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-- haitch, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 1:12 AM (Yesterday)

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

i want admin privs so i can change this thread title. zzzzzzzz

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

it was 1st thing that came to mind, i was tired of THE TRAVELOLING WILMAOBURYS

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

i was tired of that thread too, i started nu-roffles for ILX2, and someone decided to bump traveloling

we need ability to lock thread

― cutty, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

if i have to see deadalive.gif one more time

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

i guess it did kinda wear out its welolcome

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

enough with the "german/honduran" thing, white people. who are any of us to judge anyone else's ethnic percentages and who he/she identifies with, etc.

-- Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:58 (4 hours ago)

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i am chinese, german, polish female but I identify myself as a black man.
-- Yerac, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:00 (3 hours ago)

― dmr, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, are ILX crushes out of fashion now?

-- Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, May 4, 2004 8:18 PM (2 years ago)

No, I think they're still out of despair.

-- Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, May 4, 2004 8:28 PM (2 years ago)

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

oh painfully funny!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

good start

― deej, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

strongo: "so where are your big markets these days?"
big johnson ceo: "it's kind of like a presidential election. you know when they do the map with the red and blue states? the red ones."

-- strongohulkington, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:36 PM (17 minutes ago)

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

HI I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE AND THIS IS 'THE GREAT ILX GUN CONTROL DEBATE'

-- ghost rider, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:05 PM (2 minutes ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

keep it to ile

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

go blow ethan

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

don't you mean, go blolw him?

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

I do pee sitting down, but I can't see what your math is referring to.

-- Tuomas, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 3:31 PM (1 second ago)

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

that casuistry post is actually pretty great

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

i agree, deeznuts

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

People get really mad at me when I pee sitting down at the urinal.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:52 PM (27 minutes ago)

because you're british?

-- river wolf, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 2:52 PM (27 minutes ago)

― sleep, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh see that was accident, though

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

oic lol

― sleep, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/TRAVISISADISASTER/Iseewhat.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

"sorry to disappoint you, BIG HOOS aka the steendriver

-- and what, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:49 (1 month ago)"

old, but i still laugh at this about 3 or 4 times a day.

― creme1, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

god that fucking pokemon sucks.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

HOLY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqh5O9LbjhY

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

the youtube video got removed and her website is down but her myspace is still there.

http://www.myspace.com/alexyssktylorvaginapower

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Is that the 10-minute dissertation on why good women want bad dick?

― David R., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

yes.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

WENG WENG!

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

This is a hoax people!! I hope you can tell that from my conversation with the admin. As for an alibi, I was not even in Virginia that morning, and it would have take many hours for me to get there.

-- tohms19, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 12:49 PM (5 hours ago)

That 01nk thread is something else, I tell ya.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

i saw an asian kid today wearing a shirt with gigantic letters that said "IT WASN'T ME". i dunno if he was referring to virginia or not, but it was very :-/

― jaxon, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

wow there are a lot of weng weng clips on youtube.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

maybe he's a shaggy fan.

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

xpost.

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.blingee.com/images10/content/output/2007/4/19/98889912_0c32d8b4.gif

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hosting4beer.com/uploader/files/8/33.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

woooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww too soon

― ^@^, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

fffffffffuck!

― gnarly sceptre, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

Here's a cool idea: MoM should collaborate with the singer from Toy Dolls.

-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 10:57 (3 months ago)

― creme1, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

"These dudes were making fun of my friends and I was really hoping to go all Death Wish IV on their asses and have them beg me not to kill them" - creepy as fuck.

Which is why those movies sold so poorly, because no one can relate to them...oh, wait.

-- lurker #2421, Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:41 PM (17 minutes ago)

Star Wars has an appeal for me, to watch and enjoy it, but that doesn't mean I want to hang out in a pool of rotting garbage getting crushed to death while i scream at a gay robot to turn the garbage compactor off.

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:49 PM (4 minutes ago)

― and what, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

do they have medical where you wait tables

-- TOMBOT, Thursday, April 19, 2007 3:36 PM (2 minutes ago)

― and what, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

if nothing else this installment of the ongoing meltdown has given us "richard mickeybeef"

-- ghost rider, Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:53 PM (14 minutes ago)

― deeznuts, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

Star Wars has an appeal for me, to watch and enjoy it, but that doesn't mean I want to hang out in a pool of rotting garbage getting crushed to death while i scream at a gay robot to turn the garbage compactor off.

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, April 19, 2007 2:49 PM (4 minutes ago)

This is some kind of pinnacle of ilxhilaration or something.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 19 April 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

Is speaking to people in sexually abusive ways only applicable to deleting threads, or can it be used for banning rationale?

If the latter, I really don't think there's any question as to the appropriate action here.

-- John Justen, Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:02 PM (1 hour ago)

^_^

-- modestmickey, Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:45 PM (55 minutes ago)

catmoticon will not save you here.

-- John Justen, Thursday, April 19, 2007 5:47 PM (54 minutes ago)

― sanskrit, Thursday, 19 April 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/04/19/us/20attorneys-600.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.anytimecostumes.com/Merchant2/graphics/ccimages/02189163.jpg

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

U GONNA GET PEED IN

― nickalicious, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)

is that dj from roseanne?
xpost

― tehresa, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

I liked frogman henry better when he just posted that same assflamethrower.jpg over and over again.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 7:42 PM (Yesterday)

― am0n, Friday, 20 April 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe someone should designate some Noize mods.

-- Matt DC, Friday, April 20, 2007 5:51 AM (3 hours ago)

― nickalicious, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

Just because you only know the Klaxons and think you're New Rave don't cry mate.

-- Ethan Gaymead, Friday, April 20, 2007 12:42 PM (11 minutes ago)

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

Best Elvis Costello Album [Started by kornrulez6969, last updated 22 minutes ago] 24 new answers

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=56&threadid=1642#unread

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/6f/2b/6f2bd18dbf204edabdc61fe94d6c907a.gif

― Hurting 2, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

I should've known that a GIS for "amazing randy" wouldn't be worksafe.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, but you live in a world where you can break seven dudes' noses in a Hulk-style group fight, so getting all Steven Seagal Zen-wisdom on us isn't very enlightening.

-- nabisco, Friday, April 20, 2007 2:54 PM (11 minutes ago)

I specifically allowed for the possibility of being sent to the intensive care unit, if you read carefully. I never said I'd 'break seven dudes' noses,' I merely said I'd hit as many as I could, allowing the kid to hopefully escape getting beaten up.

Have you never been in a fight, nabisco?

Now, had these seven white kids been KILLING this little guy, or TRYING to, well....that's a very different story.

-- Manalishi

― félix pié, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

oh lol brave internet hardmen

― sleep, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

dude's whole life is an rpg game

― félix pié, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

er, rpg.

― félix pié, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

between roger & mickey ile really has been e-thuggin this week

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rotsmud.org/usr/upload/misc_files/421/ethug.jpg

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

roger adultery was the most hard hittin motherfucker in the aol chatz circa 97 i bet

― félix pié, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

What does Thurston Moore think?

― admrl, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

where is r.a. posting

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.deathrowrecords.com/images/covers_s/RA%20The%20Rugged%20Man%20-%20Dirty%20White%20Rhymer_L_T.gif

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

nobody get more rowdy than suffolk county

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 20 April 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

he is the mastermind behind the great american gun control debate, xxpost

― jessie monster, Friday, 20 April 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

WHEN KENAN'S ACTING KINDA CREEPY
AND TUOMAS'S PHOTOS TURN OUT GAY
WHEN RESULTANT NIGHTMARES MAKE YOU SLEEPY
AND PLAGUE YOU THROUGH THE WHOLE DAMN DAY
WHEN THE INTERNET IS SEEMING LOUCHE,
SCRUB YOUR EYES WITH LYSOL DOUCHE

-- remy bean, Friday, April 20, 2007 1:09 AM (17 hours ago)

― tehresa, Friday, 20 April 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

why every time i click on thread does it automatically jump to pictures of pineapperpetua rather than most recent post?

-- deej, Saturday, 21 April 2007 01:06 (44 minutes ago)

law of perpetua motion

-- Edward III, Saturday, 21 April 2007 01:16 (34 minutes ago)

― hstencil, Saturday, 21 April 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

it's kinda like constipation or too much hair in the gutter

― jaxon, Saturday, 21 April 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

.pollthread {text-decoration: blink;}

-- am0n, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:14 (Yesterday)

― sanskrit, Saturday, 21 April 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

Have you guys heard the "pilotless drone" guy?

http://cdn.sfgate.com/blogs/sounds/sfgate/chroncast/2007/01/23/CorrectMe-001-2.mp3

(Sorry if this has been done.)

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n158/smokingsection/BunBTShirtBLOG.jpg

― jaxon, Saturday, 21 April 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

AWESOME, that is my new request for avatar.
the rainbow coloresd houston hat is cool too! Bun is such a neat guy.

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 21 April 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1566918081.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― remy bean, Saturday, 21 April 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

confirming what i've always suspected about rick steves

― sanskrit, Saturday, 21 April 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

he had his "wife" and "kids" on a show once....

― tehresa, Saturday, 21 April 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

yall know rick steves heads norml rite

― deeznuts, Saturday, 21 April 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

haha wow he even named his production company 'back door productions'

― deeznuts, Saturday, 21 April 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know if this has been posted elsewhere before, but oh my god. damn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nnvNU8EjLY

― tehresa, Saturday, 21 April 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

yeah she's completely amazing. someone started an ILE thread that no one posted to, we should wake it up.

favorite parts is when the camera backs up to show her friend just staring at her

― Milton Parker, Saturday, 21 April 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

yeah the last bit while the music's playing and she's sitting there snapping lightly to it and the other lady's like 'yeah.....'

― tehresa, Saturday, 21 April 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

That man won't even buy you some shrimp from Long John Silver's, and what that plate? $2.99?

― remy bean, Saturday, 21 April 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

this wuz left as a comment on my blog when i posted a Slits song. uh?

ari up what a lady. met her out one night. bought her a tequila. she doesn't drink so she fed it to her pussy. not in a purvy way, just "cheers" then down the pants. what a lady

― dmr, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

what a lady!

― dmr, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

^_^

― tehresa, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

I bought Rammellzee a Saporro tallboy at APT one night after he finished an impromptu set, he took it from the bartender but looked at it awkwardly. then i realized he might be muslim.

― sanskrit, Sunday, 22 April 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

Teenpop thread is full of half lol, half cut-it-out:

my recent incident was "you have to choose Matt, Paris Hilton or me."

I'm still thinking it over.

-- Matt Armstrong, Saturday, April 21, 2007 5:15 PM (Yesterday)

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 22 April 2007 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

also I'd forgotten about blackpeopleloveus.com:

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/images/raisintheroof.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 22 April 2007 05:32 (eighteen years ago)

just found this one

Is this a positive or negative statement "yoga flame for all time"?
-- matt2, Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:49 (2 months ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 22 April 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0422071cho1.jpg

^^^ blazers5505 = Cho Seung-Hui

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 23 April 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

downs syndrome battle royale in a steel cage

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― am0n, Monday, 23 April 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

from Where should i start with Primus?

start with the slap bass songs, move on from there

-- cutty, Sunday, April 22, 2007 9:58 PM (52 minutes ago)

-- latebloomer, Sunday, April 22, 2007 10:53 PM (Yesterday)

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 April 2007 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

(apologies for bumping old funny thread, i didn't realise this was new one:-/)

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 April 2007 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

I have dreams like this all the fucking time :( Usually involving people not listening to me/ignoring me until I'm in hysterics with frustration.
-- Trayce, Sunday, April 22, 2007 9:53 PM (1 hour ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 06:39 (eighteen years ago)

no one is calling you, big hoos aka the steendriver
-- cutty, Sunday, April 22, 2007 8:17 AM (15 hours ago)

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 06:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=29

^lawl "unusual figures", "the beach was completely deserted at the time"

― Pashmina, Monday, 23 April 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

that site rules

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 23 April 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

richard mcbeef

― sanskrit, Monday, 23 April 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ "shia leboeuf"

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

I don't get either of baja's.

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

had to be there i guess

shia lebouef is the star of top-grossing box office hit "disturbia". his last name literally means "the beef" in french.

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

those 1st two belong in the "zing" thread, i guess, although trayce is zinging herself there

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

Hoosteen jokes are funny just bcuz of his screen name for some reason

BIG HOOS aka the creativewritingmajor

-- am0n, Friday, April 20, 2007 11:39 PM (2 days ago)

― deej, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

where's la beouef

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 April 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

The first time I saw the trailer for "Disturbia" I was in a theatre and directly after the trailer finished, some guy behind me said to his friends "psssh, that's not even a word!"

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 23 April 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

it's actually not that bad for a teeny-bopper hitchcock ripoff

― latebloomer, Monday, 23 April 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

i'm a fan of shia lebouef. i've seen every episode of even stevens.

― jaxon, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

When hip literary magazines tackle internet phenomena...:

"singlehandedly justifies the existence of webcams . . . It’s a movie of someone who is having the time of his life, wants to share his joy with everyone, and doesn’t care what anyone else thinks."

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

i'm a fan of shia lebouef. i've seen every episode of even stevens.

i can't decide if this is better or worse than my ben savage love.

― strongohulkington, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

^ you know that that is written by the ex of a (noizer's girlfriend)

xpost

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

one generation's ben savage love is another generations even stevens love. neither can compare to the likes of clarissa explains it all.

― artdamages, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

seX-post

I didn't know that Jon, but the world just got a lot more incestuous

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

wolk is an ilx-er

― s1ocki, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

only posts on ilm right?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

also responsible for neu! baby

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

he's a big comics dude too. posts on ilc a lot.

― s1ocki, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

are we stalking him

― am0n, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

who?

― cutty, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

s1ocki

― David R., Monday, 23 April 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

I'm in a writing class taught by a founding editor of Da Believa. He's really young and timid.

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

intimidate him into being less racist
http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=53309

― deej, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

He's azn...which is strangely relevant.

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 23 April 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

from salad thread

I'm allergic to all of these :(

-- Mark C, Monday, April 23, 2007 1:19 PM (1 hour ago)

MAKES SENSE!!!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

he's allergic to all salads?

― s1ocki, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IarPARPAs5E

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

fuck Sheryl Crow

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

haha grady that's awesome

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 23 April 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

i can't decide if this is better or worse than my ben savage love.

Aren't they pretty much the same person?

― Nicole, Monday, 23 April 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

the rest of the crazy daves are...uh...much more disturbing? in some ways, i can't believe they're up on youtube.

― the table is the table, Monday, 23 April 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

CIO: hot mom customer leaning over in x-treme low-cut get-up to sign important document and then making indignant face when busting me staring into the glorious cleav.

-- nickalicious, Monday, 23 April 2007 20:25 (2 hours ago)

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

this is a tii shirt....lol sry

http://omgtees.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/letitbii-m-l.jpg

― BLASTOCYST, Monday, 23 April 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/315909313.html

― JW, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

repost, but it still kills me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxigNvJxGn4

X D

― am0n, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

"It’s a movie of someone who is having the time of his life, wants to share his joy with everyone, and doesn’t care what anyone else thinks."

So rong. Is The Believer a magazine for writing with your brain turned off?

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

haha plz tell me wherever you pulled that quote from its not from a nationally published mag?

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

is Crazy Dave kinda like TV Carnage?

― jaxon, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

nothing worse than an overenthusiastic uninformed new poster with gay in his name

-- cutty, Saturday, 21 April 2007

― haitch, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

is that re ethan gaymead?? becuase that guy was the best ilm poster ive ever seen

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

you guys should really check out the dancing horse video

― river wolf, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

i'm saying!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQgTiqhPbw

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

homeotv (5 hours ago)
you can tell the horse and rider are really close, perhaps they get wild at night and rub each others genitals so they maintain such a great relationship..useless sport.
(Reply)

― dmr, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 13:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a246/jackcain138/image24.jpg

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

is that donald sutherland

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

Motorcycling skeleton scares mexicans

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_ABC_of_Sex_Education_for_Trainables

― félix pié, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

probably a repost:

http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/1693/yesjk4.gif

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

AY CARUMBA FANTASMA DE LA MOTOCICLETA

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

¡PELIGRO! ES NICHOLAS DE LA JAULA

― Edward III, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

I posted that one a while back, but it's still great.

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7522/mmso4.jpg

― kingfish, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

OMG THE DEPTHS

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

for someone so savvy with money, you'd think soros would cut out the middleman amirite?

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

jesus god wtf

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

kf do you know if thats from a particular show?

― deeznuts, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

if the mainstream media took it's cues from media matters...wouldn't we not need media matters???

― dan selzer, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

A women comes into her son's bedroom unannounced and discovers him masturbating. She then explains to him that it is good that he is doing it in private, that it feels good, and that someday she and he will have to talk about it and then leaves the room. During the whole sequence the boy says nothing and, when his mother leaves the room he sits upright in his bed staring off into space.

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

POLLEN LEVEL: HIGH

http://www.pollen.com/images/oneday_barsLft.gif http://www.pollen.com/oneday/images/bars-short/bar_11.3.jpg http://www.pollen.com/images/oneday_barsRt.gif

― am0n, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

wrong thread

― am0n, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

ILE thread: "Is it possible to teach morality and values to a trainable?"

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

^^ aka "the tuomas project"

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

Top Posters of All Time

Ned Raggett 106,765

― félix pié, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

Did this turn into a Point Out The Obvious thread?

― David R., Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

kf do you know if thats from a particular show?

Last night's bill orielly, apparently.

― kingfish, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

i just never knew ned raggett was up to syracuse, ny levels of posting. i had him figured for helena, MT numbers.

― félix pié, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

^ lol @ that

― JW, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh, the trainables video.
Is that a good thing for a man to have?

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://bp2.blogger.com/_gbhpZ1DZLh0/RiqpSstAwnI/AAAAAAAAAZg/p_9an5rFJqg/s1600-h/100_0026.jpg

― chaki, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://bp2.blogger.com/_gbhpZ1DZLh0/RiqpSstAwnI/AAAAAAAAAZg/p_9an5rFJqg/s1600-h/100_0026.jpg

― chaki, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

A man comes into a room where a boy is sleeping and asks him why he has not gotten out of bed yet. The boy replies: "I'm all wet and sticky!". The man proceeds to explain to the boy what a wet dream is and says he will help him clean up.

― félix pié, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

x-post

well i guess that's a step or two above "Earth Crisis"

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 01:02 (eighteen years ago)

my little brother (15) put this on his myspace page:
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2640/30888duffww2.jpg

[url=[Removed Illegal Link], just dont be crepey[url]

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146411689

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

had no idea there was more footage of this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whgv-4t-Q5k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXb3j0R_6lc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWhdMkPSUwk

― am0n, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah that guy! glad to know he's still around

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stNvaRunyuc

― remy bean, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― am0n, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

i can't thank u enough for posting that

― am0n, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

omg omg omg

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

lol time-travelling 1950s British cop

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

knoxvilol

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

canadian mountie will be there

― am0n, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

haha robot

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9961/getrudewar1lj1.gif

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

I want to visit the wigsphere!

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

thug house?

― deej, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.freethinkers.co.za/documents/politics/katrina%20and%20race.jpg?racism

― river wolf, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

^ old

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

"ghettotronica"

― am0n, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

i have never read boing boing ;_1

― river wolf, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

haha six posts knoxville posts before a wigsphere joke. that was remarkable restraint on our part!

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

anybody who says ghettotronica in my presence is gonna see me get rowdy.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

then you best not spend too much time on kingsland rd

― 600, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l288/SUPERSUPERFOTO/cover.jpg

― creme1, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

man they REALLY got to the late 80s quicker than i expected

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

do you still have yr raver pants?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

[video for Voodoo Ray here]

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

you know there was a thread awhile back where i called out europeans for being creepy about this sort of shit ("dirt crew" - "cleaning up the ghetto EP" and legowelt calling himself "raheem hershel" for a release were the flashpoints in question) and everyone was all "i don't what you're talking about, how do you know it's not a real belgian whos named raheem hershel"

i guess this is the euro equivalent of p1mp + h0 party, but with more "love"

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Wikipedia banning entire million-person National Health Service from editing in Fluxblog beef, again

-- Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Monday, 23 April 2007 21:26 (Yesterday)

Haha, more information plz.

current fluxblag entry & discussion paeg = roffle roffle

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:194.176.105.39

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_Music

has a few hidden delights.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

LOL "criminal mastermind".

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ pappawheelie's page

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ dazzleships

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

haha "crazy clown" and "internet personality"

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

if he keeps going ned's one day going to get his own blip on "i love the 00s pt. 2"

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

"however these claims remain dubious at best"

otm

― félix pié, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.photocasket.com/WitchesandWarlocksDragons/Wizard1.jpg

― félix pié, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Gandalf just got a lot more powerful, he, he

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

the wigsphere!

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

I can't find the law school hotties thread, but I just walked in on two chicks making out in the stairwell! They were all "hehe" and stepped away from each other embarrassed.

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

At the conclusion of the 1990 NBA Finals, CBS, who had televised National Basketball Association games since 1973, would lose the rights to NBC. John Tesh was in his hotel room at 3 o'clock in the morning in the city of Pau, while covering the Tour de France. Tesh already had received an Emmy for his music for the Pan American Games in 1983 and composed other sports television music prior to Roundball Rock, including the theme song played during CBS' Tour de France coverage in the late 1980s.
"It just came into my head. So I called my message machine and sang the chorus. Then I called back 30 minutes later and sang the verse." - John Tesh
When Tesh got home, he played the song that would soon become known as Roundball Rock on the piano. He also watched a NBA game and played the music to the approximate speed of a fast break (122 beats per minute). After paying $15,000 to have a Los Angeles orchestra record the song, he sent a tape to NBC and the rest is history.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

I need to go cruise for girls :/ I wish I wasn't quitting smoking

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

Gotta love that Tesh!

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

hahah "after paying 15k" wow balls dude

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/shakes5/mad6.png

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

"Just hang up the phone, Connie. I'm in the zone and I need the machine."

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/shakes5/mad8.png
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/shakespeares_sister/shakes5/mad9.png

― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

I suck at buying music.
-- Mickey (modestmickey), Sunday, March 13, 2005 11:05 PM (2 years ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

thug house is 5 mins from me!

― ^@^, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

i hope you're packing

― deej, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

right about now is where you should be glad i'm not kenan

― ^@^, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

just in case anyone missed out on the mtv thread

Can I take a moment to point how fucking retarded all you fools are? If you were standing in front of me I'd slap the shit out of all of you.

Seriously, if anyone wants to meet up, I'll slap you. Please, let me slap you.

Stop wasting your time criticizing people with real jobs and get back to work manning that cash register on the corner of N. 6th and Bedford.
-- Muthafusco, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 4:01 PM (2 hours ago)

― dmr, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

in case anyone would like to give me an invite, I would gladly accept one. Mainly because something in oink is linking to my band's website and I assume that our album leaked and wound up there; I'd just like to log in and see this for myself, though.

-- akm, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 4:17 PM (3 hours ago)

― am0n, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

tietsocomic.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el_LVfoDC-I

― sanskrit, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I read bl@ckcrack too!

this is the other thing you wanted to post:

http://www.ishkur.com/articles/trancecracker.php

― dan selzer, Thursday, 26 April 2007 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

lawlzy lawlzy

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, more information plz.

current fluxblag entry & discussion paeg = roffle roffle

They banned the entire thing for six months at Christmas after a minor Fluxbeef, but I think they switched to a new server and Wiki didn't realise the new one wasn't just one guy making eight edits a minute

Anyway yeah, "M perpetua once killed a koala bear with one punch" was deemed to be the point where mar employer's threat to the sacred veracity of wikipedia was too great :|

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Thursday, 26 April 2007 08:37 (eighteen years ago)

DAN SELZER ALWAYS BLOWING UP SPOTS

i think that was a PappaWheelie post or something (proper credit here)

― sanskrit, Thursday, 26 April 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

my god do british people actually walk up to bartenders and order a 'jack daniels and coca-cola'?

AND THEN YOU DON'T EVEN TIP THEM???

-- ghost rider, Thursday, April 26, 2007 8:47 AM (1 hour ago)

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53404#unread

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

I dare someone to email him about the wikipedia page

xpost OMG

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o92/astondb4gtz/roflbrothel.gif

― hstencil, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ "Hmmmm"

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

OMG, the comments on that tiesto youtube thing.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

only four rofls for all those lmaos?

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

atulier (15 hours ago) marked as spam
i dont think tiesto really said that...he is the world # 1 dj and i doubt that he said..hes dog licks his anus...i know thats not him
(Reply) (Spam)

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

that OcToBeR guy is the one that got me. Like who the fuck cares about yer teisto essay, split over 5 youtube commnts b/c you've got so much to share about the guy, WTF.

― Pashmina, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

darque dungeon jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://oink.me.uk/pic/smilies/yoji.gif

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Weren't the original ghettos...in Europe?

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

My people is from ghettos.

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxpost???

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

jw posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:14:39 pm
get an invite here [www.ilxor.com].

yvolution posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:16:31 pm
thx!

brindle posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:18:18 pm
nicky, can i get an invite? that link has too many essay questions.

scout posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:19:07 pm
nope!

that link is annoying as hell. enjoy!

brindle posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:19:29 pm
damn you.

bowlon posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:19:43 pm
i got two... first two people to pm me your email address gets 'em.

ready... go.

scrane posted this on April 26th, 2007 @ 1:19:44 pm
i've been given two invites to this damn thing and let both expire. I'm terrible at this. that being said, anyone feeling like taking a risk on me?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

This show is reallyfunny

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=46730&in_page_id=34

Maiko Kawakami, who starred in the Japanese thriller Violent Cop, showed photographs of her pet on a television talk show only to be told it wasn't a dog - but was in fact a lamb.

― félix pié, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

LOL@captions

Is it a lamb? Is it a poodle? Can you spot the difference?

A lamb

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

a hint your dog might not be a dog: IT HAS HOOVES

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

from oink thread:

haha i love when sarcasm meets sarcasm and no one understands

-- skeet happening, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 10:10 PM (Yesterday)

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

fuck! awesome dr. yakub...i forgot about him!

i really miss the five percent nation of islam.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, April 26, 2007 2:38 PM (3 minutes ago)

― deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

a dog farting on another dog is better than anything by the raconteurs.

-- funny farm, Thursday, April 26, 2007 1:54 PM (29 seconds ago)

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

I Am The Cosmos wins this in a landslide.

-- kornrulez6969, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:28 (29 minutes ago)

― strgn, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

that tiesto video is priceless.

― the table is the table, Thursday, 26 April 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6977/wryyyyyynguin1fr.gif

― am0n, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

in my first year at university i recieved a handjob to air bud 2: golden reciever

-- creme1, Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:52 PM (59 seconds ago)

― admrl, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ priceless

― river wolf, Thursday, 26 April 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

radical haircuts are a great way to say either 'i mean business' or 'i am having a nervous breakdown'

-- ghost rider, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:11 PM (Yesterday)
FACT: up until very recently, i only ever shaved my head when i was "going through some shit"

-- river wolf, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:18 PM (Yesterday)
now i just mean business

-- river wolf, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:18 PM (Yesterday)
i.e. you're going bald anyway, amirite.

-- Pleasant Plains, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:27 PM (59 minutes ago)
u rite

-- am0n, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:28 PM (58 minutes ago)
well yeah

-- river wolf, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:28 PM (57 minutes ago)
jw ysi'd me his hairline

-- river wolf, Thursday, April 26, 2007 11:29 PM (57 minutes ago)

― stevie, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

xpost: i before e, except after handjobs.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

stevie otm

― HI DERE, Friday, 27 April 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

Just....wow

― remy bean, Friday, 27 April 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

From a Jersey City board:

sky

kineret kosher market

Joined:
4/12 23:23
Posts: 1

i just find out that kineret kosher open new dali for sandwichs i tried the israeli tost its was very good they also have few kind of turky sandwiches ,go and try.

Posted on: Today 21:57

― Hurting 2, Friday, 27 April 2007 02:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/04/prince-makes-makes-fun-of-paris-hilton.html

― latebloomer, Friday, 27 April 2007 07:50 (eighteen years ago)

thats like t✧✧@k✧✧.e✧✧'s long lost Jewish cousin

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

tim AT kfc dot EDU i meant
thanks fuckers

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

Tim @ KFC's Israeli deli-owning cousin, most likely

― Hurting 2, Friday, 27 April 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

tasty dali sandwich

http://www.rubinville.com/dailydave/uploaded_images/dali-759417.jpg

― dmr, Friday, 27 April 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Massive cheating takes place in SSC Part-II exams

By Mashiur Rahaman

KARACHI: Wide-scale cheating and mismanagement were reported from all over the city on the second day of the Secondary School Certificate (SSC) Examination Wednesday.

“You can buy a completely solved paper for Rs 500 even at the examination center,” said Mahwish Mirza, a candidate of Town Committee Govt girls School, 5.G., New Karachi, who alleged that all illegal means were available at the examination center with the help of the law enforcement authority and even the teachers. “Unbelievably, the teachers themselves are involved in supplying the papers in collaboration with the police around the center.”

Many students used their cell phones at a government school in Surjani Town during the examination, claimed student Ali Murtaza, adding that students with influential backing were free to do anything they liked and the teachers appeared to be scared of them.

Another candidate, Rais Alvi from Gulshan-e-Iqbal, complained that many students were freely cheating off each other during the exam. “The teaching staff actually announced the arrival of the vigilance team at the center, so that the students could hide their stuff,” he said.

A source at the Hashmaat School in Railway Society Project 5.A. Abul Hassan Isphani Road, said that the school’s management had good relations with the vigilance team and some school officials freely provided the paper to different students before the start of the paper. Also, they alleged that someone present outside the school solved the questions if needed.

Board of Secondary Education Controller of Examinations Salim Khan could not be contacted at his office. The complaint center was only reportedly receiving calls from candidates asking about their admit cards. The office didn’t even register a complaint this reporter tried to tell them about regarding mismanagement at several examination centers. Vigilance Team Deputy Controller Bizatullah declined to answer questions.

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 5:07 PM (2 days ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. THe employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 27 April 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

v. Daniel pinkwater

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

First time seeing this genius in action, and all I can say is WOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQgnv_q8viM

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 27 April 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

desahxdirka (5 days ago) marked as spam

shut the fuck up
dane cook is the shit & that's that
if you wanna mouth him go to a damn message board or somethin shit don't post the shit on his videos
fuckin bitches

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

^^notorious ilx racist jay blanchard

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

notorious shirtless fattey jay blanchard

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, as a shirted fattey, I'm kinda offended.

― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

TAKE IT ALL OFF DAVID RRRRRRAWR

― sanskrit, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://img224.exs.cx/img224/9679/toast6kt.gif

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/elizabethkucinich

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

i saw this magazine cover and it reminded me of that nerf goo gun

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/474827139_98bed4be4d.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

Elizabeth Kucinich is English??

― admrl, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

xpost - OMG THAT SONG@!

― jaxon, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

it's from this guy http://www.myspace.com/bardofely1

― jaxon, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CIbMx9bpjtrBQxD6ARj6ATIIZwUpuJgfXqw&ai=Bm6IJblMyRpfGHaL4mAS81eTVA7LvlSCK1sHOApL7_eUMABABGAEgkKHbBDAAOABQpOWrwfj_____AWDJ9viGyKOgGZgBqteCAqABmI6j_QOqAQo0Mjk3Mzc3MDE5sgEKaG90YWlyLmNvbboBCjI1MHgyNTBfYXPIAQPaARZodHRwOi8vd3d3LmhvdGFpci5jb20vgAIBmALoB8ACAagDAcgDBQ

― admrl, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

should go here

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 27 April 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

but then it would be on ILE, and I wouldn't get to enjoy it :(

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

She's in California

― admrl, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

On May 4, Elizabeth Harper walked with her boss into Dennis Kucinich's Capitol Hill office for a meeting and immediately noticed three things. In the reception area, she saw a visiting nun in white robes. In his inner office sat a shelf bearing an illustration depicting "light consciousness" and a bust of Gandhi.

She studied the lean and intense congressman and felt an attraction.

"Now this is an interesting man," she thought.

Dennis had also closely observed Elizabeth, a statuesque Englishwoman with waist-length red hair.

"I saw her eyes go to the light consciousness picture, then to the Gandhi bust, then to me," he says. "It was like one, two, three. That's when I knew."

Within an hour, he called his friend, actress Mimi Kennedy, best known for playing Dharma's mother on "Dharma & Greg."

"I met her," Dennis said. Kennedy knew exactly what he meant. She gave a little yelp of joy.

― and what, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

I would have sex with all this statuesque englishwoman

― BLASTOCYST, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

yelp of joy

― admrl, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

dharma and greg = worst show

― félix pié, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

you see, greg is the straightlaced conservative yuppie, dharma is a yuppy with a hippie aesthetic ... its the original odd couple!

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

"lean & intense congressman"

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

More like the original Ned & Stacey!

― David R., Friday, 27 April 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

Seems like just yesterday that they were having that "Win A Date with Kucinich" contest.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

There'd be a few takers for that around here, if bumper stickers are anything to go by (and aren't they always?).

― admrl, Friday, 27 April 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

MUST
SEE
PICS

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 28 April 2007 05:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/88/17_2007/assss.jpg

― jaxon, Saturday, 28 April 2007 06:09 (eighteen years ago)

wow, Hugh Grant and Hugh Jass in the same photo!

― latebloomer, Saturday, 28 April 2007 10:50 (eighteen years ago)

Britan seems like such a whimsical place.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 28 April 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

It's magical.

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 28 April 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

the cameraman was trying to snap this guy mooning at him -- and then a movie star walks into the frame. that's the kind of place britain is.

― That one guy that quit, Saturday, 28 April 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/thiscaturday.jpg

― am0n, Saturday, 28 April 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

[Removed Illegal Link] src='' class='noborder'>

-- remy bean, Saturday, 28 April 2007 20:38 (17 minutes ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.oxact.org/Charlie%20Brown%20cast%20small.JPG

-- remy bean, Saturday, 28 April 2007 20:38 (17 minutes ago)

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck is that

― s1ocki, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

starring Ben Seaver as Peppermint Patty.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

i cant stop loling at schoeder being the oldest one/ playing invisible piano.

― g®▲Ðұ, Saturday, 28 April 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Whammy.jpg

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 29 April 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

WHAMMY

― am0n, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/195/478762726_5ef3376b51_o.jpg

― am0n, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.worsethanfailure.com/Images/200704/bunny.png

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

― iiiijjjj, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://joelholmberg.com/media/albums/chillsesh/catstrachpostsmall.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 30 April 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

Four Paws®

― am0n, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

whoa that's fuckin with me a little

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 30 April 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

that's awesome

― river wolf, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

I'm lauging b/c this motor company I'm on the phone with is using the Police Squad! theme as their hold music.

― kingfish, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=56&threadid=1654#unread

― Mr. Que, Monday, 30 April 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

It seems to me that I'm not being snarky or snobby about this, but hey I can't have any insight into "dance music," right? Because I'm like into indie rock and noise and weird stuff, right?

Hint to Ronan: I have quite a few "dance music" records in my collection, and believe it or not, I LIKE HOUSE.

-- hstencil, Friday, 10 January 2003 16:37 (4 years ago)

― ☪, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

HOUSTENCIL

― ☪, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

uauah four paws interdimensional cat scratching post

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dri400/i464/i46467vlfau.jpg

― jaxon, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 01:26 (eighteen years ago)

from Ask Geir Hongro

Is Chinese like a gutter language of dogs to you?

-- sexyDancer, Monday, April 30, 2007 4:44 PM (5 hours ago)

― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2006/11/TOBEYMAGUIRE%20HITLER.JPG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

BIG HOUSTENCIL aka the stencedriver

― am0n, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

haha

― sleep, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

*spits gatorade all over keyboard*

― sleep, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/LastScancopy.jpg

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

Toyota made more cars than GM in the first quarter for the first time ever (and made a profit doing it too)

-- Ed, Tuesday, May 1, 2007 2:43 PM (1 hour ago)

a quarter that will live in infamy

-- dmr, Tuesday, May 1, 2007 3:52 PM (8 minutes ago)

― deej, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

you must have access to some tasty smelling urine.

-- Ms Misery, Tuesday, May 1, 2007 2:07 PM (42 seconds ago)

― remy bean, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.avclub.com/content/hater/what_the_new_fall_out_boy_bar_is

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 09:38 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ geir picking anti-semites x-clan as 1 rap act he actually liked

― m coleman, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 10:16 (eighteen years ago)

where is option "tuomasexual"

-- ghost rider, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 9:11 AM (1 hour ago)

― deej, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

from this goldmine
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53502#unread

― deej, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288/rpspix/geir.jpg

― sleep, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

WHO IS CREME1

-- deeznuts, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 12:54 PM (2 minutes ago)

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/475793826_fa4bf4a6bb.jpg?v=0

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

robble

― river wolf, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

On The Record: Opinions Were Like Kittens, I Was Givin' 'Em Away

First off, I'd like to thank everyone for the overwhelmingly positive feedback I received for the first edition of "Bigger Than the Sound." There were a whole lot of really great comments made about the column — from your basic "this guy/MTV sucks" to the more advanced "this is my least favorite kind of pseudo-journalism" — but this was perhaps the best of the bunch:

"For a bad, bad man he's got some wack witeboy p---y taste in music." — ILX member félix pié, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:41

If I knew how to work this Web site, I would make that the BTTS tag line ... and not just because it's true, but also because it's not every day that your work merits a harshly worded, curiously punctuated response from the future of the Chicago Cubs. Thanks for the words, Félix ... now let's work on raising that OBP.

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1558494/20070501/white_stripes.jhtml

― and what, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

the guy knows his obp, lets give him some credit

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Who's down with OBP?

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

fattey in kate bush shirt is still a fattey :(
-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, February 26, 2006 11:31 PM (1 year ago)

she's actually really skinny
-- cutty (mcutt), Monday, February 27, 2006 12:18 AM (1 year ago)

skinny girl in a kate bush t-shirt is still in a kate bush t-shirt :(
-- Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, February 27, 2006 12:22 AM (1 year ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

well my work here is clearly done

― félix pié, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://rr-bb.com/images/avatars/KittenLick.gif http://rr-bb.com/images/avatars/KittenLick.gif http://rr-bb.com/images/avatars/KittenLick.gif http://rr-bb.com/images/avatars/KittenLick.gif http://rr-bb.com/images/avatars/KittenLick.gif http://rr-bb.com/images/avatars/KittenLick.gif http://rr-bb.com/images/avatars/KittenLick.gif http://rr-bb.com/images/avatars/KittenLick.gif

― and what, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

fuckin creepy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

CGI Gone Wrong

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

curiously punctuated

oooh, burn

― dmr, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

there's nothing really 'curious' about the use of punctuation there, except perhaps a missing comma.

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

he mentioned my "name" 3 times in that column, i think i won.

― félix pié, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

haha totally won

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

btw shakey mo, don't ever agree with me again.

-- elmo argonaut, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 4:22 PM (15 seconds ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

ha was just about to post that one

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

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