facebook redactions log

you know there's a little x you can click if you don't want your changes to be shown on everyone's feed.

This group might be the stupidest group in the history of facebook.

Maybe the girls in this group might be against conservative guys, but on the whole I feel as though girls wouldn't be opposed to dating guys who value a close-knit family, fiscal responsibility, and the belief that through hard work nobody is "stuck" in their current situation, rather they can use the free market to their advantage by working harder than the person next to them.

B***** D*** joined the group Ain't nothin SEXIER than A Fine Black Man!!. 10:47pm

fuck facebook

That one guy that quit joined the group Ain't nothin SEXIER than A Fine Black Man!!. 10:47pm

Geir Hongrø added the X Me application. 6:31am

Geir Hongrø (Norway) set a new RockYou X Me action. 6:11am
Would you like to Slap around with a large trout Geir Hongrø (Norway)? Yes No

Petra Cortright (New School) wrote
at 7:40pm
Jon Williams removed "Belle and Sebastian" from his favorite music.

good choice they fucking suck
Wall-to-Wall - Write on Petra's Wall - Message - Delete

Petra Cortright (New School) wrote
at 7:34pm
Jon Williams added "Kate Bush" to his favorite music.

Claire B***** removed "add water hummus" from her interests. 6:09am

part of a recipe i'd wager, facebook just grabs whatever lies between commas, no discrimination

hmmm yes insightful thank you louis

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comma-separated values (or CSV; also known as a comma-separated list or Comma-Separated Variable) file format is a file type that stores tabular data. The format dates back to the early days of business computing. For this reason, CSV files are common on all computer platforms.

CSV is one implementation of a delimited text file, which uses a comma to separate values. However CSV differs from other delimiter separated file formats in using a " (double quote) character around fields that contain reserved characters (such as commas or newlines). Most other delimiter formats either use an escape character such as a backslash, or have no support for reserved characters.

In computer science terms, this type of format is called a "flat file" because only one table can be stored in a CSV file. Most systems use a series of tables to store their information, which must be "flattened" into a single table, often with information repeated over several rows, to create a delimited text file.

Jon Williams removed "Rick Astley" from his favorite music.

;_;

criminal

Steve Mannion removed "Soft Cell" from his favorite music. 4:45pm

Ned Raggett is thinking "Hmmmm....hm.". 11:32am
Maura Johnston is eating cereal. 10:05am
Maura Johnston is eating cereal. 6:13am

Steve Mannion removed "early Simple Minds" from his favorite music. 11:05pm

blatantly just trying to get in the redactions log.

D1plo added you as a friend on Facebook

o_0

Caitlin O No received a gift from AdamRL 4:02pm
LONELY Otter
Give a Gift

Bridget C****** removed "rap/hip-hop" from her favorite music. 11:45am

ohman i just logged in and there is a 'dramatic chipmunk' gift option??
:/ i don't even know anymore

i kinda want to give someone a dramatic chipmunk but fuck spending a dollar on that

Terry Lennox removed "sluts" from their interests. 1:33pm

FB has been using internet memes as gifts for quite some time (dick in a box, bff otters, etc)

Do people actually buy the gifts for real $$$? Why?

ok but that dramatic chipmunk IS pretty ugly

xpost I've bought one, the money goes to cancer research I do believe

woah:

Alex Macpherson removed "madonna" from his favorite music. 12:25pm

that reminds me, I need to add Madonna to my favorite music

this is some 'night of the long knives' shit:

Alex Macpherson removed "ciara" from his favorite music. 11:03pm

This is what I get for finally accepting a request from a kid I used to go to school with:

N*cholas H*dson added the Dane Cook Quotes application. 5:43pm

Terry Lennox removed "conlon nancarrow. hilary duff" from their favorite music. 12:05am

J*** G0nz4l3z added "pretty mushrooms" to her interests.

this is some 'night of the long knives' shit:

Alex Macpherson removed "ciara" from his favorite music. 11:03pm

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, July 8, 2007 10:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

haha

Charlie Frame left the group Amyl Nitrite Appreciation. 5:51am

Dom Passantino removed the Honesty Box application. 8:47pm

hey buddy, you fucken asked.

I removed it because I needed to make space for Scrabble.

Terry Lennox removed "sluts. mdma" from their interests.

Julia West (Boston, MA) updated Twitter. 9:49am
i count 17 bug bites on my legs.
Dan Perry added the Vampires application. 9:29am
Dan Perry is up too early. 8:49am
Hannah Lehmann added "From Bauhaus to Our House" to her favorite books. 7:44am

^_^

B*** G***** wrote a new note. 12:44pm

Footprints in the Sand
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Go to the note...

Elisha S3ss1ons (Brit1sh Bro4dcasting Corp0ration) has chest bumped Ally. 7:41am

0J R6uter removed "Statistics" from his interests. 12:29pm
Bij0u E** is fuckin yo bitch in a chevy. 9:42am

Less About These Friends

You can select up to 20 friends that you prefer not to see in your News Feed. You will only get stories about these people if nothing else is available.

u_u

Facebook has a killfile

only 20?

Manage Credit Cards

Click here to manage credit cards associated with your Facebook account.

^^^ what is this insanity

Why should I pay for a Facebook Poll and how is it different from existing solutions?

A Facebook Poll provides rapid distribution, audience targeting and fast responses.

Laura Berlin removed "I LOVE MR. BLUE SKY BY THE ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTR.." from her favorite music. 3:00pm

an acquaintance of mine (i blocked his name out):

********* removed "Harry Potter" from his favorite books.
********* added "The Harry Potter Sagar" to his favorite books.

Such a sagar.

Tracy Feldman removed the Vibrating Hamster application. 8:00am

K***** C******* added "Harry Potters" to her favorite books. 9:38pm

I delete all the changes that show up on that damn thingy, they embarrass me.

(gf) is wearing her new Moz shirt. 12:41am

:D

Emily O****** removed "menudo fan club president #2" from her favorite activities. 5:45pm

Adam B3rlinsky-Sch1ne left the group Don't blame me... I supported John Kerry in 2004. 4:34pm

i have to change my myspace/facebook/whatever every time my sister becomes my friend because that girl is a snitch ;_;

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, February 26, 2007 1:00 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link
Delete Undelete Ban User User Info
you'd like her :D

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, February 26, 2007 1:01 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

o_O

Poke yourself?
You are about to poke yourself. This will appear on your homepage.

Dom Passantino left the group The OKCupid Migration Support Group. 5:03pm

Dom Passantino joined the group I had a psycho ex. 4:43pm

T****** L*** joined the group xkcd. 8:16am

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jon, different sister, not same sister that you befriended.

^_^

Ned Raggett added the SuperPoke! application.

and now the circle is complete...

Alex Macpherson and Matthew Perpetua are now friends. 11:00am

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Jon Williams (New York, NY) has married Ally.

Steve Mannion wrote on Terry Lennox's wall.

conservative on terrorism, liberal on mdma sluts

oh wow

Jon Williams has just compared you with one of his friends and thinks you are more trustworthy.

o_O
what does this mean

I think I compared u to L0u1s J@gger

L0u1s J@gger

wow

Try typing L o u i s J a g g e r

louis jagger

L0u1s J@gger

louis jagger

he, he

YOU COMPARED ME TO LOUIS JAGGER?

Matthew Perpetua asks:
I'm Going To St. Louis, Where Should I Get BBQ?

wow, sleep's hax is easier than mine :D

that should read "Matthew Charles Perpetua (aka flux) asks"

i learned it from ghost rider xp

You have a group invitation.
It pays to be an Aspie
Organizations - General
You have been invited by G*** E*****.
Would you like to join this group?

wow

how do you guys see this stuff? all i see are the things i do.

have you added any friends yet?

Here is where you stand relative to your friends,
based on votes we gathered from them.

you category votes %win winner
1st a better profile picture 3 100%
2nd a better sense of humor 2 100%
4th more confident 2 50%
6th more powerful 2 50%

Dan C**** joined the group If You (Mis)quote Withnail, Thinking You're A Card, You're Actually A Cunt.

=D

Dan P*rry (Boston, MA) compared friends.
In Dan's network L0u1s J@gger is the nicest

and now the circle is complete...

Alex Macpherson and Matthew Perpetua are now friends. 11:00am

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 10:04 (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Caroline Giuliani left the group Barack Obama (One Million Strong for Barack)

god now i'm comparing ppl

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9 of your friends added "T-Pain" to their favorite music

9 of your friends otm

the most otm 9 of my friends have ever been.

R@msay commented on K@n Y@ng Li's photo. 2:49am
haha. CHINA IS MINEEEEEEEEE BIYATCCCH

P@ddy J0hnson added the Naughty Gifts application.

Charlie Frame left the group I Secretly Want To Punch Slow Walking People In The Back Of The Head.

the name of that group almost makes me want to join facebook.
i have a lot of unresolved anger towards slow walkers.

I do too but I always fantasize about hurting them emotionally rather than physically.

ditto xpost

if you physically hurt them, they'd only walk slower.

or worse, they'd start swerving back and forth and become 10x harder to pass

THE GRASS DOESN'T GROW IN THE PLACES WHERE WE STOP AND STAAAND

RIVER BOTTOM

Ir@ is listed as married. 4:15pm

not a redaction b ut an AWWWW

^_^

Marisa Olson added "books. internets. politics. musics. arts. pizzas" to her interests.

jw is friends with dog latin?

Annette Sham and Geir Hongrø joined the group THEY ARE TRYING TO SHUT DOWN FACEBOOK - PETITION TO KEEP IT! INVITE ALL!.

A number of people are joining the group and not sticking to the rules. The rules are strict but simple:

1. Your profile picture must be a picture of you at a rave with a dog.

2. Pictures done in Paint or Photoshop are encouraged, but if you can get a real life picture of yourself at a rave with a dog then more power to you.

3. Anyone who joins and hasn't got a picture of themselves at a rave with a dog will be removed after 24 hours.

4. Oh and also you have to name the dog (eg "Ewan", "Solly", "Jeff" etc) and include the name in the picture in extremo-rave lettering.

5. All Disco-Dog pictures will be approved after 24 hours by Admins and if it does not adhere to our tight standards you will be asked to change it.
Photos

N1cole S1erra is wishing that i was going to school in the fall.

HAHAHAHA

Tim Finney removed "gangsta rap" from his favorite music.

Lou1s J@gger added "Hurricane Chris" to his favorite music.

Jon just Zodiac Attacked Petra Cortright! 12:26pm
PAINFUL ATTACK! : Jon, who is a Metal Rooster, clucked his way towards Petra, flew up and pecked Petra eyes out!

WAU!!!!

E**** K*** added "and trick daddy. also journey" to her favorite music

Ned Raggett added "or you can always check my blog" to his favorite books.

Ned Raggett added "Multiply the music and movie list lengths for something proper. I work in a library and I've got about fifty books piled up on the floor next to my desk that I really want to get around to reading soon. The Books application on here will let you know what I've been looking at lately" to his favorite books.

E*** joined the group If Sophie Ellis-Bextor does not release "If You Go" I'll harm myself.

L*** O'****** created a group. Im A ROCKSTAR and I'm going to PARKLIFE in a STRETCHED HUMMER

:(

Top Books in the Little Rock, AR network.
1
The Bible
2
Harry Potter
3
To Kill A Mockingbird
4
Zane
5
The Da Vinci Code

Charlie Frame left the group If You Can't Differentiate Between "Your" and "You're" You Deserve To Die.

-> Maybe Charlie realized: I R MADE MISTAKE OR SUMFING?

Stop bullying him

Top Music in the UGA network.

1 Jack Johnson
2 Coldplay
3 The Beatles
4 Incubus
5 Sublime

Top Books in the UGA network.

1 The Bible
2 Harry Potter
3 The Great Gatsby
4 Angels And Demons
5 To Kill A Mockingbird

xpost WAH? I wouldn't even know HOW to.

***** added "Anything by Pixar" to his favorite movies.
***** removed "God's Politics The Harry Potter Saga" from his favorite books.
***** removed "Cars" from his favorite movies.

Dom Passantino joined the group Just because i'm your friend on facebook doesnt mean i actually like you.

;____;

Top Music in the Greenville, SC network.
1
Country
2
Rap
3
Rock
4
R&b
5
Jack Johnson

where do u get that info?

COLLEGE: WHAT ARE THE TOP TEN BANDS AT YOUR SCHOOL ACCORDING TO FACEBOOK?

Alana Post is putting panties on a body pillow.

my list just showed up in my newsfeed?

**** ******* left the group Invite Your Friends to Make Genocide History in 2007.

**** ******* removed "Jack Johnson" from her favorite music.

Updated: **** ****** is pathetic....

Top Movies in the Greenville, SC network.
1
The Notebook
2
Wedding Crashers
3
Gladiator
4
Lord Of The Rings
5
Braveheart

Top Books in the Greenville, SC network.
1
The Bible
2
Harry Potter
3
To Kill A Mockingbird
4
The Notebook
5
Angels And Demons

Top Books in the Rochester network.
1
Harry Potter
2
1984
3
The Great Gatsby
4
The Catcher In The Rye
5
Atlas Shrugged

godless

Top Books (RPI)
1
Harry Potter
2
Ender's Game
3
The Lord Of The Rings
4
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
5
Fahrenheit 451

non-shocker

I didn't know orson scott card was that mass-popular

engineering school

http://vassifer.blogs.com/alexinnyc/2007/09/smack-in-the-fa.html

coldplay is its own genre

there was a guy at my junior high named benny. latino kid that once wore biker shorts to school and another time had lipstick on. didnt hear from him until college where he had converted to islam and changed his name to Jihad! he just found me on facebook. he has a photo album called "Bow Tie Collection" where there are 20+ photos of him in a suit and bowtie. i am his only non middle eastern, presumably non muslim friend. doesn't he know i'm half jewish and an infidel?

Alex Macpherson added "'the truth about diamonds' by nicole richie" to his favorite books.

his other books are all kind of jg ballard/brett easton ellis nihilism shocker.

that well known nihilist axis of bulgakov/christie

Stevie Nixed left the group I Fucking Hate Bono and His Fucking Face.

haha Hate is such a strong word, isn't it?

thats pretty much my bono sentiments

L**** M***** left the group I Love Israel!.
L**** M***** left the group I've Been Nutted On By Someone In AEΠ.

XD

L*** P***** removed "Uncle Kraker" from her favorite music.

Uncle Kraken.

hahahahaha Uncle Kracker.

You have a group invitation.
Bring Dave Matthews to Tech! (Georgia Tech)
Music - Rock
You have been invited by ********.
Would you like to join this group?

jody, i forget. is AEΠ the jewish frat?

lol curt!s

For some weird reason my FB has an announcement "Facebook are coming to GA Tech!" on it. Why am I seeing that!? Maybe is global thing.

I get that announcement but I thought it was only shown in the gatech network! I guess maybe they're trying to get geeks all over the world to come to campus?

Must be o_O

LOL pilgramage to Facebook seminar. Thats deep nerdage.

jody, i forget. is AEΠ the jewish frat?

yup

11 of your friends are now friends with Adam Schefter.

Updated: R***** C******* is in need of an iguana or dinosaur and a shitload of radioactivity.

guys the skittles gum gift is FREE, someone get me some gum!

J*** V***** L******* is a Honky

C**** B***** is what the fuck is it with women and Savage Garden?

m1les R3ad [my bro] wrote a new note.

Justice League of Penis
THIS IS HOW WE DO WHEN WE BALL HARD LIKE THIS, WHAT'S ON MY MIND GRAPES!
Go to the note...

Louis Jagger removed "this is the only bit i can't bring myself to erase" from his favorite music. 9:22am

Nicole Sierra removed "the promise ring" from her favorite music.

awww

Louis Jagger is thoroughly, thoroughly aggrieved with his 'hairdresser.' 8m ago

pics pls

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/profile6/1867/125/n36910239_565.jpg

Alexander Daniel Rancourt left the group People who wish an alien spaceship would come down.

YELLOW CARDE

sorry:-( i wasn't contributing and they kept sending messages about it.

i know right ;O

http://www.wikihow.com/Quit-Facebook

Updated: 5 of your friends joined the group Support the Monks' protest in Burma.

...because joining a FB group is REALLY going to get anything done. Good work guys.

***** ****** joined the group Do you want to see Dane Cook in Columbia, SC???.

is that for or against dc in sc?

for:-(

I've requested to add you as a friend on Doostang, an invite-only career community started at Harvard, Stanford, and MIT. You can use Doostang to find a job or internship, network, and access valuable career information from peers and industry professionals.

Thanks,

XXXX

Follow this link to accept my friend request.

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so i recently figured out that i live 0.8 miles from the corporate headquarters of facebook

http://www.miller-mktg.com/newsletters/mma_nl_winter05/MMA_NL_Networking.jpg

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DOOS the big stang driver

G4bri3lla S4rdin4 created a group.

I love to suck cock!
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Liz D**** updated her profile. She changed her quotes to "I am thinking it's a sign that our freckles...", see more.

El10t Gl@z3r is AIDS-free! Yaaaay!
on Friday

Linda Wong posted a link.
If I were a Disney Princess, I would be Ariel and Pocahontas
http://www.brainfall.com/test6...
You are part Ariel. You are beautiful but impaired. At times you are na�ve. Still, your innocence and good heart make you sought after and loved. You are part Pocahontas. You defy convention and sometimes do what is considered taboo. ...

Michaelangelo Matos is a fan of Kiki & Herb.

Dom Passantino left the group Feelings are boring. Kissing is awesome.

http://www.qwantz.com/shirt_feelings.png

http://www.panic.com/goods/images-items/shirt-k-feeling-mint/mininfo-1.gif

i joined facebook last night drunkenly

redact life

friend request from distant greek-aussie relative who shares my (very uncommon) last name

is 28 too old for facebook? i feel like a cougar. i haven't been in college for like 5 years

facebook isn't just for college students anymore!

I dunno, I joined with no profile filled out or anything just to see some group posted here. Since then I've gotten dozens (DOZENS!) of friend requests from people, none of whom have seen a college for at least 10 years.

Hint: it can import email address books and friend request EVERYONE U KNOW

jw make a noize board product page

Updated: 7 of your friends joined the group Do NOT support "The Golden Compass".

fuck the bible belt

where are the cute asian girls in gvl
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**** ******* wrote 9 hours ago.
particularly the ones that dig chubby dudes with tattoos? ugh this place is so disappointing

one of the people who joined that GC group:

K**** N******
is shouting "HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD!!!"

i'm confused, is their something vaguely witchy or satanic about the golden compass?

OUR GOD IS FUCKING GR8!!!

facebook is for jerks and whiners.
-- be home by 11 (orion), Monday, February 5, 2007 5:32 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

Jon Williams removed "OOIOO" from his favorite music.

i am only in it to play scrabulous, jerk/whiner.

whining ^

Is there anyone else playing poker besides me and a bunch of Turks who keep going all-in on 3D 8S?

That's all I'm in for. I sure as hell ain't in it to bite zombies.

removed boredoms too, jon! (?!?!)

J0nny Gr1ff1n commented on St3v3n N0rt0n's video.
Im sorry for all the jewish people that se this...it was clearly a joke and if i offended anyone please don't be scared... just beat me up

http://static.ak.facebook.com/images/icons/relationship_remove.gif P3ter 3conomou and Ch3lsea Moy3r ended their relationship.

sadface lil sister :(

Dan Perry added the What Kind of Poop Are You? application.

http://nyu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2211855552

Megan added the Which Disney Princess Are You? application. 8:11pm

Megan is Ariel. - find out which Disney princess you are! 8:17pm

Did she have a "fish bottom"?

lol no

total princess though

Requests
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EYE QUIZ INVITATION????

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Jon Williams and Mandee Wright ended their relationship.

u_u

bitch needs to stop cockblocking

does facebook allow for swinger relationships or are you limited to 1 person?

I think for a while you could trick it so that

Person one -> Person two -> three

Ha, wait -- you can say you're in a relationship with someone even if they don't confirm that they're in a relationship with you?

Cause if so, Representative Charles Rangel is about to get what some might consider libeled

N1tsuh updated his relationship status. He is now Wranglin' with Representative Charles Rangel.

and it's complicated.

http://www.facebook.com/s.php?k=100000080&id=866625639

lolol

462 friends = friend collector?

******* ******* is amazed at the meaning of Cod Piece!!!!!! ... like OMIGOD!!!!! 25m ago

^in her defense, she's not a native of this country

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this is myspace but still:

Egyptian Lover is at Mardi Gras 5 hours ago.
Mood: amused http://x.myspace.com/images/blog/moods/iBrads/amused.gif

1 you are gay! request

lol

J*** M***** joined the group UK Women With Huge Boobs.

o_O

Facebook is getting real myspacey. To complete my accent test, it wanted me to invite ten others to take it.

Has it asked for your mobile number yet?

I had that when I made one of those TizMe things - it seemed to want to INSIST on me sending the thing to "at least 2 people" on my list, no "skip" button. So I thought "oh fuck it" and just clicked back to my profile, and the thing worked anyway! Nuts to them.

1 What kind of girl are you? request

^ I mean fucking honestly

1 Discover the color of your aura request

^ I GENUINELY MISREAD THE LAST WORD

Laur3n is hoping that kevin is happy with his new hookup. 7:53pm
Laur3n is listed as single. 7:52pm
Laur3n is listed as in a relationship. 7:51pm

E**** C**** has an eye on the delegate totals. If Hillary wins the DNC nom by one single delegate, he is going to round up his friends who didn't vote and burn them alive. 47m ago

LOL jon

That is my 18 year old cousin ;_;

a lot can happen in 3 minutes

i just did that friend finder email search and my mom apparently has a profile. i am too scared to look.

my mom does too :O

K*** S******* joined the group I Want Detective Stabler To Specially Victimize Me With His Unit.

^^^best group name evar

my mom has 3 facebook friends besides me and they are all babies. like profiles people made of their babies. wtf i am creeped out

makes sense when you have to spread baby pics around to large, disparate families

up until a month ago i thought it was only for college kids

i am more a fan of can & dog subprofiles

cat even

I'm this close to quitting. My e-mail address is filled with Facebook notifications and offers of 500 poker chips if I invite my friends.

You can turn off most of that email shit.

I got suckered into a Dogbook for my dog :P So shameful..

there is NOTHING wrong with dogbook

Yea, just turn off emails for apps.

a hoos has catbook

Catbook and Dogbook allow dogs and cats to be friends, fyi

E* L*** became a fan of Whole Foods Market.

Lindsay commented on Jon Williams's photo. 10:40pm
"is that a meatball sub"

Lindsay is stuffing her face. 10:31pm

L*** O'C***** is excited for all the people around him this weekend. wish i could see someone have that much fun.

O_o

it was actually a photo of jack nicholson i believe and i still wonder what kind of sub it is

http://www.inaccessible.net/ghost.gif "it is a pastrami"

why? because it look intersting

i find pastrami to be the most sensual of the salty cured meats.

hey stop that

i like eating sammiches nom nom

JOKES BRUV

Someone in my friends list is a wanker.

******* ***** is making Gu1nn3ss Pie and drinking St H3nri.... from a bloody good year!
******* ***** is home from the cr1cket... quick scrub up and out to dinner at Fr4nce S0ir!!
******* ***** is looking forward to sitting on the W4rfe's b4lcony and enjoying the f1reworks with some M0et...
******* ***** is amazed at the sound quality in tiny little A8 B4ng & Olufs3n headphones...
******* ***** is ayant un rire qu3lqu'un d'autre dépens3s après quelqu3s jours extrêmem3nt str3ssants :-).
******* ***** is aggi0rnam3nti c4mbi4nti di c0ndizi0ne ad it4liano per prot3ggerlo da risp0ste da un ex g1rlfr1end p4zz3sco.
******* ***** is scor4ggi4to al m4lt3mpo in G1ppsl4nd e d0vendo gi0c4re un gr1llo (cricket...) di gi0rno abb1na a c4us4 di 3sso.
******* ***** is n3l p4ese dopo 200km m0bili n0n al grill0.... Jan n0n f3lice d3l gi0c0!!
******* ***** is looking f0rw4rd to V4lentine's Day...
******* ***** is off to a f4ncy Fr3nch r3st4ur4nt tonight...
******* ***** is celebr4ting this evening with a vint4ge b0ttle of L0u1s R0ederer...

YES WE KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY NOW JUST FUCK OFF

T** S****** became a fan of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.

OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I ONCE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU! I WANT TO GO WASH MY EYES OUT NOW.

S*** A**** is drinking champagne and listenin' to Magnetic Fields 69 Love Songs. 34m ago

A******** S**** joined the group Hey Asian America, What's Goin' On?

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Tom_Selleck/magnum_pi_tom_selleck.jpg

J******** F******* joined the group My relatioship status is "complicated" because I'm an OPERA SINGER!!

A******* M******* joined the group Flight of the Conchords, New Zealand's 4th most popular digi-folk paradists.

'paradists'

Feb 15, 04:21 pm Ørnulf Mejdell decided to pet Geir Hongrø

J** W****** quits scrabble games early if he is losing.

It still counts against your score. I never quit in the first 5 moves or *not play* if my oponent has a strong opening (cough*bell_labs*cough)

Today

Jon and Dr. Morbius are now friends.

bell_labs does not play scrabble anymore.

i have only played one game of scrabalous and it was with ian, so i dont know what you people are talking about.

i should just take the app off. can you do that? i dont care enough to look into it.

i think i removed it

I think you guys are just scared of my awesome openings

i removed it because everyone i played against was cheating with the INTERNET

you can beat people who cheat pretty easily if you're good

if you're good at cheating

machine augmented scrabble

yea all games get boring when there's the possibility of cheating without any chance of detection

I haven't bothered to google for scrabble cheating tools. how advanced are they

srsly i want to play all u internet scrabblers face to face...

yea all games get boring when there's the possibility of cheating without any chance of detection

see: adulthood

i like games

o i c

where is Delete Friends function?

ask ian

Michaelangelo Matos isn't attending SXSW so STOP EMAILING ME ABOUT IT ALREADY.

Maria Tessa Sciarrino has a serious decision to make: Playboy party or secret pool show with Justice & Simian Mobile Disco?
Updated via Facebook Mobile 3 hours ago

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[big hoos] wrote on Max's Wall.

Max
max nominated for secretary of lookin good
See Wall-to-Wall

lol gay

:) HOOS

Yesterday
Ben is praying for the Tibetan's in Tibet..2:25pm
March 16
Ben is praying for the Tibetan's in Lahsa..8:10pm
March 15
Ben is looking at the Hymilayers..10:30pm

Hymilayers

J3nna G@7land is attending Funk the War! Dance for Justice! Dance for Peace!

Join VCU Students for a Democratic Society for a roving dance party on the 5th anniversary of the war. We'll be dancing for an end to this outrageous war profiting the rich and robbing communities of their youth and their resources. Over 4,000 Americans and 1,000,000 Iraqis have died. Help us drop beats not bombs in protest of this unnecessary violence!

lol sds

http://xs125.xs.to/xs125/08141/lolbook833.jpeg

Dom is King of the Bridgeburners.
6:18pm

Dom left the group Bizarre Magazine.
5:54pm

facebook has switched from giving me "meet women in your area!" ads on the side to "meet gay singles!"

J@k3 m@r+!n joined the group The Psychedelic Furs.

haha hoos

J0hn Cunningh4m added "Fleetwodo Mac" to his favorite music.

Recently joined by your friends:
Kweli Enthusiasts
Music - Rap & Hip Hop

J***** F****** left the group Tony Danza Is Still Sexy!

http://i27.tinypic.com/n15dt4.jpg

Guy from work who just added me:

Activities:

Acoustic Guitar
Perfecting physique in the gym

Interests:
Listening to MUSIC
Playing (live) MUSIC
Making MUSIC
Recording MUSIC

Favorite Music:
Current Creative Influences:
The Maccabees, The Futureheads, The Cribs, We Are Scientists, Smashing Pumpkins, The Strokes.

Current top 5 most listened to:
Radiohead
Rage Against The Machine
Maccabees
The Pigeon Detectives
Cold War Kids
Current Favourite Band:
Radiohead

Current Favourite Album
Pablo Honey

Current Favourite Track:
Killing In The Name - RATM

All-time Favourite Album
Definitely Maybe - Oasis

All-time Favourite Song
Whatever - Oasis

All-time Favourite Band
Radiohead
Favorite TV Shows:
The Apprentice
Smallville
The Simpsons
Peep Show
Star Trek (...its all good)

Seriously, Pablo Honey?

Activities:

Acoustic Guitar
Perfecting physique in the gym

20 of your friends joined the group Hip-Hop Music.

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Petra invited you to "Net Aesthetics 2.0" on Friday, June 6 at 7:30pm.

Petra says, "i'm on da panel. come if u can. cool. pet".

that's not a redaction.

Neither are 85% of the posts on this thread

***** ****** left the group I don't drink, and I'm STILL more fun than you!

M***** M**** removed "nerdy chicks" from their interests

marissa marchant?

D@n G3ll3r removed "Blades of Glory" from his favorite movies.

K3n W left the group Sex is awesome.
K3n W joined the group Eucalyptus.

dan ** m****** joined the group Honk if you hate Liberals.

J*** M*** wrote a new note.
“Men" I have been
Straight up real talk, no emo and no homo. Love it or hate it.

Continue Reading...

I want to continue reading that.

Dom Passantino left the group Lasagna Cat Appreciation Guild.

***** ******* and Mark J Penn are now friends.

^^fuuuuck

N***** F****** is celebrating the last Independence Day under Bush/Cheney by shooting her friends in the face and waving her American flag thats made in China. 34m ago

Max [of ILX] and P*** W*** became fans of Bacon.

paul wall?

i buy that

S****** L**** joined the group SociaGuys.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object3/1891/41/n17354834862_1579.jpg

Whether you’re here on business, out with the guys for the weekend, with your other half or just want to try something different, SociaGuys can help you get the most out of the diverse and exciting city of London.

google-proofing this oneeee

(Name) added "I want to consid3r myself quite artistic so I like to th1nk of new and exciting s1tuations to imagine myself 1n - like r1ght now I am 1magining myself with a c1garette even though I find sm0king to be d1sgusting and not s0mething I would ever do. S0metimes I like to pr3tend I have a b0y @round atm, and th3n other times I r3member that b0ys just r3ally suck." to her interests.

J** W******* went from being "it's complicated" to "in a relationship."
With immediate followup pic even!

it does that automatically

G***** D***** became a fan of Tiny Mix Tapes.

T K attended POOL PARTYNIGGA.

Ọ****** O****** still has not gotten an answer for his question: "If I ask you out on a date, would the answer be the same one as for this question?" 18m ago

(he's american btw)

Phi1 P4terson joined the group Bring back King Size chocolate bars - twin packs are shit.

Jon Williams is wearing a Hannah Montana wig.

adam and i have our own group guys and it's really good

P**** has given up trying to understand.
P**** is broken.
P**** has a headache and a very empty feeling house.
P**** is wondering where he can apply for a total body transplant.
P**** really misses his wife.
P**** can't figure out how to repair his shattered world.
P**** wants to know where the reset button is.
P**** can't figure out how to change the message on the answering machine.
P**** gave up and bought a new one.
P**** invented a new word.
P**** - Free to a good home. Almost house broken. Very affectionate.
P**** wants to rewind the world by 12 months and start again.

^ heartbreaking

: - o

t/s: twittering being fired vs. facebook statusing divorce

:( :(

P**** sounds kind of gross

But I say that about all men who claim to be "affectionate" so nevermind

oh lol hes talking about himself i thought he was getting rid of his wifes dog

[trolling deleted]

F***** N****** is waiting for pizza to arrive. 48 minutes ago
K*** B** P*** is easily convinced into pizza. 24 minutes ago

G**** H**** is gettin ready to go to a wedding... 3:29pm
G**** H**** is in shock and utter despair... 10:09pm

:\

what happen

You should email him one of those articles by confused older gentleman who worry that children reveal too much about themselves in cyberspace.

No! Really?!

I just deleted a "friend" who was "updating" on the stock market all day long.

i deleted a "friend" (who added me for some reason even though i never talk to him in school) because he posted a lot of notes about how inspiring sarah palin is. it felt really good for a solid 3 seconds.

Z*** L* thinks that person who did that in front of his car needs to seriously grow up!

XXXX has a nanny.7 hours ago - 3 Comments

In the past day you were compared 4 times. Your friends didn't think that you are a winner comparing to their other friends.
3:51pm

hahaha oh god. the cruelty of facebook

0wen Robins0n is wondering if he has inadvertently joined a gay-friendly gym again.

_________ just had his ASS kicked by Aphex Twin's Come to Daddy. Where have you been all my life Aphex? YEH!!

lol

A**** T****** is worried about the OH&S of anvils falling from the sky in Looney Tunes. John Snow & Ignasz Semmelweis would have a solution. Elmer Fudd is not in their league.

J*** G*** joined the group BBW and the men who love them!

lol

I actually don't care if you've been able to survive Monday. No, I really don't. Really.

So, I'll tell you what we're going to do: from now on, we're not going to make trite statements about the day of the week and your predictable feelings about it. Okay? Okay.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/trinidudes/statusupdate.jpg

;_;

ok lol

editing a facebook status to change an exclamation mark to a full stop c/d

there should be a one minute rule on that shit

J*** G*** joined the group BBW and the men who love them!

ooh

Did "Nick" have to set his relationship status to "in a relationship" just so he could make a big show of switching back to "single"?

haha i was wondering the same thing

only explanation

K***** is in Hungerford for 2 weeks!!!!!!!
K***** is master of the Wii Fit and Guitar Hero when not doing her pre-course reading!!!!!!!
K***** is really happy-Day 1 of 3 complete-definitely made the right career choice!!!!!!
K***** is finished Day 2-even more sure than yesterday that its the right way to go!!!!!!!!
K***** is finished the MNT course, passed Paediatric First Aid with flying colours and just has the written work to do now!!!!!!!
K***** is hunting for job possibilities and doing her coursework!!!!!!!
K***** is doing really well with her coursework despite some distraction this morning!!!!!!!
K***** is not ready to work quite yet-time for a little game of Excite Truck!!!!!!
K***** is going back to the coursework now!!!!!
K***** is packing her things to head to Emma's later-kids to school first then lots of Wii time!!!!!!

!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!

D**** W******* got a little teary when Carol Vorderman left Countdown.

(er, I hope it's tongue-in-cheek)

COUNTDOWN??

Sorry, the British day-time Countdown with the letters and such.

Now that my FAMILY has found facebook I think it's time to abandon it forever.

guys my mom is here from australia for xmas and we found out this morning that her sister died last night when i read my cousins facebook update. hello 2008.

WAHT

srsly

J** W********* is very, very, very, very, very, annoyed and angry. Grrr.
J** W********* is wondering, do they realize I hold their future in my hands? Did they think of that at all?
J** W********* asking, do appointments mean anything? Really?
J** W********* is wondering what the purpose of planning is? Really?
J** W********* is pissed - seeing red - - about to kill some people!!!!

catchy.

sOMEday, they're going to ask all of us if we ever saw any warning signs that it was going to happen, and we can tell the investigators that yes, yes, it was just as plain as day, why?

Jon Williams to John
show details 4:53 PM (1 minute ago)Reply
Can you at least make it clear that "J** W*********" isn't me?

For those unwilling to count asterisks, I would like to go on record as noting that is NOT Jon. It's some chick I went to college with named Jen.

some friends of mine started a page for their 3-month-old kid. ugh.

so I get in my feed "Jane Smith and John Doe are now friends with Millie Smith-Doe"

wtf

Haha, so wrong of me to make assumptions. this is why they have dna testing now.

xp

Gone nuts. Removing anyone in my facebook list who (a) I barely/don't know and (b) fills my status updates page with boring shit every 10 minutes.

Including that

!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mentioned upthread.

!

Facebook purge is the best thing ever. ~230 down to 180. From this moment I'm fucking ruthless about who gets to be my friend.

(and I speak to many of you on here about 2398429847329 times more than some actual people who are STILL in my list)

M*** T*** SEES (FIAT) CURRENCY= FINANCIAL SLAVERY! YOU GO TO WORK EVERYDAY FOR A PIECE OF PAPER THEY PRINT MORE AND MORE OF!!! WAKE UP!

Totally thought knew what had revived this thread. I was wrong.

Changed my profile pic to that of a character who shares my name in some US show. Had so many comments from people saying things like 'who IS that' and 'when did you suddenly get hot' that my profile pic is now this

http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/guys-beach-body-six-pack-400a050307.jpg

Gone nuts. Removing anyone in my facebook list who (a) I barely/don't know and (b) fills my status updates page with boring shit every 10 minutes.

― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Monday, December 22, 2008 6:30 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u big dummie -- you can get free whoppers by defriending people if you use the program. u fucked up

not that i ever eat whoppers but oh well

'the program'? There's something that gives you free burgers if you use it to take friends off your facebook list? Did I get enough sleep last night?

Yeah there is.

http://www.sciam.com/blog/60-second-science/post.cfm?id=who-needs-facebook-friends-when-you-2009-01-09

haha oh dear.

US only

C******* H******** says Thanks God for the Aircondish. 10 minutes ago - Comment
L******** F********* needs an aircon. about an hour ago - Comment
M**** P********** is topping his bath with ice and will be sleeping in it tonight. about an hour ago - Comment
C*** R******* thinks "Oh good, it's dropped from 38°C all the way to 37°C just in time for my ride home..." 2 hours ago - Comment
B******** C******* about to ride home in the heat. 2 hours ago - Comment
A****** H******** is melting. 2 hours ago - Comment
A***** R******** just answered the work phone “good afternoon facebook.” 4 hours ago - Comment

"Aircondish"? Oh God.

Now today I have to read all the updates from everyone who didn't sleep in the heat etc etc

Z****** M******* joined the group Everything I know about women I learned from "The Wheel of Time."

*** **** is thinking about the cup

It is taking all of my willpower not to comment "What about the 2 girls?" (this is a dude who hires me to sing in choruses)

***** ****** america sure loves a smoke screen. the best shown example i can think of is in V for Vendetta, the obvious media spin so that people stop asking questions. i want to know what REALLY went down with sanford.

L**** went from being "married" to "single". · Comment · LikeUnlike

wow, i didn't think people actually did this. hubby's facebook still thinks he's married, fwiw.

***** ****** is goin' for a smashin'!

o rly

Jess Harvell and Matthew Perpetua are now friends.
about an hour ago · Comment · Like

WAY TO GOOGLEPROOF ROXY

;)

facebook is trying to get me to "reconnect with" someone who is dead :/

honestly, there should be a way to flag a profile (but not delete) that a person has deceased.

obvs it should stay there as a memorial, but facebook should not be treating the profiles the same

http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/lifestyle/10/27/09/facebook-launch-memorial-pages-dead-members

yeah so i guess i'm not the only one this happened to

how was this article posted on 10/28/2009 12:17 AM?

WHAT COUNTRY IS THIS

I always go to the Phillipines for tomorrow's news today.

http://www.johnnyr.com/comix/ncp2009-12-21.html

http://www.johnnyr.com/images/ncp2009-12-21.gif

should have redacted his facebook

is that supposed to be a funny comic?

it's actually four hilarious three-panel comics.

okay this is weird:

this chick i was dating a couple years ago just showed up in my feed. back story: we dated a few months, i broke it off, she got pissed, she deleted me from her friends list a while back (i noticed sometime ~1-2 years ago). neither she nor i have ever requested to be FB friends again after this.

and now out of the blue, she's on the top of my feed. i click on her profile to see if she's tried to add me as a friend or if i'd inadvertently clicked hers when looking at our mutual friends' profile (the couple who set us up just had a baby) but no, no pending friendship request.

is this a new feature or something? "People You Used To Be Friends With!"

addendum: she's still friends with jaxon even though they met *once*, when we all went to see Herc+Love Affair & Danny Wang. also, still friends with my friend in London who we went out to dinner with once.

Here's a sampling. If none of these float your boat, KITH probably just isn't your thing.

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--A Leg Made Footless From Pot (Deric W. Haircare)

Sorry about that, it's stuck in Zing & posted inadvertently.

are you mocking me?

No :(

:P

god, having stuff about exes pop up in the feed seems like the WORST.

seriously. it would be pretty cruel if it ONLY popped up when they changed their relationship status.

think it's probably because she's connected to two of your friends but that's just a guess.

Had a conversation the other day with a friend about deletion v. hiding ppl. I just hide someone if I don't want to see their feed but he deletes. I don't really see the point of deleting if you can hide - it sort of seems unecessarily mean.

― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, December 22, 2009 9:38 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark

Because SS x-posted the q, I'll x-post my answer.

Br*ndy N R*b Chang changed the name of the event "WSSM Summer Surf Party 2010" to "WSSM SUmMEr SuRf ParTY 2010!!!". 20 minutes ago

well now i have to go

J04nn3 M4rk5 was walking home through the park getting slightly irritated with the teenager who was singing "I am beautiful, no matter what they say" when an unexpected weegie cycled past and shouted "naw yir naw, ye fat, greasy baw bag".