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1. that hoosteen guy - seriously like 90% of his posts = following up some 'naughty' mark grout pun with 'i just spit out my gatorade!' or 'omg dr pepper all over keyboard' or whatever

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

https://web.archive.org/web/20071028114501/http://www.speakers.com/media/1803/images/coulier-dave-bio.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

i know, right

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

he also needs the o, t and m keys removed from his keyboard

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

Remember that noise that Diz or whatever made? AAAH-oh-AAAH AAAH-oh-AAAH

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

britbabe -> trayce -> hoosteen

― m@p (plosive), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

coulier lookin' pretty sharp there. just saying.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

ilx has a long, rich history of bad comedy enablers

xpost

― m@p (plosive), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

If that's a recent pic, then God bless.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

if i was alanis i'd hit it

― children of mentalists (get bent), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

nichole graham was a genius the best was when she said the movie 'saved' was an attempt to cash in on dawsons creek

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

'twas!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

FourSTEEN and seven HOOS ago

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

"that hoosteen guy"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

"?"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

yngwie hoosteen

― children of mentalists (get bent), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

2. those fucking palestinian scarves that hipsters wear. luckily i've only seen a handful in SF, and i know they got pretty big in NY, but every fucking person in london has one. old boring dudes, young bar sluts. so retarded. i could even care less what the original political meaning behind them is/was.

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

2) COSIGN. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE A COLLEGE RADIO EMPLOYEE IN SOME TINY SHITHOLE LIBERAL ARTS TOWN; EVERY OTHER MOTHERFUCKER HAS THESE

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

actually, I'm going to have voice my distaste for "cosign"

― Dominique (dleone), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

fite

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

I keep hoping it will go away. not sure why I hate it, but I do. maybe it's because I never want to cosign anyone

― Dominique (dleone), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

I'm never really sure what we're signing.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

i'ma start saying "ditto"

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

sine? co-sine?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

i just went back to otm. apparently that's no good either.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

now.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

totally!

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah, i also say that (but i've always said that!)

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

otm got played out when the occasionally correct nabisco got involved

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

I keep hoping it will go away. not sure why I hate it, but I do. maybe it's because I never want to cosign anyone

otm

― cosign larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

as someone who just spent a couple generally miserable months in a tiny shithole liberal arts town, i will say: nobody at oberlin is wearing those palestinian scarves, except this one gay anarchist kid who is spending january hopping trains, and also has his septum pierced. and never gave me back the Los Crudos records i lent him.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

namedropper!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

is that his winter term project?

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

I have never even seen one of these. I'm sure once I return to school I will, however.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

it's called a keffiyeh, dudes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/3/5747857_143d7ec903_o.jpg
gross...i've never seen this

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

wow i hate all those people

― spectre (gear), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

i had no idea keffiyehs were so hip now.

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

i'll leave mine at home when i come to NYC. (it was given to me by a real palestinian.)

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

1987 called, it wants its intifadah back.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

so what do you call this keffiyah + gross hair + leather jacket + asian girlfriend look?

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

momus + hair + leather jacket

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

i am going to post a pic of peter jennings again and maybe this time it will actually work.

http://img128.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-3150/loc377/33940_IMG_3942_122_377lo.JPG

― ian johnson's mom + jack bauer 2gether 4evah (Carey), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

hijab /= keffiyeh, you infidel

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

BANDANAS

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

mandanas.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

all these posts and no picture of me in the bandana yet

― my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (dubpl, Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

the keffiyeh is considered symbol of anti-semitism around here, wearing one can get yr ass kicked

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

i learned that the hard way when i showed up at my GF's best friend's birthday party wearing mine.

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

so what do you call this keffiyah + gross hair + leather jacket + asian girlfriend look?

switch out the keffiyah w/a herringbone scarf and i'm so totally busted.

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

fine line, there.

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Friday, 5 January 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

CO-DINGED FOR MONEY

― benrique (Enrique), Friday, 5 January 2007 09:10 (eighteen years ago)

the occasionally correct nabisco

even a broken clock is right 2wice a day

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 5 January 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

I keep hoping it will go away. not sure why I hate it, but I do. maybe it's because I never want to cosign anyone

otm

qft

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman (Ferg), Friday, 5 January 2007 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

I hadn't been going out that much lately the one day a few weeks ago I was like "what the fuck?!?! Why is EVERYONE wearing these scarfs!??!" Was probably in williamsburg.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

those fucking palestinian scarves that hipsters wear

Everytime I hear of something like this that I don't ever remember seeing, I wonder how much of a sleepwalk my entire life is.

Like those hidden wheels young kids have on their sneakers to skate around on, is there a name for those?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

THOSE THINGS RULE

― database update failed (sanskrit), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

I ASKED WIFE IF YOU CAN GET THEM IN ADULT SIZES

― database update failed (sanskrit), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

CALLED WHEELIES OR SOMETHING, KIDS GET MAJORLY INJURED ON THEM< BANNED IN MOST SCHOOLS

― database update failed (sanskrit), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i wish they made those in size 13 xxpost haha

― false cat (sleep), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Heelies. The boy has some, he only rides them fully padded/helmetted (his choice, he doesn't like busting the shit out of his shit).

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Heelys, and I think they might make them in adult sizes! I actually have a coworker friend who does promo stuff for Soap shoes (remember those? the ones with a smooth patch on the bottom so you can grind rails, etc). I think they got bought out by Heelys.

― mh. (mike h.), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

i unlocked it to add:

those awful "state of the (music) world" essays from bloggers who voted in those music polls.

― ‘•’u (gear), Sunday, 7 January 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

why can't these hipsters just follow my lead in the scarf dept.?

i was just wondering if i could shovemy little mangles feet into some of those shoes the other day...i think it springs from the wish that icould suddenly have a skateboard anytimei was on a slight decline...

― bb (bbrz), Sunday, 7 January 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

a bro of mine has those heelys, adult sizes are GO.

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Sunday, 7 January 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

TS: hipster kefiyah vs. "I [heart] Beirut"

I'm sure the people losing their homes and families appreciate your fashion statement.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 7 January 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

why can't these hipsters just follow my lead in the scarf dept.?

ROFFLE OF THE YEAR.

no one can say ben doesn't have the best sense of humor on this shit. because HE DOES.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 7 January 2007 07:56 (eighteen years ago)

as much as i hate those scarfs, i think this shirt is wicked cute.

http://builtbywendy.com/onlineshop/images/7185150_MAIN.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 7 January 2007 10:49 (eighteen years ago)

did you really see these scarves all over london? i dont think ive ever seen one ever, anywhere!

― -- (688), Sunday, 7 January 2007 11:47 (eighteen years ago)

those awful "state of the (music) world" essays from bloggers who voted in those music polls.

formal requirement of this genre: being pissy, petty, annoyingly self-aggrandizing. even the ppl whose writing I like like on ILM or wherever come off as preening a-holes in these things.

"jackin pop" sound like a euphemism for masturbation. appropriate.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 7 January 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

they learned it by watching ~~dad~~xgau

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 7 January 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

kogan's "not in my name" shit-fit about idolator's goofy motto was pretty wtf

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 7 January 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

It was also the best thing on that poll by a long way.

My least favourite thing about Idolator is their fucking logo.

http://cache.idolator.com/assets/www.idolator.com/img/logo-wide.gif

It looks like it belongs to a band supporting Kittie and Sugarcoma on tour in September 1999.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 7 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

3 or whatever. british people and their absolute refusal to understand how "tipping" works. I get that you guys don't do that! What is so difficult to understand about a system in which this is done?? PS our beers are STILL cheaper than yours even with the OUTRAGEOUS $1 tip, LOL @ overvalued money.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

the worst thing is, there already IS tipping here. in restaurants. yet people still steadfastly refuse to undestand SOMETHING THEY ALREADY DO.

― Storefront Church (688), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

yes, I thought I recalled that being the case, but then I was like, maybe it was just me, maybe I am just a sucker and left tips unnecessarily.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

It's always the same 3-5 people too, "My oh my how outrageous it is to actually have to give a person a dollar for pouring my beer, why, I could do that myself!" and it's like arrgh not again with you. Plz to stay home and pour your own beer then, you simp.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

formal requirement of this genre: being pissy, petty, annoyingly self-aggrandizing. even the ppl whose writing I like like on ILM or wherever come off as preening a-holes in these things.
"jackin pop" sound like a euphemism for masturbation. appropriate.

-- m coleman

i hate reading that shit esp. because a lot of them are ppl bitching about music being dire in '06 and then they vote for ten of the eleven albums they listened to all the way through in the past year.

― ‘•’u (gear), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

the weird boots in jaxon kinda creep me out and make me wonder if 2007 will be the year that the girls go back to wearing pants that go all the way to the floor (or atleast to ankles) and dont end mid calf with some ackward width to them...yeah you've got boots on -- effing great, you still look like some retarded schoolboy from the last century and a less that sure braggart. pants are meant to provide a line people not start off somewhere just to get lost part of the way there

so much for my sense of humor on these issues.

X, Y, whatever number we're at: singersongwriters who shouldnt be

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Adam, all that was just you being a great big hippie about something you like, though. You keep vacillating between (a) admitting that punk is a fairly vague ethos we appeal to fairly casually, and (b) trying to claim punk is a specific thing. And I'm far less convinced when you're doing that second part, because it hits a lot of false notes. E.g., I don't follow film, but there are endless new-creation myths in literature and most every other art I know anything about -- "On or about December 10, 1910, human nature changed." E.g., punk is not just "the way we've chosen to talk about the ravaging fire of the new" -- it's also the way we've chosen to codify and curate the events of the past, the way we've chosen to identify things teenagers have been doing for decades, and the way we've chosen to refer to various styles of music, mainstream and not. E.g., punk's icons don't "perfectly embody the myth" -- that's vaguely oxymoronic, and has cause and effect mixed up. The myth consists of our received wisdom about what those icons did, which -- myths being myths -- tends to turn out to be mistaken, slanted, oversimplified, exaggerated, etc. E.g., saying "Not incidentally, punk also gives us a concrete root SOUND" -- this is what I meant about fudging between the ethos of punk and the specific sound of punk rock in the late 1970s. Just by the nature of punk's aims, these cannot be the same thing for very long. If your punk ethos is all creator-destroyer, going back to the concrete root sound will neither destroy anything nor create anything; it's not punk anymore. This was why Tom was speculating, upthread, about what could destroy punk with its creation, and noticing how insulated punk is from every having that happen. E.g., saying "This pure sound encapsulates the exhilaration of annihilatory creation"; this is just kinda airy hippie "the thing must actually contain the associations I put on it" talk.
-- nabisco (--...), January 8th, 2007

STOP IT STOP IT

― VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

Why hasn't Jon image-bombed that thread into submission?

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

GIS first result for "punk rock":

http://www.amywcook.com/1987-1991%20Scanned%20Photos/eric-punk-rock.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 8 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

brian baker

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

Harry Potter let himself go.

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

One of the bleakest moments in a music fan's day to day life is when those magical transcendent moments are no longer transcendent. You listen to the same 10 second clip of a song over and over again, looking for that little thing in the singer's voice, that change in pitch or whatever it was that made it so amazing, but you just can't find it anymore. You probably end up going to Stylus or the used CD store, or maybe even eBay, looking for the next fix and despairing over your loss of innocence. It's like cumming inside a girl and suddenly realizing that you're no longer in love.

-- Mickey (mi...)

― and what (ooo), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

oof. ban him from life.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

OMG

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://aviquesnel.free.fr/Direlire/Images/celine.jpg

― ‘•’u (gear), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

it's like alan cumming inside a girl

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

poorbastard

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/59025-1/Picarddisgust.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

very dangerous but successful GIS at work

http://www.dramaqueenstyle.com/ProductImages/product/ALCU_Perfume_p.jpg

― dmr (Renard), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

it's like cumming on your belly button ring and then realizing that it's 2007

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

Why hasn't Jon image-bombed that thread into submission?
-- milo z (wooderso...), Today. (mlp) (link)

canado-fascist admins, right?

also, where is that mickey splooge from?

― friday on the porch (lfam), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

do you listen to loads and loads and loads and loads of music and just every now and again just by chance it hits you and you hear something that makes you realise why you listen to loads and loads of music just to find that small personal headfuck moment of sheer transcendant beauty

think of it as my gift to the noize board

― Deliciously Yours (Haberdager), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of cumming

― nazi bikini (harbl), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

I really dont understand threads like that. if you want to listen to amazing music then...why...dont you? why are these people so weird? whats so hard about playing something thats great? baffling

― Storefront Church (688), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

waterfalls of cumming

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

I always assumed saying that kind of stuff was just "I'm really INTO MUSIC, man. It just MEANS something to me" posturing. xpost

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.looptvandfilm.com/blog/gangof4cover.jpg

― John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Monday, 8 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

let's regift it to Ask Dr. Freud

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

its like, just put a good song on, it takes 10 seconds

― Storefront Church (688), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

But one day that song will get boring and a little fat and its tits will start sagging and you'll cum in it and realize you just don't love it anymore. So you go fuck your secretary.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

gareth, they are clearly batshit

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

plus, they are all like 15 and their dream iz dying :((((

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 8 January 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

4. Threads full of C&P from white-supremicist messageboards.
5. Threads full of C&P.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

6. People being dicks on ILX

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 9 January 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

e.g. this:

1. that hoosteen guy - seriously like 90% of his posts = following up some 'naughty' mark grout pun with 'i just spit out my gatorade!' or 'omg dr pepper all over keyboard' or whatever

-- and what (an...) (webmail), Thursday 7:08 AM. (ooo) (link)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 9 January 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

you can't deny the power of the "that hoosteen guy" meme

it's like one step from hoobastank

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

People being dicks on ILX

First of all, this will never cease. Second, even as the occasional target, I'd be kind of sad to see it completely go away.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

i think dickishness is ok but only kept to the level of face-to-face dickishness, like not using the internet like this guy is using the pile of snow

http://www.kidzworld.com/img/upload/article/a2673i0_mb.jpg

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

What's obnoxious is when it becomes an arms race to be more dickish than the next guy, to catch every less-than-perfectly-thought-out post and zing it, to mock the banality of anything that doesn't personally interest one.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

I like zings as long as they're funny and not "HUR HUR YOU SPELT WORD RONG" :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

the best is words that just sound funny, like gmail.butt

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

"Butt" is a funnier word than "ass."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

but then again, "assless chaps" is funnier than "buttless chaps"

― database update failed (sanskrit), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

no..buttless is funnier, mike

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

if only because its closer to dickless, which is hillarious. always.

sadly

assless sounds almost proper

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

Top 100 Guess Paper Googlers

― jergins (jergins), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

curtass > curtbutt

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

asssex > buttsex

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

Arpit Naresh kr. jain (cool_arpitj@yahoo.co.in)

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

cool arpitj! so cool!

and GARG, what a dude GARG is

― friday on the porch (lfam), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

THREADS ABOUT THE OSCARS PAST AND PRESENT

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

asshat > butthat

― you win again, gravity! (tissp), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

i know i'm harping on this, but they're selling those scarves at urban outfitters and they're calling them the Anti-War Woven Scarf. fuk you

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/images/us/local/kickers/gateway/070108/MACC.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 12 January 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

omg no way
no

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

i want to write them a letter

― nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

and i want to shove the letter up their collective ass

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

ok but as long as they read it and i get a nice form letter back

― nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

haha, okay!
(yeah, i just had a long conversation with a friend that was both empowering ("you can write your thesis, of course you can") and doom-n-gloom ("it's possible that the earth is going to be uninhabitable in 100 years" "uh, what?" "i'm just saying it's possible."), so i'm both fired up *and* things are disgusting me.)

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

Someone put those scarves next to the pot. I want to wipe my ass with them.

― caek (caek), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:21 (eighteen years ago)

it's just too bad those scarves have such pretty patterns

― friday on the porch (lfam), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:55 (eighteen years ago)

for a second i thought "early spring" was a new bright eyes record.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 12 January 2007 07:09 (eighteen years ago)

"laura prepon is a terrible actress."

She's the poor man's ScarJo!

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), January 12th, 2007.

― mattp (fauxhemian), Saturday, 13 January 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

ScarJo

;_;

― mattp (fauxhemian), Saturday, 13 January 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

anti-war woven scarf

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40959000/jpg/_40959286_boyafp.jpg

― dmr (Renard), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

scarfjo

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

fashion forward

― dmr (Renard), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

8. fucking GUILTY PLEASURES thread. ugh.

My guilty pleasures:

Abba: Gooey pap but good for a few laughs.
Steely Dan: Ugh I can't help it I like a couple of their songs.
Kraftwerk: Obviously embarassing but I can't help it.

-- kornrulez6969 (TCBein...), January 13th, 2007.

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

dude i think he was kidding

― and what (ooo), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

oh ok

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

still that thread sux

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

i'm gonna go listen to linkin park

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out 2001

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

if the kid in transformers can where a Strokes shirt i can make linkin park jokes

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

wear*

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

what's worse? having to hear people complain about "pop" music or have to even see a thread with "poptimism" in the subject?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Saturday, 13 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://dvdmg.com/sophieschoice.gif

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 13 January 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

3. clipse think tank thread on ilm

― m@p (plosive), Monday, 15 January 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

what clipse thread

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 15 January 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

alexis on fire

― m@p (plosive), Monday, 15 January 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

10 (?). the phrase "hard-earned money"

― shanghaied by the dragon lady (get bent), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

stay tuned for my annual anti-EMP conference diatribe. coming soon!

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

where is your diatribe about last year? I would read it.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

11) boyfriends for chicks. esp. wrt chicks i know.

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

oh I just hurled a few insults on some noise thread or other, calling it a circle jerk. while I think many of the people involved are good writers or musicians all the pseudo-academic trappings annoy the pants off me. see I was a rock critic in the era when writing about music wasn't sanctioned by the professors, not something you learned in school but had to figure out yourself "IRL" I don't really write about music anymore but when I did the point was reaching out to a broad audience not preaching to the converted or trying to impress the dean and the pope (Christgau and Marcus).

but hey, live and let live, I should just ignore it. I will say that the first paragraph of that "call for papers" posted on ILM is remarkably banal. "How do the times affect the notes" good god.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i read that thread. i don't know why.

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

i do

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

JtM, please do not nix boyfriend potential for me, this year I wd like to try a new thing I'm going to call "sleeping with the same person on a regular basis and being happy about it."

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 02:07 (eighteen years ago)

roffle at urban outfitters site today:

We regret that this item is not available at this time.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

zionist conspiracy.

― jambalaya backgammon (grady), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

see I was a rock critic in the era when writing about music wasn't sanctioned by the professors, not something you learned in school but had to figure out yourself "IRL"

Could you parse this so I get something else o

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

look at the UO photo link above..

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

dear "and what"

they invented a killfile! go to mod board for download, I suggest you start using it.

kthx!
Ally

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

oh noes ally you are annoyed by my posts if only there was some solution for your distress about this

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

don't call it a comeback

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

just sayin its pretty weird to bitch at someone to get a killfille because youre tired of reading their posts instead of, you know, getting a killfile

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

no I think the point is that YOU are encouraged to engage a killfile that blocks posts by ME so you can stop bitching about them

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

if you killfiled me you wouldnt know if i was bitching about your posts plus i wouldnt have to do anything

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://seaofeden.free.fr/cinema/screenshots/duel.jpg

― God Bows to Meth (noodle vague), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mcescher.com/Biography/lw439f14.jpg

― ‘•’u (gear), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theprogram.net.au/media/features/5467.jpg

― m@p (plosive), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

Tom and Ethan are totally gonna kiss.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha killfiles. you didnt think anyone was actually going to use them did you?

― Storefront Church (688), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

guys? guys?

― Storefront Church (688), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

12. http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/7963/tyler3tq4.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

jesus h christ that ws frightening

― nervous (cochere), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 08:28 (eighteen years ago)

13. people droppin goo on Children of Men

― Blastochrist (blastocyst), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 10:00 (eighteen years ago)

14. "I loves me some ______."

― Tim Ellison = NUMBER ONE ADVOCATE OF YOU-KNOW-WHAT ON NU-ILX!!! (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

15. dj drama arrested for 'illegal cds'

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

curtis i dunno wtf your hard-on with fucking with me is about (for a dude who makes such a big deal of lamenting attacks on other ilxers you sure seem to spend every post, uh, attacking other ilxers) but i posted to that thread several times before mickey showed up & started talking bullshit

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 18 January 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

Nothing against you personally ethan, I think mickey's a dick too and I'm referring to the entire mass of dickery that's going on in that thread. And yeah you were posting legit stuff to that thread obv., I just mean that mickey didn't fly off the deep end till you made your "yeah mickeys right" comment. When I made that post I was responding to Alex's "Why DO you post here?" b/c he obviously wasn't noticing that mickey at some point on that thread ACTUALLY HAD THINGS TO SAY that weren't juvenile zings.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 18 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

I rescreened Fire Walk With Me last night to feel appropriately Lynchian.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), October 4th, 2006.

Rescreened La Bete Humaine and The River last week, my interest revived by Criterion's (glorious) reissues.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), March 25th, 2006 6:14 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

Just rescreened The Heiress...her gaucheness works in the scenes in which she asked to project awkwardness and naivete.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (sotoal...), February 28th, 2006 6:12 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

He's okay in Seven Years in May, which I rescreened a couple of days ago; he's Captain Queeg without balls to play with.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), July 26th, 2006 8:02 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

I rescreened The Sheltering Sky about two weeks ago.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), October 23rd, 2006 12:11 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

I rescreened Raising Cain recently.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), September 6th, 2006 11:48 AM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

Rescreening Streetcar I'm inclined to agree, but it's one of the best miscasting jobs in screen history.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), January 11th, 2007 10:14 AM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

Inspired by my rescreening of The Passenger. He doesn't do much but smoke, walk, and exchange portentious dialogue with a zombie-like Maria Schneider, but he's riveting: the man's self-contempt oozes out of every pore.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), April 28th, 2006 5:25 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

My pick is Another Woman, which I rescreened a few days ago.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), June 25th, 2006 5:06 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

I just rescreened Pickpocket and came close to weeping.

I saw Mouchette years ago on an execrable videocassette print. I must rescreen...if it's available.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), April 17th, 2006 6:13 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

I rescreened Hitchcock's Foreign Correspondent recently.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (sotoal...), January 11th, 2006 1:08 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

Rescreened it a couple of week sago, xero. See above.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), October 20th, 2006 1:35 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

I rescreened Twentieth Century last week: hardly a testosterone fest, and just a dash of wry.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), April 13th, 2006 8:05 AM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

I recently rescreened Erin Brockovich. Man, is it a better movie than Traffic.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (sotoal...), January 30th, 2006 8:06 AM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

Rescreened L'Eclisse; it's now my favorite of the trilogy (Alain Delon, rrowrr).

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), October 30th, 2006 6:25 AM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

Just rescreened E.T. a couple of hours ago; hadn't seen it since 1991.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), July 23rd, 2006 5:09 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

I'm rescreening Baby Doll this weekend.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), August 3rd, 2006 3:47 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

Rescreening it last night, I must say it's far better – ambivalent, ruminative – than I thought.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), May 10th, 2006 10:06 AM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

I got the Criterion Au Hasard a few months ago; haven't felt like rescreening it.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), November 20th, 2006 12:46 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

16. bummerzz thread locked. I NEED SOME PLACE TO GO.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

Jon is going to lock this thread again

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

countdown to tantrum...

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

i dont like these threads, either

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

I'll nuke it next time.

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

Although that was pretty lol worthy.

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

I think "cut it out" is ok but not "bummerz".

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

17. guy down the hall blaring "Mr. Roboto" at full volume with his door open

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

Are you sure you didn't mean to put that on "happy-face"?

― John Justen is fucking sick of his username (johnjusten), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of locking and removing..whats become of the mezmorizing hasslehoff gif thread? not that i much care...just...wondering what beyond ;D was the motivation

(and jon...i wasnt fecking about when i asked after that puppy on the phone pic. the other day..i had no idea where it was and needed it)

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)

FREE AWSOME TUNEZ DUDER!

xpost

― John Justen is fucking sick of his username (johnjusten), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

even a broken clock is right 2wice a day

That's going to be my Myspace headline now. Going there now to edit profile. Maybe I'll work "mandana" in there somewhere.

― Maria :D (Maria D.), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

18. GROUP PROJECTS
19. INCOMPETENT TWITS WHO RUIN GROUP PROJECTS

― tom mix-a-lot (get bent), Thursday, 25 January 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

bb, the puppy pic is here.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 25 January 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

i have no idea how i found that image the first time.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 25 January 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

omg, i just died in my mouth a little bit

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

jbr, i used to hate that! i would rather just do the whole thing myself than have other people not contribute/fuck things up.

― more grease in the pianissimo. (tehresa), Thursday, 25 January 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

i need to learn the fine art of the "somebody's gonna fuck something up" CYA/contingency plan.

― tom mix-a-lot (get bent), Thursday, 25 January 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

Unfortunately it's known as "being responsible for everything yourself", I'm afraid. There may be people who are skilled enough to manipulate others into doing what should have been done in the first place while letting them think it was their own idea, but generally I don't have that kind of patience.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 25 January 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

wait fuck this thread!!!!!

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 25 January 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

re: scarves

http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=520&country=us

a kid my little sister was friends with in high school. lol.

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:01 (eighteen years ago)

i wanna punch him

― mothers against celibacy (skowly), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

I like the outfit.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 January 2007 06:09 (eighteen years ago)

Subject: that scarf
Date: Dec 27 2006 01:11:49 AM
Author: ArafatsGhost

i personally dont like it as a fashion statement either. i wear mine (and will continue to do so) because it means something to me. its certainly not inherently tied with terrorists, nor is it a statement about one/two state solutions.its merely a representation of support for a people who have gotten the short end of the stick. i know plenty of palestinians who appreciate seeing that sign on whoever might be wearing it. fashion faux pas? perhaps. but for me, a worthwhile one, whether others understand it or not.
since when is it hip and fashionable to talk shit on websites anyway? im pretty sure thats stereotypically a geek activity. if the people who comment on here have nothing better than find people on the internet to talk shit on, that should reflect on their "hipness" rather than upon anyone elses.

― am0n (am0n), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:09 (eighteen years ago)

arafatsghost

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

20. don "dick" wiener

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 29 January 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

since when is it hip and fashionable to talk shit on websites anyway?

lol, cut it out 2007 thredd

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Monday, 29 January 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

n00b spok is back on the idiocracy thread : D

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

21. little jelly skeletons.

― rio natsume (rio natsume), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

hot dog buns rupturing down the seam while the stuff is still in there

― ath (ath), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

no funny business here neither i'm talkin about actual food hot dogs

― ath (ath), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

GRRRRR.

22. I'm about to sign a lease for a $540/mo house and have no clue how I'm going to pay for it.

― John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Friday, 2 February 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

STAB MAIM KILL

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

23. http://view.atdmt.com/TRU/view/trblftru0010004022tru/direct;at.trutru00005826/01/

― roger goodell (gear), Saturday, 3 February 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

seriously

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 February 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

Louis Jagger does drugs and doesn't want anyone reading his resume to know

shut.

the.

fuck.

up.

you.

cunts.

― sense of humour failure (Haberdager), Saturday, 3 February 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

okay, it's been de-indexed now, proceed as before...

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 3 February 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ why is he posting on noise board?

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 3 February 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

I only bite when bitten.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Saturday, 3 February 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

24. some car dealership in rochester that keeps calling me on saturday morning when i told them they have the wrong number.

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Saturday, 3 February 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

25. jehovahs witnesses ringing my doorbell @ 8:30 saturday morning. i don't even consider getting up to answer it anymore, it's always them like WHAT OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS WOULD RING MY DOOR BELL THEN

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Saturday, 3 February 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

I only pop when poppen.

― ath (ath), Saturday, 3 February 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

"I never take my hat off" line is a rather well-delivered George Sanders line from The Picture of Dorian Grey.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), February 7th, 2007.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 8 February 2007 09:48 (eighteen years ago)

26. Any more P+J/JP discussion. Can we just go back to assuming everyone is a racist instead of this fucking TEH FUTURE OF MUSIC JOURNALISTING handwringing?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, don't you hate it when shit you don't want to read doesn't spread into the shit you want to read? WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

i hate having to read threads i dont want to. like this one!

― racist illustrator for hire (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah!

the dj spooky cut owns this album, no surprises there
-- Wrinklecause for Applause!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 9 February 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

27. morbz playing save-a-mo-collier on the anna nicole thread

― and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

watch out Shakey, "gynophobe" is next!

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...)

― and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

No, I think it's good that he's sidling up with basically the most hated person on ILX since oops, dude.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

i've been eclipsed?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://czabe.com/daily/archives/cover_owens.jpg

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://blogs.indiewire.com/twhalliii/marieantoinette.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

whatever happened to oops?

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

Morbs, you should be a sXe kid they way you sneer at stoners.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

oops is still around actually, I recognize his log in. Not very frequently though.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Does a gay really hate these women?

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's sad how she died, but I'm definitely not getting all faggily caught up in the 'mystery' of her tragic matinee-idol demise.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

#&@((@&*($ BOXCAR! NO! NO! NO! http://www.punkstory.com/gallery/shows/Minor-Threat83/images/minor-threat-1.jpg

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

(if that's straightedge, alcohol is my family poison, and drunx hv much better taste in music)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

lol faggily.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

keep my name out your mouth you million year old homo

― and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

BOXCAR IS MY FAVORITE REM SONG

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/Nambla.jpg/220px-Nambla.jpg

― and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

alcohol is my family poison

drink up!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT IS THIS

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

senator dick p. boxcars

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

It's your "boxcar," jon.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

Morbius aren't YOU an admin?

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, it's Morbius being a "twat."

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, like he can figure that kind of shit out. (ie yeah I thought so too)

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

;_; boxcar?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

Hey elmo -- BOXCAR!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

BOXCAR VIRUS CRIPPLES INTERNETS

― Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not an admin. ;_;

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Not on your life, gramps. xpost

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

dr morbius otm throughout this thread

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

Dr. Boxcar is OTM

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

if morbs is being such a "twat", stop editing all his posts and they'll speak for themselves. (pssss i dream of boxcars)

― universal death rats (sleep), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

In mathematics, a boxcar function is any function which is zero over the entire real line except for a single interval where it is equal to a constant, A. The boxcar function can be expressed in terms of the uniform distribution as

where f(a,b;x) is the uniform distribution of x for the interval [a, b]. As with most such discontinuous functions, there is a question of the value at the transition points. These values are probably best chosen for each individual application.

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't admin'd a goddamned thing today, q.v. admin log.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dvdclassik.com/V2/Critiques/Boxcar%20Bertha7.jpg

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

sleep, its MUCH BETTER this way. trust me.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

xpost oops i thought ally made the twat comment

― universal death rats (sleep), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not the one changing all of his posts, will you please stop taking Dr. Crazypants word for this? I changed two (2) of his posts and it started a cavalcade because a bunch of people think he's a douche. I also locked him out of this thread and the other one to try to stop this for a little bit but some cap'n save-a-dramaqueen keeps unlocking him.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

a bunch of "people" think I'm a douche. who the fuck else meets that criterion here?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

Hi dere no one argued that other people aren't douches.

Oh and I actually altered three of your posts cos I put a terrell owens in one of them :D But after someone else already boxcarred it ;_;

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

will you please stop taking Dr. Crazypants word for this

i haven't even talked to him, i just looked at the admin log
(did not unlock him either)
xpost

― universal death rats (sleep), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

oh c'mon dude, Dr. M. it's all in fun. it's just the internets!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

But kudos on the continued use of inappropriate scare quotes.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

BOXCAR

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

kevin is as always OTM

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

sanskrit keeps unlocking him

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

dude how do you even know that

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

because on the enemy list he said "ive unlocked you 4 times today"

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

oh i must've missed that!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

now THAT's pathetic

have a time-out weekend, toddlers

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

does morbs have asperger's?

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

no, the interest rate's too high.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

xpost APHASIA NOT ASPERGERS ASSHOLE

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

You'd think at his advanced age -- the age at which he feels justified to pull cultural rank on the young'ns and pot smokers -- Morbius would have learned to SHRUG IT OFF and DISENGAGE from the posts obvously meant to bait him. WTF, dude, grow some skin.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

There is truth in what you say. I've shrugged lots off, but being shit on for 2 years or so just gets to my ego. Sorry.

I was happiest when I was on I Love Baseball and didn't now the rest of the boards existed.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

1 1/2 oz gin
1 oz triple sec
1 tsp lemon juice
1/2 tsp grenadine syrup
1 egg white

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

but being shit on for 2 years or so just gets to my ego.

but dude, you kind of bring it on yourself!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

DUDES LETS ALL FUCKING HANG OUT AND JUST BE SO COOL TOGETHER WE COULD MOVE MOUNTAINS

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

and I kind of don't. ciao.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

morb's posts are funnier is you imagine them with dramatic soap opera music accenting them.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Morbius, very few people here go out of their way to shit on you. If you're going to leap into arguments you aren't even involved in to be a dick or you're going to insult people on totally unrelated threads or revive threads about people just to post insults then maybe you should just learn to accept the consequences. You're like bizarro Kate dude, it's like 80% of the time you're perfectly fine and then 20% of the time you get on some martyrdom kick and try to start shit with people and act all "Oh heavens to betsy why would anyone want to pick on me!" when everyone decides it'll be hilarious to tease you!! Seriously dude, chill the hell out. Also: BOXCAR.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

guess who's gonna be drunk and yelling BOXCAR! on the el tonight?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

NO ONE I KNOW

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

blood diamonds, kevin!

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

or YAAAAAAAOW!! or whatever we've moved onto now

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

bizarro Kate

whoever the fuck that is

chicago kevin's posts are funnier if you imagine them as the captions on anti-drug posters.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

wait you said ciao twenty minutes ago!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

It's what the French call "stairway wit."

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

i unbanned Morbs nine times today, new record.

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

I just had to gas a pig last night

― Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 9 February 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

EXPLAINED:
http://joshreads.com/images/07/02/i070207fbofw.png

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/fb/2007/fb070208.gif

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

Now someone explain yaaaow, cuz i don't get it.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON BAOXCAR BLOOD DIAMONSDS WHAT?

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

uh forx i'm glad we've been at truce and all but can i just say that you totally strike me as the type of guy who would read whatever that comic strip is called, "for better or worse" or some shit like that, right?

and funky winkerbean.

(but i still love you)

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

GRAMDPA HATES BOOKS. case closed.

― John Justen hai gotha ah c'fhalma jungian hamster geb uaaah (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

i wub u 2 stunce.

The reason i'm into Fobofow is entirely because of this guy:
http://joshreads.com/
Absolutely essential daily reading.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://joshreads.com/images/07/02/i070209gilthorp.gif

'friday night lights' is just 'gil thorpe' with handheld cameras.

― roger goodell (gear), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

Dude's word balloon obscures his head! THIS IS NOT PROFESSIONAL
Again, please to explain yaaaaow and blood diamond now.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

OMG:
http://joshreads.com/images/07/02/i070208tdiet.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

gil thorpe rules, all that other shit drules.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

^^ omg, amazing -- summation of 90% of ilx right in one cartoon

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Saturday, 10 February 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.comicartcollective.com/artImages/A9424427-E5EA-11D4-90B300C0F04818F0.jpeg

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 10 February 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.comicartcollective.com/artImages/A364F9A4-BE93-4E9D-AE4139EDC6CC39E2.gif

― am0n (am0n), Saturday, 10 February 2007 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://goaste.cx/goaste/pictures/PEANUTS/b3tapeanuts004.gif

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 10 February 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

stence have you seen my original gil thorpe art? gotta get it framed. his wife was my high school english teacher:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/364916101_bbafe72a52.jpg?v=0

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 10 February 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i saw that scott! yet another reason i totally luv you.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 10 February 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

DONNNG!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 10 February 2007 08:45 (eighteen years ago)

someone is biting comics curmudgeon

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 10 February 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

What does "best" mean anyway?

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 10 February 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

oh scott that thorpe original looks grate esp. for having the name MILFORD in the first balloon! DONNNG!

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Saturday, 10 February 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

David Caruso... Says Something Awesome. YAAAAAAOW!

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Sunday, 11 February 2007 02:10 (eighteen years ago)

Okay that is the funniest thing Dom has ever posted.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha "graaaak"

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Sunday, 11 February 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

stupid hicks wearing stupid t-shirts like "it's not easy being a dick" and talking about their stupid lives in the library.

i hate them.

― gbx, Sunday, 25 February 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

#1 still otm. his posts on ilm totally piss me off for some reason.

― chaki, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

^^
[1] I can't take Gil-Scott quite as seriously due to the preponderance of "The X will not be Y'd" parodies. Totally not his fault, though[/i]

― m coleman, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

i hope he posts a lyric from the takeover in his 'rap couplets' thread soon

― deej, Monday, 26 February 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

She loves the old-time sound---

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 26 February 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

JON LOCKING ME iN SANDBOX BC HE DOESN"T LIKE THAT I AM HONEST WITH PEOPLE

― tehresa, Monday, 26 February 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT.

― Trayce, Monday, 26 February 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

JOIN THE CLUB, XPOST.

― jessie monster, Monday, 26 February 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

keep it off the board dude!

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 05:49 (eighteen years ago)

douchebags on roof of building having snowball fight at 12:45 am

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

it was brought to board when you locked me for something unboard-related, dude!

― tehresa, Monday, 26 February 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

zzzz

― JW, Monday, 26 February 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.digitalgravel.com/dgImages/products/350x250/10200.jpg

Price:Price:$16060

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

er, Price: Price: $16060

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

$160.

fucking nu-code.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

douchebags on roof of building having snowball fight at 12:45 am

JW on Sunday, February 25, 2007 10:52 PM (Yesterday)

that sounds like fun

― gbx, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

they kept going till 3, different douchebags. 4 feet above my head!

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

you just don't understand artists

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

i could have told you about living in a loft and people being inconsiderate.

― ian, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

they kept going till 3, different douchebags. 4 feet above my head!

JW on Tuesday, February 27, 2007 10:12 PM (1 hour ago)

oh the ironing!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

strong smell of bugspray in the air making me sick! i hate that smell as much as i hate bugs.

― get bent, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

fuck off fat bitch

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 06:36 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 06:36 (eighteen years ago)

wow, that was really witty and original!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

hes full of...energy at the minute isnt he?

perhaps it was a difficult journey, from one ilx to the next

― 688, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

i know i was a little stressed at the beginning too

― 688, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

I don't get where JW gets off calling anybody else overweight

or a bitch

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

now now ladies, you are both fatties.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Tom getting the snark in before (if it ever happens lol) board admins come back and we ban him

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

"we"

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

wee

― blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

wii

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

ner

― blueski, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

bud

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

penis

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 20 of about 1,460 for bulbasaur penis. (0.06 seconds)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

wow, jon. you're a dick.

― chaki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

penis

― David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0446526568.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

That book must be working, we've reprinted it like five times.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

chaki will get a dick someday (eBay i'm guessing)

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

SLOW CLAPPING

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

that morbs post is my vote for the noize board officially jumping the shark .

― chaki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

yeah this board sucks big time

― jeff, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

why does morbz post to noize

― and what, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

Ian is my noise nephew.

Dr Morbius on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 8:25 AM (3 hours ago)

file under: waht is creepey

― chaki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

There are like four occasional people here who confuse me b/c they're so UN-noize and Morbs isn't even on the list. Hell, I'm not v noize either.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

im not noize either i just wish ile had only slocki/chaki posts

― and what, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

coming soon, Chaki, Andwhat and Mr Que in Salo

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

Morbs wore a FLIPPER shirt when I met him

― JW, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

those guys, always kidnapping noizers and pullin an abu ghraib

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

Salo may refer to:

* Salò (Salo), a town in Lombardy, Italy
* Salò Republic (Italian Social Republic, or Repubblica di Salò)
* Salo, Finland, a town in the province of Western Finland
* Salo, Gabon, a town in Ogooué-Ivindo, Gabon
* Salo (food) - Salted unrendered pork fat
* Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma, a movie by Pier Paolo Pasolini

People named Salo include:

* Dave Salo, swim team head coach
* David Salo (born 1969), linguist
* Mika Salo (born 1966), Formula 1 racer
* Sami Salo (born 1974), ice hockey player
* Tommy Salo (born 1971), ice hockey player
* Salo Finkelstein (born 1896 or 1897, date of death unknown), mental calculator

― and what, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

120 days of BOXCAR

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

TS: mental calculator vs. salted unrendered pork fat

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

im not noize either i just wish ile had only slocki/chaki posts

Slocki and Chaki sounds like the name of a bad cartoon network show for kids. But you're still right.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

There are good cartoon network shows? Sometimes I forget how pedestrian everyone's taste here is.

― Dr. Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

try harder, zygote.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Ethan -- Morbs posts to Noize because he was introduced to ILX through O.G. noizers Hstencil and gygax! (RIP).

― jaymc, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

― Dr. Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

Jim will you be on AIM tonight?

― Dr. Morbius, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

28. fake Morbs

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

fake morbs = coz larry?

― chaki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

Am I supposed to think it's hilarious all these skinny people calling each other fat? Because I do.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

Morbs - what is that movie in black and white about the early mafia in Sicility and its stark, uh, there's a really spooky passage in the middle where this guy is playing a jaw harp in the dark. there's a court scene towards the end with a lot of beating of the breasts (actually a low point in the film). i can't remember the title and it's killing me.

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

Le Clan des Siciliens aka The Sicilian Clan.

― chaki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

amazing soundtrack by Morricone.

― chaki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

nah, it's way earlier than '69. early 60s or even late 50s. might be in italy instead.

― sanskrit, Thursday, 1 March 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

oops my bad. lots of jaws harp in the soundtrack.

― chaki, Thursday, 1 March 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

Morbs - what is that movie in black and white about the early mafia

"Salvatore Giuiliano" by Rosi, which I just saw couple months ago.

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 1 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mrx.no/albums/Phuket/Power_Phone_Tv_and_more_are_mounted_on_poles_in_thailand_cause_for_a_shaky_infrastructure.sized.jpg

― gff, Thursday, 1 March 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

oh that's a shame

― gff, Thursday, 1 March 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Salvatore Giuliano is set in Sicily not mainland Italy, he's a Sicilian folk hero,.

29. This fucking thread: http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=56468#unread

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 1 March 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

YES YES YES THX ALL

― sanskrit, Thursday, 1 March 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

30. louis jagger acting giddy at his knowledge that nabisco is a real live black person

― and what, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

omg, what?

― Pashmina, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

30. louis jagger acting giddy at his knowledge that nabisco is a real live black person

Cut him some slack, he goes to Oxford, it's still a novelty for him.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

Oxford

Nice bait, Dom, I'll try my utmost not to chomp down.

Ethan, I wasn't 'acting giddy in the knowledge', you tit, I was gleefully showing Marcello up for one of the single most errant statements (i.e. nabisco is racist against hendrix) ILX has ever seen. I've known that nabisco is black more or less since the start, unlike, it seems, a few others. I actually thought MC was joking at first, but then the awful truth became apparent, and I felt it couldn't pass without comment.

― unfished business, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

dude the thing is

EVERYONE knows nabisco is black

seriously what is your deal?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

THAT MARCELLO CLEARLY DOESN'T

― unfished business, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

back up dudes, nabisco's what?

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

he's a black - that is, his last name is black

― Edward III, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

ok louis, i don't agree with marcello's point, as so often is the case with anything that so-called person says, but if you can't understand it, you're even stupider than i thought previously.

last night i was watching idiocracy. tom didn't really seem to like/get it so i said to him, 'listen. all you need to know is that it is luke wilson playing nabisco in ILX: THE MOVIE' and then how we laughed.

PLZ TO STOP PROVING MY POINT.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

NABISCO IS ACTUALLY JACK BLACK

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

luke wilson's black?

― ghost rider, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

That movie did suck ass but it had at least one really great line:

"Your chart says you're fucked up, your shit's all retarded, and you talk like a fag."

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

so was marcello accusing him of being an honorary white guy bearing racist opinions towards his fellow blacks?

if so, it's still stupid as fuck.

LOOK YOU HAVE ALL CONFUSED ME AND I WISH IT WOULD STOP

― unfished business, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/rotsnake.gif

― Edward III, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

lmao

― and what, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter3.jpg

― jh0shea, Friday, 2 March 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

the lex on ~~the IS NU ILM SMARTER THREAD~~ ANYTHING EVER

― JW, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

LJ -- why does Marcello calling Nabisco racist make you think that M doesn't know N is black?

― jaymc, Friday, 2 March 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out

― dmr, Friday, 2 March 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

where's the cut it out thread for the cut it out thread

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out edward

― remy bean, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/blouse_blanche3.jpg

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

where's the cut it out thread for the cut it out thread

don't do it dude!!!

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

jaymc, it was merely gut reaction. black-on-black racism = UH unless as I've already said MC was trying to imply that N was 'white on the inside' or whatever.

this is all ethan's fault for wilfully misconstruing me (agaaaain).

― unfished business, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/032205-how-to-cut-up-a-chicken.png

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

I'd hit it.

― remy bean, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

That is what scrotumata looks like.

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

for a bunch of rock critics, it sure is weird how fucking sensitive and conservative ilx is

― modestmickey, Saturday, 3 March 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

that is a nice knife

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

my wife has the same one. she loves it.

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

i have that knife, and it is nice.

― remy bean, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

I like the siamese twin stick figures on it.

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.zwilling.com/images/zwilling/logo.png

― remy bean, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

my knife needs sharpening.
also, it sucks, in a horribly mediocre way.

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

they're groovin'

http://www.gunaccessories.com/UnitedCutlery/Zwilling/logo.gif

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/olfa_knife.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

life's too short to put up w/ shitty knives, robyn. plus you never know when you'll have to mete out a good eye-stabbin'.

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

henckels be expensive tho

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

my mom is like the captain of the steamship dull knife. it's always frustrated me, but it has also caused me to kind of fear sharp knives - even though i get the logic of a sharp knife being safer (it is!) i think i've gotten better, but i've been neglectful re: sharpness upkeep. plus i only really have one knife, plus a dull paring knife (and a dull fish-gutting knife that i never use.) my brother bought a cleaver last year, in an attempt to break from family tradition - he has two good knives now. i will have to buy a kickass henkel soon - i have totally spent time looking at them even.

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

xpost - the expense is why it hasn't happened :( but i am getting my ass in gear re: making money, so knives be on their way

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm on my second beer and the new stooges doesn't sound any better. jay babcock says I need to get to 3 so here goes.

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/ZwillingJAHenckels.jpg

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

congrats on teh knives. I like that the cut it out thread is now devoted to cutlery.

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

knives are today what keffiyahs were to this thread c. jan 4, 2007

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

that picture = aweosme

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

Zwilling J.A. Henckels: the trade mark of coworkers placed behind on the occasion of the world exhibition in Chicago 1883.

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

these are cool. we bought a set of them for a friend once.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/blockset_enlarged_img_11.jpg

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

holding one just makes you want to stab something. or maybe that's just me.

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

there used to be this guy in my old neighbourhood who would drive his old van down the alleyways in summertime, ringing these bells he'd hooked up and shouting something in a language i didn't know, or maybe he just slurred all his words too much. he was a sharpening guy. he sharpened our old, rusty push-mower - it became awesome. i wish i could find that guy now, for my middle-of-the-line dull knife.

rrrobyn on Saturday, 3 March 2007 04:24 (1 hour ago)

yes, YES. as incredibly gentrified my neighborhood keeps becoming, there are still a few great fossils still working the streets. Chief among them must be the old truck w/ ringing bells to get you to come out and have your knives sharpened in situ. I've never done it. it's sort of like the Automats closing back in the 80s, no one cares, yet everyone complains once they're gone.

― sanskrit, Saturday, 3 March 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

wusthof > henckels. or that's what the only kitchen-knife expert i've ever known said. (wusthofs are all one piece of metal from the blade down through the handle; henckels have a join where the blade meets the handle. i'm not sure this actually matters for like 99 percent of kitchen-knife use or even longevity, but apparently the purists object.)

― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 3 March 2007 07:13 (eighteen years ago)

pls to cut out: older sister being drunk and ridiculous. girl can not handle her booze! spilled: seeds from bagel all over my floor, saline all over my desk. could not find toothpaste in my medicine cabinet on her own and required assistance.

― tehresa, Saturday, 3 March 2007 07:17 (eighteen years ago)

dude u guys i didnt read the thread but i saw the knife set and i will tell u now - those are for wicked tards. only wicked tards buy knife sets - spend most of the money on 1 good chef's knife and split the rest between a paring knife and a boning knife, that is all you need.

― jh0shea, Saturday, 3 March 2007 08:01 (eighteen years ago)

y do you care about shakey mo's broher/

― jaymc, Saturday, 3 March 2007 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

I need a sharpening stone and some oil, but I have rad chef's knife and parer and they are SUCH a pleasure to use. My mom bought an old knife from the Barn Sale during my childhood for liek two bucks, and it's been sharpened so many times it's skinny like a whip now, but my dad keeps that shit up to date -- ALL our knives are deadly sharp, we have to warn visitors. Parents, man -- they are crazy.

― Laurel, Saturday, 3 March 2007 09:04 (eighteen years ago)

the old truck w/ ringing bells to get you to come out and have your knives sharpened in situ.

there are two of these trucks that cruise the upper west side of manhattan on weekends. last year I finally succumbed to the bell and got all my knives sharpened for $20 plus one bent repaired. recommended.

― m coleman, Saturday, 3 March 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

i have also heard this about wusthof vs. henckels vs. other knives - the one-piece thing. with henckels i hear it's sort of how just like there are crappy sonys there are also good sonys - you get what you pay for. but that knife set still looks pretty rad! it's prob better than what most people have. i just need one knife though. and a leather outfit that will last me through the apocalypse. i will consider the paring knife, though it is not v intimidating. i do need to pare things.

i forgot that i also have a bread knife. that is sharp. and which i bought at salvation army.

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

1 bigass chef's knife + 1 paring knife + 1 good serrated breadknife = all u need

― m coleman, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/blockset_enlarged_img_11.jpg

photoshop out the blade and you have CREPEY ROBOT HAND

― latebloomer, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

i have old wustoff set (wedding present) and w/that sharpening they're unstoppable

― m coleman, Saturday, 3 March 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

I are shakey mo bro's sock poppet. joke's on him anyway cuz by the time I finished pouring beer 3 the cd was over. so I put on magma. I think the all-silver henckels are one piece? and knive sets are only good fer presents.

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://cinegeek.com/images/dvd/dvd_2004/kids_in_the_hall1/Secretaries.jpg

― JW, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.scifer.org/images/TrepKnf-27-SkKnFl-101.jpg

― Edward III, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://nicnac.net/media/double2.jpg

― m coleman, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

*click*

― m coleman, Saturday, 3 March 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

42762. laurel hitting on deej

― and what, Saturday, 3 March 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

? I dont get it

― deej, Saturday, 3 March 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

Very loose definition of "hitting on" you have there.

― Laurel, Saturday, 3 March 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

Operative word there being "loose".

― Dr. Morbius, Saturday, 3 March 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

Actually at the time of that exchange I was more than a little bit tight. Hence the injudiciousness.

― Laurel, Saturday, 3 March 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

there are wusthofs from germany and some from china, too, y'know.

the wusthofs that break in the factory process get sent to china and remanufactured into a diffusion line that they sell at a lower price. the blade will say "made in germany" but the box will say "made in china".

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 4 March 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

42763.

Dear promoter of the club last night, you are adorable. You are just like a funsize DDB.

Probability Smear Of Possible Quantum Katehood (kate)

― and what, Sunday, 4 March 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know what that means.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 4 March 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

Ooh, a funsize DDB would be way easier to store than the full-size version that's been in the back of my closet for months now. Are there trade-ins? I need room for the air conditioner.

― Laurel, Sunday, 4 March 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

so that's where he's been

― sanskrit, Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

quick think, quick think, shit

― ^@^, Sunday, 4 March 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

fundies sitting at the table next to me referring to their asian neighbor as oriental.

also: my roommate leaving three raw all-beef patties (partially eaten by the dog) sitting out on the counter since friday evening. i'd clean them up myself, but i sorta want to see how far he'll take it.

― gbx, Sunday, 4 March 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

eeeeew

― tehresa, Sunday, 4 March 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

guy who 'runs' local arts/news site i sometimes write for - quit being such a t0ronto douchebag. dude hit my temper nerve and that nerve is hard to fucking hit.

― rrrobyn, Monday, 5 March 2007 07:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0709,carmichael,75917,24.html

― Hurting 2, Monday, 5 March 2007 07:35 (eighteen years ago)

dear housing dudes who are coming by tomorrow to "inspect" my place -- this apartment is going to be fucking spotless when you walk in here, so don't even think about withholding one cent of my security deposit. (cut it out: planning yr inspection for a day when i have a lot of other important shit to do.)

― get bent, Monday, 5 March 2007 08:03 (eighteen years ago)

rrrobyn are you afraid that toronto is going to self-google?

― ^@^, Monday, 5 March 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)

haha f0rce of hab1t?
and wouldn't want to misdirect googlers from torontodouchebag.com

― rrrobyn, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

(also, he's not so bad. i was just being angryandtired-flyoffthehandle-douchebag.com)

― rrrobyn, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

what exactly is the profile of your garden variety toronto-douchebag.net anyway?

― ^@^, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

HOLD MUSIC: CUT IT OUT.

― jessie monster, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

i am just being mean and should cut it out
(toronto: not so bad, can be money hungry, hip facade, kinda boring, makes me feel weird/rebellious)
xpost

― rrrobyn, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

its like you can see right into me

― ^@^, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

i m obv joking in that generalization (and there are people like that here too, & everywhere)

― rrrobyn, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

99999. tincture of cherry lip balm exploded in a compartment of my purse and now everything in that compartment is all... balmy.

(not really a "cut it out" but there's no more bummerz thredz)

― get bent, Saturday, 10 March 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/29/e6/29e6fd29c11ba975ba6118fb3410d44a.gif

― am0n, Saturday, 10 March 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

XYZ. CREEPY middle-aged dude in laundromat who is apparently not actually doing laundry, just staring at people and waving around his stuffed racoon. WTF go away.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

WOAH. that sounds almost as or equally as creepy as bb's story bout the dude who steals chicks' makeup from their purses at the bar and replaces it with (iirc) dirty hankies.

― tehresa, Sunday, 11 March 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

after I got my stuff out of the washer, I checked to make sure all my underwear was there. u_u

― jessie monster, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

is "stuffed racoon" a euphemism

― am0n, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

Lo! Who is that, sprinting amidst the freeway! It is Wizardishungry, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"

― JW, Sunday, 11 March 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

XYZZ: dudes at my work incessantly quoting The Big Lebowski. Please fucking stop. Also, one of them couldn't even quote it correctly. He didn't know the word "strumpet."
"And then he calls her a 'struffit' or something."

― Lingbert, Monday, 12 March 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/oozinator.gif

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Monday, 12 March 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

eegh

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

XYZZZ:

erm, as it was all for a dare there was no consummation, but i was manually stimulated in turn by the girl i pulled and a boy who was also in the room, who wanted to see my knob in a fully erect state. alas, i had drunk far too much to get it all the way up (it still beat HIS even at 90%) and the full glory was spared. there were 3 boys and 3 girls in the room, all 3 boys and 1 of the girls were fully naked, and the other 2 girls were only wearing knickers. the night ended (after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off) with a wanking contest, the 2 remaining girls (whose idea it was) watching intently as we strived to bring ourselves to climax. it took me about twice as long as anyone else, mostly through fear of being struck by another's jet, being as i was in the centre of the three. throughout, i was made up in lipstick, rouge and a headband, and when i had been wearing clothes it had been drag. one of those ordinary student nights, then...

unfished business on Monday, 12 March 2007 11:52 (2 hours ago)

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

NO. DO NOT REPOST THAT ANYWHERE. I NEVER WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

omfg. a spoof right?

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

he HAS to be fake.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

were poppers involved??

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__john-popper.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

i think i have to go gouge my eyes out.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

― am0n, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000003S0K.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

what are you talking about that album rules

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

x-post: that was brun0s story...to give credit..but still creepy

― bb, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

confession: here come the warm jets is the only Brian Eno album I like. :(

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: not liking taking tiger mountain

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

actually Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy) is good too. after that it all makes me sleepy.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

LOL XPOST.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

lack of xpost notification is endearing itself to my heart.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

it took me about twice as long as anyone else, mostly through fear of being struck by another's jet, being as i was in the centre of the three

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

no stop stop stop. :(

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

duh

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

is "pulling" a seduction artist term?

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

also, how can you dig Warm Jets and Taking Tiger Mountain, but not like Another Green World??

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

Another Green World is okay, but it is the start of a slow descent into dislike. :( It kind of makes me think I don't actually "get" music.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

st elmo's fire is my jam :(

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

elmo otm

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

I always end up thinking about that terrible brat pack movie.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

Another Green World is my least favorite of those three Eno

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

Holy shit @ Louis.

Taking Tiger Mountain is awesomeeee.

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

nothing wrong with first 4 eno vocal albs. hctwj has most of the high points, but the 3 after that are on equal footing. they're great raw material for one hell of a compilation - pick any 14!

here cum the warm jaggers, ew.

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

I just threw up in my mouth a little. :(

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING ON THESE THREADS

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

i know i often give a little TMI here & there, but wtf Louis

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know of a worse incident of TMI during my tenure here.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

taking tiger mountain works well as an album, nothing stands out (besides "third uncle") but the songs are consistent and work well together. another green world is patchier but has better high points.

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

it truly is the post for which cut it out 2007 was created

― and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING ON THESE THREADS

hahaha

there is help available

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Whether or not he's telling the truth, Louis just wrote his own Jinglesource

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

that lj has a lot of nerve. a lot of, uh, spunk.

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off

what does that mean??

― max, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

so on what thread did fake lj decide to sound the depths of ilx revulsion?

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

to "up sticks" == leave suddenly and unexpectedly, i guess? thx ggle

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

pull stakes

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

Ed III:

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52579#unread

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

pull steaks => pull meat => jerkoff

get with it grandpa

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

after the naked girl upped sticks and headed off

what does that mean??

I'm not up on my brit euphemisms but I assume she caused mass tumescence of the nether regions.

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

the 120 days of oxford by marquis de choad

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

OK THINGS JUST GOT 200X CREEPIER GUYS

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

JW definitely should have been posting that picture over and over last night instead of the rotten.com montage.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

sure, bowie and lou reed made it sound all sexy, but that's waht drag orgy is made of.

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

camera phone vid footage sure to leak soon.

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

"leak"

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

"leak"

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

"upped sticks" does indeed mean "got up and left". That LJ quote has fucked my brain w/its confounding wrongness. Do not ~~fuck~~wank want.

― Pashmina, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

"leek"

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

footage is the new poppage

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

can we talk about something else now? my soul hurts.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

wow, i once felt a little bad for contributing to that Louis Jagger poppers IRE thread, but dude is way too expert at slandering himself on the internet I can't even make myself care anymore

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

he's like ilx's own paris hilton.

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

actually I guess he's more like ilx's own screech.

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

He's just a bit of an attention seeker. It's not too bad really if a little odd what people can come up with when spending "quality time" with their imaginations...

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

kv_nol, if you think he's faking, perhaps you should check out this photo (WARNING PEOPLE DO NOT CLICK ON THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE DRUNK LJ IN MAKEUP AND GREY BOXER-BRIEFS)

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

(also, manboobs)

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

(also, STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM)

― David R., Monday, 12 March 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

sorry ;_;

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

David R. OTM! I'm not clicking that link!

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

I was just providing the evidence that this is not fake Louis or wtf ever you're trying to say

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

I clicked. I have nothing to say. I am just going to back away from the computer and be grateful that the internet didn't really exist when I was in college.

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

ok admins u can delete that link now

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

taking cuddlestein mountain by strategy

― and what, Monday, 12 March 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

"admins"

― THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY , Monday, 12 March 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

oh god why did i click on that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

He's just a bit of an attention seeker.
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He's just a bit of an attention seeker.
He's just a bit of an attention seeker.
He's just a bit of an attention seeker.
He's just a bit of an attention seeker.

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

Edward III OTM!

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

(Sorry)

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

:-(

― unfished business, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

I DIDN'T CLICK IT. I AM SO PROUD OF ME.

also maybe we should let everyone on ILE know about my eyewash thread.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Shameless self-promotion there! There's always the Cute Baby animals thread!

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

let them eat cake

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

Shameless self-promotion there! There's always the Cute Baby animals thread!

kv_nol on Monday, March 12, 2007 12:22 PM (9 minutes ago)

I invented it for the benefit of all mankind! Also I was too lazy to ctrl+f Cute Baby animals thread, and it is kind of large and unwieldy anyway.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

True enough. I am kv_nol and I endorse this idea of more baby animals and less LJ.

― kv_nol, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

admins + scare quotes = OTM

― nickalicious, Monday, 12 March 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I know, sorry. I didn't originally post that with the expectation that admins were going to clean up my mess but immediately afterward I regretted posting it rather than just emailing it to kv_nol ;_;

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

still haven't clicked on it! :DD

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

I think this is the type of thing that I admit on the internet and later regret it, but OH WELL

ok, so I'm a waiter (male) and I work with another waiter (male). I have a girl friend. the two of us had a threesome with her. she didn't have to choose, she did us both! it can happen!

fdafdafda (modestmickey) on Tuesday, 31 May 2005 02:12 (1 year ago)

learn from the master, louis.

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

roffle.

― Pashmina, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

haha jessie feel free to killfile me to eliminate all temptation

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

I think the thumbnail on the other thread was enough to eliminate temptation.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

e-mail from prof:

Can you print the following report for me

http://ntrs.nasa.gov/archive/nasa/casi.ntrs.nasa.gov/19980236567_1998405547.pdf

Front-to-back format preferred -- or if it can be read it could
be two pages to a single 8.5X11 ...

Me: do not understand T_T

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

feel free to make fun of me for not being able to read.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

he means print it double-sided, or shrink it to fit two pages on one piece of paper

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

yeaaaah but there is no printer here that possesses such magic? why this lady think I can make ponies fly? :(

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

look for the "duplex printing" option.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

My Little Pony Whisperer

― nickalicious, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

haha I love that this might be one of those rare ilx-actually-HELPED-me-be-more-productive moments in the making.

― nickalicious, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

I assume it means print it out regular portrait, or if you can shrink it to fit two pages per printed page without shrinking the font to an unreadable size?

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

wtf this is 200 pages. WHY DOES THIS WOMAN HATE THE RAINFOREST.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

f'kn xpost

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

I am just printing it ol' regular one-sided one page per sheet style. Two pages on one side is too small and no printer does doublesided.

THX FOR THE EFFORT AT HELP THO ILX.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

just staple the single-sided sheets together and you've got double-sided sheets!

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

MAGIC

doughenning.jpg

― David R., Monday, 12 March 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/seal.gif

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

Here's my preference. Ladiez, bust out the steno pads.

First and foremost, I like to not get long-ass pubes in my mouth. Shorter pubes are easier to extract without a big scene before continuing. Sometimes there's still a litttle of the ol' "Pbbt! Pbbt!" But we can all laugh about that, ha ha, pubes. Totally untrimmed pubes, however, are a hindrance to the goal that is oral sex. Assuming that this is the goal, or even one of the goals (and I know I'm assuming a lot), yeah, go ahead, trim it. Uh... please. Big full bush is just not as accessible. Sometimes I finally find the clit and want to say, "Dr. Livingstone, I presume?"

-- kenan on Monday, March 12, 2007 10:20 PM (17 minutes ago)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha, pubes.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

Sometimes I finally find the clit

A LIKELY STORY

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

Ladiez, bust out the pepper spray.

― am0n, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

he found that "clit" during his annus horriblis

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

dude is crazy, cunnilingus totally predates the lady schick razor

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

i knew i admitted something embarrassing around here i'd totally forgotten about. there it is.

― modestmickey, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

was it about house arrest?

― 冷明, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

my cuz padraig usta have a lojack mothafucking thing around his ankles, but he ripped it out one night in a fistfight with his limo driver. p.o. never called or nothing, and paddy just gave the battered shit back a few days later. p.o. said boo.

― 冷明, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 05:55 (eighteen years ago)

rather than just emailing it to kv_nol ;_;

My inbox thanks you!

― kv_nol, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

"btw you are v v pbbt!y"

― estela, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

omg haha

― am0n, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm so glad Kenan is posting on that thread, to show us ladies the way.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

wow i don't know what to say after reading that. i can only hope someone hacked kenan's account.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

oh i doubt that

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

god that's from yesterday?

― gff, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

what a day yesterday was, eh.

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

overshadowed by LJ but now its his time to shine

― deej, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Did anyone repost Kenan's vibrator repair stuff?

― 蕃茄 ‫¯\(o_°)/¯‪, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

today we have hurting talking about flagellating himself while driving, so apparently this week's theme is tmi.

― Edward III, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

tmntmi

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

"btw you are v v pbbt!y"

this is genius

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

roommate watching you me and dupree for the second time in as many days CUT IT OUT

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Christian?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

he used to be, i think! but had his heart broken by a catholic girl :(

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

is that you Christian?

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

evan? that you evan?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

oh hey

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

dickhead

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

sorry alex didn't mean to call you a dickhead

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

???

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

what are you on about?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

now you're fucking with me

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

neither chr1stian nor i have roomates, mr que

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

no, ghost rider is alex.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

AND i haven't seen 300 ;_;

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

ghost rider is alex, yes.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

i SAID 'oh hey'

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

sheesh

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

BAN RIVER WOLF

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

haha wtf is going on

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

you know damn well WTF is going on, imposter. usurper!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

i know exactly what is going on

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

i want to take his face OFF

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

what is going on:

someone is in need of a CHILL PILL

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

ghost rider 8080

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

I went away to see an old friend of mine
his sister came over she was out of her mind
she said Jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin
she was laughing like crazy at the trouble i'm in
her light eyes were dancing she is insane
her brother says she's just a bitch with a golden chain
she keeps coming closer saying 'i can feel it in my bones
schizophrenia is taking me home'

my future is static
it's already had it
i could tuck you in
and we can talk about it
i had a dream
and it split the scene
but i got a hunch
it's coming back to me

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

still, they're cousins,
identical cousins and you'll find,
they laugh alike, they walk alike,
at times they even talk alike--
you can lose your mind,
when cousins are two of a kind

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.maccs.mq.edu.au/images/menu/manmirror.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u

I wanna look like u
I wanna walk like u
I wanna be like u
I wanna score like u
I wanna party like u
I wanna freak like u
I wanna rock like u
I wanna roll like u

Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u

I wanna move like u
I gotta groove like u
I wanna feel like u
I wanna think like u
I wanna sex like u
I wanna taste like u
I wanna cum like u

Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u

Everybody loves u when you're a star
Everybody loves all the things you are
Everybody loves a winner like u
Everybody loves u

Loves me
Loves me
Loves me

Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u
Everybody loves u

Everybody loves u

Everybody loves u

Everybody loves u

Everybody loves u

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

does your name really signify 'foreign eggplant?'

― 冷明, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

that picture on the bottom of the DC thread

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/DO-NOT-WAAAAAA.jpg

― Dan I., Wednesday, 14 March 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

GZeus, cut it out

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://snoot.org/i/wuss/vg/eggplantl.gif
It does and google doesn't seem to translate it!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

you forgot Squirrel Police (RIP) in yr little diagram. Also PEW.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

ILX continuum of reasonable discourse:

cf point of how people on far left and far right have more in common with each other than mainstream!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Marissa is more reasonable than GZeus!

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

the Gzeus responding to someone < marissa all the time < the GZeus rambling on about his own shit

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

nude spock wants into that list

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

you forgot Squirrel Police (RIP) in yr little diagram. Also PEW.

Haha if I put as many people as I wanted to on that diagram it would be 99% the "unreasonable" side!!

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

we need a control, too. like RANDOM CAT IMAGE MACRO.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

if I hadn't fudged it a little TIM@KFC.EDU would be the only person listed as reasonable

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

I nominate lurkers who never post as reasonable.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

His post on the Hastings thread along the lines of "Some guy who I didn't know called me an obnoxious asshole. Therefore, I am not an asshole. QED."

o_O????

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

nude spock is pretty reasonable

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I think so too.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

not an xpost, just to clarify.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

fwiw I think Geir is pretty reasonable

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nofatties.org/img/nofatties/logo_green.gif

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.xenvideo.com/images/tvmovies/nickburnsaniston.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://hight3ch.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/AppleSpoof.jpg

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Apparently I've driven him away...?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

who who

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

I thought perhaps my subtle image commentary on the HSTNGS THRD was a contributing factor.

Also, Dan, check yer gmail.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

gz***?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

yep.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Image]

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT IS THE DEAL WHAT HAPPEN WITH GZEUS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

yea, where does funny start

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

not so funny!

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

handwringing and internet one-upmanship?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, are you talking about you and Tombot now?

― John Justen, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

oh man it is not at all funny guys except for the part where gzeus says "do i overreact? NO"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

I have experienced definitive proof that I really don't cause the majority of problems with me on the nets.

^^^ funny!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

That is pretty funny.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

I used to have a friend who would yell "PROVEN by SCIENCE!" all the time, that reminds me of her. I miss her.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

a/s/l

― and what, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

laptop coffee shop playing moby cut it out

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

4. texas house of representatives

― deej, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

know what's attractive? asian girls, because they are small and easier to throw around and generally an all around good rape.

modestmickey on Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:06 PM (Yesterday)
even better: small asian girls who have a mental illness. not only are they a fun rape, but they're easy to pick on too and generally help inflate my hopelessly tiny ego in bouts of internet posturing.

modestmickey on Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:07 PM (Yesterday)

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 March 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

"not only are they a fun rape"

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 March 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

That's gotta be a fake, right?

― jaymc, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

no, it's out of context here. It's meant to be a tsk tsk tsk zing to me. See Marissa thread on ilm.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 March 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/138/422349913_4ff66e69ea.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 16 March 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

everyone: fucking with marissa
me: feeling really shitty reading marissa threads (after plenty lols)

― gff, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Marissa's a big girl, she can handle herself at least as well as gzeus can.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

It's not like she reads what anybody else posts.

― nickalicious, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

She's not exactly a sympathetic character.

― Hurting 2, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

Tragic maybe.

― Hurting 2, Saturday, 17 March 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

ugh. i noticed glodberg is back on ilm.

― Fetchboy, Saturday, 17 March 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

Which is horrible. I will trade the board one (1) gzeus for one (1) glodberg. Grrr.

― John Justen, Saturday, 17 March 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

the ronaldinho caricature thread (in before USA posters)

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

LJ posting on noize

cut it out

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

I called her last night while drunk. (Her number was in the recorded voice mails.)

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

no love for teh fellow boredoms fan?

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

i know i often give a little TMI here & there, but wtf Louis

elmo argonaut on Monday, March 12, 2007 10:25 AM (1 week ago)

I don't know of a worse incident of TMI during my tenure here.

jessie monster on Monday, March 12, 2007 10:27 AM (1 week ago)

it truly is the post for which cut it out 2007 was created

and what on Monday, March 12, 2007 10:30 AM (1 week ago)

― and what, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

what thread is that exchange from

― cankles, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

it's on this thread, in the skipped msgs

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 22 March 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link]

― chaki, Sunday, 25 March 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=56&threadid=1596#unread

This thread? Another one? I dunno where to post it...

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 26 March 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52926#unread

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

"I should really stop clicking this thread because I am trying to be a nice, even-tempered person and not get wound up."

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

4578. "totes"
4579. "awes"

― am0n, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

Xgau repeatedly referring to the knife's latest album as "SILENT SCREAM" repeatedly throughout his condescending (though positive) review of it for NPR

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

review is here

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

dude is all:

http://beggingthequestion.com/character2.jpg

and i'm all, like, STFU and smacking the radio across the mouth

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 March 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

MICKEY RACISM THREAD

― deej, Friday, 30 March 2007 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

That goes without saying.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

MICKEY [s]RACISM THREAD[/s]

― sleep, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

yea yea

― sleep, Friday, 30 March 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

roommate walking out of bathroom this morning totally nude

― gbx, Friday, 30 March 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

why did mickey start that thread, was it in response to something?

― Pashmina, Friday, 30 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

because he's a trolling dick who needs to be banned once that is possible again. he does not have a single friend on this board, he would be missed less than gzeus.

― ghost rider, Friday, 30 March 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

aww

― modestmickey, Friday, 30 March 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

which thread is this?

― bell_labs, Friday, 30 March 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

It's been moved to ITR.

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 March 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

But why was it started?

― kv_nol, Friday, 30 March 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

why do babies cry?

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

haha:

http://ilx.thehold.net/thread.php?msgid=111223

keep it up 2007!

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

dude can be annoying but I hate that banning shit. except on noize board where that banning shit is funny.

― Edward III, Friday, 30 March 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

not having mod privs on noize board cut it out

― river wolf, Friday, 30 March 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

1. that hoosteen guy - seriously like 90% of his posts = following up some 'naughty' mark grout pun with 'i just spit out my gatorade!' or 'omg dr pepper all over keyboard' or whatever

dear chaki:

your story on the AA thread about how your intervention came from three guys that buy drugs from you made me shoot dr. pepper out of my nose. i think there was some coming from my right eye too. it was awesome.

love

hoosteen

― C0L1N B..., Tuesday, 3 April 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

woah

― chaki, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,475218,00.html

eating giant bunnies

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Who are the Ten Best Punk Rock bands of all-time?

Has this been done before?

-- yoko0no, Thursday, March 29, 2007 1:38 PM (5 days ago)

― sleep, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

people calling perpetua otm

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

Even a stopped clock etc etc

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me debating pew on punk rock threads

― Edward III, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

PEW.gif makes me rofl every time

― deej, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

its so awful!

― deej, Tuesday, 3 April 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

godhelpmeicantstop

― Edward III, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

I hope that doesn't overshadow the upcoming Bobcat Goldthwait bestiality pic (which I am dying to see - hooray Shakes the Clown)

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, April 5, 2007 3:29 PM (4 minutes ago)

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

deeznuts

― chaki, Thursday, 5 April 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

"I can't tell Will Ferrell-Ben Stiller-Owen Wilson movies apart anymore

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, April 6, 2007 12:58 AM (1 minute ago)"

cut out... this particular kind of snark.

― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 5 April 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

ya that shit's definitely in the vein of "i don't even own a tv"

― s1ocki, Thursday, 5 April 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

reminds me of the time some woman that maria knows started a story by saying "so i happened to look at this magazine, i think it was called "People" magazine??? Have you ever heard of it??? Anyway...." and it was all i could do not to scream lADY DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN A FRIGGIN' SUPERMARKET IN THE LAST 30 YEARS YOU HAVE HEARD OF PEOPLE FRIGGIN' MAGAZINE I'M GONNA SLAP YOU!!!! and she was definitely in that "what is this thing you call tee-vee?" category. still bugs me four years later.

― scott seward, Thursday, 5 April 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

people who say stuff like that are never quite intelligent enough, there are a lot of them working in universities.

― estela, Friday, 6 April 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

i even remember the way that she said how she "happened" to look at it. as if it were in the gutter while she was walking down the road and the wind had opened the magazine up to some story that she never would have known about otherwise.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

but it's not at all like the time when we were kids staying at our grandparent's house and my grandmother said: "now what did you want to go see again...Freaky Freddy?" And my brother and sister and I screamed at the top of our lungs in disbelief: "NO, grandma, Freaky FRIDAY!!!" cuz that was hilarious and she didn't know that the world even existed and lived her life in high Victorian mode 24/7.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. Burns on the Simpsons would have gotten along with my grandmother. Um, if he were real.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

estela otm - or their insecurities are getting in the way of their intelligence. but don't it happen to everyone sometimes. screw a insecurity tho.

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

i had a philosophy professor who wore hemmed jeans who was a criminal in this regard, pretending not to know about things you could not possibly not know about (who is this...is it...florence hilton...whom people keep referencing?) he snubbed me at the mall last week, lol he was at the mall.

― estela, Friday, 6 April 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

gah estela so otm I am in grad school these people are everywhere. :(

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

haha academics in the mall - so, these 'jeans'? i enjoy their working-class-roots narrative and will purchase them.

what weirds me out is when cultural/media studies academics do this. dudes, you are practically getting paid to watch tv and read magazines.

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

i will tell you what i want to cut it out 2007 - my thesis
why am i not done
too much tv prob

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

how much longer do you have to go (assuming you meet deadlines, i never do)?

― estela, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

Bob Dylan is the ultimate champion in this style. His autobiog was written under the assumption that you do not live on Earth in this century. Class.

― sexyDancer, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

deadline plan: june 15
defense date: shortly after
i am the worst at meeting deadlines, and my supervisor doesn't enforce them - hey but whatever, it's my own fault for that

so see, i should neither be on the internet nor watching tv nor reading magazines

story:
a friend of mine who did her phd in english lit (16th C) spent some years in oxford while writing her dissertation, found she had to stop listening to classical music sometime into her 3rd year because so many of the eng academics she's meet were all "jazz? well, i, i can't say i'm familiar with the term, no" and then go on abt some obscure piece of 16th C composition. i thought no way, but then i visited oxford. there are people like this and they live in some other world. in a way this is neat, but in another way it makes me want to go to h&m.

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

rrrobyn, you rule.

and I have a huge problem with deadlines, too. just got chewed out about it today.

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

ok rrrobyn it's time, the tra-la days are over.

when is your deadline, horseshoe?

― estela, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

it...hasn't been set yet. I suck. cut it out, me.

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

i have a deadline too! even though i am old and not in school.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

but roughly, it has to be set before mid-June.

xpost when is your deadline, Scott?

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

ok, i just wrote THE TRA-LA DAYS ARE OVER in my daytimer and also on a piece of paper and putit above my desk btw

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

i have to have something written in like a week/week and a half. i'm gonna be reading it out loud. not, like, a book, but i'm so slow and my brain is pesky. and i want it to be good. tomorrow i have to spend the whole day cranking out reviews, so that i can start in on the other thing. i'm good under pressure though. i have to have lots of reviews written every three weeks or so for the magazine i write for and i always do them at the last minute.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

this felt relevant as one of my co-workers does this.

m.

― msp, Friday, 6 April 2007 05:50 (eighteen years ago)

a friend of mine who did her phd in english lit (16th C) spent some years in oxford while writing her dissertation, found she had to stop listening to classical music sometime into her 3rd year because so many of the eng academics she's meet were all "jazz? well, i, i can't say i'm familiar with the term, no" and then go on abt some obscure piece of 16th C composition. i thought no way, but then i visited oxford. there are people like this and they live in some other world. in a way this is neat, but in another way it makes me want to go to h&m.

Reminds me of my friend. She has no clue what Pop and Rock is. Ab-so-lu-te-ly no clue. When I talk about *recent* music being great, she thinks I am talking about 19th century classical music. Or something. We live in seperate (musical) worlds. One time I had to explain the appeal of pop culture.

― nathalie, Friday, 6 April 2007 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

But unlike Scot, I don't get all riled up about it. ;-)))) I can sort of get that they wouldn't know of these things. Heck, I know shit about classical music. Beethoven, Mozart? That's about it. There was this dude Haydn as well, no?

My gran hasn't watched telly in about, hmm, 25 years? She buys trashy gossip mags (focusing on soap opera actors) to *keep up* with what's happening.

― nathalie, Friday, 6 April 2007 10:06 (eighteen years ago)

bizarro world cut it out 2007 - horshoe, rrrobyn, scott & estela talking shit about middlebrow pseuds

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

and what, cap'n-save-a-professor cut it out

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

i meant it was bizarro world cut it out

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/bizarro.jpg

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

frank gehry SMASH
http://www.moviepoopshoot.com/comics101/images/2005/oct19/bizarro.jpg

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

there should be a word for this sentiment. it reminds me of the art of pretend forgetfulness.

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 6 April 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

Jules: You know the shows on TV?
Vincent: I don't watch TV.
Jules: Yeah, but, you are aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows, right?

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

That's from a movie called Pulp Fiction, in case some of you have never seen it.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

but it's weird because the pretend ignorance is supposed to imply some kind of greater intelligence/cultural superiority; notice how it is almost always applied to television, magazines, internet etc so called "low brow" culture. people who say they don't watch tv are fucking scum.

― rio natsume, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

unless they actually don't, then it's ok

― rio natsume, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, I believe that some of them actually don't watch tv, but there's no need to be all, "what is this Seinfeld of which you speak?"

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

IF YOU ARENT READING BOOKS OR THE NEW YORKER THEN UR STUPID

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

We just canceled our digital cable, and let me tell you guys, I really miss watching SciFi

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

i miss cable kind of

― sleep, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

it's that quizzical look on their face when you try to describe something you saw on t.v. they cock their head to the side and squint and fold their arms and have a sort of bemused half-smile on their smug face. they act like they are being polite to a child. HOW VERY FASCINATING FOR YOU SMALL-BRAINED TEEVEE WATCHER.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

if loving TV is wrong, i don't want to be right.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha I just noticed Estela's "Florence Hilton" upthread. that's exactly it. it basically is the art of pretend forgetfulness, but like more specifically the art of pretend culturedness.

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

"I happened to see something on television while I was visiting my brother in law -- have you seen this 'professional wrestling' phenomenon? It's like combative homoerotic opera for the lower classes! It's totally contrived, of course."

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― sleep, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

yeah elmo, it's totally classist, but the people who regularly pull it around me all officially subscribe to impeccable lefty politics it makes me crazy!

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

thing is they are just acting like normal people. i work with normal people and half of them had no idea who anna nicole was when she died. and these weren't snooty people. just average folks. normal people don't care about LOTS of stuff, but they rarely brag about all the stuff they don't care about.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

these people do watch tv, but only charlie rose

― rps, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

I grew up in a "no tv" household and it turned me into a superior bastard: fact

― sexyDancer, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, Scott, I'm not faulting people for actually not knowing about this stuff (I mean, I know I watch way too much TV), just the quizzical look thing you were talking about.

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

when I was 13 my mom came home early from work and my sisters and I were watching MTV and my mom finally realized what MTV was and she got rid of our TV for a year. I think she thought we'd all experience this amazing imaginative creative outburst but the actual effect on me=I have no memory of this year at all.

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

people who grew up without TVs...really bad at the pink wedge in trivial pursuit (but will kick your ass when it comes to the brown wedge)

― dan selzer, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

it is funny, though, when you come across someone who is superior for not having a tv but then doesn't know the capital of wisconsin

― rps, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

dan s

― sleep, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

...otm

― sleep, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

naw, I'm the pink wedge master. (film school)

― sexyDancer, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

most of the no t.v./didn't grow up watching t.v. people i know are rilly rilly clueless about lots of stuff. the news/current events especially. they grow hippie brains. i'm not saying this is true of everyone. just people i know.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

wait - i thought pink was entertainment?

i am mostly bad at the orange wedge (unless on the rare occassion that is actually is a 'leisure' question)
xpost

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

having no t.v. growing up is probably good though cuz it makes people want to travel a lot and see all the stuff they never got to see on t.v. i KNOW what tasmania looks like. no reason to go.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

i think green is sports and leisure? I can never get the green pie unless I luck into an NFL question. pink is arts and entertainment, but it's very pop culture-y. it's my best category.

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

I like the way a room feels with some pleasant quiet TV going in the background -- sometimes preferred over music. Is this an illegitimate taste for ambiance?!?!

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Trivial%20Pursuit

but haha, to pretend to not know about the existence of a 20th century medium of communication though, i mean, these are the same people who only listen to phonograph records and think image technology peaked with the stereoscope. sometimes these people are totally endearing weirdos, but mostly they are smug, insecure asses as per scott's description. more weirdos pls!!

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

i grew up in a no tv household and i now hate my mom because of it~

― cankles, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

Ade otm I barely spoke to my mom during the Year Without TV.

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god we had TV but very restricted and NO MTV, that's for sure. Evil, evil popular culture OH NOES. I have also never seen Pulp Fiction but I promise never to ask you waht it is.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

also, hello, now I'm completely obsessed with TV. it's like not letting your kids eat junk food (which my parents also did!)

― horseshoe, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

"who only listen to phonograph records and think image technology peaked with the stereoscope."

see, i would LIKE these people! i never meet any of them. just the boring ones who don't watch t.v. OR read OR do anything cool.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

it's true - the prof i know who's super into stereoscopes is also awesome

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

i wasn't allowed to watch tv during the school year from 2nd grade to the end of high school. no real lasting effect, i watch a little tv now and then, and i try not to be an ass about it. my dad did it to make me concentrate on school but it didn't work i soon discovered books and music and now i like those things way more than tv, although i do like tv.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

man, I'm trying to find a pic of the scarf-wearing snoot character David Cross plays on Mr Show

"Did you see that thing on TV..."
"I don't own a television. Notice I didn't call it T.V. That's because T.V. is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and television is... no friend of mine."

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

haha

i think growing up with muchmusic instead of mtv is basically the difference btwn canadians and americans of a certain age group

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

the anti-t.v. people are always the ones who make me feel guilty for being inside too. "LET'S GO OUTSIDE! i really need to go climb a rock wall or something! i hate being INSIDE for too long!"

well there's the door. knock yourself out.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

i love that david cross character. doesn't he pronounce vinyl "vine-yul".

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

I only got to watch MTV on the weekends at my dad's. I'd go back to my rural school the next Monday and describe the videos that I had seen like I was acting out a play in a P.O.W. camp.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 April 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

this thread has been very entertaining on such a painfully boring Friday afternoon.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with these things you call "Friday afternoons". Must be some sort of Texas thing.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

FWIW, I'm sure the Venn diagram for "Self-Congratulatory TV Avoiders" and "Annoying Philosophy Undergrads" shows a huge overlap.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

"BATMAN? WHAT? SORRY, I WAS CONFUSED, I THOUGHT YOU SAID BOETHIUS"

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

me at work talking to this guy i work with:

"so you don't have a computer or cable or anything?"

"nah."

"so what do you do, sit around reading the bible at night? heh heh."

"sometimes. yes, i do."

"oh. um, cool. the bible is cool."

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

haha.

snarky hip dude pwned by bible dude.

― Ms Misery, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i plead guilty. i just forget about all that god stuff!

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

That's a whole other sub-character to this phenomena: The Ultra-Christian person who avoids all pop media in case his pure thoughts are tainted by the heathen liberal media.

"'The Daily Show'? I'm sorry, but our family does NOT subscribe to cable."

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

this book rules:
http://www.dovebook.com/bookimages/15361.jpg

― sexyDancer, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

"Titanic? No, we were told that there was nudity in that..."

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

t.v. was my god growing up! one of them anyway. my parents don't believe in god. they believe in art. i grew up with jazz and art and books. though they did make me go to a unitarian sunday school for awhile. i learned sex ed there. my folks just went to hang out and drink coffee and be liberal. total hippie den. the church was in an old barn. i finally told them to go without me cuz i didn't like missing my abbott and costello movies on sunday mornings. my father is, like, 5th generation unitarian. which is really rare. sometimes i think about going here! but i don't like people that much...

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

I was gonna drop some "Trivial Pursuit changed their categories x yrs ago" science but someone beat me to Wikipedia. ;_;

Also I was awesome at EVERY wedge, go me!

― HI DERE, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

the gnostic gospels are rad. jeezus was rad. all that stuff before they fucked with it and made it into something evil was really cool.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

proto-orthodox christian texts pwn

― bell_labs, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

hypostasis of the archons yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

― bell_labs, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

If you're playing the O.G. Trivial Pursuit from the early 80s (Genus edition) -- which is the version I own -- then pink wedge (A&E) is totally all about movies from the 1940s. Recent pop culture (even "recent" meaning 1970s) doesn't really factor into it.

― jaymc, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

old orange slice was all drinking and gambling

― sexyDancer, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

The Ultra-Christian person who avoids all pop media in case his pure thoughts are tainted by the heathen liberal media.

Yes, this was my childhood exactly.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

It seems weird that probably the best thing to happen because of the Bible (the guttenberg press and books as we know them) was also the worst thing to happen to the Bible.

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

Alpha and Omega, dude

― sexyDancer, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

nick, you should write a thesis

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

maybe mine

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

the trivial pursuit game i've played has sports & leisure as the orange pie - it was mostly about baseball

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

the 80s version is way easier, obv

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

I have to admit, my two years of having no internet and no cable were ... highly productive. I got more done, got out more -- I was actually less likely to be bored at home, because instead of sinking into TV lethargy I'd have to actually start in on some kind of worthwhile project. Even after I moved my TV into my bedroom and got enough reception that I could sit around all afternoon watching Judge Mathis, I still felt better and got more done.

All of which totally lost against a T1 connection, but whatever.

― nabisco, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah the orange pie slice is weird, depending on games v sports it's either the one I'm most likely to get v the one I'm least likely to get.

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

I got a lot more done without cable/internet but it was stuff like recording songs about coffee mugs with penises, so I think the world is better off this way.

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

somebody typeset Other Bible in the Other Music font please.

sexydancer did you not get my email this week?

― dan selzer, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out my boss blaming me for things that aren't my responsibility

― deej, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out snow in April wtf.

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

when we moved here we didn't have cable for like six months or something and i read a TON of books. and i wrote a lot too. it can definitely be good. to be honest, i don't watch it that much anymore. i'm at work at night, so that takes care of that. rufus watches his cartoons, but i mostly ignore those. i watch lost at work (don't tell!). i watch my monday nite sitcoms. when i come home from work i'll watch the daily show. that's about it. so, about 5 or 6 hours or something a week. i mostly listen to music and -HELLO- go on the internet. which has just replaced my t.v. viewing pretty much. one screen for another. whatever.

― scott seward, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out ten day forecast that doesn't break 50 degrees

― deej, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out making my cut it out thread about like weirdo bible shit

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

my downstairs neighbor once came up to borrow something and there was my oxford study bible on the coffee table and he was like "oh were you guys reading the bible" jokingly and melanie said "we were doing bible trivia earlier!" (we were) hahahahaha oh sad.

― bell_labs, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

I used to be awesome at bible trivia.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

These days I still love bible trivia but I have chosen Satan.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

is that the name of yr indie band?

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

Close, it's the first album by Judith and the Tent Pegs.

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not minding the cold so much. It was 84 degrees here last week!

(This morning, it was 61 degrees in my living room. Good stuff. My little girl gets to wear some of her winter clothes that she was going to outgrow in three weeks anyway.)

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

har laurel

it is freezing here. i was supposed to go to a bbq tonight. now it is just a party :/

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

I'll take 84 deg over the fierce-winded frigidity New York has seen recently ANY day

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out to cut it out thread becoming noize tittytwist thread

― and what, Friday, 6 April 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

Guess whose titties are the most twisted of all?

― Laurel, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

Robyn's frozen fleshbags?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

thread ownership claims cut it out andwhat st. clair

xpost jon u r gross

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

Laurel, I am pretty good at bible trivia too, but I only think its because everyone I grew up with was a moron.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

i'm so stopping by gamestop tonight and trying to find a used copy of this
http://www.gametab.com/images/ss/gba/4114/box-l.jpg

― bell_labs, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out whoever the fuck deeznuts is

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

AWWWWWWW :((((((((((((((

i like foxes too.......

― deeznuts, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

bell labs, i'll sell you NES Bible Adventure, and i have a couple other religious games from the same company too

― modestmickey, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

nice alliteration jon, factual accuracy aside

haha bible video games

― rrrobyn, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

i also have some NES game called "desert storm" if i remember it correctly, with a picture of saddam hussein on the cart. get it while it's hot -- special execution sale price running out soon!!!

― modestmickey, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Image]

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry deeznuts, your Field & Stream hate got me riled up, which is stupid because I think I was getting it confused with some completely other outdoorsman's magazine.

― nickalicious, Friday, 6 April 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out to cut it out thread becoming noize tittytwist thread

not enough "aw i'm so sorry!" posts in response to a knitting/sandwich gone wrong or whatever, yet

― rps, Friday, 6 April 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

COCKBLOCKERS CUT IT OUT

― river wolf, Friday, 6 April 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

CUT IT OUT party on my block playing SERIOUSLY HORRIBLE MUSIC.

― jessie monster, Saturday, 7 April 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

and I am too high to call the cops on them. :(

― jessie monster, Saturday, 7 April 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

dude dont call the fucking cops.

― bell_labs, Saturday, 7 April 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

yah that would be a dick move.

― chaki, Saturday, 7 April 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

is jokes sillies. I played my own loud music instead!

― jessie monster, Saturday, 7 April 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out giggles from when and what said "stfu hoosteen aka the steen driver" the other day, which totally shouldn't be all that funny but is

― Hans Rott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

big hoobastank aka the mary steenbergen

― sanskrit, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

i keep hearing somone in the background shouting "BIG HEEZY!!" like some random g unit hype man everytime i read his posts. shouldn't be funny.

― rio natsume, Saturday, 7 April 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2028/dscn1496rg4.jpg

― am0n, Saturday, 7 April 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre300/e331/e33198qwjlu.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 7 April 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

waking up at two a.m. soaked in sweat, with sharp pain in abdomen, spending hour lying on bathroom floor, expelling entire contents of digestive track, going back to sleep, waking up fine, repeating next night, not having any health insurance.

― remy bean, Sunday, 8 April 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

dude :(

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 8 April 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

yeah ;_;

i'm wondering if it's diverticulosis or a peptic ulcer.

― remy bean, Sunday, 8 April 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

go to a free clinic, dude. srsly

― river wolf, Sunday, 8 April 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://boltemedical.com/

― sexyDancer, Sunday, 8 April 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

i have weird red splotches on my left arm, but only on my left arm. i think they're allergy-related.

― get bent, Sunday, 8 April 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

brother undertaking massive furinture rearrangements without asking my permission/input/help and then abandoning the project halfway leaving the apartment looking like a disaster area CUT IT THE FUCK OUT

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

jesus i need to move out of there

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

come visit la

― remy bean, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out shakey mo's bro being a condecending prick.

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

the apple doesnt fall far from the... other apple

― and what, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

Are you sure you want to delete this comment?

you may not be cute anymore but your dogs still are
From catwont0n, 8 hours ago.

[x] Block this user from commenting on your photos in the future.
Or, return to the photo page.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

arthur mag should have stayed down on the mat another couple months, just for humbling purposes

― rps, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

jon why do you post ex-$girl drama on noize board?? i hate my exes too but i keep that shit to myself

― and what, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

yo i googleproofed that shit

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

i don't hate any of my ex's, why bother? i mean, i'm glad i never talk to crazylady racistpants anymore but just i don't actively hate her or anything. let it go man.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

oh, also, never take any advice from me on women so maybe you should go right on with the hate.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

ALSO JON: ITS NOT VERY INTERESTING OR ROFFLE-Y

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

CHAKICAPS OTM

― and what, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

none of this thread is

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

like any of our posts about my post

delete thred!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

everyone ganging up on you about being bitter ex = v interesting and roffle-y!!

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

I'm bitter?

― JW, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

you may not be bitter anymore but your posts still are

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

i'm bitter that i got shitty coffee

― JW, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

I TAKE IT BACK ABOUT SHAKEY MO'S BRO. HE APOLOGIZED.

― chaki, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

NOT A DICK

― chaki, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://aofg.blogs.com/photos/aofg_pictures/anim15.jpg

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

That needs to be animated.

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

guys, watch Ernest Goes to Camp and count the number of references to animal house.

Also, Heartbreak Ridge is basically Ernest Goes to Camp for adults.

― JW, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

I'd go on a photoshop rampage, but i'll share with you the joys of the GIS for "ernest orly" beyond page 2...

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

seriously, stop doing that

― river wolf, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

haha bless you mickey

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, April 12, 2007 12:01 AM (14 hours ago)

― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 12 April 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

i once did a sexyDancer warning GIS on "distended" and immediately regretted it.

― sanskrit, Thursday, 12 April 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

Moderate SafeSearch is on

YEAH RIGHJT

― fies, Thursday, 12 April 2007 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

The State underneath Vermont, though, that's an interesting idea. It's near enough to where my Mum lives. I might combine a parental visit with a US tour... especially since I have to go to CANADA for my cousin's wedding. Dronerock show in Tronno?

-- Masonic Boom, Friday, March 2, 2007 6:20 AM (1 month ago)

"oh wats that state again? i forget, im not american n e more lol!"

― am0n, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

the next "state" would be connecticutt, massachusetts being a commonwealth.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

also, i can't spell this early in the morning.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

you'd think someone from ny would know their northeastern states, huh.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

"Mum"

― am0n, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: facebook groups announcing the pregnancies of women my age.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out friends bugging me all day for help on their taxes, i'm an analyst not a fucking accountant jeeez

― bell_labs, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out: Gmail linking their "April Fool's Day Joke" on the mainpage. It's time to get over that shit.

― C0L1N B..., Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

thought the same thing yesterday, shoulda been gone 4/3

― Edward III, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Ford-CEO-sorry-as-Bush-joke-backfires/2007/04/12/1175971213744.html

"I tried to tell a joke about it and proved I am no Jimmy Kimmel," Mulally said in a statement that was released to Reuters.

ouch

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

hey winterwonderland outside my window, it's april hahaha

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 12 April 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out: Gmail linking their "April Fool's Day Joke" on the mainpage. It's time to get over that shit.

see also: my dad forwarding the link to everyone in our family on 4/7.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 April 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

4/7 never forget

― s1ocki, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out: Upon learning that my main client this week will be a retired professional athlete famous for living with a disease that affects the immune system, my boss reacting with: "IS HE GOING TO SPREAD HIS 4IDS AROUND HERE?"

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

GIVE MAGIC A HIGH FIVE FOR ME!

― chaki, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

wait chaki do you really have a season pass to disneyland?

― river wolf, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

yes

― chaki, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh my

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

why

― chaki, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

isn't m@gic essentially cured?

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

There was an article in Ebony that I remember (or Jet?) where he said that he had no more virus detectable in his system. It apparently helps if you're a multimillionaire.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 13 April 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

It doesn't mean he's cured, just that he's on very good antiretroviral therapy which, yes, is prety expensive. If he were to go off the drugs or develop an intolerance to them, his viral levels would most likely spike and his T cell count would drop. So cured isn't the right word. "Managed" might be more accurate.

― ENBB, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

i have never been to disneyland, disneyworld or anything disney. what a lame childhood!

and yeah, being rich helps a lot as far as getting treatment to survive le aidz.

― tehresa, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

i went to disneyland in 1983

― rrrobyn, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

we all know magik went to mexico, paid for his bone marrow to be irraditated, and then laid back on a bed for a week as 200 gallons of his blood type slowly wended their way in and out of his system.

known fact people.

― sanskrit, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

that's the story i'm going to start telling anyway

― rrrobyn, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ googleproofing "m@gic"

― deej, Friday, 13 April 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

not to be a complaining douche, but my roommates need to stop letting their friends crash here. its been over a week and the dude is alrady letting his girlfriend live for free

last night i was woken at 3 because some girl i've never seen was at the door and the roomie had neglected to wait up for her to get in or even put his phone in the room.

thanks i really love trying to make a bed at 3am because you forgot that your friend was coming over

YOUTH HOSTILE

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

WHOOOO PARTY HOUSE YEAH

― Laurel, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

glamorous loft living

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

that was nice of you to make the bed, though. you could have just handed the person a blanket.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

The other roommates and I are getting annoyed!!!

that was nice of you to make the bed, though. you could have just handed the person a blanket.

That's what I did, but all mine were packed up.

Meanwhile, all the houseguests are sleeping.

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

you could've shown her the couch and been like wait here I'm gonna get my trucker hat

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

no joke there is a trucker hat next to the couch (hers)

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

its been over a week and the dude is alrady letting his girlfriend live for free

theresa to thread for the schadenfreude!

― bell_labs, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

or "perspective"

The girlfriend I don't mind! Its having people implying that they'd like you out of the living room so they can sleep

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

it's a slippery slope.

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=33394

― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

ok, do you guys want to guess what country the freeloaders are from (if i haven't told you)?

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rootsweb.com/~enghrt/england.jpg

― Mr. Que, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

not England.jpg

or the UK

bt close

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

lower right hand corner?

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

Close in terms of cultural heritage

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

fuck they're not belgians are they?

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

ok, SHEEPFUX0RS

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

i was goign to guess australian for sure

― rrrobyn, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

wait i thought they were the mongrels?

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, they are. so the visitors are from NZ then?

― rrrobyn, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

yes, btw, the bathroom just became unoccupied for the first time since i got up

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

teh, i have never been to disneyland, disneyworld or anything disney either. what an AWESOME childhood!

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Morbz did u like bedknobs and broomsticks

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

I am picturing the adult dr morbius on mr toad's wild ride and crying unashamed tears of joy

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

They played Bedknobs & Broomsticks at a school assembly when i was a little kid and i loved it. "Portobello Road" was the first skinhead anthem i ever loved. I had yet to see Mary Poppins.

― scott seward, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

my kids will watch b&b in its entirety, which is shocking cuz it's like 4 1/2 hours long. at least it feels like it. broomsticks alexanderplatz.

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Bathrooms should never be shared among more than 3 ppl.

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

Brocaine?

― sexyDancer, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

"Portobello Road" was the first skinhead anthem i ever loved.

yes!!!!!

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

I did like Bedknobs and Broomsticks, but last saw it at Radio City Music Hall, Christmas '72.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

make that '71. It's longer now:

"When the film first premiered at Radio City Music Hall, half an hour of footage was cut in order for the film to fit in with the holiday show scheduling. The cut footage remained missing for twenty-five years."

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 April 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

OLD

― chaki, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

I am picturing the adult dr morbius on mr toad's wild ride and crying unashamed tears of joy

-- Edward III, Friday, April 13, 2007 9:12 AM (2 hours ago)

pls 2 photoshop Morbs kicking Mr. Toad

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

me, failing, cut it out

― river wolf, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

friend (who has never smoked) who seems to think that harrassing me about not going cold turkey to quit is somehow going to help rather than just make me want to stab him best just cut it out

this idea of the doc and mr toad is making it hard not to burst out laughing.

― bb, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

pls 2 photoshop Morbs kicking Mr. Toad

TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE WORLD PAVILLION!!!!!

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

harrassing me about not going cold turkey to quit

yeah if he can accept being assailed with fists and insults due to nic-fit bitching, ok, otherwise fuck that dude

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

Man, I hated that ride...

http://www.lothar.com/News/feb97/disney-pix/disney-judge.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

someone else will have to provide the tears...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/morbswildride-1.jpg

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

chaki envious of middle-aged potency and endurance

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

chaki fearful of his own impending mortality

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

CHAKI LOVES DISNEYLAND

― chaki, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

he is still banned on gchat...xpost

― bb, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

what are you talking about? xpost to who?

― chaki, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

harrassing me about not going cold turkey to quit

yeah if he can accept being assailed with fists and insults due to nic-fit bitching, ok, otherwise fuck that dude

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, April 13, 2007 1:46 PM (35 minutes ago)

― bb, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

fav thread title

Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha! [Started by BIG HOOS aka the steendriver]

vs

T/S: Trane v. Sonny on "Tenor Madness" DBAGS BE CUTTIN HEADS [Started by BIG HOOS aka the steendriver]

― and what, Friday, 13 April 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

jesus. is HOOS the nu-Tynan?

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

you just got Fonged.

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

sharters

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

Can't wait for that "Best Bad Company Album" poll...

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

I will be starting the best foghat, badfinger, and 38 special album polls very soon.

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

no best bay city rollers?

― bb, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

tynan : quality :: HOOS : quantity

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 13 April 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

seriously they need to create an I love polls board and shove all that shit in there.

― Edward III, Friday, 13 April 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

edward otm

~~[Removed Illegal Link]~~

funny how we have polls but they wont fix the code

― sanskrit, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

do i have lines through me?

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

i do.

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

roffles

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, April 13, 2007 1:21 PM (13 minutes ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

this is the closest we will ever get to old school noize

― sanskrit, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

well now we know how to break the html parser

― JW, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

old news

― dan m, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

is

Boards ILE ILM New Answers New Question Search FAQ Logout More...

at the bottom of the page dissapearing for anyone else?

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 13 April 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

Ha, not, but they do have lines thorugh them.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 14 April 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

And how!

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 14 April 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

stet said he would be fixing this sunday

― sanskrit, Saturday, 14 April 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

[/s]testing

― jaxon, Saturday, 14 April 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

welcome to ilx 2.1~!@!!@$ JAVA RULES

― JW, Saturday, 14 April 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

Boards ILE ILM New Answers New Question Search FAQ Logout More...

is still dissapearing when i mouse over them.

http://img499.imageshack.us/img499/8502/iiam29pb.gif

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 14 April 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

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― am0n, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

― am0n, Saturday, 14 April 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

After that little factoid, I walked out of class unannounced to the school library, grabbed a book on urban legends, and brought it back to class to show her it wasn't true. While I stood in front of class reading it to her, she said, "Look at this dyke. She's a witch. She'll try and put a spell on you! Watch out! Watch out girls, she'll try to make out with you!" etc. Which was totally ridiculous and insulting.

I got her fired, haha.

stop making up bullshit

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

vahid, let's not fight again.

― remy bean, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

p.s. i still think you're a dick. but i'm okay with that.

― remy bean, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sorry dude, i didn't mean to be so harsh, but my blood pressure was up from reading that thread since that's my profession and stuff, i get fuming mad in movie theatres when i see previews for movies about teachers too ("HILARY SWANK GAVE THESE INNER CITY KIDS WHAT NO TEACHER EVER GAVE THEM BEFORE ... RESPECT")

also i meant what i said, i wasn't trying to be like "LOL u crazy", you should really talk to someone if those things are still bothering you (and not ILE, because that's where people go to act out their inner asshole so they don't do it in real life)

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

that's too qualified though, let me try again

i shouldn't project onto your stories the things i see in my job

i'm sorry i acted like a jerk

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

's cool, no hard feelings. and sorry to've called you an asshole.

― remy bean, Saturday, 14 April 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

[code] we need more fun.

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 14 April 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

GIS "fun" http://www.hammergallery.com/Artists/shreve/ES%20114%20Fun%20Slide.JPG

― remy bean, Saturday, 14 April 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

I WANT MY DROP MENUS BACK, YOU FUCKING FIREFOX. HAVING TO PRESS THE MAC KEY WHENEVER I WANT TO OPEN A NEW TAB IS JUST TOO DAMN MUCH FOR ME.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 14 April 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

I've never dated anyone who'd owned a car either, but I mostly date left-wing type of people anyway, and I think not driving a car is much more common in here than in the US.

-- Tuomas, Saturday, 14 April 2007 22:41 (1 hour ago)

― Mikey Bidness, Saturday, 14 April 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

By "in here", I hope he meant Finland.

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

"in here" is an allusion to the cult compound he lives in isolated from civilization except for a dell with earthlink installed

― am0n, Sunday, 15 April 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe Ive missed a post somewhere but wtf, how is "service brown" any better than "N---- brown"!!?!?

-- Trayce, Sunday, April 15, 2007 2:20 AM (10 hours ago)

― and what, Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

^ what does that even mean

― JW, Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

meanwhile:

nzers cook and make a lot of smoke which goes into my room
i complain, they act put off but open window
window open all night
rain ruins a pile of apartment paperwork
drain in kitchen clogged by food
drain in bathroom clogged by pubes

fuck you nz

― JW, Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

ok i plugged in my ipod to the speakers to play something and then got up to do something while on the phone

i get back 2 minutes later, my ipod charger is unplugged and a laptop is plugged in playing crap reggae and beyonce

arghhhh

― JW, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

unplug the laptop now. this is a step too far.

― stevie, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

okay that's just bullshit and has to stop wtf

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

dude... you gotta put your foot down.

― s1ocki, Sunday, 15 April 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

i think they're talking about hostels

thank god

― JW, Sunday, 15 April 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.supercentral.org/wordpress/?p=1293

^ lol

― JW, Sunday, 15 April 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

argh, they left my DLP projector running and left the apartment

also have been monopolizing entire apartment all day

I WANT 2 PLAY WII

― JW, Monday, 16 April 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

change locks

― s1ocki, Monday, 16 April 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

now i have a sleeping NZer in my living room and can't play wii or listen to music

― JW, Monday, 16 April 2007 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

Choatic precursors of what will befall
Permeate the night air
The fear of the end preys on the minds
Of all the soon-to-be dead
With death at the hands of a hideous fiend
A grisly fate to comprehend

DEATH

The crime is life
The sentence is death

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 16 April 2007 06:01 (eighteen years ago)

stet said he would be fixing this sunday

-- sanskrit, Saturday, 14 April 2007 00:08 (2 days ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 16 April 2007 06:12 (eighteen years ago)

loud mastubator in living room, CUT IT OUT

― JW, Monday, 16 April 2007 07:58 (eighteen years ago)

Fixed!

― Pashmina, Monday, 16 April 2007 09:34 (eighteen years ago)

Commissioning editor for some reason thinking that an article on Holocaust themed pornography would be in bad taste.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 16 April 2007 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

no fucking hot water? fuck you jerks

― JW, Monday, 16 April 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

Speak english properly!

― JW, Monday, 16 April 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

coworker in adjacent cube who unknowingly mimics the accents of non-native english speaking customers CUT IT OUT with the condescending comedy accents

SO CRAZYMAKING, he is talking to a woman named puj4 and is talking like apu, wtfff

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

wait, he mimics their accents while talking to them?

― horseshoe, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

uh, yes

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 16 April 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

when his one russian customer calls he turns into yakov fucking smirnoff

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

that is kind of hilarious though. SNL sketch waiting to happen.

― ian, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

also he is a loud talker and the only sound insulation i have is 1 inch of flimsy cube wall, he is only 3 feet away from me all day.

there are many other awful annoying things, like how he'll shoot the proverbial shit with customers over such issues as child discipline, immigration, and whatever bullshit was forwarded into his inbox that day.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

i wonder if he's the dude who sends ethan emails?!!?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 16 April 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out guy who I was in a band with in high school and makes sure I know what the hell is going on with his kid on a weekley basis.

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/mike-1.jpg

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:25 (eighteen years ago)

he looks a little young to be having kids

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

my little dog won't relinquish his squeaky ball, he is such a genius!

― estela, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

C.I.O.: return of roger a.

― strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

and attendant coal-stirring

― strgn, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

his display name was "Brendan LOVES Carrots!!!" for a few months.

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 04:28 (eighteen years ago)

AHAHAHA I just noticed the button in the lower right

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

i was trying to recall a few months of roger adultery calling himself brendan loves carrots then i realised grady's was an xpost.

― estela, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

haha me too

― deej, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

giggle

― JW, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: people on boredoms list "…Most people I've talked to here in Osaka…"

Cut that out.

― JW, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

local bar, please get a price list for your liquor and use it, I have paid anywhere between $4 and $7 for the same beverage on 3 consecutive visits. having prices booze prices fluctuate CUT THAT OUT

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

me responding to mickey, cut it out

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

agreed

― modestmickey, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

carpal tunnel

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

me posting on gun threads cut it out

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

mickey lurking on noise in a desperate attempt to zing.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

haha you think that's a "zing"

― modestmickey, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

No, I think it's a "desperate attempt to zing".

― John Justen, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

blueski

― creme1, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out people trying to make me stay late at work when i have stayed til 7 or 8 every night the past 2 weeks and need to go home and do laundry before the laundromat closes grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

cud id oud awwergies/cowd/whateber id ib dat is making id so I can't breadhe and I hab to talk wike dis

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out people trying to make me stay late at work when i have stayed til 7 or 8 every night the past 2 weeks and need to go home and do laundry before the laundromat closes grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

-- bell_labs, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 3:04 PM (20 minutes ago)

co-sign

― deej, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

i've decided i'm only going to the 24 hr. laundromat on western & thomas after 11 p.m. from now on. anytime before that it's over-run by screaming impetigo suffering children whose parent's can't be bothered to make sure they aren't playing in the fucking dryers or whatever.

i used to go to retrowash then go to the bottle for beers while my stuff was in the machines but then my laundry got stolen and that was very ;_;

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

i still feel like dropping my laundry off is too "fancy" for me.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

i need to cut that out.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for making me look up impetigo!
http://www.evehillmedicalpractice.com/phy/clim/33171/impetigo125.jpg

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

i would do it but the drop off closes before i can get home, get my shit, and get back there. this is where having a car would be handy.

i suppose i could do it on a saturday but, for instance, this saturday i woke up at 9:30 p.m. so i think i may not have a wide window of opportunity here.

xpost- anytime!

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

i am trying to figure out how & where one drops off laundry

also i have no idea what 'impetigo' is

xp

ps does it take anyone else like 5 mins to load a thread on occasion???

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

impetigo is a lyric from bohemian rhapsody duh guys

ps yes

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

i am trying to figure out how & where one drops off laundry

indian restaurant and just leave it on a table.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

i do drop off at the place on damen near augusta. shit's cheap

plz dont steal my clothes

i'm moving soon to an apt. w/ laundry in the building

― deej, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

deej - do you go to leeway bar ever?

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

i know exactly the place you're talking about deej. the dry cleaner at the 24 hour place on western & thomas will do it but i can never get over there. it would be worth it even if it was just my towels and bed linens and shit.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

I had impetigo. It's a skin infection. It's all over the place. Thing is most people have strong enough immune systems and a tendency to wash themselves so it rarely is a problem, except if you're a dirty little weak kid, or, as Lauren pointed out when I had it, wool hat wearing and sharing crusty UK music festival dirtbag. I had a really bad fever or flu for a few a days and was tired all the time and I must've leaned on a pole on the subway or something. It starts like a little zit or something, and it itches and acts weird, so if you're a stupid little kid, or me, you scratch it and pick at it, which is how it spreads to other parts of your body. I went to an emergency room because I thought it was spreading accross my face and going to eat my face off. Really I'd just scratched it a bit making it spread. They gave me some ointment and it cleared up no problem. Fun times.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

jessie im so culturally isolated that i srsly have absolutely no idea what the fuck you could possibly be talking about

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

leeway bar

Doesnt sound familiar...where is it? there are lots of bars in my neighborhood and i thought i'd been to most of them.

― deej, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

she's using an archaic form of thought called irony. It's use was largely discontinued in the United States following the events of September 11th in order to distinguish between Indians and filthy, scabby terrorist childes, dig?

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

I've had it too, Dan, as a little kid. When, let me tell you, you have NO perspective on how much something itches, or how much better it would be to leave it alone. :(

― Laurel, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

dear university,

why to make me stay up til 5 doing this stupid works.

why to make me catch 7 oclock bus.

why.

love

hoostizzle

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 09:45 (11 hours ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

so like indian dudes like washing shirts cuz im unfamiliar with this stereotype

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

NM, deej, i'm getting my bars on Damen mixed up. Leeway is way up north of Foster ave.

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

or terrorists do??

do you get that i am genuinely flummoxed, FLUMMOXED

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.arrowheads.com/acs/04pics/SmokeSignal%201_small.jpg

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

i need a new regular bar, the early shift bartender (who is there from after work until 7:30 or 8) at my local kinda blows.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh, and when I said "it's all over the place" up there, I didn't mean it was all over me, but all over out surrounding environment. Hell, YOU probably all have impetigo on you right now, quick, take a shower.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

yes dan, i know what it is but i'm not suffering from it which was kind of my point.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of local bars x'd with 'cut it out 2007,' cut it out my friends constantly saying we should go to rainbo club

hate that place

― deej, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

i don't mind rainbo before 10 pm! it's not a bad place if it isn't crowded. plus it is probably the closest bar to my house.

no, wait, small bar and innjoy are closer.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

i wonder what time rainbo opens.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

The kid's young, but I'm kinda looking forward to Hoostizzle's head on the wall next to LJ's and I-RM's.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

LJ RIP

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

I don't mind him too much but I don't really get why he feels a need to post "omg roffle" or whatever in response to things posted to the excelsior thread. It's a little redundant.

Also I almost said "Chinese restaurant" but thought it came off harsher than my intended "where the fuck do you think you go to have laundry done?"

in other news, I think deeznuts is actually tuomas.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

who is I-RM?

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

I AM A HICK WHO GREW UP & NOW LIVES IN A TOWN OF 1800 PEOPLE

THEY ARE SEPERATE TOWNS

I WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF OK

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

ok dude, chill, don't go on any rampages at yr local college. lololol </inappropriate>

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know how many times i can say it but i fucking loathe the bush admin and all they stand for.
-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), January 4th, 2007.

You've said it very seriously many many times and we all get it by now. THEY JUST LIKE TO FUCK WITH YA HOMIE, and the more sadistic among them enjoy watching you trip over yourself and fume because they think its funny. By moving to fuming and self-defense so quickly you don't do yourself any favors.

-- Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, January 4, 2007 2:38 PM (3 months ago)
i
e laugh at the jokes that are at your expense and their number will diminish!

-- Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Thursday, January 4, 2007 2:40 PM (3 months ago)
----------------------------------
I'll admit that Hoost's odds of self-exploding are longer than LJ's, but man. He's another one of those posters who I can't read without hearing the voice of Martin from "The Simpsons" in my head.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

Thing is, Grady, dude was fucking his mom.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

"ps does it take anyone else like 5 mins to load a thread on occasion???

-- deeznuts, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 11:41 PM (Yesterday)"

not since we got this sweet new server/code!

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

for a time i had a suspicion that deeznuts was a new head on the nude spock hydra, the aggressive unfunny joviality seemed reminiscent, but it was too dreary to keep thinking about.

― estela, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

awwwww estela!!! i always loved you for real. but now i hate you so its cool.

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

also thank you for being the first person in the history of the world to describe me as 'jovial'

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

that seems a bit fickle, suddenly hating me like that.

― estela, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

you made me feel fat

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

hoos just seems like a youngish, goofy kid who-- unlike LJ-- has the ability to let things roll off his shoulders and honestly cares more about music and current events than on-line attention seeking. He also keeps his self-loathing way more in check than Beales.

what he can't keep in check:

omg
otm
roffle/ that was so funny i spit up on my keyboard
poetry slam/hip hop vebage that comes off awkward in print
needless excelsioring

i'd bet he either gets bored with ILX or actually decides to cut it out before he self destructs.

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me analyzing this shit.

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out Oink thread being so quiet today.

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

rainbo sucks bigtimes, but i've never been there before 10pm.

aren't you near the happy village? go sit on the patio!

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

happy village otm

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

BARR TOUR - PLAYING IN MANCHESTER FRIDAY - ACE!

and

BARR TOUR - PLAYING IN MANCHESTER FRIDAY - ACE!

― chaki, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out everything kiwis do ever

― JW, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

1) bummerz soap opera
2) leonardo praising mccartney ii STOP MAKING ME CURIOUS ABOUT THAT FUCKING CHIPMUNK

― Edward III, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

don't worry dude. my end is cut out! even though it would be "fun" to respond to the latest outburst, i am done. :D

― tehresa, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

Why is my Nation of Ulysses LP looking like it may have been used as a writing table?

― JW, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)

have you tried talking to whichever roommate the NZers belong to? I mean I'd be kind of shocked if their shit wasn't getting fucked up at this point too.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

They're NZers too. I haven't had them alone :/

― JW, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

man if I was in your place right now I wouldn't give a fuck about being nice enough to get them alone.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

and then all my stuff would probably be set on fire.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

is that a stereotype of kiwis? pyros?

They left for the night and now we're listening to the Rainer Maris demo w/ Ramsay and P-dog

― JW, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

now seems like an opportune time to have the locks changed

― Edward III, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

jon if they were reverting to kiwi type, they'd actually be in melbourne instead.

― haitch, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 07:07 (eighteen years ago)

according to a nb'r you should never live with nzers, s africans or aussies because they all do this shit

― JW, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 07:18 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out cops giving me a ticket for smoking a cigarette in a park when "park" is 50 yards of grass along a highway overlooking the beach. it's dark, i'm waiting for the bus, i see a nice place to smoke, bam, two fucking misdemeanors.

― strgn, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

also: c.i.o. the city of santa monica existing

― strgn, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

and me bitching about bullshit on the internet

fin

― strgn, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 10:18 (eighteen years ago)

according to a nb'r you should never live with nzers, s africans or aussies because they all do this shit

some of us are OK! mind you i changed the locks on the last prick who made my life a misery, god it was SO satisfying. try that.

― haitch, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

according to a nb'r you should never live with nzers, s africans or aussies because they all do this shit

i could have told you that, i partied with some antipodean types in an apt two over from mine when living in london. but yeah, these people live like ten to a bedroom.

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

blueski

-- creme1, Tuesday, 17 April 2007 19:54

finally

― blueski, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:30 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out my ipod battery going dead when it's just been on the charger for 8 hours. GAWD.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

receiving fan emails for famous top-hatted guitarist SLASH @ work email address CUT IT OUT.

though maybe I should reply "as" Slash?

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

a-doi!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

reply as slash & post on noize

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

Vigils. 99% of them are pointless.

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

WHITE RIBBON CAMPAIGN

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

vigils??!

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

vigils for ppl who are already dead??

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

they're to prevent them from coming back!!

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.newton.mec.edu/Angier/DimSum/dimsumimages/China%20Large%20Dragons/dragonchcrop.GIF

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

NYU HAVING A VIGIL FOR VIRGINIA TECH.
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
and go study for your class on hip-hop-AIDS and the african diaspora in a post-9/11 world

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

yo @. we should chow down sometime

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

my NYU classes resumed 4 days after 9/11, srsly there's a vigil for VTech? All we had was a flag-waving J. Oliva patriotism ceremony w/ NEIL FUCKING DIAMOND

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

my coworker was hired right before 9/11 and got paid to do nothing for weeks

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

awesome, I love Neil Diamond

― admrl, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

xpost:
Definitely Jon

...and sorry that vigil thing came off a little angrier than it should have. But they are pretty silly. My rage is mostly @ NYU spam in my inbox.

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

nyu email direct = HATE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

my NYU classes resumed 4 days after 9/11, srsly there's a vigil for VTech? All we had was a flag-waving J. Oliva patriotism ceremony w/ NEIL FUCKING DIAMOND

LOL J Oliva neil diamond obsession :D

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

hr people giving people new responsibilities, but not titles or raises..cut it out!

― bb, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

people misspelling my name!
lady, if you want me to take over this project when you go on maternity leave, the least you can do when telling the supervising associate i am doing it is spell my name properly! especially when it's spelled correctly right there in the e-mail you're replying to!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

cio/c&d: nebulous, ill-defined projects/busy work with no real purpose due in one hour.

― félix pié, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

ComEd sending me a bill for $250 for an apartment i haven't lived at in for 15 months. i don't care if you shut off the electricity motherfuckers but if this winds up on my credit report i'm going apeshit on your asses.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

hint: it will.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

how did they misspell your name wtf

― JW, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

fuck i know.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

CIO lurker #2421 - the creepy version of custos 2.0

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 19 April 2007 08:12 (eighteen years ago)

So Hoost is a Texan. I stand vindicated.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

CIO lurker #2421 - the creepy version of custos 2.0

-- moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 19 April 2007 08:12 (9 hours ago)

DOLLARSTORE!!

also lurker 2421 enablers-

FWIW Lurker I heartily agree with you and you make perfect sense. Jhonen Vasques has spoken of appealing to the monster inside all of us who we need to allow play in our minds on the rare occasion - precisely so we DONT act on them. This is what keeps people sane!

OK I'm going back to being gone now, I just felt the need to support the argument.

-- Trayce, Thursday, 19 April 2007 09:23 (8 hours ago)

― and what, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

roger adultery on politics (already covered, probably)

― félix pié, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

jw on kraftwerk

― chaki, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

Its because they're black dude

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

roger adultery being alive

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

jhonen vasques has spoken of appealing to the roger adultery inside all of us

― and what, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

Why is the JTHM / Invader Zim guy even being brought up?

― David R., Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d104/mattcale3/dw4.jpg

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

JTHM is so so shitty.

― 31g, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

i had to google johnen vazquez

http://www.supersnail.com/images8/2__ape_05_02_juaxss.jpg

― deej, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

^^^he is wearing koss porta pros - a good look

― deej, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.impawards.com/1985/posters/death_wish_three.jpg

i had no idea there was a death wish 3. i had even less idea there was a death wish 4.

aargh id give anything for that clip of jeff goldblum giving the 'rich cunts' a beatdown that used to be on youtube but i guess they took it down

xp omg

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

So Hoost is a Texan. I stand vindicated.

-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, April 19, 2007 6:30 PM (1 hour ago)

PP, someday I hope we meet so you can fully explain your TX hatred to me. Over a Lone Star.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

don't know if this belongs on cut it out or the funny thread but I opened that Simon Reynolds thread and dudes are still arguing about the Paris Hilton album

― dmr, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

"album"

― dmr, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

I LIKED STARS ARE BLIND

that lex guy can def cio though

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

lex likes to toe the "i can separate the art from the artist" party line when it comes to shit like paris and her not-so-subtle racism but unless i'm mistaken she's still one of his "heroes" on myspace

― félix pié, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck is wrong with that guy man

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

take it to the Simon Reynolds thread

― dmr, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

Iirc PP was raised to hate texas

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

the one and only thing that will bring a texan and an arkansan together is oklahoma-bashing

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

lurker 2421 = Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/2011/saddamdontmesswithtxit2.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/t/L/bush_snarl.jpg

http://www.lorainohio.net/pics/NoRitaLooters2.jpg

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f344/JMPena84/texas_confederate.jpg

http://www.durangotexas.com/eyesontexas/pix/billboards/bill12.jpg

http://www.easycarts.net/ecarts/TShirtsNTexas/images/767France.jpg

You and Willie are okay though, Sam.

(And no OK bashing on 4/19.)

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Oops, left one off:

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g205/basti2/TexasMailbox.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

im on yr side PP
CUT IT OUT: http://www.affordabletees.com/Dont_Mess_With_Texas_SM.jpg
i'll mess with you if i want to, bitches!!

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

what PP doesnt want you to know is that he has a texan dog and its BIG

― sunny successor, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

instant karma:

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― sunny successor, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

that mailbox is pretty noise

― dmr, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

The dog's from Texarkana so we really don't know if she's Texan or not.

Her breath smells like Texas, though.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

mickey sure does like talking shit about that dude's awesome tattoo

― and what, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

IRAQ Good
US Good
SADDAM DONKEY

― sleep, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

btw mickey is boring

― sleep, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

srsly

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

his fixation on alex's tattoo IS really weird tho

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

ethan has a crush, how cute

― modestmickey, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

i miss old noize board so much

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

all of you on teh virginia tech thread, cio

― Edward III, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

omg CIO ILX being totally crazy internet fites is everywhere.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit im just now reading that vatech thread & that mickey guy has outed himself as a truly monstrous asshole

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

oh hi mickey

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

mr. que, i miss before you knew who i was

― modestmickey, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

deeznuts, welcome to 2007, fuck you

― modestmickey, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

"CIO" makes me think that I need a better job

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

ha otm

― sleep, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

i know i'm like YAY I GOT PROMOTED then i'm like oh no that means shut up ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

Does TB have the coolest job title here?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even know what his job title is

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

chief anything officer = too much responsibility DNW. EVAR

― bell_labs, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

bowlcut aspie IT monkey is a terrible job title jon

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

and a shitty acronym :(

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

They don't even let webmasters be called webmasters anymore guize :(

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

what are they called now? web 2.0 enablers?

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

god I shouldn't try to make computer jokes.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

CONTENT MANAGEMENT SYSTEM DIRECTIONS-REAPEATING PEOPLE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

howdoishotweb.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

jon you should rly not link to mickey's blog anymore, cut it out

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

yes

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

jw posting to [THAT BORED], you are better than that man, get a grip

― bell_labs, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

i has a cms

― am0n, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

bell labs, lurking [THE BORED THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED], fuck off stalker CUT IT OUT

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

my williamsburg lurking has nothing to do with stalking you

― bell_labs, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

right

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

yes everrrrrrryone is stalking you jon @_@

― bell_labs, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

You're the one who was "searching" for info on me.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

so fuck off you fucking psycho.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't been lurking on [A BORED, SOMEPLACE] enough lately. I guess because I haven't been at an office job for a while. What am I doing here? I have to get back to work.

― dan selzer, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

Yahoo! Slurp

Why are you crawling my site?

Yahoo! Slurp is Yahoo!'s web-indexing robot. The Yahoo! Slurp crawler collects documents from the Web to build a searchable index for search services using the Yahoo! search engine. These documents are discovered and crawled because other web pages contain links directing to these documents.

As part of the crawling effort, the Yahoo! Slurp crawler will take robots.txt standards into account to ensure we do not crawl and index content from those pages whose content you do not want included in Yahoo! Search Technology. If a page is disallowed to be crawled by robots.txt standards, Yahoo! will not read or use the contents of that page. The URL of a protected page may be included in Yahoo! Search Technology as a "thin" document with no text content. Links and reference text from other public web pages provide identifiable information about a URL and may be indexed as part of web search coverage.

Back to Slurp Help

― am0n, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

how was i searching for information about you, wtf are you talking about?

― bell_labs, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

I'd rather not talk about it. Or to you. Leave me alone, STALKER.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

# What is a web crawler? A web crawler, also known as a spider, wanderer, bot, or robot, is a program that downloads a seed page from the World Wide Web, extracts the links contained in that page, then downloads the pages those links refer to, extracts the links in those pages, and so on.

# Why is MSRBot trying to download incorrect links from my server? Or from a server that doesn't exist? Because MSRBot obtains the list of links to crawl by extracting them from documents on the web, there must be an incorrect link available on the web. To determine the location of this links, look at the referral field in your web server log.

# Why is MSRBot trying to access a file called robots.txt? robots.txt is a standard document that can tell MSRBot not to download some or all information from your web server. Please see the answer to the next question for more details on the robots.txt file.

# How do I keep stop MSRBot from crawling my site? The format of the robots.txt file is specified in the Robot Exclusion Standard. When deciding which pages to crawl on a particular host, MSRbot will obey the first record in the robots.txt file with a User-Agent starting with "msrbot". If no such entry exists, it will obey the first entry with a User-Agent of "*".

# How can I prevent crawling if I can't create a robots.txt file? There is another standard for telling robots not to index a web page or follow links on it, which may be more helpful in some cases, since it can be used more conveniently on a page-by-page basis. It involves placing a "META" element into a page of HTML, and is described here; you can also read what the HTML standard has to say about these tags.

# I have edited my robots.txt file. Why are you still crawling my pages? MSRBot downloads the robots.txt file once a day. Therefore it may take a while for MSRBot to learn about changes that you may have made to the robots.txt file on your server. You may also want to ensure that the syntax of your robots.txt file is correct. Please check the standard at http://www.robotstxt.org/wc/exclusion.html#robotstxt. Also ensure that the robots.txt file is in top directory of your server. Placing the file in any subdirectory will not have any effect on how MSRBot crawls your site.

# How can I prevent MSRBot from following links from a particular page?MSRBot obeys the noindex and nofollow meta-tags. If you place these tags in the head of your HTML document, you can cause MSRBot to not index or not follow specific documents on your site. The tags to include and their effects are:

<META NAME="robots" CONTENT="noindex">
MSRBot will retrieve the document, but it will not index the document.
<META NAME="robots" CONTENT="nofollow">
MSRBot will not follow any links that are present on the page to other documents.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

JON INTERNET MICROCELEBRITY COMES AT THE COST OF BEING STALKED

not really, j/k. and jon being paranoid ass, good heavens it's a shocker

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

best job title = WEBCRAWLER

― am0n, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

irony = bell labs sending me emails worried about her stalker reading my posts on ilx!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

wtf are you talking about and do i even care

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

delete thread!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

CIO mod request board serving no actual purpose ever.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

If I could moderate I'd just delete/edit posts instead of fight with people :/

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

CIOb) lack of admin log means that even if it does do something, no one ever knows.

― John Justen, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, I have like 30000 cut it outs for the kiwis but why even bother :(

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

start an anti kiwi thread

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

I'm afraid some of the mongz/sheepfux may know them.

CUT IT OUT: MASTURBATING KIWI

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

fap fap fap fap fap

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

also it was a girl

also she has a PROFESSIONAL MASTERS DEGREE WTF YOU CANT AFFORD TO GET A ROOM

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

so change the sex/nationality of them a la Leonardo

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 April 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

nbc using the phrase "multimedia manifesto"

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

I find it hilaaaaarious that JW was all "omg bell_labs u r v v pretty" two months ago and now she is "stalker". Way to be sane.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

DOLLARSTORE!!!

― tehresa, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

dollarstore?

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

DOLLARSTORE!!!!!! needs to be the new otm/8080

-- and what, Saturday, April 14, 2007 1:11 PM (5 days ago)

― tehresa, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

it's still catching on!

― tehresa, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

totally dollarstore

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

coming off a pretty nutty here, j-dub.

― chaki, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

cio: my dad using internet abbreviations i don't know! where did he learn these?!

― tehresa, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

dadrza: hi
me: hey
dadrza: 'sup
me: nm
me: just watchin the 30 rock
dadrza: tb
me: tb?
dadrza: Gray's Anatomy here )\
me: what is tb?
dadrza: chick flic night
me: no what does tb mean!?
dadrza: 'sup > nm > tb
me: too bad?
me: i am not familiar with your newfangled internet slang
dadrza: tb ain't internet slang -- it takes me all the way back to HS
[me]: but does tb mean too bad?
dadrza: y
dadrza: nm?
dadrza: not much?
me: y
dadrza: OK, so then
dadrza: 'sup > nm > tb is a complete logic sentence
me: exchange more like
dadrza: pciky, picky

― tehresa, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=t.b.

― deeznuts, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

(1. t.b. 2 up, 1 down

true banger, a t.b. may or may not be a player but he or she definitely knows how to get down in bed. often used to describe african-american men.

She complains about her boyfriend but in the end she's still with him because he's a t.b.)

― deeznuts, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

4. TB 17 up, 21 down

A tease reference for anybody with the ability to teleport, or the tendancy to appear out of nowhere. In this context it is short-term for 'Teleporting Bastard'; Also unrelatedly short-term for tuberculosis.

― deeznuts, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)

true banger ain't internet slang -- it takes me all the way back to HS

― félix pié, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

lolz

― tehresa, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

hey deeznuts, i'm sorry for what i said about you upthread, i take it back.

― estela, Friday, 20 April 2007 06:26 (eighteen years ago)

:D <3

― deeznuts, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

5:18pm, Apr 20 2007 Messages xxy on "cut it out 2007" edited by Stet (borads)

― stet, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

roger adultery, cio and stfu

― félix pié, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00019/98/66/19946689_l.gif

― Oink Administrator, Saturday, 21 April 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

i've heard a couple of kraftwerk tracks ('computer love', 'tour de france'). i liked them both but they seemed...thin, compared with what came after them. like...i like looking at the finished building but not necessarily the foundations? and so many people have built on them to such good effect. i dunno i just like modern shiny production.

-- lex pretend, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:16 (Yesterday)

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 22 April 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

...

― ☪, Sunday, 22 April 2007 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out:

dudes rocking the young john cale look:--
pointy boots
bits of cloth worn round neck
[can't be said too often:] skinny jeans
indie hair

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 22 April 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

I find it hilarious that theresa is "not responding" stillo

― JW, Sunday, 22 April 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

Morbidly obese MP3 bloggers asking for friends filter priveleges on my ex-girlfriend's Livejournal.

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 22 April 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

SUBTLE

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 22 April 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

Dom did you ever see where sexDancer get pissed off about a morbidly obese MP3 blogger creepying on his fiance?

― JW, Sunday, 22 April 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

KANT TYPE

― JW, Sunday, 22 April 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

Link?

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 22 April 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

bell_labs posted this on January 4th, 2007 @ 1:53:48 am
where is my williamsboard love connection.

^ lollerskates

― JW, Sunday, 22 April 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

search no work

― JW, Sunday, 22 April 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: me needing to take benedryll

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

xp (wuzznt really pissed, more lolz. gf likes internet compliments anyhow.)

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

PINEAPPLE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

heat on in bldg - it is 87 degrees out ffs

― Edward III, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

im not going to make fun of this perpetua guy because i dont know him or whats wrong with him but will someone tell what is so i can thx

― deeznuts, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

CIO: hot mom customer leaning over in x-treme low-cut get-up to sign important document and then making indignant face when busting me staring into the glorious cleav.

― nickalicious, Monday, 23 April 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

Wikipedia banning entire million-person National Health Service from editing in Fluxblog beef, again

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Monday, 23 April 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

NM, deej, i'm getting my bars on Damen mixed up. Leeway is way up north of Foster ave.

That's Leadway, not Leeway. I had a birthday party there a few weeks ago.

― jaymc, Monday, 23 April 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

c.i.o. the led zeppelin/black sabbath thread

― max, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=57401#unread

― 69, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

That's not fair though, CCR makes awesome distorted Farfisa garage fodder.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=9461

lol "national legal and policy center," web partners of townhall.com

― deej, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

POLLEN LEVEL: HIGH

http://www.pollen.com/images/oneday_barsLft.gif http://www.pollen.com/oneday/images/bars-short/bar_11.3.jpg http://www.pollen.com/images/oneday_barsRt.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

i only went on the sabbath/zep thread once, at the beginning, and i stand by my statements

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

Hello JW,

Have we met or something? Is there a reason that you feel compelled to spew bile at me constantly? Because it's really odd and I wish you'd cut it out. Thanks,

Steve

*twirls crustache*

― JW, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

I have a pretty cool mental image of bile spewing out of someone's mouth firehose-style now.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

make a gif dog

― JW, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.goodner.us/jam/images/marc/blog/ruhf2.jpg

― chaki, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

The gmails I got from St3v3 during one of our dust-ups on IMM were fucking priceless.

If he follows the same pattern, you'll get a frothing "Stop being jealous of me because I am smart and awsome and went to college" email in about an hour, JW.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

I should have gone to more college so I could spell "awesome" right tho I guess ;_;

― John Justen, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

haha, can i see yours?

― JW, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

I'll see if I still have it.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

Well, I found one of them, but it doesn't have the college thing in it (that might have been in the thread instead)

"✧✧✧.moderat✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧"
<✧✧✧.moderat✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧> to me
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Re: IMM

John, I don't know what U_U is supposed to mean. I think that thread with Windy was really stupid, but it was his fault for making it that way. I'm not sure how it hurt the overall utility of the board or why it would be bad for your sanity. Maybe I'm missing something here? There wasn't any other discussion being drowned out. Cheers,

Steve

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"✧✧✧.moderat✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧"
<✧✧✧.moderat✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧> to me
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Re: IMM

I don't think this needs to be in the thread. You wrote:

"Look, I know you've gotten a lot of mileage by pretending to be so obtuse that you can't see why your posting style might aggravate and annoy others, but I'll spell it out for you. Again."

And I know you get a lot of mileage out of reading malicious intent where there is none so that you can act justified in being completely obnoxious, but I'll forgive you, again. John, if you've decided you don't like me and refuse to budge on that, I guess that's your prerogative, but stop trying to act like I forced you into it, or that I should know exactly what you mean with your little sniping non-comments.

I don't pretend to be obtuse, and I don't try to piss people off. Clearly that's very difficult for you to accept, and it's prevented you from being able to see this thread with any objectivity. But it'd be great if you could just try out the assumption that I'm not always posting in bad faith and see where that leads you. I was trying to have a meaningful discussion about recording, and Windy, by his own admission, was trolling.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

dude wtf
everyone knows that u_u = killy appreciation super fun time club

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

i miss killy and her vagina

― JW, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

i miss andrea dworkin

― estela, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

creepy i was just thinking about dworkin before i clicked on this thread

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

sike

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

[img=[Removed Illegal Link]

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/24/ebert.ap/story.ebert.ap.jpg

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

^ just go away already ...

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

"cut it out"

― bobby bedelia, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

April 2001, comment about the NME on a music press thread, probably wouldn't have posted again if C4rmody hadn't replied.

-- M4rcello Carlin, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 06:50 (24 minutes ago)

^^ CIO autistic people fucking everything up

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 07:15 (eighteen years ago)

jesus vahid

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

the two are easily confused

― blueski, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

tom-toms

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out:

Hello,

We have changed your effective date to 8/1/06. This information will be sent to M3t L1fe at the end of March. You will then be able to resubmit the claims and you will show as eligible.

LYING

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

I was reading the Ebert article when I saw this:

"And live music will close the festival Sunday when the '60s psychedelic band, Strawberry Alarm Clock, performs after the screening of the 1970 release, "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls." Ebert famously wrote the screenplay, and Kohn said they had long considered making it part of Ebertfest."

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

ebert wrote beyond the "valley of the dolls"??

all is forgiven ...

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

i don't mean to pick on a sick guy, it's just i've always considered him supremely annoying and i was disappointed when he didn't hang it up after siskel died...

not gonna apologize for dissing ilm's most notorious wackos tho

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

you didn't know ebert wrote valley of the dolls??????

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, a guy who hated him died so he should stop earning a living. that makes sense.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

not gonna apologize for dissing ilm's most notorious wackos tho

and no need to!

― s1ocki, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

x-post

Siskel and Ebert didn't get along? Tell me more

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

it's old, but:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmnYCSwt2Js

― remy bean, Thursday, 26 April 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

allegedly they got on much better in recent years

― latebloomer, Thursday, 26 April 2007 08:23 (eighteen years ago)

before siskel's death, i mean

― latebloomer, Thursday, 26 April 2007 08:24 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

i guess it's unlikely that get physical (or even fabric) would be willing to license jimi hendrix, the pack, gwen stefani, diddy, kelis, etc etc for a mix cd ...

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

oops wrong thread ...

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

i was gonna say... "get physical presents GET WELL roger vol. 1"?

― s1ocki, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― dmr, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

CIO: roommate's boyfriend, who is so sick he went to the HOSPITAL last night, living in my apartment even though he lives two buildings down. I DO NOT WANT TO BE SICK.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

cio girlfriend being weird and distant and probably cheating on me

― max, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

― deeznuts, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

ok that looks really dickish but that blows dude

― deeznuts, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but also cio me being a mopey shit i should just cut my hair and cheat right back

― max, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

college :(

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

MAX, DO IT

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

or at least get a haircut and make her think yr cheating or something.

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i think im going to cut it real short and develop a (more) serious drug habit and start dating a freshman or something

― max, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

whoah dude i was thinking about doing the same thing except that my hair is already short and i'm sort of over drugs. but yeah, man, FRESHMEN, hooooowhee

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

BANGIN', right? damn.

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

i should probably cut it out

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

i'd rather have the drugs than a teenaged girl. seriously.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

rw i actually cant think of anything that would piss her off more than acting exactly like you just did, so yeah, i think thats the best course of action

― max, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

oh well then i'm glad i could help!

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

i'm only 23 and i'd rather have the drugs. where do you take an 18 year old? the mall?

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

lol college

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

CAMPING

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

OTOH chicago kevin is pretty OTM, it might be better to get really into ketamine or speed or something for a year just to spite her

― max, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

kids today

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

its funny how some ppl are like 'high school was the best years of my life, man" & then others are like 'college was the best years of my life, man!' and then this sad pathetic few are like 'what the fuck are you even talking about, man'

― deeznuts, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

self-destruction as a way of getting back at girlfriends, C/D?

― max, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

id also rather have the drugs btw

― deeznuts, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

its not really a choice though guys a lot of the times heavy drug habits are accompanied by emaciated 18-19 yr old girlfriends

― max, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

maybe if you are self-destructing THEM, that would be classic

like, get her all hooked on meth, as a way to get closer together, and then psyche! just kidding! i'm not hooked on meth but you are!

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

or pimp her out like in those ads they play here pretty much all day

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

wait no don't do that

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

CHEAT ON ME, GET ADDICTED TO METH, THATS JUST HOW IT WORKS

― max, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

TIT FOR TAT

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

its not really a choice though guys a lot of the times heavy drug habits are accompanied by emaciated 18-19 yr old girlfriends

-- max, Thursday, April 26, 2007 4:38 PM (52 seconds ago)

i vote yes on proposition lohan

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

i guess i should probably like have a "conversation" with her or some bullshit before i go buy iodine and ephedrine

― max, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh don't be such a pussy

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

1. drugs
2. conversation

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

COACH SAUERS: Okay, Louisa May, go play your ballerina ball. Just leave your penis in the bucket.

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

xp: if 1) is cocaine, expect "2)" to be repeated until 1) is depleted

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

everyone otm

― ghost rider, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

radical haircuts are a great way to say either 'i mean business' or 'i am having a nervous breakdown'

― ghost rider, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

FACT: up until very recently, i only ever shaved my head when i was "going through some shit"

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

now i just mean business

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

i.e. you're going bald anyway, amirite.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

u rite

― am0n, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

well yeah

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

jw ysi'd me his hairline

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

cio: undergrad school calling and asking me for money. d00dz, i have a degree from YOU, clearly i am not making any money!!!!

― tehresa, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

emails from ticketmaster: "Don't Miss Josh Groban!"

blow me!

― félix pié, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

i swear i took myself off their list three times

― félix pié, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

IM DURNK IAND I CUT MY HAIR SO WEHRES THE METH

― max, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

cio: undergrad money leeches part two, plz to stop sending yer vultures after me despite the fact that you gave me the boot, you dumb sonsabitches.

Dear Carleton College.

I will never send you any money. Also, eat shit.

Yours,
John.

― John Justen, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

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― am0n, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

haha dcio to max

― deeznuts, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

"Soul Survivor" is THE very best song Exile, the very last chance these tropical disease-infected tax dodgers have to get up and go. And they do! But just barely which makes the effort gargantuan. Dig that woozy intro as if the guitar had just been punched. Dig that first line which a bewildered Mick sings as if in media res, as if some dictator in the Third World country the band has abused for their playground has just burst in and forced Mick at gunpoint to finally, literally sing for his supper. And then contrast that opening with how the track steadily gains godspeed until it starts sprinting at the fade out which sees the boys taking the first flight the fuck outta there. It reads like the last chaper of Lester Bangs' beloved The Ice Age by Margaret Drabble. The difference is that as rich men, Mick and Keith already have that freedom from freedom the main character in the novel finds (and desires) in a Third World country. After all, such a place would be little more than a tax shelter to the Glimmer Twins. So any other kind of freedom spells death to them. No biggie, though. We know they got outta there alive. The intensity that never lets up throughout the fade to silence is testament to that fact. So is the sad truth that they went on to record their worst studio album of the decade. And gave us "It's Only Rock 'n' Roll" as an encore.

-- Kevin John Bozelka

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 07:35 (eighteen years ago)

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― get bent, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

Fridays should be designated as everyone bump poll threads day.
was it last week amazing randy did that?

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out quitting smoking and having a nic fit!!

― homosexual II, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

it might be better to get really into ketamine or speed or something for a year just to spite her

yeah, "for a year". famous last words, sport.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno, acting out and being all dramatic and making it obvious you care about a girl who obviously doesn't care about you is a turnoff. Just ditch her and act like you don't give a shit, that's what she really doesn't want.

― jessie monster, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

also whoever said that thing about drug habits coming with emaciated 18-19 yo girlfriends is sooooo otm. See ex-close-friend who is now serious cokehead with 19 yo girlfriend who looks like she's 40.

― jessie monster, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

Just ditch her and act like you don't give a shit, that's what she really doesn't want.

I wish somebody had told me this 10 years ago.

― nickalicious, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

aka OTM aka I am old.

― nickalicious, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

stay strong shakey, these panty-waists gave me flack for talking shit about roger ebert!

-- moonship journey to baja, Thursday, April 26, 2007 7:38 PM (Yesterday)

is that fatass dead yet?

-- Wrinklepaws, Thursday, April 26, 2007 7:56 PM (Yesterday)

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

maybe belongs in lulz

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

fake wrinklepaws made another post specifically designed to be reposted on noize? stop the presses!

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

thats fake wrinklepaws?!

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

disillusioned

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

I should've worn something like that when I went as a Glam Lumberjack (aka "The Glamberjack") a couple of Halloweens ago.

-- jaymc, Thursday, April 26, 2007 2:23 PM (Yesterday)

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha pix plz.

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

grady, he's referring to my teal & black flannel as seen on wdyll

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

2001 is easily the worst Kubrick film I've seen. The sets and the visuals might be great, but I find all that New Age sci-fi mumbo jumbo about the evolution of man silly and uninteresting.

-- Tuomas, Saturday, 28 April 2007 10:54 (3 hours ago)

― latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

they opened up a listserv for incoming students for my program and i am getting like 5 emails daily that are like "OMG hi!!!! i just graduated!!!! i'm sooooo excited to start grad school!!! we should all go out to dinner together!!!!!"

complete with smiley face emoticons and shit. come on you clowns, this is supposed to be a university. the "ivy league of the west", at that!! i should be proud to be going to school, not embarrassed.

man, i hate people.

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

shit that reminds me must fill out fafsa by tuesday!

― tehresa, Saturday, 28 April 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

moving to a new school is exciting / scary dude, cut them slack

― JW, Saturday, 28 April 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

OMG no fafsa yet?? what are you waiting for, fill it out right now!!!

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

i am working out my excited/scared by grumping out, cut ME some slack.

also i am jealous of undergrads and people 8 years younger than me in general.

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

lol college.

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

it's done ;) i am good!
xpost

― tehresa, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

did you mean university? xpost

― JW, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

also the words "get my mba" wtf me

― JW, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

lollege

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/packages/khtml/2007/04/26/nyregion/thecity/20070429_FIXIES_FEATURE.html

(nothing against the bikes, except what's with having plastic blade spokes on all of them?)

haha, this is how I imagine nyc noise guys though. that hip jerk accent is so fucking annoying!

― Dan I., Sunday, 29 April 2007 07:12 (eighteen years ago)

wait that sounds bad

― Dan I., Sunday, 29 April 2007 07:31 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, one of those guys is a volunteer instructor at the transit alternatives place. Funny. The store interview is...uh, not how I'd want to represent my business to the whole country, altho maybe that was on purpose.

― Laurel, Sunday, 29 April 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

ugh, hate jerks

― JW, Sunday, 29 April 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

the fast thin mumble?
that's why you let the braggart chicks do most of the talking.

― sexyDancer, Sunday, 29 April 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

i can't talk to the kids going to grad school cuz i am to tempted to talk them out of it. not that i think its bad necessarily, but you ought to have 8 years after your undergrad before you go. i dont need anymore classes where people trade inane bullshit and undigested memes they picked up along the way for 2 hours straight.

― artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

the really drunk redneck at the bar last night totally agreed w/me about this btw

― artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

drunk rednecks otm

― river wolf, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

but i'm probably just saying that because i hung out with a bunch of them the other night

drinking beers at 9am plus beer can skeet shooting = A+++

― river wolf, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

he had to go cut meat this morning for work, but then he was going watch nascar. a very busy sunday.

― artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

my roommate is watching nascar as we speak

― river wolf, Sunday, 29 April 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

my grandma watches it. she is cool though.

― artdamages, Sunday, 29 April 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

cio drunken posting by me

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 05:37 (eighteen years ago)

But max u r funny!

― Trayce, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

max send n00dz

― JW, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

cosigned

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

wait it's not funny if you say "cosigned" is it, it's just creepy

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

Kiddie porn isn't funny to begin with, but it is sexy :)

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:26 (eighteen years ago)

Jon you ask everyone to send n00dz. Does it ever pay off?

― Trayce, Monday, 30 April 2007 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.omgblog.com/images/petewentz02.jpg
http://www.omgblog.com/images/petewentz03.jpg

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 07:05 (eighteen years ago)

in case anyone is wondering i did in fact cut my hair and piss off my girlfriend this weekend but i did NOT develop a lasting drug habit

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 07:08 (eighteen years ago)

that being said a .667 avg will get you into the hall of fame first ballot so

― max, Monday, 30 April 2007 07:08 (eighteen years ago)

CUT IT OUT birds outside my window that start singing at 3:30 am every fucking day!

― Dan I., Monday, 30 April 2007 08:57 (eighteen years ago)

they're just trying to outdo that music-playing worm

being early birds and all

― latebloomer, Monday, 30 April 2007 09:08 (eighteen years ago)

in case anyone is wondering i did in fact cut my hair and piss off my girlfriend this weekend but i did NOT develop a lasting drug habit

too poor for the good shit

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

To me it's like the difference between someone making you get out of your chair and someone PULLING you out of your chair. Now, if you're having fun already (and I don't doubt you and many other people -- "Girlfriend" being #1 in the country -- are really having fun) you might not mind getting pulled outta your chair. You might even enjoy it. But if you're a little skeptical and your arms are crossed (and I think sometimes it's ok to cross your arms, just shouldn't be a given) getting pulled from your chair takes on a sense of unpleasantness -- even if ultimately it gets you to uncross your arms. What pulling people from chairs says to me is that they NEED to be pulled from their chairs, which I don't think is true in this case (My wild claim: if people'd give Skye more of a chance, they'd leap out of their chairs without Avril coming along and forcing 'em to -- this is what happened when my girlfriend started listening to Skye...she crossed her arms but it grew on her, now she listens to it all the time.) So my job writing about this stuff isn't to pull people out of their chairs and rub their noses in it, it's to direct them to places where they'll want to hop out and dance, given there is an "arms crossing problem." I don't think there is necessarily within the intended audience for Avril, but there might be in a more general audience. But even if there's an arms-crossing problem, I wouldn't look to Avril for the solution, even though she's providing it whether we like it or not (or sort of like it, which is how I feel about it).

-- dabug, Monday, April 30, 2007 5:13 PM (53 minutes ago)

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

CIO ILMers wringing their hands about whether they're listening to enough old/new music.

(also CIO my fucking boozing but that's something I need to sort out off-interweb)

― Noodle Vague, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

cio people saying "totes"
i don't even care if you're saying it ironically or whatever

cio drivers of new luxury cars
the majority if not all of you are selfish fuckers and have yet to prove otherwise

(i did a lot of cross-town biking in some serious wind today. feeling intense.)

― rrrobyn, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

a starbucks in a predominantly hispanic part of town encouraging customers to "discover" this crazy new taste sensation called a pineapple-mango empanada

― get bent, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

cio: me going to starbucks (i went to my local indie place first but the slow service was driving me crazy and i left)

― get bent, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

rrrobyn! my friend is starting a new magazine called "practical pedal" and i think you would like it!

pr4ctic4lp3d4al.com

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

"and my friend patr1ck is still interested if you guys are stuck or even would like him to move in - he's working for XXXXXX over summer - I think his girlfriend might be coming for a while? she is an YYYYY in ZZZZZ at the moment - they are both from @@@@@@. anyway, let me know about him as he is lo00oking at other fl@ts at the m0ment, "

Dodged the bullet on a freeloader!!! YAY!!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

ugh, the freeloading SOs are the worst

― get bent, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dhHDup5EJ8

― admrl, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

I have never heard "totes" unironically, only from the noise bored. Maybe I don't hang out with enough JAPs/Valley Girls/something?

― Laurel, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

i go to school with JAPs and valley girls and they don't say it

― get bent, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

ohmyGOD airplanes :(

i think canadians can sometimes be surprisingly unironic in the face of irony. sometimes it works. sometimes it doesn't.

practical pedalling is for me! awesome

― rrrobyn, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

geir: who has contributed more to the advancement of music:

1. brian wilson
2. paul mccartney

-- fact checking cuz, Monday, April 30, 2007 12:26 PM (3 minutes ago)
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geir: what is the best chord change?

-- fact checking cuz, Monday, April 30, 2007 12:26 PM (3 minutes ago)
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geir: how many chords should a song have?

-- fact checking cuz, Monday, April 30, 2007 12:26 PM (3 minutes ago)
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geir: which is the better instrument, bass or guitar?

-- fact checking cuz, Monday, April 30, 2007 12:27 PM (2 minutes ago)
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geir: kick drum or snare?

-- fact checking cuz, Monday, April 30, 2007 12:27 PM (2 minutes ago)
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geir: melody or harmony?

-- fact checking cuz, Monday, April 30, 2007 12:27 PM (1 minute ago)
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geir: bass clef or treble clef?

-- fact checking cuz, Monday, April 30, 2007 12:28 PM (56 seconds ago)
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Well shit, it's not fair if only Geir gets to answer.

Paul McCartney, iim7b5 -> I, at least four, guitar, snare, melody, and none of the above (alto clef).

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, April 30, 2007 12:29 PM (31 seconds ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Me & my roommate saying "bros" in ref to our dads (who have reffed soccer games together for 10+ years) made our weedman's girlfriend to believe we were cousins. So I guess cio myself saying "bro" in situations where it could confuse girls who work at tanning salons.

― nickalicious, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

this guy is fake, right?

xpost to Brigadier:

I'm pretty much the whitest person amongst me and my friends, and we're all pretty white. Funk just doesn't do that much for me. But I have been inquiring at my local used CD store about Parliament-funkadelic records, and they assure me that they're going to have a bunch out during their big sale on May 23, so give me a few weeks. Sheesh. (On a funny side note, when I asked the clerk about said records, he told me that George Clinton had come in a few weeks ago looking really old and worn out, and it took him a couple seconds to realize who it was. Apparently he smokes LOT of crack [George Clinton, not the clerk].)

-- Jeff Treppel, Monday, April 30, 2007 12:30 PM (3 minutes ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

george clinton is richer than god; i doubt that crack he's smoking

― get bent, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

that's

― get bent, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

What kind of guy hijacks a Ask Geir Hongro thread?

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f200/Pab2222/borat.jpg

Your first question is kind of non-sensical and Geir doesn't seem to actually know much/anything about classical theory and composition anyway, yes?

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

george clinton is a notorious crackhead.

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 30 April 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

those true.com flash ads for video chat are really annoying me

― félix pié, Monday, 30 April 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

george isnt rich at all and has been addicted to crack forever. no big secret.

― chaki, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

i say totes :(

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

oh you do not
in a real way?

i say totally

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

i have caught myself saying totes, unironically, in many an im conversation. never in real life speech, though.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

when did totes even happen?

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

i feel like i missed it entirely and now it's overwhelming me like goatees in the 90s where even though a few goatees worked most of them did not oh no they did not

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

los angeles wii - lack

― remy bean, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

for some reason it reminds me of ddb?

― tehresa, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

well i am pretty baffled at how i failed to pick up on the totes trend until like 2 wks ago. it may be the first step in my decline.

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

i'm a compulsive abbrever.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

kick some fresh breves for us, bro!!

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

kick some fresh briefs while you're at it

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

as long as no one tries to abbreve me then hey

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

i love that rrrobyn's 'totes' thing is now on ile thread, too!

― tehresa, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

sharing helps me
i am a learning computer

(whoa terminator 2 came out in 1991?! dudes so this is what it feels like, it starts with totes wha?ness and then you think t2 came out not very long ago and then you're listening to bleach in a retirement home in alberta and you still say dude and cool and totally)

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.imageclothing.co.uk/img/prod_img/totes%20logo%20vsml.JPG

― gershy, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

CIO people who say things like:

Hollyweird extends franchise one installment too many shockah!

-- SeekAltRoute, Tuesday, May 1, 2007 1:21 AM (8 hours ago)

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think Americans have done anything cool enough in the last 400+ years to warrant any of our places being designated "sacred" or "holy" (Mormons and crackpot zealots may disagree) - leaving us with our "natural wonders" (the Grand Canyon, Yosemite, Yellowstone, Niagara, the Redwoods, etc.) as the most justifiable candidates.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, April 27, 2007 1:35 PM (4 days ago)

― remy bean, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

id rather be famous....etc..

― bb, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

shakey mo's targets include dead actresses, dead old men, pop music, and america

― félix pié, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

"totes" makes me want to stick a small, colorful umbrella up my ass

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

i've seen shakey post "lol" here and there but he must do it to keep from crying, he seems miserable

― félix pié, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― admrl, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

cio romanticizing my self-destructive habits

― max, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

I can so relate to you on that one max.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm about to hit that point in my life. 2006 was the year in which I started defining myself in relation to my vices, and in 2007 I plan to tread further down that path. Great things to come!

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

wait until you're our age, son

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

10 years of tears u_u

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

9999999. Myself staring at chicks now that it's springtime and they dressin all sexy. I'm crepey...

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ eek, me too

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

welcome to hell, friends

― félix pié, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^i work at a beach resort dudes. the bathroom nearest my office is at a swimming pool.

xp

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

i think more entertaining than watching hot chicks sometimes is watching crepey dudes leer, because i mean there are ways to look and ways not to look and this time of year dudes be lookin the wrong way a lot more.

― félix pié, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

i often monitor creepy dudes leering, quite a lot of them do their leering while walking slightly behind their pregnant wives who can't see it happening, it is so impolite, only a hardboiled narcissist would want their attention.

― estela, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

^i don't mean to imply they are leering at me.

― estela, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

i don't have a pregnant wife though

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

i was at a bar recently and i saw some dude with his girlfriend and she received a phone call, and the dude used this as an opportunity to leer at an admittedly dope looking chick at the bar. i think he was trying to play the "i'm just going to look right at you and you will be unable to look away for i am deeply intense" but it didn't work because she turned away and made the jerk-off hand motion to her friend.

― félix pié, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

even funnier is when they try to pull that game on a girl who's got a dude with her. these sorts of scenarios usually end up in craig's list missed connections, i.e. "i was with my wife/you were with a dude so i couldn't do anything, write me if interested"

― félix pié, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

witnessing dudes getting rejected in bars/clubs = awesome

also RW otm.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

i bet rw is just a harmless self-deprecating mock crepe.

― estela, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

i am not ashamed of my girlwatching.
i do it very casually and inconspicuously. i think.

― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

what's annoying here is that ppl will slow down or stop when you're standing on the corner or even approaching (say, on a run), which totally throws off my game because either (a) I'm just chilling on the corner, checking girls and smoking cigarettes* or (b) i have planned my in-run in such a way that i will pass behind the car by mere inches, in the most efficient street crossing you've ever seen. instead, i get dudes sitting there impatient that i'm not flipping out and thanking them for their irritating, obtrusive courtesy

-- river wolf, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:30 AM (5 days ago)
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* this isn't really a real situation

-- river wolf, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:31 AM (5 days ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

I had a girl who had a boyfriend sitting at a table show me her underwear in line for the bathroom this weekend in GP.

― JW, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

cio: me talking to evil vindictive ex again

― JW, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

i am not really a crepe

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

roommate casually telling me about parties he's already advertised (this makes three!) on FINALS WEEKEND cut it out

i think i need to leave the house this weekend

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

i knew it!

xp

― estela, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://metropolitician.blogs.com/scribblings_of_the_metrop/subway_manwoman.jpg

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

are those cushioned seats?

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

cio people saying "totes"
i don't even care if you're saying it ironically or whatever

YES thank u !!

― am0n, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

"totes" makes me want to stick a small, colorful umbrella up my ass

-- strongohulkington, Tuesday, May 1, 2007

http://www.totes-isotoner.com/images/catalog/product.8337.medium.jpg

― gershy, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

good house keeping magazine's "must have up your ass umbrella" features auto open + auto close $25.00

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 06:26 (eighteen years ago)

Well now I have a vision of Jess posing for GH with an umbrella up his ass, and come on, thats not good.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

what are tuotes?

― 600, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 09:17 (eighteen years ago)

i'm a compulsive abbrever.

"this is going to be one serious negosh."

― ^@^, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/Patrick_Wolf

^ uggh

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

from Patrick Wolf video on YouTube:

icewolf9696 (2 days ago)
copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours.....
(Reply) (Spam)

WOW these things are getting serious

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

If you analyze something as a secondary dominant it means you haven't modulated yet - otherwise it would just be the dominant. In C, D7 is the V/V. If you've modulated to G, it's the V. Sometimes a secondary dominant leads into a modulation, but like I said, as that song is only debatably in F for four bars, you'd just stay in C and write ii/IV V/IV IV and then you've got V/V V I in C. You could just as easily analyze it as going into F for 4 bars, G for 2 bars, and then back to C (people will sometimes analyze in 2 keys at once for a few bars when something like this comes up - although like I said I really doubt anyone would notate it that way), but I'm just pointing this out as evidence for why it's not that special. It just borrows one note from a closely-related key (Bb) and only does it for two bars. That's a nice touch, but it's far from the most sophisticated one even within their own catalogue.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Tuesday, May 1, 2007 5:35 PM (Yesterday)

i'm so glad i never learned to read music

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

i'm so glad i [strikenever learned to read music[/strike] don't hang out with music majors

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:41 AM (3 minutes ago)

― deej, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

i'm so glad i ~~never learned to read music~~ don't hang out with music majors

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 10:41 AM (3 minutes ago)

― deej, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

steve goldberg is really getting my goat lately. did anyone see the thread on imm where he "leaked" his own album? i don't usually get annoyed by other posters but this guy is worse than louis jagger, tuomas and the lex rolled into one

― creme1, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

creme1 who r u

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

Well, I will have a degree in music composition soon, so I'd like to think I know a little bit. I'm just saying that it's weird how people talk about Geir like he represents this sort of caricatured academic classical musician or something but he never seems to say anything substantial about theory or classical music. But maybe that's just my incorrect impression.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Monday, April 30, 2007 5:47 PM (Yesterday)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

"shgol✧✧✧@and✧✧✧.c✧✧.e✧✧"
to me

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Hello JW,

Have we met or something? Is there a reason that you feel compelled to spew bile at me constantly? Because it's really odd and I wish you'd cut it out. Thanks,

Steve

dude is begging for a googlebomb. he has earned my IRE!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

WHO IS CREME1

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

he earned your i rate everything

― and what, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

exactly

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

cio masonic boom claiming that celibacy is an "orientation"

― max, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out "cio"

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

Stop it stop it I'm not reading that orientation thread on purpose, Max.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

cio people hating on abbrevs and acros

― max, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

i think i should cut it out.

― artdamages, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

i am so obessed w/myself

luckily i don't post much

― artdamages, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

But nothing else can match a really good, deep bass drum.

Well timpani can, and it has the benefit of being pitched.

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 12:39 PM (3 hours ago)

http://www.solargeo.com/man.gif

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

I can't tell any of these films apart
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 2 May 2007

I vote for the original Casino Royale
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 2 May 2007

okay I do kinda like Goldfinger
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 2 May 2007

― ☪, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

I can't tell any of these albums apart
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 2 May 2007

I vote for Please Please Me
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 2 May 2007

okay I do kinda like A Hard Day's Night
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 2 May 2007

― ☪, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

I can't tell any of these presidents apart
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 2 May 2007

I vote for William Henry Harrison
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 2 May 2007

okay I do kinda like Abraham Lincoln
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 2 May 2007

― ☪, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

Dang, I still don't understand this. Seriously, can we get some young people in to give a presentation or something? They can use powerpoint and their ipods or something.

In return I'll explain things like what all the actual good records are.

-- Sandy Blair, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 21:19 (1 minute ago)

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

"dang"

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

haha "powerpoint and their ipods"

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

with their hippin and their hoppin

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

itrippin

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

i think he was being sarcastic? it might be one of marcello's old sockpuppets, thinking about it.

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

(penis in vagina = baby)

-- Shakey Mo Collier

― félix pié, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

I think the "=" is meant to be a ",".

― admrl, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

cio noize board being really quiet lately. amp it up, motherfuckers.

― 冷明, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

Kate St Clare rapey thread on ILE: cut it out.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

kate st. clare: cut it out

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: me clicking on threads i know i shouldnt ESPECIALLY NOW THAT YOU CAN SEE THE NAMES OF WHO STARTED THEM

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

It's so cuet how strongo refuses to use CIO.

CIO: me walking around like an old man after doing some actual exercise.

― David R., Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

cio speedwagon

― am0n, Thursday, 3 May 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

cio: you know who you are. stop lurking me elsewhere

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://publicaffairs.uth.tmc.edu/hleader/gfx/2004art/paranoia.jpg

― sleep, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

OMG KNOCKED UP!!!1!

― David R., Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

fish?

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

is noiseboard 'late'?

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

who's kate st clare?

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

a woman who described herself as a little bit “Bridget”, a little bit “Ally”, a little bit “Sex and the City”, who chose to call her baby boy “Fred” as a childishly rebellious attempt at a clever reaction to those who might have expected her to call him Julian or Rupert. A bit of advice - call him Rupert - it fits. And besides, it’s a good name. Don’t be calling him Fred, or Archie, with all its cheeky but loveable working class scamp connotations - unless you really do have plans for him to spend his life in William Hill’s, waiting for them to weigh in at Newton Abbott

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out new office mate who reads aloud. JUST FUCKING STOP FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

cio (bell labs edition!) me confusing a beach in ri with that one in long island

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

reads what? xpost

― jessie monster, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

children's books?

― jessie monster, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

cio: DID I PUNCH ANYONE LAST NIGHT?

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

cio: not dancing with drunk girl who kept on asking me to dance wtf?!!?!?

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

reads what? xpost

emails, memos, directives, EVERYTHING SHE'S WORKING ON. seriously driving me nuts. i've been slowly turning up my iTunes trying to drown her out but it's not working. plus when i got up to grab something off the printer i came back and my music was way too loud.

seriously, i'm in a good mood jesus-freak officemate, please don't blow it for both of us.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

maybe she has a learning disability?

― jessie monster, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

i curse under my breath while debugging :/

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

lol 'asking b0ys to take their cl0thes off' or whatever thread - i don't even have to open it to know it's all cio all the time

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

cio: DID I PUNCH ANYONE LAST NIGHT?

-- JW, Thursday, May 3, 2007 11:32 AM (31 minutes ago)

we did receive a few complaints in the manners dept

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

maybe she has a learning disability

no, she doesn't do it all the time. but she's been doing it all morning.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

dunno where you got that dom but fred becomes freddie pretty easy and that works as upper class name

― 600, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

complaints about me?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

cio, L train stopping for 20 min so cops can bust turnstile jumpers 3 stops later

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

CIO jon telling himself to CIO

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

cio me thinking I'm a CIO

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Did they complain about people smoking W33D?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

cio crazy kate's thread about nude modeling

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Tuomas rap trap

― blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

cio gr3g emailing me about dj sp0oky

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out ian complaining about living the good life:

wait how is hot dogs on sale a WOE?

EATING THREE-FOUR HOT DOGS PER DAY FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS IS HOW

-- ian, Thursday, May 3, 2007 12:25 PM (1 minute ago)

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

Putting all joking aside...

Believe it or not, due to the reactions of blokes on this thread, I'm actually worried about models misunderstanding what the idea is, and putting myself in an awkward and/or dangerous situation.

It's no big deal if a potential model just goes "aw, no, fuck off pervert!" but if a potential model totally misunderstands the situation and I get ... well, attacked is probably the wrong word, but if *I* end up having to foist off unwanted attention - well, that's more of my worry. Have to cross that bridge after someone agrees, I suppose.

-- Masonic Boom, Thursday, May 3, 2007 12:50 PM (56 minutes ago)

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

kate is worried that when she asks a teenage boy to model nude for her that she'll have to foist off unwanted attention

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

just to clarify what we're looking at here

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

if only someone's mother hadnt found that ytmnd

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh god

― sleep, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

Luckily I'm not a bald guy from San Diego. I'm a kind of harmless looking (I hope) chubby middle aged lady. I'm hoping that makes me less threatening. Maybe.

-- Masonic Boom,

― félix pié, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

I can't even finish reading the title of that thread.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

someone insert her posts into a cathy cartoon plz

― deej, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

thx deej we know what cathy is

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

i did it for tuomos

― deej, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

argh!

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

"Can someone explain this woman to me? Why is she so flabbergasted? And what is the liquid shooting out from around her head?"

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

wouldn't it be funny if andy capp and cathy got married?

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

ack

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/6908/daysofwineandrosesuz0.jpg

As much bitching as I did about nu-ILX, I sure do have to admit that I love that (Thread started by ________________) feature.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

a flo vs. cathy catfight would be something to behold

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

CATHY HOT FRIES

― C0L1N B..., Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

cio k st c. on smiling and winking after saying creepy stuff.

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

Okay I just re-read this. This is the kind of shit that gets you tenure @ Wharton and an ECONOMICS degree @ Cornell now days? This looks more like some sociology bullshit out of Berkeley. NEXT!

-- SRSco, Thursday, May 3, 2007 1:47 PM (3 minutes ago)

cut it out

-- deej, Thursday, May 3, 2007 1:50 PM (0 seconds ago)

― deej, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mashable.com/images/myspaceorient.PNG

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

xp to jw: your mistaken insistence on my gf being older than me did not really warm her to your "charms" etc, etc

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out steve g0ldman killing my drum poll with "i just read a fascinating article on the new musical development, it's called sampling?"

― Jordan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

cio the lindsay lohan thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

cio Steve Goldberg X10000

― John Justen, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

xp to jw: your mistaken insistence on my gf being older than me did not really warm her to your "charms" etc, etc

Wait what? I did? oh nooo!!! Are you sure she didn't mishear? I thought I may have said a comicly low age :(((((

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

the lohan thread went downhill when spencer chow namedropped

― félix pié, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

xp: sorry, nothing I can do, age inquiries of women still taboo in our culture.

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry dude :(

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

haha you're a dick.

― chaki, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

Chaki how old are you?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out morbz quoting bulworth

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

ha - he did it ONCE!

― David R., Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

jon you overshot sar@h's age too!

― sleep, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

but its all gravy you know that girl don't give a fuuuuck

― sleep, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

cio morbz reviewing movies he hasn't seen

― félix pié, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

"if only someone's mother hadnt found that ytmnd

-- and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:51 (2 hours ago)"

hahaha

― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

Chaki how old are you?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, May 3, 2007 3:20 PM (1 hour ago)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

why

― chaki, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Chaki how old are you?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, May 3, 2007 3:20 PM (1 hour ago)

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, May 3, 2007 4:57 PM (10 minutes ago)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

‫茄蕃&#8234

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

i got some ugly ones this time

-- gabbneb, Thursday, May 3, 2007 5:12 PM (4 minutes ago)

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

Chaki how old are you?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

RAIN CUT IT OUT

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

― chaki, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

u r v v handsome for a lad!

― river wolf, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

― tehresa, Friday, 4 May 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

with their hippin and their hoppin

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 21:27 (Yesterday)

"MOTHERFUCK THIS/MOTHERFUCK THAT"*

someone link this kate thread

*if anyone gets this reference i will mail you 10 dollars

[HINTS FROM HELOISE it involves fred willard, a mistaken rental, & the one time i laughed throughout it]

― deeznuts, Friday, 4 May 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out stupid customers calling about URGENT T-SHIRT RELATED MATTERS and then neglecting to leave their phone number, name, or order number

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

hay tehresa my ears have been popping since november, i think it's some crazy allergies. the allergist i'm seeing is about to present me with a "plan" to solve this problem.

― félix pié, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me drinking like a gallon of gin on a week night. i've got to keep that kind of thing to the weekends. god i can not wait to go home, buy some cheese, and sleep.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

20 dollars folks

― deeznuts, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

CUT IT OUT MICROSOFT VISUAL STUDIO taking 20 minutes to appear on the screen every time I Alt-Tab out for more than 30 seconds.

― David R., Friday, 4 May 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

surfing porn at work again?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

felixpie and andtwat (Bob Dole voice) ... Stop lying about my posts.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 4 May 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

jon shhhhhhh

― David R., Friday, 4 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

prokeds not letting me order

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

I'm glad you're getting those, jon :)

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

I want the space invaders ones

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

CIO Pat Sajak always lookin angry

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out stupid customers calling about URGENT T-SHIRT RELATED MATTERS and then neglecting to leave their phone number, name, or order number

AGGHGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH MY TSHIRT IS ON FIRE <click>

― Edward III, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

cio me letting the internet get to me

― latebloomer, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

cio me almost getting suckered into contributing to the abba singles poll thread.

CIO ANYONE DOING POLL THREADS ON ILM

― Fetchboy, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh relaxpaws

― sexyDancer, Friday, 4 May 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

ok, i like your tg poll and that warp one. but most of them are the most boring things on ilx since glodberg

― Fetchboy, Friday, 4 May 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out Lise for your own good, it would kind of hurt to watch more schizo ppl get fucked with on ilx

― elmo argonaut, Saturday, 5 May 2007 07:47 (eighteen years ago)

oddly, i suddenly find myself over the whole 'totes' annoyance
weird

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 5 May 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out Lise for your own good, it would kind of hurt to watch more schizo ppl get fucked with on ilx

???

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 5 May 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53477#unread

― dmr, Saturday, 5 May 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

who are the prior ilx schizos who got fucked with?

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 5 May 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

m. marchant

― bell_labs, Saturday, 5 May 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

hm, i see. well Lise was singling me out and it was totes weird.

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 5 May 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

K3rry/Dy5m4x1a, or whatever as well.

― John Justen, Saturday, 5 May 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

i think lise should not be baited any further, s/he appears to be a former poster who is having difficulties, no one knows what effect zings might have on her/him.

― estela, Saturday, 5 May 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

my hangover cut it out

― river wolf, Saturday, 5 May 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

like, i just puked in the bathroom of the pizza place

― river wolf, Saturday, 5 May 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

That's hardcorpse.

― Laurel, Saturday, 5 May 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

I think Lise *is* K3rry, the accusatory paranoia reads similar, but I could be v wrong. And yeah shit. Not good.

― Trayce, Sunday, 6 May 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

Also, my hangover cut it out too ugh kill me.

― Trayce, Sunday, 6 May 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

spending money like it's going out of fashion. needs to stop asap.

― creme1, Sunday, 6 May 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)

also, guilt

― creme1, Sunday, 6 May 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

WHO IS CREME1

― am0n, Sunday, 6 May 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

i think lise should not be baited any further, s/he appears to be a former poster who is having difficulties, no one knows what effect zings might have on her/him.

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 6 May 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

TRIAL BY ZING

― s1ocki, Sunday, 6 May 2007 07:54 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out my first instinct anytime anything happens to me to post it to "bummerz" or "cio" or "(/:|" or, very rarely these days, "happy face emoticon"

― max, Sunday, 6 May 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

40985. When I get drunk and become all philanthropic wit my beer
(this also belongs in happiness thread, lol)

― BLASTOCYST, Sunday, 6 May 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: tylenol pm making me sleep for 12 hours.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 6 May 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

cio: apathy and lethargy tag-teaming to smack my ass around and keep me from doing anything

― latebloomer, Sunday, 6 May 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

tylenol pm = ok you get to bed quick but you are fucked in the head for three days

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 6 May 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

I should just switch to heroin.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 6 May 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

for all it's faults, ambien is still sleep aid of choice.

― bell_labs, Sunday, 6 May 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

don't people like wake up in prison and shit due to ambien?

― jessie monster, Sunday, 6 May 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

in rare cases? the worst i've ever done in an ambien blackout is send texts messages that say things like "Cryi war veror aaeatif new c ominp in"

― bell_labs, Sunday, 6 May 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

oh and post to ilx. and eat ice cream.

― bell_labs, Sunday, 6 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

it hasn't happened lately though :D

― bell_labs, Sunday, 6 May 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

lol now ambien blackouts sound fun.

― jessie monster, Sunday, 6 May 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

lot of reported cases of ambien users doing shit like sleep DRIVING and other weird shit.

my dad does really strange things when he takes it, like preparing meals in the middle of the night

― river wolf, Sunday, 6 May 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

i never had any odd effects from using it.

― lauren, Sunday, 6 May 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/08/business/08ambien.html?ex=1299474000&en=17cf99894f297014&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

― river wolf, Sunday, 6 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out using Van Gogh to sell pharmaceuticals.

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 7 May 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

drinking any amount of alcohol seems to make ambien not work at all.

― S-, Monday, 7 May 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

nah, I think alcohol won't impede Ambien's work:

A registered nurse who lives outside Denver took Ambien before going to sleep one night in January 2003. Sometime later — she says she remembers none of the episode — she got into her car wearing only a thin nightshirt in 20-degree weather, had a fender bender, urinated in the middle of an intersection, then became violent with police officers, according to her lawyer.

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 7 May 2007 06:15 (eighteen years ago)

ambien is hilarious

― JW, Monday, 7 May 2007 06:38 (eighteen years ago)

Personal experience then.

― S-, Monday, 7 May 2007 07:40 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: fucking hr people hurrying me off to get durg tests & bckgrd checks etc last week to make my monday start date. show up @ office today and, hey presto, the shit didn't get through to them in time. start date delayed 1x week.

thanks, fuckfaces.

― gff, Monday, 7 May 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

That's bullshit. If they called you in to work, they should pay you for your time.

― dan selzer, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

I hate to ask people having fun to CIO, but srsly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP7yTY4_8xE&mode=related&search=

― Hurting 2, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

well i've been working here as a contractor for a long time, so it's not a cut & dried situation, but yeah, it's pretty infuriating. considering my new salary is gonna be abt 40% more than what I'm getting now.

― gff, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

cio me going to house parties held by and for people younger and smarter and better looking than me

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

and being a big dickhead to all of them

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

+ dude emailed me about the delay @ 2pm friday, which i did not get having taken that afternoon off...to celebrate getting hired! lolz all around

― gff, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

tom that's what every party should be like??

― gff, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

"i went to this party and everyone was kind of dumpy and old and dull. i was v polite to them." << yah tear it up funtime

― gff, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

all the Ambien stuff on The Simpsons was pretty funny last night

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

If you're a contractor then even more reason to get paid! If you're on a salaried job they can pull shit like having you stay late or work weekends, it's all part of the "salary", but if you're hourly, I'd say bill them untill they finalize putting you on salary!

― dan selzer, Monday, 7 May 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

haha gff well I guess that's how I know I'm getting old, I just want to sit and chat and drink fancy beer with dumpy boring people like me, instead of continually adding notches to my college jackass belt

― TOMBOT, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

well i'm sure they're in the clear as far as their obligation to me (this is a company dealing with legal information after all: ~~hot babes~~ dumpy boring ppl lawyering all around me. the offer i signed was "pending all pre-employment checks etc" so if it takes another week, it takes another week, and there's nothing i can really do except post to cio in the meantime ;_;

― gff, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

dude if you are dumpy and boring i don't even want to think about what my deal is

― gff, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

re TOMBOT / I went to a party at a fucking *sculptor*'s apt in my hold hood -- he's only like 3 years older than me and the inside apartment was nearly as big and nice as my fairly well to do parents' new house

― JW, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

he was dressed like a douche though

― JW, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

THIS SHIT http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5474731,00.jpg
because that is the exact sensation I've had for about a week

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

Been napping next to any woodpiles?

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

i get that sometimes but it's just tmj or something

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: ears popping! seriously wtf?! this is the weirdest cold/whatever i have ever had! i don't even really feel that sick but i have all these weird things like congestion and cough and fucking ear pressure that is making me insane. DO NOT WANT POPPAGE!

-- tehresa, Friday, May 4, 2007 12:08 AM (3 days ago)

― JW, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

FWIW my ears pop quite often between bedford and 1st ave

― JW, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

― bell_labs, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

OR EAR SPIDERS.

― jessie monster, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

SNAP, CRACKLE, POP

― sleep, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

FWIW my ears pop quite often between bedford and 1st ave

Yeah but I thought that happened to everyone...

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

My ears have been popping too guys. Multiple times daily. This happens a lot during allergy season for me though.

― nickalicious, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

I think I have some wax lodged in there. Time to bust out the trusty Murine ear-cleansing system.
http://www.hearmore.com/ProdImages/902691.jpg

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

...which, by the way, is probably one of the most soothing and gratifying ways to maintain hygiene -- especially if a hot nurse does it for you.

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

if it's not wax it's probably the eustachian tubes or something. i guess that's what's happening to me. i've got mad, persistent allergies though.

― félix pié, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

FWIW my ears pop quite often between bedford and 1st ave

-- JW, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:12 (19 minutes ago)

that's where the spiders get off

― latebloomer, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: girl telling me ear candling is safe

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

ear doctor is safe

― sexyDancer, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

ear candling is bullshit.

― bell_labs, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

my ears always crackle a little due to eardrums getting slightly fucked in my childhood but i've learned to ignore that. however, when i get even the slightest bit congested it gets way bad and annoying to the point that i'm walking around the office opening my mouth really wide to get the pressure to clear and i look like i'm insane and/or really want to give someone head. someone told me swallowing will also help, but it did not work.

If you're a contractor then even more reason to get paid! If you're on a salaried job they can pull shit like having you stay late or work weekends, it's all part of the "salary", but if you're hourly, I'd say bill them untill they finalize putting you on salary!

unless you're like me and you get ot for anything past 35 hours :) granted, my salary is nothing special so it would be really hard to justify working a lot of ot without extra pay. but yeah, that really sucks, gff, and i'm sorry they fucked you over. lawyery people are good at that.

― tehresa, Monday, 7 May 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

friend went deaf in one ear for a week after getting candled. she was fine after, but freaked out. they kept showing her the wax they were able to extract during the process, as if that proved anyhing. i'm sorry, but much of that guck is there for a reason.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

it's candlewax

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

why does mike optins' gmail address appear in my google search box when i click on half the noize board threads? cut it out.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

maybe i should email him

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

how do I plug my ears so I can sleep AND can't hear amphetamined toddlers running upstairs at 7:30 a.m. Sundays? candling, wtf?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

Re: 9.

This is driving me nuts and I haven't even seen it yet (I don't plan to). The amount of interest given to this franchise by some people/institutions I respect is really disconcerting. I mean yeah we're all mature enough to appreciate mainstream media, but aren't we talking about the most expensive film ever made? The most hypercommercialized load of shiny-suit CGI shit ever to exist? None of these movies even had the capacity to be good, and the 3rd is no exception. PLEASE STOP CARING ABOUT SPIDERMAN 3.

so I'll second #9

-- BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 12:17 PM (10 minutes ago)

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

diagnosis: morbus morbius

― ☪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

cio alfred on the spiderman thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

OK so Morbius is much better spoken than I on the Spiderman thing, but come on guys...guys? :(

lol

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

use of the term "next level shit"

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

why does mike optins' gmail address appear in my google search box when i click on half the noize board threads? cut it out.

-- Mr. Que, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 11:27 AM (3 hours ago)

WEIRD

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - "mike optins" - did not match any documents.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

cio:

About Escort:
Escort was formed in early 2005 by Dan Balis, Eugene Cho, and Darius Maghen.
Some may find their records
shamelessly nostalgic: a blast of unadulterated disco that invites
comparison to the quirky pop of Kid Creole, the
mechanical funk of Gino Soccio, and the symphonic disco compositions of
Rinder and Lewis. But for the members of
Escort, this is not about the past. This is about a fervent belief that
certain things are timeless: musicianship,
songwriting, and production. No samples, no loops, just well crafted songs
and great performances.

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://a596.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01219/59/56/1219316595_l.jpg

dude plays bass like a sissy

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

maybe he should tighten the strap a little more

― deej, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

Did he piss squid ink all over himself?

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

use of the term "next level shit"

-- BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 2:27 PM (2 hours ago)

you need to cut it out because you are completely wrong all over the place today.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

there's no reason to make this personal

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

it's personal because I AM next-level shit

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

knock it off BLASTOCYST is a good dude and my cool roomie likes him

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

low slung bass is gay

― Jordan, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tiedyes.com/teeshirtimages/happyfacetee.jpg
http://www.mipagina.cantv.net/electronicayv/Happy%20Face.gif

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

playing nipple-bass is the gayest ever.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

You can actually just warp to the LAST level anytime you want...

NSFW, FUCKERS

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

tru o.g.

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/9/5/6/6/506659_356x237.jpg

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://hollywoodbackwash.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/lance_bass2.jpg

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out roommate giving me shit for being hungover

― river wolf, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

Doesn't fuckface have a kegger to throw?

― Laurel, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

don't we have a kegger to throw

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out gross nsfw pics

― deej, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

doesn't everyone?

― river wolf, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ hotlink.

(And when I say "hot link...")

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

CIO talking about disgusting fast food on KIU thread

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

^inevitble post

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

lol...can that be replaced by this:
http://i18.tinypic.com/4z39sar.png

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

ha - that probably is the last level.

― David R., Wednesday, 9 May 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out roommate giving me shit for being hungover

-- river wolf, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 2:16 PM (Yesterday)

STILL? SRSLY??

"BOY YOU SLEPT LATE THIS MORNING, HUH"

shut the fuck up

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 07:29 (eighteen years ago)

Kate StClare CIO of the day: contributions to "Dreaming about sleeping with someone that you really shouldn't have" thread. She takes a thread with that title, and still manages to be more fucked up than it.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

Aw I dunno, her math dream thing was kinda cool.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

It's the whole Watercooler seepage that gets me... I don't click the WC threads for a reason!

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: me, for arguing with the geirbot

cut it out: tooth, for making a painful feeling in the mouth

― 696, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: plumber, for not being here early like you said and i woke up early and now wtf.

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: cold / sinus infection / cold I've had on & off for nearly THREE MONTHS?!?!?

― David R., Wednesday, 9 May 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

im in favor of anything that encourages kate to be sleeping instead of posting to ile

― and what, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

David I feel your pain

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

im in favor of anything that encourages kate to be sleeping instead of posting to ile

Nothing short of a coma is going to make that happen.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

agnostic bisexual centrist from skrewdriver vs. public enemy thread

― deej, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

cio: whoever left what appear to be PUBES in my just-bought used videogame

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

yikes!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT GAME

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

gta: san andreas

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps i shouldn't be surprised?

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

Some people really got in to the Hot Coffee mod!

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

For gods sake, I've had dreams about shagging everyone from Ian Curtis (really graphic, with condom mess and everything!) to one of my bandmates - who isn't even the right *gender* for me! It doesn't mean anything except neurons misfiring.

I mean, not to go meta-freudian, but sometimes in a dream, sex is just a metaphor for something else.

-- Masonic Boom, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 5:09 AM (6 hours ago)

― John Justen, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes for sex

― remy bean, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

"condom mess"

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

metaphor for clumsily spilling unwelcome and disturbing thoughts and desires in a public forum

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

UGGGHHH

thx a bunch j justen

― dmr, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://kalamazoo.alma.uvic.ca/~grafixdept/gallery_prideparade/images/condom%20balloon%202.jpg

― remy bean, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

condom mess ewwwwwww

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

"Dance This (Condom) Mess Around" - The B-52's

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://m.assetbar.com/uuacLQ8Pj.gif

― Jordan, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out junkies bringing me down on a gorgeous day.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

cue "junkie on a good day" by small factory

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

achewood keep it up

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me reading Throwing Muses / LiLo threads & getting perturbed at Surmonster's crepey Bimble-esque posting binges

― David R., Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

dude having loud phone conversation in the library about yr pal's recent trip to the hospital cut it out

― river wolf, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

"WAAAAAAHHHT?" "SAY SOMETHING!" "WAAAAAAHHHT?" dudes at the top of myspace screen cut it out outing my myspace lurking at work.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

CONGRATULATIONS. YOU'VE JUST WON A ---

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

C.I.O.- Okay, belly. SO you didn't like the KFC biscuit bucket...

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

hate them so much, need to express in words + images

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/217/492085507_bdc460800e_o.jpg

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 10 May 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

Haha awesome :D

― Trayce, Thursday, 10 May 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

((( Now with Sound!)))

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 10 May 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: me getting invited to hang out with a friend and then realizing that its a bunch of w1ll1amsb04rd nerds talking about their myspace photos

― JW, Thursday, 10 May 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

cio: me getting home an hour ago and still being up! go to bed, stupid!!!

― tehresa, Thursday, 10 May 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

SMOKE WEED DOG

― JW, Thursday, 10 May 2007 06:04 (eighteen years ago)

cio: beers with coworkers and coworkers you hate show up. and then you find out after your drunk that the website's flipping out. guh.

m.

― msp, Thursday, 10 May 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

WHERE IS MY LIGHTER?!?!?!

― JW, Thursday, 10 May 2007 06:13 (eighteen years ago)

cio or lol? -- xhuxk VS kev j bazooka VS geir on 1978 lp poll thread

― m coleman, Thursday, 10 May 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

cio, definitely.

― haitch, Thursday, 10 May 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

was kev j boz always on ilm? did he have a different name?

― scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out dude in my house telling me about "rage" at coachella and why they were "disappointing"

― max, Friday, 11 May 2007 07:25 (eighteen years ago)

1978 lp poll? the pack, s/t lp wins hands down. bands have been trying to ape that shit for almost 30 years and don't even know it.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 07:53 (eighteen years ago)

CIO k8 on licking ears and fondling beards X-(

― braveclub, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

I have never experienced the CIO sensation so quickly as I have from that thread.

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

cio 2007: Janjaweed. Kind of a cool name, but come on.

― mizzell, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

yep that kissing thread is a farce. Kate's "celibacy" is as about as well controlled as that of a paedophile priest.

― Ronan, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

I think Kate's qualified for the CIO HOF!

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

CIO me having to do parent-teacher conferences even though I'm fired as of 5 weeks from now. CIO school sending a letter home to the parents without giving me a chance to tell my students why I have to leave them. CIO arbitrary political decisions that leave me without a job, broke, and a secretary in my place.

― remy bean, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

that kissing thread is repulsive arghhh why did i look :(

― bell_labs, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out acoustic version of Candlebox's "Left Behind" that a guy in a nearby cube is listening to

― David R., Friday, 11 May 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

CIO me making girlfriend of 2.5 years cry every time we speak on phone :/

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

:( why?

― remy bean, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out acoustic version of Candlebox's "Left Behind" that a guy in a nearby cube is listening to

!

― maura, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

Arguing with my boss in front of all of the developers in my depeartment: cio

― HI DERE, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

cio SHARKING VIDEOS in the cube next to me and the same guy telling me to listen to the shins.

― chaki, Saturday, 12 May 2007 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

sorry what is 'sharking'?

― braveclub, Saturday, 12 May 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=5935#unread

― tehresa, Saturday, 12 May 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me getting drun......WAIT. NO.

― river wolf, Saturday, 12 May 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

CIO construction workers using my fourth-floor dorm to plug in their extension cord and leaving the window cracked so dirt and dust can fly all over my desk before I move in and housing not cleaning it up after like a week despite my many formal and informal complaints and me forgetting to bring cleaning supplies and thus having to wipe down the whole room with kleenex

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 14 May 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out me being a tactless insensitive asswipe and making my ex really angry and upset at me. :(

― Trayce, Monday, 14 May 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

cio uncle of sister's fiance who i have never met or even spoken to having my full name (first, middle, last) on his family tree webpage. CREEPY!

― tehresa, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

What, she forgot your social security number and DOB?

― Laurel, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

CIO angry ex making me cry at my desk dammit I suck at breakups.

― Trayce, Monday, 14 May 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

CIO me making pointless, futile defenses of Jersey. I am not from here and I don't even like it that much.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 14 May 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

cio me being a bone idle agoraphobe on my day off.

― estela, Monday, 14 May 2007 06:28 (eighteen years ago)

CIO lack of coffee shop within walking distance of Great Portland Street. What is this, the North?

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 May 2007 08:26 (eighteen years ago)

villandry, bitch

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:15 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck are you on about?

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:15 (eighteen years ago)

Dom there's one in the station for starters

― braveclub, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

Where?

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 May 2007 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

Er, come out of GPS station, walk round to the other side of the building!

― braveclub, Monday, 14 May 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

there are plenty of places to get coffee on GPS. PLENTY.

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 14 May 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

WHY CAN'T I SEE THEM THEN?

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 14 May 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

VILLANDRY.

you know, OPPOSITE STARBUCKS.

and about TWO DOORS DOWN FROM THIS ITALIAN COFFEE SHOP.

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 14 May 2007 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

cio mister magoo's coffee misadventures.

― estela, Monday, 14 May 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

― Trayce, Monday, 14 May 2007 12:14 (eighteen years ago)

CIO hairsplitting london threads

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 14 May 2007 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

cio people treating Bjork like a musical messiah

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

haha DO YOU SEE

― strongohulkington, Monday, 14 May 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

cio myself

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 14 May 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

cio me showing up for work late and getting caught :-(

― deej, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

dan otm – i had to stop ®eading that thread.

― remy bean, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

CUT IT OUT someone withdrawing all my money fraudulently at a Citibank ATM on Canal St even though I HAVEN'T LOST MY ATM CARD!! I don't know how you can even DO that!

― Laurel, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

have you used that atm before? maybe they rigged they keypad to capture keystrokes (your pin)?

― get bent, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

CUT IT OUT: happy gilmores at home depot ice grillin' me in the parking lot cuz i rolled up on the set blasting pet shop boys. i'm just here to get a fucking furnace filter assholes!

also:

cut it out home depot making it take at least 20 minutes to find whatever small item you came there for.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

dan otm – i had to stop ®eading that thread.

haha i like bjork but you couldn't pay me to go near that thread.

also, laurel, that sucks! rly sorry!!!!

― tehresa, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

No, I'm wondering whether it really has anything to do with Chinatown at all? I haven't used my deb card in Chinatown in months, for anything.

― Laurel, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

CUT IT OUT someone withdrawing all my money fraudulently at a Citibank ATM on Canal St even though I HAVEN'T LOST MY ATM CARD!! I don't know how you can even DO that!

-- Laurel, Monday, May 14, 2007 11:37 AM (6 minutes ago)

This happened to al@na p0st. always fake keypresses meanwhile,

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

errr meanwhile I got a phishing voicemail

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

about a "mortgage inquiry"

meanwhile my mom told me how much I'd have to pay on a $400k mortgage and I need a raise

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

dan otm – i had to stop ®eading that thread.

"I cannot belive Bjork would put out an album that sounds like a pale imitation of what she has done before!" (Er, did you forget that this is an album by BJORK, aka Queen Amuse Herself, and that if anyone else likes it that's a side effect?)

― HI DERE, Monday, 14 May 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

sorry, laurel! that's happened to me twice. both times the money was withdrawn/charged in places i'd never been.

― lauren, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

c.i.o. - Buddhism thread self-igniting.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lib.berkeley.edu/MRC/pacificaviet/monk.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 14 May 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

Jon with the ally-oop.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 14 May 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

CUT IT OUT HUMAN EMOTIONS

― max, Monday, 14 May 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

kudos, jon.

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 14 May 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

cio: overarching ILX mods steadfastly refusing to explain why they don't want to code in a fucking admin log.

― John Justen, Monday, 14 May 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

cio: jeopardy! devoting an entire DOUBLE jeopardy category to drew barrymore movies. wtf!?

― tehresa, Monday, 14 May 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha
(i didn't even know jeopardy was still on tv! and it's not like i don't like tv)

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

it is like all pop culture these days. ugh.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out Pissed Jeans CD insert I can't seem to pull out without tearing the cover @ the hinge! COME ON!

― David R., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me stammering like idiot when running into work crush in awesome swooping neckline dress

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

Awwwww I didn't know boys actually did that.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

exclusively, in my case

― remy bean, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

Also, my coworkers tried to set me up with her but I told them I thought she was an ice queen but she is "just shy".

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

Also works at karaoke bar :/

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

haha I watched Jeopardy! yesterday too. They always have at least one pop culture category these days, and another one of those "[whatever]" categories where [whatever] appears in the correct answer/question.

Last night I was rooting for Chubby Scully to win out over Guy Who Looks Like Girl I Have Made Out With Frequently, and was completely disappointed in Sideburns' non-effort.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

Awwwww I didn't know boys actually did that.

-- Laurel, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 1:13 PM (16 minutes ago)

i can guarantee you i've been reduced to hiding behind a book and stealing glances then inwardly squealing to myself.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

aw spring makes everyone so squeeeeeee

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

preemptive cut it out, girl i slept with hanging around when cute crush comes over

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

Doesn't every dude have that one / two / thirty-seven crush/es that reduce them to "...uh...BOXCAR"?

― David R., Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

i am tempted to facebook stalk her

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

That's okay, I'm flickr-stalking right now, but unsuccessfully.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

cio - work. i just wanna ditch you and go get strawberry ice cream and watch the girls walk up and down milwaukee avenue.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

son, im proud of you

― 696, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

dad you wanna get some ice cream and beers and pick up some easy women in wicker park?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

cio out work indeed. I have much more important things to be doing right now dammit!

― Trayce, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

ugh srsly i take 1 vacation day and then ended up staying late today! almost like there was no break at all!!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

yes, vacation hours aren't really "vacation hours" they're more "daylight hours traded for nighttime hours."

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

Doesn't every dude have that one / two / thirty-seven crush/es that reduce them to "...uh...BOXCAR"?

-- David R., Tuesday, May 15, 2007 11:48 AM (9 hours ago)

duh

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

except, like, cutty or something, i don't know

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)

Cutty is beyond such mortal matters.

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

CIO NO MUSIC IN UPPERS NSFW

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

Doesn't every dude have that one / two / thirty-seven crush/es that reduce them to "...uh...BOXCAR"?

yeah, but really, aren't those the best ones?

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

yeah

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't had a BOXCAR crush in a few years but mine are always horrible ideas, people I have little in common with who wouldn't get along with anyone I know but who still reduce me to stomach pains and head-spins and idiotic babbling. You wouldn't think that would be so much fun that we'd want to repeat it, would you.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

CIO NO MUSIC IN UPPERS NSFW

This is heartbreaking.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

I don't really have BOXCAR crushes, but I have had guys I knew/saw/whatever who I was positive I could never date because they were so good-looking I'd let them get away with anything and everything.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

BE STRONG, WOMEN OF ILX.

― ian, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

...I knew/saw/whatever who I was positive I could never date because they were so good-looking I'd let them get away with anything and everything.

HI DERE STORY OF MY LIFE.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

oh man i love this new turn of phrase, BOXCAR crushes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

yes to be strong
(i am trying to throw myself into work + using the limited-eye-contact method of complicated-situation avoidance)
xpost

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

I have escape the trauma of singlehood. :p

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

JW met my current BOXCAR crush this past weekend

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

...I knew/saw/whatever who I was positive I could never date because they were so good-looking I'd let them get away with anything and everything.

HI DERE STORY OF MY LIFE.

-- chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 M

son, i have to say, you take after your ol man on this one

― 696, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: me looking up dogs on petfinder.com constantly

i do this too but good news! I'M WATCHING A WEINER DOG THIS WEEKEND!!!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

CUT IT OUT MY DOG EATING LITTER-ENCRUSTED CAT TURDS STRAIGHT OUTTA TEH BOX

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

then coming over and sitting on the couch and chewing on them all audibly, lips all smacking, sound of dog tongue getting the now-moistened turd out from around the dog-tooth nooks and crannies

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

blugh

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

although, i learned yesterday that american pronghorn mothers drink the urine and eat the feces of their children in order to prevent them from leaving any sort of scent anywhere

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

fun facts to know and tell

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

pretty sure mother cats do that for kittens too

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

but srsly that gross dog thing is gross - why are some dogs like that??

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

i looked it up on some pet care website and they said it was cuz turds are rich in nutrients and some dogs can kinda sense that and want it. but i dunno that sounds like a poor excuse to willfully eat shit to me

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

it is time to buy the dog some high-quality dog food from the vet is what it is time for

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

i think they mistake it for almond roca

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

cio senior bureaucrats deciding to have 'all-hands' meetings ever

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

i hate you people, i am really close to actually vomiting now, cio me reading ilx ever

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

these are the times i am glad abt my crappy selective memory

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

cio ABSOLUTE INSANE PEOPLE ON ANY "TEENPOP" THREAD EVER

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Y'know, one thing I didn't notice about MCR's new one until last time I listened was that they're essentially the TEENPOP MR. BUNGLE. Crazy.

-- dabug, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:55 (16 seconds ago)

OK WTF

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio senior bureaucrats deciding to have 'all-hands' meetings ever

8080 but in the meantime kiu 'all-hands' meetings w/ call-in number option

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Like maybe "The Black Parade" is the rock version of the album *Nsync would've made if Justin didn't want to be Michael Jackson.

-- Eppy, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:58 (9 seconds ago)

"........."

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

haha my dog did that when we lived with a cat.

grossest part: discovering half-eaten kitty turds under sofa cushions.

she is a much better dog now.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

My worst discovery was seeing kitty litter on my dog's nose, like she had just polished off a powdered doughnut.

Something inside myself snapped when I saw that. I haven't looked at her the same way again.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out kitten deciding to play in the litterbox like it's beach, litter everywhere

― Jordan, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

cio tornado watch in rhode island wtf

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

Dog Haiku

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds -- I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paper boy-come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man-come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you like I do.

The cat is not all
Bad -- she fills the litter box
With tootsie rolls.

Dig under the fence-
You ask why? Because it is
there. Because it's THERE.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: me looking up dogs on petfinder.com constantly, making myself really wish I (still) had one. Oh kitty, you are really cute and a lot better than most cats but I don't know if you are enough. :(

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 10:12 AM (2 hours ago)

does your cat know you are planning an affair

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

cat is reading j's email right now and crying

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

'what do i have to do? why am i not good enough?' sob

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/kitten-face.jpg

― Laurel, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

ceiling cat/wife/coffee is watching you fantasize abt computer dog/mistress/hotsauce

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

that cat looks like a tribble

― dmr, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

jessie's cat gets doglike hair cut

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

looks into snout elongation surgery

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

this is half the reason I left tennessee

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED TORNADO WATCH 277 IN EFFECT UNTIL 6 PM EDT THIS AFTERNOON FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS

IN CONNECTICUT THIS WATCH INCLUDES 3 COUNTIES

IN NORTHERN CONNECTICUT

HARTFORD TOLLAND WINDHAM

IN MASSACHUSETTS THIS WATCH INCLUDES 4 COUNTIES

IN CENTRAL MASSACHUSETTS

WORCESTER

IN WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS

FRANKLIN HAMPDEN HAMPSHIRE

IN NEW HAMPSHIRE THIS WATCH INCLUDES 1 COUNTY

IN SOUTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE

CHESHIRE

IN RHODE ISLAND THIS WATCH INCLUDES 1 COUNTY

IN NORTHERN RHODE ISLAND

PROVIDENCE

THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF... FITCHBURG...GREENFIELD...HARTFORD... KEENE...NORTHAMPTON...PROVIDENCE... PUTNAM...SPRINGFIELD...UNION... VERNON...WILLIMANTIC AND WORCESTER.

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

a tornado in worcester killed a bunch of people back in the '50s. they don't happen often but they happen.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://creative.myspace.com/content/profileedit/Transfrom%20Sample.jpg

arghhhh

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

more than meets the ie

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

cio tornado watch in rhode island wtf

-- Edward III, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 12:32 PM (43 minutes ago)

Pleez. I live under a tornado watch for basically six months out of the year.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

STOP EATING PASTA SELF

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

worcester is going down!

Also I have to give the cat credit: he is the only cat I have ever met who licks me.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

I am officially revoking my KIU re: call-in meetings.

― David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

Also I have to give the cat credit: he is the only cat I have ever met who licks me.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/durrr.jpg

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

jessie you are taking this affair thing in a very disturbing direction

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait I didn't mean it like that. :/ He licks my arms.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

Pleez. I live under a tornado watch for basically six months out of the year.

-- Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 1:17 PM (47 minutes ago)

WHICH MEANS YOU ARE PREPARED

here in RI they'll probably scream and throw jugs of coffeemilk at the twisters

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

oh man i would fucking slay nuns and kittens for some coffeemilk right now.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

how many nuns and kittens? maybe we can work something out.

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

wtf it is scary out you guys

we are closing the office (mostly because we are lazy)

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

but also because it's scary

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

it is going to snow here tonight, they say

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

i think they are rong

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

unpredictable and powerful vortexs of wind may touch the ground here tonight

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

i hope they are rong

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

It's going to snow in Montreal tonight? It' better get better before next weekend when we head up there!

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

I watched the tornadoes tearing up downtown Nashville from the window of my office building back in '98.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nashville_Tornado_of_1998

of course, the tornadoes always gave me and the wife an excuse to visit the beer sellar, since we didn't have a cellar of our own. man do I miss that place.

http://www.classiccitybrew.com/nashville_beerseller.gif

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

they had murphy's oatmeal stout on tap.

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

I would definitely slay nuns and kittens for some murphy's oatmeal stout.

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

i bet it'll be nice by the time you're here enbb!
(let me know if you need ideas for things to see, etc. or if you feel a need to meet up with ilx riffraff that is me)

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

perfect weather here guys

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

LIKE USUAL

― river wolf, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Robyn - I will definitely let you know about any questions i might have or possibly meeting up, thanks!!

― ENBB, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

WHICH MEANS YOU ARE PREPARED

here in RI they'll probably scream and throw jugs of coffeemilk at the twisters

-- Edward III, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 2:09 PM (1 hour ago)

Likewise, you should see be here when a half-inch of snow falls.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

nashville had the best of both worlds

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

Clues from emoticons

As a child growing up in Japan, Yuki was fascinated by pictures of American celebrities.

"Their smiles looked strange to me," Yuki told LiveScience. "They opened their mouths too widely, and raised the corners of their mouths in an exaggerated way."

Japanese people tend to shy away from overt displays of emotion, and rarely smile or frown with their mouths, Yuki explained, because the Japanese culture tends to emphasize conformity, humbleness and emotional suppression, traits that are thought to promote better relationships.

So when Yuki entered graduate school and began communicating with American scholars over e-mail, he was often confused by their use of emoticons such as smiley faces and sad faces, or .

"It took some time before I finally understood that they were faces," he wrote in an e-mail. In Japan, emoticons tend to emphasize the eyes, such as the happy face (^_^) and the sad face (;_. "After seeing the difference between American and Japanese emoticons, it dawned on me that the faces looked exactly like typical American and Japanese smiles," he said.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.livescience.com/health/070510_facial_culture.html

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

i think this is exaggerated as an east/west distinction. but i watched tropical malady last night, and the whole time i was amazed by how odd the smiling seemed to me – much more for the benefit of the recipient than the smiler.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

"facial culture"

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

well japan is the land where bukkake originated, after all

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

it is going to snow here tonight, they say

-- rrrobyn, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 3:36 PM (1 hour ago)

WTF ROBYN REALLY!?!?!

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out former roommate going out of his way to be a dick about not giving his set of keys to new roommate

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

cio: mining "childhood" for aesthetic reference

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

it is okay - now snow has been downgraded to heavy rain with low of 3 C

but damn, my hands were bright red b/c of riding over to get hair cut and she leant me mittens for ride back! and ride back was still not v nice

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

cio me being an impatient pain in the ass :(

― Trayce, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

me too! i am being extremely impatient with my father right now but honestly, stop asking stupid fucking questions like 'what does marketing mean?' and 'what do you mean by "russian audience"?'

― tehresa, Thursday, 17 May 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

cio: racists ruining funny youtube links

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

cio: YELLOW LEDBETTER

― David R., Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

(it did not snow, but it was still crappy.
but will be sunny tomorrow)

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

it better be :(

― s1ocki, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

what does martketing mean?

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

repeating the same thing over and over again until somebody buys something they don't need

― Edward III, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

repeating the same thing over and over again until somebody buys something they don't need

HELLO BOSE

― remy bean, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

don't tell em what he already knows

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

cio: mining "childhood" for aesthetic reference

-- sexyDancer, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 6:10 PM (Yesterday)

OTM

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

what exactly do you mean by that?

― remy bean, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

it means On The Money.

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

no dur, i meant by the original comment?

― remy bean, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

cio
http://www.cocaineblunts.com/strut/schniplee.jpg

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

just kidding, i kind of like that song if i'm remembering what it is right

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

xp: something along the lines of "no sugar cereal thanks"

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

see also: every other corny indie album cover in the last 5 years

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

I guess I mean "every second" not "every other"

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rockmusica.net/palsa2/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/01moldy2.jpg

― ian, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

Ian, they already cut it out -- you out of touch with the kids. Tell CocoRosie to cio.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nialler9.com/blog/images/animalcollective.jpg

better?

― ian, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

is cocorosie a person or a band?

― ian, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://users.ca.astound.net/%7Esourduck/sourduck/2006/07/we-are-scientists/with-love-and-squalor-480.jpg

― ian, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

breakfast cereal

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

xpot

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

post

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

The number of bands that are naming themselves after middling 90s weirdo emo song titles is amazing. This reminds me of that thread where jess made emo diagram

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.indielectronicaonline.com/Views/CD/BoyLeast.jpg

― sleep, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

(have not heard)

― sleep, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

where is jess

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

cio talking to RA/RF/Manafuckface

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

racists assholes in general can cio

― harbl, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i seriously don't know if he's self-aware re. his bigotry. i used to think he was arguing, playing devil's advocate for rhetorical purposes, but now i'm not sure.

― remy bean, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

I think he's self aware but he's all yuk yuk let's see what the nutty liberals will say next rather than serious about it

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

I think Jon is otm, hence cio talking to him.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

how did he first show up? ILM threads?

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

He posts on the freak/drone thread.

― Drooone, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

why not just ban?

― deej, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

guys:
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=589#unread

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

just some open and honest discourse, a completely reasonable question

― harbl, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

guys:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=31774

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

the only girls i like are wifey and the young girls wifey invites to bed
:)

-- roger adultery (roger adultery), Thursday, July 29, 2004 5:52 PM (2 years ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Thursday, 17 May 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

Ew ew. Just.. ew.

― Trayce, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

young. girls. wifey.

― remy bean, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.isledegrande.com/giimages/brownie221.jpg

― remy bean, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

RONG

― David R., Friday, 18 May 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

cio creepy luriqua dude on wacky jesus jpeg thread.

― John Justen, Friday, 18 May 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

^^^tortally.

― Drooone, Friday, 18 May 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

getting creepy on awesome crushes thread now:

there are three crushes in the greater metro are i wz pressing bt they all know mandarin chinese and think i'm ignorant-- it's not a good match :C

-- luriqua, Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:03 PM (17 minutes ago)
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none of them are asian though

-- luriqua, Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:04 PM (17 minutes ago)
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damn i need t shut the fuck up :C

-- luriqua, Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:04 PM (17 minutes ago)
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i like asian girls though

-- luriqua, Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:05 PM (16 minutes ago)
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there are a lot of them on youtube

-- luriqua, Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:05 PM (16 minutes ago)
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washing themselves

-- luriqua, Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:05 PM (16 minutes ago)
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with soap and water

-- luriqua, Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:05 PM (16 minutes ago)
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some of them have breast implants

-- luriqua, Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:05 PM (15 minutes ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

is luriqua diff from ak gattlington?

ethan which one is the dude from WI

― deej, Friday, 18 May 2007 07:24 (eighteen years ago)

Not necessarily main source text, but... in the same way that some people might suggest all of Japan's cultural output since 1945 has been informed on at least some level by the very real experience of devastating nuclear terror, so, I believe, and after conversation is kind of borne out, that 65dos are very informed by Threads.

-- Scik Mouthy

― jim, Friday, 18 May 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

i.e. a tv show about nuclear holocaust.

― jim, Friday, 18 May 2007 12:29 (eighteen years ago)

ethan which one is the dude from WI

?!

― Jordan, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

luriqua & chromo gattlington are the same dude, this imbalanced stalker fuck from wisconsin who has been following me around the internet posting incoherent shit since i first started writing about music

― and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

Is that the same dude that was blog-baiting strongo back in the day, too?

― David R., Friday, 18 May 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

dr. funkk was from montreal i think.

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

not from, just living there.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

that reminds me, i need to renew my passport.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

there's a dr. funkk in my area?

― s1ocki, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

cio men's room on my floor smells like what i imagine kirk douglas' jock strap would smell like after a five mile jog.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

cio painful lurking zit on side of nose

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 18 May 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio gorilla running amok in dutch zoo.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

CITFO MEDIA COVERAGE OF MADELEINE MCCANN

― Just got offed, Friday, 18 May 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

CIO ddb calling me three times this afternoon by accident! I didn't even know that guy was still alive...but apparently his phone is.

― Laurel, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

cio: friend of mine being friends with Ant0n N3wcombe. DO NOT WANT

― sexyDancer, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

CIO ddb calling me three times this afternoon by accident! I didn't even know that guy was still alive...but apparently his phone is.

ugh, i did this to billisa twice yesterday. apparently they are speed dial #16 on my phone and i paused after dialing 1-6 in 617 area code when i realized i didn't know my sister's phone number.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

luriqua & chromo gattlington are the same dude, this imbalanced stalker fuck from wisconsin who has been following me around the internet posting incoherent shit since i first started writing about music
-- and what, Friday, May 18, 2007 2:57 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link

it kind of freaked me out that he linked to a news story written by a friend of mine who lives in WI, but i'm sure it was a coincidence.

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

anton's not that bad of a dude!

― chaki, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

I'm more than concerned about their shared "hobby"

― sexyDancer, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

CIO pizza burning my lip and making me look like herpes.

― Fetchboy, Friday, 18 May 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

ddb

― JW, Saturday, 19 May 2007 06:18 (eighteen years ago)

Nasty grody pothead walking hepatitis infection dude who made my quesadilla : stop fucking touching my food with your bare hands when you're supposed to be wearing gloves asshole!

cio: me taking the food anyway and not saying shit.

― Dan I., Sunday, 20 May 2007 07:28 (eighteen years ago)

cio: e-mails from aunt

I have decided that the three of you could plan the bridal shower game(s) and buy some small, practical (dollar store token gifts) to give the winner(s). I'm counting on you to do this.

a week after:

All you have to do is show up, have a good time, eat, drink, talk to the guests, and wish your sista well.

― tehresa, Sunday, 20 May 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

cio manalishi 8080ing me :(

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 20 May 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

I have decided that the three of you could plan the bridal shower game(s) and buy some small, practical (dollar store token gifts) to give the winner(s). I'm counting on you to do this.

DOLLAR STORE

― and what, Sunday, 20 May 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

i know i immediately thought of that too but then i was like, wait what you are doing to me here is so not DOLLARSTORE!!! worthy :(

srsly, games?! i don't know how to do wedding things.

― tehresa, Sunday, 20 May 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

i hate it when people say "i'm counting on you to do this" - b/c what can you do? do they really mean it? are they *really* counting on you? or is this some kind of passive-aggressive fucking-with? usually the later, in my experience, i.e., cut it out.

i do not know how to do wedding things either. i wld concentrate on making sure there's good food/drinks and, like, talk and play charades and do karaoke.

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 20 May 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

I think something weird is up with DDB's phone

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Sunday, 20 May 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

cio mindsplitting migraine

― deej, Sunday, 20 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh rrrobyn you are genius! i should totally rent a karaoke machine and torture them with my awesome tori amos renditions!

― tehresa, Sunday, 20 May 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

karaoke is good for everything!
(ok maybe not migraines)

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 20 May 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

bridal shower games? just buy a cheese plate and some jello salad and hire a magician or a stripper or something.

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 20 May 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

and a log-shaped baskin robbins ice cream cake

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 20 May 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

cio angeleno drivers not understanding the whole "don't block the box" concept

― get bent, Sunday, 20 May 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

Make them drinking games, T. Like...Watch movies with weddings in them all day and draw on all stupid wedding and wedding-movie conventions for drinking suggestions. I can't think of any now, it's too early.

― Laurel, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

and a log-shaped baskin robbins ice cream cake

this is a good idea any time

― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

my best friend's wedding
the wedding planner
the wedding singer
the wedding crashers
the one with all the elvises and nic cage in vegas?
the one where i look up 'wedding' on imdb and agree most of them are pretty bad anyway and people get obsessed with weddings?
but i like the idea of watching movies and hanging out all day
xpost

― rrrobyn, Monday, 21 May 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

father of the bride.

― g®▲đұ, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

the steve martin remake or the original? the steve martin remake is so horrible. even on mushrooms.

― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

cio Crohn's disease keeping me from getting any work done :/

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

cio me sitting and stewing in stress and getting stomach aches but not actually getting any work done.

― horseshoe, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

omg me too

― s1ocki, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

oh hey me too

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

yah ditto w. the crohns'. this is the lamest club ever. i got ileocolic bad enough that i blacked out in the spring from it. i thought it was an ulcer, but doc confirmed i'm admitted to your crappy gastro party.

― remy bean, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

i don't have crohn's but i have similar gastro fuckedupedness

― s1ocki, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

i have never had psychosomatic gastro fuckedupedness before! isn't this not supposed to happen unless you're an old man in the 1950s? it's bullshit!

― horseshoe, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

(obvs crohn's isn't psychosomatic. that sucks, guys)

― horseshoe, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, mine is just from stress and coffee and not enough breakfast

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

shit remy. Yeah, I almost got fucked over completely by an abscess two years ago, went down to 124 lbs, etc. Medication has helped a lot, but today, ARRRRRGH (I think because I've shifted my medicine schedule since starting work).

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

gastrointestinal stuff, ugh, whoa. it's rare for me b/c i'm pretty careful with what i eat + have naturally strong stomach i guess, but damn, the suckage of stress. stress for me = freakin skin breaks out and my shoulders turn into rocks and i have to do a lot of conscious breathing so i don't shut down and just like watch hrs of soporific tv. yoga is helping. funnily enough, so is coffee.

― rrrobyn, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

so i don't shut down and just like watch hrs of soporific tv

ha rrrobyn it is like a minute-to-minute struggle for me to not do that. my sister taught me some fancy yoga breathing this weekend. we'll see.

― horseshoe, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

my shoulders turn into rocks

ugh this is my one stress reaction and it is horrible. my shoulders are USUALLY rocks, to the point that my hairdresser/yoga instructor/etc. point it out on a regular basis.

― jessie monster, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

everyone's always talking about how rockin' my shoulders are too. i take it as a compliment.

― s1ocki, Monday, 21 May 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

sex thread from tuomas sex thread from tuomas sex thread from tuomas

― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i think that thread deserves this response, which is the gif i just found and need to post but which is also maybe applicable in this case:

http://kokosovar.free.fr/cat.gif

― rrrobyn, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

hahahha holy fuck

― dmr, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

my shoulders turn into rocks

i get that sometimes, but i've been noticing that a lot of my stress goes right to my hands and forearms, where i've typically been a bit arthritic anyway. i like to do madge-style hot-water soaks to get the tension out. also good for feet.

― get bent, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

cio smell of microwave popcorn in the computer lab makin me hungry

― get bent, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

that smell always reminds me of bran muffins. no idea why.

― sexyDancer, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

c u later me being the psychosis creeping down ilx's spine

― Chromski A.K. Gattlington, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

― chaki, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

cio me being a completely tactless, horrible, selfish shithead and really fucking ruining my shaky friendship with my ex bf ;_;

― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

trayce otm re: ruining shake friendships w/ exes

― max, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

er, shaky

― max, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

shakey

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

comiz, max.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

^ don't feed after midnight

― am0n, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit emoquit

― Chromski A.K. Gattlington, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

CIO andi ruining my sacred love of Peter Murphy with horribleness somehow, wtf.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

cio eternal suffering
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x245/chromski/eternalsuffering.jpg

― Chromski A.K. Gattlington, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

Trayce, sorry I didn't mean to ruin the Peter Murphy love.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

how about cut it out andi across the board.

― lxy, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, he's rather taken with Ned, methinks.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

Haha drooone you didnt. Who in hell is this andi and why do they seem to know me or something?

― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago)

Slate.com and their newfound discovery of lolcats

― kingfish, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 08:11 (eighteen years ago)

ciu reflux. :-(

― nathalie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out smelly people! i know it's hot out and everything but do you really have to live up to the european stereotype?

― jergïns, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 09:44 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me posting here when it's 3 a.m. and i have 8 more pages to write.

― strgn, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

CIO thick sheets of smog covering ATL this morning

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

whoa, a brief perusal of the new mapping function of the illinois sex offender registry shows that my friend amy lives next to TWELVE REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS!!! literally right next door. fucking freaky, i've seen some of those dudes when i've gone over to her place before.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.homevideos.com/movies-covers/TheDirtyDozen.jpg

― brownie, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

more like, "howdy neighbor":

http://www.isp.state.il.us/sor/images/SORphotos/E95E1983.jpg

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

Is it a halfway house?

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

i wld not be able to deal with that

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

i'm guessing it is a halfway house but it looks like any other apartment building! they're actually re-zoning the first floor because a "palm reader/psychic" will be conducting business there. the basement houses crazy man records.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

oh whoa i know exactly where that is

― deej, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

i tried to do a search in my neighborhood but that website is way slow.

― deej, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, my friend lives between th slashie and crazy man. her cat sometimes sneaks into crazy man.

CUT IT OUT BLACK LIPS, last two times you've played chicago i've been out of town: FRI28 (8:30pm; $13 advance, $15)
(@ Logan Square Auditorium - 2539 N. Kedzie - All Ages)
Black Lips (ViceIn The RedBOMP!DieSlaughterHausMunsterSYA)

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

september 28, that is.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

I used to date a girl that lived next to a halfway house, though I think it was more likely ex-addicts. They were a little strange, and it did make me a little uncomfortable, but it was much better having recovering, supervised ex-addicts next door than continuing addicts.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

i grew up three blocks away from two halfway houses, one in two diff cardinal directions. i had to bike by the halfway house on my way to school and there was always like 30 people loitering outside chain smoking cigarettes and i'd have to hold my breath for 3/4ths a block

when i was unemployed and looking for work i would sit in this cafe that was half hott college students and half extremely un-hot halfway house residents. bizarre

― deej, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

hi where was this cafe deej?

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

also, a HUGE FUCKING CUT IT OUT to whomever put the fucking hazlenut creamer next to the coffee instead of the normal half and half. i just ruined my fucking coffee you fucking fuck.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

u use gtalk?

― deej, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

i hatt flavored creamers!!!

― deej, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

oh that's awful. flavored creamers=AWFUL DEATH TASTE

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

c@f3 3xpr3ss in 3vanst0n

― deej, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

i can't believe i'm drinking this swill. hazlenut? really? fucking death tasting is right.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

GET YOUR HAZELNUTS OUTTA MY COFFEES

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

CIO my work nightmare today :( HOW CAN SOMETHING BE BOTH SO URGENT AND SO DEADLY DULL??!?

― Laurel, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

heh, everyone is still out of the office today, i forgot it's a two day meeting up in wisconsin. there are FOUR PEOPLE IN MY OFFICE TODAY and exactly none of them have supervisory roles over me. i shoulda banged in today too.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

co-teacher listening to historical native american chants during prep periods. started out as KIU, after three days is CIO

― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

oh god the smell of hazlenut coffee makes me vomit.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

cio me needing to replace my laptop battery, i.e. one additional thing i have to spend money on

― get bent, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ndu.edu/irmc/images/CIOchart.jpg

― PappaWheelie V, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

mac or pc? (i might have one) also: i need to buy a new keyboard cuz the fucking M isn't working. and I really need to finish my thesis on atthew adine, arvin Halish, and ichael oore.

― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

― get bent, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

macbook because you can run windows on it now

― deej, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

yea, wtf jody

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

i love my thinkpad :-(

― get bent, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

They're ok

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

f the little red pointer button though :/

― sleep, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

cio boss's daughter having a smokin body

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

butter face?

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

cio andi

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah wtf.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

dear guy,

yesterday i passed your gf/wife on the trail. i had seen her, earlier, at the trail head with her friends (you all looked about 19-21). when i saw her again, they had gone on ahead, and she was walking slowly by herself, carrying her/your baby and running her hand over the top of the tall grass. she gave me a shy smile when i passed, which is when i noticed the black eye that, presumably, you gave her.

cut it out, you fuck.

xoxoxoxo,

― river wolf, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit :( supercio

― tehresa, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out people I crush on having sig others.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

cio me never having crushes!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

Well, I haven't had one in a while but I just had to nix something a year in the making.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

:-\

― tehresa, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

rw - did she not have the black eye when you saw her at the trailhead?

― g®▲đұ, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

she was wearing sunglasses

― river wolf, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

: (

― g®▲đұ, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 06:04 (eighteen years ago)

maybe she fell down the trail

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 12:09 (eighteen years ago)

cio my crush not hanging out

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

cio jesusfreak office mate being the whiney-est person i have ever met and i used to work with a lot of old people. seriously, just shut the fuck up and get your shit done. stop telling me why you can't do something and fucking figure out a way to do it. AND ASKING ME TO DO IT IS NO LONGER AN OPTION.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

CIO me being lazy/unmotivated, cos it's bad for me and everything I touch. Hard work and risk should be the order of the day...if only I didn't want to read a book/ILX and nap all the time....

― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

if only I didn't want to read a book/ILX and nap all the time....

HI DERE MS. FAMILIARPANTS!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me having asia's "heat of the moment" stuck in my head for past 15 hours.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out dude who got back from a "leadership seminar" where one of the tips was to talk to subordinates every day. if you don't stop coming into my office and interrupting me just to be a jag bag i swear to god i'll throw a stapler at your head.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

i love "heat of the moment," especially the part where he sings about the disco hotspots holding no charm for you.

― lauren, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

CIO ALLERGIES

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

"heat of the moment" video w/ a click on fire, early MYV at its finest

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

that's
"heat of the moment" video w/ a clock on fire, early MTV at its finest

cio typing non-skills

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

cio drinking orange juice and then sprinting to catch bus. ugh, my stomach.

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

cio supervisor telling 300000 people that i am the person to go to for a, b, c, etc. all at the same time! also cio ridiculous work ethic that makes me agree to do it. i am moran and need to get a brain.

― tehresa, Thursday, 24 May 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

hope those are OT hours tza

― sanskrit, Friday, 25 May 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out my fucking washing machine always flooding my carpet, thus ruining it and making my house smell like wet dog.

― Trayce, Friday, 25 May 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

CIO HEAT, HUMIDITY

― C0L1N B..., Friday, 25 May 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

last weekend was, skrit, and i get a few here and there but for the most part i am retarded and try to complete it all simultaneously and as fast as possible bc i don't want to disappoint and/or want to go home on time. d'oh.

― tehresa, Friday, 25 May 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

cio splitting up with gf, even amicably, two weeks before final deadline for my book, with many words left to write, and a headfull of confusion

― stevie, Friday, 25 May 2007 09:43 (eighteen years ago)

Ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart
-- Geir Hongro, Friday, May 25, 2007 10:21 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

????????????????????????????

― strgn, Friday, 25 May 2007 10:24 (eighteen years ago)

CIO Tuomas and his sex related posts. Urgh. Even I, pervy Belgian, can't take this anymore.

― nathalie, Friday, 25 May 2007 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

Even I, pervy Belgian, can't take this anymore.

I am going to use this as often as possible

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

Seconded. Meme ahoy.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 May 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

cio: ILE/ILM going Geir-crazy

― HI DERE, Friday, 25 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

CIO measles plague on campus. What, am I going to lose my oxen fording the Charles next?

― jessie monster, Friday, 25 May 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

kenan's latest posts to tuomas are awesome

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

shut up tuomas, just click on a radio button and shut up.

-- kenan, Friday, May 25, 2007 10:53 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

This seemed relevant to the slang discussion on the other thread, so CIO sassy marketing campaings:

http://www.teapartay.com/NR/rdonlyres/EF5FDA25-CC6D-424A-BCEA-5F7F3E94AAB2/0/gateway.jpg

― Hurting 2, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

The button on the original page says "submit, yo"

― Hurting 2, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

"cio: ILE/ILM going Geir-crazy"

i agree. you'd think he'd just shown up yesterday. it would be different if it was just people who have only come in comtact with him recently, but this is not the case.

― scott seward, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

Ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayitsworldwouldfallapart

-- Geir Hongro, Friday, May 25, 2007 10:21 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

????????????????????????????

-- strgn, Friday, 25 May 2007 10:24 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holy_Bible_(album)

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

smaybe some ppl just think crash test dummies - gear geir geir geir is funny

― and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

lotta fuckin' going on in new answers ile 2day

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 May 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

CIO restless legs syndrome which makes it so that i can't even take a fucking 45 minute nap on my day off without having the rest of the afternoon spoiled. i hate you, restless legs syndrome, and you should CIO.

― lxy, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

lol restless leg syndrome is real?

― g®▲đұ, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restless_leg_syndrome

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

I always think "Restless Legs" sounds like some bluesman moniker.

― Hurting 2, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

I have a tendency to move my legs up and down a lot when I'm sitting but I think it's just a nervous tic.

― jessie monster, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i know, world's funniest syndrome.

only not so much. annoying is what.

(j.m., probably you would know it if you had it. it's different than feeling fidgety, etc.)

― lxy, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

yeah legbounce != restless leg syndrome. I bounce my legs a lot, but that's just because I'm fidgety.

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

vagina's ok, i mean, i'd at least give it a go if i were you, but for me the simple joy of nibbling upon a fine french chanterelle, fresh-picked and lightly heated, is practically insurpassable.

-- Just got offed, Sunday, 27 May 2007 14:47 (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 27 May 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

lmao

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 27 May 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

that whole thread is going in KEEP IT UP right now

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 27 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

that's what she said

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 27 May 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

why was she talking about thread?

― max, Sunday, 27 May 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

OHHHHHHHHHHHH. Doesn't that guitar work from ~2:10-3:00 really make you feel the pain?!?!?! With each successive note, swinging back and forth, PURE PAIN.

And that SAD, SAD HARMONICA, Wailing throughout!!!!!! its pain echoing the cries of the young! And Plant's palpable pain...having seen all that ravaging death...piercing your ears...hurting your heart...

OH, IT MAKES ME WONDER.

-- Tape Store, Sunday, May 27, 2007 4:42 PM

― bobby bedelia, Sunday, 27 May 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

CIO andi's semi-indulgent semi-terrifying suicide chat

― Just got offed, Monday, 28 May 2007 08:31 (eighteen years ago)

I was about to say the same thing.

― Trayce, Monday, 28 May 2007 08:39 (eighteen years ago)

argh SRSLY

― Just got offed, Monday, 28 May 2007 08:53 (eighteen years ago)

people are sad sometimes

― strgn, Monday, 28 May 2007 11:46 (eighteen years ago)

louis jagger.... otm?

― and what, Monday, 28 May 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

cio guys with longish hair who wear it up in that weird loose bun/top-knot thing - ugh and ew - i know you own a hippie drum and wear a hemp necklace and i see your flip flops and your new car

cio bitches with bad hair driving cars like they own the world
cio my snap anger and foul mouth but kiu not reaching through open window and banging her head against the steering wheel

― rrrobyn, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

my snap anger and foul mouth

sometimes i think rrrobyn is a proud african queen trapped inside a canadian's body

― sanskrit, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha
i started to curse her but then got ahold of myself

― rrrobyn, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000000W5N.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― remy bean, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

that's what i'm sayin

― rrrobyn, Monday, 28 May 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

cio guys with longish hair who wear it up in that weird loose bun/top-knot thing

argh yeah i cant stand that :/

― sleep, Monday, 28 May 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

cio roomate keeping his door closed all the time so no air can move through apartment and as a result is stagnant and about 90 degrees in the kitchen. also cio same roomate starting to clean out the refrigerator and the leaving garbage bag of rotting foods, not even tied up, in same 90 degree swamp kitchen for days.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

Thirded on those horrible long hair topknot things. My ex fiancee wore his hair like that and with that and the sandals, wtf did I ever see in him god.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 01:00 (eighteen years ago)

seconding: cio guys with longish hair who wear it up in that weird loose bun/top-knot thing

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

cio, ivy league bitch backing out on my roommate's sublet after i made and gave her keys (and she went to europe).

SHOULD HAVE MADE HER GIVE ME KEYS

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

errr i mean "give me a deposit"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

on topknots: but you guys, they are displaying their loyalty to the bushido code!

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)

WHY IS IT SNOWING

― river wolf, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

shut up mountain wilderness guy

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

it's nearly June! i'm not even IN the mountains, i just live near them!

(upside: the Great One will probably be filled in until july!)

― river wolf, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

cio express mail person not getting his butt over here with my package so i can actually leave the apt and go do stuff. kiu friendly organic express delivery guy who arrives early every tuesday morning with a new box of goodies.

― get bent, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

i really love how you've embraced california jb :) i just wanted to say

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

just southern california. i'm too shallow for the bay area, i think.

― get bent, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

seconding: cio guys with longish hair who wear it up in that weird loose bun/top-knot thing
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, May 28, 2007 7:12 PM (Yesterday)

[img src="http://metropolis.co.jp/xmg/536/536-music-eye.jpg"][img src="http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1126/56vp.jpg"][img src="http://www.gutsofdarkness.com/_images/pochettes/1719_4110.jpg"]

― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

oh i see, diy code is fun?

http://metropolis.co.jp/xmg/536/536-music-eye.jpg http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1126/56vp.jpg http://www.gutsofdarkness.com/_images/pochettes/1719_4110.jpg

― Steve Shasta, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh no!

― sleep, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

there are always exceptions to the rule

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

yeah it should be understood that ey3 can do whatever the fuck he wants because he's ey3.

― sleep, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

i think maybe it's only annoying on whities anyway (cio also white dudes with dreads etc)

― sleep, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

thatsracist.gif

― sleep, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

most of the guys I know who did this were hippies who would turn every discussion in grad level history classes into a situation where the professor would have to shoot holes in their personal little pet agendas

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

also, would act really nice to you but thought you were stupid for having as much knowledge about politics as a poli-sci major

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

naw, vic dude, i know one former dreadlocked whiteboy who rocked the look hard

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

haha

I agreed to a game of shot checkers using 100-proof Peppermint Schnapps.
I'd forgotten two key points.
ONE--I hate Peppermint Schnapps.
TWO--I suck at checkers.
The results were not good.
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 5:12 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
peppermint schnapps all over the checker board
-- estela, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 5:14 AM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

keep it up, estela

― river wolf, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 06:03 (eighteen years ago)

cio dudes who care how other dudes wanna wear their hair

― chaki, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 09:00 (eighteen years ago)

hey chaki, u know it's SurMOUNTer right? as in like, one person mounts another? i mean like i said i dig the Monster thing, just checkin. um and i guess it's good to be weird so that's cool.

oh linds, when will u ever learn? ya just don't get in the Benz during the bender

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 7:41 AM (Wednesday, May 30, 2007 7:41 AM) Bookmark Link

i want to punch this dude.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

also: eye is first thing that came to mind when i read about top knot bun whatever you call it.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

Your favourite TYPE of popular contemporary Dance Music out of these genres/styles

― haitch, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

aka "why britishes should be banned from talking about dance music"

― haitch, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

the justice thread is pretty bad too, mostly because they can't even name a reason why they don't like it, and the people who do like it can't do likewise

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

cio serial promise-breaking

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

KING OF EMPTY PROMISES.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

totally ;_;

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

Eh, I say if you are my friend and you haven't figured out by now that I am probably not going to bring that DVD/show up at that party/buy you a pony then fuck it.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Whatever, Ian.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

lol mr. "I'm going to get my computer fixed"

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

I am probably not going to bring that DVD/show up at that party/buy you a pony then fuck it.

i had to read this like 5 times before i figured out what it meant and stopped making me go "WWHHAAAAAAATTTT??!?!?!!?!?"

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

buy you a pony then fuck it.
buy you a pony then fuck it.
buy you a pony then fuck it.
buy you a pony then fuck it.
buy you a pony then fuck it.
buy you a pony then fuck it.
buy you a pony then fuck it.
buy you a pony then fuck it.
buy you a pony then fuck it.
buy you a pony then fuck it.
buy you a pony then fuck it.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

haha not using commas backfires on us all evnetually

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

cio clicking on "Standard Practice Papers" thread at work, forgetting it is filled with furry pr0n

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

A++++

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: arbitrarily appending "yo" to a sentence

ex:

tactless?? geez, sorry you feel that way tombot, yo

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 12:46 PM (Wednesday, May 30, 2007 12:46 PM) Bookmark Link

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

his first contribution iirc was a "tipping is bad" thread.

― lauren, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

domo arigato mr tombot, yo

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

ramzi yawn

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

cio nightmares about apocalypse

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

wait what

― river wolf, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out me. I'm out.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

bye

― jergïns, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

cio serial promise-breaking

Sorry. It...slipped my mind.

― Jordan, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

cio serial flippancy :/

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 31 May 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

i am upset about these things too guise

but i wanna eat something AWESOME today

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 31 May 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

Goat cheese for breakfast = MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

― Laurel, Thursday, 31 May 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out just got offed making me hate post-rock

― Jordan, Thursday, 31 May 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

65daysofstatic

― Jordan, Thursday, 31 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

What I meant to say is that track seven (whose title I supply above) uses the lower end of the dynamic scale in order to create a system of harmonies which contrast dramatically and movingly, without ever recoursing to gratuitous noise or shock tactics, and the resulting song is one of the more affecting I've heard so far this year.

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 31 May 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

I like 65dos though.

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 31 May 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

girl: "I feel as though I am not offering you the full support you require"

yes, i know you are being arch, and ironic, but, all the same, get over yourself

― 696, Thursday, 31 May 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

my first cio since return ;_;

― Just got offed, Thursday, 31 May 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

cio stupid weather report this morning calling for sun on friday and saturday and now calling for clouds and chance of showers and even a thunderbolt this is supposed to be an outdoor party wkend!

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 31 May 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me wanting to run away from things when they suck. Fuck that shit. I'm better than that.

― Trayce, Friday, 1 June 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

cio my lady going berserk at me for saying her friend gave me bad vibes.

― Drooone, Friday, 1 June 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

..maybe i should cio telling her that her friends give me bad vibes.

― Drooone, Friday, 1 June 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

Heh. Maybe.

― Trayce, Friday, 1 June 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

cio car costing me shitloads of money - yearly service + various repairs = $1300+

― Pashmina, Friday, 1 June 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

j0r3l stalking me on another messageboard

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude, Friday, 1 June 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

wait so no one else is allowed to read williamsboard because you do?

― jessie monster, Friday, 1 June 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

u silly

― jessie monster, Friday, 1 June 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

stalking on other messageboard vs. posting screencaps of personal myspace bulletins

uhm...

― bell_labs, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

guys guys there is room on the internets for ALL of us

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 1 June 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

I think what you meant to say was BOXCAR

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

We are all full of BOXCAR.

― Trayce, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

in nazi germany, the boxcar is full of you

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.stiknstein.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/180px-Cbarris.jpg

― ghost rider, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

TOO SOON

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

didja ever see the gong show where the ectomorphic aliens do "immigrant song"? it's awesome.

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

stalking on other messageboard vs. posting screencaps of personal myspace bulletins
uhm...
-- bell_labs, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:07 (34 minutes ago) Link

you're really begging to get banned, aren't you?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude , Friday, 1 June 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

^ cio

― sleep, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

WHO GAVE TINKERBELL ADMIN RIGHTS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 1 June 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

I DEMAND KNOWLEDGE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 1 June 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

for real, jon in bantanstic power-binge twattery cio

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, CUT IT OUT JON STALKING ME ON DEL.ICIO.US

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

I've only banned one person.

xpost ;)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude, Friday, 1 June 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

Also looking at someone's "profile" 8 times in 2 days is kinda stalky. But then again so is knowing this

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude , Friday, 1 June 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

oh come on, it's the internets and peeps get bored, 4 times a day isn't that much

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

star-crossed stalkers, was ever there a tale of more woe?

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

If you're a straight dude and the other dude is too, it is. xpost

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

why do people post on public forums/have profiles on networking sites if they don't want anyone to look at them? just curious.

― bell_labs, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nndb.com/people/408/000023339/CNR.jpg

― ghost rider, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

cannot find gong show aliens doing immigrant song

INTERNETS HAVE FAILED ME

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

they were fooling you hoser

― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

i saw the unknown comic singing Street Fighting Man once though

― Mr. Que, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

shopping bag, shopping bag,
live your life in a shopping bag

― chicago kevin, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

are you saying aliens did not sing immigrant song on the gong show? pffft. next you'll be telling me that loch ness monster footage is a hoax.

xpost

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

dfjkldfskjsdflksdk!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude , Friday, 1 June 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

GOD ALL OF YOU QUIT STALKING ME ON ILX.

― jessie monster, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

you prefer to be stalked irl?

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

I prefer to be stalked in second life.

― jessie monster, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

you kids and your virtual realities.

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

whoa that is huge sorry.

― bell_labs, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

maybe a mod can fix it ;)

― bell_labs, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

I can't edit posts

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude , Friday, 1 June 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

DELETED

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude , Friday, 1 June 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

NOW I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO IN CASE OF CYBERSTALKING

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio, I haven't played music since 2003 :( (I thought it was 2004)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

seriously :(((((

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/375000/images/_378373_safety_text.gif

― bell_labs, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

x-post to edward

― bell_labs, Friday, 1 June 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha i was NOT PREPARED FOR POSSIBLE CONSEQUENCES

― max, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

I FLIRTED AND THEN SHE SENT A VIRUS THROUGH MY KEYBOARD AND NOW I HAVE HERPES

― max, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

apparently I should have logged off ILX 4 years ago

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

bell labs otm

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude , Friday, 1 June 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

choose a genderless screenname: heshe46

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

"save all offending messages and report them to your isp" = "save 90% of ilx and send to sbc global"

― max, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/249/525145683_eee13d8e2b_m.jpg

― jessie monster, Friday, 1 June 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

kudos.gif

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

my genderless screen name would be pat5050

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

I was born with a genderless screenname

― jessie monster, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

come on, we all know you're jess harvell

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

I was born with male AND female screennames.

― Jordan, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

i was born in a trunk
mama died and my daddy got drunk
left me here to die alone
in the middle of tobacco road

― chicago kevin, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

did your parents choose for you or did they wait till your bat mitzvah?

xpost

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

anybody have john d. loudermilk's version of "tobacco road"?

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

so much better than the nashville teens version

― Edward III, Friday, 1 June 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/1026/lockxn3.png

― That one guy that quit, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

cio saxby d elder

― deej, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

gender twin reverb

― sexyDancer, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

my name in second life is james merchant. i am vice president of the 56th street bank. i have a bowl of m&m's that is open to all customers. there are lollipops in the lobby. jessie if you would like to stop by you are more than welcome. i am currently a single divorce with a son, aged 4, named christian. i am quite wealthy and my address is 1009 master suite ritz carlton hotel. the ceiling of my bedroom is a giant mirror. that isnt offically in the game but it is in my mind.

― deeznuts, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

o_o

― jessie monster, Friday, 1 June 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

i am only referring to the giant mirror. the rest of it is real.

― deeznuts, Friday, 1 June 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

"real"

― jessie monster, Friday, 1 June 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out my cat destroying my carpet and curtains and cocteau twins posters and everything just because i havent bloody fed her yet grrrrrr.

Also cut it out beer hangover. BEER. What was I thinking.

― Trayce, Friday, 1 June 2007 23:58 (eighteen years ago)

you were thinking BEER YO

― electricsound, Saturday, 2 June 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

It was Melb Bitter and it was pretty disgusting.

― Trayce, Saturday, 2 June 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, my impression was that there wasn't a whole lot that didn't work at the Garage, but I suppose it's possible that the whole utopian-inclusiveness meme has become blown out of proportion.

-- Eric H., Saturday, June 2, 2007 4:37 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

eric, those were some of the fussiest people in the world.

-- Saxby D. Elder, Saturday, June 2, 2007 4:44 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Well then hooray for AIDS.

-- Eric H., Saturday, June 2, 2007 5:10 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Saturday, 2 June 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me drunkenly promising saudi arabians that i would join them for traditional saudi arabian meal tonight knowing full well that i had other plans

(i had figured that they were drunk, and would forget, but i later discovered that one of them wasn't drinking at all, and he's the guy with my number)

― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

muslims don't drink silly

― jessie monster, Saturday, 2 June 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

well, Ali doesn't drink, that's for sure. Habib, Fahad and Faris (sp?) definitely drink, though, daaaaaaaaamn.

― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

i was cagey, though, and told them i'd be in the mountains all day (which will be true once i actually leave the house), and might not be back in town in time.

― river wolf, Saturday, 2 June 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

CIO SQUIRRELL LEAPING ONTO MY ARM! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!

― lxy, Saturday, 2 June 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

(sorry to yell but that was fucked up.)

― lxy, Saturday, 2 June 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

ishmaili (sp?) muslims sure like a drink

― 696, Saturday, 2 June 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

CIO accusations of classism, accusations of being fake on progress thread and dr. who thread respectively

(fully braced for reprisals)

― Just got offed, Sunday, 3 June 2007 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

ps. i know squirrel is spelled with only one L. i guess that thing was so frightening it required an extra letter.

― lxy, Sunday, 3 June 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

xp
heh, you are otm on that thread.

― Frogman Henry, Sunday, 3 June 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

the who thread that is.

― Frogman Henry, Sunday, 3 June 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry if it's too big....

http://a307.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/40/l_5d6eef67a5b8fa8055c944af77034af2.jpg

It's just a weird angle of me...so I love it.

-- Aja, Monday, 4 June 2007 03:51 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

CIO fake aja.

― Pashmina, Monday, 4 June 2007 09:10 (eighteen years ago)

haha I was wondering if Aja had started posting on ILX again while I was on vacation. Somebody should start a thread called "What?".

― nickalicious, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

ok yeah this Aja must be fake

:'(

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

fake Aja why u braek curt1s' heart

― jessie monster, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

I still have Tuomas and Wrinklepaws to hold onto

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

CIO staying up late.

CIO migraines

― stevienixed, Monday, 4 June 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

people who don't seem to realize that lolcats are just kitschy "hang in there, it's almost friday!" office-culture bullshit and keep sending me photos culled from icanhascheezburger.blog

CUT IT OUT, SHIT IS NOT FUNNY

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

meme has shot wad, jumped shark, etc

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

to be honest, i think "jumped the shark" as a phrase is played and has become reflexive. WE NEED NEW YOUTH CULTURE PATOIS

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/memeshotwad.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

LOL.

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

elmo OTM

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/jumpedshark.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

that picture is rly old

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/collarcat-1.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

CIO Firefox's "find" function being case sensitive - when the fuck did that start happening?

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

when you checked the box turd burgler

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/cio.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/weneednew.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

ed3 u my hero

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

aw thanks man.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/lolcatsislikecaptialism.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

haha. That's pretty funny.

The LOL80s thread is really, really not funny tho

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

wow

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

LOL80s has some clunkers but that Prince one rules

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, that one's good. I still don't understand the all round "this thread has affirmed my life" vibe though.

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

I don't understand trayce

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/thatwhichcannotbemasticated.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/prepare.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/uliek.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/oyes.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

okay I'll stop now

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

or cut it out, as the case may be

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

thank you ^_^

― ☪, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that all kind of blew my mind - more noiselolcats is the only way to go - edIII = check mark check mark check mark sunshine sticker with a happy face on it

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

when you checked the box turd burgler

never checked said box - can't even find said box

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

Er, uh, found it

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

doh

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

okay one more for rrrobyn then

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/subversivecat2.jpg

― Edward III, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

cio the word turdburgler

it always conjures the mental image of mc donald's hamburgler reaching up into people's business

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah that is not okay.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

he told me it was

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

haha subversive cat is my favourite now!
also, i really like collarcat b/c it starts with also,

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

PUPPIES

― Yerac, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

wait...in kitty pron cats put clothes ON?!?!

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

― Jordan, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

cio people whining about their long distance internet relationships. get on a plane already.

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

^ who

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

here - I have not had sodomy in a month and never will again maybe

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

ok that was just a guess

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

ruby someone and trayce a little

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

ugh long distance relationships, will not be doing that again ever.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

^ COSIGN

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

cio:

is she dead yet?

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 20:11 (23 minutes ago)

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

i like lolcats because i like excuses to look at picture of fuzzy animalses looking fuzzy and animalsesy. so yeah, elmo basically otm.

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, that lol80's thread is maybe only 1/16th funny.

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

actually the 80's thread made a lot of the lolcat memes seem less funny ><

― bnw, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

lolcats are the greatest thing to ever happen to my life

― chaki, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

ban chaki

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

wah lolcats are not funny. wah jump the shark is played out. stop hating good things.

― chaki, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

i am thinking about it

xpost

i am banning him

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

;(

― stevie, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

chaki otm

― Jordan, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck u guys, geez.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

if by good things you mean things that once had a spark of humor that have since been doused by salivating boingboingers, then yes, i hate good things.

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

or should i say WONDERFUL THINGS

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

lol80s is so 90s.

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

i will never get tired of cuet cat pictures, regardless of whether or not they have stupid captions on them

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

or cuet dog pictures, for that matter.

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/my-owner-say-he-b-r-b.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/876o-well-8-morr-2-go.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

cio the word turdburgler

it always conjures the mental image of mc donald's hamburgler reaching up into people's business

yes, clearly dorito breath was the better choice of insult here.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

cheetos hands

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

funyun fingers!

― tehresa, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

blame johnny fever for the unfunny on the 80s fred. dude is the 07 lord custos

― creme1, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

that thread quickly becomes victim to severely diminishing returns (after the fiftieth "my ___mans let me show you them" or so)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

I really shouldn't have posted that Jesus Jones one

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/hang-n-therr-baby-it-almost-day-of-lordz.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

It's all over facebook. Like lolfriendz etc.

― Drooone, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 05:42 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus my site bandwidth's jumped by over 200mb in a day, and Ive only posted 2 images. I'm gonna have to delete them I think.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

And srsly even I am a bit over 90% of that thread now.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

ok, these people are all on one thread, now let's blast them out the airlock!

jarvis cocker "pop is dead"

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 08:50 (eighteen years ago)

seriously

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

I like that if you mention Jarvis Cocker suddenly everyone on Britisher Island has an opinion.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

it's funny. dude says something kinda dumb and everyone falls over themselves furiously trying to prove they don't care.

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out tsp.gov not letting me log in. i've got enough anxiety as it is, let me do what i need to do please.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

cio lack of cabs in my neighborhood making me an HOUR late for work >:-O

― deej, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

deej, where'd you move to? because i can't imagine damen/chicago intersection lacks cabs.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i moved to humboldt/logan

i used to be able to get a cab in ukranian vill. w/out a problem, i can only imagine its because i'm west of western ave now

― deej, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

honestly i liked ukranian way more as a neighborhood but a bunch of my friends live in logan now so i was tired of having to take 30-40 mins just to visit someone

― deej, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i moved to humboldt/logan

isn't humboldt sacramento north of fullerton? consider yourself fucked cabwise anyway. your best bet would probably be to go down to milwaukee and fullerton. there are always tons of cabs heading south on milwaukee (at night anyway), i can't imagine they're all starting at california.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

dude yr fucked. i once stood on the corner of cali and armitage (my corner) for something like 20 minutes waiting for a cab

― river wolf, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

i'm going to a party around there this weekend, cali & shakespeare.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

im throwing a party around there this weekend

not that one tho

― deej, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

WTF @ "ThatNickGuy"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

those lolcat and lol80s threads are like gorging on candy for a day. i still laugh at the best ones (dan's are pretty ace)

― stevie, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

the 'my adidas let me show you them' was pretty good

― deej, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

curtis's are great

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

skot's summer listening party [Started by scott seward, last updated 1 hour ago] 21 new answers

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

u mad

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

cio me having had too much too strong coffee
i can feel my veins moving

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

what kind of person hates on a scott seward photo thread?

― gr8080, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

yeah really.

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

cio cioing skot picture threads.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

cio: current software build process being a slow whore; I want to leave and eat tapas

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

CIO: BUILD ERRORS 20 MINUTES INTO THE BUILD PROCESS

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

CIO people I know acting their age and not in a good way :/

― Trayce, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

(CIO me being a horrible bitch ugh)

― Trayce, Thursday, 7 June 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

Hey folks,

I have the opportunity to get tickets to either Rush on June 13 or Fall Out Boy
on June 14 at Hi Fi Buys Amphitheatre. Is anyone familiar with either of them
and give me a heads-up. Which would you pick, what type of music do they play.
Also would anyone be interested in buying these tickets a pair. Make me an
offer. Thanks

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 7 June 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

CIO FACEBOOK and the WAR ON FREE SPEECH:

"The group "If this group reaches 10000 members I'll let little Maddy go" has been removed because it violated our Terms of Use. Among other things, groups that are hateful, threatening, or obscene are not allowed. We also take down groups that attack an individual or group, or advertise a product or service. Continued misuse of Facebook's features could result in your account being disabled.

If you have any questions or concerns, you can contact us at warn✧✧✧@faceb✧✧✧.c✧✧ from your login email address."

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 June 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha did you start that group??

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)

no, but i partially inspired it. the girl who created it did so after i provocatively changed my facebook status. she made some appreciative comment on my wall, then unleashed hell.

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 June 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me giving a shit about damien hirst and the dweebs who respect him when i have much better things to do

― river wolf, Friday, 8 June 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

^ squared

― river wolf, Friday, 8 June 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

"skot's summer listening party"

you cut it out! that thread is just what i am listening to at the moment. IN PICTURE FORM. i have moved beyond the world of words. unless you pay me for them, of course.

― scott seward, Friday, 8 June 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

5th fav VU

― Just got offed, Friday, 8 June 2007 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

scott, your picture threads are uplifing.

c.i.o. me staying up for 40 hours

― strgn, Friday, 8 June 2007 11:06 (eighteen years ago)

Scott's picture threads are great!

CIO terrible stomach ache

― Pashmina, Friday, 8 June 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

cio continued lack of justification for no admin log on this thread:

can we ask about admin log here w/o getting threads locked?

Last I checked "cuz we don't wanna" wasn't generally enough to establish a firm stand on an issue.

― John Justen, Friday, 8 June 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

I don't even know who Damien Hurst is. Is he British?

― nickalicious, Friday, 8 June 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

yeah

― dmr, Friday, 8 June 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

previously best known (I think) for his pickled 'n' cross-sectioned animals

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2001/05/29/hirst.jpg

― dmr, Friday, 8 June 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

cio 4 weeks into job still not knowing how the fuck to write Kaneva scripts

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out, multiple sclerosis, demyleinating the nerves in my brain and shit.

― Trip Maker, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 8 June 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

okay, Trip Maker, how the hell am i supposed to complain about my minor back pain now? way to up the ante, dude!

― scott seward, Friday, 8 June 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

MS? Oh god :(

― Trayce, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

cio paris fucking hilton, people talking about paris fucking hilton, people caring about paris fucking hilton.
CUT IT OUT

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 8 June 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

Trip Maker, my sister has MS. Do you do injections?

― Maria :D, Saturday, 9 June 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

Close friend of mine got diagnosed w/MS a few years ago. Sorry dude.

― John Justen, Saturday, 9 June 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

cio mosquitoes

― get bent, Saturday, 9 June 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

:( MS :(
you've prob heard a lot of advice from a lot of people - but it is the internet and we must share teh information - my mom has it but is doing well - she has a prescribed nap in the early afternoon, which kinda does wonders, but the main thing is that she follows this ms diet - http://www.ms-diet.org/ - and really really helps. the w33d also agrees with her but she doesn't use it every day let alone all day.

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 9 June 2007 06:21 (eighteen years ago)

Thats quite interesting. How does w33d help? Ive heard that before. Does it dull the nervous system or something?

An ex of mine's mother had MS. She got put on a certain medication that cleared up the tremors, but it sent her into a psychotic episode, unfortunately :( So she had to quit it.

― Trayce, Saturday, 9 June 2007 08:34 (eighteen years ago)

in full disclosure mode too, my dad had MS. watching him struggle through it to achieve everything he did (a family, a career) was one of the most inspiring things i ever saw.

― stevie, Saturday, 9 June 2007 10:13 (eighteen years ago)

and w33d definitely helped. i wish i smoked when he was around, because that might have been fun. (and he passed away from circumstances unrelated to the MS, i should point out)

― stevie, Saturday, 9 June 2007 10:14 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry to hear that Stevie :(

― Trayce, Saturday, 9 June 2007 10:39 (eighteen years ago)

CIO everyone going on and on and on about how 'shy' or 'introverted' they are, or at least keep it to one thread

― Just got offed, Saturday, 9 June 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

you might want to look into a little introversion, heard good things

― sanskrit, Saturday, 9 June 2007 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

mmhmm

― Just got offed, Saturday, 9 June 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

Louis I love you but I've chosen BIG HOOS

― sanskrit, Saturday, 9 June 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

thanks, trayce. i just wanted to make it clear he didn't die from MS, because that probably wouldn't be comforting to trip maker at all.

i do kick myself abt the w33d tho. damn you ian mackaye!

― stevie, Saturday, 9 June 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

CIO everyone going on and on and on about how 'shy' or 'introverted' they are, or at least keep it to one thread

well my thread IS about "assertiveness" and how i want some more of it. in order to be less shy in the future and all. because shyness is nice but shyness can make you quote morrissey.

― get bent, Saturday, 9 June 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ that song has been in my head for the last two days, thanks a lot

― river wolf, Saturday, 9 June 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

CIO people introducing their meaningless polls with the words 'someone had to do it'.

― Just got offed, Monday, 11 June 2007 10:07 (eighteen years ago)

Maria, I'm taking weekly injections of Avonex (Interferon Beta 1a).
Been on it for 3 years now. It sucks, but I guess it's helping.
Eating right certainly helps (thanks for the link rrrobyn) and yoga and exercise and I smoke hella w33d.
I do okay, I try not to complain too much cuz, hey, I can walk!
Shit gets on my nerves, though.

― Trip Maker, Monday, 11 June 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

Shit gets on my nerves, though.

heyo!

― river wolf, Monday, 11 June 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

(just a bit of fun...wish you all the best, dude)

― river wolf, Monday, 11 June 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

The pun was intended :)

― Trip Maker, Monday, 11 June 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

CIO jetlag coupled with migraine

― nathalie, Monday, 11 June 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

(just a bit of fun...wish you all the best, dude)
oh, I see what you did there.
I'm not funny on the internet.

― Trip Maker, Monday, 11 June 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

CIO my plantar fascitis...but is own fault for stomping my heel down (life lesson perhaps?).

― Laurel, Monday, 11 June 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

cio telling people what they want to hear instead of what they need to hear

― max, Monday, 11 June 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

8080

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 11 June 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

things to cut out for real for me now
- keeping every little freakin thing - why do i have like lanyards from events from 2 yrs ago esp considering as if i ever put a lanyard around my neck in the first place, i do not think so - plus why are these among research? and why is research not better organized?
- procrastinationation
- feeling like i haven't gotten anything done when i actually have - overwhelmed

i did cut out coffee starting yesterday :/ green tea land i live in you now
obv cutting out ilx for a bit tho

― rrrobyn, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

BLUESKI

― gr8080, Monday, 11 June 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

I keep my lanyards, they combine to form one giant all-access lanyard.

― Jordan, Monday, 11 June 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

i did cut out coffee starting yesterday :/ green tea land i live in you now
obv cutting out ilx for a bit tho

yeah, i think i'm going back to tea -- i can't actually do shit when i'm on the demon bean.

and i think ilx may have to disappear in a big way for me here pretty soon

― river wolf, Monday, 11 June 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

yes, taking a month or so off ILX (give or take a post) helped me study for my exams, guys. good luck with your stuff!

― horseshoe, Monday, 11 June 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

cio: I've already read two posts today that included the phrase "hoi polloi". I hope there's not a third.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 11 June 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

i did cut out coffee starting yesterday :/ green tea land i live in you now

Why? Isn't green tea high in caffeine too?

― braveclub, Monday, 11 June 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

it's got about a third the caffeine, and doesn't make you all coocookaka

― river wolf, Monday, 11 June 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

it doesn't seem to wire me and freak me out as much as coffee
i'm taking the no caffeine thing slowly - i mean it prob wouldn't be a good idea to just shut off that tap when facing deadline, so am doing what i can to balance levels
xpost

i know the internet will go on w/o me around but still it calls out

― rrrobyn, Monday, 11 June 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

rrrobyn, it helped me to stop using ILX as a way of pretending my deadline didn't exist--I was posting all day long for a couple of weeks there and it was pretty much because my exams were looming. I told myself I was going to quit the internet full stop, and then of course I didn't, but it did help to develop a daily routine where ILX didn't figure so heavily. it was mostly psychological, I guess is what I'm saying.

not sure if that's applicable to your work, but for what it's worth.

― horseshoe, Monday, 11 June 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

thanks horseshoe, srsly - if it weren't ilx it'd be something else, as i am a pro at the procrastination and denial, when in the end i am actually really good at doing the work and enjoying it, if/when doing the work!

btw i have a sickening amount of notes and photocopies and .docs and .pdfs. but am trying not to think abt that. one thing at a time and forget about perfection.

― rrrobyn, Monday, 11 June 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

CIO my plantar fascitis...but is own fault for stomping my heel down (life lesson perhaps?).

-- Laurel, Monday, 11 June 2007 15:16 (7 hours ago) Link

cosign. mine's been acting up lately.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 11 June 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

i have a sickening amount of notes and photocopies and .docs and .pdfs

I know, right? don't get overwhelmed! you read what you can and then stop thinking about it. sorry to be so bossy, but I identify!

― horseshoe, Monday, 11 June 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

that's the good kind of bossy though :)
i went to yoga and now things don't look so overwhelming/crazy

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

My use of ILX has cut down since bookmarks came in. I suppose that's a KIU really, I scan new answers on the boards I'm interested in once around lunchtime and then just keep an eye on bookmarks. It has freed up an awful lot of time!

― kv_nol, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 07:52 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out itchy legs keeping me from sleeping

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 11:29 (eighteen years ago)

CIO hippies forwarding me myspace messages with pictures of dudes clubbing baby seals in them, for fuck's sake.

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

CIO annoying boss planting flag in MY OFFICE and talking to us and asking us progress reports and stupid questions EVERY TWO SECONDS like wtf you have your own office!!!!

― deej, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry to check you all (this is going to be a little like my Dr. Who intrusion), but I heard one of the singles from this record recently and it bored me to tears. Even accounting for the fact some people love it, how can such simple music account for so much fevered debate?
-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 12, 2007

now that is a dumbo question.
-- the table is the table, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 7:50 PM

It was deliberately gauche; I'd like to see how the ILM dancepop eggheads approach external 'idiocy'.
-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 12, 2007

cut it out, baby momus

― ☪, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

how do I shot dance music thread

― Ronan, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

All I want to know is why there is a 600-post thread dedicated to such laughably uninteresting music?

(this is a genuine provocation, i.e. so that someone will explain WHY it is interesting)

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 12, 2007

http://vivara.net/images/eyepatch.jpg

― ☪, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

CIO my love-hate relationship with cachaca (ow my head)

― get bent, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

CIO my love-hate relationship with chachacha (ow my feet)

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

CIO people calling my kid "BEE-AT-RIS"

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

wait is it bee-a-tree-che?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

or beeps

― river wolf, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

be a tree, che?

we do more "BEER-TRIS"

lets all stick with beeps

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

Beertris would be like Hatris maybe?

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

heeps

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cs.stevens.edu/~dlong/images/beertris-small.jpg

I HAVE PLAYED THIS.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

― Jordan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

we do more "BEER-TRIS"

lets all stick with beeps

-- sunny successor, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 5:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

both those names are lovely but you need to know for a while there i was afraid your child's official name on the birth certificate was Beeps.

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes i wish it was. she gets "Beats" mostly.

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio the GRE being lame and boring.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/13/hospitaldeath.probe.ap/index.html

"May God strike you too for acting the way you just acted," the woman said finally.
"No, negative ma'am, you're the one," he said.

grr

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehhj-0JsKmA

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

cio various ilm people figuring out how to have sex with cartoon mermaids

― The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

err.. i mean ile. sorry ilm people, i know you'd never go there.

― The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

CIO gf leaving to cornell for 6 weeks.

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

"quit leaving for cornell for six weeks all the goddam time, christ"

― river wolf, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

i thought this was nu-bummerz

CIO myself breaking thread protocols

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

no its ok

― river wolf, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

So I was walking back to work from Horton Plaza just now and I saw a one armed dude in a wheelchair who was beggin for change from every passerby in front of me. This is a constant thing in Downtown, and usually I just ignore it. As I walked by him along with maybe 4 other strangers headed in the same direction, he says "hey my man! Do you have any change you can spare?" I didn't glance in his direction and kept on walking. Then, I can feel the creaky wheels of his chair trailing behind me. I don't even look back to acknowledge though. Then I hear him say extra loud, "I'm trying to suck my own dick, can you help me out!" I wasn't sure who he was even directing his comment to, but it struck me as really nutty so I looked back with a "WTF" look on my face. Once he caught my attention he rolled right up to the toes of my shoes and proceeded to go the fvck off on me. He said, "yeah you mr. *I can't hear!* Yallz actin like you didn't hear me the first time, but when I comez with the *suck my own dick comment* yallz hearing aid must ahve kicked in! You fuckn white boyz alwayz be frontin! What yall needz to do is get yallz earz cleaned!"

after this, he immediately starts to mock me implying that I am a snob. He starts speaking with a fake English aritsocratic accent and he says: "ahhhemm, pardon me sir, but I really am quite wealthy and my Mercedez will be arriving shortly"....blah blah blah ..."perhaps you can join me for some toffe and struddle later" blah blah blah.. he jsut starts goin on and on much like this post. I ended up cutting him off mid rant, and I said: "hey guy! I don't have any money that will help you be able to such your own dick, but I'll give you 5 cents if you will go fuck yourself!" Then I flicked a nickle out on to the trolley tracks.

Summary, I am a snob! Fuck that guy!

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 14 June 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

wow.

― tehresa, Thursday, 14 June 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

how much would you have given him to pound his own squak?

― estela, Thursday, 14 June 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

i love toffee and strudel

― max, Thursday, 14 June 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

I never thought to pair toffee and strudel...!

― HI DERE, Thursday, 14 June 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

think harder in the future then, IDIOT

― max, Thursday, 14 June 2007 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

cio fat mustachioed coworker who always wears Hawaiian shirts giving me creepy looks in hall

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

cio: Alfred, Lord Sotosyn. i can't believe you guys hate on Shakey Mo and tolerate this ponce.

curtis: it's called an Aloha Shirt. only tourists call it a Hawaiian shirt.

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

hello shirt!

cio people saying stupid shit like "refi"

― sunny successor, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

thanks steve, I will not commit this faux pas again

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

i gotta go refi my mort before i defaul, brb

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

CIO san diego vacation being unstoppably cloudy.

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 14 June 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't think they had clouds in san diego!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

definitely. marine layer = "june gloom"

― Tim Ellison, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

the couple times i've been there it was relentless nice out. 80 and perfect blue skies every day.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

coastal san diego is all about morning fog, the burn off, then the pre-dusk fog, then the terminal burn-off

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

my friend in SD is a marine lawyer

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

that's my favorite San Diego joke: what do you call an Oceanside prostitute? (a marine layer!!)

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 14 June 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

for those of you keeping score at home, there's a USMC base near oceanside

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

not just any marine base, but the BIGGEST USMARINE CORPS BASE IN THE UNIVERSE.

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

Is there a Navy base somewhere in Virginia?

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

yes, in Hampton Roads/Norfolk

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

norfolk / va beach

it's huge

― dmr, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

― dmr, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

tip of the hat to marine community:

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/6217644_7_2.jpg

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄ ▒█▄█, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

cio making threads in ile that start with SO...

― The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

ILX2.2 really needs a motherfucking http://img9.imagepile.net/img9/98sarcasm.gif tag.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

CIO ghey ILE poles today.

― remy bean, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tomgpalmer.com/images/Polish%20Plumber.jpg

― remy bean, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

yeah you and don weiner

― ghost rider, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

OH NO THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT JAMES SPADER HOWEVER WILL I FIND "RECENTLY ON ILX DREAMS"

― ghost rider, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

JUST A REMINDER - YOU CAN CHECK "HIDE POLLS" IN PREFERENCES

― bell_labs, Friday, 15 June 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha
xpost
also ha i just changed time preferences and am kind of confused b/c i'm no longer subtracting 5 hrs, though this 'yesterday' business would change

― rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

OH NO THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT JAMES SPADER HOWEVER WILL I FIND "RECENTLY ON ILX DREAMS"

yeah - god forbid i find 38 polls listing film credits yanked from imdb sort of stupid

― remy bean, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:00 (eighteen years ago)

it was going to happen sooner or later though

― rrrobyn, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:04 (eighteen years ago)

if there was a poll about what's the best poll i would vote for the robot one.

― estela, Friday, 15 June 2007 06:09 (eighteen years ago)

CIO A foot of water in my back yard and still creeping up inexorably towards the back door.

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 15 June 2007 07:17 (eighteen years ago)

OH NO THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT JAMES SPADER HOWEVER WILL I FIND "RECENTLY ON ILX DREAMS"

-- ghost rider, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:34 PM

go jerk off to michael keaton slashfic you blog dweeb

― gershy, Friday, 15 June 2007 07:30 (eighteen years ago)

not since mickey's "get another big gay tattoo" have i been zinged with such well-researched fervor

― ghost rider, Friday, 15 June 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

JUST A REMINDER - YOU CAN CHECK "HIDE POLES" IN PREFERENCES

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 13:18 (eighteen years ago)

JUST A REMINDER - YOU CAN HIDE POLES IN SNAKES

― Hurting 2, Friday, 15 June 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

The people who are acting like conversations are impossible on poll threads are very perplexing to me.

― HI DERE, Friday, 15 June 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING SORRY I CANT HEAR U OVER THE DIN OF VOTES

― Laurel, Friday, 15 June 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

They suck on ILM because of the _kind_ on conversation they inspire.

― caek, Friday, 15 June 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

it's not that big a deal, i was just hoping it would cut out before it became like 200 threads instead of 50.

― remy bean, Friday, 15 June 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

for those of you keeping score at home, there's a USMC base near oceanside

i will be staying with a friend who lives kinda sorta near camp pendleton. i'll be there july 3-8/9 if anyone is around. we'll be going to the braves/padres day game july 5th if anyone is up for a ball game.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

try a Rubio's fish taco at Petco Park kevin!

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

more importantly, what beers do they serve at petco?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

morbs STFU bad-mouthing shit you haven't watched

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

i know they have Anchor Steam in plastic bottles, those are good

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

i will be drinking anchor steam from a glass v v shortly and that will be most delicious.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

the thing about the polls is that nobody should actually give a shit what the best michael keaton movie is.

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 15 June 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

I JUST HAD ANCHOR STEAM FROM THE GLASS FOR LUNCH

― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

i thought i'd already be anchor steaming but seeing as it's over 90 degrees outside and it's way cooler inside and i'm beat from playing with the dogs in the backyard and i still have some iced coffee left and the cubs game is on i'm content to sit on my couch with my feet up and not write run on sentences for the rest of the afternoon but i'll need some food soon and anchor steam goes really well with food or even without food.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

kevin: straight chilling

― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

it was going to happen sooner or later though

-- rrrobyn, Friday, June 15, 2007 6:04 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i would say this was OTM except i'm surprised it took so long

― sanskrit, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

guys as i just said on that "hide polls" thread, the majority of those threads would've been created yesterday, for fun, with or without polls, they just wouldn't have had polling features in the old days. so this is kind of a lame argument, are you all going to bitch until you get a "hide threads i don't like" feature too? because i mean sign me up when that occurs, i'll killfile 80% of threads, but until then cio, complaining about what threads exist is mad gay.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

tho really i came on here to say cio ppl blaming noize board for shit 94/7!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 15 June 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

who has their panties in a bunch?!?!?! i want to bug them

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

I Must Protest! bored

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys, keep it up keeping it real

― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

cio new lady at work, you are the loudest ~~person~~ entity ever to exist, also why do you talk so slowly on the phone, fuck you

― nickalicious, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

I thought they were mostly blaming DC, not the noise bored, anyway

― El Tomboto, Friday, 15 June 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

kevin: straight chilling

eh, i ran into my upstairs neighbor (with her 1 month old), she said her husband and all around awesome dude could use a night out so i'm putting off my afternoon drunkening until mike gets home from work. which isn't for like 3 hours. and come to think of it he'll want to shower and eat before going out so i suppose i could do some pre-drinks drinks.

noise board: clearing my mind since 2005.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

dude you got set up on a PLAYDATE

― river wolf, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

cio spazzy friends inexplicably cutting off contact

― latebloomer, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

be honest, you know what you did

― The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha actually i think i know what's up (and it has nothing to do with me), but it's really fucking annoying, especially now when things are shitty

― latebloomer, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

in my life

― latebloomer, Friday, 15 June 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

cio so-called "friend" writing stupid bullshit myspace racist rant about mexicans/illegal immigrants.

DELETED.

― latebloomer, Monday, 18 June 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH THE FUCKING MEXICANS ARE THE SOURCE OF YOUR PROBLEMS.

stupid cunt.

― latebloomer, Monday, 18 June 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

i never use that word, and goddamit that bitch made me use it

― latebloomer, Monday, 18 June 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

"mexicans"?

― s1ocki, Monday, 18 June 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

ban slocki

― river wolf, Monday, 18 June 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

i live in greenville, sc. there is a large mexican/hispanic community here, much of it comprised of illegal immigrants (there was a Rolling Stone feature on it at one point even). this "friend" of mine wrote a blog entry outlining the usual "they're stealing our jobs and our freedom" bullshit, "let's round em up" like they're some sort of subhuman scum or something. when the extent of her bad experiences was probably just some Mexican guys ogling her too many times at Wal-Mart.

― latebloomer, Monday, 18 June 2007 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

There are a lot of immigration debate hotbed towns in NJ, including some that I visit for my job, so I tend to hear that stuff from time to time.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 18 June 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

haha fondest memories of driving around in high school and being at stop lights getting ogled by the dudes in the back of pickups going to construction jobs!

i thought the major concentration of immigrants was more towards spartanburg, though?

― tehresa, Monday, 18 June 2007 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

Once I heard a bitchy mid-level court employee lecturing a Mexican mid-level court employee about how "You people come here and take all the jobs." The woman (the one doing the lecturing) is one of the laziest people I've ever seen - she's always on her cigarette break when I show up there, whatever time.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 18 June 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out my roommate's girlfriend having a monopoly on wood in settlers of catan

― max, Monday, 18 June 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

how the fuck am i going to build a road if bitch wont sell to me

― max, Monday, 18 June 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

omg settlers that shit used to be like crack

― river wolf, Monday, 18 June 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

i thought the major concentration of immigrants was more towards Spartanburg, though?

-- tehresa, Monday, June 18, 2007 4:29 AM (47 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

nope, not just Spartanburg. there is such a huge mexican population in Berea (where i live) that it sometimes gets called "El Berea".

i live with my folks in Westcliffe which is a like a comparatively "nice" [South Carolina cracker-speak for "white"] neighborhood in the middle of all that, so i often overhear stupid racist shit from my neighbors on one hand and overhear stupid racist shit from rednecks on the other.

― latebloomer, Monday, 18 June 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

anyway i'll shut up about my retarded backwater state.

― latebloomer, Monday, 18 June 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

oh i understand fully, bloomy. though i never even heard of westcliffe?

anyway... yeah... fuck racist/ignorant ppl.

― tehresa, Monday, 18 June 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

quebec is so racist :(

― s1ocki, Monday, 18 June 2007 05:04 (eighteen years ago)

x-post

Not surprised you haven't heard of Westcliffe, it's just a bland middle class neighborhood near Berea High School off of White Horse Rd. Being in Berea, nobody pays much attention to it. People tend lump Berea in with TR, while people in Berea make fun of people in TR, and people in TR make fun of people from Marietta. And people in Marietta make fun of possums or something.

― latebloomer, Monday, 18 June 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

TRADE ME SOME FUCKING WOOD OR SOMEONE ROLL A SEVEN AND MOVE THE FUCKING THIEF OFF MY WOOD TILE OR I WILL CUT SOMEONES FUCKING NECK WITH A KNIFE

― max, Monday, 18 June 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

i hate this fucking game

― max, Monday, 18 June 2007 05:07 (eighteen years ago)

Max u r awesome.

― Trayce, Monday, 18 June 2007 06:51 (eighteen years ago)

racism being prevalent everywhere shockah.

― gr8080, Monday, 18 June 2007 07:00 (eighteen years ago)

CUT IT OUT, drunk blacking out 2 saturdays in a row :/

i've got to dial it back for a few weeks, i think

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

although from what i am told, i have not done anything regrettable and am generally very fun & amusing in that unconscious state, so there is that

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah but it'd be nice to remember being very fun & amusing!

cio drinking on a Sunday. Awful way to start the week.

― kv_nol, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

Hell yah.

― Trayce, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

All I remember about senior year of college is java Settlers.

― Jordan, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out band i am supposed to play with flaking on practices when i am supposed to play 2 shows with them this week, i think i might bail on shows? arghhh

we maybe practice on wednesday but 1 practice day before show makes me nervous.

― bell_labs, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

I just bailed on a band for flaking on me. I have no time or patience for flaky bands anymore.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

if they were not good friends i wouldnt think twice about bailing :/

― bell_labs, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

re: racism, I actually read an article that explained how workers in China are actually NOT "stealing our jobs" and are more than anything helping the US economy and hurting their own blah blah I'd quote it but I had to give the book back to the library.

― jessie monster, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

i drank 4 mickeys big mouths then decided that i should still go running yesterday. i made it to humboldt park and had to stagger back bcuz i was about to throw up malt liquor

i also spilled some malt liquor from the 5th on some rap cds ... 'authentic'

― deej, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

Linds, are you playing with Disco Very??

― Laurel, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

maybe.

― bell_labs, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

Damn girl I have to leave town & will miss you. :(

― Laurel, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

i am considering it "very tentative" at this point considering i haven't even practiced with them yet!

― bell_labs, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

deej, mickeys? u still in college?

― am0n, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Passed out, sippin on the Mickeys big mouth
With Big Jam baggin on the whole damn house
Penthouse Playin, nigga, who's the Clique?
Hoes like you and her and you to pick
Shabby Bleu, Pimpin Karl you'z the shit
Niggas fuckin hairlines aint moved a bit
Fly in here like flag (Yup)
Jealous muthafuckas wanna call me a fag (No)
Shall I skeet my copy to yo woman in a latex bag?
Got her washin out her panties in my Maytag (Punk)
Nigga stay mad
Beer in the Volvo (Yeah)
I flag ‘em down; gotta show my new logo
He said he love it; now we off to where the hoes go
Cus aint nuttin like some fuckin on a solo
Now what you hoes know?

― deej, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

i donno about where you are but a six pack of malt liquor for 4.99 is a six pack of malt liquor for 4.99

― deej, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

mickey's is better than most. basically the only malt liquors i can think of that aren't horrible are mickey's, haffenreffer, and steel reserve. the rest taste like sickly sweet sick.

― scott seward, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

i drank eight 16 oz POWERMASTER malt liquors one night and woke up on the floor the next day at noon. naked. with no clue as to what happened the night before. shortly after this feat, POWERMASTER was pulled from shelves due to the national pressure of black clergymen.

http://www.naaapi.org/images/powermaster_pic.gif

― scott seward, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

The Crazy Horse malt liquor brand was originally brewed by Heileman Brewing Co. When Stroh's acquired Heileman in 1996, it also acquired Heileman's contract with another brewery to manufacture the malt liquor. Two years ago, Stroh's left the brewing business. John Stroh says he's looking forward to settling the dispute in a way that's satisfactory to Big Crow and the other Crazy Horse heirs.

"We certainly never intended to offend anybody. We are indeed, deeply sorry for any offense we caused the Rosebud Sioux or any other Native American people," says Stroh.

Under the terms of the settlement, Stroh offered a public apology. He also offered a number of items in the name of peace. They include 32 Pendleton blankets, 32 braids of sweet grass, 32 twists of tobacco and 7 thoroughbred horses. Seth Big Crow views the settlement as not only important for the name of Chief Crazy Horse, but also as an important gesture by a non-indian to all American Indian people.

― scott seward, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

i have bad crazy horse memories too. when i first read the above i thought it was an onion story.

― scott seward, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

Steel Reserve is an instant headache

I like Mickey's tho

― dmr, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio unchewed pellet of strawberry lime trident stuck in my throat.

― sunny successor, Monday, 18 June 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

i would never consider drinking malt liquor now when i can afford something that doesn't taste like shit. always thought private stock was the best, mickeys 2nd, ...king cobra 46th,

― am0n, Monday, 18 June 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

ha "powermaster"

― am0n, Monday, 18 June 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

K@thl33n seemed to imply it wasn't tentative @ all!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 June 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

cio me getting food poisoning

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 18 June 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

cio gastrointestinal everything

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 18 June 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

JESUS. FUCKING. CHRIST.

― gr8080, Monday, 18 June 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

that thread reads like an ILM self-parody

cio inexplicable leg pain

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

ugh i am sick and coughing and snotty cut it out it's summer ffs

― river wolf, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

i think i have sand in my vagina today:-(

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

i'm in an inexplicably pissy mood

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

me too

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

I woudln't be if I weren't STUCK AT DESK!

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

I am afraid to CIO my day job, though, because I need it.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

I got caught up in that whole NCAA banning the use of Indian names in collegiate sports argument again.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

cio no p3rc0c3t making me sad

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

cio drunken lifestyle
cio always meeting crazies, of any gender

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

cio me not having any game anymore except when i get too drunk and leave

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

cio me being so bad-tempered!

― lauren, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

cio inexplicable leg pain

-- Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 8:52 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

cio no p3rc0c3t making me sad

-- sunny successor, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 11:48 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sunny knows what's up

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

cio cutting my finger on a plastic salad container one day before going on tour

― Jordan, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

super glue

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

I woudln't be if I weren't STUCK AT DESK!
-- Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 16:33 (1 hour ago) Link

hay laurel i have something for you:

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/iced_budz.jpg

― gr8080, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

Tanks, just the sight is revitalizing. Now I go back to sending purchase orders.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

I has a bucket

― dmr, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

Best Use of Ice Bucket Award goes to gr8080, natch.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 19 June 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

the death of magazines i liked even tho i rarely bought them anymore. (dragon/dungeon and now punk planet.)

no future, no future, no future for groo.
m.

― msp, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 03:22 (eighteen years ago)

DRAGON AND DUNGEON ARE GONE? Whoa - my ex-roommate is gonna be bummed!

― David R., Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

PS - cio me beefing about comix like the CBG I'm turning into, appearance-wise

― David R., Wednesday, 20 June 2007 04:13 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out old guy in coffee shop streaming video and shit so that bandwidth is used up

― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf are you tech savvy¿ are you on a mac? install dsniff and use tcpnice

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

i am savvyish. and yeah, on ancient PB. i'll check that stuff out; i like learning new shit anyway!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

awww, neither one is on Fink :(

― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

ugh fink

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

i'm gonna have to install a lot of stuff, looks like

― river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure fink's actually great but until I find another reason to play sysadmin on my home computer and start pulling down packages it will always remain associated with the broken gcc on my old powerbook which drove me half-insane

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

fink sucks, use darwinports or something else

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

hi tom!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

cio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCAeq5kE0Ko

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

cio me acting like a 16 year old fucking whiny teenage stupidhead. Jesus fucking christ.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

Also cio me taking out my frustration by being mad at my cat and smacking her too hard :(

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

aww kitty ;_;

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

Shes fucking with my blinds again though! grrrhhrr.

I'm such a bad mom :/

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

you're not a mom

― river wolf, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

you own a cat

― river wolf, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

WTF ever. I'm not one of those coochiecoo cat lady types anyway.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

'you're not a mom,' said the wolf sternly, 'you own a cat.'

― estela, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

my cat and i are at odds tonight too.

― s1ocki, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

:D estela.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

CIO tears.

― nathalie, Thursday, 21 June 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

Woah Nath, you or Ophelia? Best wishes either way!

― kv_nol, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah sympathies from this quarter certainly.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

cio me being at work. ugh this last bit between lunch and 5:30 is killing me cause after that i'm off for 4 days!

― tehresa, Thursday, 21 June 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

cio breakup of long distance r

― deej, Thursday, 21 June 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

or do i mean kiu? cio confusion

― deej, Thursday, 21 June 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

cio only having one deli and one cafeteria to choose from for daytime sustenance that doesn't come inside a foil wrapper

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 June 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

/me learns to buy microwaveable burritos in larger volume next time and put in man-purse occasionally

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 June 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

oh god lunch boredom is the worst. i am sorry, tomboto.

― tehresa, Thursday, 21 June 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

cio I hate my job and I want to change my major and I don't know how to do any of this shit properly and I haven't made any fucking progress at all for the past two weeks and I have to stay with it for the rest of the summer or my school will get pissed off at me and I don't want to get fired and if I don't do *something* then it's gonna fuck up my supervisor's research but I don't know how and I don't know where to get help and I've asked the people who made this engine how I'm supposed to write scripts and they told me and I still don't understand and they've ignored all of the questions I've asked them since then and I don't even know what I want to do with my life anymore

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

CIO JEB

― deej, Thursday, 21 June 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

cio guy in library with chronic cough

― get bent, Thursday, 21 June 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

also pls see a doctor, you don't sound too good

― get bent, Thursday, 21 June 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

:( Curt1s.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

cio me drinking myself towards an early grave. I am seriously not in a good place and I think I need to see a head doctorb.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

:-(

― latebloomer, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio brother joining the army full time and moving to kentucky

― latebloomer, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

DOCTORB MORBIURBS

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

whoa why did yr brother go active duty NOW

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

that goes on what the shit, not cut it out, maybe both though

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

cio ppl not understanding the term "redhead" or "sitcom"!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

well, i believe his main rationale is because his wife is preggers and he's gonna need a more stable job than his dayjob wich he hates anyway, etc. etc. but i dunno. it sounds like a bad idea to me but who am i to tell him what to do with his life.

― latebloomer, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

we grew up around the military and i can't imagine wanting to be around it any more must less join it, but he's not me.

― latebloomer, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

sorry curtis

― jergïns, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

cio music industry financial nosedive making me consider getting masters in whatever and working for teh man.

― John Justen, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

Srsly, like feeling of impending doom growing stronger every day.

― John Justen, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

CIO high blood pressure fuck I'm too young for this shit.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) (: (: (: (: (: (:

― am0n, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

ooh i need to check my BP

― river wolf, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

*phew*

― river wolf, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

subject to change, however, since i just mowed a stack of ritz + peanut butter

― river wolf, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

cio lame heartache and pining for who she was six months ago, and not who she is now

― stevie, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

i hear ya, it always sucks to lose someone to dave matthews over the summer break

― latebloomer, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

wait i just stepped inside circa '98 time warp weird

― latebloomer, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

cio me making light of others' misery:-/

― latebloomer, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

cio things in general. A change for the better would be nice!

― kv_nol, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

hah bloom i was thinking sort of the same thing... how i long for the days when 6 months was "long" enough to "change" someone. now it just seems like a week's past.

― tehresa, Thursday, 21 June 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

oh man i shouldnt be reading this

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 21 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

~~six months~~ four years

― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 21 June 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

cio loads of friends breaking up at the moment.
also cio the fucked rifts it's all causing.

― Drooone, Thursday, 21 June 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

That's never fun :(

― kv_nol, Thursday, 21 June 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah wtf is going on this year with that. god.

― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

this is why facebook is a stupid idea

― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 21 June 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

Very much otm, that said, learning to block people is a good thing after things go pearshaped.

― kv_nol, Thursday, 21 June 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

But her recent behavior has reminded me of that e-mail conversation, and I've been wondering if I was right last fall to have tried to forgive and forget, or whether I should've just written her off back then as well. As we noted yesterday, though, that's a hard thing to do on ILX.

-- jaymc, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 2:00 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

qft

― That one guy that quit, Thursday, 21 June 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out little node of fibrous tissue on my bicep that has been annoying the living shit out of me

i cut it out, literally, like at the dermatologist this morning

so cut it out fresh incision & tight sutures on arm fucking with my flow @ dance class

probably should have sat it out today

motherfucker

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 22 June 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

shit is all nasty looking right now.

reminder to self: even minor, non-invasive surgery is STILL SURGERY.

:( :(

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 22 June 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

CIO TONSILITIS PREVENTING SLEEP

past four nights i've perhaps slept 10 hours total

― Just got offed, Friday, 22 June 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

Is "Tonsilitis" some sort of new young britisher slang for poppers?

― John Justen, Friday, 22 June 2007 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

NO IT IS SLANG FOR TONSILS COVERED IN WHITE PUSSY GROWTHS + REALLY FUCKING HURTING WHENEVER I SWALLOW + NOT LETTING ME SLEEP

i r tetchy cat

― Just got offed, Friday, 22 June 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha u got da monkey pox

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 22 June 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

pussy growths

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 22 June 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

WHITE PURULENT GROWTHS, even

i do not have these http://online.sfsu.edu/~amandal/Cat.jpg all over my mouth

― Just got offed, Friday, 22 June 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.stanford.edu/group/virus/pox/2004vanya/monkeypox1.jpg

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 22 June 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

cio my brain completely caving in over everything happening everywhere right now

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

hey, at least you got some kind of life support; you're still in school. imagine the same bullshit 5 years down the line without any sense of maturatation ever happening, and -- then -- you got cio bait.

― remy bean, Friday, 22 June 2007 04:42 (eighteen years ago)

CIO universe fucking over everyone I care about so much will you? Please please STOP IT.

― Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

remy let's drink some time, i got ears.

― strgn, Friday, 22 June 2007 04:44 (eighteen years ago)

right on. i gotta go babysit for the children of hereditary celebrities tomorrow, tho.

― remy bean, Friday, 22 June 2007 05:05 (eighteen years ago)

haha damn. (awesome.) wat is your email

― strgn, Friday, 22 June 2007 05:35 (eighteen years ago)

Hey remy sorry I bailed on you on msn just before, work grrrr.

― Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

remy let's do something this week.

― get bent, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:15 (eighteen years ago)

or next week. i forgot it's friday already!

― get bent, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:15 (eighteen years ago)

cio post-tears headaches

― nathalie, Friday, 22 June 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

jooooooody. i would like to hang. and year yr brazil stories. we shld drink

― strgn, Friday, 22 June 2007 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

oh lord have i ever been tonight

― strgn, Friday, 22 June 2007 10:55 (eighteen years ago)

haha time zones! strgn still up from booze when i have already slept 5 hours and am up for the day. i don't know why this amuses me so.

― tehresa, Friday, 22 June 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

chortle

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 22 June 2007 11:40 (eighteen years ago)

cio stupid flu/cold whatever. is 101.8F bad?

― sunny successor, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

it's bad if you don't do anything about it

CIO yearly parking permit for school costing $552. what the shit.

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT

― river wolf, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

cio being so depressed and unsupportive of ex bf's new house and life.

― Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

vahid otm

only here it's $561

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

cio breakup w gf causing me to act like high school boy around rebound girl

― deej, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

bra-snapping?

― s1ocki, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

now shifting from 'rebound girl' to 'potential rebound girl' and soon 'girl annoyed by me'

― deej, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

metaphorical

― deej, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

― deej, Friday, 22 June 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

Overnight parking permit at BU: $1,040.80/yr

― jessie monster, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

cio not being able to control my gmailing impulses :/

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

cio being so depressed and unsupportive of ex bf's new house and life.

burn it down, might make you feel better

― Edward III, Friday, 22 June 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://media.npr.org/programs/newsnotes/features/2007/05/lopes_200.jpg

― Ms Misery, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

jooooooody. i would like to hang. and year yr brazil stories. we shld drink
oh lord have i ever been tonight

i was drinking last night too -- pints of newcastle at the cat & fiddle.

― get bent, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

solution to avoid drunk emailing is making your gmail password include accented characters and don't save it

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

cio gabbneb posting to threads that were funny once and making them unfunny

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 22 June 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

francophile friend Julia tipped me to Genial Julien's cover of 'Moi Lolita'

http://www.wideo.fr/player/?csig=iLyROoaftcok&sig=iLyROoaft4cP#a_playlist

& his cover of 'like a virgin', 'When you hold me, and you rape me, I love you, Ma!'

http://www.wideo.fr/channel/iLyROoaftcok.html#a_playlist

so this goes on the 'cut it out' thread

― Milton Parker, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

cio me being some kind of shit addiction rather than a normal person to talk to.

― Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

what does that mean?

― sunny successor, Friday, 22 June 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

trayce is addicted to shit?

― get bent, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Too complicated never mind.

― Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

julien is funny

― ☪, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

cio ILE seinfeld rape thread WHO GIVES A FUCK.

― John Justen, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

trayce cio contributions are almost all extremely vague and depressing!

― deej, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Yes they are so cio me being on ilx sorry.

― Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

no longer vague but still quite depressing!

― deej, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

trayce is cool and I hope that she simply walks away from the shit

― Milton Parker, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

rewatch your favorite season 3 episode of babylon 5, perhaps this one: http://www.midwinter.com/lurk/guide/053.html

― Milton Parker, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

You are v perceptive Milton :) Thanks.

― Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me having to update extremely poorly-designed & buggy database on a friday afternoon

― bell_labs, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

bell labs, would you like to discuss databases with tombot?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

Ugh dont u hate last minute Friday shit at work.

― Trayce, Friday, 22 June 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

EVERYONE ELSE IS LEAVING EARLY grrrrrrrrrrr

― bell_labs, Friday, 22 June 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

cio me forgetting to eat lunch because of aforementioned lack of options and then spacing the fuck out for three hours every afternoon

― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 June 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

cio me forgetting to not space out 24 hours a day

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

cio two rape threads on ilx right now

― Mr. Que, Friday, 22 June 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

omfg parking office cut it the hell out

they wouldn't sell me a 12-month academic permit because it would be split between AY 06/07 and 07/08 ... so i had to buy a pro-rated monthly rates permit covering between now and aug 31 and then a 10-month permit covering the normal school term to june 31 2008, for a grand total of ... $598

admittedly nowhere near as bad as boston university, but still, fuck this shit!

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 22 June 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

I hope Big HOOS becomes ILX's resident googler for rape stories, and that they become regular ILE staples like kingfish's right-wing blog surfing and Ned's Iraq horrorshows

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

cio: me sitting in a coffee shop across the street from this

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1408/585643700_db0c4d8bbf.jpg

― get bent, Friday, 22 June 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

omg. that's crazy. i was just at the record store and i couldn't get over how ghey and ridiculous that white stripes album cover is. i was in awe.

― scott seward, Friday, 22 June 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

a penguin made out of buttons would have been a VAST improvement.

― scott seward, Friday, 22 June 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

trying to decide if that is more or less ridiculous than the "socialist action"-style fake newspaper they made to promote the pharoah monche album

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 22 June 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

cio everyone and everything in the known universe pissing me off for no apparent reason

― latebloomer, Saturday, 23 June 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

that icky thump song isn't very good

― Tim Ellison, Saturday, 23 June 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

is that a Tower Records?

― milo z, Saturday, 23 June 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

Why am I only on this thread twice? My annoying posts must be bland.

― Tape Store, Saturday, 23 June 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

the white stripes album is called 'icky thump'?? all i know is that they're playing a show in every cdn province and i only know that b/c i have friends in whitehorse

i might start keeping up with teh news and things again, i was thinking the other day, b/c i'm doing this radio show now and should prob be up on, y'know, things

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 23 June 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

crepey kenanesque guy at the playground today taking photographs of kids running around. he also wore run dmc/seinfeld's dad/sopranos/30 rock hipster dude chunky frame glasses.

― sanskrit, Saturday, 23 June 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, i'm sure he meant well, but that doesn't mean the guy jacking off to dude's flickr account does.

― sanskrit, Saturday, 23 June 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

"b/c i have friends in whitehorse"

the awesome doom band!? or wait is that a town in canada?

― scott seward, Saturday, 23 June 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha posts very much in character

(i mean, i wish! but yeah the town in canada)

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 24 June 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

(it is the capital of the yukon territory!)

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 24 June 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

the whitehorse double album thing is very good if you like that sort of thing. unfortunately they won't be playing in canada. i think seattle is as close as they are getting:

http://www.20buckspin.com/bands/whitehorse/whitehorse.shtml

― scott seward, Sunday, 24 June 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

whoa! if all doom metal/noise sounded like that i would listen to more doom metal/noise i am 100% sure of that
(they will be in boston too soon but boston is still pretty far from where i am :/ i think montreal wld dig them tho)

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 24 June 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

cio drinking on a Sunday. Awful way to start the week.

-- kv_nol, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:03 (Monday, 18 June 2007 16:03)

kv_nol OTM. Feeling dodge :(

― kv_nol, Monday, 25 June 2007 09:45 (eighteen years ago)

rrrobyn, have you heard monarch! from france? they might have played in canada before. also very cool.

http://www.crucialblast.net/monarchdeadmen.html

they would like them in quebec. i think they howl in french.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v242/shawnette/EmFe.jpg

― scott seward, Monday, 25 June 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

i LOVE the new angelic process album too. husband & wife doom/drone from georgia.

http://myspace.com/theangelicprocess

okay, i'll stop now.

― scott seward, Monday, 25 June 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

CIO: body screaming for more sugar. especially if brane doe not want to offer any solutions.

― nathalie, Monday, 25 June 2007 12:58 (eighteen years ago)

although i will mention that the angelic process are on profound lore, the greatest label in ontario. i love receiving petit paquets from them.

― scott seward, Monday, 25 June 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

are you not allowed to eat sugar?

― scott seward, Monday, 25 June 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

nath is preggers. maybe thats why?

― sunny successor, Monday, 25 June 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

Diabetes risk iirc and preggers

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

oh man a pregnant woman who can't eat sugar that is sad :(

sorry nath

but congrats on being pregaroonie! you'll have an heir and a spare like us!

― scott seward, Monday, 25 June 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

cio me snacking all day and being lazy and wanting a nap even tho i slept til 12:30

― bell_labs, Monday, 25 June 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

cio AIR CONDITIONER IN BUILDING BROKEN

― jessie monster, Monday, 25 June 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

scott - doom/drone/metal is one of the things i really have been wanting to listen to more of! need more heaviness. this is exciting. both those bands sound like what i mean and i will investigate further (there are def some local bands that sounds similar to monarch)

― rrrobyn, Monday, 25 June 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

Oh shit, I eat sugar! Just have to restrain myself from eating a whole pack of brownies. ;-)

― stevienixed, Monday, 25 June 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

give them TO ME!!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 25 June 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out ile, you have become grodey

― homosexual II, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

Y did they all diss your amazon review thing. Bastards. :(

― Trayce, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

That was some next-level point-missing shit, though!

― HI DERE, Monday, 25 June 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

No it wasn't dude.

I was admittedly being a dick, but the point was not hard to get.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 25 June 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

CIO last.fm being so ridiculously broken and not scrobbling any damn thing I play ever. But CIO me for being so nerdy about my scrobbles maybe y/n?

― Trayce, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out people saying "myspazz"

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

otm. its like saying "repugnicans" or "dumbocrats." srsly its not clever and after the fifth time is just annoying.

― max, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

that post about a band called Monarch totally weirded me out, there's a band from Baltimore with the same name and a girl singer/guy drummer not unlike in that picture, but they're super mellow and not metal or from Montreal.

― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

cio osx 10.4.10 not being able to see my external

― gff, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

cio me waiting for new laptop

(cio me debting myself into Bolivia by buying unnecessary laptop)

― David R., Tuesday, 26 June 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

cio osx 10.4.10 not being able to see my external

-- gff, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 3:10 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

FLASH PRAM

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

i haven't done that yet -- support.apple boards had ppl saying that didn't fix it, so i'm less than eager

― gff, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

less that hopeful, i mean

― gff, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

than! shit

― gff, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

support.apple.com boards are full of the biggest fucking crybaby idiots in the world.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

~~support.apple.com~~ boards are full of the biggest fucking crybaby idiots in the world.

― gff, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

What I mean is, one act, no matter what, can't wipe out his successes, I think. The guy was a good wrestler and this doesn't change it.

Probably doesn't make sense, but I'm trying.

-- nathalie, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 1:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

unfair to pick out nathalie, but wtf @ that thread in general.

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

is that the benoit thread?
i stopped reading that earlier this morning

reading...

whoa
ugh

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

the benoit thread is unfuckingbelievable. christ.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

wrestling in general is unfuckingbelievable. like a car crash.

― max, Tuesday, 26 June 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

CIO this year being so horrible all round for everyone wtf is going on hey.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

cio friends and familt members admitting things I always knew but had never heard actually spoken, shattering my fragile world

― mh, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

cio big ass neck forcing me to buy new dress shirt for my interview / wedding / Communion suit

― David R., Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

cio flirting w/women Im not married to

― m coleman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ the benoit thread is fucking horrendous

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio guys pestering me for dates, then begging off with "personal problems"

― sugarpants, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)

cio my so called best friend who I work with for being a whiny, irrational, rude little shit so often I am starting to wonder why I am friends with you at all ;_;

― Trayce, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

cio me being an idiot (this happens a lot)

― get bent, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 06:50 (eighteen years ago)

cio guys pestering me for dates, then begging off with "personal problems"

-- sugarpants, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 9:17 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

what like "nervous exhaustion"?

― That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 08:16 (eighteen years ago)

To be fair, that Benoit thread is probably the most reasonable discussion of the incident on the entire Internet.

Or "to damn with faint praise", whatevs.

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 08:49 (eighteen years ago)

cio me being allergic to swimming pools :(
or at least to actually swimming laps in chlorinated ones. total irritation of sinuses/nose/throat = sneezing, running nose, aagh, all yesterday and continuing this morning after swimming yesterday morning! otherwise have no allergies and haven't had a cold in a really really long time. maybe i should get noseplugs?? i already have earplugs and goggles. sensory deprivation times? there should be more salt-water pools and ozonated pools. but there aren't.

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

it is v hot here - running has no appeal, swimming has all appeal

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

FLASH PRAM

I keep thinking of a Bugaboo.

unfair to pick out nathalie, but wtf @ that thread in general.

I'm crying on my own shoulder now.

― nathalie, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

xpostal

earplugz -- even the most high-tech -- will trap water in yr ears. dry em out instead w/a squeeze of alcohol solution after swimming.

― m coleman, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

I do realize I was talking out of ass on that Benoit thread.

― nathalie, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

cio: officemate STILL not being here at 10:40 but probably leaving around the same time i do tonight anyway.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

wtf why the hell am i listening to 'teenage dirtbag'?? cut it out

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

rrobyn -- may sound strange, but maybe you should try snorkeling in pools?? The mask keeps your eyes and nose out of the water and you don't even have to come up for breath, just keep paddling...

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

snorkeling masks always fill up with water when I use them :(

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

you gotta make sure they fit your face. On dry land, you should be able to hold them to your face by sucking in through your nose.

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

Also don't buy diving masks from drugstores. Spend the extra $15 for a reasonable one.

Has anyone ever snorkeled in some place really deep? I can't do it! I get vertigo.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

cio roommate about to move out on Sunday STILL NOT PACKING UP ANY OF YOUR SHIT.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

ALSO NO YOU CAN'T THROW YOUR BROKEN STATIONARY BIKE INTO THE DUMPSTER.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

cio roommate subletting every time they travel

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

I caught him putting "Skamageddon 3" into my itunes yesterday so he could put it on his iPod.

UNACCEPTABLE.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

I don't recognize anything on that comp! yay!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

ok that is unacceptable, I don't care how long you've known someone

(Why is he moving out??? Is he getting married again?)

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

Broke. Drunk. Crazy.

That mostly sums it up.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

To clarify, him, not me. I'm not broke.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

Has anyone ever snorkeled in some place really deep? I can't do it! I get vertigo.

Dude, I get vertigo when I dip my toes in the deep part of the pool. Like fuck you're getting me in anything deeper than that.

― stevienixed, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

I totally last-minute chickened out on the "Hidden Worlds" cave snorkling tour in Mexico. I have an aversion to corny group activities, but I have a much deeper aversion to the idea of snorkling in a cave that leads to an underground river.

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

free-dive snorkeling is fun. it's basically the same as free-diving but you have better visibility due to the mask. or do you mean scuba JW?

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

yea not scuba.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

i snorkled really deep in the virgin islands. my sister and i were 16/17 at the time and paddled kayaks about a mile from shore (of st john) to surface-dive 20-40 feet at a go. it's one of the most phyisically taxing things i've ever done, and really ill-advised. we're both excellent swimmers, but that was useless against the barracudas that tracked us to the sea-bottom and back. we saw a bunch of weird reef-fishes, sea turtles, small sharks, a blue lobster, etc. but the high point of the day (and one of the scariest things i've ever seen) was an aluminum bodied '50s vintage airplane, barnacle-hulled, with a violent six foot gash in the cabin and a bent wing sticking straight from the murk toward the surface. i can't explain why it was so terrifying, but both my sister and i swam for the surface and headed home with due haste.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

also sand swirled around the airelons and caught filtery sunlight in weird ways that reminded me (then) of paisley.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

I have a much deeper aversion to the idea of snorkling in a cave that leads to an underground river.

Oh shit yeah, I said the same thing the other night when watching Planet Earth 'CAVES'.

― Jordan, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

i snorkled really deep in the virgin islands. my sister and i were 16/17 at the time and paddled kayaks about a mile from shore (of st john) to surface-dive 20-40 feet at a go. it's one of the most phyisically taxing things i've ever done, and really ill-advised. we're both excellent swimmers, but that was useless against the barracudas that tracked us to the sea-bottom and back. we saw a bunch of weird reef-fishes, sea turtles, small sharks, a blue lobster, etc. but the high point of the day (and one of the scariest things i've ever seen) was an aluminum bodied '50s vintage airplane, barnacle-hulled, with a violent six foot gash in the cabin and a bent wing sticking straight from the murk toward the surface. i can't explain why it was so terrifying, but both my sister and i swam for the surface and headed home with due haste.
-- remy bean, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 6:56 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

whoaoh

...i lived on St John's for a month (here), and snorkeled a lot. The deepest water I was in was maybe about 50 feet or so, going around a the point between little and big lameshur bay. loads of color-changing squid and a buffer as big as a microwave (unpuffed!).

then i got stung by a bumblebee jelly and had to pee on my leg.

― river wolf, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

btw, if you want a cheap way to chill in the USVI (in the nat'l park, no less), i highly recommend working at VIERS. you'll have to do a bit of scut (toilets, cooking, hammering, and so on), but free room and board is pretty great, and the setting is pretty unbeatable. i only went to town a few times, but it's easy enough to walk/hitchhike/ride a bike.

wait, maybe i should go back there, what the hell

― river wolf, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

haha punchline!
xpost

that is a great story, remy

oh man so i will be known as crazy snorkling lady at the pool if i wear a snorkle :/ but damn, sneezing & blowing my nose for a day+ is no good. i did not know that about the earplugs - i always get a lot of water in my ears i think mostly b/c there are so many other people in the pool sloshing water around and haven't had a problem with these earplugs trapping water. i will watch that though, maybe just do the alcohol thing.

snorkling = awesome
snorkling in a cave = not so thrilled about

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

it is still v v hot here
i basically just need my own pool

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

no, my own lake

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

cio silly sleeping patterns. fell asleep @ 8:30, woke up again after midnight, have been up ever since. need to be at work in three hours. ugh.

― haitch, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

i did 10 to 10 today, and i wasn't even tired. i'm worried tonight's gonna suck.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

John:

I am about to move this subdiscussion to the HSTNGS thread but um are you actually surprised by this turn of events?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

SKAMAGEDDON IS ALWAYS A SURPRISE.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

SKARMAGEDDON not SKAMAGEDDON

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf that VIERS thing is pretty awesome. thanks for the tip!

― jergïns, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

SHIT NOW MY RUDE BOYS WILL CURBSTOMP ME.

xpost

― John Justen, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously though, "Skarmaggedon"? In My iTunes?

(It's more likely than you'd think!)

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

river wolf that VIERS thing is pretty awesome. thanks for the tip!
-- jergïns, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 10:02 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no problem! i worked/volunteered down there the summer before senior year in college, and it was fucking great, in a very very low-key way. like, did morning chores, went on a walk in the jungle (ruins!), lunch, read a book on the beach while supervising some visiting school group, swimming/exploring, dinner, sitting by the fire or swimming in phosphorescence. it's not, like, EXCITING, but it's great for minimalist time/reading. Finished it off with gentle bender Cruz Bay and Jost Van Dyke (AWESOME, btw).

Go for three weeks, chill, and then do more "active" vacation shit for a few days after.

Plus, it's free!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

did i mention phosphorescence?????? also, pretty college girls sometimes work there! i know this because one in particular is partly why i went!

― river wolf, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

yeah this sounds pretty ideal for a cheap(er) month's vacation

― jergïns, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

there were some sweet cuts that I have fond memories of from some of the skarmageddons

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 June 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

cio being all drunk on wine and not being able to go walk to the dog (my favorite is to go walk the dog when i'm drunked) cause there's a BIG THUNDERSTORM A-COMIN!!! and hey no dog likes to be wet and thunder frightened

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 28 June 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

small sized dogs are such puss wussers

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 28 June 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

THUNDER FRIGHTENED

― river wolf, Thursday, 28 June 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

cio lime Skittle being temporarily replaced by "green slushy" flavor

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 28 June 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

the saddest cio of all

― sleep, Thursday, 28 June 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

waht

This is like when they replaced cherry with that godawful strawberry cream abortion flavor. STOP FUCKING UP PERFECT CANDIES, DIPSHITS

― HI DERE, Thursday, 28 June 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

cio me taking notes in a meeting, instead of underlining an important point, handwriting a <b> </b> around the word.

non-programmers doing html via ballpoint pen = bad look for 2007

― sanskrit, Thursday, 28 June 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)

wow!!

― s1ocki, Thursday, 28 June 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

I think we've all tried to "search" the text of a print newspaper article at least once

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 28 June 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)

strawberry cream abortion flavor
strawberry cream abortion flavor
strawberry cream abortion flavor
strawberry cream abortion flavor

o_O

― Trayce, Thursday, 28 June 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

i'd describe it more raspberry

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 28 June 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

Also wtf does "green slushy" taste like anyway? Wouldnt that still be a lime flavour?

― Trayce, Thursday, 28 June 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

"lost" my car in venice , ca from 7:30 pm - 12:00 and walked for the whole time in the dark past scary scary people inc. a pair of eerie-friendly junkies while i looked for it. eventually called the LAPD (who were surprisingly simpatico) and was told that i should look behind some heavy equipment that had been moved in (seriously, wtf?, at > 7:30? ). so after 4.5 hours of looking i located the corolla behind a jersey barrier that hadn't been there when i parked, and i had to inch it out for the better part of 20 minutes, almost taking off the mirror on the way by. when i finally got home i found my parking space had been taken by a client of the brothel across the street, so i had to sit and wait for him to get his rocks off. (he looked like a young bill cosby!) finally i got inside and took off my shoes to find they were sticky with blood from where i'd ripped the flesh off by walking around the whole damn evening.

― remy bean, Thursday, 28 June 2007 07:18 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus remy :(

― kv_nol, Thursday, 28 June 2007 08:28 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah ow ugh remy :( Glad you found your beloved car though! :D

― Trayce, Thursday, 28 June 2007 10:05 (eighteen years ago)

Oh Remy. :-((

― nathalie, Thursday, 28 June 2007 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

Shit Remy, that sounds like the fucking pits.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

CIO electrical appliance manufacturers making shit that basically cannot be fixed.

CIO Shimano piss-poor spares/parts backup.

I've basically worked all day w/0 to show thanks to this.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

CIO hard-to-remove clotted blood on delivery room floor last night. i got enough to do.

and CIO my Nepalese co-worker leaving early every night so that i have to deal with her bloody birthing tubs. i cry foul!

― scott seward, Thursday, 28 June 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out chick who i hooked up with a few weeks ago sending me cryptic facebook messages at 10AM in all likelihood coked out of her mind

― max, Thursday, 28 June 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

why is she sending me passages from the odyssey??

Los Angeles: Don't let it happen to you...
Between You and XXX

10:49am June 28th
Nine days after our departure from Troy my men and I found ourselves in a strange land and miles from our original course. In order to learn a bit more about this alien place, I sent three of my bravest soldiers on a scouting mission. Unfortunately they learned a lot more than I had counted on.
On their expedition, my men found themselves among natives of our temporary habitat. Like any good host, these natives introduced my men to one of their favorite appetizers: the lotus. A single taste of this native fruit made my soldiers forget everything they had ever know; where they were from, where they were going, everything.
Although many of my other men would have enjoyed this easy way of living at this point, I decided I wouldn’t give them the chance to choose it. For their own good, of course.
Sadly, I had to put the three soldiers in chains and leave them behind. Not only had they lost all sense of obligation and duty, but their sickness could have affected my entire crew. Minus three, we sailed in the direction of our original course.

― max, Thursday, 28 June 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe she likes you?

― Laurel, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

She wants to be your Penelope!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

haha, I can't tell from this one excerpt whether she's trying to be "artistic" or "indecipherable." she definitely wants you, though

― mh, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.tripod.com/shs_odyssey/lotuseaters.htm

http://members.tripod.com/shs_odyssey/tableofcont.htm

“May the force be with you.”

The Odyssey, an epic adventure by the blind Greek poet, Homer, toys with all of the human emotions. Additionally, this timeless story also relates to many blockbuster hits seen during this century. Star Wars, in itself is an odyssey out in the depths of space similarly we have Space Odyssey 2001, Kon Tiki, Apollo 13, Forrest Gump, and many others. The Odyssey, is an adventure, nothing more unless one lives it. When an individual really becomes the lead character such as Odysseus, Luke Skywalker, or Indiana Jones, it does become more than a drama and adventurous story. It becomes real, and part of you. Something one will cherish forever. That is what The Odyssey in itself is. So now join with us as we travel into the heart of Homer’s Odyssey. Just click on the jar to the right and begin our journey.

-This project was developed by the Sandpoint High School sophomores as an out-of-school project for the University of Idaho Ed Tech Quest 2001. If you would like to leave any comments you may E-mail us. And be sure to check out our Works Cited.

― deeznuts, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

For this project, we first had to find an idea for the topic. We decided on The Odyssey because we had learned about it last year in English. Our teacher asked us to construct a website about The Odyssey that could teach her incoming classes the epic in a more "user friendly manner."
Each person was assigned different segments of the journey for which we made a web page. We were able to make this project cross-curricular by creating activities and extensions for most pages. We can now teach about several related topics of The Odyssey and how they can pertain to our everyday lives.
All the graphics we used were free for public use off the internet. Team members also generated images by scanning or from free graphic CDs and Sierra Print Artist Gold program. We did extensive research online to locate information.
Our members learned many new and interesting skills by doing this project. Some of these included using Microsoft Front Page, Microsoft Word, networking features of school network, scanning, altering images, placing audio into webs, and Virtual PC on Macintosh. We also learned how to use online sources for generating interactive activities such as quizzes, java applets, and puzzles. We used the software program in Inspiration to organize and map out our website, and learned principles of layout and design.
As a note, we did this project as an extra activity, entirely outside of class.

― deeznuts, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

padded pantie

― deeznuts, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

she's the daughter of my advisor which makes this a v. :-/ situation.

― max, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

:-/

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

Wasn't that the plot of Revenge of the Nerds 2 ?

― John Justen, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

this is cio not braggin 2007

― gff, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

cio me having like 150 pages of reading and not being terribly pumped up about it (naturally an article called "/\3!+h34 /\/\@4k3+ /\04 h3!4@4chy: /\3+\/\/04k f04/\/\s 0f 046@/\!z@+!0/\" is endlessly fascinating, but you know how it is...)

― get bent, Friday, 29 June 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

I hope it's actually called that

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 29 June 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

whoah there should be a braggin 2007 thread

― river wolf, Friday, 29 June 2007 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

i wld put jbr's crazy google-proofing skills on it

― rrrobyn, Friday, 29 June 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

im on it, rw

― max, Friday, 29 June 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

cio max bragging about how great he is cause he made a new thread

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 29 June 2007 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

cio "i'm seeing someone already" crush showing up on dating site. getting confirmation you were let down easy blows.

― bnw, Friday, 29 June 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

Ouch :(

― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

everything's cool now, but just as a coda to the bullshit of my crappy day yesterday:

after i found the car, got home, bandaged the bloody feet, i fell asleep on the couch. i woke up at 3:30 in the morning with really horrible abdominal pains and spent the next two hours lying on the floor of the bathroom screaming with the most ungodly awful food poisoning known to man. going from both ends like a chinese table cracker on new years. i seriously thought i had appendicitis and would've called the ER if it weren't for my lack of insurance. after getting down to dry heaves and bile acrid enough to cost me my voice for most of today, i fell asleep in the shower before having to wake up for work at 7:30. Today, though, wasn't that bad.

― remy bean, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:02 (eighteen years ago)

You sure it was food poisoning dude? You seem to get that a lot :(

― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:05 (eighteen years ago)

since i was a little kid, i've gotten food-sick 5-20 times annually. years ago i went to a g-tract doctor who told me that i was just super-succeptible to food-borne bacteria and especially staph and if i wanted to avoid getting sick i could stick to eating, like, mashed potatoes and microwaved gravy every night. now, that i worked as a cook at the time seemed to make no difference to him. he gave me belladonna + phenobaribitol pills for Crohns that helped but made me feel like I was underwater, so i never reupped the 'scrip and suffer the occasional night of screaming agony. jaq and ned have been witness to this: i yammed all over the back of jaq's truck last dec.

― remy bean, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:18 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me bribing dj at my thursday night regular bar with promises of drugs and money in exchange for an hour of cheap trick. i could stay home and save my drugs and money for myself.

but the bartender.... wow. knockout.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:27 (eighteen years ago)

i had a horrible stomachache yesterday and i think i got it from some caesar dressing that had gone off. i don't even really like caesar salad. i never order it. and i'll never order it again!

― get bent, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:40 (eighteen years ago)

FACT: caesar salad was invented in tijuana in the 20's

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:43 (eighteen years ago)

i saw a car accident at chicago and oakley on my way home from a bar. actually, i didn't see it, i heard it but when i turned around i saw the driver hand the keys and his wallet to another passenger and that dude tried to tell the woman driving the vw that had the right of way that he was driving. the actual driver started slinking away so i followed him down chicago avenue, when he got to the alley just before western avenue he sprinted away and i couldn't follow. so i went to burger king and got cheeseburgers and onion rings. now i have heartburn.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 29 June 2007 07:44 (eighteen years ago)

cio: coworker that says "top of the morning" in her english accent that i have a hard time believing, despite her insistence on using british english words for things, still being around and being insanely annoying depsite the fact that she quit last week, then took back her resignation, then quit again. and since she is still here, she keep inisiting on saying hi-ya to me despite the fact that i never respond, speak, or even look at her unless i absolutely must (and public statment of my dislike of her).

― bb, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

cio me getting dumped in middle of road in the rain by taxi, getting drenched, and falling over in the dark, losing my glasses somehow and having to stager rest of the way home blind. I still cant see and I live on my own and i dont know wtf to do.

― Trayce, Saturday, 30 June 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

somehow i slowly typed that,

― Trayce, Saturday, 30 June 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

TRAYCE GO TO THIS WEB SITE AND ORDER ONE OF THESE TO HELP YOU

http://www.helpinghandsmonkeys.org/

― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 30 June 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio guy somewhere on our street who has been calling out "WOOOOO" in a weird way off and on for like a week.

― Tim Ellison, Saturday, 30 June 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1QVjALXiwM

― gabbneb, Saturday, 30 June 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

maybe he's a barn owl?

― remy bean, Saturday, 30 June 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

cio DRM licenses expiring right when I want to listen to my Ruckus library

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 30 June 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT CUT IT OUT FUCKWADS TAKING SIMPLE MINDS OFF OF RUCKUS

FUCK

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 30 June 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

CIO ALL-EGGS-IN-ONE-BASKET CRUSHES

― deej, Saturday, 30 June 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

^^ this

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 1 July 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

cio waiting by phone me

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 1 July 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

I'm so mad about losing my glasses they were like, $500 :(

― Trayce, Sunday, 1 July 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

cio waiting by phone me

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, July 1, 2007 12:28 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

^^^THIS

...until a minute ago???

― deej, Sunday, 1 July 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

― river wolf, Sunday, 1 July 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

cio gaining 4-5 lbs in a WEEK

― latebloomer, Sunday, 1 July 2007 06:21 (eighteen years ago)

maybe that should be on BRAGGIN 2007

― latebloomer, Sunday, 1 July 2007 06:43 (eighteen years ago)

depends on whether u got it eating bbq and beers or starburst & dr pepper

― deej, Sunday, 1 July 2007 06:47 (eighteen years ago)

beers and burgers and cereal

― latebloomer, Sunday, 1 July 2007 06:49 (eighteen years ago)

this weekend has been a goddamned roller coaster and all we've done is xchange a couple txts

― deej, Sunday, 1 July 2007 08:13 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm apparently the "weight gain" seems to be a product of a full stomach plus clothes plus massive insecurity on my part.

― latebloomer, Sunday, 1 July 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

cio me being a drama queen

― latebloomer, Sunday, 1 July 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

i have just realized how much like waiting by the phone facebook can be :/

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 1 July 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

waiting by the AIM alert

― deej, Sunday, 1 July 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

waitin' for that next poke

― Just got offed, Sunday, 1 July 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

that doesn't sound gay at all

― remy bean, Monday, 2 July 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/344348674_c9b24062c0.jpg

― remy bean, Monday, 2 July 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

CIO: Me accidentally sending a google chat message to the wrong person! esp. when that person is my editor! SHIT

― Tape Store, Monday, 2 July 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

oh, tapestaws

― haitch, Monday, 2 July 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

i pasted this to my boss by accident:

When I was eleven I wanted to be a JEM doll.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

― sleep, Monday, 2 July 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

Please tell me that's a historical dildo.

xxp

― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

CIO me checking Ebay every five minutes to see if anything else sold.

― milo z, Monday, 2 July 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

CIO me buying stupid shit like a food processor on ebay.

― Drooone, Monday, 2 July 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out gemm and eBay being consistantly disappointing when i'm looking for records. i think a trip to amoeba is in order.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

CIO me lazing around and not doing laundry and not cooking. Or at least if I'm going to laze around I have to be able to stop feeling guilty about it.

― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

fuck me, i just found one of the records i've been looking for but realized i still don't have my debit card. goddamn chase bank.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

cio me always making myself sadder than sad over things I cannot change and will never have. :(

― Trayce, Monday, 2 July 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ otm

― remy bean, Monday, 2 July 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

let go

(srsly! this too shall pas)

― river wolf, Monday, 2 July 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

rw otm, THIS TOO SHALL PASS = probably best advice ever

― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 02:44 (eighteen years ago)

Pas de beerz

― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

A,LS this is worse:

me: But that's ridiculous. Bananas are very popular. I believe they're the top fruit in world...I could be wrong.

― Tape Store, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

the keffiyeh is considered symbol of anti-semitism around here, wearing one can get yr ass kicked

-- PRKLTR (flezaffe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:49 (5 months ago)

THE PEOPLE AROUND YOUR PLACE NEED TO GET THEIR ASSES KICKED

― Heave Ho, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

cio: supreme court

http://www.nytimes.com/imagepages/2007/07/01/washington/20070701_SCOTUS_GRAPHIC.html

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)

more like GRAPHIC SCROTUS

― bobby bedelia, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

cio me catching up on internet ppl's crappy lives when DISTRICT B FUCKIN 13 is on pause in the living room

― El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:46 (eighteen years ago)

no offense to you all but you know BANLIEUE 13

― El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

Get the hell outta here and watch the damn movie. Altho I think the first half is the best, really.

― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

yeah GO WATCH MOVIE

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

Also, the "making of" feature is full of interesting content and how-to and actor interviews that are actually appealing.

― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

cio daet anxiety

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

B13 so much better than internet.

― John Justen, Monday, 2 July 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

Dammit I'm always telling other people "this too shall pass". It doesnt have to apply to myself as well! *shakes fist*. Blergh.

― Trayce, Monday, 2 July 2007 07:02 (eighteen years ago)

cio spending 1 minute more of my life thinking about idiot ILM bullshit

― m coleman, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:22 (eighteen years ago)

fucking cut fucking it fucking out: urinary infection appearing the next day after we stop ophelia with antibiotics. ARGH!

― nathalie, Monday, 2 July 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

rw otm, THIS TOO SHALL PASS = probably best advice ever

-- max, Monday, 2 July 2007 02:44 (8 hours ago) Link

everytime i had a bad lsd experience i would conjure the image of Eleanor Roosevelt saying "this too shall pass". it's very comforting.

― sanskrit, Monday, 2 July 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

cio grinding my teeth with stress all the time without even realising I do it, argh god my jaw.

― Trayce, Monday, 2 July 2007 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

^^ seconded

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

I used to do that and then I stopped for some reason.
It's scary to think about my stress levels as they stand NOW and think that they used to be so much higher. I gave myself the fuckin' shingles a couple of years ago. That shit SUCKED.

― El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

yikes!

i don't think i ever grinded (ground?) my teeth, but i did have a terrible habit of clenching my jaw when i slept and that was no fun. stopped right about the time i freed myself from teh eastman madness!

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

i used to grind them all the time as a little kid

my front lower teeth are very tiny now because of it!

― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

remy and trayce need to go on a date

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

i had stress-induced shingles abt ten years ago, gnarly. thank god it didn't come back -- teh old folks get totally slammed by shingles, so we're lucky. anybody who says stress doesn't cause real physical ailment is fucked.

― m coleman, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

i used to grind them all the time as a little kid

my front lower teeth are very tiny now because of it!

-- strongohulkington, Monday, July 2, 2007 10:21 AM (Monday, July 2, 2007 10:21 AM) Bookmark Link

my dad did this, too. he has very flat, smooth teeth (like they were filed or something!)

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I don't grind so much as clench, feels like I've got some serious TMJ issues right now

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i have no pointy bits on my teeth that should be pointy

― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

i drum with them, dead good it is too

― Just got offed, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

Jess, how do you rip steaks off the flanks of charging water buffalo?!?

― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.electricedge.com/greymatter/images4/dentures.jpg

― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

the byzantine jimmy carter

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

so fly

― haitch, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

I seem to grind my teeth like mad when I'm sleeping (and experiencing stress levels the size of mount everest). I also make these horrible clicking noises as well. This usually happens when I am sleeping on my "bad" pillow. My husband usually pokes me or just says to fucking quit it and I usually do. For five minutes.

― nathalie, Monday, 2 July 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

cio: crazy secretary cornering me so she can bitch for THIRTY minutes about the tenant she just kicked out!

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

legal secretaries are worthless crones who make too much money

― sanskrit, Monday, 2 July 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

IM A LEGAL SECRETARY:(((

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 July 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

sanskrit otm!

i rly don't wanna hear about your fancy ass apartment and maid and how terrible it is that this girl is paying you only 1100 a month when you want 1600 (wtf is this some kind of uws palace!?) when you probably make way more than me and yet never seem to do any work because you are always gossiping about someone/something.

sunny, i think you is exception. mostly i get pissed cause my time is billable so i have to work all the time or they're like 'oh hay you're not billing very much why aren't you working?' when all the secretaries make tons more money than me yet take 1.5 hour lunches and play computer games all day.

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh, im lying. i do play computer games all day long though.

― sunny successor, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

hey, dudes, my sister is a legal secretary

― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

dont make me fight you

― strongohulkington, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

i had stress-induced shingles abt ten years ago

i had it last year. unbelievable dud.

― lauren, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

i don't care whose sister is or isn't a legal secretary, i don't want to get cornered by one to hear that crap when all i wanted was a cup of coffee!

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

fyi my aunt is a legal secretary; i am not secreracist or whatever.

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

haha I am glad this is the "I got shingles and I'm not even old" coming-out thread

― El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

i had shingles in middle school once!

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

my mom had shingles when she was like 45

― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

i was a hysterical wreck at the doctor's office when i was diagnosed. i made him test me for every immunosupressive disease because i was convinced it meant that i was dying, even though he repeatedly told me that there was nothing in my chart to indicate concern, and that he saw upwards of 20 young people a month with it.

― lauren, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

my mom had shingles right after we moved to france in 1985 and it was rly difficult to get good medical care what with us not being french and the language barrier, etc., so eventually our us doctor ended up mailing over the proper medicine for her. man, that was rough - my little sister was 5 months old and then our house got a gas leak and we had to move in the middle of it all!

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

what a nightmare. that shit HURTS, and it makes you kind of nutty for a while.

― lauren, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, she ended up w/ a scar on her forehead, even :-|

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

the keffiyeh is considered symbol of anti-semitism around here, wearing one can get yr ass kicked

-- PRKLTR (flezaffe), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:49 (5 months ago)

THE PEOPLE AROUND YOUR PLACE NEED TO GET THEIR ASSES KICKED

-- Heave Ho, Monday, July 2, 2007

oh, definitely. these people for example:

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6493/147712im4.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4868/147728mf9.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/421/122236ft3.jpg

― ☪, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

oops on the secretary bashing. kind thought it would bite me on the ass as i hit submit

obvs i'm only talking about fancypants law firms where the secretaries do nothing all day except kiss partner's asses

― sanskrit, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

I am surprised I haven't gotten shingles yet! stress + immunosuppressants

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

yes, like mine!
xp!!

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

cio sour grapes professors being crypto sexist :/ www.N3WY0RKUN1VERS1TY.edu/classes/siva/archives/004388.html (unlinked)

― en why ewe employee, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

I watched a horrible movie last week (Higher Learning) while straightening room and I have the same thing to say about it as the photos above, which is: Why are the villians of the play always the cuetest?

― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

cio being hung up on crush :-/ :-/ :-/ bcuz i think the ship has sailed

― deej, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

cio guy who looks and sounds like the pedophile neighbor on family guy who hums to himself at the urinal in the restroom

― mh, Monday, 2 July 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

You can get shingles from stress!? Holy crap. Now I'm going to stress more haha. God, I worry too much.

― Trayce, Monday, 2 July 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

myspace promos in general but in particular:

"Check out the premiere of the new video from Alexisonfire. It's so fresh you can smell it!

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

nick drake being the "hot new music" on the frontpage today was extra rofl

― M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

I missed that. Ouch.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

my sister got shingles when she was two years old. it was scary.

― gr8080, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

Can't get shingles if you never had chicken pox virus, right? I made it to my teens without it and by then there was a vaccine. Time for a booster?

― mh, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

cio cat puking all over my room. fucking hairballs.

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 05:16 (eighteen years ago)

cio seattle mariners. tonight was the first game i got to watch start to finish and they lost 17-3! loosers

― jergïns, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

one of my buddies in high school had shingles; it looked like he was growing scales and he said anything that involved moving his face hurt.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

cio asshole publisher: you aren't happy to hear from me, so please take your shitty copy-and-pasted replies and fuck off..."Very good to hear from you" my ass.

― Tape Store, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

cio missing the memo to not come into work July 4th ;_;

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

OOPS

― jergïns, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

one of my buddies in high school had shingles; it looked like he was growing scales and he said anything that involved moving his face hurt.

-- HI DERE, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 3:05 PM (42 minutes ago)

NOT ME, NAME NAMES.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

Curtis you are a dingdong ;P

― Trayce, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

NOT ME, NAME NAMES.

CH4RL3S FL0W3R

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

jon locking threads which contain posts by his ex-girlfriends, CIO lamestain

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

Ch4rl3s owns the Schmidt brewery now, you know.

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 July 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

xp Because it is the responsibility of even casual nb posters to know all Jon's personal tragi-romantic history before they revive a karaoke thread, apparently? Am not totes unsympathetic w/r/t JW personal drama but I feel worse for Morbs getting snipped at.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Eh, I don't really feel like having that thread stare at me at the top of new answers.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

seriously, revive was clearly bc we had gone karaoke-ing and i did, in fact, sing total eclipse of the heart. has nothing to do w/ jw or his past drama. we should be allowed to revive threads a year later w/out being afraid of lockage.

― tehresa, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Just fucking start a new thread. No more discussion.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

dude that's kinda pathetic

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://hemi.nyu.edu/cuaderno/politicalperformance2004/colonialism/colonialism/imperialism.gif

― remy bean, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

stop having all girlfriends post to ilx! kthx xoxo

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

well I would hope that he's already learned that lesson

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, this shit is top secret from now on.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

Although to be fair, n.v. googled me down

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

Ch4rl3s owns the Schmidt brewery now, you know.

NO I DID NOT KNOW THIS, WAHT

― HI DERE, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

JOEK.

― John Justen, Thursday, 5 July 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

CIO
-------------- Begin seller message ---------------------

Hi Jonathan,

I apologize however we were sold out of the style that you ordered on Amazon.com when you placed your order. We have attempted to place a special order with the manufacturer however unfortunately they informed us that this style is on back order for possibly one to two weeks. We do check with them every day and usually they come into stock earlier than later, however I just wasn't sure if you would be willing to wait or if you needed me to cancel your order. We are very sorry for this inconvenience. Please let me know what you would like to do and I will take care of it. Thank you.

Kind Regards,

Joe

-------------- End seller message ------------------------

^ fucking fuck you

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

not one to two whole weeks!

― tehresa, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

Right, but the dude fucking lied on the amazon.com inventory ("in stock"). That's what I'm mad about!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

totally leaving negative feedback

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

so just tell him to give you free shipping or something.

― tehresa, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

yeah and he wrote you a nice letter of explaination, what a jerk.

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

tehresa 8080

inventory variances are annoying but not uncommon

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

so just tell him to give you free shipping or something.
-- tehresa, Thursday, July 5, 2007 4:25 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Does this work?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

Please let me know what you would like to do and I will take care of it.

def ask him for free shipping

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

if dude misrepresented the amount they had in stock, he probably got the same faulty information as you! it's not like he was twisting his snidely-moustache and scheming to mislead you.

xpost

they should totally give you free shipping, just ask, i'm sure they do it all the time?

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

also possible (if this is a 3rd party vendor which i'm guessing it is) that he updated # to amazon and they failed to update btw him giving the info and you ordering.

― tehresa, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

also possible (if this is a 3rd party vendor which i'm guessing it is) that he updated # to amazon and they failed to update btw him giving the info and you ordering.
-- tehresa, Thursday, July 5, 2007 4:31 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

This seems unlikely.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

if dude misrepresented the amount they had in stock, he probably got the same faulty information as you! it's not like he was twisting his snidely-moustache and scheming to mislead you.
xpost
they should totally give you free shipping, just ask, i'm sure they do it all the time?
-- elmo argonaut, Thursday, July 5, 2007 4:30 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Actually he is. By repesenting that he has stuff in stock, its fucking coercing me to maintaining my order with him.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

looks like on the feedback page he seems to pull this shit a lot

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

amazon stocks all salable inventory, even from 3rd party vendors -- they have centralized order fulfillment, which allows them to get deep discounts on bulk shipping rates (which is also why requesting free shipping shouldn't bother them at all)

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

andrew it was amazon marketplace.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://whocalled.us/lookup/7188783057
^ lol

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

lol everyone is on your case today about minuscule shit.

― chaki, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

ask for free shipping; if he does not grant that request, cancel your order. </advice>

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 5 July 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ good advice

― tehresa, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ butt sniffing

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

u mad

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

wtf, dude

― tehresa, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

It was the third post to suggest I ask for free shipping. It does not need your approval.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

we are in agreement. so next time someone is otm, do i need to check with you first before i state MY opinion?

― tehresa, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

ILX 2
User has been succesfully banned.

Return to Front Page.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

wait wait wait you're gonna ban theresa but not jagger???

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

yeah wtf!

― bell_labs, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

omg wtf lol

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

wau

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

it is dangerous to go into this thread alone here take this
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/80/206749715_00c7c2f42d.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

did the poll finish

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

hour and a half

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

kekeekeekekeke

Jon, this is some jaymc-level shit you are on.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

Guys we are becoming KtS right now :((((

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 8:40 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

you should ask for free shipping, jon.

― remy bean, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― sleep, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

I'll bet they'll even give you free shipping.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

are you guys talking about free shipping? i LOVE free shipping!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

wait... did he say he had the item in stock?

― chaki, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT IS JW ORDERING FROM THE INTERNET????
http://magicwandco.com/Free-Shipping-Girl.jpg
WHO NOSE???

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://192.71.148.137:8080/p/images/weship.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41145000/jpg/_41145432_donald_rex_elton2.jpg

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

Also I redacted the email so you guys wouldn't know what I was getting!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, wait, what did you order that is so important you get it RIGHT AWAY

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

A FUNERAL URN

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

japanese underground house label t-shirt

― sleep, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

You should ask for free UPS/FedEx.

― gabbneb, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

ANOTHER PAIR OF BROWN NB SHOES

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/418Dhbfb8xL._AA240_.jpg

― ghost rider, Thursday, 5 July 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

settle for DHL if the negotiations get too tuff

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

-------------- Begin seller message ---------------------

Hi Jonathan,

I apologize however we were sold out of the style OF SCENTED DOUCHE that you ordered on Amazon.com when you placed your order OF SCENTED DOUCHE. We have attempted to place a special order OF SCENTED DOUCHE with the SCENTED DOUCHE manufacturer however unfortunately they informed us that this style OF SCENTED DOUCHE is on back order for possibly one to two SCENTED DOUCHE-LESS weeks. We do check with them every day and usually they come into stock earlier than later, however I just wasn't sure if you would be willing to wait or if you needed me to cancel your order OF SCENTED DOUCHE. We are very sorry for this inconvenience. Please let me know what you would like to doUCHE and I will take care of it. Thank you.

Kind Regards,

Joe

-------------- End seller message ------------------------

― jeff, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

Mixing board component to not make music with

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

Laurel, are you tombot?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

Mail order bride

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Joe will take care of it.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

you ny people are all spazzes.

― chaki, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

In a good way.

― Laurel, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

CIO me worrying my fucking head off that someone has blocked me on their email without telling me. Don't need this today ugh I has a headache.

― Trayce, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

send a mail with a hotlinked <img> with the url on yourserver

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 5 July 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha. OK, thats inspired, but I'm not that insane yet :)

― Trayce, Thursday, 5 July 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

Er not that I'm implying you are or anything. Heh.

― Trayce, Thursday, 5 July 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/07/05/chipmunks-poster.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 6 July 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

oh no oh no oh no no no

― remy bean, Friday, 6 July 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

god i hate jason lee

― chaki, Friday, 6 July 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

describing songs as sounding wet on electronic music threads

― badg, Friday, 6 July 2007 02:00 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out people picking alliterative ILX handles like 'cheesy chris' or 'deplorable doris' or 'very virile victor' because they

(a) convince me that you're ca1um
(b) make you sound like a character out of some bound-to-stay-in-the-slush-pile kids book (colin the curious chinchilla)
(c) aren't funny or clever
(d) are impossible to think of as real people

― remy bean, Friday, 6 July 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)

Take it back right now.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 6 July 2007 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

Calum was great in retrospect, I think he would be received very differently these days

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

Why are Simon and Theodore both modeled on Kool Moe Dee?

― Hurting 2, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ, that chipmunks movie must have come out of the most warped late-night cocaine-fueled movie exec meetings in the history of the biz.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah you know in retrospect Calum's nothing compared to some of the shitheads have been on here since. Wow. Thats kind of scary.

― Trayce, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

actually, calum was a huge dick (w. some pretty serious IRL consequences for me)

― remy bean, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

Oh? Thats not good :(

― Trayce, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)

wait, PP, you don't make my peccadillo list. Nor does John Justen. Or a lot of other alliterative-named people. I guess it's 'cus you're not doing it for, you know, haha funny lolz.

― remy bean, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio IRL consequences for message board beefz

― river wolf, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)

Come Snow, Sleet, or Rain, it's Ian Riese-Moraine!

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 6 July 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

rw OTM.

― Trayce, Friday, 6 July 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

Also Pleasant Plains:

I have nothing but love for you re. the Norman Rockwell thread. I wish 'like that one ruby bridges print' would become a meme already.

― remy bean, Friday, 6 July 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

oh sorry remy, I didn't know :(

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 6 July 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ, that chipmunks movie must have come out of the most warped late-night cocaine-fueled movie exec meetings in the history of the biz.

yah those crazy hollywood execs have to be COKED OUT CRAAAAZAY to revive a franchise that has been consistantly successful since the mid 60s.....

― chaki, Friday, 6 July 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

chaki and dale

― deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

where is "chipmunk emo" album?

― get bent, Friday, 6 July 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

I am the best at internet stalking ever to my own detriment

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 6 July 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

trayce i'm surprised you didn't know about the calum thing.. i thought it was common knowledge!

― electricsound, Friday, 6 July 2007 08:18 (eighteen years ago)

I knew remy had issues with some crazy chick in his class.. wait, is that what that was about!?

― Trayce, Friday, 6 July 2007 08:19 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, what happened? I know Calum was a nut job but how does that involve Remy?

― kv_nol, Friday, 6 July 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

Very important to add: No need to get into it if Remy's not comfortable talking about it!

― kv_nol, Friday, 6 July 2007 08:29 (eighteen years ago)

cio french fries lurking at me

― nathalie, Friday, 6 July 2007 09:37 (eighteen years ago)

the chipmunks? consistently successful? O RLY?

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

those chipmunks look fucking creepy is all I'm saying.

― jessie monster, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

and besides, I was more referring to the idea of making it LIVE ACTION, and casting JASON LEE, and making the chipmunks into RAPPERS.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

Jason Lee looks like Stephen Colbert on that poster

― dmr, Friday, 6 July 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio that upcoming robin williams movie

incredibly, they found a way to make a robin williams movie even worse: they stuck that camera mugging douche from the office in it.

― sanskrit, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

cio that upcoming robin williams movie

^^^^haha i like that we can copy+paste this for the rest of his time on this earth, rather than having to retype new messages of frustration every time he gets a new film out

― deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic bump: A new Robin Williams film is being released

― Hurting 2, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

cio: calling jim from the office a douche

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

robin williams/jim from the office movie looks sort of funny! and i hate robin williams. if it's ever offered as the free in-flight entertainment i will watch.

― get bent, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

but he is a douche!

xpost

― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

longest xpost ever

― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

cio my cube smelling like the shitty breakfast I bought from the work cafeteria

cio me being in my cube

― David R., Friday, 6 July 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

cio another amazon merchant not having the same shit in stock.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 6 July 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

What are you trying to buy that's so hard to find?

― Ms Misery, Friday, 6 July 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

it sounds like in a situation like that, they should offer you free shipping. have you asked them for free shipping?

― bell_labs, Friday, 6 July 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

is NOT!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 6 July 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

I SUSPECT A SUPPLY-SIDE CONSPIRACY.

― John Justen, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

He's trying to buy a ship. A free ship.

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

My chipmunk objection = isn't Simon supposed to be DORKY????

― nabisco, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

i remember the chipmunks being rappy in the intro to the 80s cartoon so dont even fuck with me!

― chaki, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

odds of P.Y.T. being on the soundtrack are probably pretty good.

― gr8080, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVZQnziYHlY

i am so not arguing about chipmunks on the internet.

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

those chipmunks will bring me action as well as satisfaction

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 6 July 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

lolll

― strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

CIO UNBEARABLE HEAT

i literally can't do anything except sit groggily in my apartment and hate life

i have shit to do! turn it down already!

― river wolf, Friday, 6 July 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

my friend sprek has this http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/30259.jpg

― chaki, Friday, 6 July 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

i bet jaxon knows what this sounds like
http://www.rjritchie.com/blogpix%5Critchie.jpg

― chaki, Friday, 6 July 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

CIO Bearable lack of heat

Fuck you English "summer"

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

are you flooded out noodle?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

We got away with it, mostly. A bit of water got in the bathroom, but it's a bathroom so big deal eh? Plus our landlady is now getting all leaky window-frames and other needed jobs fixed so us FTW really.

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

CIO FORGETTING TO PLAY IT COOL

― deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

d'oh

― deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah CIO me drunkenly emailing ILXors (sorry JW)

― Trayce, Friday, 6 July 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Cut it out bruised spleen and subsequent inability to practice contact sports.

― Dan I., Friday, 6 July 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

CIO FORGETTING TO PLAY IT COOL

8080

― latebloomer, Friday, 6 July 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

her: what u doing this weekend
me: chillin etc. u?
her: plans sat. w/ fam, might be fun
me: WE STILL ON FOR SUNDAY?
her: ...
her: hold on.

.................

me: [change of subject]
her: [continues conversing]

― deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, i guess its better than flat out rejection but she is queen of mixed signals. yesterday when i told her i went out the night before she asked why i didnt text to invite her along

― deej, Saturday, 7 July 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

ok cio me thinking about this and being weird and rebound-desperate

― deej, Saturday, 7 July 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

the ritchie family were really good

― get bent, Saturday, 7 July 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

i want a drunken trayce email :(

― remy bean, Saturday, 7 July 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out, guy on subway trying to stare down an elderly man for checking out your fine-ass slutty-outfit girlfriend. if you begrudge old men the occasional wistful look at hot college girls, you are an asshole, and if you seriously think some 80-year-old, cane-using, Ossie Davis-looking guy is a threat to your girlfriend, you are CRAZY racist.

― nabisco, Saturday, 7 July 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

cio me being at work! free open bar at the derby is almost over!

― chaki, Saturday, 7 July 2007 01:47 (eighteen years ago)

cio tza bein banned

― bell_labs, Saturday, 7 July 2007 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

bell labs and nabisco otm

― jergïns, Saturday, 7 July 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

I'll never forget the day my beloved Ruby Dee left me for another man.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 7 July 2007 02:00 (eighteen years ago)

to be fair, Ossie Davis aka Da Mayor is crazysexycool

― sanskrit, Saturday, 7 July 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

I love The Ritchie Family. That album can only be awesome.

― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 7 July 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

hi rosemary!

― get bent, Saturday, 7 July 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)

i want a drunken trayce email :(

Aw! Well I shall have to send you one then! =)

― Trayce, Saturday, 7 July 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out me passing up the 12 disc house sound of chicago boxset for ridiculously cheap yesterday and it getting sold literally minutes later after i changed my mind

― creme1, Saturday, 7 July 2007 11:31 (eighteen years ago)

dummy!

― scott seward, Saturday, 7 July 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

cio poison oak

― t. weiss, Saturday, 7 July 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

cio clogged drain

― get bent, Saturday, 7 July 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

cio mad drama

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 8 July 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

mixed with kiu people being menschy when it matters

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 8 July 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

menschiness is a highly underrated value.

― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 8 July 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

cio saying bye to my brother before he moves away

― latebloomer, Sunday, 8 July 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

you don't get on w/ your brother?

― RJG, Sunday, 8 July 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

So gormless today -- cut it out! I need that gorm.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 July 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

gorm·less (gôrm'lĭs) Pronunciation Key
adj. Chiefly British

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 9 July 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

cio 3rd floor housemate (and/or his GF) banging around like Stomp understudies

(a sight better than cio 3rd floor folks having loud make-you-jealous sex above my bedroom when I'm trying to get some zzzs, but, still, cio)

― David R., Monday, 9 July 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

also: cio workplace banning all blogspot sites

― David R., Monday, 9 July 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

cio being hung up

― deej, Monday, 9 July 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: crankiness day of exciting concert

― jessie monster, Monday, 9 July 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

you don't get on w/ your brother?

-- RJG, Sunday, 8 July 2007 22:11 (Yesterday) Link

quite the opposite! i'm just sad he's going away. he's switching from the Army National Guard to active duty and he's being stationed in Kentucky.

― latebloomer, Monday, 9 July 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

citfo girl playing games

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/318/r5538321131108669ze2.jpg

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

welcome to my life username sleep

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

oh quit yer whinin, j! even w/ a few setbacks you've done pretty well lately!

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

Arg, Big V, tell HER to cio! This is same girl as before?

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

SLEEP,

HOW WAS TEH BIRTHDAY DATE?

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:48 (eighteen years ago)

shhh

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

WAY TO RUB IT IN MR SANSKRIT

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

laurel: yeah
really it's more like cio me waiting by the phone

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

Girls being lame.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

citfo girl playing games

-- sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:24 (30 minutes ago) Link

YES

― deej, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio:
sisterza: i think i may have just thrown my first wedding-related hissy fit at mom

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

Uh if this is the FIRST wedding meltdown, she wins. My sister started one year TO THE DAY from the wedding date. Oh the drama.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

first that she has recognized/admitted to. and actually the thing she was bitching about ended up to be totally legit. but anyway, yeah, we're slightly over 1 month at this point so i guess it's not toooo bad?

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

i'm in love again. hurts.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

chi kev u use aim or gtalk

― deej, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

my gf's sister's getting married in about 2 months and her oldies are intense conservative lebaneses and they are completely relaxed and chilled about it all. weird. and nothing's been organised yet. weird.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/djdee2005/New_Kid_On_The_Block.jpg

― deej, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 05:13 (eighteen years ago)

cio Me committing career suicide via annoying emails to editor

― Tape Store, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 07:17 (eighteen years ago)

cio my veronica mars obsession

― nathalie, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 07:42 (eighteen years ago)

cio new pipes in the house making water taste like tires

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 09:19 (eighteen years ago)

cio postboadrums

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

WAY TO RUB IT IN MR SANSKRIT

-- sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 02:51 (11 hours ago) Link

i didnt realize that was the same girl! i figured you had many.

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

sorry u_u

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

Good apology, though -- he SHOULD have many! Whar are other girls? We shd find some nice ones.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

is that a hint, hint

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm....waht is his type?
vic is A++++++++, would set up with my ladyfriends

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

Less a hint than an outright call to action. I think is type is no Jewish girls...? Otherwise you'll have to ask him.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

stop it

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

at least let us be yr wingladies

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

Is that an "awwww stoppit" twisty toe in dirt, or is that like "step off from my bizness" stoppit?

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

i think it is a "cut it out mom, i'm not going on a date with your golfing buddy's nephew who works at morgan stanley."

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

YOU NEVER KNOW

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

^ ha that one, i think? xpost

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

cio i was reminded of at boadrum: people at events, on street, in train, ANYWHERE complaining about other people being more hip, pretty, succesful, with child than them. get over yrself, get some self respect, and just can it.

also: talking when other people are listening

― bb, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

cio morbius' anti-boredoms windbag screeds

WE GET IT, OLD MAN, YOU HAD TO STAND UP FOR A WHILE IN THE SUNSHINE

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

also cio 800 morrissey tour emails in my inbox

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

but if no one talked when other people were listening there wld be no 'overheard in ny'!

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

i kind of like hearing other people talking - but i think/noticed canadians are just quieter in general in public - i like the cacophony of nyc though

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

i was waiting for a phone call the other day and had to run to the bank real quick, and once i was on the street i became hyperaware of how goddamn LOUD this city is for the first time in forever

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

^ One of the main reasons I left NYC.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

i meant mainly the people standing behind me ... hi, this wont happen ever again. now shut up and listen or leave.

― bb, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

oh, people at a show? i hate that.

i remember telling miltoni was amazed no douchebag screamed out a request for aciiiiiiiiied pohhhlisay

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

^heard that every other time, truly the "freebird" of bdums shows

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

cio morbius' anti-boredoms windbag screeds

WE GET IT, OLD MAN, YOU HAD TO STAND UP FOR A WHILE IN THE SUNSHINE

-- strongohulkington, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 3:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

cosign

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

"but i think/noticed canadians are just quieter in general in public"

makes sense. that way moose can't sneak up on you.

― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

wasn't the fucking problem.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

"WE GET IT, OLD MAN, YOU HAD TO STAND UP FOR A WHILE IN THE SUNSHINE"

hahaha, i was thinking the same thing. plus, it brings out the debbie downer in me and makes me want to post pictures like this:

http://daschlevthune.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/afghan_line.jpg

― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

brooklyn trail of tears

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

^but they actually checked their RSVPs.^

(because they don't "know what RSVP means" like sexyDancer)

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

cio dutch copy of Sign O' the Times dvd not playing on my dvd player, then being in bootleggy black & white

― Jordan, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

people at events, on street, in train, ANYWHERE complaining about other people being more hip, pretty, succesful, with child than them. get over yrself, get some self respect, and just can it.

this is one of the key life lessons i've acquired in old age: a little self-deprecation is cute, a lot of it makes people scream and run away

― get bent, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

YES/

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

personally i walk a very thin line.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

this is one of the key life lessons i've acquired in old age: a little self-deprecation is cute, a lot of it makes people scream and run away

-- get bent, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 1:01 PM (Tuesday, July 10, 2007 1:01 PM) Bookmark Link

^^ OTFM

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

other key life lesson: you don't have to be "perfect," just do whatever you need to do to be happy with who you are

― get bent, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

chicken soup for the noizr's soul

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

this is one of the key life lessons i've acquired in old age: a little self-deprecation is cute, a lot of it makes people scream and run away

-- get bent, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 1:01 PM (Tuesday, July 10, 2007 1:01 PM) Bookmark Link

^ i was told this by h34ther hu@ng in high school. good advice.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

deprecation of others is what gets you laid

― Jordan, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

I know not this self-deprecation.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

jody otm but i still don't follow this advice

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

hah me either! i should, though.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

also cio: phone going haywire less than 1 month before contract is up and i get rid of verizon! i don't want to give you $50 for a phone i will use for 2.5 weeks!!!!

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

just get a new contract now

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm... that is a possiblity but waste of $$.
cingular/att v. t-mobile?
what fones are cool?

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

CIO: Woman listening to her ipod whilst doing jury service in a murder trial, what's on your ipod?

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

apple computers has this phone out now but i havent heard much about it

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm... that is a possiblity but waste of $$.
cingular/att v. t-mobile?
what fones are cool?

-- tehresa, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 1:31 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Less of waste of money!

Tmobile sidekick is cool or a blackberry pearl

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

Sanyo is coming with a new Katana

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://sanyokatana.com/

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

katana 1 is cheap and pink

― jergïns, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.maxand99.com/images/Max99FakePhone.jpg

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

I have this & it's v. useful, flips both horiz. and vert. and has a full querty keypad

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

er, this: Samsung SCH-U740

http://www.slashphone.com/media/data/868/medium/Samsung_SCH-U710_4.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

F.U.C.K
stands for :
Friends U Can Keep. So promise me
we'll F.U.C.K 4ever! Send this to 10 people & 1
back to me. To know who your true F.U.C.K
buddies are!!! =)

― remy bean, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

Yea, that is nice. Samsung has some ill phones.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

someone at home opened up my laptop.

this is not good

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

ok, i am totally pissed at my roommate about personal property / shared space issues now. this is the last straw

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

is it in your room or in the common living space?

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

i've come home to find my crepe roomate in my fucking room using my laptop but this was before he became completely inappropriate so i was merely annoyed and not completely creeped out.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

i has no roomate :D

― deej, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

in the common living space.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

don't lots of new fones come out in fall, though? maybe i should keep verizon month to month til something neato comes out during back to school rush and then switch to a new provider?

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

jon, you have a lot of roommate trouble.

― remy bean, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

jon u should ban him u_u

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

HER. I'm on the lease so I can toss her out. I like her but I think that the cultural differences about personal/public distinctions are lost on her

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

commie hippie roommates suck

― mh, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

their unstated belief in collectivism = they fuck with your stuff all the time while owning nothing of value

― mh, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

the only good roomates are dead roomates

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

or, at least absentee ones who stay over at their gf/bf's house all the time

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

she is probably just a careless/inconsiderate roomie - lotsa young kids are these days. it can't have THAT much to do w/ culture, etc. i thought you said she does not identify well w/ the p0les.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

She identifies with the Russians. Were you even listening?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

their unstated belief in collectivism = they fuck with your stuff all the time while owning nothing of value
-- mh, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 2:48 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

why yes!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

guess not
xpost

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

your so into your personal property trip man

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

one man gathers what another man spills

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

you should change your desktop background to a 'shop depicting her violent fate if she touches your laptop again

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

super xxxxxxxxposts but cosign to jw's Pearl recommendation, I am angling to get my job to give me one of those.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

someday I need to write an entire novel on the stupid shit my first roommate in college would do. his constant need to mess with something with his hands combined with his use of my property meant I walked in one time and he had a playstation controller IN HIS MOUTH.

― mh, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

so she can tell by the pixels that collectivism stops at yr keyboard

xxpost

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

super xxxxxxxxposts but cosign to jw's Pearl recommendation, I am angling to get my job to give me one of those.

at&t has a RED one :D
but, do i need all those functions? probably not, and i probably don't wanna pay the extra monthly service charges for them either... hmmmmm.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

their unstated belief in collectivism = they fuck with your stuff all the time while owning nothing of value

-- mh, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 7:48 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fucking golden

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

theresa the extra service charges aren't that much

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

dude, i'm going to student loan land soon - "much" is a relative term.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

She's probably well-accustomed to beige polish bureaucracy: you should send her a mimeoed letter of Official Complaints from the Department of Learn Some Fucking Rules.

― remy bean, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

ATT actually has pretty decent deals on media bundles etc. plus you can roll it into "living expenses" and have yr loan pay for it.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

my sis just told me about her friend suing at&t bc they were so bad :-\

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

tza: at&t's the worst! they're currently refusing to replace or fix my ten-times-over internally defective SLVR b/c of cosmetic damage to the exterior. they claim no obligation to honor the warranty, even though my phone frequently discharges small sparks into my ear.

― remy bean, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

cingular/att v. t-mobile?

do not get t-mobile. i think vzw still has the best domestic network for the moment, but at&t may be preferable from an equipment perspective, obviously if you want an iphone or a world phone, but also lots of their equipment has longer battery life than vzw's (though you can remedy that with an extended battery).

don't lots of new fones come out in fall, though? maybe i should keep verizon month to month til something neato comes out during back to school rush and then switch to a new provider?

As a clamshell lover uninterested in using a phone for data, I just got this thing and like it a lot, in no small part because of the extent to which, at least with the extended battery, it approximates the dimensions of my beloved timeport, but also because of the (moderate) extent to which it does away with the annoying VZW UI. Much more ergonomically/aesthetically (and perhaps auditorilly) pleasing to me than the KRZR, which I serendipitously left in a cab after a month. Anyone who wants one should look now, because it just got discontinued in light of the 8700. Of course, it might be surpassed later in the summer/early fall by the RAZR2.

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

at&t/cingular has never given me any problems

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

― remy bean, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

i am not interested in sticking w/ verizon bc they block a lot of the functionality on their phones (what use is a bluetooth phone if you can't use anything but the headset function?) and it makes me v. angry.

so yeah, some ppl like t-mobile, some say it's crap. some like at&t/cingular, some say it's crap. waht to do?!

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

What's wrong with tmobile? Doesn't work in basement apartments in midtown?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

jon i think t-mobile reception is supposedly not v good if you are out of the city. but i never get to travel anywhere anyway, so whatever.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

I have used Cellular One/Cingular/AT&T since 1997 and have never had problems with them.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

who wants to go on a nokia store trip w/ me?! hah.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.engadget.com/media/2006/04/samsung_jitterbug.jpg

― C0L1N B..., Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

different people might dislike different things about different carriers but i think it's pretty well-established that at&t's network is better than t-mobile's almost everywhere, so i would think you'd have to prefer the latter on some other factor

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

don't get t-mobile

― dmr, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, gabbneb IS always that annoying.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

never worked in queens and only sporadically in lower manhattan (xp to myself)

― dmr, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

from 2005, admittedly:

Most Complaints On Billing:
1. Cingular / AT&T Wireless
2. Cellular One
3. T-Mobile
4. Sprint PCS
5. ALLTEL
6. Verizon Wireless
7. Nextel
8. U.S. Cellular

Most Complaints On Service:
1. Cingular / AT&T Wireless
2. T-Mobile
3. Nextel
4. Sprint PCS
5. ALLTEL
6. Cellular One
7. Verizon Wireless
8. U.S. Cellular

Most Complaints Overall:
1. Cingular / AT&T Wireless
2. Cellular One
3. T-Mobile
4. Sprint PCS
5. Nextel
6. ALLTEL
7. Verizon Wireless
8. U.S. Cellular

― remy bean, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

according to whom, remy?

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

TZA - t-mobile block a bunch of functionality too. at least with the razr.

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

FCC

― remy bean, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

cingular/at&t has a horrible network. i have one cingular/at&t device and one t-mobile AND a verizon network card! verizon has bad customer service; i've never had service or customer service issues with t-mobile. in the end they're ALL pretty bad so just pick the one with the phone you like best.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

and yes, laurel, gabbneb is a retarded douchebag with a lot of opinions about yuppie bullshit.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

arga;sdhg no winning.

who will let me use bluetooth to transfer pics or whatever to and from computer so i don't have to spend $.10 on a txt to do it?

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

I think I'm going to ditch my cell altogether. I hate them.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

enjoy the 1890s

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Also JDP&A's "2006 U.S. Wireless Regional CSI Study" seems to be the benchmark for comparisons among carriers. Some of the data is available here, and in almost all cases it seems that t-mobile and verizon outperform cingular/at&t

― remy bean, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

enjoy the 1890s

I'm looking forward to churning my own butter.

― Ms Misery, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

ally OTM re: they all suck so go with the phone you like although ive never ever had a dropped call on t-mobile (almost 2 years now)

sidekick does the pic transfer real easy - problem is the camera sucks.

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

but, say i got a phone w/ better camera (nothing can be worse than current one, see my rly shitty boadrum pics :( ), they would not block the transferring of the pictures?

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

I hate cellphones too. Or cellphone culture, at least. At least the 1890s had formal dances and you could still shoot Irish people.

― admrl, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

FCC sounds pretty reliable, and apparently those numbers are per million users (Cingular has more than twice as many as t-mobile, I think). I think the Verizon placement on those lists is pretty noteworthy.

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

you can still shoot irish people

xpost

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

All yous can step off the Irish kthx

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

filthy potato-eating beggars

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

ehh what laurel? i don't understand mick.

― remy bean, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

watch it PEACH PIT HEAD

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

You can still shoot beardos, too.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

:-D

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

i come from a long line of bearded matthews and turners and various Mc's

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

the "harvell" comes from a filthy daliance with a dirty frenchman sometimes in the 19th century

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

TZA - t-mobile block a bunch of functionality too. at least with the razr.
-- sunny successor, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 3:32 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Right but at least with a GSM provider you can use an unlocked phone.

Also RAZR is the worst phone ever. MOTOROLA'S SOFTWARE USABILITY SUCKS

Theresa maybe look at an nokia nseries.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

also banned gabbneb

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

dnw another motorola

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

hah nice the verizon-fellating was getting a little old.
xp

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

I stil say CinT&T because I've never had a problem with them and they have awesome Treos and Blackberrys and the iPhone (which is an order of magnitude more impressive when viewed in person although it still lacks some functionality I want).

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

different people might dislike different things about different carriers but i think it's pretty well-established that at&t's network is better than t-mobile's almost everywhere, so i would think you'd have to prefer the latter on some other factor
-- gabbneb, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 3:26 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

At&t doesn't even have any 3G yet!!! I've only had network problems a few places in CT. Also posting unquantified / unqualified opinions on tech issues = you are stupid

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

I think Dan Perry is right.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

but, say i got a phone w/ better camera (nothing can be worse than current one, see my rly shitty boadrum pics :( ), they would not block the transferring of the pictures?

-- tehresa, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 2:41 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no:

a. you can save them onto the memory card and take that to your comp
or
b. you can save them to "your album" which is online. you can access all of your sidekick stuff online (which is why they get hacked so easy)
or
c. you can email them
or
d. you can upload them straight to flickr.

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

also, t-mobile uses cin/att network when out of t-mobile range

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

i like LG b/c they advertise on my favorite Colombian soccer jersey.

― remy bean, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

The Cingular wing of AT&T has G3; the Blackjack and the Treo 750 are both G3 as well as a couple of other models whose numbers I'm blanking on. I think the iPhone is something comparable if it isn't G3 already.

I know this because I had to hack my Treo to make the Cinglar network think it was a Blackjack to access the video content I was paying for. So I guess I do have one beef with Cingular but 3 minutes of googling erased it.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

Right but at least with a GSM provider you can use an unlocked phone.

Also RAZR is the worst phone ever. MOTOROLA'S SOFTWARE USABILITY SUCKS

[...]

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 2:50 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes and yes. i should have listened a year and a half ago.

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

this is a good phone
http://jir.dk/clemme/filedump/k800i.jpg

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

ericsson is dying bro

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

the razr is horrible. avoid at all costs.

― bnw, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

At&t doesn't even have any 3G yet!!! I've only had network problems a few places in CT. Also posting unquantified / unqualified opinions on tech issues = you are stupid
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃
The Cingular wing of AT&T has G3; the Blackjack and the Treo 750 are both G3 as well as a couple of other models whose numbers I'm blanking on.

ok i'm a little hazy on the specifics of the cingular/at&t relationship (i didn't know cingular was a separate "wing"?), but my razr v3xx is 3G and its on cingular afaik.

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

my verizon contract is up in sept... probably just keep the thing till it dies before making any moves. i've had great luck w/ them, my phone is a Motorola 815, which was the last phone that didn't have a lot of things locked on it - i can txt myself little mp3s and use them as ringtones which is probably a patriot act violation these days

― gff, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

Also RAZR is the worst phone ever. MOTOROLA'S SOFTWARE USABILITY SUCKS

This is so very very true. I mean, cell phone UI kind of sucks in general, but this shit takes the cake. I think I ruled them out as soon as I figured out you only get one phone number per contact. wtf?

― mh, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

xp yeah i thought the relationship was:

1. cingular buys the at&t wireless wing, taking all their customers, eventually shutting down the at&t network (which wasn't gsm) and forcing all those ppl to re-sign as cingular (i was one of those, but i bailed)

2. at&t dissolves finally or split up is renamed or whatever the fuck (SBC Communications is involved here in some way)

3. cingular decides to rename itself at&t

― gff, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

think I ruled them out as soon as I figured out you only get one phone number per contact.

Um, this isn't true (or my wife has somehow hacked her phone).

The "wing" comment stems from the fact that Cingular had 3G before the whole purchase happened AFAIK (don't remember exactly when said purchase happened).

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

AT&T Wireless was a separate company from AT&T proper, I think. They were spun off at some point in the past. Then Cingular bought them, then AT&T proper decided to get into wireless again and bought Cingular?

― mh, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

at&t does have 3g btw.

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

I think I ruled them out as soon as I figured out you only get one phone number per contact. wtf?

uh yea i don't know, does this depend on the particular phone you're using? mine allows 6 per contact and so did my old v3 from 2+ years ago...

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

at&t does have 3g btw.

-- chaki, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 4:37 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

EDGE IS NOT 3G NOOBS.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

You can have more then one number per contact, but you can't delete out said number without clearing out that number digit by digit = retarded.

Also retarded: you can't just select voicemail and hit send/call, instead it pulls up another screen for no reason whatsoever.

To hit snooze on the alarm clock you have to open the phone and hit the center key. But if you hit a side button while opening the phone, the alarm is turned off completely. It's like being forced to play Operation at 7 in the morning if you want 10 more minutes of sleep.

― bnw, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

In most contexts, EDGE is referred to as “2.75G,” but since EDGE describes a family of service classes, there is some overlap in the definitions. Anyone too bent out of shape about EDGE officially “being or not being” 3G is also likely to be parroting marketing information rather than speaking from actual experience.

Branding or conventional naming of service standards is not nearly as interesting as the real world performance of a specific application in actual conditions. People who argue about numbers or bullet points are probably unaware of the bigger picture and what difference customers will actually see.

xp ^_^

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

cio nokia not actually putting updates for my phone on their software update site

― mh, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

jon i am not a noob.

this is a cingular/ at&t sim.

look what it says on it.

http://www.hawkelectronics.com/uploadedImages/Documents/Troubleshooting/CIN-73000-SIM.gif

― chaki, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

You can have more then one number per contact, but you can't delete out said number without clearing out that number digit by digit = retarded.

I think this may have been true on the razr v3, I don't remember. The v3xx allows you to delete a number easily.

Also retarded: you can't just select voicemail and hit send/call, instead it pulls up another screen for no reason whatsoever.

Not true on either v3 or v3xx.

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

chaki is banned

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait i was wrong sort of?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

not again :( i miss him already!

― tehresa, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

chaki is banned

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh wait i was wrong sort of?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, July 10, 2007

classic

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

yuppers

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

yuppers is the new 8080

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

i will say yuppers, i will never say/write that other hideous meme

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

I guess I was annoyed that he would present some company's marketing as canonical evidence of something. Is they really have HSDPAPSAPDAPPD everywhere it makes it rly rly weird for the iPhone to be 2.5g

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

Not true on either v3 or v3xx.

U lie.

― bnw, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

select voicemail and click either the middle button or the little green circle and it calls voicemail, pretty simple. you're talking about razr phones, on cingular, right?

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

their unstated belief in collectivism = they fuck with your stuff all the time while owning nothing of value
-- mh, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 8:48 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

sorry to interrupt cell phone talk but this is crazy OTM.

HEY GR80 WHY'D U MOVE YOUR TURNTABLES INTO YR BEDROOM W/ THE LOCKING DOOR MAAAAAAAAN?

― gr8080, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

select voicemail should call voicemail, what else am I selecting it for? I can see I have messages without that extra screen. And if I get an incoming that I choose to ignore (by hitting a side button), the phone should not alert me to a missed call. Put it in my voicemail and stfu. (i will cease cell phone bitchfest now)

― bnw, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

ok by "select voicemail" i meant scroll to it in the menu; after that it's one buttonpress on my current and previous phones. we're probably talking about diff't menus, w/e

― sleep, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

all of those flaws are multiplied x3 on the fucking slvr, which i was the only one in the US to buy.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:22 (eighteen years ago)

ok guys srsly which network!? argh!:

― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

verizon

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

verizon or t-mobs

― remy bean, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

u guys, i already said 238 times fuck verizon i am switching! haha ppl only read what they want to read DAMN why am i still grumpy?!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:54 (eighteen years ago)

because i don't want you screwed out of like $750 the way i have been by cingular/att! seriously, i'd deal with a lot of spotty service and locked phone features and semi-decent equipment in exchange for even half the money back and a credit for the hours spent with tech support i owe to c/att being such complete cocks.

(t mobile, yay)

― remy bean, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

remy my sis went through almost the same thing w/ verizon re: her phone minus the sparks, so i think that is not necessarily a cingular-specific problem.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 02:00 (eighteen years ago)

you're def right, i'm just hungry. i bet wireless carriers are -- of any regularly contracted service -- one of the things that give people the least degree of customer satisfaction.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

cio crush grl texting me when im going cold turkey

― deej, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

cio me making everything about me, being slightly obsessive, and being completely hung up over someone and something thats really fucking me up.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

also CIO awesome nightclub/venue I have seen many wonderful bands over the years suddenly being on fire and burning the fuck down, jesus what a day.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

Every cell phone I've had has had voicemail mapped to speed dial 1; all you have to do is hold down 1 until it calls voicemail. I have never programmed this myself; I have always received the phone preconfigured this way.

I think some people are getting hosed out of useful miniservices here.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

my current phone has also stopped notifying me when i have voicemail. super. i missed some very important messages last winter :(

― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

CIO me listening to Ash

― caek, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

You guys know way too much about cell phones.

― n/a, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

don't sweat the technique

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

oh cool, mine does that. i had no idea

― sleep, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

zero hours sleep; gastric incident number ∞ ; cramps so bad i woke up my roommate with yelling :(

― remy bean, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

cio me being useless at work because I know I'm going to chicago tomorrow

― mh, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

cio no hot water in my building again, cio cold showers

― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

all of those flaws are multiplied x3 on the fucking slvr, which i was the only one in the US to buy.

-- remy bean, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:22 PM (Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:22 PM) Bookmark Link

No, I have a SLVR too. It was free at least. I can hold one to call my voicemail like Dan said, tho.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

also CIO FUCKING NEIGHBORS.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

Are they getting too clingy afterwards?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

shouldn't hate your neighbors/they're a part of you

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

Also why would anyone pick a non GSM provider

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

no they broke my boyfriend's windshield throwing beer bottles last night. THX OLD DUDES. xxpost

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

cio 2007, you suck.

Please kill me.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

PS Imnot kidding.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lulu.com/author/display_thumbnail.php?fSize=zoom_&fCID=20356

― scott seward, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

also, may i suggest mexican death metal? always works for me.

http://www.angelfire.com/music2/goatsucker/images/brutalcompCD.JPG

― scott seward, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

i just looked at cingular and t-mobile on lunch. blackberry pearl has weird joysticky center thing. also, i don't need all that stuff i think. t-mobile has samsung trace which is kinda cool and tiny and stuff, but i googled and it appears to have been out for some time. maybe i will have to give verizon the $50 and then wait and switch in the fall when new cool phones come out. aalskdgj.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

2007 is sucking indeed, but at least it's halfway over. i seem to alternate between really shit years and really awesome ones anyways. good luck trayce.

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Thanks Bell. Right now I am teetering on the edge but I hope I will manage.

― Trayce, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

t-mobile is gsm and has peering agreements with all eurotelecommen

I can send and receive text messages in the fucking baltics with my SGH T509

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

plus my phone experiences with their customer support have all basically been ace

last time after I got a big bill for text messages (schef ha ha) dudeheems backdated my service change request for unlimited messaging to the current billing cycle and probably saved me at least $150 in the process

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

do they let you have unlimited messaging to anyone or just between tmobile peeps?

― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Also why would anyone pick a non GSM provider

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 11:04 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I dunno, maybe because with the exception of large US cities other providers have larger networks and more high speed features available in more markets? If you don't care about selecting your own GSM-native phone that the carrier doesn't have and just want to walk around and talk to friends, verizon (and regional services like US Cellular!) might be better choices.

― mh, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

cio not being able to ignore all this cell phone talk anymore b/c my phone fell in the toilet :( :( :(

― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

Trayce - good vibes to you. Difficult year for me too.

― Tim Ellison, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

it's unlimited to anyone, not just t-mobile

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

oh nice. that just may seal it. as far as i could tell w/ the at&t plans, it aws only unlimited btw other at&t customers.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

are you sure? I'm on Cingular technically, but I'm 90% sure you can do unlimited to everyone. They do have plans where it's like "unlimited to other cingular/at&t customers, 200 for everyone else" tho.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

They do have plans where it's like "unlimited to other cingular/at&t customers, 200 for everyone else" tho.

yeah, that's what i was finding as options on their site. nothing that said unlimited to everyone.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

cio cell phone talk on cio thread

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

^^ otm

cio my uncomfortably large capacity for doublethink

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

yeah. sorry for the hijacking!

cio: me suddenly clenching jaw all day at work!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

cio my boss/friend actively avoiding me now that i have had (cross ref with stalking thread) said unpleasant discussion

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

cio hurty tooth bein hurty. dnw go to dentist :(

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

cio ilx movie threads pissing me off

(except for ones started by scott seward)

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

cio huge-ass dead bug materializing on my knee

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 12 July 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

cio people suggesting verizon

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 12 July 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

cio every craigslist no broker fee apt ad i reply to directing me to pay-to-view-listings website!

― bell_labs, Thursday, 12 July 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

cio: middle class girls that are "fun" (or down with being down with the bros)..listen, there are enough aging fratboys in the world..i dont need more (featuring breasts).

― bb, Thursday, 12 July 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno, that sounds like a definite kiu to me! but, um, i don't get out much.

― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

i assume some of them must leave midtown for the vineyard this time of year, scott ... then again, that sort don't only wear flip-flops to go to the beach, so maybe not.

― bb, Thursday, 12 July 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even know who comes here anymore. it's such a weird mix. most summer people are kinda annoying though. they bring that weird mainland nervous energy with them. they can't relax. the only people who really creep me out in the summer are those scary boston mark wahlberg dudes. they always look like they want to punch somebody out. it's just weird to see people acting all tough on some la la land vacation island.

jeez, chill out. have a drink. go for a swim. or at least offer to sell me drugs.

― scott seward, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

cio: me still being grumpy and stressed three days later. how do i make happy face emoticon? this is exhausting.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

trza, don't go to mrtha's vineyard

― bb, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

tza why so grumpy

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

things keep coming up, all of which cost much more $ than i have and i can't stop freaking about it and i would really just like a vacation but that is not going to happen and that makes me even angrier but i have now worked myself up into a constant state of freaking out or being irritated :-\ i also have like 30000 things i need to take care of that i keep putting off/remembering at times i can't complete them and so they're all hanging over my head like one of those cartoon rain clouds that follows you around. </emo>

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10473139/UFO_Cap_Umbrella_.jpg

― remy bean, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.totallyabsurd.com/doggie_umbrella.GIF

― remy bean, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

tza otm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

office mate is not here today. i want to close door and nap/cry/scream/have some kind of awesome breakdown for about an hour and then just resume business as usual.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

did make sure to give yourself a week or two between the end of work and the beginning of school

― sleep, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

*did you

― sleep, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

all of these things are plaguing me too and yet they're supposed to be in the context of something positive

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

i can't really afford that :-\

also as much as i feel like having breakdown i won't let myself do it bc i have certain standards lolz. i only cry at cheesey movies/people having babies on tv/certain moments on oprah.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

dude, i once cried at avril lavigne song. let it flow.

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys stuff will be ok, really! PMA!!

― max, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

also i cry almost every time i see toy story 1

― max, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

and terminator 2, sometimes

― max, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

then again i have no standards for crying. i'll cry at a bad episode of law and order or if my hoagie has too much oil.

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

my all time favorite time to cry is when thomas j dies in my girl.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.roadtowealth.com/ceolife2.jpg

― max, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

oh i dont even watch my girl anymore

― max, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

becuase then i have to pretened that im having "sinus problems" or "allergies"

― max, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

HE CAN"T SEE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES!!!!

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Weeping willow with your tears running down,
Why do you always weep and frown, Is it
because he left you one day, Is it because he
could not stay, On your branches he would
swing, Do you long for the happiness that they
would bring, He found shelter in your shade,
He thought his laughter would never fade,
Weeping willow stop your tears, There is
something to calm your fears, You think death
as if you forever part, But I know he'll
always be in your heart.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

okay, you two are getting emo even for ME

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

Trivia

This film marked the first on-screen kiss for both Macaulay Culkin and Anna Chlumsky.
Named after the 1965 Temptations song "My Girl"
To capture summertime Pennsylvania in the midst of a winter production schedule, the film was shot in Orlando, Florida and its surrounding communities.
The house used as the Sultenfuss' residence is actually a bed & breakfast inn in Bartow, Florida.
Macaulay Culkin and Anna Chlumsky won an MTV Movie Award for "Best Kiss" and were nominated for "Best On-Screen Duo" in 1992. Anna Chlumsky was also nominated in the "Best Breakthrough Performance" category.
Thomas J's death is referenced in the The OC episode entitled "The Heights". After crying during an intense conversation with ex-girlfriend Marissa, Luke later tells her that he hasn't cried like that "since Macaulay Culkin died in My Girl".
The working title for this film was "Born Jaundiced".
In the film Accepted, after Justin Long's character does his musical performance, he says to the girl he likes that his performance was less amazing than not crying at the end of My Girl.

― max, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

Willow weep for me
Willow weep for me
Bent your branches down along the ground
and cover me
Listen to my plea
Hear me willow and weep for me

Gone my lovely dreams
Lovely summer dreams
Gone and left me here
To weep my tears along the stream
Sad as I can be
Hear me willow and weep for me

Whisper to the wind and
say they love has sinned
To leave my heart a sign
And crying alone
Murmur to the night
Hide her starry light
So none will find me sighing
Crying all alone

― Jordan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

<b>This thread has been carpet bombed by an administrator</b>

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

theres no crying in ~~baseball~~cio thread

or, whatever..cry 'em (out) if ya got 'em

― bb, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

i was watching good eats the other day and alton brown said that cutting onions makes you cry worse than the end of T2

― max, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

that's because alton brown is king dork

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

you guys don't understand, i was a 4th grade girl when that movie came out so it like, spoke to me or something.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

xp says the guy who cries at law and order

― max, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

lennie briscoe is all man

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

no one will deny that!

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh man RIP lenny

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

one of the interns was wearing an "i <3 law and order" t-shirt the other week

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

god was testing me

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

dear job, beware interns professing love on their chest...yr pal, god

― bb, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

[err, make that luv-god's ed.]

― bb, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

girl I'm seeing has an "I <3 L & O" coffee mug. :>

(I think it's her roommate's, though)

― Jordan, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

jess u need to send interns out to LA on assignment, they can stay with me

― max, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

did you know that jerry orbach gave the gift of sight?

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

jess, you might need to have an "kiss me, i'm law & order" t-shirt made

is there a big johnson's d.a. office shirt yet?

― bb, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

become an eye donor today!

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

Big Johnson Attorney's: Our Habeas Will Make You a Corpus

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

no wait, that's terrible

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

LOOKING THRU JERRY ORBACH'S EYES

― ghost rider, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/40/82936317_0551392cb4.jpg

― remy bean, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

i have cried at that rihanna song on 3 different occasions

― bell_labs, Thursday, 12 July 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

cio judgmental assholes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

CIO MY BOSS LEAVING TOWN W/ NO WARNING AND HER WORKLOAD TRIPLING TODAY FUCKING FUCK

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

Also CIO promised check never showing up in the mail. I'm getting very hungry.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

cio having to FUCKING MOVE

cannot stress this enough

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously I've been skipping so many meals lately I think I'm losing weight...? NOT GOOD. I'm TIRED of feeling like this.

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

i've been skipping meals left and right and i think i'm GAINING weight. is that even possible?? i hate this job.

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

girl I'm seeing has an "I <3 L & O" coffee mug. :>

(I think it's her roommate's, though)

-- Jordan, Thursday, July 12, 2007 2:47 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

scanned this as "I <3 J LO"

― sleep, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

that would be a sweet, sweet coffee mug

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

cio having to FUCKING MOVE

cannot stress this enough

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, July 12, 2007 4:36 PM (Thursday, July 12, 2007 4:36 PM) Bookmark Link

^^^otm. i am so dreading. i am trying to find ways to justify 2 hours of commuting every day, not because the nabe i'd move to isn't great, but because i just dont' want to fucking move again.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

i'm beginning to think about a move back east -- how do i shot a few thousand books, a mattress, some cheap furniture, etc., across the country even though i have no hope of a job there?

― remy bean, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

ditch all that stuff, cross county moves with more than you can fit in your car are too much of a pain in the ass to bother with. the movers will probably just lose all your stuff anyways.

― bell_labs, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

You guys person who sent missing check just wired me the $ instead HALELUJAH there is dinner in my future. And beers!

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i cant believe how much i'm tossing

and i dont even own that much shit

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

every time i move i get rid of more and more. it's great.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

moving every year is my only clutter management system

― bell_labs, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

i've been skipping meals left and right and i think i'm GAINING weight. is that even possible?? i hate this job.

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, July 12, 2007 8:38 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it will kill yr metabolism

― deej, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

tip: paper shredders are a gift from heaven

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

how do i shot a few thousand books, a mattress, some cheap furniture, etc., across the country even though i have no hope of a job there?

U-Haul. . .Although you might want to pare down those few-thousand books.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

i officially own 1 piece of furniture at this point. it's very freeing

not me but my table:

http://www.barsandbooths.com/images/Email/bandbm7.jpg

― jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

Love the table.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit sorry that was way too big

― jergïns, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

awesome table jergins

i hope i move into a place big enough to have a table again

― bell_labs, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

that table is hot.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

Our kitchen/dining is finally finished so we can get a table. Unfortunately a 50s style doesn't fit. I do love them though.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

i would like to have a grown up couch some day.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

We have a nice grown up couch that isn't sat on much. And then we have a gross college couch that is used constantly. I hope to replace the latter soon but right now there's so many other things to spend $ on than furniture.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

i HAD a grown-up couch and left it with my old roomate in queens, because it wouldnt fit in my new place. also i had a table kinda like that one, but in grey (no matching chairs tho)

― bell_labs, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

also need: grown up bed.

i refuse to invest in good furniture until i am going to be settled somewhere, though. fuck moving that shit every 6 months - 1 year.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

i can't have nice things

― bell_labs, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

cio cunty bitch who does fuck all but process credit cards all day giving me shit cos she's lazy. do we have to go through this every month? you're going to send me some pms'ing email, i'm going to send you a sarcastic "i'm soooooooooooooo sorry that you suck so much and are lazy" e-mail and then you'll shut up and do exactly what i asked you to do to begin with! which is usually something on par with "can you send me a copy of this"! wtf lady knock it off.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

chaki says cio:

CHAKI (5:07:17 PM): JESS STOP
STRONGO (5:06:01 PM): waht
CHAKI (5:07:24 PM): YOU AND THE NOIZE BOARD HAVE BECOME KATE
STRONGO (5:06:09 PM): waht
CHAKI (5:07:36 PM): NOTHING CARRY ON

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

waht does that mean, jess did you finally become a woman??

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

i think it means we're all whining about our love lives and various other bullshit too much

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

also needy horsehit and subconscious internet flirting

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

chaki is kinda otm

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

The softer side of nozie is not such a bad thing but that shit's gotta have a time limit and the hourglass meter sez EXPIRED / SHUT UP

― Laurel, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

yah dudes, having already racked up over 700 posts this month, i'm taking a noize break until my workload slows its roll/my move is done. (except for one announcement i will be making at a later date re. move.)

PEACE OUT.

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

definitely. i am sorry i started bitchfest cause i was grumpy and then it got out of control.

subconscious flirting can be ok, as long as it's not too crepey like "oh i wanna run my fingers through yer dronerock hair" aasodjg shudder.

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

jess are you having a party when you move??????

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

for a second I thought that said "my movie is done" and got excited about JESS H4RV3ll TEH MOVIES

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

cio me having "scrubs" theme song stuck in head all afternoon

cio me posting when i have people waiting for me to finish something

― get bent, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

chaki entirely otm

all noize dude summertime pout board and emo bar

― sleep, Thursday, 12 July 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― HI DERE, Thursday, 12 July 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

I can't go into old 50's style diners because I'm constantly going "Thiis iiisss a foormica taaable" and embarrassing my wife.

― Dan I., Thursday, 12 July 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

(re: jergins' table)

― Dan I., Thursday, 12 July 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

I can't do this all on my own, no I'm no,
I'm no supermayuln

― wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 12 July 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

ok if anyone gets a retarded txt from me about my phone dying, do not call the # it says to call. fucking phone spam QOE:IGJ cut that shit out!

― tehresa, Thursday, 12 July 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

yay for chaki, speaking da troof.

― jessie monster, Friday, 13 July 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

CIO staying at work til 7!!!! UGH i hate my job

― deej, Friday, 13 July 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

cio my shitty office chair that I can never seem to sit in properly, my ass keeps sliding off the seat and I get a really sore back ;_; Then again cio me sitting all weird and hunched up.

― Trayce, Friday, 13 July 2007 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

cio 77 drums DVD torrent stalling @ 99.2%

― Edward III, Friday, 13 July 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

we need an infusion of young fresh noise blood

― latebloomer, Friday, 13 July 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

Waht we need is old noise board ability to have every thread turned into incomprehensible net art.

― Dan I., Friday, 13 July 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/titsburgh.jpg

― remy bean, Friday, 13 July 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/iantakooni.jpg

― remy bean, Friday, 13 July 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.militantesthetix.co.uk/images/biffo6.jpg

― Edward III, Friday, 13 July 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

cio whoever is reviving all DogLatin's old posts, I hate ILX's mockiness sometimes.

― Trayce, Friday, 13 July 2007 10:18 (eighteen years ago)

CIO staying at work til 7 9:30

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 July 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 13 July 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

lolz

Things aren't that bad yet but they might be this weekend (cio having to work all weekend)

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 July 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Haha sux to be you lot still in Friday morning ;P

― Trayce, Friday, 13 July 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

haha dan lets look at that 'salary range' thread again before we consider who got the bad end of this one

― deej, Friday, 13 July 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

dtouche

― HI DERE, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

CIO WINDORPHINS
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT U ARE BUT I HATE YOU

― bell_labs, Saturday, 14 July 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

i saw that on the subway tonight!

― sanskrit, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

i was going to GIS cockface but now i am remembering to check out windorphins

― sanskrit, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

reporting back

GIS of cockface: awesome
windorphins: such a let down

― sanskrit, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

like i need encouragment to waste money on ebay

― sanskrit, Saturday, 14 July 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

CIO WINDORPHINS
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT U ARE BUT I HATE YOU

-- bell_labs, Friday, July 13, 2007 9:32 PM (Friday, July 13, 2007 9:32 PM) Bookmark Link

i saw that on the subway tonight!

-- sanskrit, Friday, July 13, 2007 10:12 PM (Friday, July 13, 2007 10:12 PM) Bookmark Link

omg me too wtf?!?!!??! yoga can only give you windorphins if you win a yoga tournament!?!!? fuck you dudes.

― tehresa, Saturday, 14 July 2007 08:23 (eighteen years ago)

haha god i hate crap like this

cockface gis surprisingly interesting!

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 14 July 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

PETRA HAD THE WINDORPHINS SHIT OPEN ON HER COMPUTER AND I STILL COULDNT FIGURE IT OUT

WTF WORST MARKETING

I WAS HOPING IT WAS LIKE SNOOD OR SOMETHINGDFSNJDFSJDFS

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 14 July 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

It's an ebay thing.

― jessie monster, Saturday, 14 July 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

cio: eating things that don't really go well together. milk + hot dogs = owww.

― jessie monster, Saturday, 14 July 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

"owww"? You are supposed to eat the hot dog, not your tongue!

― HI DERE, Saturday, 14 July 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

"owww" = response to taste buds punching her in the face

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 14 July 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

no, response of tummy to combination of dairy and rat tails.

― jessie monster, Saturday, 14 July 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.oxbowacademy.net/

― remy bean, Saturday, 14 July 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

My other reaction was "eating things that don't really go well together. milk + hot dogs = owww, WORD UP"

― HI DERE, Saturday, 14 July 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

CANDAAAY

― and what, Saturday, 14 July 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/3369/captef5af798074f4a4e807gx3.jpg
ow ow ow ow ow

― bnw, Sunday, 15 July 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

cio only ever being attractive to psychos

― max, Sunday, 15 July 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

cio my roommate being a btich in super smash bros

― max, Sunday, 15 July 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

cio waking up at 8 on sunday

― max, Sunday, 15 July 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

cio bnw posting horrifying pictures that make my legs hurt, yikes

― HI DERE, Sunday, 15 July 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

yeah ow put that on the yucky picture thread.

― scott seward, Sunday, 15 July 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

it was already on FFFUCCKK thread!

FFFFFUUUUCCCKK

― tehresa, Sunday, 15 July 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

yeah there ya go.

― scott seward, Sunday, 15 July 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

I do have to say that that is not the best ad for ASICS running shoes.

― HI DERE, Sunday, 15 July 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

cut it out: Have I broken my private parts or just gone insane?

― jessie monster, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

cio: my roommate unplugged her laptop charger and mysteriously my fucking speakers stopped working. she goes "uh not my fault" and locks herself in room.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

wait huh.

were they in the same outlet or something?

― jessie monster, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

what did uncle joey do for the 'it'? did he just make a fist before doing the thumb over shoulder thing?

― deeznuts, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― sleep, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

i think he just pointed

― sleep, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Uncle Joey's Interests
General I enjoy stand up comedy, making stupid voices and ventriloquism. I also have a pilots license and can can fly a two-seater, out of which Uncle Jesse skydived out of on the day of his wedding. Additionally, I enjoy saying my catchphrase "Cut.. it.. out" accompanied by a series of related hand and face gestures where I make a cutting motion, then use my finger to emphasize the word "it", then put my thumb out and motion as if I was an umpire.

― sleep, Monday, 16 July 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

what did uncle joey do for the 'it'? did he just make a fist before doing the thumb over shoulder thing?

-- deeznuts, Monday, July 16, 2007 5:33 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha ive so wondered this

― deej, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

sleep is correct. i believe he just pointed straight forward, like when u are pointing your finger at someone/something, though there was a fun little lilt to it.

― tehresa, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

Lindsay Lohan is well hot. Who else would like to see her do a gratuitious shower scene?

― river wolf, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

cio someone calling me from a "restricted" number and not leaving a message

― get bent, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

Uncle Joey pointed down for it

Scissors
point down with thumb
out with the other hand IIRC

― Heave Ho, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

i thought it was all one hand. hmm.

cio someone calling me from a "restricted" number and not leaving a message

-- get bent, Monday, July 16, 2007 2:19 PM (Monday, July 16, 2007 2:19 PM) Bookmark Link

^^^this is better than them leaving anonymous creepy seksual messages!

― tehresa, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

cio someone calling me from a "restricted" number and not leaving a message

-- get bent, Monday, July 16, 2007 2:19 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this was happening to me every single day for like two weeks recently, it's very annoying.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 16 July 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

creditors, dudes

― strongohulkington, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

it's worse when they do start leaving mesages

― sexyDancer, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

oic, the creditor wanted me to pay off my debt, so to speak?

― tehresa, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

yah they have started leaving messages on my work voicemail, i.e. only easy way to find me

― strongohulkington, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

creditors, dudes

haha my credit's actually really good right now! everything's paid off! uhh, i think?

― get bent, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

maybe if i had put creditor in quotataion marks strong wld have gotten joek re: explicit messages?

― tehresa, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

sort of surprised that i had no luck finding animated gif or youtube or ytmnd of uncle jesse cut it out. however, i did find uncles jesse getting spanked by a monkey for 24 seconds.

― Lingbert, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

uncle

― Lingbert, Monday, 16 July 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

cio the word "fraudster" seriously

― El Tomboto, Monday, 16 July 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

theregister.co.uk I'm looking at you

― El Tomboto, Monday, 16 July 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

sort of surprised that i had no luck finding animated gif or youtube or ytmnd of uncle jesse cut it out.

its uncle joey that does cio

― sleep, Monday, 16 July 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

pwnd

― tehresa, Monday, 16 July 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

their unstated belief in collectivism = they fuck with your stuff all the time while owning nothing of value
-- mh, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 8:48 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Hey, guess who broke my fucking $150 speaker + amp set last night and then totally ruined the magic 18 pin connector thing that goes into the amp? Guess who hasn't paid rent or utilities?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

its uncle joey that does cio
oh goddamnit

― Lingbert, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTVF29Skmw&mode=related&search=

cio melty

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio these people

Why are Prius sales surging when other hybrids are slumping, the Times asked? Because buyers “want everyone to know they are driving a hybrid.” According to a marketing survey (which the Times ran in a graphic I couldn’t hide from), more buyers bought the Prius this year because it “makes a statement about me” (57 percent) than because of its better gas mileage (36 percent) or lower carbon dioxide emissions (25 percent) or new technology (7 percent).

― get bent, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)

57 percent of the buyers sampled were honest

― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

wait, jb, you're cio-ing people who write stuff like that, right? that kinda tone/attitude is so annoying. i bet the writer is an 'i don't even own a tv' person

jon that sucks - how to get $ out of her?? without violence?

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

This is the one who used my laptop without asking :(

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

intimidation ok

― jergïns, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

Uses your laptop? Install a keylogger and wait for her to use banking sites, obv.

― mh, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

if she hasn't paid rent can't you ask yr landlord to evict her?

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

have you confronted her about any of this stuff?

― tehresa, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

i'm totally NOT paying rent next month because our lease is up september 1st and our landlord is notorious for being a slumlord/not returning security deposits and i've been fucked over on that too many times. dick move? yeah but fuck that guy.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

MY LANDLORD
DEPARTMENT OF TAKING MY MONEY
FUCK YOU DIVISION

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

dear back,

i know i fucked you up bad trying to be mr cool guy & impress girls on the dancefloor sat night. i know that. but please stop spasming and hurting me. I GET THE MESSAGE. CIO BACK.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

lol u old!

― admrl, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

OK, she paid rent and utils. Haven't broached the subject yet.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

cio MIXED SIGNALS

― Jordan, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

omg is this the same chick?

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

lol u old!

-- admrl, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 3:56 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol i know. and the story gets worse

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

yeah

― Jordan, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

me old too

― admrl, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

wear a shirt next time you see her that says "I am straight up tired of all this bullshit." xpost

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

borrow the 3xc3pt3r PA system to replace your broken speakers and entertain your roommates with your renewed interest in early Hanatarash.

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

dude passive aggression is gonna get you nowhere. talk to her.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

i liek sD's suggestion, too, though :)

― tehresa, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

The last PA I borrowed met with an misfortune. However, it was due to a fuse that blew too soon, so all was well. My favorite Amp ever was lost to a slow blow fuse :(

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

I totally had no idea who you all were going on about until I saw the monkey video. Must be a slight generational thing:

https://www.transactionserver1.com/_images/UncleJesse.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

talking + passive-aggressive t-shirt sounds like win-win

― Jordan, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

hey at least you aren't sending mixed signals!

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

xyp: naw these are powered JBLs, totally indestructable. We don't need 'em til mid-August. They're just hanging out at Monkeytown now.

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Monkeytown!

also seccyD is wise, JW, take him up on that

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

wait what is monkeytown

― river wolf, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

m0nkeyt0wnhq.com

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Won't you take me to?

― David R., Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://cots.shaftnet.org/img/zaius.jpg

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

welcome back morbs!

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

thanks, but I'm not back back

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

lol u old!

-- admrl, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 3:56 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol i know. and the story gets worse

-- s1ocki, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 4:25 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i am imagining one of those sitcoms where dr. huxtable or tim the toolman hurts his back and has to walk at a right angle to a laugh track

― deej, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

let's just say it has been a really ridiculous weekend.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

cio me sitting here watching the this corrosion video

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

hey now.

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boinZ5BIlkw
it's mesmerizing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 17 July 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

the "lucretia, my reflection" one is crazier. also footage of sisters on totp

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

CIO creepy local message board webmaster bothering me in public. Dude just accosted me in a coffeehouse because I called Ron Paul a jackass on the board. Like he came over to me with his laptop and turned the screen toward me and said "What did you mean by this? Did you watch all these clips blah blah blah!? What about this one?" I'm going to file a restraining order.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

cio Army recruiters bugging me while I try to eat lunch

― milo z, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

just enlist and they'll leave you alone.

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

"Hey, I just deleted your thread about Mark Frank's Restaurant, since there already was one. Is that ok? That doesn't bother you, does it?" No, but you're embarrassing the fuck out of me please go away.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

Hurting don't accidentally spill yr coffee while walking past his laptop. DO NOT DO THIS ACCIDENTAL THING.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

cio stupids being stupid

― admrl, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

cio insurance company telling me my annual dental coverage is already used up by my root canal when I still need to get a fucking $1500 crown like SOON so the root-canal tooth doesn't break into pieces.

STAY IN SCHOOL AND FLOSS EVERY DAY KIDS

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

I floss every day.

― admrl, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

cio talking about the dentist i really need to go to one but i do not like them. i really need to grow the fuck up about this but will probably ignore a little longer...

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

They're better than they were when I was kid as far as alleviating almost all pain during the process.

But yeah, my standard operating procedure is to ignore until searing pain overcomes all my inhibitions.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

cio my childish fears of having whirring scrapey pointy things in my mouth

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

cio pdf spam

― bnw, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

bell, you should go to the dentist that yerac and franz (and felicity) and i see. he specializes in treating the phobic and people who haven't gone to the dentist in years.

― lauren, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

don't forget to not drink soda as a child

― Jordan, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

I got it backward, drank tons as a kid and now can't stand the stuff.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

lauren, send me his info? that sounds perfect actually.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

oh hay i haven't been since college and i know i have at least one cavity going, is houdl do this too before i quti and have no insurance.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Don't you get insurance through school? oh, not dental maybe.

― admrl, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

sure thing, bell. send me your email address.

― lauren, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

i also have this dental dilemma

― deej, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

i sent it to your ilx webmail.

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

cio me still being banned altho maybe I r not by now y/n?

― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

Ah, cool.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

dear "song" stuck in my head for the past hour: ok, i get it, it's peanut butter jelly time. now cio.

― get bent, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

CIO STILL BEING AT WORK EVEN THO BOSS "FORGOT" TO PAY US THIS PAY PERIOD

― deej, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

deej, make a huge stink about how you had checks that overdrew your account and see if you can get him to re-imburse overdraft fees.

― gr8080, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god these fucking Ron Paul people - they use jargon like "sheepsters" and "DemoRATs" and "MSM".

http://images.cio-today.com/images/05/JAN06-CIOTODAY-300X390.jpg

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.infowars.com/cartoons_10.htm#rp_gold

― Heave Ho, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

cio oven stopped working. i came home half in the wrapper and decided to make some mac 'n' cheese. i took it out of the oven after 25 minutes and it was a warm caserole dish full of macaroni and a cheese roux.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I DON'T HAVE MUCH, CAN'T I HAVE A WORKING OVEN?!???!?!??

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

dear "song" stuck in my head for the past hour: ok, i get it, it's peanut butter jelly time. now cio.

this song is great!

CIO: neck soreness.

― haitch, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 04:27 (eighteen years ago)

bonus points go to hurting.
m.

― msp, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

cio dude on subway tonite who stayed on my car all the way from 6th ave to graham ave preaching! ipod could not drown him out. and he was repetitive!!! if you are not gonna switch cars, at least don't repeat yrself!

― tehresa, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

cio my supply of codiene running out in the middle of the night when I cant do anything about it til the morning GRAGRHEHREHG%$%$#

― Trayce, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

Dude just accosted me in a coffeehouse because I called Ron Paul a jackass on the board.

cio Ron Paul supporters in general! It's weird, the ones that have tried to "convince" me become flakier with each point they make.

― mh, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)

KEVIN aw dude, I am sorry. Will landlady fix ovens? The only redemption in yr story is that even plain cheese roux is some pretty good stuff....

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

cio 3 fucking journals to proof simultaneously

& lack of Cubs tickets

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

cio being constantly exhausted no matter what time i go to bed

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^ OTMx1000

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

Tehresa is that the guy who used to be on the L during morning rush hour all the time? Just a slight bit overweight, maybe in his 30s? Dressed like a clean and sane person, pretty slick delivery?

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

what the schef said, except i blame this on the fact that i wake up 89579234 times throughout the night no matter what time i go to sleep.

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

unless i go to sleep drunk. but that causes a whole other set of next day problems.

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

cio: boss being totally selfish and whining to me constantly about her bf problems (OH NO THEY ARE BOTH BUSY AT THEIR JOBS) and ignoring the fact I've been vomiting all morning while piling her job on me.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

cio basically everyone i know

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

cio interminable heartbreak and fleeting flicker of hope, this is such a bummer

― stevie, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

cio wanting to get back together with ex-girlfriend

― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

cio computer overheating like a motherfucker

― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

cio getting called "milf" even if it was meant as a compliment :(
NOT A MOM just olde enough to be

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Waht?? Quit the crack, who SAID that?? Bell is in NO way an M type.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, the ILF is totally understandable.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

i was wearing really dorky office clothes to be fair

― bell_labs, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

cio calling anyone a "milf" to their face ever! wtf. Is that supposed to be "saucy banter" or something?

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

i've gotten it recently. not meant in a complimentary way.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

wow people are dicks.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

oh man wtf

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

MILF has been tossed around as a "compliment" on ILX before I'm fairly certain

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

but I agree, wtf

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

oh, that kenan heburp

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

p.s. cio my boss's poor planning & understanding of the project she's assigned me

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

New for fall 2008-- sporty polypropylene ball gags for all members of my gender.

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

cio having to wait until next Friday to stick it to this POS job & this POS company

however, kiu usage of "heburp"

― David R., Wednesday, 18 July 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

can we make ILF into a new board?

― get bent, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

I've definitely seen that suggested before. The demand is clearly there...

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

on second thought, no

― get bent, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

dnw

― get bent, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

Probably wise.

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

I'd settle for DILF btw

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

divorcees?

― deej, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

gay divorcees?

― get bent, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thegoal.com/events/beyondthebowl/01.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

when did trent dilfer get so fat

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

CIO ME BEING SICK EVERY TIME I EAT WTF

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

maybe you're preggers

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

thanks, que

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

cio me suggesting people are preggers

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

srsly, no one wants to see me with a kid, dude.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

michael vick : dogs :: ally : babies

― max, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

GRATE WIF CHILD

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

cio 'office services mgr' flooding e-mailbox with no less than 6 "transit update" e-mails in a 1.5 hr period.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

Now That's What I Call Music 29 (UK)

― creme1, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

NO ONE CARES THAT YOU LIKE WACK MUSIC

― creme1, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

2 more emails.

― tehresa, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

cio the tangled web of blue cross, wellpoint pharmacy, and my doctor. i just hate the whole damn system so much.

― get bent, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

tell me about canada

― get bent, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Is it true that in Canada you cannot have private and public healthcare side by side as they do in Britain?

― admrl, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

Minnesota has a v. good needs-based state insurance apparently, but sadly this has not been enough to convince my wife we should move there.

― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 18 July 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

Is it true that in Canada you cannot have private and public healthcare side by side as they do in Britain?

-- admrl, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 9:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

yes. some ppl on the right have always pushed for two-tier healthcare system but that ain't how it is. thankfully.

― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:15 (eighteen years ago)

they have "ppl on the right" in canada?

― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

ugh this reminds me of npr piece i was listening to today about bush threatening to veto CHIP funding. a;lksdjgasdgal;skdj durr, why should kids have health insurance when there is a terror threat we should be spending money on!?Lk>GMD yeah rrrobyn, tell me about canada ;)

― tehresa, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

they have "ppl on the right" in canada?

-- get bent, Thursday, July 19, 2007 4:16 AM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

ya they are currently running our country :(

― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://canadianobserver.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/stephen_harper_victory.jpg

^^^ P.M.

― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

wow, a cyanotic nazi is running canada.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

ugh

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

is that data's long lost (fat) brother?

― tehresa, Thursday, 19 July 2007 04:40 (eighteen years ago)

Neocons on a Cruise: What Conservatives Say When They Think We Aren't Listening

I can't put my finger on why, exactly, but this article strikes me as a tremendous loud of shit -- beyond the predictable dumb-american-conservative bashing and the 'ahh, look at the silly yanks' superiority -- the whole thing seems false and over-convenient to me;' like the kind of email my kneejerk-liberal auntie would send me from her tenured faculty position at yale. limey stephen glass. i can't believe i read through the whole thing. :(

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 July 2007 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

I read that article a few days ago and couldn't finish it. I agree with you, it has a strongly patronising air that made me quite uncomfortable, as if the writer was very careful to cherrypick the worst random comments he could. An article written in the reverse would incense us - so should this.

― Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 06:56 (eighteen years ago)

Perhaps if a conservative had written it and been honest and resigned or something it mightve held more weight.

― Trayce, Thursday, 19 July 2007 06:58 (eighteen years ago)

& if you don't have the insight of HST, don't bother with the flaccid gonzo shit

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 July 2007 07:17 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I found it more disappointing than anything, like he had the chance to make some interesting observations and instead he just pulled out his notebook everytime someone said something shocking.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

the and what of journalism

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 July 2007 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

Plus I was just revisiting that awesome DFW essay about going a cruise, which only brought this piece's weaknesses into sharper relief.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)

sadly, half those quotes in that article could've come from my parents

― brownie, Thursday, 19 July 2007 13:21 (eighteen years ago)

kenan insensibly defending andy dick, CIO dude

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 July 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

cio TOWGA pasting me emails I sent her after we met. (We first properly met 5 years after we first were aware of each other.)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

a supposedly fun thing i'll never do again is amazing, one of my fav dFw's

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

cio http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=11034555&;page=0&fpart=1&vc=1

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

COPY AND PASTE

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

cio boss riding mah jock when she was not even supposed to be in today (supposed to be at conference but is "sick" but still at work? grrr)

― bell_labs, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ cosign (to DFW essay props)

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

errr http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=11034555&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

how did you even end up with the semicolon there in the first place

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

That was what was in the address bar! So I guess in raw html you're supposed to quote entities in urls in attribs (aka href), but I'm wondering if the blog I got the link from double encoded it?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

i loved dfw when i was in college but adult-me finds him a little too glib. my favorite thing of his is that piece about dictionaries.

― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

they must have. if I use the link w/ the semicolon I get an error page back

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

there are way too many pages on &escaped chars in php and semicolons vs ampersands

stupid bad kludgy www

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

I think ILX mangled the url too

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

The worst thing about php is the userbase producing bad howtos

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

The worst thing about ~~php~~computing is the userbase ~~producing bad howtos~~ never learning what GIGO means

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

^ TRUTH

― sleep, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

COSINE

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

copy and paste coding ruined perl for me (1998)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

cio me so thoroughly fucking up my personal finances that i've pretty much fucked over my friends' band in regard to getting out a new 7" before they leave town this fall and my rent check for next month has a real chance of bouncing too. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 19 July 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

hint: do not usre "find gmail contacts" on social networking sites

NOT

WANT :(

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

TAKE IT TO I LOVE COMPUTERS NERDS

― bell_labs, Thursday, 19 July 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

sorry that was xpost

― bell_labs, Thursday, 19 July 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

xxpost

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

CIO jon dicking with glam thread

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

is that what happened to the jeff thread also?

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

(i'm just guessing)

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

yeah where's the glam thread??

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

it's back

(sorry jon)

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

It shimmers and ripples; you cannot see it at all times and from all angles.

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

"I can't hear you, Jacques! What's that? The Muslims are doing what to you? I can't hear you!"

hahaaaa

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

That article is great, thanks for posting it! What a brave journalist.

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

yeah where's the glam thread??

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, July 19, 2007 9:42 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

>:[

it's gone again!

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

TS: Wingadoon vs. Glamadoon

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

That article is great, thanks for posting it! What a brave journalist.

I hope you don't mean this seriously, because that's a serious insult to all of the journalists who, like, actually do brave things.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

But - Republicans!

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

I mean what, do you think they're going to throw him off the boat if they find him out or something? I mean there were hardcore Republicans at almost every passover seder I ever attended (including a well-known neocon columnist). They just say lots of douchebaggy things - they don't have fangs.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT? They are religious and hateful! Don't you read newspapers?

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

ALSO

they like and carry guns, so one could mad and shoot you if you make fun or disagree with them. Glad I have a desk job!

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

STOP THE FACISTS!

― Jon Lewis, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

there were hardcore Republicans at almost every passover seder I ever attended (including a well-known neocon columnist).

jewish suzy!

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, it was the same few hardcore Republicans - I didn't mean to suggest that the entire Jewish community in DC is overrun with hardcore Republicans.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

I bet it is though

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Also, CIO me starting sentences/posts with "I mean"

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Ha! I do that too! In real life I mean, "talking".

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

I think American Jews go like 80% Democrat or thereabouts.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

naaaaaah I read Hot Air!

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

This is my, how you say, forte.

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

A large percentage of neocons are Jewish =/= a large percentage of Jews are neocons.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

You know last time I was home we all went out to an Indian restaurant and my mother leaned across the table and said to me "you know what's so great about all the immigrnats coming over here? All the wonderful food they brought with them!", and then we sat down to a meal and it was in fact quite delicious.

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

Point being - I did not ask her why her grandparents and their friends had not set up Lithuanian and Ukrainian restuarants when they immigrated.

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

bc eastern european food mostly sux amirite?

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, a lot of older British Jews seem to think like my parents. Not all of them though. I can't speak for American Jews, obviously.

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

perogies, dog

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

I could picture my mother saying something similar.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

well there we go! hands across the ocean.

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

There just aren't a lot of possibilities to be squeezed out of potatoes, cabbage and meat, especially with basically no spices. Basically you can stuff them inside each other.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

There's borscht ice cream!

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

Oh yeah sorry and beets how could I forget.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

There's also bread. And grape juice.

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

paprika, too

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

mushrooms

― s1ocki, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

cd be a fucking awesome top chef episode

― remy bean, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

bc eastern european food mostly sux amirite?

yes :(

― Jordan, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

We derailed this one first

In case it isn't clear, I was only kidding with the "brave journalist" thing, I was using humour!

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

It's cool. I actually wasn't sure at first but figured it out after a couple of posts.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe because it was humour with a "u"

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

I'm bored.

Yes, too subtle for you probably!

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

Please explain, I are american

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

jews be arguin

― Jordan, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

Not really. It's all jokes.

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

jews be jokin

― Jordan, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

We're supposed to be naturally funny, it's so hard to live up to.

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

there were hardcore Republicans at almost every passover seder I ever attended (including a well-known neocon columnist).

jewish suzy!

-- admrl, Thursday, July 19, 2007 6:17 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Speaking of I are American please explain, I don't get this one.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

SUZY! You know, on ILE? Namedropping!

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

Except you didn't use a name. Worst namedropping ever.

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

Was it Michelle Malkin?

― admrl, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

borscht ice cream!! i want to try this so much
i just ate awesome poppyseed rugelah of eastern euro origin and it was fiiiinnne
xpostz

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

Ok rugelach -- you just redeemed all of Eastern Europe.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

that and maybe noodle kugel

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

Was it Michelle Malkin?

Haha

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

hungarian goulash

― nabisco, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

nectar of the magyar gods

― nabisco, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.greensboro-nc.gov/NR/rdonlyres/9BF26576-F915-4803-B685-BA831A0BE4EF/0/GHOUL2orange.gif

― Jordan, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

Get it, sunglasses! Waht?

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

wait your mom is my mom

― river wolf, Thursday, 19 July 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

hint: do not usre "find gmail contacts" on social networking sites
DO
NOT
WANT :(
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, July 19, 2007 6:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Hi lindsay,

How's it going? Have you heard about Yelp yet? I am addicted to it!

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

will you two just sleep together already?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 July 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

I do not like Yelp.

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't even know i had a yelp account but apparently i made one in a food-poisoning driven delirium

x-post, kevin cut it out

― bell_labs, Friday, 20 July 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

cio surmounter. you make threads unreadable

― jergïns, Friday, 20 July 2007 06:32 (eighteen years ago)

cio me still not sleeping. i watched the sun come up this morning, slept less than 2 1/2 hours, did all i could to keep myself active all day and cut down on cigarettes in hopes of being exhausted at a reasonable hour. now here it is closing in on two in the morning and i'm still wide awake. i fucking hate this.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 July 2007 06:49 (eighteen years ago)

cio surmounter. you make threads unreadable

lol =) so yeah um Lindsay...

― kv_nol, Friday, 20 July 2007 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

he's like a sixth-grade lex

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 20 July 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

cio Harry Potter anything srsly, fuck off, doesn't he just die from a buttfucking already?

― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

seriously. i dont want to hear anyone giving me shit for reading sweet valley high ever again.

― sunny successor, Friday, 20 July 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 20 July 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

cio my ex txting me having happyfun drunktime at goth club I didnt go to because I am lazy antisocial prick and now I am alone and sad and he's telling me how much fun he is having :(

― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

well this is certainly better than hearing about harry potter.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

cio nu-popists. i must have been so unbearable when i was like this! there is so little said in those threads

― deej, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ban crying.jpg

― Laurel, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

cio surmounter. you make threads unreadable

repost for effect

― El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

guys I think he might possibly maybe is pulling yr collective chain.

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

nah, i'm pretty sure he's an idiot

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, gr otm. so can i revive my pre-emptive ban idea or will elmo yell at me again?

― tehresa, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

None of you mentioned Bigos in re: E Euro food redemptions! BIGOS!!!

Do the last few posts have anything to do with the intolerable Winehouse thread?

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

Q: What do you call a bull masturbating?

― sexyDancer, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

bigos + kielbasa = greatest wintertime meal
xpost
uh

― rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

BEEF STROGANOFF

― sexyDancer, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

LOL

― rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

cio manager putting out mass message to all attorneys that i am leaving when i told her i wanted to speak with my bosses personally, but would not have a chance until next week because they are both out right now. as;ldgjksd

― tehresa, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

I AM VERY INTERESTED IN BELL LABS OPINION ON FRIED CHICKEN!!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

cio earthquakes

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

i thought you were having fun?

― sunny successor, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

I want Bigos for lunch now .\/.

― Jon Lewis, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

i thought you were having fun?

Me? I was but now I am grouchy from being woken up. This is the less fun part of earthquake.

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if Sonic Youth felt the earthquake?

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

cio, sort of: i found a quiet and tranquil place to sit and within two minutes a party of about twenty jovial japanese speakers descended on the table next to me. "sort of" because i love jovial japanese speakers! just not right now, right here.

― get bent, Friday, 20 July 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

i keep picturing...

http://www.hometheatermag.com/images/archivesart/805integra.1.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 20 July 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

"More beer! We are big tippers!"

http://www.ultimateavmag.com/images/archivesart/1006piosex.1.jpg

― scott seward, Friday, 20 July 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

I was cooler with Surmounter back when I thought he was 17 years old and lived in Beirut.

― jaymc, Friday, 20 July 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

surmounter vs. molly mummenschanz

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know, I don't really read the librarians thread.

― jaymc, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

I just posted their names randomly because it seemed funny because I don't really know who either of them are.

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

You've been out of the game for too long, old chap.

― jaymc, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

The game's done changed, that much is true. I remember when this was all fields and you could leave your door unlocked at night.

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

I have a hard time keeping track of posters-as-punchlines

― Hurting 2, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

It always just seems like too much inside baseball stuff to me.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

(/Hurting)

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Molly is a treat, you just don't know.

― Laurel, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

I felt a zing coming on after I posted that one.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 20 July 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

I am nothing if not predictable.

― admrl, Friday, 20 July 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

cio drunk jerks pushing me and trying to start fights because i seem "faggy" to them

kiu montana outsides, cio montana people

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

(maybe he read glam thread?)

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)

(also, to be fair, I think I may have suggested that I was gay in response to him talking shit about gays, just to wind him up. so, cio me running my mouth when I'm drunk)

― river wolf, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

noize board got your back, rw

― max, Saturday, 21 July 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

NAH I USED TO LIKE THE GAY THREAD UNTIL SURMOUNTER STARTED POSTING FIVE POSTS BACK-TOBACK ABOUT MY SO CALLED LIFE SO ONE HOMO AGREES WITH YOU RW U HUNK

― strgn, Saturday, 21 July 2007 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

molly is aok! she is not anyhwere near 'new poster' iirc, too.

surmounter = .adgjkas dg why is he on EVERY thread?! argh!

― tehresa, Saturday, 21 July 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

oh god i think the dog got stolen this morning

dog was missing
gate was open
ball was sitting on the outside steps
collar next to it

― remy bean, Saturday, 21 July 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

fuck

― remy bean, Saturday, 21 July 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

no!!

― rrrobyn, Saturday, 21 July 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

cio real estate broker woman not showing up/calling/answering phone for appointment made yesterday to see apartment. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW UP AND UNLOCK THE DOOR AND THEN YOU GET A BUNCH OF MONEY AND YOU CANT EVEN DO THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!?

cio roomate being in shower for 20 minutes when i have to pee.

― bell_labs, Saturday, 21 July 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

cio roommate putting used lady product in wastebasket without bag in it. GROSS

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 21 July 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

who steals a dog?!?

― ghost rider, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Oh my god remy are you serious!!? :( Shit I hope that is not true and doggy is ok.

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit :(

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

8 hours gone
not at pound
or 5 block radius

― remy bean, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

may just have been let loose by some kids. Try not to hyperventilate and leave your number at the local pound. expend the energy making flyers if you have a picture and post as quickly as possible around the neighborhood. v. v. sorry, that's really horrible. She may have been lifted and dropped off elsewhere and come stumbling home in a day or so.

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

GR is right tho, srlsy who steals a dog? :(

― Trayce, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

that is horrible, man. i'd try craigslist too if you are in a big city.

― bnw, Saturday, 21 July 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

cut it the fuck out having to return the shoes i bought for bridesmaid dress because bridezilla sister who originally said she didn't care what color shoes we got is now requiring "champagne" colored shoes. QE:OILFJ get one grip, lady, no one is going to be looking at me, much less my feet!

― tehresa, Sunday, 22 July 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

cio rsi in finger from compulsively playing the "Pets" application in Facebook due to being at work with nothing tangible to do besides playing messenger

― HI DERE, Sunday, 22 July 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

guess who woke me up this morning?

at the end of a long, strange, amazing saga?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/Riley3.jpg

Riley! Yay! I like the universe again!

― remy bean, Sunday, 22 July 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

awwwww that is so great! so happy doggie came back :) :)

― tehresa, Sunday, 22 July 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

So relieved, Remy -- more than it wd be noize to say. Go throw some sticks and enjoy it!

― Laurel, Sunday, 22 July 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

wait dude goes missing for days and all he brings back is a natty tennis ball??

― river wolf, Sunday, 22 July 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

j/k, remy, i am obviously very happy duder is alright.

― river wolf, Sunday, 22 July 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

I thought it was a lime!

― HI DERE, Sunday, 22 July 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

"Sorry for stressing you out; have a gin & tonic."

― HI DERE, Sunday, 22 July 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

aw he is such a cutie!!

― tehresa, Sunday, 22 July 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

I bought him a $20 whole foods steak for dinner

― remy bean, Sunday, 22 July 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

fetching limes would be an ace trick, tho

― remy bean, Sunday, 22 July 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

glad yr dog is alright that must'vs been stressful as hell!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Sunday, 22 July 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

any idea where he went?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 22 July 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

he definitely got picked up and dumped by somebody: the house my roommate retrieved him from was halfway across the city. he seems to be absolutely okay.

there's a lady who rents the (converted) garage at my house, she called a "psychic" friend who claims that she saw "a mexican family in a van" pick Riley up, but then let him leave. The reason he was permitted to leave was that "the – I see very large – mexican family" didn't realize how much responsibility a dog would be and also that the dog was "seeking emotional retribution" for being left behind when $roommate went to wisconsin for a weekend.

― remy bean, Sunday, 22 July 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

o_O! Thats pretty freaky... how did you all know where to go to find him? Or did they call and confess?

Glad he's back :D :D

― Trayce, Sunday, 22 July 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

CIO my inability to work Simple Viewer properly :-((((((((

― stevienixed, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

dear vengaboys six flags song: get outta my head and take the scary old man with you.

― get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

Surmounter is hurting my head like a 1000 dogz.

― Trayce, Monday, 23 July 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

omg vengaboys 6 flagsdsjfsdlkdjflskdflksd

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

CIO MAROON 5 friends trying to be my Facebook friend!!!

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

maroon 5 FANS

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

a fan is just a friend you haven't made yet ;D

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://imnotthatadamlevine.org/
http://imnotthatadamlevine.org/
http://imnotthatadamlevine.org/
http://imnotthatadamlevine.org/
http://imnotthatadamlevine.org/

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

dear vengaboys six flags song: get outta my head and take the scary old man with you.

-- get bent, Monday, 23 July 2007 03:55 (13 hours ago) Link

that dude is kenan at age 90

― sanskrit, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

cio me tryin to discuss mexicans food with anyone besides sensible ppl like jbr

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 23 July 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

there was a ban for a reason.

― sexyDancer, Monday, 23 July 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

CO-WORKER SENDING ME LONG, FACTUALLY INCORRECT, RACIST, FLAG-WAVING FWDS THAT END LIKE THIS:

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM.
AMEN!

SHUT YOUR FACE YOU FILTHY SHIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THAT, I GUESS NOT THO

ALSO, STOP TALKING IN COMEDY "FOREIGN" ACCENTS TO YOUR NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING CUSTOMERS ON THE PHONE

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

don't you work at a print shop or something?

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, maybe the email was "ironic."

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

"Filthy shit" is funny

― admrl, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The American G. I.

omfg STOP BEING A BIG FUCKING CARICATURE MASS FWDING PPLS

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

you work with ethan?

xposts

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

i work in the sales office, the print shop is abt 50 ft away

and no, it's not ironic, he professes to hate our president but he's still a fucking xenophobic douche (middle-class italian catholic variety)

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 23 July 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

cio: ppl giving a shit abt harry potter 'spoilers'

― Ward Fowler, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

cio: ppl giving a shit abt harry potter ~~'spoilers'~~

― river wolf, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

All y'all should take a deep breath about HP. The books are just super-fun.

― Laurel, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

cio: ppl ~~giving~~ shit ~~abt~~ harry ~~potter~~ 'spoilers'

― s1ocki, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

cio: landlady sending me email thanking me for not smoking in the building but asking that i CROSS THE STREET TO SMOKE BECAUSE THE SMELL TRAVELS UP TO HER WINDOW. lady, don't expect any sympathy from me because in case you forgot, SOMEONE PAINTED MY WINDOWS SHUT YEARS AGO.

now if you'll excuse me i have to go have a conversation wherein I SHOUT THE SECOND HALF OF ALL MY SENTENCES.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 23 July 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

ALSO, STOP TALKING IN COMEDY "FOREIGN" ACCENTS TO YOUR NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING CUSTOMERS ON THE PHONE

-- elmo argonaut, Monday, July 23, 2007 6:12 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

elmo, do you work with a michael scott of the office fame?

― sanskrit, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

elmo, that email-ending part is great! If someone doesn't grasp the hilarity in there that's their own problem.

― mh, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh damn kev, that sounds like our neighbors! this girl came down at MIDNIGHT one school night to bitch at us about smoking and tell us to go outside (p.s. we live on 1st floor and she lives on 3rd) but no one ever smokes in our apartment and even if we did, what the hell business is it of hers!? it's our apartment!

― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

cio: ppl giving a shit abt harry potter 'spoilers'

-- Ward Fowler, Monday, July 23, 2007 9:20 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

real talk

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

cio referencing "Real Talk" so that nothing else will be able to exist in my head on ride home.

Actually, kiu.

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

i am confused about who jon lewis is

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

that is okay though

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Jon Lewis is a fule who posts under his actual name. And has to leave work now!

What's confusing?

― Jon Lewis, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

i just thought you might be someone who had another name previous to this one! b/c people do that. but you are a more newish person i figure!
also, i get confused, on and off

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

fuck it, i'm going to lean on the wall across the street and smoke cigarettes. that's gonna look suspicious after sun down.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

jon lewis and milton are two of the people who give me a reason to live when it comes to ilm. i guess that should go on the kiu thread. but keep it up you guys!

― scott seward, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

jon lewis and milton = EXTRA CONFUSING

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

oh! i miss out on these things b/c of my limited/no ilm involvement
every time i think i should start i try and then i stop soon after :/ hm
xpost

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

maybe i will go read the doom metal thread(s)

― rrrobyn, Monday, 23 July 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

need to do laundry reaching tragicomic proportions (but i just bought detergent so this will be remedied)

― get bent, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

also, apartment is not just "a" mess, it is ALL the messes

― get bent, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

oooh me too. and too lazy to fix tonight other than putting drycleaning in bag i will probably forget to take with tomorrow morning. oy.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

cio Clinton beating the dead horse of "didn't someone else win the 2000 election" for the umpteenth time for cheap applause on the youtube debate YEAH WE KNOW WE GET IT QUIT YER BITCHIN AND SAY SOMETHING SUBSTANTIVE.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

xxxxxxpost--- yeah rrrobyn I figured maybe your confusion re: my identity was from my name and Milton's? I haven't been posting on ILM all that long, and on the NB only since Boadrum.

Fun JL facts DID U KNOE? I turn 37 on wednesday. I should not be working a 40hr office job because a few years ago I was making a living doing comic books. My dog is tiny and cuet. My wife's dog is large and cuet. We live in the dreaded Wmsburg but you'll just have to forgive us cuz our rent is v cheap. I'm from St Paul and very fierce about MN.

Scott you make me blush with these praisings! I gotta get all the thoughts I have balled up for Rolling Classical Thread out this week. It will be a long winded post.

Ok CIO me not talking about CIO.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ fierce.

hey happy belated birthday!

― tehresa, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

No you're ahead of time! It's on Wednesday.

Thanks tho!

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

I can read good. I think I read turn as turned.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:24 (eighteen years ago)

see, i thought you had just started posting around boadrum time! i should never doubt my own brain.xls

37 sounds like a good age to be + leos are great (lol astro generalization but hey.) what comic books?

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

I'm actually fretting abt this 37 one more than I usually do. Now I'm trying to distract myself with the fact that it's the first prime number birthday I've had since 31, and 31 was a really good year for me.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:31 (eighteen years ago)

Comics: True Swamp (still going off and on), Ghost Ship, Spectacles, Power Of 6 (newish). Also wrote the scripts for the monthly DC comic which (almost) bears your screen name, for a couple of years. Work for hire on that last one, you know, nice $$.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

cio 75 cent pinball @ Black Cat for one game
cio 2.00 for 3 games

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

whoa! that is neat
i hope the office job is somehow worth it and/or temporary
xpost

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

a few years ago I was making a living

I can now stop mentally adding "not that Jon Lewis" when I see your name!

― energy flash gordon, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 03:35 (eighteen years ago)

or I can cut out doing it, even

― energy flash gordon, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

ohnoes who is energy flash gordon??!

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

rrrobyn here is the scary metal thread that i started. BUT IT'S VERY SCARY. just so you know.

the occasional thread for mean, nasty, ugly, evil metal that doesn't smell good and that takes itself way too seriously

― scott seward, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

cio gigantic fucking mega-bug crawling up my leg while i'm doing dishes and freaking me the fuck out

― impudent harlot, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

2 bucks for 3 games of pinball is bullshit

― jergïns, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

I can now stop mentally adding "not that Jon Lewis" when I see your name!

haha that makes two of us!

― David R., Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

ew!! at giant bug

scottt, i am totally going to read that thread even though it is scary
i'm also scared that it will make me start thinking that francophone bass-playing metalheads in tight black jeans and metal belts are guys i should be dating

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:08 (eighteen years ago)

i'm totally into grave in the sky recommendation btw

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

jon lewis should come get noise drinks sometime in teh dreaded willamsbourg!

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

I fully endorse Jon Lewis' fierce feelings about St. Paul MN REPREZANT blah blah etc no but really it's great here.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 08:12 (eighteen years ago)

2 bucks for 3 games of pinball is bullshit

-- jergïns, Monday, July 23, 2007 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

if youre good you only need one

― sunny successor, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

hey now! it was Jackbot, and everytime i got it into the Game Saucer it kicked it out right between the flippers.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

um hello? this is like another land...

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

don't you hate that bullshit!!!

xpost

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

hi surmounter!

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

hey! wow things like happen here, i thought it was a dead board. far from it i'm gathering

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

xpost i mean, at least give me a chance. i tried to shake it a little as it kicked out, but i was so freaked out by paying 75 cents for a game i couldn't focus.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

i thought surmounter was banned?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

you write comics JL? that's really cool! also I want see pictures of doggies.

I thought about applying to univ of mn for grad school but I dunno if I can handle the cold.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

can u be banned if uve never been?

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

here, never been here

― Surmounter, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

jon lewis should come get noise drinks sometime in teh dreaded willamsbourg!

Agreed. Send me a pigeon when the time comes.

Actually I would try to horn in on OMG DMPLNG PRTY but Tues nights are my weekly cartoonist hangout thingy.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Jessie I'll try to put dog pix on a WAYLTL thread. There are probably some on one of my friends' Flickr pages.

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

CIO stupid curvature of the earth

― Laurel, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

i thought surmounter was banned?

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:38 AM (Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:38 AM) Bookmark Link

no i was overruled on my pre-emptive ban idea by surmonster apologists.

― tehresa, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ prophet in her own time

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

Oh those wacky gheys.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

TEHREZA:

http://www.bc.edu/bc_org/avp/cas/ashp/NEWhp252/portnov/morgan40.jpg

― Laurel, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

Readings by TERESA

And She Says:

DON'T GIVE UP!

(Guaranteed results in 24 hours)

THIS SOUTHERN BORN Spiritualist who brings TO YOU the solutions to the mysteries of the DEEP SOUTH, seeks to help many thousands of people who have been CROSSED, HAVE SPELLS, CAN'T HOLD MONEY, WANT LUCK, WANT THEIR LOVED ONES BACK, WANT TO STOP NATURE PROBLEMS or WANT TO GET RID OF STRANGE SICKNESS. If you are seeking a surefire woman to do for you the things that are needed or WISH TO GAIN FINANCIAL AID or PEACE, LOVE ans PROSPERITY in the home, you need to see this woman of GOD today!

etc etc etc

― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)