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1) semi-crazy friend from college back in life = fun times / possibly crazy shit

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

uhhhh... anything in the house i should hide away for safe keeping?

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

any good RXes
red wine

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

sounds awesome!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 8 September 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rxlist.com/rxboard/effexor.pl?noframes;read=5630

― bla$$$t (blastocyst), Friday, 8 September 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

i think i have to poop :-/

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 8 September 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

yo, you and your friend should boogie.

― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 9 September 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

Just woke up, still a little drunk, no idea how I ended up in my bed.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 10 September 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

3) people not numbering shit
4) taking a mental health day because your sleep schedule is fucked up and you are having trouble connecting with people

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Monday, 11 September 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

5 v. 2) … what killy deleted.

― Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Monday, 11 September 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

6) midterm* essay due tomorrow; wrote most of it last night but today i'm avoiding finishing it

*it's a half-semester class

6.5) it counts for 25% of my total grade

― ruddy raleigh and the rickets (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 11 September 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

7. need nap. am here til 10 :-\

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

8. itunes network share "rebuffering stream" for 10 minutes

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sugarmegs.org/graphics/real-buffering.jpg

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

can't get through more than 10 sec of a song at one time ugh

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 11 September 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

9. school today = painting a detailed pattern on an 8x10 inch rectangle. duration = 7 hours.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

10. soy sauce splashed down my shirt (issues faced when eating sushi at desk oy!)

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

hmmm was speed a required supply for that class?

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

wait tehresa... what is not-so-bad part about that :/ ? doesn't :/ imply partially OK, partially sucky? there has to be something positive in the soy sauce splash. did it form an image of virgin mary or some shit?

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

for example:

11. ILXORS IRL

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

no i was thinking it's not a major BUMMER, just an 'eh' mishap

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

12. moving to 7th ave stop on the F train, possibly. i dunno if this is good or not.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Excellent groceries, decent bars, lots of strollers.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 14 September 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

13. uniqlo has temporary small store open. found jeans that fit well, but wash was ehhhh. bought them anyway.

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Thursday, 14 September 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

My uniqlo cardigan is falling apart, and I don't know how to darn.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

killy: i used to live over there and prefer it immensely to wburg.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

okay never mind, that lady was weird and the place was too small.

NEED APARTMENT
PLEASE GIVE ANYTHING YOU CAN

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

where's the temporary uniqlo?

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

broome & bway

― Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

14. Rain again, wore crazy platforms anyway for cheer-up.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 15 September 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

15. how many times must loading noize threads cause cd burner to crash

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

16. drunkenly hit on secret crush, totally complex situation, plz to send no-strings-attached makeout partners.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 16 September 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

actually it is 100% bummerz but I will pretend the situation is :/-worthy.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 16 September 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

17. obliterated

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 16 September 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

18. ated too much pizza

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 September 2006 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

19. My grandpa talks about how ready he is to die every time I see him. Not a bummer cause he's not sick or anything right now, and it's kind of inspiring that he's so prepared and at peace with the idea.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 16 September 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

20. usc-nebraska game @ coliseum --> crazy traffic on the way home (posting to this thread b/c it was kinda cute seeing all the nice middle-aged suburbanite football fans taking the city bus for the first time ever)

― free the butterfield 8 (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 17 September 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

21. Best friend's Vegas bachelor party this weekend. Totally stoked on seeing everybody but just not feeling the vegas vibe right now.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

22. wtf grad student engineers suddenly elected to grad student assn exec and getting rid of perfectly decent and well-made website and replacing it with this
i wrote them an email explaining their total dumbness to them. in nice, diplomatic words :/

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

23. Friends wishing they could make out with you

DO NOT WANT

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

12. moving to 7th ave stop on the F train, possibly. i dunno if this is good or not.

Paying a mint for my old apartment? Stay alert for overpriced eateries (3-4 per block)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

as good as the sandwiches from russo's are, no way are they worth $8.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

thosze grad student engineers wrote me back 5 min later and apologized, will do better n future.

24. smoking end of joint with silly men who are dumb sorry but it's true , still though, excuse for smoking end of joint, right. anyway, i have music in earz.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 23 September 2006 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

25. post hook-up "what now?" annoying limbo

― davina q (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 23 September 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

26. Empress A__y always ruling on EXACTLY what a thread is about

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

27. too drunk to drop by new wave night to surprise dr morbz

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

oops :\

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

28. make the fucking phone call, you homo

― davina q (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

29. girl at coffee pot tried to talk to me; was confused and awkward. don't know if she is intern, ug student, grad, or staff

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

30. office mate is listening to elliott smith and occasionally singing along. dude, are you 17??

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

31. MOVING

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

32. static electricity in my mullet

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

33. having a mullet. and a beard.

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

34. no wikipedia funnies today :(
35. having to change my numbers since i am xposting

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

heres your bread and circuses: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deleted_articles_with_freaky_titles

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNTING COUPLES. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN AISLE 6 OF TESCO FOR YOU TO EAT EACH OTHERS INNARDS OUT. THERE IS NOT ROOM IN MY LIFE TO HAVE YOUR SNOGGING SHOVED IN MY FACE ALL DAY EVERY DAY. JUST FUCK OFF. (yes, that was an article title - and the article was created on St. Valentine's Day) \

rofl

― DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

that's not an ilx thread?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

36. Every time I come across a five syllable word ending in a long E sound (more common than one'd think) I compulsively start singing that Danny Kaye musical number "Choreography" from White Christmas except with the new word in place of the word choreography in the lyrics.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

37. was dragged outside for a fire drill about 20 minutes ago and noticed a homeless guy (or just random creep?) chilling behind one of the front hedges

― beverly sills ninja (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

38. also found out that just a couple of years ago this building had a major fire (kinda not surprised; this may be one reason they're tearing the place down next year)

― beverly sills ninja (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

were u at usc? theres homless guys and gals chilling behind every bush around there!

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

there are more homeless people downtown i think -- around usc the "undesirables" are dumbass teenage boys mugging students as part of their gang initiation.

― beverly sills ninja (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

33. having a mullet. and a beard.

HI DERE!

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

well of course there are more in skid row/ tent city area but there is a really huge population in south central usc area as well. lots of crack dealers and shit at night. i walk around that area a whole lot (my gf lives near figueora/ mlk).

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

39. Finding a jacket at H&M that looks kinda like a jacket i just bought for 5 to 6 times the cost. i bought it anyways.

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

lots of crack dealers and shit at night.

haha yeah i stay off the streets at night if i can help it.

there are lots of crepes on fig (mmm fig crepes) -- i live more in the hoover st area, where it's a little safer.

― beverly sills ninja (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

we just got h&m down here! finally!

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

where is it?

we have 2 with one opening next week. one is 1/5 boys, the rest girls, the next is all girls and the new one is mostly girls and babies. wtf!

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

pasadena and the beverly center. boys shit is cheap!

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

Stuff like that is pretty much what H&M is all about, Jaxon!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

biting your style, like trying to hustle me man? SCOOBY DOO!

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 11:35 (nineteen years ago)

re 27: jon, too drunk to go to a bar showing a Morgan Fairchild movie?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

is this a good place for a morgan freeman joke?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

go for it.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

40. sprouts stuck in mah teeths

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

better than pubes

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

you're creepy

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

but not incorrect

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

[CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

you rang?

http://www.eiu.edu/~training/sh/student/common_files/Legal%20Page1-Clarence%20Thomas.gif

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

NICE ONE!

http://lindisfarne.leute.server.de/highfive.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

yes yes y'all

http://www.bradblog.com/Images/PowellYMCA.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

aww that cat

― beverly sills ninja (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

re: pubes-in-teeth

there was a story at my high school about a girl w/ braces who disappeared w/ some dude at a party only to appear, grinning at people, oblivious to tiny curly hairs stuck in the braces

other versions of story involve girl disappearing w/ other girl

did everyone's high school have some variant of this urban legend??

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Thursday, 28 September 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

we had a girl sticking peanut butter or mayonaise and having her dogs/cats eat it out of her cooter.

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we had a guy, a dog, peanut butter, and a tennis ball with a hole cut in it

or maybe that was two separate stories

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

40. spent 2.5 hours in traffic court to have $1000 in parking fees thrown out

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 September 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

41. condescending nutjobs who call ppl "condescending"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 28 September 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

42. must obtuse riddle ever...

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

43. girls imming you lyrics when they see your itunes has eno's "on some faraway beach" going

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

44. crepe with knife broke into apartment in building next door while the girl living there was taking a nap (the cops came before anything ugly happened)

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

was that the crepe who slept behind a bush?

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 29 September 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know! i only know what the cop told me.

― service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 29 September 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

45. need to leave house NOW because i am hearing WAYYY too much but don't have anything to do. finding books for park FAST. people pls to call me re: scrabble/boggle later because i will be away from computer for a while.

46. trying to be cool so i don't fuck up new crush situation...

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 7 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

47. pissed a friend off this week. he's forgiven me, but i'm still fucked up about it.

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

48. roommate wants to get drunk/stoned and i can't really think of why i shouldn't

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 7 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

sounds like you deserve it frankly

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

49. pissed a friend off this week. i'm not sure she's forgiven me, but i'm definitely still fucked up about it.

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 7 October 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

gib, jess is right! drink up!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 7 October 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

50 saw either my college crush or his doppelganger coming out of other music yesterday. i felt creepy for a few hours.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 7 October 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

i am now!

51a. got spooked when i was running in the woods yesterday -- it was dark, raining, and all of a sudden i hear an engine and see headlights coming down the trail. hunters!
51b. got spooked again, today, when i came across the rear leg of a deer placed directly in the middle of the trail, like a warning. bears!

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 8 October 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

U DON'T LIVE IN THE BIG CITY NO MORE BITCH

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Sunday, 8 October 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

52. woke up too early
45a. heard more roommate sex (ugh)
53. finally made self go back to sleep, then slept way too late (2ish)
54. no juice
55. have to be to work at 5 = not getting anything done today. oops.

at least i have tomorrow off :)

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 8 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

56. came across dude getting beaten the fuck up last night, on the way home from the bar. totally naked, had been caught in flagrante delicto ("FUCKER WAS EATING MY WIFE'S PUSSY"), and angry husband was kicking him in the face. buddies and i somehow talked the husband inside, and held naked guy's spine stable until the cops showed up. they were kind enough to overlook how drunk we were. i got blood all over my new alpaca gloves.
57. girl friend i don't want to make out with crawled into bed with me after the whole incident. AWKWARD. (/:-|

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

should have told her she gonna get raped

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

apparently girls who don't spend time on the internet don't think that's a funny joke. trying to explain it doesn't really work either.

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

(\:-|

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

56a. guy that caught the beating had serious bleeding in his brain, and had to be evac'd to Billings. may also have been trying to rape the woman in question.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

i think that belongs on bummerz thred :( :(

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Monday, 9 October 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, probably.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

Evan, you are good people. Also, sometimes it would be nice to get a weekend update more like, "went running, had some beers, did a little cramming for Monday exam." No?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

STOP BEING A MOM

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's too late, Ian. I was born to be a mom/pain in the ass.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

It's true, I went to a dirtbag loft punk show and ended up designating a recycling bag for bottles and stopping people from using good dish towels to wipe the floors.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

and i helped cause i am mom in training!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

But I really doing it for the residents of said loft, who weren't true dirtbags, just kids with no money...there was a half-assembled motorbike in someone's bedroom, true, but the parts and workbench were neatly set aside & organized. I like every part of that.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

57. Went to bed at SIX A.M.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

i threw an empty book of matches on the sidewalk and Laurel ordered me to pick up my litter.

too cute!

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

You were LITTERING. Somebody has to pick that shit UP, yo.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

58. 10 yr high school reunion this weekend (not going)

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

aw, laurel :)
littering is no good! do you pick up people's locked-up bikes when they've fallen/been knocked over? (i do that.)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Not routinely, but I have done. And after our breakup, XEB confided that he had seen some piece of garbage on a sidewalk, picked it up, thrown it out, and then thought it was a very Laurel thing to do. So it's good to know I made an impression. (There's one for your :/ thread.)

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

59. 10 yr high school reunion this weekend (going)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

hs_reunion.xls

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

If I go I am going to take my roommate and we are going to pretend we're a couple of the gays.

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

there was a half-assembled motorbike in someone's bedroom, true, but the parts and workbench were neatly set aside & organized

that is true dirtbag style.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

this might backfire when you have a shitload of girls saying "you know, I always thought..."

xpost

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

60. a friend of a friend (whom i probably wouldn't hang out if it weren't for my friend) asked me if i was going to Decompression this weekend. i told her i didn't know what that was and she told me it's the after-Burning Man party. i told her BM was everything i was diametrically opposed to in this world. the hippies, the dirt, the heat, the "nice people" just "letting their freak flag fly", the ravers, the burnouts. she was thoroughly disgusted and told my friend "he's a nice guy, but i didn't realize he was such a puritan". if she only knew

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

(XXP) Oh, true re dirtbags. But regardless, you know I love it. Possib best from a distance.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

i met a, uh, "connection" in oakland (acone redevelopment pjs) once who had half-assembled motorcycles in every room of the house. two in the living room, three in the kitchen. he also had a two handguns on the coffee table.

skeeziest evening of my life, put me off of east bay dudes who think they're hells angels forever.

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

bay area hippies >>> east bay biker/rockabilly trash

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm. I don't have any idea what those scenes are like. The handgun thing is kind of weird.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

haha "BM"

― I say haha because, when you have toddlers, this is what you call taking a shit , Monday, 9 October 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

61. Weird ass sex dream that was about me NOT having sex

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

BM? (\:-|

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 9 October 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Bowel Movement

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Monday, 9 October 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

i got a BM*

*bachelor of music

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Monday, 9 October 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

i was asking david if his dream was about bm

sorries (\:-|

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 9 October 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

should i be watching The Wire? am i missign out on quality tv?

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 9 October 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

DUH

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

I am holding off on the wire until I get through some of my current crop. I will eventually, though!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

i just started season 1

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i had a feeling about DUHness. but at this point it's a bit of an investment in time (need watch from start). Laurel, when you watch The Wire, i will also watch it and we will be Wire friends.

i am, however, watching Heroes. which may be :-/ ...

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

Ooh, I've been missing Heroes, and I wanted to see it. Is it Not Good??

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

If I Netflix The Wire now I can have a disk in a few days. Is that too soon? I'm between series, since everything just started again and I can wait to re-watch Farscape.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

there've only been 2 episodes and tonight is ep 3, so i'm not really sure! but i'm still watching it, so i think i'm sold! also: cute people, superheroes.

(bear in mind that what i watch is partly dependent on: being in canadania, have not cable, rely on airwaves, antenna, 3 channels, internet)
xpost

i love farscape

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

Right, that won't work, the first disk of The Wire has a "very long" wait, according to the Oracle of Netflix. Jib, you will have to be ahead of us. :(((

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

i'm getting mine through GreenCine

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

should i be watching Friday Night Lights?

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

i like highschool shows. it's on in half an hour, so will see.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

oh, something full of mean-looking smirking guys is on instead. oh, it's prison break. weird. i do not understand tv these days - i think i took too long a break from it :/

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 9 October 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

i was asking david if his dream was about bm

Was my dream about bowel movements?

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

Really, I'd like to know.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

why is friday night lights not on on fridays?
xxxxxxxxxposts

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

BCUZ THATS WHEN REL HS FOOTBALL HAPPENS

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

62. monday night bartender suddenly started making my gin and tonics with bombay sapphire last night which led to extreme wastedness in a very short period of time followed by drunk txting and other not so great moments.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

my thursday night bartender always makes my g&t with bombay sapphire instead of tanqueray because that's how she likes her gin and tonics. i won't complain until she starts charging me for them however.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah usually i just get the house gin (read: cheap shit) cause whatever... i'm a drunk and not so picky, so last night was a treat!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

no no no no.... life is too short to be drinking rot gut gin. It is totally worth it to pay the extra $$$ for name booze. house gin leaves me with jfk hangovers.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

well, when you're paying $6 for the night, you don't really complain about what they give you!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

well, when you're paying $6 for the night, you don't really complain about what they give you!

i won't complain until she starts charging me for them however.

i know what you mean.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

More proof that MNDC is your natural habitat, Otto.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

srsly! let's get this boy out here for some drinkz!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

i'm totally changing my plans and coming out on Monday afternoon so i can crash the mndc. i don't think i'll be going out this week as after spending 6 consecutive days in the funzone my body is trying to murder me.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

62a. just narrowly avoided puking. now late for work.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

whoa, you seemed ok when i left

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Jon, you LEFT her there?!??

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

AT OUR APARTMENT THIS MORNING

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

laurelmoms.jpg

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Awww, I was just coming back to apologize to Jon for doubting his loving care...but THAT PICTURE GAWD.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

oof

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

62. MOOD SWINGS... ...:(

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

wvs laurel that picture is cute!

― Maf54 (plsmith), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

poor photo shy laurel

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, can't handle it today.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

63. want to go see basement jaxx and dance like a raver but no one i want to go with (no offense friends)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

i was ok. coffee and cold medicine just suddenly hit the hangover in a rly bad way.
xxxposts

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

64. beat-up guy from upthread is going to live. still may be a rapist, tho.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

65. customer (who is a cop) just told me a story of his sergeant being involved in an accident while driving his cruiser off-duty (he rear-ended a vehicle, caused approx $600 damage), guy in other vehicle has brought a civil suit against him claiming the accident re-triggering psychosis related to a "repressed memory of a childhood molestatation"

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

66. thanks to noise board-acquired knowledge my jaguar is back to playable condition, though still needs work. i'm thinking about putting saddles from a mustang on it, any opinions on that?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

Are you going to play it or ride it into the sunset?

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

i'm going to play it back into unplayability, i imagine.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

67. Missing Lost for a booty call.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh poor you

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

I was about to say WRONG THREAD MA'AM.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

you guys clearly don't watch Lost.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

i did, until i realized a) it sucked and b) it was cutting into my valuable not-having-sex time

― ^@^ (map), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

shut up

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

68. I swear to jebus Barkley from Star Trek (only fatter and twitchier) was just in my office

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

69. need good synonym for "songwriter"
Thesaurus only says "composer" but i think songwriter does not necessarily = composer :\

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Tunesmith

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

haha. i used troubadour for one...

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

70. I just reasoned that my romantic life most resembles a x-tina song. =|:-|

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 13 October 2006 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

it's not dirty, is it

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 13 October 2006 12:37 (nineteen years ago)

songster songstress, maestro. haha, wait i don't know, all my music reviews are kinda lazy and about "feelings" anyway... xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 13 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

71. my boss is wearing a kilt...it is like 32 degrees outside...too cold for kilt

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 13 October 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

What, do you work in an anthropology department?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 13 October 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

72. lately every day after lunch i feel like i need a 3 hour nap.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

~~lately~~ every day ~~after lunch~~ i feel like i need a 3 9 hour nap

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

t, maybe you are eating too many lunchtime sugar/bread/carb things at lunch? i used to actually get dizzy and sick feeling after lunch, even if it was just a sandwich and juice, because of carb overload of brkfst and lunch. and then i started eating salads and veg soups and things and got better! i haven't felt post-lunch need for nap in years, well, as long as i don't eat big carb-loaded lunch or drink too much caffeine.
xpost

haha

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh, and a big part of that was increasing protein foods too (cheese, meat, eggs, almonds, etc.)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

yes, that is definitely something to consider. i vary my lunch every day, but it's still very easy to eat too many carbs.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

73. talking about burn1ng st@r cor3 with chix? :/

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

what's wrong with that, jon?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

74. next door neighbour got an electric bass (he has a stand-up one too). it's okay, but, uh, when he gets into the funk the repetitive nature of bass becomes obviously repetitititive... also, no instruments in my apartment. need. :/

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

SPENCER MEH

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

whatever dude, he rules and is my friend.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

myspace != real friends

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

says the boy who spent all day flirting with a myspace ho

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

SNAP

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

jon's gonna need some aloe for that burn.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

ZING ZANG ZUNG xpost :D

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

jon williams, master of tactfulness.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 19 October 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

75.... "heart flutters heart swoons (view more) " = This specific blog entry you're trying to read is currently viewable only to those in the blog owner's preferred list.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

haha jon you stalker.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://del.icio.us/WIZARDISHUNGRY/stalking

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

I'M IN UR FLICKR, UPDATING MY .XLS

― manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

all my stalking tagged urls are secret but that one!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

76. when will landlady turn heats on?

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

77. favourite kite eaten by tree

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

78. blew my chance to talk to the hot girl at the grocery store

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

76 for me too! mayb Nov 1 is the default date

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

it's so cold in apt! feet are like ice cubes lately!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

79. playing phone tag with law firm lady for the past 24 hours :-|
"salary requirements" not yet discussed!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

TH, I remember many winters of ice cube feet. I got a little washtub and would fill it with hottest tap water and soak my feet while I read/TVed, just to thaw them out for a while. Very good for your circulation, too -- the heat draws blood to your feet and circulates the cold blood that's pooled there back to your trunk.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel dropping some old lady science

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

80. TWO PART :/ TIME:
a. Taking two 500 level courses next semester.
b. Had to drop down to junior status because I am never going to graduate, registration time got pushed back five and a half hours.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Didn't you hear? I am 72 yrs old at heart.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

laurel just likes to pretend she's old. she's really a vibrant-yet-tender young gazelle.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

she's really a vibrant-yet-tender young gazelle.

WHICH IS GOOD...IF YOU'RE A CHEETAH.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

I am 72 yrs old at heart.

If only everyone was so plagued!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

WTF is this Geritol For The Soul horseshit? Go play bingo already!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

my heart is about 72 years old. my lungs about 90. my liver about 280.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Bingo is an excellent excuse to chain-smoke and own bingo markers. And really, what life is complete without these opportunities?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

You don't need an excuse for doing those things, Laurel.

FYI everyone unless things have changed dramatically since last I was "involved" in such there IS no "default date" for heat turn on, it's a default temperature and if your building is below it, they need to turn the heat on. You should talk to you landlady/lord ASAP if you are not getting heat (though do be advised that the default temperature is actually kind of absurdly low).

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

SRSLY it's like 55 degrees or something, ie not cold enough to freeze to death but that's about it.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

no heat ever in my illegal apartment!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

81. Kind of shitty Mon/Tues has resulted in me putting brain on ice for the rest of the week, i.e. I am going to get stoned and watch Slither tonight and worry about doing my reading ummm...Sunday.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

if it is really 55 or lower you need to call, they have to turn it on. Haha tho be careful what you wish for, one year in NYC my heat was just gone, like wearing 3 pairs of socks to bed + sweatpants + leg warmers + long sleeve shirt + hoodie + hat kind of thing going on, so I bitched and bitched, then realized that was dumb because I was the asst prop mgr and could just do it myself, got someone to fix the problem (which turned out to be that there was something sketchy going on with the BOTTOM floor, which was over 100 degrees, and no one else was getting heat--why bottom person didn't complain is a mystery), and then my apt was 98 F FOR THE REST OF TIME. ;_;

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Because you...had no windows?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Jessie are you not watching L O S T tonight!?!

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

WINDOWS DIDN'T HELP!! It was batshit insane, like I'd moved to the Sahara or something. So, we chose to all wear bathing suits all winter long.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

nick it is posted on abc.com at 11PM EST THEREFORE I CAN DO BOTH.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

As I am fairly certain I'll be moving again next year, after my landlady lied through her teeth that I wouldn't hear her twin toddlers' feet booming like sodding cannonballs over my head at 7 every morning (what was I thinking), I prefer to speak to her as little as possible. When it dips under 40 degrees, I'll have to.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

You could get a space heater, if you really don't want to interact with her. It wouldn't raise your electric bill by that much, you'd just have to remember to turn it off and move it as necessary. The space heater is my current solution to my heating problem and it actually works ok.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Space-heaters are way more fun anyway, those old 80s firetrap ones look like some kind of glowing UFO motherbrains, heat your home AND cool retro-alien interior design.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

I wd be fated to die like a kebab w/ space heater.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha nickalicious, have you been to my house or something? that's exactly the one I have. my cats have yet to manage to knock it over so it seems a-ok to me.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

is slither awesome?
xpoast

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 26 October 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Jess, do tell. The monster-in-bathtub scene from the preview makes me think "oh just go ahead and make tentacle porn, already".

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

can't make much money in the tentacle porn racket.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

can't make much money in the tentacle porn racket.

niche market it to the whaling communities of the northeast and canadian maritimes and make big $$$.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

new england isn't quite so lovecraftian as all that, really.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

there isn't a huge market for deviant oceanic pr0n in new bedford and fall river?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

SLITHER IS STILL FANTASTIC. Great lines, fantastic pacing + perfect length, great depiction of the Carolinas.

REALLY fucked up tho. Not as bad as Miike and all that but the Troma influence (director started out as Troma hack) is very palpable. Totally thrilled with myself for buying it tho.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 26 October 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

82. (very) drunken booty call from 2 time zones away, aka the one that got away once again expresses a desire to come home and/or dissatisfaction with fugitive bad-drummer boyfriend, once again not likely to be followed through on

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Friday, 27 October 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

83. $girl crying from getting too high... dunno if i comforted properly

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it's my fault my fault

[Eminem]
I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stoped usin.was into bosse and
alternative music. told me she was about to use it agzin. I said wiat first
try this hallucionagin, its better than heroin and the the booze and the gin.
come here lets go in here. Who's in the den? (It's me and Kelly) my bad! lets
try another room "I don't trust you" shut up slut chew up this mushroom. this
will help you get in touch with your roots. We'll get bare-foot but naked and run
in the woods. "oh hell might as well try 'em this party is so drag." Oh dag I
didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag! (huh)
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]

"Yo Sue!"
[G] Get away from me, I don't know you
Oh shoot, she's tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature.
Susan stop crying i don't hate ya. the worlds not against you I'm sorry your
father raped ya. So what, you had your coochie in your dad's mouth. Thats no
reason to start wiggin and spaz out.
she said "Help me I think I'm having a seisure!"
I said "I'm high too (bitch) Quit grabbin my T-shirt (let go!)
Would you calm down you're startin to scare me.
she said " I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married. I don't have any
kids and I can't cook"
I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate.

[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line and "It was an accident!" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
[G] Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled
I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb
I'll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these.
"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?"
[J] He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!
"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left
of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"
[D] Well it depends on how many you had? I took three she ate the other
twenty-two caps Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs,drinking lysol.
"She's gonna die dude." I know and it's my fault!
My god!
[Chorus:]
[1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second line and "What do I do?" at the end]
[2nd repeat same as original Chorus]
My God, I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!
I know you're not dead!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

84. Looking at pictures taken almost exactly two years ago of me, my apartment, family, friends. Everything is exactly the same; they could have been taken yesterday.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 30 October 2006 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

85. date tomorrow but the guy is allergic to cats ;_; it will never work out i should probably just not even bother.

dunno if this makes me shallow, practical, or just destined to be a crazy cat lady spinster.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Monday, 30 October 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

86. getting chatted up by 30-something bimbo who listened to my fucking world music bs on my headphones and was all all embarassed to have confused east and west africa

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 30 October 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

Slither was awesome but it made my pad thai less tasty.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

87. whatever one of the two people in my office kitchen is eating right now smells EXACTLY like WET DOGS, wtf

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Too afraid to go in and find out what it is, the smell, so strong.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

85. date tomorrow but the guy is allergic to cats ;_; it will never work out i should probably just not even bother.
dunno if this makes me shallow, practical, or just destined to be a crazy cat lady spinster.

-- bell labs (lindsay...), October 30th, 2006 8:30 AM. (bell_labs) (admin) (userip)

this happened two weeks ago on My Name is Earl. Amy Sedaris played u and earl's bro played yr date dude. she got rid of the cats for him, but eventually they had to break up because he felt bad. sorry, lady.

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

because all real life experiences can be explained w/tv shows obvs

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

it's happened to me in real life too, years ago, but that was my ex ex bf who i lived with. i ended up moving into my own place with my kitty because she made him so miserable. so i think i should avoid inevitable heartbraek and not even go on this first date :(

― bell labs (bell_labs), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

or you could just have a one night stand at his place and never call him back. win win situation

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

i'm glad amy sedaris played me but i would never get rid of my kitties. one night stand sounds like good way to get teh williamsbourg chancres.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

88. Ultimatums. Good for me in the long run, super not-fun to lay down.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

BE STRONG.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

89. need to watch my language now that my toddler is starting to drop F bombs

― manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

crosspost to LOLZ thread.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

"hot, smart, or not-crazy: pick two"

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

I have to stop picking "hot" and "smart".

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

so very often OTM. xp

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

wait wait wait, you guys get TWO??!??!?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'd throw "funny" in there for good measure.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

90. my regular bar screw up has been reversed so now i have money in my bank account again.... which i am going to blow at a different bar tonight. :( for tomorrow's hangover.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

i am concerned about yr lifestyle

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

"hot, smart, or not-like third wave ska: pick two"

― bell labs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

evan, i fell asleep at 8:30 thereby missing my friends band becoming cheap trick for halloween at delilah's.

:( for that.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Kevin, Evan, and Laurel and all the rest of you pallypal types:

PLEASE USE YOUR NOIZE HANDLES OKAY?

Love,

Steve Shasta

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

what's the problem?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

huh, look at that.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

leave me out of this

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

okay, evan

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

sure thing, larry.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

LOL at Kevvy. Want me to mod that?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

90. WAFFLING FRIENDS MESSING WITH ABILITY TO PLAN AHEAD FOR NIGHT

― ian johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

por favor, senor shasta, por favor.

gracias.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

plus i just fucked up resetting my p'word so the chicago kevin username goes the way of barnaby, hardly working. :(

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

HEY JON REN ISN'T PLAYING THAT SHOW APPARENTLY HE IS IN CALIFORNIA IT MAY BE ANOTHER BAND CALLED DYNASTY OR THE PROV DYNASTY WITH A DIFFT DRUMMER>

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dustedmagazine.com/covers/review_id-1109.jpg

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

[10:37] steveshasta: okay, so girl i totally fucked up with
[10:37] steveshasta: has not shown up in my buddylist for over a year
[10:37] wizardishungry: u_U
[10:37] steveshasta: and now today she shows up as "ONLINE NOW!.gif"
[10:38] wizardishungry: that means she unblocked you
[10:38] steveshasta: are you sure?
[10:38] steveshasta: could it also mean that maybe she switched AIM clients that didn't import her blocked list?
[10:38] steveshasta: or am i being an overanalytical douche?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

thank you to wizardishungry for snuggles.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nastynets.com/secretstash/idolcomments.jpg

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

we are in the process of reconciling. thank you very much Jon. I feel like a weight has been lifted off my chest.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

91. about to make a bad decision

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 4 November 2006 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

92. Took kid to Ayr, Scotland to have tests done by autism eyesight specialist. Pro = he is getting those blue-lensed spectacles that you see pictures of autistic kids wearing sometimes, which might well help him. Bad shit = poor little kid didn't know wtf was going on most of the time, and he kept freaking the fuck out & arguing about everything non-stop. Also 360 mile round trip. Very, very, very heavy couple of days.

Ayr is a nice place, West coast of Scotland, South of Glasgow.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 4 November 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

93. having a bartender friend always stock bar cd player with stuff i have in my bag...stopping in to say hi/have 2 and geting stuck there untill the late shift relieves her and returns cds to my bag.

93a. having to tell random kids drinking in the e.village 'cause its cmj that what they're hearing is sonic youth's bad moon rising

― bb (bbrz), Saturday, 4 November 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

gbx, how'd that decision go/

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Saturday, 4 November 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

re: 92 / Pash, I'm sure you've looked into it but there is some considerable dissent regarding Scotopic Sensitivity Syndrome treatments. but yea, you gotta pursue every avenue for your kid.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Saturday, 4 November 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

see bummer thread

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 4 November 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

94. $girl stopping by to visit me at work.. with a dude.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Saturday, 4 November 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

95. Video results for 'i learned it from you dad'

"I learned it from watching you Dad."
00:27
Dog humping pillow

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 5 November 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

96. woke up sick but woke up less sick than i went to bed.
96a. prospect of teaching 25 elementary kids when i've got literally no voice.

― rems (x Jeremy), Monday, 6 November 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

97. (not bummer worthy) Slipped going down stairs and poured hot coffee all over self.
97a. Cute-ish coworker sees me cleaning it up :(

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

98. friends called, they are in new york. but they don't know where the fuck they are and i could hear tensions rising in the van.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

omg van is worst possible place for inter-band tensions, all vans should have patios

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

Assuming they are a band.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

they are a band

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

Aw hell, just have 'em be at the Ward by 10pm or so. No harm done, they can drown their anger in beerz.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

actually it's two bands in one van.

xpost, nap wouldn't take, i may head over there early.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

(is one of them the band w/BELLAGIO in it?)

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

How early are we talking, here?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna be at ward at around 9ish.

not a :|

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

gbx- no
laurel- dunno, i was thinking about immediately but am now awaiting another call back from the kids when they find their way to brooklyn.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

You better still be making sense when I get there at, like, 9.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

i need a coffee

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

like i've ever made sense.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

99. never date anyone even remotely, tangentially related to where u work

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

i'll say it again:

don't shit where you eat

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

In children's publishing? The opportunity has never even presented itself. (XP)

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

what about focus groups?

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

Are you asking me? What about focus groups?

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 6 November 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

...

here's a different question: I just shaved my head. Should I (a) keep my beard and/or (b) shave a zig-zaggy go-faster stripe into the side?

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

i have rocked beard with no hair on head look but it's definitely a commitment

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

Racing stripe!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

haha gbx totally go for the stripe!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

i want a red stripe

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

100) buying fucking cherry crasins instead of regular

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

101. smoking kind of a lot lately

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

99. never date anyone even remotely, tangentially related to where u work

countdown to bummerz ^ . ^

― am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 07:02 (nineteen years ago)

102. "busty little orphan annie" has no GIS results

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

103. piercing beeping noise emanating from server closet approximately 30 minutes every day, IT guy can't even figure out what machine it is coming from

― diebold with a vengeance (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

104. mouse in office

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

105. women of nyc

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

106. back hurts. i'm just not in good shape today.

― the 48 states competition (1939) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

107. wanna watche movies, gotta go homework

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

108. whoa, so the day has finally come where i, right now, even though i sort of have the time, just don't feel like watching a tv show that i have sitting on my hard drive and that i really do like. i feel like reading. a good thing but feels weird.

'heroes' thread, you will have to wait.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 02:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1e/Emokidhitler.jpg

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

mykampf.com

― am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.musicclub.it/foto/ge/big/genesis_p_orridge._col.tif.big.jpg

― the 48 states competition (1939) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

105a. in particular the one who is not in new york but in las vegas for the week telling me to come out for a few days.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 07:15 (nineteen years ago)

Steve, how does a noise dude have a good time in Vegas? Star Trek Experience AMIRITE?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 08:04 (nineteen years ago)

hotel lobby lounge acts + cheap cocktails + issan thai food at lotus of siam

― the 48 states competition (1939) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 08:05 (nineteen years ago)

The key to having a good time in Vegas is getting the fuck out of there within 36-48 hours.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

also staying in excalibur, drinking a lot, eating nowhere but at in-n-out, laffing at fatties gambling, and considering the hookers in the escort service service of the yellow pages.

― rems (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 08:19 (nineteen years ago)

106. this dood with a luigi racoon shirt and fucked up teeth sees me reading a comic on the bus this evening and insists that i read his comic hes working on which is about a JEWISH SECRET AGENT so i laughed and thought it was going to be a joke or some shit but it wasnt. dood was totally serious with missions finding sacred staffs and quoting the scripture and shit. also the art was like a conner age 3 or whatever that gif was ally always posts. seriously like a 5 year old. it was very :-|

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 08:23 (nineteen years ago)

hey, genesis p-orridge rulez! hot tits! my friend is his manager/archivist. yes, weird times.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 09:01 (nineteen years ago)

107. not-as-horrible-as-the-alternative election outcome makes one wonder how many times this generation of progressives will get 'disappointed' by the Democrats

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

108. Wallet and right shoe both missing.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, how do you lose ONE SHOE??? I need to leave the house!

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

109. Going to write a big check to new roommates, to firmly secure my cat-free, dust-free, right-by-Ian accommodations!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

at least you didn't lose one shoe outside the house! cause that would get difficult/awkward!
xp

also, YAY LAUREL!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

that should be happy face

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

had an AMAZING time in nyc, \:) because i'm leaving and don't want to. boston will feel my wrath.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

The key to having a good time in Vegas is getting the fuck out of there within 36-48 hours.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), November 8th, 2006.

this is so key

Circus Circus still the most fucked up thing on the planet, New York New York is incredibly strange, MGM Grand, the Coca-Cola Museum of Soda, don't miss old Vegas downtown off the strip & do one complete walk down the strip (which is now one long shopping mall, compared to ten years ago -- retail shops lining the sidewalks) and for god's sake stay no longer than 1.5 days or it'll take you the next month to throw off the depression

Death Valley is only a few hours away by car, and a far better way to spend 2-3 days, especially in the fall / winter

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

i've been to vegas a few times, never for more than 8 hours or so at a stretch.

recommended: mushrooms! well, sort of recommended.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

...i don't know what to eat for dinner!

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

a. JACK DANIELS
b. JOHN FAHEY
c. COORS LIGHT TALL

MELLOWBRATE.

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

COME TO TEH CHARALAMBIDES SHOW, BRIAN.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

a. wine
b. hassara backyard vol. 3 (thanks, Rog)
c. alpine (hot cocoa + pep schnapps)
d. L O S T

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

SHIT, I DIDNT EVEN KNOW CHARALAMBIDES WERE PLAYING?!??!?!?!?!?!?

I SAW WITCHCRAFT LAST NIGHT AND THEY FUCKING KILLED IT.

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Thursday, 9 November 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

110. do ppl think Ed Bradley was, like, a real journalist?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

as opposed to...?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Morbs, you are on a crotchety old-fart-with-cheese roll this week!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

I never saw 60 Mins do journalism as opposed to celeb interviews, Wallace entrapping criminals, Rather running around Afghanistan in a burnoose, etc.

That said, at least Ed got shot covering Vietnam, seemed likeable, and 65 is way too young. No disrespect meant.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

(DR, I call myself "crotchety" all the time)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

I never saw 60 Mins do journalism ...

sorry man, we're friends and all, but this is straight up retarded.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

I hate to say it, but....

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

111. Weird, almost-in-the-open conversation re: relationships w/girl who has a boyfriend that she's dating "just for kicks." Like, it would probably make more sense for us to be dating, but we're both too cool to bring it up.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 10 November 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

cuz, you know, what would be the point, right?

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 10 November 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

WOMEN ARE TROUBLE

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/95/140895.jpg

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

i should probably just get a blog

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

112) Buying shoelaces @ the local Walgreen's, I saw a bottle of Hydroxycut on the shelves and was actually considering buying it. THIS IS HOW IT STARTS.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 November 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

morbius you really like to kick 'em when they're down huh

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 November 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

down /= daid

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

99. never date anyone even remotely, tangentially related to where u work
countdown to bummerz ^ . ^

-- am0n

BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

113. people who like saw II better than 85-92.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

i like saw II better also.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

and i ain't talkin about that crappy movie.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh i get it now aphex

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

113a. People that relentlessy rail against mediocre Sonic Youth albums (and the wakeboarders that abet them)

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

99. never date anyone even remotely, tangentially related to where u work
countdown to bummerz ^ . ^
-- am0n
BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

-- bo janglin (wt...), November 10th, 2006 3:44 PM. (dubplatestyle)

u were supposed to prove me wrong!

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

It seems half of the people I work with married within the company. I fear they are dead inside, and reproduce asexually.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

dave why you wanna let mediocrity get a pass?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

BTW - I retract 113a on account of revisiting that thread and wanting to punch every assclown on it. (Tho I still like Dirty just fine nyeah.)

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

yeah come punch me, tough guy.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 November 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

114. didn't go/bring home a certain druuuuuuuunk girl last night

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 10 November 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

Not you, stence! I meant the OTHER assclowns! You softie, you!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

aw. i luv u dave.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

115. just call me already and drop the bomb

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

116. got pulled over by the SAME motorcycle cop who gave me a $337 "no seatbelt" ticket in august.

117. wasn't wearing my seatbelt.

118. no ticket, just a stern talking-to about seatbelt safety.

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

buckle up dude. i don't want to read a "vahid RIP" thread.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

i've been teaching my tutoring students about impulse and conservation of linear momentum this week and i've been talking about collisions all week! and giving seatbelt lectures to everyone!

whatta hypocrite!

the real issue is that i've turned into a lazy palo alto suburbanite, and i keep getting nailed on this seatbelt thing because i keep having these mornings where i hop into my car at the gf's house, drive three blocks to peet's coffee, jump out and grab a drink, drive two blocks to the tutoring office, duck in to grab paperwork, drive three blocks back to my house.

if it's too short of a trip to fuck w/ a seatbelt = i should just walk or use my bike.

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah wtf why would you not wear a seatbelt?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 November 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

if you're gonna move back to NorCal, at least start behaving like one of us.

Steve Shasta
Host & MC
Celebrity Wakeboarding on XSPN

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

119. hit by car at lunch (tapped me but i almost splayed onto the hood)
me: "dude wtf"
him: (one hand on wheel, other holding cellphone)"i said "excuse me"

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

am0n, was dude wearing a seatbelt?!?! haha sorry, glad you're ok.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

gah jesus that sucks amon

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Friday, 10 November 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Excuse me"???????????????

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 10 November 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

now overdrawn at bank due to buying over $200 of records in brooklyn. thank god i got a hueg discount at passout or else ida been xtra f'ing screwed.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

what everybody else said about wearing a seatbelt

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

i got so well-trained that i put on my seatbelt subconsciously. i got made fun of for putting it on to back my car up about 10 feet once.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 10 November 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

same here. but why does cali have a $337 fine for it? fucking pinkos

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

because a lot of people drive in california

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

THIRD RULE OF THE CAR.

(I watched Transporter II last weekend.)

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

south florida traffic is just as bad as los angeles dude!

xpost

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

lies

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

gbx, i do it without realizing, too! except i never wear seatbelts in taxis. i wonder why!?

i used to get snickered at for putting the parking braek on in flat places, but i think that's just cause automatic drivers don't understand shit.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

that's just cause automatic drivers don't understand shit.

A MILLION TIMES YES

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

i always wear a seatbelt. i saw a car do a 720 on the BQE on my way to lagurdia on wednesday, that was a perfect reminder as to why i do.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 10 November 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

my emoticon is slowly but surely turning into

(:-L

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Saturday, 11 November 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

no, that's too jaunty.

more like

(:-(

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Saturday, 11 November 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

"Excuse me"???????????????

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...), November 10th, 2006 8:26 PM. (allyzay)

haha and he said it in this sheesh-y apologetic tone. i had said "what the fuck?" twice so apparently i didn't hear his first "excuse me"

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 11 November 2006 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

gbx, laurel, otto,

as a 12 year old i once put my seatbelt on mid-drive 15 seconds before a massive side-on collision. the car was fucked, but my mom and i were fine. you'd think i'd be a hueg God loving nut because of that.

― manute lol (sanskrit), Saturday, 11 November 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

i still get the shivers everytime i'm in a car driving thru that corner.

― manute lol (sanskrit), Saturday, 11 November 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

120. landed totally awesome and lucky one-in-a-million-chance PAID internship with amazing designer.

taking pre-employment drug test tomorrow.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 12 November 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

121. orange shower is now white shower. thank god. so clean, i want to live in it forever.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

don't eat so many carrots

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

this was supposed to be on the happy thread

can't keep straight all these genius list threads

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

122. Most recent ex (dumped me while I was in hospital lol) wants to "catch up." I mention dinner, he mentions fancy Thai place (uh). I have told him we are not ever getting back together three times. Does he actually just want to be friends or should I bring mace???

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

bring mace.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

123. I found out what is in livermush today. I still want to eat it.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

bring mace with which to spice up noodles

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

bring sriracha

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

124. it's so dark already!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY FUCK SERIOUSLY.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

it never got light here today. it's like living in the north fucking pole or something.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

125. HUNGEE

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

During the work week I literally only see the sun on my lunch break.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

I guess that belongs on bummerz but whatev.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

126. roommate just announced that he is making dinner. normally, this would be a :D because he is usually a layabout and I've made him dinner countless times (ie - he has mooched my food). :-/ -- he is making pesto pasta w/CHORIZO.

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

go with it man

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

we'll see about this

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

is this because chorizo doesn't go with pesto? because it might.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

right, it might. that's why it's :-/

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

i think it will be pok

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

it was!

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

pok?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

127) Was chat-banned from online p0k3r place for being a rude pottymouth (tho if I was WINNING, I wouldn't've been so damn rude).
127a) Thank you, p0k3r overlords, for SENDING ME examples of my rudeness so I can bask in the glow of my own fucking pottymouth.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

128) nice drinx with Laurel & Ian
129) jon didn't show so I could ask him how to arbitrarily delete Hot Lips' posts

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

130) need to do things in the following order from now on:
-turn off all devices which can be used to communicate to the outside world
-THEN take the ambien

otherwise i am likely to send emails and make phonecalls that i can't explain :(

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Morbius, if you'd stop obsessively reading the admin log and actually look approximately 1/4 inch below any of these posts and notice the link that says "admin," you wouldn't need jon to babysit you.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Ally, is viewing the Admin link a default setting? Because Jon had to tell me how to change my prefs in order to see it.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

OH SHIT, the Ambien, YES! I had at least two LOOOOONG conversations/interactions with my ex that he had no memory of the next day. Talked about some serious shit, too.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

I hate helping ~~my mom and dad~~ Morbs and Laurel with their computer problems. Fucking old people!!!!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

127a) Thank you, p0k3r overlords, for SENDING ME examples of my rudeness so I can bask in the glow of my own fucking pottymouth.

C&P plz.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

(for roflz)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

xpost laurel - yes. instead of making me fall asleep, ambien apparently makes me decide it's the best time to call my ex.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Ouch. My ex seemed to like me more while he was out of his head, than when he was in it. If I could keep him on Ambien and beer I'd give it serious consideration.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

pets are expensive

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

freakin hell, i know

what is ambien and why would you take it?

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

Sleep aid, Rrob. I think you have to read the fine print to realize that it will make you stoned-ish for a while before you fall to sleep, and you won't remember ANY of it in the morning.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

dangerland
esp if it makes you call exes. or call anyone, for that matter.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

ambien is a sleep aid. it's supposed to make you fall asleep. but sometimes it just makes me black out and send incoherent messages to people.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Yes Laurel, you are right about the link AND THE EMPRESS KEEPS HER STREAK INTACT

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

i think i am not going to take it anymore.

lead healthy mental, emotional life, etc.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

lead healthy mental, emotional life, etc.

god, good luck.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

141. there is a Baghdad, KY, only it is apparently spelled B-A-G-D-A-D, KY (maybe it is named for alt guitar tuning?)

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

ambien is some serious shit. tylenol pm = all of the sleep, none of the embarassing side effects, and it's OTC.

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

Sleep aid, Rrob. I think you have to read the fine print to realize that it will make you stoned-ish for a while before you fall to sleep, and you won't remember ANY of it in the morning.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), Yesterday. (Laurel) (link)

stoned-ish? i have never had coherent multi-sensory hallucinations or blacked out while stoned!

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

it's like your dreams get mixed with your waking state if you don't go to bed right away

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

laurel doesn't smoke pot.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

142. got through evil presentation/white paper alive and in one piece and got good feedback on it, but

143. realized this morning that i have a STATS MIDTERM on thursday and am now ~~ready to put a gun to my head~~ kicking myself for letting the "withdraw" deadline pass

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

oh, wierd.

xpost

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

weird

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ambien makes boxes and furniture come alive, and turns the TV into a whirling portal of colors. Also, back door turns into doorway to pirate ship. Might be fun if with sober friend who keeps you from doing anything crazy, kind of dud when alone.

― DJ Cluberlang (Sleepy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:15 (nineteen years ago)

once i took ambien and didn't realize how fast it would hit me, then within 15 min was not able to walk up to the stairs to bed without massive stumbling. sister's friend was v. amused, though!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

for real out-of-body excitement, take ambien after having taken vicodin earlier in the day!

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

so its like a crappier version of lsd

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

lsd where the creative output is mortifying text messages instead of sgt. pepper

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

also my couple of experiences with lsd were FUN

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

yeah ambien is like lsd with all the joy sucked out, leaving void.

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

oh and there is the whole black out thing, which never happens with lsd

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

people's decription of ambien highs sounds like the time i ate a whole box of dramamine at the tender age of 14. darkest trip ever.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

this thread is turning into erowid

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 05:52 (nineteen years ago)

joyless drugs are not for me
blackouts also not for me
may accept nausea at v begining if it goes away fast and rest of time is great and not scary
prescription drug recreation still seems kinda creepy to me though. unless it was, like, morphine or something, holy sheeit

143. realized this morning that i have a STATS MIDTERM on thursday and am now ready to put a gun to my head kicking myself for letting the "withdraw" deadline pass

i've actually had this nightmare!
i'm sorry you have to live it, but am sure you will get through it fine - at least you've got a subject to apply stats to. all my anxiety nightmares about math were fully abstract and messed up.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

added pressure of having to keep my GPA up or they won't renew my scholarship!

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

ambien is waaay more fun than dramamine and less annoying the next day. its like being drunk with tiredness but without the dreadful sadness of being voertired or the anxiety of staying up for 3 days

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:02 (nineteen years ago)

@_-

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

^^^^ life right now

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

just say no, kidz

Need to combine tonight's late Kiki & Herb show w/ Hell Week at work

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

Ian OTM about me. But who said anything about hallucinations...? All I know is XEB would have whole conversations with me, walk around the apt and do stuff, seem totally coherent if a little over-enthusiastic, and then try to tell me the same news the next day, having no memory of the Ambien-time.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Jody, I feel you re: 143 - I actually had that happen to me during my first collegiate go-around, except I found out about the test in question (History) when I sat down and the teacher passed out the blue books. 6 months later, I was working @ Little Caesar's. Don't let that happen to you - Little Caesar's kinda sucks.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

My daughter is going to be walking that scholarship tightrope for a few years. Her roommate is all, "Why wouldn't you want to take 21 hours and have a 30 hr/wk job in your first semester?" and Sarah's like, "Bitch, get back on your side of the room."

― Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

i've never had any strange side effects from ambien. i love it - you take it, get in bed, and fall asleep almost instantly for 8 hours. no pill hangover, either.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah Lauren, but if you always went right to bed you'd never notice the lost time! That's why it's funny to me -- the idea of someone reading the same 5 pages of book every night and never remembering them, and never remembering that he's forgotten them.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

did not ingest ambien, alcohol or anything else last night.

but did talk to ex for hours on google chat.

healthy emotional life score 50%

― documenta 12 has three leitmotifs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

my ex called last night, i just let it ring. no voicemail.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

you are a stronger person than i.

― documenta 12 has three leitmotifs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

ignoring the ex = important life skill

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

there was nothing good that could come of it, either the dog is sick or she's got problems with her man or something. not a whole fuck of a lot i can do 2,000 miles away.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

mine is 500 miles away. we can look at each other's homes on google earth and send funny pictures of cats but thats about it.

― documenta 12 has three leitmotifs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

6 months later, I was working @ Little Caesar's.

you couldn't wait until thursday night to tell me that?

― lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

fighting growing urge to start creating sequel DC threads with even worse names

― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

learning to ignore the ex before they ignore you = important life skill

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 16 November 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

144. Running into ex-crush wearing sweats and no makeup (doing laundry). BONUS POINTS: last face-to-face interaction consisted of me drunkenly hitting on him (dude has girlfriend).

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 17 November 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

With a tendency to stare zombie-like and run into stationary objects, a new species of impaired motorist is hitting the roads: the Ambien driver.

Ambien, the nation's best-selling prescription sleeping pill, is showing up with regularity as a factor in traffic arrests, sometimes involving drivers who later say they were sleep-driving and have no memory of taking the wheel after taking the drug.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/08/business/08ambien.html?ex=1299474000&en=17cf99894f297014&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

― milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 17 November 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

fucked up

― milton parker (Jon L), Friday, 17 November 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

this one is even nuttier

link might not work unless u have times select

It was not until her son came to spend several nights that Ms. Evans said she realized that despite the body cast, she was getting up to eat while she was asleep. "During the day, I couldn't even make it to the bathroom by myself," Ms. Evans said.

The first night her son was there, he found her standing in the kitchen, body cast and all, frying bacon and eggs. The next night he found her eating a sandwich, Ms. Evans said, and sent her back to bed. Later that same night, her son arose to find her standing in the kitchen again. "I had turned the oven on," she recalled. "I store pots and pans in the oven and I had turned it to 500 degrees."

...

"One day," she said, "I got up — my husband describes this in great detail — I got a package of hamburger buns and I just tore it open like a grizzly bear and just stood there and ate the whole package. He said a couple things to me and then he realized I was asleep." She has switched to working days and no longer takes Ambien.

― dmr (Renard), Friday, 17 November 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

145. q: why am i wearing a t-shirt from my undergrad university radio station, when (a) i graduated from there 8 1/2 years ago (b) it's not even a very good radio station (tho the show i had was ok)? a: (a) the shirt was clean and hanging neatly in my closet this morning (b) school spirit... or something.

― lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 17 November 2006 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

146. Totino's pizza rolls. So good, but then you look at the never ending list of ingredients on the back and go "shit, what the fuck did I just put in my body"

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 17 November 2006 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

re: 146. it doesn't matter, they're that good.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

uhm, except they're not that good. pay me no mind. but damn, they're good.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 17 November 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

147. for some reason finally deciding to read the Single c/d ile thread this morning. eesh, whatever :/ but still kind of immediately put some fahey on.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

CHEAPER THAN THERAPY.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

That's okay, Robyn, I have not forgotten our agreement to be crime-fighting, injustice-righting granny sleuths in the American Southwest. And since that last breath of hope, I mean, dating thing, is dead, I guess we are ON!!!

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

haha - and i still have unfounded love for the american southwest! and dislike for injustice! i even love cats! and yet...
but: i just watched the office (laugh-out-loud, need-to-hit-pause funny ep) and now it is sunny out and face is happy one
+ fahey totally works too!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

can i be the kate jackson to your farrah and jaclyn?

― lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

bosley and charlie positions still available.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

obv!
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Yes! JBR is coming, too! Also already discussed. No houseboy opening, do not need.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

148. Parents evening over, mostly good but told fave kid's parents (as praise! It's a dyslexic/special needs school ffs) that he'd done so superwell in tests that he could be looking re: next school at being "bottom of the top set" at somewhere like Westminster (top-5 national supernerd private school) and they looked really pissed off at the "bottom of" bit even though I was being totally complimentary and pumped and probably flattering a bit? But uh mostly okay + over.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Actually that should probably be a full-fledged bummer :(((

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

i can hook you guys up with a spinster-to-be in the Fe, if yr interested

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

149. drinking. in other news, the sky is blue.

― lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 18 November 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

150. watching a cheeseball movie (Underworld: Evolution) again because I am stoned.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 18 November 2006 07:09 (nineteen years ago)

151. drinking at three different bars, but STILL missing urusu1a's birthday party because of .... what, exactly?

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Saturday, 18 November 2006 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

152. The outbound portion of the T near my school is no longer going to be free starting in Jan. 2007. Also, price going from $1.25 to $1.70/$2.00 depending on how you pay. :/ (And yes, I know the subway is two dollars already in NYC, but it's also a lot faster and more reliable.)

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 18 November 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

153. discovering myspace profiles for kids whose older brother and sister i was babysitting while they were being born and who i babysat for years after their births... feeling OLD.

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 20 November 2006 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

posted here because if it wasn't false alarm it'd be on suicidefaceemoticon thread

― parsley, sage francis, rosemary, and thyme (dubplatestyle), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

x_x

― parsley, sage francis, rosemary, and thyme (dubplatestyle), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Oh for the love of Christ and little green apples...

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

happy holidays, y'all!

― parsley, sage francis, rosemary, and thyme (dubplatestyle), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

o_0

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 20 November 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

is that why lady was acting so weird?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

nah, just happy side effect

― parsley, sage francis, rosemary, and thyme (dubplatestyle), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

FOR GOD'S SAKE BAG IT UND TAG IT

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

155. ilxor on wdyll thread looks exactly like ex-gf EXACTLY

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

156. ILX

(wd go on bummerz, but I'm still locked out of it)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

157. no hearing from friend with sick dad...i'm worried something happened

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

158. Drinking beer while doing work (WILLINGLY)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

159. Roommate just handed me a BLANK CHECK for watching his dog while he's gone for the week, "in case I need anything."

WAHT

...plus, he only left a small portion of the weed. If I hadn't asked "soooo....you taking the weed?" he would have left the whole thing.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

OBV you write check to dealer.

160.
'Lost' Star Up for X-Men Role?

Lost star Josh Holloway is being tipped to star in the next X-Men movie as fan favorite Gambit. Holloway, who plays Sawyer on the hit TV show, was set to star as Gambit in X-Men: The Last Stand but pulled out because of TV commitments. But it's reported the model/actor will star in the next installment, which will not feature many of the film's original stars, including Hugh Jackman, Sir Ian McKellen and Halle Berry. The film's producer Lauren Shuler Donner tells Moviehole, "Remember in Lost? There was a guy in there that was the perfect Gambit, the guy with the straight hair, good-looking, the bad boy… Sawyer. The reason we didn't use Gambit was because in a sense his persona is a bit like Wolverine in that he's got attitude and his power is not quite as exciting as the others. That's why we went to Nightcrawler on 2 because he looked different than everybody else and he had a great power. So yes, I think we would weave Gambit within our story, (but) it wouldn't be The Gambit Movie." Gambit possesses the ability to charge objects with energy, causing them to explode.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

blank check for dog-watching == to cover emergency vet expenses, maybe?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

make check out to cash, if anything happens to the dog say the vet wouldn't accept a check.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

161. my mom is cooking roast beef for thanksgiving = delicious, but no hope for turkey salad on friday

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is wrong with your mom

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

162. i've been playing so much gameboy my brain looks like paperrad.org when i close my eyes

― documenta 12 has three leitmotifs (bell_labs), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

my parents always wage these bizarre mini-wars on holiday traditions - i think its mainly my dad

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

163. In high spirits, but the kind that make me want to do something self-destructive and ill-advised...and I have only wholesome, family-safe activities lined up for at least the next two days.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

i just got a really intense sympathy pang for your sister...

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Are you fucking kidding me? Kati can out-self destroy me anyday, and she's got the scars to prove it. I'm an amateur.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

164. she got chicago job.

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

164 is pretty much the consummate (\:-|

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

re 162: http://del.icio.us/tag/paperradish

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

jon whats that site that has all the gif's of people who make the same face over and over again on their myspace pics?

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

165. after only two full days at law firm i am kind of dreading 8 more months of it and missing pub a lot. it's nice to have a straightforward job and get paid but it's not overly stimulating and everything is BEIGE.

― zombierza (tehresa), Thursday, 4 January 2007 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

even your ipod?

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 4 January 2007 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

even her HEART

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 4 January 2007 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

my ipod died :(

― zombierza (tehresa), Thursday, 4 January 2007 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds like most jobs. at least you have grad school to go to eventually yeah?

happy bday

― documenta 12 has three leitmotifs (bell_labs), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

73. talking about burn1ng st@r cor3 with chix? :/
-- roc u like a § (jo...)
says the boy who spent all day flirting with a myspace ho
-- sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (melissais...)

ah yeah..i guess that'd be me.. :(

― cat (catwon), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

166. "the girls of google" ^

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 4 January 2007 07:42 (nineteen years ago)

167. i am genuinely happy to have the time stamps make sense again.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

168. Eight months of dread ain't THAT long, teh!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

169. back 2 skool in 3 days
170. obese

― nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

how come there isn't a noize year's resolution thread? i guess i don't care

FEH

― nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

170b. fattey lovers?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

richie hawtin face emoticon?

http://www.outlar.com/images/artists/RichieHawtin1.jpg

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

171. becoming increasingly paranoid I have mono.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

Does ILX look weird to anybody else? Like the letters are further apart than usual?

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

xxxpost - what an awful combover

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 5 January 2007 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

richie hawtin says

(\:-/

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 5 January 2007 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

172. Just came across a research paper I apparently once wrote but have absolutely no memory of writing. Not the book report kind, the full-blown researchy kind with data and analyses and everything!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 8 January 2007 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

Was this my undergrad Senior thesis!? How the fuck could I have lost my memory of this stuff so utterly!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 8 January 2007 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

173a. fun party with Forks, tokyorosemary & cast of dozens
173b. NOBODY BRUNG VODKA

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

I will bring some next time

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

me too

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

174. the class i was most looking forward to this semester is going to require a shit-ton of paper-writing. it is a great class though, and it's a requirement for a certificate course i want to do. also, one of the profs team-teaching it looks like kyle maclachlan.

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:33 (nineteen years ago)

MacLachlan now or Twin Peaks-era MacLachlan?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

more now, i'd say

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

that's probably good; it would be crazy distracting if he was Dale Cooper-hot.

writing papers is the worst, though.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

175. the class I am most looking forward to has SEVEN REQUIRED BOOKS. wtf professor f3wsm1th, you best be giving me another A.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

the two classes i've had are boring and dumb

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 03:52 (nineteen years ago)

respectively

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

Going out again -- close to being permanently branded "nice friend"

― Forsythe Pendleton Jones III (Grodd), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 06:18 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, dale cooper is hot. i don't care what you say.

― zombierza (tehresa), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

dale cooper is a superbabe, although the ladiez of twin peaks far outweigh the men. I think Kyle is hotter in Blue Velvet, but then by about minute 45 you feel really fucked up for thinking that.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

yes, Dale Cooper is hot! that's what I was saying. Professor Dale Cooper=too distracting to learn from.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

I had a hottttt professor last semester. He looked like he was from a 90s teen drama.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.toyvey.com/kisskiss/manga/index.html

odd/scary manga involving Transformers

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 08:32 (nineteen years ago)

He looked like he was from a 90s teen drama.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008AOX3.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 08:45 (nineteen years ago)

that cover is kind of creepy. why does michelle williams look all chubby? why does katie holmes look like jennifer garner? why does guy who plays pacey look like a B+ hs senior year art project? why would anyone hire van der beek?

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

that's how we rolled in the 90s

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

i never got into this show though :/

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

dawson's creek = 6 seasons OC = 3.5 seasons. huh?

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

accelerated culture, my friend

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

or something like that

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Also: Fox vs. WB.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

The third season of the OC was worse than any given stretch of The Creek.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

...although the ladiez of twin peaks far outweigh the men.

coop
sherrif truman
pete
the horne brothers
hank
leo
bobby

it's enough to make me wanna turn gay. u nuts, jessie.

okay, well maybe not enough, but the dudes rule.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

out of all the guys on Twin Peaks, I only find myself attracted to Coop, Pete, and Gordon Cole.

Now, a Josie/Audrey/Shelly harem...

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

oh orchid freak is hot too!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

orchid freak = jaymc

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

wait. BH90210 = 10 seasons, Dawson's Ck = 6 seasons, OC = 4 seasons, next teen drama = 0 seasons?

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

176. beeps (kid in my belly) and I almost bought the farm this morning when a car flew out from a side street doing about 50, hit its brakes and did a 360, breaking off the back of his car and missing us by only a few feet. if id been 1 more second up the road he'd have hit my driver's door full speed and i'd be in hospital, at least. he looked ok and i should have stopped to see if he was OK but I got so mad so fast i thought i might beat the shit out of him. now i feel happy to be alive but bad i drove off = :-/.

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

I like that you call your fetus "beeps".

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

pleeeeeease keep the name when it's born

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't even know y'all were preggers! congrats! and be safe.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

thats her name and will stay

thanks, hst!

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

Deputy Andy from Twin Peaks plays almost the exact same character (slightly less dopey/more menacing) on Eerie, Indiana.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

aw, sunny, that is crazy! that flash anger is some wild stuff though, kind of out of your control - hey, at least you were of mind enough to check, however briefly, if he was okay. you and beeps are safe! that is :)
xpost

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

twin peaks just had a hot cast, period, hot in so many ways

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

beeps??? i thought it would be little miss sparkle princess, for sure. glad you two are ok.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

rrrobyn, usually i get scared in those situations. anger kicks fears ass! plus, there were a bunch of people who were there so im sure everyone ended up OK.

r/z, thats 'princess sparkle', actually, and the middle name is still up for grabs so MAYBE

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

177. Put $1000 into fixing my car in November.
Was rear-ended around Thanksgiving and worried that they would declare my car a total loss.
Just got back from the insurance inspection and they're going to give me $1500!

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

wrong thread?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

Does :-( + :-) = :-| ?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

Well, if I don't get it fixed the money just about evens out (the first number should have been $1500 as well) but my car is kind of jacked up.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

the first number should have been $1500 as well

important detail

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/53049528/11277591

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

178. root canal finished. ugh.

by the way, mr dentist, why do you have bad breath? what gives?

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

Many dentists have bad breath. This is because many dentists are sadists, which is kind of obvious, once you think about it. Dentistry is good because it provides jobs for people who would otherwise be dissecting cats in the garage.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

179. Banning/unbanning war has led to both mickey and jagger being free to roam about, doing as they will.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

i love beeps

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, as a name

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

cosign.

i love:

"beeps (kid in my belly)"

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

i love it too, beeps sounds like a dear little rotter's name.

― estela (estela), Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

180. "ladies i will now quiz you about flight and space travel" wtf why am i watching this bullshit??!?!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

181. "the new strategy i outline tonight..." wtf why am i watching this bullshit??!?!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh shit, i totally forgot about the president...wonder if i can watch it online

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 11 January 2007 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

182. burned the shit out of my finger on molten chocolate from a deep fried mars bar

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Thursday, 11 January 2007 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

xpost, don't waste your time. i don't know why i just did!

― nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 11 January 2007 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

183. lost chapstick two days ago.. lips hurt :*(

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 11 January 2007 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

184. Agence France-Presse
Last updated 04:40pm (Mla time) 01/05/2007
BEIJING -- A 17-year-old boy in northeastern China was so disappointed with the looks of a woman he met over the Internet that he hanged himself after seeing her face-to-face, state media reported Friday.
The unnamed teenager first contacted the woman -- known by her chat moniker "Qunjiaofeiyang", or "Flying Skirt" -- using the popular Chinese online messaging software QQ, Xinhua news agency said.
The girl described herself as a beautiful 19-year-old and the pair chatted on the Web for weeks before arranging a December 26 rendezvous in the nearby city of Mudanjiang, in far northeastern Heilongjiang province.
The boy arrived to discover the woman far less attractive than advertised and 10 years older than him, Xinhua said.

The boy immediately returned home, lost his appetite, and four days later hanged himself from a tree.

― ‘•’u (gear), Thursday, 11 January 2007 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

185. facebook-friended old bro from back in the day (1st-grade onward) because i found a demo tape from our high school hardcore band. and he got totally fat and alcoholic! what teh fuck.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 11 January 2007 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

did he accuse you of thin abstemiousness

― estela (estela), Thursday, 11 January 2007 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

coop
sherrif truman
pete
the horne brothers
hank
leo
bobby
it's enough to make me wanna turn gay. u nuts, jessie.
okay, well maybe not enough, but the dudes rule.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), 10th, 2007. (hstencil) (later) (link) (admin)

audrey horne supercedes any hot guy on tp except maybe cooper.

sunny, glad you are ok!!

― zombierza (tehresa), Thursday, 11 January 2007 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

thanks tz!

i was more smitten with shelley but the one eyed jacks with audrey and daddy scene was gold.

$111??
Twin Peaks - The First Season (Special Edition) by Twin Peaks (DVD - Dec 18, 2001)
DVD: See all 13 items
Used & new from $111.11

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

well obv. audrey horne.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

still in print in UK

i forget - i know UK version has pilot, but is it worse quality than US DVD's?

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

i have the uk dvd, it's super awesome nice.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

estela, the thing thats weird about it is that he used to be a twig and i used to be a fatty. now i'm a twig and he's a fatty.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

OH SWEEEEET NUTHIN'!!!!!!!

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

186. who wants to write this thesis for me? because i am tired and i am poor and need new things instead of being hounded by self-created guilt :/
just fucking do it vs. don't be a baby vs. sighhh

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

rrrobyn, procrastination is bad enough without feeling guilty about it. :( i know the feeling all too well.

though i can guarantee you'll feel better once you put some time into it. buck up! :)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

thanks, a - it's true that doing the work does make me feel better. half the job is reminding myself of that!
i also need to work on my attention span for certain things, that is, this. will buck up, figure out how to not crush soul.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070111/i/r284055357.jpg?x=380&y=282&sig=c4ePH1.LaBbTEKqniUyFDw--

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

sad

i did my work. small steps. soul intact. less :/

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

186. remind me not to look up long-estranged exes on myspace unless i actually want to be vaguely wigged out when i find their pages

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

oh man so true

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

187. oh cool! andre royo (bubbles from the wire) posted a comment on my myspace! maybe he thinks i am awesome! oh shit! someone hacked his account and it's just spam :(

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

188. waking up after being drunk for a week and noticing your room is a war zone. i think there are some refugees hiding somewhere by the laundry basket.
188a. not really feeling very motivated to pick it up. i think i will go shopping instead!

― zombierza (tehresa), Sunday, 14 January 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

189. construction noises next door ruining my morning.

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Monday, 15 January 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

190. blowing crazy snow outside and i have to leave the house and go downtown (this always happens! why didn't i do the stuff i needed to do on friday!)

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

191. just drove by a guy getting arrested in the rain - cop was cuffing him with one hand and holding an umbrella in the other, both cop and guy getting arrested were laughing. WTF.

― baron kickass von awesomehausen (nickalicious), Monday, 15 January 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

192. Quit smoking this weekend. RRrrrrrRRRR.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Monday, 15 January 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

Ah fuck, this isn't ehhhhhhhmoticon thread.

193. Just posted to wrong thread, filled with shame.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Monday, 15 January 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

191. just drove by a guy getting arrested in the rain - cop was cuffing him with one hand and holding an umbrella in the other, both cop and guy getting arrested were laughing. WTF.

did he look like the town drunk? cuz then it coulda been a 'ha ha, charlie, you know you can't drive after last night-- you must've had, what, 8 buds before the game ended?' 'yeah ralph, i woke up in o'leary's rose garden again. ha ha ha. fuckin rain, right?'

yknow

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 15 January 2007 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

"hey otis"

"haaaaaeyey andy"

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

194. compulsive truthfulness
195. complicated TOTGA visit, impending
196. DO NOT KNOW WHAT I WANT

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ah fuck, this isn't ehhhhhhhmoticon thread.
193. Just posted to wrong thread, filled with shame.

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), January 15th, 2007 10:09 AM. (johnjusten) (later) (link) (admin)

no it IS ehhhhhhmoticon thread!

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

197. possibilies for my tuesday: moving boxes of LPs in the rain for minimal compensation vs. sleeping in and going grocery shopping, but being a little bored. WHAT TO DO!

― be home by 11 (orion), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

Oh. I thought it was the emo emoticon thread, in which case quitting smoking wouldn't fit, because I want to KILL PEOPLE/celebrate my wise health choices, not mope.

xpost

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

no i interpret :-\ as ehhhhh - halfway between :-( and :-)

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:26 (nineteen years ago)

Ahhhh.

(\:-| makes me think of that fucking swoop haircut I see every day, thus capital EMO assumption.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:29 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

198. after roughly 80 beers friday i somehow wound up with my friend lisa shaving my head some time after midnight. i am totally bald.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT for realz???

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

yep. i took a picture yesterday but forgot to upload it. i'll try to remember when i get home.
the trash can in bill & lisa's bathroom was literally overflowing with hair.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

I like how you've been fussing and grumping about getting a haircut for MONTHS, and your solution, instead of GETTING A HAIRCUT, is letting Lisa shave it all while drunk. Hey, at least you don't do things by halves.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

it turned out remarkably well considering the level of sobriety of everyone involved.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

ISN"T IT COLD THOUGH?

― be home by 11 (orion), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

its not bic'ed, right?

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

no, not bic'ed. and ian, though it is cold i previously had too much hair to wear a hat so it works out well this way. plus i don't have to wait 3 hours for my hair to dry.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

199. hangover, but not a bad one

― shanghaied by the dragon lady (get bent), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

200. Re: Fwd: [N¥U îT$ SE¢UR¡T¥ #31337] P0SSIBLE C0MPROM1SED H05T | 69.71.73.75 | ME.SCHOOL.enwhyewe.edu

(it was a false alarm :D)

― j dub (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

201. found extra $5 in wallet! :D still broke til friday. : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Why is joel always broke? He makes good money!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

cash flow crunch.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.forth.tv/portfolio/nestlecrunch.sm.gif

(are you monthly?)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

crunch bars are cheaper than beer!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

bi-weekly.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

also fuckin' airlines owe me money.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

airlines are TERRIBLE!!!!!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

news flash.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Possibly my most-hated special interest who get TONS of corporate welfare handouts

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

ok where are the drudge sirens when we need them the most.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

for this?: crunch bars are cheaper than beer!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

WOW!!!!!!

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

...DEVELOPING...

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gifi am totally bald.http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

-- chicago kevin (blablabl...), Today 11:10 AM. (chicago kevin) (later) (link)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

202. supervisor freaking me out by saying they fucked up switching me from hourly to salaried when i went part to full time and that i'd get paid but probably later in a retroactive check and freaking out that i would be superbroke for the next 3 weeks (i suspected this would all get fucked up and inquired about it two weeks ago to avoid such a fiasco and they didn't get back to me til today). spent all afternoon freaked.
but then... i got an e-mail at 5:30 saying they would just hand write me a check this week :D

203. going to bed at 4 and waking up at 8 with the quasi-drunkover and going to work all day OW. maybe i give the booze a rest for a few days now?

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

airlines are TERRIBLE!!!!!

my jetblue flight into burbank was delayed 3 hours because of an onboard computer malfunction (they couldn't fix it, so we sat on the runway at jfk until they found us a new plane). they handled it professionally enough though... i'm getting a $50 credit towards my next flight with them.

― shanghaied by the dragon lady (get bent), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

204. Bought myself an exercise bench / clothes rack. Gotta JAM ON IT before I stop fitting into my new fat clothes.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

205. sister just sent me link to this bridesmaid dress:
http://www.watters.com/product.php?coll=watters&showid=468

DO NOT WANT

at least she made joek at end of email:
"I think we could order these in the color of the dresses. That would be GREAT!!!!"

http://www.thehosieryshop.com/IMAGES/wpeAF.jpg

but damn... that dress is so... UGLY.

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

206. burnt tongue on miso soup

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Thursday, 18 January 2007 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

206b. miso horny

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 18 January 2007 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for sharing.

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Thursday, 18 January 2007 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

207. WHO LOCKED BUMMERS?

I had a non-work one, I swear.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 18 January 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

208. my wedding speech is turning into roast material

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

209. Five foot tall female hotel guest in mid-50's walking through lobby in thong bikini.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Thursday, 18 January 2007 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

210. found $100 bill in laundry, was ad for realty firm

― JW, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes i be like, dammmnnn

― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

shit girl

― JW, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

211. saw friend from college who I know thru evil ex during fire drill @ office, didn't say hi

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

212. Saw an evil ex 2 inches from face suddenly, ignored

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

213. College in general

― max, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

214.

Dear Rochester Alumni,
The University of Rochester is pleased to offer a variety of learning opportunities to alumni and their children or grandchildren during the summer months. If you live in the Rochester area or are planning a trip to upstate New York, take a look and see what exciting programs are available!

wtf

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh dude my place does that too

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

Parents’ dog hit by car, cant walk, but recovering OK w/o surgery:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/751228342207_0_BG.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

awww poor doggie! :(

― tehresa, Saturday, 28 April 2007 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

glad he's ok, though!

― tehresa, Saturday, 28 April 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

her pelvis is fractured in two places, she's in a lot of pain and cant walk for the next 10 - 30 days, but she's going to be OK. (w/o surgery which is great).

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

glad she's ok!

― tehresa, Saturday, 28 April 2007 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

greg's dog puked on my downstairs rug :/

― JW, Sunday, 29 April 2007 06:08 (nineteen years ago)

am supposed to go review trans am show tonight. zombi was supposed to open but now is not and there is psychic paramount too, but am ambivalent abt both. hm. do i even like trans am? last time i saw them was 2002.
i have a feeling this will be kinda dude-heavy? i might enjoy it if i stopped wanting to just stay home and stopped being :/ abt it. on the other hand i might totally hate it and it will feed overfed misanthropy.

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

psychic paramount is AWESOME!!!!!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

that is the kind of endorsement that will make me go!

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

yeah srsly

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

i have eaten some spicy food and am going to watch heroes and yes am going to go

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

you'd better

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:16 (nineteen years ago)

last time i saw trans am was in vancouver and we went to some house party afterwards and they were there wearing their white jackets and everyone got drunker

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

that's how parties work usually

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:21 (nineteen years ago)

in my experience as well!
the end

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

highfives

― river wolf, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

i think i will have fun

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

it was great. u were right abt psychic paramount. trans am were fun. i am glad i left the house. and then i saw people i knew so went to a more country/rock local bands thing that was also fun, in a rolling stones way. there was hash. whoa.
transfer to :) thread

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 06:20 (nineteen years ago)

revival of the tra-la days!

― estela, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

omg it's true
i have been really busy though! doing work! and getting admonished and then proving myself! emotional and intellectual modern rollercoaster run by stoned carnies.

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 06:30 (nineteen years ago)

Thurs day there are 3 awesome shows and normal drinks

― JW, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

^ point stands

Ran into beautiful crush looking beautiful on train. was nice and happy to see me. rode back to stop together. she was too drunk to play wii and went home. i played with her roomie and our mutual friends

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

also may have made fool

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

writing long semi-cathartic emails

― max, Sunday, 6 May 2007 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

not bringing home ladi........wait a minute

― river wolf, Sunday, 6 May 2007 07:45 (nineteen years ago)

"parole"/deferred sentence is up tomorrow....terrified that they'll find some reason i screwed up and decide to ruin my life

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

reliving undergrad days thru max

― JW, Monday, 7 May 2007 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/07/spiderboy.ap/index.html">like rice krispies</a>

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh, fucks sake
like rice krispies

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

D: face emoticon

― sleep, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

The other night, around the corner from my apartment, a racist white gun shop owner attacked Ashy Larry!

Ashy Larry Gets The Don Imus Treatment
May 4th, 2007 | Author: A-Plus

It’s been a rough week for former Chappelle’s Show standout Donnell Rawlings.

The comedian, whose memorable appearance as Ashy Larry on the show, was fired from New York radio station Power 105.1 this week.

The termination comes on the heels of a two week suspension.

Rawlings seems to be one of several jocks who may be caught up in the “Imus fallout.”

The controversial comment came the same week as the “Imus incident” and prompted Power to suspend Rawlings and issue a statement about a commitment to more responsible programming.

Rawlings trouble’s did not end with the radio.

After a performance at a Jersey City nightclub Thursday, the comedian was also the victim of racially charged attack.

Rawlings and his girlfriend left the club around 10pm and found themselves confronted by a Caucasian man in an SUV.

The allegedly yelled racist remarks, brandished a gun at the pair and fired three shots. A short time later, police intervened and arrested the unidentified suspect before anything more serious could occur.

"This is the sort of incident that the authorities and the powers that be need to be concerned about,” Rawlings tells Hip Hop DX, via his publicist.

“Rampant, overt and baseless hatred that lives and breathes on our streets daily. Jokes spoken in jest are not the root of evil in our society... it's ignorant, angry people that create chaos. I think that the saddest part is that if this had happened to someone random (read: with no media presence) this incident would go largely ignored...that is the scary part"

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

the return of louis jagger promises both laffs and shame upon us all

― ghost rider, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

oh noes

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

done with finals but i am so so tired

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

fixing up resume for possible job lead and feeling depressed at how little i have to show for my 30+ years on earth

― get bent, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

its called NOT PEAKING EARLY

― m coleman, Saturday, 12 May 2007 11:16 (nineteen years ago)

just drew Street sense in office preakness pool

― bb, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

should be happyface right? that's the best one to get, in a pool like that all horses are equal odds and he is the most likely winner

― dmr, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

yes..happy face, but also favorite rarely wins...so...mixed-bag-face

― bb, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

derby winner has won the preakness 6 out of the last 10 years, you're in pretty good shape

― dmr, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

although street sense does seem to be much better at Churchill Downs than elsewhere

for my preak bet I might stick with my Derby pick, Circular Quay

― dmr, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

i'm with you on that pick, dave ... i dont have much faith in street sense for the type of race the preakness is, but ... that said i havent had a chance to pay much attention

― bb, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Carful of fat white 30-something ladies, windows down, singing all the words to Shoop along with the radio.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 8 June 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

And bouncing.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 8 June 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

:-| = working reunions weekend at your college right after breaking up with the girl youve been dating all through college and had expected to date for much longer and interacting w/ a ton of people who met at yr college and got married and feeling totally reverse-nostalgiac and anxious about/excited for the future and realizing you need to take better care of your health and really value yr friends and those nights when youre like "ugh im depressed im probably just going to smoke some pot and watch tron and altered states and make some frozen french bread pizzza" are probably better spent out interacting w/ other human beings and taking advantage of your freedom and you know what this is actually the last summer you have (like REAL summer) and so youre sorta drunk on booze obtained w/ stolen drink tickets and you go to the dj booth at the radio station where you work (because you cant go to the break room since your ex-girlfriend is there) and turn on yr last.fm station and fucking PLAINSONG starts and you dont even really listen to the cure and youre just all like :-|

― max, Sunday, 10 June 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

times like this make me wish i had a livejournal

― max, Sunday, 10 June 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

me too :-/

― river wolf, Sunday, 10 June 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

but HEY gimme the loot just came on so thats a definite :D

― max, Sunday, 10 June 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

and now its SOLSBURY HILL so i know my life is headed in the right direction

― max, Sunday, 10 June 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

last.fm radio selections as indicator of future fortunes = total classic

― max, Sunday, 10 June 2007 04:27 (eighteen years ago)

friend and dad to be calling me up asking: "circumcision: y/n?"

― gr8080, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

so last summer crush-x and i went on a few dates. i went out of town and wrote a 'hi i really like you, let's pick this back up when i return' email, and got a very favorable response. but when i returned, i got stood-up at a date.

i didn't hear shit until december, when i got a 'hi, i treated you really bad' email, kind of hairshirt, with a bit of 'if you want to meet up again...' and i responded 'yeah, okay, let's try again.' and then i never heard back.

today (june) i got an email that said 'hi, i've been meaning to email you for a while, i really want to talk to you on the phone -- what's your number?' and i'm not sure if i can respond. mostly i'm embarrassed to have gained 15 lbs in the intervening year, but i don't want to get emotionally involved again, and then be stood up a third time.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

speaking as a tipsy 21-yr-old college dude who just got out of his first serious relationship, fuck that girl.

― max, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

Yo max answer my email ya bastard.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

And also yeah Jer, stuff it you gave her loads of chances (hah, this is ME saying this but wtf ever).

― Trayce, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 06:29 (eighteen years ago)

she doesn't sound ready for a date

― lfam, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

i live for that kind of shit, remy.

― gr8080, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 06:54 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah god I think I do too :/

― Trayce, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

achieve poppage

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Carful of fat white 30-something ladies, windows down, singing all the words to Shoop along with the radio.

-- Hurting 2, Friday, June 8, 2007 4:08 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

dude you are a retard if you think for a second that this isnt awesome!

― 69, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

Me driving around Jersey City, windows down, blasting "Cotton Fields."

― Hurting 2, Friday, 15 June 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

speaking as a tipsy 21-yr-old college dude who just got out of his first serious relationship

this level of authority has me giggling.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 15 June 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

look "chicago" "kevin" i can give out all sorts of advice as a tipsy 21-yr-old college dude who just got out of his first serious relationship

― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah thats totally what you're meant to do anyway rite!

― Trayce, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

adoi

― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

"ask a tipsy 21-yr-old college dude who just got out of his first serious relationship" onion column

― rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

hire me i am tipsy

― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha rrrobyn :D

― Trayce, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

Q:
Dear tipsy 21-yr-old college dude who just got out of his first serious relationship,
Ever since seeing 'an inconvenient truth', I've been wondering what I can do about global warming - I live in a small town, so I can't give up my car! And the recycling depot is in the next town! But I know I need to do my part. Do you have any tips for me?

A:
:-| = working reunions weekend at your college right after breaking up with the girl youve been dating all through college and had expected to date for much longer and interacting w/ a ton of people who met at yr college and got married and feeling totally reverse-nostalgiac and anxious about/excited for the future and realizing you need to take better care of your health and really value yr friends and those nights when youre like "ugh im depressed im probably just going to smoke some pot and watch tron and altered states and make some frozen french bread pizzza" are probably better spent out interacting w/ other human beings and taking advantage of your freedom and you know what this is actually the last summer you have (like REAL summer) and so youre sorta drunk on booze obtained w/ stolen drink tickets and you go to the dj booth at the radio station where you work (because you cant go to the break room since your ex-girlfriend is there) and turn on yr last.fm station and fucking PLAINSONG starts and you dont even really listen to the cure and youre just all like :-|

― rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah awww.

― Trayce, Friday, 15 June 2007 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

is that from the onion?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

i am (\:-| because i just got an email from my mom telling me that i had lost my cell phone which i didn't even know was lost but that it was ok because someone found it and called "Mom" and now it's waiting for me in the chemistry office which is where i had to go anyway to talk to my prof about some biochemical shit

― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

it's from the onion iN MY HEAD

i am glad someone found yr cell phone
guh biochem

― rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

was that a max post?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

look "chicago" "kevin" i can give out all sorts of advice as a tipsy 21-yr-old college dude who just got out of his first serious relationship

and trust me max, i am desperately looking forward to EACH AND EVERY PEARL OF WISDOM YOU HAVE TO SHARE. truly.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

I am stealing that for my blog, KUDOS

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

was that in the onion?
am i still drunk?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

dude i made up the question and copied-and-pasted the answer from something max posted upthread!
yes you are drunk! :D

― rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

finding out today that sunday is fathers day via a toddp email = i am a bad son

― sleep, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

jon i posted that like not even halfway up the thread. i actually AM that gay.

― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

we like you max.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

seriously!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

― max, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

staying at luxury resort for free so i can work* almost around the clock in someone else's poorly supplied/organized office and supply room and miss my dog and GF:

(\:-|

*genuine hard work interspersed w/ boring meetings with strangers interspersed w/ bud drinking/ sopranos S05 viewing while "on call."

― gr8080, Friday, 22 June 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

your GF is mad you miss your dog more

― jaxon, Friday, 22 June 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

going on hike w/ ex and mutual friends and being really pleased that we can be friendly and not awkward but also missing her

― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 02:00 (eighteen years ago)

also missing: having sex regularly

― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

but thats less (\:-| and more BUMMERZ

― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

would've been a good email if i had read it in time...

A**** D***** wrote:
> >
> > Are you working tomorrow? Wanna come over for breakfast? Call me !!

my experience is anytime a girl wants to cook a meal for me it's a good thing.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

11 much-needed hours of sleep last night :D
because i was too depressed to move from the couch ;_;

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

ban ghost rider

-- ghost rider, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 5:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

yo I have a bruise so big it looks like my leg ate a football! I'm walking like I have huge testicles!

― Dan I., Friday, 10 August 2007 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

I'd post a picture of it but my hairy upper thigh is just too gross. It's a really impressive bruise though!

― Dan I., Friday, 10 August 2007 09:35 (eighteen years ago)

Story behind cause? :D

― Trayce, Friday, 10 August 2007 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

teeth clean but have to quit smoking, coffee and soda

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

Quit 1. and 3. but keep 2. I mean c'mon.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

I can't drink it all the time

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

what about iced coffee? you are drinking it through a straw, so it doesn't really touch your teeth all that much? probably extremely flawed logic but i'm going to keep telling myself that.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Keep drinking tons of coffee, use the expensive Rembrandt whitening toothpaste, problem solved.

But yeah soda = poison.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

smoking and soda are def worse for teeth than coffee (dentist has told me anyway in conversation (i don't smoke or soda-ize tho.) also, those two are worse for health in general! a cup or two of coffee a day though, yeah, benefits outweight risks - but wait unless your enamel is at super high risk?

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

I just had bad stains. All tea + w33d from now on!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

green tea is fine for teeth, black tea is worse than coffee!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

yea, green tea

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

kissed my p0rkch0p0 birthday dream girl but i was too suprised by her kissing me to be able to talk to her. almost passed out while we faced each other.

maybe i blew it but she was very very polite and implied that we'd see each other again... fucking hippies

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 19 August 2007 07:54 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

parents leaving house tomorrow morning for two days at seaside

youngest and most socially insecure brother "proving himself" by inviting all his (far more streetwise) friends round to ostensibly drink and smoke in garden

this can only end horrifically

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

Do you remember, walter, playing cricket in the thunder and the rain?
Do you remember, walter, smoking cigarettes behind your garden gate?

― uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 00:23 (seventeen years ago)

you should have gone with your parents

― elan, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://stilgherrian.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/corey_350w.jpg

― jabba hands, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

ezzactly

― elan, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

of course, if you do stay you'll have an audience:

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/740/ljyn8.jpg

― elan, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 03:05 (seventeen years ago)

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