valuable new posters

"I suppose"

i had a feeling this one would get noticed

music always gets worse when the phrase 'more than' is invoked

why is this shit on noize board

same reason the zing thread is

he has like ten of these meta complaint threads

I like this and I like that. I'm intrigued by the fact that Otis has heard all this cool stuff that I haven't, and therefore am also jealous of the bastard. I do things. I enjoy things. I smile. How are you? Yes, I love me too. Embrace the nothingness that is me. Further lies to be found at my home page.

-- Ned Raggett, Tuesday, January 30, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

Hi, I occasionally post on ILM but there is one thing that I don't understand that occurs rather frequently.

Why are so many of the ILM cadre of ex-indie rockers ashamed of indie? (that's USA indie, not the UK "Boy Bands w/ Guitars"/Britpop indie)

Yes, y'all wearing your indie clothes, checking out indie girls/boys, closet listening to indie allthewhile suspectly buying other genres to boost your ILM cred... you are among the first to bash "Indie: The Genre"?

<wigga>Why ya frontin', y0?</wigga>

Peer pressure? Diseased with musical fashion? is this a po-mo "ironic" move like the fleeting destiny's child/missy elliot affection of last year?

-- http://gygax.pitas.com, Wednesday, May 29, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago)

these threads are just ethan's noise versions of "white wing jesus-ese I got cc'd yesterday" and ILM is ethan's noise version of ethan's work email

Name: Millar
Location: Maryland
Age: 24
Fav Band: Toss up between Paperclip People and Yellow Magic Orchestra
Fav Movie: Conan the Barbarian or Real Genius
Fav TV Show: LUPIN III baby
Fav Book: was Catch-22, now The Anubis Gates
Fav Actor: Ron Livingston
Fav Actress: Julia Roberts (I am boring)
Fav Food: Beer
Fav Sport: Beer
Fav Athlete: Yao Ming (he is tall)
Drink of Choice: Beer
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): Beer
Smoker?: Aye
Occupation: Military/Other
Do you work out?: See above
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: 6.3, 8 if you like broken noses
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: (This is actually abt oral sex, I figured it out) 11, baby
Add anything you want people to know: I have no prospects.
-- Millar (Millar), Friday, February 14, 2003 4:53 AM (4 years ago)

Fav Band: Toss up between Paperclip People and Yellow Magic Orchestra

awesome

hahaha lupin 3

aye

ok this thread turned awesome

My Life In Music by X. Y. Zedd

I was born as a shiny new vinyl 45-rpm record in 1969; when the doctor pressed a needle to my skin, he heard "Ball Of Fire" by Tommy James And The Shondells. Well fed by a diet of pop radio, I rapidly grew into a slim long-player and people would call me "Ziggy Stardust." Then I grew bigger and fatter until I was "Yessongs" by 1974, with triple gatefold and Roger Dean apparel. My adolescent rebellion wavered between slipping cantakerous Harry Partch cantatas and Kraftwerk concept album sleeves over my soul. Bloated and overplayed, I suddenly broke (though I was labeled "unbreakable"), and out of my shards grew a thousand punk and New Wave records. For a brief time I spun wilder and faster and became a 12-inch single of "Rapture" by Blondie, but soon broke out in a bad case of crackles and pops. Remixed and posing anew as "Twenty Jazz-Funk Greats" by Throbbing Gristle, I spun 'round on the turntable of education until I was formally rejected. By the time I was "The Queen Is Dead," I'd lost my virginity to an eight-track and suddenly metamorphosed as a cassette. Over the years I became worn out through too much abuse of my "Bone Machine" "cassingles," so I went into silent hibernation, wrapped a jewel case about me, and became a fully grown Aphex Twin double CD. Now I am contemplating whether or not to undergo life counseling and try out being an audiovisual DVD of "Vespertine" by Bjork or pare back and settle for a career as a minidisk of Matmos or Momus. In the meantime, I've lost a lot of weight and am proud to show off my trim mp3 files of rare Brian Eno bootlegs to hard drives I know and love.

You are my DJ, I am what you play.

-- X. Y. Zedd, Wednesday, June 13, 2001 12:00 AM

Jess, 23, live outside Philadelphia, currently unemployed and aimless (a catch, ain't I?), amateur writer but professional procrastinator, NOT a musician (I just can't bear to add more mediocre crap to the mountain) but I AM a critic (why else would I be posting here if I didn't think my opinion was god-like and unimpeachible), I likes...well, I likes what I likes, and there ain't a single genre I can think of (outside new age) that I don't likes somethin' from...but I've been an inveterate hiphop junkie since I was a wee lad and currently a recovering indie rock kid (who's finally almost worked through the alt-rock crock handed to me by the mass media *and* fanzine cartels while growing up in the 90s.)

-- Jess, Monday, August 6, 2001 12:00 AM

!!!

lock thread

'tis awnly a wee lad now, me dearies

lol olden times

Name: trife dawg
Location: the boudoir
Age: 19
Fav Band: anything Def Jux family
Fav TV Show: upn network
Fav Athlete: sprewell
Drink of Choice: henny in a dixie cup
Drug of Choice: smoke trees son
Occupation: selling yogurt pretzels
Do you work out?: lol
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: 9 point magnificent
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: u can't c me + u definitely can't b me

-- Trife Dawg (Trife), Friday, June 19, 2001 7:41 PM (6 years ago)

i have like three posts on one of the introduce yrself threads spaced over three years and each becomes shorter and more sarcastic. Its like you can see ilx turn me into jaded shell in stop motion.

#1 To whoever said Pac ain't one of the best when it comes to lyrics, you r wrong. He had it from the start of his rap career to the end. PAIN--steady thuggin' in the streets/ and i'll be ballin' loc/ don't let'em make you worry/ keep swingin' at these suckas till you buried/ i was born to raise hell, a nigga from the gutta,/ with a motha on drugs/ i'm kickin dust up/ ready ta bust/ i'm on the scene/ steady muggin' mean /until they kill me/ i'll be livin this life/ i know you feel me. One of his last UNTIL THE END OF TIME--- Perhaps I was addicted to tha dark side/ Some where inside my childhood I missed my heart die / And even though we both came from tha same places /Tha money and tha fame made us all change places /Could it be through tha misery/ They can't get past?/ The hard times make a true friend afraid to ask/ for currency but you can run to me when you need it/.... It never stop, when my mama ask me will I change/ I tell her yeah but it's clear I'll always be tha same/.... Remain strong in this planet full of playa hataz/ They conversate but Death Row full of demonstrators/ And in tha end drinkin' henassy/ made all my enemies envy me/ So cold when I flow eliminatin' easily/ Fall to they knees, they plead for they right to breath / While beggin' me to keep tha peace haha/ What I can see closer to achieve/ In times of danger don't freeze time to be a G/ Follow my lead I supply everything you need/ An ounce of game and tha trainin' to make a G'/ Remember me? No disrespect but do your homework cuz. #2 Whoever wanted to bring Nelly, Luda, and Mystcal into the debate ...you r str8 up tripin. That's all I'll say on them; they don't even get half a bar from me. #3 Don Was, I agree with you to a point dogg, but why does one person have to stick to one style? How come Nas can't do some thug songs and then do some Puff songs too? I feel you on an artist being true, but why can't he try it all without being lable a seelout. I'm not sayin you said this, but we shouldn't pigion hold people. Besides it ain't one rapper that I can think of that has a CD with nothing but HARDCORE songs, I said it before, u gotta put out a few MTV songs. I know many disagree, but u can't have it both ways. Some are going by the sales. Okay, well the MTV songs sale. But if Nas keeps it all street then it won't sale as many and then peeps say "It only sold half a mil." And Jay has put out many less than hardcore songs why isn't he called out for that? Izzo, and Girls, Girls. I like em both but if y'all goin say Nas fell off with "Hate me now" remember it goes both ways. Holla. Qoolout of D.C. baby

-- QS/ Qoolout, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (5 years ago) Link

ts: qs/qoolout vs. hillis 3000

some of the hillis 3000 vs the best keystyle battles are hilarious

QB animals spit venom in your eyes/ battling me ....Hillis I thought you were wise??/ well im a non believer, my lyrics mixed in ether/you beating me is like seeing an all white zebra/it's just not possible so change your hypothesis/ FREEZING YOU WORDS is the only way you can "ROC" to this/ im a metropolis, your small PARISH or town/ youll get fucked verbally, i saw your panties down/ ill battle the whole south from one man to a crowd/ you cry for mercy, the only thing that will be loud/ stop the chatter, your only gangsta on the COMPURTER/ pressing enter numerous times thinking i can shoot ya/ get a life, seek a future/ get off that south shyt/ too bad, you fuck wit dudes that lack conscience/ stay in your place dun and don't ever disrespect QUEENS/ cause next time wo you'll prophesize to be on ya knees...muphucka

PARISH

your only gangsta on the COMPURTER

HELLO, I am Quinn.
A/S/L = 23/F/Philadelphia (recently moved from Austin, TX)

I became addicted to this site (mostly the Noise Dudes board) for about three weeks, and now I mostly like to read the ILM for interesting recommendations and YSI tracks. My favorite music is krautrock/psychedelic/noise/anything bitchin'.

-- killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, March 20, 2006 10:30 PM

What up? For those who don't know, I'm Wrinklepaws and basically I regulate like Warren G.
-- Wrinklecause for Applause! (Wrinklepaws), Thursday, February 8, 2007 3:36 PM (3 months ago)

are you blogging right now?

hey guys, mind if i blog?

<3
big wrink

I can hardly hold it against new posters that they aren't yet adjusted to the *high standards* ILMers have about posts.

i like killy

For instance, right now I'm in a good mood. I'm listening to Lil Mama's "Lip Gloss." Why? It's catchy, and it makes me very happy. Those two things are fundamentally related.

A few days ago, I was feeling quite depressed (no need to go into the shitty circumstances). Lots of other people probably would play happy music in this case, but when I'm depressed, I find pop music futile...It doesn't change anything at all, so I play depressing music, like "Mad World" or "Love Will Tear Us Apart."

When it comes to emotions, Led Zeppelin doesn't really do anything for me. I find the music boring/soulless and as I've said 10391049+ times on this thread, it just seems to be trying too hard.

-- Tape Store,

You need to shut the fuck up 696. How is it possible that someone hasn't as yet released all your teeth? You prove libcrypt's remarks with every word you type.

-- Shorty, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:21 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

its alright, i got barry lasagnas number if things get heavy

what the hell thread is THAT from!? is it one of the football hooligan ones i never go on?

belle and sebastian POX

THIS IS TWEECORE

hahaha

I think mine would theoretically be identical to trife's if you replace "Def Jux" with "Dif Juz"

this was my first ILX thread: I like the little diamond patterns on wafer cookies.

http://www.kidshealth.org/teen/your_mind/problems/headers_49165/T_bullying1.jpg

BOWLCUT

pictures?

-- hstencil (hstencil), Friday, September 3, 2004 2:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

OK, I know folk rock is a hard genre to define because some of it is 75% rock and 20% folk and 5% cheese.

But make a short list of new folk & folk rock that matters. And another short list of what "isn't that good"

Good
Archer Prewitt, Sun Kil Moon, King Creosote, Jim O, David Gray, Howie Beck

uhh.. it isn't that great you guys
iron & wine, elliot smith, devendra Banhart, bright eyes, nick cave (lol)

-- CaptainLorax, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 2:31 AM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

it wanted to know if I am published walls have eyes and secret agent in CD and whichever hill a copy of the CD
-- ramiro ezequiel prieto, Monday, March 15, 2004 9:37 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

-- ILX System, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 11:01 PM (Yesterday)

that guy's a real soldier.

Hello! Finally. I started posting here recently and I was in a crappy mood this week, so if I snapped at anybody, I'm sorry for doing that. Sorry CaptainLorax. It was just me.

Anyway, I live in Seattle in the Capitol Hill neighborhood with my girl who I'll call Jamee. Right near Broadway, the street that keeps pumping more value into our pad but gets crappier and more depressing as time passes. Now we're just waiting to see when it becomes too much to live in this place or when the value will hit its highest peak. It's like Vegas baby!

Jamee and I are both dykes in our forties. We currently love rnb and dance music. We used to love punk rock, hip hop, and experimental or industrial music and we still do, but we don't live there anymore if that makes it clear. I'm here just to see if I Love Music will help me discover material that I have been missing or not getting all these decades. And you guys seem knowledging and eager to share the 411.

No, my girl and I think the Indigo Girls are blah. They are pleasant enough and if they came over the speakers or the radio when we are with company, we would not stick our fingers in our throats or leave. And I wish I could say the lesbian Indigo Girls stereotype was not true but it is, with our friends anyway. Rnb, funk, hip hop, punk rock or whatever else I mentioned speaks to both of us a lot more than the whole granola lez folk thing. But that's just us. The only frustrating thing is that some of my friends will not even consider Sinead O Connor or Bonnie Raitt, who we do not worship, but are so much more interesting than the Indigo Girls. We do have friends who love the Rnb the funk and the hip hop though, so we're definitely not going crazy or nothing. *Lol*

Now it's time for me to hush and let someone else take the stage.

-- Miza Din II, Saturday, September 8, 2007 6:33 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

but, seriously

RnB

one of the staff applications to my college radio station featured the line "i like r&b or ribs and bbq as i like to call it"

it didnt make me want to hire the guy but it did make me hungry

Erock Zombie OTM

-- brightscreamer, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 23:20 (Yesterday)

this dude "max r" seems like an ok guy but since my last name starts with r too it freaks me out

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/501928~The-Net-Posters.jpg

Name: trife dawg
Location: the boudoir
Age: 19
Fav Band: anything Def Jux family
Fav TV Show: upn network
Fav Athlete: sprewell
Drink of Choice: henny in a dixie cup
Drug of Choice: smoke trees son
Occupation: selling yogurt pretzels
Do you work out?: lol
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: 9 point magnificent
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: u can't c me + u definitely can't b me

-- Trife Dawg (Trife), Friday, June 19, 2001 7:41 PM (6 years ago)

valuable new posters

Fav Athlete: sprewell

otm

yeah i kind of made that up

this dude "max r" seems like an ok guy but since my last name starts with r too it freaks me out

-- max, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 02:23 (11 hours ago) Link

nah he's wrong about both the avalanches and the new radicals. ban now before too late

do americans "get" twee?

trife's intro yrself is great!

Jon Lewis, I don't know when you made yr first appearance but you have only recently (just before Skot's reading) come to my attention and I think you are Quality.

Awwwwww 10-Q Laurel! ^_^ I think yr perfectly awesome too.

Have to figure out a way to give you Soft Boys stuff without compromising yr ethical stance! Also sorry we so late for Medieval capers!

It's not so much MY ethical stance as my employer's! I works for multi-national media giant, they may not be cools with the file sharing.

yeah apparently there were all these other ilxors at the ren fair but i didn't see anyone! i was probably too busy sticking turkey leg into my mouth.

what was with all the people with tails? medieval larper furries?

I don't have a clue about the tails, they fucking creep me out. I've seen them for sale in several different festivals, altho that could be the same lame people making the circuit.

xpost So if it were a burned CD-R copy of the CD you could accept that?

-TURKEY LEG- the first thing wife K did was descend om nom nom upon them. I limited myself to pickle cart and "boar sandwich" (ie pulled pork).

btw SOMEONE around here might secretly be wanting one of those tails for his bday so he can use it on his Kitsune fursuit I'M NOT NAMING ANY NAMES...

i also reallly don't think the corsets are for everyone. did anyone else see that woman with the weird boobs that were basically coming out of her neck?

hey n00b every1 knows a kitsune has multiple tailz

faced.

i hate this max r character

otm

Fav Band: Toss up between Paperclip People and Yellow Magic Orchestra

this is still awesome

so many fun looks at the ren faire. i passed on the turkey legs, though.

this lady:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1389/1473091791_56fe20f5bb_m.jpg

this dude:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1022/1473091775_c32c4325d5_m.jpg

that dude thinks he's wicked awesome, more 'real' and 'ready for shit' than the people around him, and imagines himself to be some kind of badass just waiting for an endtimes opportunity to strut his shit. in actuality, he's living in his mom's basement with a lot of college loans and a bordering-terrifying collection of expensive hand-forged bone-handle knives

or he's a sad bagpiper who lost his instrument

either way, he's carrying on an on-again/off-again fling with a short girl named Lori who's working on her MLS at community college

no I think that guy is just bored

outside his bedroom is a windowbox filled with scraggly medieval herbs that he will use in his study of apothecaries.

(these are all true facts about my friend childhood nick's brother, who looked like that guy)

waiting for an endtimes opportunity to strut his shit

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/11/16503895_53d097f69d.jpg?v=0

shirtless + winter coat is such an underrated look

valuable new poster == PEEJ

take notice

http://www.thecure.com/

I'm normally not a fan of "alternative" music cuz it's usually freaky and weird, but a friend of mine was listening to "Friday I'm in Love" and I LOVED it! I can't stop singing it "I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday I don't care about you" it brightens my day every time.

I went to Best Buy and they only had one album, so I went to Wal-Mart and other record stores and I finally found a few albums. Some were great, but some were really WEIRD! "Disintegration" is really depressing for example.

Anyway, I was reading Google trying to find other fun music and I found "I Love Music" so I figured I'd let you guys know about this. I don't know if you're familiar with them--a lot of people don't know about them since they're "alternative" but check them out :)

-- Dave_Man, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 11:14 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

even if he is fake

Aw thats kind of cuet.

Maybe thats his equivalent of "I like the little diamond patterns on wafers, do you?"

;P

is peej deej's girlfriend?

peej = old school ri dude

Is he Deej's boyfriend then?

this "stephen" guy

upsideej

beej

i am reejecting your advances

cutsy i think when its a problem you should growl at her, is my advice
when she is problem you go GRRRRRRR and move your head down a little
she will know you are unhappy and stop, if she doesn't stop then roll her over on her back and bark at her

-- a puppy, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 5:05 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Why won't a puppy come to noize bored?

why all the "VU are uber-white" stuff? they are easily the most doo-wop influenced of any 60s rock band i can think of.

-- LaMonte, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 1:10 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

It's funny how someone on luna thread yesterday joked that "ILM Heaven" would be some race debate abt indie rock, and now look.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/61/Nostradamus_prophecies.jpg/694px-Nostradamus_prophecies.jpg

It's funny how someone on luna thread yesterday joked that "ILM Heaven" would be some race debate abt indie rock, and now look.

-- Jon Lewis, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 1:18 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I was the one that made that joke, and it was in reference to the SFJ thread already in progress.

Ha, my bad. I didn't look at ILM all day yesterday bcuz the luna thing was too engaging.

In any case, ILM Heaven is now built on that fair and verdant hill.

ilx on the whole has not been so entertaining as it's been recently in a looong time

top-notch phrasing

ilx needed a vietnam

second rate snarking

is chaki nixon?

chaki is deep throat

wait no

woodward and bernstein

m. white as rose mary woods

nice work, Jon Lewis

who is G Gordon Liddy

morbius

which thread is luna thread? I have somehow missed this.

The "No Rules ILX Heaven" thread. It turned into the lunagate thread a few days ago. Set aside about three hours if you want to really dig in.

you can only read it if you promise not to post to it

Yeah... it's fallen off the front page hasn't it?! Wow...

OK, I'm going in.

godspeed

it's dangerous to go alone.

dont look at me, im not going back

http://www.mrx.no/albums/DeliveryOfRDPJan2002/00005759_G.sized.jpg

here, take this

(NB just searching "jameson" on GIS will NOT turn up whisky)

Fuck that shit. I got about 10% of the way through and realized I could be looking at porn instead.

^^^^^ wise

On YouTube shreds thread

These videos make me sad. Why? Because I find them kind of amusing but not laugh-out-loud funny. To be honest, I started with the Clapton one, and figured out after a minute or so that the music wasn't what he was actually playing. But I didn't understand that the music was supposed to sound COMICALLY AND CATASTROPHICALLY WORSE than what he was actually playing. And that made me feel it must be the case that I don't actually understand what makes music work at all, and maybe I should just stop listening to it, even though I think of myself as liking and appreciating it.

-- Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 24 October 2007 15:09 (3 hours ago) Link

On INXS:

They were not the most innovative band even at their best, so they don't have that Beatles/Hendrix/Kraftwerk thing where people say "this sounds corny now but back then it was the first time anyone did that". I did like some of their records at the time but there's nothing there that I'd want to listen to again.

-- snoball, Thursday, 22 November 2007 12:59 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

are INXS mondeo pop, dom?

Eh... no, they're too... sleazy. I think most Mondeo Pop acts you'd be happy for your little sister to date. Plus there was something a little... American about INXS.

You really need to be commissioning me to write the great Mondeo Pop article for one of those rags you work for.

How in the hell does a song like "Kiss the Dirt" sound American?

i pointedly avoid being in a position to commission anything i'm afraid, dom!

maybe el moz should take some "personal responsiblity" toward his audience of vulnerable young white guys?

I'm not sure if there is anything resembling a thought here. I could get mad, but then I realize its the internet, where we take being "irreverent" to mean you are intelligent, as long as you don't offend anyone.

-- swinburningforyou, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 21:31 (Yesterday) Link

Come on, racists don't make music swinburningforyou likes, that'd be stupid.

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 21:33 (Yesterday) Link

please don't put me in some absurd situation where I have to list off musicians/writers whose work I enjoy that are racist. thats not what this is about and you know it.

-- swinburningforyou, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 21:38 (Yesterday) Link

^^^this is the dude who's first major contribution to ILX was "Is Perez Hilton the new Lester Bangs?"

a fruitful day

you beating me is like seeing an all white zebra

Who is the private voter of "Finesse Mitchell!" Someone is feeeling like a dildo.

-- Pål Útlendi, Thursday, January 3, 2008 12:48 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

yea that guy is awesome.

key revive on that kevin john bazookla thread

Wow -- congrats Matos and Maura and Jess and whoever did those illos! I'm impressed you got this thing live so quickly, and w/ no bugs that I caught. Can't wait to read it all, and there are no other polls I feel that way about.

Of the things I voted for (and thanks to Curmudgeon for the shout-out), the ones I'm surprised didn't get more respect are "Chocolate Rain" in singles (come on -- that song is **still** earworming me) and the Omar Souleyman comp. in reissues.

A lot of people's reissue choices are weird to me, only 'cause I try to vote for stuff that's not been released/ is super obscure and hence "new." I didn't even know half of these albums got reissued last year...

-- Mike McGooney-gal, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 09:07 (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

not a new poster, zing denied

Sorry to all ILM posters who voted, but when Britney Spears is higher than High on Fire, Neil Young and Baroness, it just confirms my belief that the apocalypse is right around the corner. Or, alternatively, that polls like this suck real hard.

-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 15:20 (6 seconds ago) Link

bills been around for a while. one time he fucked a whore.

Ha! Every single time I see BMagill post, I think about the whore thing. To me he's totally the guy who pays for sex.

link?

Ever been with, or been, a prostitute?

haha he sounds like a decent enough dude

like he'd def buy a 13 year old beer if asked while walking into a liqour store

is he this guy:

http://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/bill.magill/

hard to say, it doesn't mention fucking whores in the bio

neil young and high on fire are better than britney...and i like bill pretty much, he seems fine...that thread is creepy though, that's why i stay to ILM mostly.

Admittedly, my tastes don't line up with the typical "pazz and jop" (dumb name by the way) voter or pollster.

-- Bill Magill

burt stanton

bleh

BURT_STANTON, CULTURAL CRITIC

oh no people stop paying attention to that guy!!!

total NS vibe from him

^^^ haha, what? Mash ups have been in the US for decades; see: Negativland and those filthy 60s beatniks; they got big again here in the late 90s/early 200s. So yeah, the style seems pretty dated.

-- burt_stanton, Friday, February 1, 2008 4:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

that's it, I'm voting for Nader

-- burt_stanton, Friday, February 1, 2008 4:06 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'm voting for Nude Spock

-- gabbneb, Friday, February 1, 2008 4:07 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'm probably voting for nader.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, February 1, 2008 4:07 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

isn't nude spock captain lorax too?

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3341/aspergersdefinitionwj9.gif

That is my favorite post ever, pretty much ^

ca[taom ;prax os a sweethear and i would fuk iim

who are these 'hip sters' liking black metal? i not see them at gigs.

all i see are the waeklings wanting their souls to be punished by the music that cleanses!

-- Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:04 (2 hours ago) Link

it's now being called Canadian Metal

-- jaxon, Thursday, January 31, 2008 11:01 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

-- Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:04 (2 hours ago) Link

indeed!

CANADIAN WEREWOLF TRUE PITCH BLACK METAL

HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BYZANTUM

-- Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:05 (2 hours ago) Link

it is not hipster soup but the sound of lightning cracking your brains

-- Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:12

who is "Choose Leif" and is s/he 15?

(nb still way better than my posts at 15)

w4lter and no

Colin C.

Vas has actually been around awhile

instead of "s**t" you guys should say "crap"

-- mkcaine, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 11:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

^^this

go easy mkcaine, it's taken ILX 5 years to go from 'poo' to 'shit'

print newspapers all suck-- insane christians or jewled 'liberals'. th times occassionally happens to cover whatsup or has got a decent subtext to an op ed bt most of th time it seems like a joke orchestrated by some sinister overlord, inane story after inane story. there should be like a retrospective newspaper that talks real history without basing their entirety on the notion that the only genocide was on Hitler.

-- mkcaine, Thursday, April 3, 2008 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

music is to subvert into mind the laws of life..?-- newspapers exist to inform day t' day. who does this well?

-- mkcaine, Friday, April 4, 2008 12:18 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

dude thats luriqua

vital information for your everyday life

VI4u

Anime adaptations looming

veronahasopinions4u

I have to mention a strange dream I had last night, which I just remembered:

Peter, I met you at your home just as it was being invaded by some terrorists/criminals/etc. Instead of fighting back or escaping, you decided to burn the house with the criminals and yourself still inside. The interesting part was that the house contained all the reels of your work, and you intended to die along with them. It sounds grim, I know, but I guess this thread here probably inspired the dream...

-- Matt Rebholz, Friday, June 6, 2008 12:58 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

dude better change the locks

have a nice blood, peter chung

Sorry to all ILM posters who voted, but when Britney Spears is higher than High on Fire, Neil Young and Baroness, it just confirms my belief that the apocalypse is right around the corner. Or, alternatively, that polls like this suck real hard.

-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 15:20 (6 seconds ago) Link

bill is hardly new -- hee's the guy that fucks whores.

Sorry to all ILM posters who voted, but when Britney Spears is higher than High on Fire, Neil Young and Baroness, it just confirms my belief that the apocalypse is right around the corner. Or, alternatively, that polls like this suck real hard.

-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 15:20 (6 seconds ago) Link

-- and what, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 9:20 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

bills been around for a while. one time he fucked a whore.

-- max, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 11:29 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

haw

Fuck You, Michael Vick

^^^ tru lols

i wasnt comparing anything, i was just suggesting that maybe you should go fuck a whore, as is yr want.

-- jhøshea

i got a lot of home invasion dreams too

They call a dog "man's best friend." Not his wife or his children. Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.

It was a short step for any dog owner to go from those dogs to their own dogs.

And then and even shorter step to imagine, however quickly and involuntarily, those harms being visited on any dogs they've had in the past.

So, when Michael Vick was linked to an operation that did any number of cruel and deadly things to dogs in a systematic way, it was no large series of jumps for people to apply their feelings for their dogs to those dogs Michael Vick had.

Deluded? No. Emotionally driven, and therefore probably less-than-totally-logical? Probably.

But, as I own a dog, fuck Michael Vick. Guy's a fuckin asshole.

-- B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 19 December 2007 20:44 (5 months ago) Link

Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people

I reckon if you stop feeding them for a day or two that love gets real conditional real quick

wtf @ that whole thing

"They call a dog "man's best friend." Not his wife or his children. Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that."

ive found this kind of batshit paranoid misanthropy is usually lurking under the smile of like 1/5th of the "normal" people you meet.... i'll be like chit-chatting with some cuet receptionist and she busts out with "you cant trust anyone but yourself, of course - everyone just wants to take everything from you and leave you" uh wat

Also: ANIMALS DO NOT GIVE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. THEY HANG AROUND BECAUSE YOU KEEP THEM WARM AND FED, IDIOTS

self-fulfilling prophecy

xpost

"Oh I can just tell from looking in his eyes how much he loves me" HE THINKS YOU'RE A FUCKING FOOD DISPENSER

Don't get me wrong I like animals but that sentimental shit is like the worst kind of magical thinking

i hear you dude

animals are cool for some good times (no patrin) but acting like theyre expressing anything close to complex human emotions is one step from being the old lady who talks to her dolls

(no patrin)

LAWLZ

Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.

this is the next level after next level

You know, Mrs V has put up with a lot more shit from me than any doggies I've ever known.

my parents are good friends with people who are okay w/ not having children because they have dogs. makes me want to slap and them and just be like wtf is going on in your head

I can understand if people don't want kids, but no way are pets kid substitutes.

xactly

the fantastical shit people project on their kids is just as absurd - at least delusional pet owners arent creating the little weirdos of tomorrow

Well yeah people are capable of projecting onto anything or anybody. I'm not saying parents are better than pet-owners, I'm saying the two things don't equate. Most kids eventually grow up to the point where they can talk about their feelings toward their parents - albeit not to their parents, sometimes, hehehe.

This whole "unconditional love, not like the deceiving neediness of spouses" thing is weird too. The more I think about it, the more I wonder what the fuck unconditional love would look like and why it'd be such a good thing to have. When you have a relationship with another human being I think the notion that if you behave like an asshole it will have consequences in their regard for you is good and necessary, really.

yeah im imagining dude in a candyland world sliding down rainbows with a dog licking his face or something

unconditional love is for parents.

and ya... that reminds me of the onion article abotu the woman who always ruins her vacations because she thinks her cats miss her.

i love my cat and i'm sure she's attached to me in some way, being her only "roommate" for hte last 12 years or so but let's not go crazy here. as long as she's nice and does funny shit now and then we're cool. not gonna dress her up and sit her down at the dinner table any time soon.

my parents are good friends with people who are okay w/ not having children because they have dogs. makes me want to slap and them and just be like wtf is going on in your head

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, June 15, 2008 10:50 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol yes: kind of makes me want kids so i don't end up one of these people.

I went to Walgreens last night to buy a Father's Day card, and they had sections for cards from sons, daughters, grandchildren, and pets.

I like this forum already and this is only my first post. Ace.

-- linea, Monday, 30 June 2008 16:49 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

oh god I've made all of two? three? posts over the span of two? three? weeks and I've ended up as a thread. (?)

I'm not witty enough for this, guys.

-- salsa shark, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 5:50 PM (4 hours ago)

^^^ Game recognise game

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I don't know who that Plies guy is, but he looks like he's trying too hard...

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:03 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Really, Plies isn't trying hard enough.

haha otm

me and my Gz shoplift sweets from newsagents all the time. addicted 2 da game.

In no particular order

1. Erykah Badu, New Amerykah part one (4th world war)
2. Gnarls Barkley - The odd Couple
3. Goldfrapp - Seventh Tree
4. Al Green--Lay It Down
5. Vampire Weekend
6. Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
7. Fleet Foxes – s/t
8. MGMT – Oracular Spectacular
9. Portishead – Third
10. Sigur Ros--Med Sud I Eyrum Vid Spilum Endalaust

-- canfan, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:22 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

no feist no cred

pokemon combat rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HVzH2cnfeU

-- webinar, Thursday, July 24, 2008 7:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^czn

Plies gives unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.

jess doesn't like new age, whadadick

this thread needs more jay z vs nas keystyles

xpost is harvell still on this forum?

yeah posting as 'deeznuts'

was gonna say roy division

who the fuck are all these unfunny new people who post like 8 million times a day

im looking at you captainlorax/oilyrags/rabiesangentlemen etc etc

i'm not new!

captainlorax is mentally ill.

who isn't?!

captainlorax is real?

hes posted wdyll pix

I miss that pizza now that I no longer live in Arkansas.

-- еdë §téè£,

Always paranoid it's someone I know.

they have pizza in arkansas?

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0d3fcSk9dlewE/610x.jpg

Laurel in the new Ms Misery.

(xpost) is that a burgerpipe?

eww xp

rjberry

People who read a lot of literary fiction often like Sufjan or Jens in my experience.

- Treblekicker, Monday, October 13, 2008 8:35 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah true also they like to listen to "this american life"

and sip lattes!!!!!

Treblekicker isn't new is he?

yeah probably not, i did a quick search and saw some posts from 2006, but eh

lolterary fiction

srrrrrrrrrrsly loving cameron carr btw whoever's pet project that is a++

haha^ have just noticed him today...classic material

though somehow i find myself having earnest conversations with sockpuppets even though on another level of my brain i suspect they are sockpuppets.

he was programmed to make shakey mo and b magill's heads explode

dude is hilar

man I miss him already

come back cameron all is forgiven

I hate white trash so much

― cameron carr, Friday, October 17, 2008 1:44 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

?????

oh that joe

kevin keller is like cameron carr w/out the joeks

kk is what cc was aiming for

kevin keller is like cameron carr w/out the joeks

"all new posters must post how I want them to post"

sorry man didn't realise he was yr bro

Nick WATTS

busting caps all the way over in ILH even.

Nich WAHTS

almudeno

^^not only reviving noise rock threads but spamming ppl who post on same

Wiggy Woo: sockpuppet or what?

Where on the internet can I watch old episodes of Murphy Brown?

we make a great team, wiggy woo

― burt_stanton, Friday, November 7, 2008 6:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

luv ya, Burt. (((((Hugs)))) <3

― Wiggy Woo, Friday, November 7, 2008 7:08 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Er, Wiggy is a woman who's been around some years now. She's posted on wdyll and everything (abt 2-3 years back?)

worked for CC. why not?

link to WDYLL pls

oh god I've made all of two? three? posts over the span of two? three? weeks and I've ended up as a thread. (?)

I'm not witty enough for this, guys.

-- salsa shark, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 5:50 PM (4 hours ago)
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 2:51 AM (4 months ago)

^^^ Game recognise game

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 12:36 PM (4 months ago)

wait, what?

was about OBD not u

IIRC, Wiggy found ILX because she was Flickr friends with Teeny. (I don't really get "Flickr friends," though.)

i gotta say i like salsa shark, shes got spunk, and copy-paste skills

i think wiggy woo is steve carell actually

"Powder to the. Mother. Fucking. Ceiling"
Tell me that ain't hardco'

― Maxemillian, Thursday, December 4, 2008 12:47 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and it's not much to do with clipse, but the rising synths on Pop Champagne are defo smile creating

― Maxemillian, Thursday, December 4, 2008 12:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I prefer spelling it 'deffo'.

HElp me to understand please!!!!!

― f_rankle, Tuesday, December 9, 2008 7:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Coke > Pepsi
but
Diet Pepsi > Diet Coke
but
Mexican Coke [cane sugar] > American Coke [High Fructose Corn Syrup]

― Chelvis, Sunday, January 11, 2009 1:34 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but
Diet Pepsi > Coke
and yet
Brain without tumors > Aspartame
so
Tea or Coffee > Soda

― Chelvis, Sunday, January 11, 2009 1:38 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

next level challops!

Chelvis has been around here for fucking ages, but I have no idea what his gimmick is.

you need a gimmick?

that clip is horribly unpleasant to watch. Those women's singing voices are so horrible and I like some indie music.

jesus what a horrible voice!

Your Boring Saturday Night

"valuable" "new" posters

i'm sure he'll "blend" right in

hahaha

u sure?

just a feeling

a feeling i am hooked on

http://www.fulvuedrive-in.com/cover/THATROANFEELING.jpg

if that's true i have no faith in the sb system anymore

i'm sure he'll "blend" right in

― velko, Sunday, March 1, 2009 6:10 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

loooooooool

Burgess Meredith looks really young on that poster...
Also, Merle Oberon = WS.
On 35mm of (amyl) nitrate?

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Four months pass = awesome addition to the ilx code good work!!!

Cheers!

:D

ahahahah i love 4 months pass

its like i'm in a text adventure

amazing

Weird, I thought that Does Shark Matter? must have been jdchurchill's first post, but apparently he's been on I Love Cooking for years.

muuuuugh?

hondurian

valuable new socks

nu-cutty

who is it? gabbneb?

gabbneb slumming.

i miss the neb

hondurian-lohan girl

everytime someone raises the spectre of hipsters, I miss burt_stanton

i kind of miss neb too. i wonder if he's learned from his 102....

does he get to come back ever?

it's surmounter II: surmounterer!

yes i am new, and den wat. :P

i like how you say jajajajaja. it reminds me of my friend who is from peru.

this site is just so addicting.

:}

How did you find out about it?

you know i was thinking about that on my way home yesterday and i cant recall....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CQUVBaE1_hU/Sp2o_yilE0I/AAAAAAAAC7Q/ljBE5rlmNA4/s400/plausible.jpg

should I feel fortunate that weren't threads speculating that I was a sockpuppet when I started here?

u seemed too earnest to be a sock!

who the hell is conrad?

he's not new, but that's all i know

Conrad is a special friend who's most easily found on IRE

omg was i supposed to give an introduction of myself ?

yeah here:

greetings, all

hondurian - you're doing just fine ... these dudes are just giving you shit.

yeah I've been here for over a year and I still get accused of being a sock...

but you're the photoshop lol-bringing champ!

Salsa Shark is my girl sock tbh

― body merkin (The Reverend), Tuesday, June 23, 2009 8:40 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:S

I'm glad I can bring lols to the boards with my photoshops :D

i got accused of being a sock for j0hn d at one point

one point four years after my first post

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOOT HI IM CANADIAN EH

― reggaeton shark (salsa shark), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:27 (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^one of the best 50 moments in ILX history

I think this one is better

when did u get your first period

I go to my father as a doctor (he is a gyno). At the age of 12, in school one day, I realized I had gotten the big "Red Spot." I was freaking, and then realized that my father would be there to help me through it. I came home and told him and he helped me out alot. He layed me down on the bed and inserted a tampon for me. He also suggested many products for me to use , such as sponges. For the first few months he was always there and would instuct me on insertion when I needed it It took me a while to learn , but he helped me through it. I will always love him for that.

― salsa shark, Monday, July 7, 2008 4:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh shit hahahahaha yeah that was perfect, although for the purposes of greatness I feel the reaction should be recorded as well: Ask salsa shark!

These kind of uncomfortable lols are the greatest imo

LOLsa shark

omg that shit is on a hole other level of lol

.... i really ment WHOLE not HOLE.. aja

oh jeez

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

wait what?

Oh, that's a laugh and not an invocation of Aja.

jajaja/dante board

lol

was dante real? in your heart, what do you think?

I don't know. I have no idea what I really sounded like when I was 13 and chatting, but I do remember surprising a few adults when I said what my age was.

Also, I wasn't a poster when all that happened, so any threads not preserved to the new ilx I haven't seen.

should I feel fortunate that weren't threads speculating that I was a sockpuppet when I started here?

be thankful your name doesn't abbreviate to something similar to 'darramous', is all i can say.

For anyones information the ORIGINAL VERSION was made by Grand Master Flash. If the song isn't a minimum of 5 minutes and 45 seconds, You probably have the wrong version. Happy Holidays!!!!!

― Aceman80, Monday, 14 December 2009 12:18 (2 hours ago)

JamesPOP

Sexy Girls Singing Cover Songs

dyao
Plasmon

(not ~really~ new, but u kno)

zvookster

not ~really~ new

dyao is a key contributor to ilh

why is this shit on noize board

― sanskrit, Saturday, May 26, 2007 1:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes feeling all these new posters, dyao im not as familiar with but zvook is a gerat addition to autogoon and i enjoy reading plasmon's essay-length medical posts

dyao and zvook are dope posters imo

who is plasmon?

see autism/vaccines thread

yes these guys is good guys

xp: tl;dr

this site is just so addicting.

― hondurian, Thursday, September 17, 2009

guess he is in rehab

hondurian was a chick

ha you def have to have some sort of investment in the field to appreciate plasmon - don't know if he(?) posts anywhere else

hondurian was a chick

so was luna ;)

I'm not supposed to know who that is.

neither were we ;)

aw <3

hondurian=luna?

adding to dyao and zvookster -- iatee

iatee and dyao have been around for ages, y'all!

luna, valuable old poster

iatee and dyao have been around for ages, y'all!

― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:07 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

new is relative since they werent posted itt

adding to dyao and zvookster -- iatee

― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Saturday, February 13, 2010 1:06 AM Bookmark

iatee has been on ilx longer than you!

lol really?

under that name or

iatee wrote this on thread this is the thread for ilxors who are in lol college on board I Love Everything on Apr 24, 2007

I'm a 3rd year Berkeley student...in class right now...I mostly only post on threads about Berkeley. Or Israeli politics. Next year I'll be at the Sciences Po, which I guess gives me even less reason to post.

---------------------------------------------------

Jordan Sargent wrote this on thread A-Trak steals "Hustlin' Hustler"? on board I Love Music on May 13, 2007

is a-trak putting nearly the same "hustlin hustler" remix as cadence weapon's on dirty south dance a violation of some unwritten rule in the remix/dance etc. etc. community?

lol

think this thread is 'sposed to be sarcastic y'all

thread is tl;dr at this stage but the meditation plasmon dropped into it fit right with the flow of it and is informed, interesting and exceptionally clear: jenny mccarthy wants your kid to get measles: autism, vaccines, and stupid idiots

think this thread is 'sposed to be sarcastic y'all

yep

kshighway

i feel like Woody Allen in that one movie where he says he's qualified to plan the heist, reminding his ex-cellmate that in prison his nickname was "The Brain", and the ex-cellmate has to tell him "That was sarcasm!"

but if u wanna be all sincere and shit, yeah dyao is valuable

my bloody valentine "sugar"?

that was my first post on ilx fwiw

but yeah I only started posting w/ any regularity (and this sn) after college

he was wrinklepaws in college

Sequel to Young Wrinklepaws

he was wrinklepaws in college

^^^^ this is joke and is not true just fyis

I had to write that cause if I were just someone reading this thread I prolly would have believed it

I mean who is/was wrinklepaws? just some random dude called "wrinklepaws"

deep

he was chad wrinklepaws

wrinklepaws is from the era when ilx had good sockpuppets

Results 1 - 10 of about 7,290 for wrinklepaws. (0.27 seconds)

lol wrinklepaws was my second oink login *sniffles*

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,990 for "oh, wrinklepaws". (0.22 seconds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYkJlD9h2Ls

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iatee, do you go to Missouri Lounge? i play records there occasionally (tonight) and it seems to be a very collegey crowd.

he moved to dan selzer dj land iirc

I used to work across the street from Missouri Lounge 7 years ago, and I thought it was a front for a brothel.

i heard it used to be a toilet. sort of the east bay equiv of zeitgeist

yeahhh I live in dan selzer land now.

never went to missouri lounge - I didn't have a car + was underage for most of my time in the east bay....I haven't even been to the albatross.

I'd never even heard of missouri lounge actually - it looks fun. I wish these type of places were on shattuck instead of san pablo.

I work in a shoe shop and people ask me seriously to seperate their toes for them so they can try on sandals with toe-posts, the worst part is when they say shit like "I'm probably not going to buy them, I don't really like them, I just want to see how they look when they're on"

― boxedjoy, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:17 PM

damn girl you can beat my box any time

― banaka, Saturday, February 27, 2010 2:05 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wait, is she at least 18?

― banaka, Saturday, February 27, 2010 2:06 AM

lol

<3 nakhchivan and his corundum-clad turn of phrase

correction: lathe of phrase

kinda feel s/he isn't a noob?

admits to being a new poster at some point, first post early february

if it's a she then please marry me, isn't though

you wanna marry everyone

it's a sacred institution; i demand my cut

mostly just you, q.

xpost

they call me the homebreaker and i ain't no demolitions expert

admits to being a new poster at some point, first post early february

if it's a she then please marry me, isn't though

― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, March 8, 2010 8:08 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

louis "not being a feminist just to score with chicks" jagger, ladies and gentlemen

you're so on the ball, it's almost like i'd have still said that, and in the pique of full seriousness, if i wasn't 100% certain our dear nakhchivan is an english gentleman in his mid-twenties

http://i49.tinypic.com/2wm4d4w.gif

am new actually but used to read ilx quite a bit 2006 ish when i last had time to waste, never registered though

good content but a little too acrimonious iirc

dude i'm still kneeling here, you want this rock or n

how many girls have heard of ariza makukula and type shit about mika vainio and godard

there's wishful thinking and then there's delusions of reference

"or n"!

dude just buy a wig or somethin, lj doesn't have much in this world

nah he's sound but there are extravagant forms of self-depracatory theatre that despite being english i'm not english enough to understand

wrong about jared boretti too

wig prenup and we got a deal

ok we can disagree about lotp and punch-drunk love fine but borgetti is kinda dealbreaker

extravagant forms of self-depracatory theatre

haaa

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread opera on board I Love Music on Mar 12, 2010

oi, Shostakovich is a hack who outta be drawn 'n quartered for foisting "Moscow, Cheryomushki" on the world that never asked for it. 'is balls should be in a museum afterwards as a warnin!

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread What would an insufferable music snob definitely NOT have in their collection? on board I Love Music on Mar 12, 2010

Oi, anything by linkin park or my chemical romance. bollocks 'n not worth shit off'n outhouse

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread What would an insufferable music snob's 12 CDs be? on board I Love Music on Mar 13, 2010

are you serious? is 'e fookin' serious? John Cage? fuckin' chance music motherfuck i wouldn't pay 'alf a gallon of piss to listen to that shite and i like David Tudor!

geezus christ give a gorilla a taxicab and next thing you know, corbin bernsen becomes mayor...

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread What would an insufferable music snob's 12 CDs be? on board I Love Music on Mar 13, 2010

...you're funny. you're a funny man. is that bein' nice? do i come up to you and say 'eh i'm M@tt H31g3s0n the hard-on?'.

Jesus criminy i'm in a warehouse of gay lunacy and i've misplaced my fiddle

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread WOODY HARRELSON on board I Love Everything on Mar 13, 2010

woody motherfuckin' harrelson? Oi, now i have seen it all. shite actor yet all of the womens are just in line to deliver him the booty. an' i cannot say i approve cos dude looks like grownup version of dennis the menace only alcoholic....fuck that shit

oi vey

i value him

@ how much?

http://www.spaceboos.com/Images/Valintines/images/love%20ya%20lots.gif

Was coming here to post him.

i mean say what you want about him but this is a hell of a line:

Jesus criminy i'm in a warehouse of gay lunacy and i've misplaced my fiddle

ilx entering its baroque phase

its ba-something phase that's for sure

eh i'm M@tt H31g3s0n the hard-on?

came here to see if there were guesses on which regular that is & what's motivating him

if it is a sock, i'd like to hope it's noodle vague

it's this kid

http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/Dennis%20the%20Menace%20Beano.jpg

pretty sure it's this dude
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/ginger-sock-man.jpg

He's pretending to be English but he's doing it wrong.

socksplosion!

oi, so wattehfuck am i not gettin' about 30 rock, every episode i've seen i've been all like 'well fok wot the hell just happened' and then hobble off to the kitchen for some bourbon and brie, mebbe some skittles....

― Sexplosion!

a sock in need of darning, this one.

that sock is like ninth rate garu g

Post-Rock/Math-Rock

Jihad Jane

30 Rock is still enjoyable, but has yet to match such previous high points as, "Would you call what we did last night sex?"

Parks & Rec is slowly getting better, mainly due to Aziz Ansari.

The Office either treads water or tries to out-wacky itself; both are equally dull.

Community...well, I despise Chevy Chase with a passion. Never once found him funny in anything. And the strength of the case and the writing is such that I can easily tune him out (or it makes him halfway tolerable).

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:47 PM

http://www.lesnikowski.com/whois/Whois_box3d.jpg

http://www.tarfumes.com/

rip mr wizard

A political & humor blog also featuring movie & TV drinking games and other humor, funny signs, and ways to make money off the internet.

Okay the problem is.

I posted a number of threads under anonymity. Now my full name is attached to them.

This is a mistake or someone's prank. But it needs to be solved.

Who can get this done?

― Herbee, Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:56 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I will take legal action if this is not solved, but I;'m sure it will not come to that.

― Herbee, Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

maybe it will ;)

please let it!

how can you be a new poster if you started a bunch of threads 3 years ago no one remembered until you came back and made a massive scene about it

beep beep

dan I will answer that question but only when my attorney is present

this dude is not new--he is a valuable old poster

yeah he's very active

Colin C.

― gff, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 6:57 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ alreday in this thread

oic

i have no memory of this guy at all

i love a meta trainwreck but damn i must have the alzheimers now

it's true, I've seen yr file

hi!

we've met

i lold

piping hot bowl of grits

piping hot bowel of shits

"guy who doesn't like bands"

surprised nobody's crying sock

we are now in the post-post-sock era

we are all socks

the question is. . . who is our puppetmaster?

a sock that posts "fuck joanna newsom" is probably the most boring thing i can think of and anyone responsible should be ashamed 4 lyfe

fuck joanna newsome

sock say hi to me

This is all covered in The End of Hysteria and the Last SBan by Francis Sockuyama.

a non-sock posting "fuck joanna newsom" is just mr. que

;)

sock calling is like the henfap of nu-nu-post-

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EdKranepool69

that didn't take long

yeah but come on

ah that video just makes that suicide sample even more intense.

― borntohula, Monday, April 26, 2010 10:12 AM

not that new a poster i don't think?

not really in glasgow

huh i guess not. i must miss a lot of names by not reading the daily shitpile of ilm ;)

;)

AFK, gotta check my oven to see how my methamphetamine is coming along....

― Lee626, Friday, April 30, 2010 10:59 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jesse?

banaka is a superstar in the making

banaka is are a superstar in the making

lol, examples? haven't seen his/her posts.

their posts

ah

lol curtis

btw net also exists for making sexualized indiepuns and captioning anthropomorphized indiedogs

― del griffith, Thursday, June 10, 2010 12:38 PM (Yesterday)

is del short for derek?

kinda reminds me of some vintage era ian spack style trolling, with just a hint of garu g thrown in for good measure

how do you guys know all this stuff?

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Hi everyone. Come in and pick up the new deluxe vinyl LP edition of Metallica's classic album "Load". If it's not in the store, I can special order it for you. Stop by and ask for Jason.

― Best Buy, Thursday, June 24, 2010 12:16 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://loutube.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/napster-baaad1.jpg

i str8 up lol'd at Best Buy Jason. A+++++ socking itt.

It is cracking my shit up too.

Thursday, June 24, 2010 4:25 PM Site Best Buy has been banned permanently.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

fascism

was gonna call the Geek Squad to unban Best Buy but then I realized they're sorta banned too now O_O

i thought geek squad was an independent entity!

\(O_O)/

it became self aware June 25, 2010

Friday, June 25, 2010 12:12 PM Site Best Buy 2 has been banned permanently.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 2

now i know why you cry

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DeY5x3rDYF8/SOArjPDn8QI/AAAAAAAAA1s/3R-HdeXqQl8/s400/terminator2thumbsup.jpg

corporations have a right to free speech?

let us not speak ill of the dead bro

bros smelting bros

i have ONE rule on slsk... you must share your entire library...mot just 2 tracks. ALL "no files shared" leeches are immediately banned without warning....fuck leeches. everyone else is welcome. now if you want to be on my user list, the rules are a little tougher. the way i see it..those on my list get front of the line access to my 50000 high quality tracks, so they need to have the kind of files i want for the privilege of getting that access. the bottom line is this; the person with the files can run their shit in any which way they damn well please...and those who want files from them just need to shut the fuck up and follow a few simple rules...or look elsewhere.

― dhectorg, Saturday, June 26, 2010 5:48 PM (Yesterday)

more like dhitlerg

Hannibal DHectorg?

"I ate a leecher's liver with some fava beans and a little Chianti"

haha "dhitlerg"

so glad i never figured out how to use soulseek. sounds like a nightmare.

sounds like a seinfeld episode starring whiney g

who was "Lady"

plus, i just always hated the idea of some creepy dude rooting around in my computer for some lost soul nuggets. ick. nerd ghosts getting sticky fingers all over my motherboard.

who was "Lady"

― Mr. Zomg 6 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, June 27, 2010 9:01 AM (41 minutes ago)

Serial messageboard evictee and attention whore, the ever-hopeful Paul Edward Wagemann.

you would think he would've trolled a bit better than that...

arby's? new or regular with new user name?

arby's is rabies

well, i still value him

you would think he would've trolled a bit better than that...

you would?

this song is an abomination, but the speed in which it has become popular is encouraging for us promoters of collective action. we are working on a similar song with a subversive message encoded.

― rage for the machine (banaka), Sunday, August 22, 2010 9:31 PM (Yesterday)

lovin these dudes

vicbowling

loooool

Ante Up is the best song of the decade and possibly my lifetime (the final "nigga" at the end is so triumphant!), so of course I voted for Jenny & the Ess-Dog. I was thinking about it earlier this week, for some reason. I can't even remember the tune, but back then me and my friends would call each other ___-Dog because of it and it was kind of a funny thing, LOL.

― Princess TamTam, Saturday, October 16, 2010 11:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

Also seeing all the girls you used to have a crush on getting married and closing the door forever!! Luckily I got married this year because honestly I feel that by the time I'm 27-28 there will be no good single girls left! (that aren't like, 40 and once-divorced)

― frogbs, Wednesday, November 17, 2010 9:37 AM Bookmark

Lightfoot; such a classic. I live in WI and the song gives me chills every time I hear it. One of the greatest narratives in song I can think of.

― frogbs, Wednesday, November 10, 2010 8:57 AM Bookmark

New York Post's headline: Favre comes up short. Good to see someone having fun with it.

― frogbs, Wednesday, October 13, 2010 12:59 PM Bookmark

difficult listening hour (in a sincere way btw, not in the original spirit of this thread)

I assumed that was an existing poster, is it not?

hope PP is being serious upthread

frogbs

yes

found a cell phone today & got it back to the person w/ pretty much no effort besides getting into a mildly frustrating texting session coordinating w the dude who came to pick it up & i kept thinking of that

I get frogbs and flopson mixed up

SeanWayne

I get frogbs and flopson mixed up
― ℳℴℯ　❤＼(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam)

me too

poor flopson :/

hi frogbs

hahaha lamp otm

frogbs and nakhchivan both "big-upped" by l0u1s jagg3r iirc ~interesting tidbit~

pobre mio

difficult listening hour (in a sincere way btw, not in the original spirit of this thread)

― dayo, Tuesday, January 11, 2011 8:21 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

this guy is just destroyin it lately

wasn't he a different poster before?

nah, I think he used to be a stylus writer tho

yeah best addition in a long time, kiu dlh

agreed

fifthed

sixthed

77d

<3 dayo

this dude's posts in the wire thread were great

<3 DLHr.

Are we actually sure that frogs isn't a sock? Because one more post about bagging ugly chicks and I'm going to sock HIM.

qualmsley

has been around for several months now

mostly political threads iirc?

gr80 might have taken an interest because said poster posted about Ulver?

buffandmaxsmom

otm

goin ham

LOL im loving the hate these guys get on these things.joke is they do it on purpose to filter out certain types of people.everyone foolishly falls into it..they actually seem pretty smart and switched on from when we met in ny.theres rather large disdain for the music scene they seem to have.i dont think they want to be liked by the likes of us at all.by the looks of it ,thats been achieved.
zee irony killz

― jefftremane, Wednesday, May 25, 2011 6:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

my eyes are dying!!! -- jefftremane, if you're reading this, please for the sake of my declining vision put a space after each sentence

I like that intentionality somehow exempts someone from making shitty music.

Thursday, May 26, 2011 3:02 PM Site buffandmaxsmom has been temporarily banned.

Spottie_Ottie_Dope

xp why?

gross pics, appeals to constitutional protection

Spottie has been a for real good poster and I don't just say this bcuz his taste is close to mine

who is latham green?

one of adam autumn almanac's ~10 usernames iirc

Latham Green = Mike Hanle y, one of the original ILM posters

a valuable old poster from earliest times
xp

ha, should have realized a rush thread didn't seem like AA's style

oh ok, guess I shouldn't have ribbed the dude for starting the 1000th vegetarians thread.

wow thats hanley...wow.

ha, should have realized a rush thread didn't seem like AA's style

LOL wut, Ad is a big proghead.

how did anybody figure out it was mike hanle y

didn't he say that's who he was?

Apart from the fact hanle y's been Latham Green for some years now you mean?

hiding in plain sight

I just realized that I was mentally conflating Latham Green with DG.

he's been posting as Latham Green for a while!

― Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Friday, January 20, 2006 11:01 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YEah I already said that :/

Is this an officially documented failure of jaymc.xls?!?

http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content07/malfunctioning-eddie.jpg

he used to be so much funnier

Is this an officially documented failure of jaymc.xls?!?

I think I've been out of it for a while now!

he's uh...starting a lot of threads

I have never really understood why that is a problem in of itself?

could be seen as someone threadbombing the board, esp. if there's little/no content

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/this-thread-sucks/11/Thread-Gay-Alf.jpg

look at that alfdong

sorry, i just missed gay alf. didn't really have a better place to put it.

http://hipsterjew.com/files/2010/05/tattoo.jpg

okay, i'm good.

tyvm

hanle y is true orig dada gangster of ilx, he can do no wrong

otm

there is no such thing as a hanle y thread that lacks content

^^^

co-signed

Mike Hanle y