.
Tampa, FL 33611
US
813-598-4742

OWNER OF HIPINION IN PAINFULLY UNHIP FLORIDA SHOCKA

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Drew, backstory is that it began life is the official Pitchfork webboard (PFM Smackdown!). Ryan quickly got tired of paying for the bandwidth (and hated the board anyway), so he dropped it, and they continued on as PFMS for a while at several different addresses. Eventually they realized they were chumps for hanging onto the pitchfork name and became "Hipinion".

― Dominique (dleone), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

remember that bitchpork msg board?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

yeah! I googled that last year, but it was gone

― Dominique (dleone), Thursday, 20 April 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

i was on bitchpork.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:45 (twenty years ago)

so were me and LeCoq.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:48 (twenty years ago)

someone should do a paper on how message board people basically follow each other around the internet

― Dominique (dleone), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:50 (twenty years ago)

maura: just start a comment war on jshep's blog
strongo: haha
strongo: hopper and shepard vs. the noize board
strongo: shirts vs. skins
strongo: godzilla vs. mecha-godzilla

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

ref. Ade, Me, A. Borelli, Ian, etc xpost

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

I tried to join hipinion and nathan never wrote me back to authorize me. I am not cool enough for hipinion. Time to get the chair and the rope and finish myself off I guess . . . .

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

i remember, steve shasta!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

lol jon, guess what's back?

http://yousuckatlife.net/board.php

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

UGH

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=8

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

It would be like starting beef with ALIENS. How fucking cool is that?

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

Urban Dance Squad gaat weer optreden (8 new answers)

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Other messageboards should start beef with us

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:57 (twenty years ago)

yousuckatlife can't be all that bad
http://yousuckatlife.net/board_view.php?id=484887

― BROSAMA (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:07 (twenty years ago)

lol NOTE THE DATE PLZ.

It does not speak well of you that you are three years late to a joke from ***LNC***

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

http://board.crewcial.org/?func=topic&id=112015&r=10

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Hilarious story about wayne:

He graduated from college and moved to Minneapolis for some broad who promptly dumped him. lolllllllllll

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:12 (twenty years ago)

I am glad ILX got me away from those kind of retards

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Hilarious story about wayne:

PEDOPHILE

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Post Rock is dood

!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

every internet girl i have known, even ones from improbably remote places, somehow has related a story to me of wayne attempting to rape them.

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

wayne

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v53/bluereason68/Smilies/Sad/outcastEMOclub.gif

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

is that wayne on that link upthread?

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

yep

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y269/trigonalmayhem/gussiedup2.jpg

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

i am glad wayne exists, because he reminds me that no matter what there will always be someone beneathe me.

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

he works for GENERAL MILLS

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

i am glad wayne exists, because he reminds me that no matter what there will always be someone beneathe me.

sub-wayne at best.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 April 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

renewed ILE/TITTWIS beef
-- DEEDS NOT WORDS (vfoz...) (webmail), April 19th, 2006 9:39 AM. (vahid) (later)

OMG SECONDED VAHID OTM

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Thursday, 20 April 2006 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Getting Stoned in Front of the Kids. C/D (3 new answers, last at 5:21 pm)
The Most Inappropriate Background Music For Sex. (8 new answers, last at 5:12 pm)
English vs Americans: Who's better at S-E-X? (57 new answers, last at 4:57 pm)
How do you get someone to notice/fancy you? (101 new answers, last at 4:56 pm)
Who is the sexiest woman over the age of 45? (9 new answers, last at 4:55 pm)
Google results for ex boyfriends/girlfriends/husbands/wives (5 new answers, last at 4:54 pm)

looking at these threads in conjunction w/ WDYLL = barftastic!!

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Thursday, 20 April 2006 23:23 (twenty years ago)

From: W.R. Coppock, Esq.

Date: Apr 20, 2006 8:18 PM
Subject: new telephone and number
Body: even if I don't feel any older, I bought myself a razr for my birthday last week and now I have a local phone number to go with it. Update your phone books or remember to delete me or whatever, but here it is:

612-325-1873

-w

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 20 April 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

renewed ILE/TITTWIS beef
-- DEEDS NOT WORDS (vfoz...) (webmail), April 19th, 2006 9:39 AM. (vahid) (later)

OMG SECONDED VAHID OTM
-- DEEDS NOT WORDS (vfoz...), April 20th, 2006 5:21 PM. (vahid) (admin) (userip)

wait, did you just OTM yourself in the third person?

― BROSAMA (jaxon), Friday, 21 April 2006 01:46 (twenty years ago)

vahid just copy your own jokes to excelsior now

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 02:15 (twenty years ago)

also: noise dudes all talk no beef

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 21 April 2006 02:16 (twenty years ago)

we haven't agreed yet

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 02:27 (twenty years ago)

SANSKRIT OTM!!

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Friday, 21 April 2006 02:34 (twenty years ago)

DUDES, CHAKI IS THE ONLY ONE FOLLOWING THRU HERE.

I AM GOING THERE RIGHT NOW TO BACK HIM UP.

HE IS TOTALLY MY MYSPACE FREND.

― JEANNE (Tim Ellison), Friday, 21 April 2006 02:36 (twenty years ago)

that's not courage, that's suicide. chaki fights like a wounded yeti, a cornered dog, a man with nothing to lose. discretion is the better part of valor.

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Friday, 21 April 2006 02:49 (twenty years ago)

no, dude, you have to check out my subtle and elegant ways of fucking with shit.

i am a beef minimalist.

― JEANNE (Tim Ellison), Friday, 21 April 2006 02:56 (twenty years ago)

http://board.crewcial.org/?func=topic&id=123065&r=2

― JEANNE (Tim Ellison), Friday, 21 April 2006 02:57 (twenty years ago)

whoah

http://board.crewcial.org/?func=topic&id=122689&r=47
what do you guys think about vegan diets for cats? (510 views)

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:02 (twenty years ago)

sorry when hpencil sayd hi to me i melted like a baby snowman

― city of gyros (chaki), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:10 (twenty years ago)

http://blacktown.net/muscleman_sunriseposter.gif

― nervous.gif (eman), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:29 (twenty years ago)

I am getting blacktown.net to do all my graqphic design. some of their flash stuff rules... the growing afro one amazing

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:35 (twenty years ago)

http://blacktown.net/ArrowRIGHT.gif
NEXT 100 PAGES

― nervous.gif (eman), Friday, 21 April 2006 03:40 (twenty years ago)

http://williamsboard.com/

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Friday, 21 April 2006 04:47 (twenty years ago)

geeta wins for finding most pathetic boreds on internet.

― JEANNE (Tim Ellison), Friday, 21 April 2006 05:20 (twenty years ago)

i'm just finding all these boards randomly by doing searches for 'music message boards'. it's kinda scary what you can find...

― geeta (geeta), Friday, 21 April 2006 05:26 (twenty years ago)

you all are a bunch of no-good assholes

― lf (lfam), Friday, 21 April 2006 06:00 (twenty years ago)

you all are a bunch of no-good assholes
-- lf (lfamula...), Today.

recursive beef

― lf (lfam), Friday, 21 April 2006 06:00 (twenty years ago)

one of the wright sisters friends is a pantera board regular

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 21 April 2006 12:32 (twenty years ago)

tacos?

― ath (ath), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:18 (twenty years ago)

theknot.com's boards are even stupider than weddingchannel's boards, FYI.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 21 April 2006 13:23 (twenty years ago)

si, karl

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:14 (twenty years ago)

karl?

― nervous.gif (eman), Friday, 21 April 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

ath = karl

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 21 April 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

this is like ilx's evil twin board:

http://ihatemusic.bagatellen.com/

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 21 April 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

the ihatemusic slsk chatroom is kinda scary. uber-underground collector nerds. good 4 leechin off of tho!

― nervous.gif (eman), Friday, 21 April 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

bco has caught the wind of this puny little terrorist cell. my advice, "i wouldn't."

― rocco cromwell (rocco cromwell), Friday, 21 April 2006 22:45 (twenty years ago)

trigonalmayhem posted this on April 21st, 2006 @ 8:13:24 pm
you know I'm totally going to post on the noize board now because of this, right?

― city of gyros (chaki), Friday, 21 April 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

http://sparkless.net/kim/kimberly.jpg

― city of gyros (chaki), Friday, 21 April 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

2 years ago, any attempt by this board to fuck with BCO would have led to the destruction of this board. Today, BCO is so diluted you would probably just be ignored.

― ..... (youhaveabiggerproblemnow), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:06 (twenty years ago)

oh stop

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 22 April 2006 00:18 (twenty years ago)

yah im done.

― city of gyros (chaki), Saturday, 22 April 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

whoo is that chixxor? killy's sister?

I WIL SAVE HER

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 22 April 2006 02:08 (twenty years ago)

King Crimson (Pages 1 2 )
these guys are hella talented!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 22 April 2006 06:15 (twenty years ago)

Wait a minute that board is exactly lke noise board:

http://www.pinkfloydonline.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi?s=eb0e22b6770e884b4a00a27c6d43ceea;act=ST;f=11;t=7729

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 22 April 2006 06:18 (twenty years ago)

trigonalmayhem posted this on April 21st, 2006 @ 8:13:24 pm
you know I'm totally going to post on the noize board now because of this, right?
-- city of gyros (chaki.tim...) (webmail), April 22nd, 2006. (chaki)

OOOOH, I"M SO SCARED!

and

2 years ago, any attempt by this board to fuck with BCO would have led to the destruction of this board. Today, BCO is so diluted you would probably just be ignored.
-- ..... (awesomehousemat...) (webmail), April 22nd, 2006. (youhaveabiggerproblemnow)

yeah, that's pretty much what happenned. people actually started talking about friggin dandelions!

too much effort, not even worth it...

― JEANNE (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 22 April 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

my gf is on this message board:

http://www.nymag.com/news/intelligencer/16665/index.html

the WORST people are on it. i often ask myself why i'm not trolling it.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 23 April 2006 12:40 (twenty years ago)

obv choice but plz to kill all the jerx on VELVETROPE, I look at it every once in a while just to remind myself what douchebags ppl who work for big record companies are, let alone people who aspire to work for big record companies. yeah i know, ez target...

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 23 April 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
i hate these people so much that i had to google for this thread, forgetting i already added them above:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ParkSlopeParents/

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 July 2006 01:41 (twenty years ago)

thought this was going to be japanther yahoo group for sure

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 02:39 (twenty years ago)

one of the wright sisters friends is a pantera board regular

-- sunny successor (gangsta...), April 21st, 2006.

I think I know who this is...

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 6 July 2006 11:23 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
i think we can all agree here..

http://www.fluxblog.org/2006/09/grass-grows-from-my-tears.html

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:31 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...
I think that Aeon Flux Top Level shows the sort of humor and restraint we're looking for here.

― John Justen, Saturday, 17 March 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

selenA posted this on May 22nd, 2007 @ 8:14:57 pm
great because he's a finance/analyst type and i'm a fashion slag so we will definitely be buying a condo at oro, that new building that's gone up in brooklyn. 300K for a studio! HELLO

aroundthewayboy posted this on May 22nd, 2007 @ 8:45:41 pm
300k is not much at all for an analyst. keep your eyes on the prize, grrrl...

brooklyn_ael posted this on May 22nd, 2007 @ 10:42:52 pm
He can't be that financy or analysty....he's got a wrist tattoo. I'd say go for it.

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

WILLIAMSBOARD

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

truer words were never spoken

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

but what if a few of those douches defect and come here?

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

they won't stay for long, we don't have nice enough haircuts

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

lol you guys read williamsboard

― dmr, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

wait i will beef with williamsboard

― river wolf, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even know who you are.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

oh stop

― river wolf, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

lol

name:
say that shit:

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

HEY STOP STALKING ME LINDSAY

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

jon u live in bushwick not even williamsburg i technically have more of a right to read that board than u do

― bell_labs, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

"read the board" = lurk and be a creepy shitbag

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

According to the New York Times, Bushwick starts at the Food Bazaar between the Lorimer St and Flushing Av BMT Jamaica Line stations, east of Leonard Street and south of Boerum Street.[5]

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

also fuck off

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

u mad

― bell_labs, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

you're a creep! don't fucking stalk me online all day and then bring it up at bars. This isn't the first time you did this. seriously, gchatz works again so go waste your time gossiping with your friends

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Didn't this thread say "other" message boards?

― nathalie, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:43 (nineteen years ago)

otm!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh jeeze you guys are CHILDREN.
jon also you're HARDLY one to talk about being a creep.

― ian, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't actually read wmsboard, I just looked at it and laughed at that part

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

this is bumming me out now :(

― bell_labs, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=59

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

i am secret williamsboard poster.

― Yerac, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

where is the i <3 noise board my friends talk about, which sounds like it sucks compared to this board.

― t. weiss, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

this is bumming me out now :(

http://insects.tamu.edu/images/insects/common/images/cd-45-a/Img0010.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

lol you guys read williamsboard

-- dmr, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― cankles, Friday, 25 May 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?act=idx

^^^^^^^ THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

― river wolf, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

lol http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=94764

― chaki, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

NO HOMO

― Laurel, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

lol NO HOMO

xp!!!

― g®▲đұ, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?showforum=8

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=94447

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god

― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

is it weird that i have some kind of sick affection for these guys? growing up in NJ i hated all the fucking guidos, but now i feel for them, like a "only i pick on my brother" kind of thing.

they dont really seem to know the difference between "no homo" and just saying "im not gay."

― max, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=94752

― deej, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

the avatars/signitures on that forum are somthing else.

http://ravenms.razorstream.com/mediaserver/stream/Ob2mK2BHWRsNFvp36/ZEMw==.jpg

― g®▲đұ, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a171/jzcruisn/newsig07copy.jpg

― g®▲đұ, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

i despise illegals. ironically my friends n i were challenged by some brazilians at some beach volleyball this weekend (it was our net)..needless to say we won.

the 1st thing my friend said to me when we won was, "you know they were illegal, right?"

haha

― g®▲đұ, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/241861~Tom-Selleck-Posters.jpg
The ultimate Cougar Hunter, Bros

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=94469&st=0&p=1510343&#entry1510343

― deej, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

lol music

― deej, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

Toto - Africa

Shit is so hot right now, it's on my myspace page.

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 31 May 2007 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

UGH @ dude w/ supremely racist sig

― deej, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

why

http://i13.tinypic.com/4i772gz.gif

― chaki, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

PEOPLE NO MORE FLAPPING YER JAWS
NOW IS THE TIME FOR ACTION

― sanskrit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

report back

― sanskrit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/briobrien/7sins.jpg

― g®▲đұ, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

gluttony = black

― g®▲đұ, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

and lust is a chinawoman
for shame

― sanskrit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

thats from america's next top model doritobreaths

― GOD, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

i dont know how much i can hate these guys, they're guys are sharing porn accounts with each other: http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=94588
that's kind of a bro move

― sanskrit, Friday, 1 June 2007 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

thier server is taking forever to send me back my registration info.

― Oink Administrator, Friday, 1 June 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

plz post noize aliases here

― river wolf, Friday, 1 June 2007 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

for the record, that wasnt me, oink admin is shared by like 7 dudes

― sanskrit, Friday, 1 June 2007 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

coughcoughGRADYcough

― sanskrit, Friday, 1 June 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

while i'm waiting, plz post ideas 4 avatars/ signitures.

http://worldwidepablo.blogs.com/worldwide_pablo/files/3_5_definitely_gay_speedo_ii.jpg

― Myspace Password Admin, Friday, 1 June 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

plz tell me registration worked

― deej, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

no i meant noizer aliases on njguido

― river wolf, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

i set up a new gmail account and everything but the registration info still hasn't come yet.

i can log in but cant post or edit profile or anything.

as soon as it comes i'll post info.

― Oink Administrator, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

i set up a new gmail account and everything but the registration info still hasn't come yet.

just like nu-ILX!

― sanskrit, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.b9board.com/

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 8 October 2007 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=98716

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 8 October 2007 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

ctrl-f "atease" not found

― 31g, Monday, 8 October 2007 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

not gonna do it. i just dont believe in this kind of thing.

― deeznuts, Monday, 8 October 2007 11:18 (nineteen years ago)

no point now in beefing
as targets wont be able to reg new accounts for a counterstrike on us

― sanskrit, Monday, 8 October 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

wait what? is ilx registration locked?

― bell_labs, Monday, 8 October 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

never got my nj guido registration.

― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.njguido.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=101354

― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

JUGGALOS4LYFE

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

but truly the best part of njguido are posts that go "oh fuck yeah" and then you have to scroll through 4800px of various images they attached to their sig

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

otm

_______________________________________________________________________________________
http://www.nerdsfromhell.com/images/ilovenerds.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/ilxalbums/howtomakeifeellove.jpg

http://jeremeyes.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/world-war-hulk-x-men-20070713073400674.jpg

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.475kent.com

― sanskrit, Friday, 25 January 2008 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

is that matos?

― and what, Friday, 25 January 2008 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=75

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Thursday, 7 February 2008 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

http://pub17.bravenet.com/forum/1424646898

― ℵℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜ℘! (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

“Johns Hopkins researchers say they have figured out how human and all animal cells tune in to a key signal, one that literally transmits the instructions that shape their final bodies. It turns out the cells assemble their own little radio antenna on their surfaces to help them relay the proper signal to the developmental proteins 'listening' on the inside of the cell.
The transmitters are primary cilia, relatively rigid, hairlike “tails” that respond to specialized signals from a host of proteins, including a key family of proteins known as Wnts. The Wnts in turn trigger a cascade of shape-making decisions that guide cells to take specific shapes, like curved eyelid cells or vibrating hair cells in the ear, and even make sure that arms and legs emerge at the right spots.”

^^^that board cites this is a convincing argument against evolution. i also just had a lecture on Wnt signaling today, and fail completely to see how it can in any way be tied to anti-evolution arguments

― the valves of houston (gbx), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

Exciting discoveries in the cellular realm continue apace. Some will remember that cilia were the first examples in Michael Behe’s classic book Darwin’s Black Box of irreducibly complex structures. That was in 1996; no one knew the half of it back then.
Is intelligent design a productive scientific theory? One way to tell is to see if the case gets better with new discoveries. Darwinism’s proponents have to keep adding patches and hotfixes to the theory to explain away new problems with the fossil record, the tree of life and the complexity of the cell. The case for Intelligent Design, by contrast, gets stronger with each new finding. Imagine: a radio antenna on each cell, signalling the inside world about the outside world. Most signal-relay stations we know about were intelligently designed.
Signal without recognition is meaningless. Communication implies a signalling convention (a “coming together” or agreement in advance) that a given signal means or represents something: e.g., that S-O-S means “Send Help!” or, in this case, that Wnt proteins mean “put this arm here.” The transmitter and receiver can be made of non-sentient materials, but the functional purpose of the system always comes from a mind. The mind uses the material substances to perform an algorithm that is not itself a product of the materials or the blind forces acting on them. Thus the analogy in the press release: cilia are just like radio antennas. Antennas may be composed of mindless matter, but they are marks of a mind behind the intelligent design.

― bnw, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

these people are idiots

― the valves of houston (gbx), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

Some will remember that cilia were the first examples in Michael Behe’s classic book Darwin’s Black Box of irreducibly complex structures.

hahahaha i hate to gloat or laugh at other people's misfortune but a friend works @ same place Behe does and dude had a breakdown within the last year or so. fuck that guy

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

4chan

― caek, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:02 (sixteen years ago)

i'm too shook

― hot dub grime machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

they might call someone a "chinc" and order 1000 pizzas to their house

― max, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― what if "middlebrow" is pubes? (Matt P), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

cheech marin has been doing that one since the 70s

― crispy hexagon sun (crüt), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:22 (sixteen years ago)

let's prank call them, prank call them GOOD >:)

― del griffith, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

good variant on 1000 pizzas, fyi, is like.. 1000 plumbers, maybe a couple dozen electricians.

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

I bet we could take the phone losers of america message board at this point

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

chinese food would at least keep it thematic

― iatee, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

www.ruthlessreviews.com

― San Te, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=1078909029

― Aerosol, Friday, 24 September 2010 14:12 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://forums.superiorpics.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php

― gr8080, Monday, 17 January 2011 10:58 (fifteen years ago)


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