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― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

is that poop

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://i3.tinypic.com/2vvmmbo.jpg

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.shemgroup.org/images/Shem%20gallery%20NEW/Bethany/bethany_clip_image016_0000.jpg

― be home by 11 (orion), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

these photos are a coup for the paparazzi

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh man it was so much better when i thot she ws licking poop

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

i have no idea what's really happening here

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.blms.issaquah.wednet.edu/Library/images/Art%20work/Nose%20Picker.jpg

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

plz embed required sound file

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

leo, you really want yr future girlfriend to be a cokewhore? that is surprising.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

i guess, though, that i want her:
http://photos-527.ak.facebook.com/ip001/v12/17/34/4304318/n4304318_30033527_3533.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

if yknow what i mean

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

or maybe i could hit this. made out w/ her once:
http://photos-532.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v60/84/74/4300236/n4300236_30425532_8255.jpg

ps- yes that is me next to her.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

btw u r v v crepey

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

It's just the moustache.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

and sweat.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

True. I was excusing the sweat because, well, they appear to be at a sauna party, so...par for the course.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

and V neck. it's the new hipster fashion. all my friends are wearing them

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

Is #1 Paris or Nicole?

― milo z (mlp), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

do you even read blogs?

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

dude, midway nicole was pretty cute. and she's fucking funny as all hell. that Simple Life show was really great because of her

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

I still don't understand the first pic...it looks like she's licking either a pair of dentures turned upside down or some sort of mealy-worm. I think I prefer this to the truth.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

trees that is nuts, and yes cocaine addicts are appealing too

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

xpost it's nicole richie dipping her snout in a platter of cocaine

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

or just eating it

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

#2 is very pretty, we shared some air in a class once

― friday on the porch (lfam), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

don't tell me there's going to be a v-neck backlash. hipsters ruining things for everyone

― grbchv! (skowly), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

but ... you ARE a hipster

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fluxblog&diff=next&oldid=104858430

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

He doesn't seem to like the free booze as much as I do, if his intake at a certain Chicago rock festival is any indication.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

He does like ham sandwiches. Apparently his mom's are very good and filling.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

guys, if you start linking to perpetua posts here i will add them with proper references to wikipedia

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

but ... you ARE a hipster

-- sexyDancer (jjjjjjjjjjjjj...), February 1st, 2007 4:15 PM. (sexyDancer) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

outed

― grbchv! (skowly), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22mom+make+me+a+ham+sandwich%22

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 February 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know: i used to look like this:
http://photos-175.ak.facebook.com/ip001/v12/226/82/4300326/n4300326_30028175_5193.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

striped shirt, that is. and here's more or less how i look in a 'normal situation':

http://photos-038.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v47/150/92/4300457/n4300457_30352038_5616.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

lose the stache

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Monday, 5 February 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

in other words, i'm afraid to nix the moustache because i look twelve years old without it. i spent enough time when i was younger getting hit on my crepey old men.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

but i've been contemplating it for a while. perhaps this might get me to finally suck up and lose the face i've grown to like.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:15 (eighteen years ago)

as a 'lady' i am telling you, LOSE THE F***ING STACHE

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Monday, 5 February 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

thanks.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

;)

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Monday, 5 February 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

i don't mind the stache

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

Stache: 1
Cut it Off: 1
On the Fence: 1

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

cut it off.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

CUT IT OFF

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 5 February 2007 01:38 (eighteen years ago)

getting hit on my crepey old men.

Whereas now, you can look just like one, only not old enough to justify the creepy part. I vote lose the facial hair.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

OFF WITH IT

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

Whereas now, you can look just like one, only not old enough to justify the creepy part. I vote lose the facial hair.

This is my main argument against it. Will cut off tomorrow morning.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

also: buzzcut.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

bumfluff

― indian rope trick (bean), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)

cut if off, you look like a perv

― grbchv! (skowly), Monday, 5 February 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

no buzzcut. i look like this with a buzzcut at 15 years of age:
http://photos-341.ak.facebook.com/ip004/v37/152/62/3700002/n3700002_30332341_7934.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

my bad:
http://photos-341.ak.facebook.com/ip004/v37/152/62/3700002/n3700002_30332341_7934.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

uh, i'm the one in the black shirt.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

I think that's a gigantic improvement! Not that there isn't some in-between cut that would be even better and look a little more artful, but it's certainly better than the curtains of fine, straggly hair.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 February 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

Is that Forks on the left? Also mad Tuomas cuddlegame going on dudes!!!

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 5 February 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://danceslut.net/photography/Dancing/Gaskells2005e/Aviva+Alexander.jpg

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

so gonna happen

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 5 February 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

is the man a giant or the chick a waif?!??!?!

― be home by 11 (orion), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

he sweats like a giant. those stains are never gonna come out.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

eww

― universal death rats (sleep), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

He is the giant who kept her as a hostage in his court until her brother, the Red Knight, came to free her, only to find that she had grown accustomed to the oaf's giant face. Luckily for them all, her patient love broke the evil spell that turned his hair into snakes from sundown to sunup, and now their romance can bloom like the posy at his side.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Unfortunately the spell does not exist that could do something about that repulsive smirk on his face.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Laurel cease and desist

― UART variations (ex machina), Monday, 5 February 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

Noize makeovahz

― yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Monday, 5 February 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

ha, while we're on that, should i keep or drop the beard?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/supLATEBLOOMER.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

keep the beard, lose the hair + glasses, shave eyebrows

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

stay away from dairy and processed foods. white sugar, white flour. eat more greens. get out of the house more too. maybe join a gym? do you ride a bike?

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha i was just askin' about the beard. thnx for the advice though.

also that pic makes me look a little fatter than i am, though i definitely do need to exercise more and eat better!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

fuck that, just steal yr little brother's ADD meds

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

keep the beard, lose the hair + glasses, shave eyebrows

-- Edward III (edward.thur...), February 5th, 2007.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/penishead.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

stay away from dairy

ahahha

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

also that pic makes me look a little fatter than i am, though i definitely do need to exercise more and eat better!

lols I thought that said eat "butter"

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

MMMMMMM BUTTER

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

the beard is fine, but it could use a trimmin'. the neckbeard action is weird.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

also, commit to either the unibrow or the glasses. ditch the other.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 5 February 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

shave the beard.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

longer hair, pipe

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

If this is turning into a men's grooming advice thread, then I am in need of a haircut:

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/cuet.jpg

That was over a month ago. I'm considering something like I had this summer, which was the last time I had my hair cut. I'm thinking about this, but maybe not as short on top:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/59/170111823_1fac390934.jpg

I really like having the length, but my hair is really thick (good problem to have, I know) and it gets hard to manage. Thoughts? I'm considering going the other way entirely and just buzzing / crewcutting all that shit off.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Considering the thickness of your hair, I bet at about 1-2" it puffs out into something of a semi-fro, which I think would look great on youz.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

what's with that crap on your chin

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

looks like pubes

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

facial hair is a time honored tradition of lessening the perceived fatness of one's face. hence, chin pubes.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

I actually like your hair in the top pic the best!

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

I need a haircut too. :(

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

sans moustache:

http://photos-789.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v65/23/91/4302681/n4302681_30445789_9227.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

r u louis jagger's brother?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

r u in teh stone roses?

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

WAY NICER. MUCH LESS CREPEY 70s HOMEMADE PORNO DUDE.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

don't worry scott, jorel--you are both pretty too.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

looks much better!

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

at first i wasn't sure. after three hours, decided i like it and will keep shaving.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

ghey thread

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

Hey! Nice work. XP

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

thx..

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nippon-reise.de/xenon/bbimages/GHEY.jpg

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/5136/post11103047818xx2.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

i ain't hatin, just thought it was a funny pic i just saw and he had long hair and a stache

― jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, that could have been me. yesterday.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

except aqua briefs? no fuckin whey.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

trees - 10000x better. srsly. now flirt away with future girlfriend chick!

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Monday, 5 February 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

noize board is slowly turning into men's style + grooming daily

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

"slowly"

also dude you post about designer jeans

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

dude you post to WDYLL

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

hey hey hey can't we all just get along? and give each other grooming/fashion advice?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

if posting pics people take of me is a crime, i don't wanna be legal.

and i still couldn't give a fuck about no jeans that cost more than like $50.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 5 February 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

ladies, please

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sqi.gu.edu.au/kimages/Animated/Lines/line20.gif

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

DECREASE THE BEEF

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

increase the beefes plz

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

treesessplode reminds me of brad pitt in 12 monkeys

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, facial/non-facial hair advice needs to be told. advice about which pair of $100+ jeans? take it to style.com, bitchez.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

latebloomer's in danger of becoming Kevin Smith.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

he, he

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jra0224l.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

seriously my hands in my pocket like that make me look fat

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)

you aren't fat, latebloomer. you're just not a twig. no shame in that. i wish i could get back up to weight. right now, when i skip a meal, i look like i've been on coke for four days straight.

― the table is the table (treesessplode), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

i used to be a twig :-(

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 February 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

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