550 THINGS YOU DID NOT KNOW ABOUT DR MORBIUS

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1. attended several seminal DNA performances

― sanskrit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

2. noted cineaste

― sanskrit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

3. likes the Mets

― sanskrit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

4. secretly loves the Yankees

― sanskrit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

5. hates Metropolitan Diary, but wishes he could be featured in it

― sanskrit, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

6. has a flipper shirt.

― tehresa, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

7. introduced hstencil to indie rock, taught him all he knows

― sanskrit, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

8. homebrews his own Tab

― sanskrit, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

9. spawns internet clones regularly

― g®▲Ðұ, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

10. has wfmu boxer shorts :-O

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

11. related to wrinklepaws by marriage

― brownie, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

12. prone to chronic butthurt

― jhøshea, Friday, 11 May 2007 00:16 (eighteen years ago)

13. suckerpunched Abbas Kiarostami

― sanskrit, Friday, 11 May 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

13. bought oregano because peter greenaway told him it was 'dank'

― remy bean, Friday, 11 May 2007 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

14. secretly tarantino's neglected kid stepbrother

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 02:10 (eighteen years ago)

15. lost his virginity to Rusty Staub

― gershy, Friday, 11 May 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

16. is a noise godfather.

― tehresa, Friday, 11 May 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

17. loved the godfather

― jhøshea, Friday, 11 May 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

woah did 13 rly happen?

― Stormy Davis, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

(sanskrit's 13)

― Stormy Davis, Friday, 11 May 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

15. lost his virginity to Rusty Staub

lol I thought this said Mr. Snrub

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 11 May 2007 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

18. was on the grassy knoll in '63.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 08:07 (eighteen years ago)

woah did 13 rly happen?

-- Stormy Davis, Friday, May 11, 2007 1:41 AM (6 hours ago)

Kiarostami still not allowed back in the US because of the "altercation", Bill banned from NYFF for life.

― sanskrit, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

19. is deeznuts.

― ghost rider, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

20. while everyone knows he took his internet pseudonym from Forbidden Planet, not many people realize that he took his internet persona from lost in space's dr. smith.

― ghost rider, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

21. secret shame: never actually seen M*A*S*H

― ghost rider, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)

22. lost his virginity to Mr. Snrub

― jhøshea, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

23. Instrumental in getting Hot Action Cop signed to a record deal

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

24. is actually one of many ilx-related psuedonyms used by noted new york times pop critic kelefa sanneh

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

25. sells bootleg t-shirts through cafe press featuring unused jbr psudeonyms

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

26. father was the voice of popular animation character "droopy dog"

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

27. uses crest white strips no less than four times per day

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

28. sonned by roger ebert in a buffet line beef, sundance '96

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

29. once kicked the ass of joey greco in an episode of cheaters that never aired.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

30. original voice of monterey "monty" jack on tv's chip 'n dale rescue rangers

― ghost rider, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

31. failed mp3 blogger

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

Keep building the myth!

(tho I'm not bottomish enough for 12 or 20. Also, DNA just once)

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

32. studied semi-professional fighting for several years as a pre-teen under the tutelage of neighbor jack palance

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

33. Wrote scripts for Mork & Mindy

― Mr. Que, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

34. owns snoopy snow cone machine in mint condition original box. only takes it out after midnight on his birthday and weeps a little. uses tears as snow cone foundation.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

That sounds like more fun than what I did after midnight on my birthday.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

35. briefly worked as a cut-man for floyd patterson in the early 60s, including the second patterson/ingemar johansson fight.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

36. once made wade boggs cry merely with a withering stare.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

37. LOVES DISNEYLAND

― Edward III, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

oh man the snoopy snow cone

― cutty, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

Remy's 13 cracked me up.

― admrl, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

38. walked away from a lucrative modeling career to devote himself to science.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

39. Faux-mosexual ploy to bed (many) women.

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

40. Lost his daughter to band of Vietnamese river pirates in crooked poker game

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

41. is actually world reknowned poker player and easily could've turned the crooked game but didn't really care for his daughter that much.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

42. ghost-writes celebrity tell-alls for extra cash

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

43. Not actually a Dr., but plays one on TVthe Radio

― gabbneb, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

44. Plays in TV on the Radio

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

45. Real Name - B. Bartlett Giamatti

― gabbneb, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

46. refused the offer of a handjob from Giorgio Moroder in the back of some cat's limo

― sanskrit, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

47. said cat being MC Skat Kat

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/pics/zod-snoopy.jpg

― chaki, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

48. Claims -2 on taxes.

― The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 11 May 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

49. invented the telephone pole

― Lingbert, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

50. has a "thing" for older gentleman who bear at least a passing resemblance to Aristotle

― Lingbert, Saturday, 12 May 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

51. has eaten out of Planet of the Apes cereal bowl since '74

― Dr Morbius, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

jess have I told you lately that I love you

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 13 May 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

52. Regards J. Hoberman chief among his new and notable penpals

― sanskrit, Monday, 14 May 2007 00:09 (eighteen years ago)

53. Dresses like Maggie Gyllenhaal

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

54. Keeps his father's teeth in purple crown royal bag he wears around his neck.

― strongohulkington, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

55. caviar and tortilla chips

― remy bean, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

56. faint musky odor acquired from a lifetime of eating raccoons

― ^@^, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

57. has a fake molar fashioned entirely out of petrified candy corn

― ^@^, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

58. every august, 15,000 bulls from all over the world converge on brooklyn to run with him

― ^@^, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

59. is able to guess the overall pickle content of any relish to +/- .02 percentage points

― ^@^, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

60. is gay

― ^@^, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

61. except during solar flares

― remy bean, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

62. Is actually star trek-style mirror universe hstencil from the future

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

63. played bass on the first two skynard albums.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

64. Was Christian Vander for halloween in 1992

http://www.simplesoul.co.uk/ork_alarm/images/cv_0001.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

62: bcz I don't have a beard?

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

65. was Henry Darger's #1 drinking buddy

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

66. once shot in the leg outside Hot 97

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

67. can competively wrestle twice his own weight in Alaskan snow crabs

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

68. (if said crabs are parboiled)

― remy bean, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

69. Was rejected from the Two Boots specialty slice naming committee on grounds of lactose intolerance.

― sexyDancer, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

70. Made Amiga Tracker versions of the entire Red Transistor discography but the disks were lost at WFMU in the early 1990s.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

71. holds the US patent rights on cargo pants, refuses to collect royalties

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

72. http://img105.echo.cx/img105/3222/dolls4nk.jpg

― wanko ergo sum, Tuesday, 15 May 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

73. the role of ricardo tubbs from miami vice was modeled on him.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

72. George Soros and Alan Greenspan refer to him in hushed tones as "The Puppetmaster".

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

75. the chemical process that causes mood rings to change color is known as "the morbius effect".

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

76. holds the key to the 36th chamber

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

77. "Dr Morbius" is actually the screen name for Mitt Romney.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

78. medical license suspended for testing boundaries of "experimental treatment"

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

79. now plots his revenge

― Edward III, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

80. 10% of gross sales from girl scout cookies are skimmed off the top and paid to dr morbius.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

81. is the reason why corn comes out intact in your poop

― Lingbert, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

82. coined the term "math rock" in a 1974 ac/dc review for creem

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

83. Penned "Soul Discharge" musical; quit writing for theater when Tina Turner didn't return calls.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

84. was the subject of two Herzog documentaries

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

85. is actually the animated corpse of Latin heartthrob Desi Arnaz

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

86. is secretly referenced in at least 7 captain and tennille songs.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

babaluuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

87. impersonated billy barty for a brief time in the mid-80s

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

88. is the doctor that has been keeping sunny von bulow alive all these years.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)

89. years of hard drinking forced him to undergo a radical walrus kidney transplant in 1992 that has, so far, held

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:51 (eighteen years ago)

noooooo they be stealin my kidney!

― bell_labs, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

90. during a brief martial-arts vigilante phase in 1982, invented velcro as a means to prevent nunchucks from falling off his person while on his nightly patrols.

after tiring of the whole business Morbius had an opportunity to go back in time, and posing as an alien visitor he bestowed the velcro technology to NASA scientists.

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

91. These events were the basis for a screenplay which, after years of countless rewrites and revisions, emerged as the Shaquille O'Neil vehicle Kazaam

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

92. Wrote all of the songs on Bee Thousand

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

93. has entire periodic table of elements tattooed on left ass cheek, EXCEPT rhodium

― ^@^, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

94. similarly to 91, his memoirs were rewritten and revised to become the Aaron Carter Radio Disney smash "That's How I Beat Shaq"

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

93. has entire periodic table of elements tattooed on left ass cheek, EXCEPT rhodium

i've been wanting to get this as a back piece for years (but i'd include rhodium), i'm just afraid man hasn't caught up with science yet and it would be rendered obsolete in a year or two.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

95. achieved a brief period of notoriety in the late '70s while acting as nadia comaneci's trainer/svengali.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

96. Worked as an intern for Reagan Secretary of Defense Caspar Weinberger from 1982-1985.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

97. often confuses long island and new jersey.

― ian, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

98. only pretends to not know the true name of the "main gundam"

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

99. breeds cats for bodega owners

― C0L1N B..., Tuesday, 22 May 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

100. world's most complete collection of erotic collectable spoons

― remy bean, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

101. can't stop watching Hardball with Chris Matthews

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

102. designed all the dresses for the reese witherspoon vehicle "sweet home alabama"

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

Strongo has been watching the USA network.

― C0L1N B..., Tuesday, 22 May 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

103. number of illegitimate children from "experimenting" in college: 6.

― ian, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

^TEST TUBES^

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

104. can only be awoken from slumber by the sound of schoolchildren tapdancing

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

105. vice-treasurer of bright eyes fan club (eastern seaboard)

― sanskrit, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

106. Has major guilt issues following a rave review he once wrote about Ishtar after seeing it "stoned."

― chaki, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

107. has directed two major hollywood productions, but lobbied the directors' guild to remove his name from both moives after studio interference.

― haitch, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

(tht's Dr Smithee of Lost In Space)

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

108. keeps ET doll in closet, occasionally touches lighted finger

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

109. deflowered both liza minelli and david gest.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

110. when drunk on mojitos he will stand atop his barstool and sing the entirety of "the humpty dance" on a loop until he's forcibly escorted from the building

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

deflowered both liza minelli and david gest

TOO FAR

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

111. dr morbius drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

112. also voice actor for popular car battle series TWISTED METAL

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

113. once ate a whole entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside of it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

114. morbius knows EXACTLY where carmen sandiego is

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

115. is the only white man ike turner is afraid of.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

116. he has the greatest poker face of all time. he won the 1983 world series of poker, despite holding only a joker, a "get out of jail free" card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from UNO.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

117. actually sang most of the lead vocals on juice newton's 1981 hit album "Juice".

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

118. in a recent survey, it was discovered that 94% of american women lost their virginity to dr. morbius.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

119. was the real "mrs calabash"

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

120. his favorite movie is actually die hard with a vengeance

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

121. is largely responsible for the rift that eventually broke up seals & croft.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

122. was cameraman for infamous "nell carter/cookie rojas" sex tape.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

123. was the nation's most beloved aviatrix for 4 months in 1927, until it was discovered that he was a man, and did not know how to fly an aeroplane.

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

124. invented spats

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

124. was named the sassiest boy in america in april, 1993 by sassy magazine

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

126. during an all-night "tea" binge with paul mccartney, suggested the tune for the song that eventually became "yesterday." morbius, though, was actually trying to hum slayer's "raining blood."

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

127. was backup goalie to the legendary vladislav tretiak on the 1980 russian olympic hockey team.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

128. only the second person ever to receive both sassy magazine's "sassiest boy in america" and the princeton review's "best party school" honors in the same year.

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

129. morbius owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. they serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and hot pockets.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

130. morbius is friends with momus.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

131. ghost wrote randy newman's "short people" after bitter break-up with former lover ronnie james dio.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

132. he regrets going to michigan

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

133. once drunkenly made out with a cigarette machine at osaka airport

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

134. ritualistically masturbated to bob uecker from tv's mr. belvedere for six months in 1986

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

135. can hold his breath underwater for 9 years

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

136. Painstakingly hand-colored his favorite black & white episode of Mr. Ed frame-by-frame, watched it, then snipped the film apart and sent each frame to a different former African dictator

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

137. "dr. morbius" is actually one of louis jagger's many screen names.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

138. Writes a monthly letter to George Kennedy, urging him to throw off the yoke of Leslie Nielsen and begin production on a fourth Naked Gun movie.

― C0L1N B..., Wednesday, 23 May 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

139. once got busy in a burger king bathroom

― latebloomer, Thursday, 24 May 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

140. spent a year eating nothing but hamburger rolls and is indirectly responsible for the invention of the patty melt.

― C0L1N B..., Thursday, 24 May 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

141. is sassy young thing, apparently

― Edward III, Thursday, 24 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

139. once got busy in a burger king bathroom

-- latebloomer, Thursday, May 24, 2007 12:25 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

oh dr passantonius

― and what, Thursday, 24 May 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

dr. morbius,
would you someday attend a movie at BAM with me? i don't have one in mind per se but think it would be an agreeable outing, which is neither here nor there. would like your input, dear sir.

best regards,
lindsay

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

140. is worried about sodium content in bloody marys

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

140a. but not TOO worried

― bell_labs, Monday, 9 July 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

141. won a paper airplane contest, 1966

― jergïns, Monday, 9 July 2007 06:42 (eighteen years ago)

lindsay,

OF COURSE! Right now I am drowning in Senegalese films on DVD/VHS, but soon.

Dr M

142. Smuggled his copy of The Echoing Green to Jimmy the Mod so he didn't have to get on the author autograph line at KeySpan Park

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 9 July 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

143. Is not Paul Bremer

― El Tomboto, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

btw, I only saw DNA once.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 21 September 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

144. drowned in senegalese films on dvd/vhs. RIP.

― s1ocki, Friday, 21 September 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

145. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/eastcoastjoe/Boston/DSCN1086.jpg

― remy bean, Friday, 21 September 2007 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

146. accurately predicted the wacky demise of my marriage

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 30 September 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

147. Adores the films of Hayley Mills.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 30 September 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago)

148. is the ilxor i've passed the most randomly on the streets of chicago (this is actually true!).

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 30 September 2007 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

Stunt doubled for both Michael Beck and Olivia Newton-John in the 1980 musical Xanadu.

― Peej, Monday, 1 October 2007 04:46 (seventeen years ago)

150: given permission by dinkins administration to jump turnstyles. giuliani, in a fit of pique, mandated it.

― gff, Monday, 1 October 2007 05:52 (seventeen years ago)

151. invented nachos

― latebloomer, Monday, 1 October 2007 06:43 (seventeen years ago)

152. said goodbye not once but twice! what a nice guy.

― hstencil, Monday, 1 October 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

153. Uses his DVD player as an alarm clock.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 29 October 2007 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

154. Pronounces the word "better" as "BETTAH"

― n/a, Monday, 29 October 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

155. rode Dust Commander to victory in 1970 kentucky derby.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 29 October 2007 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

156. inseminated several performance attendees with DNA

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

157. Was the dude in the Bigfoot suit

― latebloomer, Monday, 29 October 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

158. ghost wrote that "this is ooooouuuuuur country" piece of shit for johnny cougar.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 29 October 2007 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

159. put the 'mellencamp' in ^^^

― remy bean, Monday, 29 October 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

160. repeatedly, and with deliberate malice, stole the cookies from the cookie jar. when confronted replied 'who, me? couldn't be.'

― remy bean, Monday, 29 October 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

161. skilled knife fighter.

― haitch, Monday, 29 October 2007 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

162. regular at weekly poker game in early 80s w/ halston, andy, bianca, liza and "victor hugo"

― m coleman, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:58 (seventeen years ago)

163. is the real Donnie Darko.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

164. douchebag

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 16 November 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago)

165. Set up the internet's first Thirtysomething fan fiction site, back in April 1996.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 16 November 2007 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

I think everyone knew #164, eunuch.

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 16 November 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

nine months pass...

I did standup comedy (halfheartedly) for about 3 years, and naturalism be damned, I knew several comics VERY much like Rupert Pupkin.

Tho Raging Bull is brilliantly made, I sure can't identify w/ LaMotta. He is a fuckin' animal.

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, August 21, 2008 9:26 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

!!!

― and what, Thursday, 21 August 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

woah

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 21 August 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

study up

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 21 August 2008 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

Were you an insult comic, a prop comedian, or one of those "Hey you ever notice" guys?

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 21 August 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 21 August 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

4 minutes of material, 6 minutes of KOing chickenshit hillbilly hecklers

― some dude, Thursday, 21 August 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

I was a "hey, which of you drunken tourist fucks would like to walk me to the Port Authority after the show" guy.

xp!

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 21 August 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos13.flickr.com/14739394_83bf342649.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 21 August 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

i have total respect for morbs not only doing standup, but admitting it.

― s1ocki, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

the dong show

― jeff, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

was your stage name Dr. Morbius?

― jeff, Thursday, 21 August 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

i have total respect for morbs not only quitting standup, but becoming a doctor.

― am0n, Friday, 22 August 2008 00:50 (seventeen years ago)

hes not a medical doctor

― max, Friday, 22 August 2008 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

167. has promo photographs from said standup career which he refuses to share with ilx brethren

― Edward III, Friday, 22 August 2008 05:30 (seventeen years ago)

168. claims ignorance of modern scanning device technology

― Edward III, Friday, 22 August 2008 05:30 (seventeen years ago)

direct him to a public library

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 22 August 2008 05:55 (seventeen years ago)

haha, I have no idea who EdwIII is now, or if he learned this secondhand.

no way I am gonna let you suckers see that glossy

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 22 August 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

we're begging

― roxymuzak, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/Fozzie.jpg

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

morbs perhaps my former (yay) boss could represent you?

― tehresa, Friday, 22 August 2008 23:35 (seventeen years ago)

169. invented the aristocrats joke

― latebloomer, Saturday, 23 August 2008 01:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.shoutlife.com/profiles/5/2/8/7/4/47825/primary.jpg

― omar little, Saturday, 23 August 2008 01:59 (seventeen years ago)

if someone convinces dr. morbius to scan his stand-up glossies, i will post a picture of myself in leather.

-- strgn, Friday, August 22, 2008 10:57 PM (Friday, August 22, 2008 10:57 PM) Bookmark Link

If Morbs scans his stand up, I will post a pic of myself in strgn.

-- Eric H., Friday, August 22, 2008 11:00 PM (Friday, August 22, 2008 11:00 PM) Bookmark Link

THE PEOPLE DEMAND MORBIUS STANDUP PICS

― tehresa, Saturday, 23 August 2008 03:04 (seventeen years ago)

those promises may actually be deterrents.

― strgn, Saturday, 23 August 2008 03:07 (seventeen years ago)

that thought did cross my mind but i decided to go for it anyway

― tehresa, Saturday, 23 August 2008 03:08 (seventeen years ago)

what strgn said

― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 23 August 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

wait, strgn = strongohlk = jess?
or i'm lost here?
who is who?

― sanskrit, Monday, 1 September 2008 02:35 (seventeen years ago)

no, strgn is some fag who wanted to know if I had a tight hole.

Where haver you been, skrit?

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 1 September 2008 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

Now you got something to do on Labor Day, Morbs.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 1 September 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

170. fronted a hardcore band from '82-'85

― latebloomer, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

171. learned today what "right click" means (never even wondered what other part of the mouse was for!)

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 18 December 2008 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

172. this is his first post from HOME

― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 14 February 2009 03:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.case-jc.demon.co.uk/images/Congrats.gif

― velko, Saturday, 14 February 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)

seven years pass...

I am not voting for Jill Stein for president again, hell with that; iatee knows zip

might write in Sanders, Roseanne or Eugene Debs

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 May 2016 02:00 (nine years ago)

jake arrieta tho

― mookieproof, Saturday, 14 May 2016 02:16 (nine years ago)

too rich

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 May 2016 07:57 (nine years ago)

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