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I LIST ILXR'S WHOS NAMES IVE BEEN READING FOR LONG TIME BUT DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THEM OR WHAT THEIR 'DEAL' IS AND MAYBE JAYMC OR ANOTHER CAN TELL ME WHAT THEIR 'THING' IS.

AIMLESS
N/A
TREMENDOID
O.NATE
GYPSY MOTHRA

MORE LATR!

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

N/A is Nick. He is in a band and lives in Chicago and just got engaged to his girlfriend.

Hope that helps!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

NOT REALLY. CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT HIS ILX PERSONA. THANKS!

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

well...that is the best I can do, he doesn't even post here anymore so his ILX persona is "no more"

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

1.asking people to stop referencing john cage's 4'33.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

i think gypsy mothra used to live in rochester, ny. that's about all i know.

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

gypsy mothra is a smart dude and a great writer and his opinions are strikingly well-reasoned. < /save-a-ho>

i dunno if he has a persona really, which may be why you don't know who he is.

(gypsy lives in nyc now, and has lived in knoxville.)

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

i met gypsy mothra once, seemed nice.
i have met o. nate a handful of times, and he is a cool if somewhat reserved dude.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

EISBAR
JED
GRIMLY FIENDISH

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

I DONT CARE WHOVE YOU MET I NEED ONLINE PERSONLAS HERE ,IAN-O

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

SUNNY SUCCESSOR
ALBA
DARIA G

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

Grimly fiendish - shortish unshaven scottish journalist uses a mac and likes stuff like new order & prob belle and sebastien.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

JED DESCRIBE YRSELF

― city of gyros (chaki), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

JBR, i have a question for you. you're not the same person as Jody Rosen who posts to ILM and writes for Slate? isnt that annoying?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, it is. not annoying enough for me to change my name, esp. since i don't write about music anymore.

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 1 May 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/faq.php?board=2#0-41

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

daria g seems like a bro. she likes touch & go shit, and usually has insightful things to say about the ARTS.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

daria is noise tho!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

true.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

Is the Jody Rosen I just saw in my local bookshop/music paper/Private Eye the same as ILX's Jody Beth Rosen?

No. Jody Rosen is a guy with a belly button piercing. Jody Beth Rosen also has a belly button piercing but is not a guy.

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

big gypsy mothra fan

his "persona" is : way way WAAAAAY more OTM than nabisco

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

C J

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

older english chick

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

and iirc member of the "mile high club"

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

OOOPS

i remember reading that in the faq a long time ago, had no idea who JBR was then.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

AIMLESS: older dude, prob in 40s, has a beard, writes poems on that write-a-poem thread along with Beth Parker, also posts a lot on political threads but I think people don't take his views all that seriously

N/A: my friend Nick, just got engaged to his gf Sarah McLusky, hey play together in the band The Fak3 Ficti0ns, was a religion major in college (Wm & Mary), lived all over the world growing up (Yugoslavia, France, India) since his dad was a diplomat, his 27th bday is two weeks from today, has a hot sister named Adrienne, etc etc etc

TREMENDOID: African American (that's all I know)

O.NATE: lives in New York, I'm guessing early 30s, likes Outkast and Missy Elliott and Stephen Malkmus, seems well-cultured and thoughtful, skinny and wears nice sweaters

GYPSY MOTHRA: dude in his mid-30s, used to post under his real name (J3ss3 F0x Maysh@rk), is a journalist who used to edit an alt-weekly in Tennessee and now lives in New York and I think freelances, have seen his stuff in the NYT even, is married and has a fairly young kid, pretty smart and reasonable, e-mailed me some Dylan songs once

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

frightening.

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

raise your hand if you're BOTH impressed AND creeped out...

*raises hand high, palm to the heavens*

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc's catalog of creepiness.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://pix4us.com/40037/pix/icon_bolt.gif

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

wow.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

sorry that is all i can answer, i am pretty stoned right now and going out for beerz in the lively city of montreal

also i guess i didn't say anything about n/a's persona, but he's known for snarky humor that ally approves of cuz she uh said something once about him being funny, also other stuff

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, you're not a W&M grad yourself, are you?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

OKAY.

(he's less creepy in person. but it still freaks me out a bit. at least he likes beer, right? RIGHT.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

(that OKAY was an xpost to jaymc. i also said it in real life. obv.)

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc is a kalamazoo college grad! < /crepey>

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

EMAN
JAMYC

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

eman seconded!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

eman:

http://www.discogs.com/artist/E-Man

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

eman is very private

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

he's very groovin

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

i like to think of him as the Martian Manhunter of the noize board.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

i hope eman is a drug dealer and not named after a comic book

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

EMAN: African American (that's all I know)

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

WOW...MORE JAYMC CREEPOGRAPHYS PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

got to love how jaymc didnt bother to continue getting to know Tremendoid after he realized the guy was African-American.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

scandalous!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

I want 'African American (that's all I know)' on a t-shirt!

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc check out my webbers: http://www.blacktown.net/

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

i want jaymc to be the official biographer of the noiseboard.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

FOR EXAMPLE, WHITE SERIAL KILLERS KILL OTHER WHITES (WHITE CANNIBAL JEFFERY DAHMER ONLY KILLED BLACKS BECAUSE THEY WERE "TASTIER" AND "EASIER" TARGETS.)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
IT'S JUST A LITTLE RUMP ROAST, January 24, 2002
Reviewer: "mcutt" (NY, NY USA) - See all my reviews

One of the finest low-budget bio-pics I have ever laid eyes upon. Carl Crew is absolutely captivating in his totally unrealistic yet powerful portrayal of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. Nevermind that the real Dahmer was a frail, introverted type, Crew's Dahmer is a charismatic and well-built guy who is seen lifting weights between murders, and kind of looks like a porn star. Physical anomalies aside, Carl Crew assumes the role of Dahmer with ease, murdering men he meets around town and kidnapping asian boys. The dialogue shines throughout, giving us true insight to the mind of this madman. I've been waiting for this DVD release for a long time, my prayers have been answered! Carl Crew, where are you?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

i think we should ask jaymc what he knows about us and score him on accuracy.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
Venison. a little gamey but...., February 9, 2002
Reviewer: Philip J Raffaele Jr (Mahopac, NY United States) - See all my reviews
Easily one of the most quotable films that I've ever seen. Never mind you've never heard of Carl Crew, you'll be pleasantly surprised by his finely honed acting chops. This film rests comfortably on the 'Cult' shelf in select Video shops for good reason.

The movie follows the trials and tribulations of young Dahmer, as he searches to find himself and his troublesome sexual identity. Along the way he clumsily seduces a number of low-budget actors with decent success. Dramatic violence and reaction from his family and neighbors causes mass hysteria. There are so many highlights to this film. Crying to his father on the phone, Drilling holes in young boys heads, Prank calling his mother and insinuating his own demise.

The DVD format has just been validated.

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― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

THIS THREAD IS GONNA GET BANANAS.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

O.NATE: lives in New York, I'm guessing early 30s, likes Outkast and Missy Elliott and Stephen Malkmus, seems well-cultured and thoughtful, skinny and wears nice sweaters

wow, I didn't know O.Nate was 40% of the people on ILM

― Alex in Baltimore (Alex in Baltimore), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

I know Carl Crew the filmmaker, ex mortician and freak show archiveist. I play his club sometimes. http://www.ciaabnormalarts.com

thanks for the answers jaymc, you are sweet. can you answer the rest soon?

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

REVIEW ILXORS

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc what do you know about gabbneb?

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

HE IS A JEWISH LAWYER, HE USES A TIMEPORT, HE LOVES PHISH

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

review ilxors...

"steve shasta, the gygax! bro-core side project... "

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

*licks picture of Mike Gordon*

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

REVIEW ME JAYMC

OPEN UP YOUR SPREADSHEET TO ALL OF US

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

raise your hand if you're BOTH impressed AND creeped out...

otm.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

but flattered too.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:10 (nineteen years ago)

i know that gabbneb agrees with christgau 90% of the time

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

I got jaymc to smoke some kweed and then we went and had beer with people and now he is laughing his ass off at this (or so I interpret. I mean, I'm laughing. Okay, of course he's laughing.)

I kinda know nothing about anyone, I realize. But maybe this is just all highly relative...

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 04:26 (nineteen years ago)

I thought o.nate lives in Hoboken.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

that's hobo.nate

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

I thought hobos were gear's thing.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

no, couches! ;-)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

eman is very private
-- cutty (holle...), May 1st, 2006 8:01 PM. (mcutt) (admin) (userip)

he's very groovin
-- Stormy Davis (electrifyingmoj...), May 1st, 2006 8:05 PM. (diamond) (admin) (userip)

haha. just got this.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1871/emangroovin8xx.jpg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

OH YEAH I GAVE THAT AS A PRESENT ONCE IN COLLEGE

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc is in a band

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

lives in chicago

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

first name: John

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

sexual boundary: ever-shifting

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

went to school w/ and was best buds w/ oops

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

is also v good friends w/ k herbert

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

last name: Cunningham

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

"discovered" tara jane o'neil

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-799.vo.llnwd.net/00280/99/74/280444799_l.jpg

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Saw a movie with HStencil

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

overall, prefers his own band to all other music

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

he is curious

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

...almost wrote his senior thesis/capstone thingy on monkeys and robots!! But didn't, in the end.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

wait, he's friends with oops AND kenan? Dude. Everything just became clear in my mind!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes has a beard

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes doesn't

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

don't think I know anything else

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

y ally?

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh oh me next

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

At an Undergraduate Conference on English Language and Literature, gave a talk on "Queering the Canon".

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

spent a year studying in england

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

went to school w/ and was best buds w/ oops

When It Began

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

oh, the first time he got drunk was in edinburgh!

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Has always loved lounge music, which probably has more to do with growing up around jazz and showtunes than in any conscious anti-rock rebellion or nostalgia for a conservative age.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

crepes out on all internet girls, unbeknownst to hims

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

ok for this particular list of people I think I actually knew more about them than fucking jaymc does, but whatever. I used to live in knoxville and have personally met 2 out of the 5 on multiple occasions. I have never been friends with kenan or oops though.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

but did u know "African-American"

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

tremendoid = bloc party frontman?

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

I can see how this might seem kind of creepy online but the thing is, he's like this for everyone, not just online people. And I don't think it's something he actively works at, he just has this capacity to remember details about people. It's uncanny.

Let me know how else I can help.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Congrats, n/a!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

I guess my persona is CHILX apologist. But not for oops, who is a cock.

xpost THANKS

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

JAYMC IS A DOLL

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

block party frontman = not african-american.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

i can't wait for THE JAYMC DOES YOUR BRO THRED

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

ive met jaymcs bro many times!

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

way x-post:

i would not mind a dude "crepe"-ing out on me....

mmmmm crepes

― JEANNE (ex libris), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Nick is right, JMZ remembered going on a trip to some city in OH or IN like ten years ago, and there was a chamber of commerce brochure that mentioned Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments and despite the fact that he had never heard of them, he REMEMBERED that, all these years. Until recently, when I asked if they were any good and he was like "I don't know, but they were mentioned by the blah blah blah in 1997" or whatever and I knew I was in the presence of greatness.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

"cheater's heaven" is a great song.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

see, i often remember a lot of stuff (not as much as jaymc, admittedly) but i often refrain from mentioning that i remember things because i feel it is creepy.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think it's creepy that I remember/know things, but I don't think it's right that I share things that haven't previously been shared, or as to which the person mentioned might want to limit sharing. Or, just, you know, I'm not going to assume that level of familiarity with the subject if I don't actually like know them.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

(but I really want to REVIEW ILXORS)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

ok then do it.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

No.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Chicken.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Bok.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Are you a MAN or a MOUSE?

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

maybe it's like a kind of savant-ism? and b/c most people don't have such abilities, in this case, grand recall, when another's (memory) abilities begin to become obvious, it's kind of weird/creepy. but really, it's just part of who they are. which is not to say it stops being creepy, but it becomes more like, well, just a thing. it does impress me. but look, also: last wkend was spent in the presence of ned and this wkend in the presence of jaymc, right? so i'm all, whoa, OKAY., yeah, re: such things. (and now i sortof wonder what my savantism might be.)
xpost to somewhere before gabbneb

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

isn't it just photographic?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

i wouldn't mind being reviewed. train the crosshairs of your critical wankery on me, if you dare. (i always get the impression that ppl think i am a JW side-project)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

or how much you care? I mean, I might tend to remember things about the people I find more interesting, but if another Ilxor is interested in a different set of people, I might be mildly taken aback by how much they know about people I pay less attention to. Maybe jaymc is just interested in more Ilxors than anyone else.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i can remember all kinds of weird little things about people, events, trivia, etc, but can't remember phone numbers, a lot of names, card games, etc. So, yeah, maybe not issues of savantism, but of different brane wiring, what dif people pay attn to, etc.

e.g., this is my kind of "review": Elmo/Andrew is from/in Providence, likes teh music, smokes, seemed kinda quiet, often has eyes at half-mast.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Is this rrobyn, or did you forget again to log in on your own account, jaymc?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

i mostly know things like where certain ilxors are from and what bands they like. for example, i remember that alex in nyc is from new york and likes killing joke.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha - it's actually me! (jaymc is on a plane. non-crepey thing about jaymc: he ate poutine for the first time! and it may or may not have had chicken broth in it ohnoes. but he said it was good. also ate: tim horton's doughnut.)
xpost

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

often has eyes at half-mast

are you saying i am shifty-eyed?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

i am just reporting.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

I remember when I used to think you were quite old

crosspost to gear

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Gear's older than I thought he was!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

oh well, I dunno

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

i felt older when i was 29 than i do now when i'm 31

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

in 5 years ppl will start calling you middle-aged. be prepared.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

I think, maybe, it was because you were Gear! and there was a guy called Old Fart! and I got confused

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

i thought gear was younger!

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, gear! do you still live with your mom in Tallahassee?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

why isn't gear Gear! any longer?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

i fucked up my password so i had to become 'gear' rather than 'Gear!', which coincided the departure of enthusiasm from my life.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Gear" is an anagram of "Rage", don't y'all know.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

and "ager"

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

Gear!'s e-mail address was "drinktoremember", wasn't it?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

Off the top of my head:

Gear -

* Has an Irish name
* Is from Illinois, Lives in L.A.
* Dated a porn star
* Works in entertainment/media
* Owned a light blue couch
* At one time, shaved his head
* Enjoys a good Steely Dan record.

I have never spoken to Gear off this board, but this is what I've gleaned.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

*Likes to start threads about 'crazy' things that happen to him.

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

+ Avid craigslist participant
+ A writer in TV (I believe)
+ Bigtime St. Etienne fan
+ Cubby fan

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

oh hey i just remembered one!

*went to college somewhere in ny state and liked the infamous with denny's with glassed-off smoking room at the angola service area on i-90.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

: D

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

does he look like jandek?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

also, facts like the one i just recalled are the sorts that make me feel creepy for remembering/retelling

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

i've met a sort-of ilxor and have probably been in a coffeehouse at the same time as remy.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

i look like some weird cross between jandek and peter greene and peter weller

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

i was at the same boredoms show as accountsettings once! dan r from ilx came up and said hi to me!

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

crepey

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

dood yr the crepe one who told me you saw me with 'some girl' !

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

I'd like to know what people "know" about me but I wouldn't really so don't

jaymc should just e-mail his database entry for each person to that person

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

rjg likes specials

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

i don't even remember that

you are tres crepe

jaymc, jr.

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

spoken like someone who has never had a special.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/54/138880464_dd6d81f4a8.jpg

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

ACCOUNTSETTING IS THE ART OF PRETEND FORGETFUL CREEPINESS

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

I vaguely remember seeing a pair of Cobain's sunglasses at that "Boredoms" show.

― accountsettings (account), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

"im not creepy i swear!"

― city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

the time i met jw was at a boredoms show

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

i met account settings before (and after) a boredoms show

AND

i sold chaki the tix for the show that he mentions above

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

i could tell you all sorts of minutia about Sir Stephen Shasta, but i don't think he'd appreciate it.

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

let's see:

+ professional wakeboarder
+ likes steve miller and bob marley
+ enjoys jacuzzis

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

steven shasta made fun of me once for eating a salad :(

― accountsettings (account), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

i miss accountsettings. are you gonna be in LA for the first 1/3 of June?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

i was late with payment to steve shasta so i sent him a tokyo drifter criterion dvd to say sorry!

― city of gyros (chaki), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

i hope to be out of texas by june. i will definitely be in sf late june or early july.

― accountsettings (account), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

jaxon knows some girl that used to chat with me on irc in the late 90s!

― city of gyros (chaki), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

steven shasta made fun of me once for eating a salad :(

was this when we were in soul food meaty meat & potatoes heaven?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

jaxon knows some girl that used to chat with me on irc in the late 90s!

yeah, "jinjin says moo"

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah

― accountsettings (account), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

JMZ: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

DO ME

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

HARD

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

HI I AM IN LA WHAT SHOULD I DO TONITE?

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer

- aphex twin t-shirt
- sometime basement dweller
- somewhere around virginia (???)
- worships cthulhu

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

also weird relations with cat

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

roffle

not Virgnia, South Carolina! otherwise pretty OTM

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

not really weird relations with my cat, just close. its platonic. but very spiritual.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

jaxon

- works in cupertino?
- emperor of ethiopia
- religious symbol of god incarnate for rastafarians
- exiled by occupying italians 1936-1941

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer is a "grower". one of my top 10 ilxors.

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

~~- somewhere around virginia (???)~~resides in greenville, sc
(i think tr, to be super specific)
attended one of my high schools (but i didn't know him), where he studied film (right?)

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

damn, latebloomer, you beat me to it w/ the correction

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

YANS LADYTRON AT EL REY AND RESULTING AFTER PARTIES

― city of gyros (chaki), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

jaxon enjoys spiritual jazz, conscious rap, incense and women with headwraps

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

(i think tr, to be super specific)
attended one of my high schools (but i didn't know him), where he studied film (right?)

correct! i live in berea, though, not tr. but it might as well be the same thing.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

ooh so close

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

oh also latebloomer does not fully appreciate the awesomeness of roflo as much as i do.

http://img67.photobucket.com/albums/v204/mattermax/new%20pics/roy.jpg

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

i so wanna see how Eric's movie turned out.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i don't care about eric's movie, but i do care that roflo is amazing AND lets me use him as a reference for job apps, etc.

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh cool. he's a nice guy, i never knew him all that well though.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

i feel as though we've sidetracked.

carry on with ilxor facts!

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

Daer Jaymc, I talked to you once on the instant messenger. What do you know about me?

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

Hurting - Too cheap to buy a real engagement ring.

(Kidding!)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

True!

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

i'd be surprised if anyone knew anything about me

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

but oh how i'd like to be surprised

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

geoff: journalizt grad student in mpls who went to what as far as I know was the only official mplsfap. um, once said he gets all his clothes at everyday people? (i remember cause then I saw it and thought "oh yeah an internet guy said that was a good store")

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer is one of those young+wise free thinking dudes that there should be more of but i'm glad to know just the one for now.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

vahid, wrong. i like UNconscious rap

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 05:28 (nineteen years ago)

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

jax0n:

+ does not like music made by caucasians
+ is "not bad/pretty good" at DDR
+ does not like film/cinema due to short attention span
+ knew hstencil and gygax! prior to ILM through (OMG!) weird REAL LIFE coincidences
+ 4th degree tripster
+ pretty damn awesome dude

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 05:39 (nineteen years ago)

jax0n:
+ does not like music made by caucasians past 1990.
+ has a shorty that is "~~not bad/pretty~~ VERY good" at DDR
+ does not like film/cinema due to short attention span (very true)
+ knew hstencil and gygax! prior to ILM through (OMG!) weird REAL LIFE coincidences (very true)
+ ~~4th~~ 1rst degree tripster
+ pretty damn awesome dude (very true)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

wait, are degrees of tripsterism like the higher the number the higher the tripsterisms? or like i'm 4 degrees away from being a tripster?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

i was thinking more like the degrees of a black belt.

don't deny your own DDR skillz duder.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 06:01 (nineteen years ago)

its like freemasonry: 36th level inducted brother of the grand scottish lodge of fraternal tripsters

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

lauren otm

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:45 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know anything about any of you and this thread is EYE OPENER. I know that RJG had his ribs injured, once, I guess.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

I know that RJG had his ribs injured, once, I guess.

Haha that sounds like RJG went to a special rib-injuring spa!

― Dan (Welcome To Crusher's!) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

"your ribs will be lightly bruised with eucalyptus branches"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

that story belongs on the tombot appreciation thread.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

: (

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

I even have a picture of the immediate foreshadowing. I should upload it, tonight even.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

RJG is a lover, not a fighter

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

but can be provoked.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

i think this thread proves that i am no more crepey than anyone else.

some clarifications:

1. my band is listened to most on last.fm because a lot of that was listening to rough mixes and premasters as we were putting the album together.

2. i was never "best buds" with oops in high school. we had a few classes together, but we ran with different crowds, and he was actually a pretty quiet dude. i am unapologetically friends with kenan, though.

3. i never actually gave that talk on "queering the canon" because it would've entailed expanding the very short paper i had written on the subject for a class, and i didn't think i could do much more with the topic. plus it was over xmas break, and i was lazy, etc. so i backed out.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

No, you are absolutely more creepy than everyone else.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

ABBADAVID BERMAN: real name J0sh S@ltzm@n, used to post as Hurting, lives in Jersey City, plays drums for the countryish band Am3rican Alt1tude, curly hair (JEW), just got engaged, is on friendly terms with Maria Tessa Sciarrino (prob b/c of music-biz connections, i.e. AA playing PP shows in Philly), likes jazz quite a bit, as well as Steely Dan (obsessed with "Janie Runaway" for a short while)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

aW SHIT, here it comes, in alphabetical order no less...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

nah, this isn't as fun as when i was tipsy/high the other night after eating indian food with rrrobyn and slocki.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

The moment will return for you.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

ok, TRE BAKER

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, I like keeping it as a document, too.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), May 3rd, 2006 11:04 AM. (jaymc)

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Jaymc, do you have a photographic memory? You are like the Encyclopedia Brown of the interweb.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

curly hair (JEW)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc what does my hair look like

― ath (ath), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

curlyhairJEW.xls

― accountsettings (account), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

hey phil-two, i had the EXACT same thing you do; i ate it all, but it was kind of gross. Despite living in Logan Square, I've never had truly outstanding Mexican food...maybe taquerias will no longer cut it.
-- robots in love (robotsinlov...), April 23rd, 2004 4:12 PM. (robotsinlove) (link)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[Insert Ned post here about how you have good Mexican food to look forward to in southern California.]
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), April 23rd, 2004 4:13 PM. (jaymc) (link)

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avocados = green gold.
-- robots in love (robotsinlov...), April 23rd, 2004 4:14 PM. (robotsinlove) (link)

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Sir, you are moving to SoCal, we will feed you proper Mexican food.
XPOST DAMMIT

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 23rd, 2004 4:15 PM. (Ned) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

LOL.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

we will feed you proper

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 23rd, 2004 4:15 PM. (Ned) (link)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

PROPER
http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2004/02/02-05-04tdc/02-05-04darts-14s.jpg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Damn. Jaymc on the M-O-NEY

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

WHOIS veronica moser [mod: NSFWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW drudge siren etc.]

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

gahhh NSFW

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

or rather, NSFmesittingathome

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

NSFAnywherever?

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS A SCAT FETISH SITE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

I felt like the rest of us ought to be warned, too.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

wtf JBR!!! at least gimme a little drudge siren...

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.showtime.jp/info/music/img/pac900000000201/4_photo.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

haha whoops sorry

― jbr with a z (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

things i know about RJG:

+ he used to not like soup, but now he's warmin up to it.
+ used to be nicknamed "the bear"
+ likes polar bears.. in that way
+ columbo has changed his world view forever
+ he's taller than he looks!!!!!

im forgetting a few things.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc does know a lot, though. he's observant.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

― DEEDS NOT WORDS (vahid), Thursday, 4 May 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

jaymc, please investigate if kate is american or british in origin

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

do mine plz

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc should be unbanned just for the hilarity of this thread

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

WAY AHEAD OF YOU

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

i believe kate is british in origin but spent some of her formative years in the u.s.

― jaymc harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

for some I believe you have to use the word "vast majority." I assumed personally she was American born because she speaks in an American accent.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

i would paypal her $10 for a youtube of her eating carrot cake

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

(xp) Even though she ostentatiously uses British slang?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

Suzie is one of my least favorite posters

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

Well so did "Brit Babe" but that girl was from Jamaica, Queens.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Also, Ethan "Pumpkin" Padgett: no way am I setting myself up like that.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

I thought Brit Babe was from Miami?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

damn ilx started out with a buncha fake brits then

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

...(But had "relatives" in the UK.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

no she lived in Miami tho towards end of her ILX days. Then I think she was living in Bklyn because I remember Carey saying woman showed up randomly at a noize drinks night, early on in noize bored history.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

also wtf up with "Pumpkin"

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Suzy, Colette, and sgs are all Americans living in the UK. Rob Bolton (Canadian) and our friend "and what" also spent a considerable amount of time there. Noise Board favo(u)rite Adamrl is a Britisher living in the US. Hstencil dated a Britisher.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

MY MOM IS BRITISH DUMBASS. WHERES YOUR PRECIOUS FILE NOW??

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

ethan: African American (that's all I know)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Ethan? No wai!!!!

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Note made: Jess and gbx are Americans with British moms.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

ethan was born in vermont but he likes to play that down. his family moved around a lot as a kid, but he and his mom and dad settled in south carolina following stints in newark, trenton, and wilmington. (his dad had some sort of government job, but a boring one.) he had one sister, who was almost grown when he was born, but she's been estranged from the family for years now. when he was growing up he wanted to be a paleontologist and then a cartoonist. his favorite food is pepperoni pizza and his favorite color is black or navy blue. he's lefthanded, and when he was eight he lost the tip of his middle finger on that hand in an accident with a saw. he works as a file clerk for a bank and is currently dating a girl named carrie who is a waitress at a pancake house. he writes for several regional southern hip-hop magazines. he has a cat named jones, like the one in alien. he once stayed at peace vigil for a week to impress a girl.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

i know more, obviously, but i think that's enough for right now.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

I heard he looks like Damon Albarn.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

i'm just bored enough today to relate ethan's life story to ilx.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

They both have their own hands, but they come from British moms.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

somebody do me

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

don't any of you bastards take that outta context

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - gladly, but we're both married ;)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

XTRA CREDIT: gbx's mom is Irish.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

But lived in England.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

and his favorite color is black

No shit. ;-)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

iirc, like me, allyzay has been the victim of chihuahua attacks.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

also, her husband likes punching.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

correct! I hate those little creatures.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

my mental image of trife has been El-P

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

his favorite color is black

― account (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.buzznet.com/assets/users9/ellyloo/default/large-msg-1126923314-2.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are soft touches.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

suzy is fake british too!? sheesh my mind is blown.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

suzy is from minnesota iirc? but i don't think she really goes out of her way to seem britishes or denigrate americans!!! as far as i can tell she's pretty open about being american actually.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Suzy is from Minnesota. Of course, her grandparents knew EVERYONE that was worth knowing in World War II-era Minneapolis, dahling. I think her grandma went on a date with, like, Fred Astaire or some shit.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to continue to feed jaymc faulty information in the hopes of fouling up his system.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, I knew you were joking about your British mom. The Ethan stuff I don't know what to believe.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

some of it is actually true!

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

I know, that's what I mean!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

i'll email you everything i know about him for $50 to my paypal acct.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Tempting.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'll even throw in transcripts of hours long IM chats about how we're going to die alone and unloved.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

plus, if you act now: detailed discussion of the merits of fat girls over skinny girls.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

possibly including the classic "when a fat girl shaves her pussy it's an affront to god."

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

No one thinks you two are THAT interesting.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

our moms think we're cool

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Your British mom?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh man i love this thread

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon jaymc you know you wanna find out which ilxors we've had sex with. that's database gold.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

love the title change whoever/whenever did that

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALREADY, JESS

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

spill it

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

now I'M curious

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

possibly including the classic "when a fat girl shaves her pussy it's an affront to god."

You can't keep this in the vaults! It needs to be remastered w/bonus traxx.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Paypal ME the $50, and I'll tell you which ILXors I've had phone sex with.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

kenan

― account (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

where my $50

― account (account), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

No.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc how do you search for people and find all their posts with a certain word like shakey mo and bag of hammers

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Use ILX Search. Keyword: "bag of hammers." Username: "Shakey Mo Collier."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

that shit never works for me!

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Ethan you are so lucky that picture of you as a 14-year-old hoodied backpacker with breastfeeding cheeks seems to have fallen off the internet!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

"breastfeeding cheeks"?? That's golden.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

It's really cute actually

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Paypal ME the $50, and I'll tell you which ILXors I've had phone sex with.

I KNOW ALREADY. GIMME FITTY BUCKS.

or a sandwich. paypal me a sandwich.

ps - why are you guys talking about my moms?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW ALREADY. GIMME FITTY BUCKS.

??
I must say shit when I'm drunk.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think the phrase "breastfeeding cheeks" can be highlighted enough here.

― Dan (O.O) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to guess! four letters?

"_ _ _ _"

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

hint: LIKES CLARINET

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

????!?!?!?!?

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-206.vo.llnwd.net/00688/60/24/688264206_l.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

amirite????

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc had phone sex with himself?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

NO, STUPID.

i want my fifty dollars.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sohoweeklynews.com/Book/ShowBiz/woody_allen_plays_clarinet_std.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

omg

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

no.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

I want to know who's had sex with who. jess, im sending you $50.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

ILX Secrets
c/o Strongo Hulkington
P.O. Box 1212
Baltimore, MD 21201

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'll tell you who i've had sex with for $2.50

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

plz outline that sentence.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE DO I SHOT CHEAP WHORES!?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

i know some ilxors who have had sex with each other, i think. well, i didnt 'know' them.

i wonder what jaymc has in his files about me.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

i've already sent a request to him for your file under the freedom of information act

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Does it count if I had sex with ILXors before/outside of ILX?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

still counts laurel. but with an asterisk. (*)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

that marks the 5th time i've used that word today.

asterisk. 6.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

i think i know who laurel boned!
i wont tell a SOUL, dont worry.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg ?

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

damnit, leave it up to super sleuth harvell to figure it out

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

well i mean, who hasnt

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I did DATE one for two years. But that has lots of asterisks, it was over before ILX and he's not around anymore, anyway.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Stop making excuses, they're going to think you're me after a while.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Most of the goss is in my misspent youth, to be honest. By which I mean up until about three years ago.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

You and me both. 3 years ago is like my version of 9/11 or something. February 2003, never forget.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

i havent made nearly enough goss yet. im hoping to make some IN THE NEAR FUTURE!

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg ?

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

3 years ago is like my version of 9/11 or something. February 2003, never forget.

god, what was up with 2003?

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

I bet Mandee knows the ilxors I've slept with.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh, yeah, i do! a few, i think.
you know one of mine, too. but it's similar to laurel's situation.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if any of this in the jaymc files

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

2003 was apparently "year of Scorpio" according to Wiki, but that's the best I could come up with.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

2003 sucked ass but 2004 was worse.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are all crepes

get one outside

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, there are indie kids and fatteys everywhere

no need to troll the internet for them

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

All of the intra-Sinister fucking is too much of a mess for me to follow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

you can do hot links in excel

― account (account), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

new answers, pls

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I slept with lady pooperton.

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

do you guys put it in teh pooper?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

hi five, dude!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

MY POOPER WEIGHS A TON

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

for the life of me i can't remember where that reference comes from

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

Chaki can't work out Alba?

This thread is amazing.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

I DONT PAY ATTENTION TO EVERYONE MAN. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

heres a pic of rumpie
http://i6.tinypic.com/120nyvr.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

for the life of me i can't remember where that reference comes from

public enemy (my uzi weighs a ton)/jungle brothers (my jimmy weighs a ton)

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

GAH! rumpie pic of hugeness. GAH!

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'm just surprised that she isn't swimming in some bodily fluid...

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

mkdir rumpie

one thing i know about rumpie is she refers to her bf's genitals as "grocery groin" and that's something i really respect

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2214-1/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 9 June 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

rm -r rumpie

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 9 June 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

why why why did i just read this whole thread

i hate jaymc.

― Jeff. (Jeff), Friday, 9 June 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

Sand in pussy?

plz for less rumpie info forever.

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Friday, 9 June 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

it's funny how that huge picture still gives you no idea what she looks like

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 9 June 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

I still can't figure out the balls the size of kiwis thing--isn't that normal size? Do they just get HUGE kiwi fruits in the UK or have I been blessed to know a number of men with grocery groins, too??? Maybe she's had a lot of dudes who had NO testicles which would be weird.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

I think you've been eating small kiwis.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

ally, according to wikipedia, the average kiwifruit it 5 to 8 cm long. in your experience, is average testicle size you've encountered 2.5 inches?? that's huge, bro!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

what about YOUR EXPERIENCE?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

i think there is a misunderstanding here

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Well now I know way more about TOMBOT than I need to.

― Dan (Legs Akimbo!) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.worldofwearableart.com/winners/images/151_25.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

in my experience? balls RARELY come that large.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

do big ball(ed) men release more manglue?

(serious question)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

YES

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jhn.se/images/kiwi.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

WTF

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

it is kind of hard to compare mentally and you can't be like oh hold on let me see if this kiwi is bigger or smaller so it seems like kiwi would be an average ball size when you don't have a kiwi right there but i am pretty sure a kiwi sized testicle would actually be quite large, yes xposts

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

man what a long sentence i made

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

It's almost kiwi-sized.

― Dan (Full Circle) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

individual v. collective, people

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

OK so either you've all got small genitalia or I only know freaks. Unless for some weird ass reason you guys are actually discussing the internal bits and not including the sack part at all, in which case I don't even know WHAT to say.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

see? ally is talking collective, the rest of us are talking individual.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah i was totally thinking individual balls

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

THE MAP IS NOT THE TERRITORY

THE SCROTUM IS NOT THE TESTICLE

PLEASE TO COUNT TESTICLES ONE BY ONE

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

man what a long sentence i made

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), June 9th, 2006. (caitxa1) (later) (link) (admin)

but a very otm long sentence! what you said was exactly what i was thinking.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, sack vs. testes, clarity achieved.

OMG ew now I'm imagining kiwis shaped like ballsacks.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

IOW, you're imagining kiwis?

― Dan (???) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Please don't make me use pictures to illustrate the difference between a round kiwi and a drooping ballsack.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

see? ally is talking collective, the rest of us are talking individual.

NO I'm not. I'm talking about individual but including the length of the sack. If the entire thing is kiwi sized I think that is smaller than normal.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, why are we talking about balls???

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, if u gotta ask youll never know

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

ally, your metrics are all messed up

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.useddishes.com/gallery/teabag.jpg

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

I bet somewhere on intarnets there is a picture of Tuomas holding a kiwi up next to his ballsack.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

why NOT talk about balls? We can go back to Sinister sexcapades if you want!

Anyway maybe I AM talking about the testicles themselves. I've confused myself by this point. All I know is that I was just like "SO WAHT WHO HASN'T SEEN THAT?" to grocery groin.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

where's that retarded size queen thread nude spock started to announce his micro penis, I wanna help the dude who reposted a dildo conversation pretending it was all about actual penises and repost my post just there!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

It is his feminist art statement about how women are oppressed by the fruit sold in grocery stores.

x-post

― Bluebell Madonna (Ex Leon), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sure on teh intranots there's a photo of tuomas with his ballsack painted like a pair of kiwis

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

i'm afraid we're just encouraging him, though

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

I bet there's a photo on internets of Tuomas holding a pig's heart next to his ballsack too but I ain't lookin for it.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

tuomaswatermelonenema.jpg

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

please god no

also 1 kiwi PER NUT is like abnormally large, that is all.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

i used to work with a guy who had nuts the size of russet potatoes. he'd whip 'em out at any opportunity as well.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

my balls are the size of spikey horse chesnuts

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://i4.peapod.com/c/TJ/TJRSD.jpg

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 June 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

i don't care for rumpie too much, but "grocery groin" is an amazing phrase and STILL gives me the roffles.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

caitlin wins this thread

― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is a spikey horse chestnut? I now imagine your genitals to be covered in like quills, Jon, nice job.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

PORCUPENIS

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

no no wait...SCROTURCHIN

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

nick, you know every time you post, the entire noise board claps it's hands

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorations/02sab/logs/aug15/media/puffer_600.jpg

DEEEEEZZ NUTZ

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

COCKLEBUR

http://www.catnapin.com/public/WildWeeds/Weed/Cocklebur%20(3)_small.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, 'grocery groin' makes me laugh a lot.

also, re: kiwis -- i dont get this, either!

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

If anybody's asking, I think fuzzy bumble-bee striped scrotum is a pretty neat idea.

― Atreyu!!! (x Jeremy), Friday, 9 June 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

So I finally saw the resemblance re: kiwi & scrotii, but only because it got cold.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

WHOIS:
aeon flux board

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

WHOIS: "I DIED"?

"get bent" = jbr?
"hi dere" = dp?

i already forgot who gear is ...

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

i mix up I DIED and HI DERE
i think yr two assumptions are corekt

"omar little" = gear?

― sleep, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

oh yeah. so who is "i died"? some DC person, right?

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago)

guys: ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

also, who the fuck is I DIED?

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

"get bent" = jbr?
"hi dere" = dp?

Both correct.

"omar little" = gear?

alzo correct

"I DIED" no idea.

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

I DIED is dc dude brian, food and drink aficionado responsible for most of my year's best meals (even tho i wouldn't touch that veal tongue thing with someone else's mouth)

― pretzel walrus, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

also a++ photoshop champ

― max, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

-- I know, right?

― m coleman, Thursday, 27 December 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

WHOIS: Mr. Que?

― chaki, Thursday, 27 December 2007 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

i thought pretzel walrus was mandee! did mandee quit?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 27 December 2007 03:37 (seventeen years ago)

she is homosexual part 2 I thought

― bnw, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:16 (seventeen years ago)

mr que is a dc bro. he is married to quincie. i think he's a drummer?

― mookieproof, Thursday, 27 December 2007 04:41 (seventeen years ago)

- mr que is a rad drummer, and used to be in the revelat0rs on crypt records
- pretzel walrus is ZR/zack r1chardson/zart robotron/ezekiel gazoo/osiris

― 69, Thursday, 27 December 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

-- I know, right?

― sleep, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

I know, right? == posts on gay thread

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 28 December 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

and he's irish

― Rubyredd, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

somebody tell me more about jed

― Drew Daniel, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

i still don't know who bo jackson overdrive is. and is james redd actually blount? just a guess. i know blount left or something happened to him.

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

james redd = ken L

― m coleman, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:36 (seventeen years ago)

ah, okay.

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

I'm afraid of insulting ppl by guessing wrong like i thought "timi yuro" was donut but apparently not

shit is confusing!

― m coleman, Saturday, 29 December 2007 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

i thought "timi yuro" was donut but apparently not

that's my impression as well, are you sure he's not??

― gershy, Saturday, 29 December 2007 02:55 (seventeen years ago)

not sure, no. but jaq who knows him irl said he quit posting awhile back

― m coleman, Saturday, 29 December 2007 03:28 (seventeen years ago)

after the y r u not-single thread Im reconsidering the wisdom of using my real name : /

― m coleman, Saturday, 29 December 2007 03:30 (seventeen years ago)

Mackro Mackro = donut?

dell = ???

― gr8080, Saturday, 29 December 2007 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

guys what happened to blount, I've been curious

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 29 December 2007 05:50 (seventeen years ago)

timi yuro is another seattle guy, not donut.

mackro is donut yeah. am i supposed to spill that? ah whatever

― jergïns, Saturday, 29 December 2007 07:06 (seventeen years ago)

but what about jed, people?

― Drew Daniel, Saturday, 29 December 2007 07:09 (seventeen years ago)

He is from Scotland. That's probably not enough is it?

― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 29 December 2007 11:05 (seventeen years ago)

It's confusing cos there was a Roger Adultery-puppet called Jeb for a while I think.

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 29 December 2007 12:25 (seventeen years ago)

jed seems great. architect, i think, and frequent optimo-goer. apparently gives really good hugs.

― lauren, Saturday, 29 December 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

I give great gropes.

― dell, Saturday, 29 December 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

so nobody knows who bo jackson overdrive is? is he a new guy like nate carson? they are both on ilm a lot and i can't tell if they have always been there under different names or if they are just natural ilm types. have no idea how you would grow up to be a natural ilm type, but there you have it...

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

he claimed to be new to posting but has lurked for a couple years I think? got a brief temp ban in a first flurry of posting, there was discussion of it on that "spock-a-like alert" modreq thread.

who is The Reverend? in old-user-name-speak, I mean.

― sleeve, Saturday, 29 December 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

the reverend is rodney. um, wait, he had another name though...

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

rodney is very cool. we had fun up in seattle with him and ned and donut bitch and everyone. jaq. geeta. alfred. everyone was nice. ilx people tend to be pretty nice in public. even nate and matos were nice. mark s was nice. dave stelfox was nice. oh they were all nice. i didn't get to talk to donna brown. maybe she wasn't nice! but she probably was.

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

Rodney J Greene?

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know when i will meet more. i don't think i'm leaving the house in 2008. maybe i should have a spring fling at my house.

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

rodney greene, yup. he is very nice. mike powell was very nice! don't think he posts on ilm much though.

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

dylan hicks was very nice. simon reynolds was very nice. so was cosmo lee. too bad cosmo doesn't post on ilm. i like his take on things. plus, he's a rilly good writer.

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

yeti mike was very cool. the main stylus dude was very nice. todd? he doesn't post on ilx though.

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

dell = ???

I am just garden variety underemployed creepy Amer-lurker with tendencies towards occasional flurries of overposting. I have never met anyone here in person as far as I know, with the exception of some U.K. people who I don't think even post here anymore (one of them being Momus... at some party (lol)).

I might be in the bay area next month, and if so I will try to (benignly) stalk people from here...or barring that, I will at least get a friend w/digital camera to capture my image and then post to wdyll. It will be really fun trying to convince said friend(s) that I am not placing an online personal ad or something, but merely being taking an exhibitionistic turn in the theater of some massage borad.

― dell, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

i was happy to see the noizerz in new york like jon and ian and bb - and i was shocked to meet nabisco, i had no idea he would be there - but what i really thought was cool was that sang froid showed up there! from long island! okay, that's not that far, but still... and he is just a cool dude. very knowledgeable and very cool and one of the people that makes ilm bearable for me. he doesn't create a stir though. he's not in it for that. which is why you might not notice him sometimes. i really appreciate people like him.

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

i get dell confused with my pal don allred who is now, um, something like dell. dow?

― scott seward, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

I don't remember seeing a "dow". Dell was a piss-poor choice of handle in some ways, I s'pose. It sounds like I was stumped for a name and then looked down at the imprint of my laptop. But I don't even have a Dell-- I have someother nonsense pc. I think I chose it b/c it was kind of gender-ambiguous? Plus I was severely imagination-impaired at the time, presumably.

― dell, Saturday, 29 December 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

donna brown is the nice nicest, like nicer than all those people upthread put together. she came to my house to a big party and the next morning she, out of all people, was the one i wished i'd talked to more, that i wanted to invite over for dinner. nice!

― jergïns, Sunday, 30 December 2007 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

dom is italian?

-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:48 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

that one should actually be in a bad jokes thread

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/legacies/immig_emig/northern_ireland/ni_4/img/ni_rpm_gallery04.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

You know, I too was once compelled to ask Jaymc to investigate me.

He did his research and sent me a picture of my house.

Watch what you ask for.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

pretty LOLZ that someone thought i was pretzel walrus.. i reckon its because MANATEE'S AND WALRUSES ARE BOTH FATTEYS!

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

nine months pass...

Tell me about the differences between max and ice craem. I wouldn't say I get them confused exactly, but I think they have a similar posting style that leads me to not differentiate them as well as I should.

I do know that max is just out of college (0ccid3ntal, where he was a big critical-theory nerd), but I don't know if he is still in California or if he has moved back east? I am pretty sure ice craem has been in NYC for a few years.

I was going to say that max is more into dance music and ice craem more into NFL, but it looks like max posts on ILNFL, too.

― total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Monday, 22 December 2008 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

dude whatsa matter .xls corrupted?

― ice cr?m, Monday, 22 December 2008 03:40 (sixteen years ago)

max:ice cr?m::chocolate:peanut butter

― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, 22 December 2008 03:41 (sixteen years ago)

im ten years older than max and make animated gifs - max is double morbidly obese and went to college

― ice cr?m, Monday, 22 December 2008 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

i also had a ponytail

― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, 22 December 2008 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

max is hardcore into sting--i think he (re)started the gordon sumner society at 0ccid3nt@l, got their facebook page up and running, etc etc

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 December 2008 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

u know who founded the gordon sumner society right

― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, 22 December 2008 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

barack fucking obama

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 December 2008 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

right?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 22 December 2008 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

damn straight

― eman cipation s1ocklamation (max), Monday, 22 December 2008 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

And then they made a movie about it, which was filmed at your school.

― total mormon cockblock extravaganza (jaymc), Monday, 22 December 2008 06:08 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

молодых нижн&# ?

― Plaxico (I know, right?), Saturday, 28 February 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)

i assumed it was chawki

― eman, Saturday, 28 February 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

2003 poster jess hill = edd s hurt

― moe greene dolphin street (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 April 2009 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

plaxico (i know, right?)↓↓↓↓

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

Ballistic?

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

Tell me about the differences between max and ice craem.

icey has a red ladder. max does not.

― im barry white btw (The Reverend), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

I have now met Max!

― dylan's craggy larynx (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

makes me wish we had wholefoods here

― plax (ico), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)

Who is j0hn p@rk3r?

― jaxon, Thursday, 25 February 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

me?

― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 February 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)

you look good w/a beard

― jaxon, Thursday, 25 February 2010 07:06 (fifteen years ago)

No one ever asked about me! Either I'm nondescript, or too fuckin' obvious :/

― ABBAcab (Trayce), Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:41 (fifteen years ago)

have you ever used any name other than Trayce?

― im barry white btw (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 February 2010 09:48 (fifteen years ago)

do we have any intel on rionat? love that guy

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 10:14 (fifteen years ago)

Rev: nope, which is probably why no one is confused.

― ABBAcab (Trayce), Thursday, 25 February 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)

Cutty otm about mr/ms bonghit, that person is class.

― ABBAcab (Trayce), Thursday, 25 February 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)

thx!

― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

rionat surely rio natsume?

― a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)

yes, that is obvious coz, thanks for nothing

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

it only just occurred to me & I thought it ws a stunning insight ;_;

― a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

you were wrong

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:41 (fifteen years ago)

people be confusing new user name compendium thread with the jaymc undoes your bra(h) thread. THIS IS FOR INTEL!

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:43 (fifteen years ago)

oh ok

― plax (ico), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)

r1o: london-based dude w/a gf that works in fashion. kind of imagine he works in like advertising or smthn related? dont know if there is evidence for this? sharp dresser into old-skool rpgs and konami games doesnt seem to fuk w/current gen 2 much. p knowledge about ambient/drone/experimental shit & is a sometimes dance thread contributor.

― von Neu! man universe (Lamp), Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:09 (fifteen years ago)

aaaaaaand doing this does feel really creepy

― von Neu! man universe (Lamp), Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

did u kno it's rio natsume tho

― a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:11 (fifteen years ago)

i would like to hang with him (and his gf)

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)

also wld like to kick it with the coz (and his gf)

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.malibupres.org/ministries/missions/blog/lars2.jpg

― von Neu! man universe (Lamp), Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:24 (fifteen years ago)

;_; wd never wear a xmas sweater

― a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:27 (fifteen years ago)

wld kwiw u & the real girl too iibh... u in ldn coz?

― von Neu! man universe (Lamp), Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:28 (fifteen years ago)

lived in london for 6 mths end of 2008; back in glasgow now

― a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:29 (fifteen years ago)

lamp r u british?

― plax (ico), Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

also tell me abt derec haircair

― plax (ico), Thursday, 25 February 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

Deric W. Haircare = lives in Chicago, studies improv at Second City. I mostly notice him on TV threads.

― dylan's craggy larynx (jaymc), Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

really tempted to ask about darraghmac just to see

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

would it brake internet

― quiz show flat-track bully (darraghmac), Friday, 26 February 2010 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

rfi: nakchivan

― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Friday, 26 February 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)

i've been here since about 2005. posted mainly on ilg and ilm, think my first thread was about konami or something. ah youth. miss those days. came to noise for the quality discussions

my brah is well and truly undid and the breasts are poking out

― get a goal (rionat), Friday, 26 February 2010 10:21 (fifteen years ago)

i don't have xbawks or ps3. had a wii but sold it after u r mr gay

been playing alot of ps1 lately doe. dinocrisis is my shit atm

― get a goal (rionat), Friday, 26 February 2010 10:31 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

underrated aerosmith albums i have loved

― what a tragedy for gingers (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 04:35 (fifteen years ago)

JohnD

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 04:36 (fifteen years ago)

ha! was not expecting that at all

― what a tragedy for gingers (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

rip thomas tallis

― velko, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)

it's realy sad, he was a goatarist

― what a tragedy for gingers (The Reverend), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 05:08 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

quick question:

do people have names with numbers in them yet

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 21:45 (fifteen years ago)

circa something or other

― plax (ico), Thursday, 3 June 2010 21:48 (fifteen years ago)

Jennifer 8. Lee

― harbl, Thursday, 3 June 2010 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

i do not understand the question

― gated community of Mordor (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

do people have names like 3mily or J0e or w4lter

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:16 (fifteen years ago)

yet

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

irl?

― jaymc, Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:29 (fifteen years ago)

― 156, Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:32 (fifteen years ago)

irl

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:36 (fifteen years ago)

Jennifer 8. Lee

Hah! I just gave someone her book last week.

― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

ty harbl

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

but really I don't know if she really counts w/ what I'm wondering about because
1. she named herself
2. middle names are kind of useless
3. its not integrated into a name

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:44 (fifteen years ago)

She named herself? I thought it was a not-uncommon thing, believed to be lucky?

― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

naming yourself or the number 8?

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:53 (fifteen years ago)

ochocinco

― gated community of Mordor (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 June 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

I used to work in international student admissions at a university and once got an application from a student in Thailand whose name was D2.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 4 June 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

was he aware that emilio estevez was in him

― del griffith, Friday, 4 June 2010 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

was that really his government name? xp

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

charlie brown once had an acquaintance named 5

he looked kind of like pigpen, only clean

― mookieproof, Friday, 4 June 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

Isn't Erykah Badu's daughter named Seven?

― I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 June 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

it would only work if it was spelled se7en or 5even or s3v3n

― harbl, Friday, 4 June 2010 09:40 (fifteen years ago)

5even and s3v3n don't work because the numbers only add up to 5 and 6 respectively

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 09:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=67116

― what it feels like for a goon (The Reverend), Friday, 4 June 2010 10:01 (fifteen years ago)

oh i didn't know they had to add up to anything

― harbl, Friday, 4 June 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)

Hey Dayo - I think D2 was his real name! It was listed as such on the application and all accompanying materials.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

haha I was just joshin xp

enbb that's cool! was just asking because it's quite common in some Asian countries for people to give themselves their own English names which are unrelated to their government names

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)

Oh yeah, I know. I would say most of our applicants from Asian countries had their real names and then their English names but often those were more along the lines of "Michael" and not D2.

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

was he aware that emilio estevez was in him

― del griffith, Thursday, June 3, 2010 10:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

v nearly snarfed my coffee

― johnny crunch, Friday, 4 June 2010 11:34 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, me too

― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)

out of filthy cups, you savages

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:47 (fifteen years ago)

it's quite common in some Asian countries for people to give themselves their own English names

This is how I end up doing business with people named things like "Eagle."

― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Friday, 4 June 2010 13:36 (fifteen years ago)

r u sure you're not actually doing business with eagles

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

Well I've never met the guy so I can't rule it out. But pecking out emails with that scimitar of a beak must be hell on a keyboard.

― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

my associate taught a class last year with two kids named 'hitler' and 'grenade' who sat next to each other

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:19 (fifteen years ago)

Well I've never met the guy so I can't rule it out. But pecking out emails with that scimitar of a beak must be hell on a keyboard.

― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Friday, June 4, 2010 12:14 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

iPad!

― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:20 (fifteen years ago)

it's quite common in some Asian countries for people to give themselves their own English names
― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, June 4, 2010 4:17 AM (5 hours ago)

what about Hebrew names? :-P

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:39 (fifteen years ago)

is that a thing

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:40 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, I don't think Daniel is *that* much more ridiculous than *Eagle*...

"[The Hebrew] God has judged me"... okay...?

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

daniel is my government name, Eagle is not the government name of laurel's asian contact I don't think

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:43 (fifteen years ago)

Daniel is a good name imo, and so is Eagle... but both are pretty ridiculous is all I'm saying.

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

yeah but what about 'grenade'?

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

anyway if you read the thread carefully I never even commented specifically on' eagle'. I just mentioned 'hitler' and 'grenade' which I think are self-evidently bad names. (well okay grenade is a pretty kickass name)

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

The point is they are non-name words in our language/culture. I also work with a lot of people who gave themselves real name-y names but uncommon ones, which I find extremely charming, but the words that are not names at all are truly noize.

― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:53 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, hitler is NAGN no matter what.

i'm pretty much over reading threads carefully btw, it's mostly just skimming while i'm on the phone or the toilet tbqh.

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:55 (fifteen years ago)

it goes both ways though, like when western people give themselves asian names that come phonetically close to their western names but don't really mean anything in that language

I know a lot of people here for example whose english names are just the closest name phonetically to their chinese names. like there are a ton of wincy's and winky's because wing sze seems to be a pretty common Chinese name.

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

also interesting how a lot of korean-americans are named eunice or eugene or euclid or whatever since I think yoo is a pretty common phoneme in korean? names are interesting, what can I say.

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:58 (fifteen years ago)

Eagle Names

18 Eagle names that mean eagle for boys, listing Eagle baby names 1-10. Arnold and Arthur are popular names. Acilino, Adler, Aquila, Ari, Arley, Arne, Arnett and Arno are uncommon names. View Eagle baby names for name meanings, search Eagle names for girls, or search other baby names.

Acilino ... "Eagle." ...

Adler ... "Eagle." ...

Aquila ... "Eagle." ... [9]

Ari ... "Lion, eagle." ... [6]

Arley ... Also possibly "rocky meadow" or "eagle meadow" ... [4]

Arne ... "Eagle." ... [3]

Arnett ... "Little eagle." ... [6]

Arno ... "Eagle-wolf." [5]

Arnold ... "Eagle ruler." ... [21]

Arthur ... Arnthor, an Old German name meaning "Thor, the eagle" ... [17]

Arundel ... "Eagle valley." ... [4]

Arvid ... "Eagle tree."

Eagle ...

Early ... "Eagle wood." ... [4]

Ezio ... Possibly a clan name related to the Greek word for "eagle" ...

Griffin ... the Gryphon was a fierce creature with the foreparts of an eagle (hence the hooked nose) and the hindquarters of a lion ... [6]

Harley ... May also possibly mean "rocky meadow" or "eagle meadow" ... [7]

Talon ... From the word that refers to the large claw of a bird of prey such as a hawk or an eagle. [6]

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

Popularity of a Name

Eagle is not in the top 1000 names for any year of birth in the last 10 years.
Please enter another name.

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

Popularity of the male name Daniel
Year of birth Rank
2009 7
2008 5
2007 5
2006 6
2005 7
2004 7
2003 8
2002 10
2001 9
2000 9
Note: Rank 1 is the most popular, rank 2 is the next most popular, and so forth. Name data are from Social Security card applications for births that occurred in the United States.

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:01 (fifteen years ago)

The thing I like about names using Chinese characters (China, Japan, ?) is that there is a poetry in the characters that adds depth far beyond the sound of the name. Seems more two dimensional then non-Chinese language names.

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

it goes both ways though, like when western people give themselves asian names that come phonetically close to their western names but don't really mean anything in that language
― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, June 4, 2010 9:57 AM (4 minutes ago)

Israel is in Asia iirc.

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:02 (fifteen years ago)

okay, append an east in front of the word 'asian' in that sentence

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

Truff13 4ru1pr4g4s4m

― I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

Early Eagle Wood is NAGN

― joygoat, Friday, 4 June 2010 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

dyao, I'm going to name my first born "港式奶茶". Either that of "KFC Double Down".

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

both of those names are pretty poetic

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

yeah im considering selling the naming rights of my baby

― max, Friday, 4 June 2010 17:11 (fifteen years ago)

'citimax'

― mookieproof, Friday, 4 June 2010 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

also interesting how a lot of korean-americans are named eunice or eugene or euclid or whatever since I think yoo is a pretty common phoneme in korean? names are interesting, what can I say.

I think every Eugenie I've known (can think of 4 off the top of my head) has been from Hong Kong. Does it sound close to something in Cantonese? Just wondering.

(quick spy: first few pages of Google results for Eugenies on Facebook are 80-90% French, a couple of Koreans, and the rest Chinese, though I've no idea what part of China)

― atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

have never actually encountered the name 'eugene' yet in HK!

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

asian-american with bird-of-prey name:

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2009/10/19/1225788/187806-balloon-boy-falcon-heene.jpg

― del griffith, Friday, 4 June 2010 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

But pecking out emails with that scimitar of a beak must be hell on a keyboard.

Duh, they use their talons:

http://i47.tinypic.com/2eb9zx2.jpg

― jaymc, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

del griffith, whoever thou art, i am loving your work

― fuckd and bombd (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

thanks diamond rio, you are a diamond to me as well

― del griffith, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

are you iiiijjjj

― harbl, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

negative ghost rider, i'm del griffith

now

― del griffith, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

"Cory S." writes:
when is john cunningham going to be on jeopardy?
ulillillia: poll?
Cory: no hes really going to be on!

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

sam te?

― caek, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 13:18 (fourteen years ago)

ulillillia who did u used to be

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago)

Haha n/a "has a hot sister named adrienne"

― Sensational Howard (admrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

san te

― ballerrr (The Reverend), Friday, 6 August 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.whatever-whenever.net/blog/2010/08/justice-in-brooklyn/

is this an ilxor? just saw it on reddit. mentions mauraDOTcom

― bnw, Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

dur I guess I love Bikes would have been the better borad to use.

― bnw, Saturday, 7 August 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

don't know who that is but it's a great story

― sleep, Saturday, 7 August 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

ha! that is a friend of mine. she's not an ilx0r so far as I know. she's an author (some stuff about her books is at the bottom of the blog). didn't know she knew Maura but then again I don't really know Maura (think I met her once). my wife was just telling me the bike story after seeing it on Facebook. Apparently they did a little story about it on CBS News.

― dmr, Saturday, 7 August 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago)

presume san te is ballistic, reviving four yr old dr dre threads and such

― zvookster, Saturday, 7 August 2010 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

^^ my guess too (aka BJD & CG)

― dyao, Saturday, 7 August 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago)

shifty motherfucker

― "mc hammer" (f/ mc hammer) (The Reverend), Sunday, 8 August 2010 06:00 (fourteen years ago)

zorn_bond.mp3?

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

^^ ENBB asking the important questions

― sarahel, Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

i have been wondering this too

― plax (ico), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

yeah who is that

― k3vin k., Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

could be...a new poster!!!

― k'naamean (zvookster), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

hes good... a little too good

― dyao, Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

Something (although I can't pinpoint what) makes me think it isn't.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

the speed at which he/she asked for a 77 invite made me think it was a regular under a new name

― sarahel, Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

also posting on the in character thread

― plax (ico), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

anyway this is probably just ksh f/w '10 preview

― plax (ico), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

haha yeah i did think it was ksh for some reason at first

― k3vin k., Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

zorn_bond.flac

― plax (ico), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

so did i

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

total puppet show on that thread atm btw

― plax (ico), Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

maybe we should start a poll about who we think this "new" poster used to be

― sarahel, Sunday, 15 August 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

maybe we should try not to all get tempbanned tho

― plax (ico), Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

this thread is for undoing bras

― puerile aretha franklin jokes (crüt), Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

not trying to start no fight just wonderin where the titties at

― puerile aretha franklin jokes (crüt), Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

it would have to be a bracket poll because ilx doesn't have enough of those

― sarahel, Sunday, 15 August 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

I think I just worked it out.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 16 August 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

yes tell us!

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 16 August 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

worked out where the titties at?

― mookieproof, Monday, 16 August 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

wow it's kinda unsettling how easy it is ... i think

― sarahel, Monday, 16 August 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

though ENBB is just really gifted in this dept

― sarahel, Monday, 16 August 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

conversely I am very dense and can be fooled by a friend in a groucho nose and moustache so please just tell me now now now

― gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Monday, 16 August 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

i think i worked it out but?

― plax (ico), Monday, 16 August 2010 11:13 (fourteen years ago)

have been posting in a groucho nose and moustache for 8 hours now, but it's not fooling anyone. feel silly.

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 16 August 2010 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

i think i worked it out but?

me too.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 11:52 (fourteen years ago)

clue, based on the results of my scientific research:

he's a cap't, but not cap't america.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 11:53 (fourteen years ago)

not a cap't in the army, either, AFAIK. not a cap't at all, really. just by internet alias.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 11:54 (fourteen years ago)

hoo dat?

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 August 2010 12:18 (fourteen years ago)

does this captain have a history... a lore if you will

― dyao, Monday, 16 August 2010 12:19 (fourteen years ago)

don't understand the drive to change profiles all the time. pain in the ass for everyone imo

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Monday, 16 August 2010 12:20 (fourteen years ago)

I say we give him the axe.

― total satan attitude (kkvgz), Monday, 16 August 2010 12:22 (fourteen years ago)

that's a good clue too.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

hmmm dont think so...

― just sayin, Monday, 16 August 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago)

maybe we shouldn't be speculating here. maybe a changed identity is meant to circumvent potentially nosy irl acquaintances?

― sarahel, Monday, 16 August 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

trying to throw us off the scent?

― Fetchboy, Monday, 16 August 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

I think that Sarahel is probably right. I don't think it my place to reveal but am pretty sure a lot of you got it as there are loads of clues being dropped left and right ITT.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 16 August 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

oh i hope so!

― Fetchboy, Monday, 16 August 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

hm. seems i was wrong.

(unless it's like one of those deception moves on the old batman show, when batman and a robot version of bruce wayne appear at the same (bat) place, same (bat) time).

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xWkd0WxD_x8/Rx8tan67l-I/AAAAAAAAAuQ/S3qF76822F0/s400/secrets.jpg

― AND THEN GUITAR (zorn_bond.mp3), Monday, 16 August 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

maybe its BJD again

― dyao, Monday, 16 August 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

it's definitely not lorax

― k3vin k., Monday, 16 August 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

mods obv know but just aren't tellin'

― k3vin k., Monday, 16 August 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

thinkin' it is the lead singer of the clientele maybe.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

don't drive yourselves crazy over this

― sarahel, Monday, 16 August 2010 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

good advice. it is a daily struggle for sanity.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

is ksh's identity a secret? it was pretty clear to me.

― zorn_bond.mp3, Monday, 16 August 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

ksh is markers; it's been established and he's open about it.
i just don't know whether you want folks to know who you are MR BOND

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 August 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, ive said that im ksh/kshighway a bunch now. see ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

― markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

still have no idea who zorn_bond.mp3 is tho

― markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

no way that its lorax

― markers, Monday, 16 August 2010 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

part of me wants to think that zorn_bond.mp3 is British

― acoleuthic, Monday, 16 August 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago)

that part would be wrong my friend

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 16 August 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

part of me wants to think that zorn_bond.mp3 is George W. Bush, happy in retirement.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago)

oh i totally worked it out

― plax (ico), Monday, 16 August 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

if i read the clues right upthread

― plax (ico), Monday, 16 August 2010 23:40 (fourteen years ago)

kindof want the official enbb statement

― plax (ico), Monday, 16 August 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago)

haha now I know as well and I gotta say I did passingly think it

― acoleuthic, Monday, 16 August 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

okay, so -- enbb, l0uis -- what's the answer?

i guessed "cap't lorax" and "former pres. george w. bush," so obviously i'm not guessing correctly.

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

the answer is zorn_bond.mp3 is enjoying yr guesses too much to reveal at this stage

― acoleuthic, Monday, 16 August 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

lol xpost

Sorry. We're not at liberty to disclose. Said person is having too much fun watching ppl trying to guess I think.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Monday, 16 August 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― plax (ico), Monday, 16 August 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

I have a new guess but this is all very comfusimg

― dyao, Monday, 16 August 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago)

don't drive yourselves crazy over this

― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 16 August 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

yo someone hit me up on aim when yall figure this out. peace

-diamonddave85

― LOLK (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

i like these aka puzzles.

― estela, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

I heard there was some indie rock dude hanging out in ILX -- I think it's either Peter, Bjorn or John.

― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

i suggest banned this dude to be safe

― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:07 (fourteen years ago)

if the federal moderators are not going to enforce ilx immigration policy, i'll be forced to take matters into mine own hands

― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

by the time we ban all arizona

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 06:53 (fourteen years ago)

wait, K3vin k. is masonic B00m?

― total satan attitude (kkvgz), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago)

K3vin K is Karen Tregaskin and I claim my £5.

― propranoLOL (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 10:42 (fourteen years ago)

all the k's- it makes sense. cuff him.

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 10:43 (fourteen years ago)

nice try pushing tregaskin on someone else k, but nope.

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:42 (fourteen years ago)

still can't believe I was so completely tied up in knots by KT

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:44 (fourteen years ago)

TMI.

― Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:49 (fourteen years ago)

What's funniest (but also kinda sad) to me is that some people are *still* insisting KT was me when my *actual* socks went completely unnoticed. ;_;

― propranoLOL (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:55 (fourteen years ago)

you brought "him" up

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:56 (fourteen years ago)

OMG, I brought up a suspected sock on a thread about socks! Alert the authorities!

― propranoLOL (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:58 (fourteen years ago)

lol "okay"

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 11:59 (fourteen years ago)

this thread isn't really about sockpuppets iirc

― Aerosol, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:01 (fourteen years ago)

basically you guys are all doing it wrong
so gtfo

― Aerosol, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:03 (fourteen years ago)

this is for finding out what ppls deal is.

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:06 (fourteen years ago)

WAHT IS IT MADE?!

― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago)

mods should be naming and shaming socks, not berating the ignorant masses imo

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

lol "okay"

― plax (ico), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 11:59 AM (30 minutes ago)

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:30 (fourteen years ago)

that wasn't a mod, but thanks anyway xpost

― bettie serviette (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:31 (fourteen years ago)

aerosol is a well known mod sockpuppet

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:36 (fourteen years ago)

who is anyone, think abt it

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago)

I AM CARLES

― dyao, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

lol "okay"

― plax (ico), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 11:59 AM (30 minutes ago)

― plax (ico), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 12:30 PM (10 minutes ago)

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:41 (fourteen years ago)

whois lol "okay"

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago)

only got one pic

http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/rap_sheet/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mystman.jpg

― "It's far from 'loi' you were reared, boy" (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 12:56 (fourteen years ago)

??
http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2010/04/25/ar-rahman-jai-ho-ap_XAbOi_17022.jpg

― jaymc, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

guys masonic boom is kevin k, thought we all knew this

― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

wait no i mean kevin k is masonic boom

― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.hogshaven.com/images/admin/zorn.JPG

― markers, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

i thought masonic boom was luna was texas sam?

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

who was mittens ffs?

― sarahel, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

the question that had to be asked

― markers, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060807081352/wikiality/images/thumb/c/c4/ColbertTransitivePropertyGayness.jpg/300px-ColbertTransitivePropertyGayness.jpg

― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3452/3276525563_b74a7979da.jpg

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

I think I missed Mittens?

http://www.tvcream.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/fingerbobs.jpg

― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

good head for continuity

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

karen tregaskin i think youd like masonic boom a lot, you both have many similar interests, including electronic music, gender politics, and slash fan fiction

― max, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

etc.

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

i would enjoy seeing you both have some sort of coversation

― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not karen tregaskin. I'm Karen D. Tregaskin. See, I've got a D. in my name, so you can tell it's me, and not him.

― Karen D. Tregaskin, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

it's true that karen and masonic boom are the only posters i can imagine spontaneously invoking the word MANPAIN

― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

a harshbuzz to my manpain

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

i love the title of this thread. they don't write 'em like that anymore. chak was the greg kihn of ilx, and he died for our sins

― dell (del), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

but anyhow it would be kind of cool if someone made ilx trading cards. i'll swap you a rare Heave Ho for a usenet-era Raggut

― dell (del), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

fastnbulbasaur

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

scikachu

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

chaki: ohh well
i didnt write that title
it was changed
it used to be something like "JAYMC TELL ME WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THESE POSTERS
me: i miss that about noize
everyone being a mod
and editing thread titles
chaki: yah so fun

― budget gr8080 (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

captainsnorlax

― dyao, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

whiney puff

― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like i can almost smell the dollar store incense burning in the room where that ouija board conversation transpired

but yeah i have a hearty respect for the influence that mid-00's noise board culture contributed to my sensibilities. it definitely plays a big role in my rapping. (my occult parlor trick kind, not the hip hop sort)

― dell (del), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

still don't know what this dude's deal is^^

― budget gr8080 (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:42 (fourteen years ago)

he has the acoleuthic seal of profound approval, if that helps

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

def know what this dude's deal is^^

― budget gr8080 (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

i love the title of this thread. they don't write 'em like that anymore. chak was the greg kihn of ilx, and he died for our sins
― dell (del), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 3:15 PM (29 minutes ago)

ddb's work iirc

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 17 August 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

i think i know

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 05:51 (fourteen years ago)

if i'm not mistaken, he not only isn't british, but also isn't american, either.

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 06:28 (fourteen years ago)

\(O_o)/

― markers, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 06:33 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vPywpcyUQg

― FRIDGED WAG MANPAIN syndrome (zorn_bond.mp3), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 08:19 (fourteen years ago)

Ugh can't believe my parents let me watch a show that had the phrase "sticky fingered filcher" in the theme song.

― budget gr8080 (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 08:31 (fourteen years ago)

if i'm not mistaken, he not only isn't british, but also isn't american, either.

― The Reverend, Wednesday, August 18, 2010 2:28 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rong

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

is DDB still here?

― .. help? (admrl), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 11:21 (fourteen years ago)

you sure about that xp? i am like 80% sure who it is

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago)

i still have no idea

― markers, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:17 (fourteen years ago)

came to the conclusion after i looked up a certain fruity swag dude w/ very similar tastes/posting style and he hasn't posted since the day before zorn_bond.mp3 showed up

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

!!!

― markers, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.sleuth-booth.com/img/sleuth.jpg

― z_s.gif (The Reverend), Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 18 August 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

btw:

Monday, August 16, 2010 3:42 AM Site the gods must be farting (gbx) has been banned permanently.

― budget gr8080 (gr8080), Thursday, 19 August 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

i need a vacation

― trade practices cat (electricsound), Thursday, 19 August 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

rev - yes, certain

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 August 2010 01:54 (fourteen years ago)

oh we think it's zvookster? that makes sense sort of

― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Thursday, 19 August 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

wait no he said he was new to autogoon

― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Thursday, 19 August 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

folks who are uncertain about zorn_bond.mp3 need to read the ok cupid thread, imo.

― circles, Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.montanaheritageproject.org/images/uploads/close-reading400.gif

― best toasty (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 19 August 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

i am definitely a rap nerd

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 19 August 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

which ilxor is into space and alt country records

― ? (dyao), Thursday, 19 August 2010 05:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://ofitoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Charade-Game.jpg

― buzza, Thursday, 19 August 2010 06:06 (fourteen years ago)

do you know who the puppet master of ILX is?

― ? (dyao), Thursday, 19 August 2010 06:08 (fourteen years ago)

The only winning move is not to play.

― buzza, Thursday, 19 August 2010 06:11 (fourteen years ago)

zorn not taking the mask off that ol lone ranger is kraken me up

― this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 August 2010 07:11 (fourteen years ago)

naw, not zvookster. pretty sure zvook is from the us and also he's been posting, i think, neither of which are true of the person i think zorn is.

― z_s.gif (The Reverend), Thursday, 19 August 2010 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

i'll check out the okc thread

― z_s.gif (The Reverend), Thursday, 19 August 2010 07:16 (fourteen years ago)

not sure i buy that he is new to autogoon tbh

― z_s.gif (The Reverend), Thursday, 19 August 2010 07:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.willamette.edu/dept/campusrec/5v5%20Basketball/2009/images/Technical-foul.jpg

― best toasty (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 19 August 2010 08:08 (fourteen years ago)

^ this does not mean time out

― best toasty (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 19 August 2010 11:16 (fourteen years ago)

yo zorn what ilx poster did u used to be btw?

― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 August 2010 11:23 (fourteen years ago)

:O that's not polite to ask someone!

― z_s.gif (The Reverend), Thursday, 19 August 2010 11:28 (fourteen years ago)

― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 August 2010 11:34 (fourteen years ago)

fukn with the sock game in 2010

― k¸ (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 August 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago)

oh shit i think i just figured it out

― jaymc, Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago)

― markers, Thursday, 19 August 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

it's jaymc's dad

― the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 August 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago)

wrong. he said he was new to autogoon

― just sayin, Thursday, 19 August 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

I think that statement is kind of ambiguous. Who is new to autogoon: the display name or the person behind the display name?

― jaymc, Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago)

http://static.stuff.co.nz/1265695129/075/3309075.jpg

― best toasty (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago)

this has been a traet to observe

― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― plax (ico), Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

I think that statement is kind of ambiguous. Who is new to autogoon: the display name or the person behind the display name?

― jaymc, Thursday, August 19, 2010 12:26 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?

― the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

in the land of the blind....

.... the man with one eye is king

― max, Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago)

im goin hungggrrrrryyyy

― markers, Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago)

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

― first time ~fruity swag~ poster (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

omg zorn_bond.mp3 is eddie vedder.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

or whats-his-name from soundgarden.

― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

folks who are uncertain about zorn_bond.mp3 need to read the ok cupid thread, imo.

― circles, Wednesday, August 18, 2010 10:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

who is circles

― goole, Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

and no, i will do no such thing

― goole, Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

circles has been around for a while i think

― Aerosol, Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

a mostly lurker and not anyone else

― circles, Thursday, 19 August 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago)

The Gil Scott-Heron album cover only confirmed my suspicions.

― jaymc, Thursday, 19 August 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago)

Jay - msg me - I'm curious to know if you're right.

― o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 August 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

Done!

― jaymc, Thursday, 19 August 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.artlurker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/rockwellgossip.jpg

― ˙˙˙˙˙ (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 19 August 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

wait why can't we just say it?

― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

my sense was that the individual in question might want a clean break/fresh start/etc etc

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

he's sure getting one

― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

hmmm

― markers, Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

maybe a changed identity is meant to circumvent potentially nosy irl acquaintances?

― sarahel, Monday, August 16, 2010 6:32 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

― just sayin, Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://blog.projecthappiness.com/wp-content/uploads/DR_Whos.jpg

― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― sarahel, Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

― z_s.gif (The Reverend), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

don't really care which of the others i am but can i please not be matt smith

― first time ~fruity swag~ poster (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

btw i spent a good twenty minutes the other day on youtube trying to find this scene from twister

Dusty: Jo's gonna flip when she sees he's back!
Bill: I'm not back!
Rabbit: Hey Bill, you're back!
Bill: I'm not back!
Jo: Oh my God, Bill's back.
Bill: I'm not.

― first time ~fruity swag~ poster (zorn_bond.mp3), Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

ok i was wrong, it's not samosa gibreel

― ~~~fly~~~ (The Reverend), Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

its ice craem/jhoshea right?

― budget gr8080 (gr8080), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

he's been posting

― ~~~fly~~~ (The Reverend), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

i thought it was iatee but i was wrong

― ? (dyao), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

think i know who this is.

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

who is it

― budget gr8080 (gr8080), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

i dunno, i just know it's not samosa

― ~~~fly~~~ (The Reverend), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

pretty sure it's luna.

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

my latest guess it it's enrique doing a 'character'

― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Friday, 20 August 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

no comment on who i think it is but some of you guys are just... samosa gibreel?!? enrique doing a character??? do you even read this board??

― max, Friday, 20 August 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

user "history mayne" has not posted in a week; user zorn_bond.mp3 has been here for 5 days or so

JUS SAYIN

― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Friday, 20 August 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago)

it just makes me worried, like do some of you think that "max arrrgh" is me??

― max, Friday, 20 August 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

i have no idea where rev got samosa from tho

xp wait that's not you?

― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Friday, 20 August 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

maybe that wasn't really you?

; )

― endless dougie (k3vin k.), Friday, 20 August 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

after dyao wrongly accused me of being this person I looked at their messages and pretty sure I guessed whose they are in like 10 seconds, I don't get you people

― iatee, Friday, 20 August 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

oops 'who they are'

― iatee, Friday, 20 August 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

still think you are just throwing people off your scent, mr. I-haven't-posted-in-a-week

― ? (dyao), Friday, 20 August 2010 03:57 (fourteen years ago)

as ridiculous as my excuse was it was true :(

― iatee, Friday, 20 August 2010 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

je ne believerais tu pas jamais cette comme ca

― ? (dyao), Friday, 20 August 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

I could guess who it is, but im not sure i even care, now i think about it.

― I used to lurk on some turtle forums (Trayce), Friday, 20 August 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

prob wouldn't have thought it was samosa if i ever read ile, but i just read rap threads and subboards, pretty much. samosa started posting again tho.

― welcome back, ma$ed god (The Reverend), Friday, 20 August 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.parentpreviews.com/legacy-pics/guess-whos-coming-to-dinner.jpg

― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 20 August 2010 05:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KeMzCUsxtYo/S67soDX2jqI/AAAAAAAAD0o/xrtFqUpcxWg/s1600/driving_miss_daisy_2.jpg

― sarahel, Friday, 20 August 2010 06:17 (fourteen years ago)

Aha so it is who I assumed. Its pretty obvious when you think about whos been gone lately anyway.

― I used to lurk on some turtle forums (Trayce), Friday, 20 August 2010 06:35 (fourteen years ago)

i thought it was iatee briefly too

― plax (ico), Friday, 20 August 2010 06:38 (fourteen years ago)

its jesus isnt it

― chill.wav (Lamp), Friday, 20 August 2010 06:38 (fourteen years ago)

i think i think i know who everyone else thinks it is but they are wrong?

― plax (ico), Friday, 20 August 2010 06:38 (fourteen years ago)

Hesus.

― I used to lurk on some turtle forums (Trayce), Friday, 20 August 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.jonathanselby.com/Christs%20Second%20Coming2.jpg

― chill.wav (Lamp), Friday, 20 August 2010 06:42 (fourteen years ago)

Houston we have a problem - unidentified flying Jesus

― sarahel, Friday, 20 August 2010 06:43 (fourteen years ago)

ufj

― first time ~fruity swag~ poster (zorn_bond.mp3), Friday, 20 August 2010 07:00 (fourteen years ago)

i wouldn't have minded being zorn_bond.mp3 tbh

― samosa gibreel, Friday, 3 September 2010 04:16 (fourteen years ago)

also that would prob mean that i had an internet connection and didn't have to pathetically post to ilx at school or from my mom's computer

― samosa gibreel, Friday, 3 September 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

did word ever get out who it was though?

― samosa gibreel, Friday, 3 September 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

I'm sure someone would have come up with a clever display name based on it if we did.

― BOND ZORN aka the mp3 player (gr8080), Friday, 3 September 2010 04:36 (fourteen years ago)

― samosa gibreel, Friday, 3 September 2010 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

i wouldn't have minded being hoos either tbh

― samosa gibreel, Friday, 3 September 2010 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

who r u btw

― BOND ZORN aka the mp3 player (gr8080), Friday, 3 September 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

my name is sam but this has always been my dn

― samosa gibreel, Friday, 3 September 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

hi sam.

― BOND ZORN aka the mp3 player (gr8080), Friday, 3 September 2010 09:19 (fourteen years ago)

get your mom to post!

― momus comes out of the sky and he stands there (del), Friday, 3 September 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago)

my mom thinks ilx is a "blog"

¯\(°_°)/¯

― samosa gibreel, Saturday, 4 September 2010 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

there is a blog view iirc

― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Saturday, 4 September 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

ya word my mom probably reads ilx on blog view

― samosa gibreel, Saturday, 4 September 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

nothing beats maria's dad telling rachel maddow in person that his daughter had started a website called I Love Rachel Maddow. cuz maria started a thread about rachel maddow on ile.

― scott seward, Saturday, 4 September 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

lo boomin l

― estela, Saturday, 4 September 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

boo

ming

― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Saturday, 4 September 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

read it and shriek.

― estela, Saturday, 4 September 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

nothing beats maria's dad telling rachel maddow in person that his daughter had started a website called I Love Rachel Maddow. cuz maria started a thread about rachel maddow on ile.
― scott seward, Friday, September 3, 2010 10:05 PM (53 minutes ago)

amazing

― markers, Saturday, 4 September 2010 02:59 (fourteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

― gr8080, Saturday, 4 September 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago)

haha

― unfinested display names I have loved (The Reverend), Saturday, 4 September 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

imagining maddow sitting in front of her laptop bored

cocks her head to the side

googles "i love rachel maddow"

disappointed face

― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Saturday, 4 September 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago)

oh she would still have some reading to do:

i love rachel maddow

About 726,000 results (0.26 seconds)

― scott seward, Saturday, 4 September 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

i just assumed rachel was posting here as zorn bond mp3

― momus comes out of the sky and he stands there (del), Sunday, 5 September 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

who is a con suelo

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2010 05:49 (fourteen years ago)

Why is Gawker so popular? The writing?

― kshighway (ksh)

― buzza, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 06:10 (fourteen years ago)

Anyone know who babygirlwc is? Or are they new?

― kkvgz, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

con suelo is jergins

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.whatever-whenever.net/blog/2010/08/justice-in-brooklyn/

is this an ilxor? just saw it on reddit. mentions mauraDOTcom

― bnw, Saturday, August 7, 2010 11:29 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dur I guess I love Bikes would have been the better borad to use.

― bnw, Saturday, August 7, 2010 11:30 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't know who that is but it's a great story

― sleep, Saturday, August 7, 2010 1:23 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha! that is a friend of mine. she's not an ilx0r so far as I know.

― dmr, Saturday, August 7, 2010 2:06 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark

Blog Post of the Year at the Village Voice web awards! lol!

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2010/12/pat_kiernan_was.php

― dmr, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago)

kudos.

― gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/cool_story_sis.jpg

― omar little, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Who is "MintIce?"

― mh, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

a teenager?

― ullr saves (gbx), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

just figured out buzza is gershy/velko

― tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:56 (fourteen years ago)

is Princess Tam Tam anybody?

― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

nothing to see here, move along

― dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:50 (fourteen years ago)

tamtam's a cool dude

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

^^agreed

― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

yh me too

― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

just figured out buzza is gershy/velko

― tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 5:56 PM (6 hours ago)

whoa

― fruit of the goon (k3vin k.), Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

Princess TamTam is AaronHz

― (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff), Thursday, 6 January 2011 05:18 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not totally sure but I think Princess Tam Tam could be Luna.

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 6 January 2011 05:27 (fourteen years ago)

I think jeff's on the right track. Lol, Luna though.

― mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 05:34 (fourteen years ago)

don't b ridiculus steves

― (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff) (jeff), Thursday, 6 January 2011 05:37 (fourteen years ago)

one canknow who tam tam is if one looks deep into her heart

― dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 05:43 (fourteen years ago)

tamtam = luna, case closed

― ice cr?m, Thursday, 6 January 2011 05:44 (fourteen years ago)

tittwis lol

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 6 January 2011 05:47 (fourteen years ago)

who am i?

― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

who is flopson

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

tamtam, mintice, san te, and captain lorax all kind of merge into one ilxor in my mind

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i've lost track of abt 10-5 names at this stage.

Does l0u1s jagg3r still post?

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

um, yes.

― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

lies

― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

if only

― enfuque (Matt P), Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)

cool, who is he? That navchicken dude?

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

i pretty sure jay knows who i am.

― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

and he knows im right

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

Bands that enrage you

has a wealth of people who have started posting in the last month or so: Bloody Snail, alpine static, katherinesta, UndoneTone, and a few more.

Are these all just new ilmers or are they former ilxors reincarnated?

― won't be on this church plan ting (kkvgz), Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

im an old timer reincarnated.

― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:38 (fourteen years ago)

katherinesta posts on the pop threads

― dayo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

tamtam, mintice, san te, and captain lorax all kind of merge into one ilxor in my mind

Maybe I'm just a lot more forgiving, but no wai

tamtam was always obviously someone familiar with the place who may have been a sporadic poster, but has had some good input on a lot of threads

mintice is a student, probably college-ish, who has learned to look down his nose at stuff because he has found culture.

san te seems pretty ok

lorax is lorax, for sure.

― mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

stop acting like we don't know you, chris. anyone who doesn't know you needs to get their shit in order, imo.

― mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

anyone who doesn't know you needs to go down on the ol' brazole.

― won't be on this church plan ting (kkvgz), Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

all i know is i wanna cum in that slut's pomplamouth

― Princess TamTam, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 3:47 PM (Yesterday)

clues 4 u omg

― plax (ico), Thursday, 6 January 2011 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

luna, def

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:00 (fourteen years ago)

my previous login rhymed with "at most a big meal"

― flopson, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

i was & will probably continue to be a p innocuous & boring poster tho so don't get excited

― flopson, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:49 (fourteen years ago)

i of course have no idea who MH or KKVGZ is, are you reincarnated?

― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:28 (fourteen years ago)

i'm okay with not knowing. who anybody is. anymore. i gave up. everybody talks the same around here anyway.

― scott seward, Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

chris, I was kingkongvsgodzilla from 2K7-2K10. But I'm a pretty low-key poster, ime.

― won't be on this church plan ting (kkvgz), Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

ah see i wasn't around then, i was on hiatus.

― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:52 (fourteen years ago)

Yes, but there was a tribute thread to you back in '07, which is how come dudes should know.

― won't be on this church plan ting (kkvgz), Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)

ah that thread.

― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:57 (fourteen years ago)

Bands that enrage you
has a wealth of people who have started posting in the last month or so: Bloody Snail, alpine static, katherinesta, UndoneTone, and a few more.
Are these all just new ilmers or are they former ilxors reincarnated?"

ha...i just posted to that. 1st ilm post in years, i think.

― bb, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

my previous login rhymed with "at most a big meal"

― flopson, Thursday, January 6, 2011 11:49 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

figured it out but it took a while :)

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

princess tamtam is the dude from pomplemoose iirc

― cozen, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

all i know is i wanna cum in that slut's pomplamouth
― Princess TamTam, Wednesday, January 5, 2011 3:47 PM (Yesterday)

clues 4 u omg
― plax (ico), Thursday, January 6, 2011 3:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― cozen, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

who is kelpolaris?

― orange and teal.css (I am using your worlds), Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

kelley polar

― cozen, Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

an 18 year-old kid in Colorado

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Thursday, 6 January 2011 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

I've posted off and on for most of the past decade, used to be "mike h."

I've been around more frequently in the last couple years

― mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

hanley?

― cocklamoose (chrisv2010), Thursday, 6 January 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

nope, I wish I was that cool.

― mh, Thursday, 6 January 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

I used to be "Nude Spock"

― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

mh is a standup dude imo

― Ex Loin Tamer (Trayce), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

Also I and a couple other ppl have pointed out who PTT is on other threads, geesh pay attn u lot

― Ex Loin Tamer (Trayce), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:10 (fourteen years ago)

i wish i could offer my ade, but i have nfi who princess tam tam is

― i don't even vacuum, i'm roomba pimpin (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

oh dip

― lemmy ruxpin (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:57 (fourteen years ago)

Oh ha I missed the lol there. nice.

― Ex Loin Tamer (Trayce), Friday, 7 January 2011 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

lol. also:

I used to be "Nude Spock"
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 6, 2011

no you were not, either

― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 7 January 2011 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

DJP=Lou Diamond Phillips

― those balls look like a butt (San Te), Friday, 7 January 2011 03:32 (fourteen years ago)

Doo Jiamond Phillips

― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 January 2011 04:57 (fourteen years ago)

clues 4 u omg
― plax (ico), Thursday, January 6, 2011 3:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<3 u for this post

― aka the pope (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 January 2011 04:58 (fourteen years ago)

raise your hand if you're BOTH impressed AND creeped out...
*raises hand high, palm to the heavens*

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, May 1, 2006 6:29 PM (4 years ago)

― i love you but i have chosen snarkness (Steve Shasta), Friday, 7 January 2011 05:09 (fourteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

according to this thread, San Te = Bo Jackson Overdrive/Cattle Grind? ADMIN LOG WATCH

never woulda guessed

― hercudeez and nuts affair (some dude), Saturday, 5 February 2011 12:44 (fourteen years ago)

wait, really? that doesn't seem right at all.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 5 February 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, it is right.

― ENBB, Saturday, 5 February 2011 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

have to say it kind of makes me happy, because Bo always seemed to me like a decent guy who just happened to say some things that made him a big zing/hazing target, and San Te was totally valuable new poster material when i thought he was new

― hercudeez and nuts affair (some dude), Saturday, 5 February 2011 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

it's me. for the first few months, fearing a anti-Bo/CG backlash, I threw out some bogus personal life details to throw people off the path, but it wasn't real convincing. think dyao caught it first

― r0b /via/ orl (San Te), Saturday, 5 February 2011 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

there's one post where I refer to a 'wife' which was a hilariously bad lie

― r0b /via/ orl (San Te), Saturday, 5 February 2011 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

lol yeah there's always some temptation to straight up lie about your life on message boards -- one time i hinted at a crazy backstory about being a competitive hot pepper eater and people were soooo disappointed that it wasn't true

― hercudeez and nuts affair (some dude), Saturday, 5 February 2011 15:41 (fourteen years ago)

:( y u break heart ship

― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 5 February 2011 16:52 (fourteen years ago)

cuz he's a (beat) hrtbrkah

― r0b /via/ orl (San Te), Saturday, 5 February 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

so who the fuck is zorn

― homosexual II, Saturday, 5 February 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

zorn was hoos rip?

― caek, Saturday, 5 February 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

guys i actually live in Iowa :(

― gr8080, Sunday, 6 February 2011 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

lol x

― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Sunday, 6 February 2011 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

cool deal gr80, let's get coffee

― w/no hesitation (mh), Sunday, 6 February 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

there is a document on my new work desktop entitled "passwords.xls"

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 15 February 2011 15:40 (fourteen years ago)

secure

― markers, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 16:53 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

jesse is a girl's name

― corey, Saturday, 19 March 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

so who the fuck is zorn

― homosexual II, Saturday, February 5, 2011 8:55 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

lol did u really not know this

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 19 March 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

I have a bad memory for ILX history. Did man @ man.man ever come back in any form?

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 25 March 2011 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

Is "brodie" a sock that just goes through all the current threads and posts a comment agreeing with things?

― mh, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:05 (fourteen years ago)

brodie is an enchanted woodland creature

― buzza, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.lonestardivas.com/images/magic_sock_head_2.jpg

― forks (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

who is '''''wk''''' imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:04 (fourteen years ago)

he likes to party iirc?

― sarahel, Thursday, 12 May 2011 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

strongo hulkington's ghost dad

― iatee, Monday, 13 June 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

r u 4 srs

― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Monday, 13 June 2011 19:03 (fourteen years ago)

okay I looked at their other posts and figured it out

― iatee, Monday, 13 June 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

what dn is p3rp3tua going by these days?

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 22:55 (fourteen years ago)

"Mr. Jay Batman"

― ☂ (max), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

:-|

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 23:04 (fourteen years ago)

goddamn it, I just lolled into a coughing fit

― mh, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

strongo is my fav

― flopson, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 07:50 (fourteen years ago)

okay I looked at their other posts and figured it out

― iatee, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:07 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you looked at their other posts and figured out they were... strongo hulkington?

― just sayin, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 08:33 (fourteen years ago)

well at first I thought it was someone else's joke account or something

― iatee, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 12:38 (fourteen years ago)

iatee

― am0n, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

who's iatee anyway? is he really a tee?

― some dude, Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

thought he was just saying he was at EE.

― Motel Kamzoil, P.I. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

(redacted) is a jewish name innit?

― corey, Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:27 (fourteen years ago)

yessss also a googleable one

― iatee, Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

sorry! — I'll get a mod on it

― corey, Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

haha I already did

no worries tho

― iatee, Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

if you didn't like it, then you should have put a mod on it

― markers, Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

all the single iatees

― corey, Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:39 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.demeterclarc.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2011/04/PUT-A-BIRD-ON-IT-LAMP.jpg

― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Thursday, 16 June 2011 03:40 (fourteen years ago)

lol corey

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 16 June 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

You know brodie, I've been lurking on Internet forums for the last ten years and you are one of the finest creations / event threads I have ever seen. You have impressed me so much as to make me come out of nonexistence so please keep coming to the board. I'm sure ilxor will provide an amusing and interesting birthday party for the rest of the month. In the meantime, never forget this: prove yourself brave, truthful, unselfish, and someday, you will be a real bellhop.
― wolves lacan, Saturday, July 9, 2011 12:19 PM

. . .

― markers, Saturday, 9 July 2011 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/0AuZe.gif

where does brodie go???

― markers, Saturday, 9 July 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago)

where does markers go?

― undeɹrated ærosm?th b∞tlegs I have pwned (sic), Saturday, 9 July 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago)

http://i51.tinypic.com/k0o9pv.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 July 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago)

loooooooool <3 *saves*

― markers, Sunday, 10 July 2011 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

missing u animal

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Sunday, 10 July 2011 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

its sad he was imaginary

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 July 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

/symbolic

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 July 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

hahh venn

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 10 July 2011 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

u r symbological bro ~

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 July 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

pretty phallocentric

― sarahel, Sunday, 10 July 2011 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

golf_clap.gif

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 July 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago)

u must have seen some weird dicks tho

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 July 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago)

nah, just that i associate those terms with feminist readings of Lacan & Freud

― sarahel, Sunday, 10 July 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago)

8_
|=========D

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 July 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago)

yes, hence the golf_clap.gif + it is all dudes lol xp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 July 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

yes, hence the golf_clap.gif + it is all dudes lol xp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 July 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

dat is some real shit hoos *ponders on it*

― ☂ (max), Sunday, 10 July 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 July 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago)

u r the unimaginable real imo

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 July 2011 03:14 (thirteen years ago)

*scratches chin, looks*

― g++ (gbx), Sunday, 10 July 2011 03:22 (thirteen years ago)

everytime i post i try and emulate equal parts max, whiney and ice cr?m

― gr8080+ (gr8080), Sunday, 10 July 2011 13:34 (thirteen years ago)

good posting strat

― ☂ (max), Sunday, 10 July 2011 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

otm

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 10 July 2011 13:47 (thirteen years ago)

the call is coming from inside the sock

― brooklyn's complicated relationship with bacon (forksclovetofu), Monday, 11 July 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago)

haha that venn

― *smoke goes back in the blunt* (D-40), Monday, 11 July 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

i spent like 5 mins thinkin baout things looking at it

― *smoke goes back in the blunt* (D-40), Monday, 11 July 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

"traitorous venom" just started posting saying "FrogBS" was the only person who makes sense. As far as I can tell, he's never posted anywhere else and has only show up to miscapitalize frogbs's name and defend him, lol.

― mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago)

sounds like an amazing sock. link?

― through being dave cool (markers), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago)

Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

― mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

― through being dave cool (markers), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

sock alert!

― mh, Wednesday, August 17, 2011 2:47 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

rustic italian flatbread

― corey, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago)

kkvgz

― chris "difficult" brown (rustic italian flatbread), Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

oh, hi!

― corey, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

kvvgz iirc?

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

I just made some rustic (non-)italian (not so) flat bread

― corey, Sunday, 2 October 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

"conrad"

― avant-garde heterosexuals (mh), Monday, 24 October 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

Hasn't he been posting for years now?

― Tuomas, Friday, 28 October 2011 10:32 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah hes a bit of a dark horse, that one.

― Trayce, Friday, 28 October 2011 10:57 (thirteen years ago)

try guessing more

― ffs sorrow (electricsound), Friday, 28 October 2011 11:22 (thirteen years ago)

O I didnt mean I dont know who he is.

― Trayce, Friday, 28 October 2011 11:25 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

Taking requests.

― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:47 (thirteen years ago)

wolves lacan

― sarahel, Saturday, 14 January 2012 07:09 (thirteen years ago)

beachville

is it gabb?

― bob loblaw people (dayo), Saturday, 14 January 2012 12:22 (thirteen years ago)

^ kkvgz

― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Saturday, 14 January 2012 12:29 (thirteen years ago)

D: sorry kkvgz

― bob loblaw people (dayo), Saturday, 14 January 2012 12:35 (thirteen years ago)

man jaymc is all kinds of feisty this weekend

― Jean-Luc Gohard (some dude), Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:05 (thirteen years ago)

Must finally be emerging from holiday lockdown

― Fotheringeir (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 January 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

cant believe kkvgz gave up on a sweet name like "rustic italian flatbread" so soon

― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 14 January 2012 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

it's no anchor, that's for sure.

― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

who is lag00n

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 January 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

cr?m

― iatee, Monday, 16 January 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

is White Chocolate Ch33secake just kate again?

― mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)

search-proofed so that I don't get accused of anything

― mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

Can you fucking curtain-twitching busybodies LEAVE the government names out of it?

Enough already.

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

this is a good one to let go

― human trash (buzza), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)

I will take that as a denial

― mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

fwiw, knowing someone's posting style is really a good way to understand how to respond to them on, say, opinions about music if you have an idea how interactions like that work best. If it's a matter of actual first names being an issue, I can understand, but the entire "I'm anonymous because I changed my display name so don't reference anything I ever said as another username" thing is kind of... unsettling

― mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

mh otm

― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

K4te, you keep leaving ilx and returning to ilx and leaving ilx and returning to ilx, and I truly am glad you are here (again), I truly am. But it's a bit of a stretch to make a fuss about ppl using your first name on threads like these to determine you are, indeed, the same person.

― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

People sometimes have reasons for wanting their IRL identities obscured online for entirely legitimate reasons that have simply never dawned on you. I am involved in one of those kinds of situations.

This curtain-twitching meta BS is one of the things I find most distasteful about ILX. If you know someone well enough to recognise their taste or posting style, good for you.

But if someone says repeatedly that they don't want their government name used and you keep trying to dig it up, I find *that* really unsettling.

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)

Did it possibly occur to you that I might be involved in some legal shit and your insistence on revealing the truuuuuuth might actually lead to some IRL consequences when all I really want to do is talk about Radiohead b-sides?

Your sense of entitlement to people's identities is really ugly and can be damaging to people

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

it isn't like people here are citing your full name, and your first name is relatively common. i think everyone posting about you on this thread has good intentions and doesn't intend to be hurtful.

― sarahel, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

Those reasons have dawned on me, though. They dawn on me at least 10 times every single day in these complicated times of work/personal life getting entwined, times of forums and twitter and facebook etc. It's complicated being online, it really is. I know that because my profession prevents me to be myself on twitter, fb etc. This forum is the only safe haven, as I think is what you are getting at.

But I don't think this is about "digging up" one's gov name (well at least it's not for me); however being part of a community like this, I do like to know White Chocolate Cheesecake is Fothering Thomas, or all the aliases before, as I *engaged* with that person - being you - before. And your gov name is the only name that strings those aliases together.

― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

Hi, my name is Mike. There are at least five other Mikes on ilx. Like I said, I didn't realize it was an actual first name thing, but that is not.. a really specific name

― mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)

like there are at least three individuals with a certain female name beginning with k that I am aware of, and at least one of them used that as part of her actual screen name!

― mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

Ok, I now know this cannot be directed at me. We all rallied here to help you with your legal problems, ilx even created a seperate board for it! And ilx *did* help you, a lot! Soon after you quit ilx, disillusioned...

― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

shit got heated

― human trash (buzza), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

This is impossible. I ask you several times NOT to do a specific thing, and you just carry on telling me why it's OK for you to do the thing I have specifically asked you not to do.

I knew this was a bad idea, and the hell with this

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

I think I overstepped in a comment on the sandbox. Which is down, and I didn't use even a first name, just referenced something that had been said in the past. If any of this actually entails legally linkable material, I apologize, but I really don't think that is the case.

― mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

Am I the "you" in this? Because I believe there was a comment about "government names" on the sbx but I didn't take that to mean first name.

― mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

This is impossible. I ask you several times NOT to do a specific thing, and you just carry on telling me why it's OK for you to do the thing I have specifically asked you not to do.

This still can't be directed at me, for I did not do what you insinuate I did..

― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

WCC: it probably didn't occur to them, no. But I have to say that it would be pretty much of a long shot to expect that to occur to anyone who doesn't already know. Problem is that you've used your first name as a display name here before and have previously not minded people using it (I know I have in the past) - so you can't expect people to automatically know not to do so now. And I'm aware that you've asked for it not to be used before, so I'm not saying you're in the wrong at all, just pointing out that not everyone will have seen every post.

Guys: now you are aware, apologise, stop using it, call for a mod to purge those posts? That would be much more constructive than carrying on a theoretical/hypothetical discussion that WCC doesn't want to be involved in - all they want is a change of behaviour!

― emil.y, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

mods need to institute an auto-replace for certain names that begin with the 11th letter of the alphabet

perhaps a gif of thom y. dancing or something

― mookieproof, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

Do you know why I quit ILX? Because a bunch of meta assholes bullied me into a mental hospital. That is why. I thought after talking thru a bunch of stuff on Sandbox that it could be resolved. I guess I was wrong.

And now you're starting up stupid meta bullshit yet again. This shit is poisonous and I'm sick of being subjected to it no matter what you think your motivations are. This meta BS is poison and you are bullies if you won't stop when asked

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)

Your sense of entitlement to people's identities is really ugly and can be damaging to people

i've thought about this a while now -- esp. during the sandbox era -- where does it come from? I don't think it comes from a bad place, unless you (the general you) believe that people are inherently bad.

― sarahel, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

Emily 1000 times otm. I <3 you being back here WCC, is all I'm saying.

― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 16 January 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

Frankly, I think I made the mistake of stating an opinion on a sandbox individual's preferences that assumed past information, and was told off for it, possibly rightfully so?

Then there's this entire thing where I'm trying to get a read on where someone's opinions -- which I happen to enjoy reading -- align with what I've read from what I believe to be this person previously and I just wanted to know if it's the same person for purposes of discussion?

Not sure if this is coming from somewhere else but I'm getting the heck out of dodge because this seems like a lot to step in

― mh, Monday, 16 January 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

I knew this was a bad idea, and the hell with this

omfg, amazing. I never saw a WCC post before this thread - I have a sixth sense for her flounces.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 16 January 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

Not to stir up any shit but until this very minute I didn't even know about this no-first-names thing. If it's this easy to get kludged shouldn't it go in a site faq or something?

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

well idk i doubt ned raggett minds

― judith, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:25 (thirteen years ago)

some ppl are fine w/ u using their first name on ilx -- this person isn't, and of course that's fine too!

― markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:26 (thirteen years ago)

there is no such thing, it's just a preference that some people express

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

In general there is no no first names thing tbh.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

like the veil of secrecy around markers -- I have heard who he might be irl, and it is a good thing most people don't know. you'd be surprised!

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)

Are his initials JG?

― stet, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:29 (thirteen years ago)

people call me by my first name regularly enough considering i have a pretty unusual first name.

― judith, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

some ppl might have said, 'yes it is i, who have been posting here for a decade under various names including my real name. but i'd much prefer you no longer used my first name, thx.'

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:34 (thirteen years ago)

judith is an unusual first name for a boy

― sarahel, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:35 (thirteen years ago)

i meant plax

― judith, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:35 (thirteen years ago)

Are his initials JG?

― stet

― markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)

some ppl might have said, 'yes it is i, who have been posting here for a decade under various names including my real name. but i'd much prefer you no longer used my first name, thx.'

― mookieproof, Monday, January 16, 2012 7:34 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Right but it's also very possible that not every single person on ILX saw that request, you know?

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:37 (thirteen years ago)

i like that i can come back to ilx after like, 2(?) years and everything is exactly the same.

i'm nick, and i approve of this message.

― NZA, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

that is true. some ppl might kindly reiterate their request rather than coin the phrase 'fucking curtain-twitching busybodies' tho

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)

― markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:36 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so is your first name xavier or

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:40 (thirteen years ago)

i came here intending to post a long list of names that i'm sure all other ilxors would recognize but i wouldn't after such a long absence and be like "lol, i got old". but that doesn't seem fum now.

― NZA, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:40 (thirteen years ago)

anyway, welcome back http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqfjpeUFBC1qmilapo1_500.gif

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)

that is true. some ppl might kindly reiterate their request rather than coin the phrase 'fucking curtain-twitching busybodies' tho

― mookieproof, Monday, January 16, 2012 7:39 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Right that's what I'm saying. Maybe not everyone saw it so calling them "fucking curtain-twitching busybodies" seemed pretty harsh.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:42 (thirteen years ago)

YEah I'm confused. Are we all sposed to know about some "legal trouble" that happened? Is it fair to expect people to? I have nfi what any of this is about.

― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:44 (thirteen years ago)

Is markers Jake Gyllenhaal, guys?

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:57 (thirteen years ago)

reference --> http://daringfireball.net/colophon/

― markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

so every post with 'kate' in it is just gonna autocorrect to that gif?

― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:58 (thirteen years ago)

o nm lol mooks

― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

sucka

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

can someone explain curtain-twitching to me?

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:02 (thirteen years ago)

rip polonius

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:04 (thirteen years ago)

being nosey/gosspiy/judgemental like a nasty neighbour basically.

― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:05 (thirteen years ago)

what a charming phrase

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

http://blogs.spotery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Mrs-kravitz-bewitched-300x232.jpg

― buzza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)

can someone explain curtain-twitching to me?

― call all destroyer, Monday, January 16, 2012 8:02 PM (1 minute ago)

it's like when your curtain like an inch or so too high or low, but it's perfectly unwrinkled, so you don't want to take it down and re-hang it or even pull on one end for fear that the whole thing'll get messed up, so you just grab the high end and sort of give it a little yank so it moves ever-so-slighly how you want it to. i guess it could be more accurately termed "curtain yanking" or "curtain tugging"

― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)

I was hoping this was a Willie Monks ref!

This song was composed in the flowery West
By a man you may never have seen –––––
Oh I'll tell you his name, but it is not in full,
His initials are J.R.G.

― no more mr. nice girls (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)

I thought it referred to the specific motion of a curtain that someone is hiding behind and attempting to jerk off without being noticed

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

poll: have you ever jerked off behind a curtain y/n

i myself have not

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

yet

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

lol, I thought it was re pulling back the wizard of oz's curtain rather twitchily

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

how far behind the curtain

― virtual gape machine (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

the specific motion of a curtain that someone is hiding behind

the great + powerful OZ?

― no more mr. nice girls (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:14 (thirteen years ago)

some ppl are fine w/ u using their first name on ilx -- this person isn't, and of course that's fine too!

― markers, Monday, January 16, 2012 7:26 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark

this really. I mean we have accommodated other posters who have specifically asked (maybe in nicer terms) no gov names be used on ILX. so I don't see why we can't in this instance

― dayo, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:15 (thirteen years ago)

I thought it was re pulling back the wizard of oz's curtain rather twitchily

that would make mh toto and ____ the great and powerful oz, which doesn't seem to quite fit

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:16 (thirteen years ago)

lol, I thought it was re pulling back the wizard of oz's curtain rather twitchily

"pulling back the wizard of oz's curtain" is my least favorite sex act

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:16 (thirteen years ago)

good lord

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:17 (thirteen years ago)

can a very common first name by itself be considered a 'govt name', just in general like, i always assumed 'govt name' referred to yr full name in googleable format tbh

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

all (or most) kidding aside, i honestly value ____'s contributions when he/she does not have an itchy trigger finger. i thought some of the stuff he/she said on the sandbox girls thread was fantastic, i enjoy his/her take on various musics, and i thought his/her ws contributions were both spot-on and fun, for example.

interacting with ____ seems to be a question of when, not if, one offends him/her terribly, however. perhaps he/she is right to be offended, perhaps not, but its occurrence is depressingly inevitable. and that's too bad for everyone.

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:27 (thirteen years ago)

iirc 'judith' doesn't even spell their name properly irl, adding to the confusion

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjsa4sDAQ6A

― buzza, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:34 (thirteen years ago)

this is not intended as a mod rule decision but if i am being honest the idea that posting a first name is in any way equatable to posting a government name is flat out ridiculous. i def try not to use first names unless its clearly ok with said poster, and def wont if it seems clear they prefer it otherwise (hi aero) but this was a bit of an overreaction in my book.

― blurgh (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:35 (thirteen years ago)

MOD BRUTALITY i said

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:36 (thirteen years ago)

STEVEN TYLER STEVEN TYLER STEVEN TYLER

if he doesn't show up in a few minutes all his claims are null and void

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

poor joe perry

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

agreed!

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

well I thought the ws contributions per sandbox were kind of creepy but I was a government-sent name-stalker and way creepy myself for remember who people are from minute to minute

ever get the feeling that people find it weird when you remember them because they have no idea who you are?

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:51 (thirteen years ago)

i would find it weird if i changed screen names constantly and ppl still remembered me, because i am a relative non-entity. ____ is a tsunami among posters, tho

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

i would know you by your orange cat

― tunnel joe (harbl), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

you people are all very strange.

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

― markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:04 (thirteen years ago)

THE WORD HEART

― NZA, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:05 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gpNqB4dnT4

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:08 (thirteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/T8vUn.gif

― virtual gape machine (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:14 (thirteen years ago)

missyou.jpg

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

but I haven't met you yet <3

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKSoBJ8WirE

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d4F-zoOEjk

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:27 (thirteen years ago)

bugger

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56mTujhSSws

― virtual gape machine (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 02:29 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

― markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

:-(

― markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

I am even more confused, now.

― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

i would know you by your orange cat

he is insanely handsome, it's true <3

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 03:57 (thirteen years ago)

damn yall

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:33 (thirteen years ago)

shit i forgot how hot bjork used to be when she was a cartoon and washed her face with liquid metal slimes

― NZA, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:39 (thirteen years ago)

I'm waiting for Jaymc to undo my bra(h)

― JacobSanders, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:41 (thirteen years ago)

Flopson is actually my government name

― flopson, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:50 (thirteen years ago)

JacobSanders is actually not my government name

― JacobSanders, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:53 (thirteen years ago)

Kate Flopson

― flopson, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:55 (thirteen years ago)

Fefe Flopson

― flopson, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:56 (thirteen years ago)

Robert Jacob Sanders properly

― JacobSanders, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 05:57 (thirteen years ago)

sorry I don't really know what's going on here

― JacobSanders, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 06:06 (thirteen years ago)

Do you know what is an overreaction?

Over 100 posts of meta-bullshit because someone asked someone else not to use their name.

I asked nicely on the Sandbox. I asked nicely several times. I'm not sure how many times I have to ask before I'm ~allowed~ to get tetchy. I don't actually think that there is any way on earth that is nice enough to satisfy people who clearly don't recognise me AT ALL when I'm posting all day without any attempt to conceal who I am, yet just run in here the moment they see trouble, to post shit like:

omfg, amazing. I never saw a WCC post before this thread - I have a sixth sense for her flounces.

There was no reason to turn this into a 100+ post clusterfuck. A poster doesn't want their real name used. And yet *this* is what happened EVERY GOD DAMN TIME someone decides to get meta about me. Did you ever think that this kind of treatment by people might be why I have an ~itchy trigger finger~?

Yes, I'm perfectly capable of being a nice, reasonable, interesting poster when I'm talking about what I came here to talk about - music, feminist politics, whatever. But if you think I'm not being a ~nice~ person you might look in the mirror and try to think about what it's like to be at the bottom of 100+ post clusterfucks every time someone decides to get meta about you.

I know this is going to sound victim blaming, but when people constantly go "what did you expect?" But this time, the moment that someone started asking who I was and would not leave it alone - I knew to expect a massive clusterfuck of pearl-clutching and concern trolling and people starting beef with me because THEY KNOW THAT NO ONE WILL STOP IT. If you think I'm paranoid, try to imagine what it would be like to have to put up with all of this every time someone mentions your name.

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 06:46 (thirteen years ago)

you are full of shit. one single person calmly and politely asked if it was you, you immediately retaliated with a really nasty, aggressive response. that person clearly, rationally and politely explained why they asked in the first place. you continued with your nasty, abusive, aggressive tone. you call everyone else a bully, but you are one of the worst bullies on this board. everyone tiptoes around you and you still manage to get bent out of shape and hurl abuse at everyone within shouting distance. all you do is complain about ilx and how awful everyone here is, yet you come back again and again. and your whole schtick about people's "entitlement to your identity" - give me a break. NEWSFLASH: not every single person on this board saw a handful of your posts supposedly "nicely" asking for ilxors not to use your "government name".

― just1n3, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 06:55 (thirteen years ago)

How would you feel, if every time someone mentioned you on a meta thread, you ended up at the bottom of a 100 post clusterfuck?

Would you maybe feel defensive, nasty, possibly even behave in a way that other people interpreted as "aggressive"?

― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:08 (thirteen years ago)

apparently so.

― nah (crüt), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:16 (thirteen years ago)

Wcc I have responded to this on your mod req thread. I will not be up for much longer so please let me know if you want me to keep that open or lock and drop it from SNA.

― blurgh (jjjusten), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:19 (thirteen years ago)

Do you know what is an overreaction?

I have tried really hard to see things your way but the only vindictive part of this '100+ post clusterfuck' has come from you.

just1n3's point about eggshells is exactly right. This thread actually gave me the impression that first names were prohibited (I hardly touched the sandbox so I didn't see any of your requests).

Also re entitlement: if you expect to come to a board under a ~veil of mystery~ and remain anonymous, people will be curious about who you are. This is ilx. That's what happens. The only entitlement I see here is yours, to your anonymity.

Clearly you have some personal stuff to sort out. Despite whatever the hell goes on here, I think you're a decent person and would like to see you overcome the problems you are having. Please help us to help you.

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:27 (thirteen years ago)

at least thanks to this thread I finally know what ILX Haven was

― nah (crüt), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:37 (thirteen years ago)

*puts curtain back in place*

― nah (crüt), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:38 (thirteen years ago)

was it a goth club?

― sarahell, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:42 (thirteen years ago)

How would you feel, if every time someone mentioned you on a meta thread, you ended up at the bottom of a 100 post clusterfuck?

to be fair about 10% of those posts were about mookieproof's cat

― sarahell, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 07:48 (thirteen years ago)

feel like we're all sKATEing on thin ice here, guys.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:02 (thirteen years ago)

ok let's not be dicks

― nah (crüt), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:04 (thirteen years ago)

do you get a lot of gilligan's island jokes, gr80?

― sarahell, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:06 (thirteen years ago)

i did as a child, yes.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:14 (thirteen years ago)

always from the worst kids.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:14 (thirteen years ago)

I will never understand why anyone who posts *anything* on the internet that is personal then gets bothered that "the public" are discussing it/analysing it/wtf ever. The internet is a public forum. Dont kid yourself ILX - even 77 - is otherwise. There are people who can and have repost shit from here elsewhere. You leave yourself exposed to comment if you discuss anything personal online.

This surely goes doubly if you are ensnared in legal issues. I dont mean this in a rude way, but you have to STFU about it if you cannot have anyone else talking about it! Once the words are out there YOU DO NOT OWN THEM ANYMORE. Own yr words, or keep them to yrself. It really, REALLY is not that hard, surely.

― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:15 (thirteen years ago)

And my "you" there is GENERAL and NOT aimed specifically at anyone on this thread.

― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:15 (thirteen years ago)

D: sorry kkvgz

― bob loblaw people (dayo), Saturday, January 14, 2012 7:35 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dayo, don't sweat it!

― beachville, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:59 (thirteen years ago)

where is rustic italian flatbread these days?

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 10:31 (thirteen years ago)

I decided to stop going to Starbucks in '012 and no longer identified with the user name.

― beachville, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:09 (thirteen years ago)

bravo

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:15 (thirteen years ago)

It's because I'm broke though, not because I dislike their paninis or anything.

― beachville, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:20 (thirteen years ago)

would u say you are suffering from

paninis envy

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:23 (thirteen years ago)

Of late, their paninis have got meaner.

― Confused Turtle (Zora), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 11:25 (thirteen years ago)

I long for their paninis.

― beachville, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:11 (thirteen years ago)

'buckwant

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:15 (thirteen years ago)

YEah I'm confused. Are we all sposed to know about some "legal trouble" that happened? Is it fair to expect people to? I have nfi what any of this is about.

― thanks to denial, I'm immortal! (Trayce), Monday, January 16, 2012 7:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm sorta concerned about who is snooping around ilxor.com looking for wcc's first name.

― beachville, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 12:21 (thirteen years ago)

ok let's not be dicks

― nah (crüt)

THAT'S MY GOVERNMENT NAME. actually it used to be. Until I stole yours and dropped the S. HAH!

The '100 post clusterfuck' is just, you know, discussion on a message board, what are we supposed to do? We can't make hand signals at one another. We type. And there are more then just a couple of people on ILX, so yes, there's bound to be 100 posts after any person's post. But if you bring unnecessary drama to a thread over -nothing!- (as people have pointed out - YOU are the one who has posted under your real name, AND continually change your name (but not your posting style!) so that the only common identifier we have is your name - yes, we're going to have a chuckle over that. Everyone here calls me FFM, even those who knows my real name (Lex - hi everyone!) because we typically call a person whatever they're known to post under.

Own your mental issues. My sister and father have both been in psych wards and it was not because of 'internet bullying.' It was because they have mental illness. Do not blame us for your ability to find drama in a crack in a sidewalk!

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 13:44 (thirteen years ago)

good news is SB doesn't need your gov't name

― the late great, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:07 (thirteen years ago)

the premise of the thread is unraveling serial posters under new identities

pretty sure the mookie cat posts are playing off that and not the clusterfuck

although I would like to say that I like to think this is all about mookie's cat

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

all are welcome to use my cat's real name, which is lyle

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

do you read achewood?

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)

yes! he is actually partly named for that lyle and partly for the mpls bar liquor lyle's

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:32 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno is it cool to use lyle's govt name like that?

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:35 (thirteen years ago)

I strongly approve of the naming of this cat, and possibly have another bar to visit when I go to mpls next

― mh, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:45 (thirteen years ago)

The naming of cats is a difficult matter.

― ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

wolves lacan really dodged a bullet here huh

― HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

or should i say... simon?

― HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

sha la la la not a sound from the pavement...

― Mark G, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

oh boy

― homosexual II, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

<3 finefinemusic

― the name of a bar in Portland where I had a dark night of the soul (some dude), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:53 (thirteen years ago)

all are welcome to use my cat's real name, which is lyle

unspeakably wonderful imo

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

I'd like to see a revival of the Mr. and Mrs. D------ form of anonymous address

― gord downer (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:00 (thirteen years ago)

Mr. and Mrs. =======D

― some dude, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

children ~~ and ~

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

Bleargh

― Dancin with Mr. ====D (Ówen P.), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)

How would you feel, if every time someone mentioned you on a meta thread, you ended up at the bottom of a 100 post clusterfuck?

it's not so bad

― frogbs, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)

― markers, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

Cat is not named for Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile?

― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:55 (thirteen years ago)

nope

tbf, lyle probably thinks his name is 'kitty' insofar as he considers such things

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)

what breed is Achewood's Lyle meant to be?

to be fair about 10% of those posts were about mookieproof's cat

nearly all of what wcc identifies as "100-post clusterfucks about her" are people making jokes about cats or sandwiches unrelated to her in threads not about or started by her, but after she has posted in them. I really hope that she can realise this in a calmer moment, but the last time I recall it happening she boasted elsewhere that she wasn't even reading the thread, just counting the posts on SNA.

― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:16 (thirteen years ago)

she reads the site via "Blog View" typically so probably wouldn't see many posts in their original context

I mean, a person I feel posted in a similar style mentioned blog view once.

― mh, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:20 (thirteen years ago)

this thread was such a classic, rip >:[

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:22 (thirteen years ago)

i blame the glib reviver not the mentally ill chick fwiw

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

jaymc, who is banksy?

― mh, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:38 (thirteen years ago)

not the mentally ill chick fwiw

i wish we could avoid this ^^ kinda stuff on an already-fraught thread. i feel shitty about how this all went down cuz i like WCC as a poster, and i appreciated the thoughtful posts engaging her arguments. drive-by one-liners like this make me feel shitty again.

― fighting growlbacks bottomless spirit pit (reddening), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)

at some point people give up on making thoughtful posts when the reaction is the same regardless of what you post.

― nah (crüt), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:49 (thirteen years ago)

regardless of the reaction, reddening otm. you don't have to engage.

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 00:50 (thirteen years ago)

JAYMC UNDOES YOUR ERIN GO BRAGH

― buzza, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:40 (thirteen years ago)

is fearr gaeilge briste, na béarla cliste

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:45 (thirteen years ago)

fear gaelic brisket, not the clits of bears?

― blurgh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:48 (thirteen years ago)

doesnt sound like solid irish wisdom to me

― blurgh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:48 (thirteen years ago)

jaymc, who is banksy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfHNuoTqFug

― Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:48 (thirteen years ago)

hey don't shoot the messenger it's my grandad's line

I'd tell you to take it up with him but he was smothered by a bear in 69

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:56 (thirteen years ago)

you heard me

― modric conservative (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

i like that i can come back to ilx after like, 2(?) years and everything is exactly the same.

i'm nick, and i approve of this message.

― NZA, Monday, January 16, 2012 4:39 PM

holy crow, welcome back.

― rocognise gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)

ya, hey nick!
you were one of the last posters i committed anything to memory about before i stopped giving a shit!

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 02:07 (thirteen years ago)

NZA isn't n/a? Is one of them nickalicious? Which one likes Fishbone? Thanks.

― beachville, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

― 誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, January 17, 2012 10:02 PM

???

― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

dayo, any help?

― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 03:05 (thirteen years ago)

google translate says 'mistranslation insult' fwiw

― Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 03:07 (thirteen years ago)

n/a is n/a; NZA is nickalicious, who i believe likes him some fishbone

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

???

unperson

i think the real lesson here is that if you want ppl to stop using yr real name create a user name thats shorter and/or easier to type than yr past login

― HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 03:14 (thirteen years ago)

otm.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 08:09 (thirteen years ago)

I had just been operating under the assumption that n/a was nick/alicious. I think I might have even tried making Fishbone jokes to him at some point. : /

― beachville, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 09:28 (thirteen years ago)

http://media.myspacepimper.com/content/gif/music/music_139.gif

― nah (crüt), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 10:16 (thirteen years ago)

n/a jokes for n/a.

― estela, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 10:17 (thirteen years ago)

n/a dude
don't make it bad
n/a n/a n/a n/a n/a n/a n/a
n/a dude

― i'd love to but i'm on break (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 10:59 (thirteen years ago)

it's complicated because we're both named nick. and in bands and approximately the same age.

and yes i like fishbone. although my enthusiasm for them in the olden days of ILM is a little embarassing.

― NZA, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)

also a Z looks a little like a forward slash so your new name is basically n/a.

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

he's all caps 'n' acroynms to your loungy laissez-faire informality

― rocognise gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

fraiser to your norm

― rocognise gnome (remy bean), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)

did I tell you guys about the time I went to jail over an ILX post

― frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

shut the fuck up

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)

uhoh someone's pissed

― frogbs, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)

dayo, any help?

― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Tuesday, January 17, 2012 10:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

that's japanese, you racist

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

j/k ^_^

― I am that young sis, the beacon, a yardstick (dayo), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

oh i get it, NZA is WCC

― ¯\(ツ)/¯ (am0n), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

kate middleton

― ¯\(ツ)/¯ (am0n), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

welcome back!

― ah, how quaint (Matt P), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)

Wednesday, January 18, 2012 4:59 PM All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar Message edited to :
oh i get it, NZA is WCC

¯\(ツ)/¯

― ¯\(ツ)/¯ (am0n), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

; )

― buzza, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.worldcares.org/images/WCC%20Challenge%20Logo.JPG

― ¯\(ツ)/¯ (am0n), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:24 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdfTER6dHT0

― buzza, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 22:26 (thirteen years ago)

welcome back nzillaa!!!!

― Harvey Weewax (stevie), Thursday, 19 January 2012 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

austerity ponies?

― beachville, Friday, 27 January 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

fluffy bear?

― ENBB, Saturday, 28 January 2012 00:43 (thirteen years ago)

jenny is me.

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

I've typed "jenny" so many times in this switch that it doesn't even sound like a real word anymore.

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

ur doin it rong

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:35 (thirteen years ago)

typing?

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:37 (thirteen years ago)

no i think you have to make jaymc guess

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

I'm ushering in a new era of transparency. Also I announced the change on the Chicago thread so guessing would not be very challenging for our jaymc.

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

well ya like i said it's all rong *shakes head*

― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 13:48 (thirteen years ago)

as was once explained to me, this is not a username translation compendium but a stalking thread for figuring out what peoples deal is

― judith, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:19 (thirteen years ago)

what's your deal judith

― the late great, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

my bra has not been undone

― judith, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:27 (thirteen years ago)

^^ she's come undone :-(

― the late great, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)

^^ no boobs

― sarahell, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

as was once explained to me, this is not a username translation compendium but a stalking thread for figuring out what peoples deal is

― judith, Tuesday, February 7, 2012 8:19 AM (26 minutes ago)

otm, its really tragic how the two threads have become so misused.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.free-studentstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Rikerdealwithit1.gif

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

your DN trips me out because it sorta reminds me of something

― carne asada,
― carl agatha,

― ┌∩┐. I . A . (Aerosol), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb230/ciclic/cast_helo8.jpg

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)

as was once explained to me, this is not a username translation compendium but a stalking thread for figuring out what peoples deal is

i always really liked this aspect of the thread

― BJ O (Lamp), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 23:39 (thirteen years ago)

did I tell you guys about the time I went to jail over an ILX post

― frogbs

― buzza, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 00:06 (thirteen years ago)

so pretty obv who i am, but to clarify why I've been posting as both BJO and Neanderthal, it's cuz my fucking phone won't let me log out of my Neanderthal account (I do it, then it goes to some error screen, then whadya know I'm still logged in). if anybody knows how to fix that problem on an Atrix Android phone, pls send me an email.

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 9 February 2012 13:18 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDsr-CXBlDk

― am0n, Thursday, 9 February 2012 15:24 (thirteen years ago)

Funny thing is I have a pissy reaction to BJO and a fairly neutral one to Neanderthal, even though I know it's the same guy.

I just never liked the Royals.

― pplains, Thursday, 9 February 2012 15:38 (thirteen years ago)

toandos?

― sarahell, Thursday, 9 February 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)

Cellpwn Pics

― am0n, Thursday, 9 February 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)

jergins

― buzza, Thursday, 9 February 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

bueno

― sarahell, Thursday, 9 February 2012 16:59 (thirteen years ago)

jergins

― buzza, Thursday, February 9, 2012 6:57 AM (2 hours ago)

4 real?

what else has jergins been posting as?

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:32 (thirteen years ago)

i've gotten thru 15+ names in the past two years

― who can judge namitha (toandos), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

whaaaaaaaaaaa?

you sneaky

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

mostly just post abt soccer now so lol boring

― who can judge namitha (toandos), Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

i've gotten thru 15+ names in the past two years

― who can judge namitha (toandos), Thursday, February 9, 2012

poll?

― Aerosol, Thursday, 9 February 2012 19:52 (thirteen years ago)

what else has jergins been posting as?

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, February 9, 2012 2:32 PM

rahni

― am0n, Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)

illuminazi666
ZYPHEREAL
darcmindwig
dulplatinum
pldghtjxwazc
prometheanto84
phghultj
aheadbussadfaget
hmpete1873
hutcfedz54
playdoeknowsbest
rgzIII
asfdzxc

― Alshipleyan Goalpostmover (some dude), Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

don't forget modest mickey and nude spock

― the late great, Thursday, 9 February 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

who was/is "los blue jeans" cause i thought that was jergs

also jergs iirc you still have mod powerz when you log in as "jergins"?

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

didn't login as jergins for 6+ months. that login's gone

― who can judge namitha (toandos), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)

r.i.p. jergins

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:17 (thirteen years ago)

rip

if i could be him, for just one minute, again...i'd fix that gd tumblr thread title.

― who can judge namitha (toandos), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

los blue jeans is a dude known to stevie d

― http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Thursday, 9 February 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)

what tumblr thread title??

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

lol tubmlr

seriously who changed the title

― shirley summistake (s1ocki), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 3:52 PM

guess

― max, Tuesday, December 7, 2010 3:55 PM

― am0n, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

seriously revoke forksclovetofu's mod privs

― am0n, Tuesday, December 7, 2010 5:17 PM

did this ever happen

― am0n, Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:42 (thirteen years ago)

what was it called before? i forget.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:54 (thirteen years ago)

I am guessing "lol tumblr"

― the greates (crüt), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:55 (thirteen years ago)

what did it get changed to

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:56 (thirteen years ago)

Monday, December 6, 2010 6:59 PM All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar Thread: lol tumblr had its title updated to: lol tumblr: a general thread for tumblrs and for ZS's awesome weinventyou.tumblr.com

Tuesday, December 7, 2010 6:02 PM All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar Thread: lol tumblr: a general thread for tumblrs and for ZS's awesome weinventyou.tumblr.com had its title updated to: lol tublmr: a general thread for tumblrs and for ZS's awesome weinventyou.tumblr.com

Tuesday, December 7, 2010 6:06 PM All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar Thread: lol tublmr: a general thread for tumblrs and for ZS's awesome weinventyou.tumblr.com had its title updated to: lol tubmlr

― am0n, Friday, 10 February 2012 00:02 (thirteen years ago)

oh right, thanks

― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

thread title revised cuz i feel like ZS gets asked that question about once every fifteen posts.

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Monday, December 6, 2010 6:59 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― max, Friday, 10 February 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)

i think anytime u want to revise a thread title because you "feel" something is a bad time to revise the thread title

― max, Friday, 10 February 2012 14:34 (thirteen years ago)

lol I guess
I knew my lack of a distinct posting style would eventually cause a problem

― ^ Not Medical Advice (los blue jeans), Saturday, 11 February 2012 12:41 (thirteen years ago)

need to get in touch with your feelings max

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 February 2012 01:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYzB_QqxXu4

― Only the RONG Survive (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 12 February 2012 01:46 (thirteen years ago)

Display Name (this cannot be changed)

― sarahell, Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:30 (thirteen years ago)

sarahel why did you add the 2nd "l"

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:31 (thirteen years ago)

i changed email addresses

― sarahell, Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:32 (thirteen years ago)

Funny thing is I have a pissy reaction to BJO and a fairly neutral one to Neanderthal, even though I know it's the same guy.
― pplains, Thursday, February 9, 2012 9:38 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Funny thing is I have a pissy reaction to Neanderthal and a fairly neutral one to BJO, even though I know it's the same guy

― Wands and wings!Little crowny things! (sunny successor), Friday, 17 February 2012 01:07 (thirteen years ago)

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Friday, 17 February 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

lol you're screwed either way i guess lol

― judith, Friday, 17 February 2012 01:20 (thirteen years ago)

gender ref?

― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Friday, 17 February 2012 01:24 (thirteen years ago)

I guess it speaks well of his recent posting that I couldn't remember which if any of his screen name(s) had hit 51 without going back to look at the ban history.

― Steamtable Willie (WmC), Friday, 17 February 2012 01:28 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

who is poliopolice?

― the penultimate prophets (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 April 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://benisawesome.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/ksdil.jpg

― pplains, Monday, 2 April 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

as was once explained to me, this is not a username translation compendium but a stalking thread for figuring out what peoples deal is

― judith, Tuesday, February 7, 2012 8:19 AM (26 minutes ago)

― beachville, Monday, 2 April 2012 22:41 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno to me it's equally weird for long-time posters who knew everyone to come back and be all mysterious and shit

― the penultimate prophets (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

tell me about

some dude
ice cr?m
upper mississippi sh@kedown

who are they and what's their deal, also why are they associated in my mind (g00n threads?)

― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 01:57 (thirteen years ago)

can/should i tell you about myself or is this supposed to be for jaymc to hande

― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

handle

― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:06 (thirteen years ago)

aren't you vahid? how do you not know who those posters are?

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:09 (thirteen years ago)

lol

― markers, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

some dude = 41 $h1p13y - music journo, father, mostly delightful crank, goon outlier?

ice cr?m = jhoshea - best poster on ilx in 2012 imo, buddhist, graphic designer, left NYC for the mountains of vermont, goon fan, but def not a goon

ums = m4tt h31g3s0n - videogame journo, pretty solidly goon imo, also is a father iirc?

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

Al used to be Alex in Baltimore and I know this thanks to ice cr?m who is now Lagoon. The other one about whom you're inquiring used to post as Matt H, I think. I do not lump these three together at all. Maybe the first and last because they post a lot about music but I wouldn't class Lagoon with them. There could, of course, be some connection of which I'm not aware.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:11 (thirteen years ago)

one loves regis and kelly one loves vermont and jogging one loves the minutemen and [underground 80s rap]

― Lamp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:11 (thirteen years ago)

lol shipley loves regis and kelly?

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

three of my faves

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:12 (thirteen years ago)

same here

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:16 (thirteen years ago)

i prefer Lamp posts to ice cr?m posts in 2012

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

i love regis and kelly

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:17 (thirteen years ago)

kelly ripa is prob my #1 all-time wsos

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

lol @ that abbrev

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

Seriously? I can't stand that woman.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:18 (thirteen years ago)

Oh, I didn't see the os part.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

;)

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:19 (thirteen years ago)

?? i thought os was "on sight"

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

"of shame"

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:20 (thirteen years ago)

of shame

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

WORLD SERIES OF SMASH

― markers, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:21 (thirteen years ago)

o lol

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:22 (thirteen years ago)

icey is a reg on politics threads; SD and UMS rarely post to politics thread iic

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

aren't you vahid?

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:23 (thirteen years ago)

It really bugs me when people call ice cra?m icey. IDK but it grates.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:24 (thirteen years ago)

Sota used to it now but it used to bug me a lot. Nicknames don't need nicknames!

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

gr8s

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

issues

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:25 (thirteen years ago)

Sota used to it now but it used to bug me a lot. Nicknames don't need nicknames!

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, April 9, 2012 10:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i always feel the need to shorten posters names when addressing them; it seems too formal otherwise which is ridiculous on the face of it but i can't help it

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:27 (thirteen years ago)

Huh. Weird.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:28 (thirteen years ago)

It's not just icey btw - Slocks, Canks, Flops etc. They all bug me and, yes, I realize this probably totally irrational. btw I heard that the ghandi beer was a+.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:29 (thirteen years ago)

xp funny because yours is like the most impossible/awkward to shorten

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

btw I heard that the ghandi beer was a+.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, April 9, 2012 10:29 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh i'm glad! it's a super cool beer.

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:30 (thirteen years ago)

at least no one calls you lech

― two overweight dachshunds with three eyes (La Lechera), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)

screennames aren't really nicknames tho, unless you are one of those people who introduces himself irl as 'the fox' or 'big joe' or whatever

― iatee, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)

other people create nicknames for you

― iatee, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)

It's not just icey btw - Slocks, Canks, Flops etc. They all bug me and, yes, I realize this probably totally irrational. btw I heard that the ghandi beer was a+.

haha does it bug you when i call you 'e'?

― Lamp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)

No, that's totally fine. :)

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:32 (thirteen years ago)

what about, beeb?

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:33 (thirteen years ago)

lol LL <3

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

BEEB?! Not OK.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

how am i a goon outlier!? do i just not self-identify as goon and agonize over the definition of goon enough?

― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

rip

― markers, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:35 (thirteen years ago)

if some dude isn't inner circle goon then I'm not sure I know what the word means

― iatee, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:36 (thirteen years ago)

EE'B

― Jeff, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:36 (thirteen years ago)

some dude the goon godfather

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:36 (thirteen years ago)

ppl calling me mookie when i am specifically mookieproofed

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:37 (thirteen years ago)

how am i a goon outlier!?

dont you hate most current goon rap?

― Lamp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:38 (thirteen years ago)

or is that only action bronson

― Lamp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:38 (thirteen years ago)

one of those people who introduces himself irl as 'the fox'

thinking about irl lol

― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)

Nicknames don't need nicknames!

you need to chill out and be more ic?y

― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)

I said it probably wasn't rational. Sheesh.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:44 (thirteen years ago)

how am i a goon outlier!?

dont you hate most current goon rap?

― Lamp, Monday, April 9, 2012 10:38 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

well sure i'm a crank but none of us like everything posted in those threads

― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:46 (thirteen years ago)

i wouldn't say you hate most current goon rap, you're just quickest to dismiss new spawn of internet hype

― flopson, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:49 (thirteen years ago)

~labels~

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:49 (thirteen years ago)

yeah SD you're def goon crew, i just feel like i see you hating on stuff goons love more than i see you riding for "goon approved" stuff is all. dont get me wrong, your role as refined crank is croosh

also i still have a hard time grasping the concept of "goon rock" is so i'm not the most reliable expert here

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:54 (thirteen years ago)

yah i can kinda see mistaking der ship and m@tt cuz theyre both like new dad, 'voice of reason' types who are usually p skeptical of fadish hype rap shit but some dude tends to be a little for forceful in his dissension? idk

lol 'goon rock' make me think of the friends episode where they go see hootie & the blowfish ~in concert~

― Lamp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

the rites of goon passage are so precious

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)

basically i'm just the anti-jagger in that i tend to post if i have something critical to say than to just pile on w/ positivity. i mean i don't assume anyone else's posts really reflect the whole of their listening habits but when people do so to me there's nothing i can really say that isn't "you should read my blog"-level horrible.

― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:03 (thirteen years ago)

le sacre du goontemps

― tanuki, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:04 (thirteen years ago)

i dont know why but you seeing yourself as "the anti-jagger" is killing me

― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:05 (thirteen years ago)

ha yeah but you know i mean in the way he'd bump threads just to wax rhapsodic about the first five minutes of his first listen of an album

― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:21 (thirteen years ago)

a post-jagger rhapsody

― Lamp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:25 (thirteen years ago)

i mean i don't assume anyone else's posts really reflect the whole of their listening habits but when people do so to me there's nothing i can really say that isn't "you should read my blog"-level horrible.

lol

― Lamp, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)

late great
carl agatha

I feel like I know you but I don't know you.

― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:26 (thirteen years ago)

people enjoying stuff is horrible it's true

― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

where's the mindless negativity guys?

― red is hungry green is jawless (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

Just realized how much I love caller Id: To think I used to pick up the phone and talk to people for five minutes without knowing who they were.

― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:27 (thirteen years ago)

PP -

Late Great = Vah!d
Carl A. = Jenny

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks, Emily.

― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:28 (thirteen years ago)

You dirty rat!

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 03:31 (thirteen years ago)

ITT we define ourselves and our posting habits

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 04:00 (thirteen years ago)

its weird how late great and carl agatha are somehow confusable dns, i have done the same thing and i feel lke i've seen others do so here as well

― judith, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 07:27 (thirteen years ago)

Who are you?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 07:34 (thirteen years ago)

plax (iirco)

― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 07:47 (thirteen years ago)

omg i had no idea jhosea and h31g3s0n still posted here, let alone under what names, i figured al was lurking somewhere but i had no idea which goon he was

i don't understand yr joke, mr flopson

― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 09:01 (thirteen years ago)

and speaking of - "at most a big meal"?

still haven't figured this out

― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 09:05 (thirteen years ago)

No one should ever change their names. I've been the same for 10 years.

― Jeff, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 11:23 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I don't get what people gain from constant name changes, except for confusion?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 11:24 (thirteen years ago)

how much more confused could you realistically get tho

― j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 11:27 (thirteen years ago)

But others are confused as well, as evidenced by this very thread!

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

i dunno how it happened tbh you just walked right out in front of me

― j'en ai cache (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 13:05 (thirteen years ago)

i've changed display names really twice over 10 years, each time because i was genuinely sick of what i was posting under and wanted to start over. 'some dude' is pretty permanent though -- once you've successfully made anonymity into a brand it doesn't get better than that imo.

― some dude, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 13:32 (thirteen years ago)

no, a brand is something else that gives off steam in the barnyard

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 14:29 (thirteen years ago)

morbzing

― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

Tuomas and Jeff OTM.

carl agatha = a gal from Chicago who once at a bar fought a drunken frat boy who tried to take my chair when I was in the bathroom. Kicked the piss out of him, blew a snot rocket on his bloody face, and went back to her Guinness.

― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

woh

― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

That is an exaggeration. The fight was only verbal, and then we made up and bought each other drinks (Jesse retained the rights to his chair, however).

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:38 (thirteen years ago)

You've failed to mention my role in this.

― Jeff, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)

role of name changes = i have an easily google-able name and want to post about stuff like smokin w33d w/o getting fired

― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)

you don't have to use your own name. just use the same stupid fake one.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

i think that's the idea behind 'the late great' or 'some dude' etc. unless you mean we should have handles that are actual proper names, just not ours.

― some dude, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:35 (thirteen years ago)

sup lord shippington

― swaghand (dayo), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)

xxp - yeah ilx tops the GIS results for "moonship journey to baja" - do your employers call you Mr. Baja or Mr. Moonship?

― sarahell, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:39 (thirteen years ago)

We should follow the lead of Google + w/r/t ILX indentities. .

― People aren't for comparing, they are for loving. (Je55e), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)

but the late great isn't the SAME stupid name you started with. is my point. but i'm old and can't keep track.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

right right. tbh he was moonship for so long that i was having trouble remember that that's who the late great is, which kinda proves your point.

― some dude, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

or at least pull a strongo and do the minor variation thing. unless you don't care that people who you have been conversing with on the internet for years have no idea who you are anymore. which i suppose might be the case.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:28 (thirteen years ago)

I have no idea who half the people on the board are anymore, but I'm pretty sure they've no idea who I am despite having the same username for quite some time. My sad life!

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:31 (thirteen years ago)

tbh there are much worse ilx identities to have than 'Finefinemusic, nice person worth listening to with no particularly obvious backstory or obnoxious posting habits'

― some dude, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

Hah! Better than 'generally boring nuisance, best to ignore' as I assumed :)

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

'lady trying to steal The Lex title from the lex'

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:38 (thirteen years ago)

you should franchise "The Lex in ____" like we did with "Alex in ____"

― some dude, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

I don't care what the name is, it could be Polly biscuit face. Just keep it. Forever.

― Jeff, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)

I thought about doing Lex in Toronto a few years ago but I lost my nerve since no one really knew me and I thought I might anger people by 'biting' their style and.. I overthink everything.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 18:51 (thirteen years ago)

like i've said before i'm fine with name changes if i can see the permanent parenthesis name like frinstance i can see (finefinemusic) no matter what else he does and jbr is always (get bent) in parenthesis no matter what hijinx she gets up too. but some people don't have the parenthesis thing going on. and then they have lost me.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

and if you've lost seward, then you've lost the war.

― some dude, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

or at least Alaska what?

― pplains, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

and wait finefinemusic is a she too! sorry, FFM.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

I twitched a little but figured I'd let it slide! It's all good!

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

I don't care what the name is, it could be Polly biscuit face. Just keep it. Forever.

― Jeff, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 6:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm your wife. In case you get confused.

I promise to keep carl agatha forever. I only changed my original user name because we went from old ILX to new ILX. Then I changed it again because of my new user name being my real name.

― carl agatha, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:53 (thirteen years ago)

RIP Polly biscuit face

― Fook Lee (Matt P), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

It was sad she was a baked good

― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

upper mississippi sh@kedown

who are they and what's their deal, also why are they associated in my mind (g00n threads?)

― the late great, Monday, April 9, 2012 8:57 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm m@tt h

i kept "m@tt h" as my display name for a transitional period just to avoid confusion but you were probably gone from the board at that time

― Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)

for some reason, I've always associate the @ symbol with matt
u own it dude

― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

i don't understand yr joke, mr flopson

― the late great, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 5:01 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not a joke just surprised you don't know who those posters are, it's not like you've been away for years or something and theyre all very regular posters

― flopson, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:13 (thirteen years ago)

well i only follow a very few threads and i'm not good with names

― the late great, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:16 (thirteen years ago)

its cool, thats why we have this thread

― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 01:26 (thirteen years ago)

John Lennon

― fruitsbs (beachville), Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:10 (thirteen years ago)

UK musician (Liverpool), 1940-1980

― pplains, Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:12 (thirteen years ago)

Starter of the Motown 50 poll.

― fruitsbs (beachville), Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:13 (thirteen years ago)

lol at someone asking abt my previous dn itt im 2 fast 4 u

― lag∞n, Saturday, 21 April 2012 15:41 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

this is probably a stupid question, but is the ilx user "schlafsack" the same person as the ilx user "sleepingbag", and if not, what the hell?

― starfish succulents (unregistered), Thursday, 28 June 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago)

― beater drummer (electricsound), Thursday, 28 June 2012 01:16 (twelve years ago)

schlafsack = autumn almanac

― beater drummer (electricsound), Thursday, 28 June 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago)

oh well I am stupid. schlafsack's display name is even autumn almanac. so is this just a cosmic coincidence?

― starfish succulents (unregistered), Thursday, 28 June 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago)

― undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 28 June 2012 02:21 (twelve years ago)

c21m50nh3x460n

― goat news for people who love boat news (how's life), Saturday, 7 July 2012 10:31 (twelve years ago)

"crimson hexagon"?

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 7 July 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

Hey this is abbbbbbotttttttttt btw

― Crabbits, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago)

noice!

― how's life, Thursday, 26 July 2012 00:40 (twelve years ago)

collardio gelatinous and Ye Mad Puffin?

It seemed rude to ask in the thread where they were posting.

― Je55e, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago)

see i feel the opposite -- it's more polite to ask someone directly while they're in a thread than go to some other thread they're probably not looking at and ask jaymc/everyone else

― some dude, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago)

I can see that, but this thread is gr80-approved so I felt like it was cool.

― Je55e, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago)

collardio is a longtime ILH poster he's cool

― kanye shiwen (dayo), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago)

Ye Mad Puffin = chakhi

― kanye shiwen (dayo), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago)

I mean, in case others had already asked those users, I didn't want to make them answer again.

Xp - idk if that's true

― Je55e, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago)

Ye Hot Chick

― buzza, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago)

Oops, missed the post about collardio. I had to look up ILH. Hoops! Who knew? I guess collardio did.

― Je55e, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago)

global tetrahedron?

― sarahell, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:27 (twelve years ago)

how's life

― max, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:47 (twelve years ago)

control f

― how's life, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago)

kkvgz, rusticitalianflatbread and like 25 other names

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 17 August 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago)

*control f how's life* *four results*

― max, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago)

crabbits seems like a crabbier version of abbott

― Mordy, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago)

it is abbott!

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 17 August 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago)

abbott's alteridentity

― Mordy, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:56 (twelve years ago)

I had a dream last night that I was chatting to my puppy after he had returned from a walk with Mr. estela.
Me (happy high-pitched squeaky voice): Harry! what did you do on your walk?
Harry (cheery puppy voice): I chased a bird and some crabbits!
Me: Crabbits??!!
Harry: Yes, some crabbits!
― estela, Thursday, April 3, 2003 3:23 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 17 August 2012 15:58 (twelve years ago)

Lenny crabbitts

― kinder, Friday, 17 August 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago)

how's shit

― buzza, Saturday, 18 August 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago)

http://static.caloriecount.about.com/images/medium/nut-case-brands-crabin-70722.jpg

― contenderizer, Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:45 (twelve years ago)

http://misc.dontstayin.com/misc/crabbit.jpg

― contenderizer, Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:48 (twelve years ago)

crabbit
(cra·bit) Dialect, chiefly Scot -adj.
1. ill-tempered, grumpy, curt, disagreeable; in a bad mood [esp. in the morning]. (Often used in “Ken this, yer a crabbit get, so ye are“). -n. See crab – one who by their nature or temperament conveys an aura of irritability.

― contenderizer, Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:57 (twelve years ago)

http://www.youelf.com/file/pic/gallery/70.jpg

― contenderizer, Saturday, 18 August 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago)

four weeks pass...

collardio gelatinous

http://i.imgur.com/Y4z8V.jpg

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 17 September 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago)

That person has been posting for a while? At least it's a name I've seen every now and then for a bit.

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 17 September 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago)

he's a dude who likes basketball and may live in my general area

― call all destroyer, Monday, 17 September 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

clouds

― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 October 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago)

WDYLL October '12: The Autumning

― set the controls for the arse of your mum (sic), Thursday, 18 October 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago)

― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 October 2012 05:31 (twelve years ago)

who?

― the late great, Thursday, 18 October 2012 07:02 (twelve years ago)

corey

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 18 October 2012 11:14 (twelve years ago)

― bryan "radical" ferry (clouds), Thursday, 18 October 2012 12:41 (twelve years ago)

damn that was a vicious doxx

― 乒乓, Thursday, 18 October 2012 12:47 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

we already know about 乒乓, but can someone sort out the other wingdings posters for me?
who is "☆"?
who is "+ +"?
who is "♫"?
they all kind of blend together in my mind, but maybe they want to remain anonymous and unsearchable, dunno.

― and yet (unregistered), Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago)

i have always assumed "☆" and "+ +" were fezaffe

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago)

+ +'s current dn is 'gnarly sceptre' and there was previous a 'gnarly sceptre' on this board? unless gnarly sceptre is fezaffe?

― 乒乓, Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago)

+ + has only been gnarly sceptre for like a month though, and the real gnarly sceptre stopped posting 2010 I guess? never even heard of fezaffe.

― and yet (unregistered), Thursday, 8 November 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago)

☆ has posted in wdyll before iirc

― frojo (clouds), Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago)

you mean the wdyll in HTML Playground?

― 乒乓, Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago)

is this ☆?

http://i47.tinypic.com/33z7992.gif

he's kinda cute

― and yet (unregistered), Thursday, 8 November 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago)

fezaffe was "☪" for a while, right?

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago)

wait, fezaffe is back?

― d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 8 November 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

'sup ZS

― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 14 December 2012 01:52 (twelve years ago)

four weeks pass...

i'm p sure i'll feel dumb cuz it's obv a regular but:

NINO CARTER?

― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

BJO

― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/5/6/1273165962890/Museum-reconstruction-of--015.jpg

― iatee, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

gentlemen,
i used to be "fezaffe". i used to be "☪" until i got permabanned for a tasteless joke. i dont even know who "+ +" or "♫" are. im not really posting to ilx these days, except for being a smart aleck on the "german language" thread and using html playground as a randomized ersatz del.icio.us. that is all.

― 林雪 (☆), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)

supplies!!

― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

"permabanned"

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

"dynamic ip"

xp yes that thread is a "grower"

― 林雪 (☆), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:16 (twelve years ago)

If he hadn't already, nino carter def gave his game away as soon as he posted in the annoying coworkers thread

― just1n3, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

that was the moment i said 'fuggit'

― NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)

I'm sad because I unmasked like the last 5 nino names before this one and k3v beat me to it this time, so ashamed of myself I was sleepin

― 乒乓, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)

al leong

― lag∞n, Friday, January 11, 2013 2:28 PM

― ♨ (am0n), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

i love football

― once & future (Lamp), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:19 (twelve years ago)

brimstead

― mh, Monday, 14 January 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)

― brimstead, Monday, 14 January 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:50 (twelve years ago)

― ;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝;⃝‿⃝ (乒乓), Monday, 14 January 2013 19:52 (twelve years ago)

cigarette anybody?

― brimstead, Monday, 14 January 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

― ♨ (am0n), Monday, 14 January 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

nilmar honorato da silva = enrique?

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 February 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

nop

― Mordy, Saturday, 2 February 2013 14:38 (twelve years ago)

I think he's History Mayne.

― how's life, Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:16 (twelve years ago)

lol

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:16 (twelve years ago)

: ) Seriously though, he used to go by Nakhchivan

― how's life, Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:18 (twelve years ago)

Not nakh, who now posts as fizzles iirc

― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)

Been assumin that nilmar was lj or dom tbph, goin on football pointers

― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

frogbs and nakhchivan both "big-upped" by l0u1s jagg3r iirc ~interesting tidbit~

― I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Wednesday, March 9, 2011

― buzza, Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:14 (twelve years ago)

Huh interesting point from "matt p"

― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 February 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

Nilmar def former Nakhchivan

― go to party leather (ENBB), Saturday, 2 February 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

fizzles = formerly gamaliel ratsey iirc

― bantz a make her dance (c sharp major), Saturday, 2 February 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)

i think darraghmac was engaging in what he is apt to refer to as 'bantz'

― every soulless meta poster is a ✰ (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 2 February 2013 22:11 (twelve years ago)

Did darraghmac used to be darramous?

― how's life, Saturday, 2 February 2013 22:12 (twelve years ago)

Uncalled for

― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 February 2013 00:09 (twelve years ago)

Idk have i ever used 'bantz' tbh lj

― b'hurt's tauntin' (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 February 2013 00:10 (twelve years ago)

jaymc undoes your Erin go bra(gh)

― buzza, Sunday, 3 February 2013 00:39 (twelve years ago)

― ben foster five (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 February 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

"Slash N Burn"

― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 March 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)

Nakh sock, theyre all nakh socks

― mister borges (darraghmac), Monday, 18 March 2013 19:50 (twelve years ago)

nah-kh

― Mordy, Monday, 18 March 2013 19:51 (twelve years ago)

ten months pass...

wanna know more about 'j.', been on fiyah of late

― lovely cuddly fluffy dope (imago), Sunday, 19 January 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)

boring jerk who reads a lot

― just (Matt P), Sunday, 19 January 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

mookieproof's cat, lyle: what's his deal?

― ^ enlightening post (sarahell), Sunday, 19 January 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

Meowing cat who pees a lot

― gelatinate mess (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 January 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)

purrs a lot, morelike

― mookieproof, Sunday, 19 January 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)

real question -- in your own estimation, at the current time what % of regular ilx posters are socks?

― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 31 January 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 31 January 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 31 January 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

serious answer

― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 31 January 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, I can't think of any obvious answers right now but I haven't been reading all that much recently either so I might be totally out of the loop.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

they'll return when buzza does

― markers, Friday, 31 January 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

lol

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

remember when he thought that you were a sock of Max's?

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

i don't even know why i asked, i guess i was just wondering
0% seems awfully low though, considering the possibilities

― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

I think effectively 0%. Maybe 1 or 2, but I couldn't name anybody I think is a sock.

― Je55e, Friday, 31 January 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)

who is ienjoyhotdogs

― Matt P, Friday, 31 January 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

remember when he thought that you were a sock of Max's?

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:01 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

this drash guy is such a windy bore I *hope* he's a namechanger

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

speak for yourself

― conrad, Tuesday, 4 February 2014 12:08 (eleven years ago)

like everyone always does? ok brah

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 13:11 (eleven years ago)

I'm a sock

― mh, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 16:34 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c05094a1d98b0403f49c76162435d93e/tumblr_mtn38tLLEd1s82nxgo1_500.jpg

― Je55e, Friday, 7 March 2014 13:08 (eleven years ago)

who will start the headlessfranco sock account

― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 March 2014 15:38 (eleven years ago)

is "j." a new name for an old poster? if so, who? if not, who is this person? just wondering bc s/he is popping up everywhere and also i am extremely bored right now

― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 21 March 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

wanna know more about 'j.', been on fiyah of late

― lovely cuddly fluffy dope (imago), Sunday, 19 January 2014 17:59 (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boring jerk who reads a lot

― just (Matt P), Sunday, 19 January 2014 19:16 (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― imago, Friday, 21 March 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

gr8 poster but is a self-avowed mystery

― imago, Friday, 21 March 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)

where has matt p been?

i am full of questions

― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 21 March 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

matt p was tempbanned & is presumably too haughty over the whole boiling to return as yet

― imago, Friday, 21 March 2014 01:12 (eleven years ago)

i did not know that
very illuminating, thank you

― we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 21 March 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

np, lucky for you the ban expert was on call

― imago, Friday, 21 March 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)

∞

― 龜, Friday, 21 March 2014 05:28 (eleven years ago)

online hardman

― 龜, Friday, 28 March 2014 09:45 (eleven years ago)

^my guess is acrobat

― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Monday, 31 March 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

if I'm right then frankly I'm a fucking genius

― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Monday, 31 March 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

Nah, pretty sure it's someone else but I'm not going to say who.

― oppet, Monday, 31 March 2014 19:47 (eleven years ago)

so not missing matt p

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 31 March 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

do we know who "j." is yet?

― markers, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

Australian, likes field recordings iirc

― sleeve, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

i see people have asked upthread. and still no answer.

― markers, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

steve jobs

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)

*jizzes on belly*

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

thanks matt

― markers, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)

http://api.ning.com/files/WJgrplqdSzfEwH63UPjmt8j7ZIuSFI7suYC3A1yjHeL9xyfcPbRDZnse5Ynf39bJUTXx5az4JV7olvhvbS144w__/youre_welcome_mousepadp144001826712137925envq7_400.jpg

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)

i have that mouse or one like it

― markers, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:31 (eleven years ago)

MS Intellimouse?

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)

so basically no one knows who that person is yet?

― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)

xpost some microsoft mouse.

as far as i can tell, ll, at least most of us don't

― markers, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 00:22 (eleven years ago)

j. is og ft crew, pre-ilx even.

― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Friday, 25 April 2014 06:13 (eleven years ago)

who is markers again

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 25 April 2014 11:50 (eleven years ago)

markers

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Friday, 25 April 2014 12:09 (eleven years ago)

markers brigstocke

― It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 12:12 (eleven years ago)

or should it be markers bigsocke ?

― It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 12:13 (eleven years ago)

likes wilco, right? is that his deal?

― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 25 April 2014 12:20 (eleven years ago)

kshighway

― Mordy , Friday, 25 April 2014 12:43 (eleven years ago)

are you serious? what year is this?

― markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)

i've been here for almost five years

― markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)

i should be one of the last people mentioned in this thread

― markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)

yet u remain an enigma

― mookieproof, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:51 (eleven years ago)

considering i've met a couple ppl and regularly talk to a bunch of them, i don't think that's true

― markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

esp. considering recent updates to my ask thread

― markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

i'm eating cheerios, i live in massachusetts, and i don't have any pets

― markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:53 (eleven years ago)

with all due respect, the question "who is markers?" is not so easily answered with such trivia

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:55 (eleven years ago)

out of all the ilxors i need to meet, rs is at the top of my list

― markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 13:56 (eleven years ago)

sean dyche was talking about markers the other day

― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:56 (eleven years ago)

''To do it in the play-offs, who knows; but to do it automatically, having amassed the points we have, with a very low budget in the grand scheme of this division, and using 22 players is incredible. I don't think those markers will be hit again.

''That's why I'm particularly delighted, it's not just about our football club, I think it is a marker in history. The club have had many markers this season; this achievement possibly might be a marker for the bigger picture of football.'

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/burnley/10778907/Sean-Dyche-hails-Burnleys-automatic-promotion-to-the-Premier-League-as-an-historic-achievement.html

― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 25 April 2014 13:57 (eleven years ago)

does the j. stand for josh?

― Ward Fowler, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:00 (eleven years ago)

we still don't know

― markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:00 (eleven years ago)

The club have had many markers this season

accept no substitutes

― markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:01 (eleven years ago)

i asked "j." directly and was ignored fyi

― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:02 (eleven years ago)

it's jon hamm

― crunchy righteous rojo rings (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:12 (eleven years ago)

it's ok, markers, I've been posting for a decade or so and people still take little note

kind of like it that way

― a strange man (mh), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:16 (eleven years ago)

u gotta start fights to get noticed

― crunchy righteous rojo rings (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:19 (eleven years ago)

working on it

― a strange man (mh), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

i'm telling you if you've been around long enough you know who j is (and he has actually been posting under the "j." handle for years now too, actually, so that's not a very new thing either)

― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:23 (eleven years ago)

is it history mayne?

― markers, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:25 (eleven years ago)

omg just tell us

― lag∞n, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:26 (eleven years ago)

jed naggett

― It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:28 (eleven years ago)

jaymc

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:30 (eleven years ago)

jomus

― mookieproof, Friday, 25 April 2014 14:33 (eleven years ago)

jumpie

― It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 25 April 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)

I don't believe you, you're a liar.

― Bee Traven Thousand (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 27 April 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

j. is brodie, back on ilx after a rigorous year at the bellhop academy.

― estela, Sunday, 27 April 2014 06:28 (eleven years ago)

he had to change his name because people wore it out.

― estela, Sunday, 27 April 2014 06:30 (eleven years ago)

i wish that were true

― markers, Sunday, 27 April 2014 12:49 (eleven years ago)

Bro Dee(j)

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 27 April 2014 14:32 (eleven years ago)

what's the origin of marcos?

― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:49 (eleven years ago)

check it out: http://www.herelieslove.com/

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

courbet_origine_du_monde.jpg

― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:28 (eleven years ago)

i would like to initiate a conscious uncoupling with this thread

― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:33 (eleven years ago)

Maybe not the right thread, but when did waterface become a real poster?

― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

Watermask slips

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

i've fuckin always been to real for your people

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

you people

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

too

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:02 (eleven years ago)

shit fogret it

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:02 (eleven years ago)

what do you mean your people?

― Mordy, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)

YOU people i meant YOU PEOPLE OF ILX

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:24 (eleven years ago)

farts

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 2 May 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

dyao imo

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Friday, 2 May 2014 11:49 (eleven years ago)

How's life, post some IPs. Let's put an end to this sick and malicious rumor once and for all

― 龜, Friday, 2 May 2014 11:57 (eleven years ago)

Low dig at beleaguered ip-gaffe-prone mod hows life, who i fully support at this time

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Friday, 2 May 2014 12:03 (eleven years ago)

why should how's life post his intellectual property?

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:14 (eleven years ago)

waterface is mr. que.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:12 (eleven years ago)

waterface is mr. you, morelike.

― how's life, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)

who's a fucking idiot. i still don't know why, but he started to pick on me years ago, and has been one of the worst people to me on this board. look at his fucking dn right now, it's about something i said. if you really need me to pull posts out to prove my point -- about him being a dick or about him being mr. que -- i could do it, but i hope i don't need to.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)

i'm seriously. during one of the worst periods of my life i had to deal with him harassing me. i know it's him.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

serious, rather.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

for what it's worth, i've never had a sock, and my other usernames (all the ones i can remember) were three handclaps, kshighway, kshighway1, and ksh. hilarious that this dude hides.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

also, it's classic that you make fun of me when you're on another thread talking up an episode of fucking marc marcon with fucking stephen malkmus on it.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)

i breezed through a lot of his books ten years ago, and not a lot of them stuck with me except Libra and maybe parts of Underworld, White Noise, and Mao II. I don't get the whole essayist stuck as a novelist--he doesn't seem like an essayist at all!
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, December 14, 2009 4:08 PM

Libra is hilarious
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 2:57 PM

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)

now i'm never going to address him again. have a nice day!

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:19 (eleven years ago)

jeez markers, I didn't mean to stir up shit. didn't realize that this ran so deep.

― how's life, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)

Although for what it's worth, Libra is the only work I have enjoyed by DeLillo as well.

― how's life, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/pamSkli.gif

― bnw, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)

one more thing: if you don't believe me, look at when que stopped posting and when waterface started posting.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)

what the fuck

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanda_Tinasky

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)

you wanna confirm or deny?

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)

or hoping this blows over like last time i suggested it was you?

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)

anyway, it's a really nice day out and i have a banana, so i'm done here.

enjoy mr. que trying to make it seem like *i'm* the crazy one when he's been an asshole to me for years now.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

how about you chill for a sec and let me compose my thoughts

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)

how about you go fuck yourself

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)

you are a bad person

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)

what are you gonna do? apologize now? you want me to start singing some one republic? i don't want an apology. i'll never forgive you.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)

no one deserves any of the shit you gave me. that repeatedly. it wasn't done in jest either.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:37 (eleven years ago)

and you got away with it. and now you're not.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:37 (eleven years ago)

jaymc which one is markers again?

― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)

facebook doesn't even get profile photos right. look at the artifcats!

― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:41 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

artifacts

― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not that they've ever been known for their design outside of, like, paper

― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or that redesign they never officially rolled out to everyone

― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"artifcat" is a very disappointing Google search

― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:47 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so is arf cats

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:48 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

barf cats is really good tho

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:48 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't search for fart hats

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're an idiot and i'm going to stop engaging you

― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 5:52 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the kind of aggressive post--calling me an idiot--that is mean and uncalled for. I don't call you names ( I may have in the past, but I don't anymore.) I realize you are a sensitive person. I try to respect that.

Anyway, you've told a bunch of people to fuck off or to fuck themselves lately (I can provide examples but I won't) and it seems like you are in a bad place. If things are not going well for you in your life ("during one of the worst periods of my life, he was picking on me") then maybe you shouldn't be on ILX. People clowns each other here. I believe that you take me and whats I say way too seriously. I make fart jokes. I'm trying to be stupid and funny. I'm not sure what you're trying to do with ILX, and maybe it shouldn't matter. I don't know.

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings in the past but I think you have the wrong guy, I am not Mr. Que. I don't know who he is but I'm sorry if sher hurt your feelings. I think you need to chill the fuck out. Digging up some post from five years ago stating that mr.Que liked Libra and I liked Libra is pretty weird. You could find lots of posts about people liking Libra I bet.

I've never read Libra. I made a joke because Libra is about JFK getting assaissintaed. Treeship made a comment about White Noise being funny, and my joke (which loses what little impact it had now as I explain it to you) was that a novel about JFK getting shot in the head would also be funny.

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)

Also notice how you didn't call DJP an idiot for making his joke

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)

wface is def a bigger shitbag than mr que was

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

i'm not in a bad place. i'm just not interested in taking shit from people, especially you. and if you're not mr. que -- and i think you could be lying here -- you're awfully fucking similar

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)

*fart*

― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 11, 2010 12:31 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fart

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 10:15 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts on pinefox*

― Mr. Que, Thursday, September 9, 2010 2:29 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fart

― Mr. Que, Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:06 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts with lavender*

― Mr. Que, Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Monday, June 10, 2013 10:37 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Wednesday, July 10, 2013 9:43 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Tuesday, July 30, 2013 11:29 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Monday, August 5, 2013 3:15 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:37 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterface, Friday, August 30, 2013 12:19 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:07 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, December 3, 2013 11:55 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, January 10, 2014 3:48 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, February 24, 2014 8:23 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, April 14, 2014 4:44 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

― waterbabies (waterface), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 11:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― jaymc, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)

I mean I try to make fun around here without calling names. Sometimes I'm not always successful. If I hurt your feelings, fine. But if you state you're going to stop engaging with me then you need to man the fuck up and do so.

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)

the smoking *fart*

― Mordy, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)

I was gonna type smoking butt but ya

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

Simpin Ain't Easy: The Official Thread For Drake's Sophomore Album, TAKE CARE

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

so it's just a coincidence that que posted in the updike thread, and so do you?

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

2012 republican presidential nominee II: back into hell

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

there are a lot of coincidences here

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)

I AM OWL MAN

Quality

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)

it's roxy's birthday!!

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)

i don't know why you're lying, but i still think there's a good chance you're mr. que.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)

sure are a lot of lactose intolerant people on this board

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)

twin shadow: the official ilm thread started by max

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

that thing white ppl do when they disparage 'white ppl'

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

Are we good here? Are you done freaking out on me?

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

never having to work

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

you ever claim not to be a dick to me in a way reminiscent of him

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

even

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

itt: ilx user plaxico (i know, right?) goes on at length abt contemporary art that he has a boner 4

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

Mister Squishy is downright claustrophobic

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 7, 2010 10:33 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

agreed. i think mr. squishy is among his best stuff, especially the way something big is about to happen, but never actually does. from what i've read about the pale king, he was hoping for something similar--i think he even mentioned as much in the notes to the book. but yeah, i think that book is his best collection of stories.

― Mr. Que, Monday, August 22, 2011 8:28 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was gonna say start with Mr. Squishy

then i looked up the TOC and saw that Mr. Squishy was first

so start with Mr. Squishy

― beef richards (Mr. Que), Friday, November 30, 2012 12:34 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

See Also Mister Squishy for excruciating but very satisfying fiction from DF Dubs

― waterface, Tuesday, July 23, 2013 12:04 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― jaymc, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)

see, you lose dogg

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

game over

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

now try to discredit jaymc too

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

(don't actually do that)

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)

*STROKES BEARD*

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

best David Foster Wallace book besides Infinite Jest

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

david foster wallace: classic or dud

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

a lot of coincidences

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

'ULYSSES'

James Joyce was probably an excellent writer. Man's inhumanity to man, the loss of innocence, the mystery of death and all that. He might have even been relevant at one point. But his masterwork is largely incomprehensible.

Two pages in and one is already half asleep, dreaming about little baby James Joyces running around screaming about the pope and whatever the word "corpuscle" means.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:43 (7 years ago)

It just seems not my thing. I respect what he did--he tore the novel wide open with this. But it's not my thing. Too wordy. Too complicated?

― waterbabies (waterface), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:49 (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

11) Guy Fieri's testicles

― Mr. Que, Thursday, February 25, 2010 9:11 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guy Fieri's dick looks like a tater tots, he was my buddy of sexting while back

― waterface, Thursday, July 25, 2013 2:39 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― jaymc, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

*fart*
― Mr. Que, Thursday, March 11, 2010 12:31 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fart
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 13, 2010 10:15 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts on pinefox*
― Mr. Que, Thursday, September 9, 2010 2:29 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fart
― Mr. Que, Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:06 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts with lavender*
― Mr. Que, Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:57 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― waterface, Monday, June 10, 2013 10:37 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― waterface, Wednesday, July 10, 2013 9:43 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― waterface, Tuesday, July 30, 2013 11:29 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― waterface, Monday, August 5, 2013 3:15 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― waterface, Wednesday, August 21, 2013 9:37 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― waterface, Friday, August 30, 2013 12:19 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:07 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Tuesday, December 3, 2013 11:55 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― you are kind, I am (waterface), Friday, January 10, 2014 3:48 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, February 24, 2014 8:23 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― waterbabies (waterface), Monday, April 14, 2014 4:44 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
*farts*
― waterbabies (waterface), Tuesday, April 22, 2014 11:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jaymc, Friday, May 2, 2014 3:45 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

back........and to the left

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 2 May 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

i'm not sure 'you're this guy that clowned me past the point of sanity' is the anti-waterface case you think it is markers

― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

markers makes a compelling case

whether or not they acknowledge previous usernames its self evident that they are being a shithead to markers in a continuous way that transcends the usual ilx shit

markers isnt remotely a malicious poster and doesnt deserve this

― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

Where have I been a shithead to markers in the last month

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

The smoking testicles

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

shithead=clowning him any more than anyone else does around here

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

look at your dn

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)

also suspect there have been more than two ppl on ilx who have read dfw, didn't get finnegans wake, and have made fart jokes

― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)

That was from a post you said about me

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)

Markers, I am asking you to leave me the fuck alone. If you're gonna be all aggro you're going to have to be able to take it back when someone else changes their display name.

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)

i'm not going to listen to you. you haven't listened to me, and you don't deserve any consideration.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

(thanks nakh, btw)

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

the only discernable aspect of his posts other than his being a tedious pleb with cool opinions about canonical literature is his baiting of markers

― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

"plebs are needed"

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

I would agree

I guiltily have enjoyed some of waterface's zings and general shitbaggery but I wouldn't ever pretend to take him seriously.

you might say his negativity rolls off like water, but I haven't been a consistent target and I can understand markers wanting him to back the fuck off

― a strange man (mh), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

I have backed the fuck off

― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

that jaymc farts post is a work of art, namaste

― lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

I also have no idea what waterface's d/n is a reference to, but it seems just kind of randomly dumb?

― a strange man (mh), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

"everybody does the bullying garbage" argument has never impressed me less here

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

http://plebs.ytmnd.com/

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

I have backed the fuck off
― ....... (waterface), Friday, May 2, 2014 12:06 PM

yeah, now.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

wtaerface if u r m que plz confirm via facebook message i wont snitch thx

― lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

markers, i hope you know my ksh-hazing was in good spirits

― whatchutola khomeini (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

Morbs being the old scholar about people being shitty to each other

― a strange man (mh), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

get a new joke
― Mr. Que, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
stalk someone else, shithead
― markers, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:56 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol, not stalking you bro
― Mr. Que, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:58 PM

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)

markers, i hope you know my ksh-hazing was in good spirits
― whatchutola khomeini (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, May 2, 2014 12:09 PM

we're cool and have been for a long time i think!

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

i have never been mean to anyone on this website ever lol

― lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

except max

― a strange man (mh), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

max is a bot tho

― lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

mr. que as waterface gotta be the saddest character turn since verne troyer got hammered and pissed off his wheelchair in the surreal life season 4

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)

i once complained about blogs in a thread where max posted and then later found out that he blogs and boy was my face red

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

i dont think anyone shd be mean to markers but just from an acting perspective if waterface is que i will applaud him because i never suspected for a second

― lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

although i may have just forgotten about the first time makers tried to unmask him

― lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)

more like waterfaced

― ienjoyhotdogs, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

waterface is a Neil young ref

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

mr. que = waterface = dt. marty crane

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

LOL jordan

― whatchutola khomeini (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

waterface is a frasier ref iirc

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

waterface is a face made of water ref

― lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

xpost you're thinking of scrambledeggface

― whatchutola khomeini (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)

I was going for the Neil Young reference. I'm not Mr. Que. I don't know how that is. I'm yellow carded now which probably manes I'm only allowed a certain number of words right

― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)

who

― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)

goin ham looks good on you, markers. u shld do it more often.

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

it just means u have a message at the top of the page for a few days

― lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

fact: there hasn't been an interesting ilx sock since Big Jim Swells

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

i was partial to franco

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)

more like whataphase(mr.queisgoingthrough)

― ienjoyhotdogs, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)

wow i cannot say i could have guessed at all what was going down in this thread

― k3vin k., Friday, 2 May 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)

also, jaymc, how the hell do you DO that, man

― k3vin k., Friday, 2 May 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)

site search function + .xls + night vision goggles

― a strange man (mh), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

I guess no one read my linked posts where a bunch of other people made fart jokes. Oh well.

also suspect there have been more than two ppl on ilx who have read dfw, didn't get finnegans wake, and have made fart jokes
― balls, Friday, May 2, 2014 5:01 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

going through a phase indeed

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)

at the very beginning i thought waterface was chaki. not for long tho

― mookieproof, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)

uh going to go get lunch now but i'll be back

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

so was mr. que banned or something?

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

i have never been mean to anyone on this website ever lol

― lag∞n, Friday, May 2, 2014 11:10 AM (18 minutes ago)

something u said to me pissed me off enough that i quit ilx a few yrs ago but now i probably would have laughed it off

― clouds, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)

at the very beginning i thought waterface was chaki. not for long tho

― mookieproof, Friday, May 2, 2014 12:27 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

no but then waterface would've been funny

― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

find very questionable anyone who thinks chaki is funny

― Mordy, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:33 (eleven years ago)

in the land of the blind...

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:34 (eleven years ago)

chaki was great, la ilxors kinda better in general than nyc ilxors historically though

― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)

big jim swells is one of our finest americans

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)

too bad waterface got hung by his own que-fart

― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)

picked out from a fart lineup

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)

something u said to me pissed me off enough that i quit ilx a few yrs ago but now i probably would have laughed it off

― clouds, Friday, May 2, 2014 12:30 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

shit sry

― lag∞n, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)

nah don't worry about it, i was a tightly knotted wad of insecurities and anger at the time

― clouds, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)

hmm maybe he's not Mr Que.

Let's break down the name 'waterface'. In Spanish it would be 'agua cara'.

Irene Cara performed "Flashdance"

Lee Ving was in the movie Flashdance

He was also in Clue with Martin Mull.

Martin Mull was also a musician and once opened for Bruce Springsteen.

Bruce Springsteen toured with Sting for the Human Rights Now tour in 1988

Sting sang the chorus to "I'll Be Missing You" at the MTV Movie awards.

That song was written and performed in memory of the Notorious B.I.G.

The Notorious B.I.G. had a song on Ready to Die called "The What".

'Que' in Spanish can mean 'that', but it can also mean.....

"What".

You tried to hide in plain sight, but the mask is off, Mr Que.

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:44 (eleven years ago)

jaymc: fart detective.

― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:47 (eleven years ago)

ILX is just like showbiz being high school with money, except w/out money.

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:48 (eleven years ago)

french stewart is...jaymc: fart detective

― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:49 (eleven years ago)

would watch if on netflix

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:50 (eleven years ago)

also suspect there have been more than two ppl on ilx who have read dfw, didn't get finnegans wake, and have made fart jokes

― balls, Friday, May 2, 2014 11:01 AM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Both Mr. Que and waterface...

Like: Pavement, Replacements, Bob Dylan, Neil Young (esp. Tonight's The Night), vinyl records in general, David Foster Wallace ... and I think maybe also R.E.M. and Franz Kafka
Dislike/don't get: Paul Simon, Vampire Weekend, Ulysses, Middlemarch, Rick Moody

― jaymc, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:50 (eleven years ago)

hulu+ original series

― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:51 (eleven years ago)

I mean, I guess that a lot of people could share that particular constellation of tastes, but it's an ~interesting~ alignment.

― jaymc, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:53 (eleven years ago)

the inner product of mr. que and waterface is fart

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)

is there a free web accessible version of that program they use to match syntax, etc the way they outed joe klein as anonymous back in the day? that's a stronger case by jaymc but i'm still not sure it really changed yr p that much on a chi-square.

― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)

http://www.utpsyc.org/synch/input.php

― how's life, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:00 (eleven years ago)

(I can't speak to how well that works)

― how's life, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)

well this thread is a gas

― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:05 (eleven years ago)

a long time ago, markers claimed that mr. que "couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner" and here we are

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)

thats p good

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)

anyway, it's a really nice day out and i have a banana, so i'm done here.
― markers, Friday, May 2, 2014 3:33 PM

this is an "i have ahot bass chick waiting in bed for me" level classic post and deserves not to go unnoticed

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:50 (eleven years ago)

baked beans line at least as old as Johnny Carson on Chevy Chase

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)

yeah, that's what I was quoting

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)

thought you might know the source, good dr.

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)

medium talent post imo

― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 17:54 (eleven years ago)

glad to hear that i'm improving!

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)

but balls, i would go head-to-head with you in a heartbeat. just name the time and the cylindrical container or nutsack.

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)

bmw hq in munich, fifteen minutes from now

― balls, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)

lol

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:01 (eleven years ago)

this is an "i have ahot bass chick waiting in bed for me" level classic post and deserves not to go unnoticed

― mookieproof, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:16 (eleven years ago)

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)

reading this thread makes me feel world weary

― Aimless, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

did we ever find out whose sock was james franco?

i like(d) both mr que and waterface

― sarahell, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)

treeship is james franco
or james franco is treeship, I forget

― a strange man (mh), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

^ gets it

― Aimless, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

water, 'ship, down

― clouds, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

“If you don't love me, it does not matter, anyway I can love for both of us”

― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)

if mr que is posting here as someone else or just lurking, i want to belatedly apology that i kept calling him senor what -- it was a really tedious joke.

― sarahell, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

“Life is too short, and the time we waste in yawning never can be regained”

― ....... (waterface), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)

i like(d) both mr que and waterface

then at least in this instance you have a bad taste in posters

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)

i was legitimately out getting lunch and then going for a drive, but now i'm back

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)

what did you have for lunch?

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

i ordered a fried rice, egg roll, boneless spare ribs, and teriyaki from a place called the bamboo house.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

that is definitely legit

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

good stuff!

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)

i ate some of these
http://static.caloriecount.about.com/images/medium/superpretzel-softstix-soft-pretzels-92071.jpg

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:36 (eleven years ago)

gross dude

― marcos, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

down with soft pretzels, not cheese, but follow your bliss

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

"down" meaning i'm down, not down in the negative sense

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

box said "best by 10/11" but it's hard to imagine that they could have been any better

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)

hopefully for your sake that was october 11th and not october 2011

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

i'll pray for your health

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)

ha it was october 2011. i'm home for a wedding, and my parents have a freezer full of things like that. i think i'll be ok. we'll see!

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:41 (eleven years ago)

hope so, hope so

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

so what happens now?

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)

friday afternoon/weekend -- a lot fewer ppl are around. i have some clementines

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)

you ever get a batch of those that is just too sour to even eat?

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)

not recently at least!

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)

when it says "good until october 2011," rest assured it's good until october 2021. i am unanimous in this opinion.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)

believe in daniel. i do.

― markers, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)

hmmm. my last batch was that way. would sting your cuticles just to peel them.

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)

and daniel otm

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:53 (eleven years ago)

so what happens now?

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, May 2, 2014 3:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

another suitcase in another hall?

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

http://www.bristol247.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Evita.png

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)

don't care about whatever this is about but it's made me really pissed off that I can't remember the name of the garage rock band Mr. Que was in

they had a 'profile' or w/e, it wasn't an ilx thing

― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Friday, 2 May 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)

more like waterfaced

― ienjoyhotdogs, Saturday, May 3, 2014 12:15 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

A challenger appears

― 龜, Friday, 2 May 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

I really enjoyed this latest update

Thank you to all involved!

― 龜, Friday, 2 May 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

You know, the original Mr. Que and waterface both so lack a discernible posting style that when markers made the callout I had no trouble believing him

No need for a jaymc full body cavity search

― 龜, Friday, 2 May 2014 23:34 (eleven years ago)

I'm assuming you are making a joke abt the whole discernible posting style thing there because otherwise you are totally wrong on both accounts dude.

― ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Friday, 2 May 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

so nostalgia is the reason he hasn't been banned?

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)

I think he should be banned for that horribly formed "joke" about Libra.

― très hip (Treeship), Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

Also judging by the evidence jaymc assembled plus waterface's weird obsession with markers, I would be EXTREMELY surprised if he didn't turn out to be the same person as this Mr. Que.

― très hip (Treeship), Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:34 (eleven years ago)

how surprised did the sock make you treeship

― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)

A+ laconic condescension

― très hip (Treeship), Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

looking forward to you or james franco telling us more about posters from years past and whether they're legit

― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 May 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

lol

― Alvarius B. Goode (WilliamC), Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:14 (eleven years ago)

i dug james franco

― mattresslessness, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:25 (eleven years ago)

i like treeship, hope he sticks around

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)

me too

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:29 (eleven years ago)

agreed

― mattresslessness, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:30 (eleven years ago)

i think the board only benefits from treeship.

― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

i also like markers and hope he's on the up and up soon.

― mattresslessness, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:31 (eleven years ago)

lol 'mattresslessness'

― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:32 (eleven years ago)

xposts thanks dude!

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

(and i have been)

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:33 (eleven years ago)

james franco was bad but it seemed like someone was trying and i appreciated that.

― mattresslessness, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

oh god

― mattresslessness, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)

James Franco kinda ruined james franco's run

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

just stay outta the headlines dude srsly t'ship has a sock runnin here

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

treeship would be a perfectly fine (if emo <3) poster if he'd just fucking be real for once

― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:42 (eleven years ago)

if treeship really understood the blues

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

jefferson treeship

― flatizza (harbl), Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)

fucking amazing read, kudos to markers, plz go ham more often

A+ water-Que-ce outing

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 May 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)

yeah i'm sorry i've only just scrolled up, amazing. the truth is on your side, bubba.

― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

cannot believe that markers was bubba

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 3 May 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius)
Posted: May 2, 2014 at 8:22:25 PM
so nostalgia is the reason he hasn't been banned?

Wait why would he be banned? I never checked ips, because waterface never did anything bannable as far as I know, unless giving markers shit or making whiney irate is bannable these days, in which case ilx will just be markers and whiney. For the 30 seconds before both of those happen simultaneously.

― ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

i am ready to send him soup made of my bone marrow

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

This thread has gotten a lot less fun suddenly, but if there were joeks bruv that he made abt that, I will drop at least a temp banhammer right now, but I missed them.

― ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Saturday, 3 May 2014 05:22 (eleven years ago)

jjj i swear you really dropped the 'read every post, analyse and all/ban' mod imprimatur since getting that dog, stand down out of decency's sake man before someone has to do somethin crazy like idk take time outta their life to email you to get something done

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 May 2014 09:35 (eleven years ago)

why was que banned i forgot

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 3 May 2014 10:32 (eleven years ago)

unless giving markers shit or making whiney irate is bannable these days, in which case ilx will just be markers and whiney.

are you implying that everyone here gives me shit, because that is far from true

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 14:20 (eleven years ago)

i also don't care whether que is banned, i don't think i ever called for that, but what he did was a lot more than giving me shit

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 14:20 (eleven years ago)

can someone re-do this video based on this thread, markers as donald sutherland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSw9sjqYK_I

― socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 3 May 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)

[also why dont youtubes embed on ilx anymore]

― socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 3 May 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)

you left the s on https

― a strange man (mh), Saturday, 3 May 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)

it's 2014. urls have Ses after the http now.

― socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 3 May 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)

man yall take this internet real serious

― adam, Saturday, 3 May 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)

que was never banned, fyi

― ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Saturday, 3 May 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)

it's 2014. ilx posts should exist in the cloud. my ilx homepage should be an amalgamation of ilx highlights from around the cloud. Hoos otm'ing next to some J0rdan S. hyperbole. markers pulling the curtain on waterface next to some Karl anigifs. if pplains plays GTA, I need a text alert.

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 3 May 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

a follow poster feature that gives u a notification whenever that poster bumps a thread plz

― Mordy, Saturday, 3 May 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

Heh

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 May 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)

google should need to reorganize its datacenters to "handle ile's pizza topping poll networking features"

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 3 May 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)

Should be able to vote heartbleed on other posters

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 May 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

if pplains plays GTA, I need a text alert.

http://i.imgur.com/2h8zBr2.jpg

― pplains, Saturday, 3 May 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)

holy shit

― goole, Saturday, 3 May 2014 17:49 (eleven years ago)

very lol

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 3 May 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

I like markers, waterface, que, treeship, morbs, james franco. It sucks when people you like don't like each other!

― bamcquern, Saturday, 3 May 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

eh, matresslessness (aka Matt P) finds me so irritating that he can barely contain his desire to punch me verbally in the face. he's not alone. there seem to be at least three or four others who shoe this attitude from time to time. who knows why? it is just one of life's mysteries. it comes free with any internet forum participation.

― epoxy fule (Aimless), Saturday, 3 May 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

my, aimless; true.

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

alright, here are two posts from this thread:

look at your dn
― markers, Friday, May 2, 2014 12:01 PM (Yesterday)

That was from a post you said about me
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, May 2, 2014 12:01 PM

the post he's referring to:

that may or may not be true, but you don't know anything about technology
― markers, Wednesday, April 23, 2014 10:13 AM

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

now let's turn the clock back three years

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

me to que:

quit stalking me, shithead
― markers, Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:17 PM

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

goddamn it. scratch that post.

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

wow that didn't work out the way i wanted it to

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

get a new joke
― Mr. Que, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:53 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
stalk someone else, shithead
― markers, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:56 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol, not stalking you bro
― Mr. Que, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:58 PM

and then his dn:

y
― quit stalking me shithead (Mr. Que), Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:14 PM

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

think you and jaymc have done an nice job laying out the evidence. now - will there be a confession? will waterface disappear and replaced with the return of the prodigal Que?

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

so it just so happens that the two dudes have interests in common, both have mentioned the same david foster wallace story and don delillo novel, both have taken things i've directed at them and made them display names, mr. que stopped posting forever on 4/25/2013 and waterface started posting on 5/16/2013, both like to obsessively go after me

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

xpost

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

the gumbo powder has hit the broth, hence thickening it

― epoxy fule (Aimless), Saturday, 3 May 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)

finally, jjjusten said:

unless giving markers shit or making whiney irate is bannable these days

a lot of people give a lot of people shit on ilx. that's part of the game. but what this dude has done since 2010 has gone way, way beyond that. he has repeatedly come after me repeatedly in a way that i consider to be completely inappropriate. and i think if you really decided to waste an afternoon or weekend going through his interactions with me, there'd be a good chance you'd come down on my side. i don't care if anyone here thinks i have been ridiculous over the past day and a half, because i haven't been. sometimes enough's enough. and i've had enough.

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

repeatedly repeatedly.

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

actually, unless i've got this wrong, both times he took something i said and kinda changed it then made it his dn

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)

idk that new display name seems like a passive-aggressive dig after you were actively aggressive? Maybe in response to te same, but sheesh.

― a strange man (mh), Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

you should definitely defend him

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

congrats to anyone who gives into his disinformation campaign too

― markers, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

That is definitely not what I am getting at... baiting you into aggression and then making it a display name to irk you is bad?

― a strange man (mh), Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)

I really think he's been very passive-aggressive in a way that gets your goat and it's a bad look but... have you looked for patterns where he's been a dick consistently to others? I think that exists, too.

― a strange man (mh), Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:18 (eleven years ago)

it's true that most posters who are dicks are dicks to more than one poster

― sarahell, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)

he does post a lot on the politics threads like Mr Que did, and also tends to mock/poke fun a lot at Morbius like Que did, although to be fair, that's a rodeo with a lot of participants

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:29 (eleven years ago)

"a rodeo with a lot of participants." ha!

― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

good phrase.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 3 May 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

also both are heavily into Bob Dylan, and share similar opinions on his oeuvre:

Mr. Que wrote this on thread New Bob Dylan album "Together Through Life" - anticipation thread on board I Love Music on Apr 30, 2009

i really feel like "minor" Dylan should be reserved for stuff like Oh Mercy or Under the Red Sky, that sort of thing.

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface) wrote this on thread It's a Wonder We Can Even POLL Ourselves: The Bob dang Dylan Thread for Nominating, Balloting, Competing, Beating, Cheating, Mistreating and Talking That the Heat Put Plants in the Beds, But ... on board I Love Music on Apr 28, 2014

also as side-note i never understood how anyone could reasonably call self-portrait the "worst dylan album" while overlooking the shit like down in the groove

exactly. or oh mercy

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)

sorry about that horrible formatting. more links:

Mr. Que wrote this on thread bob dylan, "good as i been to you" and "world gone wrong" - c or d on board I Love Music on Sep 13, 2009

I kinda think World Gone Wrong is as good as Blood on The Tracks?

then waterface sez:

World Gone Wrong slays

― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Monday, April 28, 2014 3:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)

waterface was built to withstand a 2000 degree fire

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)

haha

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:17 (eleven years ago)

ok there's no way Que isn't waterface:

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que) wrote this on thread Bob Dylan Books S/D on board I Love Music on Nov 5, 2009

oh the Sloman one is awesome

and then....

two of Dylan's most trusted friends — Larry "Ratso" Sloman…

i dunno, does that sound like a guy to trust

― j., Wednesday, July 17, 2013 4:15 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.amazon.com/Road-Bob-Dylan-Larry-Sloman/dp/1400045967

― waterface, Wednesday, July 17, 2013 6:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

i'm awful at formatting. the "and then" is delineating the break between the first and second post

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

this is getting really funny!

― sarahell, Saturday, 3 May 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)

j0rdan otm tho

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

srsly no way he's not mr que and i feel like a waterface comeback in the same "wtf youre crazy i dont even know who mr que is" style is now impossible

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:41 (eleven years ago)

Let's all applaud politely for nick b's 'hoisted by his own que-fart' line

― 龜, Sunday, 4 May 2014 00:43 (eleven years ago)

Markers the MVP for his diligence.

― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 May 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)

wild applauso

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 4 May 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

does anyone know who ienjoyhotdogs is?

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120711224944/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/a/ab/Hot_Dog_Knights_Group.png

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 19:42 (eleven years ago)

ah yes amanda bynes (strokes chin) formally inventive selfies (strokes chin) serious use of contrast and flash (strokes chin) extremely "close-up" (strokes penis) indiscernable features (strokes balls) performance artist (strokes taint) (ejaculates)
― ienjoyhotdogs, Friday, April 26, 2013 10:06 PM

*STROKES BEARD*
― idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Friday, May 2, 2014 11:54 AM

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

lolz

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:01 (eleven years ago)

waterface and Treeship, more like wasteofspace and Tweeshit
― ienjoyhotdogs, Thursday, July 11, 2013 5:46 PM

i am waterface
― ienjoyhotdogs, Monday, July 15, 2013 4:23 PM

more like waterfaced
― ienjoyhotdogs, Friday, May 2, 2014 12:15 PM

more like whataphase(mr.queisgoingthrough)
― ienjoyhotdogs, Friday, May 2, 2014 12:20 PM

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

more like 'this is farty'
― ienjoyhotdogs, Monday, April 15, 2013 1:58 PM

more like magna farta holey fail
― ienjoyhotdogs, Monday, June 17, 2013 2:23 PM

more like fartcade dire
― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, September 11, 2013 3:55 PM

more like fartcade dire
― ienjoyhotdogs, Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:19 PM

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)

the big reveal here is that markers is waterface

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)

no, the big reveal is that you are markers

― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

shh im setting it up

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

Hey markers. Listen, I know you're happy to have people on your side about the waterface thing, but it's probably time to chill out about it. Whether or not waterface is who you think he is, he seems to have gotten off your back, AFAIK, which was your real gripe. You continuing to dig and dig in on him is not a good look.

― how's life, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)

you didn't tell him to stop in 2010, i'm not stopping now

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

so go away

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

LOL no.

― how's life, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)

sorry markers we are not currently accepting audition tapes for the internet hardman thread

― ohhhh lorde 2pac big please mansplain to this sucker (jjjusten), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)

this markers grudge... is permanent

http://i.imgur.com/J1OV5kA.jpg

― bnw, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

nice

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:23 (eleven years ago)

listened to world gone wrong last night as i was falling asleep, dreamt i was waterface

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

or was dlh the dream?

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/067/4/0/link_and_the_wind_fish_by_sangel99-d4qzsbg.jpg

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:26 (eleven years ago)

^^^ gets it

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)

did I ever mention I got about an hour into a web browser extension that'd list possible other display names for users next to posts? problem being that it was only learning post style from threads I went to because I didn't feel like datamining ilx

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

hahaha.

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

did it work at all?

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)

like I said, I put an hour into it and didn't finish anything

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:41 (eleven years ago)

maybe if it's rainy sometime this week and I am not sitting on the porch drinking negronis

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)

WHOIS: negronis

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

i don't drink so i don't even know what that is

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)

1/3 campari, 1/3 gin, 1/3 sweet vermouth

it's really hard to drink enough of them to get drunk, I will tell you that

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

once you've has a negroni, you never go back

― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

darragh just changed my life with that image

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

ex-bartender so i was being facetious as per ?negroni? but that is a drink of people who like to be a bit blitzed without fear of getting smashed, yes
spectacularly unpleasant tasting imo

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

(a lot of places around here are serving them in glasses that have had absinthe swirled in them, which rules)

― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:49 (eleven years ago)

i had like half a corona at the border cafe in hs in 2009

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

how do you go to the Border and not get a margarita

― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

I wonder if swirling pernod would have a similar effect

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)

did I mention I still have a lot of random-ass liquor available after my cocktail party? I really should make a list and have ilx concoct drinks

not jjj/fluffy bear-style though

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

i got so excited between your first and 2nd lines there

― goole, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)

negronis are great

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)

ok, in that style, I give up

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

jabronis, however

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)

every time i've had one i've felt on the verge of liking it with about 1/4 left

― goole, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

... xp

― goole, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

i live to serve, hoos

i got campari left over after a cocktail party, it will never be done, stuff is awful

and the taste is essentially undilutable afaict, if a shark can hone in on a drop of blood in a million, a bottle of this shit would clear the ocean swiftish

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)

I was thirsty for a drink a few weeks back and all I could find was sweet vermouth and bitters. Let me just say, a manhattan sure tastes a lot better with the whiskey in.

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)

as does coffee, lemee tell you there's a mistake i wont make again in a hurry

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

i had a jabroni at a cocktail party once and let me tell you

he could not smell what was cookin

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

that got weird at the end

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:02 (eleven years ago)

how was the middle part for you?

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)

Jabroni
A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)

i am mr. que

― ienjoyhotdogs, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

i'm not a fucking hot dog what the fuck

― ....... (waterface), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)

i'm looking forward to the reveal that waterface is markers

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

has cankles wandered off or is he embroiled in this?

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)

the former, unfortunately. last time i checked at least

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)

i'm not sure i blame him

― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

the big reveal here is that markers is waterface
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, May 6, 2014 1:09 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm looking forward to the reveal that waterface is markers
― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, May 6, 2014 2:08 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hmmmmmmmmmm

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)

curiouser and curiouser

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:39 (eleven years ago)

ienjoyhotdogs operates at a much higher level than waterface

― 龜, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)

ienjoyhotdogs made an appearance on the chicago thread today after its name was invoked

― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

"its"?

― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)

i don't think it's a real person so i don't give gender to socks! sorry!

― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)

socks aren't vegetables man they should be wiped out

― denial plan (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)

also i assume that ienjoyhotdogs is a straight up monster so yeah
its

― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:47 (eleven years ago)

gender-less socks.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:48 (eleven years ago)

http://3.imimg.com/data3/YO/WV/MY-919214/unisex-socks-class-250x250.jpg

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)

i liked ienjoyhotdogs more when he was called money ma$e

― très hip (Treeship), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

fully support not recognising sock gender/humanity, call for more pro-active mod action on socks, favour troops on ground in COGH

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)

this is all confusing. markers is another ilxor from a while ago, whose name escapes me.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)

ienjoyienjoyhotdogs

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:56 (eleven years ago)

ienjoyhotdogs seems pretty in tune with its socksuality

― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:56 (eleven years ago)

ke$highway

― Mordy, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:56 (eleven years ago)

fully support not recognising sock gender/humanity, call for more pro-active mod action on socks, favour troops on ground in COGH

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Wednesday, May 7, 2014 7:51 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

I support darraghmac, it makes a good point

― 龜, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)

I like hot dogs! How many of you enjoy hot dogs?
I love to dip hot dogs in milk!
Yummy!
Do you guys have weird food variations?
― Trish, Monday, 29 March 2004 17:32 (10 years ago) Permalink
I can't believe it's not Bryan!
― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 29 March 2004 17:36 (10 years ago) Permalink
This is about titfucking, isn't it?
― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 29 March 2004 17:37 (10 years ago) Permalink
ha ha dipping hot dogs in milk make my dirty mind stop
xpost
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 29 March 2004 17:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)

where am i

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)

I support darraghmac, it makes a good point

irl lols

― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)

this is all confusing. markers is another ilxor from a while ago, whose name escapes me.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 7:55 PM

they're kidding, i think. some of them are. three handclaps, kshighway, kshighway1, ksh.

― markers, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)

that's all? i must be confusing you with someone else.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

all that i remember

― markers, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

eh. i'm old, and the memory tends to go first.

― Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

i've been markers since mid-2010.

― markers, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)

markers IS waterface
waterface IS markers
....

http://i52.tinypic.com/211mcxy.jpg

― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)

once you've has a negroni, you never go back

― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, May 7, 2014 6:47 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― estela, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:22 (eleven years ago)

cankles was posting a month or so ago

― Gritty Shakur (sic), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

coincidence? OR NOT

― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

why y'all even bringing cankles into this watership treefall biz.

― pplains, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:18 (eleven years ago)

leave me out of it too

― soxahatchee (Treeship), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:26 (eleven years ago)

I felt bad, I kind of was mean to cankles

I know how that sounds, but still...

― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:46 (eleven years ago)

what happened to cankles?

― ksh, Friday, 19 March 2010 18:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

what did he do to get the permaban?

― ksh, Friday, 19 March 2010 18:15 (4 years ago) Permalink

he loved, ksh

― 12 monkeys of sex (acoleuthic), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

he loved

― 12 monkeys of sex (acoleuthic), Friday, 19 March 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

he farted

― Mr. Que, Friday, 19 March 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

― ksh, Friday, 19 March 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

blap

― Mr. Que, Friday, 19 March 2010 18:16 (4 years ago) Permalink

― bamcquern, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:53 (eleven years ago)

― markers, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rL2VKml.jpg

― pplains, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:01 (eleven years ago)

hahaha. (i have an apple video playing in another tab.)

― markers, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

that was good tho

― markers, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 02:03 (eleven years ago)

Οὖτις?

― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:57 (eleven years ago)

check the other thread

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:14 (eleven years ago)

thanks!

― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:28 (eleven years ago)

What do we know about mh?

― wins, Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)

what do you want to know?

― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)

It's no fun if you just tell us

― wins, Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)

lives in Iowa, has a cat, semi-annually has a cocktail party with top shelf liquor, was engaged to a crazy person

― sarahell, Thursday, 15 May 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)

man yall take this internet real serious
― adam, Saturday, May 3, 2014 4:59 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― famous instagram God (waterface), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

i'm down with mh

― markers, Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

that's a few pieces of the puzzle, sure

― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)

i never knew about his engagement to a crazy person!

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)

that was a very long time ago, I'm much better now

― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:08 (eleven years ago)

i think it is reflected in the dating and relationship advice he gives others

― sarahell, Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:23 (eleven years ago)

be chill, know yourself, don't put up w/shit, live life to its fullest imo

― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)

word

― famous instagram God (waterface), Thursday, 15 May 2014 19:44 (eleven years ago)

Not such a strange man anymore, thx!

― wins, Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

also rly envy your techno boat excursion adventure, that's my stuff

― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)

who is wins

― goole, Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:21 (eleven years ago)

wins is british and likes a lot of music that imago hates

― sarahell, Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)

he enjoys tracks by the band clean bandit, not yet clear whether he also enjoys albums by this band

― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

also he has good hair

― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

did wins use to post as someone else

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

i don't think so

― sarahell, Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)

so what you're saying is, he has a perfect record...

― goole, Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

― wins, Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)

too subtle?

― goole, Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)

"because it's all wins"

― goole, Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)

wins is like half spanish or something

― verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Thursday, 15 May 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)

lol fu

― wins, Thursday, 15 May 2014 21:05 (eleven years ago)

wins probably has some of the best puns and jokes of nü-ILX ... and putdowns too

― 龜, Friday, 16 May 2014 00:26 (eleven years ago)

wins is british and likes a lot of music that imago hates

― sarahell, Thursday, May 15, 2014 4:27 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

EVERYBODY likes a lot of music that imago hates tho

― some dude, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

My tastes overlap with imago's a fair bit I think! It's true I like a lot of music that probably is quite boring, or I like it for boring reasons.

xp really? I never thought of myself as being about putdowns. I've snapped at a couple of people I think but I'm pretty genial on the whole. Certainly not tryna be a "hardman". It's true about the jokes tho

― wins, Friday, 16 May 2014 10:02 (eleven years ago)

ken c's punmaster belt has definitely passed over, although dmac might cavil

― verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Friday, 16 May 2014 10:22 (eleven years ago)

I think by nü-ilx he meant "new posters" rather than "current era" tbf, which prob makes it faint praise but

― wins, Friday, 16 May 2014 10:46 (eleven years ago)

I don't cavil on my days off but got no beef abt wins being in or around the podium

― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Friday, 16 May 2014 11:00 (eleven years ago)

You'll need at least a half dozen years more before you even approach NickB

― 龜, Friday, 16 May 2014 11:16 (eleven years ago)

Yeah I think it's generally agreed nick = pundun

He also lives in Brighton and likes Wiremag type music, just to get thread back on track

― wins, Friday, 16 May 2014 12:10 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/rBkFb3S.jpg

^ NickB at a young age

re: putdowns, I still think about (and have yet to use irl) the one where you were like, unlike you I am capable of holding two thoughts in my head at the same time

― 龜, Friday, 16 May 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

haha amazing burn

― caek, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:11 (eleven years ago)

wait i thought it was "incapable"

― caek, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:11 (eleven years ago)

Maybe that's a zing on me ;_;

― 龜, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

i wouldn't use either versions of that zing irl. it's not very good?

― Mordy, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:23 (eleven years ago)

everyone on this thread seems capable

― famous instagram God (waterface), Friday, 16 May 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)

I don't remember saying that! Sounds like a context-specific remark rather than an all-purpose zing tho?

― wins, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:50 (eleven years ago)

Also why would claiming I was mentally incapable be a zing on someone else, that makes no sense caek

― wins, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:51 (eleven years ago)

"i for one am mentally incapable of eroticizing the children's cartoon Transformers"

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 May 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)

your loss

― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Friday, 16 May 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)

;_; wins was right

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 May 2014 15:03 (eleven years ago)

i forgot who 0w3n P. is and wanna remember because i wanna tell dude how much i'm enjoying the new album

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)

glad you like it

― famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)

dear god

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)

Psst, forks, over here

― Pentatonic's Rendezvous Band (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)

ah thanks.

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, May 6, 2014 4:38 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

PLZ POST A LINK TO YR KICKSTARTER

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

also scraping ilx wld not be that hard dont be a baby abt this

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)

difficulty and urge to overwhelm procrastination are not the same thing

― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

this is important plz attempt to pull yrself together for the betterment of humanity

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

finally a calling in life

― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)

remember when everyone thought i was gabbneb

― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:24 (eleven years ago)

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:25 (eleven years ago)

who are you

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:27 (eleven years ago)

who is anyone

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)

namaste

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)

hoos is anyone

― lag∞n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)

your infinity in hoos is the reality in hoos

― sarahell, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:29 (eleven years ago)

we're all stoned

― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, May 21, 2014 5:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 18:29 (eleven years ago)

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhu9qumf0N1qejbiro1_500.jpg

― pplains, Saturday, 24 May 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)

three months pass...

nova

― k3vin k., Sunday, 21 September 2014 02:47 (ten years ago)

racoon tanuki

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 18:44 (ten years ago)

benbbag

― 💻 👀 (am0n), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:01 (ten years ago)

resolc kool

― Mordy, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:02 (ten years ago)

ikunat noocar?

― sarahell, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:09 (ten years ago)

nissan suzuki?

― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:10 (ten years ago)

i think ikunat noocar is legit newb

― Mordy, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:12 (ten years ago)

probs a lurker who can *~~~no longer remain silent~~~*

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:20 (ten years ago)

not enough of a lurker to learn the pronouns of ilx's most controversial posters

― Mordy, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:21 (ten years ago)

what is Racoon Tanuki 'about'?

― macho nonreal (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:21 (ten years ago)

Truth

― ILX preorders SPYRO for Playstation (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 20:22 (ten years ago)

The Complainte of Ray Tabano

― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 18:55 (ten years ago)

Crazy Raymond

― how's life, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 18:57 (ten years ago)

aggro dullard is such a figure of an older or at least less frequented internet to me, i get a nostalgic vibe, like old pictures of times square

― goole, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 18:58 (ten years ago)

Iran Tuna Cook
No Oak Car Unit
Rack Tau Onion
U&K Coot A Nairn

― example (crüt), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 19:06 (ten years ago)

Iran Tuna Cook seems like a safe bet

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:31 (ten years ago)

but I can cook a tuna!!

― Ѿ (imago), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:32 (ten years ago)

only on a pizza apparently

― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:48 (ten years ago)

was gonna selfclown there but thought I'd give someone else the honour

― Ѿ (imago), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:50 (ten years ago)

'lj eats wacky pizza' is the bacon of ilx

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 20:51 (ten years ago)

are Noel Emits and Chimp Arsons the same poster, MEWONDERS

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Sunday, 28 September 2014 13:29 (ten years ago)

gonna tentatively welcome pfunkboy home whichever of them he is

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Sunday, 28 September 2014 20:26 (ten years ago)

have my suspicions about the other but they can't be voiced

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Sunday, 28 September 2014 20:28 (ten years ago)

just write it down in the add a post box

― lag∞n, Sunday, 28 September 2014 20:38 (ten years ago)

p obv who chimps is imo

― zero content albums (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 September 2014 20:57 (ten years ago)

well yeah but it can't be said

― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Sunday, 28 September 2014 21:07 (ten years ago)

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/multimedia/archive/00431/132221740__431260c.jpg

― Chimp Arsons, Monday, 29 September 2014 06:04 (ten years ago)

Bang goes my theory

― Onan Pullett (wins), Monday, 29 September 2014 15:37 (ten years ago)

the bacon of ilx was gear's roommate

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:19 (ten years ago)

ps rox lol @ u dn rn

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:36 (ten years ago)

Last Dorke post:

online hardman wrote this on thread iced coffee on board I Love Everything on Sep 23, 2014
Have you tried politesly asking for no sugar?

Earliest RT post:

Raccoon Tanuki wrote this on thread Death Grips on board I Love Music on Jun 10, 2014
The live show I saw them do at Primavera last year was the highlight of the year musically for me. It helped that people were into it and not just standing and staring. This new one still settling in. Sounds good. Trying hard not to compare to Money Store (failing)

― 龜, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:38 (ten years ago)

lol I just did that

― Onan Pullett (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:39 (ten years ago)

crossfadin the socks

― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:52 (ten years ago)

sockmatching

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:52 (ten years ago)

sockimorphs

― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:56 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/VOvqFh1.jpg

― 龜, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:57 (ten years ago)

crossfading socks is a wise tactic but the overlap has to be lengthy and thats nearly impossible to keep up

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 20:59 (ten years ago)

i doubt w.d. has the motivation or acting skill to pull off r.t.

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:06 (ten years ago)

definitely two different people, you guys are high off your own sock fumes

― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:10 (ten years ago)

http://www.twooldguys.com/Ecology/NicheOverlap.gif

― GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:11 (ten years ago)

it was a beautiful dream

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:15 (ten years ago)

dwight yorke revealing himself to be a supremely talented creator by inventing and inhabiting a goon frankenstein + starting cringebeef with d-40 to boot

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:19 (ten years ago)

brah goon kabuki

― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:28 (ten years ago)

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:29 (ten years ago)

I still believe

― zero content albums (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:35 (ten years ago)

and i. i am the sock salieri *weeps*

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:36 (ten years ago)

who the hell is chimp arsons btw

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:37 (ten years ago)

dy definitely

― zero content albums (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:38 (ten years ago)

unfortunately what I have called soccams razor applies in 99% of cases although it's nice to pretend these people are more interesting than they are for awhile

― please delete outrageous tanuki crappyposter (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:40 (ten years ago)

that is literally how i get through every day

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:41 (ten years ago)

has anyone stolen this dn yet?

― brah goon kabuki (sleeve), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:47 (ten years ago)

oh I see Rev beat me

― sleeve, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:47 (ten years ago)

chimp arsons as I intimated above is the actor who plays sheldon in the situation comedy "the big bang theory"

― please delete outrageous tanuki crappyposter (wins), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 21:52 (ten years ago)

brah goon kabuki

― john wahey (NickB), Tuesday, September 30, 2014 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a fantastic post

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 20:42 (ten years ago)

dwight yorke revealing himself to be a supremely talented creator by inventing and inhabiting a goon frankenstein + starting cringebeef with d-40 to boot

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, September 30, 2014 4:19 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wtf i have no beef with raccoon tanaki

i do suspect him of sockism though

― deej loaf (D-40), Sunday, 5 October 2014 18:28 (ten years ago)

anyway get up off my nuts

― deej loaf (D-40), Sunday, 5 October 2014 18:29 (ten years ago)

you wish loser

― mattresslessness, Sunday, 5 October 2014 19:14 (ten years ago)

who u/i dont know u

― deej loaf (D-40), Sunday, 5 October 2014 19:43 (ten years ago)

*clinks bottles*

beef
beef
beef
beef

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 6 October 2014 03:09 (ten years ago)

everything

― the ﬁnal twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 October 2014 19:16 (ten years ago)

Re-Make/Re-Model

― sarahell, Monday, 13 October 2014 19:51 (ten years ago)

a mod

― Treeship, Monday, 13 October 2014 19:53 (ten years ago)

DL xp

― k3vin k., Monday, 13 October 2014 19:53 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

quarter pound cronenburger

― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 2 November 2014 16:27 (ten years ago)

it will have been speculated

― pecker shrivellage (imago), Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:15 (ten years ago)

^ haven't seen this guys posts where are they?

― 龜, Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:28 (ten years ago)

username search cronenburger

― pecker shrivellage (imago), Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:29 (ten years ago)

http://www.ibeauty7-11.com/product-info.asp?id=98

― Chetniks in Šumadija kill a Partisan through heart extraction.jpg (nakhchivan), Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:37 (ten years ago)

username search cronenburger

No I mean 'it will have been speculated'

― 龜, Sunday, 2 November 2014 20:38 (ten years ago)

xp felt like there was a difference in tone which kinda threw me but am probably giving this more consideration than necessary

― well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:16 (ten years ago)

lol 'fashion queen'

mentions an ex-bf & dorke was a str8 guy so there's either subterfuge here or the hunt goes on

― pecker shrivellage (imago), Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:18 (ten years ago)

maybe it's your ex?

― sarahell, Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:30 (ten years ago)

might fp u for that, also hide under a bed forever

― pecker shrivellage (imago), Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:31 (ten years ago)

you can f my p anytime m8

― sarahell, Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:32 (ten years ago)

fuck my pom?

― individual meta dater (wins), Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:33 (ten years ago)

happy reading, dearest ex! <3

― pecker shrivellage (imago), Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:33 (ten years ago)

I am in awe

― sarahell, Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:33 (ten years ago)

you can f my p anytime m8

aww

― mookieproof, Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:46 (ten years ago)

benbbag is balls, we can finally agree

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:46 (ten years ago)

clearly works for the guvmint or the Democrax, more of a wonk than gabbneb

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:47 (ten years ago)

i wox bon 2 supot democrax.
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― individual meta dater (wins), Sunday, 2 November 2014 23:51 (ten years ago)

Is I M Losted a recycled poster? Most consistently entertaining and indecipherable gibberish in a long time, Mount Cleaners-esque.

― Pict in a blanket (WilliamC), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 16:58 (ten years ago)

think you've answered your own qn

― imago, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 17:07 (ten years ago)

enbbag is balls, we can finally agree

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, November 2, 2014 6:46 PM (2 days ago)

uhhh dude. i'll give you one more guess

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 November 2014 17:11 (ten years ago)

oh ok i didn't see your next post. but it's gabbneb i think

― k3vin k., Tuesday, 4 November 2014 17:12 (ten years ago)

ENBBag

― imago, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 17:15 (ten years ago)

ballsbag

― mary nobody (soref), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 17:17 (ten years ago)

I'm Facebook friends with Gabbneb and can assure you all he's from Knoxville.

― pplains, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 17:27 (ten years ago)

lol

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:03 (ten years ago)

― 龜, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:04 (ten years ago)

what's going on here ._.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:35 (ten years ago)

I thought it was gabbneb too.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:35 (ten years ago)

"ENBB Bag" could be sung to the tune of AC/DC Bag, a song by Phish, whose concerts Gabbneb has been known to attend.

― how's life, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:41 (ten years ago)

Please never associate me with Phish in any way ever again. I thank you in advance.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 14:42 (ten years ago)

(I was thinking the same thing I'm so sorry)

― carl agatha, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:00 (ten years ago)

all the ban gabbneb threads are locked :(

― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:01 (ten years ago)

who is gabbneb?

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:12 (ten years ago)

the "ban gabbneb" threads sum it up nicely

― sleeve, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:14 (ten years ago)

he went nuts over this one pictures of people who are not gabbneb

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 16:09 (ten years ago)

wonderful thread btw

― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:04 (ten years ago)

I'm Facebook friends with Gabbneb and can assure you all he's from Knoxville.

― pplains, Tuesday, November 4, 2014 5:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Wednesday, November 5, 2014 2:03 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i did lol

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:34 (ten years ago)

i read a ban gabbneb thread and i learned that gabbneb a) does not like jersey b) is known to have claimed to earn a sick salary c) maybe lives in the upper east side of manhattan and d) boasts about having 'pulled hotter girls' than someone

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:45 (ten years ago)

we should not all be judged by our ban threads

― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:47 (ten years ago)

lol

― how's life, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:47 (ten years ago)

^ Feels like a deep truth that only a few on this board can partake in

― 龜, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:47 (ten years ago)

still right up there in the google results, rollin' hated

― imago, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:49 (ten years ago)

btw Sufjan, you should step up your campaigning on your own personal ban thread. you'll never get darraghmac back at this rate.

― how's life, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:53 (ten years ago)

prety sure WmC's upthread guess was on the nose

― mh, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:56 (ten years ago)

xp yeah, i ran out of steam pretty quickly. i can't seem to do anything to get banned around here.

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:56 (ten years ago)

do hope for darraghmac's return, though

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:58 (ten years ago)

not your fault, it's voter apathy. if people knew what a gift they had they'd be flagging your post night and day.

― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:59 (ten years ago)

i can't seem to do anything to get banned around here.

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, November 5, 2014 6:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

slipped you a FP. good luck buddy.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 November 2014 22:34 (ten years ago)

you are a kind hoos, ty

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 November 2014 22:54 (ten years ago)

Is I M Losted a recycled poster? Most consistently entertaining and indecipherable gibberish in a long time, Mount Cleaners-esque.

yeah given some things Ive just seen, this. k3rry?

― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Friday, 14 November 2014 02:20 (ten years ago)

― sleeve, Friday, 14 November 2014 04:52 (ten years ago)

moneyma$e has returned but he is a normal poster now, sharing his views on pynchon novels. if you've forgotten, he had a brief career as a troll last year. here are some of his greatest hits.

moneyma$e wrote this on thread what are you into right now? on board I Love Everything on Dec 10, 2012
free clinics
moneyma$e wrote this on thread This is the thread where the lurkers say hello on board I Love Everything on Dec 10, 2012
what's up fags
moneyma$e wrote this on thread pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to live on board I Love Everything on Dec 12, 2012
http://youtu.be/gwIRoxI2mlM
moneyma$e wrote this on thread This is the thread where the lurkers say hello on board I Love Everything on Dec 29, 2012
i'm back. what's up homos
moneyma$e wrote this on thread This is the thread where the lurkers say hello on board I Love Everything on Dec 29, 2012
looks like there's some serious shit going on here, i'm out
moneyma$e wrote this on thread ITT: Tell The Moon To Fuck Off on board I Love Everything on May 17, 2013
fuck the moon. the sun's what it's all about.
moneyma$e wrote this on thread BREAKING: ilxor.com to be acquired by Yahoo! Inc. on board I Love Everything on May 17, 2013
urbanbabby in jewland
moneyma$e wrote this on thread friday night on board I Love Everything on Aug 31, 2013
i've beaten my dick to a pulp. now to drfink some beer

he posted like three or four other things like that too before his re-emergence, which was inaugurated with this post.

moneyma$e wrote this on thread Adult Swim OPO on board I Love Everything on Nov 10, 2014
Watching this blow up is pretty interesting. This thing is like, almost a decade after Wonder Showzen, Xavier: Renegade Angel, and Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, all which tread pretty similar ground, but were way more inventive and wild imo. Too Many Cooks is like a watered down, dumbed down version of those shows ... it's like watching a bell curve in action--shift the creative, intelligent "out there" shit closer to the middle of the curve, and you start to hit a sweet spot with the masses.

who is this mysterious man?

― Treeship, Sunday, 23 November 2014 04:32 (ten years ago)

kudos on tracking down a reasonable sock

― mookieproof, Sunday, 23 November 2014 04:36 (ten years ago)

he cares too much, no shame in that

― alomar lines (anky), Sunday, 23 November 2014 09:36 (ten years ago)

fuck the moon. the sun's what it's all about.

hard to argue with

― lag∞n, Sunday, 23 November 2014 19:45 (ten years ago)

also hardly trolling the ITT: Tell The Moon To Fuck Off thread

― why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Sunday, 23 November 2014 19:47 (ten years ago)

Raccoon Tanuki?

― deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 1 December 2014 13:24 (ten years ago)

I have theories but can't quite put my finger on it for sure

― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 1 December 2014 14:49 (ten years ago)

if it turns out he's Treeship I'm throwing them both out the airlock

― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 1 December 2014 14:50 (ten years ago)

have never felt so disconnected from the ilx hive mind as i do when it comes to everyone giving a shit about this poster

― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Monday, 1 December 2014 15:07 (ten years ago)

Any poster who talks about Chief Keef, D-40 has to get to the bottom of

― 龜, Monday, 1 December 2014 15:16 (ten years ago)

very clever reference to deej liking chief keef, nice work

he posts in all the goon threads gr8080 ... his interest in keef is p marginal when compared w his opinion4u on migos, travis scott, et al

― deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 1 December 2014 16:09 (ten years ago)

fascinating, tell me more

― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Monday, 1 December 2014 16:13 (ten years ago)

his opinions are like titchyschneider's or geir hongros in that they seem particularly aimed at torturing the sensibilities & tastes of goon thread regulars, executed w/ a detachment that makes one suspect intentional troll maneuvers, if you dont get it i dont know what to tell you

― deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 1 December 2014 16:16 (ten years ago)

how infuriating!

― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Monday, 1 December 2014 16:23 (ten years ago)

i am mostly bored by RT than anything else

― marcos, Monday, 1 December 2014 16:24 (ten years ago)

I only found out who he was when he just started shitting on a couple threads I read.

― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 1 December 2014 16:25 (ten years ago)

i dont think anyone is INFURIATED lol

― deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 1 December 2014 16:25 (ten years ago)

who is he mh

― why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Monday, 1 December 2014 16:26 (ten years ago)

I mean I only found out about RT's existence

I do not know who he is for sure

― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 1 December 2014 16:32 (ten years ago)

he's darramouss

― kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, 1 December 2014 17:22 (ten years ago)

he is tal bachman

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 December 2014 17:38 (ten years ago)

He's so high.

― Your Soup Is Inside Me (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 December 2014 17:38 (ten years ago)

is he johnny ray?

― kobaïas fünke (clouds), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:12 (ten years ago)

Who wants to know?

― Your Soup Is Inside Me (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:15 (ten years ago)

I figured it was someone who's normally pretty goofy acting "smart" and failing to get what actually makes for an interesting poster

― valleys of your mind (mh), Monday, 1 December 2014 18:21 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

is veronica moser thee veronica moser?

― wank anything you feel like wanking (rip van wanko), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:24 (ten years ago)

no.

― how's life, Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:33 (ten years ago)

I mean, it's been discussed before somewhere on ilx, but god knows I'm not going looking for it.

― how's life, Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:35 (ten years ago)

not a woman either iirc

― groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:36 (ten years ago)

this is heartbreaking

― wank anything you feel like wanking (rip van wanko), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:38 (ten years ago)

Now you know how it felt when we discovered that you aren't the real rip van wanko.

― What We Talk About When We Talk About Talking About Talking (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:40 (ten years ago)

i sensed ilx was souring on 'Nude Spock' so

― wank anything you feel like wanking (rip van wanko), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:43 (ten years ago)

veronica moser is an editor of some publication iirc?

― Tanukious D' (wins), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:55 (ten years ago)

ilxor veronica moser, that is, not soi-disant scat-whore veronica moser

― Tanukious D' (wins), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:55 (ten years ago)

rightio then

― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Thursday, 15 January 2015 21:22 (ten years ago)

been catching up with the tracks and albums polls after the fact but the guy with an identical posting style to pfunkboy who keeps chiming in with generic 'i sure do hate this indie' posts is adding a lot to the rollout

― hot takes: audit in progress (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 13:45 (ten years ago)

liberals, we must not turn back the clock to the heinous days of 1991

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 21:45 (ten years ago)

haha wait wrong thread

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 21:45 (ten years ago)

Lol mencap otm

― o.m.g. lol @ hurt butt (wins), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 21:55 (ten years ago)

strychnine wrote this on thread ILM's Top 77 Albums of 2014 on board I Love Music on 27-Jan-2015

Name and shame the voters.

Cosmic Slop wrote this on thread ILM's Top 77 Tracks of 2014 on board I Love Music on 23-Jan-2015

I mean the whole idea of polls is p silly like the conceit that OK for real out of 7 billion ppl and countless cultures etc etc r of the best 77 individual songs made by humans on earth were on the new Taylor Swift album that even her supporters seem kinda lukewarm on
― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown),

Hardly surprising when voters include "taytay fan" who nobody has seen post (admit it markers it was you! ;) ) are taking part.

The question is why do certain types not vote? if they dont care enough then fine. But if they're not voting because of reactions such as "name and shame those voters" (however jokey they may be) then thats not good. I always recall several posters saying they left off anco one year because they were fearful of the reaction (one i think was blueski who no longer posts)
and i do know metal fans who wont vote because of similar reactions - theres still some ilxors who are snobbish about metal/fans and that puts people off.

As lex says however people should still vote and , unless its deafheaven, no one seems to object to metal placing , they just ignore it. But as much as seandalai asks them, they just wont vote here so you simply cannot complain about a lack of metal. If they wont vote then that is that. Obviously if a metal album ever won the reaction might be quite bad but it will never happen.

No idea why the actual indie or avant albums dont get enough consensus around them.

― o.m.g. lol @ hurt butt (wins), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 21:55 (ten years ago)

Believe vm = this guy

― Number Nine Meme (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 21:57 (ten years ago)

No idea why the actual indie or avant albums dont get enough consensus around them.

kinda tautological for both

― Mordy, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 21:59 (ten years ago)

not caring about consensus part of the appeal iirc

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 22:03 (ten years ago)

the bagels person

― markers, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 23:55 (ten years ago)

is it ag?

― markers, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 23:56 (ten years ago)

if by ag you mean cosmic slop/strychnine/ramona then hell no

― socki fan taytay (wins), Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:01 (ten years ago)

there's only one transient returning poster who that might be and with the greatest of respect markers, it certainly isn't pfunkboy

― anima corrective (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:10 (ten years ago)

unless pfunkboy has developed a hitherto unseen curtness and an interest in american football

― anima corrective (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:11 (ten years ago)

I don't follow nfl, is it cankles?

― socki fan taytay (wins), Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:14 (ten years ago)

cankles is hungary4ass iirc?

― marcos, Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:17 (ten years ago)

i could be wrong though

― marcos, Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:18 (ten years ago)

yeah I thought he stopped posting

― socki fan taytay (wins), Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:19 (ten years ago)

btw stupid meta pedant thing but kinda feel like people are using this thread where new username translator compendium would be a better fit and the original genial creepiness that was this thread's raison d'etre is being subsumed

― socki fan taytay (wins), Thursday, 5 February 2015 00:25 (ten years ago)

mixing up this thread's purpose for that one's is a time honored ilx tradition

― gr8080, Thursday, 5 February 2015 01:10 (ten years ago)

I’ve barely posted for three months! Cut me some slack.

― markers, Thursday, 5 February 2015 18:05 (ten years ago)

Also, I didn’t do my homework before I asked about that guy. I don’t even know how many of his posts I’ve read in their entirety, if any.

― markers, Thursday, 5 February 2015 18:07 (ten years ago)

I change my guess to... Neanderthal? Is that a thing?

― harperlee jot shilly (wins), Thursday, 5 February 2015 18:08 (ten years ago)

ha, np markers mayne

― anima corrective (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 February 2015 18:09 (ten years ago)

wins is correct

― 龜, Friday, 6 February 2015 14:42 (ten years ago)

xp <check>

― markers, Friday, 6 February 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)

rip san te btw

― markers, Friday, 6 February 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)

confirmed:

If this gon be that kinda thread ima stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, February 10, 2015 9:31 PM (Yesterday)

― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 16:12 (ten years ago)

It was very easy to spot once he started shitposting again

― 龜, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 16:54 (ten years ago)

I worked it out once he did a work related rant =)

― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 23:16 (ten years ago)

need a facebook related complaint just to make the case iron-clad

― gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 00:26 (ten years ago)

poor guy, just wants to leave his past behind him but keeps having his cover blown cuz he can't resist posting about poop

― flopson, Thursday, 12 February 2015 00:37 (ten years ago)

he's got a disphinct person

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 February 2015 00:43 (ten years ago)

Can't unclench and let go

― 龜, Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:02 (ten years ago)

won't shut his trap

― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:11 (ten years ago)

I don't follow nfl, is it cankles?

― socki fan taytay (wins), Wednesday, February 4, 2015 7:14 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:-/

― Hungry4Ass, Saturday, 14 February 2015 02:04 (ten years ago)

lol

― lag∞n, Saturday, 14 February 2015 06:11 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

my god the opinions

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 10 April 2015 01:37 (ten years ago)

this drash guy is such a windy bore I *hope* he's a namechanger
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 3, 2014 9:55 PM (1 year ago)

:) just saw this; belated response, over a year later:

1. i don’t disagree (except for the gender)

2. not a namechanger; decade-old (very) intermittent lurker who for reasons unknown, even to me, became poster lately. handful of posts with another name, years ago, but not anything/ anyone recognizable. still getting the hang of it, here.

3. luv ya, Dr Morbius (sincerely)

― drash, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:50 (ten years ago)

― lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 14:50 (ten years ago)

drash is good ppl

― vyvyan vanse (clouds), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:09 (ten years ago)

The thought of there being decade-old lurkers fills me with considerable dread

― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:17 (ten years ago)

an unseen army of internet people who know how I reacted to having a crush in 2007

― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:18 (ten years ago)

DUDE THERE ARE AMAZONIAN TRIBES UNTOUCHED BY CIVILIZATION WHO ETC ETC

― division of bowker (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:19 (ten years ago)

I was pretty lurkery for years

― mh, Friday, 10 April 2015 15:22 (ten years ago)

they only got the media narrative xp

― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:24 (ten years ago)

an unseen army of internet people who know how I reacted to having a crush in 2007

i believe i was in the audience, witnessed several incarnations-- one of my favorite ilx characters.

― drash, Friday, 10 April 2015 15:27 (ten years ago)

Lol nv

― Dainger! High Doltage (wins), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:28 (ten years ago)

you are their cargo cult god LJ, embrace it

― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:29 (ten years ago)

Bannable holocaust

― Dainger! High Doltage (wins), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:31 (ten years ago)

I was genuinely more clueless than Tanooks then; perhaps he too will grow to a semi-tolerated minor issue git

― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:35 (ten years ago)

i'm still haunted by the story of ethan + crut sitting in a restaurant circa 2008 and a woman walking up and introducing herself as a longtime lurker who'd never posted

― gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 15:35 (ten years ago)

no that was me & stevie d 2011!

― example (crüt), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:39 (ten years ago)

she recognized stevie from wdyll

― example (crüt), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:39 (ten years ago)

that is so awesome

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)

The best is still RJG screaming out to Tuomas "HEY ARE YOU FINNISH" somewhere in Spain.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)

just thinking about that makes me laugh so hard

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 April 2015 15:43 (ten years ago)

still mad I didn't yell HEY ARE YOU S1OCKI at s1ocki this one time

― mh, Friday, 10 April 2015 15:48 (ten years ago)

lol

irl recognizing an ilxor, as a lurker, must be a trip (mixed with inadvertent crepe feeling)

― drash, Friday, 10 April 2015 15:57 (ten years ago)

HEY R U A ENGLISH SPEAKING RESIDENT OF QUEBEC

― lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:00 (ten years ago)

(ps thank you clouds)

― drash, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:28 (ten years ago)

This word doesn't usually appear in our free dictionary, but the definition from our premium Unabridged Dictionary is offered here on a limited basis. Note that some information is displayed differently in the Unabridged.

drash is a premium dn

― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 10 April 2015 16:33 (ten years ago)

meeting internets people is always weird; the expectations are hella confused

― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 16:43 (ten years ago)

That's mostly true but I've met a few who were exactly like I'd thought they'd be like.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 April 2015 16:49 (ten years ago)

You're the only one who gave me pottery (which I still have and use to hold bracelets) though. :)

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 April 2015 16:50 (ten years ago)

well there you go!

― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 16:56 (ten years ago)

I have met a number who are exactly as portrayed on the internet sites

― mh, Friday, 10 April 2015 16:58 (ten years ago)

i try to live up to it but sic being late for lunch made me hungrier than my internet persona

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:03 (ten years ago)

I make sure to always be drunk when I meet ppl

― Dainger! High Doltage (wins), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:04 (ten years ago)

I regret being so drunk the time I met Dayo because apparently he and I air guitared to a pixies song while lying on some booths in a bar and I do not remember this. :( Also I was probably annoying.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:05 (ten years ago)

it prob was for the ppl at the booth tbf

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:07 (ten years ago)

no that was me & stevie d 2011!
― example (crüt), Friday, April 10, 2015 10:39 AM (1 hour ago)

are you sure??? i'm positive you told me the story when we met a few nights later!!

― gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)

not drinking makes meeting internet people really hard

― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:13 (ten years ago)

I regret being so drunk the time I met Dayo because apparently he and I air guitared to a pixies song while lying on some booths in a bar and I do not remember this. :( Also I was probably annoying.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, April 10, 2015 1:05 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

You didn't seem to be that drunk that night!

Also I stole all yr cigarettes afterwards

― 龜, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:16 (ten years ago)

People who were exactly like their ILX personas: ENBB, darragh, gr80, everybody

People who are not exactly like their ILX personas: Morbs, because he's adorable irl

― 龜, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)

morbs is a total real world sweetheart

― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)

she don't break his cover!

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:22 (ten years ago)

(I have heard this before)

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:22 (ten years ago)

xx-posts and good! lol @ me - I was genuinely worried about it!

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:25 (ten years ago)

I have only met ILXors who stopped being ILXors years and years ago. Wish jaymc had said hello that time he thought he recognized me on the train.

― Blah! I'm A Drackla! (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:26 (ten years ago)

things i have learned on ilx today: telling whether or not ppl are very drunk is not an area of proficiency for 龜

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:27 (ten years ago)

are you sure??? i'm positive you told me the story when we met a few nights later!!

― gr8080, Friday, April 10, 2015 12:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How would anyone recognize and what IRL? I only know what he looks like because of his Facebook page - and it took him years to get to that point.

― pplains, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:48 (ten years ago)

disappointed i could not see morbs this weekend!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)

kinda destroyed that dayo didnt find me much nicer irl

― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:21 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

is calstars callum?

― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 November 2017 16:08 (seven years ago)

is treeship 2 actually treeship?

― mh, Monday, 20 November 2017 16:59 (seven years ago)

― Mordy, Monday, 20 November 2017 17:08 (seven years ago)

hmm, I may have to pass him an apology. was pretty sure it was someone else goofing

― mh, Monday, 20 November 2017 17:11 (seven years ago)

shdve called himself treeship 1 to avoid confusion

― lag∞n, Monday, 20 November 2017 17:23 (seven years ago)

it's me, i did a bunch of bad posts to as many threads as possible and i figured everyone would get that it was a goof, but for some reason no one did

― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 November 2017 17:31 (seven years ago)

hmm you were on my second-tier list of people it could be

― mh, Monday, 20 November 2017 17:34 (seven years ago)

ilx is not good at recognizing those so dont feel bad

also the ones who do just chuckle quietly and never comment so youre gucci

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 20 November 2017 17:36 (seven years ago)

extremely good treeship impresh, RS, keep it going

― omar little, Monday, 20 November 2017 17:37 (seven years ago)

all frequently used usernames are collectivized and distributed on a lottery system. every day when you log in you are assigned a new one and post under it, so i can be dr. morbius one day and branwell the next and then wins on another day etc. and you can be me and all of these people too. it is up to the poster whether to post according to the "persona" of their new handle or to resist it but you cannot ever reveal who you *really* are.

― Treeship, Saturday, 20 September 2014 22:07 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― treeship: a year in the life (wins), Monday, 20 November 2017 17:50 (seven years ago)

possibilities are

infinite

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 20 November 2017 17:59 (seven years ago)

Treeship is good ppl

Out of bad posters he's not top 5000

Out of the faux naif subset of same he's still like a drop of tuomas in an ocean

― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Monday, 20 November 2017 18:07 (seven years ago)

where are you

― brimstead, Monday, 20 November 2017 18:21 (seven years ago)

Ireland iirc

― Chunky Backgammon (onimo), Monday, 20 November 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

I'm getting concerned at this trend of impertinent fucking questioning tbpfh

― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Monday, 20 November 2017 19:24 (seven years ago)

I scrambled my password to stop myself from postig here but then I relapsed. Apologies to all who were confused. I kind of hate this username though — the lowercase and the number — and hope to make a new one or else quit ilx.

― treeship 2, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 00:37 (seven years ago)

I mean, in one sense, I love this place, but in another more accurate sense I hate it.

― treeship 2, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 00:40 (seven years ago)

when i saw this bumped i thought it was going to be an accusation.

― Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 00:44 (seven years ago)

treeship I appreciate you

― brimstead, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 00:50 (seven years ago)

have a mod change your old password back

― flopson, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 00:55 (seven years ago)

it’s a good username follow-up and: welcome back!

― mh, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 00:55 (seven years ago)

i've become less addicted to ilx by becoming more addicted to twitter. this place feels almost as relaxing and quaint as irl compared to twitter

― flopson, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 01:02 (seven years ago)

Because ilx wants more or less an echo chamber

― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 01:24 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

evol j? nerdstrom poindexter? 2 unfamiliar names in politics

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 00:09 (seven years ago)

(this is avoiding "who the hell are you?" in-thread not a "who the hell are you" subtweet)

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 00:15 (seven years ago)

https://g.co/kgs/vEeaZQ

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 12:10 (seven years ago)

BIG WHOIS

― The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 13:11 (seven years ago)

I've been curious about infinity symbol guy for a while. for about a year after his first appearance, I had him mixed up with laginfinityn. I know who lagoon was. who is ∞?

― how's life, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:56 (seven years ago)

chexy

― Cardi Acs (imago), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:56 (seven years ago)

tbh i don't know who anyone is but it's generally ok

Every now and again you get a vendetta post flung at u but it keeps u fresh

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:02 (seven years ago)

0h, 0k. 607 17. 7h4nk5 1m460!

― how's life, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:04 (seven years ago)

Every now and again you get a vendetta post flung at u but it keeps u fresh

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, December 12, 2017 3:02 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is extraordinarily good advice

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:20 (seven years ago)

course, it's shiv or be shivved

― The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:22 (seven years ago)

Shivver me members

― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:27 (seven years ago)

in the words of 2pac i have nothin but luv for dmac btw

the only blood between us wld be if we ever shared black pudding at the local pub

― infinity (∞), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 17:45 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

who is heliogabberlus

― crüt, Sunday, 18 February 2018 06:03 (seven years ago)

He was blond, he had blue eyes, he was completely without guilt

― sleepingbag, Sunday, 18 February 2018 06:16 (seven years ago)

who is Moo Vaughn

― sleeve, Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:43 (seven years ago)

a cow that played for the red sox haha

― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:45 (seven years ago)

heliogabberlus is probably gabbneb

Moo Vaughn is a psy op plant but they’re in the phase where they’re posting innocuous stuff to build trust

― treeship 2, Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:50 (seven years ago)

And lagoon knew all this the whole time so his deflection/“joke” should raise questions for all of us

― treeship 2, Sunday, 18 February 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

wow very offended im immediately deactivating all my online accounts and returning to the farm

― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 February 2018 16:39 (seven years ago)

There are some seemingly obvious clues here worth rounding out

― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:13 (seven years ago)

moo vaughn is or was a lawyer and is serious about the grateful dead

heliogabberlus only posts on ilm and knows about discrete new zealand suburbs

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:30 (seven years ago)

what about discreet posting

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:37 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Have positively responded to some ilxor friend reqs on fb - luv2fb w/ the ilx cru - but from three of you I've no clue who you are! This very well might be the same the other way around. How do, if desired, do we resolve this?

― Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 16 March 2018 20:49 (seven years ago)

charades

― mh, Friday, 16 March 2018 21:03 (seven years ago)

Glad that's sorted

― Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:09 (seven years ago)

hi LBI, my first name is Corey

― clouds, Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:06 (seven years ago)

There are ppl I see on fb who I know are ilxors and I have never been able to figure out who they are

I share my initials with a certain former Central European communist state if anyone wants to introduce themselves, I'm friendly

― scotti pruitti (wins), Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:22 (seven years ago)

there are def a bunch of ilxors i follow on twitter that im not sure who they are

― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:35 (seven years ago)

couple ppl on facebook who i used to know who they were but forgot

― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)

umm

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:45 (seven years ago)

hello bröther may i have a tweet

― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:47 (seven years ago)

I find your separate Facebook Internet lives as disgusting as Morbius and Simon find my career choices

― El Tomboto, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

rly disappointed that u r not fully committed to my social media brand

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

I'm the guy on twitter that posts excellent jokes

― scotti pruitti (wins), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:50 (seven years ago)

frankly how dare you ive contributed scores of faves and like to your brand bise

― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:50 (seven years ago)

and what have i gotten in return you have never even banned my enemies from the i love hoops message board

― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

u have not donated to my patreon nor pursued my cyberbullies on my behalf, you turncoat

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

also plz note that those "enemies" became homies, checkmate u dick

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

hmm no this is untrue my animus remains unabated

― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:54 (seven years ago)

wow

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:54 (seven years ago)

"u should totally abate your animus, friend." -- m bison

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:55 (seven years ago)

"it not enough i should win, others must fail too lol" --the guy from there will be blood

― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

wow paul dano quotes at me? this hurts.

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)

sometimes the dano hurts

― lag∞n, Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:59 (seven years ago)

book em, dano

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 17 March 2018 19:59 (seven years ago)

lads

― mookieproof, Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:00 (seven years ago)

I only tell people on ilx what I’m up to because posting it on fb means people irl might find me

― mh, Saturday, 17 March 2018 20:46 (seven years ago)

Ah wins we've talked in chatz before but didn't know yr ilx name. My first name is Mark and my surname is the English for oiseau.

― Colonel Poo, Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:41 (seven years ago)

LBi I think you are cool and would be yr FB friend but I dunno yr real name. Do not add if you hate me

― Colonel Poo, Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:42 (seven years ago)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/sJ1-1uy4bgE/maxresdefault.jpg

― imago, Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:54 (seven years ago)

You too LJ if you want

― Colonel Poo, Sunday, 18 March 2018 00:00 (seven years ago)

ilxors and ex-ilxors are pretty great at twitter imo. elmo prob my fav, his feed never fails to cheer me up and make me laugh

― flopson, Sunday, 18 March 2018 00:27 (seven years ago)

I wouldn't know how to find you, CP (unless that's your fb name). LJ gave you a big clue on my name though.

― Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:21 (seven years ago)

two years pass...

who is/was Hungry4Ass? did anyone know them personally? are they still around under another name?

― Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:33 (four years ago)

cankles aka adri4n

― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:37 (four years ago)

mid-era edgelord who bounced iirc

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:42 (four years ago)

never made the cankles/ade connection, thx

― Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 17:59 (four years ago)

he seemed like he was less edgelord-y in the Princess Tamtam era through Hungry4Ass until the end, when we went off the deep-end and used gay slurs like they were running out of style in the Hillary thread.

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 04:46 (four years ago)

I like to imagine that somewhere out there, jaymc continues to update his .xls, and that he is there for us if we need him

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 19:03 (four years ago)

He posted on the politics thread a couple of hours ago.

― pplains, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:02 (four years ago)

jaymc, if you could tell me where I live, it'd make my week (without checking my ip of course)

― Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:10 (four years ago)

he'll do u one better and knock on your door in 5 mins

― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 20:13 (four years ago)

four months pass...

✖

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 December 2020 02:49 (four years ago)

I know this but I don't know if ✖ wants the doxxxing...

former username rhymed with "Connie Brunch"

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 12 December 2020 02:36 (four years ago)

ohhhhhhhh cool

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 December 2020 02:38 (four years ago)

one month passes...

who is gyac

― jaymc, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:05 (four years ago)

dom passantino I think

― imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:10 (four years ago)

give you a clue

― new variant (onimo), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:53 (four years ago)

they have a cat

― sarahell, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 22:55 (four years ago)

who is gyac

fuck knows tbf

― scampish inquisition (gyac), Thursday, 21 January 2021 00:34 (four years ago)

four months pass...

Did Saxby D. Elder ever turn into anyone? That's one of those names I used to see a lot when I first joined ilx. I don't have any specific memories of them except their name. But when I see it every once in a while, I'm like "what happened to that guy?"

― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 17:54 (four years ago)

And they've been mostly unmentioned on ilx since their last post in 2010.

― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 17:57 (four years ago)

one year passes...

jimbeaux??

― jaymc, Thursday, 27 October 2022 02:57 (two years ago)

three months pass...

xii?

― mh, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 03:37 (two years ago)

one year passes...

holy shit, xyzzzz__ is J***o D*****a of early ILX fame? I thought xyzzzz__ was like in his 20s.

― jaymc, Thursday, 22 August 2024 22:39 (ten months ago)

wait hold up....were you just stumped in your own thread

― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2024 23:34 (ten months ago)

more liek WHOWAS

― big baby billy bass (m bison), Thursday, 22 August 2024 23:34 (ten months ago)

https://www.unlicensedproduct.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/excel-has-run-into-an-error-2019-2016-2013.png

― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 August 2024 23:45 (ten months ago)

jaymc how did you not know that even i knew that and i know nothing of nobody>>>????

― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2024 00:30 (ten months ago)

is it because they post so many twitter links and you figured only cool 20-somethings could post so many twitter links?

― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2024 00:32 (ten months ago)

Fake jaymc

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:34 (ten months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxOXsEl7uAM

― omar little, Friday, 23 August 2024 00:42 (ten months ago)

Thread is corrupted

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:45 (ten months ago)

Thread is now insanely reading its own text aloud in spasmodically alternating super-sped up and super-slowed down voices like Prince alternating between Camille and Bob George.

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:46 (ten months ago)

The poster in question does have a refreshing youthful outlook though, I’ll give you that, always seeing the world anew with innocent eyes, a blank slate

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:50 (ten months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGJXKd_BMvY

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:52 (ten months ago)

I’m talking of course about Jo** D** aka Chachi Aerosmith.

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:55 (ten months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ62RzJkYUo

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:57 (ten months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1WAfbjyOoI

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 00:59 (ten months ago)

lol well first of all, it has been at least 15 years since I pretended to know stuff about ilxors (which tbf was always just a decent memory + facility with the search function rather than an actual .xls). i wasn't on here much for a good chunk of the 2010s, so there's a bunch of ppl I really don't know anything about. and especially British ppl who post a lot in British threads.

anyway, i feel like I didn't really take notice the screen name xyzzzz until like 2020? and yeah the twitter embeds and the ... spirited attitude def did not lead me to believe he was the same person whose ILM posts I read 21 years ago. the more you know!

― jaymc, Friday, 23 August 2024 01:16 (ten months ago)

You just paid enough attention to know that that brilliant poster characterized me as only psoting YouTube videos as opposed to his magnum opera of posting

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:20 (ten months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZndVv-jl-U

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:20 (ten months ago)

Hmm, wonder what form of magnum is needed to agree with opera?

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:21 (ten months ago)

Fake me!

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:21 (ten months ago)

Magna opera!

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:22 (ten months ago)

As opposed to manga opera

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:22 (ten months ago)

You just paid enough attention to know that that brilliant poster characterized me as only psoting YouTube videos

I didn't have to pay attention to him to know that you frequently post YouTube videos.

― jaymc, Friday, 23 August 2024 01:24 (ten months ago)

I confused xyz with the infinity douche who used to talk about his dick all of the time and wondered when that dudebro suddenly got so serious and intelligent out of nowhere

― if this site were a food it would have NO nutritional value!!!!!!! (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:25 (ten months ago)

spirited attitude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cHSYhafCQM

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:29 (ten months ago)

_You just paid enough attention to know that that brilliant poster characterized me as only psoting YouTube videos_

I didn't have to pay attention to him to know that you frequently post YouTube videos.

Can you use what’s left of your spreadsheet capabilities to do a statistical analysis of how many YT posts I have made versus other non-YT content I might have provided?

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:31 (ten months ago)

Anyway, no worries. Just a bit of fun, let’s be cool.

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:36 (ten months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wugWGhItaQA

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:36 (ten months ago)

I’m old enough to remember when skot was the one posting all the YT videos

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:37 (ten months ago)

Unless it was Maria.

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:37 (ten months ago)

;)

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 01:37 (ten months ago)

i thought i still did! i do love the youtube.

― scott seward, Friday, 23 August 2024 01:55 (ten months ago)

its a good site

― lag∞n, Friday, 23 August 2024 02:20 (ten months ago)

Jay, as another person who has an insanely good memory for this kind of shit on here, I had no idea xyzzzz posted under any other name and still cant figure out what the og username was. Can't get them all.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 23 August 2024 08:43 (ten months ago)

OG was actual govt name

― keep kamala and khive on (wins), Friday, 23 August 2024 09:05 (ten months ago)

Yeah I figured when I looked again.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 23 August 2024 09:17 (ten months ago)

holy shit, xyzzzz__ is J***o D*****a of early ILX fame? I thought xyzzzz__ was like in his 20s.

― jaymc, Thursday, 22 August 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Turned 45 two weeks ago. I am going to die in disgrace.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 August 2024 09:38 (ten months ago)

Anyway, no worries. Just a bit of fun, let’s be cool.

― The Zing from Another URL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 23 August 2024 bookmarkflaglink

Of course, v cool.

I am not the only person to come back out with that observation, BTW. A couple of ilxors have said this to me offline. I just pulled you up on this, which made you mad.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 August 2024 09:47 (ten months ago)

xp hbd you fossil ❤️

― Romy Gonzalez’s utility infusion (gyac), Friday, 23 August 2024 11:31 (ten months ago)

Thanks

― xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 August 2024 14:22 (ten months ago)

I made the connection pretty quickly because there are only a handful of us who regularly post about certain music, and the specific aesthetic positions between xyzzz and his original name are consistent. … also at least one brit ilxor has addressed him by his real first name

― sarahell, Saturday, 24 August 2024 15:46 (nine months ago)

Listening to trolly music at 20 has kept my posting fresh and young, 20 years on

― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 24 August 2024 18:57 (nine months ago)

You might be one of the youngest ilxors on those threads tbh … hardly a fossil

― sarahell, Saturday, 24 August 2024 18:59 (nine months ago)

three months pass...

not trying to dox anyone, but i just realized that the first two posters in the "yessed out" thread both ended up receiving PhDs from the same university

― jaymc, Friday, 29 November 2024 06:01 (six months ago)

who needs ai when we have .xlsx powered by jaymc

― mookieproof, Friday, 29 November 2024 06:05 (six months ago)

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