Five Guys

i just had the five guys brooklyn heights and it was good

ps fyi you know what i call brooklyn heights?

lil' boston is what i call it

i think i still like blue 9 better tho

FIVE GUYS FOR LUNCH

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i want to eat this but i am kind of scared!

who are you, philippe

dont be scurred

aw, luv philippe

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hm, w 55th, i should try this after work some day.

rabbit burgers, y/n?

FATTTTBURGER IS CUMMING

http://www.mddailyrecord.com/article.cfm?id=5617&type=UTTM

my friend dan found out about that yesterday he is so fucking stoked. I think that's right around the corner from where he lives now?

I made a joke about PLACES OF SBURBN MERLIN: 1. over by th' airpurt 2. Waldorf

also amon what do u think of EGGSPECTATION or whatever
I wish they had them in DC that would be my go-to brunch joint
although last sunday the hollandaise on my benedict from busboys + poets (yeah I know wtf is a tombot doing in there) was so buttery it was like eating a pie that had some ham in it

5 guys is good but not as good as shake shack omg

btw http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/brooklyn/2008/05/30/2008-05-30_shake_shack_to_shake_up_brooklyn.html

i don't rate 5 guys that much, it's just an experience is all.

Waldorf will never not be funny. wtf is eggspectation

i walked past shake shack but still have never been there!

lol @ markowitz always bringing the lols!

"As borough president, since it's my sworn duty to ensure quality food in Brooklyn, I would be happy to offer my services and those of my staff as daily food tasters."

eggspectation is some place that does breakfast stuff out by the airport/columbia/175-32 axis I think
I only went there once but it was huge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx7SMTDvnqU

i fucking LOVED fatburger in college in LA. i hadn't been in maybe 10 years and we heard that E40 owned one in n.cal, so we made an hour long drive out there, and guess what, IT FUCKING SUCKS NOW. sorry

shake shack is pretty good, but my wife's burgers are better (seriously)

shake shack is amazing. glad my friend waited in the hour plus line instead of me

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omg brooklyn shake shack
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actually tried to go today after work but the line was fuckin loooong so we bailed

WHERE IS THIS PLACE

shake shack is pretty good, but my wife's burgers are better (seriously)

-- mookieproof, Wednesday, June 11, 2008 11:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i do not believe you at all - you will have to bring me one of these burgers at say around 1pm today and ill be the judge

jimmy it is in madison square park.

we did the five guys/in and out challenge: 1) Had Five Guys for dinner, 2) next day flew to vegas had in and out for lunch. . .

nd guess what FIVE GUYS IS BETTER THAN IN AND OUT in all categories and especially:

1) the bun. in and out's bun is weeeeeeak and crumbly. five guys has a bun that is soft and delicious
2) fries=five guys fries are thicker and tastier and yes we got our in and out fries "well done" they were still so average
3) burger=five guys better is tastier, thicker, better. in and out's burger was thin and uninspired

it should be mentioned that you can get 2 in and out burgers for the price of one five guys

--a good point. in and out was pretty cheap. . .or maybe it's just that 5 guys is on the expensive side

I meant the Shack in BK. I know where the one in mhhtn is :\

BK Shack is not open yet, I was omg-ing the Daily News story jhoshea linked to

Shake Truck coming to downtown brooklyn .... they don't say where specifically

we did the five guys/in and out challenge

are you sure you're still talking about burgers

LMFAO

i have not been to a Five Guys, but one is being erected in Park Slope :D

i love the hot and steamy brown meat of in and out in my mouth

...animal style

i had Five Guys tonight. SO MANY FRIES.

HOW MANY?

like 80. maybe 90.

woah, 90. little stubby ones or...?

Shake Truck coming to downtown brooklyn .... they don't say where specifically

gonna park it at metrotech is what i heard. kinda weird.

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obama is a man who looks like he could finish those fries.

i kinda wanna go there but i'm skeered

That's the Five Guys down by the Nationals stadium, right? Damn, that's the 2nd time I just barely missed meeting him.

r.i.p. midtown baltimore five guys :(

also rip

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I hear they closed because their NN license application was denied

also their sardine license was revoked

it's terrorist chicken? http://www.citypaper.com/bob/story.asp?id=1336

woah damn @ both those closings

*shakes fist @ "the economy"*

ehh i go to the 5 Guys near my apt. out in the sticks more anyway, but it was nice to have one a couple blocks from the office -- definitely felt a little stranded where it was, though, it's almost like the surrounding area doesn't even know Park Avenue exists

the other day a friend was visiting from colorado we passed a five guys and he told me abt how a new neighbor just moved from dc and was saying the only thing he missed was no five guys then realized like a week later there was a one 3 blocks away - these things are spreading like crazy - theres got to be like 500 guys by now

agree the location wasn't ideal, thats why i used lolscarequotes. just been seeing so many restaurants, big and small, getting shuttered in the past few months. anyway there's still one @ the harborplace i think

The one being built down the street from my house is almost ready to open, I think.

No soyburger, vegetable-burger or fish sandwitch options make Five Guys' opening a non-event for me (sadly).

the other day a friend was visiting from colorado we passed a five guys and he told me abt how a new neighbor just moved from dc and was saying the only thing he missed was no five guys then realized like a week later there was a one 3 blocks away - these things are spreading like crazy - theres got to be like 500 guys by now

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, October 27, 2009 1:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

the first time i ever had five guys was in dulles

i would ~murder~ for 5 guys atm

a few opened in the stl this year, don't think they were here before.

there is one w/in 2 mins driving distance of my grandmother's apt in miami - i go 2 there

i wanted to go because i heard they give you infinity french fries, i don't even care about burgers. now i can never go.

its sad he was a five guys

there are two of these places in DC, the burger and fries are *just* like 5 guys, and they have shakes too. pretty good, but not quite 5 guys

http://www.zburger.com/

wish the fries were half-size. there's tooo much fries

i got a regular fries by myself from z burger and could not finish, just like the regular 5 guys

at home i have one less than 1 minute from my job
infinity fries = awesome

xp THERE IS NEVER TOO MUCH FRIES

i like to eat fries and then drink the milkshake so the grease congeals on the top of your mouth, really good

kevin otm

no guys--there is a limit to how many potatoes should be inside the human body

I have never even heard of this place but mr. que is trippin:

1) the bun. in and out's bun is weeeeeeak and crumbly. five guys has a bun that is soft and delicious
2) fries=five guys fries are thicker and tastier and yes we got our in and out fries "well done" they were still so average
3) burger=five guys better is tastier, thicker, better. in and out's burger was thin and uninspired

'weak and crumbly' wtf I have been to in-n-out 1000 times in my life and I have never had a weak and crumbly bun.

can we not argue about in-n-out, this is a thread for five guys <3

iatee start your own in and out thread--this is a thread for five guys and copycat five guys

i work at a jewish community center which is peanut-free, so i always feel scared that im gonna have peanut cooties from walking in 5 guys. they have boxes and boxes of peanuts and the fries are cooked in 100% peanut oil

what about meat & cheese cooties

not to mention cheeseburger cooties

xp

I am just trying to prevent misinformation from getting out on the interwebs that's all

fries are worth it though

yeah it's not the most kosher place

i work at a jewish community center which is peanut-free, so i always feel scared that im gonna have peanut cooties from walking in 5 guys. they have boxes and boxes of peanuts and the fries are cooked in 100% peanut oil

― k3vin k., Tuesday, October 27, 2009 5:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol the signs being all "plz do not remove peanuts form the store they make some people die thx"

i had five guys and it was pretty good

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there are signs up at the closed five guys that say "coming soon: SUBWORKS" and the 'O' is a gear with cogs???

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do not want!

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had 5 guys 4 the 1st time over xmas

yum

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I ate at the five guys in Fargo twice this summer and not only was it delicious but everyone there - staff and patrons - seemed like an unpainted Juggalo

five guys is coming to SoCal i heard

buzza

thousand oaks!

There is one on the same street as my agency. I drive by it when I go to pick up my check. That must be a sign that I am fated to spend money there.

5 guys just showed up in mtl im kinda siked to give it 'five tries'

five guys is in cerritos and carson

5 guys just showed up in mtl im kinda siked to give it 'five tries'

― the disappearance of apollo creed (s1ocki), Tuesday, August 17, 2010 12:27 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you should eat 5 fries!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i mean eat more than that, because otherwise you wont really get a good sense

but eat at least five!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

high fives guys

What is five guys

did you guys hear five guys is going to start serving five mai tais

for your five tries at five guys you can have five fries and five mai tais

five lies

one is opening 4 miles from my work tomorrow. :D

went to the parking lot randomly yesterday, walked up to it and they were training everyone :( i ended up going to rubios. terrible terrible mall mexican

5 Guys >>>>>>>>>> In-n-Out
(sample size, 2 meals at each)

no you're confused, those are 'greater than' signs

yes, they are

But the best burger I've had in the last few years (that I didn't make myself) was from here.

god i'd eat so many green chili cheeseburgers right now.
okay two.

one is opening 4 miles from my work tomorrow. :D

I have one four doors down from my work and have started to fail in my efforts to not go there that much

5 Guys >>>>>>>>>> In-n-Out
(sample size, 2 meals at each)

― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 7:00 PM (2 hours ago)

WmC not that I ever trusted your tastes, but this just shows me how bad it is in the NoMS. Sorry Bro.

i don't think i could ever eat 5 guys on lunch break -- definitely need to lay on a couch for a half hour at minimum after eating 5 guys

kiss my ass, "Bro" - xp

Sup Bro.

what people don't get about in-n-out is that nobody in california actually believes that this is the best hamburger in the world, but it's $2 for a hamburger that is great, omnipresent, and has v. quality ingredients.

I live on the cote est now and go to five guys once in a while cause there's one near my work. I like the fries and the peanuts and it's not bad but once you're paying that much for a meal you might as well spend the extra few bucks and go to a sit down place.

i don't think i could ever eat 5 guys on lunch break -- definitely need to lay on a couch for a half hour at minimum after eating 5 guys

― jrue (J0rdan S.), Thursday, October 28, 2010 12:12 AM (9 minutes ago)

this is otm but i still do it way too much - got one right around the corner from one of my jobs

the quality of the beef is my major uh... uh issue. if you prefer 5 Guys beef, you honestly have no idea what you're putting in your mouth. i will cook you a rancid ass mule burger whenever you want and then throw hella bacon and mustard on that garbage and you might love my burger more.

first had 5 guys in an airport somewhere lol. NY? DC? got a small burger, which seemed like a pretty ordinary burger joint burger, but better than most, and super cheap for airport food. like normal burger price, 3 or 4 bucks. it did not seem massive or physically debilitating. it was just a burger. actually i've only had 5 guys in airports lol, and only twice. ten guys.

now they have one in seattle, which seems incorrect. plus it is way out in northgate, stuck in the side of a movie theater, three or four parking lots away from anywhere you'd want to be. it makes me sad because i feel that it is lost and needs to be taken home.

first time i had 5 guys was in DC airport terminal

insert gay jokes here

may ethan rest in peace

were you stuffed?

Jordan S. is Larry Craig and I claim my $10.

$10, that's almost enough for an order of fries

ban iatee?

from five guys webby:

Regular Fries
Cost: $2.69

how much for Rancid Ass Mule Burger with Hella Mustard

dunno i don't eat @ Shasta's!

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Greasy-ass overcooked/charred mule rancidity

anyone been to a Smashburger ?

wsb

today will be my first five guys. will report back later. if i make it

i still don't really like this place but i get the worst cravings for it.

five guys is great, granted each meal is like 3000 calories and the equivalent of 1 days worth of fat intake. giddy up heart explosions.

it was ok. kinda just like a good burger stand. nothing special. way too many fries. and why is a regular 2 patties and a small only 1?

you're saying a small should be one and a half?

Maybe one should be reg and two should be large

Better yet call the single patty a grande and the double a venti

xxxxxxxxp smashburger is amazing! i'm in denver and their colorado-burger is one of the best things i've had at a burger place, so good. gotta go back there sometime soon

smashburger rules over five guys

yo is it true five guys got sonned by a smashburger over an ilx beef

would smashburger

both five guys that opened near my office in the last year or so have closed.

mine is down to just two guys

ha!

five guys' burgers are pretty good! all the employees at the one here are asshole teenage idiots though.

otm and otm

huh, the dudes who work at my local 5 guys have to be the cheeriest group of fast food employees i have ever seen. not even to the customers, just to each other. looks like they're having a party back there at the grill.

have you been to in n out? cause those people are cult-level nice and cheery

feel like five guys has been expanding too aggressively

I want to walk into one and say hey guy, slow down

hey guy

yeah, i've been to in n out, but in n out is usually so busy when i'm there that they're doing more work than being smiley.

2 five guys in my metro area are always packed

there are people in my office that eat at 5 guys like three times a week! can't understand why they all aren't double obese.i have to plan months in advance with two a days at the gym before I can even eat there.

well, with adequate exercise, an average-ish guy can take in more than 2500 calories a day and stay balanced. i doubt a 5 burger tops that, even with fries and a coke.

not that i'm anyone's role model when it comes to such things...

both five guys that opened near my office in the last year or so have closed.

― mizzell, Friday, January 20, 2012 1:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

where was that? the only 5 Guys i've ever seen close was the one near my old workplace in midtown Baltimore that's just in kind of a sad no man's land where few things thrive so i tended to blame the location

there are people in my office that eat at 5 guys like three times a week! can't understand why they all aren't double obese.i have to plan months in advance with two a days at the gym before I can even eat there.

― Aerosol, Friday, January 20, 2012 4:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is so otm. sometimes i consider going to five guys but i'm like "no, you didn't work out yesterday, you won't be able to tomorrow, also you want to drink beers later"

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