STUFF I HATE

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1. Donnie Darko. FUCK THAT MOVIE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

i never really believed the hype there

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

I think I actually hate obsessive Donnie Darko fans more than the actual movie.

2. THE FACT THAT I AM NOT TAKING A NAP.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/bubble_boy/_group_photos/danny_trejo7.jpg

― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

3. cockwaving furry wallpaper on hi dare thread, thnx jerks

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

I actually think it is kind of hilarious.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

4. LACK OF BITTERNESS ON NOIZE BOARD. WHY ARE WE PLAYING NICE???

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

5. LOWER CASE LETTERS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

I ACTUALLY THINK DONNIE DARKO IS A GOOD MOVIE SO THERE

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

that Bubble Boy movie is pretty fuckin hilarious, guys.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

I was wondering why the biker was in a hamster wheel

― dmr (Renard), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

Funny like The Toy or funny like Schindler's List?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

6. listening to people talk on the phone.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

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funny funny

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

7. When there is no coffee.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Ally OTM, Bubble Boy is killer.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

I love the Hindu ice cream truck guy.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

100% genuinely funny funny, I will go on record as saying it might very well be the best thing Jakey has ever done so far, depending on my mood.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

i have never seen Donnie Darko. whenever i tell people this, they're all, "you should see it, everyone has." and then i tell them that i've never seen the Lion King, and they sort of look at me like i was raised in a barn.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

8. People reviving the "Arrested Development NOT DEAD" thread and getting my hopes up.

other people can post what they hate too. I am trying to get a good collective feeling of righteous anger going.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

9. My mother-in-law's utter cockfarmer of a boyfriend.

― Boom Dershowitz (noodle vague), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

10. freakish levels of exhaustion.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

11. arrested development

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

Even though I think you are crazy, I will promote tolerance of each other's hatreds, and not yell at you for #11.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

thanks! i don't hate you jessie, for sure. you've got nice... arms...

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

friendship in hate!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

saw a great episode of arrested development the other night where the father is using a surrogate (played by "super dave" osbourne) with a video camera on his forehead to interact and communicate from his room

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

you haters are insane

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

MODREQ: BAN LOUIS JAGGER FROM THIS THREAD PLZ.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

12. the angelina jolie thread is kind of boring, guys. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

ILE IS BACK

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

i was talking to the AD haters, keep yr hair on

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

that's not a hate, that's an explanation of 12
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― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

13. why is louis jagger posting on noise board.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

"louis jagger" could be replaced with other names of yr choice.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

why isnt he banned

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

14. My boss' dog keeps coming up beside me and farting.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

15. MY JOB

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

16. MY JOB

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

17. BALTIMORE
18. THE IDEA OF THE "LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP"

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

17 + 18 = move?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

19. UTF-8; LANGUAGE ENCODING; HTML CHARACTER ENTITIES; ETCCCCC

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

i promised myself a long time ago i would never (ever) move anywhere specifically for a girl again (unless there was a job waiting for me). nonetheless, i do plan on moving as soon as my lease is up.

20. WHICH ISN'T UNTIL JULY WTF

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

moving for girl = sux
moving for money = rox

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

21. when other people's poop is in the toilet

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

moving for girl = sux

...

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

keep torturing yourself, dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

21. cosigned by theresa (sorry, girl)

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

ewww.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

moving for girl = sux
girl moving for you = ???

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

blows?

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

22. DOUBLE STANDARDS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

if you move for a girl, you can always move again. if a girl moves for you, it's a little bit dicier.

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

girl moves away because of you = awesome

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

how can you not flush the toilet?? drunk?

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

girl moves away because of you = awesome

...

(you're just being mean now joel)

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

the angelina jolie thread got better, then worse, then better again with pics

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

shit dude i didn't mean you! forgot about that.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

Sometimes I think they just assume one flush will take it all, but they are WRONG.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

they should really just hang around if they are unsure

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

10. freakish levels of exhaustion.

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

how can you not flush the toilet?? drunk?

I GOT IN THE SHOWER AND DIDN'T WANNA FLUSH AND MESS UP HOT WATER :(

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

ah, okay, i understand. but the lesson is really, flush, wait a minute or risk the hot water mess up (which of course depends also on how good or bad your water pressure is).
my brother did this several times when i shared a place with him. there was yelling.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

STUFF I HATE:

*when people assume you are familiar with ridiculous abbreviations
*whatever the fuck that smell is
*the last 30+ minutes of work when I have something cool waiting for me at home (in this case Children of Men, t0rr3nt 100% complete)

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

30. soulseek (work, you bitch)

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

31. Crapping out of post-work shopping errands (4 bigger clothes, & other housewarez) because all I wanna do is go home, order more delicious fattening takeout, & play WoW until I go to sleep.

31a. See #16.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

32. Making myself stay up now so I can sleep tonight.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

33. when i turn on the tv and someone, wait, a woman is getting killed on every channel (i do not have many channels, but still)

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

don't you watch Heroes??

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

fuck a csi
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i do!

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

my dislike of csi and murder-solving drama has built pretty much exponentially in the past three years. can't deal.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

The tendency of women to be almost-raped on Heroes makes me sadface.

CSI is just fucking stupid.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

for some inexplicable reason i have a bunch of co-workers who watch 'crossing jordan' every day on their lunch break.

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:07 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i get a bit sadface about that in heroes too
xpost - cannot deal with crossing jordan either, even though she's a judge
i'm feeling very sensitive about violence and sexism lately - prob b/c i have increased by pop culture intake - it just seems like 80% of pop media/culture is either about violence towards women or is talking down to women (and even worse, talking down to women while appearing to respect our intelligence - 'here is a show just for you women! that's right girl! on it we will talk about high heels/healthy eating/weight-loss/babies! yaay! kick that man outta the room!')
- oh the innocence, but i mean, even though i know this already, being bombarded is no fun

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

crossing jordan is a coroner!

i mentioned something on another thread about the only times i hear sponataneous applause in a movie theater--other than when some bad guy gets his comeuppance--is when a character tells it like it is OR an "uppity" female character is slapped/shot/etc.

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

i wrote a pretty scathing email this morning to a fashion/trends website that sends out daily emails that have become increasingly more insulting over the past couple of months. (i rarely do stuff like that. they are cdn and have a small staff, so i know it'll be read (and pos ignored, of course.)) so that got me fired up all day...

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what am i thinking of?? something amy?

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

judging amy with amy brenneman (i never saw it, i don't think). crossing jordan is the one with jill hennessy and the creepy british guy.

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

haha of course it's 'judging amy' y'know cause she's a judge
crossing jordan intrigued me b/c of the premise but i couldn't watch it - boring

an "uppity" female character is slapped/shot/etc.
pitting women against women is a tried and true tactic, and apparently great entertainment!
34. when women fight
35. when anyone fights

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

36. ilx

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

I am going through the same feelings, rrrobyn! the worst part is how people are pushing self-objectification (lol, if I ACT like a sex object, I'm not really being objectified!) and the same old find a man/have babies or you are NOT A REAL WOMAN ideas as if they are "super-progressive feminism for the woman of today!" I highly recommend Ariel Levy's "Female Chauvinist Pigs."

Especially after watching Hostel, I am really starting to align myself with the Blechdel test:
I only go to see a movie if it fills three basic requirements:
(1) It has to have at least two women in it
(2) Who talk to each other
(3) About something other than a man

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

those are pretty good requirements!
and it means i can still watch Aliens! and David Lynch movies! but maybe not vin diesel movies?

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

i still don't fully hate ilx, but i hadn't really spent time on ile for months before the sandbox and then on the sandbox i half forgot about it. was on a few threads today though. it's all about choosing wisely. ilm, NO.
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― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I only read ILM to make myself angry these days.

I am very anti things British people enjoy talking about on ILE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ 37

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

when i was first on ile i used to love britishes talking about british stuff! that waned. noise has made me love america.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

AND JAPAN, OBV.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

AND GERMANY

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

haha on that in/out thread i should put
IN: AMERICA
OUT: BRITAINA

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

do it, noize board needs a good feud with all of england

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

someone should start a thread entitled "isn't it ironic how the u.s. was once a colony of england but now england is a colony of the u.s.?"

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

i did it b/c it makes me laugh, but i doubt it'll start any feud :/ (see 35. but maybe i do like stirring shit?)
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har

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

37. oprah and her urination of america

― nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 5 January 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

38. airport internet kiosk dickmachine blocking threads (this one. why?)

30. soulseek (work, you bitch)

seriously, what the fuck is going on. 0.6?

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 5 January 2007 07:14 (eighteen years ago)

39. PAYING PARKING TICKETS

― bell_labs (bell_labs), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

40. destroyer. sorry, but dan bejar's voice sucks.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

re: 33 - you should get some golden girls dvds! the best show about female friendship i think.

― bell_labs (bell_labs), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

i grew up on golden girls!
i really should watch more now

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

golden girls makes me retardedly happy. they are always zinging each other! but it's all love.

― bell_labs (bell_labs), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

it was on a lot when i was in the uk. that estelle getty is saucy!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

zings of love

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

41. OVER CAFFENNFEINEFINEATED

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

42. zits in yr eyebrows

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

43. british popular culture

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

44. being all tired and shit

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

45. twisting yr ankle

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

zits in yr eyebrows

oh hell yes - think I have one right now, actually.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, I don't remember a threat-of-rape on Heroes...maybe when Nikki found DL in her home, in those few moments before we-the-audience knew he was her husband? Do Sylar's brain-invasions count?

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wait okay, I remember one now, that time those guys got fucked the fuck up by Nikki.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

the threat-of-rape thing is one reason why this season of Veronica Mars has worna little thin for me.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

46. not getting paid on time.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think I can give up Vin Diesel movies, but I can balance them out with lots of stories about women being equally heroic, violent, vengeful, and highly competent at whatever highly unlikely survival tactic. Cf Lady Vengeance, Existenz, Appleseed on deck for viewing!

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

existenz is sorta gross and not that great, if i remember correctly. then again, i was stoned and don't remember it.

DON'T TELL GRAMPA

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

47. ugh we've gone from destroyer to peaches.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

48. not getting laid on time.

― false cat (sleep), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

existenz is really, really fun. fact: the exotic fruit dessert plate at nobu is composed of weird, slimy, spiny stuff that looks exactly like the "special" jude law orders at the chinese restaurant.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

ummm also the attempted rape of the cheerleader, dude. xxxxxxpost

Lady Vengeance and eXisTenZ are fucking ace.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

40. destroyer. sorry, but dan bejar's voice sucks.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), January 5th, 2007 3:42 PM. (hstencil) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

i guess i can understand that tho. i had a gf who wouldn't let me play him.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

Re 48: what is "on time"?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

in time

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

all the time

― false cat (sleep), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

48b. not getting laid FOR MONTHS AT A time.

― bell_labs (bell_labs), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

49. time

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

50. Months

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

51. getting

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

52. Pictures being taken of me when I am drunk.
52b. looking fat

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

Laurel was sooo painfully otm on the WDYLL thread.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

53. People reviving funny threads to post things THAT ARE NOT FUNNY. See one: unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

gear's post made me laugh because it is a dig at me basically but Louis's rhapsodizing melodic over what is, effectively, a picture of a dude staring off into space doing nothing whatsoever is making me wish ill upon the Manning brothers and all of ILX.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man, I forgot all about quarterback rape scene and subsequent car crash! Weed - 1, brain - 0, I guess.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

SO OTM. xpost

Seriously dude, it is a fucking line of scrimmage.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

54. Hypochondriacs
54b. Almost confusing the words "hypochondriac" and "aphrodisiac"

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

i would like to defend my eli photo, since he's clearly staring at his offensive lineman's buttocks.

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

OH YEAH OTM HOLY CRAP, I MEAN MY MIND IS BLOWN BY ALL THE GAYNESS IN PICTURES LIKE THIS
http://www.spiritv.de/05sport/NFL_05/35_30May04_LineOfScrimmage_3.jpg
:P

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

POUND ME IN THE ASS LINE OF SCRIMMAGE THAT IS

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

see that photo isn't gay at all

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

but i would take back the gay eli pic if i could, since it's gotten louis all hot and bothered

― ‘•’u (gear), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

That was just him riding the bus to school, Gear - I wouldn't sweat it.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

never regret dude, the thread totally rules now

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

if you say so

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

no I was actually kidding, that's kind of like a "not" joke.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://pitchforkmedia.com/article/feature/40296/Column_Column_Puritan_Blister_22_

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 January 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

er, that's # 55 or whichever number we're at

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 January 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit that is fucking awful.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 6 January 2007 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

56. bitches, mang.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

If hip-hop was once, as Chuck D said, the black CNN, now it's like PBS' "Nightly Business Report" for baseheads and their brokers.

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS BLACK CNN, I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE

― dmr (Renard), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

57. ILM making me feel like I'm not that avid a music listener for only owning eight or nine hundred albums (I'm trying to be frugal!)

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

it doesn't matter, if you read those jackin pop ballots everyone voted for the same 30 albums.

― ‘•’u (gear), Saturday, 6 January 2007 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, they did. man, the hold steady are hideous! i so don't understand. destroyer.. bad. ?? everybody proud of themselves for inventing this coke rap genre and.. ??

OMG the pitchfork awesome video list has the super bowl shuffle! i couldn't find a link to that anywhere last fall

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 6 January 2007 07:12 (eighteen years ago)

Hold Steady are the worst.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 6 January 2007 07:13 (eighteen years ago)

classic crit-only favorite

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 6 January 2007 07:13 (eighteen years ago)

n-e-way

58. Car alarms

58b. Dudes that ride around the block on ultra-loud motorcycles setting off car alarms

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 6 January 2007 07:21 (eighteen years ago)

59. sometimes not being able to keep the fact that i am a girl in check

― zombierza (tehresa), Saturday, 6 January 2007 07:40 (eighteen years ago)

60. girls who wear fancy dresses and stiletos to noise shows. seriously, wtf?

― zombierza (tehresa), Saturday, 6 January 2007 07:41 (eighteen years ago)

number 60 sounds cosignable...but stilettos anywhere are wtf to me

i think i should try to be more of a girl sometimes. but it sounds like it involves painful shoes and giving a fuck about what people think of you ...but maybe, prettier?

i don't know if that even relates to 59 but that was attempt.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Saturday, 6 January 2007 08:47 (eighteen years ago)

Hold Steady are the worst.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), January 6th, 2007

that's the kind of band i avoid based on the name alone

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 January 2007 09:00 (eighteen years ago)

the hold steady are like four har mars

― ‘•’u (gear), Saturday, 6 January 2007 09:01 (eighteen years ago)

is that pitchfork's new rating system?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 January 2007 09:20 (eighteen years ago)

also 60 was wearing nude fishnets but they had the reinforced toe and her shoes were open toe. big no no i think.

59 was less about trying to be a girl and more about wishing i wasn't, esp when there's people like 60 walking around.

61. waking up before noon on a saturday. totally hate that.

― zombierza (tehresa), Saturday, 6 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

62. Having to suffer through "chugga-chugga-whee!" amateur guitar playing on Saturday mornings while hungover.

62b. Realizing that this has become a constant component of my life.

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Saturday, 6 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

63. dicks w/foglights on their cars who drive around w/them on EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT FOGGY and they dazzle the fuck out of me when I'm driving at night.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 6 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

64. this:

Your (pair of analog synthesizer modules) is shipping Saturday. Our records show a balance due of $195USD. You can go ahead and add $17 for shipping and you can paypal those funds to me at this email address. Sorry for the delay and thank you for your patience.

Saturday meaning Saturday the 22nd of October 2005. The synthesiser modules have still not arrived. I'm out about 530 dollars. What I hate is that I could have given those dollars to Grant at Wiard Synthesizer and I'd have had something to show for it.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 6 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

65 FREEDOM WRITERS

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 6 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

66. cellphone rang at 3 in the morning and it was work
67. sister wont see children of men today and wants to get jamba juice instead

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Saturday, 6 January 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

JAMBA JUICE

― nazi bikini (harbl), Saturday, 6 January 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

POWER BOOST YO

― ‘•’u (gear), Saturday, 6 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck a Jamba Juice. 32 oz. of sugar ain't making you any healthier, guarana or no

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

58. Car alarms

58b. Dudes that ride around the block on ultra-loud motorcycles setting off car alarms

LOL I guess you took my advice and moved to Washington Heights.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

in what world are 'children of men' and jamba juice parallel choices??

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even know what a jamba juice are

― nazi bikini (harbl), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

LOL I guess you took my advice and moved to Washington Heights.

Ha, no we're still in Jersey City - rent too cheap to let go of right now.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

in what world are 'children of men' and jamba juice parallel choices??

In what world is Jamba Juice even an activity?

"Hey do you want to go see a movie" "No thanks, I'm going to drink some coffee instead."

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

That is basically the one major downside to WH--every single person there seems to have outfitted their crappy old car with the most obnoxious car alarm possible, and they go off 24/7.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

I can only assume it's some kind of "I'm a fucking badass" thing to do to ride around the block setting them off with your inexplicably loud bike at 3am, because just about every night someone seems to do it.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

the hold steady are like four har mars

I was gonna stay out of this one but THAT was just uncalled for

― dmr (Renard), Saturday, 6 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

i wouldnt think of them as parallel choices either, but thats what she said this morning. i asked: "do you still want to see children of men today?" and she responded: "nah... but i do want to go to jamba juice, they have new LIGHT smoothies!!"

so yeah i guess in her mind they are.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Saturday, 6 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

68. 9/11 conspiracy theorists

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 7 January 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

by 59 you obviously mean 68.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 7 January 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

yes, i will admin that so your comment makes no sense

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 7 January 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

69 (< ----------best ever right???!!!!! blowjobs!): people that say and/or especially write 'Peace' at the end of shit like they're some fucking zen monk.

'You know, I sort of think that [[whatever you've just expressed enthusiasm for]] is bullshit, but, whatever dude, PEACE'

i seriously want to kick these people's teeth in.

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Sunday, 7 January 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

peace, bro.

― remybean (bean), Sunday, 7 January 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

i don't get it

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Sunday, 7 January 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

shanti. shanti.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Sunday, 7 January 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

namaste.

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Sunday, 7 January 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

one thing i really don't hate is popcorn.mid

enjoy!!!

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 7 January 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

70. Max Brenner: Chocolate By The Bald Man

Fuck that guy.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

71. firefox being fucking slow and freezing all the time with that spinny thing AS;LDKFJDS;FG

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 7 January 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

72. Bitch who forced me off the road two years ago and left the scene, and is still costing me hundreds of dollars a year in increased insurance premiums.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

FYI this song rules which make it hard for me to hate anything

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

re: firefox, is it issue of need to upgrade RAM? on my laptop i run opera instead, it's faster (if you're on windows)

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

73. burning my tongue.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

74. headaches before bed

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 8 January 2007 08:13 (eighteen years ago)

xpost i'm on macbook, it wasn't so bad until firefox 2.0. could use safari, but i hate it

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 13:03 (eighteen years ago)

75. americans that spell "favorite" with a "u". really, you're not hip, you're not worldly, you're pretentious, and you're pathetic. die.

― dream torture (blood bitch), Monday, 8 January 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

STILL COOL FOR US CANADIANS THOUGH RIGHT???

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 8 January 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

76. toothpaste on shirt

― zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 8 January 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

cool for everyone else, just not americans.

― dream torture (blood bitch), Monday, 8 January 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

77. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1keZEdzapg&mode=related&search=

found this while searching for the panel from 'i hate you deeply' complaining about americans spelling words with 'u'

― and what (ooo), Monday, 8 January 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

possibly the most embarrassing thing on youtube

― and what (ooo), Monday, 8 January 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

especially b/c they tried so hard to so little avail

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 8 January 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

76a toothpaste on hoodie and jacket in one shot

― false cat (sleep), Monday, 8 January 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

78. insomnia but then sleeping blissfully for one hour before having to wake up and making it even harder to get up.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Monday, 8 January 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

79. SPRITE ZERO. what the fuck are you trying to POISON ME?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

lol u drink sprite. r u "urban?"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

80. law school people

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

81. when i leave my adapter at home

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are crazy, that puritan blister column is great

― m@p (plosive), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

82. people adapters

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

lol toothpaste on clothes, could be waaaaaaaaay worse

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

could be pizza sauce

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

81, cosigned by cat

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

83. Anglophiles

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

84. 12 year olds.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

i love popcorn.mid

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

85. Acronyms

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

86. Hyperbole, especially with regard to how great/funny something is.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

ugh hyperbole is the WORST.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

"OMG THIS IS THE BEST PEAR EVER. LET'S JUST BURN DOWN ALL THE PEAR TREES IN EXISTENCE, AND FORBID THEIR CULTIVATION. NOTHING WILL EVER TOP THIS PEAR."

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

now i want some pears.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

Sometimes it's not hyperbole though. Sometimes that pear really is that fucking good.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

If it's not hyperbole, I don't have a problem with it.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

JUDGEMENT CALL

15 YARD PENALTY

LOSS OF DOWN

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

87. This chair I am sitting in. Very uncomfy. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

88. co-worker who is weirdly giddy and gossipy about deaths in her family

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

cut her some slack gear, we all deal with family deaths in our own way. for instance, when my folks passed i immediately hired a lawyer and called a bail bondsman.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

89. Idiots that create DBs w/out inserting an ID field to be used as the primary key - no, make the primary key four of the eight fucking fields in the table, you dumb turds.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

okay, now THAT is a really specific hate. it even makes ME mad, and i have no idea what yer talking about.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

90. Upping 89: Idiots who give you two totally unrelated sets of data and imagine that a database will somehow "make them go together." No primary key, no fields in common. Nothing. Just make it work.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

You want specific?

91. Dumbshit new employees / interns that A) are totally unresponsive or oblivious to your requests, B) insist that "everything is fine" w/ what they sent you, when LO AND BEHOLD it ain't, and C) e-mails you (& his boss, and the guy that you report to) incessantly to ask why the shit he wants done isn't done, making it look like IT'S YOUR FAULT shit's being held up when I specifically said "I'll let you know when I fixed your fucking mistakes & it's done, you braindead turd." Just fuck off to your Six Sigma meeting & stick a copy of WHO STOLE MY MOTHERFUCKING CHEESE up your ass, martard.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

I wish Ween had written that book.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

i hate those martards. i wanna stick a six sigma up where the sun don't shine! hahaha, i love your weird world.

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

Dave do you work for GI Joe?

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

92. so fucking tired of the mucus that has taken residence in my throat! i have a feeling a good bite into a habanero will be >>>>> than the past few days of cough syrup.

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

popcorn.mid is rocking my world this morning

― passiflora incarnata (get bent), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

I'd settle working for Zartan, @ this point, BECAUSE:

91a.

David,

We need to get together and discuss the issues. Let me know of the earliest time I can meet with you.

Thanks,

STUPID FUCKING MORON

I am totally going to take a crap in my boxers, and drape them over this dude's chair after pissing on his keyboard.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

And if that dude actually included the "crap my boxers" sentence in his e-mail, my estimation of his stupid ass would quintuple, even tho that's impossible, since anything times zero equals GET A FUCKING CLUE.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

popcorn.mid is rocking my world this morning

my headphones are on my desk so i could barely hear it, but instead i thought it was someone's ringtone on my floor. i walked around wondering who'd be so cool. unfortunately, no one :(

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Kinda made my day, too.

― Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

93. deal or no deal. seriously. are you a bunch of brainlesscockfarts?

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 11 January 2007 05:33 (eighteen years ago)

omg i want a popcorn.mid ringtone! when i get a less primitive phone

― nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

94. staying in out of politeness when you'd rather be out there KICKING ASS

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

this is related to being hosted by ppl, who are kindly looking after yr needs re: food and shelter

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

95. being banned on noize bored by jon?

10:46 PM, 11 Jan 07 locked user hstencil by roc u like a § (unban me on aim jackass)

wizardishungry is not blocked by ichat on my work computer, nor on aim at home. i don't get it?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

89. Idiots that create DBs w/out inserting an ID field to be used as the primary key - no, make the primary key four of the eight fucking fields in the table, you dumb turds.

yea, my ORM doesn't even let you use stuff that does that

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

96. siblings that judge yr adult behavior based entirely on one incident. hi dere, we haven't lived together or even near each other for EIGHT YEARS.

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

96 otm! even if you live with one of your siblings as an adult, this keeps happening.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

i judge my sister's adult behavior on two incidents, not just one. am i in the clear?

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

96. siblings that judge yr adult behavior based entirely on one incident. hi dere, we haven't lived together or even near each other for EIGHT YEARS.

My parents still teach at a high school I attended. I went back there once to pick-up something, and my old coach was hanging out in the hallway. "So, you still making fake announcements?" he asked, referring to a prank I pulled back in the day.

"No, Coach. I graduated high school fifteen years ago."

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 12 January 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

i judge my sister's adult behavior on two incidents, not just one. am i in the clear?
-- be home by 11 (dr.carl.saga...), January 11th, 2007. (orion) (later) (link) (admin)

kinda depends on what the incidents were, and how long ago.

― zombierza (tehresa), Friday, 12 January 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

97. THIS FUCKING PAPER FUCK

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Friday, 12 January 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

kinda depends on what the incidents were, and how long ago.

-- zombierza (melissais...), January 12th, 2007 1:32 AM. (tehresa) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

quiet you.

― underwater ghost ship picture (skowly), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

98. being stuck late at work waiting for reports to run that my boss absolutely MUST have before the long weekend.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

99. ted nugent

― blood bitch (blood bitch), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

100. people with the same first name as me
101. other people's birthdays
102. people with the same birthday as me
103. other humans

― tears (blood bitch), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

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