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1. girl w/ original series starfleet badge on titsplitter

and what (ooo), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

titsplitter?

HUNTA-V (vahid), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

messenger bag w/ titty-cleaving strap

and what (ooo), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

hot

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://j-walk.com/ss/jokes/ellen-feiss.gif

and what (ooo), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

beep beepbpebpepbepbpepbeep

sleep (sleep), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

btw ellen u r very pretty

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

Ellen,

Excel 2003 SP has auto-recover. Don't be lame.

Steve Shasta

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

^^^Nerd boner.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

i do pivot tables all the time and i have never had this problem!

bell labs (bell_labs), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

wtff is a pivot table

roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

it's an excel function that combines data sets

bell labs (bell_labs), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha awesome

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

JAYMC, DO U PIVOT??????

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

pivot tables were developed for Excel users who didn't know how to do CrossTab queries in Access.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

^^^nerd boner!

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

actual gchat exchange with my ex

me: i ran THE BIGGEST macro ever today!
not even kidding!
it took like, 20 minutes to run
HIM: BONER!
me: and generated a 3585 line spreadsheet
HIM: you are hottest ever!
me: like 60,000 cells!
HIM: gasp

bell labs (bell_labs), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

pivot tables were developed for Excel users who didn't know how to do CrossTab queries in Access.

which were developed for people too dumb to use SQL?

roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 13 November 2006 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

so awesome!
xpost

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Monday, 13 November 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, do you use pivot tables?

-- mentalismé (mikeoptin...) (webmail), August 17th, 2006 5:24 PM. (sanskrit) (link) (admin) (userip)

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Monday, 13 November 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

actual gchat exchange with my ex
me: i ran THE BIGGEST macro ever today!
not even kidding!
it took like, 20 minutes to run
HIM: BONER!
me: and generated a 3585 line spreadsheet
HIM: you are hottest ever!
me: like 60,000 cells!
HIM: gasp


-- bell labs (lindsay...), Today 2:59 PM. (bell_labs)

HI DERE ACCESS

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 November 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

omg so hot

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

Boys who use words like "cathexis".

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

5b. girls who use words like cathexis

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s1473208.htm

calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

na na na na na na na na dolphins!!

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

6.

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roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

congrats

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...
7. i have been living in this studio for exactly one year this weekend and just last week i noticed my neighbors (1/2 block down)

http://www.pbase.com/pradipta/the_garage

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

the titsplitter is not an attractive thing

deeznuts, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

you are broken

David R., Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://pnp.norecess.org/pictures/ellen.gif

and what, Sunday, 24 June 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 24 June 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.twistedunicorn.com/websitehallofinfamy/largescreenshots/2001sites/jennicam1.jpg

and what, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

this thread really makes me question my nerdness

deeznuts, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

Unlike later for-profit webcam services, Ringley did not spend her day displaying her private parts, and she spent much more time discussing her romantic life than she did her sex life.[6][7]

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 5 October 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

the language of wikipedia

s1ocki, Friday, 5 October 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

I think I have a crush on tanta @ calculatedrisk

El Tomboto, Monday, 31 March 2008 07:38 (seventeen years ago)

wow jennicam back inna day type shit

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 March 2008 07:47 (seventeen years ago)

I should just start a CNBC hotties thread since that really doesn't count as nerd bonerz

El Tomboto, Monday, 31 March 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

last i knew the hotties was at CNN headline news

deeznuts, Monday, 31 March 2008 21:27 (seventeen years ago)

"It was creepy from the beginning. It was always one of the worst aspects about the whole thing. I was famous but not that famous. It’s not like I had to get a body guard, but my parents stopped letting me go out alone for a while."
http://www.faq-mac.com/mt/archives/img/escaparate/Ellen%20Feiss.jpg

forksclovetofu, Monday, 31 March 2008 21:31 (seventeen years ago)

she must have gotten pregnant at an 3xc3pt3r show

sexyDancer, Monday, 31 March 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

more like: http://www.series-80.net/acteurs/blair_tefkin/apercu/fiche.jpg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

just watched that movie online. believe it or not, she's actually the best actor in it. or at least, the non-worst.

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

ok i just watched it a second time, no fucking idea what was supposed to be going on there

http://www.bittorrent.com/users/screen-runner/torrents/Bed_and_Breakfast/9449d11c-07ea-11dc-92cd-00eaf3d23b03

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 00:51 (seventeen years ago)

the ellen feiss commercial is still really really funny

and what, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

i am kinda over nerdy girls tho

and what, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 02:09 (seventeen years ago)

are you over titsplitters yet?

deeznuts, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 02:14 (seventeen years ago)

i am emphatically not over nerdy girls

gbx, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

who is that woman.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

myshell @ spiceworks

bnw, Thursday, 26 June 2008 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

UHURU

404 Error: Page Not Found, Thursday, 26 June 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

girl playing uhura in new star trek movie is def gonna be nerd bonerz in 60s style hair/uniform

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Zoe_Saldana/zoe_saldana.jpg
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/caek/Picture3.png

and what, Thursday, 26 June 2008 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

New colour photocopier at work can email PDF to arbitrary email addresses.

caek, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

we got one a couple months ago, yes it is sweet

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

pdf photocopier, not a uhura

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

we can also tell ours what email address to use, machine does not arbitrarily decide where it will send pdf

maybe you should upgrade

Edward III, Friday, 27 June 2008 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://timesunion.com/shared/graphics/newsDb/X00108_9_626200842845PM.jpg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 27 June 2008 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

i am an alumna ^^^

jon where u find?

harbl, Friday, 11 July 2008 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://tvinjapan.com/blog/2008/07/07/new-calbee-commercial-so-kawaii-it-hurts/

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 12 July 2008 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

shiroibasketforksclovetofu

some dude, Monday, 14 July 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/shiroibasketshoes/sets/72057594106675985/
very 77

forksclovetofu, Monday, 14 July 2008 05:13 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

http://dockera.com/pics/erotic/sysadmin/sysadmin_01.jpg

Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

I think I have a crush on tanta @ calculatedrisk

― El Tomboto, Monday, March 31, 2008 3:38 AM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

RIP

Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku25abZQwo1qzu6nxo1_500.jpg

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Friday, 4 December 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

^O_O^

bnw, Friday, 4 December 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

i'd... beam me up... on a five year mission... to live long and prosper... with her!!!

mod only knows who i'd ban without u (s1ocki), Friday, 4 December 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

surprised she finds it logical to not wear a bra

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Friday, 4 December 2009 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

that's what i call a prime directive

mod only knows who i'd ban without u (s1ocki), Friday, 4 December 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

more like behind meld, amirite

velko, Friday, 4 December 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

phaser? i dont even know her!

ice cr?m hand job (deej), Friday, 4 December 2009 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

set phasers to "schwing!"

unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 December 2009 07:36 (fifteen years ago)

"engage uncloaking device"

omar little, Saturday, 5 December 2009 07:38 (fifteen years ago)

itt a strange internet message board poster asks you if you saw the tribbles on that one

囧 (dyao), Saturday, 5 December 2009 07:42 (fifteen years ago)

pon farr begins

unified theory of objectionable thoughts (latebloomer), Saturday, 5 December 2009 09:17 (fifteen years ago)

BONEZ

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 5 December 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

dammit jim i have a boner

mod only knows who i'd ban without u (s1ocki), Saturday, 5 December 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

beware the vulcan death snatch

bnw, Sunday, 6 December 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

i think i knew what the Mom's Apple Pie cover looked like before I knew what a vagina looked like :/

cankles RIP... a fart (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 January 2010 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/Star%20Wars%20Girls_-40-1.jpg

Joint Custody (ian), Thursday, 14 January 2010 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

not really a boner per se, but i got abnormally psyched that my project hit 123% funding because i will get to write that in cover letters and it looks kind of lolawesome.

tehresa, Thursday, 14 January 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)

does yr project have boobz

la última intimidad (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 January 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)

can someone teach me pivot tables?

tehresa, Thursday, 14 January 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)

also v lookup

tehresa, Thursday, 14 January 2010 05:05 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://riotclitshave.com/2010.06/1owy24o2.jpg

jaxon, Monday, 28 June 2010 05:43 (fifteen years ago)

not my type

serious nonsense (CaptainLorax), Monday, 28 June 2010 05:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2009/07/newsdccpix04.jpg

I'm sure ppls have seen this but I figure it might be worth keeping in various places.

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 1 July 2010 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

shame about the willis chin

jaxon, Friday, 2 July 2010 15:56 (fifteen years ago)

was not aware she had a chin

obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 July 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

how about now?

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2008/04/rumer-willis-from-within.jpg

jaxon, Friday, 2 July 2010 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

i actually thought you meant a todd bridges chin

obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Friday, 2 July 2010 18:40 (fifteen years ago)

she really does love those boobs of hers. i saw her working at the marc jacobs store in LA and she was wearing a loose fitting tanktop w/no bra and tons of side boob hanging out.

jaxon, Friday, 2 July 2010 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CnWs8jDbXo

like a ◴ ◷ ◶ (dyao), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 13:27 (fifteen years ago)

ha!!!!

blap...tremendo (deej), Thursday, 15 July 2010 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfcc641gqT1qc04x0o1_400.gif

Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuee4xXqAG1qz5yn1o1_400.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

oops repost :(

gr8080, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 04:47 (fourteen years ago)

all time

Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 05:13 (fourteen years ago)

everyone but forks will probably want to mute their speakers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKFW6QeGvns

jaxon, Friday, 18 February 2011 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

no, i wanted to mute it too.

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

that is not a good song

max, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

a song so bad even forks has to mute it

gr8080, Friday, 18 February 2011 21:37 (fourteen years ago)

a zing so bad grady had to make it

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 February 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

come on, y'all, i already made the zing

jaxon, Friday, 18 February 2011 22:13 (fourteen years ago)

not a zing, just a fact

gr8080, Friday, 18 February 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

what was the one that you liked forks

i fucked leonard nimoy or something

max, Friday, 18 February 2011 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

im p sure when nerds score hot nerd babes as wives & live cozy nerd lives together, that's what heaven is

flopson, Saturday, 19 February 2011 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

I guess I'm in heaven or something. Whooptie doo

jaxon, Saturday, 19 February 2011 07:40 (fourteen years ago)

max, i was not aware you fucked leonard nimoy
or something

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 February 2011 07:41 (fourteen years ago)

did his pointy ears chafe your inner thighs?

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 February 2011 07:41 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit at ian's storm trooper

if you can't forgive forget (CaptainLorax), Saturday, 19 February 2011 12:27 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/11/11/r2-boner2.jpg

lol @ url http://www.geekologie.com/2010/11/11/r2-boner2.jpg

jaxon, Saturday, 19 February 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfyrsgiveY1qzbn4do1_500.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 February 2011 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://ficanas.blog.lemonde.fr/files/2010/02/apple_nue.1265896552.jpg

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 March 2011 17:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://canv.as/ugc/processed/e6958fecd321a8e9693abf72fc5bc549f2c8f1bd.jpeg

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 March 2011 14:14 (fourteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/09/opinion/levin-music-space/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/67tBL.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 22 October 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

up up down down left right left right, etc etc

Jeff, Saturday, 22 October 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

would select start

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 23 October 2011 08:25 (fourteen years ago)

old school D&D geeks may remember:

http://legendofbill.com/files/2010/04/dragons20of20autumn20twilight220-20larry20elmore31.jpg

http://dragonlance.vanhardeveld.com/lance68.jpg

Chris S, Sunday, 23 October 2011 08:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts81pHfAk1qminlvo1_500.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2011 00:35 (fourteen years ago)

My first thought is she was doing Snarf cosplay!

despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Saturday, 29 October 2011 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

http://shanghaiist.com/2011/11/01/gallery_how_taiwanese_girls_play_wo.php#photo-1

dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

^^ NSFW

pplains, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

SPECIAL FRIEND: ill find a best fit curve on the regression of your ass baby
ME: This distribution has a fat tail ;)

sigh bonerzzzzzzz

bene_gesserit, Saturday, 25 February 2012 02:10 (thirteen years ago)

so glad i finally got to use a fat tail pun

bene_gesserit, Saturday, 25 February 2012 02:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/70273836/Xosar+IMG_13901024x7411.jpg

the late great, Saturday, 25 February 2012 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

I have a juno 106

flagp∞st (dayo), Saturday, 25 February 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

sorry dayo, you don't quite resemble my ex-wife as much as i'd like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy2Nc7hiax0

the late great, Saturday, 25 February 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Gg2aN.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 04:41 (thirteen years ago)

o_O

the late great, Wednesday, 21 March 2012 05:10 (thirteen years ago)

three months pass...

get on it

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/act/3136823185.html

the late great, Thursday, 19 July 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)

"Please no murderers or rapists" needs to autoplace on craigslist in the same way that "it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests" does

This clam, stranded on someone’s floor, is trying to dig itself (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 21 July 2012 00:28 (thirteen years ago)

three years pass...

Lady on metro reading Star Wars paperback while wearing Wonder Woman chucks

El Tomboto, Friday, 8 January 2016 14:16 (nine years ago)

Bookmark appears to be DC voter registration card

El Tomboto, Friday, 8 January 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)

"titsplitter"

marcos, Friday, 8 January 2016 14:46 (nine years ago)

luke titsplitter?

how's life, Friday, 8 January 2016 14:48 (nine years ago)


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